Ep 4- Eureka! Leukaemia!?

In the fourth episode of Death Drop Dead, Boo! Khakii and Cl!toraaa Hood talk all things "coming out" , read spooky stories, dive into a NEW Cl!toraaa's Cursed Counties, and take a look inside their paranormal playbook. 

What are Boo! and Cl!toraaa's favourite horror films? Would you trust a greasy truck driver? Boo!'s a Heterosexual?!

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Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:14

I'm a dinosaur, not real.

SPEAKER_04 0:19

Oh bit my oh gosh.

SPEAKER_05 0:24

Come on, give us a moan. Well she did put Eureka you found me.

SPEAKER_03 0:29

Eureka, leukemia. Like you're horrid.

SPEAKER_00 0:33

I rang my mum. I've had 20 pack of rich.

SPEAKER_02 0:36

Not sausages, the fags. Um skinless, lovely. I love a story. Why why are you laughing? Because I'm picturing you're a pterodactyl.

SPEAKER_05 0:48

What's that?

SPEAKER_02 0:48

Skinny. Oh. So the mum and daughter's got the same taste in men.

SPEAKER_05 0:54

Ow. He's having an affair with the dead man.

SPEAKER_02 0:57

Honestly, spooky skin. Ollie, hola. Hey.

SPEAKER_06 1:02

Hey.

SPEAKER_02 1:03

You guys.

SPEAKER_05 1:05

You're from the Goonies.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

I am from the Goonies.

SPEAKER_05 1:08

Hola.

SPEAKER_01 1:09

That is Glitora Hood, the Spanish Queen.

SPEAKER_05 1:11

That is Bucaki, the English dickhead. And this is episode. My voice broke, but we can make it.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

I love the operatic effect.

SPEAKER_02 1:29

We've got Jurigi in the builder. Oh, stop it. Oh, hello. I have actually okay. Ready. Oh. Hello. Oh, it's all wired up to Helabia. Please don't. Disgusting. We're absolutely feral.

SPEAKER_05 1:47

Yeah. So this. Sorry, I might me talking now.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

Yeah, she wants to speak. I've got to shut up.

SPEAKER_05 1:52

So this is the podcast that will give you thrills.

SPEAKER_02 1:56

Chills.

SPEAKER_05 1:56

And there's a little tea spill.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

Little tea spills. We haven't said that on the last couple of episodes, have we? I actually don't know. No, we haven't. Oh, really? Yes. That is our little slogan. Is that slogan? I don't know. Yeah, I think I think so. Yes, we should start saying it more, you know, branding and all of that.

SPEAKER_05 2:16

Yes, brigading, ding, ding, ding.

SPEAKER_02 2:17

Brigading, ding, ding. So yeah, that it oh, that is us. I can't talk right now. No, how have you been? Tell me all. I've been alright. Yeah, what you've been up to, darling.

SPEAKER_05 2:31

What have I been up to? It's the half term from school.

SPEAKER_02 2:35

Oh, busy.

SPEAKER_05 2:36

Yeah, I mean, so I've been with kitty kid kiddie kidding kids, not just random kids, my own.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

Yeah, with her own. She hasn't just gone to a park and said, hmm, I like that one and this one. Um you look cute. No, she's not a nonce.

SPEAKER_05 2:49

No, I have my own children. Yeah. My teeth are stuck to my lips.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

Oh, you look like cat in the hat.

SPEAKER_05 2:55

Uh cat in the hat.

SPEAKER_02 2:57

Sorry, you don't. I need to, I've got to be very cautious. So with my outfit today, um, there's a high chance of a nip slip. So I do have nipple covers on.

SPEAKER_05 3:06

You do?

SPEAKER_02 3:06

I do. Yeah, I thought I'd be sensible.

SPEAKER_05 3:08

I should hope so. You fucking whore.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

I know. But I do like to show my parts. So the same parts.

SPEAKER_05 3:16

Apparently, I'm just here doing drag race references all day, all night. Um, yeah, book her.

SPEAKER_02 3:22

Pay me, pay her, it's needed. So, Claire, I love this little labia pink that you've got going on.

SPEAKER_05 3:29

Thank you. Why are you obsessed with labias?

SPEAKER_02 3:31

You know, gynecology.

unknown 3:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

But what like I I would just say it's hot pink. Well, no, because you are a raging lesbian. It is true. So we're gonna go in the worlds, in the world, in the worlds. Um, in the words of Janelle Monet, pink like the inside of your maybe.

SPEAKER_05 3:53

I actually don't know that song.

SPEAKER_02 3:55

Eh?

SPEAKER_05 3:55

No. And you're yeah, but I'm recent like it was a recent the last two years. It's a recent um coming out, so it is. Tell us your coming out story.

SPEAKER_02 4:05

What happened? What the well go on.

SPEAKER_05 4:08

My coming out story. I don't know what did happen. I became depressed, tried to kill myself. No, no, it's not the truth. It's not the truth. No, no, no. I was married to a man.

SPEAKER_00 4:25

Boo boring.

SPEAKER_05 4:27

Obviously, that's where my um two kids came from. Not him, they came from me. Exactly. My body. Um, your choice. Yes, my it's my body. You really want to talk about my body? I do. I just went, my body.

SPEAKER_01 4:43

We love it.

SPEAKER_05 4:44

Um, yeah, what's there more to say? We were on the way to the gym, yeah, and uh, I just went, I don't even know if I like men at all.

SPEAKER_02 4:52

The drama. So I was in the car, I was driving. Um, so originally, me and Clitty's ex-husband, um, we were like BFFs, and then I got introduced to Clitty, and basically we both left him. So poor guy. Poor guy, he's very nice. Um, so he'll love this. Um, so anyway, we were driving to the gym and I know. Oh, look at these games, and um Clitty then decided to blurt it out before all three of us are going for a gym session together. Yeah, awful. And it was so uncomfortable. The car went silent.

SPEAKER_05 5:32

But that isn't why we broke up, can I add? He gave me an automaton whether I could go out with Boo or stay at home. So I went out. No one tells me what to do. Correct, Diva.

SPEAKER_02 5:42

Diva, diva, diva.

SPEAKER_05 5:43

But yeah, we get on.

SPEAKER_02 5:44

Then he broke up with you.

SPEAKER_05 5:45

Yeah, he did. He did follow through with the ultimatum, at least.

SPEAKER_02 5:48

Like this word, yeah, correct. That was your coming out story. Yeah, it is. How about family?

SPEAKER_05 5:53

Family. Oh, I did the exact same thing, really. But yeah, my mum, I don't have a lot of family. Um, me mum and sister came round, and um, I went, Oh, by the way, guys, bisexual. And my six, yeah, at that point, um, my sister was like, Oh my god, this is so exciting! I'm not the only gay one in the family. My sister's younger than me, so don't even try it. Um and yeah, my mum was like, Oh wow, cool. And then when me and my ex split up, I was just I didn't really say anything to anyone, I just kind of went with it.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

Yeah, rock and roll.

SPEAKER_05 6:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:27

And now what is your identity?

unknown 6:30

Lesbian.

SPEAKER_06 6:31

Let's be honest.

SPEAKER_02 6:32

Just lesbian. Scissors. Oh my god. Fake, don't. Yeah. We can't bring up scissors. No. So quite a uh Merry coming out story. Sorry, are you a therapist? I am a therapist. Oh Mary! Please tell oh we're watching what we've no, we're not watching One Piece. We've watched One Piece season. So we won't give you spoilers, we won't.

SPEAKER_05 6:57

Yeah, Mary was in the first season, it's fine.

SPEAKER_02 7:00

I really need to cough. Oh Lord.

SPEAKER_05 7:04

Lordy, Lordy, Laura.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

So Mary. Oh, little Mary. He died. Yeah, he's dead. If you did get it. Spoiler alert.

SPEAKER_05 7:13

It's only in one episode. If you don't know it, I'm sorry, you should have watched it two years ago. Yeah, this was 2023. So is it?

SPEAKER_02 7:20

Yeah, 2023, first one.

SPEAKER_05 7:21

Oh, I watched it um about three days ago.

SPEAKER_02 7:25

You did. You did indeed, and we've finished both seasons.

SPEAKER_05 7:28

Yeah. That shows how fucking bone idle we are.

unknown 7:32

Yeah, we can't belong that.

SPEAKER_02 7:33

Um we were hungover, like we'd got so basically we Oh yeah, we have had plans. We have had plans. We'll get to it in a moment. So my come and out story.

SPEAKER_05 7:42

Oh, yeah, yours. Um sorry, I didn't really care to ask you.

SPEAKER_02 7:45

No, she didn't. So can you ask me so I can edit that all that out? So, boo. Oh my god, what are you gonna ask me?

unknown 7:53

What's your coming out story?

SPEAKER_02 7:56

Why are you laughing at a homosexual? That's a hate crime. I hate the gays. I hate the homos. Um, my coming out story.

SPEAKER_05 8:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:04

What do you mean, coming out?

SPEAKER_05 8:06

What do you mean? I'm straight. Oh yeah, straight cis male. Oh yeah. Right, there is straight cis males who do um drag.

SPEAKER_02 8:14

I'm a straight cis male.

SPEAKER_05 8:15

Christian Paratta.

SPEAKER_02 8:16

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 8:17

So I'm just pulling out this fake hair of mine.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

Get it out. Um, so my coming out story, I would have been 2019.

SPEAKER_05 8:29

You would have been 2019. So you're 2019 when you you came back.

SPEAKER_02 8:33

Right. So I would have been 19, I believe.

SPEAKER_05 8:36

Um how long ago was that? Like 20 years ago.

SPEAKER_02 8:41

45 years.

SPEAKER_05 8:42

See, I didn't I didn't age you up that much.

SPEAKER_02 8:44

Who says I aged myself up? Have I told you my correct birthday?

SPEAKER_05 8:48

No, you haven't. I've seen your passport.

SPEAKER_02 8:51

Right, okay. So um, I originally, it was just before actually, I went to university. I told my friends. Oh, yeah, so because we're all gonna be gone our separate ways, moving out of our hometown. So I went and told one friend first. Um, she's very lovely, so so lovely. I believe now is um so queer.

SPEAKER_05 9:15

Oh, bless her.

SPEAKER_02 9:16

Yeah, beautiful girlfriend. Why'd you hate her?

SPEAKER_05 9:18

Well, you can't have other friends, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

True, true. You would honestly, if you met her, you'd be obsessed. Be obsessed.

SPEAKER_05 9:25

Um, I meet anyone that's gay, and I'm like, yeah, love you.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

Love. So I told her she was so, so, so supportive. Like the sweetest person to tell. Like, I was expecting some like conflict, I can't lie. I think we all are when we come out. You expect that little conflictual thing to happen, but her words and everything she was saying has just resonated so deeply. Um, and then I told my family, uh, about a year later, so I was with a boyfriend, and I rang my mum. Rang my mum.

SPEAKER_00 10:00

I rang my mum.

SPEAKER_02 10:00

I've had 20 pack of rich, not sausages, the fags. Um skinless, lovely. Lovely! Something's going on with my voice. So I haven't got dulcet tones today. So I rang my mum at work, um, and I said, Mum, there's something I really need to tell you. She said, What is it, babe? I'm very busy. Um, and I said, Mum, me and so and so are together. And before I hung up the phone, because I'm a little bitch, um, I decided to out my sister. So I say, Oh, and by the way, Kia smokes you're a dickhead. Horrible person. No. So mum came home from work, she finished about 10 o'clock. I was sitting there fucking shitting myself. Like I was quaking. Um, she walks through the door. Shall I speak to you later? And she flipped at my sister.

SPEAKER_05 10:46

Well, yeah, she's how old would she been if you're 19, 17?

SPEAKER_02 10:49

Yeah, it's all right. Yeah, it's not too bad. No, but yeah, um, so that was my coming out story.

SPEAKER_05 10:55

Wow, love that. Sorry, I'm bored.

SPEAKER_02 10:58

Thanks, I'll go back in the closet now. Um, thanks, guys. This is the end of the podcast. Bye.

SPEAKER_05 11:02

Bye.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

Bye, Clitora's told me to fuck off. So, what have we been up to? Let's spill the tea.

SPEAKER_05 11:08

Yeah, we went to a drag idol heat. We did at La Vida. La Vida. La Vida. Yes, it's a drag bar.

SPEAKER_02 11:18

A drag bar in Felixstone. Yeah, in Felixstone.

unknown 11:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:20

Um, so yeah, we went to this drag we went to Drag Idol Heats.

SPEAKER_07 11:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:25

In La Vida. Felixstone. We did. La Vida, highly recommend a visit. It's a I'd say upcoming, but it's not really upcoming because it has been quite established now.

SPEAKER_05 11:35

Yeah, I think they've won awards and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 11:37

Yeah, like it's a little bar in um coastal town of Felixdown and they have a little restaurant. They do have a restaurant, which is now a to look out for place, I believe.

SPEAKER_05 11:48

Honestly, I ain't got a fucking clue. No, I don't keep up with anything.

SPEAKER_02 11:51

No, I saw it on some articles. Oh. And I was very impressed. But the owners are beautiful, beautiful. So one of the owners is a fellow drag performer, Luscious Leona, and very supportive of the community. Very lovely. So a nice safe space for us to go. So they've just been granted the availability to host um drag idol.

SPEAKER_05 12:13

Yes, it was very, very fun. And we watched our very good friend.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

Yes, we went to see our very good friend who was in said he, The Duke.

SPEAKER_05 12:21

Yes, the Duke, an incredible king, incredible king.

SPEAKER_02 12:24

Yeah, stunning. Yeah, absolutely stunning. We love him with passion.

SPEAKER_05 12:28

They came runner up, so honestly, stunning, stunning, stunning, stunning, stunning.

SPEAKER_02 12:33

And they opened the show, so the pressure to open a show, particularly when it's then 20 minute sets, and the first time that they'd ever performed at La Vida as well.

SPEAKER_05 12:42

So they don't really know the crowd because it is a very like a lot of the same people go, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

Um, they've done phenomenal. Yeah, I was absolutely obsessed.

SPEAKER_05 12:52

Blonde are we?

SPEAKER_02 12:53

So uh we're gonna say uh well done to our king. We uh love you.

SPEAKER_06 12:57

Well done, jickie jickie poo-poo.

SPEAKER_03 12:59

Why jickie jikki poo-poo?

SPEAKER_02 13:01

Jicky Jukey poo-poo, ma'am, titty titty, poo, come. Hate us, hate us. I hate us. Um, so is that we've just said about come next to your name, Juke, but I know you'll love it. Um so anyway, clitty, boozus, um boozus, clitty, clity, clitor. So I know you've been a busy bee, you've been a worker bee. So, as we've mentioned over previous episodes, Glitora was training to be a football coach. I was, you was so the reason we say was is congratulations and celebrations. The bitch has only gone past her football coaching qualifications. Yeah, I have well done, D. Who would believe that this uh stuck?

SPEAKER_05 13:54

This feminine diva is a football coach.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

Honestly, what a lesbian. Yeah, I am feminine out of this.

SPEAKER_05 14:01

No, oh my god, like I try and sit feminine and try and like put my hands all like my hands are always floppy. Um, yeah, you're you're a twunk. A twunk, a bear.

SPEAKER_02 14:14

I'm an auto baby. Um, anyway, so Clitorra, you have passed your football coach, and congratulations. So, I haven't got anything for you. No, no, but I did um decide to just take something off the wall to give you. Oh, that's so cute. I haven't even noticed what's missing. So um, we have our Shantae UK Dragon 25.

SPEAKER_05 14:38

Thank you so much. Is this mine now? Is that you're giving it to me?

SPEAKER_02 14:42

No, you can hang it back up on the wall after, but just so everyone on the podcast thinks I'm nice.

SPEAKER_05 14:46

Oh, yeah. I mean, I I sorted this for you when we went to dragon.

SPEAKER_02 14:50

I'm returning a favour to say congratulations. Okay, so yeah, we'll lay it here. I did offer um, you know, to give her a weuija board. Oh no, but she didn't want that, so no, I'm not having a weucheboard. Never mind. Um, but yeah, congratulations, our fully fresh. Thank you. Do you think you have I got something wet on me?

SPEAKER_05 15:08

First, a Taurosaurus. I'm a dinosaur, not real. Anyway, would you like a story?

SPEAKER_02 15:17

I'd love a story. Why why are you laughing? Because I'm picturing you're a pterodactyl.

SPEAKER_05 15:21

What's that?

SPEAKER_02 15:22

Skinny. Is that not the flying one? Yeah, the flying one went a peek at you. That's not me then, is it? Well, it's gonna be me, isn't it?

SPEAKER_05 15:30

Yeah, I'd be one of those ones with the Brachiosaurus.

SPEAKER_02 15:33

Brachiosaurus, yeah. Yeah, because they're my favourite. Yeah, correct.

SPEAKER_05 15:36

Like, I'm not gonna be any of those. No, or those little ones.

SPEAKER_02 15:40

Oh velociraptor, yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_05 15:42

The little cuncy ones that all go always go around in twos. Yeah, that's me and you.

SPEAKER_01 15:47

We're Velociraptors, baby. She has got the grills like it.

SPEAKER_05 15:50

Fuck off. You're laughing, I'm not. So would you like a story?

SPEAKER_02 15:56

I'd love a story, Clitora. Ding ding ding. It's story time.

SPEAKER_03 16:02

Story time.

SPEAKER_05 16:04

My husband. Wait, do you want to name it?

SPEAKER_02 16:08

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 16:09

You know there's a husband in it. And so presumably a wife or a husband as well.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

The betrayal.

SPEAKER_05 16:17

Okay. Doesn't fit, but we'll go with it. Oh, did you see the fuck double chin come out? Because you can't pull me neck out, so I go like a puff of fish. Um got a choker on. Um the betrayal.

SPEAKER_00 16:36

Right.

SPEAKER_05 16:37

My husband was in the back garden one day doing some jobs. He came in white as a sheet and said to me, There's a lady watching me from the bedroom window. Sorry, he's having an affair?

SPEAKER_02 16:50

Yeah, why the fuck are you cheating on me? Get up there. Get that bitch out here now, because I'm gonna finish her off.

SPEAKER_05 16:56

Honestly, excuse me, Claire, calm down. We both went upstairs, but there was nobody there. He was shaken by it and put it down to his imagination, and we forgot about it for a few months. Now let me tell you, I wouldn't forget.

SPEAKER_02 17:08

No, absolutely not.

SPEAKER_05 17:09

Um, my mother had died about six months earlier, probably. No, you don't know.

SPEAKER_02 17:14

Oh, I know the exact day.

SPEAKER_05 17:16

Yeah, me too. Like so her mum had died about six months earlier, maybe, you know. Don't know. Not sure. My husband never met her, as me and her had been estranged for a long time. Also estranged from my whole family at that time. Oh, so that's where he was. She doesn't know, she doesn't really give a shit. Um, but one day I got a phone call from my elder sister.

SPEAKER_04 17:38

Oh no. She's put Oh god, give me a spent Eureka, they found me.

SPEAKER_05 17:45

Eureka!

SPEAKER_04 17:48

So good.

SPEAKER_05 17:50

Saying my mum was ill with cancer. Oh, that's sad. My mum was ill with cancer and wanted to see me. Sorry for laughing.

SPEAKER_02 17:57

Yeah, and you have just laughed that you're an absolute bitch.

SPEAKER_05 17:59

Well, she did put Eureka, you found me.

SPEAKER_02 18:02

Eureka, leukemia.

SPEAKER_05 18:04

Like you're horrid. Awful. I thought that was pneumonia.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

You did.

SPEAKER_05 18:09

I did, so I'm thick. Um, so yeah, she's ill with cancer, poor girl. She wanted to see her, no wonder, she died. Um, it took me a while. Well, she ain't got time.

SPEAKER_02 18:21

A while to what?

SPEAKER_05 18:22

To go and see her.

SPEAKER_02 18:23

Oh, that's sad.

SPEAKER_05 18:25

But I eventually went to see them. They mostly still lived in the village I grew up in. I saw her a couple of times before she died, and she asked me to bring her husband, bring my husband to meet her. I said I would next time, never really having any intention of doing so. We both so she died anyway. Poor guy. We both went to her funeral where my husband met my family for the first time. And then she's put baptism of fire.

SPEAKER_02 18:49

Oh, so she doesn't like a family. Her family, a bunch of cunts.

SPEAKER_05 18:53

Yeah, honestly. A few months later, and after the lady in the bedroom incident, a package arrived. My sister had sent a framed photo of my mum on her wedding day to all of us. I mean, I'd I'd be like, Well, why? That's what I'm saying. I obviously don't like it.

SPEAKER_02 19:08

No, I'd quite accept the photo. Yeah. So I've got them printer output in the frame. Like, I'm presuming it's come packaged.

SPEAKER_05 19:14

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lovely.

SPEAKER_02 19:16

Lovely.

SPEAKER_05 19:16

My husband looked at it, went pale as a sheet again, and said, That's the lady in the bedroom.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

Oh, so the mum and daughter's got the same taste in men.

SPEAKER_05 19:26

Ow. He's having an affair with the dead man.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

Honestly, spooky sex.

SPEAKER_05 19:31

He's very much a cynic, even now, and somehow managed to convince himself it never happened, and it was just imagination, and eventually denied it happened at all, and that he had no recollection of seeing her or the incident itself. I haven't seen that photo for years. It just seamlessly disappeared. I haven't asked him where it went. What isn't we on? I can't speak. So, yeah, that's my story.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

Oh done.

SPEAKER_05 19:56

Yeah, a little short.

SPEAKER_02 19:57

A little shorty. Well, thank you for that. Sorry. Loved it. Clitoral, would you like a story? Fuck you, you silly bitch. I have a few for you.

SPEAKER_05 20:12

I actually just scraped it along the microphone there. Like it didn't really give much of a ring. Hi, uh. What does it say? Rodeau de Benedome. What's R D O mean?

unknown 20:26

Rode.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

Road.

SPEAKER_05 20:28

Oh, we're in Rhodes and Benedome.

SPEAKER_02 20:30

Lovely. Um, Clit Clit, would you like a story?

SPEAKER_05 20:33

Yeah, I'd love one.

SPEAKER_02 20:35

Okay, so I've got two options for you. I have it mimicked her mother. And I have I'm this was the option from two weeks ago. Right. And then we split the story up.

SPEAKER_05 20:53

Oh, okay, give it away.

SPEAKER_02 20:54

Or I have a new story that I found.

SPEAKER_05 20:58

Yeah, give me the new one.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

Twelve victims later. I met her.

SPEAKER_05 21:02

Oh, okay, yeah, give me that one. Okay, so I've sat cross-legged now.

SPEAKER_02 21:06

Twelve victims later. I met her. So I've done this 12 times, but the trick is picking the right woman. Average looking, not too loud. Rude.

SPEAKER_05 21:19

Honestly. I want a submissive woman.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

Oh misogynistic prick.

SPEAKER_05 21:25

Not all men.

SPEAKER_02 21:26

But always men. When she sat down across the bar from me, I knew she was perfect. Well, no, you've just said she's average looking, not too loud. And you're basically she's perfect for what? We know what do you reckon he's a munter?

SPEAKER_05 21:41

Yeah, he's definitely a munter.

SPEAKER_02 21:42

He's a munter.

SPEAKER_05 21:43

Yeah, he looks like Peter Griffin from Family Guy. Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

Um, greasy, sweaty. Yeah, 100% truck driver. If he walked into a queer space, would say, I ain't got a problem with gay people, but don't don't try it with me.

SPEAKER_05 21:58

I ain't got a problem with gay people. People, but just don't do it all in my face.

SPEAKER_02 22:01

Yeah. Like I'm not gonna troll with you when you look like a fucking foot. Like I do have standards.

SPEAKER_05 22:07

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 22:08

Just because you are a male species does not mean that I'm interested.

SPEAKER_05 22:13

Whereas I'm the complete opposite. If you're a woman, I'm interested.

SPEAKER_02 22:16

Yeah, yeah. 100%. Um, so I knew she was perfect. Hey, sweetheart, let me buy you a drink. No. She looked me up and down, examining me from head to toe. And then she spoke softly. I was waiting for you to ask. She glanced at my hand briefly, then back at my eyes with a knowing smirk, as if she already understood the shape of my intentions. I grinned as I ordered two Manhattans. We spent the next hour chatting. She was the sweetest woman I'd ever met. Somehow that made her even more desirable to add to my list.

SPEAKER_04 22:52

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_02 22:53

Creep. I asked her about her job. I work at the animal clinic, she said. I love all the creatures we work with. The worst part is when I have to assist in putting one to rest. Oh, so she's a sweetheart. She's a sweetheart. Tears flowed down her face, but she didn't sob. I laid my hand on her shoulder, comforting her. Her demeanor remained calm. I'm fine, I promise. So do you live alone, Mister? I hate if someone calls me me, Mister. Hate it.

SPEAKER_05 23:20

Yeah. Oh, shut up, miss.

SPEAKER_02 23:21

How are you, Mister? Go away.

SPEAKER_05 23:24

I hate madam. I hate being called madam.

SPEAKER_02 23:28

Yeah, you prefer um mister.

SPEAKER_05 23:32

No, I'd I'd be mad. I'd punch. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 23:37

Um. I smiled. Why do you want to know? She grinned and placed her hands on my thighs. That's where I'm ending up tonight, I hope. Oh, she's playing him. You're the first man I'm going home with, she added with a playful smack. You're the first man I'm going home with. Come on. Insert playful smack. Um, I leaned in for a kiss. Her soft lips touched mine. A spark of excitement ran through my brain. Was falling for me. So you're done with this bullshit.

SPEAKER_05 24:11

Yeah, I'm not. I mean, sorry, darling. She is not falling for you. No. She has she's maybe liked you a bit, but she's not in love with you, you fucking moron. Absolutely. She wants to get in your pants, maybe chop your knob off.

SPEAKER_02 24:24

Yeah, to be right. I was the trap. She was the honey. I quickly paid the tab and guided her towards my car. I held the passenger door open for her. You're such a gentleman, she said softly. Do you treat all the women you meet like this? I bit my tongue to hold back the laughter. Only if you knew, sweetheart. She chuckled as she sat down. We drove off together, moonlight illuminating the quiet night. After about twenty five minutes, we were nearing Route 7. She shifted in her seat impatiently. How much longer? I'm ready for you to take me. Oh, come on, Queen. During this ride she had become more forward and flirtatious. Almost there, I said. I live on the outskirts of town, won't be much longer. She suddenly gasped. Oh my, we're near Route 7, aren't we? I shrugged, given no response. She leaned closer. You've heard about this raid, right? There have been a few bodies of men found dead out here.

SPEAKER_05 25:22

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 25:23

I held back a laugh.

SPEAKER_05 25:24

She's doing it.

SPEAKER_02 25:25

It was women, not men, and you're fucking next.

SPEAKER_06 25:29

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 25:29

Well, I said calmly, I hope you don't have any plans of hurting me, do you? Her hand fell onto my lap. Slowly she guided it up to my throat. I gripped the steering wheel tighter, focusing on the road ahead. She leaned in and whispered in my ear, I'm going to do so much worse to you.

unknown 25:47

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 25:48

I chuckled awkwardly. I'm precious cargo, sweetheart. Can't be too rough on me. She stayed silent after that, licking her lips in anticipation.

SPEAKER_05 25:57

I've literally just licked my lips as you said.

SPEAKER_06 26:02

Patience! Patience.

SPEAKER_02 26:04

I slowed the car and pulled off to the side of Route 7. Um, what's wrong? She asked. Why are we stopping? I turned onto a narrow dirt road. I don't think I can wait any longer, I whispered. Stop the car now, she screamed. I hesitated before slowly letting off the gas pedal until the car rolled to the stop. She stared at me. I stared back, knowing these were her final moments. He's a psychopath. Then I slowly reached for the knife in the door panel. Before I could grab it, she suddenly lunged onto me, kissing me furiously. Oh my gosh, fingers tangled in my hair. I couldn't wait any longer either, she whispered. I smiled at how oblivious she was. We kissed for several seconds, then those seconds turned into minutes. Perfect. This was the moment. I reached down again and gripped the knife. I reached down again and gripped the knife, preparing to stab her in the back. As I guided my hand upwards, she suddenly stopped kissing me. She quickly reached over the passenger seat and grabbed something. Before I could react, her hand clamped over my mouth. I've been waiting for this moment, she whispered. I felt a sharp sting in my neck. A syringe. Cold fire spread through my veins and my muscles went limp. She smiled as she pushed me back into the seat. I tried to focus on her face, searching for a hint of hesitation. There was none, only a calm, terrifying familiarity. She traced her fingers along my cheek, smiling as if she knew me better than I knew myself. I've been watching you. Oh she whispered. Every move, every victim, every perfect choice. Twelve women, she said calmly. My stomach dropped. Did you really think no one would notice? I tried to gasp, but I couldn't move. Relax, she whispered. You're not my first either. Oh, DN.

SPEAKER_05 28:01

Love it. I mean, how did no no surely there's cameras at this pub that he keeps going to? Like, how did no one notice that these 11 other women have gone missing and dead? They've obviously found the bodies.

SPEAKER_02 28:12

I agree. Um, but I think she's a bad bitch. I suppose she is. Every action, like we said earlier, it's not all men, but it's always men. So we I support that diva's actions.

SPEAKER_05 28:24

Me too.

SPEAKER_02 28:24

Yeah. He's killed 11 other women.

SPEAKER_05 28:27

She's just doing God's work.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

Yeah, honestly. Um, D. Vouused down boots, keep going. We love you. Gotta go. What should we call her?

SPEAKER_05 28:37

Bonnie.

SPEAKER_02 28:38

Bonnie. Hey, Bonnie and Clyde.

SPEAKER_05 28:40

Oh no, I didn't even think about that.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

Oh, is that the names?

SPEAKER_05 28:43

Yeah, Bonnie and Clyde.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

Yeah. Um, Close getting mixed up with drag race queen, of course. Thinking for the moment it's Bonnie and Clyde. Yeah, yeah. Um, okay, we'll call her Bonnie.

SPEAKER_05 28:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

Bonnie the bad bitch. We love her.

SPEAKER_05 28:55

Bonnie the bad bitch down route seven. Down route seven. Biltes! Clitorn. Clitorn? Yeah. I don't like that. Okay. Um do you know what time it is?

SPEAKER_02 29:09

Oh my god, tell me.

SPEAKER_05 29:10

Hopefully dinner. Dinner time! No. Oh, I used to love that game. The wolf game. What's it called?

SPEAKER_02 29:19

What's the time, Mr. Wolf? Dinner time! And you'll absolutely bolt it wherever you're going. Yeah, mad.

SPEAKER_05 29:28

At my kids' school, there's a big clock, and it actually has what time? Like, this is the full thing for that.

SPEAKER_02 29:33

Oh, I love that. Yeah. It's such a fun game.

SPEAKER_05 29:35

So, anyway, do you know what time it actually is?

SPEAKER_02 29:37

What time is it? Tell me.

SPEAKER_05 29:38

It's clear, clear, clear, clitoris coast counties.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

Oh, the jingle remake. The jingle remake. It's beautiful. So Clitoris Coast County. So we Cynthia Arrivo. We did. I really didn't do it then. No, you didn't. I'm playing a saxophone. So we Cynthia Revo using our brain powers. Yeah. A location across. Glitoral. Bezus. Where are we going to be looking at for our Glitoras at Keras County?

SPEAKER_05 30:14

Um, we are looking at a place in Lancashire.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

Lancashire. Yeah. We're going up north. We're going up north. Oh my god, what's it called?

SPEAKER_05 30:25

It's called Broughton.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

Broughton.

SPEAKER_05 30:27

I think. How do you spell it? B-R-O-G-H-T-O-N.

SPEAKER_02 30:33

Broughton, Broughton, Broughton, Broughton, Broverell. Bovrill. Gorgeous. So we're going to we'll say Broughton. If we're saying it incorrect and you're from there, please tell us.

SPEAKER_05 30:43

Yeah, honestly.

SPEAKER_02 30:44

Um, let's go to Broughton, baby.

SPEAKER_05 30:45

Yeah, I mean, there isn't a lot in Broughton.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

What made you pick it? Was it random?

SPEAKER_05 30:52

To be honest, I um saw basically my one of my friends from uni okay.

SPEAKER_03 31:04

Okay, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 31:05

Um, and uh I don't know where I was going with that actually. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um and one of her friends who I happen to know um shared something on Facebook about Broughton. And so I thought, oh, I'll look into it.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

Gorgeous. So I know nothing about Broughton. Yeah. So elaborate, off we go.

SPEAKER_05 31:28

So I was looking and there is this apparent. I mean, look, I was looking, but that you're in the corner there on um oh look at me, girl. FaceTime. FaceTime, what's that video called? Yeah, FaceTime. Yeah, you don't have it. I don't have a face. So yeah, there anyway, there's this in Broughton Estate. Um there is a like what do you call it? Like a church? No, not a church. A do you know what's really annoying? Is your fucking face is covering it? So let me just go on the internet.

SPEAKER_02 32:03

Okay, bear with okay.

SPEAKER_05 32:17

Um, I'm back. So yeah, in Broughton Estate, there is basically you can like kind of walk through there on your journey from like to and from work. I do think it closes at a certain point, right? Okay, but um people walk through for like work bids, you know. Stuff. Um, and Wendy has said that she's been getting spooked on her journey home from work. Oh, Wendy's been getting spooked. Yeah, and she said, has anyone else seen this ghostly figure of a man and a dog?

SPEAKER_02 32:52

Oh yeah. So Wendy's been looking for a man and a dog on the leash.

SPEAKER_05 32:56

Yeah, so she said, I live in Barnard's Barnoldswick, okay? On North York slash Lanx border with Cohn and Burnley on one side and Skipton on the other. I can't breathe. Because of the position of oh my god, well, she speaks some shit, doesn't she? Fuck me.

SPEAKER_02 33:20

Oh, leave poor Wendy alone. Oh, Dave, we love you, Wends.

SPEAKER_05 33:25

Okay, so one of the main areas that links the two of the places that she lives between is the border, so it borders, and you have to walk through Broughton estate, which is where Broughton Hall is. So along this road, Broughton Hall was once a stately home, and it's now a commercial business venture and development. At the edges of the ground is a gatehouse which is often rented privately, and a series of lay bys on the side of the road cutting into Broughton land.

SPEAKER_03 33:54

Okay, yeah, creepy.

SPEAKER_05 33:58

So she said she was driving back from Skipton along that road one night, really late, when she had the distinct impression of a man in his late 30s or early 40s standing at the edge of one of these lay by's looking out to the road as it is now. He was wearing a green hunting outfit from the 20s or 30s, perhaps, with plus four trousers and jacket and a peaked cap. He also had a dark moustache and a black-coloured dog standing beside him, and he seemed to have a glow around him and was the white figure we always think of, but I could still clearly see what he was wearing and looked like. I've seen him twice now, both late at night on different lay bys that border the estate. And she said it didn't scare me at the time, but it does now, as I know what I saw was real. I've tried to find out about him and if he was a part of the family um or ancestors that owned Broughton or staff there, but can't find anything out. Friends have told me that others have seen him too. Who was he? And I wondered if anyone has been able to find out more. So yeah, there is comments.

SPEAKER_03 35:11

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 35:13

So Lorraine has put during the 1980s, she was a landlady of the Hamilton Arms, which is near, I think, from what she's saying. And whilst living there, my husband and I had many unusual experiences in sightings of a lady in white. We later discovered that local legends suggested that Lady Hamilton and Lord Nelson used to meet there in secret. Oh yeah. So do you want to know a bit of story about Lord Nelson? Yeah, his mistress was actually my relative.

SPEAKER_02 35:45

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 35:46

Yes, so I could have been royal. My nan told me. I think it's like my nan's nan or something.

SPEAKER_02 35:53

That's incredible.

SPEAKER_05 35:53

I don't really know. Like she said it very blase one day. Yeah, I don't think Lord Nelson is that old.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

Oh, okay, valid. I mean, it might be. Well, that's very fun, Claire.

SPEAKER_05 36:04

Yeah, so Broughton is kind of spooky, but it's mostly based around this like estate where so I was looking at this estate, and there is a tiny little church like nearby. Um, so I think we go and visit the little church because it has like a graveyard. Oh, gorgeous. It's literally off this lay by that they're talking of because I saw it on the map. Yeah, um, yeah, there's a little lay by nearby, and maybe it will be that lay by.

SPEAKER_02 36:30

Oh, let's go and have a look then. Yeah, are we going up north?

SPEAKER_05 36:33

We're going up north.

SPEAKER_02 36:34

We're going up north. Oh my god, I'm so excited. Honestly, it's gorgeous. Thank you for Quitoras at Karist County. You are so welcome. Anyone has any stories? If anyone lives up in Broughton, where'd you say Lancashire?

SPEAKER_05 36:50

Yeah, Lancashire.

SPEAKER_02 36:51

Lancashire. Lanks or whatever. Lanks. Yeah, that used to be my county. Oh, it's like Manchester.

SPEAKER_05 36:58

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I mean, I don't know, but Lanx was my county.

SPEAKER_02 37:02

Oh, Gorge. Well, yeah, send us across your stories. We'll put all of our details at the end of the episode. Yes. So that was what was that segment?

SPEAKER_05 37:13

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Clit, clit, clit, clitoris coast counties.

SPEAKER_02 37:18

That was different. That was that'll be different every time. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 37:21

Yeah, I love that.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

We've got a rough little guide. Just rough. So that was Glitoris Cast Counties. I loved it. Thank you so much, my little clit. I'd like to lick. Read. So Clitorra. Shall we have a little peruse?

SPEAKER_05 37:39

A peruse? What's a peruse?

SPEAKER_02 37:41

Peruse, a little, I don't know. I think it's like a little lurk, a little venture.

SPEAKER_05 37:45

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 37:47

Shall we have a little peruse into our paranormal playbook?

unknown 37:50

Yes, we should.

SPEAKER_02 37:51

Shall we play a little game? Let's play a game.

SPEAKER_05 37:53

You wanna play a game?

SPEAKER_02 37:54

I wanna play a game.

SPEAKER_05 37:55

Oi, what is your favorite? Like, I love Saw. Sorry, I've gone off on a complete tangent because I need to speak about Saw. Okay, I love Saw. That's all I wanted to say, really.

SPEAKER_02 38:06

Yeah. So what have we gone? Favourite horror films?

SPEAKER_05 38:08

Yeah, give me your favourite horror.

SPEAKER_02 38:09

Okay, favourite horror is the French Martyrs. God, you're so awkward. It's a phenomenal film. I haven't seen it. No, I need to get you to watch it. Not the American remake, that was dire. Oh really? But the French original of martyrs. Do you watch it dubbed or subtitled? Dubbed. Dubbed? No, subbed, subbed. Sorry. I was gonna say I was. I don't like dubbed. I hate how their lips move different. I prefer subtitles.

SPEAKER_05 38:32

See, I watched Squid Game Dubbed, but only because that was how it was put on for me. Because I watched it first of my ex.

SPEAKER_02 38:40

Yeah, yeah. No, we like subbed.

SPEAKER_05 38:42

Yeah, I'm more of a subbed.

SPEAKER_02 38:43

Yeah. Oh, she's a sub.

SPEAKER_05 38:46

No, stop it.

SPEAKER_02 38:48

No, apparently she's a dom topic or into Glitora's antics on our night out.

SPEAKER_05 38:52

No, I didn't do anything.

SPEAKER_02 38:53

No, telling everyone, yeah, I'm a dominant top on my hand.

SPEAKER_05 38:56

I didn't say dominant.

SPEAKER_02 38:57

No, you didn't say dom.

SPEAKER_05 38:58

I just said I wear my, how do you say it? Carabinara.

SPEAKER_02 39:01

Carabina. I wear my um pasta carabanara on the and I kind of do that because my family we are from Sicily before anyone comes for me. Um where's her car carabina?

SPEAKER_05 39:13

Oh, yeah, I wear my carabina on the right, which apparently means you're a top.

SPEAKER_02 39:16

So, Clitory, what's your favourite horror film?

SPEAKER_05 39:19

My favourite horror film is probably Saw. Saw. Yeah, I do love Saw, but the scariest one for me, anyway. I know it's wimpy. Oh, I love a wimpy.

SPEAKER_02 39:31

I love a wimpy.

SPEAKER_05 39:32

Um, I'm starving now, I thought about it. Ravenous. Oh god. There is a hair in my mouth. So, yeah, the scariest one that I've ever seen. I'm sorry, is Paranormal XV2. And I was sick of it.

SPEAKER_02 39:42

Yeah. Oh, yeah. With that little weird kid, Hunter.

SPEAKER_05 39:44

Yeah, Hunter, fucking little prick.

SPEAKER_02 39:46

When did you mention a couple episodes ago?

SPEAKER_05 39:47

Well now, I'll keep bringing him up because I hate him.

SPEAKER_02 39:50

Yeah, I love him. I love that.

SPEAKER_05 39:52

I literally said if I ever have kids, I will never, never, never, never name my kid Hunter.

SPEAKER_02 40:00

Never name my kid Hunter. Yeah, that's not it. So anyway. No. Um, so a little game. Let me just clear my throat and cough.

SPEAKER_05 40:07

Okay. Why are we waiting? We're waiting for Bukaki to drink. Maybe he's drinking cum. Or maybe a shit of spit. Oh, okay. I was saying you're drinking spit. You're drinking sputum.

SPEAKER_02 40:31

Sputum. So, our paranormal playbook, Latora. Ooh. Me opening a book. Me opening a book to read. So, I have a game for you.

SPEAKER_05 40:44

You do?

SPEAKER_02 40:45

I do. It's not gonna be a spooky game, but it's a game nonetheless. We're gonna make it spooky. Okay. So I saw a TikTok video where you have to go through a list from one to ten.

SPEAKER_05 40:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:54

And you allocate like a I don't know if you've seen it, you allocate a saying for each one. So for example, we go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

SPEAKER_05 41:03

Oh yeah, I saw that guy do it, the one who does um, and he says, I pass away.

SPEAKER_02 41:08

I pass away. Yeah, I love him.

SPEAKER_05 41:10

Yeah, I don't know his name, but I love him.

SPEAKER_02 41:13

Tara and Medi, I think.

SPEAKER_05 41:15

I really don't think.

SPEAKER_02 41:17

Um, yeah, so we're gonna do that. We're gonna make it creepy. Okay. So I'll start.

SPEAKER_05 41:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 41:24

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Okay. So for number three, I'm going to have Candyman.

unknown 41:40

Fuck off.

SPEAKER_05 41:41

So I can't keep saying it.

SPEAKER_02 41:43

We'd have to say it three times in a row.

SPEAKER_05 41:44

Yeah, true. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 41:46

So off you go.

SPEAKER_05 41:47

Oh, you start.

SPEAKER_02 41:49

Then we'll turn up with the same numbers. Then you start this time.

SPEAKER_05 41:52

Oh, yeah. One.

SPEAKER_02 41:54

Two.

SPEAKER_05 41:54

Candyman.

SPEAKER_02 41:55

Four.

SPEAKER_05 41:56

Five.

SPEAKER_02 41:57

Six.

SPEAKER_05 41:57

Seven. Eight. Nine.

SPEAKER_02 41:59

Ten.

SPEAKER_05 42:00

So I will give number six Lucifer.

SPEAKER_02 42:07

Okay, so one.

SPEAKER_05 42:09

Two.

SPEAKER_02 42:10

Candyman.

SPEAKER_05 42:11

Four.

SPEAKER_02 42:11

Five.

SPEAKER_05 42:12

Lucifer.

SPEAKER_02 42:13

Seven.

SPEAKER_05 42:14

Eight.

SPEAKER_02 42:14

Nine.

SPEAKER_05 42:15

Ten.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 42:16

I will do we definitely skipped a number there.

SPEAKER_02 42:22

We're doing good. Um I will do Bloody Mary for seven.

SPEAKER_05 42:28

Right, okay. One.

SPEAKER_02 42:31

Two.

SPEAKER_05 42:32

Candyman.

SPEAKER_02 42:33

Four.

SPEAKER_05 42:34

Five.

SPEAKER_02 42:35

Lucifer.

SPEAKER_05 42:40

Bloody Mary. Eight. Nine. Ten. Lovely. It's me. Okay. Uh for number one. Uh you've you've stretched my knowledge of horror here.

SPEAKER_02 42:53

Um you can do our science.

SPEAKER_05 42:55

I'll go with Hunter. For number one.

SPEAKER_02 43:04

Number one, okay. So Hunter.

SPEAKER_05 43:07

Two.

SPEAKER_02 43:09

Candyman.

SPEAKER_05 43:11

Four.

SPEAKER_02 43:13

Five.

SPEAKER_05 43:14

Lucifer.

SPEAKER_02 43:15

Bloody Mary. Eight. Nine. Ten. Lovely. Okay, yay. So I will go four. Why don't you come over and fuck me in the ass sometime? Four ten.

SPEAKER_05 43:30

Great, a long one. Love that. Um, so yeah, Hunter. Candyman.

SPEAKER_02 43:39

Four.

SPEAKER_05 43:40

Five.

SPEAKER_02 43:42

Lucifer.

SPEAKER_05 43:45

Bloody Mary.

SPEAKER_02 43:46

Eight.

SPEAKER_05 43:47

Nine.

SPEAKER_02 43:48

Why don't you come over and fuck me in the house sometime? Oh.

SPEAKER_05 43:51

You added the whole. Okay, so for number nine, um, I'll go with Ariba.

SPEAKER_02 44:06

A rebab.

SPEAKER_05 44:07

Yeah, that's what I'm going with.

SPEAKER_02 44:09

So one hunter.

SPEAKER_05 44:12

Two. Four.

SPEAKER_02 44:18

Five.

SPEAKER_05 44:19

Lucifer.

SPEAKER_02 44:20

Bloody Mary.

SPEAKER_05 44:23

Eight.

SPEAKER_02 44:25

A rebar.

SPEAKER_05 44:26

Why don't you come over and fuck me in the air sometime?

SPEAKER_02 44:30

Oh, that's so mad. Was it? So I will go for five. Okay. And I will pick Beetlejuice.

SPEAKER_05 44:39

Oh for fuck's sake, can you stop doing these fucking nuts? Right, okay. Hunter. Candyman. Love that. Mm-hmm.

unknown 44:53

Fucking shit.

SPEAKER_05 44:56

Beetlejuice.

SPEAKER_02 44:58

Lucifer.

SPEAKER_05 44:59

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 45:00

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 45:01

Yep. Love that. Bloody Mary.

SPEAKER_02 45:04

Eight.

SPEAKER_05 45:05

Mm. Mm-hmm. Arrrrrr.

SPEAKER_02 45:09

Why don't you come over and fuck me in the ass sometime? Oh.

SPEAKER_05 45:13

Um, okay, so for number. I can't remember what numbers are left. Two? Have we done two?

SPEAKER_02 45:20

We are done two.

SPEAKER_05 45:22

No. Okay, two. I'll go for um. I'm looking around like it's gonna give me some sort of like. Let me have a clear.

SPEAKER_02 45:34

Uh there's a ghost right next to you.

SPEAKER_05 45:36

Clown. Oh, Pennywise.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

Oh, we'll have Pennywise as well.

SPEAKER_05 45:40

Why the fuck were you saying there's a ghost right next to me? What the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 45:44

There's a spirit right there. In Lego form.

SPEAKER_05 45:48

Oh, Mimicy. Mimic. Yeah, no. Two will go for Pennywise. Pennywise. Okay. So hunter. Pennywise.

unknown 45:59

Candy man.

SPEAKER_06 46:03

Four.

SPEAKER_05 46:04

Four.

SPEAKER_02 46:05

Um Beanel juice.

SPEAKER_05 46:10

Oh yeah. Lucifer.

SPEAKER_02 46:12

Bloody Mary.

SPEAKER_05 46:14

Eight. Eight.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

Yep. Um.

SPEAKER_05 46:20

Why don't you come over and fuck me in the ass sometime?

SPEAKER_02 46:24

She's gone awkward.

SPEAKER_01 46:29

I love it. It's all bad.

SPEAKER_02 46:34

I will do eight. Have you done eight? No, I haven't done eight. Okay, I'm gonna do eight and I'm gonna do shit. No, I was saying shit. Okay, fair. Um so great one.

SPEAKER_05 46:53

Uh hunter.

SPEAKER_02 46:59

Pennywise candyman.

SPEAKER_05 47:09

Beetlejuice.

SPEAKER_02 47:11

Ding ding Lucifer.

SPEAKER_05 47:23

It's Bloody Mary.

SPEAKER_02 47:24

It is Bloody Mary. And eight is gonna be um.

SPEAKER_05 47:30

Um Ariba.

SPEAKER_02 47:32

Why don't you come over and fuck me in the ass sometime?

SPEAKER_05 47:35

Oh so what do we have left? Just four and eight. No, you've done eight. Just four. Okay, number four will be will be so much pressure doing the last one, don't you think? So I feel like I have to try and make it funny, but I'm not very funny.

SPEAKER_02 47:50

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:51

Uh um.

SPEAKER_02 47:53

I do think you're quite funny.

SPEAKER_05 47:55

Yeah. You're gonna say looking, and I know you are. I'm not that cliche.

SPEAKER_02 47:59

Oh, what were you gonna say? I just funny sized. No, funny. Just I think you're funny.

SPEAKER_05 48:06

All right, I'll go with Aggie, Aggie, Aggie.

SPEAKER_02 48:09

Lovely. So we will go with Hunter.

SPEAKER_05 48:12

Love that. I don't fucking know what the other one, what number to it has?

SPEAKER_02 48:17

That's your your one. Is it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 48:19

Pennywise.

SPEAKER_02 48:20

Okay, I'll go with Candyman. Is it the one I've just done?

SPEAKER_06 48:27

Aggie Aggie Aggie. Oi, oi, oi.

SPEAKER_02 48:30

Um so het trace, so hetty. So yeah, then I will do Beetlejuice, Lucifer, Bloody Mary.

SPEAKER_04 48:54

Oh, I've hit my Oh gosh. Come on, give us a moan.

SPEAKER_02 49:06

I didn't quite hear it. Could you want some more time one more time for the fans? One more for the listeners. One more for me.

SPEAKER_05 49:15

You've got black here now. Look, you've knobbed your thing.

SPEAKER_02 49:18

Where?

SPEAKER_05 49:23

I mean, I can't do much about that. It's purple now. Okay. Oh well. So yeah, oi. Oi. Um number nine. A reaper.

unknown 49:35

For fuck's sake.

SPEAKER_05 49:38

Why are they left on me? Why don't you come over and fuck me in the air sometime?

SPEAKER_02 49:45

I love it. Love, love, love. Awful. Awful. That was such a fun little game.

SPEAKER_05 49:50

Yeah, you made it fucking sexual. I wanted to die. Keep me in my honestly.

SPEAKER_02 49:57

So Bills. Um, clitor. Clitor. Clit disorder.

SPEAKER_05 50:06

Clit disorder.

SPEAKER_02 50:07

Oh, clit disorder. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, that's what you got.

SPEAKER_05 50:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:11

Yeah, you're absolutely diminished empathy.

unknown 50:15

Stop that.

SPEAKER_05 50:17

I can't, because you put me in. You're like, oh yeah, let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about YouTube.

SPEAKER_02 50:26

Sorry, you've got to make it kids pop.

SPEAKER_05 50:28

I was, I mean, I don't think let's talk about sex is gonna be on.

SPEAKER_02 50:31

I didn't say sex. I said, let's talk about friends, baby. Let's talk about one, two, three. I doubt I said sex.

SPEAKER_05 50:38

Yeah, I thought you said.

SPEAKER_02 50:39

Um anyway, what were you saying? And I interrupted ya.

SPEAKER_05 50:42

So uh we have come to the end.

SPEAKER_02 50:44

We have come to the end of this episode.

SPEAKER_05 50:46

Episode that one was better.

SPEAKER_02 50:50

That was good. That was good. I like that, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:52

So much.

SPEAKER_02 50:52

Um, episode four.

SPEAKER_05 50:54

Yes, episode four, four, four, four, four.

SPEAKER_02 51:01

Oh loved it. Loved it. She's got a fanny tingle.

SPEAKER_06 51:05

Love, love, love, boo, is this clitoris?

SPEAKER_05 51:11

Oh, wait, we already did all that. Um, do you want um, yeah? So we've come to the end.

SPEAKER_02 51:16

We've come to the end.

SPEAKER_05 51:18

We've done all that bit. So, as we have come to the end, would you like your chant of the week?

SPEAKER_02 51:24

Oh, let's go for a chant of the week. Give it to me, baby.

SPEAKER_05 51:29

Um, okay. Sorry, could you just bear with me? I actually have to find it. I got it. Um got it, darling. Would you like me to speak it in a Bridgetan voice?

SPEAKER_02 51:38

Oh, please speak it in Bridgetton.

SPEAKER_05 51:40

Um, yes, but I don't reckon I'll go, Bridget. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 51:46

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 51:46

I needed to burp.

SPEAKER_02 51:48

I'll keep that in. That's quite masky. We've got the fennies coming too, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 51:52

Please. Um, I've got hiccups. I haven't. Lives. Anyway, the chant today is to basically put you to sleep.

SPEAKER_02 52:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 52:03

Not actually like put you to sleep, it's just like a good night chant. You closing your eyes? Yeah, shall I close my eyes? Yeah, I think close your eyes. Okay. Are you ready? It's to it's for your sleep.

SPEAKER_02 52:12

It's for your sleep. So I've I'm gonna fall asleep.

SPEAKER_05 52:15

Uh yeah, let's go. Okay, I mean I wouldn't be able to fall asleep, but um candles dim and shadows creep. Something stirs beneath your sleep. Breath grows slow. The night pulls tight. Don't look back, don't turn the light. Close your eyes, it's safer there. Though you'll feel me in the air, soft and patient, drawing near, feeding gently on your fear. Dreams will open, dark and deep. Not all things are meant for sleep. Every step I'll trace behind, every thought I'll slowly find. And when you wake, don't be so sure that your mind is still your own. I'll be waiting. Quiet, sure. Somewhere just beneath the bone. Good night. Sleep well. I'm already there. That's how it ends. Yeah, honestly, as you've opened your eyes, your eyes are bright red.

SPEAKER_02 53:27

Yeah, I was absolutely in a trance.

SPEAKER_05 53:29

Honestly, I think I have one of those voices.

SPEAKER_02 53:31

Yeah, I could have fallen asleep. Confident. Like I feel like I've just woke up like hungover or something.

SPEAKER_05 53:36

Do you want me to start reading to you sleep? No, I don't know. Reading you to sleep.

unknown 53:41

Story makers. Story makers.

SPEAKER_05 53:44

I'm gonna put it's time for bed, darling.

SPEAKER_02 53:47

It's time for bed, bye bye.

SPEAKER_05 53:48

I've got a seductive voice, I think.

SPEAKER_02 53:50

Like when I'm give me your seductive voice.

SPEAKER_05 53:52

Well, I've just given you.

SPEAKER_02 53:54

Well, let's thank everyone for listening.

SPEAKER_05 53:56

Thank you.

unknown 53:57

Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_05 53:59

Thank you for listening. That's my American.

SPEAKER_00 54:02

Okay, I want your British.

SPEAKER_05 54:04

Thanks for listening, Mike.

SPEAKER_00 54:05

Yeah, thanks for listening, Governor.

SPEAKER_05 54:07

Thanks for listening. If you come back soon, oh, I don't know what this accent is.

SPEAKER_02 54:12

So, anyway, guys, that's the end of episode four. So, guys, please send us stories, dreams for Booze Snooze, which you'll get next week.

SPEAKER_05 54:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:25

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SPEAKER_05 54:32

And you can do that by sending it to our Instagram at death drop dead underscore underscore. Or our email. Death drop deadpod at gmail.com. At gmail.com. And if you want to watch our beautiful faces rather than listen to it, you can watch that on YouTube, which is death drop dead underscore. Thank you. Thank you. Oh wait, and TikTok, def drop dead underscore.

SPEAKER_02 55:02

Yes, log on to see our beautiful faces. Yes. Hello, Divas. We made a boo-boo. Our YouTube is Def Drop Dead. Just Def Drop Dead. That is it. Um Instagram, Def Drop Dead underscore. TikTok Def Drop Dead underscore. Gmail Def Drop Dead Pod at gmail.com. Thank you. So that's it for this episode. Love you all. And stay spooky.

unknown 55:36

Bye.

SPEAKER_01 55:39

Oh my god, Diva, you need to stop what you're doing.

SPEAKER_02 55:43

Sit back down in that chair. And listen for one more minute.

SPEAKER_05 55:47

Me and Glitora are gonna play you a looper of the week. Enjoy and stay spooky.

SPEAKER_06 56:03

Sorry, I went overboard. I'm overboard. And I need your love. Pull me up. I can't swim on my own is too much. Feel like I'm charming without your love. So throw yourself out to me my life saver.

SPEAKER_01 56:31

Oh it's supposed to be some give and take, I know.

SPEAKER_06 56:37

But you're only taking and not giving any more.

SPEAKER_03 56:43

So what do I do?

SPEAKER_06 56:44

So what do I do?

SPEAKER_03 56:46

Still love you.

SPEAKER_06 56:48

I love you, baby.

SPEAKER_03 56:50

I'm the only one who can save me.

SPEAKER_05 56:56

I'm overboard. No, that's when you do your big name. Anyway,