Who's the catch Men or Woman?

In this podcast our topics were all over the place. But it was still an interesting and funny podcast.  The topic we talked most about was " who was the catch in the relationship, what's your thoughts on tipping industry, and do you have game".  like all the other podcast you've listened too like, comment, and share this one too!! We really appreciate it :) 

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:06

Welcome to the slipped up podcast.

SPEAKER_00 0:08

We slip and slip up into your bitch.

SPEAKER_03 0:11

I don't like this. Yeah, that was late as fuck. Come on, man. Every time I say something, it be like, golly. I took too long to say it. I mean, it was a little dry. And you ain't dry right now. I don't like none of y'all's. I like Wills because his is a little different. Nigga, you did not like Wheels. No, I ain't like his other half. I like I like the editing Wheels. The editor, yeah, it was cool, but it's been busy. Willie and this bitch. It's slim in this bitch. Eric. And we got another recurrent guest here. Member. Member now. Guest guest member.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

It's Mariah.

SPEAKER_03 0:52

She's the answer. It's Mariah. She and Mariah. She's not a member. She's a member.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

She's not a member until she's ready to be one. Y'all can't force her to do nothing.

SPEAKER_03 1:01

Girl, shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_00 1:02

Alright, take a shot.

SPEAKER_03 1:03

We got some entities for you. Excuse me? I don't have anything to take. I told you. Hey, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro? Nah, man. No. Ain't nothing to drink. Yes, it's a drink. Yes, it is. It's a fucking thing. It's a whole other bottle down here. It's my Morgan's board of liquor up there.

SPEAKER_02 1:18

I'll drink some of these, thank you.

SPEAKER_03 1:19

Bro, hey, you supposed to start this podcast off right, nigga. My apologies. Nah, that's $50. You don't want to drink $50. How you gonna leave out the house? I'm gonna kidnap your ass, nigga. You ain't going nowhere. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 1:40

I said I ain't even freaking by the way. Did you see, dude?

SPEAKER_03 1:46

No, crack the new bottle open, bro.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Do that one.

SPEAKER_03 1:48

Yeah. Why? What's the difference? Crack that bitch open. Yeah, and they eat booty. Y'all sick or something?

unknown 1:54

No.

SPEAKER_03 1:54

No, I eat booty.

SPEAKER_01 1:55

I mean, we've just been drinking out of it since yesterday.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

You gonna eat her ass on this boat? No. Why? I don't eat ass. Not a boat, bro. It's a shit. You eat your ass on this shit.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

No, you know. That's so weak.

SPEAKER_03 2:10

You're in a relationship.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

That don't mean nothing. He said that shit. Y'all are so weak.

SPEAKER_03 2:16

Take a shot.

SPEAKER_01 2:17

I already said what I said. I don't want my ass ate.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

You never know. You might like it. Tell it right. You never know. A little nibble here. A little nibble there. Thing like damn. A little nibble everywhere. Shout out. I don't do that. We go lead a club one day. The day we go to the club in our pajamas. I'm just gonna whisper to that ass tonight. Make sure she slapped too. That's sick. How's that sick? Oh, a part of sex, right? You eat ass?

SPEAKER_01 2:51

You should try it. So why are you over there?

SPEAKER_03 2:54

A little nibble here, a little nibble there. What you say here? I actually didn't eat nibble one time and I didn't like it. I was like, oh no, I don't like that part.

unknown 3:05

That's stupid.

SPEAKER_00 3:07

That's a stupid motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 3:12

She wasn't prepared.

SPEAKER_03 3:17

It's like a two-day prep time. Two-day prep time? Gotta prepare. Damn, that's a long prep time just to eat some ass. I only did it one time, but. That shit crazy. You liked it? She said she's just a girl. I liked her reaction.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

You'll do it again?

SPEAKER_03 3:29

I mean, that was my bitch.

SPEAKER_00 3:31

Oh, you was oh.

SPEAKER_03 3:32

You think I was just eating a random. Come on. Well. No, you're a random booty muncher. Nah, that's what she thinks I was. I did that shit to one bitch one time. And it was her birthday after her birthday. Happy birthday, baby. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:46

No, I can't eat no ass.

SPEAKER_03 3:47

It is what it is. Shit happened. And maybe you just ain't seen the right one. I got the right one. It was in 69. I was just looking at it. I'm like, that motherfucker don't look that bad. Peekaboo. Yeah, I'm looking at him like ain't nothing wrong with it. My face already, right there.

SPEAKER_05 4:09

Oh, it's decent down here.

SPEAKER_02 4:12

You gotta spread it over a little bit to get that book. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 4:20

I ain't done a thumb shit, you know what I mean? So lick on there and rub it. I ain't done that. Put it in there.

SPEAKER_00 4:27

Why you keep sticking your hand out like that? He always demonstrate like he did it. No, he did too, but I would I explained it.

SPEAKER_05 4:37

He can do it, but it's a problem when I do it.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

No, it just you just be like, oh no. You stick your shit all the way out there. Hey, yo. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 4:52

Let's get to this first topic, man. What's our first topic of the night, man? This is not a sex pod. First of all.

SPEAKER_03 5:05

All right. First of all, I ain't starting none of that.

SPEAKER_00 5:08

I know you didn't. I'm proud of you.

SPEAKER_03 5:10

Thank you. Hand clap.

SPEAKER_00 5:13

Y'all not happy for him?

SPEAKER_04 5:15

No.

SPEAKER_03 5:15

Not really.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

It's coming. What the fuck, bro?

SPEAKER_04 5:18

It ain't happening yet, but it's coming. We only 10 minutes, 15 minutes into this motherfucker.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

Exactly. Too soon.

SPEAKER_04 5:25

The liquor ain't kicked in.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

You did say that on the phone. You don't gotta drink that much. You don't gotta drink that much.

SPEAKER_03 5:31

I don't drink a lot.

SPEAKER_02 5:31

No, I'm saying you get it. Didn't you tell us you want us to tell you to stop when we feel like you had too much? Oh, I was drunk when I said that. I don't drink a lot. Okay. Alright. Just make a show. I was trying to be a friend, you know.

SPEAKER_06 5:49

Don't be one of the things.

SPEAKER_02 5:50

Check in. Look at that. Be a friend when you're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_03 5:52

I was gonna say, I clearly was drunk when I said that shit. Alright, listen. When y'all shooting y'all shot at a chick, when do y'all know it's time to all right? Fuck. For me, it's draw responses. Okay. I don't usually shoot my shot on social media. So I don't know. I ain't say social media. You said draw responses.

SPEAKER_04 6:11

Oh my like if I be like, how you doing? Good. Oh, you enjoying your night? Yup. Like, if you not engaging and if you're giving me short ass answers, like you draw as a bitch, uh, you ain't fucking with me. All right, I'm gonna move on to the next.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

How many times are you gonna like would you constantly shoot your shot at that chick? So you say you really feeling her.

SPEAKER_02 6:30

Like, probably not that night, but if I seen her again, I'll probably try again to see if the response is gonna be different.

SPEAKER_03 6:36

Cause I'm kind of with you. If it's like, yeah, none, whatever. Nah, hey, how you doing? I'm like, alright. Yeah, for real. No bullshit. You know what I'm saying? I'm I'm through. I don't like chasing that much. I chase a little bit because I do like to chase just a little bit, but not too much.

SPEAKER_02 6:52

Yeah, like I don't want to feel like I'm bothering you. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 6:54

I don't want to feel like a predator. Yeah, like making me feel like I'm trying to take the pussy or something like that. You think you got game?

SPEAKER_04 7:02

No. No, no, man. I I don't I never I never made up no shit to talk to a bitch.

SPEAKER_02 7:08

I never did that. Yeah, me either.

SPEAKER_03 7:10

I think I got charisma that draw. I was just talking to my best friend the other day. And we was talking, and she was like, You ain't got no game. I'm like, I don't think I need that. I think that's for like people with the first time. That's why I say that's why I say I got charisma. I draw them in with just my personality. Yeah, so shooting my shot. I don't I don't think I'll be shooting. I mean, you still gotta shoot your shot though. I'd a guy I literally walk up to a motherfucker, what's going on? You look good, what's your name? That's your number. After I say what's your name, is name, I mean, Instagram or number. If you don't give me one of them, cool. That's when you're gonna be able to do it. That's when you know when, nigga. That's when you shot your shot, nigga. You got turned down, and it is what it is.

SPEAKER_00 7:54

Yeah, I don't shoot my shot that like that, barely.

SPEAKER_03 7:57

When you was dating, how did y'all get her together?

SPEAKER_00 8:00

Yeah, we was best friends.

SPEAKER_03 8:02

You played a slow game, huh? See, that's why I'm trust.

SPEAKER_05 8:11

Why you come up like that? You want to know something? She's laughing because she knows look at her though. Look at her face. She like No, bro.

SPEAKER_03 8:19

That nigga right. No, that nigga right a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 8:22

No, she was my best friend for real.

SPEAKER_03 8:23

That's how it always starts. I think he got experience in this. Listen, you said that was your best friend first. That's how it always starts. I'm telling you. Axe around. So, how many times have you played the long game? I never I didn't play the long game with her. Like, we was best friends. That's not what I asked. Oh. My question is, how many times have you played the long game?

SPEAKER_00 8:44

I only played the long game twice with two females. I when I would get in a relationship, I'm in a relationship. I only had dated like one, two.

SPEAKER_03 8:51

Don't get on here lying, G.

SPEAKER_00 8:53

I only I only dated like five girls, yeah. Six. No, including her.

SPEAKER_03 8:57

No, six.

SPEAKER_00 8:58

Who?

SPEAKER_03 8:59

Six.

SPEAKER_00 9:00

No, I never six. I was about to say I never dated. I never dated. I only dated. I ain't say fuck with.

SPEAKER_05 9:08

Boy.

SPEAKER_04 9:10

See? His mic, his mic wouldn't need to be beautiful.

SPEAKER_06 9:18

Look how female.

SPEAKER_04 9:20

Look at female. She gets a cut.

SPEAKER_03 9:22

Have you ever shot your shot, Mariah? Or you like to be approached? Yeah, I don't never shoot my shot. Why? Are you scared of rejection? No. I think women can't handle rejection as much as men. We get rejected a lot.

SPEAKER_04 9:35

I swear to God. I disagree. Me too. I've never like the reason I disagree, when a female gets rejected, I've never seen her get mad and start disrespecting a nigga because she got rejected. Oh my mama. Nigga, I talked to her. Crazy nigga. No, niggas be weak. Fuck you, weak ass bitch. You weak nigga, you was just trying to do that. I've seen all niggas do that.

SPEAKER_03 9:54

I swear to God, I just spoke to a motherfucker like last year. We was in the car and she like, if a nigga don't like me, he gay. If the motherfucker's weak, and then she tries to talk to me. I'm like, I'm cool. Oh, this nigga gay. See, that that's a lot of women do that, bro. That shit. That shit crazy. When you get off this spot when you get off this spot today, axe around. I bet you a lot of females gonna be like, I don't shoot my shot. They gonna think that they don't miss, and if they do miss the nigga gay. Exactly. They can't handle rejection.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

Because women, women feel like they chose you, type shit. That's how women feel. They always feel like they the catch type shit. That's true, but they not. Right. I know. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 10:32

But a female will be like he gay as a bitch. He talking about he the catch. Like, what the fuck you mean you the catch? Females will say that shit.

SPEAKER_03 10:39

Like, they the catch, but they want us to spend all our money. They want us to take them somewhere. They want us to pick them up. The fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

No bullshit.

SPEAKER_00 10:47

No bullshit. No bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 10:51

I'm talking shit. I know. You the catch, I'm the catch. I gotta answer that. Yes. Oh, I'm the catch. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 10:58

Why?

SPEAKER_01 10:59

Because I am. What you bring to the table? What she brings to the table. We bring it together.

SPEAKER_03 11:04

I asked her. I asked you what she brought. But you brought it to the city. I'm saying when she goes to work, you go to work.

SPEAKER_01 11:10

No, not at this moment.

SPEAKER_03 11:11

So y'all 50-50 in y'all relationship? Def.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

I can agree.

SPEAKER_03 11:14

This nigga ain't trying to get in no arguments later.

SPEAKER_00 11:16

No, no. I'm I'm like right now, I'm she not, but like, if she was working, yeah. Honestly.

SPEAKER_03 11:22

I feel it.

SPEAKER_00 11:23

Who y'all think paid for their last cruise? It wasn't me.

SPEAKER_03 11:31

It wasn't. Oh, so that's my name. You paid for her cruise and you ain't go. Who you think paid for this cruise? You paid, fuck that. You paid for her last cruise and you ain't go. Majority of it. She knew where we was at the whole time though.

SPEAKER_01 11:42

Stalker. I was not being a stalker. It's okay. It's okay.

SPEAKER_03 11:45

It is. We're here, here, this day, there, yeah. I did not say that. What about on the boat, though? Because they ain't you ain't had a Wi-Fi package, did you? Um, yeah. You didn't get it? No, no, no. I didn't have the Wi Fi. No, I didn't. I didn't have the Wi-Fi package. So, what you was doing when we was on the boat?

SPEAKER_01 12:03

I wasn't doing nothing.

SPEAKER_03 12:04

No, I'm saying, like you was doing stressing?

SPEAKER_01 12:07

No.

SPEAKER_03 12:07

Uh huh. You should have been. Wow. I was taking that bitch through there. All over that motherfucker. Look, you see how close we got. I was with them the whole trip.

SPEAKER_00 12:26

That's funny. That's funny. Y'all see him. You see how close he that's funny. Yeah, take a shot. Cause he do too much. You ain't taking one?

SPEAKER_03 12:40

You on the pie. You gotta take one. That's the rules. Girl, what? I mean, I was. I ain't do nothing to that girl. I know you didn't. She should have got loosened up a little bit. No, I shouldn't have. Wasn't nothing been wrong with that. Yes, it would have. No, the fuck it wouldn't. The fuck? Would have felt the walls get stretched, like, okay. No, I wouldn't have. She would've came back. Pedicure, nails dialed up and shit. You wouldn't even know this bitch. Skin glowing.

SPEAKER_00 13:08

It's always niggas. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:11

Wouldn't be able to. Like, damn, she's a new bitch.

SPEAKER_00 13:13

It's always niggas. What? But to the question you asked, if I was shooting my shot, when would I know to stop? Like I said, I don't shoot my shot, but like if I did, kind of like what Will said, if a bitch like dry, but if you look at me wrong or like turn your head while I'm talking or any of that, I'm gonna walk away.

SPEAKER_02 13:34

I will say though, you can shoot your shot other than talking to a bitch. Yeah, I know. I know that. Like, you know, you might get a bitch flowers or send her some you know what I mean? Like, shit, you could do other shit.

SPEAKER_03 13:44

I don't shot my shot eye contact.

SPEAKER_02 13:48

I can't get it.

SPEAKER_03 13:50

I can't, I can't, I can't I can't do that shit. Wink my eye. You got female friends? That shit weird as fuck. Um, no. No, I wish a bitch would wink her eye at me. I'm straight. You don't think you can be fine?

SPEAKER_00 14:01

I'm I'm saying me. I'm not, well, I am a bitch, but you get on there. I wouldn't do no shit like that. What'd you say, baby?

SPEAKER_03 14:06

You don't think you can be friends with a female?

SPEAKER_00 14:08

No.

SPEAKER_03 14:09

You gonna try to fuck them? No. I don't like being friends. Are you not allowed to have friends with a female? Do you got male friends?

SPEAKER_01 14:15

No.

SPEAKER_03 14:16

Why? You don't have to type shit. I can't have female friends.

SPEAKER_00 14:20

I probably can't have female friends either. Even if I wasn't in a relationship, I wouldn't have female friends.

SPEAKER_03 14:24

I don't see what's well, I guess. Would you let your girl have male friends? She already had them before and she met me. Why not? That's different, I feel like. People that's already in their lives, when you enter a life, you really don't have no say so. Yeah. Now, new friends is crazy. That's our friend. If you want to make a new friend, like say if my got a new job, oh, these people invited me out. Oh, okay. Cool. There's no way in hell I would let my friend say she wanna go. I'm gonna go on a dinner date with my friend. It's a male. Nah. You got me fucked up. Just them two? Yeah, you got me fucked up. Some intimate shit. Yeah, I'm straight.

SPEAKER_00 14:59

Would y'all let y'all girl have a boyfriend?

SPEAKER_03 15:02

No. Nope.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

But uh why?

SPEAKER_03 15:05

I know you're down too fast. I know you. You want to say it too fast?

SPEAKER_01 15:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:09

I know studs, bro.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

That's I'm friends with your wife.

SPEAKER_03 15:12

You're friends with me first. Okay. You got a point. Yeah, I know y'all. I know how y'all get. I know what y'all do. No, I be like it. I know the plan. I don't be like that. You know what it is, what it is. No, explain. We want to know. Ain't nobody cutting you off, my nigga. Go ahead, bro. I I'm cutting you off. I know y'all, man.

SPEAKER_00 15:32

No, it don't be.

SPEAKER_03 15:33

Well, I ain't gonna say I can't speak for everybody else. I don't be trying to fuck everybody that move and fuck. You were the one that said all bitches are gay. Yes, I agree. My bitch. I'm saying, like, I agree. I don't agree to that. No, I'm saying that's not my statement. I'm not diverse. No, I'm saying I agree that I said that.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

But I'm saying Yeah, I I stand by that, but I don't feel like every female likes studs.

SPEAKER_03 15:57

Like I see what you're saying. I'll get what you're saying. Like, just cause I don't fucking get what she's saying. She's saying, like, a study. Can I fucking talk? He did talk about this.

SPEAKER_00 16:06

Yeah, shut up. He's talking to me. I'm saying just cause I say every female is gay don't mean they like masculine women. Like, I get what you're saying. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 16:16

I feel like everybody likes a bad bitch. Yeah. Like it's impossible for I that's me personally be. But then again, I am a nigga. I don't see how a motherfucker cannot like a bad bitch. Like. Alright, so in your logic, then all men are gay too, then, right? No. That don't even make sense then. I'm saying. How can't all females be gay? Well, I mean, I feel like, okay, let me say this.

SPEAKER_00 16:37

I feel like men, all men wonder.

SPEAKER_05 16:41

We don't. See what you mean by that.

SPEAKER_02 16:44

Fuck we don't. Whatever, brother. I have wondered. No, no. Who the fuck is you talking about? It's three niggas on right now. No. I just wondered or not.

SPEAKER_03 16:55

That's what y'all want to say now.

SPEAKER_00 16:57

Yeah. Who do you know? I feel like all niggas have wondered. Like from about another man. No. Ever. Nigga, what? Nah, brother.

SPEAKER_05 17:06

Never.

SPEAKER_00 17:07

I'm being honest. Y'all ask for my fucking opinion. Why you looking so much? And we let you know that. Okay, that's y'all. I'm saying, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_03 17:14

That's how I feel. I was with you until I wasn't. I mean, I was with you. It's impossible for me. I feel like you like a bad bitch. Nigga, you don't even like niggas. How do you you think a nigga go like a nigga?

SPEAKER_00 17:25

You was a bitch. If me and you wasn't friends and you knew I was a bitch, and but don't worry about it. No, no. No, because no, that don't make me. No, what I what I was finna say isn't though. I just feel like that. That's what I feel like. I don't feel like maybe, okay, yeah, y'all thinking about a nigga racing.

SPEAKER_03 17:40

Something that was gonna get us canceled. Don't say it. I'm not. You was wrong with the school system these days. No, I'm the truth. No. I tell the truth.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

You know what's different down south, though. You know.

SPEAKER_03 17:50

They gay down there. That's probably why you feel like that. That don't go this way. I'm not saying it though. I'm I'm not saying you gay, you gay, y'all wonder. I'm just, that's how I feel. But you you put us all in this all under this umbrella. You said awe.

SPEAKER_02 18:06

Which meaning I'm not saying y'all. That's like saying all studs sneak dick. No.

SPEAKER_00 18:11

All studs sneak. That's studs.

SPEAKER_02 18:15

I feel like sneak still getting dick on the snow.

SPEAKER_00 18:17

You feel only feel like that because of what I said. Shut the fuck up. I feel like all studs. I'm not gonna sit here and say like I never, like younger, yes. When I was, you know, trying to understand my sexuality, yes, I have. I was like, damn, do I like niggas or do I like bitches? I have dated a nigga and I said that, but I knew I liked their bitches because of the attraction.

SPEAKER_03 18:38

Are you saying all men don't understand their sexuality?

SPEAKER_00 18:41

Not at a young age, no. I feel like everybody have wondered, like, damn, am I I wonder.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

I don't know, man. What you mean you don't know? Let me let me talk.

unknown 18:54

Like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 18:55

You're left.

SPEAKER_03 18:56

What I was saying is, I don't know, man. When I was about five years up, I seen the bitch walk through. She had a fat ass. My auntie caught me looking. She said, You like that? I said, I think I love that. And I ain't never looked back since. I mean, when I was I was about five or six, and I was rubbing on my mama's friend's leg under the table. I could believe it. They used to have to smack my hand. I'm looking at her skirt. What the fuck is you talking about? I never wanted to. Y'all don't gotta explain y'all self to me. I'm just telling you what I feel. How you feel, Mari? Feel all men wonder? I don't know about that. You feel all women are gay? No. I think the straightest bitch that kiss a bad bitch. For sure. I disagree. Liquor makes bitches gay. Those ones are already was curious.

SPEAKER_02 19:35

I know some bitches who only do that shit when they're in talk like that like that. They don't wouldn't do that.

SPEAKER_03 19:40

That's like regular. That's some, that's an exception. I do know. I ain't gonna lie, I heard this, I heard this story from multiple bitches. Like, they not gay. They ill. They never do no shit like that. We walked the whim. They was always like, oh, the bitch ate my pussy when I was drunk one time. She gay. That's a lot of saying the liquor. If he delickers, they gay just got stories like that.

SPEAKER_00 20:01

They gay. They not gay, but they like their pussy getting ate by a bitch.

SPEAKER_02 20:05

And I know it's a lot of bitches. That's one bit. People would say they'll let a bitch eat them, but they not doing shit to the bitch.

SPEAKER_00 20:10

Uh-huh. Lie. They say that to y'all. They say that to y'all.

SPEAKER_03 20:15

This society is just cooked. To be honest. It's just fucking cooked.

SPEAKER_00 20:19

Y'all, that's exactly right. I ain't in this society. I'm 30.

SPEAKER_02 20:24

Shit.

unknown 20:24

All right.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

You in society.

SPEAKER_00 20:26

I know that, but I'm saying, like, the ones that. Yeah, you know what the fuck I meant, dumb bitch. And you want to put your butt on the phone. I'm not the dumb bitch. Fuck, y'all know what I meant.

SPEAKER_03 20:35

Fuck. The people on the pod know what the fuck I meant too. You need to drink a little bit more. When you drink, you don't say shit like this. I know, but I'm not drinking that much tonight. I got work at three o'clock. The fuck? It's wrong with her. You gonna give her some pussy tonight? Damn, she's still on punishment? You was on punishment. Man, take that shit, dude.

SPEAKER_00 20:52

You fucking know that. Ask that dumb ass question. Me? Take that shit. You was here. Oh no, you wasn't. Oh, you wasn't here. You was missing. You had to work.

SPEAKER_03 21:02

Go listen to it. I will. That's funny. Dude got put on punishment. Me, bitch. You ever been on the punishment from the pussy? Me?

SPEAKER_05 21:10

I'm a cheater.

SPEAKER_06 21:14

That's it. I'll put me on punishment, bitch.

SPEAKER_05 21:20

Something wrong with you. He said I ain't fucking a nice self-awareness. I'm not fucking you tonight.

SPEAKER_04 21:26

Self-awareness is a wonderful thing.

SPEAKER_05 21:30

He ain't even drink that much, bro.

SPEAKER_00 21:34

Did you drink before you got here? What's wrong?

SPEAKER_03 21:38

He needed this part, O'Malley. Will you ever been on punchment for the pussy? Yeah. What did you do? You waded it out.

SPEAKER_00 21:51

See, that's that y'all talk about studs that be you niggas.

SPEAKER_05 21:54

About what?

SPEAKER_03 21:55

Y'all talk about studs that be you niggas ain't shit. I never said that we were shit. And I never said y'all wasn't shit. I'm just saying I don't trust y'all around my bitch. All right. I've never been on punishment for the pussy. I have. You could try to put me on punishment for the pussy, but I'm going to slide it right up in there. I'm not. You don't wiggle them panties down. That's I ain't gonna be. I'm not ready for no relationship. Yeah, no, you're not. I know I'm not. No, I agree. What did I just say? Self-awareness is a wonderful thing. Yeah, you know you're not. I'm proud of you. Me too. Clapster. Yeah. Because everybody's not able. I applaud y'all. One day I'm gonna get there. One day. Don't rush though. I'm told. Everybody not able though.

SPEAKER_00 22:33

I'm happy.

SPEAKER_03 22:34

I might need about two. I might what two years? Bitches. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 22:48

Relationship.

SPEAKER_00 22:48

Yeah, you just gotta find the right two people. Yeah. You can find that.

SPEAKER_03 22:51

One bitch put me on punishment. Okay, I'm finna go fuck Sarah. Now your bitches gonna be fighting. You fucking if they both put me in punishment, I'm cheating again.

SPEAKER_00 23:02

Oh my god, this nigga ain't sick.

SPEAKER_03 23:06

They're gonna start a revolution in your eyes.

SPEAKER_05 23:09

This nigga ain't gonna for real though.

SPEAKER_03 23:12

If I do got two bitches in that situation, I don't I wouldn't cheat. I'll just thug it out. If I had two bitches, yeah. Are y'all gonna be able to do that? If they both put me on, yeah. I'd be like, yeah right. If I did something to like get denied access to both of the pussies, I did something wrong. I mean, what the fuck can you do to get denied from two pussy? That's what I'm saying. I know I did something wrong then.

SPEAKER_00 23:33

So in that case, then yeah, I'd be like, I'm about to say they probably you know, in polys, they some of them you can't fuck one, you can't fuck the other.

SPEAKER_03 23:40

Or you better not step out of those two and fuck somebody else either. Right. But if I made bitch one mad, bitch two, don't do that. Don't just tag along because she's mad. No, I'm saying, like, you know how they be like you make your own motherfucking relationship. Yeah, no, I know, but a lot of other people. They say you can't do this if not bitch, what? No, I'm saying like y'all come to an agreement of terms. I'm never coming to no agreement like that. Why?

SPEAKER_00 24:06

Motherfucker not gonna get in no fucking poly relationship with you. You just fuck any bitch you wanna fuck whenever you want. No, them babies. You said No, I'm talking about like each. How do you know? Why are you talking so strong? I looked, I looked, I was gonna be in the poly before, but I had you know looked it up.

SPEAKER_03 24:21

And you're saying the same shit I'm talking about. You could you coming up with relationship rules based on other motherfuckers? That was what y'all no, no. Can you be in the thought about it? No, you don't answer for her. Oh, I thought he was talking to both of us. No, you I mean, you answered, okay.

SPEAKER_01 24:34

You said have we thought about it? No.

SPEAKER_03 24:36

No, I'm saying would like the would you? Technically, he said, have you thought about it? No. Now would you? Don't look at her. Answer the question. Would you want like somebody more masculine or the bitch that you could be a stud to? Let me all right, you got it. Let me stop talking. Y'all, y'all got it. Y'all, y'all take over. Y'all can take over.

SPEAKER_00 24:56

No, no, no, I wasn't, I wasn't gonna this how you said it. You say you could be a stud to what?

SPEAKER_03 25:04

Switch a roo. Okay, you never asked the question. Would you do it?

SPEAKER_01 25:07

Would I, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:09

Okay, now, since we got that established, would it be with another female or a male? So it'll be a male, female, female?

SPEAKER_01 25:15

No, it'll be female, female, female.

SPEAKER_03 25:17

Damn, that's gonna be a crazy ass house. Y'all gonna be beating each other's ass.

SPEAKER_00 25:21

First of all, why the fuck you feel like it'll be a male? Oh, you said like this. It could be for her side. Oh, you said like if we not. It'll be for her.

SPEAKER_03 25:27

It'll be for her side. Best of both worlds. I didn't see a video, this bitch had two niggas, like two husbands.

SPEAKER_00 25:34

I'm not a nigga, though. So I wouldn't be with no bitch that would want to be in a poly relationship with no nigga. No. So what about a stud? No.

SPEAKER_03 25:42

I wouldn't go full bitch.

SPEAKER_00 25:46

No, but like I wouldn't a film?

SPEAKER_03 25:49

That's what he said.

SPEAKER_01 25:50

He said full bitch.

SPEAKER_03 25:52

I said a film or a full bitch.

SPEAKER_01 25:54

Oh no.

SPEAKER_03 25:56

What the fuck is the difference between a film and a full bitch? He meant a stem. He meant a stem. A stem is like they don't dress masculine, but they but they time boy. I said stub boy.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

You can tell they're a girl, they still dress girly and shit.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

Y'all community is just too fucking confusing. It's making my hair hurt. You say yes? Yes, it is confusing. She said that'd be a beautiful. You can't tell me what's confusing to me about it.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

It's simple. It gotta be a bitch. It gotta be another bitch.

SPEAKER_00 26:22

I wasn't saying no nigga. Why you looking at me like that?

SPEAKER_01 26:26

It gotta be a bitch.

SPEAKER_03 26:27

No, I'm saying like light skinned, dark skinned. She said, I'm a bitch.

SPEAKER_01 26:31

I'm not no stud, I'm not no fem. I'm a girl.

SPEAKER_03 26:34

I'm saying, like, appearance-wise, do you got a preference? Like, would you want two studs? Would you want two? No, we already established it. Okay, okay, okay. I'm saying, like, short, tall.

SPEAKER_01 26:43

No.

SPEAKER_03 26:43

Yeah, this nigga is just trying to iron out your ideal bitch.

SPEAKER_00 26:48

He trying to like that later.

SPEAKER_03 26:58

You got a type? You can have a bitch. I mean, a nigga though. He'll put you in line. No, I can't. No, you can't.

SPEAKER_04 27:06

Here we go. And this is why. And this is why they didn't clap.

unknown 27:11

The fuck?

SPEAKER_04 27:13

What the fuck is you talking about?

SPEAKER_00 27:14

Beating on the table and shit. What you say, bam?

SPEAKER_05 27:18

Do you have a type?

SPEAKER_03 27:18

No, I don't. That's honest or? No, honest. Do you got a type?

SPEAKER_01 27:22

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 27:22

What is your type?

SPEAKER_01 27:24

Her.

SPEAKER_03 27:24

I know that's right. I know that's right.

SPEAKER_01 27:27

I'm just playing.

SPEAKER_03 27:32

Do you got a fucking type? Yeah, and I'm not with my type. That's crazy. I was gonna say non-talking. So you ain't marry your type? Usually you don't end up with race. It's your shit. I was talking about visual, like your visual type. My visual type is not what I got. What about you? What's your type? Shit. I thought my type was short, dark skin, fat ass, but I talked to my best friend. She was like, I mean, you like bitches with fat asses, but they don't be short and dark skin. I do got a couple short dark skin. I got a lot of caramel skin.

SPEAKER_00 27:59

Would you date I'm about to say, would you date somebody like your height or taller?

SPEAKER_03 28:03

No. Well, yeah, long term. I'm trying to make it to the league. We breathing over here.

SPEAKER_00 28:07

What's your what's your type? He's irritating.

SPEAKER_03 28:10

I like dark skinned bitches.

SPEAKER_02 28:12

Body type, I prefer like a fat bitch. But anywho.

SPEAKER_03 28:18

Um you said slim bitches head the best?

SPEAKER_02 28:20

No, fat bitches. Uh uh. Like slim petite, dark skinned bitches, but majority of my uh bitches be like carmal or like short.

SPEAKER_03 28:28

What's your type? Hold on, fuck that. I can see this nigga walking down the street with a fat bitch.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:33

I would. What you mean? You just look like you, you your type is a fat bitch. That ain't my type, but it's nothing wrong with fat bitches. Your appearance has a type. Like, do you think your appearance like makes types gravitate towards you? So like you look like a nigga that like fat bitches, so fat bitches are going to you look like a nigga that likes skinny bitches. Me? Yeah. You like petite bitches. Like that's what you look like. No, I don't like really like petite bitches.

SPEAKER_00 28:58

No. I'm about to say Bam look like he like skinny, like bony bitches.

SPEAKER_03 29:03

You have you ever seen some of my bitches? No. No, I have. I probably got like one, maybe two skinny bitches on my roster. No, I'm just saying he's he said we'll look like I'm a chubby nigga, so I'm gonna have me a nice little skinny bitch. You look like I should have a skinny or like a nice little skinny bitch. What's your type?

SPEAKER_00 29:22

I don't have one.

SPEAKER_03 29:23

I know what her type is. What? Dusty beater ass bitches. Oh my god, my beater dusty. That means that we need to go buy a new dick too. You gotta probably got a dusty ass dick. No, I don't. I only fuck one bitch with it. I'm not like you. I change my dicks when I get a new bitch. I ain't calling you a dusty bitch. That's the only time you get a new dick? What? When you get a new bitch. Yes. Every time.

SPEAKER_01 29:47

Unless I want a new one.

SPEAKER_03 29:48

Unless you want a new one.

SPEAKER_01 29:49

This bitch.

SPEAKER_03 29:51

Where the pants at? What? She said, only when I get a new bitch. She likes when I want a new one. Well, yeah, when she wants a new one. But if she wants a new one, a smaller one. She said she ain't no niggas. You not going bigger with her? What you got is what you got. She can only go smaller. No. No, I'm saying, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

Huh? What? Like, what the question?

SPEAKER_03 30:13

You said you said you will only get a new one if it's smaller. I said bigger at first, but smaller. So you didn't know.

SPEAKER_00 30:22

Oh, I thought I did.

SPEAKER_01 30:23

You said You not going up?

SPEAKER_03 30:24

No. Okay. Why? Yeah, why? Why? Next topic. That it would be crazy. That, yeah. You come home, your bitch like, your dick just not big enough tonight. We gotta figure something out.

SPEAKER_05 30:38

Like, what the fuck you mean? Yeah, that would that would hurt.

SPEAKER_03 30:43

I mean you need to leave. That yeah. What? You've been cheating. You need to get a you need to get a bigger strap, huh? What? Bitch, I came with this one. How long y'all been together? Um going on four years. You've been fucking over the same straight for four years? Four years straight or off and off? Off and off. You can't count off and off.

SPEAKER_00 31:01

I'm saying no, I count off and on. Fuck you talking about in the gay in the gay world, that's what we do.

SPEAKER_03 31:07

I'm saying, so it's been a lot of people. That community is confusing.

SPEAKER_01 31:10

When you gay in the gay in a gay community, it's like y'all broken up, but y'all we never broke up longer than a week. We'll be broken up, not talk in months, but always gonna be like that. Nah, I'm saying we were still together. So like if you never left each other alone.

SPEAKER_00 31:28

You don't understand. You're not gay. So stop wondering. Anyways, what you was gonna say? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 31:32

I'm not wondering. I don't understand. What did I ask? I don't remember. My dick been the same, yes. For the whole four years? Yes. Your dick been the same? I mean, I'm a nigga. I can't change it, but I'm saying if I if I was a stud, I swear to God because at least but not in a relationship. If it feels too good, I'll song go and buy a new dick.

SPEAKER_00 31:52

No, that's not how that works.

SPEAKER_03 31:54

If you're in a relationship, you don't, well, I don't know. But um, if you on a cruise, nigga, we finna go on a trip. I'm pulling a look what I got. New dick. Cruise dick. Whole time, nigga. I got one for Mesco, Bahamas. I got one for every port, nigga. You're sick. That's your problem. Okay, hey, would you rather have bad pussy or bad head?

SPEAKER_00 32:19

Who can't understand it? I can understand it. Get the fuck out my face.

SPEAKER_03 32:23

You got a fake ass.

SPEAKER_00 32:24

Bad head.

SPEAKER_03 32:24

I'd rather have bad head. I can't feel the pussy. I'd rather have bad pussy. Bad head means that shit hurt. That's exactly what I was thinking. Teeth and shit, scrubbing. I'm gonna feel this shit in the shower. Now my shit got a sore on it. Now that shit fucked up.

SPEAKER_00 32:39

What would you rather have?

SPEAKER_03 32:40

Right?

SPEAKER_01 32:41

Probably. You said bad head. No bad, no bad head, yeah. You said bad.

SPEAKER_03 32:45

What's the other one? What did you say, bad? Bad pussy. No, I said yeah, no, what you do say. What is bad pussy to you? That's my question. Like, how do I know what's bad pussy? No, I said bad head because I can't feel the pussy. That's what I said.

SPEAKER_01 32:57

Bad hair for us is like.

SPEAKER_03 32:59

He knows what bad hair is. Oh, he said, he said like what bad pussy is.

SPEAKER_01 33:04

Well, yeah, that. I mean, it's like I'm sour.

SPEAKER_03 33:08

Stinky.

SPEAKER_01 33:08

Yeah. Yeah. Like sour, stinky. Like the taste very.

SPEAKER_03 33:13

That's not what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_01 33:14

Tangy.

SPEAKER_03 33:14

I'm talking about hitting that shit and you can do it. So yeah, so for you, it'd be like, no, yeah, no. For you, it's a bad dick. It'll be bad dick or bad head. For you, you really don't got a choice because you don't take dick. I got it. You don't know what bad pussy feels like. I know what bad dyes. You know what bad pussy tastes like. Look like. I could know what it feels like. You don't know what bad pussy looks like. I don't know what bad pussy looks like.

SPEAKER_00 33:34

I know I got a pussy. I know what bad pussy looks like. Fuck? I got one. Do I or do I not? Do I or do I fucking not?

SPEAKER_03 33:41

What does bad pussy look like? Besides like STDs and shit like that.

SPEAKER_00 33:44

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. I know what bad pussy looks like.

SPEAKER_03 33:47

So you bad strap, bad strapper. She ain't never had bad strap. You don't know that. This strap is a little damaged, sir.

SPEAKER_01 33:58

Yeah, no. I never had bad strap. Never. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_03 34:00

I don't ever have bad pussy.

SPEAKER_01 34:02

I mean, I have had some bad strap from her sometimes. But it ain't because of me. Yeah, because she be intoxicated.

SPEAKER_03 34:08

She just said from you, nigga. Oh, wait. You did? What she be doing? What's bad about it?

SPEAKER_01 34:14

She's just being intoxicated. She be going too fast.

SPEAKER_03 34:16

She be rapping the mood.

SPEAKER_00 34:18

I'll be doing the most. I'll be doing. I be thinking I'm a real nigga. Just slanging his bitch.

SPEAKER_03 34:29

Okay, y'all ever been too intoxicated and you just be fucking any type of way? No. You be doing all type of shit. When you're intoxicated. Oh, I do. Nah, that shit be fire. I be trying shit. I ain't gonna lie. I be tired. When I'm into when if I'm too intoxicated, I'd be like, I'm a little too aggressive. Don't let us both when I'm drunk. Yeah, that's what I'm way too aggressive. That's what I'm saying. So okay. I don't be trying to do that. No, I didn't. He said this. I said he be trying. I'm finna see if you finna let me put my foot on your head.

SPEAKER_00 35:00

See where this goes.

SPEAKER_03 35:01

Let's see where this goes. Let me correct it.

SPEAKER_05 35:03

I didn't listen. That's what I be talking about. Shit like that. Like they never hit the bitch with the Sean Michaels. Stupid ass. Hey, you see that?

SPEAKER_02 35:21

Or a whole Gatorade bucket on that shit.

SPEAKER_03 35:25

Hey, y'all see that? What's that uh red one dude? The little white dude, his name, uh Lumiami. He be like do a telemarketer. He be singing and shit. Nigga keep doing this. That shit. I don't know if I can find it though. I don't follow it again.

SPEAKER_00 35:39

I probably know what you're talking about, though.

SPEAKER_03 35:40

Will what's now back to my question. Have y'all niggas ever had bad pussy? I'm not talking to you. I know.

SPEAKER_00 35:45

I was I wouldn't, I know. Damn. You mean? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:49

But you know, you really can't say you had some bad pussy, because then motherfucker go hear that and be like, well, you just want to turn around. But no. That's true. That's what it was. She like that. That's why I said I ain't had no bad pussy. The vision didn't know how to fuck. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that's. Because I had some pussy that was wet and it was just trash. You know what's crazy? I had the pussy I was in, I really did not feel that shit. Bitch, I'm finna go. This is how I had a bitch that hadn't had no walls. But my bad. No bullshit. This is how I like classify this shit. Everybody got decent pussy. You only got good pussy if this shit good with the fan on. If your shit not good with the fan on, this is all right. That'd be the best. It's the feeling and everything. If I gotta get up and turn this fan off, your shit just. It is what it is. That shit. But if your shit, the fan? No. Having to get up and do, man. Yeah. That shit gonna piss me off. Not me. Or I just grab the cover. How a bitch that you can't put her in certain fucking positions. She don't like it. She ain't moving the way you moving. She ain't arching her back the way she arching walls running. It's just loose as fuck. You just feel like you just. I had an Asian bitch like that. I was like, bro, you so little, but you got so much space in here. I had a bitch like that, bro. That shit was that shit was like, nah. It's bitch tiny, but damn, it's like, yo, yo. That bitch pounded, nigga, to oblivion. What? You say yo, yo, yo. Echo. Oh. I'm saying like that. Exactly. You don't know what the fuck we're talking about. I do. I don't think you know how that feels.

SPEAKER_00 37:26

What? I don't know how nothing feels. I can't feel anything but the friction.

SPEAKER_03 37:31

I guess.

SPEAKER_00 37:31

Yeah. Did y'all know that?

SPEAKER_03 37:33

I mean, you can see what do your shit be hugging it when you're coming out? Um. Nah, I'm not saying with her, but I'm just saying. Have you ever seen that?

SPEAKER_05 37:40

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 37:41

Hey, I ain't gonna. That was some good coochie. That bitch grip your shit. Nigga. She be gripping. You don't know what she be doing. I'll be looking.

SPEAKER_00 37:51

Trust me. I'll be like this. Stop kicking me, bro. I'm not how you know I'm even talking about this. I'm not even kicking you. Over here, like, stop saying stuff. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Pissy. Why you pissy? Why you pissy? Why you pissy? Why your pissy?

SPEAKER_03 38:14

Pissy. Pissy, piss it, piss it. We ain't got no chemistry. We have no chemistry. I was trying to get on you. I was doing the base. You this shit was fucking me up. I'm trying to like I I got in, but I'm like, damn, this nigga fucking me up. Then I'm like, y'all don't even match.

SPEAKER_05 38:31

I didn't even know you was doing that. I was trying to do the beat.

SPEAKER_03 38:35

This nigga, man, he always fucking like fucking, I'm done. It wasn't one nigga. I was trying to trying to find it.

SPEAKER_05 38:45

Nigga.

SPEAKER_03 38:47

She done. It feels good cutting yourself off, don't it? Yeah, because I don't trust this nigga over there.

SPEAKER_00 38:52

Ever since we talked about that, motherfucker been cutting themselves off the whole time. We'll been shitting the fuck up. All type of shit. Actually, I don't like that. No, I don't either.

SPEAKER_03 39:02

I don't like that shit. Yeah, he on that motherfucking phone. Yeah, get it in there.

SPEAKER_00 39:05

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

SPEAKER_03 39:06

Shut the fuck up. What are you doing? So basically, I seen. You gonna wait till Pissy Ryan comes back or? Yeah, let him get right first. Yeah. How many sets of eyelashes are you bringing?

SPEAKER_01 39:16

Um, I'm not bringing no eyelashes, I'm getting them done.

SPEAKER_03 39:18

Individually? Yeah. Yeah, because my niggas go fuck them bitches off. Pull them off. Put them up. You hitting her from the back holding the eyelashes.

SPEAKER_05 39:31

Pull them motherfuckers up like this. That's my favorite. SpongeBob. That's my favorite. Look at square words, shit.

SPEAKER_02 39:41

You ready, bro? Everybody got something to uh everybody got something to take a shot with? Yeah. All right. So I seen this little game on Instagram. I thought it was pretty cool. So so I ain't asked y'all, but I asked them earlier when we was driving to the pile for RB names or whatever and shit. Just so the name that we starting with is Michael Jackson. Y'all gotta take a shot when y'all hear somebody you think is better than Michael Jackson. Y'all get it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 40:10

Chris Brown.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

I'm taking a shot. Hold on.

SPEAKER_04 40:12

We already for the debate.

SPEAKER_03 40:14

So you think Chris Brown is better than Michael Jackson? Yeah. It depends on the category. No.

SPEAKER_02 40:20

I said.

SPEAKER_03 40:21

No, I know what you're talking about. I'm going to put some Chris Brown on before I put some Michael Jackson on. And I'm going to put Chris Brown on in more situations than I am going to do with Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_00 40:31

I agree.

SPEAKER_03 40:32

Prince. Hold on. We taking a shot for what? If you think that the artist that I'm naming is better than Michael Jackson. Oh no, I ain't taking no shot. R. Kelly. I'm taking a shot.

SPEAKER_05 40:43

I'm like, I'll fuck with Michael Jack.

SPEAKER_03 40:45

Hey, the reason why I say that is because R. Kelly wrote a lot of his shit. I ain't know that. Well, he write. He wrote, uh, yeah, what was the song?

SPEAKER_02 40:54

I don't like when people it ain't like he just wrote the whole song. They co-wrote together. I'm saying it ain't like R. Kelly just wrote a whole song for him.

SPEAKER_03 41:03

But anywho. This is still on Michael Jackson, right? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Stevie Wonder. Ray Charles. Elvis. I can't believe you even put Elvis. He's a singer. Again. Musical. Go ahead, cuz next. Yeah, he he's a he's again three Elvis sons. Go ahead. You name three Elvis. I know he's an icon musical. I think that defense is flawed because just because you can't name three songs or four songs of a person does not mean. No, no, no. Name three Michael Jackson songs Rock the World Beat It Thriller. So by default, you know that Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_02 41:38

Michael Jackson is the type of is the genre I listen to. I don't listen to Elvis.

SPEAKER_03 41:42

Exactly. Cool. But I don't listen to the Beatles, but I know they're the highest selling ever of all time. You said what? This is the slipped up podcast. Do you think any of us know two Elvis songs? I don't know which. I don't know what y'all know. But I about say you should know you should just left that nigga off.

SPEAKER_00 41:58

I get why you chose him though.

SPEAKER_03 42:00

Go ahead, bro. James Brown. Better than Mike. Nobody drinking nigga. Okay. Whitney Houston. Bobby Brown. Dude the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 42:08

It's our Bobby. I'm just it's names that I keep going, bro.

SPEAKER_04 42:12

Now, some of these is names y'all said. I asked y'all to name anybody. But why are you holding it?

SPEAKER_03 42:17

Yeah, change Michael. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, because at this point, them was the only two niggas I was gonna drink. Change Michael. And Prince was up there for me. Change Michael.

SPEAKER_00 42:26

Put somebody else at the top.

SPEAKER_03 42:27

Yeah, I fuck around. I fuck around with that.

SPEAKER_04 42:30

I asked everybody to name athletes too. But instead with the athletes, it would be uh it's ten names. You can only keep three. You cut seven. Listen.

SPEAKER_03 42:39

Listen, I like the route you going first, but put Mike somewhere else.

SPEAKER_04 42:42

No, we know we can work on that another time, but athletes.

SPEAKER_02 42:46

Like I said, I got 10 names of athletes.

SPEAKER_03 42:48

You can only keep three out of the seven athletes. You get what I'm saying? In any category? When we go take a shot. Yeah, any no, you don't take a shot for this.

SPEAKER_06 42:56

We can take a shot before we drink. We can take a shot beforehand.

SPEAKER_05 43:01

We can take a shot beforehand.

SPEAKER_03 43:04

Come on, Waddle. Carmelo Anthony. Do y'all automatically want to keep him? We gotta keep him as a group. I need to know. Is we keeping them as a group or is this individual? It's you only it's it's 10 names. No, I'm saying like just slip that podcast. We all we all gotta agree on who we keeping as the three. All right, how about this? Give us the roster first, and then we get to cuddle.

SPEAKER_04 43:24

All right, as a group. Yeah, nah, that's that's not fair. I gotta go individually so y'all can come start comparing who who we talking about, type shit.

SPEAKER_03 43:33

Okay, so I said mellow first. Um I'm adamant on keeping Melo. I'm not.

SPEAKER_02 43:38

Okay, the second name after Melo is Tom Brady. So who would you rather keep and cut out of those two? Tom Brady or Camelo Anthony. Cutting Melo. I'm keeping Melo.

SPEAKER_00 43:45

I'm cutting Melo.

SPEAKER_03 43:47

Mariah.

SPEAKER_00 43:47

He don't fucking know shit about yeah, I don't watch sports.

SPEAKER_03 43:50

She don't know shit about it. Hold on, what you what you say? It's up no, it's up to you. It's already two, it's two against one already. Nah, he got a pick. I'm keeping Melo. No Bush said while I'm keeping mellow. No, we said cut mellow. Y'all said keep mellow. So it's two and two. So how y'all want to do it? So now we got a debate? Yeah. For one, mellow black. For two, for two. Racist. That's not racist. That is racist. No. I'm a support. I'm a support. I'm biased, but that's he done the reason why I ain't gonna say he's the reason why I picked up a ball, because that's Ivo. But the reason why I started watching basketball is mellow.

SPEAKER_00 44:29

No.

SPEAKER_03 44:30

I feel like mellow just raw at me as a bitch.

SPEAKER_04 44:33

Everything he does as far as an athlete, he raw. Like he ain't fuck the team. I'm getting his money, I'm out.

SPEAKER_02 44:39

I don't get no fuck. But he still went out there and performed at his highest ability type shit, busting niggas ass. And I feel the same way about Brady.

SPEAKER_03 44:46

I feel like Tom Brady is good because of who he was with. No. Negative. Because he went from New England and got a ring and fuck you with. Tampa Bay. I'm not gonna lie. But the team was built. I'm not gonna lie, Cause if we're talking about like statistics and like stats and shit. It's time, bro. It's Tom Brady. I'm biased because this is my favorite basketball player. I'm going to admit that. But if we go bring stats and numbers, it's time. Tom Brady is. That's what I'm saying. Tom Brady is. So we're gonna keep Brady cutting. And I don't want to. Oh well. Just letting y'all know that. I don't I fuck cuz.

SPEAKER_04 45:22

LeBron.

SPEAKER_03 45:22

Don't keep him braun. Ain't no other basketball player better than that nigga. So dude, we gotta cut. We gotta cut. No, we just keeping three. All right, all right. So we got two. I keep braun.

SPEAKER_04 45:31

Okay. Y'all want to hear the next name? We got football and basketball. Y'all already didn't.

SPEAKER_03 45:35

So I only got one more. That's why I said. Yeah. No, fuck that. We got the best football player and we got the best player. Right, let's do them two at a time. Two at a time. No, that's cool. Yeah. We're doing good. We just need, you said we keep three, right? Yeah. So however else y'all want to. We know Michael Jordan gonna come up. Is y'all picking Mike over LeBron? I'm keeping keeping Braun.

SPEAKER_02 45:56

I actually didn't put him on the list though. Oh, well, did we? I know Michael's gonna always everybody gonna pick Michael Jordan.

SPEAKER_03 46:02

I'm not.

SPEAKER_04 46:02

So y'all automatically keeping Braun.

SPEAKER_03 46:04

We have to. No. I'm keeping Braun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:06

Okay, cool. Yeah. Now we talking about don't just think basketball.

SPEAKER_03 46:09

These are all that's a I'm not gonna lie. Braun is peak athlete. Different period. Holding your Do you know who? Like the top two athletes in the world? It'd be like It depends on what sports you watch. No, it's not. No, the nigga does. Look at Barry Sanders. I mean, um Deion Sanders. What you mean? The nigga baseball and um football.

SPEAKER_04 46:30

Uh no. What I'm saying is to you, Michael Jordan may be the greatest athlete ever, but that could be your favorite sport. To me, if I'm a hockey nigga, I can say Wayne Greske is the greatest athlete of all. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 46:41

And this is why, and this is the reason why I said we need to know the list and then cut the motherfuckers we don't want on the list, and then we end up with the three that we want.

SPEAKER_04 46:50

The list longer than 10 names. I could read all the names: Melo, Tom Brady, LeBron, D. Wade, Randy Moss, Paul George, Randy Orton, Shadere Sanders, The Rock, Wayne Gretzky, Connor McGregor, Steph Curry, Kyrie, Giannis, Clay, KD, and Wessel Westbrook.

SPEAKER_03 47:11

He's a lot of basketball players, so shit. I fuck with The Rock though. I used to watch wrestling. I'm putting Randy Orton above the rock. You crazy. You crazy. Y'all just uh and y'all stuck in nostalgic. Nigga, The Rock was the first. My sister used to love Randy Orton. Randy to the big screen, my nigga. Like you said, who kept it up? Yeah. Who kept what up? Who kept up? No. Who kept it to where it's at? John Cena, Roman Reigns. After The Rock. Come on, Cass. What you mean? Randy Orton was up there, but don't, don't, don't play. Randy Orton didn't play a big part. No, Randy. Randy Orton in my top five uh wrestlers.

SPEAKER_04 47:47

But I'm saying it's other people that's bigger than Randy Orton.

SPEAKER_03 47:50

For sure. John Cena.

SPEAKER_04 47:51

In his era, the only person that was bigger than him is John Cena. No, he wasn't. He still was in the era with Triple H, Stone Cold, Ric Flair. Right. Motherfucking, like he was. That's not Randy Orton's era. Yes, it is. He was the evolute. Randy Orton.

SPEAKER_03 48:05

Stone Cold wasn't doing that shit. Well, that's doing that's that's going towards the end. That's that's towards the end. Stone Cole still was dominating, nigga. They rookie class. You know who was in that rookie class? With Randy Orton? Yeah. It was Randy Orton, Batista, John Cena, John Cena, motherfucking Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar. Like, yeah, I know who. That's the next wave.

SPEAKER_04 48:25

But they still was acting with the rock. Stone Cold. You gotta remember, Randy Orton was in a group with Triple H. That's cool. Evolution.

SPEAKER_03 48:33

Triple H was. And Rick Flair. Rick, like what you mean? All I'm saying is these niggas had second careers. Stone Cold was done after that shit. Yeah, Stone Cold was done, but I'm saying it's still motherfuckers in that time that was still wrestling when Randy Orton was Randy Orton, bro. That's what I'm saying. Like they was all big and shit like that. Yes, but he was above them. Randy Orton?

SPEAKER_02 48:54

Randy Orton has never been above Triple H.

SPEAKER_03 48:56

During the D Oh my crazy. The Legend Killer? You don't remember that era? Yeah, The Legend Killer. I do. Who was better?

SPEAKER_04 49:02

Randy Orton, the Legend Killer, or Edge rated our superstar.

SPEAKER_03 49:05

They was on the same team. And I'm my mama.

SPEAKER_04 49:07

They was not on the same team. No, they weren't.

SPEAKER_03 49:09

Not around the nigga, around probably like a year before that, they was. A year or two before that. They was on the same team. Yes, they was.

SPEAKER_04 49:16

Edge and Randy Orton was never a group, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 49:18

Rated RKO.

SPEAKER_04 49:19

Oh, you right, you right. You right, you right, you right. They was. They did have a little a little run together where they was fucking up shit on my mama, they did. Just to get listened to that. Yeah, I'm tripping. I'm tripping. Oh, my mama, I did. Rated RKO.

SPEAKER_03 49:30

They used to have around. What I'm telling you is because after The Rock and Stone Cove left, who was the next two? Who was the next two? Step up. Yeah. John Cena and Randy Orton. Okay. But it's people in between Randy Orton time that was just as everybody, everybody pulled their own weight, but always the top two, nigga. Nigga, you still had Undertaker. You still had Shawn Michaels. That's cool. That's cool. It's always gonna be two niggas at the top. Bro, it was a lot of niggas at the top, wasn't it? No, it wasn't nigga from like two. From like 05 to like down or 14. It's been John C and Randy Orton. Undertaker still go headline WrestleMania because he got that fucking streak, but it's always the you know what I mean? I ain't gonna lie. But okay. We still gotta finish the list. That was a little back and forth between me and Andy. Because he thinks the rock is bigger than the Randy Orton. I mean, as I ain't gonna lie, he down or is, but again, so how about this? How about we go down the list, cut keep, and then we gon' all the ones we kept, we gon cut down type shit. You really can cut the last five. Those are basketball players that wasn't bigger than Braun. So we keep him alo.

SPEAKER_04 50:36

Keep cut.

SPEAKER_03 50:37

He gotta get cut. Tom Brady cut. He gotta get cut because Braun's still on the list. We know Braun coming up. Cutting motherfuckers and then. Yeah, out of I'm gonna name all the people. We're gonna just say cut or keep.

SPEAKER_04 50:47

And then out of the people we keep, we gon cut from that.

SPEAKER_03 50:50

Oh, okay, cool.

SPEAKER_04 50:51

Wade, cut or keep. Cut. Cut.

SPEAKER_03 50:53

Randy Moss, cut or keep. I'm gonna say keep. I'ma keep say keep. Cutter keep.

SPEAKER_00 50:57

What? Randy.

SPEAKER_03 50:58

Randy Moss. Randy Moss.

SPEAKER_00 50:59

Out of who?

SPEAKER_03 51:00

Just cut or keep or keep.

SPEAKER_00 51:01

Um keep.

SPEAKER_03 51:02

Paul George. I'm saying cut. I'm gonna cut him. Me too.

SPEAKER_02 51:06

Yeah, cut. Randy Orton, cut or keep. Keep. Keep. Shador Sanders, cutter keep. I'm gonna say cut.

SPEAKER_03 51:11

Cut. Don't turn the note too much, eh?

SPEAKER_02 51:13

The Rock, cutter key. Keith. Wayne Greske, cutter key.

SPEAKER_03 51:16

I don't even know who that is. I ain't gonna lie. I think he's a hockey player.

SPEAKER_02 51:19

He liked the Michael Jordan hockey type shit.

SPEAKER_03 51:21

I say keep.

SPEAKER_02 51:21

Keith. Connor McGregor. I'm kinda I don't really know.

SPEAKER_03 51:25

I wish we had another, I wish we had another MMA player. You don't, though. So keep. Yeah. Then the rest is basketball, right? Yeah. Steph, Kyrie, Giannis, Clay, KD, Westbrook. We cutting other niggas. Steph definitely not getting cut. I don't want to cut Steph. Nine times out of ten, ten times out of ten, he's getting cut. Why? Later on. Why? I'm putting him above Wayne Grisk. No, okay, cool. And I'm putting him above Tom Brady. What? You tripping. I'm putting Steph above Tom Brady. He got well. I don't know how football. I don't watch football for real. I just know stats and shit like that. But I feel like impact-wise, he definitely got more of an impact than Tom Brady. In my eye. For sure. In basketball, yeah. Not in football. Not in football. I'm saying though, like, as far as like day-to-day life. But you gotta think about it. Tom Brady made it. Well, if that's the case, then shit. You Allen Iverson on there? Mm-mm. If you had Allen Irison, I'll put him over Steph. Yeah. What? Ain't you old as a bitch? I'm just asking. Alan Iverson not better than Steph, though. Say impact-wise. Impact without the biggest thing. He changed, he changed. He don't have a better, he don't have a better impact, I think, than feel like it's that nigga changed Chris Cole, appearance.

SPEAKER_04 52:36

They're equal. See, that's why that's why. Listen, listen to what y'all saying hold on.

SPEAKER_03 52:41

He had to they had to change rules because of that nigga.

SPEAKER_02 52:44

Correct. Y'all are talking about the-talking about appearance.

SPEAKER_03 52:48

No, we're talking about the way niggas play the game, too.

SPEAKER_04 52:51

If we talking about how niggas play the game, there's no way you're telling me that. All right, that's cool.

SPEAKER_03 52:55

Curry, Curry, Curry got that on on court, Curry got it. I mean, they did change a rule for AI, but it is what it is. But off-court, it's AI by far. And off-court, shit, what Curry ain't got a shoe that everybody wants, a shirt, a jersey, none of that. You lying. You would what you mean?

SPEAKER_04 53:10

There's no one of the top-selling jerseys in the world. Yeah, that's cool. What the fuck is you talking about?

SPEAKER_03 53:14

Shoe wise as well. No, no. When he was with Under Armour, you just got to be a good one. There is no iconic Curry shoe.

SPEAKER_04 53:20

Yes, it is, my nigga. That's why he got 18 of them motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_03 53:24

Just like LeBron and KD got plenty of them motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_04 53:26

Do you not, nigga, when that nigga left Under Armour, nigga, do you he only been off Under Armour a year? What are you talking about? This is my favorite player, bro. It's nothing you can tell me about this nigga, bro. Like Mark at a shoe store. Who? But I'm saying that that's maybe his shoe store. That ain't the world. That's his shoe store. Okay. That's one fucking store of billions in the world.

SPEAKER_03 53:46

I'm not gonna lie, cause I swear to God, nigga, if you go to any shoe store, bro, you're going to see Curry's on sale.

SPEAKER_04 53:51

What does that mean? That doesn't mean that that means I'm telling you. Nigga, everything goes on sale, my nigga.

SPEAKER_03 53:56

No, the fuck it don't. Nigga, Jordians don't go on sale because them bitches is gone during their first two days. Nigga, when KD just released so many of his old shoes, them bitches are flying off the shelves. So based off that, you think KD's impact is bigger than Curry. I'm telling you off court, yes. Shoe wise, yes, nigga. What? They was wearing KDs with regular outfits.

SPEAKER_02 54:16

Oh no, I just disagree.

SPEAKER_03 54:17

Are you disagreeing because you have a bias because that's your favorite player? Yes. I'm not. Yes, it is, cuz. Probably with the shoot. I'm not even bossed with the shoe thing.

SPEAKER_04 54:26

That could be true, but as far as basketball, like, even if we go back to Alan Iverson, there's nothing outside of defense that you can say Ivo do better than Steph Curry.

SPEAKER_03 54:35

Drive. Drive. Yeah. Handles. Yeah. What? After Kyrie is Steph. No. No, it's not, dog. What? Niggas don't bring Steph up in the best handles, nigga. Are you tripping? It's nigga. When they talk about the top three, it's Kyrie, Jamar Crawford, and AI. Lost. Nigga. Crawford was cold. He was. I know Jamai. Nigga, this is my favorite sport, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 54:56

I know that. Jamar Crawford.

SPEAKER_05 54:57

Hold on.

SPEAKER_04 54:58

You think Steph handles was better than no, right now, we're talking. If we're talking Iversing handles and Steph. No, I'm picking Steph Handles.

SPEAKER_03 55:09

Iverson only had a one two. And then who was guarding this nigga? Jordan. My nigga.

SPEAKER_04 55:15

He carried the ball to the nigga. That's why they changed the rule. You can't hold the ball like this, motherfucker. Fuckers, you that's that's carry. That's a you can't do that.

SPEAKER_03 55:25

You got it.

SPEAKER_04 55:26

Like, what you mean?

SPEAKER_03 55:27

What's a carry? When you pull him the ball. Hold the ball like that. Come like that. That's a carry. Right.

SPEAKER_04 55:32

This nigga is doing this. No, he was not. When you watched the highlight, he did a one-two stop and came back over. What you mean? That is a carry. You cannot do that.

SPEAKER_03 55:41

All right, let's finish the report.

SPEAKER_04 55:42

Like what you mean? But that we stopped at Steph. So we kept Tom Brady, we kept LeBron, we kept Randy Moss, we kept Randy Orton, we kept The Rock, we kept Wayne Greski, uh Conor McGregor, and Steph. So out of those, who we cutting? So Tom Brady. Tom Brady and LeBron, who we cutting are keeping.

SPEAKER_03 56:01

Out of them two. I'm keeping Braun. They got the most points in league history. And he's still playing. Tom Brady got to be a big one. I'm keeping Tom. We got Braun. We got Tom. Keep them both. Keeping them both. Skip this, because I ain't. This really should be the last one.

SPEAKER_00 56:18

Yeah, that should be the last one. Them two. They automatically kill. Fuck you talking about.

SPEAKER_03 56:22

All right.

SPEAKER_00 56:22

You want to keep uh Curry so bad, huh?

SPEAKER_04 56:25

He got the bottom.

SPEAKER_00 56:26

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 56:26

Cut that nigga. Randy. Randy Moss or Randy Orton. Randy Orton. Randy Orton. You keeping? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 56:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 56:33

Over Randy Moss?

SPEAKER_03 56:34

Yes. I'm keeping Randy Moss, bro. I'm keeping Randy Moss too. That's what I'm saying. What the fuck is y'all talking about? I ain't debating.

SPEAKER_02 56:40

So who are you cutting or who are you keeping?

SPEAKER_03 56:43

I just told you.

SPEAKER_00 56:44

You want to go back and forth?

SPEAKER_03 56:45

I'm not gonna lie, cuz they really like me. Cause it's like, damn, when you play football, catch a ball, like yeah, I just mossed this nigga. But like, nigga, I was my favorite. I was walking around in school, R.K. RK out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_02 56:58

It's my favorite uh wrestling move. Out of nowhere. Do that shit.

SPEAKER_00 57:03

I'm gonna say it depends. Like it this and I like Randy Orton talk shit too. This generation.

SPEAKER_02 57:09

He got the spirit. Like he Randy Orton is he called my baba.

SPEAKER_03 57:13

But um, out of them, which Randy? Randy Moss or Randy Orton. You ever moss the nigga? Nope. I never did neither one. I already nigga though. I have I RKO my sister. I RK plenty. My brother, my kid. I ain't gonna lie, nigga. I done gave niggas the punt.

SPEAKER_00 57:27

I was in the I was in the the where the wrestling, like when that was big and it was shit, was motherfucker really thought that shit was.

SPEAKER_02 57:34

I'm talking about the belt or your favorite wrestler if you ever watch wrestling.

SPEAKER_03 57:38

I ain't had no favorite wrestling. You ain't have no mine? M. Like five or who you talking about? We got one five? No, one. Just one? Randy Jordan. For sure. The rock. My Shawn Michaels. I did like Stone's. Mr. WrestleMania. He was he up there. Who's Stone Cold? Or you talking about Shawn Michaels? Shawn Michaels. I just like to Stone Cold nigga. He was just on some bullshit all the time. Who's Stone Cold? Yeah. And some of his shit was. Who the best wrestler?

SPEAKER_02 58:02

That ain't the question. Who your favorite? Who your number one?

SPEAKER_03 58:05

We talking to my son, by the way. Oh, yeah. My bad. Who was your favorite? My favorite used to be Ray Mysterio.

SPEAKER_00 58:11

Oh, I fuck with Ray Mysterio. I didn't know what Ray Mysterio looked like a long time. I tried.

SPEAKER_03 58:19

I swear to God on my mama, nigga, I swear to God, nigga, when they masked him, I turned my head. That shit was so. Unmasked him? Yeah, they when they I did too. Mama nigga, every time, every time they they thought I would thought they was gonna take his mask, I turned my head. Yeah. They got my nigga fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 58:35

That's why I just said no bullshit. I used to feel that way about Kane too. Like, I don't want to see Kane.

SPEAKER_03 58:44

When I found out they wasn't uh assemblies, I was pissed about that. Who nigga? Undertaker. Yeah, not too long. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I just about thinking about it. You think it's put the brothers' discretion for? Yeah, I was mad in the motherfucker when they were.

SPEAKER_04 58:57

Hey yeah, in the wrestling ring, but not a real life. I swear to God, nigga, I thought they the cuz really was in the rock hall, the rock hall family run that shit.

SPEAKER_03 59:06

The rock real family is all in WWE types on my mama. You never know what they asked. That's why I thought that shit was real. I'm like, oh, the rock pops is, you know what I mean? And his uncle is Rakishi and Jimmy Flossnik, all them niggas. Yeah, I'm like, oh yeah, these niggas are real brothers. They are Roman Reigns in the rock and all them uh is hey them Hawaiian motherfuckers is big for real, though.

SPEAKER_04 59:28

No, what?

SPEAKER_03 59:29

When we went to Hawaii, no motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 59:30

I think your cousin, that old ass big ass wrestler.

SPEAKER_03 59:33

And I kind of felt the way with my girl staring at them niggas, though. I ain't gonna lie. We stand back, she's like, I'm like, I'm looking at her like fuck you mean.

SPEAKER_02 59:43

An underrated wrestler though that I will cite who used to be lit to me, it's two of them really, was Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle. I ain't gonna lie. I used to fuck with them niggas hard.

SPEAKER_03 59:52

Kurt Angle got on my fucking nerves. I ain't like him.

SPEAKER_04 59:55

I used to love that nigga on cocky. I fuck with him, but I ain't like him. Because he was cocky as a bitch. Oh my god. That ankle lock beats.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:03

I fuck with cocky niggas, though. You don't remember MVP?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:05

Yeah, but he was weak to me as a wrestler, though.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:08

Hell no.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:08

Like he was weak as a bitch.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:10

He wasn't that weak.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:11

He was. That nigga was weak as fuck to me as a wrestler. Like, no. Oh my mama. I used to fuck with people like the Hardy Boys, the Dudley boys, Edge and Christian.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:21

I didn't watch wrestling that much.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:23

I did.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:23

It started getting on my nerves, so I stopped watching.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:26

Monday and Sunday. Faithfully.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:29

Because I used to watch WCW too. ECW?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:32

No, Sunday. No, no, that was WCW. WCW.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:37

Because they had Sunday night heat on my mama.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:39

I watched Monday and Friday.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:41

Monday night raw. Wednesday with SmackDown.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:44

Wednesdays and Fridays with SmackDown. No, that was Friday. Smackdown. Monday Night Raw. Friday night SmackDown.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:51

Smackdown came on two times in the Sunday and Friday.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:54

You young. ECW came on Wednesdays, right? Was that Tuesdays?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:58

Tuesdays.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:59

ECW. Yeah, I believe it was Tuesdays.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:01

Because you had Sunday Night Heat, Monday Night Raw, ECW shit, SmackDown, then it skipped the night, then it was SmackDown again.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:08

Type shit. Alright, well, fuck all that.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:13

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:14

For real. Alright, so how do y'all feel about the tipping culture? Strip club?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:20

Or let me let me get my shit. Yeah, get your shit off.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:24

Get your nut off. Pause. Not on here.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:26

At first, I'm gonna keep it a honey.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:28

You heard if she wants you to get your get your hands on the shot. I said pause up.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:31

Yeah, get your nut off. I said pause up. I said pause up. Slap him, slap him, slap him, slap him, slap him up.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:43

But look, look, this how I feel. At first, I used to be like, man, what the fuck I'm tipping for?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:50

This is your job. Like, why the fuck you want me to tip you for doing something you filled up the app for to come? You know what I mean? And shit. But I've had jobs where, and now, where I work at, we do so much, it's like I really am doing a big ass service or really helping you do some shit that you could really do yourself, my nigga.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:08

Like, tip me. Like a dollar, two dollars, shit, something type shit. Like DoorDash, for example. You can go get your own food, my nigga.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:16

Like, I'm taking the time on my day to really go get your shit. Like, you can you can tip me $2 on a motherfucking $15 run.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:22

You get what I'm saying? Like, so that's how I look at it now. My perspective changed over time.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:27

Alright. So you cool with tipping? Yeah. I don't want you going too far. Like, what's your tipping range?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:32

Like, okay, right now, I'm a housekeeper.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:34

When we go on room, sometimes it's tips, sometimes it's not. If it's motherfucking a dollar on that bitch, I'm like, oh, they look.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:40

No, what's your tipping range when you tip? With like how much of what I tip, yeah. It depends on what I'm spending. So you tip a percentage of whatever you spent. Right. All right. I'm not just gonna give you a dub because you was nice, type shit. How y'all feel about it? I'm not gonna lie. Depending on how nice you was on mom, you can get a dub. I don't care what I spent. Depending on what's going on. Like I just cool with tipping. Yeah. I just went to uh a concert and we was in the Uber. Motherfuckers don't tip Uber drivers. You just get out the car. But we all already joined. This nigga letting us use the aucs. He's giving us his phone to play the music and shit. We got somebody in the front seat too. I'm like, hey, you know what I mean? I think cuz girlfriend gave him a dub, the other person gave him a dub, I gave him a dub, but it's only because, like, shit, we was just in this motherfucker partying. And I if we got in a different Uber, that was like, they probably would have been like, sit the fuck down and shut up, type shit. Right. But he was fucking with it, so you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:32

You get what you I'ma say, Will said, well, you had said, it depends on how nice it is. Nice they are. It depends to me, like in a restaurant, it depends on the food. Like, like, I'm just gonna have to do that.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:42

I ain't got no control over the food.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:43

No, I'm saying on how because you gotta think about it. Are you cool with tipping? It depends. Let me explain. What? I'm not I have tipped before.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:53

She don't like the tip.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:54

I don't like the tip of my food, not good. If my food listen, let me explain. Okay, okay. Can I explain? You can.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:00

Right, shut up then. I'm just saying. I mean, she is the guest, so you don't know. No, I don't she don't got no, she don't got no say so over what I say. What I'm saying is You are not the controller of this podcast, nigga. This motherfucker is neutral. Guests get to speak, nigga.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:15

She don't like the tip. She don't. Why? She don't. Ain't no why.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:20

It'd be any little thing. She's like, man, fuck this bitch.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:24

She don't give a fuck about tipping. Me on the other end.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:27

Do you tip all the time? Like I would like to DoorDash, restaurant, Doordash, uh, hotel.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:33

I tip, stop shaking. I tip when we go to restaurant. DoorDash, it depends. Because DoorDash plays a lot.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:39

They don't got control over that. They don't. So if if I'm bringing you your food and you missing something that the store didn't put in in, why you not? That's contradictory on what you say.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:49

You can still add on the tip if you feel like they delivered your food.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:52

Right, but I'm saying, you just said, I don't tip in restaurants. And like I was finna say, if somebody being nice to me, and like for example, I done went somewhere where the person who was giving me my food, giving me my drinks, was nice as hell. And my shit is fucked up. And you're not bringing me my food, making sure my like Will said, at first, yeah, fuck your tip, fuck you. I don't know shit about tips, I'm not tipping you. I'm already paying for this food. So as I got in, you know, the food industry, being a manager and tips and shit and all that and all that, my view on shit got different. If I'm a waiter at a restaurant, if you give me your food and you say, I ain't gonna lie, my drink tastes like water. It's liquor. My drink tastes like water. Or for instance, I went somewhere, it has gets in my liquor. I told a lady, oh, it got nets in here, woo, woo, woo, woo, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:42

And it wasn't just my drink, it was three of us at this table. Bitch said, just drink it, man. You'll be all right.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:47

You crazy.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:48

I'm not tipping.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:49

But and that's what I'm still and we still gave a tip, but I'm saying that to say, like, if you don't try to fix or help me with the situation, what I'm still tipping you for just cause you've Bringing me my food. And it still comes back.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:02

That's your mama.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:04

You still come back with my shit being cold. I'm not finna tip you. Waiter or no waiter. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:10

And and y'all talking about like as far as the food aspect, like the waiter or waitress can't control the food.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:15

Well, you can control if you bringing out the correct shit or like if you bring out the wrong meal, bitch, that's on you. Right. Like, what the fuck? You making this shit. So you can control something in the in the aspect of that shit. So why would I tip you if you fucking up or like you nice? You supposed to be nice. This is your job. Is it my turn? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:32

Go ahead. I was waiting on y'all niggas to get it out. All right, with the tipping culture, right? I feel like it got out of hand because now motherfuckers feel like just because I served you, I deserve the highest tip possible. Right? Me, this nigga ain't shit, done.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:46

No, I just thought it's up, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:48

I feel like whatever I give you, bitch, that's that's more than what you didn't have before. So take the tip and go about your business. Now, I do believe in tipping, but I also believe in tipping based on the service, not the food. Because a lot of people can't control that shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:03

I agree.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:03

So I would tip the valet, I tip the DoorDash, I tip after it's over with, though. Like once they drop that shit off, that's when I, you know what I mean? Oh shit. They bring my shit pretty fast. I get them extra five. I tip, so I what I said, the DoorDash, Valet. Let's restaurant, restaurants, even a motherfucking uh housekeeper. You know what I'm saying? When we go on a cruise, always bring cash. So I can tip the um so you go down there and take off the I take off the gratuity because I don't know where that shit going. So I tip the same shit. You didn't see me when I was tipping the dude that was magician. I gave that nigga $20. Yeah, you did. I remember. You know what I'm saying? He fucked you up. You yeah, he fucked up. I'm not gonna lie to you. He was touching me. I swear to you.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:44

He was not touching you, bro. We went up. You got the video? Who got the I got the video?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:49

Show me why you're gonna with Lamar.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:51

Show me why I got the video.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:52

I got the video. If I had tweaking, if I had cash, I would have given a tip too. Dan was in that bitch tweaking. That nigga was touching.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:59

Ben was like this. Look.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:01

Hmm. So it's this, it's this chick at my job. It's this chick at my job where we gotta do that to her.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:07

They got another one.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:08

Yeah. It's this chick at my job that feels like just because she's there, she deserves a tip. And I'm like, maybe you gave them bad service. Maybe you wasn't attentive enough.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:17

So because she's there.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:18

Basically, just because she bring them their food, took their order, they billed $80, she should get $15, $16.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:24

You want to know something? Remember what you had said? I think it was the last pod. And you was like, I be looking mean and shit at work while working out. I get the most tips when I'm in front counter. The cash tips, because we like, you know, we do credit in cash. I get the most tips every single time.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:41

You be talking shit to the customers? No, I don't talk shit. That's where it shit. That's from I begin my. Well, I don't get tips and shit out there.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:47

See, like, with even with my job, like, I don't really engage with the with the guests or whatever, because we clean it, we clean in their rooms. But like, if you clean a room good as a bitch, when they exit and you gotta go back in there and strip their room, take the linen and shit out. Like, I done walked into rooms where it's 40, 50, 60 dollars. Because how I cleaned the room previous.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:06

How do you know how I how do you know that's your tip though? Because you cleaned the room previous. Sometimes you get your same rooms and then but like I'm saying. Like if it like say I clean the room and then you get the room the next day, how do you know if that tip was left for you or they they just left their bread?

SPEAKER_04 1:09:20

Because how they how they place it, like they'll leave it in like an envelope or they'll put it inside like where your uh car key, like the I mean Okay, okay. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:28

Like, because the way you described it prior, it's like they just left the money.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:32

Some motherfuckers leave it, like they'll put it on like the remote on top of like of it in front of the TV, shit like that. But shit, that's what makes me clean them rooms good, though.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:45

Thank y'all for coming and listening to the slipped up podcast. Fuck with us next week.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:49

Yeah, where we slipped up before.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:52

Until somebody, bitch, deserve hollow.