Episode 20: Off the Record Q&A

This week on Off the Record Q&A we dove head first into the off-the-wall questions, random “what ifs,” strange conspiracies, unpopular thoughts, and the kind of conversations most people usually keep locked in their heads.
From deep thoughts to completely unhinged scenarios, this episode is one of those late-night conversation vibes where nothing is off limits and every question somehow spirals into something even crazier. 👀
If you love raw conversations, weird discussions, conspiracy rabbit holes, dark humor, and hearing people say the thoughts everyone else avoids saying out loud… this episode is definitely for you. 🎙️✨
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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

What up? What it do, bro? Hey guys. Hi guys. Hi, Sav. Hi Marie. Savvy dwarf. Marie. Marie. What can you say? There's nothing you can say that will satisfy my name. Marie. It's Marl, motherfucker. Oh. My bad. Oh, by the way, y'all, y'all have been pronouncing her name all wrong. It's actually Mary. Okay. It is not Mary, bro. I get called like Mary, Marie, Maria. Oh, my name's Marie. Um, Maria, Miriam, Marl. Did I already say that? Marty. Marty is crazy. I have gotten called a Marty before. I get called like Samantha, Sabrina, and Vanessa. I don't know where Vanessa ever comes from, but I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_02 0:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:55

I'm like, does that throw y'all off or something? Vanessa. Sabina. Don't don't Saviner. Sabineer. Ma winer. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:09

Okay. Okay. Seriously.

SPEAKER_01 1:11

Um, so this is gonna be a very unserious episode. Nella. We I feel like it's been a while since we've really just like checked in, you know. Yeah, just gotten to the the biz, man.

SPEAKER_00 1:23

Yeah, it's been a while. We've been super busy, like in all of the best ways. And yeah, you know, life be life in.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

It's product producting. Yeah, producting.

SPEAKER_00 1:35

Producing.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

Producting. Producing.

SPEAKER_00 1:41

Anyways, today we're gonna do another like part two to like our like get to know, get to know us type of deal, you know. Random facts, random thoughts, opinions, whatever comes to mind, you know. Just vibes.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Have you ever thought about a brain not being a brain? Like being a brain.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

But what kind? Like, what would it be?

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Like an elastic.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

So like but how like that would be weird, wouldn't it? I don't even know where I'm going with this. I mean, I feel like that would be really heavy in our heads every time we would like put like our head would go to the side, we'd like fall on the ground because it's too heavy. Yeah, no, you already do that. There's a reason why you're clumsy. It probably is. You know what? I never thought about that. You got a big head, got a big head, big head, little body. It's okay. You just got a big head and a big body. I say that because you're tall. Have you ever seen her run through a cornfield, guys? That actually would be really funny because all you would see is like from the top of the yeah, you would see it moving, but you wouldn't see nobody in there. That would be so funny. Okay, bros.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

Uh, you feel like answering some questions, bro? Yeah, bro. Let's get to it. Let's get to it. Okay, we're gonna start off strong.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

Okay. Oh goodness. What's the dumbest way that you've injured yourself? The dumbest way I've ever injured. Yeah. So I flew off of the top of a bunk bed and there was no bed on the bottom, and I clearly knew that. Um, and when I did, I mean, I I cracked my foot. Oh, that sounds painful. Or kickball, man. Broken arm playing kickball. How do you break an arm playing a sport that requires no arms? I tripped in a hole. That'll do it. That's the one. I don't even know.

SPEAKER_00 3:31

I've got a lot, I've hurt myself in so many dumb ways.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

It's hard to pick. Um, are there any dumb ways that you remember me hurting myself? Aside from falling down your stairs, but I had a valid reason because it was icy. Okay. That was twice, ma'am. I don't think there's a valid reason to fall icy. Twice. Two times. This was like a day or two apart. I remind you, there's rails for her to hold on to. They also holding on to them. I remember that. Wow, Murray. She was right behind me, too. She's like, don't fall. I remember it too. Like I visually see it right now. Like she was like holding on for dear life, but still fell. Oh, you know what's the dumbest way I've hurt myself? Um I I fell on a treadmill, but I would not let go of the sides, and it skinned like the the sorry guys, it's a little uh grotesque, but yeah, I um it like skinned my legs, but I was like really young and it was going as fast as it could possibly go. So that's probably the dumbest way because I was running on it and somebody turned the thing all the way up and I tripped and I held on to the sides, and instead of like jumping off, I did I just let let it happen. That that's kind of crazy. I'm not gonna lie. Getting hurt by a treadmill that takes special talent. And no lie, I had a fear of treadmills forever. Like I can get on them now. I thank you for checking on my mental status with that. But stairs, I'm still terrified of stairs. Those did nothing to you. Oh, them stairs did a whole lot to me. Okay, it was extremely you guys. If you've never fallen down stairs, it's not what you think it is. It hurts way worse than whatever kind of pain you envision falling down stairs. You know, I don't think I've ever fell down these stairs. Some stairs hurt, bitch. One thing I can tell you is them is some sturdy stairs. It hurts so bad. Your butt almost broke. Okay. I had a big ass bruise. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Um, why okay, so I have a question that I truly actually do want to know the answer to.

SPEAKER_00 5:45

If ghosts are real, why are they always so dramatic?

SPEAKER_01 5:52

Like, why are you sassy?

SPEAKER_00 5:54

Like, why are you why are y'all so angry all the time?

SPEAKER_01 5:57

Like, why are y'all knocking shit over and like fucking with the lights? Like, I swear, like, have you ever like witnessed a black shadow beside you in your peripheral vision just like like go by you like that? Have you ever seen that?

SPEAKER_00 6:12

That happens to me all the time. And I'm like, can y'all please get the fuck up out of here?

SPEAKER_01 6:15

Yeah, I feel like they're like it's like hide and seek for them. Like, they're just trying to show themselves. Um, why are they so dramatic? Why are they so dramatic?

SPEAKER_00 6:23

Um you think that do you think maybe they have to do something dramatic for them to be noticed? You know? Have you ever watched that movie? You know what?

SPEAKER_01 6:36

I have no idea what movie it is. So you you remember the movie, but you don't remember the the name, or you don't remember the movie?

SPEAKER_00 6:46

Wait, it's not a movie, it's a book.

SPEAKER_01 6:50

What kind of book? Uh Ask Ask for Andrea. Oh, that sounds yeah, that sounds weird. Well, anyway, it's about this girl that is a ghost, and she has unfinished business here on Earth because the guy that killed her is still out like killing other girls, and all of the ghosts find each other, and they all figure out that if they have a really, really strong emotion that they can do something, either move something or like call, like someone can kind of hear their voice or something. Anyway, I feel like they're dramatic because they want to make a point, bro.

SPEAKER_00 7:27

Like, yeah, it's like I'm here, right? Skir off, bro. Okay, let's see. What's the next swan?

SPEAKER_01 7:36

What what would your personal warning label say? Um, talk uh point of view talks a lot or point of view um weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one. Strange euphoric. I don't know. I'm here for it. Weird and euphoric is Marie's warning. Warning. You will experience euphoric. Um, okay, let's see. My personal warning label. Um short. That is obvious. People are already warned when they see me from she stands next to people in the grass. All they see is the top of the grass. Wow, Marie Lynn. Have you ever thought about that? You know what you see above the grass, or is it like a tall fence to you? You know what?

SPEAKER_00 8:29

I'm gonna get some meta glasses and just like for a day record what a day in my life is like so you guys can see what it's like to do this.

SPEAKER_01 8:38

Dude, you should so do that. I would literally watch a series of that. It's like people doing things. Have you seen those?

SPEAKER_00 8:43

Put a GoPro on.

SPEAKER_01 8:44

Have you seen those where it like shows the faces all like oh yeah, like distorted and they're like the 360 GoPro thing? Yes, there's this uh British lady that I watch all the time that does it. I think she's British, but it is so funny. I just laugh really hard every time. Yeah, that sounds like a fun thing. Okay, my personal, my actual real yeah, warning label would probably be uh warning gets distracted, cannot hold conversation. Yeah, we were literally on the phone earlier, and I was telling her something very important, and she's like, huh? What'd you say? And I'm like, I don't even remember now, but like I was like, Savannah, did you not listen to anything I said? And you're like, no, but oh, I said I zoned out, sorry. Yeah, and I was like, bro. Sorry, I'm sorry that happens a lot. No, but yours would be short. Hold on, two foot four. Wow, yeah, two four. Okay, at least I'm not like 1013. Oh, wait. Attitude hangry and attitude hangry. Um hangry attitude dork two four. Well, you know what, Marie? Yours would be, you know what? I've already told you before what yours would be. Say it again. Cries easily. I know, I swear. It's so true, bro. It really is. But it's for good thing, good cries and weird. Honestly, mostly good cries. Yeah, I don't I think it's been a long time since I've well no, it hasn't. I just had a family member die. Ah but besides that, it has been a while since you've actually like cried since I like cried, cried. Okay, let's go to a different kind of topic. I'm just saying my coping mechanisms are trying to laugh, so that's okay because I have a really dark sense of humor. Oh, yeah, I know. We literally talk about stuff all the time where we like, huh? That's crazy, that's weird. Why would you say that? Wait, what were we talking about?

SPEAKER_02 10:52

Sorry conversations.

SPEAKER_01 10:54

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. I was reading at the same time. I can't do two things at once. Actually, warning label cannot do two things at once. I try I actually am a really good multitasker. If you want, I can do multiple things fairly good at once. Okay. I can't do multiple things really good all at once, but I also can't do one thing really good. I can only do multiple things somewhat good. Okay. So talk with your hands like it's I can't help it. Like a hobby because like it's a hobby. Yeah. Because you're like running score. Like as you were just talking, you're like doing it. Holding things in my hand. I can't help it that I am just, you know. I never noticed that about you until now. You're a Tom Talk. I am so moving. I've always been that way. I've always seen like videos about it, but I've never seen like a hand talker like in Oh yeah. Maybe. Yeah, you're the first. I'm trying so hard not to move my hands while I talk. I'm just kidding. Um okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:56

Um what horror movie death would absolut Wait, what horror movie death would absolutely be yours?

SPEAKER_01 12:11

Sorry, that was worded weird, so it like my brain didn't process. Okay, but like how I guess you know what I mean. Yeah. If I'm being completely honest about mine, I'm gonna be the blonde girl that trips over a million things. No, please, no. I could see mine be um, I don't remember what movie that was. I want to say it's Scream, where she gets trapped in the doggy door, like trying to get out. Oh god. Yeah, it'd probably be me, honestly. Because I'd be like, jump out of here. You would be in like the smallest places, like an air space vent. Girl, you know how many times I've thought about that? If something happens, where am I going? I'm small. You know what? I will hide, I don't care where I hide, I'll hide under the fridge. I don't you're like uh what's his name? What's the the mouse? Um you know what I'm talking about? The really famous mouse. Bitch, are you talking about Mickey Mouse? No. Oh that's the only really famous mouse I know a Peter Mom. Cat and Hat? Tom and Jerry. Tom and Jerry. Why can I not think of Tom and Jerry? I watched it. He failed on all levels. Yeah. Um, Tom and Jerry, bro. Like, think about it. You're the like hiding a wall. Yeah. That would be you, man. Okay, I got a good one for you. What? What? What is a normal thing that gives horror movie energy? A normal thing? Yeah, something that's like normal, but it gives like horror movie energy. Walking in a park alone. Ooh, yes. Have you like down like that? Yeah, I don't know what it is nowadays though, but like I wouldn't even walk down my driveway without feeling like I'm in a horror movie, like just staring around. Girl, every time I walk out here and I go to get in my car and it's dark outside, I'm looking around. I'm like, somebody's watching me from the trees. Have you ever like have you ever gone outside here specifically at night? Don't freak me out. And think of like the skin. What are those things? Yes. Uh, Slenderman. Have you ever thought about skinwalkers like that or just like Slenderman specifically? Oh my god, yeah, like you know what times. Our generation grew up playing like the Slender uh Slenderman game on the computer, so yeah, absolutely. I do, I feel like that our generation probably all has that same irrational fear is that Slenderman is the one. What? And the the back in the day, like when everybody used to watch those videos of where this car is like driving, and then like you're watching it go around the car. Was it Nico? It was Nico. Yeah, that's hilarious. I was gonna say Yeah, that was crazy. I want to do that to my son too. Okay, let's see. Oh, I didn't even say mine. Yes, I did say mine. We went on a tangent. Oopsies. Okay. What is the scariest thing to hear at 3 a.m.?

SPEAKER_02 15:07

The scariest thing to hear?

SPEAKER_01 15:08

Yeah. Um what would be like the scariest thing to hear at 3 a.m.?

SPEAKER_02 15:16

I see that.

SPEAKER_01 15:19

Yeah. Yeah. That'd be pretty creepy. No, honestly, to hear at 3 a.m. is probably something breathing into my ear or whispering into my ear at 3 a.m. while I'm fucking asleep, and me just keep my eyes closed because I'm like paralyzed because something just whispered in my ear. You know what it would be for me? What you know I sneeze a lot. Oh god. So if I like sneezed and someone was like, bless you, and nobody's home. And what if I imitated the voice of someone you know? Honestly, I'd be like, What you doing in my house? Like, I don't think I would catch it until later. Do you believe in that though? Have you heard about that? Where like, what are those called? Oh, I didn't answer the other question. You didn't know. Well, okay, finish what you were saying. So, you know, like, okay, those things that like are supposed to shape shifters or something like that. Yeah, skipers. Yeah, but like they can mimic other people's voices. Yes. So me and Stephana were talking about that one day, and I was like, that literally is so terrifying. Like, if I'm home and I hear like my like if I'm home alone and I hear like my kid's voice or you know, like one of y'all, I would like I would stay so still. Like, I've got to be a good one. I know a lot of good short horror films that are based on that concept of like mimics and skinwalkers and stuff, and they're all pretty creepy. Bro, I tried to do your route of like watching short horror films, but I got so scared. I woke up at 3 a.m. for like a week straight at the same time. Oh girl. And from there, I was like, yeah, don't trust Salve. She is not the one to trust for skinwalkers or short horror films. Honestly, I uh highly advise everybody to watch short horror films because they're so underrated. I feel like they're so much they can be so much scary. Some of them are like barbecue. Yeah, because of what I kind of think. And I'm like, that's I do that when in the middle of a scary movie too, but that's also my reaction to being nervous. I laugh the psycho. You know what? I've already been advised to talk about it in therapy, so just um, so the question I didn't answer was what is a normal thing that gives horror movie energy? And to be real, like just to be really boring and give like a boring answer, I feel like surgery. Because I'm like, what do you mean you're putting me to sleep and then you're cutting me open? That's wild. Yeah, Dr. Death was crazy. That's like oh, that's why I don't like surgery either. Is hearing that story and like everything about that? It's really sad. Um, okay. What is another good one? What's your apocalypse survival role? You tell me your answer first, because I am girl. I'm dead. I don't want to be an apocalypse. I'm not surviving nothing. Don't expect me. No, I'm not fighting for my life. Oh, I'm gonna f no, I'm not fighting nothing. If the whole everything, if if they're shutting this motherfucker down, I'm going with it. What am I gonna be doing out here? I have no reason to be here. You're gonna be the blonde girl on no girl. I'm gonna be the dead girl. I'm gonna be the dead girl. I'm not gonna be here. No. Um, what would you do?

SPEAKER_00 18:40

I feel like I could see you like if you were in like a what? A gardener. Yes, I was gonna say I could see like growing things and like canning them and doing all of that.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

I could see you doing that. Then weed would be legal, guys. I mean, there would be no lawcalp. I'm like, there would be no law, so technically we are not approving or denying it, but um, in approval, but um allegedly, um, that would be legal during that time because there would be no law, there would be no need for it to be legal. Yeah, I don't know. That's just the random thoughts I get. Okay, let's see. What is a toxic trait you know you have? I feel like we went over that one before. Did we? Yeah. I I don't know what mine would be. I guess my new answer would be my man, my man, my man. What does that mean? That means like I'm I guess that's a toxic trait, is like just a little trait trait. English. Yeah, well, this is gibberish, okay? Um but mine would be, you know, my man, my man. Is like just like being protective of him or like being Yeah, but like not claiming him as a possession. Yes, he's mine. He is mine, but um, like I don't know how to explain that. Like I don't like I don't like girls who can be disrespectful. Oh, like to your relationship? Yeah, like okay, tell me this isn't okay, this goes with this, but it's like the worst thing ever. But like as a girl, if a girl, if a girl you don't know and he doesn't know comes up to you and addresses him only and doesn't even address you, how would that make you feel? How would it make me feel? Yeah. Um, I'd probably just sit there and look at her and you know how I am, but like if they won't even look at you, like they just address him only without even it depends because karate chops, see that's my toxic trait.

SPEAKER_00 20:56

See, it depends because it's like it depends on the the situation. Now, if it's like she's sitting there having a full-on conversation with my woman, um I'm gonna be quick to be like, hey, how are you? and put my hand out. I'm Savannah, nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_01 21:12

Yeah, because I mean I'm not gonna be rude, but also like I'm gonna let you know that I'm here, even though you're trying to deny my presence. Maybe I'm here and I'm here to stay. Where are you with? What are we doing here? What are we doing here? Dismissed. Thank you. I just see a litter. Like, that's one of my biggest fears in this world is like, I mean, it's happened. I thought popcorn at the girl though. Um, literally asked Stefano. Like the girl, like, just turned around and just kept looking at Stefano when we were in the movie line. This was back when we were like immature though, like eight eighteen, nineteen, I can't remember one of those days. And um, she just kept turning around staring, even though she was whistling. And so I just looked at her and kept staring at her every time she did, and she finally like looked at me. She gave me a look, like rolled her eyes at me. Oh, girl, ill. So when she did, I just started throwing popcorn at her. I'm quick to make somebody feel uncomfortable. I'll be like, ill. It was I'm gonna make you feel uncomfortable because that is nasty behavior. And I'm gonna say ill because gross. Like, why?

SPEAKER_00 22:19

Okay, let's see. Uh a good one.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

What's a good one? Okay, hold on.

SPEAKER_02 22:31

Yeah. Pause. Pause. Oh. I thought you were pausing me on the music.

SPEAKER_00 22:38

Okay. I found one. Okay. What conspiracy theory sounds slightly believable?

SPEAKER_02 22:54

Slightly believable?

SPEAKER_01 22:58

I'm gonna die if I say it. You know how deep we get in. She said I'm gonna die by the government. The government. Okay. Um yeah, you know, conspiracies get pretty deep for us. Like we dive. Um let's just say I think this world is ran by some some of the people that isn't safe face. They face safe? Yeah, something. Huh? So like explain explain what you're trying to say. Okay. You don't have to go into like depth if you don't want to, but so like you know how like they say, oh, this person runs it, makes all the decisions. I think there's Yeah, I see what you're saying. Like, but I'm not meaning like presidents, I'm just meaning like in general, I think the ladder goes up more than we think it does. I gotcha.

SPEAKER_00 23:49

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Uh conspiracy theory. Um sounds slightly believable. Sam, you get pretty damn deep into those, bro.

SPEAKER_01 24:01

I'm trying to think of a good one. Sorry, microamine coke. Um I only drink Coke. Actually, the vanilla coke is really good. Have you tried that one? No. Okay. It is really good though. I actually tried this. No, that was a Dr. Pepper. Never mind. Okay, sorry. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 24:24

Uh conspiracy theory that is slightly believable.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

Um Dam. It does go real deep. It does. Okay. Like any of them that you say the government's gonna be watching you.

SPEAKER_00 24:35

Girl, fuck them. Unless they doing something for me, I don't wanna not. They don't need to be watching shit I got going. I'm swearing. Um, okay.

SPEAKER_01 24:47

Fuck, I can't think of anything. Oh, um like is paper made? What do you think paper? Like, you know, shit like that. Like I know, but I'm like blank. I actually was thinking about trees, so it's crazy you say that. Oh that rent your mind, bro. Yeah, you did, bro.

SPEAKER_00 25:03

Because I was actually thinking about trees because I have seen so many videos of people saying that trees actually like move and that they can hear you, but I don't think that's a conspiracy theory. That is just like that.

SPEAKER_01 25:16

I'm pretty sure someone had had to have done a study on that. But anyway, um that's where that that's what was going on in my brain for a second. That's why I got so quiet. Trees? Trees! Okay, that's crazy. Um, yeah, that's funny. That that's why I called you a weirdo, a dorky weirdo. Um uh anyway, next question. Okay, uh uh, what's your most irrational fear? I have a perfect one. I actually been thinking about this. What is that you have to answer? You do it first. No, no, you do it first. Okay. I have to show you because whenever I say it doesn't sound like like an irrational fear? Yes. Does that mean like a silly fear? Right? Yeah, something that's just kind of like Okay, why would you be scared of that? Or like let me see. Um Is it is it size 12 shoes? Girl Bah. No, I've seen yours before. Oh that's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 26:26

Hey man.

SPEAKER_01 26:27

Whoa, deja vu. I have deja vu from typing this in, which is a really weird sentence to type in. What did you type? Okay, I guess I have to tell you. So I have this weird every time I see it, like when something gets 3D printed, there's like these weird like connections to the bottom of it to the 3D printer, and that I don't know why, but every time I see it, I'm like, ugh, it freaks me out. I'm trying to find like a picture of it so that way that way you can see what I'm talking about because it's weird, it's a really weird looking thing. Because why does it have to look like that? That's crazy. Yeah, so there's that. That's crazy. Mine would probably be um irrational.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

Honestly, I'm scared of what am I scared of? Something irrational.

SPEAKER_01 27:27

Um I feel like I'm scared of Savannah, guys. I really am. She abuses. Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. 12 p.m. on Sundays.

SPEAKER_00 27:40

12 pm 12 p.m. on Sundays is crazy. Not the Lord's Day. We in a Bobble Bell girl. Everybody's just getting out of church at 12 p.m. Well, depends on the church, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 27:51

This means she is uh savvy dwarf demon seed. Listen here. Um, okay, so fear. Um irrational fear. Honestly, I do not oh, it's such a fear. I hate the sound of like scratching on chalkboards and like like um aluminum foil on your teeth.

SPEAKER_02 28:17

Ugh.

SPEAKER_01 28:18

Like that would hurt so bad. So, like, that's a silly fear, but like it's it's kind of rational. Bro, you're talking to somebody who used to look batteries. Really? No wonder you're charged up. No, I wouldn't lick them. I would just like put them on my tongue so that way they no wonder you know that's got ADHD so bad you can't sit still. This wasn't like a thing I did all the time. I was a really weird kid though. Like, I was a really weird kid. Hey, this is a get to know us episode. So I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

Um do you sniff gas too?

SPEAKER_01 28:56

No, I actually don't like the smell of gas like other people might. That's a thing, right? Like, yeah, people there are people who like like who crave to eat these smells or crave like dish soap and like gasoline or um what's another one? Something that's not edible that people really like to smell and just like want to eat it, which is so weird to me. Do you want to know a punishment that my mom gave me as a kid? Do I want to know, Murray? Did the evil laugh show enough concern? Um one day I know it was the seriousness in your voice. One day. This well, you just said the word, so it like reminded me of it, and we're talking about fears. I feared non-soap and any kind of liquid near me because my mom made me lick it one time, and then had soapy taste for a while. Oh, that sounds awful. Yeah, it was. It was. Uh, okay, let's see, guys. My mom is a nice person. She is, she's a very nice person. I love her so much. I promise she's not paying me to say this. I'm joking, mommy. It's just happened today. Punishments were different, bro. Like hot sauce on the fingernails. Damn, girl! Murray, that's not normal. You need to go. You're probably gonna see someone, Murray. Like, you ever your parents ever put hot sauce on your fingernails?

SPEAKER_02 30:30

I'll be like, I don't know what happened.

SPEAKER_01 30:33

Uh you know, like because I used to bite my nails really bad. I guess it's kind of equivalent to like putting hot sauce on like a past fire or like vinegar on a past fire or something. Yeah. I'm saying my kid would probably be like, give me water, and then just go on about her day. Please nobody judge my mom. That wasn't a punishment. That just was trying to help you. Did it help? Yeah. Okay then. Because then she would burn. This is where she would do it because I would bite the the oh, like the skin. Yeah. Um, damn, girl. Okay. What is one thing that you miss that no longer exists? That no longer exists? Yeah. Um don't do it.

SPEAKER_02 31:23

You don't even know what I'm about to say, bro.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

Yes, but you can say something else. No, you told me. You tell me, bro. What what? What? What? Huh? What?

SPEAKER_00 31:39

What okay, okay, okay. One thing that you missed that no longer exists anymore.

SPEAKER_01 31:46

Um, okay, so mine would be what are those magazines back in the day that used to have like touch or something. No, that's like 16 or remember what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_00 31:58

Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about, like teen something.

SPEAKER_01 32:01

Yeah, and you would get all the cute little quizzes out of them.

SPEAKER_00 32:04

They would have posters in the back. That's where I got my Justin Bieber poster for. You know what? Believer for life.

SPEAKER_01 32:12

Okay. But you Because I'm the one less lonely girl, just so you know. My secret's out, guys. Okay. I was the oneless lonely girl. Okay. Or you I also am the one that well, I saved the last dance for him. You know the song? Give the last dance to me. You're thinking really into this, bro. I love Justin Bieber. This is not a secret. Not yet. Oh, not yet.

SPEAKER_00 32:39

Okay. So one thing that I missed it no longer exists anymore. Um, I feel like it would probably be like a candy or a snack or something.

SPEAKER_01 32:50

Um, nobody remembers these when we're talking about that. But back in the gas station days, you know those fruit strips now, right? Yes. They're not the same though. There used to be these clear, transparent fruit strips back in the day and gas stations and Bryant. And nobody remembers them.

SPEAKER_00 33:10

Well, we're gonna need somebody to let us know if they remember them.

SPEAKER_01 33:14

I swear, and I want to know what their name was.

SPEAKER_00 33:17

I got one.

SPEAKER_01 33:18

Um hold on, I'm gonna see if I can because all of the ones nowadays taste really grainy. You get what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 33:24

Yes, I know what you mean.

SPEAKER_01 33:25

And those ones weren't grainy, they were very sweet. But yes, okay, what were you talking about? Sorry. Uh sorry, now I'm tuning me out. No, now I'm um tuning me out. No. Tuning me out. I'm le I hear you, I hear you, but my brain can't respond and do this at the same time.

SPEAKER_00 33:46

Okay, uh, what was I gonna say? Oh, mine is uh I was just telling someone this the other day. Uh shockers. You don't remember you don't know what that is? Yes, you do. Uh-huh. Shockers are uh like the little sour candies. Show me. You have to show me. Hold on.

SPEAKER_01 34:05

I'm trying to find these these fruiters, these fruit things fruit wrinkles. Fruit, huh? That's what it was called. Let's see. Okay, uh shockers candy. Let's see. These are not it. These are it. These are it. Shockers. Yes, bro. Those were my favorite candies. I haven't had those in a while. Damn, now my mouth is watering. The ASMR, bro. These this is the ones that I used to get though, like the the the strip tube thing. What if I ordered you a box full of them?

SPEAKER_00 34:46

I would fucking love that. A small box, I don't need a big one. You could order me like three and I'd be happy.

unknown 34:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

You would have to actually.

SPEAKER_00 34:53

Stephano really liked those two.

SPEAKER_01 34:55

Yeah, bro, because he got mad at our son the other day for trying to ask for some, and then I went and stole some. Haha. What are you talking about? The little sour thingies that you got him. Oh, you're talking about um, I know what you're talking about. Um, what about them like four of them, bro? What are they called? I don't know. They're called they have like a mango orange flavor. Yeah, something like that.

SPEAKER_02 35:22

I don't know, bro.

SPEAKER_01 35:23

You've asked me that twice. They were I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 35:27

I said uh no, I'm joking. He knows what they're called.

SPEAKER_01 35:29

But anyway, okay. Um yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:33

I uh I had to get him that for or I had to get him some for nostalgia nostalgic purposes.

SPEAKER_01 35:39

Yes, he loves those for sure, man. I think he's so excited that he went and got to watch the Mortal Kombat still. Um honestly, that was a really good day. It really was. That was my birthday, and I honestly had the best birthday.

SPEAKER_00 35:53

Hold on, shout out to my people. Let me tell y'all, guys. I felt so loved, I felt so like. If you know me, you know that I'm very like, I worry a lot and I'm always like stressing, but I felt so carefree and just so at peace all day, and then yeah, we went to go see the Mortal Kombat movie, and it was the shit.

SPEAKER_01 36:15

And I mean, she had a lot of fun, guys. You know how because I just know because she ordered a whole bunch of sushi, I showed in and rise, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sushi, all the good, all the good stuff, yes, and then your girl went to go watch Mortal Kombat, and then what else did we do?

SPEAKER_02 36:38

Oh there was a cute setup, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:40

Yes, you guys did a whole like paint, like a paint and sip style type of setup thing, and honestly, it was a vibe.

SPEAKER_01 36:49

I was digging it, yeah. And the my girl was playing like had the best playlist on, like, just you know, it just matches. My girl. Oh my god. Okay, I'm fully expecting also a very excited, high-pitched squeal. But anyway, yeah, um, so sorry guys, sorry for your ears, but okay, it's just cool to hear her be she be climbing it, man. Okay, sorry. This is this is fairly nude, guys. Anyway, you got me all bullish. Okay, so anyway, um, yeah, vibes were immaculate. I had such a great time, had such a great birthday. But yes, the movie is what we were talking about, was really good, and I had a great time watching my brother just be so happy, dude. He was so giddy.

SPEAKER_00 37:40

He he really was, and I told you already, like that is the happiest I've seen him. Like, I haven't seen him that kind of happy since we were kids. Isn't that crazy? And yeah, it made my heart really warm. So I'm grateful for that experience, too.

SPEAKER_01 37:53

Oh, I know it's so crazy, it really is. Because not just that, but the fact that um almost all of the coolest memories have in our marriage, since me and him have known each other, have been with you as well because you were always there for like our kids' moments, like they're every little moment. So that's pretty cool. Because your brother and sister, sorry, I get sappy really fast, guys. So that's my warning, warning label. Um cries easily, I told you. And we'll make you feel loved. Warning will make you feel loved. Yeah, guys. I'm just really weird. Um, but we do love you, TDT fans. And as much as we love to talk and let you know about our lives, um, we have an announcement for next week. Um, we will be doing an episode. Do you want to give them the hit or do you want me to? Ooh, I don't know. We had to cut a part out. I'm sorry. Okay. No, we're leaving this in here. Let's be unhinged, okay? You know what? Unhinged. I don't think we could be anything else if we wanted to, Marie. I know. Unfortunately. If you guys could hear our actual conversation. Oh, there's sometimes yeah. This is just a mere glimpse into literally us in general.

SPEAKER_00 39:17

Um okay. So what is a hint?

SPEAKER_02 39:22

Okay, so the hint is gonna be It's gonna be, it's gonna be Okay, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 39:31

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I got it. Um, how about okay, you wanna drop a hint and I can drop a hint? Yeah, okay, what's your hint?

SPEAKER_02 39:39

Okay, my hint is gonna be don't be influenced.

SPEAKER_01 39:51

That's a good one. I can see that. Yeah. Um my hint is gonna be the things that people would do to get famous. That's a good one too. Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot.

SPEAKER_00 40:05

So we'll be doing a little true crime podcast next week.

SPEAKER_01 40:10

I'm so excited to be back about podcasts. True crime true crime, man. Yes. All week. All I've been watching is mean girl murders, killer cases. Those are your hints also. Ooh, those are also hints. Um Netflix. That's actually on Hulu. Both of those. Yeah, but the other one's on Netflix. The other one is on Netflix, so yeah, you're still right. Intent intent intent intent. Intent intent intent. Um yeah. Yeah, guys, we can't wait for next week. And honestly, I wanted to bring this up in this podcast. Um, just going forward for all of our fans. I was going to say that every week we do plan to drop an episode, but if there is ever a week where we don't, um just know we will always let you guys know and update. And we are just two moms trying to survive in this world, and it's honestly a part of being unhinged. Yeah. So we're gonna be raw and real. It really is because sometimes it'd be it'd be hard. Life be life in sometimes. So um, yeah, I agree. Um, real and raw. Yeah. Raw and real. Real and raw. A real raw. A real raw. Raw, real. Okay, but okay, guys, we appreciate you guys. Hell yeah. And smell you later. See you next week, bros. Later, crocodile. I said alligator last time now. Crocodile. Bye.

SPEAKER_00 41:39

Bye bye, butterfly. Obsession.