Ep 8 - "Touching my Nip Nops"

In the Eighth episode of Death Drop Dead Boo! Khakii and Cl!toraaa Hood read creepy ghost stories, reveal the next location of "Cl!toraaa's Cursed Counties" and take part in a spooky maths quiz. 

What is Boo! Khakii's brain full of? Have we found a helpful man?! Is Cl!toraaa actually thick? 

Stay Spooky 'xo 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:10

Hello, I've done dance charged.

SPEAKER_06 0:12

It sounds like your Halloween turn. I'm not working this big up annually.

SPEAKER_03 0:18

Johnna Holypop stylin.

SPEAKER_06 0:20

This is the most ADHD we have ever been in.

SPEAKER_03 0:23

Yeah, this is terrific.

SPEAKER_01 0:25

This is terrific.

SPEAKER_06 0:29

They're mine. I grew them. Oh my god, a man cooked.

unknown 0:34

I know.

SPEAKER_06 0:35

A man is doing something for their family?

SPEAKER_03 0:38

Fuck.

SPEAKER_06 0:38

Oh my god, this is a spooky story.

SPEAKER_03 0:40

This is so scary, you guys. Definitely fixed it.

SPEAKER_06 0:46

120, take away 42.

SPEAKER_03 0:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 0:49

Oh, it's another hard number to take away.

SPEAKER_04 0:52

Like Ollie, hola. Hey.

SPEAKER_06 0:56

Oh, hola. I like your singing.

SPEAKER_04 0:59

That was very cute, wasn't it? It's so cute. I know. I do have a little humble tone. Humble? Humble, yeah. Humble. I'm very humble.

SPEAKER_06 1:06

It's a choice. That that it's a choice. It is a choice.

SPEAKER_04 1:10

Well, anyway, that is local semi-famous Eddie Clitora hood.

SPEAKER_06 1:16

And that is I have nothing to say. Bukaki.

SPEAKER_04 1:20

Ill bukaki.

SPEAKER_06 1:21

Ill bukaki.

SPEAKER_04 1:22

Feel sorry for me. I've got chest infection, you guys.

SPEAKER_06 1:25

I feel sorry for no one when they're ill.

SPEAKER_04 1:27

She's a little bitch. Um, no, I I just feel a bit rotten. That's it. Like my voice, I probably will have a couple coughs throughout this episode.

unknown 1:36

A couple coughs.

SPEAKER_04 1:39

I'm going to get it off my chest. Um stop. And I am in quite a skimpy outfit, but I have got nipple covers, so if you say you see a nipple, you're lying.

SPEAKER_06 1:48

You do look absolutely sucked in tiny. Like, I'm sorry, the body is here.

SPEAKER_04 1:54

The body is here. I'm trying to force that mucus out of my lungs.

SPEAKER_06 1:58

Perfect.

SPEAKER_04 2:00

Um, anyway.

SPEAKER_08 2:01

This is episode A that I made you love me. Oh, Ari. Sorry that I made me a type of that's cute.

SPEAKER_04 2:18

I know it's so cute. I think it's such a lovely song.

SPEAKER_06 2:21

It is, it's very cute. I I can't say I'm a big like listener of Ariana Grande, but big fan of her personally. Yeah. Because obviously we're friends. Because I'm a celebrity.

SPEAKER_04 2:30

Yeah, yeah, Zed Lister and Ariane are all together in your room.

SPEAKER_06 2:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I didn't call her by first name terms. You've just got oh, oh yeah, Ari.

SPEAKER_04 2:38

Ari. Yeah, no, that's what I've got saved as in my phone.

SPEAKER_06 2:41

Yeah, of course, course, of course. Got you.

SPEAKER_04 2:43

So, um little Miss Clitor, how have you been? What have you been up to?

SPEAKER_06 2:46

I've been good. Um, I don't think what I've been doing. Hey, we we've done we've done shows.

SPEAKER_04 2:54

We have done shows since our last pod.

SPEAKER_06 2:57

We've done two uh sorry, Spanish.

SPEAKER_04 3:00

What was that voice?

SPEAKER_00 3:02

Hello, I've done Dos shows.

SPEAKER_06 3:04

It sounds like your Halloween show.

SPEAKER_00 3:06

Um, okay.

SPEAKER_06 3:07

It sounded like your Halloween show one. What did um hi, my name is Bill Khaki, and I'll be right back.

SPEAKER_04 3:12

Hi, my name is Valek, and I'm your nurse today. How can I help you? People are turning off now after that, yeah. Honestly. Um, so yeah, we've had a couple shows. We performed uh one show with Nasty Drag.

SPEAKER_06 3:26

Yes, it was very cute.

SPEAKER_04 3:28

It was a very nice show. So it was run by our little friend uh My Little Soldier Pup.

SPEAKER_06 3:33

I wasn't ready.

SPEAKER_04 3:34

Go again. Okay, let's go again. My little solder pup. Oh, gorgeous. Oh, the spit that comes flying out my mouth. Honestly, I'm covered in her DNA. It's in her DNA. Hate us. Um, we've done a couple numbers. Yeah, what did you do? My numbers, I typically perform as Valak from The Conjuring because I think she's a cunty, she's soap. Um, so this time I wanted to show her possession story. Originally the show was meant to be at Christmas time, so I'd planned Mary's Boy Child. So Mary's Boy Child, Jesus Christ. Wow. Um, and I watched How Valak got possessed. Um Vallak, Valek, I'm gonna come and smack it. How Valak got possessed go home, get out of my flat right now. Get out of my pub. Get out of my pub. Um how valu got possessed and what I was doing.

SPEAKER_06 4:41

Got you, got you.

SPEAKER_04 4:42

Um, and with this, I in my twisted little um Bukhaki's brain off the um filacum say um, I thought she was possessed by the 118 man.

SPEAKER_03 4:59

Oh god, we got pepper pig here. Do you know what? Sorry, sorry, you are fucking picked up.

SPEAKER_06 5:04

Oh my god, we got daddy pig here. That's my mum. I call her Daddy Pig. No, because she has a laugh like Daddy Pig.

SPEAKER_04 5:11

How dare you misgender her?

SPEAKER_06 5:16

I'm pulling hair out.

SPEAKER_04 5:17

You're killing who?

SPEAKER_06 5:19

You rude.

SPEAKER_04 5:20

Um so my numbers, Valek was possessed by the one eight man. Uh my numbers start singing number jacks. I don't know that. Okay, I'm a geek. Um and we performed T Pain Church. Uh we didn't. I did. Yeah. No, me and Valek. Oh, of course. Sorry. Yeah, we're separate. Right. On a cute time. So yeah, we're just all holy. Mary's boy child, Mary's boy child, then little possession number where I'm running around being a little freaky bitch. Um boot. And then yeah, we ended up doing um T-Pane Church, and I did not miss one single word. No, you really didn't.

SPEAKER_06 5:59

I was at the back, literally watching going, no, yeah, no, you've got to do that again. Why? Because I've wobbled my arms. Okay. I'm too fat for that.

SPEAKER_04 6:11

I could sense a half of it out of you. I've got a sense of half. Please do that. Should I sense both your arms so you that you come out like little sticks? Hi, I'm Clitor needs my toothpicks.

SPEAKER_06 6:24

Like, I'm sorry, I can't help that I used to be really fat.

SPEAKER_04 6:27

Exactly.

SPEAKER_06 6:28

And now I'm just a little bit fat.

SPEAKER_04 6:31

Un poco godita.

SPEAKER_06 6:33

This is the most ADHD we have ever been.

SPEAKER_03 6:35

Yeah, this is terrific.

SPEAKER_06 6:37

This is graphic.

SPEAKER_04 6:40

Anyway, my next number is Valek performing as um, what did I do? Oh mate, fucking me regular tiptoe for a tulip.

SPEAKER_08 6:49

Oh yeah, tiptoe through the tulips.

SPEAKER_04 6:52

By the wind. No. Good lyrics. Nice voice though.

SPEAKER_06 6:58

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 6:59

Um, so yeah, I performed my tip call, which is Valek. Um, starting with Tiptoe Through the Tulips into Rocky Horror Seasons Random.

SPEAKER_06 7:07

Feeling done in couldn't win. This is a singing podcast.

SPEAKER_04 7:12

It is. Welcome to uh Glee. Sorry, I was gonna say Vogel Coaching with Cheryl Porter. Oh, what a queen. Um, set are my numbers, your numbers for nasty. Go.

SPEAKER_06 7:24

Okay. Go. I feel like I've been told off by my teacher.

SPEAKER_04 7:28

You have. I'm sorry, girls. I'm sorry now. You really are taking a mick in this lesson. You need to go sit at the back of the class. I'm gonna have to separate at the back.

SPEAKER_06 7:36

You wouldn't have to sit at the back if you were turning up being a few. No, you got brought to the front or sent out.

SPEAKER_04 7:42

Girls, I'm sorry, you need to stop talking. Can you come and sit at the front so I can keep an eye on you? And I'd go, no, get out of my classroom. You're gonna have to go sit down and go to the headmistress's office.

SPEAKER_06 7:53

Mine was a master.

SPEAKER_04 7:55

Okay, BDSM slave.

SPEAKER_06 7:58

No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_07 8:01

That is naughty. Anyway, just doing accents. We are okay anyway.

SPEAKER_06 8:06

Yes, so my numbers, my first one, I was Jack Yolaura from Monster High. Um, and I did Monster High.

SPEAKER_02 8:17

You did, yes.

SPEAKER_06 8:18

This is my dance. Monster Monster High Hi, Monster High Hi, Monster, Monster High. I did my own dance, I won't learn that quite simply. I am lazy.

SPEAKER_04 8:27

Um, and then that went at the moment. I'm lazy.

SPEAKER_06 8:30

I'm lazy. And then it went into taste by Sabrina Carpenter, and I pulled out a tampon.

SPEAKER_04 8:35

Yes, you did from your um papaya.

SPEAKER_06 8:39

From my papaya, it wasn't actually from there.

SPEAKER_04 8:41

No, no, no. Um, it was just from my yeah, she's not going around eating her menstrual yolk.

SPEAKER_06 8:46

Like, what's her name? Giovanna Fletcher. No, not Giovanna Fletcher.

SPEAKER_04 8:49

That's Giovanna Plowman.

SPEAKER_06 8:50

Giovanna Plowman.

SPEAKER_04 8:51

Don't there's a first video of me. I know.

SPEAKER_06 8:54

That's all why do you think I brought it up?

SPEAKER_04 8:57

Deleted it everywhere. So I was a little freak as a teenager, and I decided to recreate Giovanna's tampon video with ketchup and balsamic vinegar on a Tammy. And I like flung against the mirror, I was eating it off the mirror. At your mum's house. At my mum's house, yeah, in the room I lost my virginity. Um, mummy, don't listen. No, mum, turn off. She doesn't know how to operate a computer.

SPEAKER_06 9:18

So you're making out like 70. She's what? Like she's like 21.

SPEAKER_03 9:24

So my mum's young. I was born first.

SPEAKER_08 9:31

Jesus, my mum's so young. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:33

Um voice break. That's because all my throat is sore. That's because my throat is amazing. I'm Fran Dresher again. And your second number.

SPEAKER_06 9:44

Oh, yeah, no. Um it's lost from me. Oh yeah. I did um um, I was dressed as Pink Panther. You were, and I started as Pink Panther at the back, but honestly, I couldn't hear the music because I was so like away with it that it started for quite a while without me there.

SPEAKER_04 10:05

Yeah. Um and I was gonna- I couldn't hear it either.

SPEAKER_06 10:07

Has it started? Has it started now? I'm like, fuck, let's go. Here's my little pause. Pause up. Pause up, pause up, pause up, and then it turned into um fat juicy and wet, and I became a dancer.

SPEAKER_04 10:29

Clitory was a full dancer, like I've never seen her threat back like that.

SPEAKER_06 10:32

I'm twerking, bitch.

SPEAKER_04 10:34

Was a popper.

SPEAKER_06 10:35

You have seen me dance like that.

SPEAKER_04 10:37

Yeah, in a club, not when I'm drunk drunk, yeah. Like when you're litty, yeah. Cletty is Liddy. Um, so with her dancing, I can't even explain what she was doing. Like, she was absolutely papid like it, poke it, daddy, country fine. Here, pop here, picture hard.

SPEAKER_06 10:55

I think we should put a picture right here.

SPEAKER_04 10:59

This will be the joint picture of us. So we've got Dracula and Valak together because my numbers are the same.

SPEAKER_06 11:04

Oh, yeah, you don't need to see me as Pink Panther. I didn't I I I'm not a big fan of it.

SPEAKER_04 11:08

Okay, so we'll do um Valak and Dracula.

SPEAKER_06 11:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:11

Um I've just felt a bead of sweat run down my back. I'm fully breasted up.

SPEAKER_07 11:18

Are they not real? They're real. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:22

They're real. They're mine. I grew them.

SPEAKER_06 11:26

I don't know what I've turned into it, guys. So I courage cars. And I was literally touching my nipknobs.

SPEAKER_04 11:32

Oh my nipknops! My nip knobs are silvery.

SPEAKER_07 11:38

Look.

SPEAKER_06 11:40

I I don't think I'm into silver nip knobs.

SPEAKER_04 11:42

No, she likes um just nip knobs.

SPEAKER_06 11:46

So clicky, click, click, click, click, click.

unknown 11:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:50

Would you like a story?

SPEAKER_06 11:52

Would I like a what?

SPEAKER_04 11:53

Would you like a story? It's story time. So, Clitora, I have a long-y or a shorty. A long-y or a short-ie. A long-ie or a short-ie. Shall I do my long-y? Because I do know where your stories come from.

SPEAKER_06 12:14

You do, you just don't know.

SPEAKER_04 12:16

I just don't know your story. Yes. So shall I do my long story? See. Okay, so if I can have your cellular device, let me reposition. Siri keeps telling me not to go home. Why do I sound so monochrome?

SPEAKER_01 12:35

Monochrome?

SPEAKER_04 12:37

Monochrome. No, I sound black and white. I thought you meant like monotone. I did, but I said monochrome, so I'm controlled with it. Okay. So Clayton, my story this week. Siri keeps telling me not to go home. It is from Reddit.

SPEAKER_06 12:52

Reddit.

SPEAKER_04 12:53

Reddit. So I started a day happy. It's Saturday, and I had more energy than I usually do in the mornings. I woke up earlier than my wife and daughter. So I got to surprise them with pancakes, bacon, eggs, and orange juice for breakfast.

SPEAKER_06 13:07

Uh I'm not having eggs with pancakes.

SPEAKER_04 13:09

Why?

SPEAKER_06 13:11

No. No, I can't. What kind of eggs?

SPEAKER_04 13:13

Well, I'm gonna say fried.

SPEAKER_06 13:15

Uh why no. Bacon? Yeah, I'd have bacon.

SPEAKER_04 13:19

I thought you didn't like bacon.

SPEAKER_06 13:22

I don't like bacon. Um I like Well I it's kind of like how I don't like sausage rolls, but I do. Um I don't I like streaky bacon where it's really crispy. And like with the syrup on as well and the pancakes, I went through a stage of really loving that. Probably how I got fat.

SPEAKER_04 13:39

Oh, uh yep, okay. Yeah. Um so the smell of pancakes rolled my daughter out of bed and had us rolled. That's good. I would use a different adjective. Is that an adjective? Rolled.

SPEAKER_06 13:53

Nice doing word.

SPEAKER_04 13:55

I would use a different verb because the negative connotation to rolled and the sheer amount of food someone's gonna eat is very rude. Yes, very rude. As a father or a mother, or a parent, or a guardian, I'm not sure who you are yet. Um, do not refer to your children like that. That's not very nice. No, we're gonna have to get Joe Frost in. Oh, we will. She'll say they'll they need one golden kiwi and half a pant of grapes for breakfast.

SPEAKER_06 14:21

That's a golden kiwi.

SPEAKER_04 14:22

Them yellow kiwis. Oh they're nice.

SPEAKER_06 14:26

Oh, I've never had them.

SPEAKER_02 14:27

They're nice. They're nice.

SPEAKER_04 14:28

They sell them a little.

SPEAKER_06 14:30

Shall we go to little? Yeah, why?

SPEAKER_02 14:33

Why not? Why not? Let's go a little.

SPEAKER_04 14:35

Um I have got fever, so I'm a bit delirious.

SPEAKER_06 14:39

I've got no excuse.

SPEAKER_04 14:40

No, I am delirious. I should be in hot skin.

SPEAKER_06 14:43

Really hot. What is the temperature? Like fucking 31. Where's my ergometer? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 14:49

It is about 35.

SPEAKER_06 14:51

Yeah, okay. So it's actually 74.

SPEAKER_04 14:56

Let's not be dramatic.

SPEAKER_06 14:58

Well, drag queens are dramatic, apparently.

SPEAKER_04 15:01

True.

SPEAKER_06 15:02

Um, so I've got pain.

unknown 15:06

Good.

SPEAKER_04 15:07

The smell of pancakes rolled my daughter out of bed and had her sitting at the kitchen table in no time, albeit nodding off a bit in her hand.

SPEAKER_06 15:15

Oh okay. Where she goes.

SPEAKER_04 15:19

Where her head goes, head goes.

SPEAKER_06 15:20

Yeah, don't. I love when kids do that, it's the best thing.

SPEAKER_04 15:23

Kid's 17. Oh. You weirdo. No. Don't joke and we don't know an age yet. So next came my wife, who snuck up behind me before planting a quick smooch on my cheek and complimented me on my kiss the chef apron.

SPEAKER_06 15:35

Oh my god, a man cooked.

unknown 15:37

Oh no.

SPEAKER_06 15:38

A man is doing something for their family?

SPEAKER_03 15:40

Fuck.

SPEAKER_06 15:41

Oh my god, this is a spooky story.

SPEAKER_03 15:43

This is so scary, you guys. It's definitely fiction.

SPEAKER_04 15:48

Isn't made up. So, as soon as I had set the table for two of them, my phone began to vibrate in my pocket. Flush. Thanks. It was the sheriff. He started rambling on about how there had been an armed robbery and an assault a few miles out of town, and how he needed all hands on deck for this one. With a sigh, I told him I'd be right down. I hung up the phone and looked at my wife apologetically, while my daughter lay with her head down on the table. My wife assured me that she understood, but that didn't stop me from apologizing profusely as I rushed out the door. Come on, communication. Before I stepped out into the world once and for all, my wife yanked me back by the neck of my shirt before pulling me in for a kiss.

SPEAKER_06 16:30

Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_00 16:32

Look at that.

SPEAKER_06 16:33

I was trying to have a drink quietly, nicely, but I've interrupted.

SPEAKER_04 16:38

She told me she had a headache and that she and my daughter were probably just gonna lounge around and take a nap all day. Long old nap, but got a headache.

SPEAKER_06 16:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:47

The scene of the incident was more than a few miles out of town, and the further I drove, the more I wondered how this was even in our jurisdiction. When I finally arrived, I wanted to punch the sheriff in the face. Not only had the men been caught, but they'd also already been brought down to the station. I'd be fucking rage.

SPEAKER_06 17:03

Yeah, so it's brought him out for no reason.

SPEAKER_04 17:05

Absolutely no reason. Oh I couldn't refrain from giving the sheriff a peace in my mind. He had me driving all the way out here on my day off, wasting time that I could have spent with my wife and kid just for the case to already be closed when I got here.

SPEAKER_06 17:16

I'm sorry, why why does this man sound like a decent husband?

SPEAKER_04 17:20

Yeah, honestly, he's almost 10 out of 10. Yeah, sorry. Where do you find those? Um I don't want one, but I'll take one. Yeah. If you can take the wife.

SPEAKER_06 17:28

Lovely.

SPEAKER_04 17:29

Yeah. Gorgeous. Who's having the child? You do want a little girl? So you can take her.

SPEAKER_06 17:36

Yeah, I I did want. Yeah, like I I'm alright with just two.

SPEAKER_04 17:41

Gorge. Um, so I did I did soften a bit when I realised I didn't have to stay any longer. I could just get back and pretend nothing even happened, and that's what I planned on doing. I hopped in my car and set the GPS to home. I drove for 30 minutes, then 45, then an hour. All while Siri kept announcing the directions. Turn right here, left turn here, stay straight for eight miles. After an hour and a half, I realized that not only was I nowhere near home, but I couldn't recognise where I was. Period. I was surrounded by trees with nothing but asphalt. Asphalt? A S-P-H-A-L-T. Asphalt? Asphalt? That's like that gravelly stuff, is it? Jen, I I don't know how to say it, but we'll say assault, but asphalt. Asphalt, asphalt, asphalt. We'll rock and roll. That's asphalt. Yeah, yeah, there we go. Um, beneath me. My phone had no service, but somehow Siri kept spouting off directions.

SPEAKER_06 18:44

Yeah, freaked out. Get me home.

SPEAKER_04 18:46

Get me home. You turn here. At the next stop sign, turn left. Keep straight for 10 miles. Two hours had passed before I tried calling my wife. I tried four times. Each time it went straight to the dial tone. I'd be shitting myself. Panicked. Pulling over, I tried resetting my phone, but the moment it came back on, maps were still open on the screen. I pinched a screen to expand the map and revealed the destination. I was 90 miles from home.

SPEAKER_06 19:12

What the fuck? That's far, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04 19:13

Yeah, that's long.

SPEAKER_06 19:14

How far where is that? Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 19:17

Hour and a half, two hours. Um keep driving. I changed the address from my house to a local grocery store in town. I figured I could find my way home from there.

unknown 19:26

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:26

The map took me to town. It took nearly three hours, but I got there. Only once I did, it was like Siri knew. Turn around. Turn around. Do not go home. I tried shutting my phone off, but it wouldn't budge. It just kept saying the same thing over and over again. Do not go home. What the fuck? Do not go home. Do not go home.

SPEAKER_06 19:51

Well, I'm going home.

SPEAKER_04 19:52

I'm going home.

SPEAKER_06 19:53

If no one was there, I wouldn't be going home. But if my wife and kids there, I'm going. Um I'm speed racing. I am Lewis Hamilton.

SPEAKER_04 20:01

I tried to tune it out, rolling the windows down and cranking the radio up as I advanced closer and closer to my neighbourhood. I pulled into the driveway and Siri started sounding off again. Get back in the car. Do not go home. Turn around. Shoving my phone in my pocket, I stuck the key in and pushed the door open. The house was silent.

SPEAKER_06 20:20

Oh great.

SPEAKER_04 20:21

I called out to my wife and got no answer. The further I advanced into the house, the dizzier I become. The more my head hurt, the more nauseous I felt. But when I found them, that's when I really thought I would faint. They lay together on my bed. My daughter curled up in my wife's arm while Paul Patrol played on the TV.

SPEAKER_06 20:41

Oh Diana's skinny.

SPEAKER_04 20:43

My skin was pale. They were so cold to touch. Neither of them moved, no matter how loud I screamed their names. They couldn't be dead. They can't be. I've called for the sheriff. He says he's 20 minutes out. I want to get them out. I need to get them to safety, but I'm just so sleepy. I feel so weak. I can't even think clearly. I'll get this all sorted out as soon as I wake up.

SPEAKER_06 21:10

Oh, that's so sad. They've been carbon monoxide poisoned. They have. I was actually.

SPEAKER_03 21:19

She's here sobbing.

SPEAKER_06 21:24

I need a tissue, Darren.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

You need tissue. She needs a little cotton pad.

SPEAKER_04 21:28

There she goes, cotton pads on hand.

SPEAKER_06 21:30

It's actually at the thought of like, I'm sorry, I don't know what I'd do.

SPEAKER_04 21:36

No, heartbreaking. Absolutely horrific.

SPEAKER_06 21:38

I mean, there's no one at home to leave my kids with. So it's fine. I'd be there. Yeah, exactly. I'm dead. But if they're dead, I'm dead. Yeah. That's it's what it is, isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 21:48

It's what it is.

SPEAKER_06 21:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:50

Oh, Dallas.

SPEAKER_06 21:50

Well, that is a really sad story, and I think it's really nasty that you're going to be. Yeah, apologies. I th I find the series thing a bit weird though. Yeah, crazy. Like without like it's the the the plausible. Explanation is that it's carbon monoxide poisoning. Sorry, why am I aerial? Why have I got such a quiff?

SPEAKER_04 22:07

She's got a quiff, you guys. Sort that out. Um, have you been using a fork?

SPEAKER_06 22:13

I have a dingle harper.

SPEAKER_04 22:15

A dingle harper.

SPEAKER_06 22:17

Um, I can't remember where I was going because I've been taken back by my my performance, my um appearance. Oh, yeah, but the Siri thing is fucking weird. Why are you telling me to not go home? You've killed my wife and kids. You fucking cunt. Anyway. So yeah, I love that story. It was sad though. Yeah, very sad. I I obviously pick it apart, as I always say. You've got to I don't mean to. You're looking at me funny.

SPEAKER_04 22:44

No, no, I'm just staring. That's it. I've got my eyes on.

SPEAKER_06 22:49

What which one?

SPEAKER_04 22:50

Oh, my whispering.

SPEAKER_07 22:52

Okay. Booz it! Taurasaurus is me. She's a queen. From my streets.

SPEAKER_06 23:05

I was gonna actually say my street name.

SPEAKER_04 23:07

Yeah, please don't give your address out.

SPEAKER_06 23:09

Yeah, honestly.

SPEAKER_04 23:10

No relational security.

SPEAKER_06 23:12

No, not at all. Um, would you like a uh story?

SPEAKER_04 23:21

Sega. Yes, I would like a story actually, Glitora. What one have you got for me?

SPEAKER_06 23:25

So this is from a what we've been written in a story.

SPEAKER_04 23:28

Oh gorgeous. One of our little Ouija borders. Ouija. Yeah, oh you're such a border. Was that Jermaine?

SPEAKER_06 23:37

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 23:37

Yeah, these borders.

SPEAKER_06 23:39

Yeah, oh my god, she's such a border. Yeah, lover. What does what oh my god, I'm just looking at so quiche right now. I love it. I love it.

SPEAKER_04 23:52

I love it. I love it, Darren.

SPEAKER_06 23:54

So this is from Pfizer Manelli.

SPEAKER_04 23:57

Oh, Pfizer Manelli.

SPEAKER_06 23:59

Also part of Now That's What I Call Draft. Yeah, gorgeous.

SPEAKER_04 24:02

Yeah. We love Pfizer.

SPEAKER_06 24:04

So Pfizer has said.

SPEAKER_04 24:05

Oh, okay. Let's go.

SPEAKER_06 24:08

When my great aunt was in hospital when I was a kid, we went to see her as a family and dropped my great uncle home. He lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere. I was left in the car with my sister whilst they took him inside. I looked up onto the roof, and my great aunt looked down on me.

SPEAKER_04 24:28

From the roof. She's on the roof.

SPEAKER_06 24:30

Yeah. Smiled, then waved and walked behind the chimney.

SPEAKER_04 24:35

Oh, I've got goosebumps.

SPEAKER_06 24:36

No, it's horrible, isn't it? She died later that night. Oh. So it's like her way of saying goodbye.

SPEAKER_04 24:42

Look, I I don't know if you can tell I am covered. That every single hair has stood up on my body.

SPEAKER_02 24:47

It's disgusting. Oh god.

SPEAKER_06 24:50

And then they've said it's wild, isn't it? Like, never believed it at all. But then I tell everyone this story, and every time I'm like, genuinely, it happened. Yeah. But that's not it. Okay. So, um, they've put oh wait, there's more. When they were kids, they used to stay there all the time and would hear like footsteps in the loft, but their uncle and aunt were too old to go up the stairs because they were steep farm stairs. And when their great uncle died, they cleared the house and in the loft, dot dot a pair of boots that no one knew about. And that's it.

SPEAKER_02 25:30

Oh my day.

SPEAKER_06 25:32

Do you want to know my response?

SPEAKER_02 25:33

Yeah, go on then.

SPEAKER_06 25:35

Nah, disgusting. I would be running away. Oh, believe me, that whole house got sold and torn down.

SPEAKER_04 25:43

Correct. See you later.

SPEAKER_06 25:44

Like, I'm sorry, I'm bawling in tears. Like that's horrific. For a start, why are you up on the roof? I mean, I I'm I'm purposely saying roof. I don't say roof, I say rough.

SPEAKER_04 25:54

You do say rough.

SPEAKER_06 25:55

Yeah, I thought I'd make a conscious effort, but no, that's so creepy. Yeah, weird.

SPEAKER_04 26:00

Honestly. Well, Pfizer, thank you very much for running in. That is Ookie Spooky.

SPEAKER_08 26:05

Ooky spooky.

SPEAKER_04 26:06

Ookie spooky. Well, those were our little stories of the week. They weren't stories of the week. That was our little story time.

SPEAKER_06 26:17

Story time. Do you want the bell?

SPEAKER_04 26:19

Yeah, go on. Done. Finished.

SPEAKER_06 26:22

Done.

SPEAKER_04 26:23

Done. Oh, I thought you were American. We have a strong D. True. Um, quite simply. Yeah. Problematic. So Klitora.

SPEAKER_06 26:35

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 26:36

This brings us to our next section.

SPEAKER_06 26:40

Shit.

SPEAKER_04 26:41

What? I've forgotten. I've forgotten to do it. Don't worry. Don't worry, Dallin. This is creepy because you're not doing it this week.

SPEAKER_06 26:51

Am I not?

SPEAKER_04 26:52

No. So this is a surprise for Klitora.

SPEAKER_06 26:57

I'm off work this week. I've got annual leave.

SPEAKER_04 27:00

Johnna Holly Bobs, Dallin. Speaking of Hollybobs, it is your birthday coming up what next week?

SPEAKER_06 27:07

Yeah. How old am I going to be? Four.

SPEAKER_04 27:11

Stone.

SPEAKER_06 27:12

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 27:13

Imagine.

SPEAKER_06 27:14

I know. How dare you? How dare you say that? I'm not Ford Stone.

SPEAKER_04 27:18

I'm so trying to flirt.

SPEAKER_06 27:20

Are you? Yeah, yeah. Um, so yeah, stop.

SPEAKER_04 27:23

Your birthday is next week. And as you're aware, I'm taking it away on a surprise.

SPEAKER_05 27:29

Yes. Why is there a maniac outside? Why is there a maniac out there? How can you not drive like that? So I'm just a little lady. I'm just a baby. Just a baby birthday.

SPEAKER_04 27:40

Just a baby. So Clit. Um, we're going away for your birthday next week.

SPEAKER_06 27:44

We are.

SPEAKER_04 27:45

What I was thinking this week's Glitoris Curse County, I am going to do.

SPEAKER_01 27:49

Are you?

SPEAKER_04 27:50

I am. And I it is going to be where we're going for your birthday. So we're going away with one room. Okay.

unknown 27:57

Then we can do a ghost hunt.

SPEAKER_06 27:59

I think that's unfair because it's my birthday and I don't like them. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 28:05

Oh no. But the ghost hunt I want to do is not at nighttime.

SPEAKER_06 28:09

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 28:10

It's during the liminal period, early hours of the morning. So I will be getting you up about three o'clock in the morning. On my birthday. On your birthday.

SPEAKER_06 28:18

You know, like when you want to do a ghost hunt on the sixth of the sick.

SPEAKER_04 28:21

On the sixth of the sixth, 2026.

SPEAKER_06 28:24

I just don't think that's good.

SPEAKER_04 28:26

I think it's cunty.

SPEAKER_06 28:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 28:28

So cunty actually.

SPEAKER_06 28:30

And that's the only way we're going away.

SPEAKER_04 28:31

Yes, if you want to do.

SPEAKER_06 28:33

So I have got a what is the word? Uh I don't know the words.

SPEAKER_04 28:38

A birthday trip.

SPEAKER_06 28:40

A birthday trip. But I have to agree to something I don't want to do.

SPEAKER_04 28:43

You do. You do indeed.

SPEAKER_06 28:45

Yeah, I agree to it. It's fine. Yeah. Because it's in the morning.

SPEAKER_04 28:48

It is in the morning.

SPEAKER_06 28:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:49

So, um, do you want to know where we're going?

SPEAKER_06 28:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:53

So I can do a little game for you. I will put on the accent.

SPEAKER_06 28:56

Oh, well, I'm never gonna guess.

SPEAKER_05 28:58

I'm brilliant at accents.

SPEAKER_06 29:00

I'm sorry, if you come out and go water bottle, I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_05 29:03

We're going to Australia.

SPEAKER_04 29:05

A water bottle. That's the only thing I can say.

SPEAKER_06 29:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:09

Um, so give me a sentence to say.

SPEAKER_06 29:12

Oh, why do you have to use my brain power?

SPEAKER_04 29:16

I can't do that.

SPEAKER_06 29:19

Is that good? No, Newcastle. Right, go again. Give me a better clue. Give me a c do you have like a clue on the place.

SPEAKER_04 29:30

Um, it is approximately eight hours from us.

SPEAKER_06 29:35

Fuck me.

SPEAKER_04 29:36

Yeah, we're leaving at like three in the morning.

SPEAKER_06 29:38

That's fine. So you're getting me up two days in a row?

SPEAKER_04 29:40

Yeah, two hours.

SPEAKER_06 29:41

Oh no, not two days in a row, is it?

SPEAKER_04 29:43

Yeah, yeah, we're going on the fifth.

SPEAKER_06 29:44

Right. And my birthday is sixth. Yeah. So two days in a row, you're getting me up at three in the morning. Right, got you.

SPEAKER_04 29:50

Yeah, love that for us. Yeah. Um I'm trying to think.

SPEAKER_06 29:57

So eight hours away.

SPEAKER_04 29:58

Eight hours away. And another accent could be um I can say the place in the accent.

SPEAKER_06 30:05

The thing is, eight hours away. I think I've kind of got it. But you have said to me this place, but you've said in the car, and then you've said, oh no, it's definitely not here.

SPEAKER_04 30:15

Yeah, I slipped up. I accidentally did like it with play. Um, but we are off to stop drum roll. Scotland! Stop Scotland! We're off to Scotland.

SPEAKER_06 30:35

Oh right. That was the accent when we're there.

SPEAKER_04 30:38

Scotland.

SPEAKER_06 30:39

We're going Scotland.

SPEAKER_04 30:41

I'm going to Scotland.

SPEAKER_06 30:42

I'm I've never been able to do a Scottish accent.

SPEAKER_04 30:44

Top of the moment, no last time.

SPEAKER_06 30:46

Irish and absolute dickhead.

SPEAKER_04 30:48

Fuming. But anyway, we're off to Scotland. Stop. I have longed for this day forever. Obviously, as per all of your birthdays, I like to try and tick off a bucket list activity or a bucket list thing. Scotland, I know, is a bucket list for you. Um, there is something else on your bucket list that we're going to be doing there that you'll find out when we're there. So you can start to, you know, have a little think and figure out what I've got planned.

SPEAKER_06 31:12

I like surprises.

SPEAKER_04 31:13

You do like surprises. But one place we are going to be going to.

SPEAKER_06 31:17

Right.

SPEAKER_08 31:18

And this is where we're now going to start our section of the Taurus Curse Counties.

SPEAKER_04 31:27

Curse counties. Featuring Boo.

SPEAKER_06 31:30

Um, I mean we could change the the the jingle this time. Oh. Boo, boo, boo, bukakis.

SPEAKER_08 31:39

Big bad. Big bad birthday. Boo boo.

SPEAKER_06 31:45

I think boo's bad bars. Bad baras. Yeah, that's that's the new one this week.

SPEAKER_04 31:51

The new one. Do it again. One more time.

SPEAKER_08 31:53

Boo, boo, boo, bukakis, bad baras.

SPEAKER_04 31:57

Yeah, let's rock around that.

SPEAKER_06 31:59

Yeah, this is how I'm sitting, apparently.

SPEAKER_04 32:00

Come on, lad. I'm looking directly at your triangle.

SPEAKER_06 32:03

Well, it's covered because I've got jeans, I've got a dungreese on.

SPEAKER_04 32:06

You have. Um, so can I have your cellular?

SPEAKER_06 32:08

Yeah, of course you can. I've just placed it up there.

SPEAKER_04 32:10

She's ready.

SPEAKER_06 32:11

So cute. What do you need?

SPEAKER_04 32:13

Emails.

SPEAKER_06 32:13

Gumel.

SPEAKER_04 32:14

Gumel. Gamel, gamel, gamel, gamel.

SPEAKER_06 32:17

I know someone called I can't put his name. Gumac or something. I was just telling you to be honest. No.

SPEAKER_04 32:25

Um, so the Torah. Uh cursed counties this week. We'd last time. And it's came to me this time, it hasn't come to you. Right. We are going to be going and exploring the ruins of Dun York Castle. Duner, Dun York. Duny. G-U-N-U-R-E. Right, okay. Dunyor Castle. Dunyor Castle, perched on the cliffs above the Firth of Clyde in South Ayrshire. It's one of Scotland's most atmospheric castle ruins. It has a grim history that has led many local tales of hauntings and paranormal activity.

SPEAKER_08 33:05

Fuck off, am I going there? Okay.

SPEAKER_04 33:11

Let me see. The castle's most infamous event occurred in the 1570s when Gilbert Kennedy, fourth Earl of Casalis, kidnapped Alan Stewart, commendator of Crossragel Abbey, to force him to sign over valuable church lands. Stuart was tortured in the castle's black vault and repeatedly roasted over a Brazier. Brazier? He was roasted over a bra. Brazier. What do you mean roasted? Why is he a hog roast? So he was honestly like, are we going Toby Carvery?

SPEAKER_06 33:42

Don't I'm so hungry.

SPEAKER_04 33:44

No, this is Yellow Jacket's version of Toby Carvery.

SPEAKER_06 33:46

Oh, it fully is. Yellow jacket.

SPEAKER_04 33:49

Um so anyway, he was roasted over an open flame. I reckon they probably chucked some bay leaves in, had spritz of rosemary. Um, although he survived and was later rescued, he was permanently injured. Well, I yeah. Yeah. He's burnt. He's burnt. This brutal episode became known as the roasting of the commendator. And it's one of Scotland's most notorious acts of noble cruelty. Local legends and paranormal investigators have connected several phenomena to the castle, sightings of a shadowy male figure near the ruins and cliff edge, unexplained footsteps and voices when the cast was otherwise deserted, sudden cold spots around the black vault where Alan Stewart was actually tortured. Lastly, feelings of being watched, especially after dusk. We're going before dawn.

SPEAKER_06 34:40

I don't know what dusk is.

SPEAKER_04 34:41

Um, like nightfall.

SPEAKER_06 34:43

So night time.

SPEAKER_04 34:44

Yeah. Right. These stories are folklore rather than verified historical accounts, but they have helped give Dunyel Castle a reputation as one of Ayrshire's eerie locations.

SPEAKER_06 34:54

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 34:55

I know. So an overview that we have here, which is quite nice actually. A compelling angle is that Dunyel Castle isn't famous because of ghost stories, it's famous because of something genuinely horrific happening there.

SPEAKER_06 35:09

Ah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:12

So this is where we're going to head.

SPEAKER_06 35:15

Why are we going so early?

SPEAKER_04 35:17

Because it's an eight-hour drive.

SPEAKER_06 35:19

No, why are we going to Dunyel Castle so early?

SPEAKER_04 35:21

So the liminal period.

SPEAKER_06 35:22

Right, okay, go.

SPEAKER_04 35:24

Is when the realm between our world and the spirit world is quite thin.

SPEAKER_06 35:29

Yes. So we see the sunrise.

SPEAKER_04 35:32

Yeah, that might be one of your bucket lists. Well, we are going to see a sunrise over to Cliff Edge.

SPEAKER_06 35:36

I have seen a sunrise before.

SPEAKER_04 35:38

But nothing like that.

SPEAKER_06 35:39

No, I've I've seen it um fix though.

SPEAKER_04 35:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:41

When I went to get a tattoo.

SPEAKER_04 35:43

Yeah, no, we're going um to sit on the cliff edge and watch the sunrise together.

SPEAKER_06 35:46

Oh, that's lovely. Can't we just do that?

SPEAKER_04 35:49

No, we're gonna do the ghost hunt. Right, okay. Yeah, we're gonna do the ghost.

SPEAKER_06 35:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 35:53

Um, and then actually, I know we said that it's like a bucket list trip. There's gonna be yeah, more bucket list things happening. Yeah, go for it all.

SPEAKER_06 36:03

It's a thought it feels like I'm dying.

SPEAKER_04 36:06

Yeah, um sorry.

SPEAKER_06 36:08

Sorry, you've got cancer.

unknown 36:10

Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 36:12

No, I know Eureka, leukemia.

SPEAKER_06 36:16

Quoting it.

SPEAKER_04 36:17

Um, so that is our Clitoris Curse County.

SPEAKER_06 36:20

Claire, no, that is not our Clitoris Curse County.

SPEAKER_04 36:22

It is not Clitoris Curse County.

SPEAKER_07 36:24

What is it?

SPEAKER_04 36:25

It is b. What was your jingle? Bukakis, boo, bad baras. Boo, bukakis, bad baras. Do it again for me.

SPEAKER_06 36:35

Boo, boo, boo, bukakis, bad baras.

SPEAKER_04 36:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 36:40

I forget every time that it's bad. Like the word bad. Well, no, because uh why do I need to change it?

SPEAKER_04 36:47

Um so Cletty. See, shall we have a little peruse in what paranormal play bug? I have a game at which I need your cellular device for.

SPEAKER_06 37:02

My phone is just overworked.

SPEAKER_07 37:04

She is the overworked single mum who works two jobs. That's her. Poor girl.

SPEAKER_04 37:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 37:19

So I've really come into this episode just like with nothing. I've come with a story that someone yeah, story that someone wrote for me, and I didn't even have to research, like it was sent to me. I've come with, yeah, and then I haven't had to do Clites Coast Counties, thank God, because I forgot.

SPEAKER_04 37:40

Yeah, and I'm really ill, and I've done all of this work.

SPEAKER_06 37:43

Yeah, well, I'd hope that you did it before today.

unknown 37:45

Yeah, half off.

SPEAKER_04 37:47

Um we're going. So we've realized yesterday we were watching I know what's coming. What? Wait, what? The first ever drag queen I followed was Kamura Black. I am so obsessed with Kamura Black, it is absolutely ridiculous. What I would pay to meet her.

SPEAKER_06 38:08

Mine was Trixie Mattel before drag racing.

SPEAKER_04 38:12

Yeah. Kamura, I've got screenshots from Kamura's old, old, old Instagram on my phone somewhere. And Plastique Tiara. Old Instagram. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 38:20

Do you remember? Did you were you a Tumblr little thing, boy?

SPEAKER_04 38:24

I think I was for a little bit.

SPEAKER_06 38:25

Um, I was obsessed, which now I know who it is, with Faramone on Tumblr.

SPEAKER_04 38:31

Oh, you were?

SPEAKER_06 38:32

Yeah, re I can't do you repost on Tumblr? I can't remember.

SPEAKER_04 38:35

Like I can't really remember how it works.

SPEAKER_06 38:37

No, but like I had I reposted it all.

SPEAKER_04 38:39

All of Farrah's stunning. I love that.

SPEAKER_06 38:42

But boy, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:43

Farrah no, mine was fully Kamura Black. My first ever drag queen I'd seen, like I'd seen a pantomime dame, for example. But over socials, I hadn't really ever seen a drag queen. No, and I saw Kamura Black, and I was like, oh, that is a woman. And then seeing them out of drag, a little gay me. I was getting a little tingled because they're so attractive. Um, I love Kamura Black so much. But yeah, we're watching Wade What um with her and Derek Barrett. Iconic Joe. Yeah, I love them so much.

SPEAKER_06 39:17

Derek is a new love of mine, like he just really appreciated Derek.

SPEAKER_04 39:22

And we're very glad that we're here.

SPEAKER_06 39:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:24

In our Derek Appreciation boat. So I'm gonna sit up a little bit ready too. You know what's coming.

SPEAKER_06 39:30

I do, and I don't think this is a good idea.

SPEAKER_04 39:31

So we were talking about it yesterday, and we've realised Clitor's a bit thick. Um, so we are going to do the nightmare maths challenge.

SPEAKER_06 39:40

Oh boat, no!

SPEAKER_04 39:43

I'm good at mental arithmetic.

SPEAKER_06 39:45

I need like a pen of can I get a pen of maple?

SPEAKER_04 39:47

You can if you want, but we can't do it mentally.

SPEAKER_06 39:51

Okay, I'll try mentally. Okay, I have this here because I've just forget the numbers.

SPEAKER_04 39:57

That's fine, don't worry. Okay. This is your examination. So, everybody, you have 60 minutes for this exam. Exam conditions apply. Um, do not turn your papers over until the timer starts. Any questions?

SPEAKER_06 40:10

Um, to be honest, I will like in all of my exams.

SPEAKER_04 40:13

You can't talk, it's an exam.

SPEAKER_06 40:15

I fell asleep after like 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_04 40:17

Okay, bid mass. Oh, oh, she knows bid mass.

SPEAKER_07 40:23

I don't know how it works. Emphasis on the mass middle finger to you.

SPEAKER_04 40:28

Um, so shut up, we're in an exam.

SPEAKER_06 40:31

I know I have.

SPEAKER_04 40:33

Right, question one. Right. Dracula's blood ratio. Dracula's special drink contains blood and tomato juice in a ratio of three to two. If the drink contains 30 litres of blood, how many litres of tomato juice are needed?

SPEAKER_06 40:52

What?

SPEAKER_04 40:56

30 what? 30 litres of blood. So the ratio of blood to tomato is three to two. There's 30 litres of blood, how many litres of tomato juice are needed? 20. 20. It's correct. Well done. Well done.

SPEAKER_06 41:12

That was quite an easy one.

SPEAKER_04 41:13

It was. I mean it did this is this is year seven.

SPEAKER_06 41:17

That's hard.

SPEAKER_04 41:18

Okay. Um, Jason's algebra problem. See, Jason Vaughan is smashed. Jason has X victims at Crystal Lake. How many? I've done that. Eggs. X. X. X communicated. Extra stimulated. What is that? Liberty X.

SPEAKER_06 41:39

That's it.

SPEAKER_04 41:40

Yeah. Don't yeah, you love that. So Jason has X X-ray, xylophone. X victims at Crystal Lake. You like it? Yeah, yeah. Um I've never seen it. But I do.

SPEAKER_06 41:54

I've felt I've felt I've loved it.

SPEAKER_04 41:56

Last night he scared seven more people. Now he now has 23 victims.

SPEAKER_06 42:01

Oh, too many numbers for my hands. I've only got ten fingers.

SPEAKER_04 42:09

Same. What is X? For what? So Jason has X victims at Crystal Lake. Right. Last night he scared seven more people.

SPEAKER_06 42:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 42:18

He now has 23 victims. So what is X?

SPEAKER_06 42:23

So it's just 23 take away seven, no? That's a hard number to take away.

SPEAKER_03 42:29

Is it?

SPEAKER_06 42:31

Um my god. 16.

SPEAKER_04 42:36

16, correct. Oh my god, this is so hard. So Pennywise owns 120 balloons.

SPEAKER_06 42:44

Pennywise owns half this build. Sorry. 35% sorry, can you start again because I don't remember how many balloons he has?

SPEAKER_04 42:52

Okay. Pennywise owns 120 balloons. 35% of them float away during a storm. How many balloons are left?

SPEAKER_06 43:03

That's not nice. 120, yeah? And then 35%. So 120. If I do um is tw is twelve five percent or ten percent? Ten percent. Ten. So twelve twelve twenty-four. Um thirty-six.

SPEAKER_04 43:33

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 43:35

Forty two.

SPEAKER_04 43:38

Left.

SPEAKER_06 43:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 43:42

Keep forty two, but listen to the question. Pennywise owns a hundred and twenty balloons.

SPEAKER_06 43:47

Right.

SPEAKER_04 43:47

Thirty-five per cent float away during a storm.

SPEAKER_06 43:51

So it's a hundred and twenty takeaway forty six.

SPEAKER_02 43:54

Where'd you get forty six from?

SPEAKER_06 43:55

Is that not what I just said?

SPEAKER_02 43:56

No, forty two.

SPEAKER_06 43:57

Forty two. Hundred and twenty takeaway forty two.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 44:01

It's another hard number to take away, like um 78.

SPEAKER_04 44:11

78, correct. Yeah done. Same.

SPEAKER_06 44:14

Oh my god, my brain.

SPEAKER_04 44:15

The zom ratio of zombies to survivors is eight to three. Right? If there are 24 zombies, how many survivors are there?

SPEAKER_06 44:27

What? So there's 24 zombies and the zombies have eight and the survivors are three. Yeah. And then I'm working out how many survivors there are. So it's 24 times three.

SPEAKER_04 44:41

No.

SPEAKER_06 44:41

No?

SPEAKER_04 44:42

No. Um the ratio is eight to three. Right. There's twenty-four zombies to get the eight component. But then for we need the three component for the survivors.

SPEAKER_06 45:00

Right. Um so am I like doing like what times eight would make twenty-four?

SPEAKER_04 45:09

No, not quite.

SPEAKER_06 45:11

To then get the three.

SPEAKER_04 45:12

Oh you you could get there that way.

SPEAKER_06 45:15

Eight, six, so that's three.

SPEAKER_04 45:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 45:19

So then I need three times three. Which is nine.

SPEAKER_04 45:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 45:24

Nine.

SPEAKER_04 45:24

Because if you think, um, we've got three lots of three, which is nine. Yes, we divided 24 by 8. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 45:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:34

So are you done?

SPEAKER_06 45:35

No, I worked out what it was.

SPEAKER_04 45:36

8, 16, 24. That's three.

SPEAKER_06 45:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:38

And then you do three times three. So you divide by the first one, then times by the second. So yeah, you're correct. I can't divide. However, you got there, you've got there.

SPEAKER_06 45:46

Yeah, I did it.

SPEAKER_04 45:47

We only have a couple more. We've got two more questions. You are smart.

SPEAKER_06 45:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:51

So we have the haunted hotel.

SPEAKER_06 45:54

Okay, I'm not staying.

SPEAKER_04 45:55

Okay. Well, a ghost appears every night for n minutes. After a week, the total haunting time is 210 minutes. Which equation would find n? N plus seven equals 210. N divided by seven equals 210. 7n equals 210. N takeaway 7 equals 210.

SPEAKER_06 46:22

This one is too many.

SPEAKER_04 46:24

Too many?

SPEAKER_06 46:24

I don't understand the question. I don't understand what's going on.

SPEAKER_04 46:28

Okay, so you've got a ghost that appears every night for a certain amount of minutes. Right. After a week, the total time is 210 minutes. So you've got to try and get to 210 minutes. So essentially, what you need to do is multiply each night. So seven N the answer is C, 7N equals 210, because each there's seven nights in a week. Yeah. So each night he's there for a number of minutes, n minutes. So that's one n, one, n, one, and this is what we're finding out. It's just a little bit better. One N one N one N one N. Altogether, that's seven N in total. Seven amounts of time in total.

SPEAKER_08 47:10

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 47:10

Yeah. So we times um the single night by seven, because seven days in a week, and that week will do to 110. No?

SPEAKER_06 47:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 47:19

I don't know if I've explained it well.

SPEAKER_06 47:20

To be honest, I really have no idea.

SPEAKER_04 47:23

No, she doesn't. Um, so your last one. Last one, and then you will we'll see whether you pass or fail.

SPEAKER_06 47:29

Right.

SPEAKER_04 47:29

Freddy Kruger's claw collection increases by four claws per year.

SPEAKER_07 47:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 47:33

He currently have X claws. Oh, he has X claws. In five years, he'll have 40 claws. What is X?

SPEAKER_06 47:42

Sorry, how many claws does he have at the moment?

SPEAKER_04 47:46

Um Freddie Kruger's claw collection increases by four claws per year. Yeah. He currently have he currently has X claws. In five years, he will have 40 claws. What is X?

SPEAKER_06 48:00

10.

SPEAKER_04 48:01

So add it up.

SPEAKER_06 48:04

Add what up? I can't add N or X to four.

SPEAKER_04 48:09

Okay, so what you have to do then is take away um from 40, because overall he's gonna have 40.

SPEAKER_06 48:19

Yeah, and 4 times 10 is 40.

SPEAKER_04 48:23

Okay, I need to work out my head as well. So what I'm gonna do myself is 40 claws is your overall one that you're gonna have.

SPEAKER_07 48:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:31

So it increases by four claws per year. So 40, um, you're trying to figure out his original one. In five years, he will have 40, it increases by four years. They have got answers here like A15, B20, C25, D35. Oh, so mine isn't right. No. Um, so what I personally would do would be take away those from that. I can't be both work out.

SPEAKER_06 48:53

Yeah, I don't get it.

SPEAKER_04 48:55

We'll leave that one.

SPEAKER_06 48:56

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_04 48:57

Okay. So Clitora, that was your what's it called? So Klitora, that was your nightmare maths quiz.

SPEAKER_06 49:06

Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_04 49:07

It was a nightmare, it was fucking horrible. Inspired by wait, what from our queens, Derek Barry and Kamora Black. Give them a follow. They are so cunty. Um, that was our little maths quiz. It was. How's your brain? I'm tired now.

SPEAKER_03 49:25

Klitora, how's your head?

SPEAKER_06 49:29

Never had any complaints.

SPEAKER_02 49:31

You sure?

SPEAKER_06 49:32

No, honestly, I didn't understand that joke. When it was on drag race, it completely flew over my head. Every time they were taking the piss out of um fame for not answering it, I was like, Yeah, I don't get it.

SPEAKER_04 49:42

Like, I'm sorry, I don't understand. I don't get it, I'm so lost.

SPEAKER_06 49:45

Yeah, I didn't get it. Valid though.

SPEAKER_04 49:47

Yeah, absolutely valid. Um, so Clitty, we've come to the end of our episode.

SPEAKER_06 49:52

We have, thank fuck, because I'm so hot.

SPEAKER_04 49:54

We are dying, it's so boiling in here. Um, but can we leave straight away?

SPEAKER_06 50:01

We we no.

SPEAKER_04 50:02

So you have prepared something, I hope.

SPEAKER_06 50:04

Yeah, I have, I have.

SPEAKER_04 50:05

You have okay.

SPEAKER_06 50:06

We could never end this podcast without a chance.

SPEAKER_04 50:10

Oh, what are we doing for the chant?

SPEAKER_06 50:12

So this week I have written a chant based on our ex-partners.

SPEAKER_04 50:19

Oh, okay, fun. I like that, Conti. Because fuck off, quite simply. Yeah, they're an extra, they're excommunicated, extra stimulated. No, they're executed. Um, carry on. Yeah, so are you ready? I'm ready.

SPEAKER_06 50:35

Okay, here we go. Buarlic bread and cheap red wine.

SPEAKER_05 50:39

Garlic bread.

SPEAKER_06 50:41

Fuck off. Buarlic bread and cheap red wine. Good thing you're no longer mine. For every text left on red, we laugh instead of eat this bread. Skinny. May your charger break at night, may your left sock fit too tight. May your phone die at 2% and your Wi-Fi lag at every event. We pass the salt, release the mess, block your number, wish you less. No more tears, no late night checks, just dinner, drinks, and roasting X. With every bite, we clear the past. Some bad ideas just never last. The spell is cast, the table's set, and you're honestly just the weirdest chapter yet.

SPEAKER_04 51:27

Weirdest chapter yet, motherfucker. I love it.

SPEAKER_06 51:30

Yeah, I I really I really liked that.

SPEAKER_04 51:32

Yeah, that was cunty. Um, so Clitty, we're at the end of our episode.

SPEAKER_06 51:37

We are at the end of episode one. Oh wait, no, sorry, that's because I sing.

SPEAKER_04 51:42

Yeah, so guys, we are now at the end of episode.

SPEAKER_08 51:47

A better mate, you love me. I'm sorry that I made me a type of eye.

SPEAKER_04 51:57

Oh, I felt that. Felt in my bosom.

SPEAKER_06 52:01

I to be honest, I don't hate if I made anyone love me. You deserve the pain.

SPEAKER_04 52:05

Yeah, exactly. Um because you're intoxicate f so um we're at the end of our episode. We are, we are indeed. Quite simply goodbye. Yeah, fuck off. No, if you want to head over to our Instagram, what do we say here normally?

SPEAKER_06 52:23

If you want to send us, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:26

If you want to send us any of your creepy stories, dreams, games, Ouija board experiences, anything, evidence. We like evidence. Love it, gorgeous, scare us. Um, you can do so by emailing us at death dropdeadpod at gmail.com. Gorgeous. If you want to check out little snippets of the podcast, you can check them out on our Instagram.

SPEAKER_06 52:56

On our Instagram, which is Death Drop Dead underscore.

SPEAKER_04 53:04

Our TikTok. Death Drop Dead underscore. And the full video podcast. If you want to see our beautiful faces, then you head over to our YouTube, which is Death Drop Dead. Simply Death Drop Dead. Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 53:21

Gradi.

SPEAKER_04 53:22

Keep hosted. Um, we will be dropping a new little video series on YouTube very soon-ish. Ish. Um, there's not a preliminary date yet. Just ASAP. Just ASAP. It we're just working through the footage at the moment, but it's going to be our mini-series on Argo Stunts. Oh, so it's going to be called Death Drop Dead. The Dead Files. The Dead Files. So we head over to our Instagram where we'll post a lot of little updates and everything about it. There, maybe TikTok. We'll see how we're feeling if we're spicy. Um, but aside from that, that is us. This is you. And we will say goodbye.

SPEAKER_06 54:10

And stay spooky.

SPEAKER_04 54:16

Bye. Bye. Oh my god, Diva, you need to stop what you're doing. Sit back down in that chair and listen for one more minute.

SPEAKER_06 54:28

Me and Clitora are gonna play you a blooper of the week. Enjoy and stay spooky.

SPEAKER_04 54:40

It gives me um I hope it joins your battery, and your battery.

SPEAKER_06 54:44

I hope it joins your battery, and no way. What?

SPEAKER_04 54:47

And your pen runs out of ink.

SPEAKER_06 54:51

And you join your battery. There's a really loud noise. Every time you try to see your credit card decline, you get stuck in long lines, and somebody hits your car, but you come out all right. You're intolerant to gluten, your clothes are always stupid, your Netflix always buffers, you can never get an Uber, your hair is falling out, and you get a paper card, you bring a tent to bed, but you just can't get it up. Is that too much?

SPEAKER_04 55:12

Um, no, no, no, no, it's I love that song. It's so cunky. Remember Monday, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Is that the band name?

SPEAKER_06 55:19

Remembering Monday.

unknown 55:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 55:20

Happy Monday. No, it's not happy Monday.

SPEAKER_04 55:23

Because I know I just know all time. Um all time low, you meet at six.

SPEAKER_06 55:27

Is it all time late? Remember and Sunday. Yeah. I think it's Remember Monday.

SPEAKER_07 55:32

So we had breakfast together, but two eggs don't less like the feeling.

SPEAKER_06 55:38

Remember Monday.

SPEAKER_04 55:39

Remember Monday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, stun.