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what's something you want to be forgiven for? F.t. Des

Tone, Bam, Angel, Will Season 1 Episode 10

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in this podcast we had a recuring quest tonight. He gave some good questions to ask the hosts, and he gave some good answer to their questions. We really enjoyed him participating in today's podcast we hope to see him again later in the year. we talked what's something you want to be forgiven for, when do you know to stop cheating, and would you still protect your baby's mother after breaking up? 
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SPEAKER_04

I get a fist of big books. I make them go full it. I miss the night with the chapel. I'm moving for it. They made it full. No, I'm my bad button. The minute I'm gonna look to my own. Some of my brother put the bitch away. You gonna finish gon be babin' in my case you with some diamond fit. I get a bit of big bit of still and see you, but I'm gonna leave them niggas, cross the little feet. I gonna fill it.

SPEAKER_07

I don't know what it was.

SPEAKER_04

Smokin' cigars got a demo sweet mama, come on, nigga gonna let me be. I'm on no place and I'ma die in the street. Tellin' on my real wood and pick up on the street. Nigga smoke like you boat it to me, never baby so that walk you know, stop the eight, I finished spinning with this we make the piss out the bitch, no we bought it. We be wild, women stay when you spin on your battery, stay down the bit of stay with me, filling for the nigga on the wheel, nigga. You still niggas with you, put the bitch up. I gotta do this nigga dead to spin a bit and smash my phone and put the living letter. I give it a new daddy, let it be my pack inside the house, put my stick under the mat. And that's a nigga don't miss stickers. Now that's what I call match.

SPEAKER_07

We came out of slime. He don't want us talkers. You gon' die. Motherfuck be coming, huh? Like high fi. Don't give a fuck about who you call. Or who come out of town. Yeah, city know we step up. Up on shit. Shut the fuck up, Will.

SPEAKER_00

My nigga got me lit. I ain't gonna lie to which this tick did already.

SPEAKER_07

Tighten up. The liquor definitely kicked me off. You need a shot? Let me finish. Yeah, this nigga here is shiny as a bitch. Hell yeah. Welcome to the slipped up podcast. Casser we slip. Well, we slip into your bitch. And I don't give a fuck if it's your bitch. I'ma slip in that hole.

SPEAKER_05

And I ain't gonna lie, we already been drinking. So, like I said on two podcasts back, we're gonna put our finger, thumb, in your bitch booty hole. Cause that bitch gon' like it. We'll put his tongue in that booty hole.

SPEAKER_07

Tongue in the booty hole. We all kind of lit. But anywho, take a shot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, not my tongue. Thumb. Yes. You wanna say that shit with the what I could say? Yeah, I mean you stand by that, brother. He said with the what I could say, he's gonna put his tongue in your booty.

SPEAKER_03

What the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01

I said thumb. Booty hole. Just cause they have two T's doesn't mean it's the same. I said thumb. I thought you said tongue. I said thumb. Thumbba.

SPEAKER_02

Thumb.

SPEAKER_07

Like thumb introduced. Thumbba. This ain't what you thumbba. First time.

SPEAKER_06

It's your boy Tom, man. What's that name?

SPEAKER_07

Man, Biz. Willy motherfucker. It's slimming his bitch. We got special guests on top. No, no, no, no. This is a recurring guest. This is his third time here. Nah. No, it's second. This is his second time. He's still a real current. Yeah, this desperate family. Yeah. Yeah. He's fucking my daughter. Damn. Oh my god. I ain't gonna lie. I'm drunk.

unknown

Damn!

SPEAKER_09

Damn. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07

Put that shit out there. I did not say that. You ain't said, but we know it. Oh my god. Shit.

SPEAKER_08

We were just talking about my son eating pussy the other day.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, we was.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, wait until he had his first munch moment.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, so he's fucking your daughter. Wait, wait, Lamar? Yeah. Exactly.

SPEAKER_08

This nigga got too many. Hold on, did you ask him?

SPEAKER_07

Did you did you ask him, did he fuck? He did. He did. He did. This is his first one? No. First, no, I don't know. No. I don't know. Oh.

SPEAKER_06

I think it's his first bitch. Yeah. That he smashed.

SPEAKER_05

The first bitch he fucked is the same bitch he he ate. Mm-hmm. For like his he lost his virginity to? That I don't know. I'm actually Lamar Gates. Yeah, I'm gonna ask Lamar.

SPEAKER_07

He be fucking.

SPEAKER_03

My oldest Lamar gets a good one. He get it 16. He said, I get it for my daddy. I get it for my daddy. Oh, you mad at me?

SPEAKER_08

I lost my virginity at 12. Me too.

SPEAKER_07

12? You remember? You just tell me you remember? I've lost my virginity at six. Hold on, hold on. Hey y'all. Hold on. Oh, my bad. I'm saying, like, when your son tell you that is that something that you like remember? Like, damn, my son told me this on this day. Like, TJ. I mean, shit. I don't know. TJ tell you?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, TJ told me. I think he was like 16. 15.

SPEAKER_07

He was a geek? Or did he tell me that afterwards? TJ's like, I was a hulk.

SPEAKER_06

You know how that nigga is. That nigga. Yeah, he liked it.

SPEAKER_05

Your mama was mad. Smiling and shit.

SPEAKER_03

Stop having solid conversations.

SPEAKER_05

Because he said 12 is crazy to lose your virginity. I said, yeah, my mama was mad as fuck.

SPEAKER_06

You lost yours at 12?

SPEAKER_05

Yes.

SPEAKER_06

I lost smile at 14.

SPEAKER_05

My mama caught me fucking.

SPEAKER_06

First of all, you never lost your virginity.

unknown

Right.

SPEAKER_05

You ain't had no fingers in that motherfucker. You ain't had no strap in that motherfucker. You ain't had no dick in that motherfucker. You did? You got strapped in. You got penetrated. Oh, and me?

SPEAKER_07

Oh no.

SPEAKER_05

I told y'all I should be drunk. Right.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, I thought you were saying me for a while. You are really drunk. You just told the truth. You said you had dick.

SPEAKER_03

You just said holding the pot. Me, three niggas heard. You say you had dick.

SPEAKER_07

Let me say what I'm saying. You were penetrated.

SPEAKER_03

No. I thought you were saying, like, I lost my virginity. I'm okay.

SPEAKER_07

Whoa. I thought. Deuce it, whoa.

SPEAKER_03

What are you doing? That don't. You know that you're like this. It's only a lot of things.

SPEAKER_08

It's like this. It's like this. You gotta do it. You know, you know, you can't. Yeah, but I'm saying, man, you gotta put your fingers in and then fuck with the clips. Whoop de-doo.

SPEAKER_00

I'm not finna get drawn into y'all bullshit. And then you gotta spit on it. This is you in bands.

SPEAKER_08

I know you're gonna fucking me. Hey, then you gotta spit on it.

SPEAKER_07

If I lose my virginity, I'm losing it to a bitch. Bro, listen, don't do that. Do it. Don't not today.

SPEAKER_00

Not today, man. Not today. We gotta guess. We gotta guess here.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god. Yeah, that shit's crazy, right? Yeah, sister.

SPEAKER_07

Drink your shot, sister. That shit's crazy, right? Hey, she over there guessing. Who? You be taking strap. No.

unknown

Nah, okay.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, I know studs like to switch it up.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_07

You know studs I like to switch it up. Yeah, I know a few studs I like to get fucked. I ain't gonna.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_07

By strap though. Not by like real shit. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_07

He said not by real shit. I don't like dick. I said not about real shit.

SPEAKER_03

I barely like the dick that I put on. It it turns me off a little bit.

SPEAKER_07

Bitch, shut up. I'm being honest. Shut up. I don't want to hear that shit. I'm being honest.

SPEAKER_08

You've never expressed that any other time.

SPEAKER_07

But he okay.

SPEAKER_03

Motherfucker ain't say like nobody ever. I understand what you're saying.

SPEAKER_05

Like no.

SPEAKER_03

You shut the fuck up too. Nobody ever like he like. Over there, dick riding. Per strap.

SPEAKER_00

Pause. Pause. Pause. Shut the fuck up, bam. Pause.

SPEAKER_03

Go ahead, ma'am. Fuck them.

SPEAKER_07

I just feel like it's crazy that you pick out your dick and you still don't like your dick.

SPEAKER_03

I don't like my dick.

SPEAKER_07

Like, yeah, that is wild as a bitch. So has there ever been a sick?

SPEAKER_05

Has there ever been a dick or a strap you picked out that you didn't like, but your woman did?

SPEAKER_07

Yes. How do you pick a dick out? Do you be like, I think this should feel good? It got the banger. You just take a bitch there.

SPEAKER_03

I feel like, like, say, if I'm fucking a bitch, this like a bitch, I don't give a fuck about what she likes or don't like. If I'm in a relationship, I might ask you a question. Yo, dick is like. Wait, let me say what I before Wait, before you say that, like, if I'm getting in a relationship and I get a new dick, I might go lower than I expect a bitch to take. And then if I wanna, if she don't, like, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_07

How do you look at a bitch and be like, it look like you ain't can take six? You a five-incher. You know what I mean? I had a six-inch like when I first started out with dicks. Listen, stop. Like small. I'm saying, like, hold on, hold on, hold on. Before you go too great.

SPEAKER_01

Just hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, because she just said something that I got got.

SPEAKER_05

No, because she said that. Six inches is above average for males. You know that, right? I'm just going off statistics and facts of a sign. It's four to five. Two to four inches is soft. Four to six inches is hard.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, six inches is I never like I never went with a bitch. Wait.

unknown

For real. It is.

SPEAKER_05

Hold on, bro. Hold on. Like, no homes. Two to four inches for a regular regular human male is they dick is two to four inches on soft.

SPEAKER_01

Hard, it extends from four to six. Anything above six is considered above average. I don't know. Huh? I didn't even know this. Shit, I done Google, I done looked it up. I wanted to see shit.

SPEAKER_00

Is my shit above average or is my shit? Fuck is you talking about? Fuck is you talking about?

SPEAKER_09

Shit. Any nigga that say they lying.

SPEAKER_07

I definitely average. I'm like, okay, cool. I got that. Honestly say I ain't never looked at the I just rulered. I ain't even gonna lie. You rulered? No humor. Before we said that I've rulered my shit. No homo, like ruler. I put it to a ruler. I marked it and I just looked at it like, damn. I ruled it my shit, like, okay. But the internet is a resource highway. You I never been in a room with a ruler like alone where I can just pull my dick out and use the ruler. Okay, first of all. Hold on, hold on. Y'all talking about two SD. I never did that.

SPEAKER_06

First of all, first of all. You right, but what the fuck y'all? I was like, let me go get my measure and tape right quick.

SPEAKER_00

And you you look, you said measure tape and shit. Also real shit. No bullshit. I'd have compared my shit. I'd have heard bitches say they had air freshener cans. What the fuck? Let me compare my shit to an air freshener camera or a remote. Let me see how long.

SPEAKER_07

Nah, yeah, I did the remote shit. Like no bullshit. I didn't see it. Like no bullshit.

SPEAKER_01

No bullshit. Let me see.

SPEAKER_05

Can I really talk my shit? Or do I gotta shut the fuck up?

SPEAKER_03

Okay, then so I wasn't tripping like as much as I'm gonna do that.

SPEAKER_05

But you said you go down smaller, though.

SPEAKER_03

No, I said when I first fuck with a bitch, like in a relationship rise, I'm not finna get a big ass, like this, oh I'm I I'm gay, I'm finna just date. I'm just gonna get a bit of a shit.

SPEAKER_07

You ain't starting with nine? No. You started with like five seats, you know how many? Like a six, like, honestly. You know what I'm saying? But I'm not gonna lock it.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't, I done slow. No, let me know.

SPEAKER_07

I was kinda done with it too. No, let me say this though. See, I already got me on it. Okay, ask the question. What's the biggest you ever went? I was just finna say that. All right, go ahead. A ten. Gotcha, man. This bitch pulled out the foot long. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_09

No, that's not true.

SPEAKER_00

No. It's bitches I know who, if you seven, eight, nine, they not fucking with you. No bullshit. I guess we just friends then, bitch. Whoa. Like a mama.

SPEAKER_03

Like not like all damn near 10 inches.

SPEAKER_05

But realistically, a lot of females don't like paws. Niggas with big dicks. Like, they say it hurts. I mean, you're like, keep saying paws, bro. No, that shit. I'm not. No, it's just shit.

SPEAKER_03

Bitches don't like niggas.

SPEAKER_06

I ain't gonna lie, my sister, my sisters told me that though. And they both hoes. So, uh Yeah, they both hoes.

SPEAKER_08

I know my paws now. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_05

My grandma used to say I used to think she was lying. I had to live with them. My grandma used to say that shit, swear to God.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. They said they don't like niggas.

SPEAKER_05

Like my grandma used to say when they don't know how to use it. Like my grandma used to tell me, no bullshit. If you got a big dick, you ain't gonna get no pussy. Yes. Grandma? Yes. That's grandma dick. My grandma, like, I ain't gonna lie, my I got one of them grandmas that like she don't give a fuck. She's gonna keep it a hundred weeks. Like, she's not gonna sugarcoat nothing. Patricia Hill, no bullshit.

SPEAKER_00

She, you happy you got a big dick? You ain't gonna get no pussy.

SPEAKER_05

You take the hair. No, I feel I had one of them grandmas, like, I could talk to her about a big dick. No, my grandma know. No, my grandma know, like, your grandma knows how to do it. What did she know? I've told my grandma, like, I've I've really confided in my grandma about shit. And she done gave me real advice. So you told your grandma the size of your penis. No, I didn't tell her the size. But she's heard me say, my to bitches, my dick big. What the fuck is you talking?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, you think that's a good thing? You ain't gonna get no pussy. It hurt, type shit. You know what I mean? Instagrams told you that. Yes, right hand to God. No bullshit. Patricia Hill. Y'all can look her up on Facebook. She was fucking she's talking about. She's gonna keep that shit a honey. A bitch try to hit on her. Bitch, I'm straight. No peanut butter, no jelly. Like no bullshit. My grandma is is one of them. Like no bullshit. I got that grandma that's one of them.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, Patricia Hill. No bullshit. Patricia Hill.

unknown

No bullshit.

SPEAKER_07

I love her. My daddy mama. You might be real. I'm not a hill, but my uncle and them a hill. On what? I swear to God.

SPEAKER_05

We're gonna chop it up later.

SPEAKER_07

Like the food.

SPEAKER_05

I can't help it. It was already hot in the liquid.

SPEAKER_07

You know, Michael me.

SPEAKER_06

Y'all do got this name.

SPEAKER_07

I'm a right. I'm a right. I'm Jamaican. He said I'm Jamaican. You know a Michael? Michael? Yeah. Michael what? A Michael Hill. It's a lot of Michael. A Michael Hill.

SPEAKER_05

No, I ain't got I ain't never met no Michael Hill. That might be a long lost brother. Hell no. Shit, my pop's name or Lando Thornhill. Oh no, it's that. I ain't gonna lie. Yeah, no bullshit. Anyways. Let's start right, Tom. What's the first topic?

SPEAKER_03

My dick longer than everybody.

SPEAKER_01

Come on, cuz. That's because you can pick your dick. That's shit. You can pick your shit. What's the topic? You can pick your dick. You can pick my hair shit. Oh no. Like cut off the shit that's gonna be a shit.

SPEAKER_08

My nigga cheat code. They load out crazy.

SPEAKER_00

I'm on glitter. Load out crazy.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, man, whatever.

SPEAKER_08

Let's get off that shit. Right. Pause.

SPEAKER_06

Yes.

SPEAKER_08

What's something you want to be forgiven for? Let's let our special guest start.

SPEAKER_07

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

SPEAKER_08

You shouldn't say that shit.

SPEAKER_07

I was just thinking. Forgiven for it?

SPEAKER_06

Remember your girl here.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, somebody else starvied things. It's always that one nigga. Yeah, somebody else survived things. Go bam. I ain't I don't want to be forgiven for shit. I ain't gonna lie. You sure? Yeah. I don't think I ever did none of that. If I did some foul shit, it was a reason for it. And I ain't even gonna say it was a reason for it, because I don't do foul shit. But like if it was some shit that another motherfucker say, like, yeah, cuz it was on some foul shit. From my point of view, it was just me doing whatever the fuck I wanted to do. Alright. Well, I start since y'all scared.

SPEAKER_05

I'm about to say I'll go. I was gonna say I agree with Ben. Like anything I did, I feel like I went that far because the situation made me go that far.

SPEAKER_06

Not me. I wanna forgive. I want to be forgiven for making my brother make out with a um chick that was on the spectrum.

SPEAKER_05

On the spectrum, you mean retarded, slow, autistic?

SPEAKER_01

Is that what you mean? Is that what you mean?

SPEAKER_05

He's a bitch.

SPEAKER_09

That's what you do. Fucking she's talking about you mean retarded, motherfucker. Is that what you mean? Autistic, slow?

SPEAKER_07

That's fucked up. She was slow. If Johnny had five apples. Wait, did he know she was slow? Or like he did.

SPEAKER_03

He made he said he made him. He ain't had no choice.

SPEAKER_07

When you make somebody do something, you don't got no choice. First of all, me and my sister both did it. I ain't even gonna lie. I should never took that shot. I'm feeling that bitch. That bit can't that bitch came down slow, but I'm feeling that bit now. I ain't gonna lie. I'm definitely feeling that bit, so I'm finna sit here and talk some shit. I ain't gonna lie. In the trail angel. So listen.

SPEAKER_06

The girl used to, the girl was like, she didn't really talk and then she like did this and she slob.

SPEAKER_07

Let me know. Oh yeah, no, he's nasty for making out with her then. I mean, you made him, but like, if she's slobin, I'm not kissing nobody that's slob. And with their hands by their kiss. That is. You know, that song slop on my knob.

SPEAKER_03

On the car.

SPEAKER_07

And with me. Definitely up. That's an ugly song.

SPEAKER_03

They was talking about slow.

SPEAKER_07

No, they wasn't.

SPEAKER_03

Only thing I want to be forgiven for. No. You laughed too hard over there, fat, blind, four-eyed bitch.

SPEAKER_05

Don't put no two hands on me, bitch.

SPEAKER_07

I can honestly say in high school, in high school before I had a girlfriend, I should never did it with somebody I should have did it with. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_03

What happened?

SPEAKER_07

It was it wasn't like a setup, but it was like, you know, my brother, my brother, his name, he told me, you know, he like, do this with these two girls, and I'm like, alright, they could do it.

SPEAKER_03

And then why you why you won't forgive him for it?

SPEAKER_07

Because like What's wrong with the bitch? She was like a hoe. Like, she was like before I had a girlfriend, you know. We heard you the first the first time.

SPEAKER_09

Why you keep looking over there? Not nobody knows he's looking, but he look, he keep looking till it.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, but you know, I I had real protection and all that. But she was like, when I went in, uh-huh, I didn't feel nothing. It was like no wall. As a goose. Yeah, it was like loof, loof, loof, though. So I'm just like basically that bitch didn't have no wall. Yeah, I'm just basically fucking air. Yeah, like I'm just basically doing it with air. So it was like I couldn't really get off, so I just damn near wasted a body. Damn had that experience. Yeah, I wasted a body. You be fucking chubby hoes or something? That bitch was a little petite Asian. Asian? But you know what? I want to fuck an Asian dad. Okay, I can't. I love my chocolate melon. I said the same thing. Queen. Queen. I say the same thing. But you just met an Asian out like a club or something. What'd I miss? I was in college. Nothing. Uh college. What college you went to? Uh I went to Civil A College.

unknown

I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_03

The only thing I want forgiven for is honestly, I don't give a fuck about nothing I did in my past. Just not answering the phone. Like, for my brother. That's the only thing I want forgiven for. Like, I should have answered the phone for that nigga. That's it.

SPEAKER_07

He in jail or something?

SPEAKER_03

No, he passed.

SPEAKER_06

And you say you don't you don't got nothing to be forgiven for? Y'all didn't do nothing shisty or nothing bogus ever in y'all life.

SPEAKER_07

I want I don't want forgiveness for it. Shisty.

unknown

Nah, I ain't never.

SPEAKER_07

I'm not gonna lie, I don't think that's in me. I do like nothing. I never did nothing shisty, but that shit I did for my brother was bugged. Nah. I think too much. I say for instance, if I am on some impulsive shit, I still end the moment, I'm still thinking about like, damn, is this am I taking it too far?

SPEAKER_03

I feel like I think like that.

SPEAKER_07

But then it's like even when I do take it too far, I go to sleep, wake up, think about the shit again. I'm like, eh, maybe they deserve that shit. Or maybe I wouldn't move in that wrong or see, I'm different. I ain't doing that. And I break it down to a next motherfucker, they like I get what you're saying, but at the same time, you dare have to, and who out the win, so I ain't doing that shit.

SPEAKER_08

When I take it there, I took it there. And it is what it is. Now I'm not doing no shisty shit. You'll never hear tall did some shisty shit to bro.

SPEAKER_07

What shitey to you? Like, me personally, I don't think I ever did no shite shit. So I can't. What's shicey to you? I'll fuck your bitches. That's shisty. I ain't gonna lie. You fuck my bitch.

SPEAKER_00

If I fuck your bitch.

SPEAKER_07

You, Angel? Yeah. Yeah, that's shicey. I ain't gonna lie. I feel like shicey.

SPEAKER_00

I'm just meant to be.

SPEAKER_03

That's her bitch. Like, you my nigga and you fuck my bitch. Yeah, that's shyy as hell. I ain't gonna lie, let me say this. If you my nigga, you and my bitch around each other. Cause I honestly, y'all see my eyes? Y'all see my eyes?

SPEAKER_00

Before I say what I'm saying, that means you'll fuck her bitch. No, no. That means you'll fuck her bitch.

SPEAKER_09

No. That's what that means.

SPEAKER_03

I went I I don't feel like nobody at this table will really fuck my bitch. But if I feel like you get drunk and you with my bitch and my bitch comfortable around you, and you're both of y'all drunk and you fuck my bitch and you don't tell me before she tells me, you a shicey ass nigga.

SPEAKER_05

So if I tell you it's cool. Okay, fuck your bitch right. And I'm like, damn, your bitch was throwing it at me. Like I just Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03

That's what I just said.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay. You feel like I should still be the one to tell you.

SPEAKER_03

Before my bitch tells me. If my bitch, if you fuck my bitch with me, we come at the same time. Ain't no same time. Somebody gonna say something about my shit.

SPEAKER_07

What if we walk up to you together? Like, hey. The moment we get down fucking, we just walk up to you like, hey, fuck. My fault.

SPEAKER_03

I'ma dive off on both of y'all, but I would not fuck with the bitch before I would not fuck with my nigga.

SPEAKER_07

So who would you be more mad at? The homeboy or the girl?

SPEAKER_03

My bitch.

SPEAKER_07

Damn.

SPEAKER_03

Because if that's my nigga.

SPEAKER_05

That happened to me in real life.

SPEAKER_03

If that's my nigga, it did to me too. If that's my nigga.

SPEAKER_05

My male best friend, fuck my baby mama.

unknown

Damn!

SPEAKER_05

I was with my baby mama for six years. They was fucking for two. Two?

SPEAKER_08

When while you was together?

SPEAKER_05

Yes. Yeah, that's tracking. I didn't find out until after I wasn't fucking with my baby mama. Like, like he was coming to the crib while you leave, or he was like, she go to him. I get that bitch was dropping dick. And let me say this. That bitch was doing shit. Like he and when I found out, like, I was I was heartbroke, but I didn't give a fuck about my baby mama. I was mad, like, nigga, I call you my brother. Like, you went behind me, type shit. I didn't, I really did not give a fuck that my baby mama fucked my nigga. Bitch, I don't give a fuck. I was mad at my nigga.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I'd be more mad at my nigga. I wasn't mad at nigga. If you really my nigga and you fuck my bitch and don't tell me, like, ain't gonna lie, bro. I ain't gonna lie, I cried.

SPEAKER_01

Like, I cried for like like two weeks straight. Cause I'm still I still wanted to fuck with you.

SPEAKER_05

Like, like, but the reason I'll explain. I wanted to still be with my baby mama. So it was, it was like heartbreaking to me. Like that shit was never every time I thought about it, every time I thought about it, like I right handed to God. I could call my baby mama right now. She avoided this bitch will be sucking my dick. I'm sad as a bitch about my other baby mama while I'm getting my dick sucked by one of my baby mama. Like, like I'm like, damn, she trying to suck me to make me feel better. Cause I wanted to be on my baby mama still, type shit.

SPEAKER_07

You gotta do better. Yeah, because about the next bitch while I'm fucking with me. I didn't do some feel like that. Like, not thinking about it.

SPEAKER_05

It was just devastating. At that moment in my time in my life, it was devastating to me. Like, nigga, my kids call some shit.

SPEAKER_07

My kids call you uncle. I've been through some shit like that.

SPEAKER_01

My family call you bro. I've been through some shit. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06

I've been through some shit like that, but I wasn't thinking about that bitch while I was fucking another bitch.

SPEAKER_07

Did you know she was a?

SPEAKER_05

No, no, I wasn't thinking about oh yeah, I guess you can say I was.

SPEAKER_06

Did you know she was a hoe?

SPEAKER_05

My baby mama? No, she was not.

SPEAKER_01

She was uh she didn't display not one whole uh building.

SPEAKER_06

That's because that bitch, that bitch uh fucking camouflaged that shit really.

SPEAKER_01

But it was sign, I ain't gonna lie. Now when I think about uh think about it and look back on shit that was happening, it's like, damn, why don't I let that happen? Why I let that happen? Why I allow this? Why don't you know what I mean? Cause I ain't gonna lie. It was signs there. I just was so in love, yeah, I didn't see the signs.

SPEAKER_07

Type shit. I'd have been so in love and like my brother damn near was finna fuck a bitch that I was talking to.

SPEAKER_03

Like, we was he was. Yeah, no, I'm saying, like, the shit didn't happen. It might have did happen, I just don't know. I'ma say that. A dude that I call my brother, well, I can say that nigga my brother. He knew about the shit, but he didn't know how to tell me, and he ended up telling me on some, like, I ain't gonna lie, you getting into it with your bitch, but she really trying to go fuck your brother. Like, my blood brother. Like, my little brother.

SPEAKER_07

You got into it with it. So you got into it with his thug.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_07

No offense. You say you get into it with a bitch.

SPEAKER_03

I said I got into it with my bitch. She was trying to fuck my brother.

SPEAKER_05

See, I'm different in that aspect a little bit. I think y'all might probably think it's weird and shit, but if my brother fuck my bitch or like a bitch, I'm gonna be like, damn, bro. Fuck. We fuck the same bitch. Like, I'm not gonna be mad.

SPEAKER_07

If you're in a relationship, I wasn't mad at my brother. I didn't beat my brother up. I tried to, but I I, you know, but I beat the bitch up. I ain't gonna I gotta question. So like y'all beat the bitch up. So is y'all the type to like, if you catch your like your girl cheating or whatever, like y'all the type to like crash out, y'all just type to just look, turn around, and just walk out. Hold on, you talking about if you catch her in the act? Like, you catch her in the act getting cracked.

SPEAKER_05

I'm not gonna catch her in the act, I'm beating the nigga and her. What the fuck is you talking about?

SPEAKER_07

No, I'll beat my bitch. I'm not gonna lie, cause.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, the nigga really ain't out of it.

SPEAKER_07

If a nigga, but I feel like if a nigga know if a nigga walking around or I'm cracking this bitch, and he get on some other shit with me, I'm smoking. That's the difference, though. You got no choice though. But when I'm when I'm a when I'm addressing my bitch, nigga.

SPEAKER_08

I'm leaving. Whoop your hoe. You can whoop, you can't up. I'm finna walk. Exactly, nigga. This don't got shit to do with you, bro. It don't you cool, my nigga. You valid. You smash my bitch. You got one up. Go on about your business. Don't say shit though. I'm just leave.

SPEAKER_07

Brother, I swear to God, if a nigga catch me in their crib or if they come to their bitch crib and I'm in that motherfucker cracking something, they gonna come in. Oh, who is this? Why you doing all this shit? I'm beginning to dress. You know what I mean? Head down, eye contact here and there. Excuse me, brother. I'm finna walk out this motherfucker. You know what I mean? Anything other than that, you try to get on some other shit, you gotta get smoked. Exactly. That's dead.

SPEAKER_05

If you if you the nigga or no, you saying you'll be respectful at first, but if you're not gonna be a good thing.

SPEAKER_07

No, yeah, no, nigga. If you catch me fucking your bitch, I'm so respectful because this is your bitch. I'm finna get dressed and I'm finna leave out. Try to do it in the most quiet way. You know what I mean? Right. But if you come in on some other shit, I'm not fighting you in here. This is I don't know who house this is, I don't know what you got in here. I'm going to smoke you. Right. The first chance I get. First thing I'm grabbing is my gun. That motherfucker. After you get my before I put my shirt on, like naked, I'm walking right to my gun, putting that bitch under my shit, under my armpit, then I'm getting dressed. But if I'm not gonna do it, if I see him, if I see him walking in with a gun, though, it's like I got no choice but to grab my shit. It's ain't first of all, that's different. Yeah, like that that is different. But like, if I see him walking in with a gun, he's hot and he talking to both of us, I'm not grabbing my clothes. I'm shooting you butt ass naked. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I agree with him. Willie, I'll low key for hold on. I swear to God, I ain't gonna lie, nigga, even if he come in with a gun, like he come in blazing.

SPEAKER_05

For example, my cousin. This this shit just happened to him like a month ago. He was fucking a nigga, bitch. He didn't know the bitch had a nigga. The nigga was trying to open the window. Like, get through.

SPEAKER_06

The bitch nigga?

SPEAKER_05

The the bitch's nigga, yeah. Tried to open the window. He cracked it a little bit where he was like, Oh, bitch, you fucking this nigga, I'm finna headshot both of y'all.

SPEAKER_06

See, that's different. Now you tripping, nigga.

SPEAKER_05

My cousin, my cousin said he had his shit already on him, like while he was fucking the bitch, or whatever and shit. So he said the the the girl mama was begging, like, please don't shoot him, please don't shoot him, type shit. And he was like, I'm not gonna shoot him, but if this nigga be on some shit, I'm I'm blowing this nigga back, or whatever and shit. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06

And like First of all, pause. This nigga just this nigga cracking his bitch, bro. Trying to jump in the window. You talking about pause.

SPEAKER_02

It's giving it giving you.

SPEAKER_01

You said three songs.

SPEAKER_05

But long story short, yeah, like, but the nigga wasn't on that like for real. So my cousin said he just had it. He walked out the crib with his shit out, pause, or whatever, and shit, and he skated or whatever. But he said the nigga definitely threatened him. He said he I could have popped him right there.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, he still would have gone to jail, though.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah. I would have shot a shot.

SPEAKER_01

If you looked at it like that, like if I would have just shot him. You can say whatever you want, freedom of speech, type shit. But you can't threaten the officer.

SPEAKER_06

You can't threaten no officer, you can threaten a civilian.

SPEAKER_07

You can threaten a civilian? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm saying if I tell you, I'm gonna keep it a hundred. If I tell you I'm finna shoot you. You gotta you gotta present that fucking firearm. I'm gonna keep it 100. I'm gonna go say I feel I fear for my life. Like he says you not and I believe that he had a gun. We not that state. We not a state.

SPEAKER_03

We not self-defense law don't count here. We we got a castle doctrine.

SPEAKER_05

We got a castle doctrine. We don't have no scandal ground, nothing.

SPEAKER_08

No, but we gotta have we have a castle doctrine here. So if a motherfucker comes in your crib, yeah, you are you got all rights to shoot him, but not in the back.

SPEAKER_06

So if you shoot a motherfucker in the back, you're going to jail. See, Louisiana, we got self-defense.

SPEAKER_05

That should change. I feel like that should change. Because that means you robbing me and you running away and I pop.

SPEAKER_08

You still shot a nigga in the back. That means you're gonna be. But they was no, they was no longer considered a threat. You should have your house. That's the issue. They're no longer considered a threat. Now, I'm not saying you should do this, but you catch him before he ran out of the door. That's your way of saying do grab that nigga, shoot him in the front.

SPEAKER_07

Before he turned around.

SPEAKER_06

And say he was running. Just don't shoot him close. If you shoot him close, they're like, You lying. You know what I mean? Get come, get some distance between you two.

SPEAKER_07

About a good five feet would do.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Ten. Smack him with the pistol. Ten. Get your ass nigga, you thought you was finna go?

SPEAKER_03

Ten feet not that far.

SPEAKER_07

Then you back up. Think about it.

SPEAKER_01

You we had to be six feet for COVID.

SPEAKER_08

Now right here. Six feet not that far. Now right here, the distance between this, I feel like the distance between me and you, we validate if I shoot your ass.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. But that's not six feet.

SPEAKER_08

It don't have to be six. There's not a standard for me.

SPEAKER_01

No, I did I was just talking. You said when I said ten.

SPEAKER_03

No, I said ten. Ten feet?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I was just talking though when I said 10. This ain't 10 feet. I said I was just talking when I said 10 feet.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, it's about six. Six, seven.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god. Y'all too old to be 10.

SPEAKER_01

69. Look at that.

SPEAKER_08

I wouldn't mind going for some 69 when I get upstairs.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_08

69.

SPEAKER_03

It's always that one nigga. Get the fuck off me. 69? Stop grabbing. Come here.

unknown

Ah! Ah!

SPEAKER_07

I got a homeboy that befriend with our stud friend. That's me right here. Yeah, y'all remind me.

SPEAKER_05

Like, she probably. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_07

No offense, father.

SPEAKER_05

You got that soft ass.

SPEAKER_07

Great good ass pussy.

SPEAKER_09

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

I did not. I did not know he was going there.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god, bro. But you ain't never know. And you said you never penetrate. You never been penetrated.

SPEAKER_08

I ain't gonna lie, that shit probably is fire, bro. But you'll never know. I don't wanna know. That motherfucker tight.

SPEAKER_01

And shit. Like studs who never really fucked, like big.

SPEAKER_03

You can think about studs that like niggas that wanna be fucked by niggas. I'm not bro, bro.

SPEAKER_06

Two minutes you bussin'. Bro. Who made it? This shit is your shit tight. It's gonna be wet. I'm just gonna have to spin it. I don't know about that. Your shit gonna be tight. This shit don't got no diseases. Her shit probably trash. She probably got some good pussy. That's probably why she's still. She got some good pussy, bro. I can tell. She looks like she has some pussy.

SPEAKER_07

Pause. Alright, it's hitting. Pause. Let's take the over and under. Who gonna try it out?

SPEAKER_03

I'll take over. I'm not offended by nothing y'all motherfuckers say because I know what I want and I know what I like. Niggas can't say shit to me to make me feel uncomfortable or we not trying to make you feel uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_08

We try to let you say this.

SPEAKER_07

No, no, you know, we're trying to let you know that you got some good pussy. I know. Okay, I got a question. Alright, so like on a drunk night, you with your homeboy and you horny as fuck. Y'all not doing it. A nigga.

SPEAKER_09

I like this nigga.

SPEAKER_03

No. A nigga don't turn me on. Okay, for sure. Like, I can't look at no nigga in this room and say, damn, you fine as a bitch. I might. No. A nigga face don't turn me on at all.

SPEAKER_07

Not even on my birthday. You too masculine. Not on my birthday. I used to put on my birthday. Damn.

SPEAKER_03

You was handsome. Yeah. I'm not even gonna set a nigga not in the handsome.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, I'm gonna dug.

SPEAKER_03

As far as like making my pussy wet, no. You too masculine.

SPEAKER_07

Never in your life Yoshi got whipped for a nigga.

SPEAKER_03

Never.

SPEAKER_07

Never. Never. Ever. Ever. Ever, ever. Ever, ever. Okay. You have to have like somebody. I can get her pussy wet. No.

SPEAKER_03

I was only male said.

SPEAKER_06

I get her pussy wet, bro. Oh god.

SPEAKER_03

I said hands, not a pussy.

SPEAKER_08

I get that pussy wet. Don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_03

I was in a relationship with that. That shit'll be nasty. Shut up. Boy. Shut up. I was in a relationship with a nigga that was gay. What? I was in a relationship with a nigga.

SPEAKER_07

It's like a lavender shit, right? That lavender.

SPEAKER_03

No, it wasn't like I was in a relationship with a game. Let me ask you. I'm finna stop. Let me ask him. Let me tell him. I was in a relationship with a nigga that was gay because I wasn't, like I just said on the last pod, I wasn't. I never said like, oh, I never dated a nigga. I never talked to no nigga. I knew what I liked it, but I wasn't sure. That's why I say all bitches are gay and niggas, all niggas have wonder. That's why I said that.

SPEAKER_07

Go ahead. We disagreed.

SPEAKER_03

Go ahead. No. We disagree. We're not talking about that. I'm just telling you.

SPEAKER_07

You ever want a dick?

unknown

No, okay.

SPEAKER_03

I never said that.

SPEAKER_00

You want a dick before we could.

SPEAKER_03

I said I never said wonder. You ever want a dick? I always wanted fucking pussy. I said wondered.

SPEAKER_08

I never wondered about dick either.

SPEAKER_05

Wonder is the same as I feel like wanting. Like it's like damn. No. Go ahead. What you was finna ask? I wonder, like what?

SPEAKER_06

First of all, what I was gonna ask is why the fuck we keep going here then?

SPEAKER_08

You always know it. I did not take it there today. I didn't take it there today. You just said I'll make your pussy with our name. That's because they started that shit.

SPEAKER_01

Well, say you take it wrong.

SPEAKER_08

Huh?

SPEAKER_01

You responsible for your own. I am responsible.

SPEAKER_08

Listen, I never denied it. I grabbed her up and let her know that she got good pussy.

SPEAKER_01

How do you know she got good pussy?

SPEAKER_08

She just looked like she has a good pussy, man. I'm not gonna lie. Oh my god, dude. I kind of want to grab it right now, but I'm gonna I'm gonna respect her right now. Grab what?

SPEAKER_03

Okay, I got a question. No, you over there on your fucking phone. You be cutoning this shit. You can't do it.

SPEAKER_07

I got a question for Bam and Tom.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. And I'll answer if y'all want me to. How would you feel if a bitch went gay and you were the last nigga that she fucked with?

SPEAKER_06

I wouldn't care. Ooh, I care a little bit. I care a little bit. I'm definitely caring. I'm like, damn, damn. Did I make this bitch gay?

SPEAKER_08

Was my shit that trash?

SPEAKER_07

Yes.

SPEAKER_08

Like, bro. Yes. That wouldn't bother you?

SPEAKER_07

Yes. That wouldn't bother me.

SPEAKER_08

I forgot this nigga confidence at uh a thousand percent. It's the truth. I mean, this nigga confidence.

SPEAKER_03

Let me tell you this. If you make a bitch go gay, she's gonna turn into a stud and fuck your bitch.

SPEAKER_06

God damn. Nigga. That wouldn't fuck with you? No. You crazy in the bitch.

SPEAKER_07

I'm gonna get a threesome.

SPEAKER_06

Nigga. No.

SPEAKER_07

Did you not hear what I said?

SPEAKER_06

I be like, hold on. I made a lot, cause every bitch.

SPEAKER_08

I made this bitch gay and she took my bitch.

SPEAKER_03

Milwaukee be having dick dick dikes.

SPEAKER_07

That's what we're I'm not gonna lie, cuz I don't. I never fucked a bitch that could be a stud. That's really what dice that take dick. Yeah. Like fake dick and touches. No. A lot of studs.

SPEAKER_06

Sneak dicking. Sneak dicking.

SPEAKER_07

Sneak dicking is really dick dike.

SPEAKER_06

Why is this hard to comprehend?

SPEAKER_00

I want to make sure I'm understanding before I say something.

SPEAKER_03

A dick dike is a stud that takes dick.

SPEAKER_05

Nigga dick. I never heard the term dick dike.

SPEAKER_07

I never heard it either, but it was it was easy to comprehend, though. It's basically a stud that's still straight, basically.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. That take dick.

SPEAKER_07

That don't make sense, though. She likes girls, but she also get fucked. That doesn't make sense. Yeah, you drink it. It's a dick dike.

SPEAKER_01

It don't.

SPEAKER_07

A girlfriend I said that in the last a masculine female dick.

SPEAKER_08

I said that in the last podcast that this community is fucking delusional.

SPEAKER_05

So you gay, but you still take dick.

SPEAKER_03

You're not really gay though.

SPEAKER_07

You're sneaking it.

SPEAKER_03

Sneak dicking.

SPEAKER_01

So if you're not really gay, what's the point of acting like you're that's why I'm not understanding? Like what's the I'm not finna explain it.

SPEAKER_03

I'm not finna be I'm not finna explain it. Listen to what the fuck I said. A stud that takes dick from you and fucking. A stud is gay. So why are you taking dick? I'm confused. I'm not gonna lie to me.

SPEAKER_07

Sneak dick it, nigga. Is that better? They sneak getting fucked by niggas, but they to the other people, they like coochie. But in the They in a closet straight. They're in a closet straight.

SPEAKER_05

So basically it's like Mariah acting gay when she's around you, but she behind closed doors taking niggas.

SPEAKER_08

No. Basically, yes, yes, no, no.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, no. Well, Mariah is not. It's she, me, fucking niggas. And fucking you at the same time. That's a dick dike.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, basically. They in a closet. You would be bisexual.

SPEAKER_05

You would be bisexual, right? Listen, bro.

SPEAKER_07

I ain't listen. Listen.

SPEAKER_05

I'm not finna. Technically, you would be bisexual.

SPEAKER_07

For the listeners.

SPEAKER_09

I don't fucking know. So still like y'all acting like I suppose to know.

SPEAKER_07

Brother, for the listeners, nigga, it's all it is is a stud that sneaking dick. That's it.

SPEAKER_03

That's it.

SPEAKER_07

There's nothing more.

SPEAKER_03

It's just another term for it. It's what the gay community is.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, I get it. But if you're sneaking dick, you're not gay. Okay, well, you're bisexual.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, they buy, they buy.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_07

They buy.

SPEAKER_08

It's still not hard to comprehend.

SPEAKER_03

And that make that make you weird as a bitch, too, because you fucking the stud a bitch that looks like a nigga.

SPEAKER_08

Basically, look at that. So if like you still got a pussy. So one of us will look down on if we're gonna do it. When you take them clothes off, ain't no dick down there. It's pussy.

SPEAKER_03

When you look at that face, it looks like a nigga. If they got a lineup, if they got a lineup dick, I'm saying.

SPEAKER_07

So, okay. Oh would you fuck the brat? I fuck the shit out of the brat. Would you fuck the brat?

SPEAKER_03

The brat is not a stud.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, she is. She's the thickest.

SPEAKER_03

She's not a stud.

SPEAKER_07

No, she didn't. The brat. She's got bubbles and shit. I don't know what that is. Bubbles?

SPEAKER_06

Like the brats. What is bubbles?

SPEAKER_07

Like brats, bubbles? Like, yeah, she wears barrettes and bubbles. She's not a chest.

SPEAKER_05

Regular t-shirts.

SPEAKER_03

The brat is a stem. If anything, she's not kids. She's not a stud. She's not a big baby. Yeah, she didn't have a she had.

SPEAKER_05

She had a baby.

SPEAKER_03

She's not a stud. What y'all think about?

SPEAKER_08

The brat is fine and she's strapped.

SPEAKER_07

Nigga. The brat can get.

SPEAKER_08

Would you fuck the brat? You don't know who the brat is?

SPEAKER_07

I know that the brat is. I know who the brat is. How you don't know? Goo. She in your time. How old are you? 25.

SPEAKER_00

Damn, that's right. There's still motherfuckers not knowing she Lisa Ray's sister.

SPEAKER_05

Like, who was that? The brat, and you don't know who Lisa Ray is? No, no. Listen. Oh my God. Yeah, you was a young nigga.

SPEAKER_07

I know the brat. The brat finally. Probably back in the day. She she kind of chopped, huh? You ever watch Players Club? Yes. Yes, I do know. Lisa Ray is officially. Yeah, okay, I know who that is. God, nigga. What? I know who Lisa Ray is for sure. I know who she's talking about.

SPEAKER_08

Temperatures rising. Nigga, every time I hear that song, I think of that movie.

SPEAKER_07

He said, if you looking for the bitches with the bullet home. Lisa Ray bad too. Yeah, Lisa Ray in her prime. So is she a stud? Oh, I ain't gonna lie, she she looked older now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now she's gonna be. No, she's not a stud. She's a stud. Who?

SPEAKER_06

Lisa Ray? She weak now?

SPEAKER_07

I ain't seen her. I ain't seen her. I just seen the video of her on TikTok. She looks good still. I haven't I ain't seen her yet. Lately. The Brad is not considered a stud.

SPEAKER_06

The Brad is fine.

SPEAKER_07

You picked the ugliest picture. She's pregnant. Let me see. She's pregnant, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

You did pick the ugliest picture. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_07

The pregnant picture of her with the bullshirt. Oh. You know, she the Chicago Bulls jersey. And then she got La Chubby in the face.

SPEAKER_08

Well, she's pregnant, nigga.

SPEAKER_07

She's pregnant. I don't see that. I'm trying. Alright, so like it's a little debate about who looked better back in like the 2000s. Oh no, that was her. Yeah, that that picture was her. Young. She was young. Brat used to switch it up. Yeah, that's why I say she's gonna be. And then she turned gay. But she's still bad like that, nigga.

SPEAKER_08

You are crazy in a bitch.

SPEAKER_05

She bit fucking bad. But but the brat more dressed, she dressed more her whole career like a nigga than a female, though.

SPEAKER_03

She bit now. The younger, the brat was a bad bitch. This hurt on the red carpet. She was a bitch.

SPEAKER_07

She was a stem. God, I fuck her, nigga.

SPEAKER_03

She was a stem, bro.

SPEAKER_07

I ain't gonna lie. It was a debate. Like it's still a debate now, but back in the 2000s, it was like, who better, Lauren London or like making good? Me, honestly, I feel like making good always got it. Oh Lauren London.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna have to give it to Megan. My nigga, you fucked up, nigga. Get the mic on the table.

SPEAKER_03

Why you picking the bitch up anyway?

SPEAKER_07

He had to hold the mic. He wanna hold the mic on the face.

SPEAKER_03

He wanna hold the dick to his face.

SPEAKER_08

I know how you niggas are.

SPEAKER_06

Look how you put the dick on his chest.

SPEAKER_01

Look how you put the dick on his chest. Check that bitch out on your belly. It's not on.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, it is on. We can hear you. No, I'm going Lauren London. Lauren London? Over Megan Good? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

They both bad.

SPEAKER_07

Lore in London, for sure.

SPEAKER_05

Lower and London.

SPEAKER_00

I don't even disclaimer. I don't like light-skinned bitches.

SPEAKER_05

Lauren better than Megan Good.

SPEAKER_06

Megan Good.

SPEAKER_07

You said Megan Good?

SPEAKER_03

I said Lauren London.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. This nigga drunk. Yeah, he's like. Lauren London and Megan Good. Lauren London. God tripping. Megan Good always had it. It's too late. No, it's Megan Good fine as a Lauren London. Lauren London got it. And she looked good. That one knows crazy. I swear to God, when we first, this nigga drunk. When we first asked the question, he's like, yeah, I'm going Lauren London. Hell no. I always pick. Let me show y'all a picture. Hold on. Rewind it. Me, honestly, I feel like Megan Good always got it. I'm finna show y'all. He said what? He picked Megan Good.

SPEAKER_03

He be eating that whole ass in his sleep, huh?

SPEAKER_05

What? Megan Good to me. Megan Good.

SPEAKER_03

You said you be eating her ass in your sleep.

SPEAKER_00

What you said then? I've seen bitches on the street that's prettier than make than Megan Good.

SPEAKER_07

Man, what? Show us the pictures. Always been delivered.

SPEAKER_03

You and her together. This is always my wife. Let me see. Always you and her together, huh?

SPEAKER_07

Always. Let me see. Nigga, we went to the red party. I'm gonna tell you that Grammy's together. Fuck out the bitch, huh? This is my wife. This nigga crazy in the bitch. You think making good look better than Tarogi?

SPEAKER_09

That's what he said.

SPEAKER_07

I ain't gonna lie though. Taraji is fine even if she's fine. But nah, she don't look better than Megan, though.

SPEAKER_05

But Megan, I'm gonna pick Taraji over Megan.

SPEAKER_07

Nah, not me.

SPEAKER_05

Nah, I'm not gonna lie. Sonal Lightning? Nope.

SPEAKER_07

Damn. Megan. For real? Yep.

SPEAKER_05

You picking Megan over you picking Megan over Sonal Light?

SPEAKER_07

I don't know who that is.

SPEAKER_05

Sonal Lightning, a bitch from Love and Basketball. Yes.

SPEAKER_07

Why did I she was in uh the family that parties? She's not. I know Love and Basketball. But you talk the main character? Over who? Megan Good? Nah. I'm picking Megan Good. I can honestly say, like, y'all watch Regina Hall. That's what I was gonna say. Y'all ever watched Jerry movie, right? Megan. Megan Good and Regina Hall back in the day, like 2000s, 1990s, or whatever. I'm still picking Megan. Megan Good look good, but Regina Hall. I'm still bad.

SPEAKER_08

Hey, Regina's bad.

SPEAKER_05

Regina Hall bad. But I'm still taking Megan. People don't ever ever consider her, but she's bad.

SPEAKER_07

She's bad and I love her work. What about Gabrielle? No, I ain't gonna lie, Megan Good because I didn't go. She looked good, but making good. Megan Good always looks yard trip. And I ain't gonna lie. I don't know how she would. Hold on.

SPEAKER_08

Are we taking just looks? Because Gabrielle Union, her personality throws me. I'm talking about looks.

SPEAKER_07

I'm talking about looks-wise. Megan Good, she's like she seemed nice as hell. Oh, oh, looks-wise, Gabriel.

SPEAKER_05

Gabrielle Union looked the same like she did in Bring It On. That was hop 20 plus years ago.

SPEAKER_07

I don't know. That's I don't know that movie or the show, whatever. I don't know that. But you don't know the Bring It On movie?

SPEAKER_05

No, I don't know that. When they were cheerleaders? Red and White? It was a red and white team, and it was a green and yellow team. Well, it's Grabier Reunion on a red and white? No, she was on a green and yellow team. I'm thinking of this.

SPEAKER_08

When do you know when it's time to stop cheating?

SPEAKER_05

It's never a time to stop cheating. Bitch, you not making me happy, I'm gonna go find somebody that does.

SPEAKER_07

So do you cheat just in case or you cheat? You cheat just because I'ma cheat just in case, nigga. Oh my god. Bitch, I got you before you got me. So that means, so that means like if she was to cheat, and you be like, she be like, all right, I'm sorry that I cheated on every. And then you be like, I forgive you.

SPEAKER_01

Bitches, 6-0. Fuck is you talking about? I've been up. Fuck is you talking about? I been up.

SPEAKER_08

I'm already up, four, bitch. You gotta get up there.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you mad because I gave this niggas a pussy. Bitch, I done gave six niggas this dick. We good.

SPEAKER_09

What the fuck? Let me have this nigga that's gonna be.

SPEAKER_08

I'm definitely leaving that in. Let's stand on the pot.

SPEAKER_05

Hey y'all, this this Willie and this motherfucker, I'm signing off. I'm leaving the park right now. I'm taking my hair apart.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, the major name is. It's really the liquor. But they know what the fuck I mean.

SPEAKER_08

Let me just tell you the liquor speak the truth.

SPEAKER_07

He said a lot of brown shit.

SPEAKER_08

Hey, oh good came back for that shit. I swear to God, if you want to see after you said that, if you want to see, if you want to see how Heaven looked back at you, she like what the fuck?

SPEAKER_05

Heaven, you looked at me.

SPEAKER_09

I fuck this nigga.

SPEAKER_05

You said it loud and prominent.

SPEAKER_07

I swear to God you didn't, bro.

SPEAKER_05

What the fuck? Y'all know I didn't mean that shit. On my old daughter. Y'all know I didn't mean that shit. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

It was the liquor. I was thinking too fast. I was thinking faster without how I was talking. You okay?

SPEAKER_03

Let me tell you this from an alcoholic. I drink every day, all day every day. When I'm drunk, I speak the truth. I fuck.

SPEAKER_05

I swear to God, I'll shoot you, bitch.

SPEAKER_08

You better kill me. You better kill me. What the fuck are you talking about? You got to. Hey, I ain't gonna lie. Everybody said whoa at the same time, nigga. And it's always the nigga that wanna kill a bitch.

SPEAKER_05

That's a real nigga. And I don't give no fuck. I don't got shit to hot about that shit. Bitch, I love bitches. It's gonna motherfucking make our views go up. It's like, whoa, this nigga said that. Yes, I did. It was the it was the liquor slip. But we know we live in our feelings, man. Right, no. Oh, you don't talk.

SPEAKER_01

If I was if I was nah, because I was embarrassed that I said it all without the fuck what I said. You will.

SPEAKER_00

You know what I mean? But y'all can keep that in there. I'm not no hater. That's gonna make it go up. You know what I mean? So you feel me?

SPEAKER_06

Okay. The fucking pod. But that shit's not going nowhere.

SPEAKER_03

Bam.

SPEAKER_06

That nigga slipped the fuck up.

SPEAKER_03

Bam.

SPEAKER_08

I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna never ever say that shit.

SPEAKER_07

Bam ass that shit.

SPEAKER_08

Bam, you saying that shit, my nigga? Huh? You say that shit?

SPEAKER_07

Hell no. I'm not gonna lie, the liquor ain't gonna have me like that. Listen, I ain't gonna lie. I wouldn't even say no shit like that. It's the topic. I can't drink. This drink. No, just drink.

SPEAKER_03

We're not that we're not we not questioning your sensority, but you said it.

SPEAKER_07

You said that. I know I said it.

SPEAKER_05

I'm right here. The fuck is you talking about?

SPEAKER_08

That was that drink that I gave him.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_07

You fucking with you fucking with Tom, you need to leave that nigga alone.

SPEAKER_08

First of all, nah, fuck all that. Hold on. No, no, no, no. No, no, you shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_07

Evador's. Listen, you fucking with Tom. Ain't shit to be played with.

SPEAKER_03

You fucking with Tom. You need to leave that drink alone.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, wait, wait, wait. I got something to say. Hey, hey, Tom. I want to rematch with your son, Lamar. Yeah, I want to rematch with him. I want to go against all the hornets. I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_03

Oh.

SPEAKER_07

I thought you were talking about that. I want to get to you. And you know, you pour your shit. You like overflow that shit. Like, I ain't gonna.

SPEAKER_03

If you can't hang with me, you can't hang with Tom. I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_07

Bro. If you can't hang with me, we gotta drink this shit. I drink clear shit. You drink that dark shit.

SPEAKER_03

I drink anything. Am I lying?

SPEAKER_07

Alright, so we can go ahead. After I get my rematch for Lamar, then it's you. You gotta beat Lamar first. Do TJ drink? I don't know if TJ drink. I ain't gonna lie. Nah. TJ drinks. You gotta beat up Lamar first. Alright. So then it's straight to you. I know Sheena don't drink, so you can't you probably can't out drink Sheena.

SPEAKER_03

No boy.

SPEAKER_07

I promise you I can't. You dinner, can't you? I promise you. I was literally right here. I was right there where you sitting at and Sheena tapped out. Because Sheena probably had work. She ain't had work. This is when she was fresh on first show. Hey, first of all, I don't play like them. We're gonna line up 10 shots. Back to back, or if we just take it back. Line up 10 shots.

SPEAKER_03

Thank you. Thank you. That's how I do it. That's what we're doing.

SPEAKER_07

That's what I would do. Alright, so I'm gonna. So when you go, when you come to grand finale, be ready. You gotta final boss. Final boss. I promise you. You gotta five. I'm gonna drink five back to date. I ain't gonna lie. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say, like, all right, I can beat him like that. Give me three months. Give me three months.

SPEAKER_03

You gotta, yeah, you gotta do it.

SPEAKER_07

Give me three months. Give me three months. Line up. You got ten. You gotta five line up. Especially after this. Especially after this. After this trip, I want Lamar and I want him to drink with me, and then it's you.

SPEAKER_06

I mean then it's Angel, then it's you. If you get two three or four, and you like I'm mad to baby.

SPEAKER_07

You're dead. Probably after seven, I'm gonna be like, it's kind of spicy over there. And nigga, they gotta be upside down and no liquor on the fucking table. Just tell Lamar, just tell Lamar, I wanna drink it up, then it's you. Listen, I need my remake.

SPEAKER_03

Let me say this. I'll pour this whole cup full of liquor and we get the same cup, just like this. I'm gonna dye my whole shit and I'm gonna be up before you even finish your. And then once I drink again, you gotta catch up. That's what you're not failing to realize. You gotta. If Tom got 10 shots of that cup that's in front of you, ten of them bitches. This? Yes. He's gonna drink 10 of them before you even drink ten shots.

SPEAKER_07

That's not a fucking shot.

SPEAKER_03

That's what I'm telling you. You gotta catch it.

SPEAKER_07

That's a triple shot.

SPEAKER_03

You gotta catch up.

SPEAKER_07

You gotta catch up. You need help then.

SPEAKER_03

You gotta catch up. And I'm he five times worse than me.

SPEAKER_07

Can we get back on the topic? I'm just saying. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I just wanted to say that. I just wanna bring it back to the city.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, we're gonna start with we'll fucking.

SPEAKER_07

No, we ain't going there. We ain't going there.

SPEAKER_06

That shit dead is our is gone all.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, I'm sorry. It's over with.

SPEAKER_06

It's over with.

SPEAKER_08

When do you know when it's time to stop cheating?

unknown

I can't.

SPEAKER_07

Six. That's too many. That's too many. That's too many dicks. You taking six dicks?

SPEAKER_03

No, heels. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is.

SPEAKER_06

That was good.

SPEAKER_07

What I'm saying is, when you know to stop cheating, when do I know to stop cheating? I don't cheat. Studs don't cheat. When did you stop cheating?

SPEAKER_03

I never cheated. I get back.

SPEAKER_07

Can you pass the mic over?

SPEAKER_03

I play get back.

SPEAKER_07

Just pass the mic over.

SPEAKER_03

I play get back. Take it from there.

SPEAKER_07

We have another rear coring guest here. Mariah. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes. By a stud? Mm-hmm. Okay, can you pass that mic back? Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_09

Let me ask the question. You ask one like I want to.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. And my stud that cheated on you. Yes. Let me ask the question. Because I'm messy tonight.

SPEAKER_07

Actually again.

SPEAKER_03

I don't give a fuck. I cheated on you with who?

SPEAKER_07

Don't say it.

SPEAKER_10

Say the name.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, say the name. Don't say the shame.

SPEAKER_08

Say the name. Brown skin, dark skin. Say the name.

SPEAKER_03

Say the name. I cheated on you with who?

SPEAKER_05

Don't say the name. Say the name. Say the initial name. Say the name.

SPEAKER_08

Don't say the same.

SPEAKER_07

Say the name.

SPEAKER_03

Say the first initial. Don't say the name.

SPEAKER_07

Don't say the name. Say the name. Say that first initial. Nigga, she cheated.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, no, okay, you're right.

SPEAKER_08

No, fuck that. Say the name.

SPEAKER_03

Let me ask the question.

SPEAKER_08

No, no, no. You asked your question. Okay. You asked your question. I want to know the fuck her name is. Who she cheated on you with?

SPEAKER_07

Y'all know. No, I wanna hear it. I don't. I do.

SPEAKER_10

Tell them the name.

SPEAKER_07

She so clawed.

SPEAKER_10

No, ain't no so clawed just a name. She's she say I tell you the name.

SPEAKER_07

Put your hand. Say the name. Say the name. You talking too much. T. Finishing what I was saying. I don't want to hear that. Somebody said that nigga. Who said that?

SPEAKER_09

Will. Will say, I fuck six niggas. I fuck six niggas. I didn't say that. Yes, you did. I fuck six niggas. So you're gonna figure it out. Look, Shayna. And now you talk about a nigga getting fucked dick. I fuck six nigga. Okay. I fuck six Shayla.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, whatever you drink it, don't drink it no more. Don't drink it no more. Take that away from him.

SPEAKER_08

Hey, Tom can't get his nigga no drinks no more.

SPEAKER_03

Fuck no. Don't let I told you stop letting Tom make your drink. And you still ain't drink that, but drink it the rest of the day.

SPEAKER_07

Then he's getting high. He crossfaded. He's talking some shit. Yeah, he triple. Oh no, this your last one fool.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, let me answer the question because we didn't fucking slipped up again and too many times. I think when it's time to what was the question?

SPEAKER_07

How many niggas you f Oh no? No, when it's when it's a bad man. No, your question. That's still a good thing. Your question was um, when do you think it's time to stop cheating? Or something like that. Okay.

SPEAKER_08

I think it's time to stop cheating when that girl actually fulfills majority, 90% of all your want. Because the other ten you can compromise on. But if she ain't providing that, then you know, don't get that shit. You know what I'm saying? Don't hang your business outside of here.

SPEAKER_03

I agree. What, bam? Ask it. Axe.

SPEAKER_07

Ask it. How many? Axe. Axe. How many was it? How many was?

SPEAKER_09

Six new guys!

SPEAKER_07

So so so nobody here like cheated. I've cheated. Honestly, honestly. My cheat was like uh it was like a slip of. I thought the girl was gay, but she posted me talking about she wants me, and then me and my girl broke up. Oh. But did you fuck that girl? No. No, I didn't. But she like we was always on the phone. She'll tell me like You lie. I fucking love you. You lie on everything I love. On everything I love.

SPEAKER_03

Look again. Nah, look over here, nigga.

SPEAKER_07

On everything I love. Like she'll literally tell me on the phone, like, if you if you if you fuck, if you fuck.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_07

Like she'll literally tell me on the phone, like, she literally fucked with this stud, this stud, this thud. I'm like, alright, yeah, we cool. Like we homeboy, homegirl.

SPEAKER_03

But she fucked a stud.

SPEAKER_07

No, like she fucked with a stud. Like, you know what I mean? A a stud fucked her, basically. I was just a homeboy.

SPEAKER_03

You was a homeboy to a film.

SPEAKER_07

Basically, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then like one day I fell asleep. I was on the phone with her at work. But then like I wake up to me getting posted on Facebook talking about I want him. Damn. And it was a It was a film? It was the girl, yes. She posted me talking about I want him. The post that she posted me to, we was having a conversation like who eat pussy better. Right. So she's telling me like how she doing. And I did the tongue movement. Tell me why.

SPEAKER_03

That's your problem.

SPEAKER_07

Tell me why. You cheated. Yes, tell me why. How is that cheating? Tell me why she re screen recorded me doing that. Posted that part on Facebook. Like I want him. And I want him. And my girl seen it. Yeah, I'll be broken. And you cheated. Yeah. I agree. That's not cheating. How I look, how I look from her eyes, that's cheating.

SPEAKER_03

But I can't answer.

SPEAKER_06

That's not cheating. That's out of pocket. Yes. It's not cheating though. But from her eyes, that was cheating. I mean, if y'all young, everything is cheating for y'all. If you like a bitch picture, you cheating.

SPEAKER_08

If you like five of the one bitch picture, you cheating on her.

SPEAKER_07

I feel like if you still hurting your ex picture, that's that's cheating. See what I mean? Y'all crazy. That's out of pocket, but not cheating. It's not something to break up over, but it's like, damn, like you the fuck y'all got going on? Like you still harding this nigga post after y'all been broken up for like a minute.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, I got a question for you, right? We had asked this question a previous podcast. How would you feel if your girl went to her ex funeral?

SPEAKER_03

You said cry.

SPEAKER_07

Cry crying at her extra. Yeah. I would generally ask her, like, I mean, yeah, the nigga dead, rest in peace, but like, why is you crying over your ex? Fuck her, rest in peace. Fuck her. How long? I'm like, why is you like, why are you crying over your ex? Like, I get you at the funeral, but why is you doing all that?

SPEAKER_03

How how long would how long would you accept your your girl or crying over her ex? A day. Or a day.

SPEAKER_07

Not a day. But I really I really don't want her crying over no ex nigga she had. But like, if it's something like they grew up since elementary to now, okay, a day. Would you let your girl keep Jewelry? No. Send them a value. No. Pictures. No. Pictures. No. You still got a picture of your ex-nigga in your phone? You might as well block me. Because the Lord knows I'm I'm going crazy.

SPEAKER_03

So you'll crash out. Yeah. No. No, I'm gonna say what you was gonna say.

SPEAKER_07

Look, look, that's the thing. The question I asked y'all earlier, I'm not the type to crash out. If I look You look like it. If I look, I probably look. People say I look like a white ant. I don't like a white ant. Yeah, you do. But like, if if if I see like my girl doing this with another nigga, I promise you I won't crash out. Yeah, I'll blow your phone up, but like I'll walk away. You don't think I'm not going to jail over no nigga or no? Yes. Yes. Yeah, but like our generation, y'all's generation is like different. Our crash out is like shooting a nigga. Shooting a nigga over like him texting our bitch or like a chance. So if a nigga, if a nigga.

SPEAKER_06

I ain't gonna lie, y'all generation be tripping though, but I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_07

Let me ask a question.

SPEAKER_03

If your bitch, y'all break up, okay?

SPEAKER_07

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06

And my girl said, who a bitch? See, first of all, she's taking shit too literal. She needs to say all that.

SPEAKER_03

My bad. Yo, your old lady, your old lady, if your old lady right there break up, right? I'll say a week, two. Cause you young. And that time she talking to another nigga. You talking to another bitch. Like niggas say, niggas don't really catch feelings like how bitches do. That's what niggas say. Y'all get back together. The nigga blowing up her phone. She cut the nigga off though. He blowing up her phone. Private. Text message off somebody else's phone, whatever, whatever. Constantly. And you seeing the shit, she not answering.

SPEAKER_07

You gonna crash out on that nigga? Does he know we together? Like me and the girl together? It don't matter. No, that got that matters. Yeah. If he knows we together, why are you still texting her if you know we together?

SPEAKER_03

Yes or no?

SPEAKER_07

If I'm crashing out?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Yes. If he know we together. That's damn near harassment. You have harassment my girl.

SPEAKER_08

But it don't it does matter if he don't know that we're together, right?

SPEAKER_06

I can't be mad. Exactly. You can answer the phone. Yeah. Hey, nigga, me and my bitch. You gotta chill out.

SPEAKER_07

Or the the type of nigga I am, you blowing up her phone, texting and all that. Nigga, I send you a picture. I send you a picture of me fucking her or like video of me fucking, like she moved on, my nigga. Like, or or I send me a picture of her laid up. What if what if a nigga tick for tat? Tick for tat. And he and he sent me a video of her.

SPEAKER_09

You crashing? I didn't crash. You wanna be petty? I got one too.

unknown

I didn't crash her.

SPEAKER_07

I didn't crash her and he's gonna be like, Okay, okay. Yeah, you fuck this nigga. That's why he's blowing you up, but yeah, I crash her. Yeah, what if she's nastier in his video? If she's nasty in his video, you wanna do that to me. You're going to jail. I'm going to jail. That nigga said pick a block, nigga. I would definitely, I would definitely sit down for some time. Okay, can I ask you? Hold on.

SPEAKER_08

What if like like he said, what if she's nasty or and you like, like I wanted you to do this, that, and the other, right? And you got you got in your feelings and sent the video to the nigga. And then that nigga sent you a video of her doing what you want her to do to you.

SPEAKER_07

She told you. And she told you no. All due respect, I'm smacking the shit out of her. Then, then I ain't gonna lie, I'm gonna tell the nigga, I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonna be cool with it. Like, damn, we fuck the same, but we like, eh, uh, you know how niggas get cool over that shit. We hooping, nigga, as soon as he turns around, nigga, I'm putting five in them. I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, question. Would you be more mad if your your girl, let me stop saying bitch, because that's my that's my little sis. You be more mad if your your girl cheat on you with a stud or a nigga.

SPEAKER_07

I be mad the nigga part, of course, but like a stud, that's still cheating because you take it. No, I said which one would you be more mad over? Or more mad over? Or nigga. That's real shit in a nigga can get you pregnant. We don't care about you, bitches.

SPEAKER_03

That's why No. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_07

He said, I don't care about you, bitches. You did say studs. I did say that. You're gonna have to go back to that. Yeah, yeah, you said that's real shit. Like, no humo, no humo. Like, this shit might sound okay. Like when a nigga dick get hard, you can feel the the warm and shit. Yeah, that's all you can feel.

SPEAKER_08

Pause my nigga. That's all you can feel. That's all you can feel is the warm.

SPEAKER_06

That's worse than what this nigga is. I can get a dick and pain. I can get a dick. No hummo. No humo know that.

SPEAKER_07

No humo when when I get hard, no humo. My shit warm and it's veiny. Now warm. Yeah. No, nigga, veiny too. Yes. My dick got vein. Okay, okay, yeah, warm, warm. But like a a female, uh a stud with a strap, nigga stupid. I'm fucking logo to you. We're not talking about that. Oh, I'm just saying in general. I'm just saying, like general, you fucking.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, hold on.

SPEAKER_03

Let me let my own. Stop, stop, stop. No, let me stop.

SPEAKER_08

Stop. I need y'all to stop. Why the fuck that is that your all your go-to all the time?

SPEAKER_03

No, I'm just trying to put it in your hand. That's all she got. That's all she got. All you got is warmness and feeling.

SPEAKER_08

We know it is going to the bathroom. We'll go into the bathroom. Pissy dick bitch. Pissy dick will.

SPEAKER_07

I can't understand. Listen, man, you can't hit these angles that I hit them at. Yeah, I can't. You don't know what she likes and what she does like. I do. No, you don't, cuz you don't. It grip a different type of way when you hit in that right spot. Especially if that was a little bit more than a little bit. She's gonna come faster with me than you.

SPEAKER_03

That's it. That's all you can do. You don't know that little dot nigga on my hand.

SPEAKER_07

I feel like people like, okay, I'm there. What's that?

SPEAKER_08

I'm trying to tear that bitch up. Oh god, what you feeling? Motherfucker, like, yeah, I'm there.

SPEAKER_07

That's all you got is feeling. Look, I can honestly tell you. Fuck you, that's all we got is feeling. Wait, this is the only thing, this is the only thing I could tell you. The only reason my youth lasts longer is. It's cause my dick don't get soft. No, my nigga, it's not even that. No, it's not that. Yes, sir. It's only because you don't know the feeling of busting, my nigga. You know?

SPEAKER_03

You gonna bust. Listen, a nigga could bust before a bitch. Right or wrong.

SPEAKER_07

That's sometimes not right. Yes or no? Sometimes right. Sometimes nothing. Yes or no.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, first of all, that's your youth. It's always right. I'm not gonna lie. A nigga will bust before a big.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, right. So you can't say, oh, I know, cause the feeling and then and this, that, and that. You could bust before a bitch, right? You're gonna get on soft when you bust.

SPEAKER_07

Nope. 90% of the time.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, it's barely it. No, you lying.

SPEAKER_07

That's what I try. We can go through the notes. Okay, pick a number. Pick a number. We're not gonna do that. Pick a number.

SPEAKER_03

What I'm telling you, you not finna be on hard. You not finna be on hard.

SPEAKER_07

And they gonna say this nigga don't give up.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, some real shit. I I never said you give up. I never said it.

SPEAKER_07

Two and a half hours. Remember that.

SPEAKER_03

You gonna fuck two and a half hours, and how many times you nut?

SPEAKER_08

Probably two.

SPEAKER_03

Right. Maybe two. But what I'm saying is, how many times that business?

SPEAKER_08

Is this is this post-pregame?

SPEAKER_07

Do you pre-game? Post-pregame.

SPEAKER_08

Nut before you fucking. No, I don't do that. Now if I know I fuck something.

SPEAKER_07

You two and a half. I ain't gonna lie, two and a half. I'm really flooded in here. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_08

I gotta play the long game. If I'm gonna go for a while, I gotta pre-game first.

SPEAKER_06

I can't pre if I don't pre-game, that first one going crazy.

SPEAKER_07

If I expected it to be a quickie, it's gonna be a quickie because it's my first go round. Now if I post pregame, I'm going for a good minute. Oh God, don't move. Or I'd be like, I'll be like I no, say what you gotta say. I'm I'm listening. It's like all right, if I post pregame, right? Honestly, I ain't saying I ain't going. Two and a half. I promise you, the longest I went.

SPEAKER_03

He taking breaks and all that. He opened it.

SPEAKER_07

The longest I went post-pregaming, I swear to God, it was a good 45 to 50 minutes. I swear to that.

SPEAKER_08

You ever had a bitch tell you like that?

SPEAKER_07

Without looking for a weed.

SPEAKER_08

Damn, you ain't none yet? I I can agree.

SPEAKER_07

That's like you not done? No, my nigga. Turn around. I agree.

SPEAKER_03

That's what I'm that's what I'm saying. But I'm saying this nigga talking about he going two and a half hours straight. I'm not going two hours straight.

SPEAKER_07

That shit gonna hurt. That shit gonna hurt when you nut. I swear to God. That shit's gonna hurt. Especially if you keep nothing after fucking like four rounds, that shit gonna hurt.

SPEAKER_03

That's early in the morning. Did you not read that, nigga? No, I read it, but I'm saying it look at the daylight. You ain't fucking two hours straight. You ain't fucking two and a half hours straight.

SPEAKER_07

No, I'm not doing that. I'm just young. Y'all are older than me. I'm not doing two hours. You see the point.

SPEAKER_03

Two and a half.

SPEAKER_07

The most I went was 50 hours, uh, 50 minutes. 50 minutes.

SPEAKER_03

Two and a half.

SPEAKER_07

Talking about the morning. That ain't got nothing to do with the morning time.

SPEAKER_03

Did you read it, nigga? I read the I read the captain. I read the captain, but then when the bitch did the video, she you wasn't hitting. Nigga, this is just a regular video. But I'm saying she sent that to you, right? Yes. How she looked. That's the bitch.

SPEAKER_07

How she looked.

SPEAKER_03

That's not the bitch, no. Oh, oh, oh, oh. That's what I was asking. That's what I was trying to see. That's what I was trying to see. Is that the bitch sending you the video of you after you fucked her?

SPEAKER_07

No.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_07

He just sent the video like, nigga, this is the problem. I be going to be.

SPEAKER_03

But that's not two and a half hours, though. Alright.

SPEAKER_07

Two and a half hours is crazy.

SPEAKER_03

A bitch sending me a video from TikTok that she made for 30 seconds.

SPEAKER_07

And I'm a young nigga. That two and a half hours is crazy. Like Viraga or something? For contest clues, nigga, this is all natural. For contest clues, the video said when you thought he was done, and he tells you to turn over.

SPEAKER_03

Right. Okay. But two and a half hours, I tell you to turn over, you're not doing that, bam.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, you're not.

SPEAKER_03

You're not, bro. You wanna find out? No.

SPEAKER_07

You know what I mean? But I'm not sure what you're doing. I put this motherfucker on you, goddammit. I'm telling you, I know you're not. I know you're not. An hour at the moment. You're a virgin. An hour at the moment. 50 minutes. An hour at the moment. I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_03

An hour at the moment.

SPEAKER_07

You're gonna see how whenever she uses strap on you, you're gonna see that you look like that.

SPEAKER_03

She's not gonna never use a strap on you. I don't like dick.

SPEAKER_07

Huh?

SPEAKER_03

I don't like dick, so that would never happen.

SPEAKER_07

You're a fucking you never experienced. What do you identify as like stud, dyke? Like what do you think?

SPEAKER_03

I don't I identify as long as y'all. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

What's angel fuck?

SPEAKER_03

Like straight? Mm-hmm. Nonstop? Probably an hour and a half.

SPEAKER_07

I got you, B. I got you. And you don't. I swear to God, I got you. I fucked for two vampire diaries episodes. Two vampire diary episodes, nigga. That's 45 minutes. That's at least two hours, nigga.

SPEAKER_03

Nonstop. Nonstop. No didn't solve no nigga.

SPEAKER_07

Nigga, when I tell you I'm from That post-pregame will happen like that. But two hours is crazy. I'm doing that then. I'm bleeding. Post-pre-grade. I'm believing not post-pre-grade game. I would be pre-game. I'm not gonna be a big thing. I gotta niggas. I'm not one of them niggas that gotta do. I don't know, bro. I don't I don't gotta take no breaks, cuz. If I'm minute on a minute. I ain't gonna lie, I'll take it like hold on, let me get it. And I ain't even gonna lie, cuz the break of water right quick.

SPEAKER_03

Me, like me who? I'll be the same way. I might have to be like my nigga.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

I be already hydrated. I got a question. Do y'all originally start it or do the females start it? Like that little scoot back, or do y'all just be like turn over? Y'all really want me to tell y'all. I I like it. But the females. I ain't gonna lie. The females really be like, well, I'll be starting. Male. They be scooting back and shit. So like, yeah, I they started. Females. Yeah, female. Females. Female. First base. I don't like this, bro. Female. How many? Body count. My body count? No, I wouldn't finna ask you. Don't ask me that now.

SPEAKER_03

What's your body count?

SPEAKER_07

It's under 10 for sure. Okay. I don't even remember what we was going through. No, we was talking about. When the longest you last, no homo, cu. The longest last. The longest you last. No pregame, no.

SPEAKER_05

Like no breaks, no nothing.

SPEAKER_07

No first nut. Nothing. Honestly.

SPEAKER_05

No homo. Like 45 minutes to an hour. Thank you.

SPEAKER_07

45? 45 to 50 minutes. Two hours is crazy.

SPEAKER_05

Two hours is crazy. Who lasted two hours? Bam. No nothing. You lying. Don't tell me. Thank you. No thing gang or nothing. Thank you. Two hours just fucking up. That bitch got me.

SPEAKER_07

That means her shit ass then. That bitch twisty weak as fuck. That means that shit is.

SPEAKER_05

I done had moments where I had to be like, I never want to leave.

SPEAKER_08

You never had a moment to where like I got it. I got it. I got it. I'ma keep it hunting. I'ma keep it honey.

SPEAKER_05

The only time I ever fucked a bitch straight non-stop where it was like really non-stop was like if I popped like a perk or something.

SPEAKER_07

Can I talk to y'all?

SPEAKER_05

Regularly.

SPEAKER_07

Without y'all cutting me off? 45 to a hour. Can I talk to y'all real quick without y'all cutting me off? Go ahead, go ahead. So first, I want y'all to stop putting y'all limitations on me. Just because y'all can't do this shit, don't put that on me. All right. Y'all, we all experience different things in life different ways, my nigga. When I get good pussy, I be like, I'm here to stay. It don't be like, damn, I'm finna nut quick. Yes, I'm finna get this. This I'm going nut quick. But I can go right back in. I don't know about you niggas. But I ain't go back in. Quick little.

SPEAKER_03

But you pull out, right?

SPEAKER_07

I nut. Nigga, it ain't like I'm finna.

SPEAKER_03

No, I'm saying that's what I'm gonna do.

SPEAKER_07

No, I nut. Swiss the condom back in. Dude, how about this? No homo. So are you fucking right? No hommo, right? No homo. You fucking right. And do you take it out and just be like, oh shit. Alright, hold on. If I nut, yeah, before you depend, then you put it back in. So I ain't gonna lie, I got one bitch that I hit raw. She on birth control. I I just leave that motherfucker in. Oh my gosh. We be having a good time. Any other bitch, I nut, switch the condom, right back on, back in. Depending on this, that shit good enough. If that shit weak, then I'm just like, I might need a break. If that shit weak, then I need a break. If that shit good, I don't need no break.

SPEAKER_06

If it's weak, but I try to go. When I nut, I try to go back in, but I she won't let me. It'd be that I'm store. I'm like, stop, stop, I'm done. I already got my two. I'm straight. She be pissing me off with that shit too. I got my two and turn around. I'll be mad in the motherfucker.

SPEAKER_07

I'm not gonna lie. Y'all know that that uh that baby boy scene when Tyrese was dancing and shit. After you got done hitting it, yeah, yeah. That's that BD that did. You got too much every time. It's not confidence, cut, nigga. This is history. I'm not believing it, cut. It's alright. You know what? One day I'm gonna let you know. I'm I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go whoop this bitch in the back, I mean, uh, in a room real quick, walk past the room. Call the girl and be like, how long did you like? We did that before. And niggas, they they was like, oh well, that landed on somebody special.

SPEAKER_06

I ain't say that. That's what you know I mean. She had a couple of bitches that sound pretty good. And then you had one, yeah, you know what I mean. Me? You had one that's somebody you didn't want you to talk to. Oh, well, pick one.

SPEAKER_07

His names. Yeah. Uh how many. She's just pick, brother. Yeah, we can't call her.

SPEAKER_09

We can't call her. She married.

SPEAKER_03

I'm not gonna say this. I don't feel like you don't have no holes, bam.

SPEAKER_07

But I know ain't gonna like Kinesian. Come on. Come on, call. Yeah. Be like, how long? No, I'm gonna be like, how long did we last it? I don't think I hit her for that long, though. I gave her a lot of you. I gave her some fire shit, but I don't think I hear her. That I hit for that long. That you hit over an hour and thirty minutes. Call a girl that you did two hours with, man. I can't talk to her no more.

SPEAKER_03

Over no, at least an hour.

SPEAKER_07

So you only did that once. See, I can't call nobody now. This guy.

SPEAKER_09

Pyro the bit. Close that bitch out like it. Close that bitch out like it.

SPEAKER_07

Oh bro, power off and there it goes. I see his app's back. Come on, call that. Call it. That bitch, I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_03

Call any bitch you want. Any bitch you want. That you fuck for an hour and a half.

SPEAKER_07

At least an hour. So you only fuck a few hours. An hour and a half. So they so they shouldn't lie. Oh no, we ain't last 10 minutes. No, they should be like, we last a good hour. Or at least 50 minutes. If they say 50 minutes, no, hold on, I'll give your props. That's right. An hour and a half. Who can I call? That's what I'm saying.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I only lasted 45 minutes.

SPEAKER_06

First of all, my nigga. So you won't do this like consistently. What? Because you say who can't I'm not. Okay.

SPEAKER_08

That's not that was that wasn't uh an hour. You said two hours.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, it'd be so. I'm not doing that two hours because then two hours is good bitches with good pussy. No, hour and a half. You crazy.

SPEAKER_03

You cut fast five minutes, but I ain't gonna lie. Hour and a half. I need an hour and a half.

SPEAKER_07

Hour and a half.

SPEAKER_03

That's it.

SPEAKER_07

I ain't going no hour and a half.

SPEAKER_03

No stop, no pregame, no nothing.

SPEAKER_07

If they at least say 50 minutes, listen, I ain't gonna lie. So I be fucking, but they don't be like actual hoes. So I don't think they'd be like, cool, we're saying, like, yeah, we fuck for we out the whim. No, but be like, I got let me see. Let me see. You call and be like, the last time you fucked, like, how long did we last? It don't so it probably it probably wasn't the last time. All right, cool. Let me let me see real quick. Let me see if she answered.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, just say the what's the moment?

SPEAKER_07

I don't think she's gonna answer on there.

SPEAKER_03

No, motherfucker answer.

SPEAKER_07

Y'all gotta let him talk. I'm gonna be quiet. I'm not even here. What's that drink? Sit the fuck up. You don't gotta work tomorrow. Say a call on my phone. Yeah, just call on your phone. Hey, can I get a drink? You already got drinking. You finna down that lemonade. Down it. I was gonna say you finna have a massive headache and a lot. I've been called one more. If they don't answer, then I said that we good, we good. I'm glad I ain't thirsty. Probably would have been pissed off. So that's the last one, right? He texted a bitch and told her don't answer. That's right. I'm finna call a bitch. I'm finna call a bitch. Let me see the phone. What you call him for? I'm finna call her. See how long we fuck. Your shit don't care. Why won't you just scoot the mic over? Just scoot the mic over. Let's see what she gotta say. That's it.

SPEAKER_10

She was trying to be stupid and called my phone.

SPEAKER_07

That's a dumb bitch.

SPEAKER_03

What's the longest we ever fucked? Honestly.

SPEAKER_10

I don't know. It's in two hours. Yes.

SPEAKER_07

This ain't this ain't super married. This ain't good. Sun came up when we actually fucked was like four hours. Y'all? Yeah. Four hours. Four hours? I can't fuck with two. But she can't fuck with four. My dick don't get soft. Right. Four hours is all she gotta have is cardio. She can't feel the nut. So all she gotta have is cardio. No, I feel like. Unless, unless y'all got the strap. It's inside your coochie. I don't think y'all know what some water and lemonade do for a dick. No, I know what water does for the dick. Water and lemonade. I know what water do for the coochie. Huh? You was raised here or you country. I was right here. That's some country shit. I ain't even gonna my green country. Oh, you drunk it? Yeah, yeah. That's some country shit. No, he he got this out. Will you Arizona? Where the fuck? My family from Arkansas. For the cruise? Whisper in my ear. What you said, bitch?

SPEAKER_09

Come to the room? No. He's talking about whisper in my ear. You said that, bitch.

SPEAKER_07

Forget me. No, I got you. I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_09

Right. You said it, bitch. I got you. I got you. You said fuck it.

SPEAKER_03

You say uh upside down part number. No.

SPEAKER_08

This is the last topic of the pot. Would you still protect your baby mama after y'all stop fucking with each other? As far as what? Anything. Like her nigga beating her ass. Or she calls you like, hey, this nigga just try to do I wouldn't protect my baby mama.

SPEAKER_05

I'll remove my kids from the situation, but I'm not gonna protect her.

SPEAKER_07

It depends on how severe it is. If it's in the moment, I daren't have to. If my son there. I ain't gonna lie, I didn't gotta do it regardless just because like that's the mother of my child. I don't want to. I don't like that bitch, but in the moment, I dinner got to. I'm not. I'm with Willie, I'm taking my kid. For sure. Like if you if you call me. I'm saying, like, say, if like this this nigga, she locked in a room. She calling, he ain't trying to let me out. Ooh, out the window, I'm trying to escape and I'm about to go get my kids. Hello. Hello. Alright, I'm on the podcast right now. These niggas are trying to tell me I have never fucked over an hour and thirty minutes.

SPEAKER_03

That's not the question.

SPEAKER_07

Don't nobody know your name. Don't nobody know who you are. I just need you to answer a question. Have I ever fucked over an hour and 30 minutes? Straight.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. Say straight. Have I ever fucked over an hour and 30 minutes straight?

SPEAKER_00

Hell yeah. Drunk as fuck. I told you.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, only talk sober dick. Only don't talk about sober dick. Y'all said y'all never talk about sober dick, okay.

SPEAKER_08

That does matter, nigga. Cause drunk dick, you can fuck a bitch like a motherfucker with drunk dick.

SPEAKER_07

It don't matter. No, if you sober, it does not matter. If you're sober, that's the nastiest you can do it. Is there anything else you can ask before I hand? Nah, my drunk dick is nasty than motherfuckers. What about sober? What's the longest we ever fuck sober? Being high count. Being high count. 45 minutes. 45 minutes. That's normal. That's that's normal. That's normal. That's normal. An hour? An hour? I done fucked for two hours straight. No, you no. Don't listen. Drunk dick, you ain't busting at all, nigga. Fuck what you fucking about. You going crazy, bro?

SPEAKER_08

45 minutes is cool for sober dick. You crazy in the bitch.

SPEAKER_03

Drunk dick. Yeah, like what?

SPEAKER_07

These studs be having me fucked up. Then when you piss, then when you piss, that motherfucker going all over the place.

SPEAKER_03

45 minutes sober is okay. 45 minutes sober is normal. Be for real. Drunk you, okay. Sober you, 45 minutes.

SPEAKER_06

That morning dick, you give that bitch the business with that morning dick. Oh god. Morning, what? Oh god. You just can't get up and go pee right right away. I'm not gonna do that. You gotta eat that shit.

SPEAKER_07

For me, it just it just be that scoop back. Stop doing that like that. I'm not gonna lie, couldn't it ain't never okay for a nigga to sit down and piss, but when you drunk, you damn near got to.

SPEAKER_06

You gotta hold that motherfucker in there.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, I gotta get you. This is this is a genuine question. I'm not gonna lie. Have y'all ever like y'all was drunk or whatever, or sober, and y'all fucked the bitch? You thought y'all was nothing, but y'all actually pissed. Like you pissed in her or pissed on her. I'm not gonna lie, I never did. A bitch sucked me so good, I danger pissed on her. I don't think I pissed her mouth. I swear to God, I think I didn't squirt it on the bitch. I bullshit you.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, you a squirt!

SPEAKER_00

You a creamer, you a scream.

SPEAKER_09

You a squider!

SPEAKER_07

I bullshit you not because bitch sucking me so I already nut and the bitch kept going, and I don't whatever came after that. I don't know what.

SPEAKER_08

Have you ever had a bitch come while she sucked with you? No. I did. I only had one. Nah, I never, no. She was nasty than a bitch. She was nasty. I had one. That's nasty. I had one. Willie, how many of you had?

SPEAKER_06

One or two, three, or four?

SPEAKER_05

I'll say like three.

SPEAKER_06

I only had one, nigga. That bitch, like, I just came, I'm straight. Fuck you mean you came, you straight.

SPEAKER_07

Nah. To answer your question though. That shit insane, nigga. To answer your question though, no, I probably said what he said, I'll probably just remove my kid. Cause if you getting beat on by the nigga you chose to be with, that's your fault. Exactly. I'm just removing my kid. He's gonna stay with me.

SPEAKER_03

That's what's wrong with you, soft ass niggas.

SPEAKER_07

What if they both in the room? Nah, fuck that. I'm not gonna honestly. And she like this nigga won't let us out the room, and he trying to get in that bitch to whoop their ass. And she calls you like we in the room.

SPEAKER_08

They ass?

SPEAKER_07

Her ass. Okay. He's trying to get in the room, whoop my ass. I got the kid in here. Who out the win? I'll be honest. You like, well, he's not gonna let your son out because I'm in here. Okay, I'll be honest. I'll be honest. If my kid there, I'm not gonna let him see his mama get beat on. I am. Just out of respect, like I don't want my kid growing up like, damn, my dad just let my mom get beat on. And I'm like, I protect you. I protect my kids. My kids can be a bit. That's who I'm protecting. Yeah, my kid can fuck your mama.

SPEAKER_08

I already told my kids, fuck your mama.

SPEAKER_07

Definitely, definitely, definitely. Now, if they in the living room, if they in the living room and he just swinging on her and my kid there, I'm telling cuz I'm gonna like get in the car. We finna go. And now if if the nigga still swinging on her while I'm coming, I'm like, no, home on. While I'm there, then I ain't gonna lie. You chose that nigga, you better put up a fight, you better beat his ass. Fuck you. Exactly. Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, it's fuck you. But like if they trapped in a closet and he's trying to beat on him.

SPEAKER_08

If he's trying to beat on my kid, that's shit different. That's different. I'm sure. That's different if you're trying to fuck with my kid. That's completely different. But my baby mama, that's your business.

SPEAKER_07

That's just definitely. I feel like you disrespecting me whooping my child mother's ass while he's there. Nah, I don't. I feel like that's disrespectful. It's disrespectful if you touch my child. That's when it's disrespectful. After that. My my semen. Huh? My semen. Not gonna lie, yeah. You touch my kid. Bitch you don't got no semen. The nigga that look like my comb. So I'm telling you, I sit behind in jail for my shit. My cumb. Fuck you talking about. You just gotta throw it back.

SPEAKER_10

You still like strong.

SPEAKER_07

You ain't drink the blue one. You want some blue one?

SPEAKER_10

No. It's even worse.

SPEAKER_07

You a lightweight or you a heavyweight?

SPEAKER_10

No, I'm not lightweight. This shit is just over.

SPEAKER_07

That shit is green as fuck. I ain't gonna lie. What is that? You don't even know. You don't even know.

SPEAKER_03

I can name both. Mine dark in the bells.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, when I use dark in the minds, you can't trust Tom when he posts shit. I'm not gonna lie. You pour, I swear, I never seen you drink your shots. You pour for them. My shit gone. He be drinking. The blue one? The blue shit? Wake your stupid ass up, bitch. My shit gone. I bet. I'm about to go to sleep too late.

SPEAKER_06

Well, you didn't answer the question, bro. You protecting your baby mama? No. Damn, that's no.

SPEAKER_05

I'm removing my kid, like I said. Bro, bitch, if you want to get beat up, why'd you go back to the house?

SPEAKER_07

Who said that's the nigga you chose?

SPEAKER_05

Hey, you better see on say like what if the nigga said some shit like, Hey little nigga, watch out, I'm beating your mama ass. Would you protect? I respect that.

SPEAKER_07

Wait, what? Yo mama getting beat? No. Yo mama ass? He said. No, mama.

SPEAKER_05

No, he's saying, what if the nigga like your kid like a little nigga on beating your mama ass?

SPEAKER_07

I respect that. Hold on, bro. Because he didn't touch my kid. That's cool. But say, like, if you was 10 years old and you got you know what's going on, and a nigga tell you, nigga, don't come in here on whooping your mama ass. You a 10-year-old, right? I'm going in here. And later, no, later on that day, your pops come, and I mean, and you tell me. I'm telling my daddy. He's whooping my mama. And your pops like, shit. That's her nigga. Well, are you thinking that's that 10-year-old boy? My daddy a bitch. Yeah, my dad, a bitch. Yes. That's what I'm thinking. It's not even that. No, you're telling that nigga, why did you try to get a child? First of all, I can't come around with that.

SPEAKER_08

I can't put myself in that situation. I did that. I can't picture my baddie doing anything. So it's hard for me to do that. But for me, as an adult with kids, it is what it is. He beat my baby mama ass. If that nigga say, watch out, little nigga, I'm finna whoop your mama ass.

SPEAKER_07

Go in the room. I'm finna beat the fuck out your mama. What'd it say? You know what time it is. Now if I pick my son up and time it is, little nigga. If if I pick my son up and he got a mark on his face, I promise you, I'm coming in that bitch guns blazing. If it's me and they ain't never fuck with no suds.

SPEAKER_03

Call that hoe. What? Call that hoe. Let me see. Oh, bitch gonna say that. If you only if she only fuck with niggas, she ain't never fuck with no studs. No, she gay. No, she lying. Call that bitch.

SPEAKER_07

She gay.

SPEAKER_03

She ain't gay. Call that bitch. She said the name.

SPEAKER_07

That's who's just handing.

SPEAKER_03

She lying.

SPEAKER_07

She gassing this nigga. I ain't even gas. That's not gay.

SPEAKER_03

That's what I'm trying to tell y'all. Like you don't think that's a good thing. Call that bitch. I don't think my kind of bitch. Call that bitch. Let me ask you. Why can't I just be him? Call that bitch. What the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_07

No, call that bitch. You can be him, but the girl you just called. Realistic. The girl you just called said you was drunk, though. Thank you. Fuck no. She said an hour. Sober sober you? 45 minutes. She said sober you 45 minutes. Okay, I can agree with that because I experienced that. Drunk you an hour. Fuck no. No. She said an hour. I'm not gonna lie, drunk me. Drunk me, I'm smashing for a minute. I'm not gonna lie, drunk me, I'm smashing for a minute. But if the girl says nothing to me, I'm nothing. Thank you. I'm nothing. I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_03

Call that arm back.

SPEAKER_07

Call in number. I'm not even gonna lie. It's like with me, if I can bust. I'm fucking you for two hours. I can bust. Angel is looking sad.

SPEAKER_03

No, I'm not trying to. I know I can vote. I can bust. I can bust fast.

SPEAKER_07

You can ask too. Let me ask. This is somebody else. And she answers. She just texts me and tell me to call back. I say answer real quick and call back. Who number? Oh, there she go. Angel. Hey, how you doing? You on you on slip the podcast. You said this is the one who's able to say that. No, no, no. This is somebody else. Okay, my baby. We haven't talked to this person. Let me see. I got a question. Hello?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Alright. So nobody knows who your name is. You like nobody knows who you are. Nobody knows your face, nothing. But I got a question. I can see your name.

SPEAKER_09

Oh my god. I can see your name. Why are you leaning over there? No, I'll say that. Okay, okay. Okay, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_07

I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. But like the longest band fucked you was how long? For like on a on a sober night. Then y'all asked this question. I feel like y'all asked me this video. No, no, we ain't asked this question. We ain't fucked. She said we fucked. She said we fuck. You ain't never heard that little shit. Hey, you want to see?

SPEAKER_03

No, that's what she said. No. No, we're not taking your word no more. We believe you, we're not taking your word no more.

SPEAKER_07

She finna send you a paragraph, but I think I think you fucked that up.

SPEAKER_03

Me?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I asked the right question.

SPEAKER_06

You fucked that up. I asked the question, he asked the other question. Next time we're not letting the guest talk to the guest.

SPEAKER_03

My mama called, I ain't gonna lie, my mama called my mom's call.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, this nigga said as long as you got fucked. She said, ma'am, excuse me, ma'am. I ain't know her name. You ain't even got the number saved. This is my phone. Oh, oh, that's why. Yeah. She said, I'm gonna hang up.

SPEAKER_03

That was the person who gave me straight, you said.

SPEAKER_07

She finna said this nigga picked. No.

SPEAKER_03

Oh. Call the person who takes that. Call that bitch.

SPEAKER_07

See, we already talked to her. Oh, that was the first person? Yeah. That was her. All right, man. On that note, we're gonna end it right here. Yeah, end it. We appreciate y'all coming into that. These studs can't fuck with Biz. God damn it.

SPEAKER_08

I can fuck lonely, Biz. God damn it. We appreciate y'all coming to listen to the slipped up podcast. Fuck with us next week, man. Where we slip up. Where we slip until we slip into your bitch. Or stud.

SPEAKER_00

Or a stud.

SPEAKER_03

Not me. We ain't slipping into no stud, but I'll fuck your bitch.

SPEAKER_08

I know that's right. I'll fuck the shit out of you, boy. And I