Twinmaxxing, Butt Cracks & Man Cereal

This episode confirms we’ve reached peak twinmaxxing! After spending this much time together, we’re basically sharing one brain cell. We also take a firm stance against butt cracks becoming fashionable and we begin our mission to launch a campaign for a female cereal mascot because enough is enough. Someone has to make a change, and apparently it’s the Talkover Pod’s duty! Tune in to this weeks episode to twinmaxx with us! 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Welcome to the Talk Talk Talk Cover Podcast.

unknown 0:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 0:08

Thank you. And we're back. Getting comfy. How is everybody? Oh my God. How was your day? No. Oh, my day was great. My day was gorgeous. My day was good too.

SPEAKER_00 0:17

Kara and I had a great day. First of all, how was your day? Because I don't know if we asked you yet.

SPEAKER_02 0:21

Girl, I'm just working day in, day and night. Like working like a dog. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:28

Working for the man.

SPEAKER_02 0:29

Yeah. Don't even tell me that.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

Yeah. Working with a woman.

SPEAKER_02 0:32

The woman. Okay, I thought I had turned my mic on, off, and I literally just had a hard time. And hold over. Hold. We're on. I was like, I was playing with it. But yeah, I'm just working, but I live through you guys this apartment search right now. We live, we want you to live with us. I know, but it'll come. We've never won.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

Water's great. Come on. Well, that's exactly it. Like, this is all stuff. Oh. Yeah. We went for an apartment tourist to you. We had four apartment tours today. And like we've never done apartment tours. Like we've never besides like at college or whatever. Like we've never moved out. Right. So like all of this is like new. Like dealing with a realtor, like figuring out Yeah, I kind of liked it. It felt like adultie.

SPEAKER_00 1:20

It felt like adultie, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

Like we have to figure out how to pay like electrical gas, like whatever the hell. Right. We have to figure out like when the trash gets taken out. Like we have to figure out like all these things that like you don't think about because you're like, oh, trash is on Fridays because it has been since I was a child. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:34

No, but especially because especially because we're moving to the city. It's like there's different rules with parts. Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

There's different rules like where the tea is, just like transportation in general. But we had some good apartments, some actually horrific apartments. Yeah. I feel like people are freaks. Yeah. Like, hey, so people are coming to see your space.

SPEAKER_00 1:51

Seriously.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

I generally can't go for it. There okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:54

We toured the second apartment we toured was um like literally a hoarder house. It was disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

And it was the one we were most excited about because it was three bedrooms for the same price as a lot of the two bedrooms, which is cruise. Like we're gonna have a like an office studio so we can do a podcast studio. We were very excited, and we walk in there, and it was like you got slapped by a pile of cat piss. No, it was so nasty. Disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

No, it was so nasty. And the there were two renters in there. Two of the people that lived there were there.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

And then they did not want us there, keep in mind. No, they didn't want us there. They were funky. They were funky. They're funky after me. Yeah, yeah. Literally that TikTok trend were funky. They were funk. Well, we walk up the stairs, and the realtor, like, she like bangs on the door like she's the police. She's like, love, realtor's office. And then she like walks in. Realtor's office. That's literally what she said. She said something real. I don't know what the name of the realtor place was, but she like pounds on the door and then walks in. Mind you, we were there first and we saw her get dropped off by the Uber, so we know that she has not talked to the residents yet. Yeah. So she pounds on the door and just opens the door.

unknown 3:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Because they have a key. And then like the woman was like standing there.

SPEAKER_00 3:11

And she's like, oh, she like peeked out.

SPEAKER_01 3:14

Like, bitch. Like, what?

SPEAKER_00 3:16

Did you not know that people were coming in your house?

SPEAKER_01 3:18

In her full pajamas, like must have just rolled out of bed. And like you walk in and you just see shit instantly. We were like, oh no. Oh, hell no. Oh. It was yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:27

There was a hallway that like half of it was covered. She had shelving because you could barely watch it.

SPEAKER_01 3:33

There was like one corner that like it looked like it might have been like a utilities closet. You could not get into it if there was a fire because No, that place is going up in flames. No, and the woman was like, Well, just like put like a fresh coat of paint. I said, Bitch, you need to literally burn this entire building to the ground.

SPEAKER_00 3:50

The whole thing, because yeah, everything is compromised.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

The one master bedroom that we were really looking forward to that we were like, we were gonna We're so selfless, we were gonna dedicate our the biggest bedroom into our studio that had the best lighting. We were like, well, the other two were like the same size, we'll just take it out. And it has an ensuite. And it has an ensuite. Okay. And so we were like, we're gonna just this is gonna be our studio. This is gonna be like our office for like when we have like remote jobs or whatever. That makes sense. And all three windows boarded up. Like they were like blackout curtains to the max. Yeah. Mind you, it's 12 30 in the afternoon.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

Yeah, like it's we're like, we can't even see, we can't see the walls. We can't see the floor. You cannot see the floor.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

There's shit everywhere. There's stuff piled up like in front of the closets. Like, I don't know where their clothes are.

SPEAKER_02 4:33

I mean, every their clothes are I wouldn't have wanted gone in.

SPEAKER_01 4:36

No. I literally was like, We didn't even know if I was there, I'd be like, hey, so I have to go. Yeah. I have a problem.

SPEAKER_00 4:42

I couldn't even point out one thing and be like, oh, that would be nice. I could I couldn't do it.

SPEAKER_01 4:46

I was so I literally looked at Sarah in the living room and I was like, is this the one with the big bedroom? And she was like, Yeah, we just couldn't really see it. Yeah. Okay, but then they were like, Oh, you can't go in that room. Yeah, so the girl is standing in the master bedroom and she's just standing there, posted up like the emoji, like running straight down. She's like, You can't go in the bathroom, my dog's in there.

SPEAKER_00 5:05

Okay, so that's like one of the one of the main attractions that we got to look at.

SPEAKER_01 5:10

Because a lot of the apartments only have like one bathroom. Yeah, this is a big thing. So we were like, we really wanted like two, at least two toilets. Yeah. And like we were like, we want to see this fuck ass bathroom. And she was like, mm-mm. I'm like, you got a doe woman in there? Like, who is that?

SPEAKER_00 5:24

It was probably disgusting anyway.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

Yeah, this big did go in was nasty, and then there was another bedroom, and I don't think that person was home. And she like banged on the door and opened it, and it was like the most intense kitty litter smell you've ever had. The cat just was standing there, like, help the poor guy. That'll piss me off. The poor guy's the poor dog, like you guys and dog food smell. No, it was so nasty.

SPEAKER_00 5:47

I've never smelled anything so bad.

SPEAKER_02 5:49

I know people, I used to um watch these kids, and they're they have like a little pantry like closet, and they have like their food and dog food in there. So I'm like the food is literally dog food. Yeah, like I can't. I was like, you're eating dog food.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

It was super disappointing, and I I honestly like that reality place should consider. Did you report them? It wouldn't let me. It let me report it as like that the photos were not true, but I was like, hey, so I want to like literally leave a comment saying that was the most disgusting apartment every day.

SPEAKER_00 6:21

Yeah, because no one's gonna rent their time going. Like, what if we didn't have other tours out there?

SPEAKER_01 6:25

If we didn't have other tours, I would have been like we're not moving like we're not moving nowhere and a half down there. I mean it didn't, yeah. It took me an hour and a half because I had to go to your house first and then over there. For that to be the apartment I saw, I would have like I would not have been as nice as I it was.

SPEAKER_00 6:39

Yeah, because we were our spirits would have been way down. Our spirits after that were so down.

SPEAKER_01 6:44

We're standing in the living room, she's like, Do you want to take any photos? We're like, of what? Literally of what of their shit? Because I can't even I literally cannot see the hardwood photos. I feel like I do, but like Yeah, I honestly I wish that I did so I could post the photos to show what people I kind of wish I did, because I don't even remember what was taking up that much space. No, it was just shit upon shit. Yeah I honestly felt like I had sunglasses on, like it was so dumb. It was crazy.

SPEAKER_00 7:08

I was like, I'm glad. It was so bad. So good. And just the overall energy of the place. Like we were.

SPEAKER_01 7:13

So this is your reminder that if you're looking for apartments, do not sign it before you tour. Definitely don't. Oh god. Because people do that. Like they get desperate. They're like, this looks good on the listing. Like, I'll I'll apply a while. Well, imagine like people like in a different state looking at places like you're not like AI photos, gorgeous white walls with like nice bedding and like open it looks great. And like the yeah, that place sunny.

SPEAKER_02 7:37

The one picture you showed me, I was like, I don't know where the hell you went.

SPEAKER_01 7:39

I couldn't even see their couch in their living room. It was disgusting. I don't even know if they have to be able to do it. I can't believe the realtor wasn't as embarrassed as I think she should have been. I would have been like, I'm not if I was someone working in a reality place, I'd be like, I am not showing this apartment.

SPEAKER_00 7:52

Yeah, she didn't do a good job selling it either.

SPEAKER_01 7:55

No, she was pretty much like, yeah, you can't really predict like how tenants live.

SPEAKER_00 7:58

So I'm like, I was like, okay, well, they shouldn't even be on the market at all ever.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

No, this is a health hazard. Yeah, no, it is. Like they're breathing in kitty litter all day. Like, no wonder you're depressed. I can look at you and tell that you're depressed. I feel depressed walking in here. Yeah, literally immediately I'm like, this is it was mega funk. I feel mentally ill. Yeah. Speaking of noddies. Yeah, literally. Let's get into our hotties, naughties.

SPEAKER_02 8:27

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 8:28

Not used to slithering of I've been in the car all day. Lots of driving, lots of it actually wasn't that bad. It really wasn't. Okay, Ari, what's your hottie? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:40

Okay, mine is like pretty cutie. Mine's when someone tells you um, like, you're gonna be a good mom one day. Okay. That is like the sweetest thing someone could ever say to me.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

I do love that. Like that's really sweet.

SPEAKER_02 8:53

You are gonna be a good mom. So hey, so I'm gonna cry. Um I just think it's the sweetest thing. Like, cause I feel like people you wouldn't just say that to like someone. People are not good. Because some people would not be a good mom. Like, I would not say that to just when people do say I feel like people go like out of their way to make that comment. It's not like, hey, I like your shirt. Hey, you look like I'm just gonna be a good mom.

SPEAKER_01 9:15

That means you're caring, you're loving your shit.

SPEAKER_02 9:16

Yeah, like I feel like it goes along with other qualities, which is like really nice.

SPEAKER_01 9:20

Yeah. Who did someone say that to you? I know someone said that. My mom said it to me the other day, and I just crying now. But yeah, I thought. Well, you're a reflection of her, she's a reflection of her mom. It's like it's just like at the end of the day, you are everyone who's ever loved you and who's ever loved them. Wow. It's true. It's true. Shakespeare.

SPEAKER_02 9:48

Yeah, that's great. I had tears in my eyes. That was beautiful.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

That was beautiful. Yeah, I love that. I mean, that's like they say that's kind of like they say that like about your looks. Like your looks are like all of the people who have loved each other. Yeah. And they made your loose. Yeah. Yeah. It's really cute. I know. It is. But yeah, I thought it was cute. That's great. I do love that. That's a good one. Oh, I actually thought of this on the ride here.

SPEAKER_00 10:16

Um, my hottie is like, okay, I'm calling it twin maxing. Sarah and I all the time. Yeah, because and what I mean is like, well, Kara and I spent so much time together that like we just own all of the same clothes. Yeah. No one will everything.

SPEAKER_01 10:35

You go, Oh, I'm Sarah, I'm Kara. It's really funny. It's like so humbling. You're like, yep, that's us. The two bears. Like be like, she's Sarah, I'm Kara. No, but it's like we're standing there like idiots with two wavy, like redheaded hair. We both have glasses on. We're like, red and hair.

SPEAKER_00 10:54

And there was literally a people in HomeGoods like pointing at us. She was like, they're twins.

SPEAKER_01 11:01

She was like three and a half, three and a half. Well, yes. Yes, I am. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

She had the womb.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

Yeah, but Sarah, Sarah's looking at cars. She's like, Kara, I might get the exact same car. I was like, honestly, you should because I love my car. But like that's really funny. Influencing each other. Yeah, because we don't gamekeep here. No, wait, this leads me into my hottie.

SPEAKER_00 11:23

Oh, unless you have more to address. Well, I was just gonna say, I think it's um a red flag if like your friends don't like matching with you. That's weird. I love literally wearing the same outfit as well. You're just different shades. Yeah, to put my jacket off. And we now all have the same set from Ari. Yeah. I love it so much.

SPEAKER_01 11:40

No, I love that because it's I like, I mean, we're huge with photos, so like coordinating's big. So like if we're all matching or like on the same color scheme, like our photos are gonna turn out better. Yeah, like a lot. Like duh.

SPEAKER_00 11:50

So we're twin maxing as fuck.

SPEAKER_01 11:51

We're twin maxing. I love that. Yeah, well, mine is the Brazil nut body butter from J. Oh, you see that. Like, I am so sold. And now we all have it. Yeah, I just bought two more. Like, I'm not gatekeeping this. It's so good. We're gonna be like a cloud of Brazilian angels walking in the edge. Well, I had to go and buy more. We're wearing our same sets. Are these angels? We're on the beach. They're like three curly haired baddies, love that. No, but uh, I heard that they were like, I didn't know that they were like a summer scent. Like they have a coconut one that's like year-round. And I was like, hey, so if this is a summer scent, I need to go. I went and bought two more for myself because I was like, I can't run out of this. Yeah. I've gotten complimented on my scent like multiple times. Yeah. And like I'm from wearing this? Yeah. Wow. I know. I can't wait.

SPEAKER_00 12:38

I'm lathering myself up.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

It's really good. And I feel like the next day I even feel like I'm still like moisturized.

SPEAKER_00 12:45

Yeah, I love lotions like that.

SPEAKER_01 12:46

And I also love that it's like a tub, so you're not like losing half of it with a pump and you don't have to cut the shit open. Like you see.

SPEAKER_02 12:53

That'll piss me right off. That'll piss me right off.

SPEAKER_01 12:56

The whole I feel like the freaking container is still got it.

SPEAKER_02 13:02

So good. Literally. Like the container is so good though. Yeah, I know. I like it.

SPEAKER_01 13:07

Like I want to save it and use it for something else. Except I have to scoop it with like the back of my having nails is tricky with that. You should get like they have like little spatula things for that for girls. Sarah's putting spatula. I need that. Uh I like it. So we're gonna smell the exact same. We're gonna have the same car. Yeah. Yeah. I'm upset.

SPEAKER_00 13:29

I feel like there's more that we have the same of that um I think.

SPEAKER_01 13:32

Well, Sarah and I, when we first went to Paris, my dad was like, what the fuck? We're like sending him photos. Oh my god. Two of us with like we have the same suitcase. We have the same suitcase. Yeah different color. Same backpack. The same coat. We have the same backpack. We have berets. And so we're walking around looking exactly the same, just different colors. My dad's like, yeah, it's like identical.

SPEAKER_00 13:53

Oh yeah, we have the same peacoat, too.

SPEAKER_01 13:55

We have the same peacoat and with the same trench coat.

SPEAKER_00 13:56

Girl. Girl.

SPEAKER_01 13:59

It's actually really funny. And I bought these. See, we are Sarah.

SPEAKER_00 14:02

We should be influencers because we influence each other.

SPEAKER_01 14:06

I did this because Regina did that. It's pretty much the three of us.

SPEAKER_00 14:09

Right. Well, are you?

SPEAKER_01 14:10

Regina Warren's at Trader Joe's so now I get my flowers at Trader Joe's. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:14

Wait, literally.

SPEAKER_01 14:15

Yeah. So that's pretty much us. Yeah. So I love that for us. And that's just a sign of good friendship, I think. Oh, I think if we were gatekeeping, then what the hell are we doing? Oh Yeah, it's just a lotion.

SPEAKER_00 14:28

Yeah, you can't.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

Yeah, it's just like one of a couple of things. I just smell good. I just smell good. Yeah, it's just my natural feeling. You smell bad. And that's a bummer. And that's why all the guys take me and not you. Like that's what I'm saying. I feel like I know people like that. Yeah. Yeah, I know I hate that. Okay. We don't get people again.

SPEAKER_02 14:44

Yeah, let me ruin the vibe. Um my favorite job on this pod.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

I know you're always the first one. That sucks. Debbie perfect. That sucks. Must suck. We made it out. And continue. And continue.

SPEAKER_02 14:57

Until your turn. Yeah, anyone else? No, no, no. Okay. We can go this way if you want to do it this way. No, it's a no it's a flow, the flow. The flow. Um my naughty boobs pissed me right off this weekend, and you all know. When someone has a negative comment about my boobs.

SPEAKER_01 15:14

Period. Wait, no, I was actually flaming hot. I was like, why did they do this person? No, I was okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:22

Because every like you associate like big boobs with like, oh, you you put it out, you're you're asking for something.

SPEAKER_00 15:29

Like, hey, so it's honestly a form of body shaming.

SPEAKER_02 15:33

What do you want me to do? If I didn't actually ask for that.

SPEAKER_01 15:37

Yeah, I didn't say a single girl. I don't know a single girl with big boobs who wants them to be out. Yeah. They are always trying to make them flatter or smaller, and I'm always like over here with like little boobs. I'm like, girl, denying you a push-up bra. Like, let's get these girls like the attention they deserve. But then it's like when you get the attention, it's not the right kind. Well, then it's like then you get the courage to actually wear a top that's like kind of more revealing, but you're not meaning it to be.

SPEAKER_02 16:06

It's just different. It's just your boobs, right? It's just a top and they happen to be there.

SPEAKER_00 16:10

No, because you were right when you said that like someone with smaller boobs, like nobody would say anything. No one would say anything.

SPEAKER_01 16:15

It's because you have automatic cleavage.

SPEAKER_02 16:18

It's they're automatically cleaning. We have to work hard to push ours together. I could not wear a bra and I have cleavage. Right.

SPEAKER_01 16:24

Like it's that's just how it is. Exactly. And so it's like, I'm not asking. You should not be body shamed for that. It's like I'm just wearing a top job. God forbid it has a low cut. God forbid. Like a normal top. Oh my god. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:38

And so then it's like, oh, because we just took pictures this weekend, and then someone made a comment saying, like, oh, I love the pictures, but like it's a lot of boob.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

And I was like, hey, God forbid a woman just as happy smiling with her. That's a woman on O'Connor. I was like, oh my god. It all stems from like self-hatred and low-key, I'd argue homophobia. And the patriarchy. Yeah. Why are you afraid of my boobs? Well, what are they gonna do to you? Are you scared? Literally attracted to that. Are you scared because you don't have boobs? Like, are you age? I think if they're not present anything, I was wearing the most like cutie girly little outfit. I was literally wearing jeans on top. I would argue it was school appropriate.

SPEAKER_00 17:21

It totally was. Because you can't tell someone with big boobs that they can't wear the same thing as someone with small. It's just like I can't do anything about it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:31

It's not like you're trying to show them turtlenecks all the time.

SPEAKER_01 17:35

And then they would call you a prude. Like, honestly, good question.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

Yeah, it's just like weird because it's like people have such like a it's either big boobs is like such a weird concept because like people like automatically associate it with like sexual connotation.

SPEAKER_01 17:50

And it's like I'm not, I'm just wearing a shirt. Right. This is just what happened to be on my mind. Right. Yeah. You're the weirdo. Like, why did they bother you so much? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 18:03

Is that why you're saying it's homophobic? Because you're really gay. Are you afraid to be attracted to it? Put those away.

SPEAKER_02 18:09

Yeah, it's like underlining.

SPEAKER_01 18:10

Yeah. But that shit was a good thing. But it's also like, yeah, self-hatred in the same way.

SPEAKER_02 18:14

Well, yeah. And then it's like you grow up with this like kind of talk around it, and then you build up the confidence, like wear a shirt that's like more revealing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:22

And then you get that and you're like, hey. Well, where did they get the confidence to say that though? Like, genuinely, because you don't want to know what I want to do. Yeah. Because you're actually telling you what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 18:33

Why, like, hey, I like you look at the picture and all you're looking at my boobs.

SPEAKER_01 18:37

Hey, you have a problem. Hey, you're literally why can guys I agree with you. Why can guys have their nipples out, but I can't? Like, what do you think? I don't even show you. Just because I love my nipples.

SPEAKER_02 18:49

I don't know what it is. I'm like, you don't you don't act this way about my shoulders or whatever. Like, I don't know why it's such a weird connotation around.

SPEAKER_01 18:59

I don't need it. My chest.

SPEAKER_00 19:02

I know, because other countries, like, they got tits out. They're like topless speeches, like, come on.

SPEAKER_01 19:07

It's like the only thing that's distracting me out and about is when a man has his butt cheeks hanging out. Yeah. So if pants are sagging, no. Their pants are sagging, or it's like an old guy who's like literal butt cheeks, right? It's like a pummer's crack. I'm like, what? Okay.

SPEAKER_02 19:24

A big man, and he's like, you know, he's got a big belly. I can see you're stomaching. Oh my god. Yeah, but you need a bigger shirt.

SPEAKER_01 19:31

Hey, so do you not feel the breeze going through the bigger? Because literally I can see in in the crowd. No, the right in the crack. The crack is the belly underhang. Wait, but I heard that, but cracks are slowly getting back at hey why?

SPEAKER_02 19:46

Like they're women. Like the wave. Like you wear's bones.

SPEAKER_01 19:50

Yeah, like why is a cleavage okay, but I can't like wear low rides and like have a little crack showing. I feel like I'm not behind that for me. Me either. I don't I don't want my crack out. No, I don't I don't need the air going down. Giving like a little more trashy. Like I feel like cleavage can be classy. Yeah. But crack mom being classy. No, the crack is dirty.

SPEAKER_00 20:08

The crack is dirty. Which is just like you can't do anything with it. So it's like, why not have it out? Right. I don't know. I had a little mystery.

SPEAKER_01 20:15

See what I got going? Yeah, seriously. But yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:19

So my girls will be out this summer. And I just don't know what like and I can't. Thank you very much. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 20:30

I just would never comment on someone's body like that.

SPEAKER_02 20:32

It's just that would literally be.

SPEAKER_00 20:33

Like if I saw a photo of someone and I like it. I don't know. I don't even know my compliment.

SPEAKER_02 20:38

It's not even like it's still commenting on someone's body. It would still be like saying, oh, you look fat in that photo. Right. Like it's a silly.

SPEAKER_00 20:45

You're body shaming me and you're slut shaming me. You got me a slut. It's literally that level, though.

SPEAKER_01 20:49

I was literally saying, I'm sorry, I'm in my 20s and I'm trying to have fun and you didn't have fun in your 20s. How is this my fault? It's not my fault. It's not their fault that you weren't doing the most like I am. Right.

SPEAKER_02 21:00

And it's like not, it's like not even like in a sexual way. It's like, hey, so you could talk to my mother and you can talk to my grandmother. Because they love you. Because they have the same thing.

unknown 21:08

Right.

SPEAKER_02 21:08

Sue me. God forbid. I didn't get these for no reason. Okay. No. Yeah. No, but that will um clearly, I know.

SPEAKER_01 21:16

No, that really did piss me off. And I think you should. Yeah, I was getting hot. I was like, I do I need to go too much. You deserve it. I think if anybody started like to our audience, if anyone's commenting on your boobs, I think you have a right to say something back nasty. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:30

Nasty dirt comment on their butt.

SPEAKER_01 21:31

Say, I don't like your saggy butt. I don't like your saggy, sneaky butt. Put your crack away. Put your crack away and wipe it up. No, but I do like if you why why do I have to sit here and take it?

unknown 21:46

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 21:46

I think your hair shit today. And I'm not going to do it. Your eyeliner's bad. Yeah. Good night. And you should get a facelift. We're done. You're done here. If we want to talk about that.

SPEAKER_02 22:00

What do we want to talk about?

SPEAKER_01 22:04

I don't really mean if anyone said that to me.

SPEAKER_02 22:07

Oh my god, if Sarah was there, I think there would be like a barbite. No, like honest to go.

SPEAKER_01 22:12

But like, what did you just say to her? Hey, we're gonna pause the conversation. What? Hey, but take that back and try to get back before I say something worse. Yeah. I promise you I will.

SPEAKER_02 22:22

Hey, so I promise you're gonna cry tonight.

SPEAKER_01 22:24

I promise you'll never forget what I'm about to cry today right now. And I've been thinking for a while, my dude. I've been waiting for a moment to tell you this. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 22:35

That was good. My naughty is having to follow someone around at an event that you don't know anyone at.

SPEAKER_01 22:43

Oh, you only know the person that you came with. No, it's not much. And they're like talking to a bunch of people and you're just standing there like, mom, I flew up. Like, yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_00 22:53

And it's like they can't, they're trying to talk to people and like they can't be introducing you the whole time.

SPEAKER_01 22:58

The worst is like when it's like their birthday, and you only know the birthday. Yeah, the birthday person. And you're like, I'm really trying to be here for you. Yeah, but I don't know. Yeah, and then everyone else knows each other. Yes. Like you just feel so out of place. That'll drive me crazy. No, it drives me crazy. Because I've never tried to be social, but like, how social can you be when everyone already knows each other and they're not like no one's mingling because they already know each other?

SPEAKER_00 23:22

Like, I'm the only mingler. Like, I can't, and then you just go up to them and everyone goes silent. Oh, who is this bitch? No, no, no, no, no. And what do you like? Nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_02 23:36

We're wearing the same thing. We smell the same. Like these bitches are crazy. You guys are gonna go out with like one purse.

SPEAKER_01 23:43

We just share a bag. Yeah. Good idea. One big belt. We just wear one shirt. Like two arms. You guys are wearing the family's Nuggie out.

SPEAKER_02 23:59

Yeah. And I'm just walking you guys. I'm like, yeah, these are my twins.

SPEAKER_01 24:05

Yeah, you're like the you're like the baby sister of the twins. I know. I'm like, I have to break this up because Kawasella and Aoi.

SPEAKER_02 24:12

Kawasella.

SPEAKER_01 24:13

They're all A's. We can call you Aries. Ariana. Aoi. Say we Aoi. Saoie, Aoi, and Kawi. Oh. We're like Ed, Ed, and Nebby.

SPEAKER_02 24:24

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 24:25

You need to dye your hair. We're kind of giving to him.

SPEAKER_02 24:28

I'm influenced.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

Wait, yeah. That's how I started wearing my hair curly again. Low-key. Okay. My naughty is bitches who can't read the room. Oh. Number one. Okay, this also correlates with like overstaying your welcome. Like if you see that like I'm getting cozy on the couch, like I'm winding down, and you're like, let's have another drink. Like, let get out. Yeah. Read the room and get out.

SPEAKER_00 24:54

Get the fuck out. Yeah. We were just I'm not even like talking to you and you're like, why are you here so you're not catching the vibe even a little bit?

SPEAKER_02 25:02

So I'm washing my face and you're sitting in your life. Well that's it, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:04

Literally. Like I just don't understand how some people just like cannot read the oh my god. I went to Chipotle yesterday. And so I get up there and I'm like, hey, I have like a free soda. And I scan it. No, no, no! I'm like, um, rolled his eyes, and I'm like standing there, like, um he's like, so you already scanned it, but I haven't put anything in yet. So it's pretty much a coupon showing nothing. I'm like, What? You episcole. You episode, that's not my problem. Going on and on and like explaining to me that like I need to make sure that he knows what I'm scanning the coupon for, so then I can scan the coupon. This guy actually. He's talking to you like a year. Yeah, and he's like explaining it to me, and I'm like, okay. And then he do it, dude. Tells me three more times. I'm like, can you read the room? I don't work here. I don't care. Do I look like an employee? I'm not here for training. I just want to take my Chipotle home. And I scanned it, and all you had to say was, oh, I'm sorry, what was that for? And I'd say, Oh, it was for a small soda. Hey, he's like, here's the script. Yeah, he's like, You're the dumbest bitch who's walked in these doors. I guess I have to tell you four. How dare you scan your coupon? I mean, can you just like read the room? Like, there's six other people behind us. I've already scanned the goddamn coupon. Ring my free soda up. I don't know. He's like, Carol, you won't believe what she did.

SPEAKER_02 26:36

She's gonna coupon. It's gonna coupon.

SPEAKER_01 26:42

But then if you go any other time and you show them the coupon, they'll say, just fucking scan me. You eat this all. She's trying to be proactive. And I get custom. And everyone's looking at you like she wants a free zona really badly. She does no job. Which, guys, by the way, I got a job of her. So I'm not that poor. Well, I'm still poor.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

Yay! On the road to the show.

SPEAKER_01 27:03

Yeah, on the road. So then I won't have to deal with these coupons. I must say, just put it on the tab. Well, you know what? I don't give a fuck. Just put it on the tab. Do it.

SPEAKER_00 27:15

We don't have to. Get up next time.

unknown 27:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:17

But um, I didn't even mean to talk about that, but it kind of went with it.

SPEAKER_00 27:20

Yeah, no, that's perfect.

SPEAKER_01 27:21

I just kind of meant like when um I am people are at my house and I want them to leave.

SPEAKER_00 27:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

Which is and also when you can't read a room in general, though, when you Right, like stop making jokes, like everyone's sad. Or like some, I don't know, something like that. Like, you need to just know the be able to understand. You catch the vibe quick. And some people can't. It's always the people that think they can read a room. And I'm like, you're no!

SPEAKER_02 27:43

That's like the people who like go to stores when it's literally closing.

SPEAKER_01 27:47

I'm like, get out! And they're just mosing around. Hey. Hey, uh, I'm leaving and you're gonna be locked in here. I don't care.

unknown 27:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:57

No, that'll piss me right off. That's why I like going to other people's houses because then I can leave when I want. Yeah. And it's not like, oh, you're still here. Great.

SPEAKER_02 28:05

Unless you go to kidnap's house and she kidnaps you.

SPEAKER_01 28:07

Yeah, unless you're here and then I want you to stay. Yeah. Well, it depends who you are. You guys are lucky.

SPEAKER_00 28:13

Oh, we're lucky. We made it.

SPEAKER_01 28:15

We made it. I don't want everyone to stay.

SPEAKER_00 28:17

That's how we're gonna be when you come to our apartment.

SPEAKER_01 28:19

Yeah, we're gonna be like, hey, so we put a nightstand out because you're just gonna live in the living room. Oh my god. I gotta keep some PJs at the house. Yeah. We'll leave you a drum. Okay, perfect. Yeah. There's a perfect spot. The apartment that we want. There's like a perfect. They already had a cute bar cart, and I was like, my bar cart is gonna look like a big drive.

SPEAKER_00 28:37

Dude, it's gonna look, it's gonna look so good there. It's so fun.

SPEAKER_01 28:40

I know. I'm really excited to decorate. Same. You don't realize, like, rugs are a hundred dollars. Yeah. Dude, I know. Like what's my actual naughty? Everything that like you literally, you literally walk on, toilet paper's expensive, you literally and then food's that expensive, and you just shit it out. Hey, they're scamming us. They are. Do you know why mirrors are ridiculously expensive too? We saw this mirror. Oh, at home. It was probably as wide as this wall. And we were like, wait, we need it. Yeah. $800. Literally. Yeah. No. Where are home goods? At home goods. At home goods. Yeah. A mirror will run you. I have a mirror literally, like, that's like this big. It's like a heart. It literally, I think, was $80. And it's like a decor mirror.

SPEAKER_00 29:30

Yeah, mirrors are so expensive for no reason.

SPEAKER_01 29:33

I'm like, that's despicable.

unknown 29:34

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 29:35

I don't mind spending more on that stuff.

SPEAKER_01 29:38

I don't mind spending on good quality stuff. But like you're so thrift when it's like, oh, I just need one mirror. Like when you're furnishing an apartment, like it's a lot at all. It is. It's got a lot of walls, a lot of pictures. No, it's insane. I don't know. I would say you could literally like thrift. We've been trying to Facebook marketplace stuff. Even like if you wanted frames, like thrift like random shit and then just take whatever's out. I've done that. I know. Right? Yeah. I don't know. I'm not sure if you're gonna be thrifted. How do you think that bar card came to be? I know.

unknown 30:12

I know.

SPEAKER_01 30:13

We're crafty. Yeah. We are. We're resourceful. And that's important. We are resourceful. I'm honestly nervous because where am I gonna put all my crafting stuff? But we have like a backyard area, so like we can do stuff outside, which is nice. Like if I had a project, we have like that tiny backyard. Yeah, there's plenty of room to do it. You might just have to get like room for activities.

SPEAKER_02 30:31

Big ass cart or something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:33

And like put all your own. I'm gonna have to. I have a whole my brother's bigger. I'm scared of like my office craft room. Well, well I feel like we're being a little bit more. I mean, like it depends on what I'm bringing. Like, I'm not sure if you can put it on your battery. Yeah. Like my heat press is like 24 by 24 or something ridiculous. Can anyone else relate? And then I have like all my paints and all of my papers. Like my cardstoff. Yeah, a lot of scrapbook and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 31:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:04

Which is good. You gotta scrap it up.

SPEAKER_00 31:05

We need like a craft table. I guess that'll just be the kitchen table, but I know, I know.

SPEAKER_01 31:10

But the guys who were in the apartment before us, they they date themselves. We don't even know what the guys look like, but we want to date them because their decor. We were like, you can leave everything as is. We'll just move in. No, literally, we're taking notes. It looks so cute. Yeah, we were like, it all look like two guys would no, they had a glass table and it made the room like 10 times bigger. We were like, Okay, that's gorgeous. We need yes, it's gorgeous. I feel like a mirror expands the place. It expands it and it just balances the light around, so it looked really bright in there, and that's honestly what we were looking for. Yeah, yeah. We just want it to be brighter. Oh, they just make such a good thing. We want to be able to host people, and people want to show up, show up. And like we, it was like perfect hosting space. She's yawning again. She's like, I'm more. Sorry, I'll be right back. We didn't work like she did. She's so you guys were working. I can't help but yawn, guys. No, it's cozy in here. It's okay. Every time we talk about yawning, it makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 32:05

I'm nice and warm. I'm sitting on the bed.

SPEAKER_01 32:07

I'm like, it's hard to get to. We just ate a food coma. I don't know what you want from me on today. Let's get into our topic.

SPEAKER_00 32:16

Yeah, we should.

SPEAKER_01 32:17

Okay. Prepare to be rage baited. Okay. Okay. So if toxic masculine if toxic masculinity hasn't done enough, they have created something called man cereal. And what is that? And what could that body elaborate? Because toxic masculinity has gone to the point where like men like just can't eat like frosted flakes, I guess. Are you kidding me? So they created this like this like muscle cereal brand where the boxes cost you $19.99 for cereal. For cereal. And here are the flavors.

SPEAKER_00 33:01

Oh, here we go.

SPEAKER_01 33:02

Fruity.

SPEAKER_00 33:05

Yeah, they're all fruity. These guys are all fruity if you're buying it.

SPEAKER_01 33:09

Cinnamon, salted fudge, and maple bacon.

SPEAKER_00 33:13

Dude, okay. Maple bacon.

SPEAKER_01 33:15

And they and they say we like girly flavors. Those are the girliest flavors I've ever heard. Girliest. Like, I can't do bracelets at a concert, but you guys have to eat specific man cereal. Oh. What's the name of the cereal? You're high maintenance as fuck. Like man. It's called man cereal. The literal name is man cereal. And it's a plain white box that just says man cereal in the flavor. Like it's minimalist as fuck. I saw that in like a pay apart. I'm running out the door.

SPEAKER_00 33:45

You're a cereal killer.

SPEAKER_01 33:46

You're like, what the hell is it? Like, is it a protein cereal? I thought it was a joke because this guy posted it on TikTok, like, is this real? And it was like a truck that said like man cereal. There's like a whole website for it. It's so ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 33:58

It's annoying. Why can't you actually flakes?

SPEAKER_01 34:01

Why can't you so afraid be even like close to the female? Lucky Charms commented on the video and was like, we're for everyone. I was like, yes, you are. And everyone loves you.

SPEAKER_02 34:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:13

Right. Everyone does. Wait, I'm like so confused. The only like is any cereal is like, oh, that's for a woman. No cereal is girly. The only cereal men. No, but like Frosted Flakes has a male character. Lucky Turns has a male character. Apple jacks or whatever. Wait, wait, wait. There's no there's not one. You guys already had men's cereal. Okay. You guys had cereal.

SPEAKER_02 34:41

You already had it. Oh my god. No woman's no kids.

SPEAKER_00 34:45

They didn't want like little like silly characters on their boxes or like they're like, I can't have this. I must see. Look it up. I think it's it's already far enough, like all the body washes and like deodorant. I guess deodorant's different because it's like the scent, but like, come on, like everything that's men, it's like it has to be black and like in bold for men.

SPEAKER_01 35:05

I'm burping at my body.

SPEAKER_00 35:06

We don't even have our body washes, don't say for women.

SPEAKER_01 35:08

That's what it means. It's like I don't know why it says for men, as if it wasn't originally created for men. Like all of the stuff that's for women has been created as like an afterthought, and like we barely have research on our bodies, and now everything's for men. For men. Dude, what? Cereal in general?

SPEAKER_00 35:24

Just pick up some cereal. Just pick up your body wash. Don't piss me. It doesn't have to be black. You can get a pink bottle of body wash. It's fine. It's not gonna hurt you. No.

SPEAKER_01 35:32

Tony the Tiger's not gonna hurt you.

SPEAKER_00 35:34

It's gonna change literally anything.

SPEAKER_01 35:35

It's gonna change how we're all men. I know. It's called man cereal. Oh, all of them are men. Oh, oh, oh. No, like the the characters are. I know, every single one. Isn't that despicable? We should come up with a woman's cereal.

SPEAKER_00 35:49

Wait, yeah. That's a good idea.

SPEAKER_01 35:52

We hate men's cereal. Let's make a woman's cereal. Let's make a woman's cereal.

unknown 35:56

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 35:57

I've talked about that before. I know. So that was like I saw that and I said the girls are gonna love this one. You know what else I hate is the fucking dude wipes. You're using a baby. So it's a baby wipe. And it's a glorified fresh. It's weird. Ew, uh, they haven't want anything minty. Like, I don't even know what to do. Wait, I know because that got no, it's giving icy hot on your buttons. It literally does the cool air hits. I'm like, ooh. Uh-uh. Yeah. I'm not a fan of that. You know, oh my god, it gets near your eyeballs. I'm crying. No, I hate it. I'm crying. They used to put icy hot on my back when I was playing sports, and I was like, hey, I hate this. They'd like massage it into my skin. I'm like, how long until it's over? I never used to that stuff. But you didn't fracture your spine? Yeah. Oh. I didn't know. I've never broken a bone. Oh, good. That's good. You've never broken a bone. She doesn't even drink a strong.

SPEAKER_02 36:50

Yeah, exactly. You don't need no cereal.

SPEAKER_00 36:52

Yeah, cancel milk. I don't really like dry cereal though.

SPEAKER_01 36:56

Oh, I used to love dry cereal. Fruit loops. I'll fuck up a Fruit Loop. I never liked a Fruit Loop. I never liked a Fruit Loop. Or Captain Crunch. Captain Crunch. I don't even know what she is. Captain Crunch. Oh, it is spelled weird, but it's like never got those. I think they are yummy. They're like, they're fruity. I think they're yummy. They're giving like, what are those called? The the ones where they were like Twix? Tricks? Tricks. Trick Trick Tricky? Yeah. Oh. Those ones are pretty good. They're all fruity. They're like giving Fruit Loops. My top two are Frosted Flakes and Fruit Loops. Frosted Flakes is up there. Frosted Flakes is literally. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is up there. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is pretty good. I'll pack that up.

SPEAKER_02 37:38

I feel like I gotta be in the month for now I feel like I'm old and now I like honey bunches of oats.

unknown 37:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 37:46

I'm old, okay?

SPEAKER_01 37:48

I haven't tried that. I feel like I pretty much stick to Honestly, it's pretty good. Pretty good because it has like the cluster. You know what? I like a classic Cheerios. A honey. A honey nut cheerio. I don't do it.

SPEAKER_02 38:02

Those are good. You can eat a couple of things. Okay, I don't have the honey nut cheerio. Okay, so anyone who eats a plain cheerio. It's a baby.

SPEAKER_01 38:09

You're a baby. I'm giving babies. I'm giving babies.

SPEAKER_00 38:12

Especially with milk those get soggy real quick. Yeah, those are disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 38:16

You're eating cardboard. I heard people love uh rice crispy or rice crispy treats? No, what are they? It's just rice crispies. Yeah. I don't love the there's no flickers. If I have those, oh it sounds so satisfying though. Yeah. I had some the other day, but the texture. I like the texture. I pour a little bit of sugar in there. Period. I I've done that before. That's actually good. Yeah, I've got to do it.

SPEAKER_02 38:39

Rice Krispie treat for it. Because then it just is like a uh frosted flake in that.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

So but I I do I do indeed put a little sugar in there. Again, that's I've I've had it like that. That's really good. Because then there's actually some flavor. Yeah. You know what? Yeah. So speaking of sugar, have you guys do you guys know anything about hot ones? The hot ones with Sean Evans. He interviews people. I love him. So do you know the lore between him and Kiki? Wait, yes. Oh, this is great news. This is a hottie. They've been seen out together recently. Yes, they were out to eat.

SPEAKER_00 39:14

No fucking way. No, I'm serious.

SPEAKER_01 39:16

And I don't know if this is not a big thing. I fear she is out of his league, but we just saw it in the bathroom. No, he's so sweet.

SPEAKER_00 39:21

No, he's sweet.

SPEAKER_01 39:21

Shut up, bald guys. Yes. Okay. All right. Yeah, and she had like someone had asked her about it, and she's like, we're just like having fun.

SPEAKER_02 39:30

Yeah. Stand on it. Wait. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 39:32

Like he was really sweet. Their personality is a very good thing. And he's very thoughtful and he like remembers like everything they say. I know, because they're so sweet.

SPEAKER_02 39:43

He went on to Kiki Palmer's podcast.

SPEAKER_01 39:45

Yeah. And like they were like, you know, because she's like playing into it. They laugh hard together. They do.

SPEAKER_00 39:50

And he said he had like a crush on her or something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:53

Somebody asked who would be like your dream person. That was someone that was like, have you ever had a crush on one of your guests? And he was like, Kiki. Kiki? Yeah. I was like, so real. She's the coolest. That's so real. I have a crush on Kiki Power. Like, I want to be her. You guys ever watched that one? I think was it Spelling B? Yeah, oh, yeah. It might not have been that one, but there was one where she was like singing at a church. Oh, that is um. And her version is like she's singing a Michael Jackson song. Oh. Not gonna make a change. And she fucking eats it up so bad. You guys know how I feel about a choir song? She and I was like, hey, my new favorite version. Hey, so love that. Phrase the lore. Yeah, she has a good voice. No, she can sing. Yeah. She's very well rounded. Their lore right now is like is everything to me. I feel very parasocial about it, and I love them together. Yeah, I need to do it. I like him a lot, but he's a good one. That would be such a good happy ending if those two she needs a good man. Like her last man, like, didn't he like post she like posted a photo or something and he was like not liking that what happened? It was something outfit and he was like low-key sled shaming her. And they were like married.

SPEAKER_00 41:04

I remember this. Yeah, they have a baby.

SPEAKER_01 41:07

Yeah, they have a baby.

SPEAKER_00 41:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:08

I can't remember what the girlfriend is. Pretty sure they got divorced or something. Yeah, like after they. How can I even look that up?

SPEAKER_02 41:14

I do remember stemmed more from whatever greater picture, but like I just remember that shit not being good.

SPEAKER_00 41:21

Yeah, I remember like the whole internet was going to be like, but I feel like she just we're like, she looks um, she's pregnant, and then all of a sudden there was like all the things.

SPEAKER_01 41:30

Oh yeah, she like slut shamed her over what she was wearing to like an Usher concert. Oh, she said he said this outfit though, you're a mom. Yes she wearing? Yeah, by the way, I'm your child's mom and you were into me, but I dressed like this before I was a mother. So how about you leave me alone? We're back to body shaving and body shaving. And we're gonna go to the body. Wait, yeah, you can't. You can't get with a baddie if you don't want them to be a baddie. Leave the baddies alone if you can't handle it. Leave a body just say that you you're not masculine enough. This is the option. You're not dude, and she looks so good. And she ate it up.

SPEAKER_02 42:04

She's wearing low chocked. It's like a bodysuit, and then it's like a sheer cover-up with like polka dots.

SPEAKER_01 42:09

And you know what? I worn that to on form. Except less clothing. Yeah. And you know what? My brother and my cousins were my bodyguards. They said, girl, you do you. And I said, Thank you. Yeah. What's your man?

SPEAKER_02 42:21

In her, she looks great. She just had a baby.

SPEAKER_01 42:24

Girl, yeah. Oh my god. Jesus, what are we doing? I'm pissed. Wait, speaking of babies. Anne Hathaway's baby reveal. Oh, or like she's pregnant reveal. She likes walks into frame and she's standing there. And then she like hugs her belly. She's and then like walks off and she just looks like so much. I love her. Is that old or does she have another kid? No, she just posted like she does. She has another child. Yeah, she's pregnant now. I'll have to pull it up. It's a good thing. Which is really cool. She's a great person. Yeah. We know nothing about her, but like she's great. She's a great person.

SPEAKER_00 42:59

I know she's Swifty, and that's enough for me. That's enough credit for it.

SPEAKER_02 43:06

Which town? Your town? The Instagram town. My town. I watched my town. Yeah, who's the town? I've had my bedroom. Okay, here's the answer. Like what town? Yeah. It's so cute. Oh. She's adorable. She's so sweet. She's so cute. I loved it. I like finally watched that um the voicemails for Isabel, that Netflix movie. Okay, you say finally. This is like new. Yeah, I think. I feel like there was like people were all talking about it, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, the trailer really caught me. It really caught me because I was like, what do you mean?

SPEAKER_01 43:38

He's getting her voicemails.

SPEAKER_02 43:40

Um, but I watched it. Is this a book? Uh yes, it was off of a book.

SPEAKER_01 43:44

Oh, wait, we had talked about this. Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 43:47

We already had to talk about it, but I just feel like a lot of people, like rom coms are very much back. Like very back in a big way.

SPEAKER_01 43:55

J Lo was just in one. Yeah, I watched it. I don't like her. It wasn't good. Okay. You guys like movie people or TV show people? I'm a movie person. I am TV show person. Because when I see a movie, like I really have to be convinced to watch it because if I don't know what it is, but a movie feels more of a commitment than a TV show to me. I do love a movie.

SPEAKER_00 44:16

I think it's like cozy.

SPEAKER_02 44:18

Well, I feel like when I'm watching a show, it's like a huge like I'm watching Stranger Things. And that feels like a movie to me. Right. Yeah. Like there's so much going on that I'm like, oh my god. Um, but yeah, sometimes like the the J Lo one, first of all, not a big fan of J Lo.

SPEAKER_01 44:33

I know. I feel like she was good when she was younger. Hot take. I don't know. I don't think it's that hot. But yeah, but her rom-com was like bad. And there was also a very graphic part where there was a literal birth, and I saw cooch and head coming out of a vagina. Wait, they did that in the pit? Yes, you were saying on HBO, the pit, the new like medical show. And like I'm literally eating dinner. Mom and I are like talking, and I like literally look up to see a full bush, a child in a vagina. And I was like, That's insane. I'm not hungry. Is it real? Or do you think it was like a I don't know how you I literally don't know how you can fix that? So they went into someone giving birth and they're like, can we film this? Could you imagine a vagina being on TV? My five minutes of fame? Yeah, that's my bush. Yeah. That's like the most pain I've ever felt, and you want to record my vagina? Yeah, no, I would love for you to do a triple HD camera up in there. And we're zooming. Hey, so can we do that one more time? We the camera was. Also, by the way, this TV show is like the biggest one in the nation right now. Does that matter to you? No? No Brazilian. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's fine. Oh, you want to go? But she's your back, so I'm I'm here for it. Yeah, true. I mean, if you're nine months pregnant, it's like how are you shaving down there?

SPEAKER_02 45:49

Pierre, what's going on down there? No, okay.

SPEAKER_01 45:51

If I'm pregnant, that's my man's job. Please help me. I don't know. But yeah, they literally showed a whole scene. And like sometimes if you're like, Wait, who was pregnant? J-Lo? No, it's like her friend or some shit. Like, was that necessary?

SPEAKER_02 46:04

And like her and like the love interests are like helping her. For the storyline, was the vagina it was not really needed.

SPEAKER_01 46:10

Yeah. At all. I don't think.

SPEAKER_02 46:11

I did not need to see the vagina for the whole thing.

SPEAKER_01 46:14

Yeah. But yeah, the show, like, there were like how do you get um like clearance on that? Because like you can barely show feel literally. Okay, I know. I'm not sure because that's like anything goes, I feel like the only part that was like crazy. So I don't like if you're gonna have that level, like I feel like you need to be seeing like full-on sex. Yeah, there wasn't any of that.

SPEAKER_02 46:35

Or like even in Heated Rivalry, we didn't see a dick once until the very weakness we saw a bunch of them.

SPEAKER_01 46:45

But yeah, I was like ex like whole vagina.

SPEAKER_02 46:49

You would think it was like that was the whole tone, but they showed it at the end. Like that was like that's shocking, honestly. Like, literally, why there was like no level of humor in that to like reach that level of like we need this for a comedy boost or some shit. It was like weird.

SPEAKER_01 47:04

It actually is totally crazy to see that like your vagina can push out a whole human. Okay, because it doesn't actually know anything about that until I'm going to go. It doesn't look like a vagina, though. Like it literally, I mean, like, obviously, there's like hair around it. But like, it's literally like a baby's head. That's like all you see. Literally insane that that can come out of that. What? I hope it's unbelievable. I bet. Okay, also did I This is probably only like five. Imagine if you don't have hips. What do you mean? So I did I talk about this before? What would happen? What do you mean no hips? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 47:43

Okay, like if you had hips, but like really small hips.

SPEAKER_01 47:46

Your hips are ready for childbirth.

SPEAKER_00 47:48

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_01 47:49

Childbearing hips, they like spread when you're pregnant. But I feel like I've seen people with small frames that like. Some people can't give birth to like if your pelvic score is like too like if your pelvic bone and your hip bones are like too close, um, like you'll just have to have a C-section. It quite literally won't allow for it. Right. Like you the baby won't fit through the big won't fit, yeah. That's scary. Especially a big baby. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, it is really crazy. Like, I don't know if I've talked about this on here, but the I learned that like when you're getting dilated, it's like your cervix on the inside. I literally thought that you'd have like a gaping, like your vagina would just be gaping down there. But like that's why like your skin splits, because it's your cervix that's spreading, but like your skin is the same size. Oh. So like so because I was like, what do you mean you're checking? Like, just look down, you'll see that you have a dilator! I have a team cynameter vagina. My vagina is a black hole. It's just a big thing. That's exactly it. It's like, no, it's actually a little bit more. That would be helpful though. It would be then just grabbing the big that's is that why contractions hurt so bad? Because your cervix is like expanding. It's good question.

SPEAKER_02 48:54

I think it's all like working together. I think it's expanding, pushing. Oh it's truly. Dude, I look too much. Dude, my aunt has a 10-pound baby.

SPEAKER_01 49:07

I was naturally 9 pounds.

SPEAKER_02 49:10

Oh my god!

SPEAKER_01 49:12

I was like 80 pounds. But I was a C-section, so my head's round.

SPEAKER_02 49:16

They thought I was a C-section.

SPEAKER_01 49:18

What is it? Why?

SPEAKER_02 49:20

Because usually like C-section's have like a perfectly round head. I actually don't think they do.

SPEAKER_01 49:24

I've got a pretty flat head.

SPEAKER_02 49:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:27

Because then when you're like natural birth, it's like it's like squeezed.

unknown 49:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:30

Like you have like a tone head. Dude, some babies look really freaky straight up because their heads. You don't know if you were regular or I don't know. Are you regular?

SPEAKER_02 49:39

You regularly salad or they thought because my head was so round as a bite. Um that that was. What do you mean as a baby? Like when I was born. Yeah, I do have a round freaking face.

SPEAKER_01 49:55

I have a round.

SPEAKER_02 49:56

It's a little flat back here.

SPEAKER_01 49:58

You have a perfect. Thank you so much. Exactly. It's a little fat back there, but don't look. It's flat. Mine's fat too. I don't know. I'm like, like, I can't wear a headband. Like it's gonna slide off. I've never heard this. I've never been with a flat head. I don't think it's a bad thing.

SPEAKER_02 50:11

Okay, have you seen the trend where they go like behind when you like lay your hair back? You can see I'm like, I'm like, I actually don't want to make a bad thing.

SPEAKER_01 50:19

I would actually be outing my head would look weird if I was bald.

SPEAKER_00 50:22

You guys because you're you have flat heads, it'd look better.

SPEAKER_01 50:25

No, maybe. Well, yeah, it protrudes at the bottom. Yes, no. Like, I got a skull on the bottom. Well, you have the perfect head for your hair. Yeah. Huh? You have the perfect head for your hair. That's true. And like a headband. Yeah. Like a headband is not gonna tip very well. I've never been able to wear a headband. No, during sports and stuff, never worked. So injury. I always wanted to wear like the pre-wrap headbands. It would just snow wooden stay. Hey, so my flat my I got nothing to grip on back here. It's just I know. Wow. Just flat? It's just flat.

SPEAKER_02 50:57

They think the earth is round boobs in a flathead. I know this flathead theory. Flathead theory. What is the flathead theory? Because I said I said the earth is round, no, it's flat. Yeah, I can confirm.

SPEAKER_01 51:15

I don't think the flathead theory is real, though, because they say like if you have a flathead, it means like your mother doesn't love you because they left you on the ground. But our moms love us very much. No, I don't believe theory proved wrong. So theory's wrong. It's not a theory, it's the truth. No, this isn't a theory. Shout out to that pod episode. What was that? When was that? That was a long time ago, it feels like.

SPEAKER_02 51:40

What were we talking about? You looked at me so serious. Wait, I can't remember.

SPEAKER_01 51:45

It's nothing about men. Yeah. On our pod? Yeah, it's on our pod. And she said, Yeah, I've heard that theory. He said, It's not a theory. It's the truth. She goes, No, it's not a theory. It's the truth.

SPEAKER_00 51:56

I need to find that. Yeah, that was really good. Okay, I have one I have one thing to add before we move on. We're just um and you reminded me, well, you didn't remind me. You made me think of this yesterday because flathead. We can take this out if you don't want it, but you sent a photo of your ex. And it made me just think that you can really tell who was done dirty in the relationship by who has a glow-up album.

SPEAKER_01 52:21

No, and you know what? 99.9% of the time it's the woman. Exactly. Always. I've never seen a girl get uglier after a breakup ever once.

SPEAKER_00 52:29

But like you can tell who was like, even because I feel like if the guy's like a narcissist, he's like going around being like, oh, she was crazy. Like that's why we broke up. But if she has a glow up, he's lying.

SPEAKER_01 52:40

He's lying, by the way. He's a big fat fucking liar. And if he has a glow down, just know he does. He's definitely not telling the truth. Definitely lying. Yeah. Beyond that.

SPEAKER_00 52:48

So that's what I had to add. The universe works.

SPEAKER_01 52:51

We saw it for ourselves this weekend. Yes. If you're going to the beach this weekend, talk to the ocean. Everything that has happened this week, we sat on the beach, we watched the sunset, and we just talked about life and everything that we're hoping for. Yeah. Every single thing we've talked about has happened to me ten timefold. It's are you?

unknown 53:13

Are you?

SPEAKER_01 53:13

I'm literally said. I said dua Lipa doubled it and gave it to me. Thank you, Dua.

SPEAKER_02 53:19

Thank you, Dua. Dua.

SPEAKER_01 53:21

Dua is the ocean. No, like I don't know what you think you need to speak. Whether you're hanging out with a ocean is a god. Or an ocean.

SPEAKER_02 53:28

I think like being I got some respect for the ocean.

SPEAKER_01 53:31

The ocean gave me everything that I have been like we're going to be able to do.

SPEAKER_00 53:34

Well, we were grounding. We set it into the earth. We set it into the earth. Neophones.

SPEAKER_01 53:38

We were just there enjoying the sunset and each other's. I loved that. Yeah, that was a good thing. We need to read it to see guys. Like literally in two days, yeah. Yeah. I can't wait. Like that's like where I'm meant to be. And I'm so glad that our apartment that we're we're gonna get is by the beach. Yeah. Because I'm gonna spend everyone. We manifested that shit too. We did. We said we wanted to live near the beach, and we didn't even know this apartment was by the beach until it's so awesome. Yeah. 10-minute walk to the beach. Wow. Perfect. My dream day. Perfect. My dream day. So if you're by the ocean, talk to her because she lets us say it into the ocean. Yeah, let us know if it works because it worked for us. Yeah. Okay. I think it'll work. Shall we let's talk it over? So what is our question of the week?

SPEAKER_00 54:27

So our question was do you believe in right person, wrong time?

SPEAKER_01 54:30

Uh yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_00 54:31

What did you guys say?

SPEAKER_01 54:33

I said no. Oh, you elaborate now. Do you want me to elaborate? I said no. You said yes. I said yes. I said no, because if it's the right person, it'll always be the right time. Okay. So like if you feel like God, this is the perfect person, but it's not gonna work because this isn't this, well then it's not the perfect person. Yeah. It's clearly not all the stars are actually aligning like you think they are, right?

SPEAKER_00 54:58

No, well that's why I said no too, because I don't think they're the right person. If it was the wrong person, I also like think if it's the right person, you're just gonna make it work no matter what.

SPEAKER_01 55:07

Yeah, right. Or they'll come back around a different time. Yeah. Like it wasn't that they weren't the right person at that time. Right. Yeah. So I said yeah. I am like a big believer in like the red string theory. Yeah. Red string. Yeah. Red two. Not green, red. Not invisible. Same thing.

SPEAKER_02 55:27

Yeah, it's like the same, it's the same concept where it's like you're always like attached, like through the kind of life. Okay, yeah. And then you kind of connect. Um, so like I do believe in it and to an extent. Like I don't really have like an example like in my own life. Like, I do think like things happen for a reason and like that, but I don't know. I think there is something to say of like some sometimes things do come up and like you guys aren't, you know, you're not your full self yet, or blah blah blah, and like things happen, and then maybe you come back at a later point and you're like, hey, that's actually everything I wanted to debate.

SPEAKER_00 56:01

Okay, in that case, I believe that it was the right person at the wrong time because you came back to each other.

SPEAKER_01 56:05

Exactly. That's exactly they weren't the right person at that time, so they weren't. Yeah, yeah. Later on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:11

Like, so that's where because it's like sometimes it's like I think about like myself during like high school, and I'm like, Yeah, who literally is that like who is a different person? I don't know her, you know, and then so it's like I am at a different place in my life now, but it's like I think also other people are like that too, or it's like things come up in their lives, or like you know, family situations, and then it's like you can't be your full self for someone else in that moment. Yeah, and then like if it comes back and it ends up being good, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_00 56:41

I just think it's through I think that term or that phrase is thrown around too often when it's true.

SPEAKER_01 56:47

I think it's just like, hey, you guys don't like you don't match you guys, you might want to. I can think it can be tricky too, where it's like maybe in like a couple years, like it'll like I'm not waiting for you. Like in a couple years this might work.

SPEAKER_00 57:01

Well, it's not working right now, so we're yeah, I also do not wait for me.

SPEAKER_01 57:06

Yeah, what are we doing?

SPEAKER_00 57:08

I also think if it's the right person, you're gonna want to make it work right now.

SPEAKER_01 57:10

Yeah, because I'm not losing you.

SPEAKER_00 57:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:12

So you either want me or you don't.

SPEAKER_00 57:14

Yeah, because what do you really don't?

SPEAKER_01 57:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:16

Yeah. But I believe like if I were to like break up with someone, I would not like wait around. No, and I wouldn't expect them to either. Right. Like if it were like something of like you bumped into each other later. Yeah, agree. And like that would be something that would be cool. Absolutely. Like that's like, okay, like I hate the like, I'm not waiting around for no one. Like you don't know what they're doing. Like you're you focus on yourself. Yeah. Right. Um, so that's where it's like, I think it comes into play where it's like right time or like wrong time, right person, whatever. Right. Where it's like coincidental. Right. Like bump in later. Yeah. Something like that.

SPEAKER_01 57:55

Never say never, but only with a few people. Never say never except for you. But I think you know what? Like, don't be closed off if you bump into them and end up going, well, maybe it is different, but only if they haven't done you dirty.

SPEAKER_02 58:08

Well, yeah, of course it's like situational because I wouldn't talk to a few people. Yeah. Exactly. I think No, but you know what?

SPEAKER_01 58:15

This the red string theory, I feel like I've been wanting to talk about this because once you're out of someone's life or like they're out of yours, like I I'm never bumping into them again. Like, you literally do not exist in my realm because I'm never gonna see you again because we're not meant to cross paths anymore.

SPEAKER_00 58:30

I believe that too, because that's happened to me with like multiple people.

SPEAKER_01 58:33

Yeah, it's like we literally live in the same small town and I never see you. And I never run into you. Yeah, it's amazing. I love that though. I want it to work. I don't have to worry about it. Yeah, it's so nice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 58:47

But maybe they're avoiding us.

SPEAKER_01 58:49

Good. Honestly, this is my town. Let me go and do it. I run this bitch. Yeah, I run this. So this is mine. Yeah. Okay, so what did the people say? Like, what were the percentages? Okay, so oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 59:02

It does this every time.

SPEAKER_01 59:03

Like, please, like, why does it be like, yeah, stop hiding from me?

SPEAKER_00 59:06

I don't know. It hides it. Okay, so 71% said yes. They do believe in the strong time.

SPEAKER_01 59:13

That's like a big gap this time.

SPEAKER_00 59:16

29% said no. So we're the minority.

SPEAKER_01 59:19

A few people wrote in, I think.

SPEAKER_00 59:21

Okay. How do I see that?

SPEAKER_01 59:24

Our stories. Or never mind.

SPEAKER_00 59:27

Okay, someone said yes and no. I think that if it's really the right person, you'll find a way to make it the right time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:32

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 59:33

And that's what I'm saying. Okay, that's me. Oh, we have a ticket. Okay, so I think that might be it.

SPEAKER_01 59:40

We had a TikTok comment. Let me find it. I forgot we post on TikTok.

SPEAKER_00 59:44

I know. I know, I keep forgetting to post on TikTok. But yes, I remember this. I feel like it is situational. And like your relationship with that person. Yeah, I guess so. But I honestly have never I feel like it's so rare. Like I've never heard of like someone like them coming back to each other.

SPEAKER_02 59:59

I've had a weird situation. Like in high school, my boyfriend in high school, I never knew he existed until we went to high school and started dating, and then we were randomly looking through pictures and we played on the same soccer team when we were like five years old. I feel like high school tricks us in that way.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:17

I was like, Yeah, but high school tricks that us in that way because we literally are all born and grow up in the same city. Exactly. Like that was a good thing. So it's like hard. But have like have you seen those things where it's like you both visited the same country at this point and you're both in the back of each other's photos? Like that's like the kind of road that we've got.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:40

Wait, that actually happened to me with someone where I used to work with, like a friend, and literally, like, we we both started working there. We're working there for a few months, and she's like showing me photos like from this trip and that's me. Literally, like she was like, Oh I she was like showing me pictures of her friend and her friends in Punta Cana, and I was like, Oh my god, I was literally there. I have a photo of your friend, your guy friend. I was like recording him because he was like really funny. Yeah, he's like this huge, like gay guy. Like, he's like so funny. So we were like recording him, and I was like, It's like oh my god, this is so weird. Like we were literally yeah, at the same exact resort at the same time. And we never met until now we're working at the same place. It was so weird.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:23

What the hell?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:24

We were like this total invisible.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:26

So on TikTok, we had one person say yes, but also try to believe that if it were the right person, it wouldn't be the wrong time, which is kind of what we've been saying. We had one person say, I'm gonna call her man Kevin. I started out with Kevin when he had a week until he had to be stationed in Japan for four years, did long distance for half a year, then broke up, got back together in 2023. Now we have three kitties in our own place together. Years ago, I would have said no, but a hundred percent yes, depending on the situation. Wow. Well, okay, so maybe it's our perspective. But they didn't like wait around for each other, which I love. Yeah, it's like they just came back together. Uh like so kitties as in cats or kit or kids.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:05

Yeah. No, they have a cat. I thought it was like kitties. Yeah, yeah, kiddos, animals.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:08

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no children. Okay. Okay, kitties. That is really sweet though. Oh, that is sweet. Okay, so maybe it's depends. I just feel like it's hard to be like my god. I'm like accidentally have to be. She's responding to the comment. I'm trying to respond to the comment, but my speaker's on, and so I'm just typing stuff. Um lost my train of thought. Oh, like if it's the right person, I just feel like it'll be the right time. It would be the right time. Because like you're not the right person. What do you mean? Because I'm read- I've read this book and it's pissing me off so bad. It's called Heart the Lover. And it's like about like this long college romance, and like they go to Paris together, and then they're like the it's back when like cell phones weren't a thing. So like they were supposed to meet at their new apartment in New York, and then like he doesn't show. She's pregnant, by the way, with his kid, and she he doesn't even know. And so like then, like later on down the road, they're like older, and like he has cancer, and he's like asking her to come and visit her, him in the hospital when she has like a husband and two kids at home. And so she goes and sees him, and he's like complaining about like you were the one and you didn't forgive me, and this and the Hey, so I hear you. Hey, so you weren't the one because you chose not to be. And how is that my phone? Like, what do you mean I'm the one right now? You're right. Don't piss me off. Yeah. No, no. So I don't know. If you were the right person, then like you would have showed up to New York and we would have had a life together, but you're not the right person.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:38

Literally, you don't want to hear it. Yeah. I I like know people. And I feel like I'm a hopeless romantic.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:44

And I just also feel like you have to be real about it at the same time. I'm a hopeful romantic. I'm a hopeful romantic. You're right. Love that. That's gorgeous. I want to be. Thank you. No, we are, yeah. We are. Well, yeah. Just a lover. Listen, I'm not hopeless. No, I'm not hopeless either. You're right. I actually agree.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:04

There's hope to spare.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:08

Lots of hope. Period. Of high hopes. We are right. I know. Seriously. And worse women. Well, guys, I think we did it. We did it, Joe. We did it. We did it. Are you working with a great day?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:21

All I imagined is Kiki Palmer. We did it!

SPEAKER_01 1:04:25

She did like the colour. She's running her hands through her hair. We did it. We did it.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:32

Oh, I love her. Okay. You can find us at Kiki.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:39

Yeah. At oridemain.10. By me at Sarah Bennett, 2 SS3Ts. And you can find me everywhere at Kara Keller. And you can find us everywhere at the Talk Over Pod. Comment, like, subscribe. Follow us everywhere. Tell us. What did we ask them to comment about earlier? Oh, um, I can't remember. Doesn't matter. You guys already listen to them. Listen, you should know. You can rewind. We're trying to entertain you. You're welcome. I guess we'll see you next Wednesday.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:04

We'll talk to you later.