Tubesox
Tubesox is a broadcaster in the same way raccoons are urban planners - relentless, curious, and occasionally knocking over something that wasn’t his. As co-pilot of What Were We Saying?, he specializes in confident detours, unnecessary deep dives, and introducing segments with the energy of a man who just found the aux cord at a house party.
A self-appointed curator of grievances, Tubesox treats minor inconveniences like federal cases and sizzling restaurant plates like personal enemies. Not grumpy. Never grumpy. Just deeply committed to the idea that things could be 12% better, and someone has to say it out loud.
If Big Uke is the steady hand on the wheel, Tubesox may very well be the guy leaning out the window narrating the road trip - loudly, passionately, and occasionally into the wrong microphone.