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Stephane, Crys Marie, Rissa Lynn Season 1 Episode 26

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In this episode of the Wholesome Menace Podcast, the Menaces share the movies, TV shows, streaming series, documentaries, and unforgettable entertainment moments that left the biggest impression on them this year. From blockbuster films to hidden gems, nothing is off-limits as they debate what deserves the hype and what fell flat.
Along the way, expect plenty of laughs, honest opinions, unexpected takes, and the kind of conversations that make you want to jump into the comments.
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SPEAKER_08

be here three is company you do yeah I heard three was a crown yeah for sure shut up shut up Stefan right he's always watching us I know he's what can I catch these niggas doing ass nigga biggest the largest the biggest the largest say it right right your bush is deeper than I thought yeah it is those bars this is when I want to be crystal get serious why on the pod I know we should be as unserious as possible I'm serious I mean fucking business today I don't know how to be serious unless I'm pissed bitch you ain't even serious when you pissed isn't it crazy Can you hear me good?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah and don't think I'm gonna be looking at y'all so you could talk to me but yeah maybe I'm looking at our viewers can you put your mic down a little bit can you wow I see you got a nice table over there thank you I'll look at you right now but until we start recording yeah you look forward this is a fun girl fuck you fuck ya I'll fuck you because I'll fuck you three what's your situation that's wicked who is I'm supposed to be cursing crazy this is never gonna work dead fucking ass yeah side yes we're two we're two my guy I knew what I was gonna talk about my throat was dry please please I'm thirsty I'm dying you remember that episode um of SpongeBob when he met Sandy and he went to her house oh he was dying Patrick's like no don't give up you'll be fine we go is dying bro ready hose ready said hose when when when when okay I'm not looking at y'all okay all right you guys ready yeah all right hello and welcome to the wholesome menace cut the tape I'm sorry whoa so sorry easy I wasn't I was not stop click clacking through my intro wonder if you be a lot of sea where are you girl just wanna be okay hello and welcome to the wholesome menace podcast I'm your host Chris Marie we got your host Risa big Steph in the building we're back for another great episode by Popular Demand yes yes I'm glad to have you guys back in the stew once again this is like my favorite spot to be yeah mine too I feel a little lost right now yeah my brain's all over the place I think I might like this place better than Starbucks I love Starbucks but yeah we're not really getting any work done at Starbucks we're just getting drinks for work oh this is work I love Starbucks yeah me too I go there every day every day yeah sick yeah trying to build up my points yeah I haven't I've been going to seven brew too I really like to go there in the summertime yeah because they have my lavender lemon lemonades they're really cute I gotta hit that up I told I asked a girl it wasn't a date I told her I actually get coffee and 14. Yeah and I was thinking about seven brew because she works in Spocknecty.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah so for sure I gotta run that thing that's awesome yeah there's nowhere for you to sit down there but you could drive through yeah and go sit somewhere still think about that in front of a unit of a Facebook wall or you can go to Collins Park oh yeah right there yeah for sure nice thank you that's a great idea yep Central Park is over that way too true true yeah Collins got that late we'll see have a good time yeah okay okay well ladies we're not gonna waste no time let's jump into some attitude and gratitude today this shit I'm in my blood game that you help me grow my face i see holds in the home then poor chick go fuck yeah realize that I just lost the cursing yikes we said that we weren't gonna curse this episode or try not to expand some ways fell off you said a curse word just no wow you didn't hear me I heard you for sure anyway ladies uh for attitude and gratitude I just had a question what are you complaining about today that you once prayed for I have my topic in my my state guy okay my kids yeah I absolutely that's daily especially as a kid I can't wait to be a dad and nowadays like there it is again but yeah it's a lot parenthood is like that shit ain't no joke and it's easy for you right now relatively yeah mine are 12 and 16 and they're busy they're busy and they're annoying as heck you would prefer them younger some days for sure yeah I miss it yeah yeah especially not being able to have kids anymore so it's like I'm never gonna be that toddler mom anymore but I do love that they're older and that you know I can kind of just tell them the just go ahead just go ahead so be like when we got home today from track he's like he's like all right mama he came in talked to me put his phone on the charger and then closed my bedroom door he's like I mean give you some time to yourself that's so sweet yeah I love that he's great these young children don't do that at all yeah and that's what that's why I was saying I I find that I have to catch myself when I start complaining about it because I asked for this and then I did the damn thing and put them here.

SPEAKER_08

Right so you know yeah yeah I wanted to be a mom real bad yeah Gia got me like what did I do sheep no funny shit domestic terror that's real jeez what about you later Riesel the same it's the kids it is the kids and then really you know what I'm not even gonna lie I had to say something to Key Sarah about three four times today and it really peed me off because I said let's go we gotta get to track I gotta go pick up your brother and sister before we go she's just hanging out on the computer playing Roblox or whatever with her friend I said sis I was in the kitchen I said come out here so I can look at you in your face me yeah come on out here she came out I said what are you really doing right now I said I'm ready to go and you're still playing around she's the oldest yeah and then it's just the twins they're always arguing with each other it's interesting because VAR doesn't seem like the type to give it back but I mean I guess why not I just don't see I'm gonna have to record it one day yeah because he's definitely given he's petty he can be not even I think Brielle's a little more petty than he is but he's irritating like he will be like why are you doing this?

SPEAKER_05

Why are you doing that?

SPEAKER_08

You thought that was a good idea you think that's the right thing to do you think that's smart you know I'm saying like he is very like why are you doing that with we're supposed to be somewhere at this time like like a stick yeah yeah for sure I don't hate that but yeah I feel how that can yeah but like his sister you know Brie Yeah she's not free spirit yeah the freest get off my back you have to catch yourself like I do when you start complaining if you complain well I don't really complain I just be bugging on them and I feel better yeah I feel better feel great right now everybody's quiet reciprocal we're good we're good yeah I don't mind that kids really like only understand violence for like that I don't know because I'm like so smooth with them most of the time and I just am like now I gotta be like this you want this you miss it you miss it she was on the phone with me she called me because Gia was doing the most per usual and I had to close the office door and give it to her on the phone yeah and she went and laid down because you know please stop lying with me right like and they're always nice with her at first I'm getting straight to it for sure because she's a grandma I'll be trying to give her chances that's good yeah and not even like in a gentle parenting kind of way but hey I'm gonna talk to you just want to kind of like reason with you a little bit yeah it's unreasonable.

SPEAKER_01

They're all unreasonable it's sick yeah yeah I also complain about traffic but then there was a point this year I didn't have a car and I can't always talk about stuff shut it down I was gonna say that too I wanted my baby so bad and I love her. Yeah but goddamn that's another child in a inexpense for sure and there's always something but yeah it's just something to think about I mean it's not really a gratitude but in that complaining space I definitely find that my attitude for whatever the it's not what I my ideal baseline.

SPEAKER_08

So yeah when I catch myself I'm like ew that's a ugly feeling right they're fucking annoying it is dang yeah my kids dang they're annoying but yeah in your in your own lives guys think about it when you what are you complaining about now that you once actually prayed for the car the kids the marriage whatever the the money what do they say more money more problems?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah now you got the job and there are bills associated with that now the check comes in the check comes out and now you're tight I'm tired. Make it make sense like damn yeah that's all I have for attitude and gratitude just something to kind of get the mindset going and hopefully you know it translates in other areas of your life as well.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah so alrighty name that tune name that quote for us today can't even help herself name that tune that quote I'm here for it relax all right would you guys like a quote you're running the show fudge you can pick sometimes never mind you know what it's really bad it's never gonna happen I'm doing good yeah she's doing yeah you're doing pretty good all right I'll do a quote first okay I should have put ocean on the 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with a white feet my father would womanise he would drink we would make our greatest brains like he invented the question mark like he invented the question mark. What the fuck is that no I have no clue.

SPEAKER_08

I see white man was a 15 year old French prospect named Church with web feet my father with woman eyes make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark I don't know I know I've seen it it sounds familiar I can't please one more time my mother was a 15 year old French prostitute in Cody with weared feet crazy would drink and make uprageous claims like he invented the question that's metaphony I don't know come on sure it's in the move though nah you gotta give it to me I don't know it Austin Powell yes so good too nice yes I would have never got it good one yeah that's a great movie I think so good that's like a generation defining movie series yeah and they were all hilarious they just got funnier and funnier for sure yeah all right that was a good one stumped me always I'm cool yeah you are all right I'm gonna hit you with a 10 why you looking at me things uh oh my god I know this all the too oh my god oh my gosh something about everything I got and more this is crazy this is terrible I know this song though it's killing me that's the old that's the like one more okay everything you know this song okay I know I do and you too everything in more just give it to us I know I'm gonna stop with the timers because whatever that would be let it burn by jasmine as well that's terrible yeah I'm thinking like it's the the instrumental thinking like the old you know it's no and I was thinking that you were gonna think that but I'm like nah nah didn't get this shit at least I'm rooting for you guys now I'm listening to that recently too what the heck I know that's low key why I picked it that makes no sense damn girl that's not shit I'm no good at this yes you are yes you are she'd just be picking some good shit getting us what's the original song that that sample I don't know I gotta figure it out I'm for sure yeah I think it's one of the names that I said I could be wrong but I think it's like everything and I don't know we'll look it up yeah we're looking up let me finish my segment go ahead okay we're on another quote I'm in I'm getting this one what I know that first part I might play it four times for you guys because the first part the first thing I will tell you he said what should be done at that point it's not America Horror story no no I'll play it one more time trash the shining the shining also pieces I couldn't pick it down about it for sure I would have never got that one yeah I suck today yeah I'm a genius I love the shining even to the bullshit that I got going on today huh because you suck again for sure all right last two let's get it first yeah I ain't never done this bad ever one more she's about to sleep I'll never I'll never play this game again now this won't be comfortable by little lane you did play this before and we still ain't get it by even worse yeah yo and I went back damn I gotta pay attention to what I'm doing I gotta delete I gotta I gotta okay I wouldn't you all that was awful look you suck bro you suck bro I'm gonna just tell you the truth I did that was terribly both of us super suck today yeah we really do that's okay send us some suggestions 8023199133 send us some get well soon flowers deadass sick oh no I'm embarrassed don't be embarrassed you're too good she's like I didn't get not a one not a one you usually get a one piece yeah at least are we tired she's tired I'm used to this tired she's like now I'm over here looking like Stefan no last we came here today useless and worthless all right now it's time for home welcome to the Delusion Olympic thank you today is going to be our fantasy league edition okay Planning a wedding before the first day.

SPEAKER_01

You're delusional.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, scared. That's very that's creepy.

SPEAKER_01

You can see it in your head. The colors, the venue, you're bugging out.

SPEAKER_08

I mean, like, cool if you're like manifesting, but like pump your brakes a little bit, get to know somebody.

SPEAKER_01

Dog, lay down. Thank you.

SPEAKER_08

Getting into a long-term relationship after only two dates. I'd probably do that. I think you won't do that.

SPEAKER_01

I definitely did that and I got married, so delusional it's fine. Wow. My gosh.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. You're not gonna get married after two days. Yeah, but but we can go together. Long real bad shit for sure. Yeah. For sure. Like, you know what? Let's do this. Delusional.

SPEAKER_05

Would you say your middle name was a guess?

SPEAKER_08

Let's get married.

SPEAKER_09

No. Let's drive the Vegas.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Wicked.

SPEAKER_04

City Hall and then breakfast.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_08

Oh. Refers to them as my person before learning their middle name.

SPEAKER_01

Crazy.

SPEAKER_08

I probably did that. I love ya. She's delusional as the heck. I used to be. That's hilarious. Last one. He's not toxic. Mercury was in retrograde.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. What the fuck happened?

SPEAKER_05

That's why he hasn't called you in 17 days.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Because he's you're delusional. You're delusional.

SPEAKER_06

That's alright. Like let people go.

SPEAKER_01

Mercury has nothing to do with the fact that he's a dickhead. Yeah. For real. Or that you got a ghost of.

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

That's good.

SPEAKER_06

Thanks. I have a word for you guys.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yay.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. This word is limerence. I don't know what that means. Well, I'm gonna tell you. Not bad. An involuntary state of intense romantic desire accompanied by obsessive thoughts and a consuming need for your feelings to be reciprocated. It thrives on uncertainty and fantasy rather than realistic mutual connection. That's good. That's gross.

SPEAKER_01

And that shit is real.

SPEAKER_06

Delusions are lifestyle choices.

SPEAKER_01

Nearly everybody who enters that talking phase and we like the person has experienced limerence to a degree.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You're in that.

SPEAKER_03

Wow.

SPEAKER_01

What do I call it? I can see myself with this person. John, not John Lemon. John Legend say. Past the infatuation phase.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That is what limerence is.

SPEAKER_08

You're in that space where you're Yeah, like you're all over the place. Bobby Bobby. How do you always remember what people say? It's from us all.

SPEAKER_01

Can't fucking remember the fucking shiny or anything else. Yeah. But she won't play that anymore.

SPEAKER_08

Shut up. Relax, brother. Crying self. I'm making your hair. And I won't.

SPEAKER_10

Fuckle.

SPEAKER_01

That's good. Great word, by the way. Thank you. Yeah, that is a pretty word.

SPEAKER_07

I'm like trying to find Lin Rurns. Just trying to find you guys words. Delusional words.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe I'm delusional, but Lin Run's is a beautiful feeling.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. It is.

SPEAKER_01

You are lost in that space, but it's such a beautiful feeling.

SPEAKER_08

It is nice. Just have something. If there is that reciprocation. But when you talk about that obsessive part, it kind of is like going into toxic territory. Because now you're obsessed and maybe even placing unrealistic expectations on the situation. For sure. Yeah. So be careful.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And love me back. Crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Gotta have you.

SPEAKER_02

That was great. That was great. Yo.

SPEAKER_05

You are too funny. You're funny.

SPEAKER_08

That's all I have for Delusion Olympic.

SPEAKER_05

I love that.

SPEAKER_01

That was great.

SPEAKER_08

That, yeah. That was such a good word.

SPEAKER_01

Keep them coming. You have a great diction. Keep them coming.

SPEAKER_06

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Keep it later. Alright. Just because none of my shit's serious. You guys are cool. I just want to pay you a day. I'm just trying to teach you guys something. Yeah. Learn something. I learned a new word.

SPEAKER_01

A day.

SPEAKER_08

I'm going to use it. You should. You're living in remember how to say it. Lumerance right now.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Okay. Now we're getting into the main topic.

SPEAKER_05

Oh. You had one job, Chris Marie. Three cursors.

SPEAKER_08

Two cursors in a round. You guys are doing real bad. We gotta numbers. All right, my bad. Because I have my shit muted because Zoe kept texting me.

SPEAKER_04

So now on to the main topic.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

It's good.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_01

Today's main topic is gonna be super light. I just have a question. Okay. What is the most memorable thing you've watched either on TV, Netflix, just in general, this year? The most memorable thing you've watched on television that you would even go back to when you watch.

SPEAKER_08

Oh heavens. There's two for me, but what'd you say? No, I'd say because he said this year, so it's not like shit.

SPEAKER_01

This year. 2026.

SPEAKER_08

Don't laugh at me.

SPEAKER_01

I won't.

SPEAKER_08

The new Dracula movie. Okay. Nice.

SPEAKER_01

That shit was fire.

SPEAKER_08

And Wuthering Heights.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_08

She's that kind of girl. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Contrast, but cool. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_08

For sure. Yeah. But it's just like that messed up love story. Yeah. For sure.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I like that. I think I have two as well. But mine's are also very different.

SPEAKER_06

What?

SPEAKER_01

The first one I have is the Kevin Hart roast on Netflix. Okay. I didn't see that. That shit was crazy. Specifically when it was Kevin's turn and he just let everybody have it. Yeah. God damn it. Great. I love roasts. It was good. And the second one was the bride.

SPEAKER_08

What was it?

SPEAKER_01

The bride.

SPEAKER_08

Yes. The bride, the Frankenstein joint. Oh, I like that.

SPEAKER_01

Shit was different. I did like that. That was so different.

SPEAKER_08

It was almost like real Bonnie and Clyde ish. Very. Yeah. Yeah. It was.

SPEAKER_01

And they won at the end. That's my favorite part. Yeah. They ended up being together anyway. Right. So that was what I loved so much.

SPEAKER_08

That was different for sure. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Fuck you. Yeah. Because that was in my brain. All I can think about. I mean, I didn't watch it. Was it this year? No. I don't care. The Handmaid's Tale.

SPEAKER_04

That will forever have a lasting effect on me. That show was amazing.

SPEAKER_01

We're gonna see how the world turns, because if it turns into some shit like that, Chris Marie, I don't know what to tell you, but we gotta get the fuck up out of here. I feel like that now.

SPEAKER_08

So yeah. Yeah, The Handmaid's Tale.

SPEAKER_01

Now, can I ask you a question? Why were there in heights? Obviously, I know the romance situation, but why does that stuck in your head?

SPEAKER_08

It's just it was so good. And it made me so upset at the end. Because the lady, so he kept like sending her letters, sending her letters, and the lady was like burning them. She wasn't giving them to her, and so she was pregnant at the time, and you know, she told her she's like the baby's dead, and she didn't believe her, so she ended up dying because the baby died inside of her, and so she got septic and ended up dying, but yeah, so was so they were never able to like see each other again, and you know, they grew up as kids together, so it just was very like hard to watch, yeah, but you couldn't stop. I could no, it was gripping, yes for sure. Yeah, I got one and upsetting, yeah, hereditary. Oh, that was crazy, bro. I would be unwatched that, and and I'm just thinking, yo, of course I watched it with Liana. She always finds these movies, bro. Like, I'm not a movie watcher, I I like seasons because it's never ending. I can keep keep it going.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, so but hereditary guys, yeah, that was something else.

SPEAKER_08

I ain't even gonna advise you to watch it. It's tell me what's something that what what about it, Tana Gertie? So the one part, the brother and the and the sister went to a party. What was did she have like a disease or something was wrong with her face or something? I don't know. She was she just looked a little different than everybody else. But they went to a party. Uh, she did something, took something or something, and she was having problems, couldn't breathe and shit. So I think she ate something she was allergic to. Okay. And she was having an allergic reaction. So she puts her head out the window to get some air, and he's like blowing it, trying to get to wherever to save her. Bruh. Snacks her head on like a telephone pole, whole head comes off. He drives home with her like that, doesn't say anything, goes in the house. Dang, telling movie. Sorry, spoiler, but spoiler alert. Yeah, and the mom finds her like that, and then it just and there's so many other parts, it's crazy as that the whole movie. Yeah, pretty gripping, actually. Wild, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's intense, yeah. I think that the them being able to take a movie or a story and put you make you emotionally invested is what like cap keeps you and like brings you back to that, right?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And the roast didn't really do that to me, but what he was saying was so like out there that I was like, yikes. Yeah, dark humor. Television, bro. People are watching millions of people are watching this. I'm gonna have to watch it. Yeah, it was it was pretty good. Yeah, especially like when The Rock came on. I was like, damn, they're doing a lot right now. Yeah, you need to go watch this shit. First off, it was hilarious. The whole thing was funny as up.

SPEAKER_08

That show he made too, finding where he's finding comics. Oh, yeah. So good.

SPEAKER_01

That whole before before we even get to the roast, that whole entire series was great.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, and some of them were at his roast. Oh, nice, yeah. Maybe all of them.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know, but yeah. Good, good shit. That's all I had. Leave us some comments. What is your, I guess, favorite movie of the year, favorite TV show, series, comedy, whatever it is.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, it's all give me some stuff.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm an action girly. You guys know I watch Lord of the Rings every freaking day, so uh I'm willing to switch it up for you guys.

SPEAKER_08

So I started The Walking Dead over. Did you? Yes. I started watching Game of Thrones over.

unknown

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I love that.

SPEAKER_08

I said, I'm really about to go down this rabbit hole of disappointment. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

How many times have you watched it?

SPEAKER_08

Probably three times. Okay, then good. I watched it too many times to talk about it. Like eight.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we're not even gonna talk about what she does. Yeah, she's sick. Every time you watch it, you realize something that's rewatching, rewatching, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

So I haven't even watched the new episode of Dragons. I didn't. I ended up watching a movie with Arise last night, so I didn't get to watch it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it was a filler episode for me, but it was still a good thing. It was still good, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

It probably was a filler for sure because they didn't have a lot going on.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

I need my characters. Um, wow. Well, a couple Reneer.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, nice. Nice, it's a dope name.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, so that's a pretty name. All right, whatever.

SPEAKER_01

That's all I have for our main topic. That was pretty interesting. I like it being light, and you could just chop it up. That's good.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I like movies.

SPEAKER_04

I like TV series. Give me something to watch. All right. So now it's time for what are we gonna get into today? I wanna switch it up a little. Okay.

SPEAKER_08

We were talking about I wouldn't date you later.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. All right, nice. Yeah. Love it. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_08

All right. Who goes first? Me.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_08

You're running the show. I wouldn't date you if we were both at the same eye level. AKA no short kings. I'm sorry. I don't want to do that. I know I always say it. She always said, believe her. Watch me end up with a short. Oh man. Don't say that. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry. Short guys. You guys, and they be the handsomest. Yeah, they really be handsome for sure. Some people make me green. No. She's so cute. Let me put you in my pocket. No thank you. Mind you, I'm 5'4. But still. I I like a big tall baby.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

I wouldn't date you if your vagina stinks.

SPEAKER_08

Valid. That's super valid. Can't. I wouldn't date you if you can't see your deck.

SPEAKER_01

Right. When I was 400 pounds.

SPEAKER_06

Shut up.

SPEAKER_01

I literally like when I started that weight loss journey. I wanted to start some merch called like this many days until I could see my dick. Yeah. That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_04

That's good.

SPEAKER_01

That's funny. I'm looking for like a t-shirt on. I couldn't see my shit. My nigga, I posted a video of it's probably somewhere on my TikTok. Anyway. And my belly was so big I could lift it and put it on the counter. Terrible. So bad. People were like, are you naked? Yeah, because you you couldn't see anything. No funny shit. God is good. We've changed our ways.

SPEAKER_08

Yes. Isn't it so good to laugh about it now?

SPEAKER_01

It's great to see my dick when I look down. That feels great. Good for you. Yeah, not to put it out there like that, but you know.

SPEAKER_06

It's out there. I wouldn't date you if you ate unhealthy every day. All day. It's gross.

SPEAKER_01

Didn't have a routine of eating.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's good. That's good. I also do find that unattractive.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. I wouldn't date you if you're a man and you don't know how to do anything around the house.

SPEAKER_01

Don't even try. No. Don't even got it in you to you hire somebody to put up the IKEA. Crazy.

SPEAKER_08

I wouldn't date you if you were fucking serious all the time. I wanna laugh. Haha. I wouldn't date you if you drive uncontrollably.

SPEAKER_01

I wouldn't date you if your breath stinks.

SPEAKER_08

That's a big Gas.

SPEAKER_07

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_08

I wouldn't date you if you kept blowing up my phone like Gia. That us. I might date you if you do that. Dang me too. I like that shit. I wouldn't date you if you wore dirty socks.

SPEAKER_07

We know.

SPEAKER_01

That's a good one. I wouldn't date you if you never cooked.

SPEAKER_08

Never clean. She's calling me again.

SPEAKER_01

If you leave shit stains in the toilet, I'd definitely not date you. I'm just being honest, bro.

SPEAKER_06

I wouldn't date you if you smoke cigarettes.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's a no for you. I wouldn't date you if your idea of a good time is always going out.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, like drinking and stuff. I wouldn't date you if you're insecure.

SPEAKER_01

Quick facts.

SPEAKER_08

Some people are just all there. Some people are just like have insecurities, but some people are chronically insecure. Yeah. But like don't put that off on me. Like crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Speaking of that, if your person that you're dating is attractive, objectively, they look good. And you get with them. Do you get upset that other people compliment them or other women want them?

SPEAKER_08

No. No.

SPEAKER_01

I find that men don't do that. She gets with the girl because she's a bad bitch, and then other men check her out, or or might even approach her and give her a compliment, and he tweaks. That's like the vast majority of things that I've seen men do.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Like just relax. Yeah, just say, hey, she's taken, buddy. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And if she is your girl, she's gonna say no, thank you. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_08

Right. Just watch me. Watch me work.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

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Let me be great. That's good.

SPEAKER_01

I like it.

SPEAKER_09

I do like that a lot. Say it again.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna come up more.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, okay. Yeah. I like that a lot.

SPEAKER_06

Cool. So cool.

SPEAKER_04

Well, that's all I got for. I guess the hot seat.

SPEAKER_08

I wouldn't date you her in the hot seat.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

I like that.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's good, and it's very appropriate actually in the hot seat.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. It is, right?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

I was thinking about that. Telling our truth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm just like told you guys my head's all over the place today. All right. Are we hitting up would you rather? Or do you have something special for us?

SPEAKER_06

Got good old-fashioned Would You Rather today.

SPEAKER_07

Would you rather?

SPEAKER_08

Would you rather?

SPEAKER_07

As a matter of fact.

SPEAKER_08

Would you rather? I'm sorry. Shoot. Just make another soundbite. I know. Welcome. Would you rather have your thoughts appear as subtitles or your emotions play as background music? Man. Yo, shit in my head as subtitles. Hilarious. Oh yes. I'll do it. It would hilarious. Imagine people seeing what you really think about.

SPEAKER_02

Oh damn.

SPEAKER_08

But then imagine the background music for your emotions. Imagine it just playing out loud. Yeah, it would probably be a lot of what is it, the fry screen.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my goodness. That's a good one. I think I would actually choose the background song.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hilarious. I think I'ma still do the subtitles. Yeah, that's really intense.

SPEAKER_01

Could you imagine? Yes, I could. Because I'll be saying it sometimes. There was a movie. What the fuck is that movie called with the boy, all the men? You could like see what their thoughts are.

SPEAKER_08

I know. Oh, I know what you're talking about. I remember the one with the with Melanie. With Helen Hunt?

SPEAKER_01

Where he could I think so.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Yeah.

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He could read all the women's thoughts. Oh no, it's the other way around. The women you couldn't read with thoughts, and all the men and planet could be able to do that.

SPEAKER_08

I'm thinking about the one she's talking about.

SPEAKER_01

I gotta find the title, but it was a good movie.

SPEAKER_08

Anyway, yeah, that sounds good.

SPEAKER_01

That's insane.

SPEAKER_08

Hilarious. Would you rather be the funniest person alive or the smartest?

unknown

Fuck.

SPEAKER_08

The funniest. I'm gonna be the smartest.

SPEAKER_01

I'd like to be the smartest, too.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Okay. I love being funny. Good. Keep us entertained. Love laughing. Yeah, I'll learn what I need to from you dweebs. Yeah. You nerds. My bad. You guys aren't dweebs. I know. Would you rather be able to erase one memory or relive one day forever? Oh. Erase a memory. Yeah, because reliving one day forever is crazy. Groundhog.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no. Oh, thank you. I mean, I've had some pretty good days.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But that'll get boring.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, but the same one over and over and over again.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Well, thank you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

I just have a bread at what's going on.

SPEAKER_08

But that's all I got for Would You Rather? That was so good.

SPEAKER_01

That was great. It was. So good, actually.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know how I'm gonna top that. That was really good.

SPEAKER_08

Like backing up the right. That is like genius. So good. So good. Can I have both? I need both. Yeah. You're putting me away. For sure. That's so good. My goodness. Imagine if I had that going on the yesterday.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, for sure. You didn't need any of those because it was plain. Hilarious. What? But afterwards? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

For sure. All day.

SPEAKER_06

All right.

SPEAKER_01

Let's get into some facts that are debatable.

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Okay.

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All right. I got a few. I'm gonna jump around though. See what we got.

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Okay.

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All right.

SPEAKER_08

All right, Chris Carlos.

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Every man would sleep with his homegirl if she gave him a free pass.

SPEAKER_08

Fuck yeah. Facts. You whores. Yo.

SPEAKER_01

Ugly people have to be funnier. That's debatable. Come on. Why are you playing with me, bro?

SPEAKER_08

That's debatable. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Whatever. You're not. Whatever, bro. Most people aren't faithful, they're just under supervision.

SPEAKER_05

Debatable. This is funny.

SPEAKER_01

You guys are paying attention, that's it. Everybody has at least one I shouldn't have body facts. Big facts. The biggest freaks look the most innocent. I think that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_03

That might be a fact, Carol.

SPEAKER_10

I think that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_01

Revenge sex is better than makeup sex.

SPEAKER_08

Debatable? That's debatable. Revenge? No. No. Makeup sex is better. We know you have, so it's probably for you. It's like revenge? Out of revenge? No. I have. Not revenge. Not like towards a significant other, though. That's the crazy thing. Like I've never done that. I'm a piece of shit. I'll show you. Yeah, no. That's petty. Yeah, well. Wasteful. It is a waste. The one person was petty. It wasn't a waste. I don't know. I must say. Well, I didn't feel great about it after. That's why I said makeup sex is better. That's the only reason why.

SPEAKER_01

That makes sense. Well, that's not the only reason, but okay, anyway, please go ahead. Men mistake kindness for flirting.

SPEAKER_08

Facts. Fuck yeah. Relax. Curves.

SPEAKER_01

Most relationships start with somebody lying.

SPEAKER_08

What are you on today, bud? Damn. I guess it's debatable. Debatable.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. I don't be lying.

SPEAKER_08

Do I?

SPEAKER_01

Everybody has a price.

SPEAKER_08

What debatable? That's debatable. Stefan's like, I know my price, bitch. Up there. It's out there though. In the hundreds. Hundred is crazy.

SPEAKER_01

She's annoying. Everybody remembers the best sex they've ever had. Hell yeah. Good time.

SPEAKER_07

I'm thinking about it right now.

SPEAKER_01

The person who loves less has the power.

SPEAKER_05

Facts. In my experience.

SPEAKER_01

Move the relationship. Or the person's always who loves more is always cool again. The friend zone is usually permanent.

SPEAKER_04

Debatable.

SPEAKER_01

If your ex called tonight, you'd answer.

SPEAKER_08

Which one? I'm like, shit, I'd be bored. I might. No, I'm not answering that at all. I really don't like anybody right now.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, last one. Somebody listening to this podcast is the toxic ex.

SPEAKER_08

Tax. Someone on this podcast right now is the toxic ex.

SPEAKER_01

I might be toxic. I don't know. I think I might get a little toxic. Being an artist. Uncle. Not me.

SPEAKER_04

What does that mean? If you tax me, uh if you're toxic, DM me. I'm trying to have a crazy ass something.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, for sure. It's a good one. Yep. That's all I have for facts with a baby. I have a bunch here, so we'll see if I can. They were good. Those were good. A little messy. I love mess.

SPEAKER_05

We know, but as long as it ain't bad.

SPEAKER_04

That is pretty.

SPEAKER_08

Should we get into bitch?

SPEAKER_10

Talking shit. Talking shit. Oh.

SPEAKER_01

Yep. All right. I hate when a Caucasian young adult uses Ubonics.

SPEAKER_08

Give us an example, please.

SPEAKER_01

Words of my dad? What the fuck are you talking about? Wow. Yeah. I know for a fact you weren't raised with that. No, not at all. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_08

Well, honestly, from the hood, I guess.

SPEAKER_05

You're talking about the feathering tons in them? Like what?

SPEAKER_01

Your mom? Like, what?

SPEAKER_08

Excuse me?

SPEAKER_01

She would be very disappointed. She would be appalled. Yeah. She don't even know that you're talking about her like that.

SPEAKER_08

Please don't.

SPEAKER_01

I hate that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Just I hate whenever you're talking about it.

SPEAKER_01

I swear on my mother is fine, bro.

SPEAKER_09

Right. Don't be fine. That's all you have to say.

SPEAKER_01

And they do it a lot, especially today. I mean that's the lingo, but it just doesn't sound great coming out. It doesn't.

SPEAKER_09

It don't sound great coming from us. It doesn't. Thank you. Pure ignorance. Like, let's do better.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Which I got. You said you have them. I do. What you got?

SPEAKER_06

I'm pretty tired of my kids drinking out of my cup.

SPEAKER_05

Because they drink my stuff until it's all gone.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And I'm sucking on ice.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Wondering where all my my drink went.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

I usually have like tea in my cup. They drink it. They'd be like, hey, what's in here today? Every day. Zoe does that to me too. Every time she sees anything. And Key and Var are the main ones. Yikes. Bree'll take a little sip here and there, but she won't finish it. They will finish it.

SPEAKER_01

Weston Yates will for sure finish it. And then leave a trail of jewel.

SPEAKER_08

Oh heavens. You can have that. You got it, buddy.

SPEAKER_01

You can get you your own next time. Yeah. And he still needs to drink yours. Sparkling waters in my bag so that we'll have this.

SPEAKER_09

There you go. Have that. Enjoy.

SPEAKER_01

He thinks it's soda, but love that.

SPEAKER_05

I buy them.

SPEAKER_01

Sparkling waters. Yep.

SPEAKER_05

They love it.

SPEAKER_01

Gross.

SPEAKER_05

They know it's not soda.

SPEAKER_08

They know I'm not buying soda. We don't drink soda here.

SPEAKER_01

Like doing that.

SPEAKER_08

So I like ginger. We know. So does Gia. So does Bar. He asked me to bring one home tonight, matter of fact. Talking my shit.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna talk my shit about myself again today.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. I just need to be more professional at work and not be triggered by dumbass.

SPEAKER_05

I'm losing it.

SPEAKER_08

That's good. I watched Who's the Boss today? And that's what that episode was about. His daughter was fighting. And in the the lady you worked for, she's like, you know, you shouldn't do that. And you know, you should just talk about it, give each other space. Then she goes into the city with Tony, and they went to some bar and she ended up fighting the lady at the bar.

SPEAKER_07

And her daughter was like, Hi. I've seen all that. That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. So that's my my shit. Supervisor was rude to me. Gave it back to her real bad. Not even that bad. Not as bad as I can get. But I wouldn't let up.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

And I don't want to do that anymore.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's hard. In fairness, you weren't the insider, so I know.

SPEAKER_08

But even so, when I'm not, because I'm I usually never am. That's the crazy thing. I want to be able to just either walk away or control myself in those spaces instead of telling a bitch to get out my office and go to her own fucking office and have a conversation.

SPEAKER_01

I love your self-awareness, especially where you find that I find that when you say a thing, especially about yourself. But not necessarily bashing yourself, you're giving like real insight of the growth that you see yourself having. That's really impressive. Yeah. A lot of people never get that. Yeah, right. And they don't realize, not to say that you're the problem because you're we were for sure not the problem.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

They don't realize that they're the problem because they they won't grow, they won't change the problem.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, that's true. I don't like that. And I also realize that I work with people who have mental health stuff going on, have other things going on. They don't need to hear see that. And I actually like my job and surprisingly want to excel in this. For sure. So I need to just be able to control myself even when I'm not the issue. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So do you feel like it's a matter of patience for you?

SPEAKER_08

For sure, because you know I have none. Look, she said what she said. I was on her ass immediately. Yeah. Whipped around in my chair. So yeah. Theme music playing.

unknown

Yes.

SPEAKER_08

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01

That was so fucking epic, bro. Come on. Somebody build the machine. Somebody.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, well, that would be. She would have went running for the hoods. Have you met all day? That's good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

What an interesting talky shit. It's a little different on all spectrums.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_01

It's good. I love that. I like it a lot.

SPEAKER_08

Are we ready for it? We are so ready for it.

SPEAKER_09

She's like, please bring it off.

SPEAKER_05

Make haste. Take a deep breath. No, I'm about to leave up out of here. And I had a good time.

SPEAKER_08

I was really closing my eyes that time. Usually I'd be like, thought I was really about to say some. Health portion. Oh, welcome to Health, Wealth, and Positivity. She's ready to go. I'm halfway out.

SPEAKER_02

She's got one shoe on.

SPEAKER_07

You guys can't see it. Health portion. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Walking daily, even 20 to 30 minutes lowers the risk of heart disease, stroke, and depression. I went for a walk the other day. When I tell you how it was the longest walk. I said to Key Sarah, mind you, I have heart disease. I said to Key Sarah, I'm turning back. I don't want to keep going.

SPEAKER_05

She wanted to go for a walk. Oh my goodness. I did not turn back. Good. But still, I walked. And it was beautiful.

SPEAKER_08

Wealth portion. Most millionaires have multiple income streams, not just one job. So think about that.

SPEAKER_09

I need another job.

SPEAKER_01

Another five and getting nowhere.

SPEAKER_08

I'm a stay-at-home mom. And I'm a podcaster. Big time. Working on it. The millions are on the way. Yeah. Okay. For sure. Positivity portion. Growth feels like loss when you outgrow people. Grow anyway. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's good.

SPEAKER_08

Keep growing.

SPEAKER_03

Everybody can't come with you.

SPEAKER_08

No. Everybody don't need to come. Everybody doesn't deserve to come. Everybody should not be coming.

SPEAKER_01

Here's what I just realized. They're gonna say that you're different.

SPEAKER_08

That's okay.

SPEAKER_01

I am.

SPEAKER_08

I am. I am different. You don't know this version of me because you're not trying to know me, because you're not growing. If you're still stuck in that same place, that same mentality, then we don't have anything in common anymore.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Think of like an acorn. The acorn is supposed to be an oak tree. Can you imagine staying in the acorn forever and never seeing that potential?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_01

Or somebody who saw the acorn now looking at the oak tree saying, Oh my god, you changed.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Into something wonderful.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's really good.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. That's real good.

SPEAKER_01

That's real good.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, you like it?

SPEAKER_01

I love it. You like it? You ate good today.

SPEAKER_08

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01

I ate good. I received all that.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, you did real good. Everybody did. Yeah. I love the hot feet. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm happy.

SPEAKER_01

It also stanked in little in that tool.

SPEAKER_08

I wasn't gonna bring that up, but since we're talking about it, whooped us down. Yeah, yeah, I did. I can't believe it.

SPEAKER_01

Sorry. Literally welcome to my world.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, thank you.

SPEAKER_01

But she did exquisitely that.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. I won't play again. You have no choice. You can cut that part out. We're not. Same thing, yeah. Tell me.

SPEAKER_03

We're not cutting it out.

SPEAKER_01

That is funny.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Wow. Another show. Yeah. In the books.

SPEAKER_08

Another great time.

unknown

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08

Were we kind of lame this episode?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. You always say that though.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. I was tired. Just make it good.

SPEAKER_01

We had a good show. I love talking with us. And I think that that's the piece. When we have like, when you watch a podcast, it's you're watching the other person have a conversation, just like you and I. Yes.

SPEAKER_09

And I love it though.

SPEAKER_01

It's a good time.

SPEAKER_03

I love watching people have conversations.

SPEAKER_09

Like, let's rap about it. I am obsessed.

SPEAKER_01

Talking.

SPEAKER_09

Mainel.

SPEAKER_01

Mainl's hilarious. His reactions. His reactions are what's funny.

SPEAKER_08

He's funny. He is funny. I haven't watched the viral podcast in quite a while. Oh no. Shout out to them, too. Yeah, they're dope. Yeah, they're hilarious. So and poor minds. I love them. Poor minds is good too. I'd never watched that one yet.

unknown

There's logic.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

And then what I love about podcasting, maybe I'll just say this is that there are so many different genres. If you go on Apple Podcasts and scroll through, you have ones for real estate. You have some for health. You have some for comedy. You have some for society. There's so much. Yeah, that's great. You could find your niche in whatever it is that you're doing, whatever it is that you kind of like. Or if you don't know a topic and you want to learn about it, the podcast is the perfect space for you to go get the information that you need.

SPEAKER_06

Or if you know it and you want to share it, start. There's your podcast.

SPEAKER_01

So I love what we do. I think it's great.

SPEAKER_06

Me too.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think it's lame. I think we're just talking. And if we do that successfully and we communicate well, that for me is a job all done.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Throw in a few laughs. Take it.

SPEAKER_01

I love laughing. Anyway, guys, you guys know what to do. Like, comment, share, subscribe. Bye-bye. Don't be a hater. Leave a like and subscribe to the channel.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, please do. Tell us some movies to watch. Yes. 802-319-9133. We love you. And we're still active. Freaking call.

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Leave a message. Text a dump.

SPEAKER_01

Crystal, as always.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, everybody, viewers, listeners. Stay wholesome, but don't forget to be in the next, guys.

SPEAKER_03

Until next time.

SPEAKER_01

Stay a while.

SPEAKER_05

She's like, fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Stay a while.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, back at it, huh? All right.

SPEAKER_01

No.