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Would you protect your spouse in a foreign country

Tone, Bam, Cj, Angel, Will Season 1 Episode 4

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Well, let's be real this episode went from funny to dramatic to funny again. We touch on trans relationships to protecting your spouse. If you are easily trigger listen to it anyway lol.  Really, we are here for fun and real conversation listen at your own risk.................

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SPEAKER_01

Welcome to the Supped Up Podcast on the podcast where we sip.

SPEAKER_06

And slip into your bitch, pussy. This nigga feel it.

SPEAKER_04

He a little down. Right now? Yeah, you a little down, bro.

SPEAKER_00

Right now?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Yeah. You're a little down, bro. My night's been a little different. I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_08

No, don't chill today, bitch. Dickhead. Don't chill today, dickhead.

SPEAKER_01

Damn me a dickhead.

SPEAKER_08

That's what he called me the dickie. You know how many times he called me a dickhead yesterday?

SPEAKER_01

I did. Yes. Must have done some dickhead shit. I only say dickhead when you be doing when people do dickhead shit. I honestly don't remember him calling you no dickhead.

SPEAKER_08

No, he called me a dickhead like five, six times yesterday. Damn.

SPEAKER_01

I did. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Well, happy birthday, bro. Even though it was yesterday. Yeah, I mean, nigga made it to another year. That's what's up.

SPEAKER_06

Happy birthday, Mariah, too. Shout out to our. Yeah, happy birthday, Mariah. Thank you.

SPEAKER_04

I forgot. Wait, what's y'all sign? Pisces. Pisces? They, yes. Oh, you right on the edge? Mm-hmm. You right on the edge. So you a Pisces.

SPEAKER_06

I'm the edge. March 20th.

SPEAKER_04

Oh. So what are you? 22nd. No. Ares. Aries and you a Pisces. Pisces. You on the edge, though, right? Mm-hmm. Do y'all believe in? Oh yeah. Take a sip. Sip up podcast, start this bitch off, right?

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Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, Negroes. Bunch of niggers. Can we say that?

SPEAKER_04

Oh, my man. I mean, we can say whatever the fuck we want to say. Niggers? Not nigga, but niggers. Niggers is wild.

SPEAKER_06

That's why I'm waiting way there.

SPEAKER_04

But we are black, so we can't, we are allowed to say that shit. But that is a little wild though.

SPEAKER_06

You fucking niggers.

SPEAKER_04

What's up, my nigga? She is from the south. Nah, we ain't doing that. And she is from the south. Remember that. Deep South. From the bottom of the map.

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So now I I believe in that's introduced. Yeah, I was about, huh? Yeah, that's fine.

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Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah, it's your boy Tom.

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Dizzle. CJ and his bitch.

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This slim back.

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Let me go. A special guest. Re-encurring goat goes. Yeah, it is a re-incurring guest. You ain't a special guest. You're a re-encurring guest.

SPEAKER_06

It's Mariah. It's Mariah.

SPEAKER_04

You want to throw your suspicions out there?

SPEAKER_08

No.

SPEAKER_04

Oh. You don't want no followers?

SPEAKER_08

She said that last time.

SPEAKER_04

She's crazy.

SPEAKER_08

She said that last time. She don't want nobody. None of them niggas talking herself.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, Bam was saying it. Like she does kind of believe in it a little bit.

SPEAKER_06

I don't think the followers heard what was your question.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, well, because I never really stated it. Exactly. Um, do y'all really believe in the horoscopes and you know the comparisons with your birthday and attitudes and personality and all that?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. It's like 50-50 with me. Cuz say, for instance, cancers. Nah, most cancers I know are fucking emotional as bitch. Car babies, shit like that. Male and female? I don't think I know too many male cancers. For the females. I mean, they out there.

SPEAKER_06

Virgos is bitches. Virgos is best. Male and female. It's the best sign. I don't. I'm a Virgo. My kids are Virgo Virgos, both of them.

SPEAKER_04

I don't think you would. I particularly don't uh agree with uh horoscopes. Any at all? Not necessarily, no. What did you? I'm a Taurus.

SPEAKER_08

And he acts just like one.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

My best fan is tourists. I don't know, cuz y'all, y'all, y'all share similar traits.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, like I I'm like 50-50 too though. Like. Yeah, but at the same time, you as you.

SPEAKER_06

But it's a type shit. That's where the 50-50 come in that like we we read these things to make us believe, like, oh, this is how a Aquarius act, a Gemini act. Like, motherfuckers be like, though. I mean, but you know, horoscopes is like uh if you believe in like uh what is them people called that be reading the future and shit, that's where horoscopes come from. Yeah. So if you believe in psychics, you gotta believe in that shit. I do anyway.

SPEAKER_04

I do psychics? Yeah. I'm from the top. The way they do it though, they ask you a bunch of fucking questions.

SPEAKER_06

They put pins and people and shit. Nigga voodoo.

SPEAKER_04

You don't know nothing about no damn voodoo.

SPEAKER_01

Boy. You better watch out for she voodoo your ass. I like it. What the fuck is that gonna do?

SPEAKER_06

You're gonna be at home, that dick gonna curve. Hold on, nigga.

SPEAKER_04

You don't take a shower, that motherfucker falls off. Like, what the fuck? And she was like, Yeah, I gave that nigga a strap on. He better be careful. Nigga, that'd hurt.

SPEAKER_06

He said he's killing himself if he ain't got no dick. Me too. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

That's me. That shit over. Me and my nigga, we spent a lot of time together.

SPEAKER_01

And it ain't gonna stop. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I'm coming right behind you, brothers. Man, I'll be feeling fucked up if I was taking a shower and then I like wipe myself down there and it fall off. No homo.

SPEAKER_06

What size drawers you wear? No homo. What size draw? What size drawers you wear? What is that? Extra. Extra, extra large. Oh, so you wear a 2X? Yeah. It's big. Why do you wear 2X? It's comfortable. I want no small ass drawers.

SPEAKER_01

Bro, this bitch.

SPEAKER_06

Why are you?

SPEAKER_01

Bro, let me tell you.

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No, no, no, no, no. I'm an extra large. No hesitation. Like, I that's my size type shit, right? Like, I know my size. Can't no other nigga tell me my size. You feel me?

SPEAKER_01

I seen your ass crack before.

SPEAKER_06

He's an ex- I seen yours too.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_06

Nigga, when you get out the car, you gotta do this, nigga.

SPEAKER_01

What you mean?

SPEAKER_06

He said he an extra large too, right? So I'm like, what'd you get an extra large for? It's a lot of dick down there. Like you know what?

SPEAKER_01

No, this bitch, for first off, bro, she the one who said this shit first. I only said that bitch.

SPEAKER_06

I said you ain't got enough dick for an extra large. I didn't say that. You're a large cuz.

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So when the motherfucker asked me the second time, you know what I mean? It's down.

SPEAKER_06

I'm an extra large. I know all my shit is extra large. I got you know what I mean. I'm a medium.

SPEAKER_04

Sometimes a small there's no way I can fit in a medium, small, or large. Neither. At all.

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If I fit in a large, I swear to God, that shit gonna be.

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The large gonna be cucking like walls. I don't got time for that shit.

SPEAKER_08

I like I like to wear smalls because it makes like when it makes my my ass firm.

SPEAKER_06

And she not no bitch. That's a bitch ass nigga right there. Literally. That's a bitch ass nigga right there. I like my shit to be cuffed, not loof when she walks. That is so tall to smack it when she walks past.

SPEAKER_08

I thought about it when I wear like medium.

SPEAKER_10

No, your shit was jiggling like that crowd.

SPEAKER_06

That was a medium. Medium I had on.

SPEAKER_10

That motherfucker was jiggling.

SPEAKER_06

When I got on small and you got a soft little booty.

SPEAKER_01

This is still we're talking to right now.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

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They know that. It's a woman.

SPEAKER_08

Thank you.

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At the end of the day.

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At the end of the day.

SPEAKER_04

This motherfucker. I like women pussy. She's a girl that likes girls. That attract me.

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Pause.

SPEAKER_04

No, not y'all.

SPEAKER_06

Pause, bro. Pause. Pause, bro. I was singing a booty song. I got a question for y'all.

SPEAKER_08

No. The answer no. Fuck.

SPEAKER_06

Answer Corey. Let me take it. Answer CJ. He didn't answer the fucking question. It don't matter. I want to know the question. I do too. I do too. I love you. You fucking know stud.

SPEAKER_04

I wasn't asking y'all that.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04

So y'all, y'all gotta let me ask the question. Alright, go ahead. I mean, it do pertain to that, though. But my question is, in y'all community, have y'all ever seen stud on stud? Yes. You a fuck a fam? What's the point of that?

SPEAKER_01

Like a tomboy femme.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You would? That's basically just a stud. No, it's not. What are you? Me. What are you? Me. You'll fuck her?

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No.

SPEAKER_01

Because you're not a stud.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not letting nobody fuck me. That's that let's start there. Oh, you letting the motherfucker. I'm not letting no. I got fucked for two minutes before, and that was it. No, you got some juicy ass, man.

SPEAKER_04

I got a picture of the motherfuckers bouncing back, bro. Oh God. I told you he started. Y'all started. He knows. I wouldn't know nothing. I won't know that shit. He started. But no, I but what's the point of stud on stud? What's the point? Do y'all both have y'all sharp on?

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I don't, I never, I don't know. Like he acting me like how fucking no. I don't think y'all.

SPEAKER_04

Y'all know what he's on. Right.

SPEAKER_07

Like he like.

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Maybe that's okay.

SPEAKER_01

So like how do they choose whoever got the bigger shot?

SPEAKER_06

I don't think. I think I just feel like that that that might be a reason why a stud uh fuck another stud is not about it. It could be about appearance. Like, okay, I know I don't want to fuck a nigga, so I'm gonna let a bitch that look like me fuck me. So in a way, it's like, are you still okay? So y'all feel like women that date studs or fuck studs still won't dick. In some cases, I really don't feel like that's the truth. Now, being with a woman is more emotions, meaning like I know how to treat you. I know what you want when you want it. A nigga don't always know that. So I'ma come in and take your space, your spot with a bigger dick. That's it.

SPEAKER_01

It ain't got nothing to do with the dick though. It didn't do. No, it don't.

SPEAKER_06

It don't, it don't, it don't. Let's ask Mariah.

SPEAKER_04

Does does that matter?

SPEAKER_06

No.

SPEAKER_04

It's the emotions. It's the emotions.

SPEAKER_06

That's what I was trying to explain yesterday with the question, but I didn't know how to explain it. You got contacts in your eyes? No. Them yours? Yeah. She be looking at you while she's eating it.

SPEAKER_05

Just open the sun.

SPEAKER_04

She was acting like she don't eat her pussy yesterday. Yo, yo, you uncle J.

SPEAKER_05

Oh.

SPEAKER_07

I did not say that.

SPEAKER_04

That's how you acting like that.

SPEAKER_01

Y'all tried butt stuff yet?

SPEAKER_08

What? What?

SPEAKER_01

Y'all tried butt stuff yet?

SPEAKER_08

We don't, I don't play with booty. I don't do no ass. Don't touch my ass.

SPEAKER_01

All right. You see the way she looks? I don't. I think she lying.

SPEAKER_08

About what?

SPEAKER_01

The butt stuff, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

What the fuck is a butt stuff? You ate her butt. Ate her butt. Have you ever fucked her in the buttons?

SPEAKER_06

You put your finger in your butt? Oh no. Have y'all fucked somebody in their butt? No, no. What it do though? I haven't. What's what shit won't be like yours though?

SPEAKER_04

But I don't think I don't think I'm into it. I tried butt shit. And that shit. I mean you don't know what I'm not.

SPEAKER_06

Listen, I eat ass. Don't get me wrong. I put my finger in there, I play with it, I eat it, I do what I gotta do. But far as I think that's too far. Like I'm like, I'm uh, it's levels to this gay shit. A lot of levels. Don't touch, never mind.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, okay, so I think I honestly think some of the people I don't give a fuck. Right. I think some of the people in y'all community are just fucked up in the head, right? And the reason why I say that is because I seen a gay dude. Okay, he was I don't know if the nigga was gay, but he dressed up like a female. He said he's a feminine man fucking with a uh masculine woman.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm.

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And I'm like, what the what the fuck is the point of that?

SPEAKER_06

Okay, so like And then they say they're gay. That's you're not gay. I follow this couple on TikTok. They're both transgender. One was actually born a man, one was actually born a girl, and they both trans into the opposite sex, right? So me per I'm confused, and I'm in the community, but it's like so the girl has the dick, right? So the one that no, no, I'm saying I'm trying to make y'all have a picture.

SPEAKER_01

You said both both genders swapped and just still together.

SPEAKER_06

Like the boyfriend fucking each other. So does that really make you gay?

SPEAKER_03

No, no, it's stupid. It gotta be gay. And a pussy. He's fucking a pussy. She, she I am not doing that. Exactly. I am not doing that. Not doing that.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, it's it's technically in my in my like I say, in my head, it's not gay.

SPEAKER_01

It's gay because if I go fuck with a trans, that's gay.

SPEAKER_08

It's not the same.

SPEAKER_06

You're not listening.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, that's just like, okay, so if you fuck with a trans man, you gay? Is she a woman now? Or he a woman now?

SPEAKER_06

That's the opposite. You're gay regardless.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not gay. I'm just saying in this scenario, the nigga is gay.

SPEAKER_06

If you found out that you talked to a girl that was fucked, because I the way when I say it's some bad ass niggas out here that's pretty than a lot of bitches that's not like it's some niggas out here that really look like bad bitches. Ass fat, titties right, and they face don't look strong, they make up be nice. I'ma kill him. I'm saying, if you thought out that they rape the jail.

SPEAKER_04

That's right. That's that right. I think that's right. You fucked her. I think that's right.

SPEAKER_06

You fucked her. Listen, listen. Listen to him. I think that's right.

SPEAKER_04

Hold on. Corey, stop. I'm with him. I think that's right because you should have told me.

SPEAKER_06

That's not right. Yes, it is. Listen.

SPEAKER_04

Would you listen? Would you listen? Would you listen?

SPEAKER_06

You're using the wrong word.

SPEAKER_04

But you gotta let us let us cook. Okay. You gotta let us cook. Go ahead. But you can you gotta go.

SPEAKER_06

You gotta change the word in though.

SPEAKER_04

I'm not changing the word. Rape? Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_01

What's the definition of rape? Sex without consent. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04

Exactly. You're fucking her. No, I consent it to a woman, not a nigga. Exactly. So if you don't, you gotta let me know that you're a fucking man ahead of time. Because then I bitch, I wouldn't fuck with you.

SPEAKER_01

But hold on. What are you talking about? In the same scenario, right? Let's just say it's Halloween. Nope. No, it's Halloween. I got this bitch in the room. I fuck her. I leave out the room. My nigga put my costume on, and he go fuck her too. Is that right? That's right. Cool. That's the same shit. No. You dressed up. Yes, it is. But you feel me. I didn't agree to fuck him. I fucked her, not him. You did in the way.

SPEAKER_06

Oh brother.

SPEAKER_01

No. No, brother.

SPEAKER_06

You don't think you don't think that's the clip? You go out to a club and you see a bitch. That's that's y'all. Y'all know how y'all do. You see a bitch, you take her home. You telling me I gotta tell you I'm a nigga. Yes. You came home to me, bitch.

SPEAKER_04

You don't know. What you mean? You still got you still gotta say that. You still gotta say that. You still gotta say that.

SPEAKER_06

You brought your house.

SPEAKER_04

No, you still gotta say that.

SPEAKER_06

So if a nigga suck your dick, does that make you gay?

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_06

All the way.

SPEAKER_03

All the way. How do we get here, nigga? Yes, that's gay.

SPEAKER_07

He sucked your dick. That's gay, nigga. No, that's you just getting your dick sucked. Suck my dick. Oh, I'm gay.

SPEAKER_04

No, nigga, you gay. Oh god, you gay. But no, that the shit to me is weird. It's not awkward. That's definitely fucking rape, though. I get y'all point. I don't consent into my my I'm thinking you a woman. And then you like fuck me in the ass. That's all I want. What, bitch? I don't like ass.

SPEAKER_09

Got you.

SPEAKER_03

She's talking about she talking about that's all I got for you.

SPEAKER_04

Got you. Dick drunk.

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Right.

SPEAKER_04

Rape all day. All right. Do y'all think AI is going too far?

SPEAKER_06

Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Because if my if you do. Yes.

SPEAKER_06

Because I swear God, the next time I get caught cheating, that's AI.

SPEAKER_04

Stupid. I'm making sure he is. Y'all heard me.

SPEAKER_05

Y'all heard me, goddamn it.

SPEAKER_04

I definitely think he's going too far because like you don't even know what's real no more. You have to straight up analyze the video before. Oh, like, oh yeah, that shit fakes out.

SPEAKER_01

That shit getting good too. Like at first it was like the hands, if you fucked the hands, not fucked up no more. Yeah. Now you gotta watch the eyes and see if it's twitching or not moving at all.

SPEAKER_06

You really can't tell. Some some videos is really like edited to where it's like.

SPEAKER_01

This can't be real.

SPEAKER_06

I could make a video of y'all too right, motherfucking now doing some shit that I know y'all can do. You're taking it way too fucking far.

SPEAKER_04

I swear that is I will sue you.

SPEAKER_02

That's great.

SPEAKER_04

I'll sue you with defamation of character. God damn it. I don't give a fuck if I don't get no money. I'm I'm taking that shit all the way.

SPEAKER_08

All the way. All the way. He's stupid.

SPEAKER_04

God damn it.

SPEAKER_08

Whatever. That's why you sweat and you keep saying. I'm taking all your shit.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, just spin that code out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

That motherfucker say, that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

She over here for me.

SPEAKER_04

Why do you think AI going too far?

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06

It is. Because I can't tell what's real or not. That bunny video, that got me right there. It was like 10, 11 bunnies on the damn trampoline.

SPEAKER_04

You said that bunny video. I've never even seen that.

SPEAKER_06

No, I've been seeing big ass animals. Oh, it was just like trampoline. A girl too. It was she AI, but she looked like she was half white, half black.

SPEAKER_04

Now what if what? What if they take that shit to the to the to the extreme to where they got a leader of a country declaring war or some shit like that? And another country react to that before they even get to the point of like, oh, this is fake. Now you in a war for no reason.

SPEAKER_06

Nigga.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we are in a war.

SPEAKER_06

I was gonna say they told Trump to say sorry. That nigga said, fuck y'all.

SPEAKER_04

You say who told who?

SPEAKER_06

Somebody told Trump before they bombed. Where did they just fucking bomb?

SPEAKER_04

Iran.

SPEAKER_06

Yes. Iran told Trump to say sorry and they won't do it. Trump said fuck them.

SPEAKER_04

That's a dumb war though.

SPEAKER_06

It don't matter.

SPEAKER_04

And first of all, Trump got bamboozled pretty much to get into that war by Israel.

SPEAKER_06

Fuck Trump.

SPEAKER_04

I'm just saying. And now they're gonna be stuck in a war they can't get out of. Because Iran is not finna back down.

SPEAKER_06

I'm still getting on my plane.

SPEAKER_04

Shit, man. That shit gonna be difficult. Ain't gonna lie. You been saying all the motherfuckers because the government shut down half of it shut down is TSA is uh quick and shit.

SPEAKER_01

They they said they canceled like 1300 uh cruises.

SPEAKER_06

I've been looking at our shit, making sure our shit's straight. I seen I sent it to Sheena. She like, they ain't gonna cancel ours. Bitch, who are you? Like, they because you on that bitch, they go knocking out insurance. I do. I got insurance.

SPEAKER_04

I think I might go. I might go do that. How much is then?

SPEAKER_06

My shit was $2,600 altogether. I think I paid $400 for my insurance. I think I'm gonna do that too.

SPEAKER_08

So if you ain't got insurance, then they ain't gonna do that.

SPEAKER_04

You can lose all your money.

SPEAKER_08

If they cancel it, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Y'all got insurance?

SPEAKER_06

Fuck no.

SPEAKER_01

$400 for the uh insurance, $500 for the drink package.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I get my drink package back too.

SPEAKER_01

I think I'm going with the drink package.

SPEAKER_06

I should pay for already. Aaliyah got hers? No.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, we waited. We ain't got ours yet, but I ain't worried about it. I'm gonna get my own. I ain't tripping.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, we're gonna get ours. Um, probably when I get paid. The chick might look a little nice, you know. I've been getting ours. Shout out to my new boss.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. She said, fuck the last boss. Yeah. But end up turning around being her new boss.

SPEAKER_01

Shut the fuck up. Her last boss is also her new boss.

SPEAKER_06

Shut the fuck up. The one she used to say fuck all the time. Just to let y'all know.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, would y'all support shit kind of good, ain't it? All right. How long would y'all support y'all family or friends in a venture or uh business and they suck at it? Uh like if they rap? Anything, but anything. They can be selling, uh, they can be selling fucking candles or making t-shirts or rap or got a or got a store.

SPEAKER_06

Once I don't like it, so with. I'm not gonna lie, I'm riding with them. Like, I'm gonna support you all the way through. Whether you make it or whether you're not making out. But supporting them is also like contributing. That's true. I'm I'm I'm riding.

SPEAKER_04

The whole week?

SPEAKER_06

I'm riding.

SPEAKER_04

Until they say fuck it, I ain't doing it no more. Yes. Yeah, you're a good one.

SPEAKER_06

That that gets me fucked over a lot.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, because I'm not doing that shit.

SPEAKER_06

I I I I'm supporting my people.

SPEAKER_04

I will support you. Like, you doing a good job. But once I buy something from you and the product is not what you advertise, then it's over with. I'm not spending my hard-owned money on you because you want to make a no.

SPEAKER_06

I did that shit multiple times.

SPEAKER_04

I did it, I did it with your brother. Feedback.

SPEAKER_06

I exact, his wife.

SPEAKER_04

Man, that nigga shit trash.

SPEAKER_06

His wife?

SPEAKER_04

Well, the shirt. That was his wife? Yes. I was pissed off. I bought a shirt, I watched it, and the letters start coming off. Yep. It was over with.

SPEAKER_06

Listen, that, and that's what I mean. Bought a shirt, bought a bear, bought some candy fruit, bought some glass with some names on it. I bought a shirt. I bought I didn't know.

SPEAKER_04

Nigga, we bought some candy, bring it to the crib, opened it up, and it had hair in it. And it was expensive. It's fucked. I was pissed off. I didn't even eat the candy. I wouldn't even want the candy, but it's just a f I seen him open it up in the hair. I'm like, I'm mad in a bitch. Shout out to my niece. She does all that shit now. No, fuck that shit. Ain't shot nothing. God damn it. She who? Tia? Oh, I don't know what you thought. If Tia shit fucked up, I'll let her know.

SPEAKER_01

He's talking about fuck them case.

SPEAKER_04

Her prices, her prices was a little bit too high for the quality that she was giving out at the time when she first started, like, baby, you gotta lower these prices because you ain't you ain't there yet.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, if people can't take criticism like that, now I can't be in it.

SPEAKER_06

I love criticism.

SPEAKER_01

Me too.

SPEAKER_06

It makes me better in a way. Because I take it too. I take, yeah. It's supposed to. For me, it's not.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, I'm saying, I well, you know, you go ahead. Right. What you was finna say? I don't think you take criticism with.

SPEAKER_06

I do. I I have to say that. As far as like your personality. You who the fuck are you?

SPEAKER_01

See? See? See?

SPEAKER_06

He just made his point. He just you made your point.

SPEAKER_07

He got a point.

SPEAKER_06

Who the fuck are you?

SPEAKER_01

I'm just the outsider. I'm an outsider looking in.

SPEAKER_06

What you mean by personality?

SPEAKER_01

We just had I just told you and your sister what other people was telling me about y'all and y'all didn't take that well at all.

SPEAKER_06

I said, fuck him. I didn't say nothing wrong. That's what I said. I felt like I didn't do anything wrong. That's not taking it person. Fuck him.

SPEAKER_04

I mean bitch, if you couldn't take what I said, maybe it's something wrong with you. Hold on, but if he's telling you.

SPEAKER_06

Shut up, Tom.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. You all.

SPEAKER_01

Shut up. Listen. No. No, tell me. I tried. I said.

SPEAKER_04

But I'm saying like this. If he's telling you that there was an issue with your personality that multiple individuals said that that wasn't in the same vicinity, maybe you should be like, hold on, what's going on inside with me that I'm feeling this way or doing this?

SPEAKER_06

We're in the fucking club.

SPEAKER_01

It don't matter, cuz ain't nobody else complaining about nobody else.

SPEAKER_06

Tell me who else complained about me besides the seat and shit.

SPEAKER_01

Nah, I know that's cool, but I'm saying like nobody else complained about anyone else. I didn't get no complaints about no one else besides these three people.

SPEAKER_06

We when we sat down, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. It already wasn't enough seat for the ten that was sitting where we were sitting at, right? One, two, three, four, five, six, because the other three sat right there, and I was right there. That's ten. Went outside to smoke, right? So because they went outside to smoke, it made me sit down. So don't nobody take their spots because I know that they were sitting there. Somebody tried to sit down, and all I said was, if you hear for Bam, can you go sit over there because these seats are taken? The bitch looked at me, shook her head, and walked off. That was that. What was wrong with what I said? That's all I said. That's not a problem. That was the only complaint he got about me. It should have been, because I ain't said shit to I wasn't talking to nobody. Wasn't nobody talking. I'm not talking to you if you're not talking to me. I'm the whole time I was there, I wasn't there for a long time. That's one. Two, I'm rapping this nigga to my motherfucking self. Swear to God, I was, I was, was I not in my own zone? My sister was on bullshit, left her alone. Got into it with Coriel before we even left the house, left her alone. My ex popped up, wasn't fucking with her. I'm in my own fucking zone. This bitch nowhere to be found. I was everywhere. Exactly. Too much.

SPEAKER_01

But that's cool. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06

But when it comes to sensitivity, I want criticism. Because at the end of the day, criticism about my personality, you can't tell me how to feel, when to feel, or what the fuck to say. Because if that's me, that's me. I'm not changing that for nobody. I'm not looking for you to say, hey, you should do this or do that. Only if I'm being rude. Now that's a different story. But if I'm not being rude, I don't feel like nobody can come to me and be like, next time you should do this. Next time you didn't, no, no, I'm just no, I'm speaking of it. I'm just saying, like, that's me. But like when it comes to it.

SPEAKER_04

I agree with you on that, but if you like, I feel like if you can't take criticism at all, there's there's a deeper problem there.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_04

You know what I mean? And that's it with your creativity, or even with your attitude. I like it. I say attitude. You know what I'm saying? Because like, hey, you got a stink ass attitude. Or if motherfuckers be like, hey, your attitude kind of sour, man. What's up? You know me, what you know I mean? You making shit uncomfortable or whatever. And I'm not talking about this. I'm just saying in general. If you can't take that, that's a problem with you.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, no, I could take that. Attitude is a difference. Like, I I know that's attitude is based off being rude or not. You got an attitude. What? If you got an attitude, you're not being polite.

SPEAKER_10

I mean, well, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Who you know that ever had an attitude that was still polite? Nobody. Because that attitude overpowered their emotions, and now I feel how I feel, and that's how I'm gonna act.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, you should. If if that's the sick, if that's the case, you need to uh act to take yourself out the situation. But a lot of motherfuckers that's just like resting bitch face. We just said that about resting bitch face. That shit is not sexy. Y'all niggas think it's sexy. I don't think that shit's sexy either. If you're a bad bitch. No, even if you're even if you feel bad, bitch, that shit is uh This is dangerous between resting bitch face and rude.

SPEAKER_01

Because when the bitch got resting bitch face, that don't mean she's rude. That's just how her face looks. And that's you need to fix that shit, bitch. I'm not so oh god, you need to fix that shit. You gotta show me a picture because when I see rest in bitch face, it don't be like, fuck is wrong with this bitch.

SPEAKER_04

It be like That's what I'm talking about. Like you can't approach this bitch because she the way she's looking, she looks like, oh, it's gonna be an issue. Yeah. Resting bitch face.

SPEAKER_08

You feel a little offended.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I gotta I gotta see it.

SPEAKER_08

Why you say she feels a little offended? What you a little offended for?

SPEAKER_06

She should because I have a resting bitch face.

SPEAKER_04

And that's not sexy. You need to fix that shit. I can't help it. Yes, you can.

SPEAKER_06

I'm just supposed to be smiling.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, you don't gotta smile, but you gotta have some type of approachable to you. Cause you you're not really gonna get too far with a resting bitch face. I feel like Mariah not Mariah's approach with her wrist and bitch face.

SPEAKER_08

Like, but sometimes, no, I'm like if if you didn't know her rest and bitch face, I don't believe in that.

SPEAKER_10

I don't understand.

SPEAKER_01

Energy. I don't know if how if y'all do or not, but I feel like energy will tell you everything. And do. I can look at your face, you can have a rest and bitch face, but your energy still ain't like leave me the fuck alone.

SPEAKER_06

Ah, bitch, I ain't talking to you. No, for real, because if you look in some type of way, it'd be it, and I know how I am, I like to crack jokes and shit. And if you don't budge a look, yeah, bitch, I ain't fucking with you.

SPEAKER_04

It'd be motherfuckers. All your sisters got resting bitch face. Minus probably Shayna. And I don't think you got no resting fish face either. My sister, one of my sisters got a resting bitch face is Abney.

SPEAKER_06

Both of them do.

SPEAKER_04

Missy? I don't know. This bitch is just friendly. That's the that's why I never seen her resting bitch face because she's too friendly.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So none of that shit is attractive at all. I would not, I would never approach a bitch like, yeah, man, I don't got time for this shit. I would. Just to see if she cracked. See, that's the that's the difference. I don't got time for that shit. Maybe it's because I'm a little older and I'm like, I ain't I don't got time for that.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I do. I do too. I believe in that.

SPEAKER_04

It's like motherfuckers say I look I look like I fucking stab him or kill him all just by walking.

SPEAKER_08

You got a resting bitch face? No, y'all say he was intimidating.

SPEAKER_04

That's a resting bitch face. That's a resting bitch face. That's a nigga. That resting uh the nigga resting bitch face. Yes. You got it. Hey.

SPEAKER_08

Cause when I first met you, I was like, I came on, I was like, I'm not gonna like this nigga. He looked mean as a bitch. Whole time he nice. Not like saying like you sweet, no shit like that, but I'm definitely not sweet.

SPEAKER_04

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_08

Just to let motherfuckers know, don't don't think shit sweet. I told you you're a messy bitch.

SPEAKER_04

I always always describe myself as a uh a grizzly bear. Yeah. Soft and cute, but don't fuck with them. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like a grizzly bear, they oh, they cute as motherfucker. They look big and soft and cuddly.

SPEAKER_01

Pandas. But don't fuck with them. You don't fuck with grizzly bears. They don't look cute.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, they pandas are like cuddly and shit like that. Pandas do look cute. I mean, uh grizzly bears do look cute. No, they don't. Yo, you can't fuck with a panda either, though.

SPEAKER_01

That's that's why I'm saying it's still a bear. I'm just saying. Like, that's that's more of the comparison. Yeah, you can't fuck with no what?

SPEAKER_04

A grizzly bear don't look cute.

SPEAKER_01

I tend to look cute. I don't think it's like a grizzly bear. And it's based off a grizzly bear. Yeah. Yeah. It's based off a brown bear. Yeah. That's a grizzly bear.

SPEAKER_06

Wrap this shit up.

SPEAKER_04

A brown bear is a grizzly bear. Just like they say, grizzly bears ain't to fuck you fucked with, first of all. If them motherfuckers attacking your ass, it's over. They say play d.

SPEAKER_01

I've seen the video. When niggas going to survive a mode, anything is possible. I think I'll fuck me a grizzly bear up. Oh my god. If I got to.

SPEAKER_04

Oh.

SPEAKER_01

If I got to.

SPEAKER_04

Fucking got.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, hold on. Am I tripping? No, that's a black bear. Black bear. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04

Listen, listen here. Just letting that. On my way home from work, I was talking to Shana. I said, I love my nigga bam confidence, but this nigga gotta live in some type of reality, my nigga.

SPEAKER_05

He said, Yeah, I'ma kill you.

SPEAKER_08

He was talking about that shit last night.

SPEAKER_04

This nigga like, man, I can take a lion. I'll take a lion. No, you didn't. I'm just gonna. Oh, shit.

SPEAKER_01

No, I ain't.

SPEAKER_04

Come on, man. This nigga, you just said you'll take a grizzly bear.

SPEAKER_01

A black bear. That's what I meant.

SPEAKER_04

That's that's that's because you ain't let me fucking finish, first of all. I with a black bear, they the the motto is if you get attacked by a black, I mean a grizzly bear, you play dead. You get attacked by a black bear, you fight back. Polar bear, you're fucked. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Polar bears is more aggressive.

SPEAKER_04

Polar bears are the biggest bears. They bigger than grizzy bears. And they hunt humans.

SPEAKER_06

Is they fast?

SPEAKER_04

Yes. All the motherfuckers can run 35 miles per hour. We're never reaching that.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not running that.

SPEAKER_04

Bam can run 35 miles per hour. Right. He's a track star.

SPEAKER_01

No bullshit, cuz they are. No, I'm saying, like, bro, they don't move how we move. Like, I can juke me and motherfucking get gone.

SPEAKER_04

Bro, they uh they fucking hunt and run down elk. Who? Grizzly bears. Um elk is bigger than your car. I'm saying half the size of my truck.

SPEAKER_01

I'm saying running down.

SPEAKER_04

And they run, my nigga.

unknown

Look it up.

SPEAKER_03

He's talking about look it up. Look it up. I need y'all to pull up the facts.

SPEAKER_04

Pull up.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, wait, wait, what are we talking about? A grizzly bear?

SPEAKER_04

Uh elk.

SPEAKER_01

No, I'm saying, no, no, no. You're talking about getting away from a grizzly bear. You say you can get away from a grizzly bear. Correct. Yes. You can dip and dyes.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. It's fine. Sound it out. You running faster than you running faster than 35. Motherfucking deer. You could have said a deer.

SPEAKER_06

You said a motherfucking elk. It's a damn deer. It's a big ass. It's a deer. Oh, well, no.

SPEAKER_08

That's the fuck what is caught. You won't see, yeah, like you ain't gonna see that man running. The motherfuckers human.

SPEAKER_06

The motherfuckers said 710 pounds to 730 pounds. And they run. They fast too. Damn.

SPEAKER_04

A grizzly bear weighs from fucking 600 to 1100 pounds. And they fucking track star. And this nigga can run faster than it.

SPEAKER_06

He's a track star. I'm a runner. I'm a track star. That nigga said, I'ma um, he said, I juke that motherfucker. He's an ostrich.

unknown

I can get away.

SPEAKER_04

He tells it. I can get away. That's what I told shit. I said, I love this nigga confidence. But just like this bitches out here that's delusional. This nigga got his confidence is not living in reality, boy. I love it though, bro. I swear to God, I love that confidence.

SPEAKER_06

That nigga nothing.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, God, bro. Still on proven wrong.

SPEAKER_01

I know what I'm wrong with. I don't want to prove it wrong, bro.

SPEAKER_04

I don't want to be proven wrong. Why you say that?

SPEAKER_01

No, I'm saying y'all had this conversation because of the race. What, who meant Shinna? Yeah, because I talked about the race.

SPEAKER_04

TJ's gonna smoke your ass.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. You gotta prove it. You gotta show me.

SPEAKER_04

He got to. It's fucking. I wanna see it. 100 to 10. I wanna see it.

SPEAKER_01

There's no way, regardless of that. There's come on now.

SPEAKER_04

That right there, I have to race it. And I'm telling TJ, you win, I'm giving you 200 nigga. Oh, he's gonna blow.

SPEAKER_06

He finna burn he finna burn your gas he finna get with that?

SPEAKER_04

Both of them. This nigga finna be fucked up.

SPEAKER_06

That nigga cheap.

SPEAKER_04

That nigga cheap. Oh god, that nigga cheap. I'm finna go to yoga all week. I ain't gonna lie, I thought I was cheap. That nigga cheap.

SPEAKER_06

That nigga's Mr. Krabs for sure.

SPEAKER_04

These motherfuckers went. These motherfuckers went and got something to eat from Wendy's when we came back from the trip. This nigga was like, Man, I got some cup noodles in the crib. Hey, Bobby, we eat shit, bro. We eat straight bullshit, right? All right, go ahead. And everybody starving when we pulled up. We're like, we finna go home, we finna get something to eat. I went upstairs and went to sleep. Shannon went and got everybody some food. TJ's like, I got some cup noodles in the crib.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, y'all ass cheap than a bitch. The only time I heard this nigga TJ raise his voice was on a bus, and he thought Will ain't send his money back. That's the only time I heard this nigga raise his voice. He said, Hold on, man. Hey, what? He looked on his cat. Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_06

That nigga said, hurry up before somebody take it. But Will. Why the fuck? Why the fuck would you have to send our money to you and somebody finna take this? I said, bro.

SPEAKER_04

And then they looked at us like we was broke when we got the off the bus.

SPEAKER_06

I ain't like that.

SPEAKER_04

I had all the money.

SPEAKER_01

I should have got off with y'all.

SPEAKER_04

I had all the money. We just got us. Money who was we waiting on?

SPEAKER_06

Um, Will and Angel.

SPEAKER_04

Angel saw her money. Then it was it was just Will and Carrill.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

I saw my money first. I said I was like, I said, I was like, I got cash up. I got money on cash up.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and then y'all tell me they said they was broke. I said, what? Motherfucker? I had all the money. Who said that? Somebody no, somebody said that the other people on the bus said we was broke and we couldn't pay for it. Oh damn. I didn't hear that.

SPEAKER_09

Somebody say that.

SPEAKER_06

You heard that too? Yeah. I mean it was somebody we was on the boat with. Yeah, I would have.

SPEAKER_04

On the boat with? No, it was one of our groups. We was mainly us, and then it was like four other people. But it was the um, it was the Jamaican motherfuckers that said that. Yeah that was broke.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, then we must have said it off the bus.

SPEAKER_04

They ain't say it on the bus.

SPEAKER_06

They must have said it in a different language.

SPEAKER_04

I had the money. I just and then I was I was about to pull out my car to pay for it. And Sheena said, no, let's get off the bus. I was like, all right. I swear to God, we should have got off too.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, my wife won't go. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_04

I was glad, I was glad that we Was it 45? Yeah, I was glad when y'all came back and said how that shit was, I was happy as hell.

SPEAKER_08

Motherfuckers say y'all went down the street from what we walked to.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, nigga, we went to where y'all we rode around, stopped at a place for like five minutes, then went to where y'all walked to, that's where we was chilling at.

SPEAKER_06

What the uh where we got our tacos from.

SPEAKER_01

That's where they walked to.

SPEAKER_06

We got tacos in Jamaica. And we went to they dropped us off at a plaza.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I'm saying. That's we stopped there for five minutes.

SPEAKER_06

No, we was there for a minute. We was there for a minute. We stopped to eat. We waited on the biggest. That was on the last part.

SPEAKER_01

That was at no, that's at where we got the uh jerk chicken from. We we was there for a minute, but that plaza where we took pictures at, we was on here for about like 10, 15.

SPEAKER_06

If that's where they uh charged, used the bathroom. They charged y'all to use the bathroom. Yes, they wanted to, yes.

SPEAKER_04

Well, we told you not to go to Jamaica.

SPEAKER_06

I don't give a fuck, nigga.

SPEAKER_04

So told you too not to go to Jamaica. They don't like gay people.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah, you you you see saying that now. We was walking around, bitch was holding my hand. He's man, he's but they don't like gay people though.

SPEAKER_06

They don't that's why I'm gonna do it. They tried to sell my wife something, it was five dollars for her. I pulled out my wallet, said, Oh, 20 for you. I said, nigga, fuck you. Put my shit right back in my pocket for nigga said, uh, spitting your ass.

SPEAKER_05

He said that to what you know he ain't say that to me.

SPEAKER_04

Who he said that to? No ass would have went to jail in Jamaica, bro.

SPEAKER_06

Bro, I didn't say that. He said that.

SPEAKER_04

No, the nigga has said that. No, I understand that, but the way you said that is like you would have done something. You would have gone to jail in Jamaica.

SPEAKER_06

If he would have grabbed me?

SPEAKER_04

No, spit in your ass.

SPEAKER_06

You would have to grab me to spin my ass, Tom.

SPEAKER_04

That's a big ass back there.

SPEAKER_01

He got a lot of work to do. He would have died in Jamaica. Who? We would have died in Jamaica. Y'all? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Oh. We've been dying out there. I ain't gonna lie to y'all. We in a different country. And y'all, y'all, y'all pass out. And nigga tells Tina he's finna spin her ass. I'm like, babe, we finna go. I ain't fucking around in a different country. None of that shit is like where we at. All right, none of it.

SPEAKER_01

It got to the point where he grabbed her. Just like you said, he gonna do it.

SPEAKER_04

And then I'm finna grab you and we walking away.

SPEAKER_05

You gonna let another man grab your wife.

SPEAKER_04

In a different country. We, babe, you was wrong. Let's go. Let's go. We in a different country. I swear to God. Listen, you can't you can't do that type. You see what they did to old girl in Russia? I hear you. For a weed here?

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06

That's why I'm waiting to Miami to get my.

SPEAKER_01

But she's somebody. It does. And we know it's gonna be worse. No, they just gonna kill us.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but instead of doing all that. And she ain't been the same since she came back. I'm out of order, babe. Let's go. I'm out of order too. Let's go.

SPEAKER_06

And you turn your back and he be like, you bumper clock pussy.

SPEAKER_04

I'm sorry. That don't even sound right, bro. It don't, but hey, I am in I am in a different fucking. You don't get back on the bus and shit.

SPEAKER_01

Like, but you're not gonna be able to live with yourself, bro. Yes, the fuck out. We don't need that. I'm not gonna like a bitch. I'm gonna be in that room right, bro.

SPEAKER_04

I'm not gonna let you know. I am not gonna let my listen, I am not gonna let my phone.

SPEAKER_07

I am not.

SPEAKER_04

That's what I'm gonna be on. Like, damn, man.

SPEAKER_07

Adios!

SPEAKER_01

He almost got me.

SPEAKER_04

You almost got me. He almost got me to that point. Hey see, the rules are different. Like in in our country, we can bust that move. You know what I mean? And handle our business. And we already know what the consequences are. Slap on the wrist, ticket, whatever, going about our business. They gonna slap you, they gonna throw your ass in one of them crazy ass. You ever watch uh Locked Up Abroad? Mm-hmm. Yeah, that shit ain't no joke. Like in Mexico? Oh God. Oh, yeah. Shut the fuck up and go.

SPEAKER_05

What? Nigga, did you see how they was on the streets? I wasn't saying shit in Mexico. Bro.

SPEAKER_06

I was just walking.

SPEAKER_04

My nigga, I am not playing with them.

SPEAKER_06

These motherfuckers was on the street in army clothes with big ass guns for no fucking reason.

SPEAKER_01

You think they act like that for real?

SPEAKER_06

You think I don't know what the fuck they act like or what they would do?

SPEAKER_04

That's the problem with you. That's the problem with our country. We think everything is, yes. We think everything is smooth and cool. No, nigga. In them other countries, nigga, it's over. And half of them countries hate us.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

They gonna slap you in a fucking room full of motherfuckers that don't feel like.

SPEAKER_01

And we in Jamaica, they they speak English. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_04

Just a little broke.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm not fucking with them niggas, bro.

SPEAKER_04

I'll let y'all. Hey, we the get hey, when we go to this cruise and y'all do something crazy, I swear to God. No, no, no, no. Do not get mad at me when y'all see me walking away. You know, I'm gonna go. They be like, damn, tall, go. Like, yep, they over here tripping.

SPEAKER_08

You laughing. That you be condoning it. What you even had to laugh for?

SPEAKER_01

That wasn't funny.

SPEAKER_08

It was.

SPEAKER_06

It was, but still.

SPEAKER_01

Is y'all geeked for this cruise? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Did y'all start buying shit for this to be your first cruise? Like, how do you I'm ready? Like, what do you expect? For me to have a lot of fun. Okay, let me.

SPEAKER_01

You gonna be talking? It was a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_06

Why do you keep saying it?

SPEAKER_01

Nigga, yo, nigga, when you said this every time.

SPEAKER_02

Was I not talking yesterday?

SPEAKER_08

You was drunk.

SPEAKER_00

I ain't hear you yesterday. Oh, she was talking about it. She was drunk. I ain't gonna be drunk. She was talking about it. I don't remember you being talking about it.

SPEAKER_07

She was talking sickly.

SPEAKER_00

Where you at?

SPEAKER_07

Right next to each other, nigga was.

SPEAKER_08

Like all types of shit. He was drunk.

SPEAKER_01

I saw the guy cut. He was talking about you were talking to me? Yes.

SPEAKER_08

Bam, bam, this is how I know you were drunk. You said, I think you're a cool person. I go, you said what you said. I go out vibe.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, he was like, I fuck with you. We was talking. He was like, I fuck with you. Huh? They said Angel said you told Will. No, he told me that.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, I was gonna say what I motherfucked. You said when I first met you, you came to be the Oh yeah. Yeah, like you said. Oh no, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I ain't know if I was gonna like you or though. Yeah. I said we didn't like you. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

She knew that.

SPEAKER_01

Because I didn't know if I was gonna have to fuck you up or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

That's what I said. Yeah. Angel knew that. We walked in. I ain't no brain. I said, you know this? I know what? I got to talking my shit. I ain't sitting in the lobby. I don't think I knew that was you, but I remember her being with the dude. Hell.

SPEAKER_01

When was my first time over here? When was my first time sitting here?

SPEAKER_08

This was the question. This was the question. Was did Bam know, did Bam know Tom first or did I know Tom first?

SPEAKER_01

I told him. I'm like, I swear to God, the first time I think I seen you was each other for a year.

SPEAKER_04

No. For a long time. He said the first time we met was at your wedding. I swear to God, that's the first time I remember seeing him. Remember, remember he was here and I came in. I said, who the fuck? What the fuck is this nigga?

SPEAKER_06

And we had to tell him that she was our brother and that ever since then you was cool. What was it? That was a long time. A long time ago. That was way before. It wasn't even this color on this wall.

SPEAKER_08

Thank you.

SPEAKER_06

It wasn't even his color on his wall. None of this shit was here. I was finna say all this shit wasn't even here because this shit just got here. Like two. You need to stop drinking.

SPEAKER_01

You do. What's that? Was that a party or something?

SPEAKER_08

It had to be.

SPEAKER_01

Always a little gathering at my house, bro.

SPEAKER_08

That's what I'm saying. I knew I you be drinking till you're an alcoholic, bro.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not the only one. Are you letting her sprout out by herself? Who? All right. Yeah. Hey, is it a dog down here? Yeah, that's easy. She right. Fucking some shit up.

SPEAKER_04

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that we was talking about it today.

SPEAKER_04

We're gonna be booed up. I hope y'all don't be booed up.

SPEAKER_06

We're gonna be all the time. We're gonna be booed up because it's our first crew, but no, I'm saying like let me take Mariah for a couple hours.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, don't trust me. You say what? You want some pineapples? Huh? Don't make me out by that shit so fucking fast.

SPEAKER_07

What you say?

SPEAKER_05

She fucking I said, let me take Mariah for a couple hours.

SPEAKER_06

She said, Yeah, I said, don't trust me with tell bitch. I don't, I don't give a I don't give a fuck. You do too.

SPEAKER_04

That's how my house looked when you met me. Let me see. You see how that shit looked? That do look familiar.

SPEAKER_03

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06

That's how I used to look. Yeah. Yes. See, I never like that. Because when I met Cena, I'm just I ain't gonna try to get you. When I met Cena. No, I know. How you know that? Cause I know. Don't know that.

SPEAKER_05

He said you shouldn't trust me either.

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Fuck.

SPEAKER_01

That's a fuck.

SPEAKER_05

I got too much trust in her.

SPEAKER_01

Just kidding. You know CB U. She actually do be drugging, motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_08

No, fuck. No, no.

SPEAKER_01

I swear to God, nigga. You don't?

SPEAKER_08

Bam.

SPEAKER_01

I swear to nigga, we wouldn't bother him that time. Tell him. I picked up my cup. I said, what is this sneaky shit?

SPEAKER_03

It was honey everybody.

SPEAKER_05

I have to see who wanted to leave and fuck first. I swear to God. Oh but what?

SPEAKER_06

If y'all ever come to a get together at my house, bro, don't trust nothing. When I say nothing, my wife made, don't trust me.

SPEAKER_04

Bro, she be smiling so hard.

SPEAKER_02

That's right.

SPEAKER_04

And I'm the type of motherfucker, like, yeah, I'll try this shit, but no, not with her. I swear to God.

SPEAKER_08

Your wife? Yes. Don't trust her.

SPEAKER_04

Like she'll have a picture over there.

SPEAKER_08

Try that.

SPEAKER_03

I swear to God.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna do it one day. I'm gonna do it one day.

SPEAKER_08

One day. One day what?

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna put some bluetooth. You got some bluetooth? My dick already hard.

SPEAKER_07

Coochie gonna be like, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05

Motherfucker be like, I'm beat up in everything. I'ma forget to put the straw. You know how rock.

SPEAKER_07

Let me get that booty. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

I'm fucking talking about I'm long stroking this bitch with her nigga.

SPEAKER_08

Motherfucker gonna say, so you felt that last night?

SPEAKER_05

This dog ugly as fuck.

SPEAKER_03

I love that.

SPEAKER_08

That's some shit I think, but you didn't say coming out. You felt that last night, baby. I was doing a good job with it.

SPEAKER_06

Stupid ass.

SPEAKER_01

You gonna buy a new one for the crew?

SPEAKER_06

Why do you keep asking her that shit? She's not buying a new dick. I only fucked Mariah with the dick that I have.

SPEAKER_01

I'm saying y'all don't. It's a special occasion. I ain't gonna try to mix it up.

SPEAKER_08

She's gonna get the same dick she be getting for three years.

SPEAKER_01

We got a town, though. She don't get on out of town dick.

SPEAKER_05

You don't hit that bitch a little dick. You gotta hit that bitch a little bit. You don't fuck in Miami before, bitch.

SPEAKER_01

That's why I swear to God, nigga, if I was, it's the Y'all wouldn't be able to fuck with me.

SPEAKER_04

I got a dick for every state. I swear to God, I have an assortment of dicks on the wall. Like, which one I'm growing? I used to be like Hey, you see next Friday when you like it.

SPEAKER_01

I got a dick for every outfit.

SPEAKER_04

Like, goddamn. Dick for every uncle Freak.

SPEAKER_06

He's gonna be the type of stud that wet wear they dick. That's what he's gonna do. That's not.

SPEAKER_01

And I'm gonna keep that bitch on me. I'm gonna keep it on me for sure, but I ain't gonna wear it.

SPEAKER_08

Oh I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_01

I had that motherfucker in my pocket or something. Keep that motherfucker tucked in my sock.

SPEAKER_08

Look, look, he gonna say, you ready?

SPEAKER_01

That's it. Y'all ain't never did no shit like that. Just pull it up with some gray sweatpants, have that motherfucker in your pocket.

SPEAKER_08

Hell no. I used to have my shit in my like in my face.

SPEAKER_06

If I know my I'm trying to fuck you in the car or something, then I'll put that bitch out before I leave. I'll have my shit.

SPEAKER_10

I used to put my shit in my bed, though.

SPEAKER_06

I did that one time. Got fucked in the bathroom on 91st.

SPEAKER_04

Who my sister got fucked in the bathroom that day?

SPEAKER_06

What did she say? What did she say? Put that pussy on brown.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's in her pussy.

SPEAKER_05

No. Oh, in the back, standing on the wall. You know that ass and Sheena's.

SPEAKER_01

She was upside down already.

SPEAKER_09

Oh. You still know what they are.

SPEAKER_01

That was your 30th?

SPEAKER_04

I forgot what birthday.

SPEAKER_06

Sheena's 40.

SPEAKER_04

Sheena's 41. So 40. No, Sheena 41.

SPEAKER_06

If she's 41, then it's 43 and then 45. So my oldest sister 45, which ain't my sister no more. Then Tiffany gotta be 43 if Sheena 41. What?

SPEAKER_04

They steps step studs.

SPEAKER_08

No. Yes. I'm saying you just said my sister.

SPEAKER_04

I heard what she said. I just ignored it.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. My oldest sister.

SPEAKER_04

Because she's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_06

You look like you.

SPEAKER_04

She's fucking crazy. No. Her older sister is fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_06

Oh. I got two older sisters. You got Sheena. No, I got two, which is Sheena. Uh-huh. And Tiffany. Tiffany and Sheena. Tiffany is a crazy one. Then I have two.

SPEAKER_04

No, she got three.

SPEAKER_06

No, I don't. Then I got two older brothers.

SPEAKER_08

Because Sheena got two older sisters. So how the fuck she wouldn't got two. She just owned.

SPEAKER_04

She just owned her. She just owned her. Oh. Daddy could have had them kid. You hear what she said in the beginning? These are all her mama. I got a sister, but she's not really my sister anymore.

SPEAKER_06

So I oh. Then I got two older brothers.

SPEAKER_04

She got three. Which is James and Fee. Then I got one younger brother. Listen, you can't just delete people out your life, Gene.

SPEAKER_06

Who can?

SPEAKER_04

I mean you can, but you still gotta like.

SPEAKER_06

Have you ever seen the click the keyboard when you press three buttons and it's gone? No computer. Control all delete. Control all delete. That's what you're hearing. Make sure that number locks off because ain't no more adding two. Two older sisters, two older brothers, one younger brother, and three younger siblings. Sisters.

SPEAKER_04

I got a question for all y'all. And y'all all gotta say something. Mariah. First of all, I'm going to you first.

SPEAKER_06

I'm listening.

SPEAKER_04

Is it anything y'all want to get off y'all's chest?

SPEAKER_06

No.

SPEAKER_04

No? Nothing?

SPEAKER_01

As far as what?

SPEAKER_04

At all. Just in general. You know what I want to get off my chest? Mariah, start with you. I'm getting tired. I'm getting sick and tired of these delusional people. I'm not. I ain't throwing no shots at bro. I'm just starting with it's just irritating though. Like, cause you gotta be, you gotta have some type of logic about your in life in in general. And I'm just tired of. And I'm tired of people like you.

SPEAKER_06

I got to be though.

SPEAKER_04

No, you don't.

SPEAKER_06

It makes me say. Yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_04

That's crazy. That's even worse. No, that's it.

SPEAKER_06

Bitch, because if you want me to come in you and you gonna have my baby, I'm coming to you, and you're gonna have my baby. That's delusional. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

Somebody told you that before? They better not have. What? You're lying.

SPEAKER_06

You know how many baby dolls I got out here, nigga?

SPEAKER_01

You lying. Mariah, you say.

SPEAKER_06

Mariah, why you lying? Like you never said that shit. I didn't even say nothing. So you just called me delusional, dog. You just said some shit like that before.

SPEAKER_04

My bitch told me that. Probably told me that last month. You can do it. Niggas, he can't do it.

SPEAKER_07

Bitch, grab me.

SPEAKER_08

I say move.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think he understands.

SPEAKER_08

He was just making a point, like, damn.

SPEAKER_04

I completely. What about y'all two? What? Anything you want me to get off your chest? Anything. Not no y'all, not pertaining to no bitch or nothing. You know what I mean? Because y'all say I'm messy.

SPEAKER_06

Duh, you a messy bitch. But um You taking too long. I'm thinking. On some real shit, I really want to change, but the people around me make it hard. So once I once I once I figure out like what I can do or how I can do to make people understand what I'm saying when I say that I want to change, then I be cool. Meaning it's like you say you want to change, and in your head you think you're trying, but then motherfuckers just keep bringing up your past or saying, oh, you like this or your attitude like that. Like, damn bitch, I just said I'm changing. Like, you really bringing up me.

SPEAKER_04

Like what aspects of you?

SPEAKER_06

Everything.

SPEAKER_04

Like. So you want to change who you are?

SPEAKER_06

Nah, not change in a way. Yes. I just want to be, I know I can be a better me. Meaning, I know I'm not where I want to be right now. So with that being said, I have to do something.

SPEAKER_01

You want to know the easiest solution to your problem? The people that's preventing you from changing, get rid of them. Yeah. You don't need to be around.

SPEAKER_06

It's easier said than done.

SPEAKER_01

Is it family? It's definitely easier said than done, but that's what you gotta do.

SPEAKER_06

No, that took a long time. Because I ain't got no dad no more. I ain't got no sister, big sister, I ain't got no brother no more.

SPEAKER_04

That took a long time for me to delete those people. I ain't gonna lie, that's hard. Because it I did that. Exactly. And ever since I like, I ain't gonna say I deleted them out of my life, but I You know your limits. I control how much access they have in my life.

SPEAKER_06

They ain't even got nothing.

SPEAKER_04

And since I've done that, shit been peachy. I ain't have no drama. I ain't have no, man, let me shit stressing, man. I'm getting tired. Oh man, bro, bro coming up, sus coming over, it's gonna be some bullshit. Ever since I got rid of that shit, I've been straight.

SPEAKER_06

I'm still not gonna be.

SPEAKER_04

So either you either you can just get rid of them out your life, which is I ain't gonna lie, it's hard. Maybe you should go to where you just controlling how much access they have into your life. That's what I'm doing now. You know what I mean? And if they can't if they can't accept that shit, fuck them. Sometimes you gotta, it's the hardest decisions is the ones you really probably don't want to do, but you got to.

SPEAKER_06

Because I don't call motherfuckers no more until they call me. And if I don't want to talk, I ain't answering.

SPEAKER_04

That's how it started with me. I start giving people the same energy that they was giving me. So if you wasn't you wasn't calling me, I ain't calling you. You know what I mean? I was always the motherfucker that called all my family members and like, hey, what y'all on? Insert certain aspects in places so we all can be kicking and still. Once I stopped doing that, everything been fine.

SPEAKER_01

What are you thinking? I feel like I get shit off my chest every day. Like not whatever popping up my head, I'll just be gone with it. Fuck it. Y'all good over there in the corner? She looked drunk.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not drunk. How you feeling right now, Andrew? You got a lot going on. How are you feeling right now?

SPEAKER_08

In what way?

SPEAKER_04

What's something you want to get off your chest? Um you never spoke on it.

SPEAKER_08

I never spoke on.

SPEAKER_04

You never spoke on it because you was thinking.

SPEAKER_08

I'm not gonna say it's it's too something I want to get off my chest. I just I'm at a point in my life where I really don't give a fuck about a lot of shit. Little shit, overly shit. I just don't be giving a fuck. But I don't know if that's good or bad.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know. You say what? I think that's good. I don't know. I don't think it I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing. It can be good and bad at the same time.

SPEAKER_01

That's I ain't well when I stopped giving a fuck, I used to give a fuck about too much.

SPEAKER_04

Right, me too.

SPEAKER_01

Other people problems, all type of shit.

SPEAKER_08

Right.

SPEAKER_01

When I when I when I heard you say, like, just stop giving a fuck, that's what I went to. So if you stopped giving a fuck about the outside, then yeah, that's good.

SPEAKER_08

Not even just the outside, it's everything. Yourself?

SPEAKER_01

You gotta give a fuck about your own.

SPEAKER_08

I mean, of course, no, I'm not saying like not my not shit, my myself too, but uh, but just in general. Like, I don't give a fuck about that. Like, I try not to let too much shit stress me. That's a ty that's a stage I'm in. Like, I feel like I stress.

SPEAKER_04

I've been like that. That's something she hate about me. Cause I don't let shit bother me. Cause honestly, all y'all been around me for a while. How often have y'all seen me pissed?

SPEAKER_08

Once. Maybe twice.

SPEAKER_04

Not often. Right, right.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_04

And I refuse to let shit get to me, especially if it's something I can't control. If I can't control it, I can't get pissed about it. Because what's the point?

SPEAKER_06

It seemed like people know how to piss me up.

SPEAKER_04

I don't let that shit happen, man. Cause it's too much stress. That's how we black too. High blood pressure. If you're bigger, that's even worse. You know what I mean? Contribute to high cholesterol, all this extra shit. Don't got time for all that. That's she done hate that shit. But after I got shot, I just stopped letting shit fuck with her.

SPEAKER_01

I don't remember last time I was actually mad about some shit.

SPEAKER_08

I haven't got mad about that.

SPEAKER_04

I was mad you niggas didn't come to the uh YB concert.

SPEAKER_08

He said that shit last night.

SPEAKER_04

Me?

SPEAKER_01

Both y'all. But at the end of the time, I still had a blast, though. I did say it last night.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_01

It ain't the point. God damn it.

SPEAKER_06

What's the point?

SPEAKER_01

Y'all was supposed to be in Vegas. Fuck the concert. We was supposed to be having it.

SPEAKER_08

I was gonna be in Vegas, but I got fired from my job. Everybody knows that. That last boss fired me. Walked in there.

SPEAKER_01

Say it again. My last boss. That boss didn't even fire you. It's fucker.

SPEAKER_08

Fuck her. I got a better boss now. She talked to me crazy, but she treated me okay. Same bitch.

SPEAKER_04

I heard she flicked your titty the other day.

SPEAKER_08

No, she didn't flick my titty. We almost we almost had um to it down in in the um in the job, my new boss. Cause she she came over to help. And flicked your titty. No, that's not what fucking happened.

SPEAKER_01

We get fucking. Y'all be mad when they be like touching on your bitch.

SPEAKER_04

Mm-mm. You better better not get mad before I fucking start touching on you. Yeah, I'll be touching on both of y'all. Smacking each other's ass at the same time. Bow!

SPEAKER_08

Would you get away? I'll be like, shitty, smack her ass. I'll smack her ass.

SPEAKER_06

What?

SPEAKER_08

Walk past you and smack your ass.

SPEAKER_06

No, but you better. She gonna be in the room.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, Tone just that's the day you gotta put I ain't gonna lie. Put your hands on this nigga.

SPEAKER_04

I wouldn't, I wouldn't I swear to God, I ain't gonna lie. I wouldn't oh just get ready for it then on the cruise.

SPEAKER_08

I okay, no, I ain't gonna say it like that, but that kind of makes that kinda make me feel like a ho-hu. Yeah. I ain't no bitch ass nigga. It was definitely one give that. Well, hold on.

SPEAKER_01

What just happened?

SPEAKER_08

I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_01

She was about to say, I think you got more than one bitch in the house. I don't know.

SPEAKER_08

No, no, no. I feel like Tone would like the way I I met Tone and like the energy he had he gave. He like, I'll I'll call it Say it, bitch. Not Corey. On some, on some because like Corey gay, like, Corey gay is a bit.

SPEAKER_01

So you wouldn't let her smack her ass.

SPEAKER_08

No.

SPEAKER_07

Like that motherfucker, bro. Yeah, but not like. That's what I'm saying. Like, you gotta explain. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_08

That's what we think Corey does.

SPEAKER_01

What do you draw the line?

SPEAKER_08

What do I draw the line? Yeah. Play with my bitch. When she say, like, babe.

SPEAKER_06

When she's feeling uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_01

And I'll be like, I ain't gonna lie, you just let everybody smack your bitch ass.

SPEAKER_06

No.

SPEAKER_07

I am the only one that can smack her bitch. I'm saying, like, I know. She said me too like that.

SPEAKER_03

You just can't grip it. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

First of all, hell.

SPEAKER_06

Will can't lay a finger on me.

SPEAKER_07

At all. Like I know.

SPEAKER_08

Like I know, I know certain shit like will make that will make her uncomfortable. And I know how tone played.

SPEAKER_06

Like, tone, like that type of play. I take it straight to the line. And I know you, I I would never feel like you would. Um let me just go Mariah. I know you wouldn't do no shit like that. I take it straight to the limit.

SPEAKER_04

I take it straight to the limit.

SPEAKER_06

Like I wanna do it.

SPEAKER_04

I can't slap it.

SPEAKER_06

No, like it's just like a big thing.

SPEAKER_04

Like I can't, I can flip, I can flip it, I can flick her titty. I can't flick her titty.

SPEAKER_06

You got no titties, bro. She got some.

SPEAKER_04

I smack her ass. Oh god.

SPEAKER_06

You're right.

SPEAKER_04

I flip that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_01

I can't flip her.

SPEAKER_06

Seriously. You know what I mean? I won't.

SPEAKER_01

What's the difference? What?

SPEAKER_06

I feel like I feel like gripping her titties is like more sexual thanks.

SPEAKER_01

That's because y'all titty niggas.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not a titty nigga.

SPEAKER_08

I am. I'm an ass nigga. That's period. Yes. I would never.

SPEAKER_06

I probably would, but walk up to her and be like, like that's no. Hey Mariah, like, no, bro.

SPEAKER_07

Wait.

SPEAKER_06

See, I can't do that.

SPEAKER_01

That's weird.

SPEAKER_07

Exactly. Like then. So that ass on the different.

SPEAKER_01

You can walk past Gigang. You like that cruise on the pick?

SPEAKER_08

I feel like a motherfucker be more comfortable with an ass smack dinner. Like I'll smack a nigga ass, though.

SPEAKER_01

Don't look me up and down, bitch.

SPEAKER_03

Bitch gonna say the fuck. I think that's right.

SPEAKER_01

Alright. You're gonna walk past that room. It's gonna be a sock on the dough.

SPEAKER_04

Y'all hooping on the cruise. Slap her on the ass, slap him on the ass. Man, you hit that three, baby. Alright.

SPEAKER_06

That's all I shut the fuck up, baby. Selling, bro.

SPEAKER_01

Selling what?

SPEAKER_06

You just be selling. We be like, this nigga do this. I be bragging about you. I'm not gonna lie. They'd be like, it was a bad time. Look, but I swear to God, bro, it happened every time, bro.

SPEAKER_01

I swear to God, nigga, every time it be like, when y'all come around, I do be fuck, I just be fucking around. I don't be caring for real, but as soon as y'all leave.

SPEAKER_04

When y'all left, bam, bam was out there hooping. This nigga was like, he was hooping, man. I can't even see. I was like, this nigga tried, bro. What the fuck is he talking about? This nigga, you missing. As soon as y'all left.

SPEAKER_01

Before you came, bro, we already won like two games.

SPEAKER_07

When me and Will Agent played, win win. Let me tell, bro. What y'all there when we was? Yeah, yeah. Who was selling? Corey. I said, Corey, get back on TV. See why some niggas he came.

SPEAKER_01

That nigga. But no, I ain't no. The niggas that y'all was going against, bro, they came with hoopa shoes off. Y'all was gonna lose regardless.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, Will had on hooper shoes with his outfit.

SPEAKER_01

I never seen Will who, but he looked like he trashed.

SPEAKER_07

He not that he's not that bad. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think I remember him touching the ball though. I remember you, Will look like that. I don't remember seeing him, I swear to God. I know he was on y'all team, but I don't remember.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know if he could.

SPEAKER_08

I think.

SPEAKER_04

Did we play any sports with Will?

SPEAKER_01

No. And I tried, nigga, last summer. I've been texting y'all every Sunday, y'all, y'all hooper today?

SPEAKER_04

Nigga, that's not my fault. I was like, bro, let me put, let me see what they're doing. You don't remember. They want no shit.

SPEAKER_06

Had that nigga ever went paintballing with us either?

SPEAKER_04

But if I borrow some money from a person and I tell you I'm gonna pay you at a certain time, I'm giving you your money. Even if I don't have it. Even if this is my last, like, damn, I borrow $70 from bro. I only got a dollar. I guess I'm gonna be fucked up. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_06

I'm like that now.

SPEAKER_04

And I don't fucking I just don't like to I don't like to be I don't have to like to be in somebody's debt. I hate being in somebody's debt.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_04

Got me fucked up, no.

SPEAKER_01

I actually Don't think about it. If I borrow money, I don't think about that shit at all. But when it's the like the time cover, hey, you remember we walked around? I just seen it.

SPEAKER_06

See, I got a sister. She'll swear up and down.

SPEAKER_01

You know what?

SPEAKER_06

You ain't own her no motherfucking money. You know what? I know how to handle you.

SPEAKER_04

I banned Sheena for borrowing money to any of y'all family members.

SPEAKER_06

Not me.

SPEAKER_04

No, we not you, no. But it's a lot of y'all. I said, nah. No. Yeah. She's like, uh, what you call said, no. Touch, such. I said, no. Nah. She gave she gave one of y'all sisters some money years ago. We still ain't got that back. And I was pissed off when I found out how much it was. It was $200. We still got our money back.

SPEAKER_01

I could use that.

SPEAKER_04

You, you.

SPEAKER_01

I could use $200 right about now.

SPEAKER_04

I was pissed off. I was like, you know what? I would never borrow money to well, I got I got five, four siblings. One of them is um special, special need, so she'll never borrow the money from me. The other three.

SPEAKER_06

You got a retarded sister? You gotta is he talking about me? Wait, are you serious?

SPEAKER_04

First of all, she's not retarded. What's wrong with her?

SPEAKER_06

What's wrong with her?

SPEAKER_04

She can't she can't eat. She can't process food. Like, she can't eat it through her mouth, and then her arms and legs was um the other way when she was born.

SPEAKER_06

So why she can't borrow money from her?

SPEAKER_04

She's like, and then it's like mentally she wasn't completely developed, right? But she's not retarded.

SPEAKER_06

Can she talk?

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04

You got a retarded sister.

SPEAKER_06

What the fuck is what the fuck is wrong with you?

SPEAKER_08

I'm crazy. He's slow. I thought he was talking about you, but I I knew he wasn't talking about you. But when you when you put it in your own head, I thought about it was you too. Cause what the fuck? You talking about me? Tell me.

SPEAKER_04

Two of my sisters, my brother, I can borrow money too. I don't gotta worry about this. My other two sisters, there's no fucking way I'll borrow anything. This nigga stupid.

SPEAKER_09

I had an empty that had down syndrome. She used to beat me for no fucking I used to be mad.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not gonna, I gotta cousin. He a little off. Not a little off. He he all the way off. But he's strong as a bitch, bro. When I was a kid, bro, if you walk by him, but he'd grab your shoulder. But yeah, fuck your outfit up, bro.

SPEAKER_06

She used to play spades by herself. That's how fucked up she was.

SPEAKER_01

I remember it one time, bro. This nigga grabbed my, I had a button up shot on, bro. He grabbed my shoulder, nigga. He broke two of the buttons. I was pissed. Man, yeah. Okay, fuck that.

SPEAKER_04

Let's lighten this up a little bit. You took it somewhere else.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you did. I took you took it else. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_04

You took it somewhere else.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, be quiet. So question. Is liking a pitcher considered cheating?

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm. It depends on that. Why are you in there with the city? Yeah, she ain't hesitate.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. That's the fastest the bitch that they likes. That's the fastest she said something all night.

SPEAKER_04

She said, mm-hmm. A little bit. How is that cheating though?

SPEAKER_06

I mean, it's not cheating, but. What you like that you see? Because I know you ain't talking. Let's go. Let's go on uh Instagram and see who who likes what. She be in likes? Um I don't be in nobody likes on IG or Facebook. Me either. So you could. So what is X? That's what I'm saying. I ain't accuse you. I know.

SPEAKER_04

I'll just I you looked at me. Huh? X. Twitter, Twitter is nasty. I don't even got to watch it. I swear to God, my I don't even got a Twitter. My shit barely pouring, all pouring, bro. I swear to God.

SPEAKER_06

Click on my shit right now. You got a Twitter?

SPEAKER_04

I gotta delete mine. My shit damn near all pouring. I got it to watch messy videos. That's all I got on there. Look at that. Hey, look, I opened it. Look at opening it up and then look. Bam.

SPEAKER_06

Soon as I clicked on my shit.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, look.

SPEAKER_06

Drill it.

SPEAKER_04

That's sick.

SPEAKER_06

Look. Struck it with the emotion.

SPEAKER_04

Damn, she got a fat ass pussy.

SPEAKER_06

Let me see.

SPEAKER_08

Click on your see what type of freaked out too.

SPEAKER_04

Look at that. Oh no.

SPEAKER_08

And she got some big ass nibbles. Is she sucking a dick? Oh.

SPEAKER_06

They always freaked out on Twitter.

SPEAKER_08

She's nasty, nasty.

SPEAKER_06

That's overly freaked out. Oh what they say. Rain on me. When you're not strong, I'll be a friend. I'll help you care.

SPEAKER_04

Better not pee on me, man. I'm good.

SPEAKER_06

I don't want that. I got my own. You said take a shot. P on me.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I like that. Pee? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I swear to God, I make it rhyme.

SPEAKER_04

No, I'm good on that.

SPEAKER_06

That's my favorite thing. Ain't nothing wrong with a little lemonade.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, this is how Bam sound looks.

SPEAKER_06

Bam sack more yoga every day.

SPEAKER_01

Cut, cut, cut up. I ain't trying to get buffed. I ain't none of that. You know, the stronger you get, the more likely you are to get shot. Yeah, who's gonna fight you? I might want to fight another buff ass nigga. Damn.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, that's a nigga. So you is not gonna kill me.

SPEAKER_04

Call the police. If you're fighting a nigga and his dick fall out, what is you doing? You can have it, bro. I'm good. I'm out of here. Gotta stop. What if you pick you up and slam you and then put bro? I'm at the killer.

SPEAKER_08

Nah, you ain't kill that nigga that grabbed your wife in Jamaica, don't kill him. We in the United States.

SPEAKER_04

We in the United States.

SPEAKER_08

I don't think I'll be able to believe believe no shit like that.

SPEAKER_04

I swear to God. You know what?

SPEAKER_08

I believe you would because you send it out of your mouth, but like, I wouldn't.

SPEAKER_04

I can't see no shit like that. I'm definitely not doing anything. And I'm gonna be mad at her. Like, what you do to this nigga? Come on. Y'all, y'all probably would. So y'all oh y'all ego and emotions are gonna let y'all overpower your actual logic thinking. You're like, I'm gonna do something to this nigga in a foreign country.

SPEAKER_08

No.

SPEAKER_04

Honestly.

SPEAKER_06

I think it's like how disrespectful.

SPEAKER_01

Come on, it depends on what's going on.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Nigga, you might not get out that country.

SPEAKER_01

I ain't even gonna lie, could you?

SPEAKER_04

I care.

SPEAKER_01

You gonna be like movies.

SPEAKER_04

It's a level of you off like beat that nigga ass? No. No.

SPEAKER_06

She said she she with you. She with you. Let's go.

SPEAKER_01

Let's go.

SPEAKER_06

I'm sorry, sir.

SPEAKER_01

It's a level of disrespect. You just gotta die about. Nah.

SPEAKER_08

Dude said, you just gotta die.

SPEAKER_01

Fuck it. No. Come to a point. You just gotta die about that.

SPEAKER_08

A nigga come nigga come grip your ass. You gotta die. I'm saying yes.

SPEAKER_06

If a nigga grab my wife's ass in front of me and look at me and just be like, Bitch, why your ass too big?

SPEAKER_04

Bomba club. Your ass too big. Bomb my club. Come on. Plus that's what you're saying. Hey, push that boy. Your ass should be this goddamn big, bitch. Let's go. Hey, but listen, in Japan.

SPEAKER_05

He just not causing no conflicts. I am not at home with my tools.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, listen. You know, in Japan, you will go to jail for up to a year for spitting on the ground. Just imagine you do something to somebody. You're never coming home. And if you don't believe me, look it up. Where do you spit? You swallowed it in Japan. There's many spots. You swallow it in Japan.

SPEAKER_06

Remember, you spit on her grave?

SPEAKER_01

That was an accident.

SPEAKER_08

You just let her tell your business like that. That was an accident. And you didn't talk about that was an accident.

SPEAKER_06

Why the fuck did accidentally fucking grave? He did the set. I swear to God, I said, You want to realist nigga?

SPEAKER_05

I said you just spit on somebody crave.

SPEAKER_01

That's fucked. That was an accident, bro.

SPEAKER_06

Dude, keep saying that. That shit was crazy.

SPEAKER_01

You know how you cough and that shit just come up.

SPEAKER_06

You do that shit all the time, bro.

SPEAKER_01

I wasn't thinking like, damn, I'm in the graveyard right now. What you was thinking? Well, you I just cough.

SPEAKER_06

You was you was in the graveyard though? Yes.

SPEAKER_01

We was walking through. What you was doing? Oh, I was about to ask.

SPEAKER_04

I was going to see somebody. Would you fuck a bitch in the graveyard?

SPEAKER_01

No. Nigga, when we was, nigga, when I did do that, nigga, I swear to God, later that day, bro, we we heard a fucking heartbeat loud as a bitch. And there was nobody. Like, it was just like. Were y'all hi? No, I don't even know. No.

SPEAKER_06

We wasn't. Okay. Can we talk about drugs on here? We can talk about whatever the fuck we want to talk about. Alright. So, as a pod, Ben wants to do strums and go to the movies and watch Scary Movie Six and then come back and I'm so down. And come come home to do a pod while we're still high.

SPEAKER_04

I'm so hold on. I don't know if we're gonna be able to function.

SPEAKER_06

That's why I said I said, wait, Ben, I wouldn't do no shit like that. Wow.

SPEAKER_08

I wouldn't, um, I don't do drugs. You would do strums. No, I wouldn't. Why? With us? No, I wouldn't.

SPEAKER_06

I know the bitch that growing.

SPEAKER_04

No, I wouldn't though. I don't know if I trust a bitch that grows strong.

SPEAKER_06

You would? What? I don't know. I'm not ready to go on a trip. It's not that bad. Do something already. You did it? Yeah. My first trip was with him. I did a couple times. No, mine wasn't. I be having a great time. Mine wasn't bad. You be having a great time. I was hot as fuck. I was my first trip.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not gonna buy because it depends on where you are.

SPEAKER_06

And how you feeling.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. See, I'm always like in it. Like I'm genuinely always in a good time. I was playing call of duty. Like subconsciously and consciously. I'm always in the city. Nigga, I was like, I took the shit. I just be getting happy as a bitch.

SPEAKER_07

Wait, what time? I was advancing this shit.

SPEAKER_06

He was wearing Call of Duty by the style, bro. That nigga thought somebody got him. Bro, I was in there tripping. You gotta ask Sheena.

SPEAKER_04

I was in there tripping. And then Shinny was saying Shinny was sleeping. Shit, I was looking like.

SPEAKER_06

One time I did an edible. I swear to God was tripping so motherfucking hard.

SPEAKER_08

See, I wouldn't eat no edible.

SPEAKER_01

No, don't do that though.

SPEAKER_06

I was driving. One, I didn't feel my feet touching the pedal, so I don't know if I'm pressing the gas or not. I just kept asking him, like, am I going too fast? Am I going too slow? I swear to God, it was the longest. And my kids was in the car. I just kept crying, like, please let me make it. So my kids. It was me, bam, and our kids.

SPEAKER_01

His uh and my daughter. Two cars rolled. They they went by us. She like, am I going too slow? I said, Fuck them. We're gonna get there when we get there.

SPEAKER_04

So bam, I mean, uh, damn. Ebony gave Bonnie an edible. He didn't know he had an edible. In Vegas. He don't smoke or drink liquor. Listen, we on Fairmount. He like, these likes beautiful.

SPEAKER_06

I'm like, we walking, I'm like, what the fuck wrong with bro? That's the top. No, he didn't go with us when we did.

SPEAKER_04

You say he don't drink either? No. No. So I wasn't, I was tripping. I'm like, what's wrong with bro? He was, I'm like, all right, whatever. So we kept walking, kept going. Then we get in the car. He's driving. He on the highway. This nigga going like 30 miles per hour, bro. He said, he said, am I driving slow? Everybody like, bro, you driving slow in the bitch, nigga. Pull the fuck over. He was like, man, I don't know what's going on. And my sister in the passenger seat rolling.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, she had me. When I took that edible, that edible in Vegas. Hold on, when we went? Yes, you remember that shit? No. We went the oh, you didn't move?

SPEAKER_04

No, she was gone for two days.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not gonna lie, cuz when we go to I'm not smoking. I'm not doing no edibles. No, I'm not drinking. Drinking. Go where? Vegas. You ain't drinking either? No, I'm drinking, but I'm not doing no weed, no T C, none of that shit. Why? I'm cool.

SPEAKER_04

Is was that the time where I uh had that um pre-roll and uh threw away the weed?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_04

I bought I bought like I bought a lot of weed that day. And I bought a pre-roll. It was five of them. I smoked one of them bitches. I smoked one of them bitches, bro, and in the middle of the night, I was so high, I said, they gonna come and get me out of this motherfucker, bro. I got up. I fuss it, I flush the whole Tracy down the toilet. Like, they ain't fucking with me.

SPEAKER_01

That's why I'm about weed, nigga. I bro I swear to God, nigga, when I get high, I get in the tomorrow where I start cleaning. And once I get done cleaning, I'll be like, I just sit with myself. I'm like, bro, why am I high? I start thinking about all the other shit. I just throw everything away. Everything. Weed, everything. You gotta go.

SPEAKER_04

Nah, nigga, that shit. Did y'all got any bad trips? Not me.

SPEAKER_09

Well, with edibles, yes.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we we hard, we hard our three trips. Yeah. That was bad. Oh, you don't got no bad one. No, every edible is bad.

SPEAKER_05

Oh he was off an edible with me the same day that I was tripping.

SPEAKER_01

Nigga, I didn't, nigga, every nigga, I swear to God, nigga, that same day, first off, nigga, I took that, I took two edibles. They only took one.

SPEAKER_06

Nigga, but I was smoking though.

SPEAKER_01

They sent me upstairs to go get something. I went to the bathroom. I never went back downstairs. She like, we finna go. I said, cool. I've been ready to go. When I got home, I sat my son on the bed. He watching the TV and shit. I just started tweaking. Like, I can't keep doing this shit. I gotta say that. I said, bro, I can't keep doing this.

SPEAKER_06

Meanwhile, I swear to God, I don't know what the fuck my kids did the rest of the night because I'm with my bro.

SPEAKER_09

I don't know if the motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_01

I swear to God. This is my people was still living with me at the moment. So they came and got him. But nigga, I was just, me, I laid down for like 10 minutes, woke up, I felt higher. I said, nah.

SPEAKER_04

See, that's what I don't like about Edibles. You can't sleep that shit off.

SPEAKER_01

Nigga.

SPEAKER_06

I felt like you're on a roller coaster.

SPEAKER_04

You can sleep weed off.

SPEAKER_06

You go to sleep every time.

SPEAKER_04

Depending on that depends on how high you are. Yeah, I was about to say depends on it. Because you ever did the oil, the uh wax? I ain't never do no wax. Every time. Oh, I got a question for y'all. All right, I'm sorry I cut everybody off. But have you ever waxed a girl? Would you wax a girl? You ever waxed your girl or got waxed by a girl? You? You? I'm scared to get a wax.

SPEAKER_06

I want one for a motherfucking phone.

SPEAKER_04

You want to wax by you? That's not the ax. Why the fuck? I don't want to wax you. I might play with you a lot. Niggas said.

SPEAKER_05

What you doing down there? Keep going. Hold on, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_07

No, you need to stop engaging in it. I can't wait. No. Damn.

SPEAKER_04

But my question was about to be, would you wax your girl? Yeah, she let me. I wax mine, dude. I love doing it.

SPEAKER_08

Hell no, because I might fuck something up. I would.

SPEAKER_04

I love doing it. Rip her pussy lips off?

SPEAKER_06

I don't know. I don't want to fucking.

SPEAKER_04

I'm so gentle around her pussy lips, though. Oh, that's so sweet. I even do this. And then I put the wax. You wouldn't let her wax you? Why? Because she don't know what she doing. I got the shit upstairs if y'all want to use it. See, I'm not gonna lie. If I get waxed, she's gonna have to eat me up. And y'all know that, y'all know that black thing that's in that room. Y'all know that black thing.

SPEAKER_06

No, I wax her. Because I'ma know what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_03

You don't wax her?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. You got a bush down there?

SPEAKER_03

Are you doing this? No. Wax on, wax off. That's it's not. That's you gotta go again.

SPEAKER_01

Don't let me wax no bitch. I thought that. I thought that. And I ripped the bitch pussy off.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, shit, hey, shit, it was in there like, ah, how you doing? I'm saying, my bad.

SPEAKER_08

I don't think I would let her because I'll be too scared. Like, I'll be like, you don't know what you're doing.

SPEAKER_06

I'll wax. I know what I'm doing before you know what you're doing. I ain't waxing. Yeah, I agree. What's the difference between? You my girl's sister.

SPEAKER_01

I can't do that. You go get her butt too.

SPEAKER_06

I'm her sister too.

SPEAKER_01

You go get her butt too? You'll do the butt.

SPEAKER_04

I sprayed the I spray the lips. Fucking perfect.

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Perfect.

SPEAKER_04

It's better not for it. I'll be like, I'll be like, breathe. Breathe in. Hold it. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_06

I'm okay. I want to get one for the crew. So bad, but I'm so scared. Get one. I'm thinking about you wanna go together, get one? I'm scared. I said go together.

SPEAKER_04

Listen, I got the supplies. Y'all can get y'all girls. I'm not doing it. Y'all can get y'all girls and y'all gonna do it. Don't say you can get told.

SPEAKER_06

My wife's not gonna do she too rough. I don't know.

SPEAKER_08

I think Mariah is gonna be too too. I feel like Mariah's gonna be too gentle and she's gonna have to do it, do the shit too many times.

SPEAKER_01

I got a question. I got a question for the studs. Okay, I got a question for not you. Yeah. The studs. Slim is CJ. The women shave, men, they use clippers. What do y'all do?

SPEAKER_08

I whatever. Skip. I use I shave there. Dude said teeth. I say come back.

SPEAKER_10

You shave supposing it. Y'all don't use clippers.

SPEAKER_06

Why? I used to when I was younger. Yeah, me too. My daddy clippers they used to. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04

Wow. Wow. That's crazy. Wow. I got kids. And it was his face. Only for you ever find out? No. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_08

I have too. My daddy used to, because my daddy had. My daddy had a bald head. My daddy had a bald head, so he used to like how you be shaving your shit, like when that little hair grow around, he used to be putting that shit right on your coochie.

SPEAKER_06

I don't know what the fuck it was for.

SPEAKER_08

And it was like, it was like my basketball era. And like, so I used to funky. I ain't never heard that. I ain't fucking. I ain't never.

SPEAKER_07

No. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_08

I said it was my basketball. Like I was playing. I know it was your basketball era. So you shave after you hook. I used to save from head to toe. I mean like from the neck down. I used to just. You hair. What's the neck down? Hold on. You hate to be.

SPEAKER_01

What are you saving?

SPEAKER_04

For the neck now.

SPEAKER_08

I used to shave under my arms, my legs.

SPEAKER_04

You don't got hair on your chest, do you?

SPEAKER_06

No, motherfucker. You bitch, you the one that said neck. I'm saying like I never had to shave my legs before. Yeah. Never. I never shaved my legs before. I don't shave my legs. I don't got hair on my legs.

SPEAKER_01

I don't got too much hair nowhere, besides up here and down there.

SPEAKER_04

Uptown, downtown.

SPEAKER_01

I'm just starting to grow this shit.

SPEAKER_08

So you you you look like you look like the type of nigga that got chest hair.

SPEAKER_01

No. Oh, nigga, I was on a cruise. I barely had a shirt on. We got chest hair.

SPEAKER_06

He don't. I wasn't paying the CC to you. He ain't got taco meat.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I barely wear a shirt. I ain't gonna wear no shirt this cruise.

SPEAKER_06

You fucking had on the shirt.

SPEAKER_01

I was taking them bitches off every day.

SPEAKER_06

I don't remember. I'm taking my eyes off too. I'm letting this stomach hank. Last cruise, I did it, and I seen a lot of bitches' stomach hang.

SPEAKER_01

She drunk ass shit?

SPEAKER_06

You think I'm not finna have my stomach out?

SPEAKER_01

Why are you talking to me like that? Put some bass in your voice, bitch.

SPEAKER_08

That's a gay bitch right there. She talks about bitch right there. You definitely need. First off. There you go. There you go. No, CJ, don't come back now. Well, you said, and then you turned your head when you said it. You always talking shit about me.

SPEAKER_04

You know we only got 30 days left, right?

SPEAKER_06

I know. I sent the whip.

SPEAKER_04

We gotta get in the gym.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, we supposed to be in the gym today. Okay. Shut the fuck up, nigga. You don't need no money to go to no fucking gym, bro.

SPEAKER_01

You don't.

SPEAKER_06

You finna piss me the fuck off.

SPEAKER_08

Did y'all say that in the group chat?

SPEAKER_01

It was an excuse. That's you ain't want to be on the first place.

SPEAKER_08

I didn't.

SPEAKER_04

What gym y'all trying to go to? The whack. Yeah. Oh, that's what that was? Yeah. I was like, I wanted to go to the whack. So I was going to sent that. I didn't without doing that. I'm like, what the fuck is he talking about? I got the first thing. You gotta think about it. So I'm only glancing at like. And then y'all didn't want to pick like y'all didn't like it. And I walk away and do something else. You know what I mean? Back in the back of my head, I'm like, I don't know what he's talking about, bro.

SPEAKER_01

I ain't nobody replying to you. How much whack?

SPEAKER_04

How much did it cost you to do it?

SPEAKER_01

$54 a month.

SPEAKER_04

For one? One time?

SPEAKER_01

No, a month.

SPEAKER_04

But I'm saying, like, if we would have gone today.

SPEAKER_06

It won't cost nothing because you got passes.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, if you would have got a membership, they would have charged you for like half the month or like whatever it was. It's probably like $13, $14 or shit like that. If y'all would have got the membership. Yeah, because you're going to be able to do that. Why would I want to buy the membership for that?

SPEAKER_04

Huh? Why would I buy the membership for that?

SPEAKER_01

For the wax?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I already got one for Planet Fitness. They got more stuff. Bro, okay, see, that's where you would have lost me at when we would have gone there. I'm cheap. You ain't got a chance.

SPEAKER_06

You wouldn't have to pay today.

SPEAKER_01

Oh. If you chose to, then you can just to have your shit, but I got guest passes.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, see, that's what I'm saying. I ain't know that. But if y'all would have y'all would have started with that shit, I would be like, yeah, I'm cheap than a bitch. I'm not doing that. I already got one. We it's I don't even want to say it.

SPEAKER_06

Bring your bitch ass out after stop acting like a bitch, bro. Um, and that includes tonight fucking episode.

SPEAKER_01

They ain't gonna be listening to this shit like that. Thank y'all. You say include.

SPEAKER_06

What you mean?

SPEAKER_01

That's not that's not what what that means. Yes, it does. Includes. Includes. No.

SPEAKER_06

Shut the fuck up. You just confused me because I said it right the first fucking time, bitch. Say it. Say it. Bitch, you just threw me off. Shut the fuck up. What did you say? That concludes.

SPEAKER_03

There you go.

SPEAKER_06

I said that the first time.

SPEAKER_03

Record it back the last podcast you said to stay. Record it back.

SPEAKER_06

Our fucking episode. Thank y'all for listening. Check us out next week.