Edgar Lassiter
Edgar is a man who claims to be the producer (a title that traditionally involves things like booking guests, checking audio levels, or knowing where the patch cords are), yet has pivoted hard into referring to himself exclusively as “The Chairman.”
This man has never chaired a meeting in his life.
He doesn’t produce the show. He presides over it. From a bean bag chair.
He introduces himself to people like we’re running a Fortune 500 company, and not two guys arguing about ranch dressing and smart fridges.
You say, “Hey Edgar….” He says, “That’s Chairman to you.”
Buddy. You once forgot to hit record.
The only thing you chair is the awkward silence when a bit doesn’t land.
Long live The Chairman. May his reign over absolutely nothing continue indefinitely.