hot girl summer

today we're talking about breakups, situationships, and having a hot girl summer with our special guest Isabella!

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

So we are all having a hot girl summer.

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You're asking me if I'm okay. Are you okay? You're describing your d as a mozzarella cheesesteak. Is it awkward to sit next to your ex?

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One, two, three. Thompson one, two, three, three. Thompson one, two, three.

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Ah, welcome back to welcome back to the pie. We're gonna talk to you, talk, to you, ah. Got a guest today. Your name is Ibella.

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Welcome to the back.

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I'm your host, Sid.

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I'm your host, Grayson.

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And this is Are Are We Flirting? Yes. Hey everybody. So it's been a minute. No one cared. Usually people comment and say, for this episode this week. No one asked. And that's just that's just how it went this week. That's all right. Because this week was insane. Here's a quick little recap. I'm going through a breakup. My brother has to get an open heart surgery. And my nephew has to get a hip surgery because he has cerebral palsy. So this week was a little bit crazy. And the next one.

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And the next one, which is great. Getcha, getcha, get your head in the game. Gotta get you, getcha, getcha, get your head in the game. Woo! Why am I feeling so rough?

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Wait, keep going.

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My head's in the game, but my heart's in the song.

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Shit makes me feel so right. Should I go for it? So that was a little song me and Grayson are doing. We're high spirits here. Grayson, quick, give me a little recap of your week.

SPEAKER_02 1:27

Um, I also broke up with a girl that I was seeing.

SPEAKER_06 1:30

Oh, you did? Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

Sid goes. Sid goes, when are we recording the pod? I go, I can't do it Sunday, can't do it Monday. Tuesday I'm going on a date with this girl, and she goes, Oh, the girl you've been seeing? I go, Yeah. She was like, Why do I have to put up with your schedule? And I go, Okay, fine. So I broke up with a girl just so I can come here and record the pod, which is great.

SPEAKER_07 1:49

That makes me mad because Grayson has like an acting class on Mondays, and then he has he's gone for work like Tuesday into Wednesday or Wednesday into third, whatever the fuck. And I you're busy as hell. You're s and you have a full-time job, which is like really inconvenient for me.

SPEAKER_02 2:02

Yeah. So well, usually Saturdays we record the pod after our improv class, but the problem is You were gone. I was gone. I was at the shore. Which is another part of my recap. Um so I was at the shore this past weekend, it was a lot of fun. I didn't realize didn't realize I was drinking 40 milligram THC drinks. I got knocked on my fucking ass two days in a row. Like literally could not remember a single detail. So I think I had a fun weekend. Shout out to Colin. It's his birthday yesterday.

SPEAKER_04 2:32

Um Happy birthday, Colin.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

Yeah, shout out to another person I used to see. Uh the last girl I almost dated. It's her birthday tomorrow. Okay. Uh, it's my sister's birthday on Thursday, Father's Day on Sunday. Sid, what are you getting your father for Father's Day?

SPEAKER_07 2:46

Oh, what am I getting? My guy maybe a restraining order. Um, I am for Father's Day, that's Sunday. Isabella, what are we doing?

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Isabella off screen said, We're gonna go find the puppies on the streets.

SPEAKER_07 3:01

She didn't say puppy. She said daddy.

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That's not how I heard it.

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Anyway, this week has been weird as hell. We have a lot going on. Um, there's uh yeah, breakups, we're situationships. Isabella's gonna talk about that with us. And yeah, we have we have a bunch in store for you, sort of. Let's take a look.

SPEAKER_02 3:20

Knicks win championship. How did you celebrate, Sid?

SPEAKER_07 3:23

How did I celebrate the Knicks winning the championship? Well, I'll tell you. I was with all my friends and we were at Radagast. Is that you say it?

SPEAKER_02 3:31

Ragestad, I think.

SPEAKER_07 3:32

I have dyslexia still. We had a lot of fun. That was such a good time. Like the vibes in there were so high. And I Brandon, our friend Brandon, shout out to G-Spotters.

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Shout out to G-Spotters.

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For making us um r a comeback for season two. Really proud of them.

SPEAKER_02 3:47

I was like, Sid, I want to write an episode, and then I wrote the episode, and she goes, Hey, we're not gonna use that.

SPEAKER_07 3:51

Okay, I'm gonna tell you why, folks. So give me a give me a quick moment. Grayson wrote an episode that um was called Girls Night, and I was like, Oh, this is like funny, you know, uh the idea of me and Isabel like luring him into a sleepover. Um, the script is like he shows up and he tells us, like, tells me that we have to go back to work, and then Isabel is with me, obviously, and then I lure him into the room, and then we like have a sleepover. We play spin the bottle or something, or like I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

Anyway, so the whole spin the bottle. Yeah, so the whole spin the bottle thing is actually a callback to the Christmas episode to which I pointed out. Um they don't actually kiss, they don't do anything on camera. The whole joke is that they were just playing it alone. That was the comedic effect of that, which is the whole point of the episode. And then the whole thing of them luring me in, it was never really about that. I was just, you know, kind of me being the Nepo hire. Now my well, in the episode, my father was ousted from the position, which is why people were paranormal board. Yes, which is why people were ready to come back. And I'm just describing the entire episode now.

SPEAKER_07 4:57

Yeah, so so check out um G-Spotters, uh, the Ghost Spotters. Uh, we have a season two coming out. We'll release an episode at the end of this week. We're really excited about it, and Isabella is my co-paranormal investigator, so it's gonna be something. And Grayson will also be back on those episodes as well.

SPEAKER_02 5:16

Did you guys do anything else after Radistad?

SPEAKER_07 5:18

So we had a blast. I got soaked with beer, and then I we ran out into the streets. There were bartenders like pouring champagne into our mouths. We were just running up and down the streets. Brandon was unhinged, absolutely insane, screaming the happiest I've ever seen him. And then we decided to take a subway into the city because that's what everybody was doing, and um then we we took it to Third Street, which is like past First Street, then walked back to First Street, and then Nina um Nina Count, she went into a restaurant because she had a pee so bad, and she walks in there and she's like, Hey, I'm sorry, and like gigantic sign, like school poster size, like presentation poster size that says like no public restroom. She walks right in, she's like, Can I use the bathroom?

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And they said, Did you just blow in from stupid town?

SPEAKER_07 6:11

They said, Yep, and they said no. So she goes, Okay, no problem. Do you have some paper towels so I can go right outside? Like, which is awesome. And then they were like, just go. Not I like that she didn't ask for toilet paper. Something about asking for a rough paper towel to to r relieve herself directly outside of this restaurant was so funny to me. So they were like, we don't want that.

SPEAKER_02 6:35

Where's the weirdest place you've peed?

SPEAKER_07 6:39

You're gonna have to ask them. I'm just kidding. Um, weirdest place I've peed? I feel like camping.

SPEAKER_02 6:44

Oh I didn't understand that. You peed on somebody? That was the joke there.

SPEAKER_07 6:48

It's like hard to be friends with you sometimes. Um, where's the weirdest place you peed, Grayson?

SPEAKER_02 6:58

Probably outside, like at a campground.

SPEAKER_07 7:00

Yeah, that's not that weird. Pretty standard, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:02

No, one time when I was in high school, shout out to Tanner, one of my best friends, he peed on my leg.

SPEAKER_07 7:07

On purpose?

SPEAKER_02 7:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 7:08

That's special.

SPEAKER_02 7:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 7:11

So that was fun. Um, what'd you do after the win?

SPEAKER_02 7:15

I don't remember. I was high.

SPEAKER_07 7:16

Okay, right. All right, awesome. So um what we're gonna do next is we're gonna bring on our special guest. Her name is Isabella, she is 26 years old from the New York area, previously from California. She is Mexican, but if anyone asks, she was and Cuban. She's Mexican and Cuban. And if anybody asks, she was born in the United States. Um, and also she's a uh beautiful, beautiful creator, beautiful mind, and the love of my life. And uh, would you make me the happiest woman in the world? This is Isabella.

SPEAKER_05 7:51

Isabel, would you like to give a soft introduction? Hello, everybody. My name is Isabel Farragor Solis Gonzalez. Um, my parents decided to give me lots of names to make me more interesting, and that's pretty much all you need to know about me. And I need to stop rumbling the mic, sorry. Me and Sid kissed one time on New Year's.

SPEAKER_07 8:07

So, yeah, so Isabella, thank you so much for joining us. Um we sort of want to kind of kick this off with a little bit of discussion about some things that we're flirting with this week. Oh my god. So, so what are you flirting with this week, Isabella?

SPEAKER_05 8:21

I'm just flirting with the fact that I'm I'm probably never gonna find real love, Sid. And no one has a big heart like me. And I can only love others the way I want to be loved. Thank you, Isabella.

SPEAKER_02 8:38

So you're flirting with the idea of being lonely forever.

SPEAKER_05 8:42

Okay. And coming to acceptance.

SPEAKER_02 8:44

Okay, well that's good. Acceptance is the first step.

SPEAKER_05 8:46

You know all about that, don't you, Grayson? Maybe you could give me some tips.

SPEAKER_02 8:50

Yeah, no, it it gets lonely after a while, but eventually you just kind of lean into it and you go, yeah, no, this is this is what I needed.

SPEAKER_05 8:56

But you have lots of prospects, I feel like.

SPEAKER_02 8:58

No.

SPEAKER_05 8:58

Really?

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I have no hose.

SPEAKER_05 9:00

What? Grayson, what's going on? You went through all them already? You found all the hoes in New York City? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:07

I went through all four and a half bil million of them. Doesn't surprise me. None of them stuck.

SPEAKER_05 9:12

None of them I just doesn't surprise me either.

SPEAKER_02 9:14

Yeah, none of them really I enjoyed any of them.

SPEAKER_07 9:16

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 9:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 9:18

Okay. Um Grayson's flirting with the idea of baldness.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

Yeah, I'm bald now. That's I guess another important update. Um I cut all my hair off.

SPEAKER_05 9:28

Yeah. Yeah, what was that liberating for you for a guy like you?

SPEAKER_02 9:32

Yeah, no, I I don't really I I've just decided to do it one day.

SPEAKER_05 9:38

Hair holds trauma, they say that. So when you cut it all off, it was like you were cutting off all the girls that you once were involved with.

SPEAKER_02 9:47

Yeah, it could be. Could be. There's some grays in there. I don't know what that means.

SPEAKER_04 9:51

Grays and I can pluck them out.

SPEAKER_02 9:53

No, because if you pluck one, two more go back in place. I don't think my mom says that. My mom says that. It's true. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 9:59

Things I'm flirting with this week, cel celibacy. Okay. Yeah. That's something that I'm flirting with. Also, all my friends. Yeah. No. Are we allowed to cuss on here? Sorry. Yes, but I don't want to have actually have sex with my friends. Well, Sid, you do a little bit. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 10:14

Anytime Sid has one sip of alcohol, suddenly she's trying to kiss everyone in the room. Just like you want to kiss? No, me too. Okay. And sometimes Brandon. I hate to put it off. So the whole friend group. No, but I say it to Brandon as a joke. It's okay. I support you and I love you, said Sid. Okay. Do you guys want to play 21 Questions? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:32

Sure.

SPEAKER_05 10:32

Okay. You go first, Grayson.

SPEAKER_02 10:34

You can't offer up the game and be like, all right, somebody else go first.

SPEAKER_05 10:38

Okay. Um, so Grayson, have you ever done anal?

SPEAKER_02 10:42

I have not. What? Next question. Sid, you want to go?

SPEAKER_07 10:45

I haven't either. I've saved it up for bridge. I think it's nice to save some things.

SPEAKER_05 10:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:50

Like analysella, have you done anal?

SPEAKER_05 10:52

No.

SPEAKER_02 10:53

Oh, I thought we were being honest.

SPEAKER_05 10:54

I am being honest. You always think this of me. I'm totally like we've gone over this.

SPEAKER_02 10:58

My ears are bleeding. All of a sudden she wants to speak up. She's being shy a moment ago.

SPEAKER_05 11:04

I was being timid along the way.

SPEAKER_07 11:05

This is like, I don't know. Isabella is the epitome of like the Gen Z like brain rot. Ask me what I think of you, Grayson.

SPEAKER_02 11:14

This is one part of 21 questions. What do you think of me, Isabella?

SPEAKER_05 11:18

Yeah, bitch you cool, but you not better than a perk, bitch.

SPEAKER_07 11:21

That's Isabella's been pointing that lately. That's been something that she's been saying. Yeah, bitch, I feel like the cuck chair in a hotel room right now. Do you guys need some time?

SPEAKER_03 11:29

Oh my god, that's how I feel about you guys all the time.

SPEAKER_02 11:31

That's how I feel about you two all the fucking time.

SPEAKER_05 11:34

Oh, I'm so glad we all have this reciprocated feeling against each other. Okay. So I can't wait.

SPEAKER_02 11:40

Wait, sorry, what are you guys doing after this? You guys are having a sleepover? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:43

Yeah. We're not getting loving on the streets, so we have to provide for each other. I'm gonna have to bleep all this. That's what good friends do.

SPEAKER_07 11:48

Awesome. So thanks so much. Is that all you guys are flirting with this week? Bald baldism and then loneliness. And um, for me it's celibacy. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:59

I bought myself uh a workout set. Um I got my first uh fat comment. Somebody was like, I'm really worried about him. He's gaining a lot of weight, but losing all his muscle mass.

SPEAKER_07 12:10

Oh my god. And so when people are trying to get under my skin, they'll be like, oh my god, that's obviously a man. Yeah. And I'm like, people tell me I'm mid. Androgynous. People are like, you're mid. Like, that's just so not true. This is what they say to me. It's literally not true.

SPEAKER_05 12:25

This is what they say to me. That's how I feel about you, prettiest princess in the world. No, you're literally my princess. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 12:30

Anyway, um, what else are you flirting with? So you're working out, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_02 12:33

Working out, aka. I bought a couple resistance bands, and every now and then I grab one and I'm just like, all right, I'm gonna do some curls while I make dinner. That's it. That's it.

SPEAKER_07 12:42

You make dinner? That's a start. I thought well, you have to start preparing for that half marathon I signed you up for.

SPEAKER_02 12:47

Yeah, still running, still running technically. Um, I'm flirting with now. I spend if I work from home, I'll do I'll work the first two hours at a coffee shop uh around my apartment and and get my own.

SPEAKER_07 12:58

Flirting with social interaction. No, I don't talk to anybody. All right. No one talks to anybody's social proxy.

SPEAKER_02 13:05

I don't have a very warm presence.

SPEAKER_07 13:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 13:08

Yeah. Sometimes my friends think that you hate them.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Well, if the shoe fits.

SPEAKER_05 13:14

Well, no, Grayson, Grayson likes to pretend like he's mean, but then he'll randomly do like a very kind act and like his true self in that moment.

SPEAKER_07 13:23

So this weekend, I was at an event with Grayson, and this man who yeah, sometimes I'm like, Grayson, are do you even like me? And we were both at an event. I went home before him. I am making myself some dinner. I step on the biggest shard of glass you could ever possibly see with your eyes. It goes into my heel. Blood everywhere, blood squirting out everywhere. Just like my fella? And I am like laying there because I can't get up because it there's so much blood, and I have a paper towel like under my heel. Anyway, I put it on my story and I was like, just like whatever. I don't even know what I said. And Grayson sprints over, like sprints from this event. It's probably like a 15-minute walk or something, goes to the bodega on the corner, gets gauze, and just starts like aggressively wrapping, runs and sweating, starts taking off his shirt, wrapping up my foot. And then he goes and gets paper towel, like toilet paper, starts wrapping the gauze, like with then toilet paper, then puts like a hair tie in it, sets me up on the couch, props my foot up, hands me the remote, and then like leaves. And I think it was all like within two minutes and thirty seconds. Oh, that's really sweet, Grayson.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

Thanks, guys.

SPEAKER_05 14:39

Like one time I was wearing an outfit and I was I thought that I looked manly in it. So I was like, Grayson, be honest. Do I look like a butch lesbian in my outfit? And Grayson was like, Yeah, you do, you do. And like he was just bullying me all night. He said my makeup looked bad, like as soon as he saw me. But then when we got to the event, like I was like struggling to see, and he took his glasses off and let me wear them after he said all that mean stuff. That's really sweet. I know that's really sweet.

SPEAKER_07 15:02

But it's kind of like Pem DOS. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

See, that's how I stay neutral. I do nice things, but I cancel them all out by being not fun.

SPEAKER_07 15:09

Yeah. What? No, you're fun. You're fun sometimes. We had so much fun at that bar at that barbecue at my divorce party.

SPEAKER_05 15:16

Yeah, we had a divorce party for Sydney after her big breakup. Yeah, that was funny.

SPEAKER_02 15:21

Do you ever watch your neighbors have sex?

SPEAKER_07 15:23

Yeah, I actually did once. They um there was this couple across the way, and I was like cleaning up my room, and I look out, and I can yeah, because like you can see their one living room so clear, and they were like making out and it was really intense, and then I felt like bad, like I shouldn't be watching that. So then I went back in my bed, and then every five minutes I got up to see if they were still doing it. It just kept getting progressively way more intense, and then it ended up with them in their bedroom doing like full-on straps. Like she had her, like on her stomach, had her feet and her hands tied together, like a triangle. Do you get that? Are you getting that? Like behind her back.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

Should you should you show us?

SPEAKER_07 16:02

Yeah, maybe demonstrate for us. Like, do you see what I mean? Like Grayson's like, you guys are perverts, and then he says shit like that. Yeah, you're just a little pervert just like us first.

SPEAKER_02 16:09

No, I can just see all these people through their windows right now, and I'm like, that's that's they're visible.

SPEAKER_05 16:14

You can see that far away? Yeah. Are you wearing contacts?

SPEAKER_02 16:18

I'm not.

SPEAKER_05 16:18

Okay, so then what what are those little glasses you wear that for then?

SPEAKER_02 16:21

You can't see outlines?

SPEAKER_05 16:22

No.

SPEAKER_02 16:23

Okay. Well, I can see movement, which by the way, is I learned this recently.

SPEAKER_07 16:30

Grayson's the girl that posts his like hospital band at the hospital, and he's like, like, not again.

SPEAKER_05 16:37

But no judgment, because so am I. Like, I went to the hospital one time and I kept that shit on for like two weeks. And I made sure everyone saw it. It was a priority.

SPEAKER_07 16:45

All right, sorry, go ahead, Grayson.

SPEAKER_02 16:47

No, as I I read once at some point that because of our like past as um like prey, that one of the the the the most visible thing to the human eye is movement as opposed to like differences in color, which is why camouflage doesn't really work if you move.

SPEAKER_07 17:05

So what uh what would you suggest? A cloak cloak of invisibility?

SPEAKER_02 17:09

No, I'm just saying the whole point was I can see people moving around out there, and that's where the whole comment came from, is because I I can't see like their faces, I can't see definable features, I can't see like really what's in their apartments, but I can see people moving around.

SPEAKER_07 17:23

Wow. Thanks, Grayson. Thanks, Grayson. So, um, another thing that I really wanted to talk about with you guys since you're professionals, um, but it is situationships. Okay. Isabella is currently in a situationship, and basically I told her that if she gets into a relationship, no, and I'm gonna get into one again. Sid threatened me today. I'm like, a week and a half.

SPEAKER_02 17:47

There seems to be a lot of that going around where she's like, ugh, I don't want to have to put up with you and your girl.

SPEAKER_07 17:52

I went I need everyone to be in alliance with me.

SPEAKER_05 17:55

It's not my fault. I like the pain of of uh being in something that's not real. Oh my god. Tell us about your last situation, Chip.

SPEAKER_02 18:02

Uh, the girl and I that I just kind of ended things with, it's very like same shit happens every single time. I'm interested in them, and then I just get too busy, and then eventually that I just kind of run out of time of like I can see you once a week at this given time slot, and it's subject to change depending on when I have to go into the field. And then it doesn't work out.

SPEAKER_05 18:27

Grayson's losing his leg. Yeah, but wait, so do you actually really like them then? Like I'm confused on because you're the one ending it.

SPEAKER_02 18:34

Correct.

SPEAKER_05 18:35

So is it a lack of interest?

SPEAKER_02 18:37

No, I was certainly trying.

SPEAKER_05 18:39

But then why why do you just give up like that if you actually like them?

SPEAKER_02 18:44

Uh there's uh point of diminishing returns where it's like, alright, we haven't seen each other for a week and a half, two weeks. I When are you available next week? Oh, it's at this time, oh I have something going on that day that I can't move. Oh, what about the following week? And eventually that just gets to a point where I'm like, alright, this is if it's not gonna work right now when it's supposed to be fun.

SPEAKER_05 19:08

You guys you guys don't text or face tag?

SPEAKER_02 19:11

Not anymore. We ended things.

SPEAKER_07 19:12

Yeah, but like while you guys were talking. Don't say that you did that because of me, please. Because that wasn't true.

SPEAKER_02 19:18

Uh partially it was.

SPEAKER_07 19:19

Okay, but you already you already wanted to before that.

SPEAKER_05 19:23

Only because of the time. I'm just confused on how the spark doesn't stay alive if you're like texting.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

Um well, I mean, the sp it's hard for the spark to stay alive when A, I don't love texting. I'm not a big texter. I don't know if you guys can tell by the way I'm not gonna be.

SPEAKER_04 19:39

Yeah, you're a horrible texter.

SPEAKER_02 19:41

Yeah, I don't love texting unless it's like somebody I'm super duper interested in, which every time that happens, it never plays out in my favor. And yeah, that's pretty much it. I just don't love texting. I'm not a big call or FaceTime guy, so okay.

SPEAKER_05 20:00

But for the right person, you would be.

SPEAKER_02 20:02

I've tried to be.

SPEAKER_05 20:04

I feel like you guys texted a lot.

SPEAKER_02 20:05

Yeah, we did.

SPEAKER_05 20:06

We yeah, Grayson and I back in the day we used to text a lot. Is it awkward to sit next to your ex? Yeah, it's really me and Grayson So me and Grayson, there was a time we were in love.

SPEAKER_02 20:17

Um No, I don't think it's difficult to sit next to an ex situationship because I've been doing it now, what is this, the ninth podcast that we've had together?

SPEAKER_03 20:25

Damn, so every everyone knows a situation ship. Should we break this down right now for the camera? Everyone's probably confused already. Like, I feel like I have to cut the whole podcast out.

SPEAKER_02 20:36

I feel like people also might be confused because they didn't know that you were in a relationship to begin with. So when you just come out and you're like, alright, I broke up with somebody.

SPEAKER_07 20:43

Well, because he's private. Well, yeah, he's also like very private, like does not want any like anything out there.

SPEAKER_02 20:49

He doesn't want one of the of our 1,000 viewers on YouTube to be like, wait a minute.

SPEAKER_01 20:54

I'm putting this puzzle piece together.

SPEAKER_07 20:57

Yeah, sometimes it just doesn't work, and I think some that's that's okay. And sometimes it's like weirdly more sad in a different way when there isn't anything that's like explicitly wrong, it's just not the right fit. So we're doing we're doing just fine.

SPEAKER_02 21:13

So we are all having a hot girl summer, right, Isabella?

SPEAKER_05 21:16

So I think we need to give context because um bro. Which part are we talking about? We just made it sound like we're all on the bed cracking. Like we all used to crack on here, type of thing.

SPEAKER_07 21:26

Yeah. In all fairness, that is not true.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

Isabella and I have made out before a couple times.

SPEAKER_07 21:31

We never had a lot of time. I'm cutting that first part out and then I'm just keeping the part of you.

SPEAKER_03 21:35

Why dude, you know, like that shit would actually do good. Like if you guys actually already assume this.

SPEAKER_07 21:42

Can you ask me out on a date so I can boost my ego again? No. Would you like to go on a date with me?

SPEAKER_02 21:47

Correct.

SPEAKER_05 21:48

Ever again? Correct. We never went on a date. Really? Me and Grayson never went on a date either.

SPEAKER_07 21:54

He's like that, huh? What's up with why do you think it's interesting? Yeah, do you know what's interesting is that like he goes on. On a lot of dates. A lot. Yeah. But never went one with us. Wow. He doesn't even want to hang out with me. Like, he actually, like, I'll just suggest seeing like a movie we both want to see.

SPEAKER_05 22:10

And he's like, thanks for that, Grayson. Yeah, no worries. All our dates took place in the back of an Uber.

SPEAKER_07 22:18

Oh. Oh my god. Can I keep that?

SPEAKER_03 22:25

Okay, well. Sorry about that. And look at Grayson like trying to be off the bed as far as possible. Like no point of contact.

SPEAKER_07 22:32

What was your favorite thing about being in a situation with Isabella? Yeah, Grayson. Actually, yeah, this is where we're gonna go.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

Honestly.

SPEAKER_07 22:41

No, you have to say, and you have to be honest. You can't lie.

SPEAKER_02 22:44

I don't want to.

SPEAKER_03 22:45

What?

SPEAKER_07 22:46

What was your favorite part?

SPEAKER_02 22:48

Um no, it was just like I we didn't really know anything about each other.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

That's your favorite part?

SPEAKER_02 22:57

No, my favorite part was the sneakiness of it because we both didn't want to like tell you about it.

SPEAKER_07 23:02

Like you hear you hear this.

SPEAKER_05 23:06

I'm always involved in these fucking sus-ass situations. Like maybe I'm the problem.

SPEAKER_07 23:11

Wait, that's actually insane that you said that.

SPEAKER_02 23:15

Part of the that was part of the fun. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 23:18

What was your favorite part as well?

SPEAKER_05 23:19

Um, my favorite part about me and Grayson's situationship was um hard to think of something. Just kidding, Grayson. You're a really good guy. My favorite part about the situationship was the fact that it like it wasn't even really a situationship. Like I was just like talking about it.

SPEAKER_02 23:40

No, we kissed one time.

SPEAKER_05 23:42

Yeah, we like barely even kissed. I think it was twice. We kissed a couple times, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 23:46

Twice. We kissed two times.

SPEAKER_05 23:48

A couple times. Like it didn't even count, but like it was fun to like have someone to talk to, I guess. This is like in my lonely era. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

It sounds like you're back in your lonely era.

SPEAKER_05 23:56

No, I'm not though. I'm just like, I'm trying to be, I'm trying to like be lonely because like I like I can't be like in the Grayson.

SPEAKER_07 24:06

What was the worst part about being in a situation with Isabella?

SPEAKER_05 24:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 24:10

Um besides me being her friend.

SPEAKER_02 24:15

The worst part? Yeah. Uh well, Isabella's past hoes that she's had or been able to bag. I was like, fuck, like, that's tough. Like, I can't compete with that.

SPEAKER_05 24:25

Oh, that's facts. I have some really crazy ones on my roster. On my past roster. Yeah. Okay. And you already know I was flexing that shit in his face. You already know.

SPEAKER_07 24:35

Isabel, what about you?

SPEAKER_05 24:36

Um, the worst part about being in a situation with ship with Grayson was the fact that it was Grayson. Like, I was like, why am I like, what am I doing right now? Just because you know, the Oh my god, this is awesome. You guys I'm really glad we did this, guys.

SPEAKER_07 24:52

So yeah, Isabel and I have been friends for most of my time in New York now.

SPEAKER_05 24:55

Which is so crazy. If I was gonna move back to LA and then I met Sydney and I was like, I have to stay.

SPEAKER_02 25:00

Yeah, how did you guys meet? I don't know if we've ever talked about that.

SPEAKER_07 25:03

We met through Lauren.

SPEAKER_02 25:04

Okay, so then how did you how did that happen? W when you first met Isabella, how did that play out?

SPEAKER_07 25:10

It was the best, actually. Okay, so only got our origin story banned. Okay, so basically, um Isabella ran up to the restaurant that we were sitting at, and I was with our friend Lauren, and she was just insane. Like you were unhinged so quick, and I forget you were going through a divorce.

SPEAKER_05 25:30

I was also going through a divorce.

SPEAKER_07 25:31

You were going through a breakup, and um you just came in hot with like a story that was like annoying you and it was so funny, and your delivery was so funny. I was like, I need to be friends with this bitch. And then we ended up like we hung out later that night, and then we were like, we have to create something together.

SPEAKER_05 25:48

Yeah, remember I stole the shoes on the sidewalk and everyone was judging me, but they were perfectly good shoes. I didn't judge you. They were I know you didn't because you like went and talked to the girl that left them there. You were the only defender of me, and uh that will always resonate in my heart.

SPEAKER_07 25:59

So there was a uh trash can full of of shoes that were.

SPEAKER_05 26:02

But they were in a bag next to the trash can.

SPEAKER_07 26:05

Yeah, so she you're not gross. Thank you, baby. No matter what anybody says.

SPEAKER_05 26:08

Oh my god, baby, no matter what everyone says about me.

SPEAKER_07 26:11

Your phone looks like it's perpetually in a bag of clean.

SPEAKER_05 26:13

There's a crack. Grayson really wrote places where we think data centers should be built. Like that's not a good thing. I think that's great.

SPEAKER_02 26:20

Niagara Falls, I think that would be great. Middle of Central Park would be hilarious.

SPEAKER_05 26:25

Um Niagara Falls, drip black balls on the basketball court. Two one. Um let him know. Um sitting on the bed. No. Sid was getting mad here last night. No last night. What other name is this a belly? No, I'm not wearing it in yellow. Just kidding. It's on the hat. Yeah, it's gonna have a dad.

SPEAKER_07 27:01

I just need to stand there. I didn't get ahead of my bed last night. Okay, so hop on the beaver. Okay, and now and now I'm gonna hop on the beaver. And I'm gonna participate in a hopping of the beaver. That's not true. Hello, baby, baby cat.

SPEAKER_05 27:20

That is true. Me so that's her name. Me still, that's her name. Um she's fit. Run to fame.

SPEAKER_07 27:35

Okay, Grace and I I wish you could talk and be bucks at the same time. We kind of did really bad.

SPEAKER_05 27:40

Yeah, dude. Let's talk to us.

SPEAKER_02 27:44

Isabella involved with girls. Then she went out and did some curls. And no way, that's me. Because somebody told me I'm not sexy.

SPEAKER_05 27:53

And that's your fat. They said he was fat. Oh, oh, what you think of that? Yo, Grayson, what you think of that? They said you were fat.

SPEAKER_02 28:03

That makes me mad.

SPEAKER_05 28:04

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 28:06

It makes me feel bad.

SPEAKER_05 28:07

Uh-huh. It makes you feel sad.

SPEAKER_02 28:09

Sad.

SPEAKER_05 28:11

He's real sad because he's getting fat. But we love fat people.

SPEAKER_02 28:15

And for the people who forwarded 30 seconds, I'm sorry that we're still doing this.

SPEAKER_05 28:26

We love no, actually, though, guys. Seriously. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:31

So um the episode that gets us cancelled.

SPEAKER_07 28:34

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 28:35

So, hot girl summer. My question for you guys Hot Girl Summer. How is this summer gonna be different than last summer for you now that you guys are both hot girls and it's summer?

SPEAKER_05 28:44

Well, last summer I wasn't hot and I was in a relationship.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

That's exactly why I'm asking. How is it different this summer versus last summer?

SPEAKER_05 28:50

This summer is gonna be really great for me because I like someone that I can't be with. And so now I I just get to not be in a relationship and suffer on my own and pretend like I'm being out on the streets, but everyone knows that my hoes are dry.

SPEAKER_07 29:03

Awesome. Hot girl summer for me, um, yeah, so my first summer in New York, I wasn't single, so now I'm gonna be. And that's really exciting because it's basically nothing's really gonna change that much except that I'll be single, but it's probably I'm still gonna be with my friends the same house.

SPEAKER_02 29:17

I was gonna say, you guys both hang out with the same friend group all the time, always. Yeah, and looking to branch out to make more friends so you can get introduced to new groups and maybe new people who you can like kiss. If that's what your heart desires.

SPEAKER_07 29:34

I think that we should have a 4th of July kiss the same way we have a New Year's kiss. All three of us? Like you kiss at midnight. All three of us. No, no. Grayson, will you go on a date with me? No. Will you go on a date with me?

SPEAKER_05 29:46

No. I would never say that to a guy I actually want to go on a date with, by the way.

SPEAKER_07 29:54

Thank you for explaining that.

SPEAKER_02 29:59

Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_05 30:00

Oh, yay.

SPEAKER_07 30:01

Should we do some improv with Isabella? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:03

Yeah, I thought of an improv today. Okay. Uh or like a scene today. It kind of doesn't work with three people. I guess I could make this work. Okay, so I I went to the dentist today. This is not the improv. I went to the dentist today.

SPEAKER_05 30:15

They told you you had three cavities.

SPEAKER_02 30:16

No, they said I had zero cavities, which is good. They said keep up whatever you're doing. Um But I thought of an improv scene where uh who wants to be in the chair? And I'm happy to be in the chair.

SPEAKER_07 30:29

In the that chair?

SPEAKER_02 30:30

In the like, no, like the chair's getting worse. Yo, yo, yo. Actually, I think okay Is it?

SPEAKER_07 30:36

No, I don't want to be the one in the chair. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 30:38

I think what would play best is I'm in the chair based on and you lay across us? No. The group dynamic. Can you let me finish with it? Yeah, sorry. So the group dynamic, based on how we are in actual real life, I'll be in the chair. Um, Sid, you'll be the dentist, you'll be the dental hygienist. So you just got done finish you just finished cleaning my teeth. You're coming in to check my feet my teeth. I am in the chair, obviously, and it's clear to me that you guys have a history and are trying to rekindle things, and I just have to sit there and listen.

SPEAKER_05 31:09

Oh my god, I'm nervous. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 31:12

Do you uh uh do you have history with improv? Do you are you you're familiar with yes?

SPEAKER_05 31:17

My whole life is just a series of me saying random shit to fill the gaps of silence, so if that counts.

SPEAKER_02 31:23

Okay, and with that, um three, two, one, action.

SPEAKER_07 31:29

Alright, how's everything looking over here?

SPEAKER_05 31:32

Uh it was rough. Um, I know you might like that. But mean it's about that.

SPEAKER_07 31:40

Israel, you're just gonna get right into the sexual stuff. I'm sorry, baby. We have to be a little grounded.

SPEAKER_05 31:45

Okay, okay, fine.

SPEAKER_07 31:46

Um and action.

SPEAKER_05 31:47

Took care of business. He had a couple cavities, but um uh I just think you really gotta get in there and take a look for yourself.

SPEAKER_07 31:53

Okay, I guess I'll um I know it looks pretty good.

SPEAKER_05 31:58

Something different with your hair today.

SPEAKER_04 32:01

Yeah, uh it's interesting you notice now. It looks oh um I just wanted to say that it looks really nice and it really brings out your eyes. Awesome. Scapel. It's actually an open heart surgery. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 32:21

Oh, not going on.

SPEAKER_07 32:25

Oh, wrong file, wrong. It's really not going good. Wrong file, hold on. Sorry, we're back on the okay. Um, let me help you. Okay. No, that looks good. Honestly, why don't you?

SPEAKER_05 32:35

We should sedate him. And then so we can fuck right now on the thing.

SPEAKER_07 32:41

Okay, um, yeah, I honestly let's sedate him.

SPEAKER_05 32:44

I just really don't like the fact that Grayson can't talk right now. Like, I this is not going good.

SPEAKER_07 32:47

Um, can you close your mouth for a bit?

SPEAKER_02 32:49

That's the whole point, is I'm not I can't talk, so I'm just listening to this and I have to go, what?

SPEAKER_05 32:54

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 32:55

It's fine.

SPEAKER_05 32:56

It's like an easy out so that you don't even have to do anything. You just have inaudible noises that you're making inaudible noises.

unknown 33:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 33:02

And action.

SPEAKER_05 33:03

Can you guys be my mom and my dad in it? Please, please.

SPEAKER_02 33:07

Okay, Isabella, you have an improv scene. What do you want us to do?

SPEAKER_05 33:10

Okay, so you um since it's my mama and then you're my papa, and we're at the deli, and I really, really want to get um a honey bun, but I already had two honey buns last night, and like we went to the doctor and he said that my blood sugar was really, really high, so that I can't be having sugar. And then I try to steal the honey bun. And then you guys have to teach me a lesson about not stealing.

SPEAKER_03 33:36

Are you guys ready?

SPEAKER_02 33:37

You get to say action. It's your sick.

SPEAKER_07 33:39

Okay, one, two, three, action. Alright, I think I'm gonna do the baked lays because I feel like they're like a little bit better.

SPEAKER_02 33:47

No, it's good. It'll go good with the sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 33:55

Yes. Margaret?

SPEAKER_07 33:57

Papa thing, I can get the honey bun. Did you say she could get the honey bun?

SPEAKER_02 34:02

What? No, I said no.

SPEAKER_07 34:03

She just had two last night.

SPEAKER_02 34:04

No, I said she could get one thing, but no honey buns because of what the doctor said.

SPEAKER_07 34:12

Okay, um, make it stop. Margaret? Margaret, Margaret. We talked about this. Remember, you you turned the baby voice on, it's like a trauma response, but I need you to turn that off and just speak like you're you're literally 14 years old. Okay, bitch.

SPEAKER_02 34:27

Whoa, you are not gonna speak to your mother like that.

SPEAKER_05 34:29

That's my first bitch. Let me get the honey bun. Or I'm gonna tell her what you did last night when you came into my room at three. That is a Bella. Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

I guess I'm buying a honey bun.

SPEAKER_07 34:48

I think actually I do like the idea of you knowing secrets about him, but not that he molested you. Maybe maybe something different. Fine. Okay. Or action. Um, okay, so yeah, I think I'm gonna get the lace chips.

SPEAKER_05 34:59

Oops. Oh, your phone rang.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

Oh, let's go.

SPEAKER_05 35:03

What's that app? There's an H on it.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

H uh, alright, okay. No, that's what's what do you what do you got? What do you got in your pocket?

SPEAKER_05 35:11

Yeah, what's in your pocket? Do you have the honey buttons dripping out of your pocket? No, what the hell? I would never do something like that. But he's on curse. He's just trying to distract from the fact that he's looking at girls on his phone again. And I've been telling you this.

SPEAKER_02 35:22

That is not true.

SPEAKER_05 35:23

He is, mom. Yeah, we'll just take the latest chips the ones. Okay, fine. I don't want the honey button anyway. I don't even fucking want it. Okay, you're not gonna talk to me like that.

SPEAKER_02 35:31

You need to watch your mouth, seriously.

SPEAKER_05 35:33

Dude, you guys are really getting on my last nerve right now. Like I asked nicely and then you guys still didn't give it to me. Like, I don't know what you want for me.

SPEAKER_07 35:39

$379? There's like air in that. There's like so much air in that bag of chips.

SPEAKER_02 35:44

Honey, honey, I'll pay for it. It's fine.

SPEAKER_07 35:46

What's on your phone? I told you.

SPEAKER_02 35:49

On my tap to pay?

SPEAKER_05 35:51

He's talking to girls, Mama. Are you fucking kidding me? And they don't look anything like you.

SPEAKER_02 35:56

Look, it's just a big misunderstanding.

SPEAKER_05 35:58

So he's not even like imagining that they're you. He just like wants a completely different other person.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

Okay, here's what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_05 36:04

Can I get a pack of gum too?

SPEAKER_07 36:05

Sorry, guys.

SPEAKER_02 36:07

I work in the police force. You would know this, obviously.

SPEAKER_07 36:10

Yes, I know.

SPEAKER_02 36:11

We try and keep it out of Margaret's.

SPEAKER_04 36:13

Fuck twelve.

SPEAKER_02 36:16

And this is why we don't tell her things. I need you listen to your father. I know that's why.

SPEAKER_07 36:23

Okay. Well, I would like to continue, please.

SPEAKER_02 36:26

I'm in the unit that is trying to figure out sex trafficking. And one of the biggest uses of sex trafficking now is recruiting people through dating apps. And so I'm on Hinge, I'm on Tinder, I'm even on Raya. And guess who I ran across who has a Hinge account? Our daughter, posing as an 18-year-old.

SPEAKER_07 36:50

You have got to be kidding me. You are 14 years old.

SPEAKER_01 36:53

Yeah, Margaret.

SPEAKER_07 36:54

Dude, I'm mature for my age. Like you literally still have honey bun on the top of your lip from last night.

SPEAKER_01 36:59

Yeah, mature for your age with with high blood sugar? Yeah, right. Let's let why are you talking about it?

SPEAKER_05 37:03

If you guys are mad about that, then you definitely don't want to come to the doctor's appointment with me next week. Why?

SPEAKER_02 37:08

Why?

SPEAKER_05 37:10

That's just saying.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

Why are you smiling? I don't like when you smile when you're about to deliver bad things.

SPEAKER_05 37:14

Why do you think I've been wanting so many honey buns lately?

SPEAKER_02 37:17

Because you're a diabetic?

SPEAKER_07 37:20

You're not you haven't even gotten your period.

SPEAKER_02 37:24

How do you know that? Is that like a woman thing?

SPEAKER_07 37:27

I can sense it. Yeah, and like it's almost like because I have this intuition, I can sense there's also something else going on. Papa's been playing. Why do you have to keep going back to this arc?

SPEAKER_02 37:41

She goes, Alright, things are kind of good in the scene. Let's bring up molestation.

SPEAKER_07 37:45

Literally, like. So this is Isabel's first time improving ever.

SPEAKER_02 37:51

She goes, I make it the I make up things all the time on the spot.

SPEAKER_07 37:54

Yeah. She's also getting it.

SPEAKER_04 37:58

She's also like super mucat bar.

SPEAKER_02 38:00

She's got bronchitis.

SPEAKER_04 38:01

We're all gonna be sick after this. Um really bad allergies.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

No, you were hitting the vape and you've got freaking. I did hit the vape, I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_05 38:09

Hey, if I got it, you got it, type of shit. Okay. I don't think it's like uh I guess we're not allowed to talk about trauma on the podcast. No trauma allowed on the podcast is something that I've learned tonight.

SPEAKER_07 38:19

Do you have trauma around what we've just got?

SPEAKER_05 38:21

Not around my papa.

SPEAKER_07 38:22

Do you want to talk about it? Papa, please.

SPEAKER_05 38:25

Never mind. Listen, guys. I've been through a lot these last couple months.

SPEAKER_02 38:36

This will be good for you.

SPEAKER_05 38:44

You don't know shit.

SPEAKER_07 38:46

Hey Isabel and I are trying to find ways that we can make money on Craigslist.

SPEAKER_05 38:50

I will sell my body. It's at that point. It's at that point, I will do anything for a bag. Like, please? I'm not okay, said. And you know this. I'm gonna be home with soon.

SPEAKER_07 39:00

No, you're not, because you always have you'll always be able to have my home to fall back on. You guys are making my life in editing fucking hell. Like, do you not realize that? The things that I have to cut out of this, it's just a bunch of bleeping and like cuts with no transition.

SPEAKER_05 39:13

So the molestation bit isn't gonna make it said.

SPEAKER_07 39:16

You are enough. You're actually not allowed to speak as the podcast.

SPEAKER_05 39:20

Guys, remember when we did that podcast way long ago? And it was good? Was it good?

SPEAKER_07 39:25

It actually wasn't at all. I don't know. It was mostly you like yelling at Grayson. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 39:30

Yeah, so actually things don't change.

SPEAKER_07 39:32

I barely even yell at you this time, Papa. Grayson, if Isabel and I were hanging off the side of a cliff, who would you save?

SPEAKER_02 39:38

I'll save Sid and then I'm just gonna like it.

SPEAKER_07 39:41

Wow. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 39:43

I was gonna I was gonna put like kick Isabella's hands off.

SPEAKER_00 39:48

Just wow.

SPEAKER_07 39:49

So you don't want me to make relationship? He doesn't want you to be in fear too long. That's actually really sweet.

SPEAKER_02 39:54

I don't want you to be alone. I don't want to be I don't want you to be broke.

SPEAKER_07 39:57

Yeah, it's better.

SPEAKER_05 39:58

Well do something about it then, Papa.

SPEAKER_07 40:00

You know myself. Actually, can I get some money?

SPEAKER_05 40:02

Like I said, dude, stop playing games. Stop playing games. Like, don't play in my face like that.

SPEAKER_07 40:07

Well, guys, this was so fun. I really loved having Isabella on. I learned a lot about her.

SPEAKER_05 40:11

Thank you so much for having me here, Sam. It's been a pleasure to be here with you and the guy that would gladfully kick me off a cliff.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

Um it's a pleasure, actually. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 40:19

Yeah, it's really a pleasure. The guy, the guy who said that his favorite thing about being in a situation ship with me was the fact that he had to hide it. It was really great. Um, this is a beautiful life, beautiful day here in New York.

SPEAKER_02 40:33

It's actually on the subject of this, things are hot when people can't find out. I learned this recently. No, I shouldn't have to do it.

SPEAKER_05 40:44

I guess it depends on the circumstances. It depends up with your sock. Don't look at it, bitch. I'm trying to hide it. It's dirty. Wait, look, Grayson, Grayson, don't.

SPEAKER_02 40:53

What's wrong with it?

SPEAKER_07 40:54

It looks like one of those like raggedy um like blankets that people keep their whole life.

SPEAKER_02 41:00

Are your socks inside out?

SPEAKER_05 41:02

Probably Grayson. I didn't check. What's going on?

SPEAKER_02 41:05

Dude, I'm going through something.

SPEAKER_05 41:06

I'm going through something.

SPEAKER_07 41:07

He's tired of us going through something. That's one thing I've learned about Grayson.

SPEAKER_02 41:10

Fucking going through something. Should we talk about things that we think would be disappointing? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 41:16

Sex on the first date.

SPEAKER_02 41:19

Some people enjoy that.

SPEAKER_05 41:21

We know you do, baby girl. We know you do. I, you guys.

SPEAKER_02 41:28

It's been a while.

SPEAKER_05 41:30

Are you okay? You're asking me if I'm okay. Are you okay? You're describing your dick as a mozzarella cheese stick.

SPEAKER_02 41:35

Yeah, and let me tell you something. One bite, pull apart.

SPEAKER_05 41:40

Ew? I don't even know how to interpret this. How many bodies do you have, Grayson?

SPEAKER_02 41:46

I don't want to answer that.

SPEAKER_05 41:47

Come on. Come on.

SPEAKER_02 41:48

Well, I'll say this. Uh how many do you think I have?

SPEAKER_05 41:51

Um, like 120.

SPEAKER_02 41:53

Oh my no.

SPEAKER_05 41:54

Oh my god. No? Less or more? Way less. Way, way less. Okay, um, 90. Oh my god. 70. 70. No, it's way less than 10. 60?

SPEAKER_02 42:06

Way less than this.

SPEAKER_05 42:07

Are you deadass? I feel like he's lying. 50.

SPEAKER_02 42:09

Way less.

SPEAKER_05 42:10

What?

SPEAKER_02 42:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 42:11

Way less than 50. Yes. 30. It's gotta be more than 30. It's gotta be.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

It's around there. I don't remember exactly. 36.

SPEAKER_05 42:18

Do you want me to cut this out?

SPEAKER_02 42:20

Well, yes, obviously. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 42:22

Now we're just hanging out.

SPEAKER_02 42:23

It's less than 36.

SPEAKER_05 42:24

Guys, this is what the people want to see. You guys are being timid.

SPEAKER_02 42:27

So our friend Isabella clearly has a sex addiction.

SPEAKER_05 42:32

It's crazy because I'm the least sex addiction person you'll ever meet. Like when it comes to like She's not coming.

SPEAKER_02 42:38

That's how little of a sex addiction is.

SPEAKER_05 42:41

I I okay. I will not have sex with strangers on the street. I will not have a one-night stand. I will not have even sex with my situationships unless. Unless unless, unless, unless it's like a special case.

SPEAKER_02 42:56

So yes. That's a yes. You will have sex with your situations.

SPEAKER_05 43:00

Only if it's a special case, because you know firsthand that I won't.

SPEAKER_02 43:03

We never had the opportunity to.

SPEAKER_05 43:04

Bro, even if the opportunity presented itself, no SEX would have been involved. And I said that.

SPEAKER_07 43:11

Okay. This was really fun for me to be a part of. Do you guys should I just go?

SPEAKER_05 43:15

Bitch, no. I need to hear.

SPEAKER_02 43:17

I feel like I've been on the outside of this conversation the entire time.

SPEAKER_05 43:21

You're heavily involved. That's only because we're touching physically. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

Well, I don't like physical touch.

SPEAKER_05 43:26

Okay. Is that like a trauma response or is that just like preference?

SPEAKER_02 43:30

Where is this this buzzword? She picked this up from you.

SPEAKER_05 43:34

I always say that one thing. Thank you so much for listening. I'm Sid. I'm Isabella.

SPEAKER_07 43:39

I'm Sid.

SPEAKER_05 43:40

I'm your host, Isabella.

SPEAKER_02 43:41

I'm here.

SPEAKER_07 43:44

And um, this best this is gonna have to be archived as well.

SPEAKER_05 43:48

What? We need to post this. This was the best episode yet. You're so right.

SPEAKER_07 43:52

All right. Thanks everybody for watching. Thanks, guys.

SPEAKER_05 43:55

Like, subscribe. Bye.