The Wholesome Menace Podcast
The Wholesome Menace Podcast is a relationship, parenting, and personal growth podcast where honest conversations meet uncomfortable truths. Hosts Stephane, Crystal, and Rissa tackle dating, marriage, fatherhood, communication, mental health, self-awareness, and the challenges of everyday life. Through real stories, debates, games, and unfiltered discussions, we explore what it means to grow into better partners, parents, and people. If you’re looking for authentic conversations about relationships, self-improvement, family, and modern life, you’re in the right place. New episodes weekly.
The Wholesome Menace Podcast
Dictators, Sl*ts, and Aliens
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What has the world come to? The menace are back trying to make sense of some the craziness going on in our world. No political experts. No perfectly polished takes. Just three dances trying to make sense of a wold that increasingly makes absolutely no sense.
Dictators, Sluts and Aliens. Yeah.... It's that kind of episode.
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SPEAKER_12Another episode of I don't care about that.
SPEAKER_09Put me on spot.
SPEAKER_08All right, first off, did you guys see James Frickle going crazy? Not crazy, but he's been posting on TikTok.
SPEAKER_11No, I don't I don't have TikTok.
SPEAKER_08He says he has an alien in his garage.
SPEAKER_07Really? Yeah. Last night. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off.
SPEAKER_11But last night I was looking in the bathroom and I seen the light keep going. You know how we could dim it, make it brighter. Yeah. So I kept seeing it doing that. I'm looking at my mom's always doing bro. Like she's right there. It was just us. Three of us. Right there. Four of us. At the house. I know it was mom, so I was like, let me go see what this girl's doing. I'm going in the bathroom. There was another body. She was laying in her bed the whole time. Like just going back and forth. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Like no. Wicked.
SPEAKER_10And then I was like, I'm like, we live in some haunted ass places. I was like fucking relax, buddy.
SPEAKER_08Something was in there.
SPEAKER_12Soulless monster, perhaps. Believe me. Tiny whip my shit out.
SPEAKER_04Time to get my chair out.
SPEAKER_08Such a bar, bro. Get the strap.
SPEAKER_12Spin this about a buck of wine. With the chair. Wanna pump it up?
SPEAKER_07And pop in it?
SPEAKER_11Not right now.
SPEAKER_07No, relax, bucko.
SPEAKER_11Hold your horses.
SPEAKER_07Yes, let's let's do that.
SPEAKER_11Hello, and welcome to the wholesome menace podcast. I'm your host, Stefan. This is Chris Marie. Oh, wait, Chris Marie. We're just confusing you guys. I'm Chris Marie. Girl, they know.
SPEAKER_08She can never be mean, guys. You can never be mean. Socals!
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Alright, relax. Don't deep it, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_08It was a joke. My bad.
SPEAKER_11Sorry for cursing, guys. We're here.
SPEAKER_08Welcome back to the show. Hi, friends. Hey. Hope you guys liked the last episode.
SPEAKER_11I know.
SPEAKER_08We gotta be whacked sometimes.
SPEAKER_11Trying to keep you guys on your toes.
SPEAKER_08Speaking of which, we're gonna play a game. It's gonna be try not to laugh. We're gonna make some statements. And whoever laughs loses.
SPEAKER_11Okay. I don't like losing, so is this for attitude and gratitude, or are we just jumping right now?
SPEAKER_08Actually, it's not attitude and gratitude. But I guess we could. Actually, fuck it. We love our song.
SPEAKER_04Not our song. Thank you. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.
SPEAKER_08We out here and we ball in. We spraying that them rusty niggas like W, D40.
SPEAKER_11Alright, let's go, YA.
SPEAKER_08That's a little way in here. Don't fuck with. Anyway. I'm gonna ask some questions or make some statements. Try not to laugh. If you laugh, you lose.
SPEAKER_11Laughs out, get it out. Yeah. I don't laugh when stuff isn't funny.
SPEAKER_08Good. I don't fall in love. I trip over red flags. My type is I can fix this. And I never can. I don't have trust issues. I have pattern heavy issues. Love is blind, but I'm not. This is on me. Or I'm just not fun.
SPEAKER_07No. You laugh, you lose. I'm I'm you lose.
SPEAKER_10Not at your shit.
SPEAKER_08Whatever. You don't. My dating history is a cautionary tale. I don't get attached. I get strategically invested in chaos.
SPEAKER_11I like that.
SPEAKER_08I like that. I don't miss people. I miss who I thought they were.
SPEAKER_02You're nothing funny about that.
SPEAKER_08It's supposed to be dark.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_08My financial strategy is we'll figure it out. Scary. My diet starts tomorrow. It's been a strong tradition for years. I don't stress eat. I professionally cope. Professionally cope. Parenting is just saying what's in your mouth until you die. Good heavens. Kids don't ruin your life. They just redecorated with noise.
SPEAKER_12That's true.
SPEAKER_08And shit. You guys are good at this. Or I'm just not funny. Parenting would be great if kids came with a new button.
SPEAKER_02Good heavens.
SPEAKER_08No. What kind of button?
SPEAKER_02Mute.
SPEAKER_08They click. Healthy choices and I are no contact.
SPEAKER_02Good heavens. No?
SPEAKER_08Didn't do it. Thank you. These are supposed to be funny.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_08But I say all that to say.
SPEAKER_07It's just a game.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_07And we won. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_11We've had this conversation. You're just not as funny as me. You're a funny guy. You're a funny guy.
unknownThank you.
SPEAKER_11You're funny. Be sad as funny.
SPEAKER_08I'm not sorry now.
SPEAKER_11He'll be sad.
SPEAKER_08It's just a king.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, it's just a king. Keep saying that. You're trying to convince us yourself. It's just a it's just a oh heaven. Thank God we're free to laugh.
SPEAKER_08That's all I have for the first segment of the game.
SPEAKER_11There's another one? All right. Well, let's move on to a funnier segment. Well, I'm grateful for those statements. Yes. I'm grateful for you realizing you couldn't make us laugh that easy. Come harder next time.
SPEAKER_08You guys just want stuff that might not be PG rating.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_11Why are we keeping it PG? This is a wholesome minutes, buddy. Punk ass. This isn't our kids' episode.
SPEAKER_08It's true.
SPEAKER_11Stop being a sucker.
SPEAKER_08I just don't want my ratings to go down. Your ratings ain't going down.
SPEAKER_11Alright, but don't bore us. Or our viewers. What did you think that? Anyway. Name that tune. Name the clutch. It's gonna come out on top.
SPEAKER_02Don't give me that much credit. The farm song.
SPEAKER_11You see when you say things like that. Fuck. You fuck. Golly. My bad. Alright, let's get started. Ready.
SPEAKER_04Every time I come in the kitchen, do it.
SPEAKER_10Friday.
SPEAKER_04That's so easy.
SPEAKER_10That sounds like I need to hear the whole thing.
SPEAKER_11Friday.
SPEAKER_10Yep. That I knew that was easy. I was trying to give you guys a break. Smoke in your boots.
SPEAKER_11Yes. Alright.
SPEAKER_10Summer rain. So good. Damn, I thought that was gonna be a hard one. You got me. Because that's exactly who she was talking about. I don't know. She ain't talking about what shit.
SPEAKER_11I thought she was gonna get that. That's what I gotta say. Yo, you're funny as fuck. Sorry. All right.
SPEAKER_05I did things in bed with you that I haven't done with anyone since.
SPEAKER_00Christina's your husband.
SPEAKER_06Oh no, he don't talk.
SPEAKER_05I did things in bed with you that I haven't done with anyone since.
SPEAKER_00No. Christina's your husband.
SPEAKER_06Oh no, he don't talk.
SPEAKER_11What is I seen them? I know you had to have seen this. They're like at the dinner table. I think so.
SPEAKER_05I did things in bed with you that I haven't done with anyone since.
SPEAKER_00No. Christina's your husband. It's it's all.
SPEAKER_06Oh no, he knows all that.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_06What is that?
SPEAKER_02I don't know. I'm not gonna get it. That's not American pie.
SPEAKER_11No, fuck no. The other guy! Jesus. I haven't seen that in so long. You wanna know what's so funny? I'd never seen it. Mark Walber? Is that no? And Will Farrell? Yeah. Is it them too? You can see. That's sick. Okay. Have we got one more? No, that's not that. It is? Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. Alright. Here's your last two. Okay.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_12Oh, for this one.
SPEAKER_08I know it. I don't know the words.
SPEAKER_04I don't know it. I know it, but I can't.
SPEAKER_08I don't know.
SPEAKER_12That's how it's fun.
SPEAKER_08That's not what it is. Fuck.
SPEAKER_09That is what it is.
SPEAKER_08It is. I don't know the going back to the start. I don't know.
SPEAKER_11Scientist by Coldplay. Ever, ever, ever, ever. That is a beautiful song.
SPEAKER_08Such a good song.
SPEAKER_11Would have never got it. It's so good. I'm sure I've heard it. Coldplay has some of the best pictures I've ever seen.
SPEAKER_08They do so.
SPEAKER_11They have a really great song. Yeah. I need to go to everybody's concerts. Please take me to a data reminder.
SPEAKER_08You wouldn't enjoy the cool cool play concert.
SPEAKER_11Are you asking me?
SPEAKER_08No. Fucking no. Probably not. You don't listen to them.
SPEAKER_11No.
SPEAKER_08That makes sense.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Yeah. You guys did good this round. I mean, you didn't get it, but you I'm an RB. You were singing the words. Maybe it's a little bit of country. I like a little bit of everything. Rap, RB. I don't even listen to rap anymore. Isn't this crazy? I mean, I'm like real specific on who I listen to.
SPEAKER_08I still like little babies. You need to send me some playlists. I do like. I heard you were playing music in the kitchen earlier now. That's good. Yeah. You guys have both great taste of food. So thanks.
SPEAKER_04Thanks.
SPEAKER_08I also like that you're a little out there because I'm definitely out there, which is why I know that song.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I'm out there, buddy.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. I'm ready here. I'll be like. And I'll be like. I wouldn't fucking blast. Oh, hilarious. All right. Are you guys ready for some delusions? Oh yeah. Wait, buddy, you better get ready.
SPEAKER_04Calm down, girlfriend.
SPEAKER_11Welcome to the Delusion Olympics.
SPEAKER_02She came in this bitch delusional.
SPEAKER_10Oh my god. Never like us on the radio. Never like.
SPEAKER_11All right. When he asks how do I want him, that means he's already emotionally invested. How do I want you? Which way? I want you solid. Yeah, for sure. I want you consistent.
SPEAKER_08Here.
SPEAKER_11I want you strong and intelligent. And chopping wood.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And hung.
SPEAKER_04I'm just kidding. Jesus.
SPEAKER_02Not kidding.
SPEAKER_11But you're definitely not kidding.
SPEAKER_08You're allowed to have your preference.
SPEAKER_11Thank you. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08You feel like he's an emotional investor if he says that on.
SPEAKER_11I don't think that's the case. I don't think so. That's delusional.
SPEAKER_04For sure.
SPEAKER_11Don't think that.
SPEAKER_02When he shows you consistency and like follow-through, and you can have an adult conversation with some depth, then maybe jump to those conclusions.
SPEAKER_11Not off of some flirty ass questions. Calm down.
SPEAKER_12That's like a turnoff sometimes for us. Yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_11Like, do you have anything else to talk about?
SPEAKER_12They downloaded. And they don't have time either.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08I don't think any man who takes himself seriously can get whatever we rather just should be with that type of other.
SPEAKER_11Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_10Make me want to be curious.
SPEAKER_11I mean, it's cool, like, once we get to a place and we're like flirting and have like that back and forth, but like let's start off strong. If you're serious, but if I feel like if that's some shit that you lead with, then you're doing this to everybody around you're not serious. You're lusty.
SPEAKER_08I think that that should be stated. We're just talking about that. If you're slut, yeah, this one.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_08I'm a full point slut. And that way you give you food of equipment.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, for sure. Like you should go where that picks up just. Like every morning would say something about like, oh, stand in the church and I was trying to just. I was like, yo, you want me to ask about your dick so bad? I'm not gonna. I don't care. Don't you be like, send new. Sometimes I do. I don't give a shit. You know what I'm saying? I don't care because you're like pushing it and it's yeah, weird. Stop told to me. Like when it's like constant, like, come on now. Yeah, move around. Like, just let's FaceTime and have a real conversation. Let's just chill. Let's laugh a little bit.
SPEAKER_08Some girls do that.
SPEAKER_11It's all cringe, it's all cringe. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But they don't have anything else to offer.
SPEAKER_12Guys are cringy.
SPEAKER_02So cringy thoughts. Yeah. Read a book. Next one. Oh heavens.
SPEAKER_11He texts good morning four days in a row. We're definitely building a future together.
SPEAKER_08And he wants to fucking work.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_08He's getting his reps.
SPEAKER_12She'll give it eventually.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, the buildup. Insane. If y'all are not having any conversation after the good morning text, like throughout the whole day.
SPEAKER_07I will never talk about it.
SPEAKER_11Do not bet your bottom dollar on that guy. Okay.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Love yourself. You love your fucking knot. Alright. So I have not a word, but like a myth, I guess, if you want to say. It's called the spark myth. You ready for it?
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_10Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_11Alright. It's believing that instant electric chemistry is required for a healthy relationship. This can be a subconscious trick where the brain chases a strong dopamine hit, or it may act as an escape mechanism where the brain manufactures flaws the moment a person becomes emotionally available. Mm-hmm. So use your discernment. And and and does that make you a little too easy?
SPEAKER_08Heart starts fluttering at one instant availability.
SPEAKER_11Sometimes it's too much.
SPEAKER_08Desperate.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Yeah. What do you have going on in your personal life? That you have so much time for this.
SPEAKER_08Why do you need that?
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_08For sure.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's all I have. Delusions are lifestyle choices, people.
SPEAKER_10What's it gonna be?
SPEAKER_11Alright. On to so wholesome.
SPEAKER_08I got some semi-serious just things on.
SPEAKER_11Okay.
SPEAKER_08Sorry. Do you guys see that the president wants to run for pres or he's going to run for president for 2028?
SPEAKER_11He's a literal psycho.
SPEAKER_08And he'll be president again.
SPEAKER_11Why did you say Because he's his he's done it already? Like, so if he can run again. And then we need Obama back up there. We need, and don't get me wrong, you guys know I left the politics clean out alone. So here you go, sparking that fucking future.
SPEAKER_08We haven't talked about it at all. I know it's just been building. Yeah. Come on. Give me some of the things that's a little bit. That's why we just don't know.
SPEAKER_11This is just an escape from all the bullshit.
SPEAKER_08Right. So then they say he wants to go again 2028.
SPEAKER_02Then they're gonna vote him right in.
SPEAKER_08There was an applause in the room.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, of course there was. He said we love you, you're gonna go anyway.
SPEAKER_08I'm helping your ratings out to the press.
SPEAKER_07A wild wild.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, he is. And you want to know what's so crazy? His birthday is the day before mine. Crazy. Coffee motherfucker. Wild nigga. He's funny. I'll give him that. He's actually hilarious. And I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_08For long terms though, you can't have more than two terms as translating. Exactly.
SPEAKER_11Right.
SPEAKER_08He's saying I don't give a fly.
SPEAKER_11But we already knew that.
SPEAKER_08You better run it, Kathy.
unknownI'm doing it.
SPEAKER_08Who's gonna stop me? Who's gonna stop me?
SPEAKER_11Y'all gonna get me in here. Y'all gonna get me in here, and they will.
SPEAKER_08You're saying you just said it's gonna happen.
SPEAKER_11I mean, look at the world, bro. Would it be so surprising? Who's calling against him?
SPEAKER_08Alright, so here's what we'll see. This is hypothetical. We'll see him not win the potrigo and filming resume. Yeah. Which is what happened.
SPEAKER_11That's why I don't vote. You guys can judge me if you want. I honestly feel like it doesn't listen. That shit ain't none of my business. And here we go. Because guess what?
SPEAKER_07I probably vote for Obama, even if he wasn't running. And because I felt like it was to leave me clean out.
SPEAKER_11But for him to have to come clean up this shit show that this.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, fuck it. Be easy, bruh.
SPEAKER_08Can I read to you guys some of the 2030 agenda? Just a few of the highlights off of Google. Key focus areas of the 2030 agenda. People. Ending extreme poverty and hunger in all forms, ensuring healthy lives, quality education, and gender equal.
SPEAKER_07This is on Trump's agenda.
SPEAKER_08Donald Trump also said he's gonna be the last president of the United States.
SPEAKER_07I don't doubt it. People are gonna overthrow the government.
SPEAKER_08What I will say is this dictator. When these people say they're gonna do something, they always do them.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_08And then they give you the plan.
SPEAKER_11And they give you the what now?
SPEAKER_08The plan. Oh. They just tell you can go Google it right now, whatever he said he's gonna do.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_08They said they're gonna make it so that your car will stop if it thinks that you're a poor driver. Every car made since 2026.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, and I won't be buying out a goddamn one.
SPEAKER_08It'll literally stop. Insane. If you if it thinks that you're driving poorly.
SPEAKER_11Poorly. Which, okay. I can't say I'm super mad at that. But that's dangerous if you're on the highway and your car stops.
SPEAKER_08It'll literally it'll take over and pull you over to a side.
SPEAKER_11That's scary.
SPEAKER_07I'd leave that car right on the side of the road.
SPEAKER_08Out of there.
SPEAKER_11But literally but people are gonna be running to go buy these cars.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, of course. More sad.
SPEAKER_11Let me go get that 2023.
SPEAKER_08Oh. Mysteriously, junkyards are being burned out that have all the old cars.
SPEAKER_11And the parts fucking sick box, bro.
SPEAKER_08I really hate to make it like that, but like I just want to.
SPEAKER_11No, but it's real shit.
SPEAKER_08He said he's gonna do this, and then all the shit's happening. I don't know if it's a conspiracy or not. It's just kind of too coincidental.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, right. Yeah, it's not conspiracy. What is the other shit? Dropping mosquitoes and uh chicks, yeah. Yeah, doing all that shit. There's nothing that they can't do.
SPEAKER_08And won't do. So all the clouds that they're making. Bro, the world is topsy turvy in the worst kind of way. I don't know if the plan is. I'm not sure. But if they got all that shit, there's no way the other shit's not.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_08You know. I see all that to say is we pay we pay attention to the shit going on, we know it, but again, in the same space, those things are minute to the day-to-day life that we all live in the digital.
SPEAKER_02Where's that multiverse machine?
SPEAKER_08That us. Need that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_12I just need a cave away from fucking everything. Most people are not.
SPEAKER_08Zombies are real dead, apparently. Or living impaired is what the US are always calling.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we've seen that too.
SPEAKER_11Living in paired.
SPEAKER_08That's the term. Soldiers actually confirming they were.
SPEAKER_11I've seen like videos and shit, but you know, everybody's like, oh, say hi. I know he said we pay attention. I don't. I I don't watch the news. I don't I don't keep up. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_08That's not the news. And here's what I know social media is keeping us as current as it gets. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Shit's happening, they post it. Love that actually, but fuck.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Because we got all of it happening all.
SPEAKER_12That's not in our own.
SPEAKER_08It's in mine. Antarctica, they're they were. I sent you this shit. Oh, she don't be opening up. She said that on social media, she flamed all of us. There's a entire massive voyage to the ice wall.
SPEAKER_11Because what's y'all gonna kill all of us?
SPEAKER_08They might. People are going there. Everybody's rented their yachts. Stupid. Treat the yachts in front of you.
SPEAKER_11Mine are just just stay over there. Now let's see what other shit they can do. Why are you going over there? Those deaths. Didn't you watch Game of Thrones?
SPEAKER_03Did you watch Game of Thrones?
SPEAKER_11Beyond the law. Like, what the heck? I mean, but shout out to them people that want answers. I mean, yeah, for sure. What curiosity do to the cat when keep playing with these?
SPEAKER_08Curiosity's not a sin, though. It's not. But you will find out.
SPEAKER_11We're gonna fuck around and you're gonna fucking know. But to the people running the world, they don't want us know anything. So a lot of people can't handle that shit. But that's very true. And that's why I'm like it's like a double-edged sword. Yeah, for sure. Some of us want to know, and then other people no. Are you serious? I absolutely fail that. Oh no. First of all, people have anxiety, people have paranoia, people have schizophrenia. Like, there's some people out here with so many issues already mentally. Yeah. People are sheltered. You know what I'm saying? There's so many different people out here, and and they're scared. People have other traumatic experiences that they've had that contribute to their anxiety or whatever the case may be. So it's like adding something telling somebody that dragons are real. You think somebody's really gonna be able to handle some shit like that?
SPEAKER_08I think that we live in a world where society's made it too comfortable.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_08So you have the luxury of having all this anxiety you're done. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_08By now.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_08I don't know what they did to those things. I'm not sure if they just sleep in their shim. I don't know. That's why they're keeping it on ice. I don't fucking know.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Well, if that shit was out here and you had some anxiety about you and wasn't sure you're Yeah.
SPEAKER_11What are you gonna do when that fight or flight kicks in?
SPEAKER_08If you didn't have a choice, I think you would try to save yourself. Yeah. In my opinion.
SPEAKER_11Right. And some people are gonna take the easy way out.
SPEAKER_08She said, wherever that shit goes, I'm gonna go right to the net or sweep or be over. I've always stated that I will survive.
SPEAKER_11Me too. Yeah. The best way I can. I'm gonna do what I can to survive. Like I'm not just gonna let it lay down and die.
SPEAKER_08I got kids out here. I'm not doing that. So that's all our main topic was about. And then it's not like a pretty picture, but we know what's going on over there. I just choose my perspective to be love to have these patients kind of skin and stretching us in the older book. Yeah. Yeah. But we see it. What will be will be that shit happens. Holy crap.
SPEAKER_11Okay, Sarah, Sarah.
SPEAKER_08Whatever will be, will be. Yeah. So the future's not ours to see. Okay, so that's good. I know a little old lady. I used to take care of her, and we used to sing that song. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I love that.
SPEAKER_08Doris Day. Shout out to Doris.
SPEAKER_02That was good stuff.
SPEAKER_08Thank you.
SPEAKER_02You're welcome.
SPEAKER_08Stay ever vigilant and hopefully Superman shows up.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, hopefully. Our friendly neighborhood spider.
SPEAKER_08Deadass. We should go see the movie. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12I like the spider fan with that. Hulk is in it. But I don't love the door movies either. Oh, okay. I can understand. I don't like using it.
SPEAKER_11I don't either. I feel like he spent way too much time on Earth. I was getting annoyed.
SPEAKER_08I don't know where he took the comedic part. I preferred him when he was just a warrior.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_08He is funny. He's funny, but I mean.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, I get it though. Like, don't be having my guy out here looking stupid.
SPEAKER_08And fat your Thor, though. Oh, that was perfect. But then again, I guess he couldn't. He was going through it.
SPEAKER_11It's depressed.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Come calm for Thor. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08I can come back here. That's right.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Not too much on our guy. Yeah. I'm for sure going to see Doomsday, though.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Gotta see that.
SPEAKER_08She won't gotta tell me.
SPEAKER_11No, she's gonna want to see that. See what Doomsday? Yeah. Yeah. I just said I don't want to see Spider-Man dick. Actually, now if you're going, I don't want to go.
SPEAKER_08Wow, here we go.
SPEAKER_11Socle. And I want to go see Street Fighter.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I definitely gotta see that.
SPEAKER_08Why don't you want to go to the movies?
SPEAKER_11She doesn't like going to the movies first. But I mean, I'll go though. I have this fine guy. I do have a couple of dates set up with Burry.
SPEAKER_12It's hot.
SPEAKER_11All right.
SPEAKER_03Moving on to it.
SPEAKER_11Hot shit.
SPEAKER_08I like my shit hot.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Hmm. You ain't got no tea for us? I I don't. What's wrong with me? You can do anything with this segment. It's messy. It is messy. Okay. Let's let's see. What mess can I fuck? I'm not gonna do that. What you was gonna say? What? I was gonna tell some tea that mom told me about Stefan. Well, it wasn't about Stefan. My mama told me that one of their co-workers caught Stefan's ex in a car. S fucking on another co-worker. Went outside to see why there were four cars outside, and because there wasn't supposed to be four cars. And then he saw her doing the nasty. I'm sorry. I just need you guys to know what Stefan's been been through and been dealt with. Mind you, he didn't even know about that. And I said, I'm telling. Don't protect me, bro. Tell me. I will never. I mean, I'm gonna protect you, but not like not by keeping shit from you. I couldn't wait. I as soon as she told me, I said, wait, I'm telling her. I said, You're lying. Yeah. And he didn't, you know.
SPEAKER_08You wanna know how messy I am? I'll call my boss because she was my boss together. She's like evolved. Whoa. Yo. I call my boss immediately. She got I got four.
SPEAKER_04I called my boss immediately.
SPEAKER_11I'm like, listen to what this slut did. Crazy. Hope you're watching. Slutty.
SPEAKER_08Hey, you did it. I know. I'm messy. And honestly, I don't give a fuck either way.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, I know. But but you did that. You did that. And you're because you're trying to act all high and fucking mighty. Just another one of these wars.
SPEAKER_08Actually, that's what I said to my awesome stuff. Shit always comes back.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm. Yeah, be like that. Yeah. But that's why I'll be telling my own business.
SPEAKER_08Ain't shit coming back. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but when you're if you're doing shit on the low and you're in a here's what I think about marriage. Marriage is a specific sacrament. So there's things you said something earlier, we're protected. When you're in that space, there are certain things that the universe does to keep that safe. That should come back to me is one of those reasons. As well as just her baby daddy. And I think chances of that circulating back to me is like her for adultery.
SPEAKER_07I wish.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_11But it's okay.
SPEAKER_08I'll try to do the right thing though, so good for you. I'm pure.
SPEAKER_07She's vindictive. A bitch.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, you guys got any tea? I got no kind of you got any tea though? I got some more tea. My your boss.
SPEAKER_10I don't care. I'm telling you, girl.
SPEAKER_11Gonna call me into my supervisor's office, ask me if her if her outfit was cute, knowing damn well I don't fuck with this bitch. And the outfit wasn't cute anyway. I walked in there, I was like, and walked right back out. I didn't say nothing, didn't do nothing. Because you're not getting anything for me. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
unknownWhy?
SPEAKER_09It's because she's messy. Stefan's boss. And I love her. Hilarious.
SPEAKER_04Stephanie's messy.
unknownShe just keeps it.
SPEAKER_11No, that was messy as fuck. She knows I hate her guts. Asking if someone else's outfit was cute. The lady that I do not like. Right.
SPEAKER_10She did that shit on purpose.
SPEAKER_11That's hilarious. Like, no, she might have been trying to get us to get along because she knows we gotta work together. That's what I think. Yeah, I think it was a little bit of that, but she's also entertained by the fact that I was like, Mitch, please. So love you, girl. That's funny.
SPEAKER_08What's the most can I ask a question? Because I had something happen to you recently. Yep. Axe. What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you during the sex?
SPEAKER_11Damn, didn't we ask that before? Most embarrassing thing? Oh, I told you mine. The one. Let me see if I can think of something else.
SPEAKER_08I'm about to tell you guys something. I haven't said it to you guys, so I don't know if it's gonna be. Alright, I was doing something with somebody. I was doing if it's somebody.
SPEAKER_09Uh be a grown-up.
SPEAKER_08I don't know if I was putting her through there, but she flipped a little bit.
SPEAKER_09Oh wow.
SPEAKER_08I could put that on my resume. I will fuck the shit out of you. That's disgusting.
SPEAKER_11That is disgusting.
SPEAKER_08I'm a gentleman, so you know it wasn't.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_08No, I'm just I'm fucking with you, but that is embarrassing.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_08I cleaned the whole thing up. Yeah. Made it this big.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. Was it anal? No. Oh whoa! Okay. Maybe she just was like having to go anyway. Little bummer. Yeah. Oh. Wow. Shit happens. Shit.
SPEAKER_03I said that only shit happens.
SPEAKER_11Too soon.
SPEAKER_08She told me that she told her girlfriend love, so it wasn't like me. Yeah. Like I tell my girlfriend.
SPEAKER_09Yo. It's like literally fucked the shit out of me. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I'm counting. Crazy. Wow.
SPEAKER_08I don't know if I was proud or those like damn.
SPEAKER_09I think you are. Yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_10You were just talking about putting it on your resume. Don't get no proud of the next.
SPEAKER_11Proud ass. That's my ass. That's hilarious. Most embarrassing for me. One time when we were at a party, I shipped my pants on the way home in the car.
SPEAKER_09Nothing to do with shit.
SPEAKER_02Remember that? Oh my god. Shit there.
SPEAKER_10I was not shit there. I'm not doing that.
SPEAKER_11I'm like just nigga. The fucking part is we were right at the light. Like I made it home, bro. And then that shit just came out. I was so embarrassed.
SPEAKER_03That is how everyone.
SPEAKER_11Thank you guys for my thing. Sure laughing at you. Yeah, I was laughing at myself. Oh, yeah, I cannot. That was wicked. Yeah. Shit my pants.
SPEAKER_03I hate that.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Teresa had to take care of me in the shower one time. I shit my pants. I had to get in the shower. I was drunk as fuck, bro. I'm just telling you guys, shit in my pants.
SPEAKER_10Growing up. And I'm in the shower, fully clothed. Oh no.
SPEAKER_11Started. It was bad. I'm better now. Yo.
SPEAKER_02Y'all niggas got more than the tea.
SPEAKER_11I hope you enjoyed. Yeah, that was great. That was a good hazat. Off the fucking press. Literally. You heard it here first. Yeah. Yeah, how funny is like, I'm a fucking lady. I would never ask. Yo. I mean, the only thing that happened with me, but I was bleeding while after I had well like while we were having sex. Yeah. But he ain't give a fuck. Yeah, that's not like no, not like he just was like, it's fine. Like, yeah, I would hope so. So he's a gentleman. It's my ex anyway.
SPEAKER_08That's cool.
SPEAKER_02He's okay. He's a gentleman.
SPEAKER_08Do you feel like men are okay when like your experiences being like men are good when like embarrassing them attempting to you as long?
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Yeah. Depending on your life. I don't know. I feel like that's just normal. Like, I'm not gonna make her feel like shit. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11I mean, if you do, then you're a fucking dickhead. Yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_08Even on like if I'm just fucking um even I'm not gonna dick it.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like just how you carry yourself is how you carry yourself.
SPEAKER_08So if you're about to get it on and you take his, he takes his span off and he smells. Do you tell him to go take the shower or are you getting it?
SPEAKER_11I'm out of there. Why is there dips? Yeah, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_08Fuck, bro. Soap and water. That was a long way.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, yeah. But if that were there in the night. It should have gone a long way before I got here.
SPEAKER_08Right. Okay, so let's say we're out. We're out. Having a great time while you get a little spontaneous. But we're out. We've been out for a little. Yeah. Sweaty balls. Just ignoring them.
SPEAKER_11I mean, but just because they just balls are stored doesn't mean that they smell putri. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Sweaty balls don't small the brother.
SPEAKER_11Okay, I don't neither does a sweaty vagina, but as long as it's not fucking booming up. But I mean, you are what you eat, so it's like everybody when they perspire is not like super smelling like onions or you know shit like that.
SPEAKER_02You know what I'm saying? Like, I fucked my nigga when he came home from the gym.
SPEAKER_11Like uh well. And he didn't think the one time I got off, I was at work all my damn day. And Dover and I was like, Oh my god, I didn't, you know, shaken. Yeah, like I wasn't too worried about it, but he had me dying because he's like, I was like, you know, I I remember you said like you were at work all day, and then I went down there. I was like, Oh, we're good. I was like, Well, that's great. Yeah, I like to hear it from the guy too.
SPEAKER_08The good pussy gals out here. Yeah, keep the tea.
SPEAKER_11Carry yourself, eat some fruit, right? And drink some water fast, drink all the water, detox and be good.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, you'll feel good, and bro, if you fuck the shit out of her one day, go for you, bro. Help the community. Congrats, embarrassed community.
SPEAKER_11Your past, remember, shit happened. Fucking PSA. And move on.
SPEAKER_02Life goes on. Oh messy.
SPEAKER_08That was a very messy situation. That was great. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09That went better than I thought it was.
SPEAKER_11Do you guys hate it or what? You're hilarious. Shit. All right, come on, stop fucking rather. Now it's good to do.
SPEAKER_10Would you rather actually?
SPEAKER_11Welcome to Would You Rather, friends. Let's get into it. Would you rather?
SPEAKER_02Right now, where you're at. Love or money? Money. Yeah, money for sure. I'll fall in love later.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I'm like, no, yeah, niggas anyway.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, I'm gonna say money too.
SPEAKER_02I'm trying to fall in love with the money. Dream wedding or dream house?
SPEAKER_09House.
SPEAKER_02House for sure. Always the house. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09Fuck that way.
SPEAKER_02Go to sleep. We could go to city.
SPEAKER_09What the heck?
SPEAKER_11Right. Six-figure salary or six-figure retirement account. I'm gonna take that retirement account.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, definitely. For sure, the retirement account. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. That's a nice situation.
SPEAKER_11And make sure I put that in my kids' name. Well, put them at beneficiaries just in case. Put that in the trust. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Would you want to know body count or bank account balance? Bank account. Yeah. Right.
SPEAKER_02Bank account balance for me.
SPEAKER_08Neither, neither matter, but I guess. Everybody got a pass.
SPEAKER_02But yeah.
SPEAKER_08What I know is that eight out of ten people are looking check to check, which means the person sitting next to you is probably going through shit right now, so uh that wouldn't matter either way. Yeah. Damn, would I choose your body camp?
SPEAKER_07Over a bank to count.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_07And you're damn sadly, you're like, a lot of men I feel like wouldn't though.
SPEAKER_11Like, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_08Especially. I would want to know because I'm I need to know what I'm dealing. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_08And if it's very high, like say high, it's probably like 60 plus. Yeah. If it's double pitches 30 plus, I need to move it. Golly.
SPEAKER_12That's a little bit 30 plus.
SPEAKER_08And that's that's a normal thing for young people. Yeah. Yeah. Young people have very high body counts because they're fucked.
SPEAKER_12Safe, guys.
SPEAKER_08So I want.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. For a four first date, coffee or vacation?
unknownCoffee.
SPEAKER_11No, for coffee. You're not taking me anywhere. Yeah. Like, let's get to know each other over a hot cup of tea.
SPEAKER_08It will take a loving to chat. It's not tricking if you got it, right? It's not tricking if you got it. So need to really be a chance to get it. And he's trying to fly you out. To get a flood out, they're getting fucked. Gotta make that determination.
SPEAKER_11But I don't even know you. Like, let's go on an actual date where we can sit down.
SPEAKER_09You don't even want to be talking about it.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. I'm not about to be stuck with you for a five-day old inclusive. No, for a wheel. Are you crazy? Trying to escape. No way. No, thank you. Miserable. Let's go get some coffee. I like to eat. Agreed. And go home by myself. Bring your own car. Love at first sight or friends to lovers?
SPEAKER_07Probably friends to lovers. That love at first sight is not real.
SPEAKER_02No, it's not real. It's delusional for sure. Lost at first sight. Yeah, I've been there.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. You guys.
SPEAKER_10That's the fucking trademark that he's not.
SPEAKER_02Put that shit on the t-shirt for sure. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10What's the situation?
SPEAKER_12Okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you're my friends.
SPEAKER_08So good. Like your best shit comes out with house.
SPEAKER_11When she's being right. Yes. And that's a recklessness. I'm wild. Luxury vacation or paid off house. Paid-off house.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, give me that house. I'll go on vacation with that money I saved because my house is paid off now.
SPEAKER_11I'll go on vacation, my bag, y'all. Public proposal or private? Let's keep it private in case I want to say no.
SPEAKER_08If you do it in public, you should expect that you can have a 50-50 chance. Yeah. But I like public because the idea is that people are celebrating.
SPEAKER_11That's cute. It is cute.
SPEAKER_12I'll take either one.
SPEAKER_11It is.
SPEAKER_08Especially if it's grand. It's cute.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. It's like quiet. It's intimate.
SPEAKER_07Right. It's right afterwards. Yeah, that's great. Of course. I want to hop on that. You want to get married?
SPEAKER_09Okay. Yeah. Love you, bud. I gotta have it. That's why you love it.
SPEAKER_04This is why you're great.
SPEAKER_11Not just the cooking. You know what's that big right now. Would you rather a text breakup or face to face? Face to face danger.
SPEAKER_07Nah, face-to-face all day.
SPEAKER_11I might change your mind. Tell me to my face that you don't love I'm packed in that shit.
SPEAKER_08No, you need to look me in the eye and tell me you don't love it.
SPEAKER_11I'll tell you, nigga. Like, I ain't never coming back here again. Depending on who you are, like look, this is me. I'm out. Yeah, exactly. You want one last time, or no. If I feel like that, I don't want nothing.
SPEAKER_08Able to feel all that. Yeah. You gotta cry in front of me, I'll be both. I don't care.
SPEAKER_12That's uncomfortable. I've been there.
SPEAKER_11I was like, I gotta go. Yeah. Oh, somebody cried. Oh yeah. Don't be doing all that. We ain't gotta. I mean, and not to that's not because that's what we kind of mean. Yeah, it's not. It's just yeah, bro. Especially when you're the reason why we're breaking up, don't lie.
SPEAKER_08And it's crazy because like you do all that, and then we turn into this fucking exactly what I'm why we're breaking up is between video. It's not like you're remorseful.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Yeah. Exactly the reason why we're doing this is because is how you're acting.
SPEAKER_11Right. Mm-mm. Ain't sucking up all my good energy.
SPEAKER_12Breakups are bad.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12I'm breakups are bad.
SPEAKER_11Situation shift breakups are bad.
SPEAKER_12Never had to do that.
SPEAKER_08Can't many.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Dream career or dream relationship?
SPEAKER_02Relationship.
SPEAKER_08I mean careers are not Leo.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_08I saw somebody on TikTok say slavery has and work hasn't changed or something like that. She said, because we still are comparing what fields we're in. All working in.
SPEAKER_12Would this be a dream career? Yeah. That's why I think about it. I could do this.
SPEAKER_08I know that whatever would work. I do. I'm I'm a human being made to work. Male made to work. So whatever I do, I'm gonna fucking shoggle in the dirt. And I do that with all my heart. Because it's worse for stuff. Yeah. It's a different could be a doctor, and I do that with all integrity intention and podcasts, and do my best in that space. So it's not about what career per se. Yeah. That's why I feel like a lot of people lose themselves because they think that they're a doctor and that's their identity. No, that's what you do for work.
SPEAKER_11That's what you do for work, right? It's not who you are. Exactly.
SPEAKER_07Well, and I love how Q's always saying what he says about he's a medicine man in many ways. And he's like, you know, you guys don't be weird.
SPEAKER_11Like that's yeah, he's still a regular guy. Like and he is, and he's charismatic, and he's funny and he's cool, and he's like really actually down to hurt.
SPEAKER_08It's funny because even like in like ancient tribes, the medicine man is like sacred. Sacred, yeah.
SPEAKER_11Nobody brings you problems, and yes, still treat him as such because everybody doesn't have that skill or or that knowledge of what he's bringing. So, yeah, for sure, like treat him like the king that he is, but don't be intimidated, right? He's still down to earth, and you can talk to him, yeah, teach you. Right. Because people do feel, and you know, he talks about that a lot, and I sometimes I just think he's being super cocky, but I also can understand how he feels the way he feels in certain rooms where he feels like superior, but he's not giving that, he's not trying to get that, but that's what the undertone is. Yeah, yeah, but it's just like when somebody comes along and is criticizing what we're doing on the podcast, yeah, and doesn't have a podcast. Yeah, you know, don't even know what it takes, bro.
SPEAKER_10Right.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, they have a specific expertise that you don't have to do.
SPEAKER_10And this is snapped at people. This is the team, there's nobody else. I've snapped at people because of that FYI.
SPEAKER_08Actually, it's funny you say that the last few interactions that I've had with people who I talk about a podcast with have not, which I talk to almost everybody in the actual what I do. I don't even say I have a job at equal answer. Sorry, I shouldn't say that. Um my face is everywhere. I say that I write podcasts with my friends, that's the way I say it.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Well, that's what I do for work.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_08That's awesome. Yeah, I agree.
SPEAKER_12That's awesome.
SPEAKER_11Well, that is all I have for Would You Rather? Would you rather would you rather? Nice. All right. Let's get into the clock. Yeah, me too. The big wooden one with the thing going back and forth.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god.
SPEAKER_08If a man is a good man, but he cheats. Is he a good man?
SPEAKER_11He's a piece of shit, Sagna. He probably has qualities about him that is good, but that's not you moving with integrity for sure. Or standing on whatever kind of morals you thought you had.
SPEAKER_08What if he's honest?
SPEAKER_11After or before Doug? Either way.
SPEAKER_08Either way. Ooh, interesting. I mean, I'm about to go cheat.
SPEAKER_11Before is gonna be a little more respectable because I feel like I'm kind of having this option to where I can just walk away from you or decide to sit down and figure out like why do you feel like that's something that you need to do? What you know what I'm saying? Like, what is it within yourself, or do you feel like I'm lacking in some part of this relationship that you have to go outside of what we have to be satisfied?
SPEAKER_08Does he make him a bad man then?
SPEAKER_11If he does that, I don't think that's good. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07I don't think it makes a lot he's not right.
SPEAKER_11You're not your decisions, but what I'm saying is like you wanting to do that, and um, I don't know if you're bringing it to me like that, you feel like that that's something that's okay. And I just feel like he's telling me the truth.
SPEAKER_08Can you handle it?
SPEAKER_11Yeah, I'm out of here. And okay, okay, so I respect you for telling me the truth. Thank you for giving me the option to not have to want to deal with that. Right.
SPEAKER_07So you be disrespected or fulfilled whatever shit you fulfill, leave me out of it.
SPEAKER_11Right. I don't care how truthful you're being. Um thank you for the truth. Or you're just a piece of shit. I didn't say that. You're just not for me, because I'm not gonna go ahead and deal with that. Possibly if that's how you move, yeah. Yeah, that's shitty behavior.
SPEAKER_08You're okay with it, but if you take screen bills, doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_11But that's selfish as well. That's taking care of the bills and shit like that. You gotta have you gotta live regardless. If there was no prior understanding, so this is what you're doing, and then now like we are in this relationship, cool, you're paying all the bills and shit, and now you're coming to don't care about none of that shit.
SPEAKER_07I do not, I'd rather not make you a good person than thinking about you haunting on another bitch, right? So that's the piece that makes me bad.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, okay, so then I'm gonna go go ahead and do me too. How do you feel about that? Am I a bad woman?
SPEAKER_12I'm not, I'm just out of here.
SPEAKER_11I don't know if that's uh tip for tat for tat. I'm out of there. You go ahead and do what makes you happy. I wish you the best. And but again, you want a man who's able to do the things that you said that then there's another nigga out here that's gonna be willing to do the same shit that he's doing that doesn't feel like he needs to step outside of our relationship. I don't have to settle for nobody's bullshit.
SPEAKER_08I agree, you're right. You feel like men are monogamous by nature? So if you know that men are not monogamous, it's a choice, we're not making excuses. He has to choose to go against what is natural for him.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, it's called self-discipline, fair, but it's not and that's for anybody. A bitch could be a hoe her whole life, and now she wants to be with one person.
SPEAKER_08Do you feel like women are monogamous? Are not, you said are monogamous.
SPEAKER_11Some are and some aren't. I mean, this is 2026. It's not like we're all like, you know, back in the days where everybody was hiding the shit that they were doing. Most of it is out there, yeah. Whatever. But shit, in my opinion, I'm wondering if women are cheating more than men these days.
SPEAKER_02I think they are.
SPEAKER_08Maybe these niggas are soft. He knows that you're married, he knows that you have a boyfriend, you don't give a fuck about that, he ain't gonna say nothing. And he plays the role, he can shake your boyfriend's hand and dick you down the next day.
SPEAKER_12I mean a woman could do the same to another one.
SPEAKER_08Smile in your own. So why is that the and this is why I guess I say everybody to everybody. Why is that the point that we don't believe that they're a good person?
SPEAKER_12I never said it if they weren't a good person.
SPEAKER_08You said he's shitty if he cheats.
SPEAKER_11It is a shitty decision. You're placing this title of bad person on somebody's decision. We're not saying they're bad people for doing these things, it's just immoral.
SPEAKER_08Right. So that one decision is willing to make you say I'm out of it.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to deal with that because I'm satisfied with one person. Yeah, I don't give a. And let's take the bad, I get what the that was the main question, but excluding the you being a bad person. Personally, I'm in when I'm with someone, I'm satisfied with that one person. Right. And whether it's a womanly thing or just a who I am, there's also men that are content with being with one woman. Right. You know what I mean? So I'm gonna choose to want to deal with somebody that only wants to give all their time to me instead of spreading all that energy too around and then bringing it back. Right. I'm good on that. I understand. But do what makes you happy.
SPEAKER_08The majority of men are who are under 30 are virgins. It's like six out of ten now are virgins, which means the majority of women are only sleeping with the top three, four men. So right now, statistically, maybe not you ladies in general, but statistically, more women are not doing what you're saying as a whole. They're sleeping with the same two or three in that demographic.
SPEAKER_12Shout out to them.
SPEAKER_08Yeah. And the dudes who they're they're usually are successful, they usually have their shit together, they usually have their money together. Are they committing? No, they're not, and they're fucking multiple bitches at once. Right. And that's cool. And some people are either not getting anything at all. Because the girls are not going for that, or they're good, but now they are getting bare minimum from the girl. He's getting head from Susie who sees him as a strapping man.
SPEAKER_11Listen, get it how you live, baby.
SPEAKER_07Like, that's it. This ain't got nothing to do with me.
SPEAKER_11People do what they do, like, and also a lot of people are more materialistic and surface level fucking things. Looking for a come up, yeah. Or just looking for what looks good with them, you know, or what's church. Excuse me, how does this person make me feel? Yeah. Is this someone I can build on?
SPEAKER_10That shit is a mindset thing.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_07A person, I guess, but like she said, getting out of like that's it. That's all me personally.
SPEAKER_12I'm in bed with fucking all one person.
SPEAKER_09Right.
SPEAKER_12Yep.
SPEAKER_08I guess it's just something to think about. I think when I look at those stats, it sounds like hypertening. It sounds like a very few percentage of men today who are having sex with a lot of them. Good. But the vast majority of men are not even getting entertained in relationships. They're getting rejected. Which kind of sucks. It does suck.
SPEAKER_11Sometimes rejection is a blessing. So I guess it depends on how you look at things.
SPEAKER_08That's crazy. Anyway, that's all I had for our debate, but our yesterday isn't debate.
SPEAKER_07That was a debate.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, I think it was going back and forth and forth and back. Y'all were giving me pushback.
SPEAKER_08Oh, as well. That was good. Like it.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_11Just so many different ways to look at shit. People are so different. So you can't really speak for like I'm not gonna say oh cheaters are bad at people.
SPEAKER_07They're they're that's a shitty decision.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, for sure. When you could first just leave. It's like it is a shitty decision. Or say you don't want to be in a relationship. But if someone like is coming to tell you, then they obviously care about your feelings in some kind of way, even though that might seem like demented.
SPEAKER_02But either way, that might be how they know how to operate. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08I told my ex that I wasn't gonna ask her for sex together. And then I wasn't gonna be doing. And even when the others tried to work it out, I couldn't get out of that headspace where I was because now I'm just done. I'm in this, I see what's happening, and I don't have the pushback that I'm getting at home.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_08And I was what I thought was a good man, faithful, the one involved in things. Actually, people in my circle who knew me were sick of me saying my wife, my wife, my wife was done with her. But I know at home there was a different narrative playing out.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_08So in fact, when she was breaking up with me or saying we were done, she wrote me this letter and she said, You're not a good man, you're not a man of God, you're not a man of honor. Deflected. A man of integrity. Even though Meanwhile, you're fucking niggas in the car. Even though before. This was before at work. I'm not sure when when that transpired, but before that, I told you, I'm not gonna ask you.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. And also, if you don't put and she doesn't communicate either, because why are you feeling like that? Like, you know, you're my wife. Why don't you want to sleep with me? But because she had other motives.
SPEAKER_11And somebody else.
SPEAKER_08Maybe. I'm not sure over the timeline, but we see what happens. So I just I asked that question because again, a lot of women are where relationships are where they are today because we're in a space where men are not really faithful. Women are even, but men are not. And by nature, we just discussed that.
SPEAKER_11They're not. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08So they gotta choose.
SPEAKER_11Like nobody is to everybody wants to go with the flow. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Interesting conversation for sure. Let us know your thoughts. 8023199133. Yeah, or put it in the comments. She said if you're a cheater, you're not a bad person.
SPEAKER_11Don't take that and run with it. Do not fucking dumbass.
SPEAKER_07Bro, we can just podcast.
SPEAKER_11Fucking he's fired. Not pushing that shit out there. Matter of fact, you know what you can do. Next time. Tokyo shit, guys. I got one. Go ahead. I hate when I'm driving through the countryside. I don't know if I said this already, but I drive through the countryside a lot. And you see, like land, and it's so nice, and you got a bunch of acres and a bunch of shit on it. Just old cars and hate it. It's so tanky. I just feel like just rent a dumpster and clean that shit out. Yeah, like appreciate your space. I would kill to have that, and it would look great. Then you don't know who lives there, who they have for support for family, what type of ailments they have. Yeah. So it's hard. Like they can't just get up, go outside, and mow their own lawns or maybe we should start a service where we clean up people's old. I watch those on like Facebook. I love it. It's so I would love to do that just to be an outdoor and then seeing like the reason. Especially by my own hand. So if anybody wants their shit cleaned up out of their yards and front lawns, and hit us up. 802-319-913. Hit me up. Ask for me specifically. I'll do that. I'll do that. Anything to be out in the country.
SPEAKER_08For design. So you would be really good at that. Maybe not lifting shit, but okay, let's create this space for butterflies. I don't fucking know. Yeah. But we have a running for that.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. I like landscaping.
SPEAKER_08HGTV.
SPEAKER_11It's really not that hard if you're ready to put a little elbow grease in it. Yeah, and I think that's cool and it could be fun. We built a Zen garden before and it was really pretty. Yeah, but it's cute. So I like shit like that. Yeah. Maybe I'll see if I can find the pictures of it. But yeah. That was my talk of shit. Who's next?
SPEAKER_08I hate when you know you smell an adult just to go wash yourself. That's old.
SPEAKER_11That's wild. Some people don't know. I can't believe that.
SPEAKER_08I don't believe it either, but like you're just so used to your stink that you don't.
SPEAKER_11Yeah. It's offensive. That's scary as shit. Let's say like you live somewhere and you're always there and you're never leave out the house and shit like that, and it stinks in your house. Maybe you have a dead fucking cat under the couch. Or in your pain. And and I'm gonna come in and I smell it. You know what I'm saying? Like some people get immune to that shit almost. Like it's crazy.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, it's gross. And then if you're told, you either like get offended or I mean, you know, it's all about how you say things.
SPEAKER_11Damn it, you stink!
SPEAKER_08Because I'm not sure how to punch a woman with that situation, like you don't smell great. I'm not versed in that, but as a dude, I would be like, bro, you're booffing right now.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_08If I stink, I'm very I got a shot. Yeah. I'm uncomfortable. I was like, go get that happen.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. Walk around and say, nice day.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_08When I came to work and I was drenched in sweat, yeah. I was comfortable, bro. I can't.
SPEAKER_11He was like, do I stink? He didn't though. What was it hot outside? It was hot outside. It was hot and he was ripping and running that day because fucking motherfuckers are lazy as fuck and fucking fat fucks. Golly thanks.
SPEAKER_12Um, my bad. You can click that out.
SPEAKER_11She says it every time.
SPEAKER_12I do. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11But you didn't stay. I'm scoring for your hard work.
SPEAKER_08Nice. I wash it daily. I also want to find that lately. Not that I wear deodorant daily, but oh, days that I might forget and I have it back in my bag. Yeah. I realize that I all smell. And you're not eating bullshit as well. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11So yeah. I don't like when people criticize the way I parent or my kid's father's parent.
SPEAKER_02When they don't contribute to this village. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Like I don't. Kip Rubs. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I agree.
SPEAKER_11It's insane to me. Like talking about my kids' appearance or any of that shit. Like how their hair looks, any of that. And when you can't even handle doing one thing that us as their parents asked you not to do. Right. So we I was literally just having this conversation with my my twin's dad the other day.
SPEAKER_07I heard it.
SPEAKER_02So I was like funny as hell. But yeah, it's very frustrating because you're not.
SPEAKER_11I have. I know I'll do it again. And now he has. I love that because he don't. He usually don't. Yeah, he's fucking sick and tired. Yeah, good for him. Shout out to him. We should. I'm gonna get him something real nice for his new place. But yeah, don't fucking do that. If you ain't trying to contribute more than a pair of sneakers or a couple dollars or whatever, so they could go buy snacks and that doesn't make you no.
SPEAKER_08Doesn't give you the right to open your mouth to be a parent.
SPEAKER_07The only one that can do that is D define. Exactly.
SPEAKER_08Who have a right to say what happens to these kids' lives. It's their dad.
SPEAKER_11Right. For sure. And obviously, if you know us, you know my mother.
SPEAKER_12Super active.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Always and forever. And she's been sparing y'all motherfuckers.
SPEAKER_11Right.
SPEAKER_12But she's a lady.
SPEAKER_11But yeah, that's mine.
SPEAKER_09That was the fucking relax. I don't like that shit either.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_09Let them know.
SPEAKER_12Spicy. Yeah. All right.
SPEAKER_11Gosh, let's let's let's calm our attitudes down, guys. Get back into gratitude. Before we get started. Okay, well inhale some confidence. Exhale the drama. Inhale abundance. Exhale them sorry ass excuses. Inhale some gratitude. And exhale that one coworker that's been testing your patience.
SPEAKER_10That was totally fairly.
SPEAKER_11Alright, so for this one. Again, we're gonna do it a little differently because I want you guys to interact.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_11You're gonna finish my sentence. I'll go first. And then you guys can go. First one is success is dot dot dot. For me, not optional.
SPEAKER_08I'm gonna say lagging measure of your decisions.
SPEAKER_11Money can't buy authenticity. Real love feels like home. Safety. Holly pain. You're all right, bud. My biggest lesson this year is to accept help. It's okay. More patient.
SPEAKER_02I'll never settle for less.
SPEAKER_07You're a liar, but um give in to darkness and despair.
SPEAKER_12But for real, give in to the bullshit that's piling daily. I'm gonna stand on. Yeah. And crunch it.
SPEAKER_11That's right. I'm currently working on losing 50 pounds. That's a good one. I need to do that. Rebuilding my credit.
SPEAKER_12Patience, finances, and not just being back into depression.
SPEAKER_11Nice. One thing I forgive myself for is not loving oneself.
SPEAKER_07Not giving my kids the time that I should have when they were asking for that working off.
SPEAKER_11Well fine. Mine is feeling bad for taking the time that I needed to heal. Last one. The next level of my life requires discipline.
SPEAKER_12Discipline for sure.
SPEAKER_08That's a bit just big for me, you guys know I'm I don't know if it's a bushy washing thing for me, it's or mumbo jumbo. I really think that if you want to believe it, you're gonna achieve it. I think that's for real.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, with a little footwork.
SPEAKER_08Right, for sure. You believe that you're the kind of person who can train daily. Believe you're the right kind of person who can eat the right things. And so therefore you do the snips.
SPEAKER_11Yeah.
SPEAKER_08And you've heard about it.
SPEAKER_11I mean, things are as hard as you make them. So if you want to do it, you're gonna do it.
SPEAKER_10Don't talk yourself out of it. That's the easiest thing.
SPEAKER_11And you've gotta break habits as well. You go grocery shopping, you pick up the same shit every time. That's not gonna get you there. So now you go grocery shopping, you pick up some new things. Bring a list and cross that shit off your list so that you know, like in you're intentionally shopping for those things that you need. If you need to go buy two dozen eggs or three dozen eggs, because you know you're about to eat these boiled eggs every day. But even here I'm going with some. That's what you do, and you find alternatives. Like, oh my goodness, Lily made some box choy. I can't wait to go to the grocery store so I can get some more. She made some bok choy on the grill. Yeah, I gotta text her and ask her. Didn't she ask her? Oh my god, I had to stop eating them. I was I was gonna eat it all.
SPEAKER_10I took the rest of them.
SPEAKER_11I don't know how many I I said I'm gonna eat all I gotta stop.
SPEAKER_08I I need that. I never thought growing them was gonna be as good as it was amazing.
SPEAKER_11Shout out to her for that. Lily is there, yeah. She can cook, yeah. She is a great cook, yeah. But yeah, I'm gonna I'm calling you a girl.
SPEAKER_12We should have like a dinner party.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, everybody brings some things. Yeah, all right. Let's plan that for sure. We're doing that. Yeah, well, that is all I have for health, wealth, and positivity. You're welcome.
SPEAKER_08Oh, I said the band thing I gotta keep my word.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, we can go to the grocery store together. You like Whole Foods?
SPEAKER_08Yeah, I was just we should go. I got some bull bogey marriage. Okay, just for the chicken. It's gonna be a different situation, but I get things going too long.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, yeah. We'll go together.
SPEAKER_08I'm done.
SPEAKER_11And I'm a Costco member. I can't wait to go. Getting up in there. Yeah, me too. So, yeah. Woo! Another one in the book. Good job, guys. Woohoo. I love you.
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SPEAKER_08Alright, key focus areas. And then they say he wants to go again 2028.
SPEAKER_01And then they gonna load him right in. No gun-free zones. More guns. Yeah. You can't fight fire with water. You gotta fight fire with fire. You can't fight fire with water? Depends on what's in the fire. They specifically do fight fire with water. Yeah.