are we crashing out?

this week we talk about crash outs, greyson professing his love for syd, and our rabbit holes of the week!

Also - come out August 2nd cause Syd's in a sketch show, details below:

A Night With Stephen Konnovitch
Sunday, August 2, 2026
7:00 PM  8:15 PM
Eris Mainstage
167 Graham Avenue 
Brooklyn, NY,

Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:00

You said more than anyone in the world. You said more than anyone in the world.

SPEAKER_12 0:04

Yeah, I'm crashing out. Yeah, he's crashing out.

SPEAKER_05 0:09

No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_12 0:11

Come crash out with me. Welcome back. I'm Sid.

SPEAKER_05 0:14

I'm Greg.

SPEAKER_07 0:26

I didn't do it last week because everybody, Sid, aka Sid gets mad at me for doing that.

SPEAKER_11 0:31

Yeah, but people liked that.

SPEAKER_07 0:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 0:33

Apparently. It was one comment.

SPEAKER_04 0:35

We do read the comments.

SPEAKER_11 0:36

We do read the comments.

SPEAKER_07 0:37

Yes, we do read, we we we we we We read the comments. Whoa, we read every single comment. Promise.

SPEAKER_12 0:42

What's up, YouTube? Welcome back to another episode of Are We Flirting! Do we need beat Grayson? Yeah, I'm crashing out. Yeah, he's crashing out.

SPEAKER_05 0:54

No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_12 0:56

Come crash out with me.

SPEAKER_11 0:57

We're in our friend Nina's house, house sitting, which is where we physically sit on her couch and water her plants once a week. Use her electricity and air conditioning and eat her leftovers. So anyway, guys, we had a really fun week this week. We went to a friend's improv show. They did really great job.

SPEAKER_07 1:18

No, it's Jimmy Improv Group.

SPEAKER_11 1:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:21

And they presented Dennis. Dennis, physically also. Yes, physically, Dennis was present, which I was a handicap accessible improv show. Yes, and I actually really appreciated Dennis being there. It was uh I loved watching. Actually, yeah. I loved watching, I loved looking at Dennis.

SPEAKER_11 1:35

No, I'm saying like you actually enjoyed him being there. It's like was he a music actually bought?

SPEAKER_07 1:40

No, they were saying it was a handy capable, encouraged show. And boy, let me tell you.

SPEAKER_11 1:45

Handy capable encouragement.

SPEAKER_07 1:47

And I was getting real handy is from Dennis.

SPEAKER_11 1:53

Me too. Yes. Dennis was need I say more. So anyway, that's what we did. We went we um went out on the town all weekend, and I am feeling it today, Mr. Krabs. How about you, Grayson?

SPEAKER_07 2:08

I'm good. I can tell Sid is feeling it because right before we started the pod, she goes, Should I start drinking?

SPEAKER_11 2:14

Oh yeah, that reminds me I need to start doing that.

SPEAKER_07 2:16

Okay, here. Do you want me to hold on to it? Yeah. Sid's gonna go get a bot hole, and then that is actually allowing me time to get into my rabbit hole of the week. We're talking about holes on this podcast, folks. Some of our favorite holes. My favorite hole this week. I went to the Hamptons. Oh boy, he's got money. No. Uh I went to the Hamptons because I got invited by a brand to go to an event, and the it was. I I'm glad I did not have to pay for anything. Um the one of the things on the menu I sent to Sid the caviar prices at this place, it was like a menu item. $435 for 50, what is it, milligrams of caviar.

SPEAKER_11 2:56

You even know what that means.

SPEAKER_07 2:58

Which launched me down into a massive, massive fish-sized hole in the ground to look up the history of caviar and what's going on there. Caviar began in the 1200s. It's always been something of kind of like a upper echelon of society gets to enjoy, except they had so much um caviar from America during like the uh like American Revolutionary Period. I don't know if I don't know if I've ever talked about that. Um because the the rivers in America were chalk full of sturgeon, which is where caviar comes from. The most uh expensive being beluga sturgeon.

SPEAKER_00 3:35

Sturgeon are some of the oldest fish species in the world. They go back like I think it's like a hundred-something million years ago. Uh they've been around for a while. You can catch them mostly in Alaska now. Uh I guess I should say Pacific Northwest. Uh Russia is one of the biggest caviar producers. Most of American caviar comes from Russia, uh, because they also have sturgeon over there. And there was so much caviar available uh during like early age of America. I want to say it was like the 1700s, though, because it was widely available, everybody could have it, and it was actually seen as, oh, that's something poor people eat.

SPEAKER_07 3:56

Because it's so easy to get.

SPEAKER_11 3:57

Oh wait.

SPEAKER_07 3:58

And now it's like.

SPEAKER_11 4:05

Yeah. About it was actually like a poor man's food, and then it something yeah, there I there was a switch up there. I just learned this on the beach.

SPEAKER_07 4:12

Hmm.

SPEAKER_12 4:13

Hmm. But that is my whole of the week. Thanks, Grayson.

SPEAKER_07 4:18

My hull of the week is something that she just discovered f ten minutes ago. Okay. Call out.

SPEAKER_11 4:24

Okay, so I found this little bit of history about the Teletubbies. And apparently it was filmed. The place where it was filmed was so s secret that when visitors visited, they had to be blindfolded. Ooh, that's hot. That is. And there's a lot of dystopian theories about the teletubies.

SPEAKER_07 4:42

Okay. For example. Tinky Winky's part of the Illuminati.

SPEAKER_11 4:46

I'm gonna actually just read this on Google already.

unknown 4:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 4:50

Due to the colour, I think. Due to the complete absence of human adults and the strange automated environment in which the teletubbies live, many fan theories interpret the show as deeply dystopian. For example, biogenetic slaves. One theory suggests that the teletubbies are genetically engineered lab creatures or biomedical mechanisms. Their antennas are control devices and their belly televisions broadcast mid-control programming or propaganda.

SPEAKER_07 5:20

Sid.

SPEAKER_11 5:21

They also think that Tubby Land is actually an underground bunker or prison camp where the subjects are watched 24-7 forced to eat processed foods and subjected to magical events, which are actually psychological experiments. And there's like a lot of controversy around Tinky Winky, who is my personal favorite. Tinky Winky, if you're watching this, I am a fan of it.

SPEAKER_07 5:40

You can go to hell.

SPEAKER_11 5:41

But like I am a little creeped out after learning more about that.

SPEAKER_07 5:44

You know what's hilarious? I didn't know this, but the Dr. Seuss world, like Cat and Hat, it takes place in the same universe as Teletubbies.

SPEAKER_11 5:51

What? Yeah. No way.

SPEAKER_07 5:52

Yeah, no, it's something I just made up.

SPEAKER_12 5:54

Oh, oh. Bingo!

SPEAKER_11 5:56

Guys, last night Chan gave me this tattoo and I can't get it off my skin. It says I love Chan. Well, now let's say, because I scraped away.

SPEAKER_08 6:04

Chan, Chan, Chan. Where have you run? Chan, Chan, where do I begin?

SPEAKER_11 6:13

You know when you wake up so hungover that like your body It's like feels like it's levitating off of you and you have the shake so bad, and you're like, the the idea of like like water, it makes you so happy but also want to throw up.

SPEAKER_07 6:28

Sweetheart, that's rabies.

SPEAKER_11 6:31

You don't even listen because you're so ready to just say what you want to say.

SPEAKER_07 6:35

I was listening the entire time. What got me towards the rabies was the very little bit at the end there where you're like, the thought of water is exciting, but it's also terrifying. Rabbi's.

unknown 6:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_12 6:46

Well, guys.

SPEAKER_07 6:47

Hydrophobia is a real thing with rabies.

SPEAKER_12 6:49

Really?

SPEAKER_07 6:49

Yes, you're afraid of water. This is why this is actually another rabbit hole the week. They're saying a lot of so like the history of exorcisms in like the Catholic Church, it was actually just and the association of vampires as well in the church. I'm not this is not a joke. This is not a bit. They were saying that like it was probably just the whole the concept of holy water burning people's skin. It probably got lost in translation. It was just people with rabies that got bit by rats all the time. It's happened all the time in history. And when they would get water on them because they had rabies and they were hydrophobic, they would just start freaking out.

SPEAKER_11 7:22

Okay, this makes a lot of sense.

SPEAKER_07 7:23

Yeah. So I had two holes this week. I just licked the microphone.

SPEAKER_11 7:28

I um am curious. Um, as a crasher outer this week, what are some ways that you save yourself from from crash outs?

SPEAKER_07 7:37

What are your crash-out prevention methods? Let us know in the comments.

SPEAKER_11 7:42

Yeah. Crash-out prevention methods are really good. Yeah. Yeah, I feel very disconnected from my soul right now. After last night.

SPEAKER_07 7:50

I know we we don't have to get into the weeds of why you feel that way, but your crash out.

SPEAKER_11 7:56

My sub stack will be hearing about this.

SPEAKER_07 7:58

I was gonna say, how are you gonna document your crash out? Because if there's one thing we love, it's documentation.

SPEAKER_11 8:04

Maybe you could help me. Maybe there could be like, hey, my best friend's crashing out. Like, here's some ways that I am gonna take care of her. And it's like you give me like a gift basket, and you like send me my favorite foods and stuff, and then you like will put on a little movie for me, and then like hold me if I need pass. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 8:27

Yeah. We were hanging out the other day after the Jimmy presents Dennis show. We were at the bar. We were having a good time. We were all hanging out. Did you go to the house party?

SPEAKER_11 8:37

No.

SPEAKER_07 8:38

Oh, that's right. You had dinner. It was very warm. I'm just I'm just hearing this. Everyone?

SPEAKER_11 8:43

No, do you know what's funny is everybody talking about that party is the way that they described it was warm. And that was the why is your stomach out right now? Earlier, Grayson was f scooping belly button lin out of his belly button.

SPEAKER_07 8:56

That's how caveat.

SPEAKER_11 8:57

Wouldn't it be crazy if you were scooping belly button lin out of somewhere else? Like your ear? That would like how did it get there?

SPEAKER_07 9:03

That's actually a good point. What why are they named earwigs? Why earwigs and not like other things? Because they climb in your ears? What about if they climb in your nose? Is that a nose wig? What if it climbs around your head? Is that a wig wig? Ha ha. Shout out to the wig party. You guys didn't do shit. You made it somehow into the history books, but you didn't do anything with it. So anyway, um If you could be known in history for doing one thing, what would it be?

SPEAKER_11 9:30

In history for one thing. Yeah. Probably being kind.

SPEAKER_07 9:38

And you know what? I think that's something we can all learn from. Like we can all take something. Guys, everyone in the chat, comment the kindest thing you've ever done in the comments below.

SPEAKER_11 9:46

Hey chat. Hey chat. Chat W's for the chat.

SPEAKER_07 9:49

Hey chat, type out the kindest thing you've ever done.

SPEAKER_11 9:52

You know what's like crazy is like you know that you're fucking killing a podcast when both of your friends that are in the room are just on their phones the whole time.

SPEAKER_07 9:59

One of them is actively falling asleep.

SPEAKER_11 10:02

The night that you went to Chat out to Hyde, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 10:06

It was his house party.

SPEAKER_11 10:07

Um after you went there and I went to the club, um, it I told you this, but the men there were so fucking weird. Like I said at the club, did I talk about this?

SPEAKER_07 10:18

No, but we we've talked about a different scenario in which you've gone to the club and the men were weird. Remember?

SPEAKER_11 10:23

Yeah, that happens often, I feel like. They were just so they were, I think, freshly 21.

SPEAKER_07 10:29

Oh, that's a good audience to have.

SPEAKER_11 10:31

And um, they kept giving me shit because I was just like walking past them and they were like, Who do you know here? And I'm like, the DJ's my husband, and we're friends with the owner. Like, what? And they were like, okay, okay, and then they started kind of like patronizing me because I they were like, Oh, then go up to him. Then go up to him. I was like, Oh, we're not doing this. And then that's when I told them that they had five minutes. And one thing that I've learned, if you're at the club and you see a pre-pubescent boy that's treating you like it.

SPEAKER_06 10:59

So not often. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 11:01

Give them five. Give them five five stern minutes. And then when they say what does five, what does that mean? Say five minutes. Again, even more stern than the first time.

SPEAKER_07 11:09

Then you go, then you look down on your watch and go, f four minutes fifty-seven seconds.

SPEAKER_11 11:12

They don't even know they didn't he didn't know what that meant. He was so scared. Because he's little. Anyway, so I did that for the rest of the night. I also like to tell people that they have only moments left when they're being creepy. Like I'm like I I stop and I have a Raven Simone like escapation, and then I'm like, oh my god, you have moments left. So it's kind of the way that I've been um sk skirting perverts.

SPEAKER_07 11:36

When's the last time you went to the park, like real late at night? No, like late, late at night. Yeah, and just kind of went for a walk.

SPEAKER_11 11:42

Um, I'm a woman.

SPEAKER_07 11:44

Okay, but you're in the company of a man, let's say, perchance. Only reason being I got attacked, eaten alive by bugs.

SPEAKER_11 11:51

So this wasn't even a question for me. It was just so you could talk. You could just say that you got mosquitoes in the club.

SPEAKER_07 11:55

Well, that was what made me think of it, but I was just asking, and then that way maybe it would generate a topic to talk about.

SPEAKER_11 12:01

You know that I'm going through it right now, and I can't think like that. I'm kind of tired of going through it. How often do I go through it?

SPEAKER_07 12:09

But and riddle me this here, Batman. You're going through it because of what? The actions that you made. Okay. I went to the park recently. It was late at night. I got eaten alive by bugs. I got for those of you, I was holding up my ring finger for audio only listeners. I'm basically flipping off the camera right now. My ring finger on my right hand, I got bitter. That thing's big. Yeah, I got bit by like a spider or something. What the hell? Did I get bit by another one?

SPEAKER_11 12:41

Okay, cut to Grayson at the park, and I'm the mosquitoes.

SPEAKER_07 12:45

I'm just enjoying my time at the park. Maybe I'll sit down on a bench or something.

SPEAKER_11 12:50

Look at this guy. He's a fucking fool.

SPEAKER_07 12:52

Wait a minute. Is that a giant bug? And it can speak?

SPEAKER_11 12:57

Fuck he can earn it? Sounds like he can hear us.

SPEAKER_07 12:59

Oh my god, it's a bug with schizophrenia.

SPEAKER_11 13:01

Okay, how about the can you?

SPEAKER_07 13:04

Oh, alright. Well, it's a good thing I put my headphones in.

SPEAKER_02 13:09

Alright, let's go in for the kill.

SPEAKER_07 13:13

Ow! What the f Oh my god, they took a chunk out of my arm.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

That's really good. Kind of tastes like nickel ultra.

SPEAKER_07 13:22

That's a good thing I was drinking earlier today. Otherwise I would have really hurt.

SPEAKER_02 13:26

Alright, Tommy, you take a bite now. Alright.

SPEAKER_07 13:29

Man, I hope not another one.

SPEAKER_11 13:30

Ow!

SPEAKER_07 13:31

What the f took a chunk out of my calf!

SPEAKER_11 13:33

Kev, I'm not gonna lie. That shit's strong. Ow. Yeah, that shit's really strong.

SPEAKER_07 13:38

It's a good thing I really drank earlier.

SPEAKER_11 13:40

Ow. I'm feeling kind of fucked up. We gotta get Beatrice.

SPEAKER_07 13:44

Oh my god, those bugs are flying very erratically right now.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

Sure.

SPEAKER_07 13:49

Ow! Oh my god, this one got me on the side of my neck. Wait a minute. Was this the famous vampiric mosquito fly?

SPEAKER_02 13:56

It's me, the famous vampiric commuter fly.

SPEAKER_07 13:58

Oh no, I'm turning into a vampire.

SPEAKER_02 14:02

Hmm. Now he'll turn into a vampi. I'm wasted. I'm so fucking wasted.

SPEAKER_07 14:07

Wait. Now that I'm a vampire, I can communicate Kate with the bugs that did this to me. Dude, are you wasted?

SPEAKER_11 14:14

I was just thinking, like, wait, cut. Do you know when like you have a um like a kid and they really enjoy doing something, so they're like, again, again, you're like, like you like keep doing the same thing for them over and over again because that's like what we just did. You're like, who did oh who did that? It was really like I feel like I always go into Flow's Day with bits and then like you just humor me. It's really sweet. So anyway, that was that was the live reenactment of Grayson at the park yesterday.

SPEAKER_07 14:41

That was, yeah, that was exactly how it happened.

SPEAKER_11 14:43

Yep. Um what are you flirting with this week?

SPEAKER_07 14:45

I'm flirting with the idea of going to the movies more. I think that's something I need to do.

SPEAKER_11 14:49

Did you see the Odyssey?

SPEAKER_07 14:50

Oh, I did see the Odyssey. I went and saw the Odyssey.

SPEAKER_11 14:54

How did you feel about that? Wait, don't give any spoilers.

SPEAKER_07 14:56

I won't give any spoilers. I didn't see it in 70mm, which is I heard great. I'll say this. The movie itself was spectacular. The visuals were great. I didn't love the script. I didn't think that the script I thought the where the story carried the script. I thought the stories carried the story and visuals carried the script more so than the opposite.

SPEAKER_10 15:17

Interesting.

SPEAKER_07 15:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 15:18

So interesting.

SPEAKER_07 15:21

Yeah. But I think I'm gonna continue seeing movies. I think Sundays are gonna be my movie day or days that I wait.

SPEAKER_11 15:28

That's so cute. Little self-date.

SPEAKER_07 15:31

In a way.

SPEAKER_11 15:32

Oh, you're bringing people.

SPEAKER_07 15:34

No. Well, who knows? I'm trying to free.

SPEAKER_11 15:37

Can I come?

SPEAKER_07 15:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 15:40

Wow. He's finally said yes, pick people.

SPEAKER_07 15:42

I'm gonna try. Well, the whole thing is I'm trying to free up my Sundays. I would like one day of rest.

SPEAKER_11 15:48

From me?

SPEAKER_07 15:49

Just in general. I'm partying too hard all the time. Dude, I got home at 1 a.m. tomorrow. Yesterday.

SPEAKER_11 15:55

Tomorrow into the future? Holy shit. What does that mean we're doing tonight?

SPEAKER_07 15:59

Yeah, I was gonna say now I gotta stay out till 1 a.m. today.

SPEAKER_11 16:02

Yeah, because you have like a manifestation power that like anytime you say anything like it has to happen.

SPEAKER_07 16:06

Cut to us at 10 30 p.m. Okay. Debating about whether or not we should go home. Oh man.

SPEAKER_11 16:11

Grayson, I'm having so much fun.

SPEAKER_07 16:15

I know, we just had such a blast. We drank almost on the pod. You brought the bottle out and everything, but we just didn't really sip.

SPEAKER_11 16:22

Do you want some?

SPEAKER_07 16:24

One sum now at the end of the night? I mean, I guess. We didn't really enjoy it earlier.

SPEAKER_11 16:29

Well, hey, how about this? Let's like go to another bar for hours.

SPEAKER_07 16:35

Are we already at a bar right now?

SPEAKER_11 16:38

Yep.

SPEAKER_07 16:39

Oh. Wait, we're so fricked up that I didn't even know we were at a bar?

SPEAKER_11 16:43

You're so high.

SPEAKER_07 16:45

I might as well just keep going if the vibes are already good. Are the vibes good?

SPEAKER_11 16:48

Yeah. And we're gonna drop acid.

SPEAKER_07 16:50

Oh my god. Where'd you get acid? We've been together. Isabella had a die. Isabella's here.

unknown 16:58

Yeah, so hey, you already know what's happened to you.

SPEAKER_07 17:00

So Isabella's off camera. Isabella's off camera, doesn't have a microphone, so you guys didn't hear that.

SPEAKER_11 17:05

Isabelle, do you just want to jump in and say hi really quick?

SPEAKER_07 17:07

She just gave her best crocodile dundee impression. Yeah, be careful, Isabella. Hi, Mama. Yeah, you're gonna wanna.

unknown 17:12

Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa. Thanks for joining you on the podcast.

SPEAKER_07 17:15

All right. All right. I don't like drugs, please. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 17:20

We also have one more person here, and it's Simona. Simona, do you want to see that? You don't have to if you don't want to.

SPEAKER_07 17:26

Do you want to come on the pod real quick?

SPEAKER_11 17:27

Also, guys, Simona is a creator as well, and she does really awesome travel content.

SPEAKER_07 17:31

Simona is a travel content creator. Go check her out. Simona. Simona, shout out your Instagram and TikTok. Actually, just your TikTok because you don't post on Instagram.

SPEAKER_03 17:40

Simona.zav, same as my Instagram. Find me. S-I-N-O-N-A. Period.

SPEAKER_07 17:47

Me when I'm C A V. Okay. No, Simona, go ahead. You guys are it's your pod now.

SPEAKER_09 17:52

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to another week of Are We Flirting? Simona. I am so happy to see you on my podcast today. Um, this is the baddest bitch you'll ever meet. What are you flirting with? Six months to know, baby. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 18:05

What am I flirting with? Everything and everyone all the time.

SPEAKER_09 18:09

Amazing.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

All the time.

SPEAKER_09 18:10

That is the only way to live life, I think. To have a fruitful, fulfilling life. Yeah. You gotta be a little whore. And I could have said it better myself. Yeah, I hate it. Yeah. And I know a lot of my friends agree with that. What are some rabbit holes that you went down this week? Oh my goodness. I am so glad you asked. I figured out that I only love things that are horrible for me. And if something is treating me well, treating me nice, I don't want it anywhere near me. So I'm trying to wonder where that stems from. Been a great time here on MyPro. Thank you.

SPEAKER_07 18:40

Thank you for allowing me. And that was thank you to our sponsors, Simona and Isabella.

SPEAKER_11 18:44

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SPEAKER_07 18:45

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SPEAKER_11 18:48

Isaboinka.

SPEAKER_07 18:49

That feels Isaboinka.

unknown 18:53

Is that racist?

SPEAKER_07 18:54

No. Your hats in the frame.

SPEAKER_11 18:58

I wish Holly was here because if Holly was here, then she would lay on my body with her full pressure because that's a no. Have you ever done that for someone? No. When you're anxious. Guys, what are some I don't know that actually helps? Grayson, no wait, come back. Grayson, what are some ways that you protect yourself from the Sunday scaries and anxiety?

SPEAKER_07 19:17

Um, well, I find waking up really early and planning a morning date, even though you don't go on it, is a is a good thing to do. Did you do that? I did. I planned a morning date and then I woke up at nine and I was like, hey, I'm not gonna make it.

SPEAKER_11 19:29

I was supposed to run on 5K yesterday.

SPEAKER_07 19:31

Wait, you didn't run?

unknown 19:32

No.

SPEAKER_07 19:33

Oh my did you enjoy ice cream at least?

SPEAKER_11 19:36

No. I just enjoyed sitting in my own the 5K.

SPEAKER_07 19:40

She's sitting in her own piss. Piss girl strikes again. She's sitting in her own piss when she's sitting on the toilet.

SPEAKER_11 19:45

Cut to Piss Girl sitting in her own piss. Oh.

SPEAKER_07 19:49

You have to sit on my pause. Cut that. Cut that.

SPEAKER_11 19:54

Grayson, what? Cut to cut to you, piss girl sitting in her own piss. What is happening? What am I sitting in right now? Oh my god, is that my own piss? Cut back. So anyway, so this week I um hung out with Grayson. We what?

SPEAKER_07 20:12

Nothing's new. We hung out. Once again, this is just what we do.

SPEAKER_11 20:16

Okay, ways that I protect myself from anxiety are ice bowl.

SPEAKER_07 20:21

Monumental brush.

SPEAKER_11 20:22

And you stick your face in it.

SPEAKER_07 20:24

Nice.

SPEAKER_11 20:25

Yeah, have you done that with ice water?

SPEAKER_07 20:27

I don't I don't have anything to make ice.

SPEAKER_11 20:29

Guys, one thing about house sitting is that you can freak anywhere you want in her house. You can rub your fucking junk all over the walls.

SPEAKER_07 20:36

Yeah, I kept I kept rubbing my balls on the uh the garbage disposal button.

SPEAKER_11 20:39

Yeah. You did like doing that. Yeah. Cut you grace and rubbing. Please no. Please no.

SPEAKER_07 20:45

Just kidding. She doesn't have a garbage disposal button. I looked because my balls were itchy and I needed something to rub them on.

SPEAKER_11 20:51

I don't want to be this way.

SPEAKER_07 20:52

Mom, quit quit asking me about what we decide to talk about on the podcast. Okay. We talk about ball rubbing. My mom has never asked me about the podcast. Does she watch it? No, she does not. But somebody out there listening to this would have been like, for just a brief moment there, wait, yeah, Grayson's mom watches this? She's probably so like that's so in it's like so.

SPEAKER_11 21:12

Cut to Grayson's mom watching the podcast. She was Grayson's mom.

SPEAKER_06 21:15

Oh. Oh. And then that's when I was like. He keeps talking about rubbing his balls on stuff.

SPEAKER_07 21:23

I'm gonna go walk the dogs. That's a good one. She walks the dogs a lot. Alright, that's really good for her.

SPEAKER_11 21:29

It's now Grayson, would you trust me with your house to sit on it? Sit on it! Sorry, I just swallowed the girl asked us to stop doing that.

SPEAKER_07 21:40

Oh yeah, one of you guys said for us to stop swallowing and drinking liquids and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_06 21:45

Guys, it's our podcast. We're gonna do what we want to. Do what we want to, do what we want to.

SPEAKER_11 21:55

I'm not doing well, guys. And I couldn't find any alcohol for the line that we were saying yesterday, so I just Ran and got a freaking whole thing of Pringles and then I just shoved Pringles in my throat for so long. And then everyone had Pringle breath. And it was so bad, and not enough gum.

SPEAKER_07 22:10

Who did anyone in particular have really bad Pringle breath?

SPEAKER_11 22:14

Cut to cut to I didn't want to play it anymore. Guys, also earlier, no, earlier, um, Simona earlier yesterday, Simona, Caroline, and I, which are Grayson's friends that are now my friends, that are now my sisters. We went to a bar and drank from I don't know, like three until ten. Like seven hours, seven to eight hours.

SPEAKER_07 22:37

I'm pretty sure there's a disease called that.

SPEAKER_11 22:41

And we had um, I don't know, six bot six bottles of wine? Minimum.

SPEAKER_07 22:47

Was it five or six?

SPEAKER_11 22:50

The bar tab total should have been, I don't know, a bajillion dollars. We also got food. We're getting full bottles of wine. We look at the receipt. What was the what was the total? It was like 38.

unknown 23:03

32 and then.

SPEAKER_11 23:03

Oh, and then we also had a cold hard cash. Cold hard cash. Um what? I'm sorry, lucky girl syndrome. Why do you think I'm crashing out today, guys?

SPEAKER_07 23:14

Yeah, well, that's the universe balancing it out. It's it's all Pem DOS, babe.

SPEAKER_11 23:17

I think if you bit me and like sucked a little bit of my blood, you would get drunk. Drunk. Dude, you know what I think about all the time that actually turns me on? Edward Pattinson sucking Bella's arm. The venom out that was so fucking. Edward Pattinson?

SPEAKER_07 23:34

You mean Robert Pattinson or Edward the vampire? You know who I meant by that. Edward Cullen.

SPEAKER_11 23:38

That was so sexy. That was so sexy when he did that, and he couldn't, and then he's like, I can't stop. Like, oh my god. Are you kidding me? So sexy.

SPEAKER_07 23:48

Getting bitten by a vampire?

SPEAKER_11 23:49

No, and he no, she was bit and he was sucking the venom out, and he couldn't stop because he like loved this taste of her blood so bad. And he's like, Edward, stop, you're killing her.

SPEAKER_07 23:59

Huh. What's your thought? What's your thought on uh what's your thought on freakazoid relationships where they do like it's that machine gun Kelly and Megan Fox type love where they're like, I'm carrying a capsule of her blood on my body at all times. I'm not looking. Did you see something? No, but the camera might.

SPEAKER_11 24:15

Grayson saw my nipple the other day, and he said, Bro, I saw your nipple. I might have said that on the last podcast.

SPEAKER_07 24:21

Highlight of her last week and a half. Her homeboy saw her Yeti.

SPEAKER_11 24:26

He's like, bro.

SPEAKER_06 24:26

Like that happened again.

SPEAKER_07 24:28

Caroline, I'm just I'm in the bathroom getting ready. I turn around. Carolib. Carolib.

SPEAKER_12 24:33

Carolib.

SPEAKER_07 24:34

Her entire breast is just out in my living room. And I'm like, dude. Don't turn around. That was she said that like three minutes after. How long does it get you to put on a time or time?

SPEAKER_06 24:44

Like that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_07 24:45

To put on a corset or perchance a blouse? Maybe even a t-shirt of a sort.

SPEAKER_11 24:51

She was taking her fucking time. Men men are like, oh, like rush, rush, rush. Get hurry, get ready as fast as you can. Then they're like, slow down, slow down.

SPEAKER_07 24:59

What's your top three least favorite traits a man can have?

SPEAKER_11 25:04

Bad teeth.

SPEAKER_07 25:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 25:06

Um, meanness servers.

unknown 25:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 25:09

Too loud. Like obnoxiously loud.

SPEAKER_07 25:11

What does obnoxiously loud look like?

SPEAKER_11 25:13

Like just like, why are you trying to make a scene?

SPEAKER_07 25:16

Right. What does making a scene look like? Cut to somebody making a scene.

SPEAKER_11 25:20

Yeah, everybody, yeah! Let's do it! Let's fucking par out in the line. Let's fucking party, yeah!

SPEAKER_07 25:28

Me when I'm in a Disney Channel movie and I'm having a party at my house. That's what that's on there. Guys, coach is right. If we want to win this game, we have to do it for each other. That team out there, the the Bengals, they're better than us on paper. I'll say it. I'll be the first one to admit it. But what we do here at Fairmont High, we practice. And we practice how we play. And last week's practice was great. I mean, Trevor, the way you ran the ball through the line like that? That was incredible.

SPEAKER_12 26:03

Thanks.

SPEAKER_07 26:04

Brian? That ass in the shower?

SPEAKER_12 26:07

Okay, shit.

SPEAKER_07 26:08

I mean shit. But no, seriously, guys, coach is right. If we want this, we're gonna have to do it ourselves. We gotta take it. It's about time. Who here wants to take back their destiny? Not be ruled by it.

SPEAKER_02 26:20

I do. I do. I do.

SPEAKER_07 26:23

Then let's go do it.

SPEAKER_11 26:25

Let's go ahead. That was great. He was about basketball team. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 26:31

Right?

SPEAKER_11 26:31

We played basketball team.

SPEAKER_07 26:32

Well, I was uh football. Running through the line. Me when I'm playing Ring Around the Rosie. Cut to cut to Sid being cut to Sid playing Ring Around the Rosie, but as soon as she tries to get through, her pants fall off and she's wearing really ugly underwear. Go cut.

SPEAKER_11 26:46

No, that actually happened to me.

SPEAKER_07 26:47

I know. You've told me this.

SPEAKER_11 26:50

Actually, I didn't.

SPEAKER_07 26:52

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_11 26:56

Guys, people keep saying I've been. I'm breaking up with you on the podcast.

SPEAKER_07 27:02

Okay, how would you break up with me? I think we've done this. We've done this. Okay. I'm so sorry. I just looked down at your chest. Did you see something? No. I was I was worried that something would be out. Wasn't it? That's why. No, but it's you're wearing a very loosely fitted blouse around your testicles.

SPEAKER_11 27:18

If you have guy friends, don't. That's what I have to say. Actually unhave them. Because one thing about them is they have no fucking boundaries. Like, are you kidding me? I'm out here trying to just be vulnerable, wearing my comfy clothes, and I got this motherfucker looking up and down inside my my shirt, my bluffs.

SPEAKER_07 27:35

Insert all the clips of Sid trying to kiss me on this podcast.

SPEAKER_11 27:39

I just wanted to see if you would. And now I know you won't.

SPEAKER_08 27:43

Something is really. Something's not right. Really.

SPEAKER_11 27:52

Anyway. Guys, I'm literally going through something again. What movie should I watch tonight? Nina only has to be a good one.

SPEAKER_07 28:07

50 oh yeah, I just shot Sid 51 times with a gun.

SPEAKER_11 28:10

Okay, thank you.

SPEAKER_07 28:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 28:11

But Nina only has Hulu broke as bitch. No, Hulu's good. Just say that.

SPEAKER_07 28:16

Hulu has sports. Wawa has pizza. Yeah, that was good. That was good. Um what's on Hulu? That's good. You can watch New Girl. Who's that girl? Who's that girl? It's Lauren. Oh. We on a previous pod we did Lauren.

SPEAKER_11 28:32

Wow, good memory.

SPEAKER_07 28:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 28:33

Memory time. Went to memory town, everyone knew you. Cut to memory town where you're the you're literally the king of memory town and everyone like res has so much respect for you except me. Go.

SPEAKER_01 28:44

Hmm. I just remembered the other day. There he is again. Believe it or not, I had a wonderful memory. Oh. It's you again. Yep. The one person in town who doesn't seem to like me.

SPEAKER_11 28:57

Listen, Jeremy. I don't give a fuck what you think.

SPEAKER_01 29:00

It's King Jeremy.

SPEAKER_11 29:02

Okay. Listen, King Jer King Jeremy of Memory Town. You think I give a fuck?

SPEAKER_01 29:09

You should.

SPEAKER_11 29:09

Wait. I'm out here running the fucking block, bro.

SPEAKER_01 29:12

Oh, you're running the block? I just took one of your memories.

SPEAKER_11 29:17

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_01 29:17

Wait. Guess which one? Oh, you can't, because I took it.

SPEAKER_11 29:20

Actually, I'm trying to remember the birth of my first child and I can't.

SPEAKER_01 29:25

Well, interesting enough, you haven't had children. That's the memory I took. And your kid is now gone. You see, I have omnipotent powers. Omnipotent powers. Is that a real word? Yeah. Omnipotent.

SPEAKER_07 29:37

You're really proud of it. God is omnipotent.

SPEAKER_01 29:40

Where I took your child. I plocked him from your memory. And by plocking him from your memory, as you are the only one that holds memories of him. He's now gone. He's fainted. Because what is a perfect person if not memories?

SPEAKER_11 29:53

Cut to the execution of Jeremy um King Jeremy from Memory Town. Alright.

SPEAKER_02 29:59

Oh! We beheaded him! And now his memories rest inside of his skull. We should take that and suck it out. All of us. Come closer with the straw. Each and every one of you. Alright.

SPEAKER_07 30:15

You killed me, so I'm not in the scene.

SPEAKER_11 30:16

Yeah, I like that part. I like pretty good. I'm gonna add in a guillotine.

SPEAKER_07 30:21

Are you excited for your sketch show coming up?

SPEAKER_11 30:24

Yeah, I'm excited, you guys. Oh guys, Sunday I have a sketch show with our friend Steven, and we're I'm gonna be in a couple sketches, so come out. It's on August 2nd. We'll add the details below. I got two tickets. You did? Isabel, are you coming on Sunday? Um, are you Simona?

SPEAKER_07 30:40

Simona, you're gonna be in a different country.

SPEAKER_11 30:42

Oh, Mr. DJ, come on a replay. Oh, Mr. DJ gonna scoob.

SPEAKER_07 30:47

Sex with me, so amazing. Remix.

SPEAKER_02 30:50

Must be love on the brain.

SPEAKER_07 30:52

Nah nah nah nah nah.

SPEAKER_02 30:54

That's got me feeling this way.

SPEAKER_07 30:56

Those cheer collab remixes at those cheer competitions be like if you love her, then you let her go. Yeah, so we're sorry. This was 40 minutes of unlistenable material. But you guys made it this far. Leave a comment below. Your favorite leave leave your favorite timestamp of when my moose knuckle was visible. Leave your favorite timestamp of when uh I'm a little bit. Since nipple was visible. I almost called you uh a different girl's name.

SPEAKER_11 31:23

That's happened to me before in bed. And guess what? After I think I told you this, but oh, we talked about this last night. Yeah. V it was a V name. I won't say her real name. We'll call her um Wait, do I know this person? No, we'll call her Victoria for now, but a man did call me another woman's name, and then I to find her, I watched the entirety of St. Joe's commencement ceremony of multiple years, which I'm not gonna say because and then I found her.

SPEAKER_07 31:48

No, I almost c I almost called you the name of my first girlfriend for some reason. I'll tell you after.

SPEAKER_11 32:00

I have editing power. I can make you say anything.

SPEAKER_07 32:03

Oh yeah? What are you gonna make me say right now?

SPEAKER_11 32:05

I love you, Sid, more than anyone in the world.

SPEAKER_07 32:10

Fuck, I walked myself into this bit. I gotta do it now. I love you, Sid. Wait, do I have to do the action? Can you do I love you, Sid, more than anyone in the world?

SPEAKER_11 32:19

Fuck, why did I fucking I fucking did it? Dude! New ringtone alert. Um, comment below if you want me to send you a ringtone of Grayson saying that he loves you more than anyone in the world. And comment it up for you, and I'll send it to you.

SPEAKER_07 32:32

And comment down below your favorite haul of the week. It can be mine. It's not definitely can't be Sid's.

SPEAKER_11 32:38

It's crazy because you make me sound like I'm the most like hyper sexual one on this podcast, but it's you.

SPEAKER_07 32:44

I'm talking about rabbit holes, diva.

SPEAKER_11 32:47

Listen here, belly button lint. I don't give a f Oh, oh he picks belly button lint out of his belly button.

SPEAKER_07 32:52

One time, all of a sudden he goes by belly button lint.

SPEAKER_11 32:54

Ready, if you had to give me a like a nickname to bully me right now, what would it be?

SPEAKER_07 32:59

Brown roots.

SPEAKER_11 33:00

Okay, that's fine.

SPEAKER_07 33:01

Or I guess undyed roots.

SPEAKER_11 33:03

No, no, maybe roots. Like that's like funny. But I think you can do a better one.

SPEAKER_07 33:08

No. Given your circumstance.

SPEAKER_11 33:11

And she's like, one thing about me is when I'm down bad, I want to fucking just keep digging that hole.

SPEAKER_07 33:16

Yeah. But I'm gonna say that. Down bad crying at the gym. I'm gonna say, hey sister, you just hit Scissor? Sister. You just hit a basaltic crust. You're not gonna dig through rock. Not with that lay lousy old shovel. And one thing about this little engineer that could enjoy a little peanut butter sandwich with some lemonade.

SPEAKER_11 33:32

Peanut butter sandwich? Yeah. Do you not love me? That's what I would give up someone who was in prison.

SPEAKER_07 33:38

Well, when I was a kid, I had textural issues and I didn't like jelly, so I ate peanut butter sandwiches with the crust cut off.

SPEAKER_11 33:44

Is this making sense to you all what I have to experience? Are you guys getting this now?

SPEAKER_07 33:47

Yeah, so if you guys hated this, please let us know which parts you hated so we can work on it in the future. Um if this felt like a FaceTime, go ahead and let us know. Just guys, we read your comments. Oh, yeah, we've got cards on the table. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_11 34:02

Like, you realize that that's like when you already do the action and then you say you say the bit and the action at the same time, like it makes it less funny.

SPEAKER_07 34:11

Cut to me being arrested by the bit police.

SPEAKER_02 34:15

Alright. Right here, officer, right here.

SPEAKER_07 34:17

Oh, oh I saw you guys already got me. You'll never take me alive! What if I kill myself? Could you imagine?

SPEAKER_11 34:23

You guys will never take me alive. So, see, about that bit is that we are taking you alive.

SPEAKER_07 34:30

Oh.

SPEAKER_11 34:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 34:32

So I okay. We're gonna have to take this guy downtown. What? Take me downtown? What are you what are you, Macklemore? Downtown?

SPEAKER_11 34:40

No, we didn't. And when you sang it, like people already know the song. Oh. So when you went to sing it, it's like people already know the song.

SPEAKER_07 34:45

Oh, okay. So I don't have to like justify the joke like you understand already?

SPEAKER_11 34:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 34:50

Oh.

SPEAKER_11 34:51

Cut to us ending the podcast. Hey everybody, thank you so much for watching the podcast today. I'm Sid.

SPEAKER_08 34:57

I'm Grace Sid. And this is gonna.