Slipped Up Podcast

Is It okay for someone to have sex in your house?

Tone, Bam, Cj, Angel, Will Season 1 Episode 7

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Tonight was a good podcast. We had a few people call in and gave their opinion on some of the questions. We had Is It okay for someone to have sex in your house, have you ever been burnt, and have you been a side piece and dint know?  

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Welcome to the slip up podcast where we slip and slip into it.

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Angry ass.

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No, I wouldn't.

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She looked to the left, looked to the right. She was like, oh, it's on me.

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No, I was right to the sound. Stop ass nigga. The sound ain't even took stupid ass too. You weren't even looking into the motherfucking sound.

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I tell you that B your song.

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Stupid ass. She said, should I go now? What about now?

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Bad ass.

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I'm not coming back on this pond no more.

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Hey man, it's your boy Tom. What's happening? Willie and this motherfucker.

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It's Mariah. You go last. You gonna fucking laugh. Fuck wrong with any bitch. Be quiet in this time.

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Shut the fuck up. Don't do that.

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I thought y'all was wrong with any bitch. She said it's it's Mariah. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. It's CJ. It's slim in this bitch.

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We got a special reoccurring guest.

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This bitch has been on here like three times. I know.

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That's why I say re-occurring.

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It's Mariah.

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It's Mariah.

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Hey, Mariah. It's Mariah. It's Mariah. Mariah Jarrell, Mariah Lynn. Shut the fuck up. All right.

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He's missing Bam right now, so.

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That nigga at work, Sweeping Flows. He'll be.

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Have Bam missed the part?

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Nope. Nope. Yeah, this is her first one. No, he didn't. This is his first one.

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Bam, you can't. Thank God. Can't lie.

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No. So everybody. Well, you the only one that really ain't missed one. So.

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I only miss one too. Shut your bitch up. I'll be damned if I miss one. Let me come in this motherfucker and y'all talking about y'all getting a pot.

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Who plugged the shit up? Sheena. Look at that. Lamar.

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It definitely be Lamar. She ain't doing that. I'm gonna take some fave. Plug the podcast.

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I don't need dad to plug this up. Tex Shinna, like he said, we can do it. Oh god.

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Right. He don't give a fuck. Y'all gonna wait until I go to work and shit.

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Let's start off with a shot, y'all. Yeah, let's do that. Always shot, man. Glass up.

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Mariah.

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She's drunk.

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Damn. Y'all was out drinking already.

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She was. I'm drinking drive.

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I drink and drive. Police. Milwaukee police, come get me, bitch. Oh, wow. Yeah. I live on the edge.

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We got two criminals so far. We got a rapist. I'm a rapist. I love rapist. Willy motherfucker.

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It's Willie and this motherfucker.

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That's what you said.

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I'm gonna stick my thumb in that bitch. With or without consent.

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It's Willy, bitch. Hey. You going to the rain? I don't want that. I don't want that on me. I don't know, man. I don't know. That ain't no battle. Oh shit. Hey, while we the unconsent guy.

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Hey, I okay. I think we talked about this before, but I seen another pal talking about it, so it put it back in my head. Is it okay for somebody else to fuck in your house?

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Who wanna go first? No.

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And how disrespectful is it if you view it as disrespectful?

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I mean, fucking is fucking. I didn't fuck places that I shouldn't have fucked, but is where you fuck in my house, if that makes sense. So like, okay, I got kids, for instance. So like if you fucking in my house and my kids there, that's disrespectful. I didn't have some siblings fucking my bed before. That's disrespectful. Like, I mean, if you get a quickie in the bathroom here and there, my kids ain't there, cool. But you gotta make sure my kids ain't there, and I gotta know where you fucking. You can't fuck on my couch and you can't fuck in my room or my kids.

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So I should be like motherfuckers gotta be like, I just I ain't gonna lie, I just fucked in your bathroom.

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Basement, cool. No, you ain't gotta tell you. Oh, because you said motherfuckers. What if they said, bro? No, I get what you're doing.

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Are you there as well? Because I'm like, what if they fuck in your living room? They ain't on your couch and shit, but they fucked in your living room on the floor. Like made a pallet type shit.

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I ain't gonna lie, faux sex is kind of hot.

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No, I ain't gonna lie, that shit be lit. That shit be cracking. My knees be hurting, but yeah, especially Carpent. That dude burning like a dude. No, I can't blow no harm on the car and be slipping and sliding and shit, bro. Fuck that. I didn't carry it. Couch pillows down there.

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Like, goddamn. But it all depends on who on who in the house and where you fucking at in my house. I know my wife ain't going for that shit.

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I ain't going for that shit. Don't fucking my house. Ain't nobody fucking in my house but me. I'm gonna put my uh bed to the wall so y'all can hear me fucking.

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I couldn't even sip. Why would you want to do that? I couldn't even sip.

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I think it's hilarious.

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I think it's hilarious. That's very much not hilarious.

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Shit, you should have seen, man, when my daughter is in there. Yeah, I was being obnoxious on purpose. I just grabbed a headboard, bum, bop, bump.

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I gotta do something about my house. Yeah, that's crazy.

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I don't give a fuck.

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I ain't gonna lie.

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And but she's gonna be.

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I need her to get out. So I was trying to make it uncomfortable. It's time for you to go. But how you feel? Hold on. First, stop. First of all, and if a motherfucker fuck in my house, right? Mm-hmm. Say I fumped out. I'm gonna be looking at you like, you fucked a bitch in my shit, bro. You ain't even let me know. And then I'm like, what bitch was it? You think and you fuck an ugly bitch in my house. I'm really gonna be pissed.

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You think you so you irritate you? So if I fuck the bitch, you feel like I gotta tell you like who the bitch is? Yeah. Like what the bitch.

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Yeah. I wanna know the bitch. And you can't eat no booty in my house either. No booty eating my book. How are you gonna know? You're not gonna.

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Or take in booty.

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I got a camera in my living room. What if nigga look like, where is that?

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What if a motherfucker was eating ass just looking in the camera, knowing you ain't like me?

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Bro, oh God. Hey. I don't know if I would be pissed or or amused, though, because I'll be like, dude, this nigga got fucking pause. This for you, Tom. Oh. Nah. Nah, no. Ain't no pause. No, it ain't no pause with that, bro. Bro, what the fuck, nigga?

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The niggas that say pause before saying something gay, that's just No, that's not how that shit goes.

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That's shit. No.

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You know you ain't supposed to be saying it.

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So how was your.

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When a motherfucker be like, don't take this, don't take this personal. But bitch, you know I did such and such such. You know it's personal if I say don't take it by. Yeah, when motherfuckers say that shit.

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Like, no offense. You feel offended.

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I did it. I did that shit today. I was like, don't get offended by what I say. And then I said, shit.

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You like boys and girls. See, I never say that. I ain't gonna lie. I never say that. This nigga, you on a phone or pa? You gotta put that shit on speaker. You have to put it on speaker. Put it on speaker. Put it on speaker. You can't answer it. Put it on speaker. Put it on speaker. Put it on speaker.

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Put that shit on speaker. Put you on speaker, folks. Yeah.

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Put me on a podcast.

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You already on here.

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This nigga high as hell.

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She said you finna put me on TV.

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What you trying to eat that nigga ass tonight? Damn.

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Probably like another hour and a half. Two hours. Bitch, please. He better hurry up. See y'all sad. She said, I got a couple of things. She sounds like she smoked squares too.

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I won't feel confident enough to talk about it later. Bitch, talk about that shit later. Fuck what you talking about? Niggas are always on some other shit. What up, Mariah? You ain't said nothing. How do you feel if somebody fucked in your house? Oh, whoa, whoa. It happened to y'all, right?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all probably ain't seen what I did, but. I already had that happen. Y'all probably ain't seen what I did, but didn't we show y'all the video? No.

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You definitely didn't show us the video.

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You got it? No, I don't got it. Oh, I got it. But Mariah got it. Can I see? You can see. Damn. But it definitely wasn't. Don't show, don't show her my sister. Okay, no.

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It was ha ha ha.

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It wouldn't have been disrespectful because she paid rent and she laid there. She had her own room and she decided to do it in my room. Oh. In my bed that we just got.

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Can you send it to this phone so we can put Eric?

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He's so he's a messy bitch. Oh, messy bitch. Bomb. I ain't gonna lie, y'all should have came to that concert yesterday. It was cracking.

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Send it there so we can.

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Oh, the video? Yeah. Oh.

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Okay. You gotta, you know, you gotta probably touch.

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You got porn in there?

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Yes. Are you? You're a nasty bitch. Getting cracked.

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She got naked pictures of me and everything.

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You you in there getting cracked?

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I mean. What the fuck was you thinking? This how you hear it's what he's playing. Your best friend.

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I touched. You played with me. How am I playing with you? You in my room. This is my house. I know that. You know that. You know how fighting this is?

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Do you like it?

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Do you want to you? I don't want to hear it's been what it's been what it's been what I'm not letting shit go. You had this shit going on for a long time. You just fucking in my shit.

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In my bed. He got clothes in the closet, all type of shit. We had this wash. But we was coming over here and she wanted to podcast. But we weren't here at our house. Okay, but you shouldn't have.

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Damn, she said she's not wrong.

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She definitely said I'm I didn't say I'm not wrong, my nigga.

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Oh. That definitely sounded like she said. Yeah, she was she was fucking and all shit. We was drunk as a bitch, though.

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We did. And we walked to my house from my mama's house. Cause I said that the live going on. 8 in the morning. No, I don't know. That's that's the day before we was walking at like one. Yeah, it was like that's when it probably was sent to her. Because my sister recorded it.

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And that was y'all bed? That shit wow.

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Our bed. And her room was right there. Like she didn't have no bed or nothing?

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She had a big why the fuck he ain't fucked on that.

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We didn't understand. That's why she got slapped.

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You know what? She opened up y'all room door and said, That being a little bit more comfortable.

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That's trifling. We had clean clothes. We just went and washed.

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You know how people did they fuck on y'all's clothes?

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It looked like she like when I walked in the room, like she pushed them like how they was. She puts it. That shit crazy than a bitch.

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She fucked on some of y'all clothes. Trust me.

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Yeah, we know.

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It'd be crazy if she wiped herself with money off.

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I mean, we washed the shit anyway.

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We we rot washed it, but they passed me that hoodie right there.

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She was in the closet, bro.

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I'm talking about they hoodie so they can clean herself. I gotta get this shit. I gotta get this shit.

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He was in that bitch chilling. He was in that bitch thug.

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I mean, I wouldn't say it was his fault. No, that's why I didn't know what I mean. That's why too much didn't like go off on him.

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That's why I'm like, just don't shit. Don't say, don't say shit, bro. Cause at first he looked at like he wanted to say something to Mariah. Like, on because I didn't come in there at first. Because I was like, shit, y'all just go in, peek, see if she in here. If she if she not in here, we gonna feel played as a bitch because the shit was kind of iffy anyway.

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Okay, so what led up to you to that situation?

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Like, how did y'all I already had like cause we wasn't home? Like she was there, living there. She was there by herself. We was at my mama's house. So we there days, weeks, we this there. Like, we go home, we want to go home, but they wanted us there for we were just chilling. We was just drinking and shit, just party. Boom. I had this feeling that she been fucking in my bed. Like, I don't think that's just the first time she did it. But I text my sister about this shit prior to it. I like, I really feel like this bitch fucking in my bed because I'm not home. Then she be texting me. Boom. She was like, go with your intuition. I'm like, damn, I might be wrong if I just texted. Like, you've been having niggas in my bed, like fucking in my room.

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It was me. It took me. That same day, right before this happened. I went there and I was like, I was working like doing like second shift. So I'm getting off of work late as the beast, like clothing type shit. 11, 12, I'll make it home. I go to the house to get some clothes, because I think I was off the next day. And I seen the the mattress was moved. Like, you get what I'm saying? Like, you could see.

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She was in there getting cracked.

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Yeah, so I go, but I my thing is I go to Mariah because I'm not knowing she like there like that.

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Cause every time I come around or get off of work, she at her mama's house with Mariah. So I go there, I'm like, I'm like, bro, you was fucking in there. Somebody in the bed. Like I said this to my, I'm like, bro, the mattress moved. She was like, I've been having this feeling, woo, woo, woo, woo. Now mind you, I got there. When I got there, before I even said I was going to the house, she was supposed to leave. Before I got there, she was supposed to be gone. I said I was going to the house, she changed her mind. She waited till I came back and then decided to wait like 20 minutes, then decided to leave.

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And that's what made us leave.

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That's what made us like that shit weird.

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Wait until I come back. But then she cut it. She turned it off. Cut it on airplane mode. So it just said she was at the gas station over there where our house was. And it was stuck there.

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So we just made us go there. We got that liquor in our system.

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If that were to happen to me, I would have spashed the fuck out. Yeah. Like, you would have. I probably would have dragged the bitch downstairs.

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I ain't gonna lie. I was gonna get on her ass, but when I seen Mariah slap the fuck out of her.

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And and it's a little bit of a contradiction or double standard. Because like, literally, if I see my sons fucking, I'm like, okay, okay, little nigga. You got it, look, bro. I'm gonna walk away, let you finish that.

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In your room, though?

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Not in my room. Exactly. Not in my room. But if I see him do it now, he's like, yeah, go on here. Go ahead, bro.

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Come back with the same mood you left in.

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Mr. Willie is back.

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You want to talk about it on a pod? You sure? Because this is slipped up. You can slip up and say a couple things if you want. If you need a vent. Well, come back in the same mood you left in. Thank you.

unknown

What the fuck?

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Y'all laughing at his pain.

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No, I'm not laughing at his pain. I'm laughing that he just drunk all that shit. Like, that's not him. So I know something wrong. So why would you laugh? Because it's just it's weird. Like, I'm laughing at the weirdness. Like, I don't know.

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So you're uncomfortable?

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No.

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Why would I be uncomfortable? He uncomfortable. It'll be alright, bro.

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And she fucked up in the head. I wasn't laughing at she fucked up.

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Y'all ain't shit.

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No, I'm not laughing at him. I'm laughing that he took that whole shot.

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What y'all sucking him up?

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Um people fucking video of Mariah snapping on her sister. You want to watch it?

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My sister. Yeah, you seen the video.

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You seen the video?

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Yeah, he was on, he was on the live. I was on the live mom. Oh, it was on live? She was on live. She was she live. Who the fuck put that on live?

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CTI. Mariah. I was like, Yeah, Mariah went live. Yeah, I was going live.

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Because I called you live in the city. Because I passed your phone or something. Loki called you like halfway.

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I recorded the video the day after because it was late as hell.

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Okay, so who had the video while you had the phone?

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Well, my sister. She was recording.

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I thought I called you while she was live. You did. Right. Like you was literally live on flight. She was live. I'm like, five. You know, Mariah, whoa.

unknown

Uh-uh.

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Hold on. Click. You get on the live and shit.

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Yeah, that was the day after.

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Yeah, I was like, damn.

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That was later that day. But I mean, bitches know next time. I doubt it though. Okay.

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That's the one with the messed up too.

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Damn, she was getting cracked on y'all shit. Like when he when y'all walked in, was like they was in the act, act.

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Yeah, she was moaning.

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Well, he's like slow grinding his titties on me.

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She was in doggy style. And I was like, oh, this what we do it. I would have choked her. I swear to God. But I set my stuff down. Boy. I wasn't in a rush. I already knew. I already knew it. Like I was standing outside the door and I posted to Taron's ass, but I just opened the door.

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Your sister don't got no titties or no ass, though.

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And it looked like her pussy was a little hairy. A little.

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No, her pussy was hairy. It was? Yeah, it was hairy.

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Like, bro. With the motherfucking onesie on. No daddy's on. She was waiting on that dick.

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Oh, she did put a onesie on.

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This nigga.

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No, she wasn't waiting on that dick. She was waiting on, she would have had just a t-shirt on, nothing else on.

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Nah, she still would have hot because she had to open the door. She just couldn't come to the door high ready.

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I had a bitch do that before.

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No, he picked her up. You never had a bitch. Well, we was at, and she had that onesie on.

unknown

Oh.

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And they went there. She was out with no clothes on.

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You never had a bitch waiting on you with just a shirt on?

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That's different. And came to the door. That was her house. This ain't her house. She shared his house. I didn't went to a house. Cars and Legos. It was all over the floor.

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Dog, I fucked the bitch with a kid with toys and shit. That shit pissed me off. Oh God, because I started hitting it from the back. She on the edge of the bed. And I stepped on a fucking car. No, I was mad in the bitch. I try to play that shit off and try to kick it.

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Fuck the bitch. She had a cat. I swear to God, the cat just stared at me the whole time. I swear to God, I feel so uncomfortable. Like so uncomfortable. Like, can you get your cat out of here? Like, motherfucker just looking at me. Like, I don't know.

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I feel weird as fuck. I fucked the I fucked a bitch in front of my brother. That was kind of weird. Because I thought the nigga was asleep. So I was like, let me get this in right quick. He was laying on a bed and I was hitting her on the on the floor. And then like, I don't know what made me turn and look at my brother. His eyes was open. This nigga was like, he had his arms crossed, head laid on his arms looking right at me.

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I'm like, hell no.

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I ain't stopped. I ain't like, hey, nigga, stop looking at me, bro.

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You know what I mean? Like, the bitch while my brother was in the living room and I came out, he recited some shit that I said to the bitch. I'm like, cuz this can't be it. This nigga said turnover.

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One, two, or three.

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Four.

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Four? Yeah. Oh, I know he was on some bullshit.

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Like, bro, why would you say that shit, bro?

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I know he was on some bullshit.

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He said turnover.

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I'm like, this nigga's literally.

unknown

Nope.

SPEAKER_08

Oh what? I can see that nigga with a blood in his mouth turnover. Fo is um by the school.

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Four. You talking about brothers.

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Oh.

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You said which brother was it, right? Yeah. Yeah. You said one, two, three, and I said four.

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Oh, oh, oh. I'm tripping. I'm thinking of a jet uh by the stove. I mean by the school.

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No.

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That's why I say that shit would have been funny. That nigga would have been on some bullshit if it was him.

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I think he caught me fucking in the car one time. Outside the house. She got a sister. I'm like, cuz gone, bro. She already nervous.

SPEAKER_08

Like have y'all ever found out that y'all was the side piece?

SPEAKER_05

I love being a side nigga.

SPEAKER_08

So have you ever found out you were?

SPEAKER_05

No, I always knew. Yeah, I have. I love when bitches got bitches or boyfriends already. Me too. I swear to God, it's so much easier for me.

SPEAKER_08

It's less commitment.

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Until, until you get a bitch that be extra clingy and then be like, I be like, you got a whole man at home. Why is you?

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Did you have oh I ain't had one of those. I had the one that'd be like, I'm finna break up with such and such. No, don't break. I ain't fucking with you no more.

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I swear to God, bitch, I didn't sign up for you to be single.

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The reason why I'm fucking with you, because I like you and you got a nigga.

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I know that's right.

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You ever find out you was a side piece?

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I never found out I was a side piece, but I've been a side piece on purpose, you know, like shit. It's the best feeling.

SPEAKER_08

For real. You ever find out you was a side piece?

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Like to know you fucking a nigga, bitch, and sending her home happy as a bitch. Like. Cause do you hear me? You think she's like, nigga, she's not laughing because of you, nigga. That corny ass joke you just told is funny because I just gave her some dick. You hear me?

SPEAKER_08

The bitch slibe you up and then you drop her off in front of the house. I did that so many times, and now I'm sitting there laughing.

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I done got hit in the crib crib. In her whip.

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I got nah, I ain't got hit in front of the crib. I pulled off a little bit and hit the corner. I ain't gonna lie, I'm a little nervous.

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It was like, oh, this nigga.

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This nigga.

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You come over here about the hair, no bitch.

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The bitch, I had this one little bitch, bro.

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Because I ain't got no you can just wean over you gotta have me.

SPEAKER_08

I had this one little bitch. She dog, she got hurt. She got beat up by the nigga. Call me crying and shit. I'm like, what we finna do though? I don't give a fuck about this nigga putting hands on you like that. But uh, I just want some eyes, man. That's crazy. Let's see. So I know you got a black eye, but you was a side nigga, right? Yeah, I was a side nigga. Have you ever failed for that bitch? Nah. You was you a side nigga? Like, you know, I was letting y'all get y'all's off first.

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Y'all some fucked up ass nigga. Uh-uh. Yeah, I was a side nigga and I fell, and I didn't know I was a side nigga. It hurt my feelings. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

No, I didn't. Yeah, she did. I was young. Everybody know. No. Everybody, unless you dumb as a bitch, everybody. Listen, if a bitch stops taking your calls at the turn time, it wasn't that I'm asleep. Come on now, Cas. No, it wasn't it. When she randomly texts you on and off, and you start seeing the patterns. You gotta know. No, I'm not saying I never found out. Like I didn't catch on, but I'm saying I did you go to her house when you wanted to? I was young. I was younger. I was young. What's young? Like, I was like a teenager. Like what's young? Because I was I was like, I was like 17, 18. But I was dating out here. I was dating an older bitch. Like, got you. Dumb ass. I got a whole nigga at home. Fuck bro. No, she had a whole bitch at home. Well, she is still.

SPEAKER_08

Have y'all ever fucked with a bitch? Have y'all ever fucked with a bitch and found out she had a nigga?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Not no bitch, but a nigga. Yes. Oh, you talking about that. I'm talking to them. Yeah, yeah. Or do y'all want them with a nigga?

SPEAKER_05

I like I don't give a fuck what you got. Whether you're not gonna be a good one. I'd rather you have a nigga. Niggas, but you hate me so bad, though. That's the crazy part. Like, I can't even be friends with a bitch without they nigga thinking I'm fucking them already. So guess what? Okay, hold on.

SPEAKER_08

No, no, no. Let's pause right quick though. You too fucking friendly though. Oh God, when you with the bitch, bro. Oh god. I'm not I'm not I'm not you even said on the last part. A nigga better not trust me around that bitch. True. Okay, so you know me.

SPEAKER_05

You you right. You got it. Right. No, she be in there laughing, flirting with the bitch. So so next time we do a pod, sit on this side, don't sit next to my bitch. When you see my head, you see my head go on to the table, then you like it. Hey, hey, football.

SPEAKER_08

It was her looking at her like, when you see my head. No, baby. Don't get mad. She over there trying to talk about your bitch.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, no. I'm at the point. I'm at the point in my life when my bitch, I don't give a fuck. I didn't give no fuck. I swear to God. Am I lying? Do you feel like I give a fuck to a certain extent?

SPEAKER_08

I don't believe you. You wouldn't be on punishment if you didn't.

SPEAKER_05

No, I'm not, no, I'm not saying I don't do a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a shit. Yeah, did you get some cushion the other night? No.

SPEAKER_08

Why you ain't taking like you said?

SPEAKER_06

You wasn't too evil. She wasn't evil with some bitch.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, what you do to it? I told you she won't get no.

SPEAKER_08

Hey, what you do to her? Then you play with her a little bit and then say, nah.

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_08

Y'all better not be fucking in my goddamn house.

SPEAKER_05

We not fucking in my house. That's crazy. That would be the best. Y'all let me sneak at home. No, we not. It just makes it so much. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_07

We're very like, yeah, when you fucking somewhere, you like. It's like, ooh.

SPEAKER_05

It's disrespectful. I mean, you heard that?

SPEAKER_07

Look at that.

SPEAKER_05

It sounds like somebody come out the room.

SPEAKER_07

You better do some slow stuff. You said side position.

SPEAKER_05

Hell no, no, just make your breathing be heavy as you think.

SPEAKER_08

You think they hear this?

SPEAKER_02

I ain't do nothing.

SPEAKER_08

I ain't gonna lie, the side, I be coming too fast. I had to slow down. Yeah, the side do be gripping too much. I'll be like, hold on, be like, oh.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know about the black boy.

SPEAKER_07

You don't know? The back?

SPEAKER_08

No, no, no. Oh, I can test some shit up in the back. I can't too.

SPEAKER_05

I have to taste myself like, Corey, you got this. Don't come, yeah. I just like when it just comes back automatically without me having the, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06

They don't know what the fuck they cleaned it up. What's wrong with it?

SPEAKER_08

Oh my God. Oh, I seen y'all.

SPEAKER_06

You cleaned up what? You seen. Why you pause like that?

SPEAKER_08

I seen y'all deal though that bust another or whatever. Oh yeah, he went to the I was at the sex store.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, told you. It'd be like this. That's how you got it? That's how I move.

SPEAKER_08

You got it?

SPEAKER_05

I'm not finna get it. Oh, I seen this one thing because I want to come at her.

SPEAKER_08

I seen this one thing. It's like a pole and the legs and a f and the arms fit in that shit. I said, yeah, I'm finna get that bang.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_08

Oh, so it's a bar? Yeah, like a bar. And the legs and the arms fit in it. Can I? And it's straight.

SPEAKER_05

Let me see.

SPEAKER_08

I ain't buy it.

SPEAKER_07

Can I it's like this?

SPEAKER_08

Like the arms like or they laying like they gotta be laying down.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna get that.

SPEAKER_08

Pussy just in your face. Can I put it in my suitcase? Yeah, you can put that. Nope, nope. Nope, you can't. You can't bring anything. Oh no, I don't get the bandage something.

SPEAKER_02

We gonna get one so you can see the picture.

SPEAKER_01

Like off of 50. We're gonna get one. Yeah, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_08

That shit look like it's man. It's just straight pussy in your face. Like you're finna tear this shit the fuck up. And you can't do shit, bitch.

SPEAKER_02

That's what you're thinking, huh?

SPEAKER_08

I swear to God, that's what I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_05

That's slow. That's sick. I like when a bitch cry.

SPEAKER_08

She didn't like to run. I don't like that shit.

SPEAKER_05

All you gotta do is grab her by that little. Get over here.

SPEAKER_08

I'd be doing that.

SPEAKER_05

Say Scorpion.

SPEAKER_08

Don't run too much for me. That shit tired me off.

SPEAKER_05

You getting braised for the cruise, too? All you gotta do is wrap your hands around them bitches like I did that. Oh God, I did that shit. Just like that. You hold your fofic. I know, bitch. Wrap that shit around. I know how to fuck my bitch. Like, ugh.

SPEAKER_08

Do you?

SPEAKER_05

Yes. I don't know. Uh-uh. Axe her, sir. Axe.

SPEAKER_08

You probably need some tips from that nigga that fucked in y'all bed. No, I don't need no. He was first of all.

SPEAKER_05

He ain't fucking nothing. He showed the fuck not.

SPEAKER_08

You gonna um take some tips from bro?

SPEAKER_02

No. I don't need no tips from no nigga. I'll give you some tips. I don't need no tips from no bitch. I'll show you some. You a boy or a girl? Both. I don't need no tips from no nigga, no bitch. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08

Listen.

SPEAKER_02

No nigga bitch.

SPEAKER_08

Three years in prison or ten years on probation. Which one y'all taking?

SPEAKER_05

Three years of prison. Three years in prison. Three years in prison. Oh my life. Let me knock that shit right out the way. You taking three years? Yeah. Ten years of probation.

SPEAKER_07

Do you know once you came in in trouble?

SPEAKER_05

And then you gotta spend more time and the rest of the time on papers to be in.

SPEAKER_08

Police contact. I'm definitely taking the three. Because if you get pulled over, that's police contact. And if you got a fucked up ass probation officer, no bullshit. Locked up. Now you go in and out.

SPEAKER_07

I want to get out early with some. Oh that's good behavior. I'm getting out early. Do one of these years on paper.

SPEAKER_08

You ain't doing none of that shit. It's either three straight or ten.

SPEAKER_07

But I'm I'm saying, like, but I'm saying like years. Yeah. Over them years, say I get good behavior type shit.

SPEAKER_08

Three straight or two.

SPEAKER_07

You ain't specify that nigga. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_08

Nigga, you got you gotta do three straight or ten on paper.

SPEAKER_07

I'm still gonna do three straight.

SPEAKER_02

Three straight.

SPEAKER_08

I'm definitely doing it. Been there, doesn't it? I'm like you say, you're gonna do good behavior. Send me down to a minimum. I'm down at a minimum chilling. My daddy was in the minimum. That nigga said he was out there fishing and shit. Nigga, that shit dope. No, for real. Nah, that's not dope. Fuck that shit. Nah, for real.

SPEAKER_07

Y'all niggas been to you been to prison. I look like I've been to prison. No, no, no. That's fucked up, bro. No. They said no. Because a lot of people don't know. Prison is more than three years. Jail is less than two, correct? No, jail is less than. Yeah, it's less than two. Less than two up to prison is three and a year and a half.

SPEAKER_08

Two and up.

SPEAKER_07

Prison is two and up? Yeah. No, it's two and up. You can do so jail two and under, though. So prison would be three and up?

SPEAKER_08

Up to up to two years. Up to two years. Up to two years in jail.

SPEAKER_02

You ain't doing no more than two years in jail.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

That's far stuff. So that's why I said prison technically.

SPEAKER_08

Two and up. Yeah, but that's different. That's different. You saying if two is the most important thing.

SPEAKER_05

Two in a day, then two in a day. You want me to say that? The fuck? The fuck?

SPEAKER_06

Sorry, criminal motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05

No, no. Still fighting your case. You could be up in jail for a long time. Yeah, and then we got computers on my body.

SPEAKER_08

But then, but then you get good time. I mean, you get your time. Yeah, yeah. Like that could, yeah, time served. So the I'm I'm sentencing you too. Yeah. But let's say, let's say 46 months. That's like five years and some shit like that.

SPEAKER_05

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08

But you was already in there for That ain't no fucking five years.

SPEAKER_05

It's 12 months in a fucking year. 46 months. That's four. That's like give a take. I see. 12. Yeah. One twenty-four.

SPEAKER_08

Three years. Exactly. 46 months.

SPEAKER_05

That's not six years, though.

SPEAKER_08

46 months is three years. That's some change.

SPEAKER_07

Right. Jail time is typically. Yeah, I know I'm smart. For short-term confinement, usually sentences of one year or less. That's short-term confinement, though. Right. It's a prison time is for long-term confinement, typically for felony convictions with sentences over one year often lasting multiple years or decades. Damn. Decades is crazy. Humphy dumpsy said on a man. Oh, that shit crazy. Definitely.

SPEAKER_08

Dumpy Dumpty had a great thing. You know, you know what I don't like about federal when they sentence you, they sent you in months. All looking horses and all that. So if you're stupid, you're gonna be sitting there like, damn, I'm gonna get out pretty soon for 86 months. That's if you stupid. You know what I mean? You'll be one dumb motherfucker if you don't convert them bitches into years.

SPEAKER_05

But right away.

SPEAKER_08

The state, they state they like, we're giving you five years or three in, and we're giving you five years, two in, three out type shit.

SPEAKER_05

They be trying to get you on federal cases, like some so how y'all feel about the Pooh Shysti shit. I seen it, but I ain't seen it like read it. Like I heard he kidnapped him. Dumb as hell, man.

SPEAKER_07

He dumb. What did he do? He can't kill him. He killed him, Big Hardy, and they kidnapped him.

SPEAKER_05

They kidnapped him for real. Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

To try to get out uh out of his deal. To get him out of his deal. Hey, dumb as the big. Pooh Shysti ain't wanna be signing.

SPEAKER_08

Hey, you know how they got caught?

SPEAKER_05

Gucci man toe.

SPEAKER_08

No. These stupid ass niggas recorded it. And somebody leaked it. Dumb ass niggas. That's these young niggas, dog. These young niggas always gotta record something, dog. Like, ah, you hoe ass nigga. Give me out this motherfucker.

SPEAKER_07

I'm robbing Gucci.

SPEAKER_05

Fuck is you dumb niggas? Why everybody keep talking about like Gucci man or snitch? Woo-woo. These niggas kidnap me. What wouldn't I say?

SPEAKER_08

Because he a hood nigga. He supposed to be here for in a street. Oh my gosh, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up with that shit. Why the fuck would they clone Gucci? Bro. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

All people. The real Gucci is. At the time when he got out of jail, he was scared. I can see why they were cloned with Gucci. At the time.

SPEAKER_07

Gucci at the time of his problem was an influential motherfucking person, bro. He was. I feel like I'm Gucci Man in 2006.

SPEAKER_08

Can we go back to the uh Pusashi Gucci man shit? This is all about Can we go back to that, please? Can we go back to that?

SPEAKER_05

Hey, guess what? We got 23 fucking days of trip, bitch.

SPEAKER_07

You said, why would they clone Gucci? Okay. In your opinion, who would you technically who it's worth being cloned? Like, who would you really? I'm a clone Barack. Like, what the what the fuck you like who you gonna clone?

SPEAKER_08

Not Gucci, man. The fuck is he gonna do? He's an influential person over dumb ass niggas. You you saying clone Tayron? I would never fucking look at Gucci, man, be like, You seen that? Oh, bro say do this, so I'm gonna do that.

SPEAKER_07

I don't necessarily I don't necessarily gotta tell you to do something to influence you.

SPEAKER_08

To say. I don't get influenced by celebrities.

SPEAKER_05

If you don't take me off this deal, I'm gonna kill you. Like, what?

SPEAKER_08

Well, I don't know if they said that.

SPEAKER_05

That had to be it, because if I don't take you off this deal, what you're gonna do to me?

SPEAKER_08

So uh allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. What'd I say? Allegedly. It's a little bit more. No, I wasn't. I wasn't alleged. Yes, you were. Yes, no fuck you would. Allegedly, Pooh and Gucci was in a in a room chopping it up. No, so they supposed to came over there just to kick it. They those two niggas in the room chopping it up. Bro asked to get out his deal. Bro said some wild shit. Pooh Shakespeare was like 30, passing that bag, bring in a, you know, and told an and upped on the nigga, told him nigga, give me out the deal. Sign these papers.

SPEAKER_02

And they recorded the whole thing.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And he ain't signed them, so they kidnapped him.

SPEAKER_08

I guess not. But held him hostage.

SPEAKER_05

Hostage. Oh yeah, that's a couple years. That was over with for that nigga.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, he he is a rapper. Pooh Shisty, he just got out from doing what? He did just deal like six, seven years. I think he did five. Oh God.

SPEAKER_05

Oh he got a nigga in there.

SPEAKER_07

He got a nigga in there.

SPEAKER_05

I gotta get back to bay. And kidnap a kidnap a rapper. These phone calls ain't enough, babe. I'm coming back. That nigga said these phone calls ain't enough. I'm coming back. He came out, made that one song fresh out.

SPEAKER_08

Fresh out and went right back in. But it didn't do for that. It didn't number, so I don't get why he did that.

SPEAKER_07

To put money on his books. Like he for Pooh Shice didn't have to do that shit. Like. And then why are you robbing this nigga to get out a deal that you read and you signed? Or your lawyer read and signed.

SPEAKER_08

Honestly, he was a young street nigga. So hear me out. Hear me out, bro, before you go crazy. A young street nigga. You know what I'm saying? A nigga, like she said, throw some money at him. I can get you famous, da da da da. I blow you, get your ass blown up, whatever. Sign this shit right here. He probably didn't have a lawyer. You don't know. The nigga came from the street.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. I don't think you probably didn't. Motherfuckers know to read. But you ain't just signing, you ain't just signing some shit. I don't give a fuck if I if I was in school, whether I knew how to read or not, if somebody throw something on some paper like, hey, sign this, I'm gonna take the time out to at least read the first time. You gotta throw it three to five cents.

SPEAKER_08

These niggas motherfuckers. These niggas put a hundred grand cash in their face. Be smoking with them, kicking in with them, nigga. Nigga, this yours if you sign this. Can I read it first? Nah, nigga. Hey man, we gotta put some moves, bro. You can't only say that because that's look at look at NWA. They signed a stupid ass contract where they weren't really.

SPEAKER_07

They didn't sign a stupid contract. They signed false contracts. It was contracts that said the right shit, but it really wasn't for the company. That's why Easy was the only one getting paid. But they all signed except Q. But they didn't have the same contracts. Easy shit didn't say the same shit as the rest of the niggas.

SPEAKER_08

At the end of the day, nigga, they signed a fucked up contract, which they did not read. But if I they already said it, they did not read the contract. They signed it so they can get paid. Here, here go this check. You won't just check, you gotta sign this shit first.

SPEAKER_07

She said young, dumb, and full of cum. The fuck is you talking about?

SPEAKER_02

That's what they I'm saying, like.

SPEAKER_08

Niggas full of cum until they let it go.

SPEAKER_02

Right. I'm just saying they was young, dumb, full of cum.

SPEAKER_08

I don't think they was full of cum. They was fucking clean bitches.

SPEAKER_02

That's my point. That bitches came with them with the contract.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02

Come on.

SPEAKER_08

They weren't fucking bitches like that before they. That we know of. I don't know. That nigga was probably getting some bread.

SPEAKER_07

That nigga died. The rest of these niggas is still here. So magic is.

SPEAKER_05

I'm about to say a lot of niggas died and still here.

SPEAKER_07

For real.

SPEAKER_05

A lot of them.

SPEAKER_07

But people don't re No people don't realize. HIV and AIDS are two different things.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, correct. They still both deadly. Okay. HIV too. No, HIV are both. I mean, um, hold on. What what?

SPEAKER_07

AIDS is deadly. AIDS is dead.

SPEAKER_05

If you don't take care of yourself, your HIV will turn into AIDS and you will die. Bitch. They both deadly.

SPEAKER_07

Possibility, but you can HIV. You can live with HIV.

SPEAKER_06

You can live with AIDS, too. You cannot.

SPEAKER_07

You gotta for sure take care of yourself. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05

What would y'all do if y'all had? I'm killing myself. If I had what? AIDS. AIDS or HIV.

SPEAKER_06

Y'all don't want to hear my answer. I'm killing myself.

SPEAKER_05

The fuck? I'm finna die and me being here.

SPEAKER_08

Nah, what's your thing? Give me a head. If I had A. Top. Top.

SPEAKER_05

Like you just ready, wet, pop. Mop.

SPEAKER_07

Out here, whole.

SPEAKER_05

You ain't hear me wheels and then. Give me a head. Top.

SPEAKER_07

Bro.

SPEAKER_05

She said the same shit.

SPEAKER_07

Bro, y'all niggas ain't shit. Hey, y'all over. Hey. Kill me. Try something new tonight? I'm doing heroin. You want to shit?

SPEAKER_01

You need to pick it up.

SPEAKER_08

That's Wooly, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05

So y'all know.

SPEAKER_08

So y'all niggas is gonna be out here spreading it.

SPEAKER_05

Passing it. I'm saying before I die, I need give me head top. But you're gonna spread it. You were gonna give it to somebody without a new.

SPEAKER_08

What you mean? That don't got nothing to do with you. No, I'm gonna tell you. Is that what you gonna? You ain't tell you. And you think you is not a little bit more.

SPEAKER_07

I think I will fuck. I think I will fuck and then tell them after.

SPEAKER_06

It's gonna be my kill. I'm finna die anyway. So it doesn't matter. Oh my god. The A is gonna take me out or you're gonna be. Oh my god. It doesn't matter. I'm a gorner. Fuck is you talking about?

SPEAKER_08

What you doing?

SPEAKER_05

Who? You killing myself. I'm not dealing with that. What you doing, though?

SPEAKER_08

I ain't killing myself, but I ain't passing it either.

SPEAKER_05

I'ma be alone.

SPEAKER_08

You're married, right?

SPEAKER_07

It's people, it's people with A's right now who don't tell their own.

SPEAKER_05

You you go out and you catch the shit. You tell your wife. Yeah. We do.

SPEAKER_08

You you gotta take that. I gotta take that, yeah. Now you irritate No, she's not. The big question is Did I fuck my wife after I found out? Or after like I got the results?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, you you before. No, no, you gotta think about before you get the results, nigga. No, but what if I like if you fucked her after you fucked this person and now you got it? That's on well, yeah. That's on the bottom. So do you question your wife or you question the new bitch? Both. Bitch, you gave me a blame her. I'm blaming her.

SPEAKER_08

I'm blaming her.

SPEAKER_05

Her shit comes back negative, then you fucked.

SPEAKER_08

Oh yeah, my I'm fucking. I'm like, damn.

SPEAKER_05

Then you fucked. Well, what no, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Let me say this then. You get the shit, you fuck your wife, you find out, then she go get tested, she got it. But you don't. No. No, no. Both of y'all got it. Is you blaming her or the other bitch? I'm blaming my bitch.

SPEAKER_06

That's like dumb. Even though you know you fucked the shit. Bitch, you you you fucked you. You fucked the nigga. You fuck the nigga.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, story time. Oh my god. This gonna be some this finna be Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

SPEAKER_08

Story time, story time, story time. So I was fucking this bitch, right? I'm always nailing this bitch. Raw in the motherfucker.

SPEAKER_01

Raw in the motherfucking.

SPEAKER_08

This is my bitch, though. This she was my bitch at the time. So she goes to the doctor. She gets texted. She was talking about she got um, I think it was Chlamydia. Chlamydia or gonorrhea. It was one or the other. She said, I need to go get tested. I'm like, all right. Cause I'm thinking to myself, I know this bitch ain't getting me something. You know what I mean? Because I'm like, I ain't fucking nobody else. Because I literally wasn't fucking nobody else. So I go get tested. The crazy part is I fucked the bitch like two days prior to her telling me that. So I'm like, fuck. Exactly. So I'm in the fucking uh clinic. I'm in here, I'm nervous in the bitch. I'm like, man. They was like, you know, I do the little test and shit. They was like, okay, so we gotta wait, I think, three days to get your test results back. They say if we call you, you need to come in and get some pills or whatever. If we don't, then you're good. Them three days took forever, bro. Oh God. I'm sitting like, man, the fuck? The second day I call these niggas, like, I'm like, I'm just calling and checking on my test results.

SPEAKER_07

They ain't here yet. Look at that.

SPEAKER_08

They was like, yeah, sir, uh, Mr. Hardnage, uh, your your test results came in and you're good to go. You're clean, you're nothing, nothing to worry about. I'm like, how the fuck am I clean, dog? I just fuck this bitch. That means this bitch didn't have that shit today. I fucked her. Oh God.

SPEAKER_07

Do everything.

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Hell no.

SPEAKER_08

So I pull up on the bitch. I'm like, dog, you gave me comedia. I said, I'm burning. You burning, we burning. You have to give me a couple dollars. Oh god. I'm fucked up. This bitch like, oh man, I'm sorry, I just remember, I ain't trying to hear all that shit. I just need something, dawg. She was like, here. She gave me a buck fifty. I'm like, all right, I'll holler. I left. The whole time, bro. She thought that she burnt me. And then it was one time we weren't fucking with each other no more. I was like, yeah, you remember that day we said you burnt me? You know I wasn't burning, right? She was pissed. She was so pissed. That's fucked up.

SPEAKER_07

You gotta rent me that $150. I ain't gonna lie, I missed that pussy though. The Usher pussy?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_08

I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_05

Laugh. Laugh, bitch. Laugh out loud. Fuck no. Hey.

SPEAKER_08

She has some good shit, though. Fuck no. I never fucked her after that, though.

SPEAKER_02

Why you looking at me like that? Because I laugh.

SPEAKER_08

Damn, you got birth and gave me some Mariah? Who?

SPEAKER_05

What? Don't finish at me.

SPEAKER_08

Like, how the fuck y'all be burning, motherfuckers? All y'all gotta do is throw y'all's fucking dick in a pot.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I ain't never understood.

SPEAKER_08

Exactly. Throw y'all shit in the pot.

SPEAKER_05

That's not true. You could catch chlamydia and gonorrhea from oral. From what? Oral. Same person. Because what you talking about? Like, if you had chlamydia and I ate your coochie, I can get that. Oh, different. It's not just something.

SPEAKER_07

That's why that's why I don't get it. That's why, that's why I never got like a few. That's it, y'all.

SPEAKER_08

If y'all, y'all dick got it, though y'all didn't.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's different. But if our mouth got it already, nigga, it ain't shit we can do. I'm gonna go get tested. This bitch gave me comedia.

SPEAKER_08

What you was gonna say, bro? Bitch gave you comedian.

SPEAKER_05

Yes. So story time. Story time. Story time.

SPEAKER_08

You just skipped on this nigga. I don't care. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_05

I was young as a bitch, bro. No, how young? Like you told me. I was in high school. How young? Give me an age. I graduated what? When I was 18 or 17.

SPEAKER_02

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_05

My senior year of high school. The high school that I went to, we had to have three years of high school, and then they sent us to MATC for our last year, type shit. So I'm at MATC for my senior year. Now we got bitches in our class that's older than us, younger than us, way older type shit. I went for culinary arts. Thick bitch walked in my class. All the niggas on her. Woo woo. I'm like, okay, cool. I ain't gonna say shit, but I like the bitch because I liked how she built, type shit. I know they was hounding her and shit. She likes these niggas thirsty, woo woo. So she'll come sit by me, talk to me and shit. Whole time I'm plotting on the bitch too. So woo woo. We end up getting cool. We end up talking. She used to disappear at nighttime. Like that's when I'd be like, okay, it's somebody else. But she was like, nah, she used to go to sleep early. Woo woo. So okay, cool. She started spending the night with me and she still disappearing. So I'm like, damn, this bitch really bold, or she just don't give a fuck about me. And she really playing me. And she was older than I was, too. So I'm like, okay, cool. That don't matter. I'm like, you told me. One day I just stuffed some shit out. I'm like, bitch, is you a stripper or something? Like, is you a prostitute? She was like, no, why you say that? Woo woo. Whole time this bitch was a stripper. She was going to the club every fucking night. One night she came home, threw wild ones at me. So I'm like, okay, cool. Now she buying me shit. Now she giving me money. I'm cool with her disappearing that night, but you lied to me, right? It started off 150, 250 a night, 300. Then it started getting like 1200, 1500 a night. Bitch, what was different between these 200, 300 nights, then these 15. I said, bitch, you gotta be giving it up. She like, no, I ain't fucking nobody else. I'm dumb. I love the bitch. She gives me what I want. You sound dumb. I love the bitch. I started discharging one day. I said, you know what? I'm gonna go to the doctor. I ain't been fucking, I I was stupid. So I'm like, I'm not fucking with nobody else but this bitch. Well to the doctor, they said I had chlamydia. I was like, ah I said, how you get that? I swear to God, I'm like, how you get that? They was like, it's a sexually transmitted disease who I'm like, oh you fucking niggas. He was like, ma'am, I'm sorry, you can still catch it from a girl. I said, ah, I better kill this bitch. I swear to God, we could call my sister right now. I went home, I cut up every fucking thing this bitch had, and I taste the fuck out of her. When I say taste the fuck out this bitch, taste the fuck out this bitch. She called the police on me and everything. I was so hurt. Like, bro, are you lucky I'm good in seven days, bitch? Or I really would've fucking killed you, bro. Like, I was lucky. I said, oh my God.

SPEAKER_08

I never been burnt. Shit. I had that one scare. That scared the shit out of me, though. I ain't gonna lie. That second day, I was like, man, nah, fuck this. Any of y'all been burnt?

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_08

Willie, I know Willie been burnt. Then they get me running through house. On what, bro? You been burnt on what?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I've been burnt before.

SPEAKER_05

He said you left that hot dog on that girl for a little too long. Tell a story time.

SPEAKER_07

Story time. I ain't the thing about it though, like I don't remember, like, of course I was young. Like, I was like 16, 17 when I got burnt, but I don't actually know, like, because I ain't gonna lie. Once I started fucking, I was fucking. Like, I'm like, shit, I'm young. These bitch, I don't know what ST, I knew what SCDs was, but yeah, yeah, like our generation. Fuck, I ain't thinking about no fucking SCDs. So long story short, I wake up in the middle of the night, I gotta piss. It's a little tingle and shit. I'm like, oh shit. You you know how you get that feeling, like the closer you get to the crib, like it's like damn. Y'all ain't never had that feeling where y'all had to piss. Yeah. And then the closer you get to the crib, it's like it's like it intensifies. Like that. The closer you get to the battle.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my mom, we just said that the other day. It was, yeah, it was more shit, though. I never had pissed.

SPEAKER_05

I know I mean I can't piss. Was y'all in the car? Yeah, when we went to talking about my sister, we just had another experience where she almost sit it on herself.

SPEAKER_08

Who the fuck almost said it on myself? We was about to take Corey home, though. CJ, my bad. We was taking CJ to the crib. And she was like, I ain't gonna make, I need to go to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, she dead ass almost sharded on herself.

SPEAKER_08

I said, Why you driving? She said, Why are you driving so slow? I was like, I'm I'm a speeder. I've never driven speed lady. She said, Why are you driving so slow?

SPEAKER_05

He says, the bum's gonna help me. I swear to God, she sposed her booty all the way in the house. I swear to God, like, bro. And she had shit it when we was in the store.

SPEAKER_08

So, hey, she called my daughter, like, open that door, open the door.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, wait, what's that with the biggest? Don't get booty in. I was the other day. And I was just about to get out of the bathroom. My mama said, Make sure I had Tisha in the bathroom. She gotta use the bathroom. I said, Well, let me keep right with you. I just went in the bathroom, got done, wash my hands. She busted the bathroom. Oh, she ran the bathroom. I was like, We thought Tia was in that motherfucking bathroom.

SPEAKER_08

I was laughing at her. I said, Tia gonna be in the bathroom. She ain't gonna open that door.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, y'all funny as a bitch. So, okay. So I wake up in the middle, like, gotta go to the bathroom and shit. And I'm just thinking, like, oh, this the little tingle in the middle of the night. I gotta, I gotta go. I gotta go piss. Boy, I got to pissing. I thought I was in motherfucking Arizona. Dick was hot as a bitch, burning. Tears.

SPEAKER_08

So, so the it really burns? Yes.

SPEAKER_07

Like, yeah, nigga.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, what the fuck? I never did.

SPEAKER_07

I'm just saying, no, I'm saying, nigga, that shit really, when they say a nigga know if he's burning or not. It's no way you either gonna discharge or that shit's going to burn. Like that shit really burns. Y'all discharge too? I was just about to say y'all discharge. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_08

No, we don't discharge. It's quirk out the tip. Hold on. No, we don't just normally discharge.

SPEAKER_05

We don't normally discharge either. Unless we got an yeast infection, chlamydia, STD, something like that. Yeah, I was about to say, like, we don't normally discharge, but if y'all have something, y'all discharge.

SPEAKER_07

No, men, men discharge. It don't like just come out.

SPEAKER_08

Y'all got wet pussies. That only happens if you got a disease or something. Oh.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, yeah. We don't need to discharge that. You need to let them know that.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. These niggas over here on some other shit.

SPEAKER_06

That can be sort of our prenut dish.

SPEAKER_08

I ain't gonna lie, that that that prenut be sticky as hell. Oh my mama, that shit be thicker than the motherfucking uh girl's like that's shit. And then she came back up like them.

SPEAKER_07

But yeah, no, long story short, that shit was burning. Walked my mama up immediately. I woke my mama up. You screaming? Nigga, what? I went in her room, opened her door, woke her up, nigga. Dick swinging and shit? Nigga, naked as a bitch. In my mama room, ma. He looked at like this. What the fuck going on?

unknown

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_07

Is this supposed to be happening? What the fuck going on? This nigga jumping up and down, dick just swinging. It's burning. Then I gotta asshole. I got an asshole steppops. He's cracking jokes and shit.

SPEAKER_06

William.

SPEAKER_07

Oh that bitch, that bitch gotcha, huh?

SPEAKER_06

That bitch gotcha. I told you, nasty ass.

SPEAKER_07

Like, oh my mama. She took me to Planned Parenthood. Same shit CJ said. Take this in the morning. Take this before uh bed two times a day.

SPEAKER_05

Don't have sex while you told me a question.

SPEAKER_08

Did you know where you got it from?

SPEAKER_07

No, I said I started with saying it. I said I was.

SPEAKER_08

Did you tell people you fucked that, hey, go get checked my dog?

SPEAKER_07

I took my seven days. I don't even know why I even asked this nigga.

SPEAKER_06

I took my seven days and started fucking again.

SPEAKER_08

I don't even know why I asked this nigga. I'm gonna spread the ass.

SPEAKER_06

I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_07

I'm spreading this shit. Everybody get it. Back then, I was the nigga like say I did fuck a bitch and I was burning, right? I'll go get tested because I I was feeling the symptoms. I take the pills. You burn me, bitch. We can go get tested right now. I ain't got shit. Oh, you ain't got burnt.

SPEAKER_06

I ain't got shit. Knowing that nigga was burning. Knowing he was burning. I ain't got shit. Come on, we can go right now.

SPEAKER_08

You ain't shit, bro. Smash my. Oh god, you ain't shit. This nigga ain't shit, dude.

SPEAKER_05

Get off your phone.

SPEAKER_08

Leave that in.

SPEAKER_07

Get off your phone.

SPEAKER_08

Somebody wanna call somebody.

SPEAKER_05

Y'all wanna call somebody?

SPEAKER_08

It's late as a bitch.

SPEAKER_05

Not calling Tina.

SPEAKER_08

Tina. Who's Tina? You wanna call your mama? Ask her if she got burnt. Oh stop playing with my mama.

SPEAKER_05

Tina up all day every day. I got somebody. You wanna call your mama? I got somebody.

SPEAKER_02

No, I got somebody. Let's let's do Hello?

SPEAKER_04

You calling me from?

SPEAKER_05

Don't worry about it. What up, nigga? Anthony all nigga.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, what's up?

SPEAKER_05

You police is a bitch. Watch out. Yeah. Hey, what up, fat bitch?

SPEAKER_04

What's the word?

SPEAKER_05

Hey, what the fuck is his name? Anthony.

SPEAKER_08

Hey, hold on, hold on. Hey, hold on, pause, bro. Hey, bro. Hey, don't be telling people names on this bitch, bro.

SPEAKER_06

Fig. Damn.

SPEAKER_08

That nigga act like Gucci May. I know he did it.

SPEAKER_05

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Take us off a speaker, bro. Ain't nobody around me. We got a question for you, Aunt.

SPEAKER_07

Tell the truth, bro. Don't be ashamed of the truth. You feel me?

SPEAKER_05

Okay, the question. What's the word? Have you ever been burnt? And have you ever been? Yeah. Can you tell us a little story, Tom? Uh how you found out?

SPEAKER_04

Shit, I found out because shit, it was fire in a hose.

SPEAKER_05

This nigga still fire in a hole. He said when it rains, it blews.

SPEAKER_07

But uh I told these motherfuckers, I told these motherfuckers that shit really burns like it feels like your shit on fire. Because my my other nigga on here ain't been burnt. So they thought I was jacking when I said that. No, that shit really burnt.

SPEAKER_08

I've never been burnt, bro, before, eh? So I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

When that motherfucker coming out when you piss him, bro, nigga, it feels like you shooting out straight flames out your shit.

SPEAKER_07

You ever had a cut and got like some salt or something?

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god, sort of hair.

SPEAKER_07

Yep, that's not you.

SPEAKER_06

Worse, nigga. Worse than that.

SPEAKER_02

You know how they get around from the alcohol. All right, and second question. Have you ever been a side piece and didn't know you was a side piece? Fries.

SPEAKER_04

We ain't even run the pile out no more. I ain't gonna lie. We got a whole new manager.

SPEAKER_05

All right, Aunt. He said you got them fries. Hey, where you work at, nigga? Hey, you ever you ever been a side? Which one?

SPEAKER_04

Titonia Village. Fuck no. Where he work at?

SPEAKER_05

Titania Village. Oh my life, right across the street from the barbershop that be fucking people up. Right across from CVS.

SPEAKER_02

The question is, and have you ever been a side piece and didn't know you was a side piece?

SPEAKER_04

Uh no, shit. Hell no.

SPEAKER_02

Have you ever been a side piece?

SPEAKER_04

Hell no. I've been a side piece. I don't know. I've been a side piece, but I knew.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, okay. Type shit. Yeah, I like being a side piece. I'm cool with that shit.

SPEAKER_04

Hell no. I be telling them hoes off the rip like shit. I ain't gonna lie. I got me a woman too, so hey, we just gonna be some side motherfuckers on you my side, I'm your side. Hey, that's the best place, nigga. I know that's right. That's the best place. You ain't shit.

SPEAKER_07

Mashed potatoes and macaroni.

SPEAKER_05

Can't forget the gravy. Oh, bitch. I'ma hit your jack.

SPEAKER_04

Darian will pull up. He wants some food. Either him or Naya's supposed to be pulling up on the way.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, what time they close? That nigga tripping. Where he work at? McDonald's. McDonald's? Yeah. Oh, Tatonian, where? Villa. Oh no, fuck it. Far as a bitch. Oh, that ain't far as a bitch. Fuck that place. Oh god. That bitch ain't there.

SPEAKER_07

CVS ain't even there no more. That's what I was saying.

SPEAKER_08

That's when that one bitch. That one bitch got popped over there, right? Mm-hmm. Stud bitch. It was a stud bitch that got popped. Why?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know why she's.

SPEAKER_08

I thought y'all was like had teleconities and it was connected.

SPEAKER_05

I don't fuck with studs.

SPEAKER_08

I thought y'all all was connected. No. Psychopathic. Like y'all can't understand each other. No. Like, hmm. We got a stud in trouble.

SPEAKER_05

Get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_08

Stud to the rescue. Talking about stud in trouble.

SPEAKER_05

Ain't no bitch too big, ain't no bitch too small. Call a stud. Look at that. Fuck out of here. We save all the studs. I can't stand it.

SPEAKER_06

Studs are us.

SPEAKER_08

The studs are us.

SPEAKER_07

Right and live. Everything is a bitch. Devious as fuck, bro. The Joker.

SPEAKER_08

The Joker.

SPEAKER_02

Y'all got nobody to call.

SPEAKER_08

Your shirt dingy than a bitch, but it don't matter.

SPEAKER_02

It's an under shirt.

SPEAKER_08

No, I wear it so my nipples won't be on hard. Your nipples are always on hard.

SPEAKER_07

No, you can't tell. Here we go. Now it starts.

SPEAKER_08

I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. I know you're referencing me, bro. Hey, you gotta put that shit on sticky. That's the rule.

SPEAKER_05

Why you keep calling me?

SPEAKER_08

Instead of calling my phone.

SPEAKER_05

I didn't answer my motherfucking phone though.

SPEAKER_08

Who we talking to? Her mama. Oh, okay. I'ma stay, I'm gonna stay respectful. You said what? I'ma try to stay respectful. Don't be talking to moms like that. I'm not like that. What the fuck wrong with any bitch?

SPEAKER_05

Watch out.

SPEAKER_08

Hey, your mama ghetto, though.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, watch out. She named her kids Titiana and shit.

SPEAKER_08

Bro. Hey, I ain't gonna lie when you're talking about when we came to play them space and y'all was telling y'all names, man. I was like, I was holding it in. So so she's still talking to that one dude that came over.

SPEAKER_05

What was the one chick name? Yeah, y'all said Terza and Titiana. Teriza? Yeah, yeah. What the fuck? That's Mariah uh sister.

SPEAKER_08

Teriza. Mariah, the only one that got a normal name.

SPEAKER_02

And Mia. Mia. Let me ask her that question, baby. Let me see the phone. Let me answer the question. Uh huh.

SPEAKER_08

Mil's ever been burnt.

SPEAKER_02

Hello? Angie. We got a question for you, okay?

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Have you ever been burnt?

SPEAKER_08

She ain't never been burnt. It sounds like you lie.

SPEAKER_05

On my life, it sounds like she lies. Burnt. Burnt you or something? No, mother. Have you ever had chlamydia, gonorrhea?

SPEAKER_08

S T D.

SPEAKER_05

S T D.

unknown

S T D?

SPEAKER_05

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, I have.

SPEAKER_05

How many?

SPEAKER_07

You want story time? Story time. You gotta give your stories.

SPEAKER_05

Hello. What'd you say? You say what? Yes, I had been members, so yes, I did. Oh how many times? Yes, I had. When you fuck off the wrong niggas sometimes, you group up. Oh yeah, she got birthed a couple times.

SPEAKER_08

Oh God. Them whole ass niggas. Evil Knievel. Them whole ass niggas have got me. They got me.

SPEAKER_07

You wanna ask her the side? You wanna ask her about being the side?

SPEAKER_01

Oh yes, man. I thought she doesn't.

SPEAKER_07

You wanna ask her about being the side chick. Or have she ever been a side chick.

SPEAKER_08

She's been a side chick. Dude, I'll get smacked if I call my mama.

SPEAKER_02

And my mama named Angela too.

SPEAKER_08

Oh god. She'll look at me like my mama mean.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, my mama. No, your mama not mean. I grew up.

SPEAKER_08

No, she's not.

SPEAKER_05

My mama on a different type of look. I got all the size of Angie, though.

SPEAKER_08

My mama mean. Who I love.

SPEAKER_05

She loves me now.

SPEAKER_08

She loves you. She she don't like some of your sisters.

SPEAKER_05

I know she don't. I know she likes me like But she loves the fuck out of here. I know no disrespect, but I treat my mama.

SPEAKER_08

Nah, I ain't treating mine. My mama. My mama stabbed me. My mama stabbed me and shoot me.

SPEAKER_05

It's just that I've been I grew up with.

SPEAKER_08

My mama would stab me and shoot me. Hello? Hello.

SPEAKER_07

Who we talking to?

SPEAKER_08

Jamila.

SPEAKER_06

Jamila, I know. No, I'm just looking at it.

SPEAKER_07

This is my favorite female cousin right here. But um I was called sexy. That's between you.

SPEAKER_05

Jamila Darkskin.

SPEAKER_07

That's between you and her.

SPEAKER_08

Hey, Jamila, you sound sexy as fuck.

SPEAKER_07

Wait, wait. You know my people. You know I'm ignorant, cuz, so you know my people around me is stupid. So you know how this go.

SPEAKER_08

What you go by? Hey, hey, request a FaceTime, man. I need to see how you look.

SPEAKER_06

What's her what'd she go by? Stay irritating something. Is this poor? Don't answer this FaceTime.

SPEAKER_07

So we got we got two questions for you. The first question.

SPEAKER_05

No. Let me see. The first question. No, I'm not that scared.

SPEAKER_07

I don't care. Girl, change your fucking voice. You can sound sexy as sick.

SPEAKER_05

I'm not cov Oh, I'm sick as sick. Okay.

SPEAKER_08

Damn, you sound sexy as hell sick.

SPEAKER_07

But um Let me share a cough on the dick while she's gonna be.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08

Let him do that.

SPEAKER_05

All right about that.

SPEAKER_07

All right, all right, sorry, Jamila. Have you ever been burned? What? Don't lie, cousin. You ever been burnt? Yes or no?

SPEAKER_02

No. No.

SPEAKER_07

You never been burnt.

SPEAKER_02

I'll play that.

SPEAKER_07

No, I'll play that. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Have you ever found out you were the side piece? No, I've always been the main, but I definitely found out about side bitches who knew about me.

SPEAKER_07

Oh. You never was the side piece, uh, cousin? No.

SPEAKER_03

You can never put me in that position. Even if you thought you did, I would never.

SPEAKER_08

I like that. Who who raised you? No, she's a side piece. Patricia Ann A. Granny Granny.

SPEAKER_05

She was a side piece before. She don't want that. No, I was never a side piece, and I can let you know. First cousin, nigga, not favorite. Just be looking. Come on, I already see the bonnet. Let me see.

SPEAKER_08

You don't really see my bonnet. See your face.

SPEAKER_05

Let me see your face.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, let me see that. I need to see that.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, what the most okay? You know what? Just go to my Facebook. I look the exact same.

SPEAKER_08

Nah, fuck that Facebook shit, man. Cause I'll be having filters. What's your Facebook name? Cousin. Do I look any different? What's your Facebook name? Give me that phone. Give me that name. Erica. Erica. Give me that phone. Her name ain't Jamila. Her Facebook name is Erica. Gregory? Hey, give me that phone.

SPEAKER_05

Spell Gregory.

SPEAKER_07

You can hear it. Spell Gregory. What the fuck is wrong with you?

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna need you to re-evaluate your circle.

SPEAKER_08

Hey.

SPEAKER_07

You said reevaluate my circle.

SPEAKER_08

Hey Jamila. Hey Jamila. Let me see how you look naturally.

SPEAKER_07

Because hang the phone. Hang on. So in the window. Just inbox people.

SPEAKER_08

How old was I? Hey, come on. Yeah. No, I ain't asked you that question, baby. I'll never ask you that question.

SPEAKER_05

No, but she said how old was I? I'm 29. I be 30 and 40.

SPEAKER_08

Fuck her. I need to see how you look.

SPEAKER_05

Go look on my Facebook. I look at it.

SPEAKER_08

I want to see how you look right now.

SPEAKER_05

No. No. Where's the fucking blood?

SPEAKER_07

This actually one of my cousins who want to come on the pod. Like, yeah, I'm gonna need to see her. You irritate.

SPEAKER_08

You got a fat ass.

SPEAKER_02

Bro, stop accent. Hey, shut the fuck out, bro. You stay in your place. She said boy. Hey, nigga, watch that. Stop touching shit, man.

SPEAKER_07

She said, boy, what's in why you ain't hang up yet?

SPEAKER_05

You know I'm niggas.

SPEAKER_08

You stay in hillside? Oh gosh, she got some good pussy.

SPEAKER_06

Oh my life, she does. Oh wait. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07

You on the you on the lob for the pop. Everybody.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. Oh god. Wait, hold on, wait. You you know my nigga Dre? Dre who? Andre. That's my little brother. That got killed that Eve.

SPEAKER_08

We ain't talking about no niggas. We ain't talking about no niggas.

SPEAKER_01

That's our blue.

SPEAKER_08

My life. We ain't talking about no niggas right now. That's what she said. I'm talking about you. Get the phone with him and he's talking like why. You looking at me, baby.

SPEAKER_05

Get the fucking Tom. Give him the fucking phone. William, get the phone. William, motherfucker. Because you're not listening.

SPEAKER_06

So like hello. Get the phone. Don't get mad at me because you got good. We can live hillside.

SPEAKER_08

Hillside motherfuckers got that good shit. That wet wet.

SPEAKER_06

Thank you, cousin, for parting. He gotta go.

SPEAKER_08

If I come, listen.

SPEAKER_06

No, when I come, he can't go.

SPEAKER_05

Cause he's weak it out. Hey, that's my shit. This is my shit.

SPEAKER_06

You understand me, baby? This my shit. This my shit. This my shit.

SPEAKER_08

And with with my equipment, baby. This my shit. This shit together. Oh, yo, okay. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05

You heard me uh her brother's crazy. I like being a messy bitch with Tom. That's my shit. Fuck you talking about. Come on, fuck you, mean. That's all that stupid ass coughing. You ain't got nobody to call. We all call somebody.

SPEAKER_08

About to hit the dick.

SPEAKER_05

We ain't have no hands on the bus.

SPEAKER_07

Broke go. You said gagging dragon.

SPEAKER_08

I like it how you do it, baby. He always takes it far. Like it how you do it, baby. And she likes a motherfucker to spin in her mouth.

SPEAKER_07

Perfect. Serious as a bitch. Look, now she's reading and shit.

SPEAKER_08

Pour it one more time, man, for the road. I just drunk. That's enough. I don't like the way y'all try to dictate how much uh alcohol I.

SPEAKER_02

No, I want you to get drunk. You gotta work tomorrow?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

At what time?

SPEAKER_07

Nah. You know what they say about niggas in the cranberry do they saw E messy.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. He'll messy me.

SPEAKER_08

Bro, all right, first of all.

SPEAKER_02

He'll messy me.

SPEAKER_08

He read me right in because I ain't no soft. I'm nowhere near a nigga over here.

SPEAKER_07

I was going off with a other co-host. I don't give a fuck about what that nigga said.

SPEAKER_08

I don't give a fuck about what that nigga said.

SPEAKER_05

He a messy big call that nigga. He at work.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, he can't answer.

SPEAKER_05

He probably could. Call him. Hey.

SPEAKER_08

What up, nigga? What's going on?

SPEAKER_05

You on the pod. Bitch ass nigga.

SPEAKER_07

Not member ass nigga. Where the fuck you at? We kicking your soft ass.

SPEAKER_08

You call out call me soft, bro.

unknown

Shit.

SPEAKER_07

Damn, I said that. Didn't you say you said niggas, niggas who mix their liquor is a bitch ass nigga.

SPEAKER_08

That's what I said. I said that. Yeah, you're a big bum ass motherfucker. That's cool. I mean, bum ass bitch.

SPEAKER_05

Crazy.

SPEAKER_08

Let's ask this nigga the questions, man. Okay, bro. You ever been burnt before?

SPEAKER_03

Huh?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, nigga.

SPEAKER_08

You hard you can hear, nigga. You ever been burnt?

SPEAKER_03

Uh I know I'm at work, right? You could just say yes or no. Y'all gonna speak.

SPEAKER_08

Group session.

SPEAKER_06

Nigga, ask the question.

SPEAKER_03

I ain't gonna lie. Don't lie.

unknown

All right.

SPEAKER_07

How did you find out? How did I find out? Yeah, did she tell you? Was you having symptoms?

SPEAKER_03

This shit kind of hurt. That shit was kind of spicy.

SPEAKER_07

Oh god. I know why I eat no chili. Look at that.

SPEAKER_08

I ain't no hot food. I've never had that problem, so I don't understand. Alright, so have you ever found out you was a side piece?

SPEAKER_03

Have I ever found out was a side piece? I take pride in that. Well, I used to take pride.

SPEAKER_08

No, don't used to, nigga. Stand on that shit. Have you? No, fuck pride in that.

SPEAKER_02

Have you ever found out you was a side piece and didn't know you was a side nigga?

SPEAKER_07

Like you really rocked with this bitch, but you found out you was the side nigga.

SPEAKER_03

No, you know you a side nigga. If you a side nigga, you know you a side nigga. I ain't never wanted to be the main nigga.

SPEAKER_07

You don't always know you a side nigga.

SPEAKER_03

If you pull out your camera and she don't well, I don't know how y'all is. I I don't pull out the camera. If she don't ever pull out the camera and record some shit, you're a side nigga. But that ain't that's not true. I'ma keep it honey.

SPEAKER_07

I done recorded some bitches and I ain't post shit. Bitches behind shit. I'm gonna record a shit. That shit not gonna work no more. AI is crazy. And not only that, I may post some shit on Facebook. I may not post on Snap. I may post some shit on Snap. I'm not gonna for certain motherfuckers to see.

SPEAKER_08

Let me ask y'all a question. What if y'all found out somebody made an AI of you being gay, right? And of y'all being straight. How would y'all feel like that?

SPEAKER_07

What can you do?

SPEAKER_08

I'll be pissed though, bro. No, I'll be mad, but what can you do? I'm gonna try to, I'm gonna report that bitch every time I see it. That's what I can do. Fuck is you talking about? Every time I see that video, I'm gonna report it. I'm not gonna lie. You're just gonna sit there and look and watch it. Like, damn, they got it.

SPEAKER_03

Too hard to know this shit is AI.

SPEAKER_08

Nah, some motherfuckers gonna be like, nah, this shit look real than the bitch.

unknown

Just why?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. I done I I done seen some AI videos.

SPEAKER_08

And I'm like, this shit really you gotta look at it too hard for you to be like, okay, this shit not real.

SPEAKER_05

Look at this shit, bro. I know this shit.

SPEAKER_07

But shit, that's all we wanted, my nigga. We know you at work. We're gonna let you get back to work, my nigga.

SPEAKER_05

You ain't got that long trouble.

SPEAKER_03

Even when I'm not there, I'm there. I'm David Ruffman of this shit.

SPEAKER_05

Shut your motherfucking ass up. Do you see the kid?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that shit. That shit trifles, bro. He's like, he's laying his he's laying his head on that motherfucker. Like what?

SPEAKER_05

Bro, that shit not cool. How was you okay with sending that shit to somebody?

SPEAKER_08

Oh, you got that shit sent to you? No. Oh, my bad. He messy as a little bitch, bro. It threw me off. I'll get rid of that.

SPEAKER_07

You the messiest nigga on the pod. That's a messy bitch. That was an accident. And that's how you know you the messy.

SPEAKER_05

He finna be messy. I told you. I'm staying away from the big.

SPEAKER_07

Maybe you shouldn't drink on the pod. You can't slip up. Fuck with that.

SPEAKER_05

I said you don't get no fuck. I told y'all to.

SPEAKER_08

No, no, no, no. I do care.

SPEAKER_05

When? After the fact?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

That's your problem right there.

SPEAKER_08

All right. Well, we appreciate y'all coming and listening to the slipped up podcast. Fuck with us next week where we're gonna slip. And slip into your bitch.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, dig. With or without consent.