Ep 5 - "Oh Jinkies, Oh Jinkies, Oh Jinkies"

In the fifth episode of Death Drop Dead, Boo! Khakii and Cl!toraaa Hood read spooky stories, dive into an EXCLUSIVE ghost hunt in Cl!toraaa's Cursed Counties and take a peruse through their paranormal playbook. 

Are Boo! and Cl!tty too old for Victorious? Why is Boo! gyrating? What is Jane thanking us for?

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Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:12

What the fuck are you doing? You're like having a such Hey on, why you not my uncle had fixed my cousin door?

SPEAKER_02 0:19

Oh my god, it's a ghost in my chicken breast. So Barney is out for blood. Yeah, fully. Barney and BJ. Hiya, Barney. Can I have a BJ? Yeah. Imagine them bulbas eyes like looking at you.

SPEAKER_04 0:32

Yeah. Yeah, you have got bulbas eyes. Like they're massive.

SPEAKER_02 0:35

Bulbasaur. Boba, boba saur. So can I do that again? Um so. Oh, jinkies! Oh jinkies!

SPEAKER_04 0:47

Oh chinkies! I don't do this because that is Emma's, she goes like this to freeze. Okay, I'd never and then Cleo's is like this. So Julia to like move water. No, because I didn't like Cleo. I liked Ricky. And yes, I still do do it when the water boils and you go like this. And I used to love it because it would show my bones on my hands.

SPEAKER_02 1:13

Ollie, hola, hey.

SPEAKER_04 1:16

Hola. Oh my days, hola. I don't know. My mic, probably. So sorry.

SPEAKER_02 1:21

Oh, apologies, Dad Alan. Well, that is Clitorhead with a wonky mic.

SPEAKER_04 1:25

That is Bokaki with his straight mic. Oh, straight. Episode Five Fingers to the Fuck this.

SPEAKER_02 1:38

Come on, Victoria. Yes. We love Victoria. Um, we are a bit too old.

SPEAKER_04 1:43

I mean, I was a tiny bit too old. I don't think I was too old. I think I was verging on it. Whereas you would have been like, what, ten years too old? Um when did Victorias come out?

SPEAKER_02 1:54

I ain't got a fucking clue. I must say that is something I've rewatched as an adult.

SPEAKER_04 1:58

See, I've never even I don't think I've seen all of the episodes.

SPEAKER_02 2:02

Oh, so good. I would have such crush on beck.

SPEAKER_04 2:05

Yeah, I I I I think as a kid I did have Crush on Beck, but um secretly it was Jade. Oh and uh what what's her name, cat?

SPEAKER_02 2:15

Iron a grape.

SPEAKER_04 2:16

Yeah, I I was a cat Valentine. Yeah, I was a big cat fan, but I wasn't a fan of Sam and Cat.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

Oh I loved Sam and Cat. I was even way too old for that. Oh my god. Well, my little sister there is an eight-year age gap, so she'd watch it all, and then I would just sit in the background and watch it, but I fucking loved it. Like she'd watch um Sam and Cat, Victorious, Sunny with a Chance, Good Luck Charlie. I loved it.

SPEAKER_04 2:42

I watched Sunny with a chance and good luck Charlie.

SPEAKER_02 2:45

Good luck, Charlie was um my little little sister's era, and I'd watch it with her, or was I No, Good Luck Charlie carried on, like it was on for quite a while. Yeah, I didn't watch, I don't think I watched it when it came out potentially. I could be getting my timeline mixed, yeah. But I think I was watched I'm pretty sure I was alright to watch it. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 3:05

Um, but then it like I got back to the city.

SPEAKER_02 3:11

Wait.

SPEAKER_04 3:13

I mean, I was definitely watching this year 11.

SPEAKER_02 3:16

Yeah, valid. Uh I loved it. I was up until like year 13, I can't lie.

SPEAKER_04 3:20

Yeah, I've I've rewatched Hannah Montana, which is Waverly Plays, I've watched it all since.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

I was a bit boyish, I'd like like Johnny Tess, Samurai Jack.

SPEAKER_04 3:28

No, I didn't watch any of the boy shows. No, I didn't expect I honestly told my mum to get rid of that channel, but you couldn't bad with American Dragons.

SPEAKER_02 3:39

Oh, I used to fancy him as a kid so much. And um Ben 10.

SPEAKER_04 3:44

Oh. I love I never watched Ben 10.

SPEAKER_02 3:47

Do you not?

SPEAKER_04 3:48

No. Oh well that's very impressive. I just thought all the geeks watched Vent.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

Hello.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

I'm that fabulous geek you've said. I don't know. I am a geek. Um you are a proper little nerd. Love it.

SPEAKER_04 4:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:02

We only got to surround ourselves with geeks and freaks.

SPEAKER_04 4:05

Do we?

SPEAKER_02 4:06

Yeah. Each other, geek freak. So it works quite well. So quite clear, what have you been up to this week?

SPEAKER_04 4:13

Um, what have we been up to, really?

SPEAKER_02 4:15

We yeah, like you've established, we do spend every living moment together unless she has to have her other commitments.

SPEAKER_04 4:25

Has to have, has to have unless I have my dear, dear, dear children.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

Um, which stops me seeing her. So no, I love them so much. So uh with us being together, everything together every week, what have we done this week?

SPEAKER_04 4:42

We have turned it on.

SPEAKER_02 4:44

Oh no, that was a noise she made. So we went to where did we go? Cumbria. Oh, we've been up to Cumbria, and my dad, what a drive have we had. What a fucking drive. It was fucking horrific. So we went up to Cumbria, and that was all right getting up there, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, it took fucking ages, but we were literally in the middle of like butt and nowhere. Um so we went up to Cumbria. It was obviously for my day job. So we went all the way up to Cumbria and we had one night there. Two, yeah, one night there, one night there, and we then travelled down to Liverpool. Yeah, the next day. The next day, then Liverpool back down. I believe we did have somewhere in the middle because we were away three days.

SPEAKER_04 5:32

No, because we went away on the Monday, stayed in Cumbria, and then on the Tuesday, we went to Liverpool, stayed in Liverpool on the Tuesday, and then we came home on the Wednesday.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, correct. Um, so in Cumbria, we got up to some antics that we will tell you shortly. But on the drive down to Liverpool, oh it was awful. Vile.

SPEAKER_04 5:57

We went on a volcano.

SPEAKER_02 5:58

We have driven on Grumble Volcano, Mario Gar. It's disgusting. We honestly were driving um to go from Cumbria, whatever I can't remember where we were in Cumbria.

SPEAKER_04 6:10

Um Cockas Cocker's mouth.

SPEAKER_02 6:12

Cocker's mouth, cocker's mouth. Yeah? Whoever booked me there um to stay is honestly having a right old laugh. Put booking the homosexuals to stay in Cocker's mouth.

SPEAKER_04 6:23

There is no cock going in my ass mouth.

SPEAKER_02 6:26

No, her us mouth is for Pussy's mouth.

SPEAKER_04 6:30

I don't know. No, that was so bad. Cringe. Those cringe compilation things. You're you'll be on one. Look at me.

SPEAKER_02 6:41

Oh wow, you wanna I can't believe I've done that. Stop. Disgusting. So uh we were in cocker mouth. Yeah, cocker's mouth. Cocker's mouth.

SPEAKER_04 6:55

Or is it cockermouth?

SPEAKER_02 6:56

We're gonna say cocker mouth, yeah. Yeah, we're in cocker mouth pie. Um, so we're in the cocker's mouth, and we're travelling from there to Liverpool. There's a big old that wasn't an ew, that was a ooh. That was a yeah, yeah, there was a crash. So we had to take them normally we'd say scenic route or country route. No, we had to take the mountainous route, the volcano route. Honestly, we were driving around in our bullet bill, having a horrific time. We're last, we're last place, we've got the bullet bill. So we we went up a 20% incline. Already, like I'm in first gear thinking, shit, shit, we ain't gonna be getting up here, darling. No, and then we get up, lovely, and then we keep going up, and we keep coming up, up, up, up, up, up until we're on the top of a fucking mountain. We really sing the track, yeah. Awful. And um, one little swoop left, one swoop right, we're tumbling down the mountain. Fully tumbled like tumbleweeds. Yeah, we are tumbleweeding down the mountain. So we're driving so carefully on it to like one mile an hour, but then there's fucking lorries, there's vans, there's nowhere to pull in. And they're going at quite a speed. They do not care. Like they they obviously are used to the roads. Yeah, I'm not. It was so scary, but we're we're here, we tell the tale, yes, we're alive, we did live, we're well. Um, so then we get to Liverpool, and that Liverpool was cute, weren't it?

SPEAKER_04 8:16

Yeah, it was alright. Not really nothing. No, not really much. We got there quite a bit.

SPEAKER_02 8:19

Oh, we went um had a meal, hungry horse. Yeah, yeah. That was awful. Yours was okay. Mine was good. I got a Lizagny. What did you get? I got um a hunter's chicken. She got a hunter's chicken. I got oh Hunter, your favourite name. Oh my god! Oh my god, is there a ghost in my chicken breast? It probably was, and that's in me. Hunter's in you. Yeah, register. No register.

SPEAKER_04 8:51

I meant the ghost that haunts Hunter. I can't really remember the film because I I need to block that out of my memory.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

It's scary. Oh, I just wiped my chin on the microphone.

SPEAKER_04 9:01

Great.

SPEAKER_02 9:03

Enjoy that scratch.

SPEAKER_04 9:04

Oh hate her, hate her. She's just gummed.

SPEAKER_02 9:07

I have not. I've gone. She's gone. Um, so you had Hunter Chicken, I got Liz Agony.

SPEAKER_04 9:13

Yeah, and we had uh fatties, we had a share of like starter, like let's go all in. We came out of there full as fuck.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

Oh, honestly, we were rolling out, but that was rank, it was rank. Um, like the share plat was just loads of air fried bits.

SPEAKER_04 9:30

And normally, to be honest, when we've gone to Hungry Horse and we've got that share platter before, we look at it and we go, yep, it's we know what it is, but it's still fucking nice. Yeah, like so nice. I love it. Yeah, it was horrible.

SPEAKER_02 9:43

I can't lie, my Let's Agony was nice. You did try it.

SPEAKER_04 9:45

Yeah, because I had such a bad it was so hard to make that.

SPEAKER_02 9:48

Oh, it was Clitor cannot make decisions, like any decision at all, be it food, be it life decisions, be it decisions that's only going to affect her, she can't make them.

SPEAKER_04 9:58

No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 9:59

No, like guilty conscience.

SPEAKER_04 10:01

I couldn't decide because I didn't want to have my meal, which I do usually have, it's a very big staple of mine, Hunter's chicken. I don't like bacon, I don't know why I get it. But like I take the bacon out sometimes, but if it's nice, then I keep it in. No, why I'm telling you, it's beyond me. Um love. Anyway, I didn't want to get that because I needed chips, but I also really wanted something saucy, yeah. And like a lasagna was giving, but I wanted chips on the side and a salad, and then to get all of that, I felt like I was being a bit fat because like fat I was being a bit fat, yeah, because like I've already got the share of starter, which I really I didn't like, it would have been fine to have the lasagna, and I do regret, yeah, like it looked so good.

SPEAKER_02 10:48

My lasagna was good. I know it's probably microwave. Yeah, but they're the best ones.

SPEAKER_04 10:52

Like to dip your chip into the oh, I love chips and lasagna with mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_02 10:57

With mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_04 10:57

Yeah, I have to have mayonnaise with my lasagna. Yes, whatever. I know, I know.

SPEAKER_02 11:02

I don't always no um Clitty does like mayo on toast.

SPEAKER_04 11:08

No, I fucking don't. No, that's me. That's you.

SPEAKER_02 11:11

I do not put mayo on everything.

SPEAKER_04 11:13

Sweet chili sauce, I would.

SPEAKER_02 11:14

Mmm, stunning. Yeah. I'd put mayo on crisps and eat, I'm happily. Oh, gorgeous.

SPEAKER_04 11:19

And I love mayo as well, but that even that's too far for me.

SPEAKER_02 11:22

That's stunning.

SPEAKER_04 11:23

Garlic mayo.

SPEAKER_02 11:24

Oh yeah. Beautiful, like roasted garlic.

SPEAKER_04 11:26

Oh my god, can you stop? I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. So hungry. I need to harvest bless you.

SPEAKER_00 11:35

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 11:36

Oh, I'm so sad I didn't do it quick enough. I was hoping to get you where you wouldn't sneeze.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

Same. That was our week. It really was. We haven't really been up to much. Yeah. I'm gonna have a little quick little drink. Um non-alcoholic.

SPEAKER_04 11:51

Just a bit of water. Bottle of water.

SPEAKER_02 11:56

A bottle of water. Fuck me, it's such a bad accent. Sheila, can I have a bottle of water? A no, I don't say that. Sheila, can I have a water bottle? Oh yeah, a water bottle. A water bottle. It's still bad though. I think it's brilliant. Um to our Aussies out there. Can you confirm if a water bottle is native or I don't think it's bad. Water bottle. A water bottle.

SPEAKER_04 12:20

Like, but I I can do the uh a quite quite a good accent with the um New Zealand. Um Kiwi accent.

SPEAKER_02 12:29

Sorry, I'm just trying to look around to find this Kiwi accent.

SPEAKER_04 12:32

I can't it's coming out. Oh I I don't know what accent this is now, but it's coming.

SPEAKER_02 12:38

Oh my god, she's from Texas.

SPEAKER_04 12:40

I'm from Texas, honey.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

Texas Holdem.

SPEAKER_04 12:43

Woo!

SPEAKER_02 12:44

So that's basically our week.

SPEAKER_04 12:46

That is our week.

SPEAKER_02 12:47

It was um Boring!

SPEAKER_04 12:49

Boring!

SPEAKER_02 12:50

No kidding. We had a cute little time. Um but it does lead us, we hit some information from you, which leads us very nicely on to our next section of Cle Clear Clear Clitoris Curse Counties. Clitoris Curse Counties. Part two. Part two. So last week we we we no the week prior. The week prior, sorry, I got it incorrect. Um we Cynthia Reev uh revoed um you a place for you to try and locate. And it was determined to be Broughton.

SPEAKER_04 13:26

Broughton. Broughton, Broughton, Broughton, however, Brockleton.

SPEAKER_02 13:31

Broccoli. Um so we went to Broccoli and we on our way up to Cumbria. It's in Cumbria, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we took a trip to Broadway. Broccoli. Broccoli. We went to Broughton, baby, and we went to Broughton estate and we had a ghost hun. We did in a little little church with the lay by with the lay-by, but we weren't in drag. We were no, we couldn't take our drag stuff with us this time. So we were out of drags, you're gonna see our raging lesbian, and you're gonna see a raging homosexual. I mean, you don't you look hetero. I do, I look so hetero.

SPEAKER_04 14:11

Like we're pretty much dressed the same, yeah, to be fair. No, like I mean, I probably have got this one, let's be honest. No, England were playing, lionesses were playing, so I would have been England to show.

SPEAKER_02 14:22

Um, I would have probably been in this, yeah. Probably. Grey, grey, look at her swinging. Um feral. Um I want people to flirt with me. Come and flirt. I am cute behind all this slap. Lies, lies, uh Liza Manelli. So we went to Broughton. What happened?

SPEAKER_04 14:43

Honestly, I don't know. It's genuinely all a fucking blur because I hated it. I hated every fucking second of it.

SPEAKER_02 14:50

So Clitora wouldn't enter the graveyard. I did enter it. She did eventually. It took how long? About 45 minutes to get you in there.

SPEAKER_04 14:57

Yeah, quite a while.

SPEAKER_02 14:59

Quite a while. Um, and it was so funny. So yeah, Clitty has this little um mood she gets in when she's done. She's over it.

SPEAKER_04 15:07

Doesn't everyone have that mood?

SPEAKER_02 15:09

Everyone does, and but I really love Clitty's mood, and it's my favourite thing. Like, there's times when we walk to the shops, da da da, and she's just done. She can't be bothered, she don't want to answer. You leave a divra alone, like you don't need to talk to her, but I'm an instigator, so I will poke the bear. Leave me alone! I'm not calling you uh big and hairy like bearers in Gateworld, I'm just saying bearers in the saying, right? So yeah, I poke the bear, and she was just there in our little in our little mood. She was so nervous, so screwed.

SPEAKER_04 15:37

Yeah, and they tried to put the fucking camera on me, and I was like, get the fucking camera out of my face, so funny.

SPEAKER_02 15:43

I was dying, I was loving every second. So we were walking through. I'd done a walk through through the graveyard next to all the gravestones. We'd done a little spirit box.

SPEAKER_04 15:51

Yeah, I did do the spirit box, but I didn't want to do the spirit box in there. So we just stood outside, but we are still basically in it. Yeah, I mean, we were in the fucking lay by.

SPEAKER_02 16:01

We were in the lay by. Yeah, can you remember what came through on the spirit box? Yeah, it was scary. We're gonna we're not gonna say anything because we are going to attach um like the spirit box and some little clips from the ghost hunt after this section here. There will be some ghost hunting.

SPEAKER_04 16:18

And I'll give you the get the fucking camera out of my face. Yeah, gorgeous.

SPEAKER_02 16:23

You can put that on. It was honestly, it was the most dramatic time. I did feel a little bit uneasy. Oh, yeah, when you walked through the beer. Yeah, there was one section, it was just a massive, overwhelming feeling of I did not feel safe.

SPEAKER_04 16:38

Like dread.

SPEAKER_02 16:38

It was yeah, dread. I did just did not feel safe. I feel something wanted to get me.

SPEAKER_04 16:43

Yeah, see, that's why I didn't want to go in.

SPEAKER_02 16:45

Yeah, but it was uh I get a tingle.

SPEAKER_04 16:48

You get a ting? What now?

SPEAKER_02 16:52

Oh it's sunny today. Yeah, I get a tingle in my titties. Um and I got that tingle and I was like, rah creepy.

SPEAKER_04 17:00

Yeah, it was honestly, it was really creepy because to be honest, when we got there, it we saw a woman walk through with her. Oh my god, I'm so creeped out.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

Why? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 17:13

We saw a woman walk through with her dog.

SPEAKER_02 17:16

Oh, like the ghost man. So was she really there?

SPEAKER_04 17:20

Well, she didn't look at us. She didn't I mean I would be scared too, like two random people getting on like equipment and stuff. Oh, she was speaking on the phone. Yeah, she's alright, she's not. Yeah, she's fine. But yeah. True, true, true. They might do, yeah. Maybe. Oh my sister would definitely have hers.

SPEAKER_02 17:38

Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_04 17:39

She glued to it.

SPEAKER_02 17:40

Hundred.

SPEAKER_04 17:42

But we were more so we walked there and I saw her obviously walk through on her own with a dog, maybe. Um and then I thought, oh, do you know what? This is alright. Yeah. Like, but then actually trying to walk into that church, I couldn't that was like as if something was telling me not to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:59

That's how it felt.

SPEAKER_04 18:02

Yeah. So you took it a step further and actually just ignored that.

SPEAKER_02 18:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:06

Um, I couldn't ignore it. No, obviously. I don't know why my hands keep doing this. It's because I'm speaking about ghosts and I'm uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

Yeah, so um, it was very eventful. We will share some of our little ghost hand with you. Um shall we say, Cute ghost hand?

SPEAKER_04 18:28

No.

SPEAKER_02 18:29

No.

SPEAKER_04 18:32

I'd love the camera to not be at my face.

SPEAKER_02 18:34

Oh no, she's not happy, you guys. You believe things. Thank you so much. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 18:43

Hello.

SPEAKER_00 18:52

Jane. Okay. Is anyone here? You're here?

SPEAKER_04 19:11

Hello. What?

SPEAKER_02 19:16

Okay, we're just going to investigate a noise that Katora has found. We're gonna leave you now. Thank you so much. Goodbye. Did you hear that mimicast and say leave you?

SPEAKER_03 19:28

Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

Hello, you spooky little diva. So I know you are gagging to see our ghost hand. We are currently in the process of uh organizing all of this. So soon you will get a separate series released on YouTube called Death Drop Dead the Dead Files. Keep your eyes peeled on our social media pages. We will keep you updated with when the ghost hunts are coming, but they are coming. And remember, stay spooky. Anyway, um that was Glitora's Cursed Counties.

SPEAKER_01 20:14

It was creepy, ooky, spooky. Oh so clitty. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 20:22

Would you? Would I? Would you like a store?

SPEAKER_04 20:28

A store of the suck. A store! It really just fell.

SPEAKER_02 20:35

It's full. I've smudged my lipstick everywhere. Right, pass me the cellular device with the stores on.

SPEAKER_04 20:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

I may be able to read, I may have to put my glasses on. It's a clear, I have a story for you.

SPEAKER_04 20:47

You have a store.

SPEAKER_02 20:48

I have a story. So it's a preface. Um preface, a preface.

SPEAKER_04 20:52

Honestly, I have not had a fucking clue.

SPEAKER_02 20:54

Um trying to sound poshy, you see. So it's a dude and his girlfriend. A dude. A cool dude. Sorry, dude. Oh my god, that's totally rad, dude. Yeah, rock on. Oh I'm done. Rog on, dude.

SPEAKER_04 21:08

Wow, that really suits you.

SPEAKER_02 21:10

It does. Um so they've gone for him and his girlfriend's gone for a walk.

SPEAKER_04 21:14

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 21:15

Um pre this walk. The reason they've gone for a walk is because they've had a bit of a heated moment. Uh early on, like heated debate, could be an argument, could be a conversation. Uncertain. Okay. Um, because they've gone for a walk. He's now writing from this moment.

SPEAKER_04 21:29

Right, get you, get you, get you.

SPEAKER_02 21:31

Now this happened a lot quicker than I'm explaining it. My girlfriend hadn't even looked behind her, or questioned why I stopped yet by the time I said hello. I don't think she fully grasped the situation at the time. But when she looked up, that's when I realised this was far from a normal situation. She turns around and we st turns da da da she turns around and we stand there for no longer than a minute. But my girlfriend then starts running. Do you reckon he's got a girlfriend?

SPEAKER_04 21:57

I I I would think so. I'd hope so.

SPEAKER_02 22:00

Um, I don't didn't understand why yet, but of course I wasn't going to question it, so I took off with her.

SPEAKER_04 22:05

Well, yeah, she's just fucking running away. See you later. She's zoomed, she's dashed from the incredibles.

SPEAKER_02 22:09

Like I would be scared if you ran off somewhere. I'm going.

SPEAKER_04 22:12

Yeah, 100% would you like if I'm running?

SPEAKER_02 22:15

Yeah, because I if you're running, exactly. But something has spooked you. Yeah. So when we get back to the stairs of my building, she sat down and told me she saw someone or something.

SPEAKER_05 22:26

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 22:27

Turn its head and look at us. She said it was white, like as white as a white painted wall. She said it was skinny and long, long fingers, arms, and legs. The Slender Man. It is Slender Man. It's reverse Slender Man.

SPEAKER_06 22:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:40

Um the whole nine yards. I was terrified. So naturally, we went back into my house and I tried to look into what it could be. My girlfriend found this website explaining how being vulnerable can cause things to happen. This sort of thing, my girlfriend seeing something or hearing something has been happening a lot. Back to the conversation we had before we went for a walk, the one I mentioned.

SPEAKER_03 23:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:02

Um, it wasn't an argument or anything like that. It was something that's been going on for over a year or so of her life, and she hasn't been able to move on from it. She thinks that what happened that night was her fault due to not being able to let go of the situation from her past and therefore making herself an easy target to be attached to.

SPEAKER_04 23:19

Oh. I know. So it sounds like she has trauma.

SPEAKER_02 23:21

She's got trauma.

SPEAKER_04 23:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:23

Maybe since I heard it this time too, whatever it is that's attached to her is trying to mess with her in other ways. Now, as for myself, I really am not sure I want to believe in the paranormal and ghosts, but I've never really seen it myself. I've had, I guess, a few encounters, but for the most part, they've all been pretty easy to explain away. As for this one, I'm not sure. I know what I heard. My girlfriend didn't hear anyone saying anything, but she did see something. I find it hard to believe we both at least experienced something at the same time and it just be our imaginations. However, as a sceptic, I have to question it. My girlfriend is quite skittish. She gets scared quickly, so maybe I thought I heard something, and she had something like a placebo effect.

SPEAKER_03 24:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

Also, like I've said, I've walked out there by myself so many times at night with so many different emotions. When I'm sad, mad, perfectly fly fine, flying. Flying, perfectly flying, you're two holidays. Um, whatever. Why haven't I ever heard or seen anything before? And what about the countless other walks me and her have had? So the question is, were we just under the influence of alcohol and miss hearing and seeing things? Does my girlfriend actually have an attachment? And if she does, how do we get rid of it? Or if anything, was it just a random normal, paranormal experience? I can't wrap my head around it. Please let me know what you guys think. From the future.

SPEAKER_04 24:50

Oh, there's there's more.

SPEAKER_02 24:52

There's a follow-up.

SPEAKER_04 24:53

Oh my gosh. We've split up.

SPEAKER_02 24:56

Split up. We're done, Darren. Um, so from the future, I wrote this draft months ago, probably almost a year ago now. I never posted it simply because I haven't ever posted on Reddit before. And the fear of it all washed away. Me and my girlfriend have since moved from our old apartment. We don't mention this experience anymore, almost at all. When I remembered I'd wrote this, I came back to read it and thought it would be maybe important to add on and also finally actually post it. I am sorry in advance for how long this story has been to read out, but I'm fearful again, and maybe someone could help out.

SPEAKER_05 25:29

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 25:30

So I'm originally from Pittsburgh, PA. My girlfriend lived with me there until we moved recently back to her hometown across state. I left for a couple of weeks, which brings me to now. To visit brings me to um, I left for a couple of weeks to visit some family I have out in North Carolina, which brings me back to now. I'm currently staying in my family cabin with my mother until I go back. However, here's where the fear comes. She is currently staying with a friend as we are set yet again to move. But the other night she finally decided to tell me something that I hadn't originally linked to this situation. She told me that for about a week someone has been watching her through the living room window.

SPEAKER_04 26:10

Oh, freak. Uh why would you not tell him straight away?

SPEAKER_02 26:14

I'm sorry, who's peering in the window?

SPEAKER_04 26:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:16

Nah. That's that's creepy. That's scary, more scary than a ghost.

SPEAKER_04 26:21

Yeah. Like I always get scared. Like, if I'm closing my curtains or I like I want to look out, I'm scared that someone's gonna pop out.

SPEAKER_02 26:28

Then bulb imagine then bulbas eyes like looking at you.

SPEAKER_04 26:30

Yeah, boo.

SPEAKER_02 26:31

Yeah, you have got bulbas eyes.

SPEAKER_04 26:33

Like they're massive.

SPEAKER_02 26:34

Bulbas are bulbas. Um so yeah, she's having someone peeking through her windows. I'm just trying to find where I was up to. Okay, she said every night someone comes to the window and looks at her, and that it's only ever just a shadow. She's never been able to get a good look at it. I was, of course, terrified. There is nothing worse than feeling hopeless because you're not able to be there for or protect someone you love deeply.

SPEAKER_04 27:07

Oh, bless him.

SPEAKER_02 27:08

Now, logically, I assumed this was just a person because that would be your first thought. But after rereading everything I said almost a year ago now, I'm not sure. She only told me that night because they'd stopped coming. Oh they haven't been back since the night she told me. I figure that maybe it stopped coming because again, the reaction it wanted was not received.

SPEAKER_03 27:33

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:34

When she told me she didn't even seem that frightened, I felt like I was more scared than she was. I'm honestly hoping it just that it is just something like an attachment now. The friend she is staying with hasn't mentioned anything about anything like that ever happening before. I'm obviously not ruling out that this is just a person with terrible intentions, but I do only wonder. My girlfriend mentioned to me a couple days ago that she had seen something from the corner of her eye peeking around the corner at her. She said that all she could see about it was that it was white. Now again, I hadn't put two and two together. Oh but rereading our original story, the colour white is very familiar. She has also been in a very sensitive state lately, and I wonder if whatever it is is using that against her. So again, if you have any idea what this could be, if you think this makes any sense, or if you've just ever experienced something similar, please let me know. It would be greatly appreciated.

SPEAKER_04 28:33

I can give advice.

SPEAKER_02 28:34

Thank you for reading. Give us some advice, Clitty.

SPEAKER_04 28:36

She's got schizophrenia.

SPEAKER_02 28:38

Oh, we're gone made medical diagnoses.

SPEAKER_04 28:40

Well, yeah, it seems to be only when she's down. Okay. So I think that could be that could be like the what is the words? Like the plausible explanation.

SPEAKER_00 28:54

Plausible.

SPEAKER_04 28:54

But if you're going like um if we're going to spooky. Yeah, which it very much could be. It's very creepy.

SPEAKER_02 29:01

I'd say like a little gin or something attached.

SPEAKER_04 29:03

Yeah, what's the gin?

SPEAKER_02 29:04

Creepy spirits. Like there's so many videos of gins.

SPEAKER_04 29:08

Um I'm just hearing like JIN.

SPEAKER_02 29:12

Um it's used a lot in, I believe, Middle Eastern, like to to describe in Middle Eastern. She's like mid a lot of Middle Eastern cultures to picture or describe a evil spirit that walks the earth.

SPEAKER_04 29:28

Oh no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 29:29

And there's a video of a gin caught on camera, a gin, I'll say. Um so scary.

SPEAKER_04 29:34

I don't I I don't need like creeps me out. I can't watch stuff like that because then I think it's gonna attach it to me.

SPEAKER_02 29:40

Yeah, fair. Yeah, um, so yeah, that he wanted some advice. If anyone has any advice, any thoughts on what this could be, comment on our Instagram, send us an email.

SPEAKER_04 29:50

Yeah, like horrible, honestly, awful. So, do you want my scores? Let's go for a score. Okay, so I don't know where I got it from, a thread, somewhere. Um, do you wanna do you wanna name it? Without it.

SPEAKER_02 30:06

I'm going to name it the light box.

SPEAKER_04 30:12

Have you seen it?

SPEAKER_02 30:13

No. No, I'm joking. I'm saying it because of the light box.

SPEAKER_04 30:15

I'm fully joking.

SPEAKER_02 30:16

Oh yeah, my heart is pounding.

SPEAKER_04 30:18

Yeah, I thought I'd be creepy. Creepy badge. Creepy. Anyway. This is a weird one.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 30:27

I have a cousin that was bitten and always had some strange occurrences. One time I was visiting my cousin's house. He was on his way home, and I was chatting with my aunt. My father is the handyman of the family. If you need something fixed, he's your guy. So I'm talking to her and ask, hey aunt, why what?

SPEAKER_06 30:51

What?

SPEAKER_04 30:53

Hey aunt, why you not my uncle had fixed my cousin door?

SPEAKER_02 30:58

Who? Sorry. A E I O U. Like I'll I'll I'll um I'd say that it requires interpretation.

SPEAKER_04 31:06

Yeah, I will change what they have said because obviously they're illiterate.

SPEAKER_02 31:11

Illiterate as fuck.

SPEAKER_04 31:12

Uh dickheads, go to school. Anyway, so I'm talking I'm talking to my aunt and say, hey aunt, why has your uncle not fixed my cousin's door? That door had been busted since I had memory of it. And she told me that my uncle was apprehensive about it and asked her why so. I'm sorry, if you know the word apprehensive, I'm sure you can string a sentence together.

SPEAKER_02 31:37

Yeah, literally, why have you just said my uncle fixed door now? Who? Oh, ha. Like that. What am I thinking of?

SPEAKER_01 31:50

Shark pain.

SPEAKER_04 31:51

Yeah, that's what I was doing. That's when she told me that my uncle broke the door because they thought that a burglar had entered the house. Is that how you say it? Burglar?

SPEAKER_02 32:01

I can't pronounce the word, so I'm not going to.

SPEAKER_04 32:03

Burglar. Burglar. Yep, we'll rock and roll.

SPEAKER_02 32:05

We'll rock and roll. I'll say robber.

SPEAKER_04 32:06

Yeah, that a robber had entered the house while my cousin was sleeping.

SPEAKER_02 32:11

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 32:12

They realized sorry, am I boring you?

SPEAKER_02 32:14

Yeah, I'm having a little sh little shiver. Shiver on me, timbers.

SPEAKER_04 32:18

They realized something was wrong because of my cousin's screams for help. When my uncle tried to open the door, it was unlocked, but it wouldn't budge. Giving the impression it was glued or something. When he managed to bust it open, they find my cousin on the foot of the bed, whimpering and covered in human fucking bites from head to toe. Even in the back.

SPEAKER_02 32:48

How old is cousin?

SPEAKER_04 32:49

Dunno. And behind the knees.

SPEAKER_02 32:52

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 32:52

I'm not even done. He said that the dark figures mocked him and hurt him while he was crying. They took him to the doctor.

SPEAKER_01 33:02

Oh god.

SPEAKER_04 33:03

Oh, the dark figure didn't take him to the doctor. No, no.

SPEAKER_02 33:07

Hi, I'm here to possess you, but you're looking a bit poorly. Should we go get a checkup?

SPEAKER_04 33:12

I was thinking, what the fuck? Like, how nice. How sweet.

SPEAKER_02 33:15

Absolutely. Like hi, it's 111 here. We are recruiting for a paranormal um clinician. Can we just have a spirit come and sit in the office?

SPEAKER_04 33:22

Yeah, honestly, why not? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 33:26

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04 33:29

So he said that the dark figure mocked him and hurt him while he was crying.

SPEAKER_06 33:33

Right.

SPEAKER_04 33:34

They took him to the doctor where they explained some of the bites were impossible to be made by himself. Also, psycho.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

Well, yeah, if he's bitten on the back of the knee, how the fuck are you gonna stretch your neck round? Yeah, literally to bite the back of your knee.

SPEAKER_04 33:47

Yeah, no, I don't think I could bite the back of my knee. I mean, I can't bite the back of my back, at least.

SPEAKER_02 33:52

No, literally. Like the fuck are you? Stretch arms strong. Yeah, this is incredible. Oh monkey de luffy.

SPEAKER_04 33:57

Yeah, I've eaten um monkey de luffy.

SPEAKER_02 34:01

Oh, that was so cute. I've honestly um just eating a gum gum fruit.

SPEAKER_04 34:05

Oh, don't. So possible to be made by himself. Also, physiod physiological evaluation, mandatory with kids to discard domestic violence, said that besides the trauma of the encounter, there were no signs of abuse. The house always felt weird, dark, and eerie, and I was never able to sleep, not even one night over. My cousin hardened a lot after that, and other weird things happened to him. He became one of the toughest and courageous motherfuckers that I know. Oh, that's it.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

Like that's fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 34:45

Yeah, can you imagine?

SPEAKER_02 34:46

Like he's covered head to toe in bites.

SPEAKER_04 34:48

Yeah, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 34:49

Like, did he get a tetanus jab?

SPEAKER_04 34:51

Well, I'd hope so. He went to the doctors. Yeah, fucking weird. I'm sorry. Like if I wake up in bites, I mean I'd think that I just gnawed myself in the sleep, probably.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

Sorry, I needed a midnight snack, so I've just got my skin off. What did you do the other night, B? What was I eating? What did you eat? Oh no, stop it. I feel terrible, terrible. So it's Easter. It is Easter. It is Easter. So basically, I buy um eggs and little bits for the kitties in my life. So um, nieces and nephews, so there's um I buy six in total. Yeah, six kids. Your two boys, my sister has um a boy, two girls, my cousin has a little boy. So the six children, and my youngest, youngest niece, my sisters, is about one and a quarter to be precise, approaching one and a half, yeah, um, around that time frame. So I'd got her some like little cute chocolatey bits and a cute little like sheep chocolate lolly. So I've woken up and they're in these adorable little lunch boxes, like a cardboard box in it. Yeah. Um, and I've woken up and overnight I've just eaten everything.

SPEAKER_04 36:08

But you didn't realise until I was round.

SPEAKER_02 36:10

Yeah, and then I'm going through packaging them all together, and then I've realized, fuck. Where's the sheep lolly? Where's it all gone? I've eaten it in my bastard sleep. But me, sleep eating is a known thing. Yeah, it's not something out of the ordinary. I sleep walk, I sleep talk, I sleep eat. My brain just doesn't switch off. It's very fun. Yeah, the mat conversation I've tried to have with you when I've been asleep.

SPEAKER_04 36:31

Tried to have, no, you have them.

SPEAKER_02 36:33

Yeah, I have them. I don't know what I say.

SPEAKER_04 36:34

No, sometimes I record them if I get a chance.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

But if she ever gets a chance, um, we will post some of the shit, the shit that I get up to when I'm asleep.

SPEAKER_04 36:44

Yeah, honestly.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

Oh, it's ridiculous. Like, I don't know if sleep eating until I wake up and there's like crisps in the bed. You've got crumbs, crumbs in your bed. I have crumbles on the bed. I wasn't gonna say it, but yeah. Yeah, that's a um trauma from a previous ex of mine. Crumbles. Um, if that resonates with you know who you are, bitch. Prick prick. Um I mean, I don't know you, but no, you don't know him. The baby was prick. Yeah, so anyway, that was our story time there, Kidora.

SPEAKER_01 37:13

So we have our other section we're gonna do this week.

SPEAKER_00 37:18

We do, we do, boo snooze, boo boost.

SPEAKER_02 37:30

Oh no, I was yawning. Oh, um, so Boostnoo's the section which which allows me uh to psychically interpret your dreams. I know. Um Klitora is training, so she's also going to interpret your dreams. I am so let us load up some of your dreams. These dreams have been stolen, okay, from Reddit. So, with that, if this is yours, tell me. So, our dream this week. Oh no, is it this one? We have a couple. So, the weirdest dream that someone's experienced. My best friend took me to some farmland during a time when it was covered in a thick layer of snow, gave me a large squirt gun and told me to spray the cows as they came in. I take one look at the cows and I get sad and throw the gun into the snow. The farmer or farmhand sees us, yells, and curses at us, and makes us line up against the fence. I swear to him that it was all my friend's idea. This large mob of people, consisting of everyone I know, gathers around to watch this unfold. And at some point, my friend says something to me, and in that moment I fly into this murderous rage, grabbing him by the front and screaming, You son of a bitch, I'll fucking kill you. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. His face is getting redder and redder with every squeeze. Finally, my mum pulls me away and I let him go. Oh, I'm awakened. What do we think, Letty? I've spat all over.

SPEAKER_04 39:07

I ain't got a fucking clue.

SPEAKER_02 39:08

So I'm guessing from this, so she's obviously having a bit of a fallout with a bestie, hence why she's expressing a lot of angry emotion. At the same time, with um being told to do something, not doing it, um, and then getting blamed or accused of not doing this action because of her emotional response.

SPEAKER_05 39:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:34

Um, potentially she, I feel that this person, I'm saying she, but I feel that this person has then been blessed. Sorry. Um, given maybe an ultimatum that she's dealing with could be an ultimatum with her best friend. Um, yeah, everyone's aware of said situation. So I don't know. I feel there may be some tension with her best friend or with her friend out there. There's been some form of ultimatum, is what it seems like. So we're gonna tell her to um, if they're giving you an ultimatum, do the thing that's gonna make them leave you because no one should give you an ultimatum.

SPEAKER_04 40:12

Exactly. I hate a fucking ultimatum. Your cunts do not give them. Yeah, so I would say that she's just in love with her best friend.

SPEAKER_02 40:20

Yeah, yeah, that's probably that, isn't it? Yeah, she wants to get fingered by a best friend.

SPEAKER_04 40:23

Yeah, why not?

SPEAKER_02 40:24

Okay, so Darlene, um, go to a farm, get fingered by your best friend, and have a look at the cows. Yeah, 10 out of 10. Would you like another one? Yeah, I'd love one. So I had this recurring dream. I'm in my town centre and I see a huge mushroom cloud exploding in the distance. It's fast approaching, and I jump into the fountain in the last second, since I'm extremely slow. As I go in, I can see the flames and destruction from underwater, and I emerge to see everything destroyed. I'm having this dream since I was five or six years old, and it gets me every time I'm now 24. So I've got this one, Sas, it's very simple. Go on, then you go. Um, basically, this person has severe displacement and abandonment issues. So the fact that they're scared of everything they know at this current uh situation blowing up in their face, and they can do nothing about it but hide away from that situation. They're very fearful that potentially some big change is gonna happen. They're sitting on a secret, maybe. Sitting on a secret, um, maybe they're a homo, could be and them unraveling this secret or them sharing, or something happening is going to blow everything they know in their life to shit, basically. So they're very scared for that, but it's been from a young age, so it could be a deeper message, could be a trauma-induced message, which would be very sad.

SPEAKER_04 41:46

So, my thing is um, I just think it's just saying that he needs to go to therapy.

SPEAKER_02 41:53

Yeah, you're fucked up, go to therapy.

SPEAKER_04 41:55

Fucked up, you need to go to therapy and the gym.

SPEAKER_02 41:57

There we go. Yeah, you're slow. Um you're seeing mushroom clouds, so it's telling you go to Amsterdam. Oh, I was thinking go and um eat a mushroom. Oh, she's going for legal, legal highs.

SPEAKER_01 42:10

Yes, she was chasing highs.

SPEAKER_02 42:13

Oh, I know that's so cute. That's Alma. Um, anyway, so Clitty's off to Amsterdam to do some truffles, apparently. So that was our second dream there. I do have two more. Go for it. My first memory was a nightmare I had when I was around five. I remember it vividly, and I have no idea why it scared me so much. I look back and laugh at it because it is so weird. Anyways, my friends and I, we're all playing in my childhood home. Then there was a knock on the door. Knock, knock, knock. My friend went to open it, and there was Barney at the door.

SPEAKER_04 42:43

Barney, here's a dinosaur of your imagination. Stick your finger up his bum and give him constipation.

SPEAKER_02 42:51

Oh, I love that. I love my little pony, skinny and bony, sitting on the grass, finger up her ass, or something like that. I don't know that one. My little pony, skinny and bony, sitting on the grass, and she's fingering her ass, something along those lines. Um love that. So Barney from your imagination is at the door. My friend invited him in, but every time he looked at me, he had evil red eyes. Oh no one else noticed this. Eventually, Barney tried to get everyone outside. I followed hesitantly, and as soon as I stepped outside, I saw that triceratops character. BJ.

SPEAKER_04 43:30

The boy, yeah, the yellow one.

SPEAKER_02 43:32

Or is it Baby Bob? Yeah, no, he's a triceratops. It's um BJ.

SPEAKER_04 43:36

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:37

Baby Bob is the Oh, she's a little steggy.

SPEAKER_04 43:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:40

Is she a steggy?

SPEAKER_04 43:41

I think so.

SPEAKER_02 43:42

Yeah. Um, I saw that triceratops character charging everyone with a horns and had glowing red eyes. This is when I realized they were out for blood. I tried to get everyone to run, but they wouldn't listen. I watched Barney and the Triceratops take down my younger brother, and that's when I wake up.

unknown 43:59

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

Oh, so Barney is out for blood. Yeah, fully. Barney and BJ. Hiya, Barney. Can I have a BJ? Yeah. Um, they're out to get him. So my interpretation here. Barney is heavily associated with childhood.

SPEAKER_03 44:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:16

Heavily, heavily of childhood. He was in his childhood home. This is his sanctity, his safe space. Do you know what I mean? His childhood home. Childhood is for the most part, we say, always considered a safe space for your inner child unless there's been traumas attached to that childhood. Yes. So we're going to say that his childhood is his safe space. However, Barney is now a character that's breaking that safe space. That's coming in and attacking, charging, murdering, causing shit for him, basically.

SPEAKER_05 44:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:47

Um, so I would interpret Barney as being maybe a protagonist in a potential childhood trauma. I do feel that something's happened to this um individual, and Barney is the way of being able to express that. And I do think that situations potentially happen to both him and his younger brother.

SPEAKER_04 45:07

Yeah, maybe. So I was just thinking that he kind of just didn't want a younger brother anymore.

SPEAKER_02 45:14

Oh, kill him off.

SPEAKER_04 45:16

Yeah, like he's kind of jealous.

SPEAKER_02 45:18

He wanted to be the only child. Oh my god, just yeah, absolutely. I'll stab you at my triceratops horn.

SPEAKER_04 45:23

Yeah, 100%. And he had a bit of a fetish.

SPEAKER_02 45:27

He's got a dinosaur fetish. Yeah, that's you. You wrote this. Yeah, that it is mine. Yeah. Well, I'll give you one more and then we're gonna wrap up our boost nose. All right. Oh I once had a dream in which I was at school. I once had a dream in which I was at school, and while I don't remember most of the dream, I remember one part where I managed to put a binder in my locker. Oh in such a way that shouldn't have been possible in real life.

SPEAKER_04 45:57

Oh, wait, they mean a binder.

SPEAKER_02 46:00

I hate us.

SPEAKER_04 46:01

Like a like a folder, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:03

In doing so, I realized that I was in a dream. I freaked out and started accusing people of keeping this a secret from me. Then I wake up. What? Oh, she's lucid dream. So I'll do it again. I once had a dream in which I was at school, and while I don't remember most of the dream, I remember one part where I managed to put a binder in the locker in such a way that shouldn't have been possible in real life. And in doing so, I realized that I was in a dream. So her putting the binder in has made her trip into lucidity that she's now lucid dreaming. Um, I freaked out and started accusing people of keeping this a secret from me, and then I woke up. So she's realized she's in a dream while she's dreaming, she's lucid dreaming. Oh so she if she explored this world, she 100% would be able to control that.

SPEAKER_04 46:46

Yeah, so I didn't realise that's what lucid dreaming was.

SPEAKER_02 46:50

Yeah, when you control your dreams, you can train to do it. Yeah, I can do that. Control your dreams when you're having a dream. Yeah, that's lucid dreaming.

SPEAKER_04 46:58

Whenever I can, whenever I have a dream, I can I can change things.

SPEAKER_02 47:02

Yeah, that's lucid dreaming.

SPEAKER_04 47:04

Oh, I don't like that.

SPEAKER_02 47:05

That's what like Hunter does, and um Dalton from Insidious.

SPEAKER_04 47:09

Won't be dreaming ever again. I'll take medication for it.

SPEAKER_02 47:11

Yeah, someone get her some Klonazapam and knock her out. Um, so yeah, my interpretation is that she's just exploring depths of her brain so she can have the ability to lucid dream.

SPEAKER_04 47:21

Yeah. Mine is that trans. Yeah, she she wants to be trans.

SPEAKER_02 47:29

Yeah, stunning.

SPEAKER_04 47:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:30

Well, we can't then miss pronoun her.

SPEAKER_04 47:33

No. So well, no, because they might just wear a binder. Like, yeah, I I I have a binder. I I'm not trans.

SPEAKER_02 47:41

Yeah, true. So what's your interpretation of the dream?

unknown 47:46

I can't make it a funny.

SPEAKER_00 47:48

So that was Oh boo snooze. Every time we do that, we are going on. That's our boo snooze, darling.

SPEAKER_04 47:58

Snoozes, snoozes, snoozes, snoozes, snoozes.

SPEAKER_02 48:02

Um shall we take a little look in our paranormal playbook?

SPEAKER_01 48:13

That sounds like Sega. Sega. I was out of key.

SPEAKER_02 48:19

Um paranormal playbook. So I have a game for you. You do another. I have another. It's very dramatic.

SPEAKER_06 48:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 48:27

Are you ready for um um amateur theatre? Um theatre. Theatre. Um, theatricals. Yeah, so it's amateur theatre. Okay. So, what I feel we should do is we should act possessed.

SPEAKER_04 48:45

Right, okay.

SPEAKER_02 48:46

The other person has to guess who has possessed you.

SPEAKER_04 48:50

Okay. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 48:52

So we're limited for movement, of course. We're mic'd up, headphones up. Yeah, we are. But um Would you like me to go first?

SPEAKER_04 49:00

Yes, it's your game, you start.

SPEAKER_02 49:02

It's my game, I'll start. Okay. You're gonna break everything. Oh, I'm smashing it all up. Oh my god, let me move this away. Let's make some space. I've break my rug. Right, I'm shaking, I'm possessed. Oh my god, are you a lesbian? You look like a lesbian anyway. You're a milkwoman.

SPEAKER_00 49:26

Who the fuck are you being? What the fuck are you doing? You're like having yourself. This is my possession. Oh my god!

SPEAKER_02 49:37

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 49:39

No, stop it.

SPEAKER_02 49:40

Um there's one thing I can say, but I'll give it away straight away.

SPEAKER_04 49:42

Well, I I think you need to give it away because I haven't got a fucking clue what you're doing.

unknown 49:48

Right.

SPEAKER_02 49:49

Do you carry the milk cartons yourself? You're a lesbian, you look like a lesbian anyway. With arms like that, um you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

SPEAKER_00 49:59

Robinson!

SPEAKER_02 50:01

For God's my idol! Oh my lover. Yeah, well, you need to work on that. I do, I can't do, I can't do um impressions.

SPEAKER_04 50:09

I cannot shake like that.

SPEAKER_02 50:10

I don't know why I shook.

SPEAKER_04 50:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 50:13

My panties have come down.

SPEAKER_04 50:14

Let me have a little think.

SPEAKER_02 50:19

You could just do this.

SPEAKER_04 50:21

No, my bingo wings will go.

SPEAKER_02 50:23

Oh, awkward.

SPEAKER_04 50:24

Okay. Oh, she's possessed. Oh my god! Someone get a doctor. I can't do it. Like, I'm not funny like you.

SPEAKER_02 50:37

Uh I I just stood her in shook. I said I'm a lesbian.

SPEAKER_04 50:40

I'm a lesbian. Tasha Ellis. That's not mine. That's not mine.

SPEAKER_02 50:49

I won't look our face this way.

SPEAKER_04 50:51

So I would love to just go on holiday and just have a nice little soak on in the pool with my very, very small vodka.

SPEAKER_02 51:04

Oh my god, stop it. Stop. Have we got Pauline from Benedome?

SPEAKER_04 51:08

It's Pauline from Benedome.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

Pauline from fucking Benedome. Yeah, that's me. Thank you, thank you. I'm just talking in Boo's voice. That's so depressing. Yeah. Um, so I'm gonna do another one for ya. I'm just gonna go this way quickly. Because I'm obviously I'm possessed, so I've got to act apart. Crawling up the wall. Oh chinkies, oh jinkies, oh jinkies! You're gyrating! I'm I'm possessed. Yeah, okay, you're Velma.

SPEAKER_00 51:41

Got it, got it. I've lost my glasses. I've lost my glasses. Oh my god, thanks, Scoob. I found them.

SPEAKER_02 51:50

No, I don't need my glasses today. My eyesight's good. No kind of racks, Liz. Um, right, Liz Munelli, go. Okay. Uh possess. Oh no, oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 52:02

Oh no, Cley! Oh my god, it's the condensation. Is she Ricky? Oh, yeah, I could be Ricky, I could be any of them. Oh, is it any of them? Yeah, like I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 52:14

I who did you want to um fondle?

SPEAKER_04 52:17

Ricky.

SPEAKER_02 52:18

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 52:18

Yeah, I loved Ricky.

SPEAKER_02 52:20

Like, you definitely give the vibe that when the kettle boils, you put your hand over and pretend that you've done it.

SPEAKER_04 52:24

I don't do this because that is Emma's. She goes like this to freeze.

SPEAKER_02 52:28

Okay, I'd never say that.

SPEAKER_04 52:29

And then Clio's is like this. So do you want to like move water? No, because I didn't like Cleo. I liked Ricky. And yes, I still do do it when the water boils, and you go like this. And I used to love it because it would show my bones on my hands. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:46

She's such a dickhead. I love it.

SPEAKER_02 52:49

So that was our little game. Game. Yeah. Um, our little um obviously we can't act, so enjoy. Yeah. Um, I can act. Yeah, you've done 10 out of 10. Yeah. I've just gyrated and absolutely thrust in the air. Anyway, it is what it is. So that was our panel favourite, let's favor it. Done, finito. Finished. So pretty. We're coming to the end of our episode. We are. But do you know what we can't end without? What can't we end without?

SPEAKER_04 53:22

We cannot. We cannot end. I like the little face lot. Yeah. We cannot end without our chant. A chant! And we have a new one today.

SPEAKER_02 53:34

Oh, hit me with it.

SPEAKER_04 53:35

So are you ready?

SPEAKER_02 53:36

Go. Home.

SPEAKER_04 53:38

Okay. Ropes of shadow, grips of flame. Bind the field and stake our claim. Leather lace and iron tight. Chelsea women rule the night. Chains of power twist and turn. Opponents fall, their bodies burn. Feet like hounds, hearts of steel. Every strike bends to our will.

SPEAKER_02 54:06

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 54:07

By rope, by whip, by magic's hand, we dominate the pitch. We command. Obviously, I don't have that accent. Command.

SPEAKER_01 54:17

We command.

SPEAKER_04 54:18

Goal and glory, bound and free. The game surrenders unto me. Oh so that's the chant of the week.

SPEAKER_02 54:29

Yeah, so everyone's gonna go have some absolute amazing, spicy BDSM sex, make it kinky with footballers, with footballers. Everyone like girly pops out there, come back to back multiple times. Um, men out there, do one. Uh that is the end of our episode. It is. So if you have any stories, games, experiences, evidence, anything you think would work well on the pod, anything you want us to read or do for you. Um BDSM mode here. Honestly.

SPEAKER_04 55:06

Send it across to our email address, which is devdropdeadpod at gmail.com.

SPEAKER_02 55:14

Lovely. Follow our TikTok, YouTube, and Instagram for videos and clips um of the ghost hunt, which is dev dropdead underscore.

SPEAKER_04 55:27

Gorgeous.

SPEAKER_02 55:28

For the full ghost hunt, you'll find that on YouTube. Other videos will be TikTok and Insta. And head over to our Instagram to get ready for next week's Klitor's Cursed Counties. Hello, Divas. We made a boo-boo. Our YouTube is Def Drop Dead. Just Def Drop Dead. That is it. Um Instagram, Def Drop Dead underscore, TikTok, Def Drop Dead underscore, Gmail, Def Drop Deadpod at gmail.com. Thank y'all. Shall we Cynthia Revo it?

SPEAKER_04 56:04

Let's Cynthia Revo it.

SPEAKER_02 56:08

Have you got somewhere? I got it. She's got it. Head over to Instagram, you'll find the clues. Um have a guest message us, see if you get it correct. Yes. So, as always, goodbye. Goodbye, and stay spooky. Oh my god, Diva, you need to stop what you're doing. Sit back down in that chair and listen for one more minute.

SPEAKER_04 56:39

Me and Clitora are gonna play you uh blooper of the week. Enjoy and stay spooky. Yeah, and you'll see us out of drag. How would you not want that? Honestly, smash.

SPEAKER_02 56:55

And you can sit there and play smash a pass with us. But if the answer's not smash smash, then unsubscribe. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 57:03

If you're a woman and you say pass to me, I'm not interested, you don't need to listen. Um, and if you're a man and say pass to them, then not interested, you're not listening. Too right. Just kidding.

SPEAKER_02 57:15

We want to flirt, we're single and we're half ready to mingle.

SPEAKER_04 57:18

No, we're not. No, we're not, we're not because we've booked fucking Barcelona. Yes.