are we little goblins?

sorry about the adhd in this weeks episode, we are all over the place. comedy shows, goblin improv, that weird airbnb tiktok couple and percy jackson.

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

Test in one two three, testing one two three.

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Uh testing one two three, testing one two three, uh. Hey everybody, welcome back.

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We are back, uh simp simp simp funny funny ample bun.

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Welcome back to another episode of Are we floating? Okay, wait, can you do that riff you did earlier that I liked?

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Let's have a trick babe.

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Yeah, like that.

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Okay, now I can't do it the fuh tray.

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Now do more of an uh when you do it.

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Let's have a track babe.

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It's uh when I was in high school, I used to do this thing at the volleyball games. Fucking annoyed the other team so much. I would do a goose call. Uh huh. It was like really good. I used to do it like pre-it was like back when my voice was not like settled in. Well uh like that, but it was better because my my voice was still like going through puberty, so it would like that like flicker where it goes from like one tone to another, that's the whole purpose of the ah No, it's not You're doing like ha I'm so in love with you.

SPEAKER_03 1:11

Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 1:12

Do you know that song?

SPEAKER_03 1:13

No.

SPEAKER_07 1:14

Welcome back to another episode of Are We Flirting.

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I'm your host, Sid.

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I'm your host, Grace.

SPEAKER_03 1:22

Can you like just do it like maybe do it with like a song? Maybe like something less annoying. Because last time I had to literally cut it and turn the volume down because it was so loud and annoying. So could you try like maybe doing something that's like better on the ears? I'm swe- Grace and I are sweating really bad because for some reason my room won't get cool. And so if you notice that we're blotting our faces into the microphones, that's why.

SPEAKER_07 1:44

Yeah, so Sid's uh room is on the upper echelon of like 90 plus degrees. I feel like I'm in a sauna. We also have windows fully open. I feel like an ant underneath a magnifying glass right now, and my skin's being seared off as if I were like a tuna steak.

SPEAKER_03 2:02

Guys, Grace and I were supposed to hang out last night and he ditched me.

SPEAKER_07 2:07

Uh, we were not supposed to hang out. Sid texted me at like 5 30 p.m. and goes, What are you up to tonight? And I go, uh, why, what's up? Didn't fucking respond. Literally didn't respond.

SPEAKER_03 2:17

Are y'all still getting wine? I finish what I have to get done. Yes, when sauced at 9 45. Which one? Williamsburg.

SPEAKER_07 2:24

Scroll back up. Alright. Uh okay. You said at 5.08, what are you doing tonight? I said, why, what's up? Didn't respond. Also, because you said why, what's up?

SPEAKER_03 2:35

Just say what you're doing first.

SPEAKER_07 2:36

I had no plans.

SPEAKER_03 2:37

What are you doing tonight? Why, what's up? Like, it makes me feel like I'm in defense mode now. What are you doing tonight? Why, what's up?

SPEAKER_07 2:44

Why do you take everything I say so offensively? That was me. That was a genuine question. 30 minutes later, I respond with a question mark because she didn't respond. And then she just says, JW, just wondering. And I go, No, I'm not doing anything tonight. Were you looking for something to do? She sends a freaking word game to me. And then I my words were hilarious.

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They did, they were bad words. Then I said yes. He said, hilarious. I said, for a small child, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 3:07

And then I said K because I was like, dude, do you want to fucking talk to me or not? She was being mean. And then I say, I'm gonna make a salmon pasta in about an hour if you want to hang out and plan out pot apps.

SPEAKER_03 3:18

Which that was the nicest text I've ever gotten from you.

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And then she sends a freaking voice thing about her uh No, I'm staying in tonight, I think. She sent Oh wait.

SPEAKER_03 3:26

One second. Hey! You're outside the waffle house?

unknown 3:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 3:33

Oh, it's okay.

SPEAKER_03 3:34

Yeah, well, guys, this is Steve. We're gonna ha Steve, do you have anything to say? Do you have anything you want to plug? Okay, well, I'm I'll give you a call back after the pot, okay?

SPEAKER_01 3:43

That's fantastic.

SPEAKER_03 3:44

Alright, bye. Come here. There's something on your nose.

unknown 3:49

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 3:50

It's dead skin.

SPEAKER_03 3:51

Yeah, it was. Yeah. But it looked like it was a pimple, but then like I got, don't touch scratch anymore. Do you see how you're hanging off the bed? Like, you look like you hate me, bro.

SPEAKER_07 3:58

Well, it's because I'm trying not to get my feet in the frickin' frame, and then also if I spread my w legs wide open, my big fat, juicy balls are gonna be camera first.

SPEAKER_03 4:08

I know, and there's always a comment when it's like that, so maybe kind of like do it.

SPEAKER_07 4:12

No, it's always like, oh, I wish he was wearing gray.

SPEAKER_03 4:15

Yeah, wait, what does that mean? Is it so it's easier to see?

SPEAKER_07 4:18

Yeah, so you can see my print.

SPEAKER_03 4:20

Ew.

SPEAKER_07 4:21

Whoa.

SPEAKER_03 4:25

I can't hear anything. Okay, should we start podcasting?

SPEAKER_06 4:27

Yeah, we should.

unknown 4:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:29

Welcome. Yeah, what you missed last night was literally just random dudes hitting on me and Laura.

SPEAKER_07 4:34

You finding the right perfect one.

SPEAKER_03 4:36

Okay. Um, okay, how about this? Yeah, you want to go on a first date? Cut to us on a first date.

SPEAKER_07 4:40

Wait. Cut to like improv?

SPEAKER_03 4:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 4:44

Oh, okay, sorry. I was so taken aback by that. Say that again.

SPEAKER_03 4:48

Okay, um, uh cut to us on that first date.

SPEAKER_07 4:51

Okay. Hi. Um, wow, you look I you look even better than when we first met at the bar.

SPEAKER_03 4:58

Um, yeah, I bet I f I bet I do, s little squirt. You look like a fucking f thumb.

SPEAKER_07 5:05

Okay, so like I Okay. Okay. Oh, I I love it.

SPEAKER_03 5:10

Waiter. Sorry, he's just been taking more than two minutes, which is like that's my threshold.

SPEAKER_07 5:17

Oh, two this is actually good for me. You're saying you tap out after two minutes. This is wow. I think w I think you and I can be of service to each other.

SPEAKER_03 5:26

Yeah. Um, what do you can I do you care if I get this bottle? It's like I know it's like 275, but you know what?

SPEAKER_07 5:34

It's a first day. Get what you want and I will take care of it.

SPEAKER_03 5:39

I hate you.

SPEAKER_07 5:42

That's okay. You'll get to know me and it'll be with time, you'll that'll change.

SPEAKER_03 5:46

Okay. Cut out. Like you're making impossible.

SPEAKER_07 5:49

Well, yeah, that's the whole point. An scene. Wow, guys. What a rush.

SPEAKER_03 5:56

Uh but no, so these I what I do is I go to if a man hands me their phone like a fool to put my phone number in, I go to their notes app and I just start reading their notes.

SPEAKER_07 6:08

Well, you should do is just put in your friend's phone number.

SPEAKER_03 6:11

I've done that before. I've done yours once.

SPEAKER_07 6:14

Wait, is that why I get unsolicited wiener dick and ball pictures all the time? Full shaft and half. You know it.

SPEAKER_03 6:20

What would you do if a woman went to your notes app and just started reading your notes? Um Let's read Grayson's last note in his notes app.

SPEAKER_07 6:28

Oh, it's my monologue for my acting class.

SPEAKER_03 6:32

It'll sound silly, but you were who I wanted to be when I grew up.

SPEAKER_07 6:37

Uh-oh, Sid's having a tough time reading.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

I know, I have dyslexia. Oh. Let's go to my last note. You know who follows me that I'm so proud of?

SPEAKER_07 6:45

Bum bum.

SPEAKER_03 6:46

Drew Barrymore on TikTok.

SPEAKER_07 6:47

Jeffrey Epstein?

SPEAKER_03 6:49

And then um, the girl, you know, from Camp Rock, you think you're hot, but I'm sorry, you're not exactly who you're gonna do.

SPEAKER_07 6:58

No, I don't know that one. I'm shadow banned on Instagram, by the way. Yeah. Like fully. Like if you try and as somebody who doesn't follow me, I know you do. It's weird that you didn't mention me as one of the people you're most proud of that follows you. If you try if you're a non-follower and you try and like searching me, it doesn't pop up unless you completely type up my name.

SPEAKER_03 7:17

I wanted to put it on. Can you take me to work with you?

SPEAKER_07 7:22

Um take your seduct. Ooh, I got an intern. I'm now a papa.

SPEAKER_03 7:27

That's not how that works.

SPEAKER_07 7:29

I did, but I did get an intern though.

SPEAKER_03 7:31

Is she cute?

SPEAKER_07 7:32

He is so far so good, like good at his job. He asks a lot of questions, which is fine, but like after a while. After a while, I'm like, alright, man. Just like put it in an email.

SPEAKER_02 7:48

Let's get into our hole of the week. Grayson, what's your rabbit hole of the week?

SPEAKER_07 7:53

My rabbit hole of the week, and you're gonna hate it. How strong is Percy Jackson?

SPEAKER_02 7:58

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 7:59

Like in comparison to other historical demigods, we're talking Achilles, we're talking Theseus.

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We're talking timer.

SPEAKER_07 8:07

Okay. How long are you gonna give me?

SPEAKER_03 8:08

You have 30 seconds.

SPEAKER_07 8:09

30 seconds? Okay. In comparison to Theseus, Achilles, Hercules. Percy Jackson, without a doubt, is the number one strongest demigod from the Percy Jackson universe. Stronger than Jason, stronger than Hot Take, stronger than Nico D'Angelo, stock stronger than Bianca, stronger than Hazel, Levesque. Um, Percy Jackson, I would argue, is number two of all time on the demigod list, only below Hercules, and the only reason why he's below Hercules is because of Hercules' feats. Even though Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson fought and almost defeated Kronos himself.

SPEAKER_03 8:44

Usually I have to edit like 10 minutes of Grayson talking about the that's what it reminds me of.

SPEAKER_07 8:51

Alright, anyways. Um your rabbit hole of the week.

SPEAKER_03 8:53

My rabbit hole of the week is Cassie and John, the Airbnb host.

SPEAKER_07 8:58

Oh, yeah, I saw this. I saw this.

SPEAKER_03 9:00

I'm obsessed with them. They're so ridiculous, and I am so in love with them, and they're perfect for each other. They're, if you haven't seen them, they're basically an Airbnb couple that um goes through each unit after they have a booking, and they basically complain about the the unit, and it is the most minute uh things that are wrong with the place. Like one, the ottoman will be moved two inches, and they have so many things to complain about. I think we've all we've probably all seen it at this point. There's one guy that's like their biggest hater that has stitched every single video they've ever posted and complained, and I'm yeah, I'm obsessed.

SPEAKER_07 9:41

What do you think Cassie and John would say about your room right now if it was one of their Airbnb spaces and they came home to it?

SPEAKER_03 9:47

Set the thing on fire. They they would be very disappointed. They are so passive aggressive. It's amaz like I'm just something about them, I just know that they hard.

SPEAKER_07 10:02

Oh. Yeah, but do you think they like I bet they don't make any eye contact at all? You think? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:09

It's very Christian. You're closer to that than I am.

SPEAKER_07 10:13

Oh are they Christian?

SPEAKER_03 10:15

The way that they grip each other at the beginning of the video. No, she's like, I wanna I wanna like reenact it with us. And then the cameras like up here, and it's like POV, like cum shot POV. I'll cut that out. Anyway, so that's my rabbit hole of the week. I can't wait to learn more about them against my will.

SPEAKER_07 10:35

Sid, what are you flirting with this week?

SPEAKER_03 10:38

What am I flirting with this week? This week I'm flirting with the comedy show that we're gonna put on tomorrow, sketch show. We're relaunching book club, so August 9th, we'll have our book club for Clara and the Sun. So, guys, read along with us actually.

SPEAKER_07 10:53

Um Yeah, guys, by the time you see this, it will be five days until Book Club. Read the whole thing.

SPEAKER_03 10:58

Yeah. Or else.

unknown 10:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:00

Um, I'm flirting with a lot of birthdays this week. There are actually like five birthdays I'm celebrating in the span of a week. So birthday city, went to birthday city. I knew everyone. Grayson, what are you flirting with this week? Do I know?

SPEAKER_07 11:12

Uh also flirting with book club. I have read the first 50 pages of Clara in the Sun. It's very interesting, intriguing. So far, I'm very curious as to where it's going. I think I have a feeling I know where it's going, or an implication based off of some of the text that I've read from the first fifty pages. Very intrigued, though.

SPEAKER_03 11:32

It's really easy to like get into.

SPEAKER_07 11:34

Yeah, it raises a lot of questions about humanism.

SPEAKER_03 11:38

And artificial intelligence.

SPEAKER_07 11:39

In an application to humanoid artificial intelligi. Very intrigued. No, like I'm very intrigued to see where this book is going, because I'm now about to start on part two, and well, let's just say things are heating up. Oh, so you can do that, but I can't buy that?

SPEAKER_03 11:59

I was just saying, I'm laughing because I'm scared you're morphing into me.

SPEAKER_07 12:02

Is that what's happen?

SPEAKER_03 12:04

You're suddenly your nipples out of your shirt.

SPEAKER_07 12:06

Like cut to the nipple outside of my shirt? No. Join us for the Patreon. I would lift my shirt up, but.

SPEAKER_03 12:13

No one wants to see that. Grayson, right now, you can't if you're not watching this um on YouTube, he's dressed like a middle schooler. He's a car on his t-shirt and he's wearing Nike shorts.

SPEAKER_07 12:25

If you're not on the YouTube watching this, Sid's dressed like a slut. Sorry. She's dressed like Shaggy Rogers if he were a whore.

SPEAKER_03 12:35

That's kind of something I realized that I've been into, is that I've been dressing like each of the what I'm flirting with is dressing like um the screen. Cartoon characters? Yeah, no, literally. Like if you have you been noticing I've been doing like like I did like a Velma outfit of like the orange and browns, and then I did like a Daphne purple end. Yeah, and I'm dressed like Shaggy.

SPEAKER_07 12:53

Well, you were dressed like Shaggy two weeks ago, too.

SPEAKER_03 12:55

Shaggy chic. But this on the podcast?

SPEAKER_07 12:57

Yeah. I'm not even joking. Like dead ass.

SPEAKER_03 13:03

You're wearing this stupid ass car shirt, so that'll be helpful.

SPEAKER_07 13:08

What else am I flirting with? I'm flirting with.

SPEAKER_03 13:12

Wait, then I like literally didn't even have anything else to talk about.

SPEAKER_07 13:14

Um, I'm flirting with uh getting my life together uh in the sense that I've had I've been putting off a lot of things, a lot of things that I want to do to get like my dreams started on. Oh, I can talk about this too. I went to the Time 100 Creators event. That was really cool. I'm I met a lot of really cool people that I've been following for years in person. Shout out to Martin of Slushy Noobs. We had a five-minute conversation about diarrhea. He probably doesn't remember my name or know I exist, but that's okay. I felt very comforted in that moment. I met Grace Reeder from the Hunger Games spoof. She's hilarious. It was so cool to talk to her. Um, Max, I've been what we've we've known each other for since moving to New York, I think. Um and I did I was part of one of his short films. I just played an extra in it. Um, but it was really cool to talk to him. I uh I took a beta blocker before I went.

SPEAKER_03 14:03

Oh, where'd you get those?

SPEAKER_07 14:05

I have got a friend who has them, and I was like, hey, can I have some? And she said yes. So I got some.

SPEAKER_03 14:09

Can I get one of those?

SPEAKER_07 14:10

Yeah, I got extras.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

What's it even do? What's a beta blocker even do?

SPEAKER_07 14:15

I'm so Sid, I'm so glad you asked. I guess I am, yeah. Uh so before the event, probably about 15 minutes prior on the Uber over, I I just swallowed it. It made me incredibly non-anxious and very calm.

SPEAKER_03 14:29

Yeah, I think maybe that's like for you.

SPEAKER_07 14:31

Yeah, so when I got to the event, instead of being like, oh my god, I'm so overwhelmed, who am I gonna talk to? I just was completely like, I'm hanging out. Hey, it's nice to meet you guys. Like Max, even when um Martin got there, he was like, Oh my god, I've I've I've been following Martin for so long. I'm such a huge fan. And I'm just like, yeah, I'm a huge fan of uh of Martin, and I'm also a huge fan of Grace. I was standing right next to her, and I was like, Yeah, but I'm trying to be like very calm. And he was he just laughed. He was just like, Yeah, man, you're being very calm. I was just like, Oh, cool, thanks. But uh yeah, shout out to shout out to O'Neal, shout out to Gabe, shout out to uh Carson, um shout out to Jess, all these people I was chatting. Oh, shout out to Katie.

SPEAKER_03 15:10

I like you not giving them like last names. Like it could be shout out to anyone named Katie, anyone named Carson, anyone named Jess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 15:18

Shout out to all you guys.

SPEAKER_03 15:19

Anyone named Grace, anyone named Max.

SPEAKER_07 15:21

Yeah, well, to be honest, I I either A don't know their last name or B don't know how to pronounce it and don't want to say it wrong. That's so fair.

SPEAKER_03 15:28

You had some something for us you wanted to do?

SPEAKER_07 15:30

Oh yeah, so Sid, I have a character. Um, are you intrigued? Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. My name is Rosetta M. Bussy Cop, and you are Davis, a six-year-old student, and I am your cafeteria lunch lady.

SPEAKER_03 15:48

Okay, is this like a is this like a fantasy for you?

SPEAKER_07 15:52

No, it's just a fun little thing.

SPEAKER_03 15:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 15:57

Gosh.

SPEAKER_07 15:58

Next.

SPEAKER_03 15:58

Macaroni Slop again.

SPEAKER_07 16:01

Are you Davis, the six-year-old child that I'm feeding?

SPEAKER_03 16:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 16:04

Okay. Wait, start over.

SPEAKER_03 16:07

What do you want me to say? Because clearly you have a vision.

SPEAKER_07 16:10

No, that's okay, that's okay. Okay. And action. Hey Davis, next up.

SPEAKER_03 16:20

Macaroni slop again.

SPEAKER_07 16:21

Yeah, I'm sorry. I just I don't know if I can keep doing this.

SPEAKER_03 16:27

Can I get some carrots too?

SPEAKER_07 16:30

Davis, for you, uh you're one of the nicer boys. I'll give you you want double carrots? Please. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:38

I'm trying to shake these glasses. Oh, Davis, that's okay.

SPEAKER_07 16:41

Eat enough carrots. I think they look pretty good on you, kiddo.

SPEAKER_04 16:44

You think so? Mrs. Rosetta Stone.

SPEAKER_07 16:47

Yeah. Well, it's just Rosetta, but but thank you.

SPEAKER_04 16:51

Thanks, Miss Rosetta.

SPEAKER_07 16:52

Davis? Yeah. Can I admit to you something?

SPEAKER_04 16:55

Of course, Miss Rosetta.

SPEAKER_07 16:58

I've been at this job for twenty-two years.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

And we and we love you here.

SPEAKER_07 17:04

Davis, you've always been one of the kind ones. Unfortunately, I wish the school felt the same way. Twenty-two years and not a single raise.

SPEAKER_01 17:14

Well, what's a raise?

SPEAKER_07 17:18

Davis, it's something that's something that people deserve after 22 years. Davis, I'll be honest, I'm not making a lot of money. And I'm just ready to I'm just ready to give it all up.

SPEAKER_04 17:38

Can I also get a chocolate? Sorry.

SPEAKER_07 17:40

Of course. Davis is a good idea. You're one of the kids I like, so I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't eat the macaroni and cheese today. Trust me.

SPEAKER_00 17:59

I miss Rosetta. Macaroni and cheese slop is my favorite.

SPEAKER_07 18:02

I know. But that's the thing. It's everybody's favorite and everybody's gonna eat it. Davis, I need you to prom look me in the eyes, Davis. Promise me that you're not gonna eat that macaroni and cheese.

SPEAKER_00 18:16

Rosetta, why are you crying?

SPEAKER_07 18:20

Twenty-two years, no race.

SPEAKER_00 18:25

Miss Rosetta, what's in the macaroni slop? Justice.

SPEAKER_07 18:33

And scene. So that was Rosetta M. Bussy Cop poisoning an entire school full of children.

SPEAKER_03 18:40

That's so good.

SPEAKER_07 18:41

But she saves Davis. Her favorite.

SPEAKER_03 18:44

Sweet. The kids behind me eavesdropping because they're not.

SPEAKER_07 18:47

They're like, wait, did she say she's poisoning the mac and cheese?

SPEAKER_03 18:50

She's like not good at it. Wow.

SPEAKER_07 18:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:54

Did you have a school lunch lady that you liked?

SPEAKER_07 18:57

Um, I yes, but I don't remember her name. I had a um yard duty attendant named Mary Ellen Naples, and she was the most evil person I've ever met my entire life.

SPEAKER_03 19:08

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 19:09

Cannot imagine she's still alive. She had to be like back when I was like six or seven, she had to be like upper nineties. She was I'm not joking, she was unearthly.

SPEAKER_03 19:19

She was she was like Well, she's probably like 120 now.

SPEAKER_07 19:23

Yeah, well she yeah. Well then Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:27

I had um uh an evil teacher. Really? Yeah, we'll call her Miss K for now. Um my mom had her, and so did I. What? And she was our fifth grade teacher, and she was horrible. She uh like hurt kids in class. It was Catholic school, so I feel like anything goes, but um she literally I watched her, she caught somebody reading, and she took the book and threw it at a kid's head. Wow. Like she was actually like Miss Trunchbull vibes. And I remember she this I have proof of this because there's kids in my class that still to this day, but I may have told you, but I was singing for the fifth grade Christmas show and I was hopping a little. Did I tell you about this?

SPEAKER_08 20:09

No.

SPEAKER_03 20:10

And she came over and put her hands around my throat and said, You're not gonna ruin it. And started shaking and said, You're not gonna ruin this for me. And ironically, now that's the only way I can come.

SPEAKER_07 20:21

Cut to what?

SPEAKER_03 20:25

Um Me realizing that I'm secretly into it.

SPEAKER_07 20:30

No, I was gonna say, cut to modern day, you're making love to somebody. Like, how do you want to act like that? Yeah, I don't know. That's what I was doing.

SPEAKER_03 20:39

I know our cut to's last week were really, we're really they were on top.

SPEAKER_07 20:43

But this week, cut to us being on top. Wow. I gotta tell you this.

SPEAKER_03 20:47

Cut to us last week being on top. Feels good up here. Guys, coach is right. I love that video so much. Do you like my edits in it of the basketball? The random, like dramatic shit.

SPEAKER_07 21:00

And the entire time after after we did the scene, you were like, uh, something about basketball. And I was like, the entire time football bed. That's all it was. What'd you call me? Uh Miss K Trunch Bowl.

SPEAKER_03 21:12

The ADHD on this podcast is unmatched.

SPEAKER_07 21:14

You think so?

unknown 21:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:16

I think so.

unknown 21:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:19

Well, of course you think so, because you don't understand anything about ADHD. Cut to two little goblin podcasters podcasting about goblin hood.

SPEAKER_05 21:26

Man, I gotta be honest with you.

SPEAKER_01 21:29

What?

SPEAKER_05 21:30

I just love robbing people in the mineshafts.

SPEAKER_01 21:33

Hmm. Me too. Look at these jewels I just got.

SPEAKER_05 21:37

Wow, where'd you get those?

SPEAKER_01 21:38

In the mineshaft, obviously.

SPEAKER_05 21:40

Well, yeah, no joke, but like what part of the mineshaft?

SPEAKER_01 21:45

Why? So you can go there and you can take my special spot?

SPEAKER_05 21:49

Precisely. I need money too, man. Being a goblin is not frickin' cheap.

SPEAKER_01 21:55

Well, it it kind of is, if you really think about it, because we wear the same outfit. Every single day and we eat well live we and we eat dirt.

SPEAKER_05 22:06

We eat dirt and we eat liver, which I think is what you're trying to say. But here's the thing. I wanna go from rags to riches.

SPEAKER_01 22:14

Yeah, I'm tired of I'm tired of this one gob I'm tired of this uh this one centaur town.

SPEAKER_05 22:19

One centaur town? Are you talking about Bucky, the one centaur mayor that we have to work under?

SPEAKER_01 22:25

Yeah, I'm tired of physically working underneath him. He makes me milk his others.

SPEAKER_05 22:29

Well, that's interesting. I don't think centaurs have hunters. They do have a big fat juicy ball sack though.

SPEAKER_01 22:35

Isn't that what he's been making me do?

SPEAKER_05 22:36

Oh gosh, are you milking our centaur boss?

SPEAKER_01 22:40

Oh god, not again.

SPEAKER_07 22:45

So if you made it this far in the podcast, we're so sorry.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

And if you're like as it's happening, I'm like, bro, like this is someone's son. This is someone's daughter.

SPEAKER_07 22:58

Would you rather be goblin son or evil lunch lady daughter?

SPEAKER_03 23:02

Goblin son or evil lunch lady daughter. Yeah. Probably evil lunch lady daughter.

SPEAKER_07 23:06

I was gonna say goblin son.

SPEAKER_03 23:08

If you start seeing somebody new, do you stalk their exes?

SPEAKER_07 23:12

Um, I try not to. When I dated my last girlfriend, this was several years ago. I found out she had famous exes, and I was it literally, I'm not joking, it made me sick to my stomach.

SPEAKER_03 23:26

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_07 23:27

It was the first time I've ever. You had a bellache. Yeah, I had a real tummy ache thinking about my sweet baby girl, baby gorgeous, frickin' s chatting it up with somebody that had literally been on like covers of video games. I was like, dude, this is I wanna die.

SPEAKER_03 23:44

GTA 6.

SPEAKER_07 23:45

Not quite.

SPEAKER_03 23:46

Yeah, I like to look at everything.

SPEAKER_07 23:48

Yeah, but it's you you have like this weird disorder. Have you ever seen the the show You? You have this weird kind of like serial killer-esque vibe where you're like, I can find out information.

SPEAKER_03 23:59

I have to know everything and it's a trauma response. Because when I was growing up, a lot of things were hidden from me. So I feel like I have to try to fill in the gaps. I'm working on it though.

SPEAKER_07 24:08

What's your definition of a trauma response?

SPEAKER_03 24:09

For me, I think real talk for a second. Real talk! I think because I had a lot of addiction in my family and a lot of it was like lies, I always had to find things out, and I always did find things out. Like if I opened up my like mom's computer or something, there was um, you know, like really sketchy emails on there, or I would find like open a drawer and find, you know, drugs or something. So there would always be ways that I was uncovering these things. So I feel like now as an adult I find myself doing it um in a virtual way, and it's not good. So I'm actually I'm getting better, but some at first I just kind of like to know. Don't we all Yeah?

SPEAKER_07 24:48

It's better to know than to not know, but I disagree. I think there is a little bit of I think there's a bit of a little bit of bliss in the unknown.

SPEAKER_03 24:55

Absolutely. I need to work on that.

SPEAKER_07 24:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:57

So anyway, what do you guys do? Do you look?

SPEAKER_07 25:02

Do you look, but you don't touch?

SPEAKER_03 25:05

I do both.

SPEAKER_07 25:06

She looks and touches.

SPEAKER_03 25:08

I have actually had so many of my exes exes reach out to me, like women, and be and just like to talk to me. One time I had to literally pep talk my one ex's ex because she was like kind of stalking him, and I literally was on the phone with her coaching her through it. Not how to stalk him, how to how to get out of that mindset.

SPEAKER_07 25:29

Interesting.

SPEAKER_03 25:29

So that might that's a crazy control problem on my end, huh?

SPEAKER_07 25:33

That you enjoy when your ex issue.

SPEAKER_03 25:35

No, I don't enjoy that. I just more was like, why was I even humoring that? I feel like a normal person would be like, eh. But I'm like, let me help out.

SPEAKER_07 25:42

Yeah. Well, it's your incessant need to help everybody through everything and every little thing that they have going on.

SPEAKER_03 25:47

Enneagram2. Shout out to my Enneagram2s.

SPEAKER_07 25:51

I don't know. The helpers.

SPEAKER_03 25:52

You even taken the test?

SPEAKER_07 25:54

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_03 25:54

I sent it to you. I'll send it to you again. I feel like I you're probably a warranty.

SPEAKER_07 25:59

What is oh mammogram. Mammogram. Get tested, ladies. You never know.

SPEAKER_03 26:05

I'm actually scared because I think I found a lump, but I can't tell because my boobs are so small that it's all just lump. I feel like it's just lymph nodes.

SPEAKER_07 26:12

I will say this. I had a friend have uh uh testicular cancer and he had to have one of his testicles removed, and I'm does he still have it? Yes, actually he does. The ball? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:25

Shut up.

SPEAKER_07 26:25

It's like wisdom teeth, you know, when you get them taken out and the doctor's like, oh, you get to take them home.

SPEAKER_03 26:34

I knew God.

SPEAKER_07 26:35

Cut through the ball fairy finding a testicle with cancer on it under somebody's pillow.

unknown 26:44

Flap of the wings.

SPEAKER_07 26:46

Ooh. Let me, what do we have here? Oh, interesting. What is this on the side? Oh lucky boy, he got it removed. Oh, look good for me. These these trade well on the black market.

SPEAKER_03 27:03

Oh, good morning. Oh, oh my gosh! The magical ball fairy was here! And she left me a coin.

unknown 27:13

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 27:15

I might just remove my other ball just to get to get another one of these cool magic unique coins from the magic ball fairy. Oh, and it looks like she left me another gift too. A uh 20% off discount to get a mammogram at my local at my local urgent care.

SPEAKER_07 27:36

Did that feel good? Was that a good scene, do you think? Or we're gonna have to cut this.

unknown 27:42

Dude.

SPEAKER_07 27:43

It's Sid's first time swallowing. Oh. It's Sid's first time breathing today.

SPEAKER_01 27:49

She goes, I can't.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

Okay, guys, thank you so much.

SPEAKER_07 27:54

Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_03 27:56

Do you think that last bit wasn't sensitive?

SPEAKER_07 27:58

I don't think so. What? We can't or we can't joke about cancer anymore? Something that has drastically affected so many people. If you and this is a bit by a comedian out there. If you've been unaffected by cancer at this point in your life, consider yourself lucky. It happens to literally so many people.

SPEAKER_02 28:16

Microplastics.

SPEAKER_07 28:18

Microplastics. Do you think you would receive less money if you have microplastics in your balls and the ball fairy comes and takes it? Yes. So, okay.

SPEAKER_03 28:27

No, more, more. You get more money. It's like, good job. Good job for For not eating like tuberware and stuff. But if you don't have a couple of things, you know we all have a credit card sized plastic credit card in our brain from microplastics.

SPEAKER_07 28:44

Okay. The the lack of ability to say that makes me feel like it's not completely true, but I think I get what you're trying to say. You know what helps get rid of microplastics in your body? What? Kimchi.

SPEAKER_03 28:57

Really?

SPEAKER_07 28:58

Kimchi vegetables. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 29:00

Okay. Well, that's really good to know.

SPEAKER_07 29:02

That was is I'm and that's not a joke, that's a scientific study. It absorbs, it has something to do with absorbing the microplastics once it's inside your body.

SPEAKER_03 29:08

Oh, I need to I need to eat a lot of that though.

SPEAKER_07 29:10

Yeah, so eat kimchi.

SPEAKER_03 29:12

You hear that, folks? Kimchi will suck the microplastics out of your balls.

SPEAKER_07 29:16

If you loved one. If you are able to make it through this podcast, you're gonna there's gonna be highs and lows, right? It's like high school football. High school low high school football where there's highs and lows. And yeah, you're gonna have to sit through a piss poor goblin scene. But the good news is you're going to find out more about how to get rid of the microplastics in your body. So thank you so much for watching Are We Flirting. I'm your host, Grayson.

SPEAKER_04 29:43

I'm your host, Sid.

SPEAKER_07 29:44

And you're watching Are We Flirting.

SPEAKER_04 29:46

Thanks, guys. Can you order me a panini now?

SPEAKER_07 29:49

No.