Big Uke
Big Uke is a man of strong opinions, stronger beverages, and absolutely no formal qualifications. A recurring voice of reason on What Were We Saying? - if your definition of “reason” includes ranking poolside cocktails with the intensity of a Supreme Court ruling. Big Uke brings unearned confidence and earned charisma to every segment.
Known for delivering Top Ten lists that feel both deeply researched and completely improvised, he has the rare ability to unravel on air while insisting he is, in fact, the only one holding the show together. Equal parts dive-bar philosopher and mall food court critic, Big Uke stands firmly on hills no one else noticed were there.