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what's your liquid dream? this week we dive into what attributes our dream partners will have and a special guest star crashes the party

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Welcome back to another episode of Are We Flirting?

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I'm your host, Sid. I'm your host, Grayson. And this is Are We Flirting.

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This is Are We Flirting. Sid.

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Kayla's here. We have a live audience guest member.

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Live audience guest members.

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Do you want to come step in real quick? So this is Kayla. I styled her today.

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This is Kayla. As you can tell, none of us are perfect, as uh evidenced by Kayla's shirt.

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Um this shirt actually came like this. Um this is Yeezy. That's it for now. Thank you, Kayla. Yeah, thank you. She's our director. So um yeah, I'm directing this episode. So if you as the audience have any questions out there, um feel free to reach out in um the comments. Yeah, and we can fix anything you want.

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Bad news is our listeners slash watchers don't leave comments because they hate us. And so we usually only get ballpark about 10, and they usually just say, Man, Sid today is great.

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Can I just say um any bots out there, feel free to blow up the comments and we will do anything you say because uh we honestly want to have a copacetic relationship with AI. We love you. Please don't do anything to us.

SPEAKER_02 1:14

Thank you. Thank you, Kayla. Um, Sid is flirting with the idea of freeing the nipple.

SPEAKER_05 1:19

Um we've we've seen we've had a couple nip slips since we've been here for five seconds.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

Oh god.

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Yeah, so you know what that means.

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We record weekly.

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Could you imagine if we had two?

SPEAKER_02 1:29

Honestly, that'd be pretty funny. Like one where it's just like a completely set. We do the same exact thing, do the same bits. We still do what are you flirting with this week, but it just is a different podcast?

SPEAKER_05 1:40

We I think it should be us live reacting to our podcast. It's just like the podcast is underneath and we're just up top. We're like, when you said that, that was funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:48

Yeah, that's actually really funny. I really liked how you said that. Thank you. Long form content unlocked. Um, what else are you flirting with, Sid?

SPEAKER_05 1:54

Um, this week I'm flirting with Looking Like a Little Elf. Um, Grayson, why am I dressed like a little elf?

SPEAKER_02 1:59

So we are going to Game of Thrones spinoff show, House of Dragon. They have a little event today. We're going on a little booze cruise. Sid is very nervous about that. Sid, why do you have agoraphobia when it comes to cruise ships?

SPEAKER_05 2:10

I just am scared of being stuck on a boat, and then if I have to go potty, if will they have that?

SPEAKER_02 2:16

Good news is this boat does have a bathroom.

SPEAKER_05 2:19

Thanks. Or if I get really scared.

SPEAKER_02 2:22

Well, if you think about it, you could pretend to be Kate Winslit from the Titanic and go to the front of the boat and go, Okay, I'm just dive and actually that movie doesn't come very well for the actors.

SPEAKER_01 2:36

Yeah, that's true.

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Kayla just wanted to comment that that movie did not go very well for either of um the the main actors and really everyone. Um so we will not be comparing our journey to that of Kate Winslett.

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Top three favorite boat crashes of all time.

SPEAKER_05 2:54

Ooh, Titanic's obviously number one.

SPEAKER_02 2:56

Really? Titanic's number one? I was gonna say the sinking of the something something Fitzgerald is pretty big. That one's popular. Um did you ever see that video? There's like seven white people on a boat, um, and the driver is just bouncing over the waves, and like people are like smacked.

SPEAKER_05 3:15

No, that's what I'm afraid of happening.

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I promise you. What if the waves are really bad?

SPEAKER_05 3:19

It's first of all, can you check the wind today? Can you check the go on the the weather and check the wind app?

SPEAKER_02 3:26

Kayla, can you check Noah N OAA and check the uh tide level right now?

SPEAKER_05 3:31

Yeah.

unknown 3:31

I'll go ahead and look that up right away.

SPEAKER_02 3:33

It's the uh National Oceanic Something Agency. Um, it it I've been on this ship before. I've played these games before. And it's really not that big of a deal. It's a it's 45 minutes. You're probably not even gonna realize like once we un dock, the the boat is steady enough, the waves on the river itself are not like there's no uh huge wake, um, and we don't go faster than I think it's like 10 or 15 knots, which is like 20 miles an hour. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:11

Because I'm having a little bit of um anxiety about it like I us getting stuck out at sea.

SPEAKER_02 4:18

Yeah, Sid keeps shitting her pants, and it's like it was literally once, and it was like two years ago. Yeah, well, she keeps going through her underwear, and I don't know what the problem is, but I you know I don't own any.

SPEAKER_05 4:28

Yes.

unknown 4:28

There's a huge storm tonight.

SPEAKER_05 4:30

There's a huge storm tonight? Waves, waves, waves, winds, rainstorm, thunder and lightning lightning.

unknown 4:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 4:38

Well, that'll be great for the movie because then it'll be like, oh, we're in the middle of a dragon battle. Dragging these balls across your chin.

SPEAKER_05 4:45

Wait, my chin? Like of all places?

SPEAKER_02 4:48

Yeah.

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Have I seen a perfect storm? No. What is that? Is that what's gonna happen tonight? Okay. Our friends that we're gonna meet up with tonight are um two comedians and content creators, um, Steven and Xander.

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That's what we that's what we did this past week. We went to Steven's improv show, which was excellent. It was great. Shout out to Steam Room Etiquette, shout out to uh who do we know? Uh Steven, obviously, Emily, Amelia. Uh, I didn't know anybody else on their team, but yeah, no, not closely.

SPEAKER_05 5:17

But they were so funny, and I helped Steve get an outfit beforehand in Zara. And because he doesn't know how to dress, so that was fun. But they were after improv, they went to camp, summer camp for three days.

SPEAKER_02 5:29

Yeah, I'm excited to hear about that.

SPEAKER_05 5:31

I can't wait to hear about that, and that's what I'm flirting with. I want to do a summer camp.

SPEAKER_02 5:35

Oh, I guess I could talk about that's what I did this last week. I went to the St. James like field games today. It was genuinely like a summer camp thing. It was a lot of fun until some guy separated his shoulder, and then the vibes got really not great after that because they were like separate his shoulder. Have you ever seen those like human-sized hamster ball things where you climb into the big ball and you're like crawling all over the place? So we were doing that as like a lawn game, and then he jumped out because he finished his thing, and when he jumped out, he landed on the ground and separated his shoulder. And after that, the people hosting the event and the people from St. James who were working the event were like, Alright, we're not doing any more games, we don't want people to get hurt. So it was like, but it was really cool. I met some really cool people, I met some some fun people. So that's good.

SPEAKER_06 6:14

You had a good time.

SPEAKER_05 6:14

Yeah, you had a good time, and you fell in love.

SPEAKER_02 6:17

I I met I I I it sucks it that it happened two days after I just ended things with someone. But yeah. Oh yeah, Mr. Cow, can you Mr. Cow, what are you flirting with?

SPEAKER_03 6:32

I'm flirting with the idea of I'm flirting with the idea of watching Sid jerk off tonight.

SPEAKER_04 6:38

Can we cut this part?

SPEAKER_02 6:39

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna go ahead and uh we'll workshop that, yeah. Mr. Cow is a pervert, it turns out. Um, no, yeah, it I did meet somebody at St. J and we hit it off, which was weird.

SPEAKER_05 6:52

Why was it weird, Grayson?

SPEAKER_02 6:53

It was weird because like I've never hit it off. It was it was one of those things where I as it was happening, I was like, wait a minute, are we having like a moment here? And then afterwards, I didn't know her really, but she knew a friend of mine who was also at the event, and she reached out to the friend and was like, Hey, I thought this guy was cute. Can you like tell him I'm interested in him? And then I she texted me, and I was just like, Oh, yeah, I I knew that there was something going on because I thought like there was a moment where I was like, Wait a minute, are we having like a moment here?

SPEAKER_05 7:24

Um, and so yeah, if you think you're having a moment, you probably are.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

And that's what I'm flirting with. If you feel like you're having a moment with somebody, say it. In the moment, as it was happening, I was like, This is like there's a weird romantic spark happening, and I should have just called it out instead of afterwards being like, I thought there's there was something happening between you and I in this moment. She was like, Yes, I felt the same way. And if I would have just called it out, it would have been more cute, me, cute romantic stuff.

SPEAKER_05 7:52

No, but it's okay. I think it's okay to play it a little safe sometimes. But I do think, like, what's the ideal way to call out a situation like that? I feel like you can actually play it off a little bit and be like, is there um something going on here? And make it like silly. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:07

Pactus. Uh okay. I'll be her. Okay. Um, so for example for context, we the the there was two moments in particular where like we were standing across from each other and um we were like having a conversation, but like without words because we were too far away to see. So it was like I was like like trying to get her attention, she was trying to get my attention. I was like trying to communicate, like, are you playing this game? When are you going? Stuff like that. And then another time we were bobbing for lemons, and she so kind of same situation where she was like trying to get my attention because she was asking me, like, are you going? And then I was going to go, and then I didn't. And it was like a weird back and forth.

SPEAKER_05 8:45

Sorry, I'm I'm stuck in the lemon thing. Were you putting your head, your mouth in a lemon thing?

SPEAKER_02 8:49

Yeah, basically a bathtub full of water and there were lemons instead of apples.

SPEAKER_05 8:54

Strangers were like you guys were just shoving your mouths in there for the lemons. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:58

Like a bunch of strangers and like a cesspool of of Yeah, there was a pretty uh uh pretty bad outbreak of like um mouth sores after this game, but it was people were like, ah, it's like worth it.

SPEAKER_05 9:11

Yeah, it's like yeah, you take like a Z Pac and like you're fine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:14

Z Pac.

SPEAKER_05 9:15

Is that what it's called?

SPEAKER_02 9:17

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 9:18

I'm not a doctor. Just too.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

Not a doctor. Kayla? Kayla?

unknown 9:23

Oh, and I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_05 9:24

Oh, oh, I'm thinking from a woman's perspective. That's a good point. I was okay. So Kayla was basically saying, Hey Sid, that thing you said earlier is not true and it's actually really dangerous. Um probably is. I feel like this applies more for women.

SPEAKER_02 9:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:39

But um for men, yeah, not necessarily.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

Yeah, Kayla was basically just saying, like, hey Sid, you dumb, stupid idiot. Uh, before you speak your mouth again and let your little food hole go.

SPEAKER_05 9:52

Stuff like that. Things I've been flirting with this week. All my friends, which I think is the same as last week.

SPEAKER_02 9:57

Yes, yeah. The we went to a bar last night. We could talk about that. That was fun.

SPEAKER_05 10:01

Yeah, we went to a bar last night.

SPEAKER_02 10:02

Shout out to Mary Ellen, happy birthday. Sid, who are your top three favorite father figures growing up? Because today is Father's Day.

SPEAKER_05 10:11

Oh my god. Okay. Um, my eldest brother, Alex. Hey Arnold. I just wanted to fuck him actually, never mind.

SPEAKER_02 10:21

You so hey Arnold is a father figure, is what you're saying.

SPEAKER_05 10:25

No, no, no. I took it back because I sometimes get them confused with people like I'm into.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

Hey Arnold.

SPEAKER_05 10:31

Yeah. Never mind, take that back. Okay. The dad's from Fairly the Dad from Fairly Odd Parents that was never there. That guy. What about you?

SPEAKER_02 10:40

Um, I would say my favorite father figures growing up. Um Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince of Bel Air 4, sure. Michael Scott. He was a father figure, I feel like, for everyone in the office. Okay. I love that.

SPEAKER_05 10:54

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

Yeah. And then maybe Master Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

SPEAKER_04 11:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:00

That one was a big one for me. Um, no, wait, yeah. Yeah, because Shredder's the bad guy. Shredder! Where? Yeah, you don't get that reference, but somebody will.

SPEAKER_05 11:10

Barely know her. Um, we also happy pride to everybody. We want to talk about our favorite gays.

SPEAKER_02 11:16

Yes. Shout out to my buddy Morgan, one of my favorite gay people. Um, shout out to half of Sid. She is bisexual, so she says.

SPEAKER_05 11:24

I'll be the second half of the month. You can.

SPEAKER_02 11:26

Yeah. Okay. Are we in that? Yes.

SPEAKER_05 11:27

It's my time to shine.

SPEAKER_02 11:28

There you go. Um, who else are your favorite gay people?

SPEAKER_05 11:31

Holly is my favorite gay. That's my best friend.

SPEAKER_02 11:34

Kayla and Sid kissed last night, so she's already practicing. That's a little behind the game. Sid was crazy. She was trying to kiss me.

SPEAKER_05 11:44

No, I had a bet with Holly.

SPEAKER_02 11:45

To kiss me? Yeah. God damn it.

SPEAKER_05 11:48

And I lost.

SPEAKER_02 11:49

Oh, I didn't kiss Holly.

SPEAKER_05 11:50

No, that's not what it was.

SPEAKER_02 11:52

Just the bet was whether or not I would kiss somebody. Sure.

SPEAKER_05 11:56

But anyway, I knew you wouldn't, but I I thought I would try.

SPEAKER_02 11:59

No.

SPEAKER_05 11:59

Um I have to cut that out. Anyway, I was crazy last night. I'm fine. I woke up I'm hung over. I'm having a panic attack literally right here next to you.

SPEAKER_02 12:09

No, she's having a panic attack because the boat. I promise the boat's gonna be fine. It's hard.

SPEAKER_05 12:13

It's hard.

SPEAKER_02 12:14

There's a lot of people.

SPEAKER_05 12:14

You had some other gays that you mentioned.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

Yeah, so um the Duolingo Bird, Flo from Progressive, Flo's uh other counterpart, the guy. He's also probably gay.

SPEAKER_05 12:25

The girl from Stick It, if you know, you know.

SPEAKER_02 12:28

Yeah. Uh the two guys from the Sonic commercial growing up, they probably are Will from Stranger Things, you said Will buyers from Stranger Things, definitely. Um, but most in particular, that one scene when he's like turned around, so you just get like the back half of his fuck ass bob. Um Velma. Velma, big time, sh scrappy do, big time. Yeah, he's overcompensating, yeah, for sure. Um The Abominable Snowman, um Boo from Monsters Inc.

SPEAKER_06 12:55

definitely grew up to be gay.

SPEAKER_02 12:58

I would say like Elton John. Elton John. Elton John. That's a big one.

SPEAKER_04 13:02

It's just like, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:03

Yeah, no, absolutely. Um Spock from Star Trek, I think. Probably gay. He's got some tendencies there.

SPEAKER_05 13:10

Um The cast of Call Me by Your Name, everyone.

SPEAKER_02 13:14

Yeah, cast of Call Me by Your Name. Uh, the old Jake from State Farm, uh, white Jake from State Farm. Yeah, Luca, Luca Guadanino for sure.

SPEAKER_05 13:25

Um I feel like the list goes on.

SPEAKER_02 13:29

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_05 13:30

That one our condolences for this month.

SPEAKER_02 13:33

Yeah, that one lady stuck in the painting from that one episode, the scary episode of Sweet Life Love, Zach and Cody, for sure. Also the bellhop, Esteban Julio Ricardo on Toilet de la Rosa with the Ramirez. Um, he was gay, I think.

SPEAKER_05 13:45

Definitely, definitely. I think maybe by.

SPEAKER_02 13:48

Maybe by Mr.

SPEAKER_05 13:49

Mosby gay.

SPEAKER_02 13:50

Yeah, no, because remember in Sweet Life on Deck, he uh marries the that doesn't mean anything.

SPEAKER_05 13:55

Lavender marriage.

SPEAKER_02 13:56

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, they're in international water, so everything. Pedro Pascal. Pedro Pascal, yeah. Um the monster house, even though it was married to the man who was living in there, she had tendencies for sure.

SPEAKER_05 14:10

Casper, the friendly ghost.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

Oh, holy yeah. That's on there big time, big time.

SPEAKER_05 14:15

Um this is gonna just be a slide that just keeps going.

SPEAKER_02 14:20

Um all of the monsters from Halloween Town. That's a very fluid uh community. All those people swing and those orgies go crazy. Shout out to Jack Skellington. It's 11 inches and thick for sure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:33

Um wait, my teenage robot, what's that show? She was definitely gay too.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

Yeah, big time. I know exactly what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_05 14:40

Phil from Phil of the Future.

SPEAKER_02 14:42

Oh, yeah. Phil from Phil of the Future. I don't know. No?

SPEAKER_05 14:45

Caitlin's like, she's a little bit older than us by like two months.

SPEAKER_02 14:48

Okay. Um, Pinocchio, but not the Shrek version of Pinocchio, the Disney animated movie version of Pinocchio.

SPEAKER_05 14:54

I also think the Shrek version, too.

SPEAKER_02 14:57

Yeah, probably. Um the guy's naming a lot of like gay cartoons. Yeah.

unknown 15:05

Childhood gay.

SPEAKER_02 15:06

That's true. Well, we don't know gay people. We don't actually hang out with them because we're scared of them.

SPEAKER_05 15:11

I I'm trying so for us, it's best that we internalize it and then project it onto our favorite childhood um films rather than actually associate with people in our life today because I don't want to catch it.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

So sweetheart, you already caught half of it.

SPEAKER_05 15:25

I know, I know, but that's why I have to like keep my distance. Oh, I did send a DM to a girl.

SPEAKER_02 15:31

Ooh, let's get into that. What happened?

SPEAKER_05 15:33

Guys, I haven't met I haven't DM'd a girl in I think four years.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

Do I know this person? She was remember that night that we went out and Yes, yes, I know exactly who you're talking about.

SPEAKER_05 15:45

Yeah. So anyway, so she said we should run into each other again sometime with the little fingers like this. It's like scissoring? No, no, not like that. It was implied, but pointing, like ready, like go to shoot a finger gun and then put them towards each other. And then just oh oh anyway, I DM'd her and then I sat there and had a panic attack, and then she sent me a message back that I couldn't really understand. I think she might have been drinking, and then I said, Okay, Holly was basically actually just messaging her for me. And I just sat there and I I was laughing, thinking about like we go on a date, and like Holly's in an earpiece, just like ta like Holly's really just dating her, and I'm just the the vessel. Crazy night last night. Kayla was next door to us, so then she actually like I've never been fully stalked by a friend like this, and it was so magical. She just showed up at the place that I was at.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

And now Sid won't let her leave the house.

SPEAKER_05 16:37

Aren't you glad?

unknown 16:38

I'm so glad.

SPEAKER_02 16:39

What do you have going on this next week? This next week Oh, this is great for podcasting. Sid's showing me a photo of her niece, which is and in from a from a group chat that says hot virgins. That's my family group chat. Hmm. How fun. You know what you know what my family group chat name is? What? Hoselle.

SPEAKER_05 16:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 16:59

Just my last name.

SPEAKER_05 17:01

Hoselle. How's Al Um last night sometimes I like to write down things that people say that they're new people that I meet, and this girl last night said it's really chic to call off a wedding. Do you agree or disagree?

SPEAKER_02 17:12

I think so. Ooh, Sid, describe your dream girl. Excellent question, Kayla. Thank you.

SPEAKER_05 17:18

Who is my dream girl?

SPEAKER_02 17:19

Describe your dream girl. Don't don't gimme. Don't don't say Shakira from the She. Okay. But but okay, more than that. What's what like what shade of dark hair? What does it look like? I want you to paint me a picture.

SPEAKER_05 17:32

Okay. Do you have like uh two hours? I um basically would look like this girl. Um uh I like a creative. I think it's really important to me that I'm with somebody that's like in the same world that I'm in, which is delusion. I'm looking right at you.

SPEAKER_02 17:51

I was gonna say, uh Kayla, but describe your job to me real quick.

SPEAKER_05 17:54

Yeah, no, I just love I just love creators, I love directors specifically. Um this girl is actually a designer and she's very talented, and I just think that that's the coolest thing. Like she takes random accessories and like like she'll take a uh leather bag and like turn it into a shirt. I feel like that's so specific that I'm worried someone might know who that is, but anyway, but a creative who has a really good relationship with their siblings and or mom and no dad.

SPEAKER_02 18:24

Okay. So what does this woman look like? Give us the top notes here.

SPEAKER_05 18:28

Okay, um, I don't actually really care too much I about looks, to be honest. Like I I feel like I like dark hair and stuff I'm into the brunettes, but I don't really have a a preference.

SPEAKER_02 18:40

Do you want her to be of the stature of somebody who's like five's seven? Do you prefer somebody who's shorter than you?

SPEAKER_05 18:46

I I feel like I don't want too stark of a height difference, but like maybe that's just like narcissistic of me.

SPEAKER_02 18:50

No, it's fine. Because when you guys do the 60-9ing, I think is what lesbians do sometimes. I think uh it's it's good to have the right bias.

SPEAKER_05 18:56

Lesbians don't have sex like that.

SPEAKER_02 18:58

I genuinely don't know how lesbians have sex.

SPEAKER_05 19:00

Don't know how lesbians have sex.

SPEAKER_02 19:02

Well, I do, but like at what point where like how do you decide who's doing what? You know? Is there a do you have a conversation going into it?

SPEAKER_05 19:12

Is somebody like Okay, when you're hooking up with a woman, it's not like you're like, okay, are you gonna do hand stuff now? And like, I'm gonna do like I'll give you an over-the-pants hand job and then we'll dry hump. Like, no one's discussing it. It's just like a natural flow.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

Right, but does somebody come in with the anal beads and they're like, Alright, it's your turn today.

SPEAKER_05 19:28

Wait, wait, like what do you think lesbians are just using anal beads?

SPEAKER_02 19:31

I I don't know, are they?

SPEAKER_05 19:33

I don't, I'm not a lesbian. And also, like, I don't have anal beads. I have a curling iron that looks like anal beads. So I guess I do kind of have anal beads. It depends how you look at it, so about perspective.

SPEAKER_02 19:45

And on the Patreon, we will be testing that out. So let me recap what Kayla was saying for the listeners. Um, so Kayla was basically just saying, how do you want your interactions with this woman? Like, how do you want the relationship as far as like caretaker uh to go with this woman? Do you want to be the one in charge of being like, okay, like let me provide, or do you want this woman to be the one that kind of takes charge and is like, okay, I'm gonna be the one responsible for the other thing.

SPEAKER_05 20:11

I like to be, I feel like with men I don't like to be in dominant positions, but with women I do. So I like to like take care of things, I like to handle things, I like to um I well, I and maybe it's just because I haven't been in a position where I felt like truly taken care of by another woman, so maybe that dynamic would change, but instinctively I I feel as though I like to be the person that is taking control.

SPEAKER_02 20:36

So then how do you want these conversations typically to go? Do you want them to be more often like fun? Given what I know about you, you're very bit oriented where you're like, you want to have a good time, you want to laugh.

SPEAKER_05 20:47

We have to do bits or I'll die.

SPEAKER_02 20:49

Okay, so then what percentage of conversations do you want to be like serious emotional connectivity versus like bits or like fun or like hey, let's talk about it.

SPEAKER_05 21:00

It's like if you're hooking up with somebody and then like there's a joke that's being made, and then you can switch it back on to being like sexy time. Like, I feel like it's it's like an unspoken balance that you and that other person know. Like, I feel like that with some of my friendships, we just know we can like lock in and get super serious, and then we can switch it up and just like be doing bits for 25 minutes straight, or you know, so I don't know. I like I really just feel like it has to be like a chemistry balance. I don't think I can like give a percentage.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

Sure. So you want it to be you you want it to feel like a well-oiled machine and you don't want it to feel very um like you have to force okay, now we're gonna have fun and do bits for the biggest.

SPEAKER_05 21:38

Yeah, which is what I felt like before.

SPEAKER_02 21:39

Gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, you don't you don't want to have tummy time.

SPEAKER_05 21:42

And no tummy time.

SPEAKER_02 21:43

No tummy time.

SPEAKER_05 21:45

Um so okay, so I don't really know what that means when you said that.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

Tummy time?

SPEAKER_05 21:49

I just kind of agreed because I am a ride or die.

SPEAKER_02 21:52

So so tummy time for the listeners at home is something you have to do for developing children so they don't have like a flat back of their head. But For me, this the whole purpose of saying that was like y you have to force your child you have to like flip them over on them stuff on their stomach so that it because they c are incapable of doing it themselves ergo, you have to be like, all right, we're gonna transition now from doing sexy talk to like we're gonna have fun and and we're gonna do jokes for the next one.

SPEAKER_05 22:18

Wow. I I thought you were comparing me to an infant, but you're saying no, yes.

SPEAKER_02 22:21

You're the you're you just said you like taking charge. Yeah, mama either where where's your stance on like cute nicknames? What would you want to go by?

SPEAKER_05 22:30

In the gay world?

SPEAKER_02 22:31

Yeah, if you were seeing a woman, what do you want this woman to call you? It's a valid question. I think about this all the time.

SPEAKER_05 22:36

If I were to like, wait, like can you give me an example? Like baby, like a pet name? Yeah, like for example Oh, I thought you were like saying like like like a put yeah, like a stripper name or something. Like pumpkin. Pumpkin white cut. Something like that.

SPEAKER_02 22:50

Um no, like for example, when I was in a relationship, uh, my first girlfriend, we would just call each other by our names, and then somebody should make a movie about that. And then uh in the second relationship, we called each other baby. Believe it or not.

SPEAKER_05 23:04

I can't picture you saying that at all.

SPEAKER_02 23:06

It was it was it was in a way that looking back, I'm like, God damn, what was I doing this for? Because I would be like, baby. Oh, baby, like that, like, oh baby, can we go do something?

SPEAKER_05 23:16

I literally are not bad at making eye contact, and like every time you've said baby, you've had to look wet. It was that can you look at me in the eyes and say it?

SPEAKER_02 23:24

No. Okay. Um what do you think?

SPEAKER_05 23:27

I know we can do for improv. We can practice me going on a date with a girl because I get really scared.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

Oh, actually, that would be a lot of fun. Should we save that for the end or do it now?

SPEAKER_05 23:34

Let's save it for the end. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:37

We had this one person helping us out. Isabella. Oh, I don't know if you know Isabella. Um, she also she willingly doesn't leave this place. So, anyways, we we had her like helping on the pod one time and she just was not paying attention and we we missed it was like 20 minutes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:53

So that could be the case here. It might be and I what I mostly love is that like I literally give my friends one job and it's just to hit like make sure there's it's red.

SPEAKER_00 24:02

To be honest, I kind of thought of myself more as an audience member.

SPEAKER_02 24:06

That's totally fine. How are we doing as an audience member?

SPEAKER_00 24:08

I mean, I was so enthralled.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

Wow. Wow. Oh, thank you so much. Uh Kayla said we suck and she hates listening to us. She never said that.

SPEAKER_05 24:18

She said she loves us and she wants to have a threesome.

SPEAKER_02 24:22

Oh my god, Kayla, did she did she really say that?

SPEAKER_00 24:24

Yeah, she did.

SPEAKER_02 24:25

Wow. Um Pizza.

SPEAKER_00 24:27

I just say I didn't say that. And also, but I would have a two-some with one of you. I won't say which.

SPEAKER_02 24:35

For for the audio-only listeners, she pointed right to me. So I'm I'm feeling pretty big high right now.

SPEAKER_00 24:42

I'm sweating. Um, and also, can I just say for the listeners out there, um the maybe the only part of this podcast will be when I interrupted the first time and now me interrupting the second time because I was not pressing record because their conversation was so magnetic and enthralling. I didn't even think to do my job as a director. Um, so I'm more of an audience member. And uh, if you would like to be an audience member, then please um uh send us a message in the comments. Uh let us know if you want to be in the studio live. Um, love you guys. Love you guys. Talk to you soon.

SPEAKER_02 25:19

Thank you, Kayla. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 25:21

Thank you. That's our director, Kayla.

SPEAKER_02 25:22

That's our director. Um, we are considering doing live podcasts eventually. Um, Mr. Cow.

SPEAKER_05 25:29

He's seen so much. We got ourselves a nod or just a little bit of um history on cow. I was going through her story? No, cow is a boy.

SPEAKER_02 25:39

Oh. Cow is one of my favorite gay icons.

SPEAKER_05 25:42

Cow is one of my actually, yes, cow cow is. And um he they basically when I was going through a breakup, um, this random no amazing. What was this prior? This was like 2021.

unknown 25:54

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 25:55

I was going through a breakup and I lived with this person, and we um he like moved out, and what was actually this is actually really funny. We were living together, and his mom wrote him a list of things that he had to like go get from the house, like all of his things, and the list was literally ping pong table, like red solo cups, cooler.

SPEAKER_02 26:21

So Sid was dating the president of a fraternity.

SPEAKER_05 26:24

It was insane. Like, I saw this list because he like accidentally left the list that his mom wrote for him, and it was like just like the most ridiculous thing, and then like his instruments, and that was it. And mine is like couch, bed, like mattress, whatever. So, anyway, so I broke up with him, and then this other guy who was like a huge TikTok dude at the time, um sent me this as like an app like cow. Some me this, sorry, cow, I didn't mean to call you like a thing, as a like get well soon gift, and cow smiled like lavender, not no not no more. Um, and I've had this ever since, and then that guy, like I was like, oh my god, that was such a sweet thing to do, friend. And he did not like that. I called him a friend, and then he I think blocked me on like everything, but I got cow and the divorce, so ah yeah, it tends to happen.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

So you're telling me Cal has lived through COVID and he did nothing about it?

SPEAKER_05 27:14

Nothing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

Wow. Is uh is Cal vaccinated, do you think?

SPEAKER_05 27:21

We're gonna have to cut this part. He's no cow, alright, fine. Cal is not vaccinated, and like this was a huge he's an anti-vaxxer. This was a huge controversy for a while because he like his parents made him obviously get like, you know, um the like chickenpox shots, whatever when he was born. A cowpox. A cowpox, mad cow disease. Mad cow, and he was like, you know, obviously like kind of oppressed and forced into a situation where he had to get vaccines and he had no autonomy over his body, and so like now he's sort of just reclaiming that autonomy and didn't want to get vaccinated, and I respect him and his decisions.

SPEAKER_02 27:58

So if where do you think Cal would go on a vacation?

SPEAKER_05 28:02

I like that I'm being interviewed today.

SPEAKER_02 28:05

Well, it's just a question. Feel free to chime in, ask me a question. I'm I've been I've got a chalk full of answers.

SPEAKER_05 28:10

Okay, well, where do you think Calogan would be?

SPEAKER_02 28:12

Cal, I'm so glad you asked it. Cal would go to Santorini, Greece. Okay. Uh he would walk amongst the white and blue people housing units. I don't know if what they're called, alcoves. Um, but Cal would definitely enjoy a nice glass of orange wine uh along the Amalfi coast, uh sitting amongst the rocky beaches. Cal, one thing he would definitely do is he would um sunbathe without clothes on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:38

He would he is into strip clubs.

SPEAKER_02 28:40

Yeah, oh big time. Yeah. And you know what? You know what's crazy? Cal's go-to drink at the strip club? Rum and diet coke.

SPEAKER_05 28:47

I know what crazy. Remember that one time he got so fucked up that he started. Remember he had like little shooters in his pocket? What kind of shooters? Little whiskey shooters? And he was like throwing them at the strippers. Because he kind of has like anger management problems as well.

SPEAKER_02 29:00

Oh. Do you think that's because of the way you raised him?

SPEAKER_00 29:05

No, just like that.

SPEAKER_02 29:05

Come out in.

SPEAKER_00 29:07

Hey, so Grayson, I have a question for you actually. Um so I was wondering what your liquid dream is. That means uh describe every attribute of your dream woman, dream girl. Um, how does she move? How does she act? What does she do? How does she laugh? Let's hear it.

SPEAKER_02 29:27

So when you say liquid dream, am I using liquids to describe this woman?

SPEAKER_00 29:31

Oh, that's actually referencing a song by this band from the 90s. I think it was like making the band. Oh and uh this band came together called Otown, and they made a song called Liquid Dream that maybe you could play while your credits are rolling. Gotcha. We'll be copyrighted together. Yeah, we've had issues with YouTube in the past. I just thought maybe if they come for you, like with a lawsuit, it's like no publicity is bad publicity. I'd be happy if anybody came for me.

SPEAKER_02 29:56

Yeah, I was gonna say typically we we enjoy when people come for us. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00 30:00

Well, anyway, listen to the song on um YouTube.com.

SPEAKER_05 30:05

I like the way your hand, how warm it feels on me.

SPEAKER_00 30:08

Thank you.

SPEAKER_05 30:09

Do you like both hands or one hand? Um or do you like that? That's good. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 30:13

We're gonna have to save this for the Patreon that you guys are doing, all this that you guys are doing right now.

SPEAKER_05 30:19

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So right now, that's actually a great book. My feet are in this podcast way too much. Yeah, because Kayla said now.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

Okay, so if I could just if I could destroy describe my dream girl in a way that paints a very, very perfect picture. Um I'll start with the physicality because I do have a physical type, although I don't really rely on it very often. Um because, like you, I'm much more of a personality kind of guy. But I would say um more often than not, my physical type that I go for, uh typically jet black hair or like very, very dark brunette.

SPEAKER_05 30:53

Um what about red?

SPEAKER_02 30:55

My first girlfriend was ginger.

SPEAKER_05 30:57

Okay, keep going.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

But uh it's interesting because you don't have red hair. That's boxed dyed.

SPEAKER_05 31:02

It's not boxed dyed, you son of a gun. Okay, are you just like if you were to date somebody with this hair color, how would you feel about it?

SPEAKER_02 31:10

It was ex pro pretty close to the hair color that my first girlfriend had.

SPEAKER_05 31:13

Okay, but you didn't answer my question. Never date a redhead again.

SPEAKER_02 31:16

No, I got no problem with red set redheads. There's I just my physical type that I go for before I was rudely interrupted by Sid because she's trying to inject herself into my vision for a woman.

SPEAKER_04 31:27

Like, ooh, you think I'm sexy?

SPEAKER_02 31:30

Um uh typically like some b bangs of some sort. I think I said that already. Um I uh strangely enough, I'm starting to learn that I do like women that are not like super tall, but like 5'7, 5'8, a little on the taller side, uh, I would argue. Usually like a little like a couple tattoos here and there, but nothing like not like whole sleeves or anything like that. Um I do like I do like somebody who uh is hobby oriented. Well, I I'll say this. I like somebody who has their own schedule, does their own thing, doesn't mind if like doesn't need me to be constantly in communication with them because they have their own thing going for them, and I'm like, all right, we can text when we need, we can call, we can chat when we need, I'll be there for you, stuff like that. But I like I don't I don't like when somebody's like, oh, you didn't text me for two hours what's going on, stuff like that.

SPEAKER_05 32:23

Codependent.

SPEAKER_02 32:24

Yeah, codependency is not something I I'm actually looking for that. So yeah, Sid every every friendship Sid has is actually built on codependency to say, Am I codependent with you? No, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_06 32:35

See?

SPEAKER_02 32:36

Yeah, I guess that's fair. Um although earlier. Yeah, exactly. Although earlier she was like, What are we talking about on the pod today? And I was like, it's your turn for the improv, it's your turn to figure out what we're talking about, and she goes, Okay. And then I show up and I have all the bits, and I'm like, hey.

SPEAKER_05 32:49

I want you to still remember that I this is my equipment. I edit the podcast, I cut all the clips for the podcast, so like God forbid you have to show up and like brainstorm a little bit. I did.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

Okay. I showed up by you for helping. Like thank you. Thank you for saying that. It means a lot, actually.

SPEAKER_05 33:06

That's actually really funny as an episode. Like, we should have a licensed therapist on the phone.

SPEAKER_02 33:10

Every single episode is.

SPEAKER_05 33:12

Can we do one where it's like you have like friendship, couples therapy? Like you come in and you literally are our therapist. Kayla's dad's a therapist, so like she's a therap psychologist, so she's a psychologist through osmo osmosis.

SPEAKER_02 33:25

I think Kayla's favorite psychologist is Freud.

SPEAKER_05 33:27

I'm getting you have great drug addict veins.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

Do you see that I have never mind? A rash? A heat rash, yeah. Yeah, because earlier off camera, and I think that this is important to bring up, Kayla was like, yeah, my dad's super hot. Well Happy Father's Day.

SPEAKER_05 33:45

I no, actually, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:48

You're like, wait, wait, wait, why am I nervous?

SPEAKER_05 33:51

I'm looking at randomly speaking of my friends that I love. I love to write down things that they say, and this is one of them. This is just what Isabella says. It's just like, wait, bro, imagine you have a kid and it's Justin Bieber and you can't even fuck him because he's your son. Sorry. That's so true.

SPEAKER_02 34:08

Isabella's I don't we might have to cut this. Um after we did Isabella's podcast episode, she had like a full-blown crash out. She was like, I was I saying too much. Like, did I say the wrong things? Like, guys, I'm freaking out. Am I wrong?

SPEAKER_05 34:25

She yeah, she'll be fine though. Yeah. We had to cut out so much of that.

SPEAKER_02 34:28

In the corset with her boobs out? Yeah. Is that a technically a corset?

SPEAKER_05 34:33

Yeah.

unknown 34:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 34:34

Like, what the fuck am I wearing right now? I'm like, I'm wearing it on the podcast is crazy. Um, okay, we're gonna do some really quick improv. It's gonna literally be two minutes, and we're gonna demonstrate. I am on a date with a woman that I find really attractive that's in my Instagram DMs right now.

SPEAKER_02 34:49

So I'm being that girl? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 34:51

Okay. Um I just showed up. Hi, I'm so sorry I'm 30 minutes late. It's okay. You look so good. Um, thank you so much. Thanks. I have this like weird event, so I'm just dressed in like a you're really pretty.

SPEAKER_02 35:04

Oh, thank you. I to be honest, I I I just got off work like an hour ago, so I just kind of rushed home and did my stuff very quickly. So I if I apologize if I'm a little underdressed. I I clearly you're wearing a dress. I'm just in a shirt and pants.

SPEAKER_05 35:17

No, it's okay. I um sorry, I'm really sweaty. Yeah. I get like hives under my legs when I am nervous.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

Oh, why are you nervous? We we know each other already. This isn't like our first time meeting.

SPEAKER_05 35:29

I know, but I can't make eye contact with you and my hands are really sweaty.

SPEAKER_02 35:32

Oh, well, that's okay. I mean so pretty. Thank you. I mean, I just I want you to feel comfortable. You know, we're just getting a drink. That's it.

unknown 35:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 35:40

So how was your day? You're breathing really loud. Sorry, I feel like that's a little bit of a little bit of a little bit. You probably can't tell because you don't have headphones on, but I do.

SPEAKER_04 35:52

I get like that around really pretty girls.

SPEAKER_02 35:54

Okay. So my day was good.

SPEAKER_04 35:57

My day was really good. I was a little nervous for this date, so that's actually good.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

So you said it's okay. It's it's uh it's fine to be nervous. I I promise you there's nothing to be nervous about. You're like really sweaty though.

SPEAKER_05 36:06

What's Yeah, I know, I'm sweating through my clothes.

SPEAKER_02 36:08

Yeah, did you like run here?

SPEAKER_05 36:12

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 36:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 36:14

Yes, that's why sorry, that's why I'm so sweaty because I ran here. No, it's fine. The trains broke down. Yeah. And I had to actually I still took a train, but I just had the they were full on the inside, so I had to get on top of it. And so that's why I'm gonna go. You got on top of the train? Yeah, because it was holding on really tight. So that's why I'm a little sweaty.

SPEAKER_01 36:32

I feel like that's not very safe.

SPEAKER_04 36:35

It's safe if you it's what you make it of it. My dad had a motorcycle.

SPEAKER_02 36:43

Uh okay. What what kind of motorcycle was it?

SPEAKER_05 36:47

He got in a really bad accident because he was drinking and he took him and he took a motorcycle and he hit a curb.

SPEAKER_02 36:53

Okay, is he okay?

SPEAKER_05 36:54

I think. I don't know. I don't talk to him anymore. So what's your relationship with your dad?

SPEAKER_02 36:58

It's fine. I actually really like my dad. We we get along. I I don't go home as often enough as I should.

SPEAKER_05 37:07

Were you leaning in or was I leaning in?

SPEAKER_02 37:09

I don't know.

unknown 37:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

You just kind of attacked me in a way.

SPEAKER_05 37:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 37:14

This is how hey, how do you think this is going? Oh, does that seem? Thank God. I was worried for my own safety there.

unknown 37:24

That was excellent.

SPEAKER_02 37:25

So I'm not sure. Yeah. So Kayla off camera goes, you're kind of given like an incel vibe, I would say.

SPEAKER_05 37:31

I was I felt like there was a lot of chemistry right there.

SPEAKER_02 37:34

There was certainly chemistry on one half.

SPEAKER_05 37:38

Thank you. So I think I'm ready for my I think I'm ready. I feel totally prepared. All right, guys. If you felt like that I did I did go to my first date with a woman in four years, comment below. If you feel like that I didn't do a good job, comment below. And any tips and advice that you may have for how I can approach that. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 37:56

That would be really great. And if you if one of you guys out there would like to paint um Sid like a French woman, like she's sitting down, laying down as she is now. We always love fan art. Um please tag us in your favorite points of this. Um please like, comment, subscribe.

SPEAKER_05 38:13

Um share it with a friend. Share with a friend. Not anyone that you care about, obviously.

SPEAKER_02 38:18

Everyone say something nice about Kayla in the comments, please. She was so graciously directing this video or episode. She's gonna come in and say, final words. Kayla, what do you have to say to our listeners, viewers?

SPEAKER_00 38:30

Quiet down. Uh, thank you for joining us today. Can I just say I want to give a shout out to these two? Sid and Grayson, they work so hard to bring you content every week. And I know that they look happy and healthy and vibrant and beautiful, but they're really struggling. And we need you, the viewers, it's true, to participate. Tell your friends, share this with with your loved ones, with your parents, your family, your your sons, your daughters. Uh, you know, I mean, it's like we're building a community here, the three of us. Um, and we just we want we need we desperately need your participation. So um join us. I'm going to be a guest on the show soon, right?

SPEAKER_02 39:17

That's true. That's uh yes, that's very true.

SPEAKER_00 39:20

Um I'm gonna keep and we're are we gonna do clothes off or on when I do my thing? We'll flip a coin.

SPEAKER_02 39:26

Yeah, it's usually just kind of how we feel in the moment.

SPEAKER_00 39:28

Today we're doing clothes, um, and this is part of the shirt. Um, we could talk about style and fashion and things and whatever you guys are into, but just keep an open mind. Give this podcast a chance, please. Please. We're literally begging you. Yes. Thanks for having me. Um, thank you again for everything. I don't smell do I smell good?

SPEAKER_05 39:51

No, I can't smell you, but I'm sweating so bad.

SPEAKER_00 39:54

She has long COVID, so that's why she can't smell me. But Grayson has already mentioned how good I smell, even though I know I'm wearing these eye patches and I've been at SIDS for twenty four hours. It's because she won't let me leave. Anyway, love you guys. Bless up.

SPEAKER_02 40:09

Thank you guys. Thank you guys so much for watching. This has been another episode of Are We Flirting.

SPEAKER_05 40:17

All right, guys, and we'll talk to you soon. Thanks.

SPEAKER_02 40:19

I love you.