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michael moore Season 2 Episode 3

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SPEAKER_02

Hey back for another episode four clueless dudes two of us here tonight Mike here Tim So we're actually setting in I don't know what this used to be called uh was it what what did this what did this area I don't know used to be called I mean I don't know if it was uh you know like Lawndale Commons you know uh you had that over Washington Square Mall area. We're over here on the east side, you know, big sandy Ross dress for less. I mean sitting in the parking lot, Hobby Lobby. Hobby Lobby, you know, our family's in there, and then there's just places around here, so I don't know. I don't remember what this used to be, you know, when we were cruising. Do we ever cruise down here in this area?

SPEAKER_03

No, Green River Road as far as we went. We didn't cruise over here anyway. There wasn't nothing. It's kind of hard to get here.

SPEAKER_02

This is just because it was like all cornfields, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, pretty well for almost part of it.

SPEAKER_02

The Lloyd going towards the school over there was still here, but all this stuff wasn't here.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Nothing out here. Wasn't a whole lot past east or past Green River Road. Burkhart Road back behind us there wasn't a bunch of cornfields.

SPEAKER_02

Wasn't very many stores on it. Now look at it, it's just all up and down the strip. There's everything. So uh it just, you know, I was reminiscing the other night about uh when we used to come down here and cruise, just how it all of it changed, you know. You can just drive down there and you think like Skate USA, where that used to be located, uh uh Chi Cheese down there by Washington Square. Speaking of that, I saw a post on Facebook that uh somebody bought Washington Square Mall and they're thinking about reopening it.

SPEAKER_03

That's what I heard, but I don't know if that's be true.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so that would be cool. That was uh that was actually when we graduated from cruising to the big bars, that's one of our stops. You know, we'd go in there and sometimes get a new outfit for going out or go in there and walk around before we went to Neons. So that was a blast, wasn't it? It was a blast. It was a blast. Yeah, I actually think I like funkies, but I actually like neons better just for I don't know why. I mean I liked them both, but I just like neons a little bit better.

SPEAKER_03

So yeah, I don't know, because it was all the same people, yeah, you know, just different days. Yeah. Go here one night, we're one night.

SPEAKER_02

Neon, sprunkies, billet saloon, days in. That's just the places we can talk about. Yeah. There's places that we went to that yeah, you don't we can you mean you can talk about it.

SPEAKER_03

Wives don't want to talk about it.

SPEAKER_02

But it was a part of our life before we met them. Uh you got the one down there, what's called the pony. What that used to be.

SPEAKER_03

Regina's Regina's House of Dogs.

SPEAKER_02

House of Dolls. So we've been in there a few times. But I think when we went in there, it was a juice bar, wasn't it? You had to pay and then had to buy a drink or something, a juice drink. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_03

First time I never went in it and didn't know what a juice bar was, and I asked for a beer, and they said no. Yeah, we don't sell beer here. It's a juice so the next time I went, I proceeded to get lit up before we went. Yep. So yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But didn't go in there very much, so we were talking about because we had supper tonight with our wives, and then my old youngest daughter came, and she's about to get married here in several months. But we were talking about the attire for the wedding, and uh her soon-to-be husband wants me and uh his dad to wear gray suits, and I said, I can I wear that Miami Vice style that used to be on Miami Vice, you know. So uh I guess it'd be better than you know, tell we gonna wear wife beaters and fetos.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. First time I've ever been told I couldn't wear this or couldn't wear that. Yeah, yeah, no shit. Yeah. Um you know, I yeah, I tell her that she's don't she ain't gonna give her a crap what everybody's wearing. No. She'll never notice what everybody's wearing.

SPEAKER_02

So no, it'll be a whirlwind that night for her, and uh, you know, it'll all be uh it'll yeah, I don't know. I mean I've been through it and it'll it'll uh it'll go fast, but it'll also be a lot of you know different things going on at one time. So but yeah, it'll be be interesting. Just never really thought when we were growing up that we would be married and have kids, you know, you know. No. The way we used to go out and party and you know, just do the things that we did. Drink too much, party too much. Nothing illegal. Nothing illegal. Just uh you know, just being single and not having to answer anybody and not having a care and you know play, play, play, play, you know, see what was on the agenda for that night.

SPEAKER_03

So may go to work the next day, may not.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. Or sleep under your grater.

SPEAKER_03

Did that a bunch. Did that a bunch.

SPEAKER_02

So sometimes not even sleep, you know. You go party all night or go at the club all night and then go to one of the other bouncers I worked with, his house. Yeah. Party all night and get home at 8 or 8. Maybe sleep, maybe not.

SPEAKER_03

Go back and do it again.

SPEAKER_02

Back and do it again and you know, just see. It's just get old and now we're old and don't want to do anything and can't do it anymore, but you know what? You can't take away the memories. So just a good old time, and you know, then we had we picked up a tag along along the way a couple of times, you know, and got him in on it. And I still don't know that day to see how he got some of them women he got.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Because he's an ugly son bitch. Anorexic looking with long hair, but man, he was a stud. But yeah. Old Billy, he was a good dude. And we took Winstead a few times.

SPEAKER_03

That was the fun times.

SPEAKER_02

That was the fun times, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Just cause he didn't know how to do it. No. And it was funny watching him try to adapt. Yeah. Had no clue. I'd never been out with anything anything anyway like that. So we corrupted people. Yep. We did that. Again, it was fun with him.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he was a good dude. Wonder how he's doing. No, I still got his phone number when he's dead.

SPEAKER_03

He texted last summer and said he wasn't gonna make it up to the watermelon festival. He that's the last time I talked to him.

SPEAKER_02

So I think what he said he was going to the state fair or something. Yeah, we should have gone up there. Yeah. Watched that. That'd have been cool to go up there and hang out with him. Yeah, we got to hang out with Jeff Brooks a little bit though. You know, he sat over with us when that band was playing.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that was not Ricochet.

SPEAKER_02

Not ricochet. Well, one guy from him, but he wasn't even from Ricochet.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I I watched Ricochet today. He was not on that band.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so he might have been like uh Jesus Christ. Got her front and back. Yeah, got something sticking out there. Jesus Christ. I don't know what that was. She got disease in her ass. So they make a song about that. Yeah, they do. Maybe got back. Yeah. She falling her ass, she might pop right back up.

SPEAKER_03

Bounce like a beach ball.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, probably so. Beach ball. Probably so. So yeah, I don't remember it. We used to say we're sitting here at this area and people watching. People watching, and don't really remember what was all out here, if there was anything when we were doing our thing. Uh I'd say probably nothing here in Newburgh, was there? Yeah, probably not. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_03

No, it's just Newburgh's a suburb of Evansville.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. Yep. Everything down through there, so he was in a big hurry. Yeah, he was. So you see a lot of that around here. People just flying. They don't even stop at these speed bumps hardly, or they might just jam their brakes on and then jump over it. So yeah, yeah, it's just uh sit out here and just see the way people people look nowadays, how much it's changed, you know, over the years. Kids dress the school. That's what amazes me, you know, then the baseball coach, just what they wear when they uh after, you know, we get done with practice, they take the practice gear, we'll get done with the ball game and what they put on and what they what they wear to school. I mean, it's you know, we didn't wear pajamas to school. Pajamas to school. I think wear spandex that are or where them things are a little too tight, you know. A few of them, but we couldn't wear shorts to school. They were shorts, they were sweatpants, and I don't remember if we could wear them or not.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. It's just didn't ever we nobody ever wore sweatpants, so I mean I know he couldn't wear shorts, but uh girls uh wore dresses had to be below their knee. So yeah, you just couldn't, it wasn't the same back then.

SPEAKER_02

It wasn't the same back then that they wear now and the shoes, like I said, some of them wear those lugs or whatever they're called, and they wear uh excuse me, crops and stuff like that. So yeah, just the dress, just the overall dress, and they don't care.

SPEAKER_03

My daughter would wear, like I said, she'd wear sweatpants and hoodies and just all the time.

SPEAKER_02

So speaking of that, I our our kids went to who was it they went and saw? Do you know the name of that person?

SPEAKER_03

Ross something.

SPEAKER_02

Ross, yeah, they went to, was he one of those twins off one of them shows?

SPEAKER_03

No, he was on uh what was he on? Oh my god, I can't think of it.

SPEAKER_02

Anyway, our daughters went to a concert here at the University of Southern Indiana. It was a a Disney star, a former one that outgrew it and then went out on a singing tour, whatever the hell he does. So I don't know. So while we're down here at Avonsville tonight, just killing time, finding something to do, to that concert's over, then we go back and pick them up and do what that's nice looking motorcycle there. Green, green, green, green, yeah, neon green. So yeah. Birds over there. What do you think about that thing doing going to the moon and flying, doing a flying around the moon a couple of times?

SPEAKER_03

Pretty cool. Yeah. Um, I'm waiting for the conspiracy theorists to say it didn't happen. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that's gonna happen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Uh yeah, I I didn't read it, I didn't focus on it too much. I just heard about it and seen it, seen him talk about it a couple times.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Uh so yeah, I'm sure there are gonna be people say it didn't happen. And yeah, where are we consuming? Well, speaking of that, I got a text from Jeremy the other day. Last my cousin Jeremy. Yeah, it was uh The Contrails Wednesday, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you sent me that same the con trail. What the fuck or chemtrails or whatever?

SPEAKER_03

I said, yeah, there's a lot of them out there if you believe that.

SPEAKER_02

What the fuck is the chemtrail? I have no idea. I mean, is it something in the sky that you see?

SPEAKER_03

I I mean I'm assuming that everybody thinks that the air the jets are putting out chemicals, you know, and spreading it around or whatever, but contrail.

SPEAKER_02

That's that's just the air, that's the air coming off the wings.

SPEAKER_03

It's it's it is it's not that at all. There's several people that think it is, and yeah, he sent me that too, and I just said, Really?

SPEAKER_02

And he goes, Yeah. I said nothing. Fucking crazy dude.

SPEAKER_03

I said, if you if that's what you believe, there's a lot of it out there. Yeah, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I'm looking now, I don't see no chemtrails or whatever the hell they're called. There was one earlier going over there, but yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

So yeah, it is that's a weird thing to think about, I guess.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. Well, I hadn't heard anything the first time was that when we was at uh what was it, the national championship football game he was at the house? Yeah, he's talking about talking about them at 10 trails or whatever.

SPEAKER_03

He's a good dude, but he's full of it.

SPEAKER_02

He's full of shit. Yeah, he's the other, he's one of the clueless dudes that's truly clueless.

SPEAKER_03

Not gonna say that.

SPEAKER_02

He's my cousin, so he's clueless. He's a cousin, but I consider him more of a brother than see there's another one flying by. Yeah. But yeah, he's more like a brother. And old Bobby truly clueless.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So yeah, here's a little lot people look at tonight, so he's a little too old to be wearing stuff like that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So got her gut hanging out. Gotta pull her shirt up so they can see her fat ass belly.

SPEAKER_03

I can't talk about fat ass belly because mine's sticking out too.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. Trying to do something with it, but I've lost a little bit since uh lost 10 pounds, but it ain't because I wanted to. Just because I've gotten sick. I started taking this, I was telling you guys the other night at fruit and vegetables, and it's kind of helped a little bit with bodily functions, let's put it that way. Regulare. So, you know. Taking that. She's just out talking her dog for tonight. Like, make over here, I gotta take a shed over here. There's a bush over here. I got a penis bush. Yeah, again, we're just sitting here watching people. What we do a lot, just people watch, laugh, laugh at them, talk about old times and current shit too sometimes. So we went to a local place and ate tonight, uh, cross-eyed cricket, which wasn't that good tonight.

SPEAKER_03

No, a little left to be desired. Normally a pretty good place to eat tonight. Struggled.

SPEAKER_02

Didn't uh, you know, this didn't look like the regular people that usually worked there the last time we were there, so maybe they didn't, you know, cook as well, so that's a nice truck. Yeah, it is very nice truck. So, yeah. It was either that or cracker barrel, and we probably should have gone to Cracker Barrel.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's where the old people go to eat. We're pretty damn old.

SPEAKER_02

We're old now, so we're we get a discount, so we're old. So man, it sucks getting old. Everything hurts.

SPEAKER_03

All the time.

SPEAKER_02

Get up in the morning, everything hurts. Excuse me. Go to bed at night. Yeah, these ball games are killing, especially last night. I was r I really hurt my knees and hips and legs were really, really sore from all that freaking standing last night. So just an unusual win, not in a game, but you know. So there's lots of people come in and out of here though, you know. No, jumped out there and went. I wouldn't want to hollering. What is that? Oh, it's a little kid over in that man back here. I wouldn't want to I wouldn't uh or a truck. I wouldn't want to hit her, hell, she get hit to the front end of your car. From Angie's relation. Wasn't though, but just kind of looked like her a little bit Peg. Her cousin Peg. She's a liberal nutball.

SPEAKER_00

Liberal nutball.

SPEAKER_02

She is a liberal, a true liberal nutball. Like David Lewis, he's a he's he's he's a he has gone off his fucking nut.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

I don't have him on the book of I don't have him on the book of faith, so. It's it's it's getting hilarious. It's just some of the stuff he puts on there, it's getting hilarious. I mean, the uh conspiracy theory bullshit that he's putting on there is just hilarious. I mean, look at that dude. He's run 30 miles an hour through this. I'd be almost tempted to jump out in front of somebody and let them hit me if I knew I could slide up on their car and hit their window and not kill me. So yeah. Yeah, he is a nut. Pim and god dang that English lady, she's a fucking nut too.

SPEAKER_03

I don't have them, I don't want them.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, just now what's her name's coming back on there and putting stuff? Judy Dyke. So her and then her daughter put stuff on there. And Latana's been back on there putting stuff on there again. It's just like, God, people, give it a fucking rest.

SPEAKER_03

T D S.

SPEAKER_02

Yep, give it a rest. You know, you go on Facebook to connect with your friends that live a long, long way away, and then 80% of that shit's all political or fucking ads.

SPEAKER_03

When you live your life for nothing but politics, you have that's a rabbit hole you went down and cannot get out. Nope. I I don't want to spend my whole rest of my life talking worrying about that kind of stuff.

SPEAKER_02

So because I truly don't think it's as bad as what they because you know you see them on there giving these interviews and bashing the shit out of each other, and you know, show it when the cameras are off, when they all go out and eat together and they get a good laugh, but hey, you know, we gave we gave you know a good 30-second spot out there, and you know, you know, it's just what it is.

SPEAKER_03

So I don't care what your politics is. I mean, I I but you know, the people that that whatever he does is not enough or it's wrong, or he's he's a he's a felon, which he's never been convicted of it. They dropped the charges. You know. Uh I I just I'm you know, I if that's if that's all you think about, did I vote for him? Yes. Do I agree with most of what he says? Eh. I don't, you know, sometimes I think he needs to tone it down a little bit, but uh hey, whatever. Whatever keeps him pumping is fine with me.

SPEAKER_02

It was good for the first time around, you know.

SPEAKER_03

It was kind of something refreshing and new and but he now he but that's what I don't get. They they don't like him because he's not a politician. Yeah. And you got the elite idiot, I want to say this because I don't say it very often, these elite idiots out in Hollywood that that were you know kissing his ass for 40 years before he got into politics.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And uh now that he's now that he's not cowering to him, yeah, they don't like him.

SPEAKER_02

Well or the Democrats that he was giving donations to before he ran for president, you know, now they don't, he's the worst thing it ever is. So yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, so but yeah, I don't know. There's my political thought for the evening. I'm not I'm not an occult. I don't I don't, you know, I don't care. I don't my daily life is not politics 24-7. It's very rarely do I even talk about it.

SPEAKER_02

So I wish, you know, just uh and it's just you know, it's I think they do all this stuff just to raise prices up and make people depend more on the government for food stamps and welfare and all that shit, which you know, make people get out and get a damn job.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, what I don't really get is all the protesting. Yeah, well I mean I get if it get it's your right to protest. When you're telling me you're having a no-king protest, don't these people know that we don't have a king? Yeah, yeah. If we had a king, they wouldn't be doing that stuff. Yeah. You know? Yeah. So so I guess there's no kings that I guess they're doing a good job by yeah. We don't have a king, so they're doing good, I guess.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, that's enough political talk. I mean, you had a king, you had a queen out there technically, because you had uh the person he ran against didn't run through any of the primaries or anything, they just anointed her the next big thing. Next big thing, the queen, basically, and uh she well, you we all know how that turned out. So anyway, that's enough political talk. Um so we'll just go back to watching people walk in and out. So chit chat, that's nice, yeah. Now she's ugly as hell.

SPEAKER_03

I'm not talking about that.

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_03

I'm talking about her.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's baby.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, well it's not very ladylike, but probably a stripper.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yep, yep. So holy shit, look how far she got that seat pulled up. Leaved up like that. She must have a bad back or something. She's having a new traverse. She's from Iowa. She lost. Probably so. Yeah. She'd be lost. She'd be lost. These guys may be doing work in there tonight. They took a bunch of stuff in there. Yeah, they did, didn't they? Might gonna be doing a little bit of work. She didn't stay in there long unless it's a different one. No, no, she went somewhere different. So maybe get a cart or something. Yep, she went and got a cart. Anyway. Yeah. So those people in and out. So we used to didn't they used to have uh what was that barbecue place down there at the end? Now it's where that tie place is. Oh, what was that? We went there. Shilers?

SPEAKER_03

I don't think it was.

SPEAKER_02

It was one on Green River that burnt down.

SPEAKER_03

It may have been we went there one time and it closed back.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Wasn't the same, was it after the one they had over on Green River? No. Shilers, I think it was. I'm not 100% for sure. Anyway. Yeah, they really don't have any good. I mean, they have good barbecue places, but I mean, you know, bandanas and what's that other one?

SPEAKER_03

Mission.

SPEAKER_02

Mission, yeah. I like bandanas better, but yeah. Anyway, uh, yeah, so watch any pro baseball?

SPEAKER_03

A little bit here and there, not a whole lot. Do you play the same teams over and over again? I get tired of watching them.

SPEAKER_02

Same teams. I watched a little bit Philly in Arizona today. It you know, it was a pretty decent game for a while. Schwarber hit another big two-run bomb.

SPEAKER_03

And uh wife was off with surgery. I got to watch a couple games that were you know the White Sox and uh some other can't remember it was, but yeah. I don't know. I get I get bored pretty easy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So the Yankees started hot, but they've lost their last several games. I mean they got freaking, what was it? Hell the Ace, Oakland Ace swept them.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Pretty good games. Red started out eight and three, and now I don't know what they are.

SPEAKER_02

They lost their last two games. They basically got hell the Angels kicked their ass last two games. So they were playing, they were on plan when we we left the house coming get you. I think it was still zero to zero. It just started, so yeah. I was watching trying to watch a little Kansas City in the White Sox, but it was in a rain delay. So So it's raining in Kansas City. Maybe coming this over. Maybe 12 hours from now I'd be raining here. Yeah, it could possibly be. Alright, well, we're gonna end this episode and we're gonna be quiet and just sit here and people watch. You guys have a good night.

SPEAKER_03

Good night. See ya.