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Tone, Bam, Cj, Angel, Will Season 1 Episode 6

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Well for some reason we can't stop tone. He just goes off and tries to harass everyone on this podcast this episode. We go from talking about your favor sitcom to him rubbing and grabbing nipples. Listen to this crazy episode and tell us where we can get some help for this fool. 

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SPEAKER_04

Welcome to the Slipped Up Podcast, Bentuwe slippin'.

SPEAKER_01

Slip up into yo bitch. Put our motherfucking finger in her booty hole. Alright. Fuckers you talking to blow.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, don't you? She gon' like it. Fuckers, you talking about. We got C Bizzle in this bitch. Willie and this motherfucker, man. It's slim in his bitch.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

It's your boy Tom man. What up, man? Oh hey, we starting off. It's finna be one of them ones. Woo! We starting off, boy. Am I the only one drunk on this podcast right now? No, yes.

SPEAKER_00

I think I am a little bit. I don't know what's wrong with me.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we gotta take it. We gotta take our shot. Y'all take y'all's shots too. Yep. Why you ain't grabbing the other one? Because I just said that one right before y'all said it. Oh bro.

SPEAKER_04

Y'all be letting her pay. I mean, it be you want this crazy. Well, I don't know. Y'all, y'all acting like some hoes too. But this nigga Tom be having a mixed drink every time. And we be drinking straight liquor.

SPEAKER_02

Straight, you're right. First of all. Y'all want to drink my mixed drink?

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_02

Give strawberry juice. Strawberry juice. I see you make the ball. Move the ball. No, hold on. First of all, this nigga gonna come over here trying to stun on a nigga. Is it right or wrong? Like this. Right or wrong. Am I lying? Am I lying or more? Drink it, my nigga. Taste it. Taste it, but it's not but liquor. So we gonna be back. Fuck that. No, he goes strong. Drink the strong nigga.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, I'm asking for a cup.

SPEAKER_02

No, fuck a cup. Take a sip. He done slipped up and made him sip his shit. Mm-hmm. Sip that shit. Pause a little bit. Come on, y'all. Oh my god, nigga. Always gotta be gay, bro.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, y'all ain't gotta watch it.

SPEAKER_02

Drink the shit there. Drink that shit, bro. You a sipper. I mean he drank that shit.

SPEAKER_01

Delicate as a shit, man.

SPEAKER_02

It ain't nothing but liquor in this bitch. Telepie something something different.

SPEAKER_04

There's some cranberry juice in there.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but not man.

SPEAKER_04

Y'all can taste the cranberry juice.

SPEAKER_02

Y'all want to taste this shit? Nah.

SPEAKER_04

Y'all ever drunk.

SPEAKER_02

Y'all want to taste this shit?

SPEAKER_04

Y'all drink uh cranberry.

SPEAKER_02

This nigga trying to hold me.

SPEAKER_04

I don't like it. Exactly. Y'all know how y'all can just drink Crown Royal. I mean, that shit go get you fucked up, but you can just drink it.

SPEAKER_00

Apple, boy.

SPEAKER_04

That shit it it tastes good. I ain't fucking with the apple.

SPEAKER_02

I ain't gonna that shit do something to you. Tell me that shit don't taste good, but you can taste the liquor. Can you give me a cup? Listen to the couple of things. Oh my god, hold on. Hold on. You know we on the pie, babe. Why you calling me? I do. If the mart actually buy him some food, don't buy him no food. That's why you call me. Can you give me a cup so I can get some food? Bye.

SPEAKER_00

I just want some cranberry juice.

SPEAKER_02

Psycho. Ain't your bitch. That's crazy. How everybody been doing though? Chilly. First of all, I still want to. I still don't like to get, I still don't want to get just slide past this nigga thinking I'm a bitch because well, bro. I swear to God, every lot of liquor in there. It worked. I seen them pour.

SPEAKER_00

It's plenty liquor.

SPEAKER_04

But still, that man, hell no, man. I ain't gonna lie. Hell no, cuz look at her shit. That shit pure. That's all I'm drinking though.

SPEAKER_02

My shit pure.

SPEAKER_01

My shit pure.

SPEAKER_02

You know what I mean? It's pure liquor. I like my shit to be a little diluted. I'm about to say.

SPEAKER_01

Like a I really I I personally don't think. First of all, I don't think I don't think like juice takes the liquor away. It doesn't just make it taste better. Yeah, it makes it make it easier to drink. So he's still drinking.

SPEAKER_04

I'm not saying he a hoe for drinking the juice, drinking that shit with the juice. I'm saying you you adding flavor to your shit when we drinking our shit.

SPEAKER_02

Go grab your beer then, bro.

SPEAKER_04

Don't drink it.

SPEAKER_02

That nigga drinking beer in there.

SPEAKER_04

I ain't even gonna lie. The beers that you brought to my crib, they all still there. I just thought you talked about that.

SPEAKER_02

They all still there. Hey, what is one? Red stripe there?

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_02

You probably left some Heineken's in there. What the brown ones? The brown ones are good. The green marbles? The green? The small brown one. Dark red. Yeah, that's red striped. Yeah. You usually be. You like them? Heineken. I only drink two. I only drink two. Red striped and Heineken.

SPEAKER_04

I drank one. I drank red striped and corona. I saw the I don't know what it was. I think I had just got done cleaning it up. No, I had this is the day my uh my light bulb hat went out in my car and I had changed it myself. I cleaned up. I was sitting on the couch. I'm like, let me go feel like a man today. I cracked up one of them beers. I said, bro, I I don't I don't get it.

SPEAKER_02

I drink Corona and red stripes. That's it. I only drink red stripes and uh Heineken. Every now and then, if I'm in a place where don't have neither one of those, I pull a Corona. Like I feel like, I feel like um What is the other Mexican beers?

SPEAKER_00

They're not Modelo. I I have one of them too.

SPEAKER_01

You got Dozacis. It's a lot, it's a lot of them. But uh like wine, like I can drink wine, but wine still give me that close to beer taste a little bit sometimes.

SPEAKER_02

Wine feels sexy. Wine give me the beer taste too. Yeah, you're like it's like not the beer taste, but it's yeah. Wine. I don't like wine at all. Me either. Give it to me. Give it never mind. If I say that, y'all gonna swear to God I'm gay. I ain't even gonna say it's nothing. Give it to you what? Nothing. Give it to you straight. Flick your teeth. Yep. Give it to you straight. Watch out. I'll bring you back to the city. No, you can't.

SPEAKER_01

My nigga said them some fucking.

SPEAKER_02

It might be the cranberry. Cutties wrong. That might be what you're doing. Call her titties cuties? I did. Oh what? Let me say. Don't look.

SPEAKER_04

Maybe sitting up.

SPEAKER_02

No, they they said to the flow. Mariah. She on the pot. She ain't on the pie. Oh yeah. First of all, let me let me suck them. I don't like my titties to be sucked. That's a good question. Why you don't suck her titties?

SPEAKER_04

Her shit be salty.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_02

You got salty titties? No. Your nipples nasty. You suck her titties? Why you can't just no reciprocity? I don't like my titties to be sucked. Why? It is the the the tingling from the biggest. You like your pussy getting sucked, but not your titties.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, bitch, uh, I'm not saying no last bag.

SPEAKER_03

I'm not saying I'm just saying I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, it ain't even what what you said. It's it's how you did it.

SPEAKER_03

You said my body. Hey, bitch, straight up.

SPEAKER_02

I'm supposed to have the flashback because it's in like your coochie, and then be like, I'm not saying I never had my titty sucked, but I just don't like the feeling. I don't. I don't like the feeling. Alright. I got something for y'all. And these two niggas know about this Ring. And I wanna bring it too. I want to bring it here. How many bodies is expected to be acceptable on your tongue? Let me go first. I say four.

SPEAKER_01

Like without without judgment.

SPEAKER_02

You say yeah, without judgment. Without judgment. There's no judgment here, my nigga.

SPEAKER_01

I say before I judge a motherfucker, you got four to five.

SPEAKER_04

That's crazy. Like, I ain't never thought about that shit. Cause I don't know. How many bodies a motherfucker? No, I'm not talking about me on the biggest.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna put it out there. I got six baby mamas. I definitely ate all my baby mamas.

SPEAKER_02

So how many got in total?

SPEAKER_01

Like as far as eating pussy.

SPEAKER_02

Eating pussy, not no bodies you fucked.

SPEAKER_01

Ten.

SPEAKER_02

Hell no.

SPEAKER_01

We need a buddy for cat.

SPEAKER_02

I don't believe it. That's what I got.

SPEAKER_01

Every bitch, I fucked. I didn't eat they pussy. I wasn't eating a baby man.

SPEAKER_02

We hold on. I gotta cut all this out. Where you cut that?

SPEAKER_01

We might as well restart the pod.

SPEAKER_02

We're gonna cut all that shit out. I'm just gonna cut it out. Yeah, he's gonna cut it out. I'm looking for the boy style. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

We had a pod where we where you said you would eat a bitch and not fuck.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Fact.

SPEAKER_02

So you so you told So you think the body, his tongue, his tongue body count is higher than 10?

SPEAKER_04

Yes. You think it's higher? Yes.

SPEAKER_02

He said 10.

SPEAKER_04

I don't think it's higher.

SPEAKER_02

Well, why is Cap?

SPEAKER_04

I don't think what?

SPEAKER_02

You said his you said it's Cap.

SPEAKER_00

You don't think he ate more than 10 bitches?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly. That's what we said.

SPEAKER_04

Your regular body count is not.

SPEAKER_00

No, we're saying his own.

SPEAKER_04

You said no.

SPEAKER_00

You said tongue body count.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah, hell yeah, yeah. I thought you said, do it. You think I said I thought you was asking me, do you think his tongue body count is higher than his regular one?

SPEAKER_02

I said, you don't think his tongue body count higher than 10? That's what I said.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Exactly. I do too. That's crazy. That's based on what you said prior in prior episodes when you said that you'll eat a bitch and don't fuck. I would, but I'm not eating every bitch. That's how I feel, but I'm not eating every bitch just because I don't want to fuck. All right, bro. We got that. What's your tongue body count? Ma? Yeah. That was not the question we asked. That was the original question. No, nigga.

SPEAKER_04

The original question was the number before we start judging. Don't ask me no shit like that.

SPEAKER_02

The question was how many bodies is acceptable on your tongue? Let me think. Let me think. I probably got like the question that five prior shit. I think I got like five, six. Yeah. My nigga, that's higher than crazy. I know. That's some crazy ass numbers, my nigga. Let's go back to the first question. I got two. I literally got two. Congratulations. And I think the acceptable count is five. For either one? Four or five. For male and female? Well, okay, first of all, that's like that shit is.

SPEAKER_05

You think it's different? Here we go with this sexy.

SPEAKER_02

It's not no sexy shit. I swear to God. For lesbian couples, I think it's higher. It should be higher. Because you know they can't do too much. But yeah, we can. Go ahead. Go ahead. Nope. Let them finish. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_04

What's your time by the count? Fuck all the bullshit. Fuck all the bullshit, man. Let's go back.

SPEAKER_00

That wasn't the question.

SPEAKER_04

I answered it though.

SPEAKER_00

That wasn't the question. Yeah, it's like six.

SPEAKER_02

Like five six?

unknown

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I think it's like five. I think it's five.

SPEAKER_00

Let her talk. Let her talk. I don't know. Are you questioning this niggas? No. No, no, no. I don't believe it. I didn't go back and forth. I just said exactly. Okay. No, no, no, no. That's not judgment. That's just telling you. Your shit higher. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02

You ain't got a yeah. Don't don't cap.

SPEAKER_00

But yeah.

SPEAKER_02

What's your tongue body count? Four. I definitely don't believe you. That's where.

SPEAKER_00

You only ate four bitches up.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. Mariah is one, right?

SPEAKER_00

And you don't eat ass.

SPEAKER_02

No. You don't get bitches then.

SPEAKER_00

Can't.

SPEAKER_02

Because that's all y'all got. That's tongue. So your dick is real? I be slanging it like it's real. Hello. But answer the question. Is it real? Yes or no?

SPEAKER_00

It was made in China.

SPEAKER_02

Is it real? Is your dick real? Yes or no?

SPEAKER_00

Plastic is real. We reuse, reduce, and recycle.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my God. Y'all are the real reason why the STD race and shit is going up.

SPEAKER_03

You gotta be fucked up, bro. That's fucked up. Is that true?

SPEAKER_04

No. It gotta be a good thing. No, it's not. Somebody somebody's not normally.

SPEAKER_03

That's not true.

SPEAKER_02

That's not true. I understand how you stop saying it. But I would love to know the stats, though.

SPEAKER_00

That ain't it. Not for women. Look it up.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, look it up. It's not for women, though.

SPEAKER_04

It's for me. So what do y'all think the acceptable tongue body count is before y'all start judging a motherfucker? As a spouse or as a as a spouse.

SPEAKER_02

Five six?

SPEAKER_00

Six. Five, six. Yeah. Six, seven. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, I don't want no bitch sucking my dick and she don't got no experience. I don't want that.

SPEAKER_02

So you went, you went like, okay. Well, that's basically what you're saying.

SPEAKER_00

But you want a bitch then sucked a couple dicks.

SPEAKER_02

Just a couple. Yeah, I mean. I can't.

SPEAKER_01

She's biting that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00

Sucking this bitch hard as a bitch. Hold on now, slow down.

SPEAKER_01

What if her couple is 20? What if her couple is 20? 20?

SPEAKER_00

That means she can suck a good dick.

SPEAKER_01

Like if a bitch really was like, man, I'm finna suck your dick. Pause. But I got 20 before you. You you with that?

SPEAKER_04

I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_00

Just don't kiss her.

SPEAKER_04

But I'm saying, so that's that's beyond the point of judgment. Like, what is that point where it's like, all right, cool, you can't, and I'm still gonna stay with you. That is crazy. You say I don't ask. I I don't think I will ever ask though, for real.

SPEAKER_02

Because honestly, I don't know. You never wonder. I wonder. I I swear to God, I wonder. Uh I don't want to. Like, it depends on if we're talking about the body count in total, correct? Yeah. Wait, I thought you were talking about the tongue 20 dicks. If she sucked 20 dicks, oh my god, I ain't fucking with her now. I can't do that. I can't don't tell me you suck 20. 20 dicks, but you just said you want a bitch that's experienced. Cool.

SPEAKER_00

That's experience.

SPEAKER_02

That's experience, my nigga. That is, but okay, okay. What do you hold on, hold on. Let me ask her this. Ask this, Rather. How many dicks she needs to take in order for you to consider her experience? Not take. Suck. Suck. Sucked. Uh how time? I never asked a bitch, so I don't know what they need to do. Yo, no. Your opinion. Um damn. How many for experience? About five, six. No, that's too many. That's too many for me. That's it. It sounds bad.

SPEAKER_01

What if the bitch does suck five, six dicks and she don't feel like she good? So she feels like shit. I need to suck some more of them.

SPEAKER_04

I need well I well, I don't know. I don't mind showing the motherfucker a thing or two. But I still feel like you need in-game practice. I mean I need to see you on the floor.

SPEAKER_02

What the fuck? Dude said in-game practice is crazy. Hey, I need a scrimmage real quick. Hey, look, I'm looking at these stats, right? This shit don't add up, my nigga. What? Like it say for comedia, women contracted. I mean giving to.

SPEAKER_01

Contract.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I understand that. But at the high number of one point 1.2 million cases is are open, right? In 2020. 2020. In 20. Oh my god. Hey, in 2024, bro, is 1.3. And the men contracted at 564,000 in 2024. That don't make sense that. Which means most of the motherfuckers got it from the same nigga. You think it's the same nigga? Yeah. It can't be the same nigga.

SPEAKER_04

We're like these bitches just giving it to their giving it to each other.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Lesbians and connors. But you gotta think about it. These I ain't even gonna like cause.

SPEAKER_02

This is this is from the CDC, my nigga. No, no, for sure. The numbers is there, but hold on, hold on. Because these motherfuckers, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04

Go ahead, bro.

unknown

Go ahead, bro.

SPEAKER_02

Go ahead. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_04

You gotta think about if a nigga burning, how is he burning? Thank you. Because he keeps fucking multiple bitches unprotected.

SPEAKER_02

First of all, he burn he can burn from one bitch unprotected. For sure. And give it to plenty bitches. That's how they go. Yeah, but really. The numbers don't don't say that though. That's because niggas don't be that's because niggas don't be going to get checked. That's all that means. That could be that too. I ain't gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_00

That's what straight said gay bitches and the reason for you.

SPEAKER_02

I ain't like shut the fuck up. You gay bitches. Shut up. Y'all gay bitch. Exactly. Shut up.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, y'all don't get nasty.

SPEAKER_02

Y'all don't get nasty? Do you get nasty, motherfucker? Not no more. I used to. But I ain't gonna lie, dude, it's only like probably like four, four bitches. I literally on my life, on my life, I only fuck without condoms. Four bitches.

SPEAKER_01

What's considered getting nasty to y'all? Can a bitch spit on you? No.

SPEAKER_02

Do say the fuck? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Bitch better not spit on you. Can a bitch spit on you? No. Like in your mouth or anything.

SPEAKER_02

In my mouth, yeah. Uh-uh. You said own me.

SPEAKER_04

I ain't in love.

SPEAKER_02

A bitch can spit on my dick.

SPEAKER_04

If I was in love, maybe a bit.

SPEAKER_02

A bitch can't spit on your dick? That's why I on my dick. No, he he no, you said he would have said that. You said spit on me. He said spit on you. Meaning. Isn't your dick part of you, nigga?

SPEAKER_04

Or you one of these stud bitches? That's all she could do.

SPEAKER_02

Are you one of these stud bitches?

SPEAKER_03

Your dick ain't part of you, nigga.

SPEAKER_01

Irritate.

SPEAKER_02

He's 100% men over here. So a bitch can't so a bitch can spit on you then.

SPEAKER_04

That's it though. I'm thinking he's talking about phase. I do. She might tone for it.

SPEAKER_01

Is that not what you're talking about? You talking about it. I'm fucking about like spit. Like you fucking a bit. That's why I said what's nasty to you.

SPEAKER_02

She can spit in my mouth.

SPEAKER_01

Like what?

SPEAKER_02

You talking about in the mouth? Yes. This nigga know what that's spit in. That cranberry joke. I'm telling you, trying to switch it so, but I'm trying to switch it. Nigga, you know what the fuck I mean. I'm using your words, my nigga. Bam Bizzle. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

I hear you. I hear you, man. That's why they they both answer yes to that question.

SPEAKER_02

No, they mad because I'm shitting on the game.

SPEAKER_04

You you wouldn't let your bitch suck your titties, but you'll let her spit in your mouth.

SPEAKER_02

That is kind of weird. I don't like my titties sucked on. Bitch, you'll like it if I suck your titties. No. Yeah, well, I grab that motherfucker. That ain't got nothing to do with nothing.

SPEAKER_01

First of all, duh.

SPEAKER_02

Bam, bam, bam. Do that up. He messy. What you he messy? He messy.

SPEAKER_04

I'm just asking that that shit just didn't make sense.

SPEAKER_02

See? You can hold that motherfucker, suck her and put it with your thumb. You can see it, or what? It hurt them all. You ain't in though.

SPEAKER_04

I told her.

SPEAKER_02

Can we we gonna switch spots nigga? And you look at laugh with your stupid ass. You sitting here next time.

SPEAKER_03

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02

It was funny. That's not funny though. Cough that motherfucker. Oh my god. I didn't use your thumbnail.

SPEAKER_01

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02

Rap that bitch in here, nigga.

SPEAKER_01

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02

Oh what?

SPEAKER_01

I ain't in the room. He said, oh what? Somebody get him. Y'all don't want to try to figure out that. Hey, no.

SPEAKER_02

Oh shit. Signey. It's Sickney, Tom. You need help.

SPEAKER_04

We need a shot. We can take a shot. I've been drinking this motherfucker this whole time.

SPEAKER_02

Come on, man. Pour up. Oh. What'd you say?

SPEAKER_04

Something about her body. Hey man. So at what point are we gonna start going out as a pie and doing shit?

SPEAKER_00

Because I really don't like how I won invited bowling. But who went bowling?

SPEAKER_02

Where the fucking go bowling? Right, who went bowling? This pod did not go bowling.

SPEAKER_00

You did.

SPEAKER_02

I did.

SPEAKER_04

Nobody went.

SPEAKER_00

And I just said I ain't like it.

SPEAKER_02

You went bowling with somebody? Yeah. My mama. All of them. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00

I stated my opinion.

SPEAKER_02

Alright, listen. I have an opinion. Well, I don't have an opinion. I have a question for you guys. Maybe you don't need to be on a pie. What the fuck, you I fucking her for? This is my bitch. What?

unknown

Ow!

SPEAKER_03

Get back, Ton!

SPEAKER_02

You got a red bra on? Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Bro, what is the house?

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god. Okay, listen. What the fuck is happening? That's what I'm saying. Just listen. It's abuse. It is abuse, and I like to abuse my bitches. And they like it too. Well, I don't. You do like it. That's why you ain't left. I'm thinking about it. You hear that? I'm thinking about it. That's that. Grab the dick. Oh my God.

unknown

Wow.

SPEAKER_04

Who's your question, man? Right. Ask your goddamn question.

SPEAKER_02

Y'all be letting him, y'all be letting him be a messy bitch. First one. Wow.

SPEAKER_04

That's you. Stand up for yourself. This is his house.

SPEAKER_02

Be a man. I be trying. Hey, that shit don't work over here, bro. I'll be trying. All right. Listen. You see a man beating up a woman in public. Do you feel that should or are you obligated to help that woman? Who wanna go first? I say something. Like from a distance.

SPEAKER_04

You then ain't got an axe.

SPEAKER_00

Like yo.

SPEAKER_04

Cause they will they will stop and jump you.

SPEAKER_00

No. That or she'll get her as beat and then still go home with the nigga. So it's like I'd be like, Yo, stop that shit. Or like something out loud from a distance. So he don't be like, bitch, I'll fuck you up too. He said, some of this too. No. But I'll say that. No.

SPEAKER_01

I feel like.

SPEAKER_02

As a man.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. I just I'll probably, it depends on like how bad he beating her. Like, if he just smacking the bitch or something, like throwing her, pushing her and shit, all right, cool. Hey, y'all in public.

SPEAKER_03

Wait, not cool, not cool, but you can't backpack my bro. No, no, no. Okay. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_04

I thought it was legal to be my bitch.

SPEAKER_01

My bitch. Not cool, but I'm saying, like, motherfuckers. So nope. All of us ain't never tussled with they with they bitch.

SPEAKER_02

No, I get I get the point you making. You just saying the wrong thing. First of all, I never tussled with no bitch. Ever. I did. Me too. I have. You? Yeah. I said on I said on multiple podcasts before. I slapped the bitch before. But I never tussled with them bitch. Especially not in public. I'd be damned if a bitch hit me. I'ma feel disrespected. Like, bitch, you don't respect. You don't respect me enough. Not to put your hands on me.

SPEAKER_01

I'll try to. I wouldn't try to fight the nigga, but I'll try to break it up. Like I ain't gonna try to hop on bullshit with the nigga, like, hey, bitch ass nigga, that's a female. I ain't gonna be on that. But I'll still try to like.

SPEAKER_02

You gonna break it up? You gon' hey, stop. What you say you gonna do? I'm gonna, hey, stop. What about you, bro? Did you say something?

SPEAKER_04

Yo, y'all, y'all cool over there? Y'all know people watching.

SPEAKER_02

I'ma walk, but like, damn, he beating that bitch ass.

SPEAKER_04

You done her got to.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, it ain't nothing like, I mean, like, you can't be like, hey, don't do that. No, nigga, I ain't doing that type of thing.

SPEAKER_02

No, I'm with y'all niggas. That's what I'm saying. I'm with y'all niggas because soon as soon as you jump in that shit, is with Bam, like Bam says either they gonna team up and try to jump you, and then I'm gonna have to kill them.

SPEAKER_04

And she telling on you for sure.

SPEAKER_02

Exactly. Or they're going home with you. You're gonna stop, you're gonna stop him from beating on this bitch, maybe put some hands on this nigga. And the bitch still gonna go get up and leave with the nigga. Right. I'm good. Like, damn, he beating that bitch ass. And it depends on if I'm walking or driving. Okay, I got a question. Hold on, stop. If I'm walking, if I'm walking. Oh my bad. I'm sorry. No, no, no. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god. Oh my nigga. Just the lady's nipples. Fuck his wrong with it. Fuck his wrong with this thing. It's bad time. It's a bad time. Stand your ass in the corner. Fuck his wrong. He punished.

SPEAKER_02

His mass do too much. I done forgot my train of thought now. Right. Let me ask my question. If you are with, we all go, like all of us go somewhere and somebody's spouse and then our spouses? Yeah, like say if you we we all go somewhere and you and your you and your bitch get into it. Is one of y'all gonna break it up? Or stop it like that? Yeah. Yeah, I'm stopping my nigga. Okay, okay, yeah. That's what I was that's what I was asking. And then I'm like moving, like, bro, what you wrong, bro? Why we out here? Why you beat this bitch at the crib?

SPEAKER_04

But what I'm saying. That bitch disrespect me publicly.

SPEAKER_02

I feel like I feel like most most You don't hear women on this podcast.

SPEAKER_04

We definitely don't.

SPEAKER_02

We don't. I do. First of all, we don't condone domestic violence. No, we don't. At all. Mariah. You be letting her beat on you? I think Mariah beat your ass. She's quiet too. She's gonna beat your ass, nigga. I'm not gonna. I feel like in most of these type of relationships. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

This is the masculine party usually be the one that begin their ass toe up.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm. Sometimes.

SPEAKER_04

That's how you feel?

SPEAKER_02

First of all, your ass before. Me and Mariah never fucked up. Your ass be caught like Sheena Gin, put her hands on me. Bro nigga, what that nigga, she's like, I'm thinking in my head why hey, she says it.

SPEAKER_03

I need to go to the hospital.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, she'll be on the phone. I'll be sitting back like, no, nigga. Listen. Listen, nigga, I was on the phone.

SPEAKER_04

She said, come get me. I gotta go to the hospital. I hear in the background. Bitch, you ain't going nowhere.

SPEAKER_01

Oh shit. I called she.

SPEAKER_04

I said, Cause should I go over it?

SPEAKER_01

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04

Hell no.

SPEAKER_03

I was getting fucked up that day. And they ain't saved me.

SPEAKER_02

No, me and Mariah don't fight. Me and Mariah, we got into it like real bad. When last time y'all fought? We never fought each other, like physically. We didn't argue. Okay, who grabbed who good pussy first? Always gotta take it to the extreme.

SPEAKER_04

Y'all ain't never gotten like no headlock competition. I think they all ain't never like went back and forth like just to see who was stronger. Like you tried to like yeah, you tried to be like stopped tearing your clitoris off. No, bitch, you stopped playing.

SPEAKER_02

I'll tear your clitoris off, bitch. Yeah, I didn't uh we didn't, I didn't I didn't did some shit like that. Tear clitoris off? No, Tom. Fuck. Excuse him tonight, y'all. Please. I'm not saying that every night. No, he started drinking early. Y'all put that honey in that bitch, didn't y'all? Don't fucking excuse him. The fuck? He started drinking early. No, it's not a little bit. We're talking about the other people. The listeners.

SPEAKER_01

Fuck them too. Fuck.

SPEAKER_02

Would y'all? Okay, I'm trying to see how I can uh form this sentence. This question rather. Because I kind of figure, I kind of think I know everybody's answer here. Okay. But I want to see how freaky you niggas are. Are y'all freaky first of all? Let me ask that question. Are y'all some freaky niggas? Define freaky. Because it's freaky and nasty, two different things. I ain't even gonna lie. I'm gonna go. Okay, I feel like it is. Listen, I like freaky and nasty is two different things. Y'all play agree on that? Freaky and yeah, definitely, definitely, yes. Y'all two? Freaky and nasty is two different things. Yeah. Okay. So y'all some freaky. You said what that means? Like it's like the same to you? What do you what is the difference?

SPEAKER_00

Nasty is. But you let a bitch shit. You don't have you don't have no Would you let a bitch shit on you?

SPEAKER_01

No. That's nasty. Oh, that's nasty. First of all, that's disgusting. Would you let a bitch piss on you?

SPEAKER_00

I will let a bitch piss on me, but shit, no.

SPEAKER_01

It's definitely square.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly. But shit.

SPEAKER_02

Anyway, but rain on me. It's a little perceived piss, but it ain't. It's majority pissed. No, it's not. Pull it up, nigga. You got a fucking computer in your hand. I'm not finna pull it up, but you don't want to pull up the facts, nigga? You don't want to pull up the facts, nigga? Pull up the facts, nigga. I know it's a fact. It's mostly pissed, nigga. How much you wanna bet? I got money, right? It's not mostly pissed. I got 70 right here. My bad. That's disrespectful. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04

What y'all been though? What is y'all? It's the part piss. Let me in that. Majority.

SPEAKER_02

Let me in on that. Majority pissed. Yeah. It's not pissed. I'm sorry, bro. I didn't mean to do that. You said it's not. Not majority piss. It's majority pissed, my nigga. It has some traces of piss, but it's not majority piss. It has some traces of but majority pissed. But that's not, we're getting too far. Yeah. First of all. You started that shit. I didn't start that shit, he did. About the square. You were supposed to ask the question. No, but but then he said, let's fucking.

SPEAKER_00

He said, is is y'all niggas freaky?

SPEAKER_02

He said that's the fine freaky.

SPEAKER_00

Right. And then he said, piss it on you.

SPEAKER_04

And then you said I wanted to know where I where I needed to draw the line at because y'all said freaky and ask was too much.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, do y'all fuck with nipple pinchers?

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_02

Nipple pinchers? No. You do. On your nipples?

SPEAKER_04

Both. Hell yeah. Y'all just be doing shit. Well, you a little older, man.

SPEAKER_02

You like Uncle Elroy as well. Whips and shit.

SPEAKER_04

No. You don't. That's something that comes with age. Right now.

SPEAKER_02

Nigga, I was fucking with whips when I was your age, my nigga. I'm black.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, wait. Let's see.

SPEAKER_00

But blood. Bam. Yeah, wait. Let's see. When my my bag goes through the TSA shit. Yeah. Let's see if we can see anything in my bag. On the monitor. Why would you put it in your suitcase? That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_02

If you put it in your suitcase, the check bag ain't gonna be a scene.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_02

You want me to put it if you put it in your carrying? You got a metal one?

SPEAKER_00

Because what I'm putting in there, I'm putting it in your butt clap, butt plug in there. My thing going in there. I'm putting a gag ball in there. Ooh, I like that. I'm bringing all that shit. Oh god. Made her vibrant panties all that shit.

SPEAKER_02

I got that too. Oh god. Y'all do that vibrator?

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_02

Y'all do vibrate panties? No, I ain't never did that at all.

SPEAKER_00

What, nigga? Oh shit. Y'all gotta get something like that.

SPEAKER_02

Press a button and you just see her jump. Yeah. I know.

SPEAKER_00

She didn't be like, stop.

SPEAKER_02

I'm like, I'ma wait till she talks to her mama or auntie.

SPEAKER_00

Sweaty. Oh god, nigga.

SPEAKER_02

Bro, hey, we went to we went to a dinner. I had that motherfucker. It was like six of them. I just I know you did that at the funeral too. It come with different pants. Did I have it on the funeral? Yes. I did have it.

SPEAKER_04

It comes with different panties, or they just put it on the pants.

SPEAKER_01

No, y'all see that's freaky as a bitch.

SPEAKER_00

They have a funeral.

SPEAKER_01

She got on vibrating panties, my nigga. That's freaky as a bitch.

SPEAKER_00

Like, like go in your panties.

SPEAKER_02

It go in the panties and then they have different modes. They come with panties and it's a bit.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it comes with a set of panties, but you can't women's panties have a slot in them.

SPEAKER_04

Stop doing the flex, bro. So they use them.

SPEAKER_02

Like how men got a the a pocket.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

They got pockets. You never examine a bitch panties before? They got the little slot in their panties. They regularly.

SPEAKER_00

No, I know that, bro. You got the remote control to it. So we control it. Turn it on and off as we please. Turn it on different. What's the colors and everything?

SPEAKER_02

How you know she's gonna have it on? I'm putting it.

SPEAKER_00

He controlling it.

SPEAKER_02

No, she got to put it in. Oh no, and I'll be like, put this on. Yeah. And she put it on. If she fit to be with her family, why would she put it on? Because I told her to.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly, nigga.

SPEAKER_02

If I tell my bitch to do something, she do it. I don't know what kind of control you got over. I don't know. I don't know what kind of control you got over your bitch. But mommy.

SPEAKER_00

Like my mother. I tell my bitch, put them on, bro.

SPEAKER_02

It depends on what type of mood we in. You better know how to control your bitches, bro.

SPEAKER_04

Right now, all my bitches.

SPEAKER_03

I'm gonna get the key. I'm gonna get you. Tell me. Telling me the drug. Yeah, man. Don't put them in the fucking piece.

SPEAKER_01

That ain't what I told you to wear. Look at that.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, you take me too far. Not doing that one.

SPEAKER_04

Snap back into reality.

SPEAKER_01

I thought you were sick. Look at that. I ain't gonna do that one, though.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, she takes it too far. That's you. That's why your bitch be beating your ass.

SPEAKER_04

That's too freaky to meet meet a bitch on a cruise and I already got the shit. That's too freaky. No, no. If I don't know her, that's fun. And I just come like, hey, I got this right out the pack.

SPEAKER_02

Put it in the picture. No, you be like, you wanna have some fun? Let's play this game. You keep the original pack, you put it in every time you're done with it. Pull it out like, bitch, I got this fresh pack. Put them on. That's I didn't carry. As long as she gives it. She gonna give it back. These bitches bleach their dick all the time.

SPEAKER_04

Y'all bleach it? You boil it in peroxide? No.

SPEAKER_01

Do say boil it. Put it on the stall.

SPEAKER_02

Or y'all don't. Y'all.

SPEAKER_04

Yup, yep.

SPEAKER_02

Let's talk about on the pile. Let's see if your hoes really clean or not.

SPEAKER_01

Y'all thought you bitches know how to clean your dick. Y'all soak it in the tub.

SPEAKER_02

I put it on and get in the tub and watch till I can follow it.

SPEAKER_03

Clean that bitch. Let me get the let me get up under there. Lift that bitch up.

SPEAKER_02

Let me ask you something. Is the straps dirty too? So you got you gotta clean underneath your straps? No. Let me clean the straps. No, it don't it don't be dirty. It gotta be dirty because it's all against you, nigga. So guess what?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, you say like we wear two different types of harnesses, and they're called harnesses, niggas, and not straps.

SPEAKER_02

I'm a nigga, so I would never fucking know.

SPEAKER_00

She actually have straps.

SPEAKER_02

How you know what she got? Because I blue. I said it. Yeah, she colors.

SPEAKER_00

I have underwear. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So you still got clothes. You ain't never fucking. Right.

SPEAKER_00

You ain't listening to this shit. You know what's crazy?

SPEAKER_04

Hey, these two bitches fucking.

SPEAKER_00

What? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

I said it on the pod. She saved her strap. Yeah, she helped her clean it. Is that hard? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How would y'all feel? How would you feel?

SPEAKER_04

Like you just walking around and she's got her strap on. Do you be like, for me? Put it up. I missed that question.

SPEAKER_03

I missed the question. I moved the question.

unknown

Put it up.

SPEAKER_04

I say you walk in on court. It's been changing clothes, but she still got her strap on. Do you, if you walk in, do you like look the other way?

SPEAKER_01

Like, I see you looking at my dad. Put your dick up, man. I see you looking at my dick. Yeah, how does that work? Or do you be like, oh, that's what you got?

SPEAKER_03

Like, no, bro. I wasn't that from.

SPEAKER_02

Like, you open it. You open the dick.

SPEAKER_01

We got the same dick. Type shit.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't be like, oh, let me just, oh no, how do you put some club? It's it ain't real. I ain't looking at me. I wouldn't.

SPEAKER_03

I would just be.

SPEAKER_02

No, how would you build that? No.

SPEAKER_03

My little Pee-wee. I weren't ready.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not on heart right now. Look away, I'm not on heart. This shit always on heart. It's soft right now.

SPEAKER_00

And we got something that's soft, nigga. So shut the fuck up. The fuck is the point of that? What you do with that? For people to wear it.

SPEAKER_02

That shit is dumb as it. That's cat.

SPEAKER_00

I swear to God. I swear to God. For dykes.

SPEAKER_02

They wear the soft dick. They wear a soft dick. Yes. Almost. Like trans too.

SPEAKER_00

I swear to God.

SPEAKER_02

Almost said some bullshit. Almost said some bullshit.

SPEAKER_00

Shut the fuck up. You said this shit like eight times, nigga. We heard you.

SPEAKER_04

That is crazy. That's that's wild.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So, yeah, they do. I mean, I don't get no I don't need no soft one. I need to be hard and ready all the time.

SPEAKER_04

This bitch is this bitch just kissed me in the car. Hold on. You're turning me up.

SPEAKER_02

Don't drop.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my head.

SPEAKER_02

Drunk as fuck. He wanna say what he gotta say so bad. No, don't say it. I'm not saying it. This cranberry. Uh this for everybody. That cranberry got something in that bitch. Now this bitch wanna put cranberry in the drink. Now he wanna put now he wanna be a bad bitch to put cranberry in the drink. First of all, come on. Don't everybody, don't everybody got it. Everybody got it? No.

unknown

I do.

SPEAKER_02

Corey, Corey mix her drinks all the time too. We just you just didn't say that. She always missed her fucking drink.

SPEAKER_01

You didn't or do? No, I don't. She don't mix it. She don't mix it. She just having a chaser. She don't mix it, though.

SPEAKER_02

Same thing.

SPEAKER_01

It's not the same.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, why do why do women fake their orgasm? Or question. Do you think women fake their orgasm with y'all? No. Not with me. No. So you don't think no woman ever fake orgasm?

SPEAKER_00

I fake a lot of things. I'll be honest.

SPEAKER_02

Let's hear this guy, Mr. Confident. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Know his answer. Hell no.

SPEAKER_01

I know what I'm giving to the game.

SPEAKER_03

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04

I can know you tell, I can only tell y'all what they tell me.

SPEAKER_02

That's it. And you believe that you believe them every time. The way they be acting? Shit. A bitch could be patine. That's cool. These bitches be. They just stroking your ego for sure.

SPEAKER_04

That's I'm not asking them to do it though. Mind you, I I would ask the bitch after we get done fucking. Well, I ain't I don't ask it too often. But like if I do think about it, like, these niggas always told me I ain't make a bitch come. I'll look over. You came? Did I? Shit like that. I'd be like, all right, cool.

SPEAKER_02

But what if, okay. What if a bitch wanted to fuck, right? Mm-hmm. You wanted to fuck. And she got the dick and it was trash and she lied about it. You ain't never think about it like that. He don't think he ever gave trash dick. I wouldn't say that. I didn't gave my dick. No. But I know the bitch guy gave some weak dick. I gave out some trash dick before. I know who I gave it to though. So I'm if they say it's weak, cool. Nine times out of ten, you weren't supposed to be getting this shit anyway. I ain't gave my girl trash dick before. I ain't mean to, but it's just happened.

SPEAKER_00

No, that's that's cool. Oh god, I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_02

No, I don't like doing that. Y'all have been together for a while, so it's like I be like, let me get two minutes.

SPEAKER_00

Gee, because that's all I got.

SPEAKER_02

I gave mine some trash too. How the fuck y'all give out trash dick? Quick. We don't give it all.

SPEAKER_00

What y'all giving it to? What y'all giving it to? Cause I want to come. That's why.

SPEAKER_04

What you putting your dick on for? What the fuck you mean?

SPEAKER_00

It don't matter.

SPEAKER_04

I'm so confused.

SPEAKER_00

Bitch, I got two minutes for dick.

SPEAKER_02

That's what y'all got the soft dick for?

SPEAKER_00

No. No, I don't have a soft dick.

SPEAKER_02

First of all.

SPEAKER_00

I got two minutes for you to shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02

Honestly, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

And y'all both could really suck my dick.

SPEAKER_02

You don't have a dick.

SPEAKER_00

Straight like that. I do, bitch, because I bought it. You don't have to. I bought it and I got the receipt. Actually, you can suck my dick too, nigga.

SPEAKER_01

You can't buy a real dick.

SPEAKER_00

Fuck you too. I love the shot camera. I can most definitely buy a real dick, stupid ass.

SPEAKER_01

You can't buy a real dick.

SPEAKER_00

How come I can't? How you gonna buy a real dick? A surgery. Bitch. What's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_01

I love you. That's a process. That's a process. I love you for longer. I still could buy a dick. You're gonna wait two years to get a dick.

SPEAKER_00

You still could buy me a dick.

SPEAKER_01

Two years to get a dick. Okay, whatever. Then we're gonna walk past it. You gonna put a warranty on it?

SPEAKER_04

This one got chlamydia. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03

You gotta wait snap weeks.

SPEAKER_01

Do snap two-year warranty. Okay. If you don't like it, bring it back. Look at that.

SPEAKER_02

Oh wow. Okay, first of all, I never had a female tell me that she didn't come. Only female I really asked if they came was my girl. That's the only one. Like you came. But with Shayna, I know if she came or not. You know what I'm saying? So I'd be like, I'm sorry, man.

SPEAKER_01

I ain't gonna lie. I know I haven't made every everyday.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, oh, oh, okay. You came for her.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. You be like, I'm sorry. No.

SPEAKER_02

I'd be like, she might be mad at me. But I'm gonna tell you. So you done?

SPEAKER_01

What?

SPEAKER_02

I was gonna say, what? Yeah. Too much info. To them, but TMD. Huh? That's the T D's. Too much dick. Too much dick. But it only it happened after I uh had a surgery. Because when I was in the surgery, when I when I after I got shot, like remember I told you I was uh handcuffed to the bed. So when the time I got when they unhandcuffed me, you know what I mean? I can't talk, so I'm just like feeling my body, and half of my shit down there was shame. And then I found out that they did some procedure or whatever. Yeah, that's good.

SPEAKER_03

We gotta stop talking about We gotta get off this topic.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

We've been talking about fucking for the past hour.

SPEAKER_02

What's wrong with talking about fucking?

SPEAKER_04

See, we talk about this every pie. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02

This is not a sex podcast. We're right gonna watch. She's gonna be pushing me, thrushing me. Go, go tone, go-to-go-ton, go-to-go, go tone, go-to. That's so good.

SPEAKER_00

That's so gay. That's so gay. She's gonna be sitting in a chair with her layer cross with them up like.

SPEAKER_04

That's your man's. That's your man's, too. So you like that shit.

SPEAKER_03

Dude, cut it out. Cut it out. If some people don't know, no, let me say this. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me say it.

SPEAKER_02

Listen, no, for the people that don't throw your ass the towel. Let me let me say this. For some people that don't know, I'm not sensitive to this shit. So don't feel bad. I'm not sensitive. She's gonna throw you the towel when we done. Shut the fuck up, Tom.

SPEAKER_00

You gonna come in her or on her?

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna make this bitch. You're gonna have my baby.

SPEAKER_00

You a messy baby.

SPEAKER_01

What's new coming, baby boy? You gonna have my baby.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't know if he was gonna make you a Twinkie or a toaster student.

SPEAKER_01

She said, so you're gonna. Right me in front of my strap. In front of my strap.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_02

I was finna say something, but see, I love you. Leave me alone. I'm gonna be hitting that shit like that strap out the way. Fuck throwing me off. Oh my god. You taking it too.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

Take another one, Belle.

SPEAKER_01

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02

They stressing me out too. I got you. Y'all stressing me. Thank you. You don't need no more. No, he don't. A real messy bitch. It's okay. I know. I'm not offended. Oh, let's lighten it up, right? Right. Y'all want to lighten up? Please. And this is not on sex, I hope.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

It's freaked out, eh? If someone paid you $300,000 to watch one TV show for a week on repeat, what would it be?

SPEAKER_00

Family guy. Boom dots.

SPEAKER_02

One.

SPEAKER_00

I know I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02

Over and over again. Do I still go through my daily life? For a week. You watching, you get off. No, I'm saying that. Yeah, yeah. You get off, you watching that. You go home before you go to work, you watching that. Shameless. For a week. This shit easy. It's been for a week, nigga. Yeah. Alright. One. One.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, just one. Oh, okay. That's why it keeps throwing shit out. I just got to pick one. God damn.

SPEAKER_02

I'm going to say SpongeBob. For a week? SpongeBob? What? There's plenty of episodes I've got. I'll probably watch like the originals. Will. I know yours. Yeah, hold on, Will. I already know what yours. Go ahead. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_00

I got two in my head.

SPEAKER_02

I want to know what both of y'all are. Mine probably would be something like the fresh prints. Okay, so Corey, tell me what mine would be. Just one.

SPEAKER_00

Can I I I got one? I got two heavy like in my head. Just pick one.

SPEAKER_02

Just pick one of them.

SPEAKER_00

Please can I say two? Can I say two? It's like two because I know.

SPEAKER_01

No, because you might say what I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_00

So just pick one. Really two. You gotta pick one, bro. Two. Yeah, pick one. Okay, say A or B.

SPEAKER_02

No.

SPEAKER_00

A or B.

SPEAKER_02

R B. The Walking Dead. Okay. That's what I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_00

The supernatural. Not whatever you know I'm talking about. That was K.

SPEAKER_02

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_03

Supernatural. He ugly as a bitch. What is it? Cops.

SPEAKER_02

It would never be cops. I'm saying Law and Order. It would never be Law and Order. What it would it'd be supernatural.

SPEAKER_00

Told you.

SPEAKER_02

That was A or B. I got a couple of them though.

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_02

Because I was always gonna fucking say it was monster. Can we like establish how many we got or the ones we would pick? Yeah, yeah. I got plenty of three. For sure. I got plenty, too. How many? Do three. Do three. No, nigga, this is my life.

SPEAKER_04

Do fucking all I do, nigga. I go to work, go home, go watch Netflix. This is my life.

SPEAKER_01

Restaurants of Belair. I got Boondocks. And then I'll start. Damn. I'll put everybody hates Chris in there.

SPEAKER_02

Wow. I would too. That's all right. Bam.

SPEAKER_04

I'ma have the originals. I didn't gotta put the boondocks. That's just like classic. You know what I mean? I ain't gonna say the boondocks because you said the boondocks, fuck it. I say the originals. Bitch. God damn. This is all I do, could all I do is watch TV.

SPEAKER_03

No!

SPEAKER_02

What are you talking about? Because I got throwaways. Me too. I got that 70s show, Bernie Mac, the 70s show. My mama. Alright, all right. He gave us four. I got Supernatural, The Walking Dead, and The Office.

unknown

Do we're good?

SPEAKER_01

Office is funny as a bitch. The office is. I got SpongeBob. It's sarcastically funny.

SPEAKER_02

Shut the fuck up. I got Spongebob. Law and Order. SVU. Make sure you put the SVU on the end.

SPEAKER_01

For sure. It's different ones.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. And then probably. You look like a special victim. I was finna say, like. You stupid.

SPEAKER_01

I never watched none of them motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_02

Go watch it. I hate it. You for real? You never watched Law and Order? I watched them when I hate you. But hold on. Go ahead. Go ahead. Let her finish out. Um, my third one probably is, I don't know. The fairy eye parents. That's good. That's curky. I'ma do Shameless. That's more than my thought.

SPEAKER_00

Or I could do uh I'm a I'ma I'ma just go back. Hannah Montana. I cry.

SPEAKER_01

Get your Miley Cyrus watching ass. No, that was that shit.

SPEAKER_02

20th. Anniversary or I ain't even gonna lie, cause I watched this shit.

SPEAKER_04

I'm looking at I'm not watching it. I clicked out of that and went to go watch the TV show.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not watching that shit. You know, one of my thought. Did you just say your three? One of my throwaways, I'm gonna say two of my throwaways for sure, which makes it hard because I do go back to them, would be shameless. Lip piss me off, so that's why I'll be like, fuck it, I don't want to watch it. But then it's be Game of Thrones.

unknown

Damn.

SPEAKER_02

What's your top five sitcoms?

SPEAKER_04

Of all sides. Sitcoms of all time. Yeah, not black, any sitcom. Just top five.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, okay, first of all, because I'm slow right now. All stars. Tell me what sitcom. I go I go on my so for me. I'm going that 70s show. Okay, that's what you're talking about. Sitcoms just a series?

SPEAKER_01

No, a sitcom. It's like, ain't it like with the sitcom is like a aftership? It'd be like a family setting. So George the Fest. Okay, yeah, sitcom.

SPEAKER_04

Family Matters, Fresh Prince, Martin, Bernie Mac Show, all that. My wife Kid. All on the G one-on-one. All of us.

SPEAKER_02

My wife and Kid. All of it crazy.

SPEAKER_00

All of us, all of us. Nigga. Go fish, nigga.

SPEAKER_03

He ain't gonna be. They said Bobby. Ugly ass.

SPEAKER_02

So you say, but people don't know that was about Will Smith.

SPEAKER_01

The five? No bullshit. It's about Will Smith. What?

SPEAKER_02

The show All of Us. Don't say that. Don't swear to God. Pull up the facts, my nigga.

SPEAKER_01

Look at his face.

SPEAKER_04

I'ma go. Damn. I'ma go. That's 70 show. And they gotta have everybody hates Chris in there. I'm dinner going, Drake and Josh. ICarly. Drake and Josh, iCarly.

SPEAKER_02

Y'all playing some. Yeah, that's some shit. That shit weak as fuck.

SPEAKER_00

What was that one show? They never left out the living room.

SPEAKER_01

Did I lie? Though? Nope.

SPEAKER_02

Why you didn't put it up there, nigga?

SPEAKER_01

I did.

SPEAKER_02

I showed You showed her. Nigga, show the pot.

SPEAKER_00

Niggas, nigga, read it. I think they was white.

SPEAKER_02

They never left the living room?

SPEAKER_00

Never left the living room. And it was like some stairs behind them.

SPEAKER_02

Full house? No, they left the word living room and full house.

SPEAKER_01

You said they never left the living room.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. All they stayed was on the couch.

SPEAKER_03

You buddy.

SPEAKER_04

They never left out the house.

SPEAKER_00

They only stayed in the living room.

SPEAKER_02

You talking about Married with Children?

SPEAKER_00

Old ass couch.

SPEAKER_02

No, they left out the house too. Oh, Married with Children did leave with memory. Al Bundy's colour. What is it being there talking shit in the house? People don't even remember Married with Children.

SPEAKER_00

What do you mean? Just fuck it.

SPEAKER_04

Is it funny?

SPEAKER_00

It's supposed to be, yeah. It came on um, what's 57 at nighttime?

SPEAKER_02

Ador swim?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it came on the door swim.

SPEAKER_02

They never left the couch. Y'all was rich. I'll be back.

unknown

Never.

SPEAKER_02

You gotta pee. I don't know what show you're talking about. Piss it tone.

SPEAKER_03

Piss it tone.

SPEAKER_02

He said, rub your fingers. Oh my God. I said piss it on. He said, I'm gonna pee on you later. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00

He pissed on the dog earlier.

SPEAKER_01

Oh god. Don't rub the dog. I pissed on his face. Like what? You just hear him piss it on dog. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'ma hold your face. I'ma hold on the girl.

SPEAKER_03

That's sick. That's sick. That's sick.

SPEAKER_00

Now she's freaky hazy. Y'all talk like that? Why?

SPEAKER_02

We always help funny each other. We don't talk like that.

SPEAKER_00

That ain't cool.

SPEAKER_04

Y'all be doing freaky. Y'all gotta get a guy.

SPEAKER_00

Like on this trip, y'all gotta like vacation, vacation, and family time. Who the fuck you talking to? Like, see, that's how you gotta talk to you.

SPEAKER_04

You wanna um you want me to take you to Zodocus?

SPEAKER_02

What the fuck is Zodicus? What is it called? What?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, you want me to take you to the freaky store?

SPEAKER_02

No, the sex store. Oh, the sex store. Oh, he said freaky store. A man taking me to a freaky store, I'm not okay with. You took her? No, we took each other. I'll take all my business. We took his bitch.

SPEAKER_03

That's what he said. That's what he said. He said you his bitch. I caught it.

SPEAKER_01

How many dollars you got?

SPEAKER_02

Look at him. Oh my God. That shit feels good. I ain't gonna be a little bit more. No, no wrong. No bullshit. It's a little toasty in here. Something wrong with you, Tony Tone. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_04

Y'all getting ready to shoot?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I think, yeah. Okay. And that wraps it up.

SPEAKER_04

Thank y'all for listening.

SPEAKER_00

See y'all next week. Peace. Peace, nigga. Come on, Tony Tom. Turn that shit off to me.