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Talk about your best and worst visit to the club.
Alright, we're back again with another episode of Poor Clueless Dudes, and we're all for here. Imagine that. Yeah. So uh you know, several days ago we kind of talked about Kim Trails, so it kind of went down some rabbit holes, but uh speaking of hoes, we're gonna talk about something today. So uh me and my buddy Tim here, the one that you know we uh kind of went to school together from kindergarten on up. Uh we were strip club aficionados for many years. So I just uh kind of want to get, you know, we got Bobby here and you know, cousin, Jeremy cousin. Of course, he's kind of like a brother too, because we hang out a lot. Better my own brother. My own brother's a fucking douchebag. Bobby's kind of like a brother too.
SPEAKER_02I'm I'm like church. I come time twice a year, Christmas and Easter.
SPEAKER_01I'm still douchebag.
SPEAKER_02We're all douchebags. So uh. And what I eat. So sort of what douchebou. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I had tacos for supper. And it took 50 seconds to chase down a rabbit hole.
SPEAKER_03So what do you want to talk about?
SPEAKER_01So uh we'll get these we'll get these two young guys first, Tim, and then uh we'll get me and you. So uh Bobby, give me your best and your worst experience at a strip club.
SPEAKER_02Uh I to tell you the truth, I didn't I didn't see the sense in wasting my money at a strip joint a lot, but I have been to a few. And uh best the best instance that I can remember is when I was in the army and I was with a bunch of my army buddies, and we was at a strip joint, and the guy put a dollar bill in his mouth, and a dancer came over to let him, and he dropped a quarter down it, and it landed right right in the slot. And uh and uh she giving me change? Nah, uh that was I guess it's not. No, we uh she didn't even get FU out of her mouth, and the bouncer had us all choke code and thrown out of the front door. So that was probably my funniest best time. Well, I don't know, that was my worst time.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Best time is is uh we was at a place down there in Evansville, they're off the Lower Expressway, and a heftier chick was dancing. Oh, is this where the Evansville Garage Doors is? Yes, yes, this was a good one. Is it a heftier, heftier lady?
SPEAKER_01Well, you obviously you know it. Yeah, heftier lady. So do we.
SPEAKER_02I don't remember the name of the Playboy. Was it Playboy?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, Club Playboy. Okay, so big bad betty from Ebbinsville.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, heftier woman decides to swing on the pole in between songs, and everything got quiet, and you could hear the pole going all the way down, and I found it amusing, I started laughing, and I ended up going out the front door again. So I I kind of that was a a sign that I didn't need to spend time in establishments like that in there.
SPEAKER_01The sign was when they have a daily lunch special. Yeah. Yes. That's your first sign. Yeah, that's your first sign, yeah. That was up on Diamond Avenue.
SPEAKER_02That was the she lounge up at Diamond Avenue. And that was pretty good lunch. I mean, we'd stop in there for lunch. That was pretty good lunch. Yeah. Good lunch. But that's my I don't I'm not I'm not much on the it seemed to me like it was a waste of money because I knew them women what didn't care, you know. You just they didn't like me, they just wanted my money, and if I'm gonna do that, you didn't get the right ones.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you got the right ones, dude.
SPEAKER_02Well, yeah, but I can I mean I could spend half the money at countryside to get as many women as I could out of a strip joint.
SPEAKER_01Our times were not the same as your times. No, they were they were a lot different. They were different.
SPEAKER_03Here's the way you have to do that. If I'm buying drinks, you're drinking what I want you to drink. Yes. And it it wasn't now when we first started going, yeah, they were trying that stuff, but when you win as much as we did, you learn the rule, you learn how they play the game, yeah. No, no, you're you're gonna drink what I want you to drink, or you're not gonna drink with me. Yeah. And that's the way it went. So go ahead, I'm sorry. Your turn, Jeremy.
SPEAKER_01Well, like Bobby said, I didn't I didn't freak with them much. I mean, we did go sometimes. Probably the best one was me and a couple close friends. You guys probably know them, and I'm not gonna say any names. We went to a Colts game one day at one time in Indianapolis, and we went to the it's called the Red Garter. Downtown Indianapolis there. That was probably one of the better strip clubs I've been in. Uh we were shooting pull, and damn girls would come over there and get up on the table. Yeah. Like the ball disappeared. Uh yes, sir. Yeah. Then spit it back out at you? Yes.
SPEAKER_02Just when you thought that eight ball was in that corner pocket. And then uh they come popping back out in a little bit.
SPEAKER_01You know, a little sticky. Uh gosh, I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Whole new version of it.
SPEAKER_01Probably the worst one that I saw was down there, you know, in Evansville. The same one you were just talking about.
SPEAKER_02That must have been, yeah, that must have been a one of the top establishments.
SPEAKER_01One of the ladies bad, she took us out to the back alley there, and uh, I had first time I ever seen a cigarette be in held through the uh vagina. Did you blow it out of her mouth? That's the whole goddamn place. So yeah, I mean that was the worst. That was pretty bad. I mean, you know, I'd go in there and unless you blew smoke rings. It's just it just wasn't.
SPEAKER_03Was that just wasn't non-alcoholic?
SPEAKER_01No. No, no.
SPEAKER_03What was the one that was non-alcohol?
SPEAKER_01That was the one.
SPEAKER_03No, this is before pony. This is uh was it over? Evansville Gros Doors was, yes.
SPEAKER_01Because it was uh it was uh it may have been before we when I well it might you know, matter of fact, now that you bring that up, I think it was about it.
SPEAKER_03It was not because I we had to pay here here's it's probably one of my worst ones, I guess, maybe. So I'll just chime in here.
SPEAKER_01State for a good one, though.
SPEAKER_03Well, yeah, but I'm just gonna a story for that one, yeah. Right. And uh I we went, and I don't know, I don't think you were with me, but there was four or five guys that went, and you you might have been there, but we went in this place not knowing what it was. We just thought it was a strip joint, you know? Yeah. And uh they they wanted ten dollars to get in the door. Uh sound of a bit. I never had to pay to get in at a door. Yeah. So then you go in there and you sit down, and we we don't sit at the stage. We sit, you know, thir two or three rows away from the stage, and they're coming up and taking drink orders, and I'm going, uh, Miller Light, whatever you got, you know, something like that. And she goes, No, sir, we don't serve alcohol here. Uh, what the same hell do you serve? $12 cranberry juice. Well, yeah, the cranberry juice soda, orange juice. I'm like, well, no, I'm not staying here. You know, so yeah, that was that that I think that was when it first opened.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03So they took it all off, didn't they? Yeah, they and that's why you couldn't drink because they took everything off. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Where was the one? Where's that one down in Kentucky? Uh that was grandma, uh, across your grandma's kitchen. Grandma's kitchen. You could take your own beer in there. Yeah, that wasn't a bad place. It's closed now. Yeah, it's uh lumber of the place now.
SPEAKER_03We we went back. I went back there two or three weeks later, but we were already drunk. Oh, yeah. So you just have to get drunk to go to it.
SPEAKER_01That's the one that was uh one night a week it was a singles bar, one night a week it was college night, and it had a gay night, and then it had the Evansville.
SPEAKER_03Overhead doors was there, right in front of the old well Evansville one to was a welding supply place there. Club playgirl or club playboy or something like that.
SPEAKER_02I remember that one place over there off of uh uh it was like uh on Wednesday night was Penny Beer Night, it was the only night what was that the one off Franklin Street? Something Franklin or one of them streets back here.
SPEAKER_03There was a there was one that Madonna went to that was like that. It was a strip joint and it was a gay night.
SPEAKER_02So it was yeah Wednesday night was Penny Beer Night, and that was the only night. Yeah, League of the Rome was there. Man, I remember you speaking. She was there.
SPEAKER_01I'll go into that store after we get done with this and go to the club. So tell us the best male strip club you went to, Mark. Yeah, well, yeah. Go ahead, Tim.
SPEAKER_03I I I don't know. I I there's been a few good ones.
SPEAKER_02I I did um Mike was wanting to start his own call Weasels. Pop goes the Weasel, Weasels, Mike's Weasels nightclub.
SPEAKER_03I I can remember going to the She Lounge one night with a bunch of guys, and and uh uh there was a young lady there that was uh really cute, okay, and she was not the same color that I was. But she was good at what she did. And uh we we'd been there for a couple hours, you know, people were drinking, and and the guys I was with were drinking, and one guy had never been there before in his life or anything like that, and we were getting relieved. Well, she somebody's hollering at me, and it's her. She's hollering at me. Well, I I come back and she gets me a kiss on the cheek and stick something in my shirt pocket. Well, I just turned around and walked out. Didn't didn't read it, didn't and this guy that was with me goes, What'd you put in your pocket? What you put in your pocket? I said, I don't know, I haven't read it. He goes, Well, read it, read it. I said, No, I'm not reading it right now. I'll read it later. That was probably one of the better nights. I I hooked up with her a few times, you know. Uh she's the lady that uh she invited me back to her apartment, and I was in the bathroom, and uh I kept hearing something in the bathtub. I'm like, what the hell is that? And uh I was taking a leak and I got done and I I turned around, the shower curtain was closed, you know, and I peeked in that shower curtain. It's one of them frickin' white and yellow anaconda, python, whatever you want. Some bitch in there slithering around. I walked out of there and I said, We're leaving. She said, What? I said, she goes, Oh, I guess you met, I can't think of what your damn name was. I said, I am not gonna stay in the same freaking apartment with that. I don't care. Absolutely not. That's not happening. Yeah, but I think probably one of the better nights we had, we were at the chances are, and uh Mike and I were in there, of course we were in there quite a bit, so they knew us. Quite a bit, they knew us really well, and there was a couple of guys in there that were talking shit to the girls, you know. And I I we didn't like it, and I just proceeded to tell this guy and say, hey, look, dude, shut up. You know, if you don't like it, leave. Leave. Just leave. You're you're running into the fun for everybody. And it ain't like there was, you know, 100 guys in there. There's probably maybe 10 or 15 people in there. And the other guy popped off to me, and then well then when he hears this, he's up and we're in each other's face, and and they're the girls are getting a little worried what's gonna happen. And I just turned and looked at Mike and I looked at him and we just nodded at each other, and he grabbed one, I grabbed one, we just carried him outside, you know. Just threw him outside the damn door. Well, it just happened the damn cops were sitting there. And uh I guess I don't know who called the law, but we were about to go to jail. Yeah, and then the bartender, who was what, a six foot two female. Yeah, she was cool as hell. She was cool as hell, and she and the the officer was getting ready to put us in cuffs, and and this little knobby and eagle subfitch was just yapping at me, you know. And and I I just said, Look, dude, I told the cop, I said, Look, man, this there was no fight. I said, We just took him out. We just we just threw him out. That's all we did. Well, do you work here? And you hear you hear this lady goes, yes, they work here. And cop turns around and tells those guys, I said, You leave. Now, we need guy turns around, looks at me, and says something to me, and I said, dude, I'm gonna knock your ass out. Yeah, right here where you stand. If you if you keep yapping, you're like a little dog. You just keep yapping. And so we went back in, and hell we end up at end up working there a little bit, and they not a whole lot, but you know, if they if they were having troubles. Free beer. We got free beer for every time we went in there, you know. It's kind of cool. Uh I I don't think I really had a bad time. Yeah, I can't think of a bad can't think of a bad time we had. Of course, again, we were there a lot. Yeah, yeah. Not just there, we were at all of them a lot.
SPEAKER_01Uh I can remember going to uh I think a bad time kind of timing because my my good time's gonna kind of go on that a little bit. I think the bad time was when we that one stripper warned us to go be secure. That's where I was that's where I was going. We had nothing to protect her with.
SPEAKER_03It was not a fun time, but it was still not a horrible time.
SPEAKER_01We were in what tennis then, weren't we?
SPEAKER_03No, we went to Ferdinand. Ferdinand, okay. We walked into this, we walked into the same thing. We walked into this, we walked into the busybody, yeah, and this young lady walked up to me and said, Hey, I need a favor I'd never seen before in my life. And I go, Well, boy, what do you need? She goes, I I have a show to do in Ferdinand, Indiana. Do you know? Can you take me there? What's in it for me? She said, Well, we can talk about that later. I said, Well, I if I I'm game if he's game. I think you were driving. Yeah. He drove.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03So we get to this community center in Ferdinand. She goes in this little freaking closet to change. Well, I'm in there, I'm in there with her at the community center. And Ferdinand. And there now, when I tell you there was a love, I bet there was a hundred guys.
SPEAKER_01I don't know what it was.
SPEAKER_03There was a lot of guys.
SPEAKER_02Not a club is meeting.
SPEAKER_03No, it was a club. It was a uh it was a bachelor party.
SPEAKER_01Baxter party.
SPEAKER_03There was a lot of guys, and it was just me and Mike.
SPEAKER_01Redneck motherfucker. Redneck somebody.
SPEAKER_03And I'm I'm I'm standing in there talking to her, and then Mike goes, dude, what the fuck are we gonna do? Yeah. He goes, We have nothing to fend these somebody stuff with. There was a freaking two by four in the corner. I reached over and grabbed my hands up and said, Here, take care of the dude.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I said, Eat motherfuckers move off, and I'll hit you with a two by four.
SPEAKER_03He's playing, he's getting ready to play the music, and I walk out. Oh, you know, again, I don't look like I do now. I was working out all the time, and and I walk out and I I grab the chair and I sit the fucking chair in the center. I said, Who's the guy getting married? And he walks over there, he sits down, and he sits on his hands. I don't know why. That's common. I said, You're smart. I said that I said, now here's the thing. You touch her, it wasn't his first time doing that if he automatically set on his hands. I said if he didn't before she's gonna dance if you touch her. Do you see that guy standing right over there? I said he's gonna knock you the fuck out with that two by four. And I said, that goes that goes for everybody standing here. That one guy goes, there's only two of you. I said, I don't give a fun fuck. You some bitches don't scare me. You're gonna think there's a hundred of them. I said, You don't scare me. I got two by four. I'm in the I'm looking over at my going, we are screwed now. So I go back in the closet dressing room when I saw it.
SPEAKER_02The smartest guy in the whole group figured out the mathematics was working in their favor. Yeah, well, it's not gonna bother me then.
SPEAKER_03Back then I didn't give shots.
SPEAKER_01I'll give a fuck. I'm gonna hit the first guy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, we're gonna get fucking shots in because I I was gonna be that fucking groom was gonna get hurt. Yeah, because he was gonna be the first one I hit.
SPEAKER_01If I hit the first guy, then they probably don't want none.
SPEAKER_03Well, yeah. So then she comes out and she dances a couple, two or three dances once she goes back in the dressing room.
SPEAKER_01And the closet.
SPEAKER_03And there's this little fuck, this guy had, I bet he was 50 fucking years old. Little bitty short motherfucker. He goes, hey buddy, hey buddy, go, what up? He goes, hey, uh, got a question for you. I said, what? He goes, can I buy her underwear? I go, what? He goes, can I buy her underwear? I go fuck, I don't know. You ask, I'm not wearing them. You need to ask her. I don't know. And he's fucking sitting in the corner, just fucking dying laughing. And this guy, man, I want to buy her underwear. I said, What the fuck you want to do with her underwear, dude? I'm gonna take home with my wife. Where my wife? I go, Oh my god. You're a fucking freak, dude. Yeah, and so I walk in the reason why not to hang out establishments. I walk in this, I walk in there and I said, hey. I said, you ain't gonna believe this. She said, what? I said, we got paid well. I said, there's this fucking dude out here that wants to buy your goddamn white panties. She goes, really? I go, yeah. She goes, what do you want to do with him? She don't want to fucking know. She said, tell him $250. So I walk out the door, I said, $300, it's yours. She told him, I walk in there and goes, he goes, I'll take them. I said, are you fucking serious? So he gives me $300 and I walk in. I said, hey, give me, I don't give a fuck if they're used, not used. She goes in and gets a fucking brand new pair. Not a brand new pair, but she hadn't been more. And she gives a handsome to me and I take them out and tell him it's give me the money. Yeah. He hands me $300. I walk over, give him $100. I take $100 and I give her $100. We had that was a pretty fun. Yeah, that was not a real smart move on our. No, it was fun, though. It was fun, but it was not a smart move. It was it was not a fun. And I'm thinking, god damn, I never expected to be that many people there. And he walked. Especially in Burton, and there ain't that many people there to begin with.
SPEAKER_01There's a lot of rural area, buddy. Well, and he comes in and goes, dude, we have nothing. Nothing. There was nothing.
SPEAKER_03Nothing. I said there's a fucking two-by-four right here. So yeah, it was he was fucking playing music and I was. We come in carrying that fucking little cassette player.
SPEAKER_01Sets it over there. Did you was you walking around like uh walking tall Jim Doug?
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah. But it was fun, it was cool. We had some fun times doing that kind of shit.
SPEAKER_01That was probably my worst too, because you know, most of the time we were together, you know, there all the time. I don't think very many times we didn't go together.
SPEAKER_03Again, I didn't have a whole lot of bad times. Yeah. That wasn't, you know, it was that was scary. Yeah once you fucking figure out, oh, uh, there's a hundred of these motherfuckers or two of us. Yeah. And I I don't, I told her, I said, if I said, if this goes fucking sideways, honey, I said, I don't know if we can. I was on the other side of one of those.
SPEAKER_01They had a thing at the uh Hazleton Hilltop. Uh had a private show like that one time. Okay. This this is great. Wasn't that good?
SPEAKER_03I had a had a buddy that we knew that was a steak hop, and I'm not gonna mention his name, but uh he he was with us, with me and another guy that wasn't a little bit older than us. Crazy and uh we were at the Busybody and there was a lady there that was I don't know if she was in a sin. I don't know anyway. She was she was cute. She came out wearing a leather fucking skirt and she lays that leather skirt down in front of us. Now, this guy, when we the first time we ever took him, he ordered a what the fuck was it? It was a girly drink. It was a little fucking red drink that you know how they got the stir straws? Yeah, and he was fucking drinking that like this. Uh and I looked at him, I said, dude, if you don't fucking stop that and order a real beer, rubber us and real drink, we're gonna get fucking killed. So he next time we go, he's he's all fucking all over the place, you know, and he's fucking drinking and he's wired up and a little skinny motherfucker, and and she takes that leather skirt and lays it down beside us. Now he doesn't stay calm, okay? Yeah. He said, fucking stay calm. And he she leaves and leaves stage and he goes, he goes, he throws that fucking skirt at me and says, Here, Timmy, take this, I'm gonna go get the getaway car. I go, I'm not fucking taking this shit, you're fucking crazy. So he reaches up and takes it. We come home, we go to, we go to, we come back home, and we go to the other guy's house. Okay. And we're sitting there and it's fucking two o'clock in the morning, and we're just fucking lit up like a Roman candle, and he disappears, and he comes back about fucking three, four minutes later wearing that fucking skirt. Skirt. And I'm going, you gay son of a bitch. He was dead. I said, take that some of it's off. And I and I had to take it back, and I told her, I said, I don't know who took this, and I don't know where it came from, but I'm gonna assume this is yours. Well, I don't know where that went. I said, Well, I do, but we're gonna keep my mouth shut. Yeah, that's for a different story for it.
SPEAKER_01So back to the Ferdinand thing, so you she said two fifty, you said three hundred, you keep the fifty?
SPEAKER_03No, I I gave him a hundred, I took a hundred, she took a hundred. We split it all up. That was uh and she paid I I can't remember what she paid us. I don't remember.
SPEAKER_01I it was it was thirty years ago. Yeah. Or more it'd been longer than that, probably been forty years ago, that average. I've got an old couple up there that the guy's on oxygen. If someone wants to ask you, hey, did you happen to buy a pearl panties? I didn't even buy a pair of panties back in the day. It's like my ox and it's my best.
SPEAKER_02Don't you know about it?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. My best was, you know, they're just a big thing.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he's gonna go get them and bring them to you and show you.
SPEAKER_01Throwing those two bucks out. But the other part of that is when all that shit was going on, the Grim Reapers were there. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and they uh come up there and we went back in there and they said, Anybody fucks with you guys, you just let us know, we'll take care of. Here we go. So you guys are you guys are welcome anytime you want to come to our house.
SPEAKER_02What was the one that was near the green reaper? There were chances are chances. Right next to the door near the house, grim reaper.
SPEAKER_03There had a fence in the parking lot buttled up against that fence.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we were doing the billboard above that one day whenever the cops raided. Yeah, they were timing up. They were at old she lounge then. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Was that just here not too long ago, right?
SPEAKER_02No, this was like 20 something years ago.
SPEAKER_03And they were probably still at this one. There's the one right there across from the billboard. It got busted again. They had moved it from there to the old She Lounge, and they got busted.
SPEAKER_01When the feds got them, they was in the She Lounge. Yeah, She Lounge.
SPEAKER_02They had that one next, chances are, which I don't think them buildings are even there. They're gone. We're on a billboard on this side on right above them, and you could see the FOP on the other side of the Lord Expressway. Yeah. And all the cops were over there at the FOP getting ready. And we're like, look at all the cops over there. And we're sitting there watching all that, and all of a sudden they left camera right underneath us, and we're standing up on top of a billboard watching the whole thing. Breaking the door, yanking dudes out, cuffing them, throwing them, taking them off. And we're standing up there thinking, oh my god.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02They didn't see us up here, they're gonna think we're the ones that knocked them out, and they're gonna come kill us next time they see us on a billboard. And uh that was that was an interesting situation there. Look, I'm sure there was some there was some uh I've got they ran that, right? Didn't they run the chances are?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but one of my better ones was that night we went with uh David Coltman. Yeah, David Coltman, we went to what was it called?
SPEAKER_03Golden Slipper. It was uh it used to be the Main Street. Is that off Main Street? Main Street. Right. Well, we're Lloyd Expressway and and and what is that? St. Joe, not St. Joe, uh it's back this way where it goes to Hacienda's there and uh First Avenue. Yeah, I don't know what it was called. It was called the Golden Slipper, but it was something else before that.
SPEAKER_01Anyway, we're in there with him and he's buying us alcohol.
SPEAKER_03He told us to get to go. I think they're making this. No, no, no. It was no it was it was something else that was a it was a it was a really popular one back in the 70s and 80s, but then they it shut down this place bought it. Yeah, there was a night there was a nightclub dance club at the studio.
SPEAKER_01So no, this this could this could be this is this is kind of good and bad all rolling the way because we were there, you remember that stripper that had that leopard skin? Yeah, the one that came up and wanted uh me to take her home.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And I ended up because she lived uh down Green River on uh uh on the right hand side, what the hell, Eastern Green or Green Something apartments? Yeah. Down there. Yeah, okay. So I went up by the timbers. No, no, no, way no, the other way. Oh, yeah, that's it. Yeah, Eastern Green or Green Something. Anyway, I was working at uh TJ Maxx, I guess I was I think I was working at TJ Maxx or somewhere, but anyway, I called and said, Hey, yeah, I'm gonna be here early lunch, and I'll come over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, one thing led to another and went in there generated not boots and she had fucking hair. All the way treasure trail. And I just I just it just blurted out this ask her, you didn't used to be a dude, did you? Oh there.
SPEAKER_02But yeah. All like up, how far up did it go, dude?
SPEAKER_01All wet to the tits. But it was just a very thin, thin, yeah, but it no treasure trim. But anyway.
SPEAKER_02Nah, I ain't never seen that before.
SPEAKER_01So uh she was good looking too. Damn, she was good looking. He had implant tits, that's why it was making me think. But uh but if it hey, if it wasn't, it was a good piece of air.
SPEAKER_03The funny part about this was this kid comes up to us and we're at my house out on just well, I live in a little trailer down on First Street there at Owensville. Yeah, me and Mike's hanging out, you know.
SPEAKER_01I ain't done yet either. I gotta finish the story. Go ahead. Go ahead on game, go ahead. But so anyway, uh, she told me that she was a history professor, like at Vincent University, or or no, she didn't tell me where she taught at. She just said she was a college professor. I said, cool. So uh we were just dating. We weren't married yet. And uh she was, you know, she was just starting college. I mean, it was right after she graduated high school, and so I said, Yeah, I'll take you up there. I said, there's I got some friends that go up there, I'll meet them. So anyway, we're up here on the floor and she's in a class, and I'm sitting out there in the hallway, and here she fucking come out the door. She saw me, and I saw her. She goes, Well, what are you doing? You come here to see me, and I go, uh no, I'm here with my fiance, seem to be wife. She's like, oh, it's time for me to go outside. She don't know about her.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, well, my wife doesn't know about that. Oh, she doesn't really listen to that.
SPEAKER_01I'll probably knock her up because I bucked the shit out of her. Unless it's a guy.
SPEAKER_03The funny part to get to that stuff is this kid walks up to me, comes to the house, and he goes, Hey, do you guys want to go with strip joints tonight? And I, ah, fuck, I don't know. We don't I don't have fucking no money. I don't have any money to go, you know. Yeah. You know, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy. Oh, okay. Fuck yeah, we'll go. You're buying. This motherfucker had like $20 or two fucking name. So two rounds, it's fucking gone. So I'm pissed off. So me and now me and Mike's fucking buying our own goddamn booze, you know. Yeah. He goes, man. He goes, you buy me once. No, fuck you, dude. Yeah. You got me down here under false fucking bullshit. False treatment. He goes, what are you, what am I supposed to do? I said, I don't know, just fucking act drunk. Just fucking act drunk, man. I don't give a fuck what you do. Then this son of a bitch fucking leaves me with him and takes off to some fucking, well, I don't know, her. Probably her chemtrail. Yeah, pulling her chemtrail down to the her dude trail. Look, there was there was some those girls that were there just to fucking make money and that's it. Yeah. They would go dancing these back in the dressing room, and that's it.
SPEAKER_02Well, I I hung around the real good buddy of mine, he dated a girl that uh danced there, the one there on Stringtown.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's that one we were that's the one where I saw the Tasmanian devil.
SPEAKER_01That's well, that's when we met Pink Lady. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. So he would, you know, he, hey, you know, let's go down there and and I'm like, man, I don't want to go hang out every night at a trip joint like this. Yeah, the other night when we uh But he's like, but he made it work, you know, hey, look, all the beer you can drink for free. Yeah, I'm like, okay. I was set up that way too for a while. So and I was the one that had the vehicle, so I'm you know, he needed to ride down there because he didn't have a car. So that was part of the deal. We go down there, he which I thought was odd to begin with, is you go down there and watch your girlfriend get naked for all these other guys. But I thought, I'm getting free beer out of the deal. I play pool back here in the back, no big deal. And this went on for weeks, weeks and weeks and weeks, every night of the week. Go down there, free beer. She'd go up there and dance, get done dancing and bring us money, and we'd buy pictures of beer with that money and just sit back here and drink on that long. She'd get done, she'd ride back home with us, blah, blah, blah. Three or four or five weeks into it. Next thing you know, she's got this friend. She's letting me hook up with her friend. I'm like, I'm not dating a stripper, there ain't no way. Nah, I'm not into this. I'm just coming down here and getting free beer and playing pool. Two or three nights later, we got we got a private party we're gonna go do. And my buddy, he was jealous type anyway. You know, kind of one of them guys that went off the handle and she even looked at another guy. I thought, oh my god, this is where everything's gonna go south. Not gonna be good. She's going, she's trying to say, you know, we're gonna go do this private party, and knowing he was getting ready to go ballistic, and I'm like, I just bought as much beer as I could, chugged it down, thinking, this is it, this is it, the last one. Not gonna be able to do this no more. And he was off to the races, and surprised we didn't go to jail, but yeah, I thought that this is that was probably about my last time I hung around a strip bar like that because I knew it was gonna go bad.
SPEAKER_03I walked I was working with two guys, two older guys. And they were both, they both enjoyed going to strip joints. Yeah. Well, the one guy was uh he would go down there and he would, if these girls got in trouble, he would bail them out of jail. And if they went to the halfway house or whatever, he would go pick them up and take them. Well, they they got this bright idea. They lived down by the I don't know if you know what the red cover bridge is down way down the fucking bottoms. This one guy did.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03They decided they was gonna have a party. And they invited all the fucking strippers. All the strippers. And another guy I worked with who it was straight fucking edge. He didn't get in trouble, he didn't, he just drank beer, he didn't, he was married, had kids, and they paid him to come cook a hog, roast a hog. And I was I had this 84 Transam, and I was in Mount Carmel working out, and I come back and I was going down there. I'm thinking that fucking ain't gonna be nobody there, you know. It was on a Saturday Saturday afternoon, Saturday night, and I roll in there about 5 30, and that fucking place was packed, and there was fucking women everywhere.
SPEAKER_02Oh, dude.
SPEAKER_03And and I I I I roll in there, and this guy that they're he's having at his house, he's he's in love with one of these creepers. Yeah, he was taking her to the mall, buying her clothes and shit. And he was I roll up, he's sitting on his stoop, okay, in a in a double, or a whole double wide. He was sitting on his stoop crying. Crying. I go, Bill, what's the matter with you, man? He goes, I go, got all these damn women here. Why are you crying about? He goes, she's in her fucking my little boy. Her son was in her fucking his girlfriend. And he was crying. God damn, there's 40 other women here, dude. Go find one of them and he's mad as I want to God damn, dude. He's the one that paid, he's the one I like like that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03He would go down there and he would drive and he'd buy my beer. Yeah. Just so he could have somebody go down or go down there fast. Then me and him started going down every fucking down Emsville every now of the week.
SPEAKER_01Seemed like it. Yeah, the strip club or a dance club bar. That's some good times there too. All right. Well, we just wanted to share some of our experiences at uh uh the differences, you know, me and Tim going and these other two going. I didn't care for it. We were a few years older than them, so that was just part of the part of the routine of us going out, and then you know, the more we went, the go to the strip joints first, yeah, and then you go to the clubs.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. Because the clubs didn't there wasn't nobody there until 10 or 12 o'clock. Yeah. We'd stay at the strip joints, get there by eight o'clock and stay until ten or eleven and go to the clubs.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. All right. Well, that ends this episode of four classless clueless dudes. Well, I just said that on purpose. Anyway. Have a good night. Later. Peace out. See ya.
