i hope my ex sees this

this week we talk about love island, 4th of July, getting your things back from your ex and the viral 30 part series of "my nightmare roommate" 

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:00

I was about to eat two full feet of sandwich before I got two full feet. Viewers. Viewers at home that always talk about our feet and send us DMs of our feet on the podcast being like, oh wow, great angle. All the time.

SPEAKER_01 0:12

Oh my god. Are you being serious?

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You'll notice my feet are out of camera and Sid is sitting on hers. Viewers at home, listeners.

SPEAKER_01 0:21

Oh my god, I didn't realize that that was happening.

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But I had two feet of chopped cheese, and thankfully Sid took half of that, so I did not have two full feet of sandwich.

SPEAKER_01 0:31

Just a foot and a half.

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Yes. What am I? Shaggy Rogers.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

Oh like Scooby. Wait, that's his last name. Rogers?

SPEAKER_04 0:37

His first name isn't Shaggy. It's uh I think it's like James. No. No, it's like uh it's like Norman or something like that. It's like a very it's like Eugene. I don't like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

Welcome back to another episode of Are We Flirting? My name is Sid. My name's Grace. You're so stupid. I hate when you do that.

SPEAKER_04 1:02

The viewers at home love it. Right, guys? Leave a comment down below if you like it. When I do that thing with my tongue. Listeners, hop over to that YouTube real quick.

SPEAKER_01 1:13

Oh my goodness. Are you on one today?

SPEAKER_04 1:15

Well, I'm all jacked up because I'm drinking Nespresso.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

Nespresso.

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Nespresso. When you have to go on a four-hour drive after filming a podcast at 7 p.m., Nespresso.

SPEAKER_01 1:26

Oh, are you driving there from here? Holy crap. Should I come with you?

SPEAKER_04 1:32

You certainly can.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

Wait, that's actually really funny.

SPEAKER_04 1:36

What would you do in in uh Lewisburg, Pennsylvania?

SPEAKER_01 1:38

Yeah, like actually.

SPEAKER_04 1:40

You could as long as you drop me off, you could take the car and drive around. I don't know what they offer in Lewisburg. Typically, I I stay pretty close to the hotel.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Oh, wait, that's actually really Do you ever like go to a local bar and just like make friends?

SPEAKER_04 1:53

No. You and I are very different people.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

I would so be like making that a whole experience.

SPEAKER_04 1:59

Can I get it?

SPEAKER_01 2:00

You're also tired. I'd have a full day of work. I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_04 2:04

It's the one thing I will do when I do so I started doing two days now a week, and what I'll do is I'll try and find like a there's like a local uh brewery that has pretty good food.

SPEAKER_00 2:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 2:13

I'll sit outside, weather permitting, just kind of enjoy a nice little meal to myself at like four-ish PM. So it's right before the dinner crowd gets there, but like none of my co-workers are there, thank goodness. JK, I love you guys. No, I don't, just JK, I do love you guys. They don't know about this.

SPEAKER_01 2:29

So that's good.

SPEAKER_04 2:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:31

Well, I love that for you, I guess. I am kind of jealous though that you get to drive because I don't remember what it's like to drive.

SPEAKER_04 2:38

It's funny you mention that. Driving now that I do it out of like a routine as opposed to I gotta fucking drive everywhere. Is that chopped cheese? That's a foot and a half of chopped cheese. Oh, now I'm fucking chunk.

SPEAKER_00 2:57

Yeah. Yeah, they should just call you fucking chopped unk.

SPEAKER_04 3:02

Cho with uh No, go ahead, take your time. You wanna give that one another go?

SPEAKER_01 3:08

No, I have no way to save myself.

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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Chopp ch Chop chunk. That's what you are, you fucking chop chunk. Fucking chunk, you fucking.

SPEAKER_04 3:17

The first one cut a little deeper, but that's okay.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

Okay. I'll have to cut all that out because that was embarrassing for me.

SPEAKER_04 3:22

No, I I think you should leave it in. Viewers at home will relate to that because they don't know what the fuck we're talking about. So yes, driving has become uh a nice little it's yeah I'll say this for the viewers at home, find yourself a nice little book, audiobook series, podcast series that you really enjoy. Um I have a four-hour drive. I basically tune out the entire four-hour drive and just listen to whatever it is I got going on in my little audiobook series. It's quite the lovely time.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

Yeah, I like that a lot. I usually just replay old voicemails for my ex.

unknown 3:55

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 3:56

Speaking of, if you're listening to this, can you answer my text message because I don't know what to do with your clothes?

SPEAKER_04 4:02

We know you're stalking Sid, but uh refuse to respond to her messages, and that's okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

The way that like I know he's actually not stalking, even a little bit, like totally very unconcerned. But if you are listening to this, like I just don't know if you want it back or not. It's like I think he has my acrylic paints though. And also a weighted jacket.

SPEAKER_04 4:19

A Colombian exchange of sorts. Yeah. He provides blankets, you provide maize and corn and horses. Nope. Horses came from Europe. I lied.

SPEAKER_01 4:28

But if we were Amish together, would do you think we would be friends?

SPEAKER_04 4:35

Probably. Horses also came from uh Asia, I lied.

SPEAKER_01 4:38

They came over from the uh Man who doesn't listen to anything I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 4:42

Bearing straight.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

No, I think that would be our interaction on like an Amish farm. Like, do you think that I would be like, do you think that we would have a flirty relationship, or do you think that we would be like really good friends, or do you think you'd be like um kind of like PETA and Katniss type vibe where you're like secretly in love with me?

SPEAKER_04 4:59

I think what what I could see playing out is after I come home building a an entire barn, like a uh maybe like a sixty foot by eighty foot barn in a single day. Look it up, Amish do it all the time. Um I would come home, you would be you would live in one of the flats or cottages next to mine, and I would see you churning butter, and that would I would be like the way she's working that pole is doing something to me. And then I would I would I would excuse myself to my quarters, to my chambers in my hay bed in my my my twin-size hay bed, and I would lay down, lay my little poorly hair-cutted head down.

SPEAKER_01 5:40

Right now, basically what you're experiencing right now.

SPEAKER_04 5:42

Can you see that I fucked up my hair?

SPEAKER_01 5:44

I did notice that there was like a I thought you were trying to do a design.

SPEAKER_03 5:48

No, there's a single line right here.

SPEAKER_01 5:50

I I thought it's okay, because it's kind of in a decent spot where it looks like it could be like a callip. It's okay. Do you want me to help you do that?

SPEAKER_04 5:57

No, the the problem, the the reason why this happened is the the guard on the razor accidentally popped off and I just went right to the side of my fucking head like an idiot.

SPEAKER_01 6:06

So Well, so you're basically what you're saying is that in an alternative Amish universe, then you would be into it.

SPEAKER_04 6:14

Potentially, but that I think that's because I'm so in a deprived. Yeah, in a in an alternate Amish reality, I would be so secluded to um my reality of building barns in a single day. Look it up, it's real. The Amish do it all the time. I'm serious. Fucking look it up. Um that if I were to see a woman doing anything, wearing anything other than um like gray or blue or a shade of either or I would be thrown for a loop.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 6:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

I like that.

SPEAKER_04 6:43

Yeah. You remember the first time you like did anything that was related to like nicotine, you got like that weird head high?

SPEAKER_01 6:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:49

That's how I would feel if I was in the general presence of a woman as an Amish man.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

I need a cigarette. Grayson, what are you flirting with this week?

SPEAKER_04 6:56

Sid, I'm so glad you asked. I am flirting with a couple things. I'm flirting with the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. I am flirting well, t I'm flirting with book six specifically, the Eye of the Bedlam Bride in uh the audiobook series of Carl Dungeon Crawler Carl. It's also paperback if you want. Um I prefer audiobooks because, like I said, I drive four hours at a uh eight hours every week. So I've been cooking through those. Another thing, brick. Bricking your phone.

SPEAKER_01 7:22

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_04 7:23

I am flirting with that. I started that today. It has been lovely.

SPEAKER_01 7:26

I know, it's really nice.

SPEAKER_04 7:27

Yeah, I got actually a decent amount of work done when I worked from home. Usually I'm super distracted. I also cleaned a lot of my apartment today because I couldn't get into my damn apps. Gosh dang it.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:38

This isn't an ad either.

SPEAKER_04 7:39

You actually no, this is not an ad. This is a a genuine I bricked I bricked my phone. I was bricked up all day. And surprisingly, I got a lot of stuff done. Sid, what are you flirting with this week?

SPEAKER_01 7:50

Huh. Where am I? What am I flirting with this week? Okay, this week I'm flirting with Kite Fest, which is on Saturday. Come and check out.

SPEAKER_04 7:57

Check it out. There may or may not be 200 people going. There may or may not be a bunch of fucking people going. And somebody might be bringing uh a bunch of kites. So that's it.

SPEAKER_01 8:07

That was the cutest message I got from you.

SPEAKER_04 8:10

Well, Sid just ruined the surprise, but Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:13

I'll well no what?

SPEAKER_04 8:14

Well, by the time this comes out, it's not gonna Oh no, it's coming out tomorrow.

SPEAKER_01 8:18

Okay, other things I'm flirting with. Um, I just got an easel painting on an easel.

SPEAKER_04 8:23

Ooh, uh what kind of painting are you gonna be doing with said easel?

SPEAKER_01 8:26

So it's really hard for me to paint on the floor, but I really I love painting hands. So I'm gonna paint I know that sounds weird. I'll show you a picture later. Okay. But I I just think they're like so beautiful, and and so I just want to get back into back into painting.

SPEAKER_04 8:38

No two are the same, they say about hands.

SPEAKER_01 8:40

Yeah, that's what they do say. They do, huh? Um funky jewelry. Uh cooking romantic dinners for myself. Solo dates, period.

SPEAKER_04 8:49

Ooh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

Karaoke and the color blue.

SPEAKER_04 8:54

Took a left turn down. Depressing there for a second, but I do like the karaoke and the color blue. Now, when you say the color blue, Sid, what is the blue in your mind that you're actually talking to, talking about? Because I'm picturing a blue, but I guarantee you it's not the blue you're describing.

SPEAKER_01 9:08

I am flirting sort of with all blues right now, all shades of blue and multi-layered blue. I know you don't like that. I know that there's like something weird where you like to be super specific about the blue. Okay, do you see that blue on my shirt over there? Like that deep blue?

SPEAKER_04 9:21

The clean clothes pile or the dirty clothes pile or the medium clothes pile.

SPEAKER_01 9:25

The clean clothes pile. Okay, no, come here. Do you see that tank tat that is multicolored? It's like blue and greens. Yes. Yeah, like that. Like those blues. Oh my gosh, just I'm really in a blue phase right now. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_04 9:35

I'm blue. Things I should be blam-da.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

Things I should be flirting with an iron.

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Things she also should be flirting with organizational skills.

SPEAKER_01 9:47

Things I should be flirting with, no contact. Anyway, so those are things that I'm flirting with and should be flirting with.

SPEAKER_04 9:54

That that was a good one. That made me chuckle. That was a good hearty little belly chuckle at it.

SPEAKER_01 9:58

I really appreciate that.

SPEAKER_04 9:59

Um, real quick, top three karaoke songs go.

SPEAKER_01 10:04

Okay. Um, What's Up by four non blondes. Okay. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one. Um uh any Amy Weinhall song.

SPEAKER_04 10:14

Fair.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

And um, I like to throw in an OG high school musical song.

SPEAKER_04 10:19

Excellent. Do you so then is that a solo high school musical song, or are you singing with somebody?

SPEAKER_01 10:24

No, with somebody. I was actually singing Start of Something New the other morning, and it was really Without Me? Uh, you weren't there and I was upset.

SPEAKER_04 10:33

Um You know I'm Troy Bolton. That's my range.

SPEAKER_01 10:36

Can actually, you're I feel like you're even a little bit higher than him.

SPEAKER_04 10:40

I can get up there.

SPEAKER_00 10:42

It's Start of Something New.

SPEAKER_06 10:47

It feels so right to be here with you.

SPEAKER_01 10:52

Uh wait, there's like something about our voices that actually sounds kind of complimentary, even though like I was a little off key.

SPEAKER_04 10:57

Yeah, it's called narcissism. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:59

No, they uh sound kind of good together. So anyway, the um 4th of July just happened, and I am devastated that Grayson couldn't make it because it was so much freaking fun.

SPEAKER_04 11:10

Tell me about it.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

We had the most special time, everybody just like loved everyone always. Group orgy at the end, obviously. Of course. It was so cute. I had glow sticks for everybody. I had face paint, which we didn't use because I got too drunk, and then we all were on the roof and like had a 360 view of the whole city, and it was so special. Everybody was like giggling, having so much fun. Then we did karaoke for like two hours. I am covered in bruises on my knees. My friends were like, every song, it didn't matter what it was, you were like crawling on the ground, and I was just like gr like grinding. It was amazing. I'm actually like I'm bruised up everywhere. Do you see ever here? I do see that bruise. I think I like slammed into my staircase. Um, however, I had a little bit too much fun. If you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_04 11:56

I do. I took in there.

SPEAKER_01 11:58

I took a baby animal. Uh-oh. And I should never ever do that when I'm drinking, and I got the spin so bad. I came up to my room and I was like, I'm gonna be sick. There was somebody in the bathroom, so I decided to throw up in the closest thing that I could grab, which was a purple Christmas stocking, and I threw up inside of it inside my room. Okay, and then I left it on the roof for 24 hours.

SPEAKER_04 12:19

Nice. Well, that's fun. If you had to award a a reward, award um somebody at your party with the Life of the Party award, who would it be?

SPEAKER_01 12:31

Oh my god, Lauren Cantrell.

SPEAKER_04 12:33

Really?

SPEAKER_01 12:33

She was so funny, and like everybody afterwards was like, Who is that girl? And it was so cute.

SPEAKER_04 12:41

Who's that girl?

SPEAKER_01 12:42

It's Lauren.

SPEAKER_04 12:43

It's Lauren.

SPEAKER_01 12:44

She was so funny, and and she was killing in a karaoke. Like, she was one of the first people to get on it. Because I feel like it karaoke can so easily become so cringy. Yes. And it was actually like people were doing full performances and it was so cute.

SPEAKER_04 12:58

What did she sing?

SPEAKER_01 13:00

She sang um, uh, like, oh my god, what the hell was it?

SPEAKER_06 13:08

Nobody knows it. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 13:11

I think there's that one.

SPEAKER_04 13:12

It uh If I could escape. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 13:15

Um that old banger.

SPEAKER_04 13:17

That's fun. That's great, because we know she doesn't listen to this. We've actually t had this conversation with her. Um she's never gonna hear that.

SPEAKER_01 13:22

We're gonna be working on a little film project with her. Which is gonna be tuned. We're I think we're weaving a couple in it.

SPEAKER_04 13:29

For everybody that ships me and Sid, you guys are gonna eat this up.

SPEAKER_01 13:32

For people that don't ship us, you're gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_04 13:35

You're still gonna eat it up because of our acting skills. You're gonna be like, you know what? I can I can see it.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

I don't think Grace and I a while back got asked to do a tape together. And do you think if we got that tape now, you would do it?

SPEAKER_04 13:47

Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_01 13:48

Oh, that makes me really upset that we missed that opportunity.

SPEAKER_04 13:51

Well, opportunity, it was just us having sex on camera.

SPEAKER_01 13:54

On a counter.

SPEAKER_04 13:55

Yeah. But the good news is is there will always be another opportunity to have sex on a counter on camera.

SPEAKER_01 14:01

That's so true.

SPEAKER_04 14:02

Join us for the Patreon.

SPEAKER_01 14:04

Um, yeah, so I'm like, do you think that you'll be able to act like you're in a in a relationship with me?

SPEAKER_04 14:09

I think, and I don't want to sound pretentious, but I do think having two improv classes under my belt and having several classes of fur acting under my belt now, I do feel a little bit more confident of being like, I can be, I can make something seem somewhat realistic.

SPEAKER_01 14:26

Okay. Well, this will this will be fun. Because it it's hard for you to even act like you care about me sometimes.

SPEAKER_04 14:32

Yeah, so then if I'm that's what I'm being on camera, then I don't really have to act. I've been method acting my entire life around you.

SPEAKER_01 14:39

I went to my first Yankees game.

SPEAKER_04 14:41

Oh, how was that? Oh, yeah, tell me about that.

SPEAKER_01 14:43

That was so fun. We had like a little club C box, it was with Bumble. Um, it was with Bumble. I just got invited as a plus one.

SPEAKER_03 14:50

Hey, that's okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:51

But it was so much fun. The um the girls there were so cute. We just had such a good time and there were so many snacks. Oh, it's raining out there. It's kind of it's probably so dark on this camera now.

SPEAKER_04 15:02

I was actually just thinking that's it's totally fine.

SPEAKER_01 15:05

Um, I was gonna say there was uh Welcome to the Dark Side.

SPEAKER_04 15:09

You have you have now entered the dark zone that we me and Sid are now gonna start to really represent the internal mood amongst us, me and Sid, uh, we're gonna start filming in the dark.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:21

It's gonna be like uh uh dark darkness therapy.

SPEAKER_01 15:23

Yeah, that's a thing, you know, where they lock themselves in in a dark cave for like 24 to 48 to like a week period, and people just start seeing shit and they kind of go a little bit crazy.

SPEAKER_04 15:34

Yeah, no, this is exactly why that we're doing this for you, the audience members, to give you something a bit more vibrant, uh oxymoronic there, uh unintentionally.

SPEAKER_01 15:44

Did you make that word up?

SPEAKER_04 15:45

Oxymoronic?

SPEAKER_01 15:46

Yeah. No, it is it's oh it was oxymoron, but oxymoronic.

SPEAKER_04 15:50

Yeah, it's that's real descriptive, like it's like of the nature of being an oxymoron.

SPEAKER_01 15:56

I mean, I get what it means, I just didn't know if it was a real word.

SPEAKER_04 15:59

Yeah, no, it's uh you can look it up.

SPEAKER_01 16:00

Grace and I are excited to announce we're going on a trip together.

SPEAKER_04 16:04

Oh yes, we are. Sid, you want to tell him about that?

SPEAKER_01 16:07

We're going to Portugal.

SPEAKER_04 16:08

Portugal to Lisbian.

SPEAKER_01 16:13

I actually about that just felt like not okay. Yeah. Um, I have dyslexia co so I keep calling it Libsen.

SPEAKER_04 16:22

Oh, that's okay. We have a group chat with several of us. Lisbians. We call it Lisbians.

SPEAKER_01 16:27

Yeah, it's gonna be great. So there's six of us going. It's gonna be a really good time. I'm so excited because we've hung out the last time we hung out together, we had such a like a blast of a time, and now we're all gonna be in this little group together. It's so special.

SPEAKER_04 16:40

I've seen people they go with like a group of ten to twelve and they like rent out an entire villa, or it's like a whole facility.

SPEAKER_01 16:47

Wait, that's actually really funny.

SPEAKER_04 16:48

It would be fun to do, I think, to have like a large group of people go. We all don't have to do the same thing.

SPEAKER_01 16:53

I'm so excited. I've never I've never been. You haven't either.

SPEAKER_04 16:56

I've only been uh to Europe once and I did it last year. I'm going to be making a Amsterdam. I went to Amsterdam. Uh it is now my intention that moving forward, uh, every October I'm gonna be taking a trip that I have to fly overseas for. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

Okay, cute. Can we make a YouTube video?

SPEAKER_04 17:14

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 17:15

You can't say stuff like that.

SPEAKER_04 17:17

Yeah, you can work to Oh the IRS is gonna Does anyone from the IRS listen to this podcast? Oh, the IRS is gonna get mad at us for what everybody already does?

SPEAKER_01 17:25

I'm so scared of the IRS because I feel like they've been in my house so many times.

SPEAKER_04 17:29

Well, you already have a warrant out for your arrest, so like come on.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

I know. I gotta follow up with my probation officer about that.

SPEAKER_04 17:35

Your PO? Yeah. Your PU more like garlic aioli.

SPEAKER_01 17:40

I literally uh you actually smell like garlic aioli. I drink mouthwash. Don't do that. Why are you on the mic?

SPEAKER_04 17:47

People are you learning Portuguese? Yeah. Guten Tag.

SPEAKER_01 17:53

I just learned oi means hi.

SPEAKER_04 17:55

Oi. Oi, oi. Oi.

SPEAKER_01 17:58

I like when people say I like when men say oi when they're watching um World Cup games.

SPEAKER_04 18:03

Who do you know that does that? Join us next week. Alright.

SPEAKER_01 18:07

Yeah, find out next week. So we wanted to do a series where every guest has had to make out with the mo the last guest.

SPEAKER_04 18:15

Or one of the hosts.

SPEAKER_01 18:16

Or one of the hosts. So hopefully it's this is gonna, I guess we have time to make it happen before we're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_04 18:21

We do have time.

SPEAKER_01 18:22

Um we thought this would be so much easier.

SPEAKER_04 18:25

If you want to come on the pod, puck her up. Yeah. You gotta kiss one of these two munchkins. Yeah. Munchkin. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 18:32

I like that. Um wait, did you hear about that that girl, um, EK, that like posted a 30-part series about her roommate, who it's her nightmare roommate, who basically it's just like a girl that subleased this apartment to this girl, EK, and then she couldn't get um then she was like, Hey, I actually want to find a new roommate, and then it became this like insane 30-part series, and she started to go fund me.

SPEAKER_04 18:55

Yeah, she like sat out on her fire escape and she was like crying and she was like, guys, I can't afford to pay my rent, and now my uh my roommate's kicking me out, and she's like, I I don't know what I'm gonna do. Whole time, homie, she's like chasing the dream, and it's just like she's selling little chotch keys on Etsy. She's selling refusing to get a job.

SPEAKER_01 19:14

Little cats that you like rub like cat stones or something, and it's really so the I've been following it intently because it's so insane. And I'm like, if there's one thing this girl knows how to do, it's use social media though.

SPEAKER_04 19:27

I will say we're talking about it.

SPEAKER_01 19:29

That's what's up, that's what's up, that's what's up. But she um she started a gofundme and then she decided so like it's insane to start a GoFundMe just to live in New York. Like everybody sort of it's kind of like, hey, this is just like how complicated and tricky it is to live in New York, period. Like it's expensive, and if you can't pay to, you know, like put money down on it, like a down payment for a place and one month's rent or whatever it is, like you probably shouldn't live here. But a lot of people, I mean, I'm fo I'm subleasing, so it doesn't even, whatever. I get it, girl. But starting a GoFundMe is insane, and basically what she decided to do was she was like, Hey, so a lot of people donated, so I'm actually gonna take this money and and pay some my rent and then also donate it to another cause. And people are like, I didn't sign up for that. Like, give me my money back. The whole thing is so insane, and yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:21

I think it's fun that the roommate also made a video in response to the 400 million videos that the fire escape girl made, and she was just like, Yeah, she just is not like a good roommate.

SPEAKER_01 20:30

Yeah, yeah. I oh my god. I think I think this is the trick, people. If you really want to like uh go viral on social media, just get into an a viral drama with somebody. Should we just start one with each other? It might be bad for business, but we could just be like, this is my experience like with Grayson.

SPEAKER_04 20:48

I got a whole lot of dirt on this one. Let me try to.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

I was gonna say, I have so much dirt on you.

SPEAKER_04 20:51

Oh, yeah, name five things.

SPEAKER_01 20:53

Next topic. Have you been watching Love is Blind? No, I haven't Love Island.

SPEAKER_04 20:57

Yeah, I was gonna say you wrote it down as Love is Blind, but it is Love Island. I knew it's a lot of it.

SPEAKER_01 21:00

It's all the same. Anyway, I'm like weirdly super fascinated with it now. I kind of need you to watch it for just like the the sociology of it all.

SPEAKER_04 21:07

Well, I've been keeping up. I keep seeing all the clips on TikTok. What's your what's your take with Love Island? I've Who do you like, who do you not like?

SPEAKER_01 21:14

I kind of find the whole thing to be insufferable, but I really do l love it as background noise when I'm doing other things. Um like tonight I'm gonna probably chew an edible, and then I'm probably gonna make a dinner, make a dinner, and then have that on in the background, and um yeah, it's gonna be really like stupid and and nice to listen to. But it's um everybody on there is just like I I can't explain it. I feel like there is never anybody on there that I'm like, I connect with that person.

SPEAKER_04 21:44

Yeah, I know that Bryce and Trinity are like the two people that uh people will kind of like watching the most, um, as far as like they want them to succeed and they will probably be voted the best couple unless the producers of Love Island somehow force them to like separate, which Which I'm sure they will do at some point for viewership and ratings. And then at the very end, they're gonna have them get back together and it's gonna be like, uh calling it now. Um no, I though I did watch a video the other day which I think is super relevant about how Love Island is just a demonstration that there's like a true literacy crisis. Absolutely because like everybody, everybody is misusing like words appropriately, they're not they're using incorrect grammar, they're like pronounce the enunciation of words is not correct.

SPEAKER_01 22:29

Filler words is crazy. Yeah. It's so nuts. That's one of my biggest peppes, and I do it too.

SPEAKER_04 22:35

Like Shout out to Icepice and Tommy McGuire. They're dating. Spider Man I just started poopy poopy girl. What did she say? Uh you think you're the shit, bitch, I'm the fart?

SPEAKER_00 22:46

Oh yeah. That's it.

SPEAKER_04 22:48

Oh no, uh you think you're the shit, bitch, you're not even the fart. Oh, I I really said Spongebob Big Guy uh SpongeBob SpongeBob big guy pants okay. And collected a check. And I respect that. And now she's dating Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_01 23:04

Spider-Man three is coming out in a few months. I'm really excited about that. The Odyssey is coming out in a few months too, I think. Sense and Sensibility, which I'm really excited about.

SPEAKER_04 23:15

Spider Man 4. Spider-Man 4.

SPEAKER_01 23:17

Spider-Man 4, what's it what did I say?

SPEAKER_04 23:18

Spider-Man 3. No, I think Spider-Man Homecoming. Spider-Man No Way Home.

SPEAKER_00 23:24

Spider-Man uh Spider-Man Way, Spider-Man way, Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_04 23:31

And then Spider-Man 4. I don't know what Spider-Man 4 is called, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

I don't remember. But anyway, I'm so excited about it. Did you hear about the woman moving to Afghanistan to be with her husband?

SPEAKER_04 23:41

No, I must have missed this. This is another Was this in the paper?

SPEAKER_01 23:44

I've been going down these like weird, like 30-part series rabbit holes. But she is somebody who is moving to Afghanistan to be with her like boyfriend or husband or something like fiance. How they mean and I think online.

SPEAKER_04 23:55

No.

SPEAKER_01 23:57

No, and he he can't move here. So she's moving there, and people are like, girl, no.

SPEAKER_04 24:03

He can't move here. Why? Because of Visa. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 24:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:07

Gotcha.

SPEAKER_01 24:08

So the things we do for love.

SPEAKER_04 24:11

Yeah, no, I'm very excited to see how this turns out and when it eventually turns into like a 30 for 30 or a 60 minutes or maybe a documentary on Netflix, perchance. I'm a little bit scared. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:21

Hmm. USA like I'm like talking like a newscast. I don't even know. Oh, wait, have you you weren't here for Taylor Swift's wedding. No. I went. It was like fine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:33

What was the what was the general vibe when you were doing it?

SPEAKER_01 24:35

I feel like everybody was. It was really cool that Adam Sandler was officiating. But other than that, it was like a really it was really chill. Um I saw a lot of people that I've been like kind of avoiding.

SPEAKER_04 24:44

Who was at the uh who was at your dinner table?

SPEAKER_01 24:46

Okay, at my dinner table, Toby Maguire. Weird. Oh wow, weirdly enough. Tom Holland, Adam Scott. Wow. Sendayo wasn't there. Which is weird.

SPEAKER_04 24:55

Busy with the Odyssey, I think.

SPEAKER_01 24:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:57

Tom Holland.

SPEAKER_01 24:58

Wait, isn't Tom Holland in the Odyssey too?

SPEAKER_04 24:59

Yeah, but he Tom Hollandberger hold the spiders. He is he is busy. He the reason why he was in New York, the reason why he made it was because he was promoting his movie Spider-Man, the new one, Spider-Man 4. Um same thing with um Toby McGuire. That's why he was able to make it as well. But Zendaya, she's not. She wasn't.

SPEAKER_01 25:18

She was Who was at your table?

SPEAKER_04 25:20

Well, I didn't go. I didn't get an invite. This was a point of contention between us because you were like, I got a plus one, who do I bring? And I was like, you know I love Swifty, you know I love Tay Tay.

SPEAKER_01 25:29

And I brought Xander. Yeah, and you brought Xander, which was a guest from a previous episode, go check it out.

SPEAKER_04 25:33

Yes, and you'll have to figure out who he's made out with. That's part of the fun.

SPEAKER_01 25:36

The food though was really good. It was it was very much like um seafood buffet style. Okay. The mac and cheese bar was gross. And but other than that, like the music was fine. It was kind of weird too. They only played her music, which like I kind of expected that a little bit, but not for the whole time.

SPEAKER_04 25:52

And it's it's is it true that she walked down the aisle to her own song?

SPEAKER_01 25:55

Yeah. And they when we left, I was like kind of expecting like a more glamorous party favor, but they just did labu-boos.

SPEAKER_04 26:03

Oh. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 26:04

So this is Which is annoying because that's what she did for her 30th, too.

SPEAKER_04 26:07

And it's clear that, like, okay, they were planning this a while ago, and they didn't bother to like go over it again before, like, you know. Because like Labooo Boos, they you could tell they started planning this like what, like a year ago, and they're like, Oh, this is it, people are gonna love this. And then now it's like When's the last time you saw Laboo Boo besides a Taylor Swiss wedding?

SPEAKER_01 26:24

No, fast fashion. Yeah. So anyway, allegedly, I'm gonna have to say that. It's unfortunate. All of this is alleged. Right.

SPEAKER_04 26:30

So And I wouldn't know because I did I wasn't your plus one, which is unfortunate.

SPEAKER_01 26:33

Next next time. Would you ever bring me as a plus one to a wedding?

SPEAKER_04 26:38

Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_01 26:39

Do you know anyone getting married?

SPEAKER_04 26:40

I do not.

SPEAKER_01 26:41

Me neither. It seems like there's less and less weddings every day.

SPEAKER_04 26:44

I did recently. Shout out to my friend. You'll know who you are. Um my friend went upstate for the fourth, and she I I forget what I texted her, um, but it's been a while since we've seen each other. And she she was like, Yeah, my friends just got engaged. And I was like, Oh, do you need a plus one for the wedding? No response. I was like, Wow.

SPEAKER_01 27:09

Is this a close friend?

SPEAKER_04 27:10

You've met her.

unknown 27:11

Who?

SPEAKER_04 27:14

We'll talk after.

SPEAKER_01 27:15

Oh my god. Is it a girl you like?

SPEAKER_04 27:17

No. I mean, well, we're friends, like we're we're good friends.

SPEAKER_01 27:22

Um, nothing yet. I just keep checking my text. Um, okay. Um oh, like I put I put random shit. Prague helmet bar.

SPEAKER_04 27:34

Prague helmet bar. What is that?

SPEAKER_01 27:38

It's a bar where you put on a helmet and then they hit you with a bat and you're like trying to get it.

SPEAKER_04 27:41

Oh, I've seen this, yeah. This is what I believe they called uh rushing CTE.

SPEAKER_01 27:46

Hmm. Did you just come up with that?

SPEAKER_04 27:49

I did.

SPEAKER_00 27:49

That's good.

SPEAKER_04 27:50

I did for the what you guys don't know, me and Sid are doing a table exchange of sorts where I'm taking her coffee table, she's taking my coffee table, so I'm not gonna have a product. Mine is mine is big. It my thing is big, it's huge. Sid craves it, she wanted it, she saw it at one point.

SPEAKER_01 28:07

Why are you talking like that?

SPEAKER_04 28:08

Whoa, what? You see, you like the coffee table.

SPEAKER_01 28:10

You're literally, you know what you're doing. Can you do a Donald Trump impression?

SPEAKER_05 28:14

Sid like the coffee table. No, keep going. I said, my coffee table's bigger than yours. And Sid said, she said, I would love that. I would love it if you gave me a coffee table. Now do it, Schmidt.

SPEAKER_04 28:30

And I had to walk up the stairs with this entire coffee table, which is actually crazy. Um What is up with you and this and the flies?

SPEAKER_01 28:41

There's I think there was bananas downstairs that went bad as well.

SPEAKER_04 28:44

Holy cow, fruit flies. As soon as I get in here, I feel like I'm playing uh what is it, Fruit Ninja, where you're just like trying to get it.

SPEAKER_01 28:49

Yeah, I know. It's pretty bad in here. It feels like we're inside of a garbage can.

SPEAKER_04 28:53

Yeah, well, it looks like the inside of a garbage can.

SPEAKER_01 28:54

Inside a garbage can on a freaking 98-degree summer day in the middle of Central Park. Central Park, you know, Central Park garbage can with a bunch of exp with a bunch of bad fruit.

SPEAKER_04 29:04

I wish we had a 360-degree camera it right here because you would be able to see the the laundromat explosion of clothes that is in Sid's room right now. It's just littered all over the place.

SPEAKER_01 29:16

You know, I was just thinking about clothes. I'm gonna get rid of a bunch of clothes. My friends and are doing a flea market thing. You can you should no, I don't never mind.

SPEAKER_04 29:23

I don't really have a ton of clothes to get.

SPEAKER_01 29:25

I was gonna say I want it to be clothes that people will actually wear. But um, what we're gonna do is we're gonna have a flea market with all of our clothes.

SPEAKER_04 29:35

Let's backtrack a little bit there for a second. You said clothes that people are actually gonna wear.

SPEAKER_01 29:38

I've learned something recently. You don't need more clothes, you just need more cool jewelry. And this is the thing about jewelry. You can wear jewelry a bunch of times, no one's really gonna call you out on it, but you wear the same shirt, people like you wore the No, well guess what? You just have your basics, you have your simples, you wear cool jewelry. This is for the ladies. Obviously, for you it doesn't really make a difference. You can wear the same thing every day, no one cares.

SPEAKER_04 30:01

And who told you about this secret of jewelry? It wasn't some guy that was like, Hey, I have rings of shitty quality. Would you like one?

SPEAKER_01 30:11

No, I got some cool Etsy jewelry. I'm really excited for it. I actually got it for Portugal, which is not super.

SPEAKER_04 30:18

Alright, well, you got some time.

SPEAKER_01 30:19

Okay, so this is our next segment that I've been wanting to do for a while. Um, but it's where we do um we make sounds of kitchen appliances, and you have to guess which one of them.

SPEAKER_03 30:28

Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 30:29

Okay, so right now Grace and I are gonna make kitchen appliance sounds to wrap out the episode, and he has to guess which one it is. Close your eyes.

SPEAKER_00 30:49

Okay, what was that?

unknown 30:52

You might do it again.

SPEAKER_04 30:58

So I can only imagine that you have just grabbed a chicken from your coop and you are about to decapitate it because you are hoping to have some chicken wings for the night.

SPEAKER_01 31:09

It was a toaster. I put toast in the toaster and then I buttered it, and then I ate it. Okay, your turn. I'll close my eyes.

SPEAKER_04 31:18

Okay. Oh, sorry, my turn.

SPEAKER_02 31:20

Okay, so that's why they call me the king.

SPEAKER_01 31:40

Okay, wait, I'm gonna do one more.

SPEAKER_04 31:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

Listeners, we're sorry.

SPEAKER_01 31:47

It's been a long day. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 32:07

Oh my goodness. So you just you reheated some KFC.

SPEAKER_01 32:13

What is with you and chicken? Are you hungry still?

unknown 32:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 32:16

I'm gonna put in a half of chopped cheese. It was lasagna that I was reheating. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 32:21

Garfield ass? Damn, orange ass, cat ass looking ass? Dude, oh my god, Garfield ass. I feel like John right now, ass looking ass. Cat ass.

SPEAKER_01 32:30

Listeners. And you guys can guess as well. Or you can turn it off. It's up to you.

SPEAKER_04 32:34

It's up to you. Um okay, yeah, I got it, I got it.

SPEAKER_02 32:39

I got it.

SPEAKER_01 33:03

No. Is it a cat?

SPEAKER_04 33:06

No.

unknown 33:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 33:07

What is it?

SPEAKER_04 33:09

I was opening a can of beans and I s I slopped the beans out onto a plate.

SPEAKER_01 33:13

That was the That's not a kitchen appliance.

SPEAKER_04 33:17

Can't open her.

SPEAKER_01 33:18

Oh.

unknown 33:18

Shit. God damn it.

SPEAKER_04 33:21

God damn it.

SPEAKER_01 33:21

Alright, guys, that was a lot of fun. It was hard. Everybody else bricked up. Grayson, what is your favorite karaoke song to sing? And how is your fourth of July? I don't sing karaoke, but thank you for asking.

SPEAKER_04 33:36

I'm just kidding. No, unfortunately, I uh here's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 33:40

I grew up in a small town, and when the rain will fall down, I just stare at my window. Wouldn't you belong here, but something felt so wrong here. Uh learn how to fly.

SPEAKER_01 34:02

Oh, that was beautiful. Something to take. We should just do an episode where we just do karaoke. That'll be so enjoyable for only us.

SPEAKER_04 34:12

Wait a minute. We'd we'd look at our we look at our our accounts the next day. Wait a minute. When did we get a million followers? Wait a minute. When did we get a million subscribers? Oh, all we had to do was sing and then people wanted us?

unknown 34:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:24

Leave your favorite comment about favorite comments, guys.

SPEAKER_01 34:27

Guys, drop your drop your karaoke, your go-to karaoke song.

SPEAKER_04 34:30

Here's what I'll sing.

SPEAKER_01 34:31

Oh, you never even told us. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 34:34

So unfortunately, I I love to sing a country karaoke song. I'm a big fan of that. Um, drinking problem is always a fun one because usually you do karaoke, everybody's drinking, usually everyone's drunk. So that's a fun one. If people know it, especially because it is about drinking. And you can go around, you can like surprising. Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, said Isaac Newton when he discovered gravity. Uh Give It to Me Baby by Rick James. Or Love by Keisha Cole.

SPEAKER_06 35:04

I used to think that I wasn't fine enough. And I used to think that I wasn't wild enough. Wait, like you look, I hate that you can actually say my time trying to figure out who are you always talking about.

SPEAKER_04 35:22

But the words are on the screen and I would know.

SPEAKER_06 35:23

Yeah. But I can't believe you heard me. Yo, girl, what a difference. What you see in her, you ain't seeing me, but I guess it was all just make believe. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 35:42

And this is where it's like, uh that part I can't, that part I can't really belt, but wait, that was like that's outside of my range.

SPEAKER_01 35:48

I I like how long that was. I'm just gonna cut that part.

SPEAKER_03 35:51

I heard that actually apart.

SPEAKER_01 35:54

No one's ever said this, yeah. It's a big table. Has anyone ever told number?

SPEAKER_04 35:58

No, not ever, actually, not even once.

SPEAKER_01 36:00

I love that we're at that level where I don't even have to say the thing.

SPEAKER_04 36:03

We finished each other's penises. Um so my 4th of July was good.

SPEAKER_02 36:10

Good.

SPEAKER_04 36:11

My 4th of July was good. I was hanging out with my friends. Um, one of my friends has a shore house in the on the Jersey shore. Uh Mac, you've met shout out to Mac, Mac Count. Um, and we I was there with uh several of my friends from Philly. We had a good time. We honestly we just watched the World Cup. We went to the beach, we played cards, uh, we drank, we also took some edibles. Um then yeah, it was a great time.

SPEAKER_00 36:35

Fine.

SPEAKER_04 36:36

I came home early because Sid was like, All right, we have to record on this Sunday. And I was like, perfect.

SPEAKER_01 36:42

I said that before you left.

SPEAKER_04 36:43

I'll cut my trip short. And I did.

SPEAKER_01 36:48

I was down but I threw up in that Christmas stocking, remember?

SPEAKER_04 36:51

Yeah. Tell you what, you're getting coal this year.

SPEAKER_01 36:54

Do you know what's funny is that there was actually coal in that Christmas stocking? The candy coal at the bottom.

SPEAKER_04 36:58

There's candy coal.

SPEAKER_01 37:00

It's a big table. Thanks everybody. Thanks so much for listening. I'm Sid.

SPEAKER_04 37:05

I'm Grayson.

SPEAKER_01 37:06

And this is Ari Flirting. I'll see you on Saturday at 3 p.m.

SPEAKER_04 37:09

at Presbyter Cricket Bye.