If Your Ex Boyfriend Was A Slug I Would Throw Salt On Him

This episode starts with Sarah experiencing the worst wake-up call imaginable thanks to her dogs, leading us to ask the very important question: what is going on with that dog's ass? From there, we discuss the unfortunate reality that sometimes you simply have to serve up a little shit pie, and somehow end up debating the ultimate relationship test, who you’d willingly endure food poisoning and have to use the lovers’ toilet with. We wish we were making this up! 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Welcome to the Talk Talk Talk Over Podcast. Welcome back, everybody. Hello. Happy, I don't even know what number this is, but welcome back. Oh yeah. I think it's 24.

unknown 0:16

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 0:16

It could be right. Maybe you're wrong.

SPEAKER_04 0:18

Could be right. We'll find out when we're going to go. Actually.

SPEAKER_02 0:21

I don't know. I don't know that, and I also have a list of things that I also don't understand. Oh, very good. And I don't think I ever will. Okay. I'm excited. Um, my first one that like blows my mind is Animal Instinct. Wait, yeah. How do they know to do certain things?

SPEAKER_01 0:39

No, I don't get it either.

SPEAKER_02 0:41

Like, what do you what do you mean? I wrote down some examples. Okay. Um, like a salmon swimming upstream. Literally, why would you? What is telling you to go up there? What is telling you know the hardest way behind? Yeah, hey, let's go up and waterfall.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

Yeah. How do you know to go south? How do you know where south is, first of all? No, literally. Is there something like the range?

SPEAKER_02 1:01

Like, so I don't know what's telling them or what's pulling them. I don't understand how either.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

Also, like when cows have babies, like, how do you know to lick all that shit off of them? Yeah. Yeah. Or I'm pretty sure they have the pencil too. Like, how do you know to push that out? It's just they can feel it, I guess. I guess. I guess. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:20

Like, I honestly do not know how any animal knows. That's incredible.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

Or like what they're allowed to eat. Like, how do you know that's how do we even know that?

unknown 1:28

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

How do we decide, oh, I just think it's trial and error. It's definitely trial and error because people are definitely dying. Yeah. I wouldn't know. I don't have those instincts. Like if I saw a mushroom out, I wouldn't have to do it. Well, we don't want to poison it for not. I think evolution has made it so like we don't have those instincts anymore.

SPEAKER_02 1:44

If we were like cheap, we don't have to. Yeah, we don't have to. So speaking of that, I don't another thing I don't understand is if we were all once apes, why are there still apes?

SPEAKER_03 1:55

No, actually, good point is. I don't think we were apes.

SPEAKER_02 1:58

Well, you are just telling me. Like, are they late in the development? Like, are they getting there? They're very sorry.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

I don't think we were apes. See, that's what I'm saying. Faith was telling me we're checking fish or something. I'm like, no. Well, everything comes from fish, though. Allegedly. Okay, but what is like the two million year rain? Like, there were nothing. There was no fish. Okay, but like, what about the people who literally never heard of until this podcast?

SPEAKER_02 2:21

Yeah, but what about the people who can't swim? This is the history channel. You weren't people! Hey, you won't have a fish. Yeah. You won't definitely fish.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

That's like hey. Yeah, I know. Like, what do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 2:38

Literally, because what do you mean my parents?

SPEAKER_03 2:42

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 2:42

Like pushed in. Hey. No, but like hey.

SPEAKER_04 2:46

No one snaps in your face.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

It's literally like how do people in like landlocked states like you've never seen the ocean? Like, that's crazy. Snow. Oh. Yeah, that's always weird to me. That's so weird to me. I remember like one of my cousins from California came over here, or we went and visited them in California and it was raining. And they like went outside and were like running in the rain. And like Adam Bam and I were like, have you never seen rain before? So it's just rain. Yeah, they're like, no, we never get rain here. Like, we never get it. Are you serious? It was like always sunny, like where they live. Hey, that's all and I'm like, hey, so I've got to be. Never even thought about that. No. We get it all. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Like that.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

Do you guys are cycling into all my things? Yeah, what about weather? I don't understand on like the weather app where it says like it feels like. Hey, so that's what it is.

SPEAKER_03 3:39

Like that is the weather. That's actually a really good point.

SPEAKER_02 3:43

You know? It feels like, hey. So it feels like that is the temperature of the five.

SPEAKER_01 3:47

So we'll like decide that. Does somebody go and stand outside and they tell you, oh, it's 75? And he says, Russian weeder or whatever. She's like, it's raining right now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:01

Like that is weird to me. I don't understand there's like it's this, but it actually feels like this. It's actually a really good thing. Okay, that is the time. Keep going and I'm gonna look that up.

unknown 4:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

Yeah, can you look that up too?

SPEAKER_02 4:12

I also have another one that I don't like or understand. Toll booths. What am I paying for?

SPEAKER_01 4:18

Fuck a toll booth.

SPEAKER_02 4:19

What am I paying for?

SPEAKER_03 4:20

There are other imaginary line that I'm crossing, and you're making me pay to cross the toll.

SPEAKER_01 4:27

Okay, no, it's so dumb in Maine because every town you enter, you have to pay a toll. Oh my god, tollies are literally meant to like help um maintain the roads. Right.

SPEAKER_02 4:37

So, like so why are the roads so bumpy?

SPEAKER_01 4:39

I know, literally, but like a commuter, like like when we're in Maine, it's like we are using their roads. It's like we have to go through and pay because we're using their roads. No, that makes sense, but like Maine has an absurd amount of them. No, they do, it's like every time you get on and off the highway.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

Yeah, yeah. That's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Like they must make so much money.

SPEAKER_02 4:56

I I think it's like you can imagine how much money told a brilliant. Like, so much. Are you guys ready for this information? I'm ready.

SPEAKER_01 5:04

It feels like temperature is the perceived air temperature felt by the human body. So it differs from actual air temperature by accounting for environmental factors such as wind, humidity, and your body's ability to regulate its temperature. So if it's like breezier, like it might feel a little bit less even though it's 80 degrees. But how like I get it. Okay, so the thermometer doesn't account for like environmental factors. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:32

Okay. Breeze, the thing is.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

Which I know though, because if you have a thermometer out there and like a breeze is going by, you don't think it's cooling it down?

SPEAKER_02 5:39

I don't think so. Well, it sounds like I don't think so. Like, I don't think the wind is that like steady. I think it has to be a little bit more than a little bit. I don't understand thermometer.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Okay, it says how it works.

SPEAKER_02 5:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:49

Wind strips away the warm layer of air trapped against your skin. A breezy day will make the air feel much cooler than the thermometer reads because the breeze moves away.

SPEAKER_02 5:57

And like windows are more sensitive than uh.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

Yeah, and high humidity slows down the evaporation of sweat from your skin. So since sweating is your body's natural cooling mechanism, this trapped moisture causes the air to feel much hotter. Holy shit, that's why it's like when it's humid here, it's like wicked, stuffy, and hot. It's gonna be 101 degrees. Dude, this is my actual night air.

SPEAKER_02 6:19

I must be in a body of water. If not, I will not be going outside. Yeah. Like I can't do that.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

I'm honestly happy I'm working. Like we're gonna have to crank the AC. I hope that's it. Because this is not gonna be. Thank god we don't have our apartment for that because we'd have to do that.

SPEAKER_04 6:35

We cannot avoid that.

SPEAKER_01 6:36

I was actually thinking I I hope that um we work from home on the same days so that we can like turn the temperature up when we're both in an office. Good idea. So one of us isn't home all the time. Okay. So speaking of hotties is how we go. Yeah. Do I do this? Do I know how the podcast works? Okay, let's get into it. Hotties and nodes.

SPEAKER_02 7:00

There we go. Okay. Okay. Ari, okay. I love my hottie. Oh. Um, and he's bad as hell. Um, Andrew Garfield. Right. Wait, yes. Andrew Garfield.

SPEAKER_04 7:18

Guys, I know who that is. It's Spider-Man. Yeah, okay. That's what I was like when you didn't know who he was.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

I was questioning myself. Yeah. No, I know who that is. I thought you were making a face because you thought that you said it weird again. I was like, I thought someone was funny. No, I know him. No, no, I know him. I love him. Yeah, he's really cute. He has an accent too, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:37

Which I oh my god. Have you ever heard how he talks about his mom?

SPEAKER_01 7:40

I know she passed. Did you see him go on Sesame Street? He talks so uh kindly and he like always tears up when he's talking about her. It like makes me want to throw up. It's so good.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

He like went on like Sesame Street, and like they always have like celebrity like you know, pop-ups, but like he was like talking about like handling grief, and like that it's like okay to be sad. Like that's just like you remembering like you know all the good times. And I'm like, hey, so I'm sobbing. That hurts. Is that why you thought about you saw that? Yeah, and I just I love that explained. I just think it's a great that's a great word for Emma. Oh my god, how he described it? Wait, yes, I have espresso.

SPEAKER_01 8:20

Oh, there's so yeah, that's like a sound on TikTok.

SPEAKER_02 8:22

She was like a shot of expression. That's him, yeah. He says, Well, good news.

SPEAKER_01 8:27

I'm Emma Stone, so thank you for being here. People keep commenting that on my furniture flip.

SPEAKER_02 8:36

Yeah, and they're like, this is like um, I'm like, like, hey, like I see it. Like, I can't. People say like a lot of them, but I I feel like Emma Stone is like a good one.

SPEAKER_01 8:44

Thank you. Yeah, I got Margot Robbie when I was blonde, and then that stopped the second I dyed my hair. But not on your redhead. I didn't know you when you were blonde, but thank god. I feel like I could see it. Good on you. Thank god. You're lucky. That's a really good one, Ari. I like that.

SPEAKER_02 9:00

Yeah, I love him a lot.

SPEAKER_01 9:01

He's sweet. Same. Um, my hottie is celebrating little things. Yes. I can't remember if we've done that before, but like as a hottie. Yeah, but it's always good. But it's always good. Yeah. Yeah. Love that. No, I think this morning when you brought me a plant. Yeah, that's what I mean. Just like everything. Like, I just love an excuse to celebrate.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

Well yeah, it's just showing like the little things like that. They matter. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 9:24

Well, it's not just like babies and weddings that we can celebrate. There's so much more to celebrate. There's so many. Which like those are also huge things, but like the little things also matter. Right. And just making sure, like, I don't know. Like your people know that you're thinking of them and that you're probably gonna do that. Yeah, and that you're I think that's what it is.

SPEAKER_02 9:40

Yeah. Well, like, even like celebrating for yourself, too. Yeah, agreed. Like, I you know what?

SPEAKER_01 9:44

I'm gonna go to Starbucks this morning because I deserve that. Yeah, literally gonna be a good one. That's like my little treatment thing, yeah. I love doing that. I love that too. I deserve it. I deserve, yeah, yeah. I deserve this. Us three girls who have never denied ourselves anything. I literally deserve it. No, I fully agree. Yeah, okay, good. I knew you would. I know. I love that. My hottie today is all of my thrift finds. Yeah. You're doing really good. I mean, I have been finding full-on pieces of furniture on the side of the road, and I've been flipping them fear fear for our apartment, because we got an apartment. Yeah, me and Karen got an apartment. So safe. We'll be celebrating that for sure. Yeah, you guys will see us in the apartment in a month or so. Yeah, which is the location. We're changing location. So enjoy the studio while you see it. Yeah. But I found a dresser last summer that I turned into a bar cart. I found a nightstand that was like dark wood. Dark, dirty, disgusting. Yeah, that I like ripped a drawer out and turned it into like my dream nightstand. It's so cute. I also had like an old bookshelf laying around that like I painted and turned into a TV console. So I've been really working. You did? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:59

My god.

SPEAKER_01 11:00

That was like a dress, like a bookshelf my dad had made for like Adam and I's bedrooms at one point. And it's been like sitting in the basement. He's like, I'm just gonna like give it away because no one needs it. And I was like, give it away to me. Actually, I need it. Yeah, yeah. So I like painted it and like it it matches all the other stuff. And then also I found a huge mirror on the side of the road leaving Sarah's house the other day. Mirrors are hard to do. That was a good find. All of this stuff has only cost me $20. Plus, obviously the supplies to like paint it and stuff. But like all of the furniture itself I've only spent $20. Which thank God because we're paying up the ass. Yeah. To just live. Like nobody, yeah, nobody talks about like how much like the first class insecurity like actually cost. Actually, insane. Like I know that everyone made it, but it's like insane. Yeah. Yeah. That I was shocked, honestly, how much we had to pay. And they wanted us to pay it also. Like with the application. With the application, she wanted us to pay over $100. Okay, so you haven't even um said that I got the apartment. No, literally. I'm not giving you a dime until you say it's mine. I was like, we'll pay you after we see the lease. Thank you. That's weird. We thought so. It was weird. Yeah, but apparently it's normal, like it's standard. I'm not doing that. Like, hello? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I saw at Book Club, she said that like she paid like first month's rent or something with like her application, and then like all of the lease said like all this weird stipulations and shit. They said that they couldn't wear shoes in the apartment. Like, this is my home. So, like, then she like was like, We actually don't want to live here, and she tried to pull out, and they were like, Okay, and they were trying to keep her money, and so she had to go to like small claims court and like try to get the money back because she was like, I just figured if I pulled out they would give me the money back. And I was like, This is why it should not be a thing where you pay just for the application. That's so despicable. Yeah, it is despicable. Like, oh my god, I just want to take her money. It's giving naughty. It is naughty. Yeah. What's your dotty? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:55

Um I've been enlightened. Oh. My nightmare. Um, have you ever heard of a lover's toilet? Is it a double toilet? Margo, have you heard of a lover's toilet?

SPEAKER_01 13:09

Margo, you can't barge in and not show your face. Get over here.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Yeah. Um, so this is a toilet that's literally, it's like if one toilet was facing this way and the other was facing the other way, but they're connected. So wait, I have a picture.

SPEAKER_01 13:24

What the hell do you mean? I have a picture. Like the rim, like the bowls are connected. It's like Wait, I kind of love her. So it looks cozy. It looks okay. I am not shitting. It looks so good. That photo makes it cute, but wait, okay, we need it with the phone. Imagine having a bellyache and your husband comes. Oh my god!

SPEAKER_04 13:46

There's like headphones, like noise canceling.

SPEAKER_01 13:49

Wait, that's if you both have food poisoning, that's like ideal situation. Yeah, you're both hung over and I like it. Don't look at it.

SPEAKER_02 13:59

No, but that is crazy.

SPEAKER_01 14:01

People still do that. Wait, so do they put the toilet in the middle of the bathroom? That would be straight out of the 80s or something.

SPEAKER_02 14:06

Of the bathroom.

SPEAKER_01 14:08

I would love to come across that in the wild.

SPEAKER_02 14:11

Imagine you went to someone's house, you go to the bathroom, and like someone's already going pee. No, come in there, it's free. Yeah. It's like urine.

SPEAKER_01 14:17

Don't worry. No, don't be shy. Wait, that's interesting. Yeah, I was like, I feel like men would come across that. Men would love that with each other. Yeah, because then they can actually stand looking at each other when they pee instead of having to be next to each other, the urinos. They can actually face each other. They can shit next to each other now, too. Uh they can hold hand Exactly. That's so cute.

SPEAKER_03 14:38

Yeah, that's so cute for them, but you were like, it's really cute. No, I love it. It's cute aesthetic. I get to one for the apartment.

SPEAKER_00 14:46

No. No, we can't fit one. We already have two.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

No, but I was like, I won't be sitting in front of it. That's our couch, actually. Fung shui. That's our couch. I'm like, wait, no, we need to turn it this way. I can't see the TV. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:02

Basically, we have TV on both sides.

SPEAKER_01 15:05

There's a mirror, so I can just watch it from the other way. Yeah, we can't for a couch. We only have this feng shui toilet.

unknown 15:15

It's feng shui.

SPEAKER_03 15:17

I'm done.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

Our lovers' toilets.

SPEAKER_03 15:19

Yeah, love us.

SPEAKER_01 15:21

That's giving torture. No, thank you. Lovers who sit together staying out. Yeah. Like, give me privacy. Yeah. I don't need to be able to do it. I have to share a bed with you. I can go to the bathroom by myself. Don't do so. Wait, you know what I love? Speaking of toilets, I love when a toilet has its own room. Like there's a door just for the case.

SPEAKER_02 15:40

Because then other people can like do stuff in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_01 15:42

I don't want anyone to come in though when I'm using the toilet. Yeah. I want unless I'm taking it. I feel so cozy.

SPEAKER_02 15:47

Okay, but I love when the door is like completely to the ground, completely to the ceiling. Yeah. Like when we were, where was it? Iceland. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

A lot of European places. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:56

I'm like, I don't need people sleeping.

SPEAKER_01 15:57

They don't have stalls. They have like full rooms for each bathroom. Yeah. I love that. That's my dream. That's my dream as well. And they're like low-key soundproof. You walk in the bathroom and it's like quiet. You're like, wow, I love that. Because like in America, you walk in, it's like everyone's blow air drying their hair. Like there's babies screaving. And it's shit on the body. It's so echoey. Yeah, and you can just hear people ripping ass. Yeah. Our bathroom at work is like that because we're in like a that's torture. Office building. So like you have to go out of the office to go to the house. What?

unknown 16:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:28

So in the winter, you're gonna have to go outside. Well, no, it's not outside. It's like you walk in the building, and my office like has those doors, and then it's like a shared bathroom for like all of the officers in the building.

SPEAKER_02 16:39

It's got to be installed the movie Hidden Figures, where she literally has to run across the freaking campus. Yeah, I'll work like a dog day and night.

SPEAKER_01 16:49

Living up a party. Yeah, it's like she ate that down. She did. Because you know what? Fuck all of you guys. That was. Honestly. You guys gonna be so much more than a child. And they guess what I'm doing. First of all, they're like, yeah, just go across the street. But then also don't be late. What if I just pissed on the bottom? Yeah, but you can't be late and you also can't miss any work.

SPEAKER_02 17:08

And you actually can't touch my coffee pot.

SPEAKER_01 17:10

I'm gonna literally piss on your desk, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 17:13

And then I'm gonna take a coffee pot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:16

Wait, yeah. She should have done that.

SPEAKER_02 17:18

She should have. She should have been aware of that. She deserved to do that. I wouldn't be. Great movie. Really good hobby. No, that's hidden figures. Oh, yeah. I would have known. Hidden figure. Because it's like they were the ones who like were behind like the rocket ship. Gotcha. Oh yeah. She's the hidden figure. Yeah. Like they are the like because there's like all of like these like women of color like working in the back, like punching all the numbers. Yeah. The baddies. Yeah. They were getting like no credit for it, so they're like, is it a real story?

SPEAKER_01 17:50

Yeah. I'm sick. Right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:52

The health is based on like um I think it's the same actress.

SPEAKER_01 17:56

Okay, yeah. I think one of them is in it.

SPEAKER_02 18:00

Oh, it's not her. I forget her name.

SPEAKER_01 18:02

Yeah, there's another, yeah. They like carpool together in hidden figures, I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:06

I know who you're talking about. She's like the shorter one. Yes, yeah. She's in that. That's it. I haven't seen it, but I've heard great things about that.

SPEAKER_01 18:12

We watched that movie in like high school or something. I brought it all into the auditorium and we watched it. Shit pie. She makes like literally a pie and she's like, eat my shit. You know what? Period. She's like, what?

SPEAKER_02 18:26

She's like, you're eating my shit. You make it so they give your own shit. Yeah. She like likes the old, like the mother, but then the daughter, she's like, this ain't for you. This is just for her. Yeah. She she deserved my shit.

SPEAKER_01 18:41

She should. Yeah. That's a hottie. You know what? If you hottie. I people who don't understand consequences like pissed me off so bad. Like, you can't have an action and not expect an equal or worse react. That's consequently. Like, this is your even worse when people get away with it without any consequences.

SPEAKER_02 19:02

No, because I will hit you with my car. That's the thing. Because I will make you a chip pie.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

I will. I bring that guy at volleyball yesterday who gave me a backhand to compliment. He gets a ship pie. A shit pie. Shit pie to the face. Chip pie to my face. Exactly. Shit pie. Come over here. That's how they're doing it.

SPEAKER_03 19:18

Oh my god. Like, fuck that guy. Fuck all of you people. Don't piss. Now you have pink eye.

SPEAKER_01 19:28

God. Wait, yeah. Double helmet done. Wait, sorry. You haven't done your naughty yet? No, I haven't done my naughty yet. Okay. Well, okay, my naughty is from literally this morning when I woke up. Oh. I woke up, first of all, to one of my dogs eating her ass on my bed. Like dumb dog, by the way. I literally had to amend Callie. No, it was Coda. Yeah. She can barely. She's a Corgi.

SPEAKER_03 19:53

She can barely touch her on the dog suffering, trying to get over there.

SPEAKER_01 19:57

Yeah, literally, I thank God she woke me up because I I accidentally fell back asleep after I turned my alarm off. Thank you, but yeah. So I woke up to her eating her ass.

SPEAKER_04 20:08

Um, and then my other dog is just watching what's that TikTok we've been talking about doing.

SPEAKER_01 20:14

You're eating digging in the digging cast. That's what she's doing. They do like happy, excited, flirty. Yeah, just like the you chaved your butt.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

You digging in the ass? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:30

Okay, we have to do that. We were talking about doing that. Yeah, we should do that today. But anyways, then my other dog jumps up. She's trying to cuddle me, and then the Corgi walks by her. Corky. And she smells. My other dog smells her butt. And then she like looks away, jumps on my bed, and goes and throws up. It's like on your bed, case of what's going on with her ass.

SPEAKER_04 20:51

She just smelled her ass and then went and threw up. This all happened in the span of like 20 minutes. She's like, literally, like within 10 minutes of me getting out of bed.

unknown 21:06

What are we doing?

SPEAKER_04 21:07

Then I tell her as I throws out me.

SPEAKER_01 21:10

No, I would sh- Yeah, I hear her like, like, I'm like, oh great. It's still like my parents were doing anybody because I couldn't, I didn't have time to clean it up. Well, I I just write some shit on it and then like I get down. Yeah, I had to go. Yeah, and then and then they go downstairs. I like let her out because I'm like, I don't know if she's about to shit in here or like whatever. I'm locking my door. Then she starts barking her head off, jumping out the windows. I'm like, oh my god. I have to go to early apartment ready. Yeah, no, literally. Like these are not my dogs. I'm not claiming them. Uh that's not my dogs. Imagine. Imagine you can't just sleep with some guy.

SPEAKER_04 21:49

He's like going down and you just walk to me and throws up. Like, what are you gonna do? Like that's all my dog. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Like I'll be right back.

unknown 22:05

Just sick.

SPEAKER_04 22:06

Just sick.

SPEAKER_01 22:07

I've never seen anything like that. Oh wow. Like Jesus. Like she shit herself. Like, get off my bed. What did she eat?

SPEAKER_03 22:17

I rumble in some. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 22:21

So it just did not sit right with Kelly.

SPEAKER_04 22:24

That's really bad.

SPEAKER_01 22:25

Yeah, it's literally like having children. And then my cat's like trying to trip me so that I feed her. I'm like, I'm gonna shoot you all. She has dementia. She's like, I'm hungry. You're like, I just fed you. No, literally. Actually. The cat dementia. Yeah, she does have that. I can't talk shit about my cat. I love her. I know. She's cute. She's just a lot. Not her. Not her. Never her. We stand on them. Um, so my naughty is that I don't know if it's like the weather, but like I keep waking up feeling hungover. Dude. Yeah, you guys were sleeping. I haven't drank and probably well, I had a beer this weekend. But like I haven't like actually drank where like I would wake up not feeling good in like at least a month. Probably more. But every day I wake up, I feel like dehydrated. Like my throat hurts, like my stomach hurts. And then like after like 30 minutes, like I'm fine. Yeah. But like I initially wake up and I'm like, hey, so I think I have the plague. Like, are you still here? So literally like hot. No, I sleep in here with my ABC and I'm like, oh. That was happening to me last week, and then it finally went away on Sunday when we were. I thought that it went away, but then this morning I woke up and I was like, I'm like, I am so in your head. I don't feel good. Are you not getting enough sleep? Because I think that's what it was. I really wanted to sleep in more today. But I I fucking sleep in every day. That's all. I was like, I don't have any commitments right now. So I'm like, it should not be a problem. I should. This is the most well-rested I should ever be. Yeah. Right. Because in about a month I'm gonna be exhausted. You do get a like get up early though. I set my alarm for like eight.

SPEAKER_02 24:00

But I that's like a pretty normal time to wake up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:04

But I go to bed at like uh like 11 or something.

SPEAKER_02 24:06

I feel like that's a normal time.

SPEAKER_01 24:08

Yeah. So like I get like nine hours if I sleep through the night, which I'm like that should be enough. By the way. Never sleep at the I haven't been either. It's torture. So I it's like a tired hangover. Yeah. I don't know, but I'm gonna be like, but I'm still getting everything for my health that I'm supposed to. Yeah. And I'm still getting hungover. She's not getting out of sleep. Is she yawning? I never see it.

SPEAKER_02 24:31

There's gonna be like a whole competition. I can't. It's like I open my mouth, it just triggers a yawn.

SPEAKER_01 24:39

Every time we talk about yawning, I need to yawn. Okay, everyone, yawn, okay. Here we go. I can't. Now I can't I can't do it on computer. No, I'm sorry, me at the yawning is my naughty idea.

SPEAKER_02 24:51

Really? Dude, I used to when I was nervous. It used to be like a nervous turn. You guys make me kind of yelled at in class for yawning.

SPEAKER_01 25:03

He was like, Am I boring you? I'm like, kinda, I don't know. I don't like that's like an older generation. Like, I'm exhausted.

SPEAKER_02 25:09

It literally used to be like a nervous tick. Like I would be nervous going to elementary school, and the whole drive I would just yawn the entire time when we go. Oh my god. Stress, I'm stressed.

SPEAKER_01 25:17

The only time I don't like yawning is if it's like you're so tired that you're yawning and that your eyes are watering, and then you're like literally crying and can't stop yawning. And I'm like, somebody put me down. Everyone watching this is yawning right now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:28

Sorry, guys. Sorry. I literally feel a yawn coming. I'm holding it. I'm holding it in. Did you?

SPEAKER_01 25:33

I was just gonna say that. Did you ever hear in like school, like if you think someone's looking at you, just yawn and then they'll yawn? Um I remember sitting in art class and this kid yawned and then like someone else was yawning, and then he was like, Did you know that like if you yawn and everyone else, like if someone else yawns, it's because like they like you? And so he yawned and then all of us are sitting there and not one of us yawned. Wow. Right, you'll be like, I would have been holding in my like I'm holding in a yawner. Exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

Everyone's just holding their breath.

SPEAKER_01 26:02

Why are they fucking contagious? It's so weird. That's another thing we need to look up. Yeah, now we're gonna have to do that. Another thing I don't understand. Yeah, I don't get yawning. Actually, I do. I think it's like you're because like when you're tired, you know, like when you're sleeping, like you uh She's like yawning with her mouth closed. When you're when you're sleeping, you have like shorter breath. Like you have like your breathing is like really slowed down. Yeah. So like when you're when you're yawning, it's because you're trying to stay awake, so you're trying to suck in more oxygen. Because like oxygen like wakes your brain up. Right. So that's why you're yawning. But I don't get why it's contagious though. Oh, I don't know either. Sorry, yeah, I don't know that either. She's like, hey, so I hear you, but you didn't actually answer my question. No. Don't have an answer. Okay, tell us in the comments. Yeah.

unknown 26:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

Shall we get into our topics? Yeah. Okay. So Sarah and I, like we said, we're getting an apartment. Yes. And so there's like a pretty extensive application process. Yeah. You have to get a background check, you gotta do a credit score, you have to like show your checking and your savings account, you have to like obviously pay up the ass. Yeah. So I was sitting around not away. How people who have sugar daddies or sugar mamas like how do you prove it? Oh, that was the other thing, because you have to show like your two most recent pay stubs and an offer letter. Right. So how do sugar mamas or like sugar babies, I guess, prove that they can afford the rent if like they don't actually have income because they're getting paid by someone. Maybe they like co-sign it the sugar daddy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:38

So maybe it's under their the sugar daddy's name.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

I guess the sugar daddy could pay for the abandonment.

SPEAKER_02 27:45

Like he just pays for it.

SPEAKER_01 27:46

Okay, I wouldn't like that though, because I don't want you to have access to like.

SPEAKER_02 27:49

Right? Because then it's like, hey, you need to get out.

unknown 27:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:52

Or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 27:53

Yeah, I don't want to like rely on somebody else. But I was thinking that because like people are always like when they're like struggling for money or like when they go, Oh my god, I wish I had a sugar daddy. But then it's like, okay, yes. Yeah, but you need to prove something like that. But like, how do you prove? Yeah. I don't know. I feel like apartments, as long as they get the money, like that's all they really care about. Yeah. But also But they have to make sure there's money coming in. Yeah. No, that's true. Yeah, so they must do like a co-signer thing. I don't know. I asked questions. On like the same topic, I don't understand how like people that I know that like don't do that well for themselves, like, how do they get apartments? I don't know. Like people that like sell drugs and stuff, like, how do they get an apartment at 18? Because I know people like.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

Because it's in shitty areas.

SPEAKER_01 28:35

Right. If you're getting like a shitty apartment. I feel like people it's like they'll have a drug deal because like in the apartments we were applying to, like, they are like making sure that you're employed because they want like they want good. They want good tenants, whereas like some other apartments are like literally if you just have a stack of cash, like that's fine. Like, we literally don't care who you are as long as you pay.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

It also depends on what kind of like if you're renting like if you're renting from like an apartment complex, right? Or if it's like a Mima and Peapaw, that you're renting like their space, you know, like so it's different because like my I have a nanumpapa different than me mom and peepaw. But they like rent apartments, um but like they just get like a check and like bubble. Right.

SPEAKER_01 29:18

Wait, what do you mean they rent them out to people?

SPEAKER_02 29:20

They have two like apartments that they rent out. It's just basically like a duplex to there's like an upstairs and downstairs bubble. And they just pay checks. So do they like some some pay cash? I literally think it was a stripper living upstairs. And so she pays. Wait, honestly, good for her. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Because they're they're moving out somewhere else. But so they were like looking for like another person there. And I was like, oh, who's living upstairs? She's like, a stripper. Oh, okay. Punce. You know what?

SPEAKER_01 29:51

Good.

SPEAKER_02 29:51

So she needs help to do it. You know, people gotta make a living.

SPEAKER_01 29:55

They really that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. These sugar babies are like have an income. I'm just wondering how they're able to sign it. Like when you're paying your taxes, like you have to say when you're getting income. Yeah. But like, does it not count if it's being gifted to you? I don't know, because like people will have their parents like pay for apartments. Like, I feel like it's the same thing. Yeah, but like your dad like has a salary or like your mom has a salary. Yeah. Like I guess, like a sugar daddy would do. Probably, yeah. But like if you're I don't know. Like I feel like you're okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:30

How are you doing taxes? I really don't know. Thirist must be all over your ass.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

Yeah, I don't I guess you're not. Like, I wasn't doing taxes when I was when my parents were fully supporting me. If I need to do that, yeah, but you're like their dependent.

SPEAKER_02 30:44

Yeah, it's different when you're underneath them, but it's different. I don't know if it's like not any of that shit. I'm just figuring out taxes. I actually don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_01 30:54

Um, I pay someone to do my taxes because I'm not getting audited.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

I did my taxes for the first time.

SPEAKER_01 30:59

I don't even know what that means. So if you never got both taxes, if you mess up on your taxes or like you paid less or whatever, like within three years of that taxing year, if someone from the IRS sees that you like did it wrong, like they can like write, like they can audit you. There's like a whole thing. I don't get that shit. Okay, they're like, you have to guess how much you owe us, but if you get it wrong, we're coming out. Yeah. Well, yes. Like, we already know how much you owe, but you have to do it yourself. Yeah. And then you can you can imagine zero it would be if they just did it. Like, why do we have to do it? I don't know. Because they already know how much we fucking owe. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 31:37

Why do I fucking error part?

SPEAKER_01 31:40

Like, there's many things to like slip up on, but then it's like you guys are just causing an issue whereas like you could just have an automated thing sent out, like, oh, we taxed you too much this year, which also that makes no sense to me. Yeah, but also if you overpay, we're not gonna give your money back. Right. So they do. That's what a tax return is. Do they? Yeah. That's what a tax return is, is because they taxed you too high. So then they send it back. Yeah. Yeah. Which actually, I got a fat tax return this year. And it was like I was like a little bit of savings. I just put it on.

SPEAKER_02 32:11

I got a significant amount. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:12

That's nice. Yeah. But like the first year, usually I have to pay. Oh, we don't have to pay next year. It yeah, if you make a certain amount, like usually like you might have to pay. But I did not make a lot last year. Yeah. So they taxed me a lot, and they were like, mm-hmm. That makes no sense to me. Because I'm working harder, you're taking more. Actually, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_05 32:34

You're like, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_01 32:35

That makes sense. I take that back. Yeah. I don't know anything. Anywho. No, I don't know these things either. I really don't. You're like, wait, that doesn't matter. And I don't want to know any of it. If we tax the trillion. Well, no. Speaking of nothing that we were talking about, Kara and I. That was a good transition. Thank you. Um well, actually, all of us came up with new terms for Beth that we've been obsessed with these. They're actually terms that we've already been using process. I'm already spreading the word. I've seen a lot of new women and I've just not new women. Like I've seen other friends besides them, I mean. You're like, by the way, this is what if you're ever gonna refer to a man, you have to say this. Yeah. Okay, so we decide we're gonna start calling men mid-size. Because only mid-size women is a thing. It's like no. Men are also mid-size. They can be mid-size, and you know what? I would say, wait, so does that mean we should start calling short kings petite?

SPEAKER_04 33:34

I'm dead.

SPEAKER_01 33:35

Wait, you put it. Did those pants come in petite? Because mine are regular length. Okay, that's not fair actually, because we have a whole like petite and plus size section. All they have is like the numbers for their size pants.

SPEAKER_04 33:48

They go like husky.

SPEAKER_01 33:49

Yeah, like don't piss me off. Like, they don't get labeled as petite or plus size. Yeah, it is the men like two 31. It's because men get they have actual lengths to what they buy.

SPEAKER_02 34:01

Like we don't know why we don't have that because we have 45 different size things. It makes no sense.

SPEAKER_01 34:07

Because women's bodies differentiate so much more than men's. It's so annoying. That would actually make so much more sense. Yeah. If they just did, like, oh, like I'm a 30 or I'm a 26. What do you think I am? Whatever. 28. Long. Yeah. I'm like, what is this? Um we low-key need like a cup size for our butts. Wait, like, no, because I was thinking that because they have the curve for like your hips. So if they had like the length of your waist and your like your leg. Yeah. Then you could get like curve or you could get straight. We need like a butt. But um like measure. Yeah. Like how we have like a waist and then there's also yeah. Like the center of the butt. We need that bad.

SPEAKER_02 34:46

I just think there needs to be one size chart for pants.

SPEAKER_01 34:49

Yeah, because what do you mean I'm going to go to one store and it's 26, but the other store, I'm like a no, don't piss me off.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

Then it's medium, large, small. I was like, oh. Uh-uh. Hey. Like, don't piss me off. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 34:59

But then also, like, if you get a large in one thing, but a large in another, they're not the same at all.

SPEAKER_02 35:04

I actually don't understand. It's so annoying. At all. It makes no fucking sense.

SPEAKER_01 35:07

It's also like shoe sizes for women, I feel like. Sometimes it's so different. So weird. Yeah, men, they have it so easy. They always have. They always have. Fuckers. Okay, so the other thing that we had said is that we saw somebody. And um what were we even talking about? Oh, we were talking about mid-size whatever. No, what did I say? I know runners. Yeah, and I was like, well, look at his figure. Yes, that was hilarious. So now if you're referring to a man's body, you can also call it his figure. Yeah. He has a runner's figure. He literally had a runner's figure. Like, I don't know what else I would call that.

SPEAKER_02 35:39

He came out so naturally, and I was like, well, yes, he does.

SPEAKER_01 35:42

Well, yes, he literally does. No, I think he does. So what else would you call that? Like Uno reversing it on them. Yeah, because um it's gender neutral, I think. Yeah, I think so too. Mid-size, if you're mid-size, you're mid-sized. And if you have a runner's figure, you have a runner's figure.

SPEAKER_02 35:56

I feel like mid-size can be like a good thing and a bad thing. Like sometimes like I could say it as like a good way. Like, I feel like I would want a mid-sized guy. Yeah, me too. So me too. But then if you're acting, like you look at a big guy, but you're a mid-sized guy. You're mid-sized.

SPEAKER_01 36:14

You look petite right now. You're acting petite. You actin' petite. And you look petite. Yeah. So you're big and you're not. You're mid-sized. Yeah, I love this.

SPEAKER_03 36:23

I think you need. What did we say?

SPEAKER_02 36:25

Act your weight club. Act your club.

SPEAKER_01 36:27

Can you guys see that video that the fuck-ass woman was like, act your size?

SPEAKER_02 36:32

I'm gonna start telling men to when a woman says it. Yeah. Because she's being about other women. She's being derogatory towards women. But what's about men?

SPEAKER_01 36:40

Act your size. Yeah. Act your size. Yeah. Yeah, because if you're a big dude and you're acting petite as fuck, like act your size. Yeah. Or if you're petite, you're acting big. Yeah, act your size. Wait, yeah, that's killing me. Wait, something else that um my cousin said last year, shout out Olivia. She called, she saw this guy and she was like, oh my god, he's a butterface. Butterface is crazy. Butterface is so brutal. That was like the funniest thing I've done. When Sarah and I started calling guys baddies, she was like, wait, wait, yeah. That was literally the in the same way. But butterface. I got that from you.

SPEAKER_02 37:21

When they don't know what it is, and you have to explain it.

SPEAKER_01 37:23

Anything but the face. Yeah. Like that double everything but the face. Yeah. I didn't know that's where it came from because I was like, that's so funny that she's calling him that. But I didn't know it was like but her face. Oh, but her face. Everything but her face. But we're flipping it around. Oh. Men can be butterfaced too. Yeah. Men are definitely more butterface. Like yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:46

Like I'm just like your biceps. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:50

Turn around. Don't look at the flip. Yeah. Wait, real? Um guys, wait, I feel like I had something on.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

I have something in this like fuck ass trend going around that like kids are doing. They're putting like viruses on people's phones. They're like sending a link. It's called the moo virus. Moo? Moo. Basically, it you like click on the link and it like downloads this thing onto your phone. It expands it to the largest like f zoomed in font you could ever see, and it just starts your phone just starts mooing.

SPEAKER_01 38:29

What the fuck? Who's doing it? Wait, so does it ruin your phone? It literally ruins your phone. Why would kids? See, kids are so ungrateful. They're not fine with anything.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

Dude, you're if I was a parent, I'd be like, Yeah, not gonna phone. You're literally never gonna be. What's their problem? I would be pissed.

SPEAKER_01 38:45

Every time Sarah says what's her their problem, it fucking murders me. I was sitting on TikTok this morning and somebody had comment. There was some post about fucking seals, and they were like making all these funny faces, and they're like slocking. Someone in the comments is like, what's their problem? I was just hearing it in Sarah's voice. Like it was fucking murdering me because she means it so earnestly. No, I do. Like, what's their fucking problem? What's their problem? That's so funny. Like, I agree. What is their problem? I don't know. Because you're gonna tell me your mother just bought you a $700, maybe more, iPhone, and you're sending people who also have that expensive of a phone a fucking moo virus. No. Absolutely not. Is the cows that are gonna make you shovel their shit for the next month? Get done.

SPEAKER_02 39:33

Like, no, we're not, we're not doing that.

SPEAKER_01 39:36

That's gonna piss me off. No. Okay, well, I'll have to be right off. Uh I have a like a happy story that I feel like this is what we need to get excited about because like there are good men. Oh this is a true story. This is true. So I know somebody I know somebody who lives in New York, and she went out with some of her friends, and she met like this big guy. He's like 6'3, and he like met him through a friend. And so like they met her and they're hanging out at the bar, and like they're like catching a vibe, and like blah blah blah. And so like they had a really good time that night, and like the next day he texted her and was like, I really hit it off with you. Like, I had a great time. I do have like these commitments like this month. I'm super busy, but I do want to take you out. And so a month later, he promptly texts her and takes her out. And they've been like going out since, like, they've been going on dates. Wow. Like he was like See, it's not that hard to communicate. Yeah, like he's like, I know what I want, I have stuff going on right now, but in a month, if you're like available, I'm taking you out. Wow, I love that for her. I know. He sounds like a good guy. He's mid-size and he's bad as hell. So shout out him. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 40:47

Shout out him. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 40:48

So actually, he's more, he's like a big guy. Yeah. He's tall. Okay. Yeah, love him. I love him. So he's plus size.

SPEAKER_04 40:54

You say he's six size. You say six three, he's mid-size.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:58

Well, he's like, Yeah, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 41:00

Like his figure. His figure. His figure is mid-size. I like that. Okay. I like it. He's perfect, yeah. But I love honesty for each other. That just proves that men, like, you will know, you won't have to question. You won't have the right to question. Yeah. Because they will make sure you know that they want to. Thank you, oh. Isn't that like so nice? Because like I talked to this guy where he was like going through like his accounting fucking tests and whatever. And like every month he was like, okay, after this month, like I'm like, okay, well, we've been pen pals for the time. I've been through that shit too. And like, this is like my first time on Hinge, so I was like trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. And then like you never made plans with me. So I'm not sure. I know you have free time. I thought that's a good one. I have girlfriends that I can text. I don't need somebody to text. Yeah. I'm looking for like a partner. Yeah. I was like, don't piss me off. So this guy was like perfect. He told her, I love a man who does what he says. Like he sticks to his word. He said, I want to take you out in a month. But that's on good key. Month promptly. You're in my phone. I love that. Yeah. I was so excited for her. So she found him in New York. Yeah. He's not from New York, though. He's from the Midwest. He's got that Midwest charm, yeah. Oh, love that. My dream. I'm in a cowboy. Yeah, so I'm super excited for her. That's a win for the girls. That is awesome. That is such a win. Yeah. Loved that. So that's my um my happy day. Yeah. That restored hope in me. I know. Because like we went to book club the other day and we read this book called Strangers. And it's like about this woman who like her husband was like cheating, and even though their marriage was like perfect. I just finished it last night. Did you like it? Yeah. I cried. And like we're sitting at book club, and I'm like really shocked how different women perceived it. Yeah. Because I was like, I feel like I'm teaching a class on feminism because like everyone's like feeling bad for him. And I'm like, he loved her and cheated and said he wanted no custody of the kids, and we're like fighting her in court for the houses that she bought. Why are we giving him any grace? They were like, well, it was nice when he did this. Um, no, he came over, he asked for a divorce, and then he said, Can you make me a sandwich? I'm hungry. And she did. Oh my god. And they were like, that was really nice of her. I was like, um, no, it should have been a fucking shit sandwich. And he should have eaten. She was way too nice throughout the book. She was way too nice. And like, I was like, I feel like I'm teaching these women they need to like stand the fuck up. Please. Literally stand up, please. And I was like, I was like, am I wrong? Because nobody else is voicing this. And I'm like, No, I felt the same way. I was pissed off the whole book. And one of the girls was like, You're like my inner thoughts. And I'm like, well, why are they inner? Why are you not? Why are we keeping that in? I feel like this is like this is the society we live in. Yeah, other women feel like they can't talk like this because they don't hear other No, you're wrong and you're stupid. And even if you were a woman, this is not a proper way to act. Right. I've never been around women like that think like that in like a like a close proximity, I guess. Well we were also talking about why we're like not a huge fan of like country female singers, and it's because Because like they don't feel the same way that we do. Yeah. Because they're very male-centered and like religion-centered. Yeah. And it like doesn't r resonate with us. That's why we love the chicks. Yeah. I like the chicks. I do. Like when Carrie Underwood's like slashing that guy's tire. Yeah. Yeah, but she's not. She's not. She's not with us. Yeah. She's no longer with us. Really? God damn it.

SPEAKER_03 44:21

She's not with us.

SPEAKER_01 44:22

Yeah. But um, yeah. But she did eat that song up. She did.

SPEAKER_04 44:26

So separate the artists.

SPEAKER_01 44:28

Yeah, I know. Sometimes you have to. So I think that's a win for the girls, and I think just keep speaking your voice. Yeah. Yeah. Because I Don't be afraid. I've never been a man. Why are we? They're not afraid to be pissed. If it was a woman doing all that, cheated, divorced, didn't want custody. Oh my god. No, she would literally be like tormented. Like they would put her on a stake like a witch. So literally. Like there's something actually like mentally wrong with her. We have to lock her up. But a man doesn't, it's like society would shut her.

SPEAKER_02 44:58

Yeah. Don't even say that to me. I'm pissed.

SPEAKER_01 45:02

Or like, well, what did she do to make him unhappy? What did he not? Oh my god. He did he.

unknown 45:08

No.

SPEAKER_01 45:08

I'm sick. That that book pissed me right off. Everyone go read it. No, really. After I finished by Bell Burden. After I finished it, I was like, every woman should read this. Cause I've never been through a situation like that. Like, obviously, like been cheated on, but like even like I feel like before marriage, you should read that. I think so too, because I also love that she was speaking on it. Cause like she comes from a family where like her mother was cheated on, her grandmother was cheated on. Like it's just very common. And she was like, I don't want my daughters to think that that's okay. Yeah. Because it's not. Right. Because no women is like I mean, obviously it's not. Yeah. Like some women cheat, but like a majority, it's like the males are cheating. Right. And it's like these women are just like, well, I'll forgive them. Yeah. Like, no. No. And all you deserve to be forgiven. They always want to be forgiven. Like, you don't deserve to be forgiven. You made this choice. Yeah, they always want grace. You made this choice in the three percussions. When he was waving to her at the end and she just turned around and walked away. I wanted him to get hit by a taxi. Yeah. Same. Don't piss me off. Because he's like acting like, oh, we're friends now. It's like, no, you cheated on me and ruined my life. Literally turned my whole life upside down, and you're not even helping me with the kids. You did not make this easy on me. No. It made me feel so much more for divert divorce. Divorce Diverse. Yeah, divorced women. Like in particular. Just because I've never really thought about like the mental toll that takes, I guess. Like it's just like society's like, oh, they're getting divorced. Like, must be hard on the kids. But like, she was literally like so depressed, she could not get like get out of bed. Can I speak? Get out of bed. Like, yeah. She was having suicidal thoughts. It was really good. Yeah, and she like was staying home to raise the kids. So now you have to worry about finding a job and childcare because he doesn't want custody of the kids.

SPEAKER_02 46:49

That's a shitty reality we have.

SPEAKER_01 46:51

That's a huge emotional load.

SPEAKER_02 46:53

Shout out single moms. Yeah, Jesus Christ is not a good thing. For real.

SPEAKER_01 46:56

Yeah. I feel so much more for children. Yeah. And fuck your ex-hof. Well, I know you said we were gonna end that on a happy note, but it wasn't happy. Well, it was it was happy for a minute. It was, yeah. Shout out to my friend and shout out to her. I know good for her. So there's good guys. You just you must be patient. Patience is a virtue. Okay. Okay. Let's talk it over. Let's go. Let's talk it over.

unknown 47:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 47:28

Alright. Do you guys remember our question? No, please reread it. Oh, it's episode 25, by the way. Sorry, guys. I might have written that wrong though. Okay, anyways. The question is: is it okay to stay friends with an ex while in a new relationship? No. No. I also said no. I, in my heart of hearts, don't believe that you should ever be friends with your ex. I don't think there's a lot of people. And I don't think I just I don't think I don't get it. One of you is gonna still be in love with each other if you're gonna see each other. It's like you've already had sex, you can't be friends. Agreed. I think it's red enough.

SPEAKER_02 48:07

Yeah, it's like you you literally were intimate with that person, and now the new person is there knows that you've been intimate. Like that's weird. So it's weird. Yeah, I think that's weird.

SPEAKER_01 48:16

Also, like when people are like friends with someone they've hooked up with. Maybe it's a little different, but like a relationship a full-on relationship is like No. Yeah. Unless you're literally going through a divorce and you have kids and there's no choice but to be in each other's lives, like we're done. Well, yeah, but that is I don't consider that like. We're literally right, you're like co-parenting or whatever. Yeah, but like or unless one of them's like gay, but still, you still like had sex with them. I literally lose my number. Do you I why did you just date me if you were gay? I've experienced like I know people who I know people who like feel like they have to be on friendly terms, and I just don't agree. Yeah. Well I I think it's bad for people, but it's like I don't need to have you in my mind. I might be the villain in your story, and that you know what? That's fine with me because it's gonna give me peace. Because I know that my actions were yeah, like either warranted or I actually didn't do anything wrong. You're just spreading. Yeah, yeah. You're always gonna be the villain in someone's story. Right, so yeah, of course. When I'm uh never. Yeah, and I'm never wrong. Well, it's hard because I've tried not to be the villain, and it honestly just makes it worse. I'm just gonna tell you the nicest people ever.

SPEAKER_02 49:24

And someone tells us something.

SPEAKER_01 49:27

Yeah, yeah. Don't piss me off. So that's why you should speak your mind instead of just letting people walk all over you because they're gonna make you out to be the bad guy.

SPEAKER_02 49:35

Because they're gonna say whatever shit, because it's like when people tell me I'm mean, I'm like, actually, it's like very hard for me to be mean. Yeah. I don't think I actually have to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_03 49:42

But I actually have to force me to be mean.

SPEAKER_01 49:44

Yeah, like she's like she just said you're fibbing, by the way. Like, she's being kind. Like you're a fibbing liar.

SPEAKER_03 49:51

She's like, I'm like, you're fibbing. Like, uh you're being intimate.

SPEAKER_01 49:56

No, like I literally like I literally we had to help her write text to be like, you need to be meaner and more straightforward. But it's not even mean. I'm just saying she's being five. Right, yeah. You're allowed to say looking back on the care how I feel, so I'm gonna do the same. Yeah. I wish I was meaner a lot. Same. A lot more. Yeah. Um, I feel like I had something else to say about that. What did I remember? Think about it. What did our audience say? Okay, so it was pretty much no across the board. Hold on, this is loading. Oh my god. So 94% said no. And then six percent said yes. There's only one person that said yes. Really? Yeah. Wait, wait, how do you I don't even know what that is. You do, I'll tell you after. Oh, I okay, I do. Yeah. Why are we being friends with our exes? I just I don't get it. Honestly, okay, this is what I was gonna say. I've tried being friends with both of my exes, and I don't they just wanted a relationship still. I think just because I was a people you don't get both. I just wanted it to end up. You can't have your cake and eat it too. Like, don't piss me off. You don't want to be a boyfriend, like then you don't get to have me as a friend. You've lost that privilege. No, you're right. You don't get to just keep around you though that I'm a good person. Yeah. Oh, I'm pissed. Like, I don't want you in my life anymore. I don't know. We're broken up. It's like I don't there's no reason to be friends. But I was just like, I was just a people pleaser and I just didn't want it to be. But then it ended up being it caused more problems because they thought I was like stringing them along, and I was like, no, you guys know this!

SPEAKER_02 51:41

It always comes back to the woman's fault. Yeah, literally. The last person I was talking to, I was like, I have to cut them off because if I give them anything, they're gonna run. They're gonna say it's my fault that I was stringing them along and blah, blah, blah. Hey, so I'm gonna hit you with my car. Yeah. We're all gonna hit you with our cars, by the way. Yeah. In reverse and pull forward in reverse and pull forward.

SPEAKER_01 52:02

If I hit a man with my car, it would be like hitting a moose because my car is so small. They like fall over on the top of my car.

SPEAKER_03 52:09

We can use my car. You know, sometimes sometimes it's that level. We it's that level of severity. But yeah, so we have to hit them with our car.

SPEAKER_01 52:16

I feel like I understand to an extent because it can be hard to let go, but like it's harder to like be heartbroken and like look at this person all the time. No. Like, I need a cut and dry slave. Like your god. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:28

I feel like for the it has to be like I can't even look like it's like a big thing. I literally can't look at you. I can't hear about you. I can't. You're dead to me.

SPEAKER_03 52:35

I just think if I can actually die at a funeral for you.

SPEAKER_02 52:38

Yeah. Yeah, no. It's that serious. But I just feel like if you give anything with like the being of the friends afterwards, it'll end up being your fault. I mean, give me- they like put it that it's your fault. When you actually Why are men all men are the same?

SPEAKER_01 52:54

Give me one scenario where it would make sense to be. I actually know um lesbian kind, like I know one of my friends is a lesbian, and she likes to be friends with her exes, and it always gets so fucking messy. That's what I mean. It gets messy in street relationships. And I'm like, girl, I love you, I really do. But like you're making this so much worse on yourself because they like she likes to be like. I think once you get intimate with a person, gay or straight, oh well, like we can just be friends. It's like, no. Just because she's another girl, yeah, it doesn't matter. It's like the lines get blurred, and I'm like, no, babe. That honestly makes you like. You already slept together, the line is clear. Yeah, they are no longer a friend that is a partner, and you must not be friends with them post breakup. They'll piss me off. No, I agree. It's like across the board. Yeah, agree. If they're an ex, cut them off. Get them. I'm so serious. Get them banned. Get them banned. And I will block you for my friend. We're blocking on everyone's phone. We don't need you in the vicinity. Yeah, no, I agree. I don't need you in my space. That's kind of weird when like they still follow each other. Like your friends are. I don't know what I'm doing. I also don't want you to have access to me. I didn't realize. Um, so when like my ex and I first broke up, like he blocked me and I was like, perfect. Yeah, like that's done. But then I didn't have access to his account. So then he unblocked me and like sent me like this fuck ass message, and I was like, oh my god. So then I was like, okay, now I had the chance to block him, so now it can never happen again. But I was like, oh thank God. This asshole has like access to me because he like was the one, like, he's in control. Like, not anymore, fucker. No, that shit pissed me. You cannot reach me. Wait, same with my ex. I we were like broken up for a few months, but we were still like talking, and I uh I finally like um I don't know what that's called. Sorry, I can't have it. Broke contact, broke No, not really. Like I snapped. I finally was like snapping and I was I was like pissed off. Gotcha. And so I was like, okay, like give me my shit back, like mail it back. Because I had already mailed a shit back like months ago, and then he blocked me. Oh, you're never got my stuff back. Wait, I'm pissed. Yeah, no, never got my stuff back. Bro breakup tip. We've been talking about this since I've been thrifting. If you leave something on the side of the road, it is up for grabs. Yeah. So if you are leaving anything for a partner to pick up, I suggest putting it on the curb the night before and hoping someone picks it up.

SPEAKER_03 55:18

I love that tip. Wait, that's hilarious.

SPEAKER_01 55:20

So you're like, I left it out there. You should have gotten earlier. Sorry. Dude, yeah, that shit pissed me off because I I literally was so nice about it. I washed all of stuff. I folded it all.

unknown 55:32

Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 55:33

I folded it, I put it in a box. Wow, that was it all back. I was like, I don't want to look at it. No, you should send him a big thing. And I didn't get a single thing. He had like some like two of my favorite sweatshirts, never got them back. By the way, he had one of my Brandy Melville Melville Yosemite sweatshirts, which is obviously a girl's sweatshirt. He was wearing it, but he was wearing it, yeah. I'm like, hey, your new girlfriend's gonna know that's your ex-boyfriend's literally petite. No, literally in a one-size Brandy Mel sweatshirt. Brandy Melville. Oh my god. I can't talk today. It's early. Yeah, um, I don't know a situation that's. So does he live like close because we could uh like have you ever seen where people like shit in a bag and they laid it on fire on your doorstep? Yeah, we should do that. He we could dress there. Yeah, close enough. We could do it. Or we could just mail it a bit. We can make a pit stop. Yeah, yeah. A pit stop, bathroom break. I've always wanted to egg someone's house. Well, this is a good opportunity. Toilet paper, but like everyone has rinks. I honestly think you can't do prank. Oh my god! Well I don't claim that.

SPEAKER_04 56:43

No, I don't I don't want to go back to I'm a woman!

SPEAKER_01 56:47

What do you mean? It's just an egg. Just I don't know, wash it. Fuck. Yeah, so I wouldn't be friends. We do it on Thursday. Maybe it would cook an omelet on the roof. Oh my god, yeah. Be good idea. Good point. Okay, let's go. What are you doing on Thursday? Yeah. I'll call up his other exes. Hey, let's go. They'd probably be down. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Wait, I love this. Yeah. I'm down. No, I love that idea. Or if you want someone to egg your house, I would wait at least, not egg your own house, egg your part, your ex-partner's house. I would suggest waiting at least a month so they don't suspect it's you. And then have one of your friends go and do it. Because they're swinging cameras. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. Who is this? Or like wear a mask. Yeah, like send your like older brother. They're like, I know it's you, it's your car. I don't know who that walks. Walk. I'm walking. I'm parking on the end of the street and I'm walking. Yeah. Get still till never know how tall you are. Never know.

SPEAKER_04 57:46

You can't tell that you're walking in stilts. Or if their car guys lashes are gonna pull up. Is that Slender Man egging my house? You like fall around stilts and you're trying to get up. You're just crawling. You're like, Kara? No! No, no, no, no. You're like, your long ass legs are and then it falls off and you're like crawling away. Because I'm picturing you. And you just get up and run.

SPEAKER_01 58:14

You're just on stand on stilture. Like you have the really long pants on, too.

SPEAKER_04 58:18

And you can't get them off. Yeah. You're tripping over them. You're like trying to run and your legs are dragging you back. And you can hear all the audio. Shit. Shit.

unknown 58:29

Shit.

SPEAKER_04 58:30

I would actually pay for that ring camera footage. That's really good. If you need tips on how to get back in your guys, let us know. We got some ideas.

SPEAKER_01 58:40

Also, I'll say the scene that you should um bake beans someone's car.

unknown 58:44

Bake beans!

SPEAKER_05 58:45

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_01 58:46

You literally get like jumbo things of like baked beans. You just pour that shit all over their car. Ew, all the juice over. Yeah. Have you heard of the instant mashed potatoes when it's raining? Yeah. All over the lawn. Would that work? I think so. I feel like yeah. Also, you could put um a lot of sparkles in their car. Like glitter. Wait, the instant potatoes? Sugar in the gas tank. Yeah, but couldn't that kill them? Think so.

SPEAKER_04 59:11

Well.

SPEAKER_01 59:14

Well, um, do that one with Kajad. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:20

Think that one out first. I don't know if you could kill them. I think the car would just not work. Oh, I thought it exploded. I don't think so. No, maybe you threw a match in there. Well, if you're mad at a slug, you can put salt on him and explode. If you expound salt at him. If you ex-boyfriend turned into a slug, would you still love him? No. No, but you be friends with him if he was a slug? No. I'm gonna put salt on him. That's a really funny. Well. Anyways. I think that was really good. So we need eggs, we need salt, baked beans, glitters.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:01

Like, what are you making? Yeah. But I'm not having revenge for dinner. You're having a shit pie. I'm having revenge, you're having shot pie. Fresh shit pie. Okay. How are you making shit pie where like they would be able to eat it and it not smell like feeties? It'd be like chocolate pie. Yeah, but it's gonna smell it. You have to really watch our diet for a little while. No, I don't think so. If somebody fed me shit pie, I'd have to like.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:34

Dude, they have to be like deaf and blind for it to work.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:38

And like they'd have to be dead. They would have to have no sense of smell. No, but I'd actually, like, I I would need to like be drinking bleach. Like, I need to clear it out. Like something I'd need like on a juice. Oh, like if you if somebody fed me shit pie. Oh. I think I would have to die. Like you have to take mirrors. I wouldn't be able to do it. I wouldn't be clean again. I was gonna say I'd make myself throw up, but then you have to taste it again.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:03

Ew, but then it's like the shit's going back in your mouth.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:05

Yeah, so mirrorlax, but trigger warning. By the way. I don't think I would ever feel clean again. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:11

Like your insides, you can't clean that. I'm gonna probably starve. Oh my god, you're shitting outside. I wonder what would happen near a stomach. Um that's disgusting. I feel like you'd catch some type of disease. No, you would catch some fish disease.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:27

Like you would have pink eye of the mouth.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:29

Yeah. Hand, foot, and mouth. What if there was nothing else to eat but shit pie?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:33

I'm gonna die. Yeah, I will die. I'll be the skinniest bitch, right? Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:37

Hashtag Ozempek. Natural Ozempek. That's chip pie diet. Would you eat the cross off of it though? You know what? Maybe.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:51

Okay. Only the cross.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:53

Okay, but where am I? Can I like go to the store?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:57

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:58

You said there's only chinn pie left. Like, is that it, really? Like a only thing left on a problem.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:04

Only thing. Like, like, is there a s is there a like a comedian? But somehow I made chick paired. Like, when nobody's torturing you, they don't have chick pai. Like, I'm just gonna eat bark.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:20

I'm gonna eat bark off a tree instead.

unknown 1:02:22

We can become a pants.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:24

Have you guys ever watched Over the Heads? Yes. Okay, and the little turtle, he like comes out, he's like, Yeah, this stuff's really good. And he like, he eats a stick, and I'm like, damn, that shit does look good.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:35

Like Kara on the deserted island.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:38

No, yeah, the way he eats it, it looks like a really it looks like a pretzel rod kind of vibe. Oh you and your pretzels. Yeah. It looked really good. I was like, wait. Wait, I want a stick. That looks really good.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:50

Wait, I want a stick in a really good movie. Does anyone else want a stick? Just get the stick. Get the stick.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:57

Literally me. Yeah.

unknown 1:03:01

Kind of. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:08

Very organic. Very good. Vegan keto.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:14

Dude, dude. People were still doing keto. We were like at the archery store.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:19

Come on.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:19

Who knows? It's like fat only. What? You're only eating fat? I don't know. It's like high fat things. Like, I don't know. Why would I get a big fat? No card. I do that all the time.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:32

It's not working.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:33

I think. So an avocado is keto? Yeah, an avocado would be like cheese, cream cheese. What kind of fuck-ass diet? I'm only eating dad. Like burgers. Yeah, I don't know. Right. It's obviously propaganda. The next time you see us, if we're looking skinny, just know it's a keto diet.

unknown 1:03:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:52

Just because keto and skin. We don't believe in diets. Everybody knows that.

unknown 1:03:56

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:57

Everybody knows that. We already know this, yeah. Yeah, no. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:00

Ariana? Where the hell can we find you? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:03

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SPEAKER_00 1:04:07

And you can find me everywhere at Carakellaher. And you can find us everywhere at the Talkover Pot.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:12

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SPEAKER_03 1:04:18

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SPEAKER_01 1:04:27

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