Ep 7 - " SIX SEVEN?!"

In the Seventh episode of Death Drop Dead, Boo! Khakii and Cl!toraaa Hood tell creepy stories, let you into an EXCLUSIVE ghost hunt and delve into Cl!tty's love life through a DREAM?! 

Whos got Spina bifida? Have we found Ted Bundy? Why was Cl!toraaa leaking?

Stay Spooky 'xo 

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Do you want to feature on the pod? Send us your creepy stories and your unexplained dreams, or do you know of any ookie spooky locations that we can visit, let us know. 

Transcript

unknown 0:10

Oh, you have a stomach.

SPEAKER_01 0:15

He's dead. Oh my god!

SPEAKER_08 0:18

Right, thanks for the podcast. We do this every week.

SPEAKER_04 0:22

Wearing a coat. She must be with my ex-husband.

SPEAKER_08 0:29

Master Light. I tell you what I would do for Master Light. I would kill someone for Master Light. You've heard it here first. I will murder if you can make me a Master Light. I will take out your arch nemesis.

SPEAKER_10 0:42

What episode are we? Seven things I'm gonna match you!

SPEAKER_08 0:49

Rude little bitch, you crackle.

SPEAKER_02 0:54

Because I feel like you're gonna accidentally summon something to me.

SPEAKER_06 0:58

Johnny, Johnny, raise your arms.

SPEAKER_05 1:01

Bozus! Bozus! Oh glitore! I would love a story! Ollie, hola! Hey!

SPEAKER_02 1:13

Hola!

SPEAKER_08 1:14

You missed the hola.

SPEAKER_04 1:19

I was just thinking.

SPEAKER_08 1:20

Are we recording you guys? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 1:22

I was just thinking about I don't know what, but actually. Like I have no idea.

SPEAKER_08 1:27

I love thoughts.

SPEAKER_04 1:29

I love thoughts.

SPEAKER_08 1:30

I love thoughts. So guys, deep in thought, that is Clitor Head.

SPEAKER_04 1:35

That is Bakar Kane.

SPEAKER_09 1:37

And this is She's still deep in thought.

SPEAKER_04 1:42

I'm not with it.

SPEAKER_09 1:44

She's not with it.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

And this is DevTop Dev. Episode.

SPEAKER_10 1:52

I deal me. What episode are we?

SPEAKER_11 1:59

Seven things I hate about you.

SPEAKER_05 2:01

You're lame, your game, you're something else.

SPEAKER_09 2:04

Oh my god, get it right.

SPEAKER_08 2:05

Oh no, right.

SPEAKER_04 2:06

You're lame, you're games, you're insecure. That's not it.

SPEAKER_08 2:08

No, I've made up, I feel.

SPEAKER_04 2:10

No, that is it.

SPEAKER_08 2:10

That is it.

SPEAKER_04 2:11

The seven things I hate about you, your hair, your eyes, your only vice. When we no, that's love. That's the love book. The seven things I hate about you, your hair, your games. What is it? Your main, your games, you're insecure. You love me, you like her. You make me laugh, you make me cry.

SPEAKER_00 2:29

I guess I guess I smoke 20 rich men a day.

SPEAKER_04 2:33

I don't know which decide to buy your friends their jokes when you act like them, just to know it hurts. I wanna be with the one I know. And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do. You make me love you.

SPEAKER_08 2:58

I love my singing, that was so good.

SPEAKER_04 3:00

I'm sorry, I actually know every single one of those words.

SPEAKER_08 3:02

Yeah, why did you not? I throw you off by saying lame and gay.

SPEAKER_04 3:04

But they are the right words. I just wasn't yeah, I just wasn't ready for them.

SPEAKER_08 3:07

No, that's valid. Yeah, apologies.

SPEAKER_04 3:10

So, yeah, it's episode seven.

SPEAKER_08 3:11

Episode seven is what we're up to, guys. Seven, seven weeks of us.

SPEAKER_04 3:17

We need to restart. There's a better one. No, there isn't. There isn't. That's 16.

SPEAKER_08 3:22

Oh we'll wait for episode 16 for that one, guys. So, Clitty, what have you been up to?

SPEAKER_04 3:32

Dunno.

SPEAKER_08 3:33

Dunno, we've had a busy old time. Have we? I mean, your outfit should give it away.

unknown 3:42

Oh yeah!

SPEAKER_04 3:44

Wait, it's a show.

SPEAKER_09 3:46

We've done a show.

SPEAKER_04 3:48

Pride show, it was very fun.

SPEAKER_08 3:50

Yes, it was pre-pride at the Blue Moon in Cambridge with now that's what I call drag.

SPEAKER_04 3:56

No. Oh, that's dance from just dance. Dance! Dance! Have you not played just dance?

SPEAKER_08 4:08

I have, but not to know like the ad libs and bit that's not the ad lib.

SPEAKER_04 4:12

I can't English today.

SPEAKER_08 4:14

Oh my god, she's so millennial.

SPEAKER_04 4:15

I'm actually not, I'm a Gen Z, unfortunately. Um yeah, at the beginning, when it opens, it's like dance. What can I hear?

SPEAKER_08 4:26

Probably traffic outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 4:29

True.

SPEAKER_08 4:29

Yeah, the window is open because it's absolutely scorching up here.

SPEAKER_04 4:33

It's lots of traffic. What is that song? You give me lots of panic, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 4:40

I love him so much. Yes, oops, I'm in traffic. My car is super sonic. My crunchy accent.

SPEAKER_04 4:51

So anyway, yeah. So we did a pre pre-pride show.

SPEAKER_08 4:55

We did at the blue moon in Cambridge. With now that's what I call drag, or in Clitty's words, dance.

SPEAKER_04 5:03

Everyone knows what that is. It's just you.

SPEAKER_08 5:05

Just me. I mean, I only played, I think, one series, one game of just dance.

SPEAKER_04 5:10

One it's a shame.

SPEAKER_08 5:11

Yeah, I didn't like continue the vibe with it.

SPEAKER_04 5:13

I can tell.

SPEAKER_08 5:14

But yeah, our numbers went really well. What? You rude little bitch, you creton.

SPEAKER_04 5:20

Oh, after you said about me eating pie.

SPEAKER_08 5:24

You brought it up. I just said 3.14.

SPEAKER_04 5:26

And you call me 47 stone.

SPEAKER_08 5:28

I said I was 47 stone.

SPEAKER_04 5:30

I'm sorry, but I don't know what this voice is that I have right now. It's so cute.

SPEAKER_09 5:34

She sounds like Juno who smokes 20 camel a day.

SPEAKER_04 5:38

I don't like that voice.

SPEAKER_09 5:40

This is a noise voice. I'm spitting at the microphone.

SPEAKER_08 5:43

Um, so we done our show and the numbers went quite well.

SPEAKER_04 5:46

Yeah, they they I I thoroughly enjoyed them. I have watched it about 47 times.

SPEAKER_08 5:49

Yeah, incredible. So I was obsessed with Clitty's number. Um, you went first after the hosts.

SPEAKER_04 5:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 5:56

Why?

SPEAKER_04 5:57

I'm sorry if anyone's fucking listening that puts me in these lineups. Stop paying me so early on, it gives me stress.

SPEAKER_09 6:06

Stress. She gets lots of panic.

SPEAKER_04 6:08

It's just that I really get stressed about following after will power.

SPEAKER_08 6:15

Yeah. Because their voice will power incredible vocalists.

SPEAKER_04 6:18

Yeah, like it kills me, and then I get nervous.

SPEAKER_08 6:21

That's fair.

SPEAKER_04 6:22

Because I also sing.

SPEAKER_08 6:24

You are a singer. Yeah. But you absolutely sung the house down. Powerhouse vocals.

SPEAKER_04 6:30

Thank you. I was a dancer as well. You're forgetting a dancer.

SPEAKER_08 6:32

Tell everyone about your number. What did you do?

SPEAKER_04 6:34

Um, it started with uh Billie Eilish.

SPEAKER_08 6:37

It did.

SPEAKER_04 6:37

Is it's Billy Eilish's verse in guests.

SPEAKER_08 6:40

Plural.

SPEAKER_04 6:41

Um, you know, and then I the her verse in guests, basically. And then it went into it's raining men, but we changed the lyrics to it's rains women.

SPEAKER_08 6:52

We did. We rewrote the verse, the song.

SPEAKER_04 6:55

Yeah, the whole song.

SPEAKER_08 6:56

Whole song.

SPEAKER_04 6:57

Yeah, and it was it was 10 out of 10 to be honest. And then everyone was coming up to me outside, was like these lovely women came up to me outside. It's like, wow, I loved how you rewrote, how you um rewrote it. And I was to be honest, I actually didn't. Like, I think I might have committed like one line.

SPEAKER_10 7:18

Love.

SPEAKER_04 7:19

Um, and they came up to me and was like, I love how you rewrote it. Did you do it yourself? I went, Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 7:24

Yeah, I was all made.

SPEAKER_04 7:25

All myself. And they went, Oh my god, you're such a lyricist. And I was like, I know.

SPEAKER_08 7:31

I feel the love from over here.

SPEAKER_04 7:34

Thank you so much. I mean, fake it till you make it, but yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_08 7:37

Um, I did not copyright, so I highly support you stealing it, is what I'm gonna say. Yeah, it's your number, you performed it, they're your words.

SPEAKER_04 7:44

Yeah, if you want to see it, you know, aquatora hood.

SPEAKER_08 7:47

Exactly, aquatora hood. And snippets. There's little bits. Um, my number, I went a third in the second act, I believe, somewhere around that mark.

unknown 7:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 7:58

I was like middle of the line.

SPEAKER_04 7:59

Yeah, middle of the road, middle of the pack.

SPEAKER_08 8:02

Middle of the pack, middle of the line. Pack, pack, pack, two pack. So my pride is very much pop culture. And I wanted to basically perform a song that I like, which I don't care about you guys.

SPEAKER_04 8:17

If you don't know it, I like it.

SPEAKER_08 8:19

Exactly. Like it is a pride song. So Rachel Platt and fight song. Um, cliche, you know, powerful. This is my fight song. Pow pow pow. Um, so I performed that, but I mixed it up with pop culture. So it started with my my one thing was I walked into the um President Disney Channel and I sat down and said, I'm gonna make history. I can't remember my own lyrics. Um I do know off by heart. But anyway, so I done that and mixed it up. There was some Gemma Collins chucked in there, and Robinson had a little reveal where I took off my Mac into lingerie, would you say? Weren't quite lingerie, but it's lingerie. It's lingerie, yeah. Um, with some little fried egg titties because I um added in that look at all those chickens. Not that we heard that, no, because everyone was cheering because Emma, it was very good. And then I spun around to reveal my double G cups attached to my back just for dramatic effect, to be honest with you. There weren't actually any other reason. No, it was just cuncy, it was just cuncy, and then I finished by um the little meme where Jesus died for the gays. Um, and if you are not being gay, then he died for nothing, and you would bring shame upon his name. And I pulled loads of pride flags from my boot. Also, I abused the crowd, I dashed rice cakes at everyone.

SPEAKER_10 9:38

Oh no.

SPEAKER_08 9:40

Eight o'clock in the morning, I'll have fish and a rice cake, and I'm just bare pelting rice cakes in the crowd.

SPEAKER_04 9:45

My favorite thing was after your number, just seeing Knuckle Sandwich just walk through the crowd, just eating a rice cake. I loved it. I was like, what? How did you get that?

SPEAKER_08 9:56

Honestly, it was it was a chaotic number, but it worked well. My um chaotic brain paid off, I feel. Yeah. Me and Ganda. Me and Ganda smoother. So that was pretty much our week. What are some foods that have gone that you miss? Mars Delight. I tell you what, I would do for Mars D I would kill someone for Mars Delight. You've heard it here first. I will murder if you can make me a Mars Delight. I will take out your arch nemesis.

SPEAKER_04 10:23

I liked um those cheesy knick-knacks, and they, yeah, whatever they've brought them back, they haven't because they had little green spots on and they were the most beautiful things ever. And ice cream monster munch.

SPEAKER_08 10:34

Oh, I've never had either those.

SPEAKER_04 10:36

They were so nice.

SPEAKER_08 10:37

Were they the ones that turned your tongue blue?

SPEAKER_04 10:38

No, I don't they weren't. They did not turn my tongue blue.

SPEAKER_08 10:42

There was a monster munch that turned your tongue blue.

SPEAKER_04 10:44

But I think that is that, but I don't remember them turning my tongue blue.

SPEAKER_08 10:46

Okay, I don't think I ever tried them, but the knicklacks I didn't try either.

SPEAKER_04 10:50

Oh, they were so nice. I loved them.

SPEAKER_08 10:52

But my other thing, this is weird because you've said savory, but you're a sweet tooth, and I've said sweet because my next one's sweet, but I don't like sweet. I'm savory.

SPEAKER_04 11:00

Yeah, maybe it's because all my sweet things have stayed.

SPEAKER_08 11:02

Yeah, true. Like my other one's Kit Kat Sensors.

SPEAKER_04 11:05

Yeah, I did like them.

SPEAKER_08 11:06

I loved them.

SPEAKER_04 11:07

And um I used to like those Mars planets.

SPEAKER_08 11:11

I did, but I didn't like I hate Toffee. Hate, hate, hate Toffee.

SPEAKER_04 11:16

But I love Revels.

SPEAKER_08 11:17

I love Revels.

SPEAKER_04 11:18

So they were like closer to Revels, weren't they? So revels were my thing. I didn't really need to.

SPEAKER_08 11:21

How about Tango Foam Blast? Do you like that? Stop it because you give off the vibe that you like. Yeah, I did love. Wanna be popular, girl?

SPEAKER_04 11:31

No, I at the point where that came out, I was quite um I was alright because I had a boyfriend.

SPEAKER_08 11:36

Um the popular boyfriend.

SPEAKER_04 11:38

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, everyone fancied him. And I got him.

SPEAKER_08 11:43

And now you go.

SPEAKER_04 11:45

Yeah. Um, yeah, we used to have those, and then we'd go around town and spray them on people's windows.

SPEAKER_08 11:52

Love. Yeah. Love, love, love.

SPEAKER_04 11:54

And like at each other, obviously. Yeah. Like, I don't want to waste it too much. It's my yum yum yum drink.

SPEAKER_08 11:59

It's my yum yum yum drink.

SPEAKER_04 12:01

It's my yummy and my tummy.

SPEAKER_08 12:03

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 12:04

We can do that like ick challenge. Oh well. I was sick. That's it. Done.

SPEAKER_08 12:13

We're out. Finished. Game over. Right. Thanks for the pod, guys. Bye. We do this every week. Um, so where's our bell?

SPEAKER_04 12:22

Next to me.

SPEAKER_08 12:23

Next to you. Yeah. You've hogged it.

SPEAKER_04 12:25

Next to me. What's um what's the Chris Brown and Justin Bieber song?

SPEAKER_08 12:35

I need it from the beginning to be able to sing it.

SPEAKER_04 12:37

Um you're the lady.

SPEAKER_08 12:43

I can't get I need to pull up the song. Um, get it up on your phone. No, we can't because copyright. Um, you're my lady.

SPEAKER_04 12:53

Baby, everything that I have is yours.

SPEAKER_12 12:56

You will never go cold or hungry. I'll be there when you're insecure. Let you know that you're always lovely, girl.

SPEAKER_07 13:03

Lonely. One less lonely girl.

SPEAKER_02 13:06

Gotta be one less lonely.

SPEAKER_08 13:08

Remax.

SPEAKER_04 13:09

I really thought, haha.

SPEAKER_08 13:10

So I smudged my nose.

SPEAKER_04 13:12

Always. So I went to Justin Bieber's concert when I was um 13, and I pretended that I only went for Jaden Smith. Right. Yeah, because I was obsessed. I was obsessed with Jaden Smith, and I didn't want anyone to know that I liked Justin Bieber. I went with my dead stepdad and my mum.

SPEAKER_08 13:31

How did you go with him if he's dead?

SPEAKER_04 13:33

Because he weren't dead then. Oh we had such a good day.

SPEAKER_08 13:36

I went with my dead stepdad. Great, could you dig him up?

SPEAKER_02 13:40

No, he's created.

SPEAKER_08 13:43

Sorry. Sorry, did you super glue him back?

SPEAKER_04 13:49

Yes, I went to see Justin B. I did see Justin B. And I really thought we were literally right at the top of the A2 arena, like right at the top. But I really thought that I was gonna be the one Less Laney girl that he brings on stage and but then he was gonna take me backstage and I was gonna meet Jaden Smith and we were gonna fall in love.

SPEAKER_06 14:07

Did you shave just in case?

SPEAKER_04 14:08

I was 13.

SPEAKER_09 14:10

Did you shave just in case?

SPEAKER_04 14:12

Yes. I'm sorry. Anyone that doesn't shave before going to a concert or like out on a night out is weird. Because unless you obviously don't shave, that's absolutely fine.

SPEAKER_08 14:23

But you were 13. You're very young. So Clitoral, what section are we gonna be starting with?

SPEAKER_04 14:31

Clitoris Curse Counties.

SPEAKER_08 14:34

Clitoris Curse Counties. So, guys, would you like the part two of last week's Clitoris Curse Counties? You can't answer because we've pre-recorded this. So we're gonna guess you've said yes. So we were speaking about Shotley. We were and the black shuck. Scary, creepy. Hellhound red eyes. So what we done when we went to Shotley, we uh started filming, had a little look around, didn't we? We put our infrared on.

SPEAKER_04 15:01

We did go very late.

SPEAKER_08 15:02

We did go very late.

SPEAKER_04 15:03

It was like one in the morning, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 15:04

Quite dangerous of us, actually.

SPEAKER_04 15:06

Yeah, and that there was that one guy who was just stood outside.

SPEAKER_08 15:10

Creepy, yeah, like it's honestly the living to fear, not the dead. So that was scary. He was weird, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:18

But it turns out he did have someone else in the car. Oh, yeah, we did.

SPEAKER_08 15:20

Um, but we're ignoring that, we won't draw marks, yeah, quite simply. 100%. Yeah, we filmed around, we tried to get some footage of a potential black shuck sighting. Did we see him? No, no, boo boo. So we will continue our black shuck hunt. We are going to find him one day. Yeah. We are, even if it's a labrador, even if it's a labrador that we have put red contacts in, we will find the black shuck.

SPEAKER_04 15:47

Yes, 100%.

SPEAKER_08 15:48

We did do a spirit box down near the harbour. Do you want to have a little listen of what came through? Here we go. There you go.

SPEAKER_11 16:06

Let me out.

SPEAKER_07 16:07

Let me out. Hello, we're here trying to see if we can get in contact with anyone from the HMS Ganges. Anybody here from the HMS Ganges help you? Have any of you seen the black shark? We're kind of trying to find it. You just want you just need what do you need?

SPEAKER_08 17:08

Whoa, that was a massive light then. I went a crossways.

SPEAKER_06 17:19

There.

SPEAKER_07 17:20

Was that a leaf? Holly, hola. Hi, it's me.

SPEAKER_06 17:27

Oh my god, Clotora. Creepy, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:34

That is creepy. Oh, I'm recording.

SPEAKER_08 17:36

Oh, I love that. Well, that was a little snippet from our shotly ghost hunts. How creepy.

SPEAKER_04 17:43

It is actually, because you hear more when you're listening back, don't you?

SPEAKER_08 17:46

Yeah, fully, than when you're actually in the moment. So that is Aqulataurus Coast Counties. We're gonna continue to find the black shuck. We are, we're gonna hunt around. So we're gonna Cynthia arrivo a location for our next week. I was flat. Always. But if you remove the owl, that is also me. Fat. Rude, what do you call me? Fat. Horrible. So that was Clitoris Curse Counties. Thank you very much.

SPEAKER_04 18:20

Gorgeous. I think I've got the jingle down.

SPEAKER_08 18:22

We have got the jingle down. We've got some consistency basically. What's my name?

SPEAKER_04 18:30

What's my name?

SPEAKER_09 18:33

You thick cunt. You're just meant to say poo. Would you like a story?

SPEAKER_04 18:43

Blooper of the wig. You've got a hair in your mouth. Got it.

SPEAKER_07 18:52

I got him.

SPEAKER_04 18:54

Right, okay. Would you like us? Would you like a store?

SPEAKER_05 18:59

I did I didn't hear my name.

SPEAKER_04 19:01

Oh. Boozes.

SPEAKER_05 19:02

Boozes. Boozes. Would you like a store? Oh, Glitora, I would love a store.

SPEAKER_04 19:08

It's story time.

SPEAKER_08 19:12

It's story time.

SPEAKER_04 19:14

Someone get us off the fucking microphones. I'm sorry, what is going on? So I've got a store.

SPEAKER_08 19:19

You got a store?

SPEAKER_04 19:20

Yes. And you will recognise the places in the store.

SPEAKER_08 19:25

Oh, okay. Lego.

SPEAKER_04 19:27

Because this ties in with. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_08 19:30

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:31

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_08 19:32

You're up, pal.

SPEAKER_04 19:33

Yeah. Did you like the little um edit that we put there?

SPEAKER_09 19:38

Ding.

SPEAKER_04 19:38

We had a chat.

SPEAKER_08 19:39

We had a little chit chat.

SPEAKER_04 19:42

Anyway, so I do have a store.

SPEAKER_08 19:44

You got a store.

SPEAKER_04 19:45

Yeah, and it ties into where we went.

SPEAKER_08 19:47

Where did we go?

SPEAKER_04 19:49

Shotleh.

SPEAKER_08 19:50

Shotle.

SPEAKER_04 19:50

Yeah, so are you ready?

SPEAKER_08 19:52

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_04 19:55

The fog rolling off the river Orwell had swallowed the streetlights, reducing the drive home to a narrow tunnel of high beam white. Sarah checked her watch. 1 15 a.m. She was taking the back roads through the Shotley I don't know this word. Peninsula.

SPEAKER_08 20:19

Peninsula.

SPEAKER_04 20:20

Penins she was she was taking the back roads through the Shotley peninsula. Peninsula. So yeah.

SPEAKER_08 20:30

I can't say nothing. My pronunciation.

SPEAKER_04 20:33

Eager to be my lip got stuck. Eager to be under a warm duvet. Rounding a sharp bend near an overgrown hedge, her headlights caught a pale figure standing dead centre in the middle of the lane. She slammed on the brakes, the tyres screeching on wet tarmac. The car shuddered to a height near inches from a young girl.

SPEAKER_06 20:54

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 20:56

Why are you standing there?

SPEAKER_08 20:58

Yeah, literally. She's on the bridge.

SPEAKER_04 21:00

Is she on the bridge?

SPEAKER_08 21:01

She's on the peninsula in there. She's on under the bridge, no?

SPEAKER_04 21:04

Oh yeah, on the way to Shotley, under the bridge. Yeah. Also, what?

SPEAKER_08 21:08

What? You said, and also I can't recall what I was gonna say. It's gone. I love farts.

SPEAKER_04 21:18

Noisy car.

SPEAKER_06 21:19

Traffic's ruined.

SPEAKER_04 21:20

Um so yeah, there was a young girl. She wasn't wearing a coat. Well, she must be with my ex-husband.

SPEAKER_09 21:29

Keep it in game.

SPEAKER_04 21:31

Um, she wasn't wearing a coat, just a damp old-fashioned, old-fashioned white nightgown.

SPEAKER_08 21:38

Oh bless her heart. She must be freezing.

SPEAKER_04 21:41

Might be summer.

SPEAKER_08 21:42

Yeah. Sorry, I'm just gonna go skipping my night here around a dark road. Freak.

SPEAKER_04 21:48

Her bare feet were stained with mud, and her head was bowed so low her chin rested against her chest.

SPEAKER_09 21:56

Oh bless, she's got spina befida.

SPEAKER_04 21:58

I'd get double chips.

SPEAKER_09 22:00

Sorry, don't look at don't look at my chins.

SPEAKER_04 22:04

Oh Sarah's heart hammered against her ribs. She cracked her window. Oh look, the freezing damp air flooding the car. So it's freezing.

SPEAKER_08 22:14

It's freezing and this poor girl's out there.

SPEAKER_04 22:16

Must be February.

SPEAKER_08 22:17

Do you actually shave the legs? Why? That'll keep you warm in it a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 22:21

Yeah, my legs pure.

SPEAKER_08 22:22

Like your winter fur. Yeah, true.

SPEAKER_04 22:24

Yeah. That doesn't keep you any fucking warmer. Whoever brought up that bullshit is a liar. You don't keep your fucking leg hair because it's because it makes you warmer. You keep it because you're not having your fucking legs out. I don't know why these dickhead men dickhead men think that the o oh they've got their leg hair longer because it keeps them warmer.

SPEAKER_01 22:46

You're dumb.

SPEAKER_08 22:48

You're thick. Oh men.

SPEAKER_04 22:50

Not all men.

SPEAKER_08 22:51

But always men. Proceed.

SPEAKER_04 22:53

Um well I've lost it because I've got side track thinking about twaty men.

SPEAKER_08 22:58

Twaty men.

SPEAKER_04 22:59

Okay, so yeah, so Sarah's heart hammered against her ribs. She cracked her window, the freezing damp air flooding the car. That's her. Are you okay? Do you need help? The girl. I can't read this. I've got the giggles and I don't know why. Right. So she's cracked the window. What's knock-nies?

SPEAKER_08 23:33

No, your knees go on and they look a bit. Debbie Lovato knees. Yeah, but a bit knobbly bobbly.

SPEAKER_04 23:38

Oh. Oh yeah, I've got them. There's too much fat covering my knees. Oh sad. Um boo-hoo, you're fat.

unknown 23:46

Why?

SPEAKER_08 23:48

Why have you just said that, Glitora?

SPEAKER_04 23:50

Because I'm fat. Oh yeah, so skinny bitches like you can't fucking say it behind my back.

SPEAKER_08 23:56

That's why I say it to her as well.

SPEAKER_04 24:00

You're like that girl on TikTok.

SPEAKER_08 24:01

Maddy.

SPEAKER_04 24:02

The girl didn't move. She just stared at the tarmac. Suddenly, a creeping dread seized Sarah. She looked in her rear view mirror. The road behind her was perfectly flat and straight. It was Pride Month. I know. I did a funny.

SPEAKER_09 24:26

She's done a funny.

SPEAKER_04 24:27

I'll be so proud of myself today. What's the radiator?

SPEAKER_09 24:35

I meant the fridge. She'll stick her funny up on the fridge.

SPEAKER_04 24:39

Where is all my stuff on the fridge?

SPEAKER_09 24:41

Over there.

SPEAKER_04 24:42

Oh yeah, you took it off and I'll say the other one.

SPEAKER_09 24:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:44

Right, so the road behind her was perfectly flat and straight. Right. There were no houses, no driveways, and no places where someone could have just appeared from. And then she noticed the girl's feet. They weren't on the ground.

SPEAKER_06 24:58

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 24:58

She was hovering inches above the road.

SPEAKER_06 25:01

Oh, she's wonder.

SPEAKER_04 25:04

Love that. Um, panic overriding her common sense, Sarah threw the car into reverse and slammed her foot on the accelerator. As the car tore backwards, the figure slowly glided sideways into the hedge row. Finally, lifting her head. Oh, the oh yeah, get you. So the the figure lifted her head. Yeah. Beneath matted hair, her face was completely hollowed out. Oh two empty weeping sockets, staring right through the glass. Sarah didn't stop driving until she reached the safety of her driveway in Ipswich. Well, I didn't read it the whole way through.

SPEAKER_08 25:48

That's an Ipswich.

SPEAKER_04 25:49

Who's Sarah? Sarah? Sarah? What actually happened?

SPEAKER_08 25:54

You're aunt Sarah.

SPEAKER_04 25:56

So yeah, she got safety back home in Ipswich, her hands shaking as she locked the deadbolt. To this day, she refuses to drive the Shotley, the Shotley Peninsula at night.

unknown 26:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:09

Well that's it. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_09 26:11

Creepy.

SPEAKER_04 26:11

But the story was so badly told by me because I can't remember.

SPEAKER_09 26:15

She's got the giggles today, Dallan.

SPEAKER_08 26:18

Well, I like that. And um, I like the little nod to keep moving the table so my mic moves. Sorry, my knees are knocked. I'm just gonna reposition.

SPEAKER_04 26:27

Okay. Positioning, positioning. Boom, khaki's positioning. Do you like my song?

SPEAKER_08 26:36

I did, that was really nice, actually.

SPEAKER_04 26:38

I mean, I could put Israeli women on Spotify, really. You could. Yeah, and then I would have a Spotify for people to like. You would, you would indeed.

SPEAKER_08 26:45

It wouldn't be a singer with a Spotify.

SPEAKER_04 26:47

Not embarrassing.

SPEAKER_08 26:48

Not embarrassing. So I love that story, and I like the little nod there to Ipswich. Ipshit. Ipshit. Um you've probably gathered by now that's where we're from.

SPEAKER_04 26:58

So it is on all of our videos.

SPEAKER_08 27:00

Yeah, on all our videos. So we don't like Ipswich. Um, so Clitty, I don't know how to sit because these boots are these boots of me. Beautiful walking.

SPEAKER_04 27:11

I think take them off.

SPEAKER_08 27:12

No, because they really I like the green and the green together. Yeah, true. And if I take them off, I am gonna look a bit trampy.

SPEAKER_04 27:17

So I love that you look dead in the camera.

SPEAKER_08 27:19

No, I'm checking it's still recording.

SPEAKER_04 27:21

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 27:22

I do a couple checks. So you will see me looking at the camera because last week we obviously had the error where the phone cut out. So I will be looking at the camera from time to make sure it's still recording. So Clitora, would you like a store? No. Oh, okay. Bye.

SPEAKER_03 27:39

Yeah, go on.

SPEAKER_08 27:40

Okay, so I have one called Matcha Match.

SPEAKER_04 27:44

Match like matcha the drink. Matcha the drink. I've never had that.

SPEAKER_08 27:47

Yeah. Tastes like grass. Um one grande skinny old matcha lade with three pumps of matcha, extra foam, and dark chocolate shavings.

SPEAKER_04 27:57

Dramatic.

SPEAKER_08 27:58

Dramatic. I spun my neck around, making direct eye contact with the barista, demanding, bitch. I scoffed under my breath. The barista rolled their eyes. That'll be £4.55, please. The lady frantically smacked her phone on the contactless reader, waiting for the subtle beep. I've never seen her before. I was in here studying four times a week from nine till three. Was she new in the area? I'm not sure. One thing I am sure about, she ain't gonna last long in a place like this.

SPEAKER_04 28:27

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_08 28:28

Bitchy. As the weeks passed, every Tuesday and Thursday at around 11am, I would hear one grande skinny matcha out lade with three pumps of matcha, extra foam, and dark chocolate shavings. But now finished with a sweet, you do make the best matcha lades in town.

SPEAKER_04 28:45

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 28:46

Sweetheart. In all honesty, I began to warm to her, as did the baristas. I'm a psychology major, and my end of semester research project was fast approaching. I had no clue what to write about. I had writer's block. Then it dawned on me, that's it. She is my muse. My hypothesis, you ask. Well, how can repeated human contact lead to heightened prosocial behaviors in laymans? How do you go from the world's biggest bitch to an apparent sweetheart? Mm-hmm. It's decided. That is my hypothesis for my research paper. Days and weeks pass as I analyse her every move, her actions, her tone, her voice. Honestly. I observe her eye contact getting stronger and stronger each and every time she places the same repetitive order. I am in a hole. I am engrossed and I cannot stop over-analysing this woman. You might think it sounds slightly immoral. Me judging, analysing, writing about somebody without their consent. But I need true research. True human connection, not a fake connection. Makes sense. Makes sense. Um so it's Wednesday. Normally meant my day off from study, but it was submission day. I sat in my regular spot in the coffee shop. A single bead of sweat ran down the side of my head, pushed down from the concentration of my impending submission. And enter. Oh my god. That's it. Submitted. I have finished my major in psychology. Wow, what a day. Suddenly, pain seared up my legs. I leaped from my seat, screaming, what the fuck? And there she is, frantically grabbing tissues and profusely apologising for accidentally spilling her matchulate all over me.

SPEAKER_04 30:32

Oh my god, is it on the laptop?

SPEAKER_08 30:34

Cunty. It's all right, I mumbled hastily. I truly am really sorry. Hey, let me buy you a drink. I hesitantly said, Yeah, sure. Get to know my muse a little bit better. She didn't ask what I wanted. Instead, she just said to the barista, she'll have her regular and another matchillate for me. Thank you, I shout across the shop. I see you in here all the time. I hope you don't mind me just presuming you want your normal drink. No, not at all. I replied with an optimistic smile. Please sit, let's have a chat. I always see you in here, and I've always thought you looked so cool, sat there with your laptop. I just never wanted to interrupt you. I'm Shaborn, by the way. Sarah, nice to meet you. We've got a double Sarah. A double entendre of Sarah.

SPEAKER_04 31:20

How's Shaborn spelled? Caban.

SPEAKER_08 31:22

Cyban.

SPEAKER_04 31:23

That really pisses me off.

SPEAKER_08 31:25

Why does it piss you off with a cyban?

SPEAKER_04 31:27

Because why is it spelt like that?

SPEAKER_08 31:29

How else would you spell Siobhan?

SPEAKER_04 31:31

I don't know. S-H E V A N.

SPEAKER_08 31:35

Chevron.

SPEAKER_04 31:36

But Shaborn. Or A-U-N.

SPEAKER_08 31:39

A-U-G-H.

SPEAKER_04 31:40

Yeah, whatever. And Neve.

SPEAKER_08 31:42

I spell I I do know. Neve I can spell another way, but I know a Neem.

SPEAKER_04 31:48

That's spelt Neem.

SPEAKER_08 31:50

Incredible. Um so yeah, Siobhan, spell B H.

SPEAKER_04 31:56

Cyban.

SPEAKER_08 31:57

Siobhan seemed actually nice. Now how can I tell her I've written an entire research paper about how she interacts with our local breeze star?

SPEAKER_03 32:05

Well, you don't.

SPEAKER_08 32:06

I can't. I've decided to keep this one as top secret.

SPEAKER_04 32:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 32:09

Yeah, I agree. Like, I would be creeped the fuck out.

SPEAKER_04 32:12

Yeah, if someone told me, oh yeah, I've been studying you as you've walked in every day for like four months and I've written a whole paper on you, what would I?

SPEAKER_08 32:20

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 32:21

It's thundering.

SPEAKER_08 32:22

Atmospheric thunder.

SPEAKER_04 32:23

Don't like that.

SPEAKER_08 32:24

I love the thunder.

SPEAKER_04 32:25

No.

SPEAKER_08 32:26

Yeah, like I'd be creeped out. You'd probably be obsessed.

SPEAKER_04 32:31

Yeah, I'd think, wow, someone's that obsessed.

SPEAKER_08 32:34

That interested in me. Yeah. As time continues, we develop a friendship, you could say. Siobhan was there at my graduation. She even attended my family parties. Hell. Maybe by this point we're best friends. I've never felt a deeper connection to someone than I have with Siobhorn. She knew about my initial views of her, but one thing she didn't know about was my secret psychology paper.

SPEAKER_11 32:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 32:57

We always made the promise that every year we would have at least one trip together. This time we're off to Wisconsin. We'd never been and we'd always said it was somewhere that we wanted to visit. I'm not too sure as to why, but it was on our list, and this year we were heading to Wisconsin. We both live near MSU, Michigan State University. And to drive to Milwaukee, Wisconsin, we're looking at a six to seven hour drive. One way.

SPEAKER_10 33:21

Six seven.

SPEAKER_08 33:22

Six seven. Right. So tank is full, the car is packed. We're on our way. Girls' trip is in full force. About three hours.

SPEAKER_04 33:33

They're both girlies.

SPEAKER_08 33:34

Girlies.

SPEAKER_04 33:35

Oh, cute.

SPEAKER_08 33:36

Well, Shavon and Sarah.

SPEAKER_04 33:38

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_08 33:38

Yeah. Forgot about that. So we're on our way. Girls' trip's in full force. About three hours into the journey, the car starts to make some weird noises. By this point, it's quite dark out. We're down an old busted country road with a few houses dotted around. My car was so old, so I didn't mind the odd noise that would happen. Anyways, I checked my gas gauge and I still had a quarter of a tank, so we're on track to reach our next fuel stop. Then the car stopped. Me and Siobhan flung forwards. Fucking hell, I yell. What the fuck was that? Shavorne looked scared. My fight or flight kicked in. Right, I need to get out of the car and have a look. I'm leaving the keys in the ignition in case we need to zoom off. I walk around the car. Nothing. Apart from a small hole in the side of the car, right where my gas tank sits. All of my gas has now drained out of my car. We're on empty. What the fuck has done this?

SPEAKER_11 34:37

Horrible.

SPEAKER_08 34:38

Hell's our voice. I jump back in the car at light speed. Click the locks and check my phone. We have no service. What do we do? We're stuck. Do we sleep until daybreak? I need a sign. And then it dawned on me. About half a kilometre back, we had passed a massive house. We could walk and see if we could use their phone to get help. I suggest this to Siobhan. I'm too scared. I would be more secure staying in the car. I don't actually think I can leave. If you want to go, you go. But I do think that I need to stay here.

unknown 35:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 35:09

I mean I wouldn't want to be on my own either. No, nor would I.

SPEAKER_08 35:12

It's a horrible situation.

SPEAKER_04 35:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 35:14

Okay. I swallowed a hard pill that I am going to be doing this on my own. Stay here, do not move. I'll be back as soon as I can. The walk to the house was fine. I get to this grand entrance, concrete pillars on the porch. It seems very expensive. I knock three times and an elderly woman answers. And by this point I'm sobbing. She invites me in. Come, come, darling. Come and sit down. Are you okay? I rang through to the breakdown service, who advised they'll be here within a few hours. She offers me a cup of tea and I explain I can't. I've left my friend waiting in the car. Just a quick brew, you're looking awfully cold. Your friend won't mind. Just a quick one in case the just a quick one in case they call back.

SPEAKER_04 35:54

Nah.

SPEAKER_08 35:55

I thought about it and I subtly nodded my head.

SPEAKER_04 35:57

I'm out. After you're too insistent for me to stay, I'm out.

SPEAKER_08 36:01

I'm gone.

SPEAKER_04 36:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 36:02

Something's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_04 36:03

Yeah, fully done.

SPEAKER_08 36:04

Absolutely. So we begin to have small talk as we drunk our brew. And I would not be drinking her drink.

SPEAKER_04 36:09

No.

SPEAKER_08 36:10

You need to make it in front of me and then show me you drinking it.

SPEAKER_04 36:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 36:13

And I need to inspect the cups. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We began to have small talk as we drank our brew. She really liked the talk. You can tell she was one of those lonely elderly women. I let her speak. She started explaining that she had a daughter, roughly my age, who sadly passed away. Where did you say your car broke down, dear? I replied with about half a mile to the right. The elderly woman put her mug down. Oh, she said with an empty voice. You see that's where my daughter was killed. She was driving home after meeting up with some friends and a gang punctured her gas tank. Waited until the car stopped, then brutally mutilated and murdered her.

SPEAKER_04 36:49

Fucking hell.

SPEAKER_08 36:50

Oh my god. The realization kicked in. I screamed, My gas tank has been punctured, and my friend is still in the car. I grab my things in a hurry and I say, I need to go. Thank you for the tea. I've got to get my friend. Can we please call the police? I start to run out of the door. And a glimmer in the hallway catches my eye. A portrait. A portrait of this woman's daughter. I swing around to the elderly woman. What did you say your daughter's name was?

SPEAKER_04 37:17

Oh, Sarah.

SPEAKER_08 37:18

I never do, but it's Shaborn.

SPEAKER_04 37:20

Oh my god, yeah, her she's Sarah. I've got goof bumps everywhere.

SPEAKER_08 37:24

There's still more. Oh I know. I felt sick. Darkness flooded my mind. Why have you got a photo of my friend Siobhan? I yelled. No dear, that's my Siobhan. She died nine years ago. I didn't have any words. I ran to the car screaming, crying, lost. Only to find Siobhan is now missing. Where is she? Please don't say that Gang got her. But then didn't she die nine years ago? Thoughts raced through my mind. Then I realized, I mean, I can't really explain it. But has Siobhan's spirit led me to this point? Do I have a purpose to fulfil? Was I so desperate for a hypothesis for my paper that I've imagined this entire person? Or was this truly her spirit? I don't know, but I'm so confused. I'm empty. My best friend, my everything, my whole world I know has gone. A big flash of bright white appears. It looks like the full beams of the breakdown service. Brighter, brighter, brighter. Then silence. Sarah. Sarah, can you hear me? You're being discharged today. The end.

SPEAKER_09 38:32

Oh what the fuck? All in her head. My days.

SPEAKER_04 38:37

Well, that's fun.

SPEAKER_09 38:39

Honestly, what a twist. A few little parts in there.

SPEAKER_04 38:42

That'll be me and a few years of Imagine G.

SPEAKER_09 38:44

Yeah, literally, you're gonna wake up in a hospital bed and um Yeah, you're out today, Clitty.

SPEAKER_04 38:48

Yeah, I don't have anything to say on that story. No, I quite like that one.

SPEAKER_09 38:51

Yeah, that was my written one, of course.

SPEAKER_04 38:57

Normally I have to pick them apart. The only ones I haven't picked apart are the two that you've written.

SPEAKER_08 39:01

Yeah, literally. Yeah. Yeah, they've been alright, haven't they?

SPEAKER_04 39:04

Yeah, they'd be good.

SPEAKER_08 39:05

See, I wanted to do um a sort of double double ending, but the I sent this one and I haven't got my grammar corrected in this one. Right. One on my phone, which is their recording, has all the correct grammar.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

Right.

SPEAKER_08 39:16

So there were some extra bits in there. Um so I rewrote that last part, but we'll rock and roll with it.

SPEAKER_04 39:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 39:21

So yeah, that was our stories of the week.

SPEAKER_04 39:24

Loved it.

SPEAKER_08 39:25

Gorgeous, love, love, love. So, our next section of this, we have news the section where we interpret. Oh, a setter off. Where we interpret your dreams, or dreams we found. And I have a dream here.

SPEAKER_04 39:52

I have a dream for you, also. Mine.

SPEAKER_08 39:53

Oh, lovely. I'll do one of mine and one of yours.

SPEAKER_06 40:00

Gorgeous.

SPEAKER_08 40:04

So it starts off when I go back to my old apartment in another country where I went to college. Espanol.

SPEAKER_04 40:14

What? This is in Espanol.

SPEAKER_08 40:15

No, um, I've just added that on.

SPEAKER_04 40:17

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 40:17

I open the door and the lights are already turned on. It's not organized the same way I had it. Some stuff are on the ground. The TV is static and is buzzing. I start roaming around and I see photos of my crush. Never seen them before. So she is suddenly there and we talk. Nothing much happens here, and I move on. Then I hear shouting outside. So I go out to see the workers. I see sorry. So I go out to see the workers I supervise at work cutting something on the ground, in which I assume is a body of an animal or even a human. So I ask one of them, what is happening here? He looks at me and says, Can you brighten this? It's so dark. Lovely. Gorgeous. Um I ask one of them, what is happening here? He looks at me and says, Oh, is this where you lived before? Really nice. So for some reason I said, Okay, and I went back inside with no mention of whatever they're doing. I go back in, the girl isn't there anymore. The lights flicker, then I find the fridge is not properly placed. With a note on it that says something is you. It's Arabic wording, is you.

SPEAKER_03 41:32

Right.

SPEAKER_08 41:32

The Arabic word is basically I or me. So it's I am you. I thought it's really weird because after I saw that, I instantly knew it was a dream and I woke up. Oh, so that's very creepy. So he's headed back to his old apartment in another country. Things have been slightly changed, but only slightly. Only slightly. There's a picture of his crush, and then there's a body, animal, workers in his current life that are now burying something outside, aware that this is his previous home. Um, one upon then going back in or the recognition that this was his home, he then is seeing this I is you, you is me situation on the fridge and realizes it's a dream.

SPEAKER_10 42:18

Right.

SPEAKER_08 42:19

So my interpretation of this, I'm just gonna rock and roll with it to be honest, because I don't really have a claim. Um, what I would say, him regressing back to a previous home in a different country. It's not necessarily the different country, but that was his previous home there.

SPEAKER_10 42:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 42:37

During when was it college? So college, potentially quite a fond memory. He's gone back to so a sanctity, essentially. I'm not gonna say a safe space, it might not be a safe space, but it is a sanctity, a previous home. The fact that he's got his crush, his if he's saying crush, that's current, is what I feel.

SPEAKER_04 42:56

Yeah, surely.

SPEAKER_08 42:57

Yeah, so his crush is in his sanctity, in his little home area. Slight things have changed. So to me, there's a slight change in him that potentially this crush is bringing out a slight change in his behaviours, his actions, or he needs to slightly change in order to adhere to what his crush wants. The workers then being outside is a true representation that this dream is now in his current state of mind, and it's not referring to like a past trauma or a past dream, it's referring to his security in himself right now. Digging up the body is sort of like, or burying the body, burying in the old you. So he's uh developing, he's changing. When he goes back into the building, the building has then um got you as me, I as you which I think is a not a verbal, what do you call it, like a phonetical, a written.

SPEAKER_11 43:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 43:50

I think it's a direct correlation to the body being buried and him that he is now going through some sort of current change in his life, be it due to his crush, that he's intent. Adapting, albeit that he is going through some current change that's led to him have this dream, which to me signifies a death of an old one, birth of a new one. Yeah, what do you think?

SPEAKER_04 44:13

I reckon that he just liked that house but didn't quite like how it was, so he wanted to move some things, and that he has a crush, and that he wants the crush in that house, and the dead body is just his psycho. His mum?

SPEAKER_08 44:28

Yeah, he's murdered his mum.

SPEAKER_04 44:30

Yeah, he wants to murder, he wants to murder the crush.

SPEAKER_08 44:32

Oh, he's he's sociopathic.

SPEAKER_04 44:34

Yeah, he's Ted Bundy.

SPEAKER_08 44:36

Oh, okay. So thanks for that, Ted Bundy. I think you're probably now saying, yeah, gorgeous. Um, that was our dream there. So Clit, you got a dream for me?

SPEAKER_04 44:44

Yeah, I've got to find it because I did write it all down.

SPEAKER_08 44:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 44:48

I've got I've had like four dreams, it's so weird.

SPEAKER_08 44:50

Honestly, since we started doing this pod, maybe some spirits have gotten in between your ears. Shut up, they're possessing you.

SPEAKER_04 45:12

So my dream.

SPEAKER_08 45:13

Your dream.

SPEAKER_04 45:15

Yeah, I'm uh really going in here. I'm letting you in vulnerable. Um but can I just add there's no feelings just before we go in there?

SPEAKER_08 45:26

No feel it's about an ex.

SPEAKER_04 45:28

It's about an ex.

SPEAKER_08 45:29

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 45:30

Um, so it's it's not my ex-husband for before anyone thinks that.

SPEAKER_06 45:34

It's your ex-girlfriend.

SPEAKER_04 45:36

That's my yeah. So yeah, this I yeah, anyway, it's about you. So you had to go to the dentist, but it was a new one, and we were like the last appointment. So then we saw ex-girlfriend walk in because she works there, and then we both spoke to her and had like a massive long chat about her and why we split up, etc. etc. And how she regrets it, but she can't go back because it's been too long.

SPEAKER_11 46:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:02

And I remember in the dreams saying to her that she that she said text me whenever and I'll always reply. So I had a go at her and said that's a complete fucking lie. Um, and then I also to add on to that, there was more, which I remember. Anyway, I remember it ended with me and her kissed, and then I like walked out.

SPEAKER_06 46:29

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:30

Because you had left when we kissed, you were in your appointment, but then I walked out after kissing.

SPEAKER_08 46:38

This is a good dream.

SPEAKER_04 46:39

No, is it?

SPEAKER_08 46:40

It's a brilliant dream. So Clitty, I'm aware of this situation, of course. And it was a situation that took you some time, is what we'll say. We're just gonna group with some time, yeah. Um, but the fact you've had this dream, you have gone to a place of high anxiety for you. Um, be it her place of work, but it's a place of high anxiety. It's true, I do anxiety.

SPEAKER_04 47:01

Yeah, I don't like a dentist.

SPEAKER_08 47:03

Um, with that high anxiety, you're already facing a fear of a addressing a situation, addressing unresolved emotion that's potentially been shoved at the back of a drawer at the back of your brain. So having me there, um, without sounding cocky, but sounding I'm your safe space. Um, you offload a lot to me.

SPEAKER_04 47:26

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 47:27

Yeah. So having that there then gives you that little bit of courage.

SPEAKER_04 47:31

I guess not as much about her, though. I was quite closed off with her.

SPEAKER_08 47:34

You were, because I would put you in your place. Um, so then having me there is that sort of step into your current situation now. But then the fact that you've confronted and you've addressed an issue, you've lied, you've done this, this, this, is you um subconsciously addressing the potential manipulation of the situation that she had done, that she had told you things potentially that weren't necessarily true, and said, Yeah, I'm okay with this, I'm okay with that, I'm okay with this, and it wasn't true. So it's you then addressing these saying, No, I don't have time for you because I'm secure. I know myself, I'm here with my best friend supporting him. Fuck you, I'm out. Kiss goodbye is like the kiss of death, essentially.

SPEAKER_04 48:18

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 48:19

Like a venomous kiss, like a solidified goodbye. I'm done.

unknown 48:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 48:23

So I think as a solid dream tav, what's your interpretation?

unknown 48:27

Oh, you don't want mine. Oh, what's yours?

SPEAKER_04 48:29

I don't really know. I don't want to. Oh, what a kisser. No, thank you.

SPEAKER_09 48:33

Um you're a dickhead.

SPEAKER_04 48:40

I'd go back to most exes, to be honest.

SPEAKER_09 48:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:43

Because I I like the thrill.

SPEAKER_09 48:45

Yeah, she loves a thrill.

SPEAKER_04 48:46

I love a thrill. Um, I just think that I was just a bit stressed about the dentist. Yeah. And um, you know, that's it.

SPEAKER_08 48:54

Yeah, she works there. Yeah. You had me there, finished.

SPEAKER_04 48:57

Yeah, and Finn.

SPEAKER_08 48:58

Finn, Dan. Stunning. Well, Clitty. That was our booze.

SPEAKER_10 49:03

Snoo!

SPEAKER_08 49:08

Actually makes me yawn. Yeah. Shall we take a cruise for our paranormal playbook? It's OP! Paranormal playback. I have a game for you.

SPEAKER_04 49:21

It's on my phone.

SPEAKER_08 49:22

It's on your phone.

SPEAKER_04 49:25

Sorry, just closing my dream that I wrote down. A long time ago.

SPEAKER_08 49:32

Game. So I need you, I'm going to be the guide, and you're gonna be the person who's going through the game. So I need you to close your eyes.

SPEAKER_04 49:44

Okay, they're closed.

SPEAKER_08 49:46

Now imagine yourself in a white dress or suit.

SPEAKER_04 49:49

Sorry, can we pause?

SPEAKER_08 49:50

That's creepy. That's so creepy.

SPEAKER_04 49:54

That is creepy.

SPEAKER_08 49:55

I did not know what you're wearing today, and I've just grabbed it from Reddit.

SPEAKER_04 49:59

However, have I really got a vision?

SPEAKER_08 50:04

I don't know yet. We'll see. Because you can't. I can't. But you need to bear anyway. Right. So imagine yourselves in a white dress, you don't need to, you're in it, or a suit. And you're in a white house.

SPEAKER_04 50:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 50:16

There's white all around you.

SPEAKER_04 50:18

Alright.

SPEAKER_08 50:19

Now count to ten. You might need to make some space and stomp your feet.

SPEAKER_04 50:24

My my rope.

SPEAKER_08 50:25

Stomp your foot, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:26

Can't I just do it with my hands?

SPEAKER_08 50:28

Do it with your hands. Okay. Count to ten and smack your leg.

SPEAKER_03 50:31

One, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, eight, nine, ten.

SPEAKER_08 50:37

Now snap your fingers ten times in each of your ear.

unknown 50:44

Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

SPEAKER_04 50:46

Like that?

SPEAKER_08 50:47

Now crisscross your arms over and under ten times.

SPEAKER_04 50:52

What?

SPEAKER_08 50:52

I think I'll men and do this to you. So yeah, like that. Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Now count to five and stomp your feet five times. Or slap your leg five times.

SPEAKER_04 51:08

One, two, three, four, five.

SPEAKER_08 51:11

Do the snapping five times.

SPEAKER_04 51:13

Two, three, four, five.

SPEAKER_08 51:15

Crisscross your arms five times.

SPEAKER_04 51:17

One, two, three, four, five.

SPEAKER_06 51:23

And now do the same again four times.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

SPEAKER_06 51:38

Do it again three times.

SPEAKER_04 51:39

For fuck's sake, mate. One, two, three. One, two, three. Two, three.

SPEAKER_06 51:46

You're still in the white room. Right. You're still in the white suit. So then, repeat after me. Johnny, Johnny, raise your arms. Johnny, Johnny, raise your arms.

SPEAKER_04 52:11

Johnny, Johnny, raise your arms.

SPEAKER_06 52:13

Do you feel any pressure on your arms?

SPEAKER_04 52:15

No.

SPEAKER_06 52:16

Then Johnny's not with us.

SPEAKER_08 52:20

Didn't work. Sorry, Johnny. Um, we'll pass. So that was our little game.

SPEAKER_04 52:25

No, I shit myself then.

SPEAKER_08 52:26

In case your arms go, oh yeah, I'd die. Love. So that was our paranormal playbook clitor for this one. Johnny Johnny.

SPEAKER_04 52:36

That was horrible.

SPEAKER_08 52:37

It was awful.

SPEAKER_04 52:39

Nasty of you.

SPEAKER_08 52:40

I honestly do feel I'm gonna wee myself. But we've only got one last little part of this week's episode.

SPEAKER_04 52:46

We have come to the end.

SPEAKER_08 52:48

We've come to the end of the road.

SPEAKER_04 52:54

Oh, I can go.

SPEAKER_07 52:58

It's a roll. You belong to me. I believe. Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_04 53:09

That was shit on K-pop.

unknown 53:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 53:12

I didn't like that one. That was bad.

SPEAKER_04 53:13

That week was shit. That was the worst week to have on the last week. My favourite week. Oh tell you what I want. What I really, really want. So tell me what you want.

SPEAKER_08 53:21

And with your girls it's see.

SPEAKER_04 53:23

Yeah. And when they did the zig, zig a zig zig ah, ah, uh, zig a zig ah.

SPEAKER_07 53:29

Oh, you like that?

SPEAKER_04 53:30

Yeah, because I've watched it so many times.

SPEAKER_07 53:31

Obviously, I know it.

SPEAKER_04 53:33

Anyway, so we are at the end of the episode. So, would you like the little chant that I wrote today?

SPEAKER_08 53:41

Oh, go on then. I've written a story, you've written your chant, off we go.

SPEAKER_04 53:44

I mean, I write a chant every fucking day.

SPEAKER_08 53:47

You do. You are a little poet.

SPEAKER_04 53:48

Yes. So as we are actively hunting for the black shuck, I thought I'd lean into like the the feeling of it like before entering like the dark feeling of the biggest.

SPEAKER_06 54:04

Yeah, cutesy, cutesy, cutesy.

SPEAKER_04 54:06

So through martian mist, through heath and muck, we walk tonight in search of shuck.

SPEAKER_06 54:15

We're on first name terms.

SPEAKER_04 54:17

Red-eyed hound of road and rain. Show your shadows once again. Pad the earth and cross our way. Black shuck, black shuck, come out and play.

unknown 54:30

Oh, you have someone.

SPEAKER_09 54:35

He's there, oh my god. Clint's had panic.

SPEAKER_04 54:41

No, it's not because my heart is racing. I'm so sorry. It's stressed. Anyone who's listening on headphones. Sorry. God, yeah, apologize. Lost the end of.

SPEAKER_09 54:52

You lost the end, though. I'm so shy. Um, and say that.

SPEAKER_04 54:55

Oh, I've got a pain all coming up my arm.

SPEAKER_09 54:59

Oh, bless the heart. Johnny. So Johnny's he's lit raising your arm. Oh my god! So that is the end of episode.

SPEAKER_04 55:14

Oh, yeah, I do. Sorry, go ahead.

SPEAKER_09 55:16

That is the end of episode.

SPEAKER_04 55:17

Seven things I hate about you. You're vain, your games, you're insecure. You love me, you like her. You make me laugh, you make me cry. I don't know which side.

SPEAKER_08 55:30

Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 55:30

Your friends, there's jokes when you act like them, just to know it hurts. I wanna be with the one I know.

SPEAKER_12 55:39

And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do, you make me love you.

SPEAKER_08 55:52

I'm such a good singer. Um, so thank you very much, guys.

SPEAKER_04 55:57

And if you you're not telling them, oh my god, yes, I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_08 56:01

I forget every week.

SPEAKER_04 56:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 56:03

And if you want to send us stories, dreams, haunted happenings, evidence games, please send it to our email, which is deathdropdeadpod at gmail.com. If you want to watch our beautiful, beautiful, beautiful faces, um, if you want to watch our beautiful faces, then you can watch little short clips on Instagram and TikTok, which is death drop dead underscore. If you want to watch the whole episode of the podcast and see our gorgeous faces, you can catch that on our YouTube, which is Death Drop Dead. Simply Death Drop Dead. Gorgeous. Thank you very much, everybody.

SPEAKER_04 56:46

Gracias, mi amor.

SPEAKER_08 56:48

Gracias, mi amor, and stay spooky.

SPEAKER_04 56:54

Bye. I think we need to learn that in Spanish.

SPEAKER_09 56:56

We do.

SPEAKER_08 57:00

Oh my god, Diva, you need to stop what you're doing. Sit back down in that chair and listen for one more minute. Me and Clotora are gonna play you a blooper of the week.

SPEAKER_04 57:16

Enjoy and stay spooky. I've watched football on a field before, and I don't really might be in a field.

SPEAKER_08 57:24

Who knows where we're gonna be? We could be out of space. We're going on a rocket. Yeah, I wouldn't be getting on though, would I? Oh, yes, you would, Katy Perry.

SPEAKER_04 57:31

I bet do you ever feel like a rocket?

SPEAKER_09 57:36

Clitia is dead, she is leaking.

SPEAKER_04 57:39

I am on my period. She's on the rack. I'm all in white.

SPEAKER_09 57:44

Oh my god. Bold. That is very bold. I know.

SPEAKER_04 57:47

I'm so glad I didn't come on my period before um the show because I wouldn't have I would have gone.

SPEAKER_08 57:51

No, you wouldn't.

SPEAKER_04 57:52

Well no, I did though. The last time we did a show with now, I was wearing my wedding dress and I'd come on my period.

SPEAKER_08 57:57

You were this is a wedding dress from an ex-marriage, BTW.

SPEAKER_04 58:00

Yeah, I'm not married. Yeah, no. I'm very much single and gay. Yes, and I like being single, thank you.

SPEAKER_08 58:07

Exactly. Um, I don't mind being single, but if there are cute listeners who you know want to flirt, head over to my um trade Instagram. I look very cute. Come and flirt with me. Yeah, I said nudes.

SPEAKER_04 58:18

I feel like I don't I I have time to flirt, but I don't have time to commit to commit for you because yeah, quite simply I've got bust.