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Is It okay for someone to have sex in your house?
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Tonight was a good podcast. We had a few people call in and gave their opinion on some of the questions. We had Is It okay for someone to have sex in your house, have you ever been burnt, and have you been a side piece and dint know?
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SPEAKER_08Angry ass.
SPEAKER_05No, I wouldn't.
SPEAKER_07She looked to the left, looked to the right. She was like, oh, it's on me.
SPEAKER_05No, I was right to the sound. Stop ass nigga. The sound ain't even took stupid ass too. You weren't even looking into the motherfucking sound.
SPEAKER_07I tell you that B your song.
SPEAKER_05Stupid ass. She said, should I go now? What about now?
SPEAKER_07Bad ass.
SPEAKER_05I'm not coming back on this pond no more.
SPEAKER_08Hey man, it's your boy Tom. What's happening? Willie and this motherfucker.
SPEAKER_05It's Mariah. You go last. You gonna fucking laugh. Fuck wrong with any bitch. Be quiet in this time.
SPEAKER_06Shut the fuck up. Don't do that.
SPEAKER_05I thought y'all was wrong with any bitch. She said it's it's Mariah. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. It's CJ. It's slim in this bitch.
SPEAKER_08We got a special reoccurring guest.
SPEAKER_05This bitch has been on here like three times. I know.
SPEAKER_08That's why I say re-occurring.
SPEAKER_05It's Mariah.
SPEAKER_08It's Mariah.
SPEAKER_05Hey, Mariah. It's Mariah. It's Mariah. Mariah Jarrell, Mariah Lynn. Shut the fuck up. All right.
SPEAKER_08He's missing Bam right now, so.
SPEAKER_05That nigga at work, Sweeping Flows. He'll be.
SPEAKER_07Have Bam missed the part?
SPEAKER_08Nope. Nope. Yeah, this is her first one. No, he didn't. This is his first one.
SPEAKER_05Bam, you can't. Thank God. Can't lie.
SPEAKER_07No. So everybody. Well, you the only one that really ain't missed one. So.
SPEAKER_08I only miss one too. Shut your bitch up. I'll be damned if I miss one. Let me come in this motherfucker and y'all talking about y'all getting a pot.
SPEAKER_06Who plugged the shit up? Sheena. Look at that. Lamar.
SPEAKER_08It definitely be Lamar. She ain't doing that. I'm gonna take some fave. Plug the podcast.
SPEAKER_05I don't need dad to plug this up. Tex Shinna, like he said, we can do it. Oh god.
SPEAKER_08Right. He don't give a fuck. Y'all gonna wait until I go to work and shit.
SPEAKER_05Let's start off with a shot, y'all. Yeah, let's do that. Always shot, man. Glass up.
SPEAKER_08Mariah.
SPEAKER_02She's drunk.
SPEAKER_07Damn. Y'all was out drinking already.
SPEAKER_02She was. I'm drinking drive.
SPEAKER_08I drink and drive. Police. Milwaukee police, come get me, bitch. Oh, wow. Yeah. I live on the edge.
SPEAKER_05We got two criminals so far. We got a rapist. I'm a rapist. I love rapist. Willy motherfucker.
SPEAKER_08It's Willie and this motherfucker.
SPEAKER_05That's what you said.
SPEAKER_08I'm gonna stick my thumb in that bitch. With or without consent.
SPEAKER_06It's Willy, bitch. Hey. You going to the rain? I don't want that. I don't want that on me. I don't know, man. I don't know. That ain't no battle. Oh shit. Hey, while we the unconsent guy.
SPEAKER_07Hey, I okay. I think we talked about this before, but I seen another pal talking about it, so it put it back in my head. Is it okay for somebody else to fuck in your house?
SPEAKER_08Who wanna go first? No.
SPEAKER_07And how disrespectful is it if you view it as disrespectful?
SPEAKER_05I mean, fucking is fucking. I didn't fuck places that I shouldn't have fucked, but is where you fuck in my house, if that makes sense. So like, okay, I got kids, for instance. So like if you fucking in my house and my kids there, that's disrespectful. I didn't have some siblings fucking my bed before. That's disrespectful. Like, I mean, if you get a quickie in the bathroom here and there, my kids ain't there, cool. But you gotta make sure my kids ain't there, and I gotta know where you fucking. You can't fuck on my couch and you can't fuck in my room or my kids.
SPEAKER_02So I should be like motherfuckers gotta be like, I just I ain't gonna lie, I just fucked in your bathroom.
SPEAKER_05Basement, cool. No, you ain't gotta tell you. Oh, because you said motherfuckers. What if they said, bro? No, I get what you're doing.
SPEAKER_07Are you there as well? Because I'm like, what if they fuck in your living room? They ain't on your couch and shit, but they fucked in your living room on the floor. Like made a pallet type shit.
SPEAKER_08I ain't gonna lie, faux sex is kind of hot.
SPEAKER_06No, I ain't gonna lie, that shit be lit. That shit be cracking. My knees be hurting, but yeah, especially Carpent. That dude burning like a dude. No, I can't blow no harm on the car and be slipping and sliding and shit, bro. Fuck that. I didn't carry it. Couch pillows down there.
SPEAKER_05Like, goddamn. But it all depends on who on who in the house and where you fucking at in my house. I know my wife ain't going for that shit.
SPEAKER_08I ain't going for that shit. Don't fucking my house. Ain't nobody fucking in my house but me. I'm gonna put my uh bed to the wall so y'all can hear me fucking.
SPEAKER_05I couldn't even sip. Why would you want to do that? I couldn't even sip.
SPEAKER_08I think it's hilarious.
SPEAKER_05I think it's hilarious. That's very much not hilarious.
SPEAKER_08Shit, you should have seen, man, when my daughter is in there. Yeah, I was being obnoxious on purpose. I just grabbed a headboard, bum, bop, bump.
SPEAKER_05I gotta do something about my house. Yeah, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_08I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_05I ain't gonna lie.
SPEAKER_06And but she's gonna be.
SPEAKER_08I need her to get out. So I was trying to make it uncomfortable. It's time for you to go. But how you feel? Hold on. First, stop. First of all, and if a motherfucker fuck in my house, right? Mm-hmm. Say I fumped out. I'm gonna be looking at you like, you fucked a bitch in my shit, bro. You ain't even let me know. And then I'm like, what bitch was it? You think and you fuck an ugly bitch in my house. I'm really gonna be pissed.
SPEAKER_07You think you so you irritate you? So if I fuck the bitch, you feel like I gotta tell you like who the bitch is? Yeah. Like what the bitch.
SPEAKER_08Yeah. I wanna know the bitch. And you can't eat no booty in my house either. No booty eating my book. How are you gonna know? You're not gonna.
SPEAKER_06Or take in booty.
SPEAKER_08I got a camera in my living room. What if nigga look like, where is that?
SPEAKER_07What if a motherfucker was eating ass just looking in the camera, knowing you ain't like me?
SPEAKER_08Bro, oh God. Hey. I don't know if I would be pissed or or amused, though, because I'll be like, dude, this nigga got fucking pause. This for you, Tom. Oh. Nah. Nah, no. Ain't no pause. No, it ain't no pause with that, bro. Bro, what the fuck, nigga?
SPEAKER_05The niggas that say pause before saying something gay, that's just No, that's not how that shit goes.
SPEAKER_07That's shit. No.
SPEAKER_05You know you ain't supposed to be saying it.
SPEAKER_07So how was your.
SPEAKER_05When a motherfucker be like, don't take this, don't take this personal. But bitch, you know I did such and such such. You know it's personal if I say don't take it by. Yeah, when motherfuckers say that shit.
SPEAKER_07Like, no offense. You feel offended.
SPEAKER_05I did it. I did that shit today. I was like, don't get offended by what I say. And then I said, shit.
SPEAKER_08You like boys and girls. See, I never say that. I ain't gonna lie. I never say that. This nigga, you on a phone or pa? You gotta put that shit on speaker. You have to put it on speaker. Put it on speaker. Put it on speaker. You can't answer it. Put it on speaker. Put it on speaker. Put it on speaker.
SPEAKER_07Put that shit on speaker. Put you on speaker, folks. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Put me on a podcast.
SPEAKER_07You already on here.
SPEAKER_08This nigga high as hell.
SPEAKER_05She said you finna put me on TV.
SPEAKER_08What you trying to eat that nigga ass tonight? Damn.
SPEAKER_05Probably like another hour and a half. Two hours. Bitch, please. He better hurry up. See y'all sad. She said, I got a couple of things. She sounds like she smoked squares too.
SPEAKER_08I won't feel confident enough to talk about it later. Bitch, talk about that shit later. Fuck what you talking about? Niggas are always on some other shit. What up, Mariah? You ain't said nothing. How do you feel if somebody fucked in your house? Oh, whoa, whoa. It happened to y'all, right?
SPEAKER_05Whoa, whoa, whoa. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all probably ain't seen what I did, but. I already had that happen. Y'all probably ain't seen what I did, but didn't we show y'all the video? No.
SPEAKER_08You definitely didn't show us the video.
SPEAKER_05You got it? No, I don't got it. Oh, I got it. But Mariah got it. Can I see? You can see. Damn. But it definitely wasn't. Don't show, don't show her my sister. Okay, no.
unknownIt was ha ha ha.
SPEAKER_05It wouldn't have been disrespectful because she paid rent and she laid there. She had her own room and she decided to do it in my room. Oh. In my bed that we just got.
SPEAKER_08Can you send it to this phone so we can put Eric?
SPEAKER_05He's so he's a messy bitch. Oh, messy bitch. Bomb. I ain't gonna lie, y'all should have came to that concert yesterday. It was cracking.
SPEAKER_08Send it there so we can.
SPEAKER_05Oh, the video? Yeah. Oh.
SPEAKER_02Okay. You gotta, you know, you gotta probably touch.
SPEAKER_05You got porn in there?
SPEAKER_08Yes. Are you? You're a nasty bitch. Getting cracked.
SPEAKER_05She got naked pictures of me and everything.
SPEAKER_08You you in there getting cracked?
SPEAKER_05I mean. What the fuck was you thinking? This how you hear it's what he's playing. Your best friend.
SPEAKER_00I touched. You played with me. How am I playing with you? You in my room. This is my house. I know that. You know that. You know how fighting this is?
SPEAKER_07Do you like it?
SPEAKER_00Do you want to you? I don't want to hear it's been what it's been what it's been what I'm not letting shit go. You had this shit going on for a long time. You just fucking in my shit.
SPEAKER_05In my bed. He got clothes in the closet, all type of shit. We had this wash. But we was coming over here and she wanted to podcast. But we weren't here at our house. Okay, but you shouldn't have.
SPEAKER_08Damn, she said she's not wrong.
SPEAKER_05She definitely said I'm I didn't say I'm not wrong, my nigga.
SPEAKER_02Oh. That definitely sounded like she said. Yeah, she was she was fucking and all shit. We was drunk as a bitch, though.
SPEAKER_05We did. And we walked to my house from my mama's house. Cause I said that the live going on. 8 in the morning. No, I don't know. That's that's the day before we was walking at like one. Yeah, it was like that's when it probably was sent to her. Because my sister recorded it.
SPEAKER_08And that was y'all bed? That shit wow.
SPEAKER_05Our bed. And her room was right there. Like she didn't have no bed or nothing?
SPEAKER_08She had a big why the fuck he ain't fucked on that.
SPEAKER_05We didn't understand. That's why she got slapped.
SPEAKER_08You know what? She opened up y'all room door and said, That being a little bit more comfortable.
SPEAKER_05That's trifling. We had clean clothes. We just went and washed.
SPEAKER_08You know how people did they fuck on y'all's clothes?
SPEAKER_05It looked like she like when I walked in the room, like she pushed them like how they was. She puts it. That shit crazy than a bitch.
SPEAKER_08She fucked on some of y'all clothes. Trust me.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we know.
SPEAKER_08It'd be crazy if she wiped herself with money off.
SPEAKER_02I mean, we washed the shit anyway.
SPEAKER_08We we rot washed it, but they passed me that hoodie right there.
SPEAKER_05She was in the closet, bro.
SPEAKER_08I'm talking about they hoodie so they can clean herself. I gotta get this shit. I gotta get this shit.
SPEAKER_05He was in that bitch chilling. He was in that bitch thug.
SPEAKER_08I mean, I wouldn't say it was his fault. No, that's why I didn't know what I mean. That's why too much didn't like go off on him.
SPEAKER_02That's why I'm like, just don't shit. Don't say, don't say shit, bro. Cause at first he looked at like he wanted to say something to Mariah. Like, on because I didn't come in there at first. Because I was like, shit, y'all just go in, peek, see if she in here. If she if she not in here, we gonna feel played as a bitch because the shit was kind of iffy anyway.
SPEAKER_08Okay, so what led up to you to that situation?
SPEAKER_05Like, how did y'all I already had like cause we wasn't home? Like she was there, living there. She was there by herself. We was at my mama's house. So we there days, weeks, we this there. Like, we go home, we want to go home, but they wanted us there for we were just chilling. We was just drinking and shit, just party. Boom. I had this feeling that she been fucking in my bed. Like, I don't think that's just the first time she did it. But I text my sister about this shit prior to it. I like, I really feel like this bitch fucking in my bed because I'm not home. Then she be texting me. Boom. She was like, go with your intuition. I'm like, damn, I might be wrong if I just texted. Like, you've been having niggas in my bed, like fucking in my room.
SPEAKER_02It was me. It took me. That same day, right before this happened. I went there and I was like, I was working like doing like second shift. So I'm getting off of work late as the beast, like clothing type shit. 11, 12, I'll make it home. I go to the house to get some clothes, because I think I was off the next day. And I seen the the mattress was moved. Like, you get what I'm saying? Like, you could see.
SPEAKER_08She was in there getting cracked.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, so I go, but I my thing is I go to Mariah because I'm not knowing she like there like that.
SPEAKER_02Cause every time I come around or get off of work, she at her mama's house with Mariah. So I go there, I'm like, I'm like, bro, you was fucking in there. Somebody in the bed. Like I said this to my, I'm like, bro, the mattress moved. She was like, I've been having this feeling, woo, woo, woo, woo. Now mind you, I got there. When I got there, before I even said I was going to the house, she was supposed to leave. Before I got there, she was supposed to be gone. I said I was going to the house, she changed her mind. She waited till I came back and then decided to wait like 20 minutes, then decided to leave.
SPEAKER_05And that's what made us leave.
SPEAKER_02That's what made us like that shit weird.
SPEAKER_05Wait until I come back. But then she cut it. She turned it off. Cut it on airplane mode. So it just said she was at the gas station over there where our house was. And it was stuck there.
SPEAKER_02So we just made us go there. We got that liquor in our system.
SPEAKER_08If that were to happen to me, I would have spashed the fuck out. Yeah. Like, you would have. I probably would have dragged the bitch downstairs.
SPEAKER_05I ain't gonna lie. I was gonna get on her ass, but when I seen Mariah slap the fuck out of her.
SPEAKER_08And and it's a little bit of a contradiction or double standard. Because like, literally, if I see my sons fucking, I'm like, okay, okay, little nigga. You got it, look, bro. I'm gonna walk away, let you finish that.
SPEAKER_05In your room, though?
SPEAKER_08Not in my room. Exactly. Not in my room. But if I see him do it now, he's like, yeah, go on here. Go ahead, bro.
SPEAKER_02Come back with the same mood you left in.
SPEAKER_08Mr. Willie is back.
SPEAKER_02You want to talk about it on a pod? You sure? Because this is slipped up. You can slip up and say a couple things if you want. If you need a vent. Well, come back in the same mood you left in. Thank you.
unknownWhat the fuck?
SPEAKER_08Y'all laughing at his pain.
SPEAKER_05No, I'm not laughing at his pain. I'm laughing that he just drunk all that shit. Like, that's not him. So I know something wrong. So why would you laugh? Because it's just it's weird. Like, I'm laughing at the weirdness. Like, I don't know.
SPEAKER_08So you're uncomfortable?
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_08Why would I be uncomfortable? He uncomfortable. It'll be alright, bro.
SPEAKER_02And she fucked up in the head. I wasn't laughing at she fucked up.
SPEAKER_08Y'all ain't shit.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm not laughing at him. I'm laughing that he took that whole shot.
SPEAKER_01What y'all sucking him up?
SPEAKER_08Um people fucking video of Mariah snapping on her sister. You want to watch it?
SPEAKER_02My sister. Yeah, you seen the video.
SPEAKER_08You seen the video?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he was on, he was on the live. I was on the live mom. Oh, it was on live? She was on live. She was she live. Who the fuck put that on live?
SPEAKER_05CTI. Mariah. I was like, Yeah, Mariah went live. Yeah, I was going live.
SPEAKER_07Because I called you live in the city. Because I passed your phone or something. Loki called you like halfway.
SPEAKER_05I recorded the video the day after because it was late as hell.
SPEAKER_07Okay, so who had the video while you had the phone?
SPEAKER_05Well, my sister. She was recording.
SPEAKER_07I thought I called you while she was live. You did. Right. Like you was literally live on flight. She was live. I'm like, five. You know, Mariah, whoa.
unknownUh-uh.
SPEAKER_07Hold on. Click. You get on the live and shit.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, that was the day after.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I was like, damn.
SPEAKER_02That was later that day. But I mean, bitches know next time. I doubt it though. Okay.
SPEAKER_05That's the one with the messed up too.
SPEAKER_08Damn, she was getting cracked on y'all shit. Like when he when y'all walked in, was like they was in the act, act.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, she was moaning.
SPEAKER_08Well, he's like slow grinding his titties on me.
SPEAKER_05She was in doggy style. And I was like, oh, this what we do it. I would have choked her. I swear to God. But I set my stuff down. Boy. I wasn't in a rush. I already knew. I already knew it. Like I was standing outside the door and I posted to Taron's ass, but I just opened the door.
SPEAKER_08Your sister don't got no titties or no ass, though.
SPEAKER_05And it looked like her pussy was a little hairy. A little.
SPEAKER_08No, her pussy was hairy. It was? Yeah, it was hairy.
SPEAKER_05Like, bro. With the motherfucking onesie on. No daddy's on. She was waiting on that dick.
SPEAKER_08Oh, she did put a onesie on.
SPEAKER_05This nigga.
SPEAKER_08No, she wasn't waiting on that dick. She was waiting on, she would have had just a t-shirt on, nothing else on.
SPEAKER_05Nah, she still would have hot because she had to open the door. She just couldn't come to the door high ready.
SPEAKER_08I had a bitch do that before.
SPEAKER_05No, he picked her up. You never had a bitch. Well, we was at, and she had that onesie on.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_05And they went there. She was out with no clothes on.
SPEAKER_08You never had a bitch waiting on you with just a shirt on?
SPEAKER_05That's different. And came to the door. That was her house. This ain't her house. She shared his house. I didn't went to a house. Cars and Legos. It was all over the floor.
SPEAKER_08Dog, I fucked the bitch with a kid with toys and shit. That shit pissed me off. Oh God, because I started hitting it from the back. She on the edge of the bed. And I stepped on a fucking car. No, I was mad in the bitch. I try to play that shit off and try to kick it.
SPEAKER_05Fuck the bitch. She had a cat. I swear to God, the cat just stared at me the whole time. I swear to God, I feel so uncomfortable. Like so uncomfortable. Like, can you get your cat out of here? Like, motherfucker just looking at me. Like, I don't know.
SPEAKER_08I feel weird as fuck. I fucked the I fucked a bitch in front of my brother. That was kind of weird. Because I thought the nigga was asleep. So I was like, let me get this in right quick. He was laying on a bed and I was hitting her on the on the floor. And then like, I don't know what made me turn and look at my brother. His eyes was open. This nigga was like, he had his arms crossed, head laid on his arms looking right at me.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, hell no.
SPEAKER_08I ain't stopped. I ain't like, hey, nigga, stop looking at me, bro.
SPEAKER_05You know what I mean? Like, the bitch while my brother was in the living room and I came out, he recited some shit that I said to the bitch. I'm like, cuz this can't be it. This nigga said turnover.
SPEAKER_08One, two, or three.
SPEAKER_05Four.
SPEAKER_08Four? Yeah. Oh, I know he was on some bullshit.
SPEAKER_05Like, bro, why would you say that shit, bro?
SPEAKER_08I know he was on some bullshit.
SPEAKER_05He said turnover.
SPEAKER_08I'm like, this nigga's literally.
unknownNope.
SPEAKER_08Oh what? I can see that nigga with a blood in his mouth turnover. Fo is um by the school.
SPEAKER_05Four. You talking about brothers.
SPEAKER_08Oh.
SPEAKER_05You said which brother was it, right? Yeah. Yeah. You said one, two, three, and I said four.
SPEAKER_08Oh, oh, oh. I'm tripping. I'm thinking of a jet uh by the stove. I mean by the school.
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_08That's why I say that shit would have been funny. That nigga would have been on some bullshit if it was him.
SPEAKER_05I think he caught me fucking in the car one time. Outside the house. She got a sister. I'm like, cuz gone, bro. She already nervous.
SPEAKER_08Like have y'all ever found out that y'all was the side piece?
SPEAKER_05I love being a side nigga.
SPEAKER_08So have you ever found out you were?
SPEAKER_05No, I always knew. Yeah, I have. I love when bitches got bitches or boyfriends already. Me too. I swear to God, it's so much easier for me.
SPEAKER_08It's less commitment.
SPEAKER_05Until, until you get a bitch that be extra clingy and then be like, I be like, you got a whole man at home. Why is you?
SPEAKER_08Did you have oh I ain't had one of those. I had the one that'd be like, I'm finna break up with such and such. No, don't break. I ain't fucking with you no more.
SPEAKER_05I swear to God, bitch, I didn't sign up for you to be single.
SPEAKER_08The reason why I'm fucking with you, because I like you and you got a nigga.
SPEAKER_05I know that's right.
SPEAKER_08You ever find out you was a side piece?
SPEAKER_07I never found out I was a side piece, but I've been a side piece on purpose, you know, like shit. It's the best feeling.
SPEAKER_08For real. You ever find out you was a side piece?
SPEAKER_07Like to know you fucking a nigga, bitch, and sending her home happy as a bitch. Like. Cause do you hear me? You think she's like, nigga, she's not laughing because of you, nigga. That corny ass joke you just told is funny because I just gave her some dick. You hear me?
SPEAKER_08The bitch slibe you up and then you drop her off in front of the house. I did that so many times, and now I'm sitting there laughing.
SPEAKER_07I done got hit in the crib crib. In her whip.
SPEAKER_08I got nah, I ain't got hit in front of the crib. I pulled off a little bit and hit the corner. I ain't gonna lie, I'm a little nervous.
SPEAKER_07It was like, oh, this nigga.
SPEAKER_01This nigga.
SPEAKER_06You come over here about the hair, no bitch.
SPEAKER_08The bitch, I had this one little bitch, bro.
SPEAKER_05Because I ain't got no you can just wean over you gotta have me.
SPEAKER_08I had this one little bitch. She dog, she got hurt. She got beat up by the nigga. Call me crying and shit. I'm like, what we finna do though? I don't give a fuck about this nigga putting hands on you like that. But uh, I just want some eyes, man. That's crazy. Let's see. So I know you got a black eye, but you was a side nigga, right? Yeah, I was a side nigga. Have you ever failed for that bitch? Nah. You was you a side nigga? Like, you know, I was letting y'all get y'all's off first.
SPEAKER_02Y'all some fucked up ass nigga. Uh-uh. Yeah, I was a side nigga and I fell, and I didn't know I was a side nigga. It hurt my feelings. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05No, I didn't. Yeah, she did. I was young. Everybody know. No. Everybody, unless you dumb as a bitch, everybody. Listen, if a bitch stops taking your calls at the turn time, it wasn't that I'm asleep. Come on now, Cas. No, it wasn't it. When she randomly texts you on and off, and you start seeing the patterns. You gotta know. No, I'm not saying I never found out. Like I didn't catch on, but I'm saying I did you go to her house when you wanted to? I was young. I was younger. I was young. What's young? Like, I was like a teenager. Like what's young? Because I was I was like, I was like 17, 18. But I was dating out here. I was dating an older bitch. Like, got you. Dumb ass. I got a whole nigga at home. Fuck bro. No, she had a whole bitch at home. Well, she is still.
SPEAKER_08Have y'all ever fucked with a bitch? Have y'all ever fucked with a bitch and found out she had a nigga?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Not no bitch, but a nigga. Yes. Oh, you talking about that. I'm talking to them. Yeah, yeah. Or do y'all want them with a nigga?
SPEAKER_05I like I don't give a fuck what you got. Whether you're not gonna be a good one. I'd rather you have a nigga. Niggas, but you hate me so bad, though. That's the crazy part. Like, I can't even be friends with a bitch without they nigga thinking I'm fucking them already. So guess what? Okay, hold on.
SPEAKER_08No, no, no. Let's pause right quick though. You too fucking friendly though. Oh God, when you with the bitch, bro. Oh god. I'm not I'm not I'm not you even said on the last part. A nigga better not trust me around that bitch. True. Okay, so you know me.
SPEAKER_05You you right. You got it. Right. No, she be in there laughing, flirting with the bitch. So so next time we do a pod, sit on this side, don't sit next to my bitch. When you see my head, you see my head go on to the table, then you like it. Hey, hey, football.
SPEAKER_08It was her looking at her like, when you see my head. No, baby. Don't get mad. She over there trying to talk about your bitch.
SPEAKER_05No, no, no. I'm at the point. I'm at the point in my life when my bitch, I don't give a fuck. I didn't give no fuck. I swear to God. Am I lying? Do you feel like I give a fuck to a certain extent?
SPEAKER_08I don't believe you. You wouldn't be on punishment if you didn't.
SPEAKER_05No, I'm not, no, I'm not saying I don't do a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a shit. Yeah, did you get some cushion the other night? No.
SPEAKER_08Why you ain't taking like you said?
SPEAKER_06You wasn't too evil. She wasn't evil with some bitch.
SPEAKER_05Hey, what you do to it? I told you she won't get no.
SPEAKER_08Hey, what you do to her? Then you play with her a little bit and then say, nah.
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_08Y'all better not be fucking in my goddamn house.
SPEAKER_05We not fucking in my house. That's crazy. That would be the best. Y'all let me sneak at home. No, we not. It just makes it so much. No, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_07We're very like, yeah, when you fucking somewhere, you like. It's like, ooh.
SPEAKER_05It's disrespectful. I mean, you heard that?
SPEAKER_07Look at that.
SPEAKER_05It sounds like somebody come out the room.
SPEAKER_07You better do some slow stuff. You said side position.
SPEAKER_05Hell no, no, just make your breathing be heavy as you think.
SPEAKER_08You think they hear this?
SPEAKER_02I ain't do nothing.
SPEAKER_08I ain't gonna lie, the side, I be coming too fast. I had to slow down. Yeah, the side do be gripping too much. I'll be like, hold on, be like, oh.
SPEAKER_05I don't know about the black boy.
SPEAKER_07You don't know? The back?
SPEAKER_08No, no, no. Oh, I can test some shit up in the back. I can't too.
SPEAKER_05I have to taste myself like, Corey, you got this. Don't come, yeah. I just like when it just comes back automatically without me having the, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_06They don't know what the fuck they cleaned it up. What's wrong with it?
SPEAKER_08Oh my God. Oh, I seen y'all.
SPEAKER_06You cleaned up what? You seen. Why you pause like that?
SPEAKER_08I seen y'all deal though that bust another or whatever. Oh yeah, he went to the I was at the sex store.
SPEAKER_05Oh, told you. It'd be like this. That's how you got it? That's how I move.
SPEAKER_08You got it?
SPEAKER_05I'm not finna get it. Oh, I seen this one thing because I want to come at her.
SPEAKER_08I seen this one thing. It's like a pole and the legs and a f and the arms fit in that shit. I said, yeah, I'm finna get that bang.
SPEAKER_05Wait, what?
SPEAKER_08Oh, so it's a bar? Yeah, like a bar. And the legs and the arms fit in it. Can I? And it's straight.
SPEAKER_05Let me see.
SPEAKER_08I ain't buy it.
SPEAKER_07Can I it's like this?
SPEAKER_08Like the arms like or they laying like they gotta be laying down.
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna get that.
SPEAKER_08Pussy just in your face. Can I put it in my suitcase? Yeah, you can put that. Nope, nope. Nope, you can't. You can't bring anything. Oh no, I don't get the bandage something.
SPEAKER_02We gonna get one so you can see the picture.
SPEAKER_01Like off of 50. We're gonna get one. Yeah, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_08That shit look like it's man. It's just straight pussy in your face. Like you're finna tear this shit the fuck up. And you can't do shit, bitch.
SPEAKER_02That's what you're thinking, huh?
SPEAKER_08I swear to God, that's what I'm thinking.
SPEAKER_05That's slow. That's sick. I like when a bitch cry.
SPEAKER_08She didn't like to run. I don't like that shit.
SPEAKER_05All you gotta do is grab her by that little. Get over here.
SPEAKER_08I'd be doing that.
SPEAKER_05Say Scorpion.
SPEAKER_08Don't run too much for me. That shit tired me off.
SPEAKER_05You getting braised for the cruise, too? All you gotta do is wrap your hands around them bitches like I did that. Oh God, I did that shit. Just like that. You hold your fofic. I know, bitch. Wrap that shit around. I know how to fuck my bitch. Like, ugh.
SPEAKER_08Do you?
SPEAKER_05Yes. I don't know. Uh-uh. Axe her, sir. Axe.
SPEAKER_08You probably need some tips from that nigga that fucked in y'all bed. No, I don't need no. He was first of all.
SPEAKER_05He ain't fucking nothing. He showed the fuck not.
SPEAKER_08You gonna um take some tips from bro?
SPEAKER_02No. I don't need no tips from no nigga. I'll give you some tips. I don't need no tips from no bitch. I'll show you some. You a boy or a girl? Both. I don't need no tips from no nigga, no bitch. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_08Listen.
SPEAKER_02No nigga bitch.
SPEAKER_08Three years in prison or ten years on probation. Which one y'all taking?
SPEAKER_05Three years of prison. Three years in prison. Three years in prison. Oh my life. Let me knock that shit right out the way. You taking three years? Yeah. Ten years of probation.
SPEAKER_07Do you know once you came in in trouble?
SPEAKER_05And then you gotta spend more time and the rest of the time on papers to be in.
SPEAKER_08Police contact. I'm definitely taking the three. Because if you get pulled over, that's police contact. And if you got a fucked up ass probation officer, no bullshit. Locked up. Now you go in and out.
SPEAKER_07I want to get out early with some. Oh that's good behavior. I'm getting out early. Do one of these years on paper.
SPEAKER_08You ain't doing none of that shit. It's either three straight or ten.
SPEAKER_07But I'm I'm saying, like, but I'm saying like years. Yeah. Over them years, say I get good behavior type shit.
SPEAKER_08Three straight or two.
SPEAKER_07You ain't specify that nigga. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_08Nigga, you got you gotta do three straight or ten on paper.
SPEAKER_07I'm still gonna do three straight.
SPEAKER_02Three straight.
SPEAKER_08I'm definitely doing it. Been there, doesn't it? I'm like you say, you're gonna do good behavior. Send me down to a minimum. I'm down at a minimum chilling. My daddy was in the minimum. That nigga said he was out there fishing and shit. Nigga, that shit dope. No, for real. Nah, that's not dope. Fuck that shit. Nah, for real.
SPEAKER_07Y'all niggas been to you been to prison. I look like I've been to prison. No, no, no. That's fucked up, bro. No. They said no. Because a lot of people don't know. Prison is more than three years. Jail is less than two, correct? No, jail is less than. Yeah, it's less than two. Less than two up to prison is three and a year and a half.
SPEAKER_08Two and up.
SPEAKER_07Prison is two and up? Yeah. No, it's two and up. You can do so jail two and under, though. So prison would be three and up?
SPEAKER_08Up to up to two years. Up to two years. Up to two years in jail.
SPEAKER_02You ain't doing no more than two years in jail.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_05That's far stuff. So that's why I said prison technically.
SPEAKER_08Two and up. Yeah, but that's different. That's different. You saying if two is the most important thing.
SPEAKER_05Two in a day, then two in a day. You want me to say that? The fuck? The fuck?
SPEAKER_06Sorry, criminal motherfucker.
SPEAKER_05No, no. Still fighting your case. You could be up in jail for a long time. Yeah, and then we got computers on my body.
SPEAKER_08But then, but then you get good time. I mean, you get your time. Yeah, yeah. Like that could, yeah, time served. So the I'm I'm sentencing you too. Yeah. But let's say, let's say 46 months. That's like five years and some shit like that.
SPEAKER_05Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_08But you was already in there for That ain't no fucking five years.
SPEAKER_05It's 12 months in a fucking year. 46 months. That's four. That's like give a take. I see. 12. Yeah. One twenty-four.
SPEAKER_08Three years. Exactly. 46 months.
SPEAKER_05That's not six years, though.
SPEAKER_0846 months is three years. That's some change.
SPEAKER_07Right. Jail time is typically. Yeah, I know I'm smart. For short-term confinement, usually sentences of one year or less. That's short-term confinement, though. Right. It's a prison time is for long-term confinement, typically for felony convictions with sentences over one year often lasting multiple years or decades. Damn. Decades is crazy. Humphy dumpsy said on a man. Oh, that shit crazy. Definitely.
SPEAKER_08Dumpy Dumpty had a great thing. You know, you know what I don't like about federal when they sentence you, they sent you in months. All looking horses and all that. So if you're stupid, you're gonna be sitting there like, damn, I'm gonna get out pretty soon for 86 months. That's if you stupid. You know what I mean? You'll be one dumb motherfucker if you don't convert them bitches into years.
SPEAKER_05But right away.
SPEAKER_08The state, they state they like, we're giving you five years or three in, and we're giving you five years, two in, three out type shit.
SPEAKER_05They be trying to get you on federal cases, like some so how y'all feel about the Pooh Shysti shit. I seen it, but I ain't seen it like read it. Like I heard he kidnapped him. Dumb as hell, man.
SPEAKER_07He dumb. What did he do? He can't kill him. He killed him, Big Hardy, and they kidnapped him.
SPEAKER_05They kidnapped him for real. Yes, yeah.
SPEAKER_07To try to get out uh out of his deal. To get him out of his deal. Hey, dumb as the big. Pooh Shysti ain't wanna be signing.
SPEAKER_08Hey, you know how they got caught?
SPEAKER_05Gucci man toe.
SPEAKER_08No. These stupid ass niggas recorded it. And somebody leaked it. Dumb ass niggas. That's these young niggas, dog. These young niggas always gotta record something, dog. Like, ah, you hoe ass nigga. Give me out this motherfucker.
SPEAKER_07I'm robbing Gucci.
SPEAKER_05Fuck is you dumb niggas? Why everybody keep talking about like Gucci man or snitch? Woo-woo. These niggas kidnap me. What wouldn't I say?
SPEAKER_08Because he a hood nigga. He supposed to be here for in a street. Oh my gosh, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up with that shit. Why the fuck would they clone Gucci? Bro. I don't know.
SPEAKER_05All people. The real Gucci is. At the time when he got out of jail, he was scared. I can see why they were cloned with Gucci. At the time.
SPEAKER_07Gucci at the time of his problem was an influential motherfucking person, bro. He was. I feel like I'm Gucci Man in 2006.
SPEAKER_08Can we go back to the uh Pusashi Gucci man shit? This is all about Can we go back to that, please? Can we go back to that?
SPEAKER_05Hey, guess what? We got 23 fucking days of trip, bitch.
SPEAKER_07You said, why would they clone Gucci? Okay. In your opinion, who would you technically who it's worth being cloned? Like, who would you really? I'm a clone Barack. Like, what the what the fuck you like who you gonna clone?
SPEAKER_08Not Gucci, man. The fuck is he gonna do? He's an influential person over dumb ass niggas. You you saying clone Tayron? I would never fucking look at Gucci, man, be like, You seen that? Oh, bro say do this, so I'm gonna do that.
SPEAKER_07I don't necessarily I don't necessarily gotta tell you to do something to influence you.
SPEAKER_08To say. I don't get influenced by celebrities.
SPEAKER_05If you don't take me off this deal, I'm gonna kill you. Like, what?
SPEAKER_08Well, I don't know if they said that.
SPEAKER_05That had to be it, because if I don't take you off this deal, what you're gonna do to me?
SPEAKER_08So uh allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. What'd I say? Allegedly. It's a little bit more. No, I wasn't. I wasn't alleged. Yes, you were. Yes, no fuck you would. Allegedly, Pooh and Gucci was in a in a room chopping it up. No, so they supposed to came over there just to kick it. They those two niggas in the room chopping it up. Bro asked to get out his deal. Bro said some wild shit. Pooh Shakespeare was like 30, passing that bag, bring in a, you know, and told an and upped on the nigga, told him nigga, give me out the deal. Sign these papers.
SPEAKER_02And they recorded the whole thing.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_05And he ain't signed them, so they kidnapped him.
SPEAKER_08I guess not. But held him hostage.
SPEAKER_05Hostage. Oh yeah, that's a couple years. That was over with for that nigga.
SPEAKER_07Oh, he he is a rapper. Pooh Shisty, he just got out from doing what? He did just deal like six, seven years. I think he did five. Oh God.
SPEAKER_05Oh he got a nigga in there.
SPEAKER_07He got a nigga in there.
SPEAKER_05I gotta get back to bay. And kidnap a kidnap a rapper. These phone calls ain't enough, babe. I'm coming back. That nigga said these phone calls ain't enough. I'm coming back. He came out, made that one song fresh out.
SPEAKER_08Fresh out and went right back in. But it didn't do for that. It didn't number, so I don't get why he did that.
SPEAKER_07To put money on his books. Like he for Pooh Shice didn't have to do that shit. Like. And then why are you robbing this nigga to get out a deal that you read and you signed? Or your lawyer read and signed.
SPEAKER_08Honestly, he was a young street nigga. So hear me out. Hear me out, bro, before you go crazy. A young street nigga. You know what I'm saying? A nigga, like she said, throw some money at him. I can get you famous, da da da da. I blow you, get your ass blown up, whatever. Sign this shit right here. He probably didn't have a lawyer. You don't know. The nigga came from the street.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. I don't think you probably didn't. Motherfuckers know to read. But you ain't just signing, you ain't just signing some shit. I don't give a fuck if I if I was in school, whether I knew how to read or not, if somebody throw something on some paper like, hey, sign this, I'm gonna take the time out to at least read the first time. You gotta throw it three to five cents.
SPEAKER_08These niggas motherfuckers. These niggas put a hundred grand cash in their face. Be smoking with them, kicking in with them, nigga. Nigga, this yours if you sign this. Can I read it first? Nah, nigga. Hey man, we gotta put some moves, bro. You can't only say that because that's look at look at NWA. They signed a stupid ass contract where they weren't really.
SPEAKER_07They didn't sign a stupid contract. They signed false contracts. It was contracts that said the right shit, but it really wasn't for the company. That's why Easy was the only one getting paid. But they all signed except Q. But they didn't have the same contracts. Easy shit didn't say the same shit as the rest of the niggas.
SPEAKER_08At the end of the day, nigga, they signed a fucked up contract, which they did not read. But if I they already said it, they did not read the contract. They signed it so they can get paid. Here, here go this check. You won't just check, you gotta sign this shit first.
SPEAKER_07She said young, dumb, and full of cum. The fuck is you talking about?
SPEAKER_02That's what they I'm saying, like.
SPEAKER_08Niggas full of cum until they let it go.
SPEAKER_02Right. I'm just saying they was young, dumb, full of cum.
SPEAKER_08I don't think they was full of cum. They was fucking clean bitches.
SPEAKER_02That's my point. That bitches came with them with the contract.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_02Come on.
SPEAKER_08They weren't fucking bitches like that before they. That we know of. I don't know. That nigga was probably getting some bread.
SPEAKER_07That nigga died. The rest of these niggas is still here. So magic is.
SPEAKER_05I'm about to say a lot of niggas died and still here.
SPEAKER_07For real.
SPEAKER_05A lot of them.
SPEAKER_07But people don't re No people don't realize. HIV and AIDS are two different things.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, correct. They still both deadly. Okay. HIV too. No, HIV are both. I mean, um, hold on. What what?
SPEAKER_07AIDS is deadly. AIDS is dead.
SPEAKER_05If you don't take care of yourself, your HIV will turn into AIDS and you will die. Bitch. They both deadly.
SPEAKER_07Possibility, but you can HIV. You can live with HIV.
SPEAKER_06You can live with AIDS, too. You cannot.
SPEAKER_07You gotta for sure take care of yourself. Exactly.
SPEAKER_05What would y'all do if y'all had? I'm killing myself. If I had what? AIDS. AIDS or HIV.
SPEAKER_06Y'all don't want to hear my answer. I'm killing myself.
SPEAKER_05The fuck? I'm finna die and me being here.
SPEAKER_08Nah, what's your thing? Give me a head. If I had A. Top. Top.
SPEAKER_05Like you just ready, wet, pop. Mop.
SPEAKER_07Out here, whole.
SPEAKER_05You ain't hear me wheels and then. Give me a head. Top.
SPEAKER_07Bro.
SPEAKER_05She said the same shit.
SPEAKER_07Bro, y'all niggas ain't shit. Hey, y'all over. Hey. Kill me. Try something new tonight? I'm doing heroin. You want to shit?
SPEAKER_01You need to pick it up.
SPEAKER_08That's Wooly, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_05So y'all know.
SPEAKER_08So y'all niggas is gonna be out here spreading it.
SPEAKER_05Passing it. I'm saying before I die, I need give me head top. But you're gonna spread it. You were gonna give it to somebody without a new.
SPEAKER_08What you mean? That don't got nothing to do with you. No, I'm gonna tell you. Is that what you gonna? You ain't tell you. And you think you is not a little bit more.
SPEAKER_07I think I will fuck. I think I will fuck and then tell them after.
SPEAKER_06It's gonna be my kill. I'm finna die anyway. So it doesn't matter. Oh my god. The A is gonna take me out or you're gonna be. Oh my god. It doesn't matter. I'm a gorner. Fuck is you talking about?
SPEAKER_08What you doing?
SPEAKER_05Who? You killing myself. I'm not dealing with that. What you doing, though?
SPEAKER_08I ain't killing myself, but I ain't passing it either.
SPEAKER_05I'ma be alone.
SPEAKER_08You're married, right?
SPEAKER_07It's people, it's people with A's right now who don't tell their own.
SPEAKER_05You you go out and you catch the shit. You tell your wife. Yeah. We do.
SPEAKER_08You you gotta take that. I gotta take that, yeah. Now you irritate No, she's not. The big question is Did I fuck my wife after I found out? Or after like I got the results?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, you you before. No, no, you gotta think about before you get the results, nigga. No, but what if I like if you fucked her after you fucked this person and now you got it? That's on well, yeah. That's on the bottom. So do you question your wife or you question the new bitch? Both. Bitch, you gave me a blame her. I'm blaming her.
SPEAKER_08I'm blaming her.
SPEAKER_05Her shit comes back negative, then you fucked.
SPEAKER_08Oh yeah, my I'm fucking. I'm like, damn.
SPEAKER_05Then you fucked. Well, what no, okay.
SPEAKER_02Let me say this then. You get the shit, you fuck your wife, you find out, then she go get tested, she got it. But you don't. No. No, no. Both of y'all got it. Is you blaming her or the other bitch? I'm blaming my bitch.
SPEAKER_06That's like dumb. Even though you know you fucked the shit. Bitch, you you you fucked you. You fucked the nigga. You fuck the nigga.
SPEAKER_07Okay, story time. Oh my god. This gonna be some this finna be Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
SPEAKER_08Story time, story time, story time. So I was fucking this bitch, right? I'm always nailing this bitch. Raw in the motherfucker.
SPEAKER_01Raw in the motherfucking.
SPEAKER_08This is my bitch, though. This she was my bitch at the time. So she goes to the doctor. She gets texted. She was talking about she got um, I think it was Chlamydia. Chlamydia or gonorrhea. It was one or the other. She said, I need to go get tested. I'm like, all right. Cause I'm thinking to myself, I know this bitch ain't getting me something. You know what I mean? Because I'm like, I ain't fucking nobody else. Because I literally wasn't fucking nobody else. So I go get tested. The crazy part is I fucked the bitch like two days prior to her telling me that. So I'm like, fuck. Exactly. So I'm in the fucking uh clinic. I'm in here, I'm nervous in the bitch. I'm like, man. They was like, you know, I do the little test and shit. They was like, okay, so we gotta wait, I think, three days to get your test results back. They say if we call you, you need to come in and get some pills or whatever. If we don't, then you're good. Them three days took forever, bro. Oh God. I'm sitting like, man, the fuck? The second day I call these niggas, like, I'm like, I'm just calling and checking on my test results.
SPEAKER_07They ain't here yet. Look at that.
SPEAKER_08They was like, yeah, sir, uh, Mr. Hardnage, uh, your your test results came in and you're good to go. You're clean, you're nothing, nothing to worry about. I'm like, how the fuck am I clean, dog? I just fuck this bitch. That means this bitch didn't have that shit today. I fucked her. Oh God.
SPEAKER_07Do everything.
unknownHell no.
SPEAKER_08So I pull up on the bitch. I'm like, dog, you gave me comedia. I said, I'm burning. You burning, we burning. You have to give me a couple dollars. Oh god. I'm fucked up. This bitch like, oh man, I'm sorry, I just remember, I ain't trying to hear all that shit. I just need something, dawg. She was like, here. She gave me a buck fifty. I'm like, all right, I'll holler. I left. The whole time, bro. She thought that she burnt me. And then it was one time we weren't fucking with each other no more. I was like, yeah, you remember that day we said you burnt me? You know I wasn't burning, right? She was pissed. She was so pissed. That's fucked up.
SPEAKER_07You gotta rent me that $150. I ain't gonna lie, I missed that pussy though. The Usher pussy?
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Oh shit.
SPEAKER_08I ain't gonna lie.
SPEAKER_05Laugh. Laugh, bitch. Laugh out loud. Fuck no. Hey.
SPEAKER_08She has some good shit, though. Fuck no. I never fucked her after that, though.
SPEAKER_02Why you looking at me like that? Because I laugh.
SPEAKER_08Damn, you got birth and gave me some Mariah? Who?
SPEAKER_05What? Don't finish at me.
SPEAKER_08Like, how the fuck y'all be burning, motherfuckers? All y'all gotta do is throw y'all's fucking dick in a pot.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I ain't never understood.
SPEAKER_08Exactly. Throw y'all shit in the pot.
SPEAKER_05That's not true. You could catch chlamydia and gonorrhea from oral. From what? Oral. Same person. Because what you talking about? Like, if you had chlamydia and I ate your coochie, I can get that. Oh, different. It's not just something.
SPEAKER_07That's why that's why I don't get it. That's why, that's why I never got like a few. That's it, y'all.
SPEAKER_08If y'all, y'all dick got it, though y'all didn't.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, that's different. But if our mouth got it already, nigga, it ain't shit we can do. I'm gonna go get tested. This bitch gave me comedia.
SPEAKER_08What you was gonna say, bro? Bitch gave you comedian.
SPEAKER_05Yes. So story time. Story time. Story time.
SPEAKER_08You just skipped on this nigga. I don't care. Go ahead.
SPEAKER_05I was young as a bitch, bro. No, how young? Like you told me. I was in high school. How young? Give me an age. I graduated what? When I was 18 or 17.
SPEAKER_02Go ahead.
SPEAKER_05My senior year of high school. The high school that I went to, we had to have three years of high school, and then they sent us to MATC for our last year, type shit. So I'm at MATC for my senior year. Now we got bitches in our class that's older than us, younger than us, way older type shit. I went for culinary arts. Thick bitch walked in my class. All the niggas on her. Woo woo. I'm like, okay, cool. I ain't gonna say shit, but I like the bitch because I liked how she built, type shit. I know they was hounding her and shit. She likes these niggas thirsty, woo woo. So she'll come sit by me, talk to me and shit. Whole time I'm plotting on the bitch too. So woo woo. We end up getting cool. We end up talking. She used to disappear at nighttime. Like that's when I'd be like, okay, it's somebody else. But she was like, nah, she used to go to sleep early. Woo woo. So okay, cool. She started spending the night with me and she still disappearing. So I'm like, damn, this bitch really bold, or she just don't give a fuck about me. And she really playing me. And she was older than I was, too. So I'm like, okay, cool. That don't matter. I'm like, you told me. One day I just stuffed some shit out. I'm like, bitch, is you a stripper or something? Like, is you a prostitute? She was like, no, why you say that? Woo woo. Whole time this bitch was a stripper. She was going to the club every fucking night. One night she came home, threw wild ones at me. So I'm like, okay, cool. Now she buying me shit. Now she giving me money. I'm cool with her disappearing that night, but you lied to me, right? It started off 150, 250 a night, 300. Then it started getting like 1200, 1500 a night. Bitch, what was different between these 200, 300 nights, then these 15. I said, bitch, you gotta be giving it up. She like, no, I ain't fucking nobody else. I'm dumb. I love the bitch. She gives me what I want. You sound dumb. I love the bitch. I started discharging one day. I said, you know what? I'm gonna go to the doctor. I ain't been fucking, I I was stupid. So I'm like, I'm not fucking with nobody else but this bitch. Well to the doctor, they said I had chlamydia. I was like, ah I said, how you get that? I swear to God, I'm like, how you get that? They was like, it's a sexually transmitted disease who I'm like, oh you fucking niggas. He was like, ma'am, I'm sorry, you can still catch it from a girl. I said, ah, I better kill this bitch. I swear to God, we could call my sister right now. I went home, I cut up every fucking thing this bitch had, and I taste the fuck out of her. When I say taste the fuck out this bitch, taste the fuck out this bitch. She called the police on me and everything. I was so hurt. Like, bro, are you lucky I'm good in seven days, bitch? Or I really would've fucking killed you, bro. Like, I was lucky. I said, oh my God.
SPEAKER_08I never been burnt. Shit. I had that one scare. That scared the shit out of me, though. I ain't gonna lie. That second day, I was like, man, nah, fuck this. Any of y'all been burnt?
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_08Willie, I know Willie been burnt. Then they get me running through house. On what, bro? You been burnt on what?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I've been burnt before.
SPEAKER_05He said you left that hot dog on that girl for a little too long. Tell a story time.
SPEAKER_07Story time. I ain't the thing about it though, like I don't remember, like, of course I was young. Like, I was like 16, 17 when I got burnt, but I don't actually know, like, because I ain't gonna lie. Once I started fucking, I was fucking. Like, I'm like, shit, I'm young. These bitch, I don't know what ST, I knew what SCDs was, but yeah, yeah, like our generation. Fuck, I ain't thinking about no fucking SCDs. So long story short, I wake up in the middle of the night, I gotta piss. It's a little tingle and shit. I'm like, oh shit. You you know how you get that feeling, like the closer you get to the crib, like it's like damn. Y'all ain't never had that feeling where y'all had to piss. Yeah. And then the closer you get to the crib, it's like it's like it intensifies. Like that. The closer you get to the battle.
SPEAKER_08Oh my mom, we just said that the other day. It was, yeah, it was more shit, though. I never had pissed.
SPEAKER_05I know I mean I can't piss. Was y'all in the car? Yeah, when we went to talking about my sister, we just had another experience where she almost sit it on herself.
SPEAKER_08Who the fuck almost said it on myself? We was about to take Corey home, though. CJ, my bad. We was taking CJ to the crib. And she was like, I ain't gonna make, I need to go to the bathroom.
SPEAKER_05Oh, she dead ass almost sharded on herself.
SPEAKER_08I said, Why you driving? She said, Why are you driving so slow? I was like, I'm I'm a speeder. I've never driven speed lady. She said, Why are you driving so slow?
SPEAKER_05He says, the bum's gonna help me. I swear to God, she sposed her booty all the way in the house. I swear to God, like, bro. And she had shit it when we was in the store.
SPEAKER_08So, hey, she called my daughter, like, open that door, open the door.
SPEAKER_05Oh, wait, what's that with the biggest? Don't get booty in. I was the other day. And I was just about to get out of the bathroom. My mama said, Make sure I had Tisha in the bathroom. She gotta use the bathroom. I said, Well, let me keep right with you. I just went in the bathroom, got done, wash my hands. She busted the bathroom. Oh, she ran the bathroom. I was like, We thought Tia was in that motherfucking bathroom.
SPEAKER_08I was laughing at her. I said, Tia gonna be in the bathroom. She ain't gonna open that door.
SPEAKER_07Oh, y'all funny as a bitch. So, okay. So I wake up in the middle, like, gotta go to the bathroom and shit. And I'm just thinking, like, oh, this the little tingle in the middle of the night. I gotta, I gotta go. I gotta go piss. Boy, I got to pissing. I thought I was in motherfucking Arizona. Dick was hot as a bitch, burning. Tears.
SPEAKER_08So, so the it really burns? Yes.
SPEAKER_07Like, yeah, nigga.
SPEAKER_06Okay, what the fuck? I never did.
SPEAKER_07I'm just saying, no, I'm saying, nigga, that shit really, when they say a nigga know if he's burning or not. It's no way you either gonna discharge or that shit's going to burn. Like that shit really burns. Y'all discharge too? I was just about to say y'all discharge. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_08No, we don't discharge. It's quirk out the tip. Hold on. No, we don't just normally discharge.
SPEAKER_05We don't normally discharge either. Unless we got an yeast infection, chlamydia, STD, something like that. Yeah, I was about to say, like, we don't normally discharge, but if y'all have something, y'all discharge.
SPEAKER_07No, men, men discharge. It don't like just come out.
SPEAKER_08Y'all got wet pussies. That only happens if you got a disease or something. Oh.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah. We don't need to discharge that. You need to let them know that.
SPEAKER_08Yeah. These niggas over here on some other shit.
SPEAKER_06That can be sort of our prenut dish.
SPEAKER_08I ain't gonna lie, that that that prenut be sticky as hell. Oh my mama, that shit be thicker than the motherfucking uh girl's like that's shit. And then she came back up like them.
SPEAKER_07But yeah, no, long story short, that shit was burning. Walked my mama up immediately. I woke my mama up. You screaming? Nigga, what? I went in her room, opened her door, woke her up, nigga. Dick swinging and shit? Nigga, naked as a bitch. In my mama room, ma. He looked at like this. What the fuck going on?
unknownWhat the fuck?
SPEAKER_07Is this supposed to be happening? What the fuck going on? This nigga jumping up and down, dick just swinging. It's burning. Then I gotta asshole. I got an asshole steppops. He's cracking jokes and shit.
SPEAKER_06William.
SPEAKER_07Oh that bitch, that bitch gotcha, huh?
SPEAKER_06That bitch gotcha. I told you, nasty ass.
SPEAKER_07Like, oh my mama. She took me to Planned Parenthood. Same shit CJ said. Take this in the morning. Take this before uh bed two times a day.
SPEAKER_05Don't have sex while you told me a question.
SPEAKER_08Did you know where you got it from?
SPEAKER_07No, I said I started with saying it. I said I was.
SPEAKER_08Did you tell people you fucked that, hey, go get checked my dog?
SPEAKER_07I took my seven days. I don't even know why I even asked this nigga.
SPEAKER_06I took my seven days and started fucking again.
SPEAKER_08I don't even know why I asked this nigga. I'm gonna spread the ass.
SPEAKER_06I ain't gonna lie.
SPEAKER_07I'm spreading this shit. Everybody get it. Back then, I was the nigga like say I did fuck a bitch and I was burning, right? I'll go get tested because I I was feeling the symptoms. I take the pills. You burn me, bitch. We can go get tested right now. I ain't got shit. Oh, you ain't got burnt.
SPEAKER_06I ain't got shit. Knowing that nigga was burning. Knowing he was burning. I ain't got shit. Come on, we can go right now.
SPEAKER_08You ain't shit, bro. Smash my. Oh god, you ain't shit. This nigga ain't shit, dude.
SPEAKER_05Get off your phone.
SPEAKER_08Leave that in.
SPEAKER_07Get off your phone.
SPEAKER_08Somebody wanna call somebody.
SPEAKER_05Y'all wanna call somebody?
SPEAKER_08It's late as a bitch.
SPEAKER_05Not calling Tina.
SPEAKER_08Tina. Who's Tina? You wanna call your mama? Ask her if she got burnt. Oh stop playing with my mama.
SPEAKER_05Tina up all day every day. I got somebody. You wanna call your mama? I got somebody.
SPEAKER_02No, I got somebody. Let's let's do Hello?
SPEAKER_04You calling me from?
SPEAKER_05Don't worry about it. What up, nigga? Anthony all nigga.
SPEAKER_04Hey, what's up?
SPEAKER_05You police is a bitch. Watch out. Yeah. Hey, what up, fat bitch?
SPEAKER_04What's the word?
SPEAKER_05Hey, what the fuck is his name? Anthony.
SPEAKER_08Hey, hold on, hold on. Hey, hold on, pause, bro. Hey, bro. Hey, don't be telling people names on this bitch, bro.
SPEAKER_06Fig. Damn.
SPEAKER_08That nigga act like Gucci May. I know he did it.
SPEAKER_05Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Take us off a speaker, bro. Ain't nobody around me. We got a question for you, Aunt.
SPEAKER_07Tell the truth, bro. Don't be ashamed of the truth. You feel me?
SPEAKER_05Okay, the question. What's the word? Have you ever been burnt? And have you ever been? Yeah. Can you tell us a little story, Tom? Uh how you found out?
SPEAKER_04Shit, I found out because shit, it was fire in a hose.
SPEAKER_05This nigga still fire in a hole. He said when it rains, it blews.
SPEAKER_07But uh I told these motherfuckers, I told these motherfuckers that shit really burns like it feels like your shit on fire. Because my my other nigga on here ain't been burnt. So they thought I was jacking when I said that. No, that shit really burnt.
SPEAKER_08I've never been burnt, bro, before, eh? So I don't know.
SPEAKER_04When that motherfucker coming out when you piss him, bro, nigga, it feels like you shooting out straight flames out your shit.
SPEAKER_07You ever had a cut and got like some salt or something?
SPEAKER_08Oh my god, sort of hair.
SPEAKER_07Yep, that's not you.
SPEAKER_06Worse, nigga. Worse than that.
SPEAKER_02You know how they get around from the alcohol. All right, and second question. Have you ever been a side piece and didn't know you was a side piece? Fries.
SPEAKER_04We ain't even run the pile out no more. I ain't gonna lie. We got a whole new manager.
SPEAKER_05All right, Aunt. He said you got them fries. Hey, where you work at, nigga? Hey, you ever you ever been a side? Which one?
SPEAKER_04Titonia Village. Fuck no. Where he work at?
SPEAKER_05Titania Village. Oh my life, right across the street from the barbershop that be fucking people up. Right across from CVS.
SPEAKER_02The question is, and have you ever been a side piece and didn't know you was a side piece?
SPEAKER_04Uh no, shit. Hell no.
SPEAKER_02Have you ever been a side piece?
SPEAKER_04Hell no. I've been a side piece. I don't know. I've been a side piece, but I knew.
SPEAKER_08Oh, okay. Type shit. Yeah, I like being a side piece. I'm cool with that shit.
SPEAKER_04Hell no. I be telling them hoes off the rip like shit. I ain't gonna lie. I got me a woman too, so hey, we just gonna be some side motherfuckers on you my side, I'm your side. Hey, that's the best place, nigga. I know that's right. That's the best place. You ain't shit.
SPEAKER_07Mashed potatoes and macaroni.
SPEAKER_05Can't forget the gravy. Oh, bitch. I'ma hit your jack.
SPEAKER_04Darian will pull up. He wants some food. Either him or Naya's supposed to be pulling up on the way.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, what time they close? That nigga tripping. Where he work at? McDonald's. McDonald's? Yeah. Oh, Tatonian, where? Villa. Oh no, fuck it. Far as a bitch. Oh, that ain't far as a bitch. Fuck that place. Oh god. That bitch ain't there.
SPEAKER_07CVS ain't even there no more. That's what I was saying.
SPEAKER_08That's when that one bitch. That one bitch got popped over there, right? Mm-hmm. Stud bitch. It was a stud bitch that got popped. Why?
SPEAKER_05I don't know why she's.
SPEAKER_08I thought y'all was like had teleconities and it was connected.
SPEAKER_05I don't fuck with studs.
SPEAKER_08I thought y'all all was connected. No. Psychopathic. Like y'all can't understand each other. No. Like, hmm. We got a stud in trouble.
SPEAKER_05Get the fuck out of here.
SPEAKER_08Stud to the rescue. Talking about stud in trouble.
SPEAKER_05Ain't no bitch too big, ain't no bitch too small. Call a stud. Look at that. Fuck out of here. We save all the studs. I can't stand it.
SPEAKER_06Studs are us.
SPEAKER_08The studs are us.
SPEAKER_07Right and live. Everything is a bitch. Devious as fuck, bro. The Joker.
SPEAKER_08The Joker.
SPEAKER_02Y'all got nobody to call.
SPEAKER_08Your shirt dingy than a bitch, but it don't matter.
SPEAKER_02It's an under shirt.
SPEAKER_08No, I wear it so my nipples won't be on hard. Your nipples are always on hard.
SPEAKER_07No, you can't tell. Here we go. Now it starts.
SPEAKER_08I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. I know you're referencing me, bro. Hey, you gotta put that shit on sticky. That's the rule.
SPEAKER_05Why you keep calling me?
SPEAKER_08Instead of calling my phone.
SPEAKER_05I didn't answer my motherfucking phone though.
SPEAKER_08Who we talking to? Her mama. Oh, okay. I'ma stay, I'm gonna stay respectful. You said what? I'ma try to stay respectful. Don't be talking to moms like that. I'm not like that. What the fuck wrong with any bitch?
SPEAKER_05Watch out.
SPEAKER_08Hey, your mama ghetto, though.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, watch out. She named her kids Titiana and shit.
SPEAKER_08Bro. Hey, I ain't gonna lie when you're talking about when we came to play them space and y'all was telling y'all names, man. I was like, I was holding it in. So so she's still talking to that one dude that came over.
SPEAKER_05What was the one chick name? Yeah, y'all said Terza and Titiana. Teriza? Yeah, yeah. What the fuck? That's Mariah uh sister.
SPEAKER_08Teriza. Mariah, the only one that got a normal name.
SPEAKER_02And Mia. Mia. Let me ask her that question, baby. Let me see the phone. Let me answer the question. Uh huh.
SPEAKER_08Mil's ever been burnt.
SPEAKER_02Hello? Angie. We got a question for you, okay?
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_02Have you ever been burnt?
SPEAKER_08She ain't never been burnt. It sounds like you lie.
SPEAKER_05On my life, it sounds like she lies. Burnt. Burnt you or something? No, mother. Have you ever had chlamydia, gonorrhea?
SPEAKER_08S T D.
SPEAKER_05S T D.
unknownS T D?
SPEAKER_05Yes.
SPEAKER_01Yes, I have.
SPEAKER_05How many?
SPEAKER_07You want story time? Story time. You gotta give your stories.
SPEAKER_05Hello. What'd you say? You say what? Yes, I had been members, so yes, I did. Oh how many times? Yes, I had. When you fuck off the wrong niggas sometimes, you group up. Oh yeah, she got birthed a couple times.
SPEAKER_08Oh God. Them whole ass niggas. Evil Knievel. Them whole ass niggas have got me. They got me.
SPEAKER_07You wanna ask her the side? You wanna ask her about being the side?
SPEAKER_01Oh yes, man. I thought she doesn't.
SPEAKER_07You wanna ask her about being the side chick. Or have she ever been a side chick.
SPEAKER_08She's been a side chick. Dude, I'll get smacked if I call my mama.
SPEAKER_02And my mama named Angela too.
SPEAKER_08Oh god. She'll look at me like my mama mean.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, my mama. No, your mama not mean. I grew up.
SPEAKER_08No, she's not.
SPEAKER_05My mama on a different type of look. I got all the size of Angie, though.
SPEAKER_08My mama mean. Who I love.
SPEAKER_05She loves me now.
SPEAKER_08She loves you. She she don't like some of your sisters.
SPEAKER_05I know she don't. I know she likes me like But she loves the fuck out of here. I know no disrespect, but I treat my mama.
SPEAKER_08Nah, I ain't treating mine. My mama. My mama stabbed me. My mama stabbed me and shoot me.
SPEAKER_05It's just that I've been I grew up with.
SPEAKER_08My mama would stab me and shoot me. Hello? Hello.
SPEAKER_07Who we talking to?
SPEAKER_08Jamila.
SPEAKER_06Jamila, I know. No, I'm just looking at it.
SPEAKER_07This is my favorite female cousin right here. But um I was called sexy. That's between you.
SPEAKER_05Jamila Darkskin.
SPEAKER_07That's between you and her.
SPEAKER_08Hey, Jamila, you sound sexy as fuck.
SPEAKER_07Wait, wait. You know my people. You know I'm ignorant, cuz, so you know my people around me is stupid. So you know how this go.
SPEAKER_08What you go by? Hey, hey, request a FaceTime, man. I need to see how you look.
SPEAKER_06What's her what'd she go by? Stay irritating something. Is this poor? Don't answer this FaceTime.
SPEAKER_07So we got we got two questions for you. The first question.
SPEAKER_05No. Let me see. The first question. No, I'm not that scared.
SPEAKER_07I don't care. Girl, change your fucking voice. You can sound sexy as sick.
SPEAKER_05I'm not cov Oh, I'm sick as sick. Okay.
SPEAKER_08Damn, you sound sexy as hell sick.
SPEAKER_07But um Let me share a cough on the dick while she's gonna be.
SPEAKER_05Oh my god.
SPEAKER_08Let him do that.
SPEAKER_05All right about that.
SPEAKER_07All right, all right, sorry, Jamila. Have you ever been burned? What? Don't lie, cousin. You ever been burnt? Yes or no?
SPEAKER_02No. No.
SPEAKER_07You never been burnt.
SPEAKER_02I'll play that.
SPEAKER_07No, I'll play that. Okay.
SPEAKER_05Have you ever found out you were the side piece? No, I've always been the main, but I definitely found out about side bitches who knew about me.
SPEAKER_07Oh. You never was the side piece, uh, cousin? No.
SPEAKER_03You can never put me in that position. Even if you thought you did, I would never.
SPEAKER_08I like that. Who who raised you? No, she's a side piece. Patricia Ann A. Granny Granny.
SPEAKER_05She was a side piece before. She don't want that. No, I was never a side piece, and I can let you know. First cousin, nigga, not favorite. Just be looking. Come on, I already see the bonnet. Let me see.
SPEAKER_08You don't really see my bonnet. See your face.
SPEAKER_05Let me see your face.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, let me see that. I need to see that.
SPEAKER_05Okay, what the most okay? You know what? Just go to my Facebook. I look the exact same.
SPEAKER_08Nah, fuck that Facebook shit, man. Cause I'll be having filters. What's your Facebook name? Cousin. Do I look any different? What's your Facebook name? Give me that phone. Give me that name. Erica. Erica. Give me that phone. Her name ain't Jamila. Her Facebook name is Erica. Gregory? Hey, give me that phone.
SPEAKER_05Spell Gregory.
SPEAKER_07You can hear it. Spell Gregory. What the fuck is wrong with you?
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna need you to re-evaluate your circle.
SPEAKER_08Hey.
SPEAKER_07You said reevaluate my circle.
SPEAKER_08Hey Jamila. Hey Jamila. Let me see how you look naturally.
SPEAKER_07Because hang the phone. Hang on. So in the window. Just inbox people.
SPEAKER_08How old was I? Hey, come on. Yeah. No, I ain't asked you that question, baby. I'll never ask you that question.
SPEAKER_05No, but she said how old was I? I'm 29. I be 30 and 40.
SPEAKER_08Fuck her. I need to see how you look.
SPEAKER_05Go look on my Facebook. I look at it.
SPEAKER_08I want to see how you look right now.
SPEAKER_05No. No. Where's the fucking blood?
SPEAKER_07This actually one of my cousins who want to come on the pod. Like, yeah, I'm gonna need to see her. You irritate.
SPEAKER_08You got a fat ass.
SPEAKER_02Bro, stop accent. Hey, shut the fuck out, bro. You stay in your place. She said boy. Hey, nigga, watch that. Stop touching shit, man.
SPEAKER_07She said, boy, what's in why you ain't hang up yet?
SPEAKER_05You know I'm niggas.
SPEAKER_08You stay in hillside? Oh gosh, she got some good pussy.
SPEAKER_06Oh my life, she does. Oh wait. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07You on the you on the lob for the pop. Everybody.
SPEAKER_05Oh my god. Oh god. Wait, hold on, wait. You you know my nigga Dre? Dre who? Andre. That's my little brother. That got killed that Eve.
SPEAKER_08We ain't talking about no niggas. We ain't talking about no niggas.
SPEAKER_01That's our blue.
SPEAKER_08My life. We ain't talking about no niggas right now. That's what she said. I'm talking about you. Get the phone with him and he's talking like why. You looking at me, baby.
SPEAKER_05Get the fucking Tom. Give him the fucking phone. William, get the phone. William, motherfucker. Because you're not listening.
SPEAKER_06So like hello. Get the phone. Don't get mad at me because you got good. We can live hillside.
SPEAKER_08Hillside motherfuckers got that good shit. That wet wet.
SPEAKER_06Thank you, cousin, for parting. He gotta go.
SPEAKER_08If I come, listen.
SPEAKER_06No, when I come, he can't go.
SPEAKER_05Cause he's weak it out. Hey, that's my shit. This is my shit.
SPEAKER_06You understand me, baby? This my shit. This my shit. This my shit.
SPEAKER_08And with with my equipment, baby. This my shit. This shit together. Oh, yo, okay. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_05You heard me uh her brother's crazy. I like being a messy bitch with Tom. That's my shit. Fuck you talking about. Come on, fuck you, mean. That's all that stupid ass coughing. You ain't got nobody to call. We all call somebody.
SPEAKER_08About to hit the dick.
SPEAKER_05We ain't have no hands on the bus.
SPEAKER_07Broke go. You said gagging dragon.
SPEAKER_08I like it how you do it, baby. He always takes it far. Like it how you do it, baby. And she likes a motherfucker to spin in her mouth.
SPEAKER_07Perfect. Serious as a bitch. Look, now she's reading and shit.
SPEAKER_08Pour it one more time, man, for the road. I just drunk. That's enough. I don't like the way y'all try to dictate how much uh alcohol I.
SPEAKER_02No, I want you to get drunk. You gotta work tomorrow?
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_02At what time?
SPEAKER_07Nah. You know what they say about niggas in the cranberry do they saw E messy.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. He'll messy me.
SPEAKER_08Bro, all right, first of all.
SPEAKER_02He'll messy me.
SPEAKER_08He read me right in because I ain't no soft. I'm nowhere near a nigga over here.
SPEAKER_07I was going off with a other co-host. I don't give a fuck about what that nigga said.
SPEAKER_08I don't give a fuck about what that nigga said.
SPEAKER_05He a messy big call that nigga. He at work.
SPEAKER_08Oh, he can't answer.
SPEAKER_05He probably could. Call him. Hey.
SPEAKER_08What up, nigga? What's going on?
SPEAKER_05You on the pod. Bitch ass nigga.
SPEAKER_07Not member ass nigga. Where the fuck you at? We kicking your soft ass.
SPEAKER_08You call out call me soft, bro.
unknownShit.
SPEAKER_07Damn, I said that. Didn't you say you said niggas, niggas who mix their liquor is a bitch ass nigga.
SPEAKER_08That's what I said. I said that. Yeah, you're a big bum ass motherfucker. That's cool. I mean, bum ass bitch.
SPEAKER_05Crazy.
SPEAKER_08Let's ask this nigga the questions, man. Okay, bro. You ever been burnt before?
SPEAKER_03Huh?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, nigga.
SPEAKER_08You hard you can hear, nigga. You ever been burnt?
SPEAKER_03Uh I know I'm at work, right? You could just say yes or no. Y'all gonna speak.
SPEAKER_08Group session.
SPEAKER_06Nigga, ask the question.
SPEAKER_03I ain't gonna lie. Don't lie.
unknownAll right.
SPEAKER_07How did you find out? How did I find out? Yeah, did she tell you? Was you having symptoms?
SPEAKER_03This shit kind of hurt. That shit was kind of spicy.
SPEAKER_07Oh god. I know why I eat no chili. Look at that.
SPEAKER_08I ain't no hot food. I've never had that problem, so I don't understand. Alright, so have you ever found out you was a side piece?
SPEAKER_03Have I ever found out was a side piece? I take pride in that. Well, I used to take pride.
SPEAKER_08No, don't used to, nigga. Stand on that shit. Have you? No, fuck pride in that.
SPEAKER_02Have you ever found out you was a side piece and didn't know you was a side nigga?
SPEAKER_07Like you really rocked with this bitch, but you found out you was the side nigga.
SPEAKER_03No, you know you a side nigga. If you a side nigga, you know you a side nigga. I ain't never wanted to be the main nigga.
SPEAKER_07You don't always know you a side nigga.
SPEAKER_03If you pull out your camera and she don't well, I don't know how y'all is. I I don't pull out the camera. If she don't ever pull out the camera and record some shit, you're a side nigga. But that ain't that's not true. I'ma keep it honey.
SPEAKER_07I done recorded some bitches and I ain't post shit. Bitches behind shit. I'm gonna record a shit. That shit not gonna work no more. AI is crazy. And not only that, I may post some shit on Facebook. I may not post on Snap. I may post some shit on Snap. I'm not gonna for certain motherfuckers to see.
SPEAKER_08Let me ask y'all a question. What if y'all found out somebody made an AI of you being gay, right? And of y'all being straight. How would y'all feel like that?
SPEAKER_07What can you do?
SPEAKER_08I'll be pissed though, bro. No, I'll be mad, but what can you do? I'm gonna try to, I'm gonna report that bitch every time I see it. That's what I can do. Fuck is you talking about? Every time I see that video, I'm gonna report it. I'm not gonna lie. You're just gonna sit there and look and watch it. Like, damn, they got it.
SPEAKER_03Too hard to know this shit is AI.
SPEAKER_08Nah, some motherfuckers gonna be like, nah, this shit look real than the bitch.
unknownJust why?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. I done I I done seen some AI videos.
SPEAKER_08And I'm like, this shit really you gotta look at it too hard for you to be like, okay, this shit not real.
SPEAKER_05Look at this shit, bro. I know this shit.
SPEAKER_07But shit, that's all we wanted, my nigga. We know you at work. We're gonna let you get back to work, my nigga.
SPEAKER_05You ain't got that long trouble.
SPEAKER_03Even when I'm not there, I'm there. I'm David Ruffman of this shit.
SPEAKER_05Shut your motherfucking ass up. Do you see the kid?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that shit. That shit trifles, bro. He's like, he's laying his he's laying his head on that motherfucker. Like what?
SPEAKER_05Bro, that shit not cool. How was you okay with sending that shit to somebody?
SPEAKER_08Oh, you got that shit sent to you? No. Oh, my bad. He messy as a little bitch, bro. It threw me off. I'll get rid of that.
SPEAKER_07You the messiest nigga on the pod. That's a messy bitch. That was an accident. And that's how you know you the messy.
SPEAKER_05He finna be messy. I told you. I'm staying away from the big.
SPEAKER_07Maybe you shouldn't drink on the pod. You can't slip up. Fuck with that.
SPEAKER_05I said you don't get no fuck. I told y'all to.
SPEAKER_08No, no, no, no. I do care.
SPEAKER_05When? After the fact?
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_05That's your problem right there.
SPEAKER_08All right. Well, we appreciate y'all coming and listening to the slipped up podcast. Fuck with us next week where we're gonna slip. And slip into your bitch.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, dig. With or without consent.