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Young Wild & Free! Pt2

Tone, Bam, Angel, Will Season 1 Episode 12

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After the cruise we sat down and relived our lovely days on the ship. Having droughts on the time we had the choices we made and didn't make. Some of us had fun and some of us went crazy. Are cruises made for young people or older people.  Then for some reason it went left quick. The question was asked should a person be obligated to get a cum rag after intercourse, do women have bad pussy management, and would you eat a random booty hole to save your mom life?

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SPEAKER_11

My mama slap, my sister slap, my brother slime, my daddy slam, how you do it, how you wanna do it, nigga. What you on for a four K train. Hey, I don't want to freeze nigga, no bad to say.

unknown

Let's go.

SPEAKER_11

Pussy bitch, don't try to run the fuck, nigga ain't have his head on. I'ma make sure that these niggas see me through the headphones. I've been coolin', but these pussy bitches just won't leave me long. Crack you in your shit, just to see what's on your mind. I'm young, I've been calin' while.

SPEAKER_08

Don't do it again. My bad.

SPEAKER_11

Um, let's on the name. I cut up my day once for the win. Got plenty of racks, I kick that strip for one cut then. Not even close to family, fuck with our own friends. Let's go, let's go. A million dollars worth of cards, no leak, no ring. I'm only 20, can't nobody tell me shit. I'm smoking. Bitch cross the line, I lose my mind, I bust the line. Put the toe, my stubborn and then I'm on the switch. Just send my me into an invoice. Yeah, just like that whole man, I can't keep nigga. Lost my billin', I ain't feelin' it. I spent two feet on my belly. Straight up out the mouth, we find the trenches, nigga. The realest ones that the hardest will live. But who wants smoke? I drop them best, don't quit the cinematic pussy, nigga. LP and it don't help my mind, I'm living. Let's fight with me and spook whoever think I'm trippin'. I pull up make it, I see trouble popping in it. I'm full of tennis, now my buttons rollin' with it. I'm up for focus, probably blue if you come near me, playin'. Got all my pockets, fill up. The biggest bugs right through the number if I keep my gun in hand. I don't won't talk, I let it all wide all these diamonds stands. RP dope, every day dumb is something wrong's on man. Cain from the bottom, now don't even know this money got him stand. I swear to God, I can stop rapping. I'm reaching out a nigga like and hit. You try and get your face blown. I'm smallin' on does I pull on a rollin' some feeling shit. I picked the pullin' bullets over, be get rid of it. More fuck them shows, I ain't leaving my home, bitch. I'm really rich. And I'm so caught up in my ways, I tell all this shit. I ain't gotta work in the card and know who I am. This on Instagram and go to tweak and seen like spin. So many plays around this bitch. Fuck who won't like what I'm saying. Trickin' in that line with that game, we all tool toad. You start the shit on death, end it with them tools. I was tryna buy salt, but my boss still swipe so much until you rig, I think my car called. Fuck it lingo, how you bummin'. I'm in post a tray on 38, I hear you comin' nigga. Probably got my stick out with a bigger stack of honeys, nigga. But I had your stick out, we let six out when you turn it, nigga. How you get them calls and all that judging, nigga. Um How you spend that money and still got means, nigga. Um bitches in don't want one nigga. I don't know. Why you add it slow? Nigga, fuck it, bitch your comb blow. Hey, why you being some stiff shit with everybody on nigga? You say uh nigga from the church, you never had a helmet. Put that dick down the store. You say, when I bitch, too, I'm gonna see my dick on the beat. You know me, real deep. You really spot the day, looking like the me, you haven't funny.

unknown

Look for my mama when I try to look inside my woman, so my bed looks out with a fine. Stay away from all the bullshit. Them niggas said I'm running trying to pass over. Now you see that I was sticking on the clothes that don't be letting me find mama take this door. You feel up in the pin, like take it out this night. Don't wanna feel me, a wreck. Don't make like my money, fine it down.

SPEAKER_11

What you say, gang that you gon' make me stick it, free to some hoes down. Some I'm making them egg it. Some say that I'm the realist, but I still ain't saying that. You say, you niggas ready to see.

SPEAKER_12

You say no.

unknown

I'm gonna money to the window.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, rest is get it going, bro.

SPEAKER_00

You say I am trying to run me up with tightly, that's running mom. I just run my net there really well. I couldn't sit for it. Cut off my ice big of my newest with a fifty home. They watchin' every move I make, I got to stay trained. I had to focus on the check to myself fucking free. Come made it, crap so many times, but I don't give a damn. Oh you say it. I'm posting on my screen, it would be sleeping really thirty. No time we sit in the celly, check a mile cut. Catch on the hobby, cause I know they come and down the dust.

SPEAKER_10

One of them coming, I switched to the spot.

unknown

I'm a gambling short that bitch and walk on the beat.

SPEAKER_10

Ain't in the pussy number, but it's not the list. Don't wanna fit me, I wanna be the list. The AC wheel, live on the moon and dollar bottom in 30 minutes in the main bed. I graduated the square line of pillow at the room, cooking at the hook here. I just gotta reach out a mood to race cars. Ain't it on mess and they know who they are? Still living large as I aim for the stars.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I laid and I can't do nothing wrong. It's with him with that camera. It's just him with that camera.

SPEAKER_10

That shit be throwing me off, man. Really? Started off. You ain't gotta leave out. It's just I know I'm on film, you hear me? That's it. So it fuck with me a little bit. You ain't gotta go nowhere though. You can sit down and stay. It's a true story. It's my words. I ain't gonna forget my words. Started off. I was chillin' and I hope overheard a conversation. Both of them niggas killers. One of them was Michael Caden, big brother to Jason. I went to school with him. His brother got killed so now he keeps a tool with him. Live around the corner from his two daughters, no father. That's when the waitress came over. Like, man, I'll take your order. Give me the breakfast sample, orange juice and the coat. The nigga looked at me and nodded his head. I never spoke. Like, what the fuck them niggas looking at? That's what I heard the other say. Looked at me muggy weight, nigga turn the other way. Had to third death feel, signal was in my left feel. Like, don't counsel you a nigga. Nobody could see you. Show them niggas that you real, nobody could be you. I walked over and asked him, you won't take it off your shoulder. Had checking them in his face, telling them I'm a soldier. I ain't no fucking drug lord. I ain't the type to try to be. Seniors of aggression. You don't wanna see that out of me. Jack it ass myth and western bangers singin' I gotta be that nigga. That nigga, it all started on a Tuesday afternoon. Me and my bitch got into it. Unnecessary foolishness, touring her hair ruins, found out from another chick. Living out of town in an upstairs apartment. That was three cars down. Click spot from my round. Jeff used to scope pounds. Kanye ran it to me, huh? Amber had ran it to me. Me and Tanya remained cool. He ran to the block and checked some niggas from another look.

SPEAKER_12

I kinda missed that game.

SPEAKER_10

I knew they would. Running out there buckin' loud, niggas on the lavender.

SPEAKER_15

Alright, not the bitch niggas attacking you.

SPEAKER_10

Up to for the caliber, on passenger. Scuffled through the tourist section, stole on the trafficker. See him with his clicky, used to mug, but never buck with them.

SPEAKER_12

Used to keep a smurber because my old lady was fucking no need to get mad.

SPEAKER_15

I'm thinking I ain't never fuck with them.

SPEAKER_12

Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Welcome to the slipped up podcast where we sip into we slip up into your pitch and fuck her in the ass.

SPEAKER_12

With or without consent. Which one? Both I like that.

unknown

What's good?

SPEAKER_02

Don't be dry. What's good, though?

SPEAKER_12

Alright, we got the whole squad here today. I know that's right. This is part two to the last episode.

SPEAKER_15

We we gotta have a part three. How we gotta have a part three because our lead is still not here.

SPEAKER_02

Man, she missed out. She was a question before we start introducing each other. I just got a question for you, man.

SPEAKER_15

What's going on?

SPEAKER_02

Out of all five of us, what order would you put us in as being the drunkest? Including yourself.

SPEAKER_15

I'm not gonna call myself.

SPEAKER_02

Including yourself.

SPEAKER_15

Shit.

SPEAKER_02

Who's number one?

SPEAKER_15

Number one, it might be it's first of all, what y'all talking like?

SPEAKER_12

Is we talking solely period?

SPEAKER_15

Or who got the cruise drunk or who was just the cruise like at the end of the day. So if we talking about like throughout the whole day, it's definitely all right. No, it's not. Throughout the whole day, why do you feel like that? For sure it was you. If we're talking about heights, it's heaven, maybe me.

SPEAKER_12

Nah, it was definitely you. The heights. Yeah, heights, nigga. Yeah. Um, cause she was slump, nigga.

SPEAKER_02

No, at the by the end of the night, I'm saying like by the end of the night, the buffet, when we leave the club, going to the buffet, who was the drunkest in order.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, alright. In order to go into the buffet, I'm gonna say Mariah. You? Yeah, I do. I'm in here somewhere. It's either you fucking I don't know, but I'll be getting heaven fucked up. She be drunk. She be drunk. You was the last for sure.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, no, thank you.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you. She was last for sure. Thank you.

SPEAKER_15

Mariah for sure first. Then it's like a tie between You and Aliyah. Okay. Heaven, then Angel.

SPEAKER_02

Thank you. Thank you. I was last.

SPEAKER_12

I'm the drunkest. That could have waited until after we introduced ourselves, though.

SPEAKER_02

I just okay, you're right. I thought we was, you're right, go ahead.

SPEAKER_15

So today we got God damn. Are you you dinner?

SPEAKER_12

Man, this your boy Tom, man. What's happening, man? Tom.

SPEAKER_15

Bambizzle.

SPEAKER_12

Willie and this motherfucker. It's slim in his bitch. Recurrent guest Mariah. Go ahead and introduce yourself. She's dinner. Oh at this point.

SPEAKER_15

God damn. She don't miss a pot.

SPEAKER_12

Then we got a special guest over here to my right. Heaven.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04

Heaven.

SPEAKER_15

You wanna put your social media out there?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, actually. My hair page is Heaven's Touch underscore underscore. And then my main page is Heaven underscore Fince Froy. Heaven's Touch.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, uh Social. Yes. Okay, get it, girl. Clock in. She does all you need. One stop shop. She don't do all you need. She ain't waxing nobody. She ain't doing eyebrows. She needs to.

SPEAKER_02

She can upgrade. She's gonna upgrade. Don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_12

She needs to, but hey.

SPEAKER_15

I got some clippers for you.

SPEAKER_02

How y'all been though? Everybody?

SPEAKER_12

I've been straight. Told myself I was gonna take a break. I'm drinking, I'm drunk. I don't know why y'all even stated that shit. I never stated that shit at all. I really can't every fucking day. Y'all said y'all would stop.

SPEAKER_13

Y'all weren't gonna drink no more.

SPEAKER_12

These niggas said that shit. I said I was gonna give a money.

SPEAKER_13

Y'all said it on the cruise.

SPEAKER_12

I said I was gonna give myself a money.

SPEAKER_02

And then Tom said, let's do a pie. I said, you right, I'm gonna drink on the pie.

SPEAKER_15

This worked though, so this shit really don't count. Right. What?

SPEAKER_13

You're not supposed to drink on the job.

SPEAKER_15

No, this worked. This the same podcast.

SPEAKER_12

That's true.

SPEAKER_02

You gotta drink.

SPEAKER_12

Matter of fact, toast up.

SPEAKER_02

Come on, Tom. I'm with you.

SPEAKER_12

I'm not here.

SPEAKER_02

Come on. And I ain't some juice. Ain't no juice.

SPEAKER_15

What kind of juice you are? Red. Now I'm the pod. Can't be letting a motherfucker you got chased from the pod. We do that shit beforehand. We take this shit to the head.

SPEAKER_04

Everybody got a little shit. I take it to the head. And they look juice. Ain't no paws.

SPEAKER_03

I knew you was a freaky bitch. Duh. I'm a Virgo.

SPEAKER_04

Nothing shot.

SPEAKER_02

They said you was one, number one. They did say you was one. She number one every night.

SPEAKER_12

I ain't gonna lie, I love the new Mariah.

SPEAKER_15

I swear to God, nigga, before this trip, I'm like, bro, this motherfucker don't talk.

SPEAKER_02

You squat on the pot and shit, and no barely on a trip. Shake that ass. Shake that ass. She was pulling bitches. I'm like, uh to an animal. The fuck?

SPEAKER_12

They were surprised as fuck with my onesie.

SPEAKER_02

No, that was him. Slow as a bitch.

SPEAKER_13

I know y'all was like, dude. I was like wrong with this nigga.

SPEAKER_02

I was like, this nigga finna kill something.

SPEAKER_13

I knew y'all was gonna be like dog.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, but everything.

SPEAKER_13

What'd you say? This nigga tripping.

SPEAKER_04

I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_13

So when y'all when y'all instantly seen it, y'all knew it was Tom type shit.

SPEAKER_15

Like in there, he didn't have his whole time we were supposed to be around. It was way too high with the mask. I ain't gonna lie. That shit the first day.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. It would have been better the first day, but the six because they didn't really go in.

SPEAKER_13

But who all had a who all had a onesie?

SPEAKER_02

It was probably like six of us.

SPEAKER_13

Y'all ain't got like no pictures of them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I think Sheena. Yeah, we took a we took a cook took a couple of pictures.

SPEAKER_12

I got so many praises for my shit, bro. I knew, I knew. I ain't gonna lie. I knew. I knew that shit was no bullshit. And everybody like, man, I wish we would have thought of that.

SPEAKER_15

I was bro, I was walking around by myself. They like, Scooby D me did.

SPEAKER_02

That's how they was like, oh, that's Scooby Doo. They knew every time we went to the club, oh y'all the ones with the onesies. Oh y'all the drunk ones. Oh y'all the ones that tear the club up.

SPEAKER_15

No, we was actually tearing that motherfucker up. They was tearing that motherfucker up.

SPEAKER_12

I ain't gonna lie, I'm glad I ain't go too many. It was them tree. Them tree, bam. Bro, it was one time, bro. I'm out late at night, right?

SPEAKER_02

Y'all missing me.

SPEAKER_12

I'm walking. I walk through the little coming out on the deck. I hear a whole bunch of commotion. It's like two o'clock. I'm like, please, I don't want these to be my people. I don't want it to be my people. As soon as I walk over to the little bench, they all all these niggas. Bam, Angel, have, everybody. They all I'm sitting over there lens like this, bro, watching. For like 10 minutes.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that's tone. No, I'm bringing it.

SPEAKER_08

Yo, what's up?

SPEAKER_13

Damn.

SPEAKER_12

I just missed that.

SPEAKER_02

Dude said, I can hold you, I can carry you. Get on my back. Hey, Bell was like, I'm watching this.

SPEAKER_15

I look up like I see God.

SPEAKER_04

Everybody was just like, what the fuck is Tone doing?

SPEAKER_12

They always thought that I wasn't out. I was cooped up in the room. I was out every night. I knew I seen him, but everybody else didn't. Every night I was out. I was mostly worried about Sheena because something was always hurting with her. They want to go do something like, well, they hurt and I'm finna go to the room with her. So she goes sleep out of the room. Type shit. What was the best thing y'all did on this cruise?

SPEAKER_15

I'm not gonna lie, nigga, I swear to God, nigga, I don't think there was no high or no low. That shit was just cracking. Yeah, just fun. We was in flow state.

SPEAKER_12

Just I swear to God. It was literally cruise control literally. I'm surprised this nigga still got a dick. No, fuck that. This nigga was over here cracking everything. I wasn't saying crazy.

SPEAKER_02

I'm trying to tell you.

SPEAKER_12

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

I'm trying to tell you.

SPEAKER_12

You kind of made me wish I ain't had no girls at the time. I was like, Me too. This nigga having too much fun.

SPEAKER_15

I got y'all. Just live through me, man. Look at that.

SPEAKER_12

Like I said, my nigga said, live through me. Like I said, last part, it was this chick that was fucking uh flirting and coming on to me. I was like, let me get the fuck up away from here. We was at the bar. She was like, hey, how are you? What's the lit? I'm like, eh. Let me move.

SPEAKER_13

He said, let me move.

SPEAKER_12

And then our ass was hanging off of the chair. Over there on deck eight. We sat there by the bar.

SPEAKER_13

One nigga remember the deck and shit.

SPEAKER_12

I was like, man, her ass hanging off that motherfucker. I said, let me move around for my baby coach.

SPEAKER_13

He's a big grizzly bear. Look at ass.

SPEAKER_02

It had bitches on. Look, it had bitches on there asking me, like, can I have your girl? Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Bro. Why this nigga was fucking with a training?

SPEAKER_15

Stop saying that.

SPEAKER_12

Why you had to do that?

SPEAKER_15

I'm glad y'all here. Can y'all speak to me? This nigga. First off, hold on, what? This bitch is like, what's up, baby?

SPEAKER_02

Okay, Maria was here last time. Was old girl with the orange braids?

SPEAKER_12

Yana.

SPEAKER_02

Yana. Was she a trans? No. She shook her ass on y'all before, right?

SPEAKER_12

She shook that man booty on y'all. That's what she did. What makes y'all think it was a trans?

SPEAKER_02

No. Yana.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_12

The big bitch. She just ready, man.

SPEAKER_02

She was stocky.

SPEAKER_15

Not like old stocky work out, though. That's that's what she does. She's in there pushing.

SPEAKER_13

Like a trainer, like a bodybuilder.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, like a hooper. I swear to God, nigga, all my mama nigga the fucking.

SPEAKER_13

I'm just fucking around though.

SPEAKER_12

But she didn't, she was manly than a bitch. No, no push.

SPEAKER_13

Was she like manly, like manly, like for real? Oh shit. Okay, my fault.

SPEAKER_15

The last day we was in the club, nigga. Boosie came out. Was I rapping to you? I was rapping to one of y'all. Somebody in my group, nigga. Somebody pushed me hard as a bitch. I turned around and it was Yana. Oh. But she like she did one of them, like, she trying to rap with me, but she just accidentally bumped me. I'm like, this motherfucker just pushed me hard as fuck. I'm like, all right, let me. Yeah, you wanna talk shit? You wanna run your ball? Look at that. I swear to God, nigga, she she got some strength on her. You got a little scared. No, no. I thought you pushed me too. But then I seen her rap.

SPEAKER_13

Was her demeanor like manly? Like how she acted? Or she just was just built. She was just strong.

SPEAKER_12

She wasn't even like that. I don't even think she was strong. She was just like ripped. She was well maintained.

SPEAKER_13

Like Angela Bassett ripped type shit.

SPEAKER_15

A little bit less than that. If you didn't know who Shakari Richardson was and you seen her in the club, you wouldn't have to be a big one. She wasn't that ripped niggy. Alright.

SPEAKER_13

Ripped and toned.

SPEAKER_12

She wasn't. She's more toned, yeah.

SPEAKER_13

More toned up.

SPEAKER_12

She wasn't ripped like that. Type shit. But I still think she was manly. Because when she was sitting there talking to us when we was on deck eight niggas, I was like, I don't know. That might be a man.

SPEAKER_01

She was talking about?

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. She came in food up on that. Hey, Lamar seen her, he's like, oh yeah, that's a dude. Walked away.

SPEAKER_15

Okay, question for with that being said, I was not trying to talk to this bitch either. That was just, she was just cool as hell. I was bringing her into this.

SPEAKER_13

This is no judgment zone, bro. No, nigga, I'm just telling you. No, nigga, this I'm just telling you what's going on.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, okay. That's fine, bro. Who were you saying? We understand. Who was you saying? Oh, I was gonna ask these guys a question. First of all, this nigga wild.

SPEAKER_15

You better not bring that one thing good.

SPEAKER_12

I'm about to.

SPEAKER_15

Don't do it. Last podcast, I was actually drunk, so I didn't tell you why I did this shit. But you ask your question, and if we're talking about the same thing, then I'm gonna tell you the whole story. But ask your question.

SPEAKER_12

Okay, Hef and Willie. Do y'all think women have bad pussy management? Yes. You a girl's girl, too.

SPEAKER_02

Give her a scenario. Okay.

SPEAKER_12

Fucking on a cruise. We know what bad pussy management is.

SPEAKER_02

No, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_12

Fucking nigga on a cruise. You don't know this nigga. You ain't gonna never see this nigga again. Yeah, that's bad. Bad pussy management, right? It's not bad pussy management to this nigga.

SPEAKER_08

If they fucking.

SPEAKER_12

If they fucked him, he's a great guy.

unknown

He's a great guy.

SPEAKER_15

He's a great guy. Listen, we on vacation. I'm not holding that against you if you fuck me on the cruise.

SPEAKER_12

So she fucked you and another nigga on the cruise. That's bad pussy management. You don't give a guy.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I mean you give it to me and me only. She fucked you second. Me second? That's bad pussy management. You're supposed to hold that little shit. That's crazy, bro.

SPEAKER_12

Bitches definitely got. I feel like bitches and niggas both got bad management skills when it comes to giving out they organs.

SPEAKER_02

I'm saying though, like niggas got bad dick management a lot.

SPEAKER_12

That's how they got these ugly ass baby mamas.

SPEAKER_13

I'm one.

SPEAKER_15

But is it bad if I was one? If you weren't a condom? Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

I feel like even if you were a condom, it's it's still bitches you shouldn't fuck.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. Well, I that's well, understandable, but.

SPEAKER_02

So you don't think you got bad dick management? Yeah. Me? I'm no. So if you fuck three bitches that you don't know randomly. I used to condom. It don't matter. You don't think you got bad dick management?

SPEAKER_15

Am I on Am I on vacation?

SPEAKER_02

It don't matter. Yes. I'm on vacation.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, vacation.

SPEAKER_09

I'm just having fun.

SPEAKER_13

You said what happens if Vegas stays in Vegas.

SPEAKER_12

You still mismanaging your penis. Say it again. You still mismanaging your penis? No, I'm not. Yeah, you are.

SPEAKER_02

How come I am? Because you gave it to more than one bitch. They might have been great girls. They were some great bitches. Now, now listen. Now what is it?

SPEAKER_13

Let me ask you this. Did you fuck every bitch the same on the cruise? No. So you performed? Like, was it a bitch? Was it a bitch like you was like, I gotta perform? Yeah, two. Okay. Two of them.

SPEAKER_15

I had to pull out some tricks.

SPEAKER_13

And then the other one was like a drunk, like, I need this. Y'all just, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_12

Back shots, gone by today. I ain't gonna lie. I thought you were gonna smash Erica. Oh, no. No. That's uh she was trying to get you the pussy.

SPEAKER_01

Somebody else.

SPEAKER_12

She was trying to get you the pussy, bro. She could've waited to dance on your way.

SPEAKER_08

She really wanted, uh.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, damn. You could have fucked both of them.

SPEAKER_13

Oh my god. You came back on the wrong part. Let's take another shot, Joe.

SPEAKER_12

Hey, what that would have hurt.

SPEAKER_02

Who? Her who?

SPEAKER_12

You. No. Hell no. You be like, yeah, we would smash Mariah. No, we weren't talking about Mariah. I was. No. She said she wanted her. No, she wasn't. You could have hit both of them.

SPEAKER_14

No. Did she not hit me, bro? You didn't know.

SPEAKER_13

Baby Heard. That's why you baby. Ma'am herd.

SPEAKER_08

That's why she's a little bit more.

SPEAKER_13

She did. That's why she didn't know.

SPEAKER_04

I'm trying to get their head down for what Toe was saying.

SPEAKER_13

I thought you was agreeing.

SPEAKER_15

Who should be. Okay, let him go. Let him go. Let him go. I just want to ask this next question. Next question, ma'am. Should a person be obligated to get a cum rag after sex? This is y'all too, because we answered this already.

SPEAKER_02

A cum rag after sex.

SPEAKER_12

You just start having sex, so you can rag is, nigga. I feel like I don't want to feel slow.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_12

Do you know what a cum rag is?

SPEAKER_04

Is it when you go get the rag after you? A hot towel, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_12

Should a person be obligated to do that?

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

unknown

I feel like.

SPEAKER_02

Which person?

SPEAKER_12

I feel like, okay. Hold on, let her.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like we should wipe each other off.

unknown

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_12

That's my start some shit back up.

SPEAKER_09

What'd I say?

SPEAKER_13

I feel like whoever makes who nut. First? No, I ain't gonna lie. So if whoever ended up. If I bust and I don't make her nut, like, bitch, go get the rag for me so I can clean up. And then like, if I make her.

SPEAKER_15

You said if you nut and she don't nut, yes, bitch, go get the top for her.

SPEAKER_13

I'm the messy one. I'm the messy one. Like, I can't walk and leave the trail.

SPEAKER_15

He said, This nigga first, he ain't let the bitch come in. You gotta go get the top.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_13

Take care of me. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_12

Oh god.

SPEAKER_15

She fucked you at that point.

SPEAKER_12

I've been fucked. I said this. I've been fucked too, bro. I've been fucked before. See, I ain't I'll do that. That shit, nigga. Man, boy. I ain't never been fucked up.

SPEAKER_13

When you put you on your back and that bitch just go crazy, you just look it up like, oh.

SPEAKER_12

In amazement.

SPEAKER_13

Like me, I'm like this what you do?

SPEAKER_02

I become a bitch.

SPEAKER_13

I see why that nigga bust your window. Oh my mama. You ain't never seen that? I seen that.

SPEAKER_15

Bitch ain't never put some shit on my yeah. I'll bust your window.

SPEAKER_13

What do you feel like the furthest extent you went to for good pussy?

SPEAKER_15

Good pussy. I'm I stopped fucking with the bitch because she has some good pussy. Me too. I have too. I have too. I swear to God. I swear to God.

SPEAKER_13

It scared me like how good this shit is. Like why you should sound like a shit. No, her shit good.

SPEAKER_12

Nigga, her shit was so good. I was like, man, I'm finna pay this bitch. I was like, I'm gonna pay this. I'm not swear to God, no boo.

SPEAKER_13

It's over with. I'm gonna cheat, bro. I thought about buying a bitch kid some shit.

SPEAKER_15

I'm like, oh nah no, I hit the bitch one time. Mind you, beforehand, she was telling me, yeah, I don't slick dick, man. This done the third. You gonna suck this motherfucker. All the time I got in that motherfucker, I'm like, whoo!

SPEAKER_14

I'm fighting this name.

SPEAKER_13

You ever had that feeling?

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_13

Past the blunt, nigga. Yeah, yeah. This is my shit. Mariah smoke. She's been smoking.

SPEAKER_02

Uh past the blunt to me.

SPEAKER_13

Her money went on this? It'll be that.

SPEAKER_02

Um, but yeah, I I had that feeling before. Shut the fuck up. Like I've been in some shit. Y'all know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_15

I don't think you know what you're talking about. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

I ain't even wanna nigga.

SPEAKER_15

You didn't feel like I swear to God, that only happened one time, bro.

SPEAKER_12

I'm like, this shit just one time, bro. No bullshit. I ain't even wanna have any connections with that bitch ever again.

SPEAKER_15

I swear to God, I ain't talked to her.

SPEAKER_12

I swear to God. Like, I'm good.

SPEAKER_02

No, I ain't never had that feeling, though. Sucks. I know my limbs. Sometimes I wish I was a real boy. Honestly. I ain't gonna lie. If I was a real boy, my pull-out game will be weak. I pull out game, then we're that's it.

SPEAKER_15

What about y'all? Y'all pull out never mind. I only got one kid. I'm good.

SPEAKER_13

My shit definitely weak. Weak as fuck.

SPEAKER_15

Bitch drug me.

SPEAKER_02

She drug me. Roofie. Oh. Whoa.

SPEAKER_09

Bitch got me.

SPEAKER_12

My nigga said Roofie.

SPEAKER_13

Whoa.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, what comes from those relationships be blessed.

SPEAKER_13

That's what you're saying.

SPEAKER_12

You was trying. You was trying to.

SPEAKER_02

She didn't get you.

SPEAKER_12

Well, if you found out one of your best friends had fucked a tranny, how would you feel about that, Shane? What would you do?

SPEAKER_13

Is it like a tranny that's like a full tranny, like with a pussy, like a full gender change, or is it a tranny that's still got day?

SPEAKER_12

So on the last episode, we said gender change.

SPEAKER_13

Like a full tranny?

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. How would you feel and what would you do if you found out?

SPEAKER_13

I feel like if it's a full gender change, like, I'll be like, damn, okay, you like bitches because it's still this a full change. Like, so you you ain't aware that is they aware? Like, hold on, do they know? Do they know?

SPEAKER_12

Well if they don't know, right? But then they continue to fuck them.

SPEAKER_13

After they find out, and they got a full change, I'll look at them weird, but I wouldn't judge them. Like you still, like you, like it's a woman. You met them as a woman. You didn't meet them, you didn't meet them as a I'm judging you. And then what if they one of the women that ain't got that? No, like because me, I based off the voice of like how you train.

SPEAKER_12

You can tell. You are a boy. Damon, you are a boy.

SPEAKER_13

Would you fuck with them? Yeah, that ain't what you like ain't got shit to do with me. Nah, I can't do it. Like, that's that's what you like. Like, what the fuck? I can't judge you for liking what you're doing. I'm judging you.

SPEAKER_12

Like, you found those to train you stuff for you.

SPEAKER_13

But you said they don't know, they a four change. You don't know.

SPEAKER_12

They still training, my nigga.

SPEAKER_13

And you said X, Y, Cross. Right, that's why I said I said I would look at them like weird, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't stop fucking with them. Do you think that okay?

SPEAKER_02

This is another debate.

SPEAKER_14

Like, do you feel like nigga, you gay?

SPEAKER_15

Was this the same? This ain't the same response. Yeah, it was. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That's why I said he I asked him like, well, he asked me when I said yeah, do you feel like he he uh homophobic?

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, remember I said, does that make me homophobic? And I said, She said yeah.

SPEAKER_13

I don't think I don't think you're homophobic because I don't think you'll treat somebody differently because they're gay. No, he said he would.

SPEAKER_02

But I'm treating your ass differently now because you're noticeing motherfucking training.

SPEAKER_13

Yo, God, not you gay. Yeah, I'm looking at your ass. I don't think my nigga is homophobic. I don't think because somebody gay, you would treat them differently.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, you talking about this particular question? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, yeah, no, I won't. Yeah, yeah. But you know, so I know you're not homophobic.

SPEAKER_12

This nigga gonna fuck a trainee and he keeps fucking him.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, that's why I said I would look at him weird, but I wouldn't stop. He wouldn't be. I might still ask for next questions.

SPEAKER_02

No, I said he would stop. I'm starting to think.

SPEAKER_12

I'm starting to think because honestly, I think I might not fuck stop fucking with them. I might not stop fucking with them, but I will be fucking with you. Yes, I'm cracking jokes all the time. Uh shit like that. I'm gonna lie. I ain't gonna be a good thing. I'm that man pussy fancy.

SPEAKER_13

I ain't gonna do something on you. But oh, family Thanksgiving and shit is going to be hilarious. I'm gonna crack jokes. I'm not accepting this shit one of my kids turned me.

SPEAKER_12

I swear to God, I'm not.

SPEAKER_13

Hey, you want to pass the meat? I'm not doing it. What?

SPEAKER_12

What the fuck, nigga?

SPEAKER_13

Hey, I'm telling you. Thanksgiving is going to be hilarious.

SPEAKER_12

You say you want to pass the meat is crazy, bro.

SPEAKER_13

Just like that. That's gonna be the reaction of the Thanksgiving table. Fuck is you talking about?

SPEAKER_12

So you accepting your son, gay?

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, that's my son. I love my kids regardless.

SPEAKER_12

I'ma love him for sure. I'ma love him.

SPEAKER_13

I feel like I feel like you should respect me in the sense of if I'm not comfortable with that shit at first hand, respect me enough to don't bring that shit out of the way. Can I ask you a question?

SPEAKER_15

I think I don't think we asked this question on this part before. And I know it's a dumbass question, but which one would you choose? A gay son or a thought daughter? I'll choose a thought daughter. Even if you got more than one son? So you got two sons and two daughters.

SPEAKER_12

I'll choose a thought daughter, man. What about you? I had to get her out of that. Damn. Blessed be the Lord.

SPEAKER_15

I don't know, bro. That should've broken my heart. So which one, nigga? The thought. I'm both of them. Well, a gay son really ain't gonna. Man.

SPEAKER_12

Damn. Just think he can't spread Joe's bloodline no more. I got two sons, though. You never said that. I got two sons.

SPEAKER_15

Oh. So at that point, which one do you choose?

SPEAKER_13

Still a thought daughter.

SPEAKER_15

I think I'm gonna.

SPEAKER_13

I ain't gonna lie. I'm going with it. I can't. I don't think I can handle the thought daughter.

SPEAKER_15

That shit hurt me. I ain't got no daughter though, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_12

Y'all thinking that your son taking dick?

SPEAKER_14

Thinking that her daughter taking different dicks. No, fuck that.

SPEAKER_12

Fuck that. Like shit. Like shit. Hey, she could be a thought having fuck on six dicks in three months.

SPEAKER_15

Which one you going with?

SPEAKER_12

Gay son.

SPEAKER_15

Gay son. Gay son. Alright, cool.

SPEAKER_12

I thought I was. I'm by myself on this island. I'm by myself on this island, but nah. First of all, you can't even ask this bitch. She's gay. She'll care.

SPEAKER_02

I I do care because I don't talk to my daddy right now because I'm gay.

SPEAKER_12

So the fuck y'all gotta do with your gay son or a third daughter.

SPEAKER_02

No, I'm just saying, you said you could you would never be able to accept the fact that your child is gay or you wanna, you know what I'm saying? That's your own. No, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_12

Before you go too crazy, I said I didn't say I won't be able to. I said I'm not accepting it.

SPEAKER_02

You're not accepting the fact that any one of your children are gay, and I mean, that's what you mean. But I don't talk to my dad right now because I'm gay. And I ain't talked to him in 15 years because I'm gay. But that you believe it or not, just because I'm gay and I know that's not right, this, that, and the third, I grew up in a church and my daddy religion. You don't believe in God, right? My daddy does. So I grew up in that aspect, woo woo woo, and him not accepting me or even being okay with it, it fuck with me still to this day. And I say, when you ask me about my daddy, what I say, he did, right?

SPEAKER_13

Fuck that nigga.

SPEAKER_02

But it hurt me more that him not even loving me anymore or caring about me anymore hurt me more than me being gay.

SPEAKER_12

See, now that's crazy. Cause I never stated that.

SPEAKER_02

No, I never didn't know.

SPEAKER_12

I never stated I will not love my child. That's crazy as fuck. That's what I'm saying. I'm just not accepting that shit around me.

SPEAKER_02

No, I'm just saying, like, but you say.

SPEAKER_12

Bitch, go put a wig on, come home.

SPEAKER_02

See, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. You want me to be something that I'm not.

SPEAKER_15

So what if heaven chose to be a stud. No, I ain't with that shit. No, I'm saying, but say, for instance, and she cut her hair.

SPEAKER_02

You want her to come around you only when she got her hair done, like a female.

SPEAKER_12

See? Switch it.

SPEAKER_02

Not saying like you wrong, but at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_12

Just don't, okay, I can't even compromise. Just don't bring the bitch around me. I understand. And don't kiss the bitch and all this extra shit. So But my boys, no, that shit dead.

SPEAKER_02

I feel like that that's harder. I can agree. Having a gay son?

SPEAKER_12

Yes. Yeah. I can't even imagine. I didn't even sound right. Just my son's taking dick, bro. It's crazy, bro. What if they never never.

SPEAKER_02

Never mind. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, so you doing the bending. Look at that.

SPEAKER_02

Well, no. I get it to a certain extent, but as far as like saying, like, oh, you can't come around me. I I won't talk to you no more.

SPEAKER_15

That's a different type of this was a part two to the cruise part. We ain't asked them no questions about the cruise. Yeah, we did. No, we didn't.

SPEAKER_02

Towards the beginning. Yeah, we did.

SPEAKER_15

It was one question, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_02

It was no, we was talking e-drunk.

SPEAKER_13

I might be. I asked Planet. I asked him. What was the most important thing?

SPEAKER_02

Would you want to ask the question? You want to ask the question? Ask it. Be messy. I like when you messy, bitch. I like look. I like when you messy. Let me stir my shit up. I like when you messy.

SPEAKER_15

You didn't fuck nobody, did you? That was the question I was gonna ask you.

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_15

I didn't ask you no questions, but I seen you with a lot of niggas.

SPEAKER_04

Talk about a lot of niggas. He said, What the fuck?

SPEAKER_12

That's what a lot of niggas is. It's too too many. Look, listen, her defending.

SPEAKER_04

How many niggas you was with? I don't know. I can't remember. But then I didn't fuck nobody.

SPEAKER_03

Four.

SPEAKER_04

It was four.

SPEAKER_03

Four niggas. Over here? Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_04

You talk about. Meet me.

SPEAKER_15

I was with all females. Tall nigga. I wasn't talking about that. Light skinned nigga. That you ain't want the uh other nigga that was trying to talk to you while the light skinned nigga was trying to talk to you in. Uh Beliciaga. Balenciaga. Yeah, that was four. It was four.

SPEAKER_04

Bro, y'all, I could like I was spending the night with them. I literally I don't know what you was doing, nigga.

SPEAKER_15

I saw that when we left that table.

SPEAKER_04

Mariah walked me to my room every time. Every night. You right. You right about that. You know that. Yeah, I do. But yeah, Belicia walked with them. But I don't know what you did when you left me. I'm just playing. We left her.

SPEAKER_12

First of all, my daughter ain't fucking nobody on this cruise.

SPEAKER_02

I know, no, I know. We know we walked her to her room every night. Keep her legs closed. I want to be messy. I want to be messy with Bam, so let me be messy. Thank you.

SPEAKER_15

No, not with her.

SPEAKER_12

Hold on. You say what? Be messy with somebody else.

SPEAKER_15

How many niggas usually like that cruise? Mariah.

SPEAKER_12

I wasn't with no niggas.

SPEAKER_15

How many bitches you how many couples was you with? God damn it. Answer that question. I was only with one couple. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. You said fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_04

I said bartenders. You said bartenders? Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

I fuck with this.

SPEAKER_04

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_15

How many bartenders you was with?

SPEAKER_04

I don't know, probably every one.

SPEAKER_15

Six, seven.

SPEAKER_04

Each one.

SPEAKER_15

It was different. You know their names?

SPEAKER_04

What bartender you? I could took Sheridan Year. Bartenders? Um the fuck I was at? Right there outside of the bottom. Oh, you was fucking with the bartenders? No, they was fucking with me. That's what you were doing. That's why the ones are so fucked up. Bam, I remember.

SPEAKER_15

What's their names?

SPEAKER_04

That's who you were with the names. Stop being missing.

SPEAKER_12

You said Nazir, Akbar.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, oh, you wasn't there.

SPEAKER_12

Don't worry about it. Hey, the Ties bar, that nigga was getting niggas fucked up.

SPEAKER_15

He definitely know a couple bartenders' names. It was cool with me. Shirley. I really only know like two of them.

SPEAKER_12

Hey, so that one bartender in Guy's Pig and Anchor. Y'all think her ass is real?

SPEAKER_15

Which one? No.

SPEAKER_12

The Dominican bitch. Well, yeah. Her ass was fat. Oh, though. Behind the bar.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I think it was real.

SPEAKER_12

I don't think that ass was real.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. That motherfucker was sitting two and but she was ugly. That motherfucker was real. I ain't gonna have to. Hard.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I think it was real. Should've asked. I would have asked if I was drunk enough.

SPEAKER_02

That's shit. We weren't just drunk enough.

SPEAKER_12

We were playing cards.

SPEAKER_02

We had like one shot.

SPEAKER_12

That shit disrespectful as fuck. To ask a bitch if her ass real. No, it ain't. Yeah. That's not disrespectful. No.

SPEAKER_15

It depends on how you ask. Oh my god. It depends on what we asked you. I should have asked her.

SPEAKER_02

Is that bitch real or not? I would have said it like that.

SPEAKER_15

If heaven would have asked, it would have been cool.

SPEAKER_12

I think if she asked too, Angel. We can't ask.

SPEAKER_15

I can ask a couple bitches. I probably couldn't ask her, but I can I can ask.

SPEAKER_12

That ass real over there. Nah, I can't. That shit real.

SPEAKER_02

Is your ass real or not? I cannot ask. We just trying to know. That's what I would say. Yeah, Angel.

SPEAKER_15

Angel probably could ask. I can. We just trying to know. Nah. Nah, now that I think about it. That ass real out back there. Motherfucker. Poke it back there. We just trying to know. I really don't be acting. I don't really care. That's your problem. Do a move. That bitch water. That's why I asked. Is it water? I ain't gonna lie. It was a little like it was her pants. Her pants was tight as though. Yeah. When she took the that that ass probably dropped right before four.

SPEAKER_02

It probably wasn't.

SPEAKER_15

I don't think that bitch ass was real. Yeah. I remember the Jamaican.

SPEAKER_12

Do y'all think any bitch ugly? Ugly?

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. Let's talk about this. Now let's go back to that. Canadian. I asked y'all, was Chanel ugly.

SPEAKER_05

Canadian. Who was Chanel? Stalker.

SPEAKER_15

The Canel. I said the Canel. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

The clingy one. She wasn't ugly. She was okay. She wasn't ugly. She wasn't ugly.

SPEAKER_03

She was okay. She was not. You think she was ugly? She wasn't ugly. I ain't like she was decent. She was.

SPEAKER_15

Listen, the first day I'm like cute. She was the second down like I had to start acting on my seven.

SPEAKER_12

She was okay, but she wasn't cute at all.

SPEAKER_15

The first day she was.

SPEAKER_12

She had a fat ass, though.

SPEAKER_15

The first day she did.

SPEAKER_12

I mean, she got a fat ass.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I never said she did it.

SPEAKER_12

That's probably what made you want to, you know.

SPEAKER_15

No, no, nigga. The first day she looked good. It's probably her voice, too. I'm not gonna lie. Her voice gave her some points. You say what? Her voice. The way she was talking to me.

SPEAKER_12

She did have a sexy accent.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. Everybody said we had an accent on the cruise. I was talking to them bitches. Right. Yeah, right. They was liking the way I talk shit. Yeah, I was like the way they talk shit.

SPEAKER_13

My nigga said, let's blend. That was gabbing. Let's blend. Chat ain't no matter.

SPEAKER_02

Running his motherfucking dick sucker. Not dick sucker, coochie eaters. Whoa.

SPEAKER_12

Wow. Crazy. That wasn't fucking pause working. Let me have said that shit. Crazy. Oh my god, if I said that shit, man, y'all niggas would bro crucify me.

SPEAKER_13

She a female that said that. I want to skip that. You know what I mean? What dick suckers? Yeah, you're a female that's it.

SPEAKER_02

But I mean, niggas be having dick suckers too.

SPEAKER_13

No, that's pause.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not saying that's why I changed it to cookie eaters. Get a sip and that's it. The fuck, anyways, bro.

SPEAKER_15

Well, hey, so what was, did you ask this? Like, what was our favorite part? Yeah. Yeah. And we all said the whole trip. Yeah. I'm not gonna lie, cause my like if I had to choose, my favorite part would definitely be uh Showtime. Showtime.

SPEAKER_12

Showtime was fun. What was Showtime? Showtime was fun. That little Yeah, it was a uh Bahamas. It was a tour. We had a tour. It was a taxi driver that took us on a tour of Bahamas. His name was Showtime. When we got to Bahamas, we were trying to find him. We couldn't find him. He was like, fuck it. So we start walking. And then Shena was like, She was like, I won't showtime. So we go back to where we initially came from, and she asked one of the uh people, can they call him? She they got in touch with him, he scooped us up, take us around, nigga.

SPEAKER_02

He was like making it.

SPEAKER_12

We was all through the hood.

SPEAKER_02

The hood. Showing the kids.

SPEAKER_12

Yes, in the slums, my nigga.

SPEAKER_02

Like showing motherfuckers that like they. I ain't gonna say we're gonna.

SPEAKER_13

So what was the most interesting thing y'all seen?

SPEAKER_02

Okay, I'm from the city. That's what I'm talking about. Like showing my. I know about it because I'm from the South, and that's more at the bottom, like where they at. They was showing shit there, like Mardi Gras shit, like what they do in the world, like everywhere. It's not just in the South, but some African shit. Yeah. That's what they showed us.

SPEAKER_12

How they made kids and how they traditional shit. And that shit dope. That shit was dope as fuck. Exactly. Caribbean. It was a Caribbean parade. Parade. It's the Caribbean parade pranate parade. Parade. That was connected to our roots in Africa. Everything went back to, you know, Africa.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

And they was explaining everything, and then they pulled the suits out and the drummers where it is. They said he weak.

SPEAKER_02

Bitch you ain't got no rhythm.

SPEAKER_12

I don't.

SPEAKER_02

I know.

SPEAKER_12

They said he's he's trash. We need a big strong man, and they called him.

SPEAKER_15

They didn't let me the first off, they didn't let me. Know I had to really hit that motherfucker. Yes, they did, bro. He didn't. He didn't, he didn't show me. He didn't show you what he did. No, he was like, hey, so he did what he had to do. He hand me the big ass drum. Okay, cool. So I'm thinking, I'm for that to just put the rhythm on it. I'm doing what, you know what I mean? He like, yeah, but then that's what the other nigga was doing with the little drum. He was just patting that motherfucker. So I'm patting the big one. Then they give it him. He like, oh, you gotta smack that motherfucker. So he and that motherfucker, boom, boom. Y'all ain't telling me to do that.

SPEAKER_12

They said we need a big strong guy. It's cool. That shit was fun. Yeah, that shit was dope.

SPEAKER_15

I'm not gonna lie, nigga. They got like a picture. They had a painting in that motherfucker. Like that was for uh people with bipolar. That motherfucker was so fire. Yeah, it was. I couldn't keep my eyes off that bitch. I recorded it like three times. I ain't gonna lie, I couldn't stop looking at it too. Yeah, I ain't I was looking at it before he explained it. So he explained it, I'm like, oh, that shit took more fire.

SPEAKER_12

When I sent that shit, I thought of my daughter. And then when he explained it, I said, That's my daughter for sure. Fire. Because the way it came out, it was a picture of a young woman's face, and then it spread it with different emotions of that face. Like happy, sad, happy, sad, yelling, angry. Angry, all this shit. It was dope as shit, bro.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, that was the first thing I seen when I walked in, too. Yeah, you trying to find it. I got it.

SPEAKER_13

Like each face is a different emotion, yeah. Yeah, that motherfucker called it.

SPEAKER_12

Okay, so let me ask y'all this. Listening. Would y'all eat a random person ass to save your mother's life?

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_12

It's a bitch, right? A random person? Yes. It's a random person. I ain't eating a guy. Yes. No. I will. Yeah, you gonna let your mama die?

unknown

I'm not. My mama's gonna be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_12

What if it's like my mama?

SPEAKER_13

What if it's like a glory holding away?

SPEAKER_15

My mama goes to church three times a day. I mean three times a week.

SPEAKER_13

I said, what if it's like a glory hall of ass eating? Like you don't know. You just eat an asshole. It's just a like a glory hall. Like it's just an ass to the wall. You gotta eat that motherfucker to say.

SPEAKER_02

I'ma eat it.

SPEAKER_13

I know my mama going to hell.

SPEAKER_12

Angel, you eating that ass. Wherever my mom goes, ma'am not eating that ass.

SPEAKER_02

I don't play by Tina.

SPEAKER_12

Bam not eating that ass.

SPEAKER_02

Willie. I don't play by Tina.

SPEAKER_13

Glory hall ass. I love my mama. I'm eating ass. I'm eating that motherfucker. I ain't gonna lie. Mariah. I'm eating that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02

She gotta go.

SPEAKER_13

You eat that. You know you eat that ass.

SPEAKER_08

Let her answer y'all. Let her answer.

SPEAKER_13

Eat that ass. I know. Heavy, you eat that. You definitely eat nasty. I'm gonna put my mama. Eating that ass?

SPEAKER_04

Random ass? I'm gonna have to. Mm-hmm. Okay. So you gotta eat the booty like groceries.

SPEAKER_12

Oh my mama. My mama old enough. She's a few. From the back leg crisp piece. Her mom's lived her life, bro. I'm cool. I love the shit out of her. A random person ass is crazy. Now I get to pick the ass, she can live.

SPEAKER_04

Only if I get to pick and make sure they clean.

SPEAKER_13

But how you know how you know if you're eating the right ass?

SPEAKER_15

You can just look at the ass. You don't get to pick like who ass it is. You just get to see the ass. You don't know if it's male, female, no. You just see the ass.

SPEAKER_12

Like everything covered from the except from the waist down. So you just get to pick the ass. I'ma save my mama life. I get to pick the ass off, so lucky.

SPEAKER_14

So he said, you know, like this nigga look, you know what I mean? Fuck it.

SPEAKER_12

Oh in my head, this is the man, this bitch fine as fuck.

SPEAKER_02

You start eating that nigga like you all get to pick the ass, who ass y'all eating?

SPEAKER_15

The person?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Megan good. Anybody famous? I'm eating making good ass.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not doing famous either.

SPEAKER_12

Megan good? I'm eating her ass. She's still shit. Megan and Stallion. God damn it. You crazy. I don't know. Fuck that. Megan is over with you.

SPEAKER_15

I'm not. I'm my mama, nigga. If Megan came here and told you to eat her ass, you eating that shit.

SPEAKER_12

I am.

SPEAKER_15

So what are we talking about?

SPEAKER_12

I swear to God, I'm not. I am. I'm not eating her ass, nigga. You crazy in the pitch.

SPEAKER_02

I ain't never ate ass before. How you eat it, Belle?

SPEAKER_15

Bitch, don't just act like a girl. No, you did it. You did it.

SPEAKER_12

Megan's good ass. You want to have a time? I mean, Megan, style your ass if she can say, come eat this ass. No. Why? Cap. Why? Say your mama? You not gay. No, she didn't say he didn't say say your mama.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, right. I thought that was the scenario.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. No, that was the original.

SPEAKER_15

I was asking him because he was like, I'm not eating her ass.

SPEAKER_12

I'm not eating her ass.

SPEAKER_15

That's cap though. Well, you're a married man, so you're not.

SPEAKER_12

What the fuck that gotta do with other bitches I eat before, man. Meg good. Meg is good. Say, come hit this pussy, nigga. I'm going to get it.

SPEAKER_13

Meg wouldn't be my uh definitely wouldn't be my first choice to eat. It's not no choice life, nigga.

SPEAKER_15

Like if we walk outside these doors right now and you see Meg the Stallion, that's too. Yeah, I mean, and she like, you know what?

SPEAKER_13

Hold on, hold on. Am I just eating it without fucking or nothing? Like, yeah. No, I can't do it without fucking. I'm not eating her ass without fucking my ass. That's different. What you mean? That's a whole different thing. I'm not just I'm not eating your ass. I'll eat your pussy. But I'm not eating your ass. What the fuck? I'm not doing that to a person on the first time. No. No. No, fuck that. No, no. Let me talk to him real quick. That's a there's it's two different levels. It's two different levels.

SPEAKER_15

And I'll talk to you real quick. And I'm only bringing this up because we talked about this on the pod already. Talk, talk. My nigga. You ate a 30-year-old, 30-something year old bitch without fucking on your sister's couch, but you won't eat Meg the Stallion ass without fucking.

SPEAKER_13

Her ass? No. Her pussy, I'll eat. Not her ass. I'm not eating her ass. I'm not eating her ass, my nigga.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, come out. Let me say this. If it comes down to the come down, I will eat your ass before I eat your pussy.

SPEAKER_13

I would eat an ass before I eat a pussy. I'm not eating ass before I eat pussy. You tripping.

SPEAKER_02

What are we doing?

SPEAKER_15

Wait, what the fuck are we talking about right now?

SPEAKER_02

I'm just saying, like, you would eat a pussy before you eat an ass? Why would you eat? Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Yes. What you mean? What are you talking about? No, what I'm telling him is.

SPEAKER_13

Listen, what I'm trying to explain to him is pussy wise, yes, I'll eat mag, but ass just out the gate. No, I'm not eating nobody's ass straight out the gate, my nigga.

SPEAKER_15

No. This nigga ate a regular Milwaukee bitch.

SPEAKER_13

Ask my baby mama how long it took me to eat that ass. That don't got nothing to do with our. Yes, it do. Yes, it does. It literally does. I'm not eating niggas' ass on the first time. No, I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_15

All of us that you ate a random Milwaukee bitch pussy on the first night on your sister's couch without fucking, but you proceed to tell us that you won't eat Meg this.

SPEAKER_13

I'm not eating nobody's ass on the first time. No, I'm not doing that. That's nasty. I'm not gonna lie, cuz I'm not eating ass.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_13

You wouldn't you'll eat pussy before you eat ass? Correct.

SPEAKER_15

So what um All I'm saying is that he ate a regular Milwaukee bitch pussy on the first night. You know what I mean? But he's telling me he won't eat this rich, famous, beautiful woman ass.

SPEAKER_13

Eating ass eating pussy is two different things, bro.

SPEAKER_12

I beg the different is if she's beautiful. You don't think Meg the story is fine as ass? Just because you look good don't mean I'm gonna eat your ass. I don't think Meg. She's she she's gonna be a good thing.

SPEAKER_13

And like I said, it's other bitches I put uh in front of Meg. It's it's a lot.

SPEAKER_12

Megan good way look better way than her. Yeah, near long. Near long.

SPEAKER_13

The fuck?

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, like a lot of it's a lot of it's a lot of famous women out there, and I think that in this point in time.

SPEAKER_13

You're saying Meg, I'm not doing that to Meg. Other, it may be other bitches like who we named who I probably would, but Megan is not one of them. No.

SPEAKER_02

You'll eat a pussy though.

SPEAKER_13

I'm saying Yeah, I would.

SPEAKER_02

I'm saying I would.

SPEAKER_13

Because I know she's gonna suck my dick. And that's why I feel like you're lying. What you mean? Because I say I would. And I feel like you're lying. I'm not you. Just because you eat ass, don't put that on me like you tell us. Don't fucking put that on me. Don't put that shit on me just because you eat ass. This is Meg the Stallion, though. I don't give a fuck who it is. I can name other bitches who ass out eat before Meg the Stallions, my nigga.

SPEAKER_12

Megan Good's ass before Megan Stallions.

SPEAKER_13

Nigga, Megan Goods, Sinal Latin. What you telling me is. Regina Hall. Like it's other bitches.

SPEAKER_14

You don't have access to March or listen, you don't have access to the other.

SPEAKER_15

That wasn't the question. I'm telling you, that wasn't the question. I'm not bringing up other bitches. I'm bringing up this one specific bitch. You don't have access to none of these other bitches.

SPEAKER_13

And I don't have access to Meg. You still asking me about her. I'm telling you, in this situation. I'm not doing that to Megan the Stallion. I'm not doing it. Well, Meg, I am. What you mean? Do you know her history? What is her history? You know all the things. What is her history? What you mean? What is her history? She didn't have plenty of bodies. Didn't you say you and her plenty bodies? What you mean? What you want me to name the thing? Yes. The baby. Trey Songs, Partizan Fontaine, Clay Thompson. Like what? You want me to keep going?

SPEAKER_15

You put me on that list. I'm cool with me on that list with them niggas, man. The bitch that you ate uh the first night in Milwaukee, you know her bodies too?

SPEAKER_13

I don't know. That's the difference.

SPEAKER_15

There's a whole bunch of random niggas that you're gonna do.

SPEAKER_13

Just like you said is a bitch who you done fucked it, and you didn't want to know her bodies because if so, you wouldn't have fucked her. So I don't give a fuck about that shit. I don't know. Well is you telling me you wouldn't fuck Meg? It's just I would have fucked Meg. You're saying eat her ass. I'm not eating her ass, my nigga. What you were not grasping about that? I don't get what you're saying. Just because you would eat her ass. I'm sorry, baby you're an ass eater on the first night. I'm sorry. I'm not doing it. I'm not. I'm not doing it. I'm sorry. This is Meg.

SPEAKER_12

Why are we?

SPEAKER_13

It doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_12

Crazy, bro, because I'm not eating her ass either. Like this nigga is tripping. Like, don't put your problems on these. You two niggas ate ass before. I haven't.

SPEAKER_13

That's another reason why I feel like I know who ass I eat. I didn't eat it before. Like, I'm not eating Megan's ass the first night. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not eating her pussy either. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_15

You're a fucking liar. If Meg said, come eat this pussy. You not eating that shit? No. Because she fucked too much. Mariah. She fucked too many. You gonna eat that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_12

Why do we gotta be lying because you would do it, but we won't? Because it's a lot of shit I would do that y'all won't. I don't know, man. I just feel like people be lying, bro.

SPEAKER_14

It's a lot of shit. Okay, bam. I be doing when people be lying. I'm not gonna be able to do that. People are lying right now.

SPEAKER_12

I'm not lying to you, my nigga. I would not. I'm not lying to you. I only ate. How many pussies have y'all ate? How many pussies have y'all ate? Multiple, right? More than two. Correct? Correct. I only ate two. Congratulations. So you can't tell me that I would go eat uh million Megan Stalin ass or her pussy. I wouldn't eat no pussy. You nasty. You nasty. I just thought about that. Who? Rain on me. Minnesota. Oh you rain on me. Yeah, that nigga ate Minnesota, remember? I did. God damn it. She's singing with him.

SPEAKER_15

Huh?

SPEAKER_04

She's singing with him. It'd be the thought that counts.

SPEAKER_15

You know, it is what it is.

SPEAKER_12

Nasty nug. Nasty ass.

SPEAKER_15

I am who I am. Listen, I am who I am and who I am not, I will never be. God damn it.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not gonna eat your pussy if I know you fucked a lot of niggas. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_12

Question. Would you suck a dick to save your mama's life? It depends on the dick. My dick.

SPEAKER_14

I'm bullshit. I'm bullshit. Alright, y'all. Hey, love key.

SPEAKER_08

Hey, love key. Is that gay? Like, good nigga.

SPEAKER_13

Like, if you suck your own dick. What? Like, like. No, no, I'm saying, like, look, like, like, like, like. No, I'm saying, you said, would you suck a dick to save your mom's life, right? If a nigga was to do that shit to himself, is that like, how would you look at that? Versus him doing it to another nigga. What do you think?

SPEAKER_15

Hey, hey, hey. What do you think? No, hold on, no.

SPEAKER_13

I'm asking y'all.

SPEAKER_15

I want to know your answer. Do you think it's gay for a nigga to suck his other dick?

SPEAKER_13

Is it gay for a nigga to suck another dick?

SPEAKER_15

I'm asking you. I'm asking you. Is it gay for a dick?

SPEAKER_13

Is it gay for another nigga to suck another dick? Okay, so would you suck your own dick or would you suck another nigga's dick?

SPEAKER_15

I answered your question.

SPEAKER_08

That's too many dicks.

SPEAKER_15

Answered your question. Now can you answer mom?

SPEAKER_13

Both of them is gay. Super fucking gay.

SPEAKER_15

It depends.

SPEAKER_13

I'm sorry, bro.

SPEAKER_02

But you right suck your own dick.

SPEAKER_08

No.

SPEAKER_02

Would you suck a dick to save your mama life? No. Go. Heavy. No. Nope. Hush stone. Okay. Answer the question. Yeah. She said she ate ass for it. Yeah, right. Oh, you said you're nasty. It depends on who dick. Walleton. She'll suck a dick. Will. No, she's dead. My mama was dead off the ass.

SPEAKER_15

Mine was too. Oh, so three nose, three years. I know my mama's going to heaven.

SPEAKER_12

I do know my mama goes to heaven though. Shit. I don't even know where my mama is going.

SPEAKER_02

You don't know that.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, you don't know that.

SPEAKER_02

Save Tina for me.

SPEAKER_12

Okay, that's a question. That's a question. Everybody knows their mothers, right? Do you feel your mother's going to heaven or hell when she passed?

SPEAKER_04

Baba will go to hell.

SPEAKER_12

I don't know where mine's going.

SPEAKER_04

I don't either. I know my family's going to be.

SPEAKER_12

Nobody knows. No, I think my seat my mama do some shit.

SPEAKER_02

Me too. So I it depends. I don't know, honestly.

SPEAKER_13

We don't know how how improved y'all appearance have been from the neighborhood.

SPEAKER_15

Now that I think where y'all think y'all going? Now that I think about it, my mama.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, that's a good question, too.

SPEAKER_15

Go to church so much that her childhood had to be terrible. Where she like, I feel like my mama is only going to church, so this shit can even out. So she's repenting every time she goes to church. Maybe she might, maybe her ass is in the middle. Where you think you going? Me? I'm going wherever the good is. I don't feel like I did nothing fucked up. I actually don't believe in heaven.

SPEAKER_02

That was shit.

SPEAKER_15

That didn't hurt nobody.

SPEAKER_14

She wanted that. No.

SPEAKER_15

She scored it all over that motherfucker, too.

SPEAKER_02

You gotta think about the Bible. This nigga said she wanted that.

SPEAKER_15

We blessed that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02

You gotta think about I'm going to hell.

SPEAKER_15

I don't think well, depending on, I don't I'm going to hell too. Look, I'm I'm gonna keep it a beam. I read the Bible a couple times. Shit really ain't I ain't even gonna lie. I really just be opening the Bible, reading, and maybe it stick, maybe it don't. You know what I mean? But I feel like if there is a place for good people, whether you believe in God or Christianity, if you're a good person in your life, you should, you know, I mean, the afterlife should reflect that. I don't think I did nothing that fucked up or I would be in hell. I have.

SPEAKER_12

I have too.

SPEAKER_15

Well, that's y'all.

SPEAKER_12

So but y'all have that. Like you said, actually, I don't think I would have a problem with that. I think me and the devil would be cool. That'd be like, oh shit, my nigga, you mad me.

SPEAKER_15

That's another thing, too. It's like, damn, do y'all think heaven is a fun place? Like with the stuff that we do, is heaven a place without no sin? Yes, that's what it's supposed to be. Heaven is a place where there is no sin. You'll be going to hell then. I would definitely be going to hell.

SPEAKER_02

That's what I said. Not saying it like that, but I'm saying like you.

SPEAKER_15

I'm not gonna I'm a great guy. Yeah, I'm gonna have fun in the heavenly. I'm good to people, but I don't think I will have fun in heaven. You'll be basically your happy place.

SPEAKER_12

That's what I believe. So it's gonna be your happy or definition of happy.

SPEAKER_15

You know what I think? I think your consciousness goes wherever you believe that you're supposed to be. But I'm saying, like, say if you die in a good state of mind, in the moments of you dying, you like, fuck it. I live the life, let's see what's next.

SPEAKER_12

That's how I felt when I got to the shot.

SPEAKER_15

Your shit gonna be cool.

SPEAKER_12

That's how I feel when I got shot. I almost died when I was going in and out of consciousness, though. I was like, fuck it. Listen, let me go.

SPEAKER_15

When I almost died, I almost choked on a Popeye ticket shout, so I swear to God. And I I bullshit you now, nigga, everything with black. And before, like I lost consciousness, I'm like, never the fucking Popeye ticket sounds finna take me out. I laughed, I said, fuck it, and just let go. But it was a bitch in the car, she put me in the head like that. Shit came up and I came back. But in that moment, I'm like, fuck it. I lived a good life. I hope y'all don't laugh about me.

SPEAKER_02

That's fucked up.

SPEAKER_04

Popeye's chicken sandwich though.

SPEAKER_15

I swear to God. And in the line too, because I have forgot to order her shit. I ordered two Popeye, a spicy and a regular. We got I ordered my shit, forgot to order her shit, got back in line. So you was choking. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

And couldn't breathe.

SPEAKER_15

At all. I swear to God, she put me in a headlock. I went home. Nigga, it's blood coming out my nose, cleaning my ears, there's blood in there. Nigga, my eyes red, puffy as a bitch. I got a picture in my other phone. I was fucked up. I couldn't swallow for like three days. Pause.

SPEAKER_04

Fucking choppy.

SPEAKER_15

That liquor gone.

SPEAKER_12

I was so thinking that when she picked that bitch up.

SPEAKER_15

What was y'all actually like, if y'all had to choose, what was y'all favorite part of the cruise?

SPEAKER_02

I ain't gonna lie. Everything about it was crazy.

SPEAKER_15

I feel like I got a better question.

SPEAKER_02

I feel like honestly and truly, the club night. The club seemed to every single night, from the club to the casino to the um buffet.

SPEAKER_15

You wanna know what's crazy? When I sent y'all that picture, I was really hurt. That shit really.

SPEAKER_02

Honestly and truly.

SPEAKER_15

I'm not gonna lie, nigga. I know, listen. When I was scrolling through Alia TikTok and I'm looking at the picture, I'm like, oh, okay, cool, cool. I seen a picture with y'all four. Oh, she's that shit really broke my heart because I'm like, damn.

SPEAKER_02

Well, you know, it was nowhere to be found. You know, on the eighth floor when they how do you we literally just stopped there? Honestly, truly, I think we might have been going to either they was taking me to go smoke, we was on the eighth floor.

SPEAKER_15

This hurt you. That shit hurt because it was us five together.

SPEAKER_02

It was the five trio.

SPEAKER_15

We was the Jackson Five, the five hard people. Why do you look like that?

SPEAKER_02

Who me? Yeah.

SPEAKER_14

I was drunk.

SPEAKER_02

I seen that picture. What the fuck you want me to do when I'm drunk?

SPEAKER_15

I said that shit hurt. I said, God.

SPEAKER_02

I was drunk. What you want me to do? Be myself or not? You acting just like Mariah. You want me to be myself and you want me to be another beat when I'm drunk? Boy.

SPEAKER_15

I got so once y'all answer this. I got another question to ask y'all.

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_15

What was the question? Let them answer first. What question? Let them answer first. God damn it. Oh, oh me and Heaven, you, and yeah. I'll go last.

SPEAKER_04

What's the question? I feel like mine was basically like when we went with Showtime, the club night, and like our dinner.

SPEAKER_15

The dinners together or the after party dinners?

SPEAKER_04

The dinners together. I don't know. I just like when everybody was together. Right. After party. The club, the pool.

SPEAKER_02

She was in the pool.

SPEAKER_04

Um that's about it.

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I think.

SPEAKER_15

Alright, this is a question for. Damn, can I ask? Oh, my fault.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, I ain't part of the group. Yeah, you are. Damn, this nigga acting like the cruiser all over again. Irritate. Fuck y'all and just fuck me and then win with y'all nigga. I think my favorite part was uh if I would literally would have to choose. It would have been the deep sea fashion when I was off the boat. Yeah, that shit was fair as fuck.

SPEAKER_15

I'm a different nigga. Alright, so this is a question for us. Four. Well, I guess y'all can answer it too. What did y'all do on this cruise or like not do on this cruise that y'all want to do in the next one? On the last cruise, I'm like, I wasn't really, I was staying away from a lot of women on purpose. And on this cruise, I'm like, fuck it. It is what it is. The next cruise, who knows what I'm gonna be like? I ain't thought about it yet. But that question just popped up in my head. What would what would y'all do different on the next cruise that y'all didn't do on this one?

SPEAKER_02

You said what?

SPEAKER_15

I actually bitch.

SPEAKER_02

I haven't What'd you say?

SPEAKER_15

I said, what would you do on the next cruise that you didn't do on this cruise?

SPEAKER_02

Get drunker faster.

SPEAKER_15

Earlier in the day? I'm not gonna lie. No. But look.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, no, I'm lying. Talk to more bitches. I'm on more bitches because I seen that my bitch was talking to bitches on some real nigga shit. Let me ask. Shut the fuck up. Let me ask Tom Bam and Henry. If y'all was me.

SPEAKER_15

That bitch would have been knotted up.

SPEAKER_02

If y'all was me in a relationship with somebody.

SPEAKER_13

Not at the fuck. You were showing out on the cruise?

SPEAKER_02

What? You ain't here?

SPEAKER_13

You were showing out? I mean, my father gave me a little bit of something, but not really.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, if y'all was me on the cruise. If y'all was me on the cruise going in a relationship with somebody, would y'all be single or sitting in a relationship after the cruise?

SPEAKER_15

I'm not gonna lie, I told you when we was at the pool, I said, look, bro, I'm not gonna lie, you a stud, so I don't get into y'all's type of shit. I don't know how y'all move, when y'all do y'all's little thing. Me personally, this shit not flying with me.

SPEAKER_04

Heavy. I'm very territorial, so I don't honestly.

SPEAKER_02

Honestly, you was with Mariah more than anybody.

SPEAKER_04

You and you know who she didn't do nothing when we was by ourselves, but when you Seen whatever you seen is whenever I seen whatever I would be in a relationship like her, or would you not be?

SPEAKER_02

Honestly, tell the truth. So you see what you say.

SPEAKER_12

I ain't seen anything though. Uh oh. Not with Mariah. I ain't seen her.

SPEAKER_02

Honestly, the truth. I just heard shit. She was just no. Very friendly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

Whoa. There you go. Hold on. What was to be seen?

SPEAKER_04

Hold on, one more. She was just friendly.

SPEAKER_15

Hold on. We're calling you from a different phone.

SPEAKER_02

I was only friendly friendly with motherfuckers she already talked to. But I'm not mad though. Because I applaud her.

SPEAKER_15

You shouldn't be. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_12

You deleted her number? I don't know if her number on that. You deleted it? I never had it on that. Bro should have asked for something else before you went that way.

SPEAKER_02

I know, but I was trying to say that before.

SPEAKER_15

I did. I asked y'all. I said, What'd y'all do differently? No, she answered it, ain't nobody else answered.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, she was just saying she was like, I'm just gonna talk to some more bitches.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I'm gonna be more freely.

SPEAKER_12

I think I would be.

SPEAKER_02

I was open a lot.

SPEAKER_12

We'll just go single. I don't know. I just I think I just have a little bit more fun.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, um, you man, you want me to go single? That's it. Go single.

SPEAKER_15

That's what it sounds like to me. I don't think y'all need to go single. I'm not saying single. I think y'all set boundaries when you all went on a cruise? No. I'm not gonna lie. I think uh Leah. Hey.

SPEAKER_12

What's up?

SPEAKER_02

What it do, brother?

SPEAKER_12

Okay, so what would you do differently on a next cruise that you didn't do on this one?

SPEAKER_05

Take my pictures before I get drunk.

SPEAKER_12

Who you think was the drunkest? In order. In order.

SPEAKER_02

And don't lie.

SPEAKER_12

The drunkest or the drunks? Not the drunks. Everybody knows who the drunks were. Right. But who's the drunkest?

SPEAKER_05

The drunkest Mariah.

SPEAKER_14

Alright. Alright, no, we good. That's all we need to hear.

SPEAKER_01

We good.

SPEAKER_08

I'm believing the rest of the Mariah.

SPEAKER_06

Mariah was the drunk is probably Mariah, me. Thank you. Y'all Bam and Angel were drunk, but they didn't show it as much.

SPEAKER_02

Thank you.

SPEAKER_12

Bam was slumped at the dinner. You was fucked up too at that dinner, though.

SPEAKER_07

We was more so tired, though. That was not right.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I'm like, we had a long day that day, bro. We was kidding. Back to back. I was on a uh over.

SPEAKER_02

Mariah was the drunkest every day. Yeah, Mariah was the drunkest.

SPEAKER_05

I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_02

Thank you. Thank you. I'm glad. Thank you. Speak acting like I oh you just I know I'm the drunkest or be the drunkest or the drunkest of the group, but Mariah was a drunkest. And you was right behind her. Y'all was stepping on the back of each other's feet. The fuck? And heaven was.

SPEAKER_07

I didn't say I wasn't.

SPEAKER_02

I know. Heaven was right with y'all. And then it was Bam, but then it was me. I was last. Thank you.

SPEAKER_05

You and Bam was talking on the same level, but that's because you started drinking at nine o'clock in the morning every day.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, that was me. You was cheating and shit. I was drinking.

SPEAKER_02

Ain't nobody asked you all that shit. You were sitting right there when I took that fucking shot, and you damn near took one with me, but you was just like a shot before me. I know, but it don't matter.

SPEAKER_12

Alyyah came. Aaliyah found me every time. Yeah, she every minute. If y'all not in your room, where y'all at? On the smoke deck.

SPEAKER_02

On the smoke deck. No, for real. Okay, another question. You listening? How many, how many people or how many bitches or niggas did you see Mariah talking to? I feel you to say.

SPEAKER_01

God damn it. Okay. Okay, we got it.

SPEAKER_12

We got another question for you. Would you eat a random person ass to save your mama's life? I'm sorry. No. You didn't even let me finish the question.

SPEAKER_15

She heard what she needs to hear.

SPEAKER_12

Exactly. Damn, the same mom's life, he wouldn't eat no ass. If it's her time.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, I got another question. That one person on the cruise, that one person on the cruise, that was in the plug. Don't we mess it? That one person on the cruise, you in a what it what's this called? A polygamy canabby? Uh-huh. No, bitch. You in a polygamy or no? No, fuck no. Damn, you in a polygamy relationship. She said, yeah, no, yeah, yeah, no, me.

SPEAKER_12

No, I am not. That nigga all say, come eat this dick up.

SPEAKER_02

No.

SPEAKER_12

No, not that nigga. Not that nigga.

SPEAKER_05

Angel is animal.

SPEAKER_08

I'm drunk. All right, all right, all right, all right. All right.

SPEAKER_12

Another question. Why you never left the room so Bam can fuck more hoes?

SPEAKER_06

Bamma let me know when he needs the room.

SPEAKER_15

I'm not gonna lie. That last night I need the room. I need the room last night.

SPEAKER_05

The night when I was finna stay with Angel and Mariah.

SPEAKER_04

She was trying to get away.

SPEAKER_05

Huh? You took it back.

SPEAKER_15

Listen, I'm gonna let y'all go with it. Yeah, you was gonna stay. Let y'all know right now.

SPEAKER_02

All right.

SPEAKER_15

The only reason why I said she can go to the room, she said, I think they're trying to fuck me.

SPEAKER_01

I swear to God.

SPEAKER_08

Let me say y'all admitted it. I ain't admitted that. No, Mariah was Mariah. Aliyah. No, Aaliyah, fuck my head. She said, I think they were giving me.

SPEAKER_02

I said, for real. I said, wait a minute. Aliah, I was someone hunting. Who was trying to fuck you more? Me or Mariah? Bro, me and Mariah was together the most.

SPEAKER_08

Y'all was fucking. Y'all was trying to fuck. No, no, no. No.

SPEAKER_04

We was handled some business. I was trying to help her handle some business. So what was you trying to help her handle?

SPEAKER_05

You were doing a poor job. I know.

SPEAKER_04

She wanted to argue with me and she instead of doing what she needed to do.

SPEAKER_05

What are you talking about? So why? But the job got the job got done, so that's why that matters. So why you elect?

SPEAKER_12

Why you electing? Hold on, Paul, wait, Tom. Hold on, no. Why you let them take you down?

SPEAKER_05

What?

SPEAKER_12

What job?

SPEAKER_15

Bro, I did not like to take her down when I'm right. All right, all right, now, Angel.

SPEAKER_02

What was the job? What job was it? Can you stop being messy? No.

SPEAKER_05

It wasn't for her. It was for me. I don't know. I don't know nothing about no job. I literally just said it wasn't for her.

SPEAKER_04

No about the job.

SPEAKER_02

Did you did you get some dick in on the cruise?

SPEAKER_12

No.

SPEAKER_02

Did you get your coochie aid on the cruise?

SPEAKER_12

No, I wish. So you so see gang. I got another question for you. Do women got bad pussy management?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. That's the thing.

SPEAKER_15

Alright, hold on. Do you think bad pussy management matters when you're on vacation?

SPEAKER_05

Teachers on. I don't know. Teachers on. If that's what you if that's what you want to do.

SPEAKER_15

So look, look, look, look, look, look, look. They was telling me that the bitches that was fucking me got bad pussy management, but I'm trying to explain to them like giving a pussy to me on vacation is not bad pussy management. What was the job? You just having a good time. They don't even know you. You can tell when a motherfucker is a good person. I promise you, I can have a conversation one time with somebody and I know if this is a good person or is this somebody that I need to stay away from.

SPEAKER_02

What was the job? Bro, shut the fuck up. What you say?

unknown

I'm trying to figure out.

SPEAKER_02

What was the job? What the fuck the job was? She said she got the she said she got the job.

SPEAKER_07

We can talk with y'all and all the time. Fuck all that.

SPEAKER_15

I'm not trying to know. That's not what we do. That's not how we're doing this. We talk about that shit right here.

SPEAKER_12

That's messy. That's messy. Did you eat her pussy on the cruise? Who?

unknown

Alia's.

SPEAKER_12

No. What was the job then?

SPEAKER_04

That's not the job.

SPEAKER_12

Did you use did you use Angel Strap all Aaliy? No.

SPEAKER_04

What the fuck is y'all getting from this? Um I didn't jump Aliyah. I didn't eat. I think Oliah didn't do nothing.

SPEAKER_15

Listen, I just want to. This is not what we're talking about. The job. I just want to ask you this question.

SPEAKER_04

So the job that had tonight with neither one of y'all.

SPEAKER_15

Listen, the last night was y'all not trying to fuck Aaliyah.

SPEAKER_04

I was not trying to fuck her for real. She was trying to be a good one.

SPEAKER_14

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on.

SPEAKER_15

Cool. But I no, listen. Let me let me ask you this question real quick. So if I didn't give her the card back to the room and she came in there on that type of time, would y'all have fucked her?

SPEAKER_04

That's a different story.

SPEAKER_01

That's a different story.

SPEAKER_08

You lying.

SPEAKER_02

You lied story. You lying. But if you would have came to the room with me and I just wouldn't want to look for Mariah, that was a throw off. Mariah was trying to go out of the day, and she was trying to make it back before me so they could be fucking when I walked in the goofies.

SPEAKER_08

I would have goofies. I played the book. Let's tell the truth.

SPEAKER_01

Let's tell the truth.

SPEAKER_14

You were supposed to go in. No one's supposed to be with you.

SPEAKER_04

I said, okay, I'm gonna be back. But you said she was drunk.

SPEAKER_15

That's on me. That's on it.

SPEAKER_04

Exactly. Cause she said she was about to let down.

SPEAKER_08

I leave was damn near from the band left.

SPEAKER_02

And now a band was in and I left him, and then I came back before you. That was the fuck up. I shouldn't have took my tongue out. I was looking like what the fuck, my bitch goes.

SPEAKER_14

You should have told me. You should have eaten.

SPEAKER_05

That's why y'all got into it with the thing I fucked up.

SPEAKER_08

You was mad.

SPEAKER_05

Damn, I fucked up.

SPEAKER_14

I wanted anything.

SPEAKER_05

Mariah, is that why you take me asking? Was I still up there?

SPEAKER_08

She was trying to lick that motherfucker on her head. Look, Alia.

SPEAKER_04

I feel talking about something. Look, I'm getting irritated.

SPEAKER_08

Alia.

SPEAKER_05

She knew of course the motherfucking phone talking about. I eat a little tick. I like it a little tart. Why the fuck do you keep saying that? I like it tart too.

SPEAKER_12

Hey, hey. I like your flavor too.

SPEAKER_05

Why do you keep saying that? Because I do.

SPEAKER_15

Like it a little flavored. Yeah, it was a little hot in that club. Your ass will sit down.

SPEAKER_04

They would shake your ass. That's not the case. That's a good thing.

SPEAKER_12

Angel will shake that ass in my face, baby.

SPEAKER_02

Why you give good head, Olive? I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_04

How do you work out my face? Look at me.

SPEAKER_12

I'm not playing. This guy looked spicy, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04

I don't want to be a partner like it.

SPEAKER_12

Hey, you gonna come pick them up? Stop plug. I don't like girls only when I'm drunk.

SPEAKER_02

Well, take a shot or two.

SPEAKER_12

Y'all heard what she said, right?

SPEAKER_02

I heard her.

SPEAKER_12

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Take a shot or two girls. People ride you up first, take her around, drive around, get a little drunk.

SPEAKER_15

Let her say Airbnb.

SPEAKER_04

Your ship is like sorry, this only happened on the curves. What happens on the cruise down the curse? What happens from the city?

SPEAKER_12

That is so not true because we're spelling everything.

SPEAKER_02

No, for real.

SPEAKER_12

That's not what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02

I feel like what the what the plan was. What the play was. Let me know.

SPEAKER_12

What's the plan? Oh my God, Angel. Shut up. Just shut up. It's okay. Eat that pussy. Yeah. Eat that pussy. You're gonna eat that pussy. Do I know the plan? Yes, you do. You wanna join, bro?

SPEAKER_15

Doing what? Force them. Force him? I'm cool on the forcing, man. That might be fun. Oh, freaky is a bitch. Let's just get your rocks off. Hey, you think you can keep up? What's out? Huh?

SPEAKER_06

What?

SPEAKER_15

Where is she mad? I'm gonna be teaching her moves. Oh, that's how you do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna get my eyes out first.

SPEAKER_01

I know.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna get my rocks out first and I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_15

It's all right.

SPEAKER_12

I'm not eating though because I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_02

It's not alright. Y'all got me.

SPEAKER_04

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_12

I get both.

SPEAKER_04

So I'm confused.

SPEAKER_02

It's something good about the dick that don't go soft. But you can't. I can't wait. You can't.

SPEAKER_07

You can't get a pair of.

SPEAKER_02

That's all I can't. I don't get on soft. I don't get tired. I keep going and going and going and going and going and going. Nobody wants that action. You don't know you don't want you don't know you don't want it until you you had it. Don't say you don't want it. You don't want that. You don't know what that feels like. Alright. Oh, you said something? Alright. Hang up. Hang up, bam. Hurry up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up on it, though. Is it over yet? Yes, it's over. You say you came how many times?

SPEAKER_15

Answer that question. Uh, what would you do different? That was the only thing you had to say taking different pictures before you get drunk.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Um, just take it to Oh, you yeah, yeah. Recording more, taking more pictures. I feel like I didn't like really record much.

SPEAKER_12

And you're not eating no random ass to save your mama's life. No, sorry, mama. Sorry, mom.

SPEAKER_07

You will do it.

SPEAKER_12

Fuck no, she had to go.

SPEAKER_07

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02

I will. I'ma save my mama.

SPEAKER_12

Heaven drunk. You doing heaven. She's drunk. Heaven eating that ass.

SPEAKER_02

Heaven say, uh, yeah, let me know. Everybody else say yes. Yeah, we all say I say yeah.

SPEAKER_15

I'm not gonna lie. My mom goes to church every day.

SPEAKER_05

Boy, she was She said she's going to heaven. Yeah, she does it.

SPEAKER_15

She knows where she's going.

SPEAKER_05

We're doing it. He's doing it on a regular, on a regular day.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_12

I'm not uh hey, okay, mom's definitely dying too. I'm not eating a big thing. I am not eating my mama's ass. We'll got to eat ass face.

SPEAKER_08

She said you got to eat ass face.

SPEAKER_15

That nigga told me he wouldn't eat mag to style in your ass.

SPEAKER_08

All right, I leave. Alright, all right. Hang up. She been drinking, hang up on her mother. Hang up on her motherfucking ass.

SPEAKER_12

We're gonna leave the pod on that note. Eat your mama ass to save her life.

SPEAKER_08

Would you or would you not?

SPEAKER_15

Rip mom ducks.

SPEAKER_12

Mom's gotta go. Well, Holland, thanks for listening to Flipped Up Podcast. Come fuck with us next week, man.

SPEAKER_04

Yep, yep.