Ep 9- "Do you reckon they'll play Hot To Go?"

In the Ninth episode of Death Drop Dead Boo! Khakii and Cl!toraaa Hood read creepy ghost stories, let you into an EXCLUSIVE ghost hunt in Scotland and play a spooky version of "This or That" 

Why is there a Spanish speaking doll? What sacrificial animal did we find? Why has Gemma Collins kidnapped Boo! & Cl!tty? 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:10

Alan, Alan, who the fuck is Alan? Like it's clean, I can't.

SPEAKER_02 0:16

Yeah, it's a clean sewer.

SPEAKER_05 0:18

That's sewer gone a rare.

SPEAKER_02 0:19

No, never. Let me tell you that fucking shits me up. Is it? I've received a text from my own number before. It made me hungry.

SPEAKER_05 0:36

I want a check-in.

SPEAKER_02 0:37

Well for you, I ain't got one.

SPEAKER_05 0:41

Oi, oi, oi. I can't like the seagulls from finding new.

SPEAKER_02 0:45

Yeah. You did. Oi, oi. Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. Mine, mine, my, my, my, my.

SPEAKER_05 0:52

Ollie. Hola. Hey. Hola. Oh, the musician is back out. So that I don't really know who she is. She just has appeared on my couch. On your couch. On my couch. Um, what should we name her, you guys? She's from the streets. I think Miss Clatour Head.

SPEAKER_02 1:16

And that is Bukaki. It is Bukaki. I don't have anything to say because obviously I just don't have the brain power, like the thoughts for that.

SPEAKER_05 1:26

No, she doesn't have thoughts.

SPEAKER_02 1:28

No, I love thoughts.

SPEAKER_05 1:29

I love thoughts.

SPEAKER_02 1:31

Well, this is episode Nan to Fav. What a way to make a living.

SPEAKER_05 1:42

Oh, we couldn't have had anyone else other than Dolly for that one. No. Absolutely not. I think iconic. She is the moment.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

Yeah, she is.

SPEAKER_05 1:51

That is the theme of the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

You are, um, Dolly with your big boobies.

SPEAKER_05 1:55

None till five.

SPEAKER_02 1:56

What a way to make a living.

SPEAKER_05 1:59

This time I make my living. Is it? Yeah, thrust on the microphones like this.

SPEAKER_02 2:02

I love that for you.

SPEAKER_05 2:04

It's so nice.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

I love it.

SPEAKER_05 2:05

I feel the whole chair vibrating.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

Yeah. Oi, oi. Is that your boobs?

SPEAKER_05 2:09

Oi, oi, oi. I sound like the seagulls from finding nemo.

SPEAKER_02 2:13

Yeah. You do. Oi, oi, okay. Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.

SPEAKER_05 2:17

Mine, mine, mine, mine.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

That's the seagulls.

unknown 2:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:22

Fishy, wake up. What's her name?

SPEAKER_05 2:24

Daria. No, um, Dala. Dahlia. What's that from? Dahlia. That's you trying to say drag race Italia.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:34

Yeah, Dahlia. Um, no, Dala. Is that Dala?

SPEAKER_02 2:38

I don't know. Yeah, I think so. Icon.

SPEAKER_05 2:40

Icon. So Clitty, this is a good episode because where have we come back from?

SPEAKER_02 2:44

We have just come back from sunny Scotland.

SPEAKER_05 2:47

Sunny Scotland. We've been to Scotland.

SPEAKER_02 2:49

Scotland.

SPEAKER_05 2:50

Scotland. Yeah. The amount of times we were shouting that was ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

Yeah, I know. They hated us.

SPEAKER_05 2:55

They did hate us.

SPEAKER_02 2:55

They actually didn't. Everyone was really fucking lovely.

SPEAKER_05 2:58

They were so nice, like the nicest people. The nicest people. So Clay, tell us about our little trip. Oh, what did we get up to? It was your birthday.

SPEAKER_02 3:06

It was. I had a great birthday. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 3:09

Oh, I'm glad.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

You got me up at three in the morning to go.

SPEAKER_05 3:12

I did. Shall we talk them all through the whole trip then?

SPEAKER_02 3:14

Yeah, okay. Let's go. Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_05 3:16

So um bucket list ideas. Obviously, we mentioned, was it last week we mentioned Yeah, the sun sunrise. Yes, we're doing little bucket listy things. So um on the day up there, we left at three in the morning. We did. Yeah, horrible. And we drove for eight hours. And we're dying.

SPEAKER_03 3:44

That was a bit of my love. I'm still ill.

SPEAKER_01 3:48

He's dying. Dying. Dying.

SPEAKER_05 3:55

Anyway, so our little Scotty trip. On day one, we drove up. Day one. Day one. Travel day one. We drove up left at four three in the morning.

SPEAKER_02 4:05

Yeah, I think I I don't know. I think we got up at three, left at like half three.

SPEAKER_05 4:09

Left at half three, correct. Um, so yeah, we went all the way up to Scotland. We ended up driving to Glasgow.

SPEAKER_02 4:17

Yeah, Glasgow.

SPEAKER_05 4:18

Because we're staying in Ayrshire.

SPEAKER_02 4:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:20

So we're a little bit, we're close to Glasgow. We were going to go Edinburgh since it is your dream to go to Edinburgh. But I want to go Edinburgh with you at the Christmas markets.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

Yeah, I would like to go Christmas time. I mean it'll be fucking freezing. Cold. Like so up north.

SPEAKER_05 4:36

But it'll be so fun, so pretty. We'll go over Christmas. So yeah, we travelled up. Um, it was an all right drive, nothing really happened. Yeah, it was really nice. I think we had a good drive. Yeah. So we went to Glasgow and there's one place I wanted to go in particular. There's only like seven shops around the UK of this, our favourite fast food restaurant, which is what? Jollibe. We love Jollibe. Oh, it's so good. Oh, it's everything the spaghetti. So, like we're aware, my family were from Sicily. No, there's no better spaghetti than Filipino spaghetti.

SPEAKER_02 5:08

No, like quite simply, it's the best space.

SPEAKER_05 5:10

Ancestors, fuck you, because Philippines are doing it correct.

SPEAKER_02 5:13

That is the best, my favorite food. Yeah. Completely my favourite food.

SPEAKER_05 5:16

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

And then there's a lot of different things.

SPEAKER_05 5:17

Any teachers out there that want to make us like um some nice little Filipino spaghetti, please do Ade. Come on, cook for us.

SPEAKER_02 5:26

I'm incredible.

SPEAKER_05 5:27

Oh, we'd done different parts.

SPEAKER_02 5:29

Yeah, we did.

SPEAKER_05 5:30

Awkward. Um, so yeah, we went to Jollibee. We did, it was fucking lovely. So nice.

SPEAKER_02 5:34

Oh, and we went in the Forbidden Planet, and I got um one piece socks, yeah, and a little Sanji.

SPEAKER_05 5:41

And a little Sanji.

SPEAKER_02 5:42

And a little monkey diluffy, but I like Sanji.

SPEAKER_05 5:44

Yeah, Sanji is your.

SPEAKER_02 5:46

It wasn't Monkey Duluffie, I got Zorro. Zorro? Oh, you did get Zorro.

SPEAKER_05 5:49

I've just realized I've painted on my arm.

SPEAKER_02 5:51

Oh well.

SPEAKER_05 5:52

Oh wow. Um, you got a little Zorro.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

A little Sanji and a little Zorro.

SPEAKER_05 5:55

It was very, very cute. I loved Zorro. I didn't get anything.

SPEAKER_02 5:58

No.

SPEAKER_05 5:58

Because I'm tight. And I just love stuff. You do love stuff. And we stayed in Glasgow for a little bit. We went to the cathedral.

SPEAKER_02 6:06

Oh yes. The cathedral or castle? Cathedral. Cathedral. Glasgow Cathedral. We were not, we shouldn't have been in there.

SPEAKER_05 6:15

No, we're having a very fun time. We did recreate one of our favourite videos from one of our local um drag artists, Will Power. Um, so Will done this video.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:26

And they were at some sort of reenactment e-races type situation.

SPEAKER_02 6:30

Yeah, what was it? Like horses and stuff.

SPEAKER_05 6:33

I'd like no, no one. But the camera pans to Will when you get, do you reckon they'll play Chapel Roan? Pink, was it Pink Paper Club? Chapel Roan, hot to go. I was dying. It's the funniest video ever. Um, so we did recreate it.

SPEAKER_02 6:45

Um because we saw some like violins and shit. Like, yeah, it was really interesting.

SPEAKER_05 6:50

We sat down in the pews and waiting to get all freed from our sins. Um and yeah, we were in this little orchestra. We'll put some of the shenanigans on the pod so you can hear our final video.

SPEAKER_02 7:02

Shall we put our hot to go on here? Here it is. Do you think they'll play Chapel Rowan? Hot to go.

SPEAKER_05 7:10

Um, so that was our little hot to go number.

SPEAKER_02 7:14

Out of drag, is what again?

SPEAKER_05 7:15

Out of drag, yeah, of course. We'll tag will power. Yeah, William. William. So that was our little first day. We then drove to our accommodation.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

Which I I didn't have any idea what the accommodation was.

SPEAKER_05 7:30

Normally I'll book like an Airbnb or something like that, a hostel, hotel. We're not really fussy, to be honest. No, but exactly. We like a patch of grass to sit down on. So unbeknownst to me, haven't holidays are so fucking cheap. So I booked us a little apartment for what was it, four days, three nights. Yeah. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, leave on Monday, £65. Incredible. That is all we paid.

SPEAKER_02 7:57

I mean, I didn't pay that one.

SPEAKER_05 7:58

No, I paid that. Um for both though. So, like, if we were splitting £32.50 each, yeah, incredible. Wild.

SPEAKER_02 8:05

We'll do that more often.

SPEAKER_05 8:06

Yeah, like it. And to be honest, with some of the days there it was raining. So we had one day where we could just lounge about a little bit, which was quite nice.

SPEAKER_02 8:15

Yeah, and we went to the arcades and we did they had dance mats.

SPEAKER_05 8:19

Dance mats are our shit.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

We love a dance mat. We were so fucking happy.

SPEAKER_05 8:22

How much did we spend on a dance mat? 40 quid. 40 quid.

SPEAKER_02 8:27

Um it's literally the price of the holiday. Yeah, that's how they get your money.

SPEAKER_05 8:32

But it was two pounds per person for one song.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

Yeah, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_05 8:36

It was so dear.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Like it's and it kept breaking.

SPEAKER_05 8:39

Kept breaking. We did get like three goes for free or something.

SPEAKER_02 8:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 8:42

Very fun. Um, so that was day one. Anyway, day two. Oh, and we just started having a little drink, weren't it, in the evening. Oh, yeah. We had a bit barbecue on the beach. We had a barbecue on the beach. Oh, it was lovely. We had square sausages. We had square sausage, um, we had sausage.

SPEAKER_02 9:00

Berg, no, no, we had um pork steaks, yeah, and pizza.

SPEAKER_05 9:06

And pizza. Yeah, yeah, and then there was this weird kid that um so I don't know what she was doing. I can't lie. You weren't even looking the weirdest thing ever.

SPEAKER_02 9:18

So we're literally sat there having like sorting our barbecue. It's like it's literally cooked now. We're we're dishing up, we've got our cold store and stuff like this because you know, um, councillor state barbecue, we are councillor state. Yeah, correct. Um we'll add it all on. So, anyway, I then turn to my right and I see this fucking kid. And I'm like, what the fuck is she doing? Like her mum is holding her back. She's literally, what's that thing that where they like where they like a demon crawling?

SPEAKER_05 9:47

The exorcist.

SPEAKER_02 9:48

Yeah, that was crawling towards us, trying to like pummel us with sand. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? Then all of a sudden I was like, okay, I'm just gonna ignore it. And then I look down and I look back up, she's dead in front of us, like sat there, sat there with her demon arms, like trying to throw sand at us.

SPEAKER_05 10:07

Like a dog from my story in Malin with their head turned on the side.

SPEAKER_02 10:10

Yeah, yeah, exactly that freak. But then they had a walk in the walk in the um mortar, yeah, and they were chill, yeah, yeah, quite chill. She obviously just was hungry.

SPEAKER_05 10:19

Yeah, she wanted a barbecue. She was hangry, like when their kids come up. I really like barbecue.

SPEAKER_02 10:24

Yeah, I really like that.

SPEAKER_05 10:26

That's really nice.

SPEAKER_02 10:27

There was only one left, and you took it.

SPEAKER_05 10:30

Can can I have some of that? No, I'm eating it. I got it first, and then you put it in your mouth. Oh, so spicy. Yeah, what spicy matu sunrise?

SPEAKER_02 10:41

Don't I say everything spicy to my kids? Yeah, sorry, do you want a skittle? No, spicy.

SPEAKER_05 10:45

I don't like skittles. No, you do not like skittles. I don't like sweets. No shocker. Oh my god, you don't like sweet? No. Shit. Anyway, day two. Day two.

SPEAKER_02 10:56

We got up at three.

SPEAKER_05 10:57

We got up at three, we went to watch a sunrise, but overnight, sadly, it became clouded. It is so we didn't see, but we did do a ghost hunt, which we're going to talk about in Klitoris Curse County. See we Clitoris always wanted to see a waterfall, and I took her to see one. I can't remember what I was. What did I just say before?

SPEAKER_02 11:15

We sat down.

SPEAKER_05 11:16

Okay, so we got to Limfalls. Um, we sat outside, we went and got a Morrison salad bar.

SPEAKER_02 11:21

Yeah, I didn't know that we were at a waterfall.

SPEAKER_05 11:23

No, no, no. You don't have a clue at this point.

SPEAKER_02 11:24

No, no idea.

SPEAKER_05 11:25

No, I don't know. Um, so you had the Morrison's salad bar. We I did bring rain, Max, because the weather um proposal was a little bit poor.

SPEAKER_02 11:32

Worse than ex worse than we got. It was expected worse than we actually did get.

SPEAKER_05 11:37

The weather was all right, but it was expected trench all every day.

SPEAKER_02 11:40

We were sat on a bench eating our Morrison salad bar in the rain.

SPEAKER_05 11:43

In the rain, but we did have a Mac on.

SPEAKER_02 11:45

Yeah, so we were dry.

SPEAKER_05 11:46

We looked cute.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:47

Um, after we had this, we then took a peruse and went for a little walk around to find where where we were, what we were doing. So as we're hiking up and up and up, Clitora starts to obviously hear the water running, and she still hasn't got a clue until we get to a certain point. We then um walked to the edge and you can see the water falling.

SPEAKER_02 12:04

Yeah, it was beautiful.

SPEAKER_05 12:06

Yeah, how did you feel at that moment?

SPEAKER_02 12:08

I'm in therapy.

SPEAKER_05 12:10

You're in therapy.

SPEAKER_02 12:11

It was great. I felt great. I felt very overwhelmed.

SPEAKER_05 12:14

She was very overwhelmed.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

I had to step, take a step away.

SPEAKER_05 12:17

She did, she was a bit um overcome. Had a little cry. Oh, little cry. But um, this part we then continued to walk, thinking, Oh, we'll walk down to it. Yeah, we ended up doing the entire perimeter, but that was actually the part we needed to be at to get down to the waterfall. Yeah, so we got back to the car and was like, Oh, well, we haven't seen the waterfall. No, not properly. Um, so we went back round again, got to this point, and then the walk down was a like vertical drop.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

Oh my god, waterfall. But we got down, we did, but I am petrified of going down hills now because I did break my leg, my knee, and my ankle by rolling down a hill.

SPEAKER_05 12:54

You did, and she did go viral on TikTok for us.

SPEAKER_02 12:56

Yeah, and I I I I was broken, so exactly I'm a bit nervy, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:01

But she managed okay. We got down and then we um put our feet in the water, put our feet in the water, swam around the and Glitora's adamant she had a leech on her foot.

SPEAKER_02 13:11

No, I wasn't adamant I had a leech, I had adamant I had six.

SPEAKER_05 13:13

She had six leeches on her feet.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

They were leaves, but they looked like leeches.

SPEAKER_05 13:20

So funny. Yeah, on the way back, we found a so we're coming back from Lynn Falls, we found a park with the maddest stuff on. We were like kids, so fun. Yeah, we were swinging, we were doing a little exercise, it was gorgeous.

SPEAKER_02 13:35

Like I felt like a child again completely. It was so cute. So cute.

SPEAKER_05 13:39

Um, and then on our last on our last fall day there, um it was raining. It was raining, so we just sat in the apartment, chilled a bit, went to the arcades, drank, found my new favourite drink. Yeah, Glitora started drinking Lamborini. Oh, so nice. Uh, there's literally nothing in it, but um, yeah, we just sat there, had a little drinky poo, had a cute time, yeah, had a Scottish chip shop for dinner, tried haggis, yeah, had some haggis, battered king rib, yeah, battered pizza. Oh, really? Just we went for all of it. We said we got a remerse.

SPEAKER_02 14:14

Yeah, we we ate so much on this trip.

SPEAKER_05 14:17

Oh so much. It was so worthwhile.

SPEAKER_02 14:19

Yeah, like I really was just full.

SPEAKER_05 14:22

Yeah, and then on the last day on our way home, we made a detour and we went and done Grey Mare's Trail or Tail. Um, that long old hike up until the top.

SPEAKER_02 14:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:32

And saw another waterfall. Saw another waterfall. We're just water waterfall um whores. Exactly. We saw the lock at the top, yeah. It was gorgeous.

SPEAKER_02 14:41

Put our feet in, but I did get straight up because I saw fish.

SPEAKER_05 14:44

Yeah, exactly. I'm really scared. Not having them touching your fingers.

SPEAKER_02 14:47

No, sorry, get away from me. Dirty Nemo.

SPEAKER_05 14:50

Dirty pig. Um, so that was our little trip, really, weren't it? Yeah, and I loved it.

SPEAKER_02 14:56

Loved it.

SPEAKER_05 14:57

I had a very fun time, thank you very much.

SPEAKER_02 14:59

Well, thank you.

SPEAKER_05 15:00

That's okay, darling. So pretty. We're not soffy. Are we ready for the next um section?

SPEAKER_02 15:08

What is the next section?

SPEAKER_05 15:10

Let me feel my breast.

SPEAKER_02 15:11

This is this this this this is clef, cliff, cliff, clitoris, cursed counties.

SPEAKER_05 15:18

Clitoris, cursed counties. Yes. So to kit continue, uh, so to continue with our trend of Scotland.

SPEAKER_02 15:28

Scotland!

SPEAKER_05 15:29

Scotland, the motherland, that's quite good. Yours, yeah, do you think? No, okay. Um, so to continue this trend, we are going to discuss Dunyear Castle. So we got up at three o'clock in the morning. I was like, it was fucking horrible. We did, and we were there about quarter past three-ish.

SPEAKER_02 15:52

Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_05 15:53

Yeah, yeah. Um got out there, started doing some little spirit boxes, some filmings around, but the most scary part which we're gonna include in this podcast, we walked to what was it called? The black the black vault. Is it the vault?

SPEAKER_02 16:10

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the black vault.

SPEAKER_05 16:11

The black vault. Um, the part where our little geezer was burn and escaped, yeah, where he became a hogros. Alan, Alan! Who the fuck is Alan Burn? Um, so Alan has escaped, and he was basically like crispy pork belly at this point.

SPEAKER_02 16:30

I'm starved. I want crispy pork belly.

SPEAKER_05 16:33

Yes, we could make some. Not with Alan. No, no, um that would be mean, that would be um illegal.

SPEAKER_02 16:41

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 16:41

We approached the black vault, and this is where the creepiest part of the entire ghost hunt happened. It was fucking horrible. Horrible. We've done some spirit boxes, we've done some little bits around there. Yeah, um, but when we got to the black vault, we're walking round, we've had like a little photo shoot together, cute, so cute on the cliff edge, couldn't see the sunset, obviously, because um cloudy. So we get round to the main part, the window, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 17:05

Yeah, well, you can you literally could see in it, yeah. So you'd be able to see him burning.

SPEAKER_05 17:09

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 17:09

Obviously, he wasn't there because that was in the 1500s, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 17:11

Yeah, yeah, it'd be a while ago. Yeah, um, and there was a freshly slaughtered bird. Oh, it had been de-cuttered, so I'm gonna say trigger warning, um, gore and blood for when we tag this in, splice it in. That bird was spliced. So that was horrible. But the thing is, its guts were fresh.

SPEAKER_02 17:35

It was or it was it was just fresh.

SPEAKER_05 17:37

It was fresh.

SPEAKER_02 17:38

But there was no one around.

SPEAKER_05 17:40

No one. We've either just missed someone, yeah, as we're approaching maybe like midnight, yeah, could have been midnight, like sixth of the sixth, maybe a protective realm or something like that, maybe an offering.

unknown 17:52

Oh god.

SPEAKER_05 17:53

But it could be there for protection or to push away negativity or bad spirits, but it was there, it was fresh, it was creepy as fuck. And we didn't see it until was it you walked round?

SPEAKER_02 18:05

Yeah, I think I walked first.

SPEAKER_05 18:07

You did.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

We did catch it all on film though.

SPEAKER_05 18:09

We've got it all on film, we'll clip it in.

SPEAKER_02 18:11

When?

SPEAKER_03 18:12

Now thank you very much. No, no, we're in June. Who are you?

SPEAKER_02 18:23

No, that said is that your wife?

SPEAKER_05 18:25

I'm Big Hart, and this is Glitora Holden. We are your local parallel investigators.

SPEAKER_02 18:30

Local?

SPEAKER_05 18:31

Uh we're not very local. Yeah, I'm correct.

SPEAKER_03 18:39

Do you want Glitora to say hello? Do you want Glitora to say now?

SPEAKER_02 18:48

Hi, it's me.

SPEAKER_05 18:56

That's my government name, you can't give that out.

SPEAKER_04 19:00

I go for it.

SPEAKER_03 19:02

Stay now. Why do you want us to stay? What are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_02 19:12

It's actually my birthday.

SPEAKER_03 19:17

Diva. Um, can you wish Clutter a happy birthday? No, you don't deserve one. Okay, shall we continue our little adventure?

SPEAKER_02 19:28

Yes, bestie.

SPEAKER_03 19:32

Shall we come and see you at the black vault, baby? No, okay. Well we'll say goodbye for now. I'll see you soon.

SPEAKER_02 19:41

Come with me.

SPEAKER_03 19:42

Torah's gonna guide now, so we're gonna have a walk around and we're gonna set up a shop for our little communication aids, our spirit box.

SPEAKER_02 19:50

Do you like butter?

SPEAKER_03 19:52

Put it under my chin, let me see.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

You've got a beard. It doesn't come up.

SPEAKER_03 19:57

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 19:58

So you don't like butter?

SPEAKER_03 19:59

Do you like butter? I know it's gonna say yes. Yes, you do heavily.

SPEAKER_02 20:05

I actually don't eat butter.

SPEAKER_03 20:06

No, you don't eat. Go for it. She eats some dust. Any ratings.

SPEAKER_02 20:13

Yeah, because I'm poor. I'm Cinderelli.

SPEAKER_03 20:18

Cinderelli, Cinderelli, Dana Nada, Cinderelli. No, nada. Cinderelli, Cinderelli, Dana Dada, Cinderelli.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

That's not how it goes. I don't know how it goes. Cinderelli, Cinderelli. I swear it's like that.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

I don't know, I don't like that film.

SPEAKER_02 20:35

No, I don't either.

SPEAKER_03 20:50

What?

SPEAKER_05 20:52

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 20:53

A trigger.

SPEAKER_03 20:54

A trigger warning. What the fuck? This is the black vault. And there's a dead bird.

SPEAKER_02 21:01

But that's not just dead.

SPEAKER_03 21:03

That's been mutilated. It could be an animal, but the fact that it's on the vault where Alan Stewart was hung.

SPEAKER_02 21:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:10

Is it satanic? Shall we get the camp order? Oh, and here was an infrared.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

What the fuck was that?

SPEAKER_05 21:22

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 21:24

Yeah, horrible.

SPEAKER_05 21:25

Yeah, that was disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

Vile. Oh how I wasn't sick is beyond me. No, literally. But I literally I had the I had goosebumps, I felt cold. I know it was cold, but like I felt cold in my body.

SPEAKER_05 21:39

It was so eerie, but also so atmospherically beautiful at the same time. The bird. No, the whole the whole scenery. The dead bird was gorgeous. I really liked him. It made me hungry. I want a chechen. Chechen? Chechen and chaps.

SPEAKER_01 21:56

You want chechen?

SPEAKER_05 21:57

Yeah, and a can of coch. A can of coch. Can a cock. Oh, I don't want that. You're a lesbian. Lesbiana. She's a lesbian. Yeah. So that was our little Clitora's Curse Counties. For the rest of the ghost hand, when we finally start posting them, we will put them on our YouTube and we will let you know when they are available to view. Oh you said that so seductively. I know. It's because I've got my tick old biddies here.

SPEAKER_02 22:24

Always.

SPEAKER_05 22:25

So Clitora. Yes. Would you? Do I go to shop?

SPEAKER_02 22:34

You're a knob, yeah. What's the like a story?

SPEAKER_05 22:38

Ding ding ding ding ding. A story. So I have a little shorty for you. I know.

SPEAKER_02 22:45

A short one.

SPEAKER_05 22:48

Hey shorty! So are we ready?

SPEAKER_02 22:51

Ready.

SPEAKER_05 22:54

I think it's following me.

SPEAKER_02 22:57

Great.

SPEAKER_05 22:58

A smile squeezed onto her cracked porcelain face. Then it vanished.

SPEAKER_00 23:03

Hola.

SPEAKER_05 23:06

I hear from the ever-growing darkness. Each sound getting closer, louder, and more intense. A roar of fear filled my body. I frantically spun around, glancing over each corner of this dimly lit room to find it. Where the fuck are you? I yell.

SPEAKER_00 23:26

Hola.

SPEAKER_05 23:27

Hola.

SPEAKER_00 23:28

Hola.

SPEAKER_05 23:29

I can feel its breath running down the back of my neck. It's behind me. I brace. I take one breath in and jump around to face my inevitable demise. Nothing. What do you want from me? Why me? You took Abigail and Saeed. Why me? I wasn't there. I swear. My childhood best friends Abigail and Saeed are dead.

SPEAKER_04 23:53

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 23:54

They're gone. This thing killed them. And I'm next. A rush of wind passes below me. I slowly look down to the floor next to my feet. That horrific smile cracking through the porcelain. I scream and shout for help, but no one hears. It's growing. I'm shrinking. Oh no. So scared. Everything turns black.

SPEAKER_02 24:20

Hola, que dal? I'd be like, uh Moi Bien, Fekov I like the French Fekov.

SPEAKER_05 24:29

A sarcastic tone radiates the room. Are you going to kill me too? See, Claro. Almost nonchalantly spoken. I plead, I beg, I cry. Please, I have children. Exactamente. I whisper echoes from the side of my neck. Then suddenly my body drops limply to the floor. My one piece of advice. Never take a doll you find on the street home. You don't know why it's there.

SPEAKER_02 24:57

Well, yeah, I wouldn't have done anyway.

SPEAKER_05 24:59

I would have done. So I love a street doll.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

Street doll.

SPEAKER_05 25:02

You're just going around picking up these street dolls. Not here though. They're in that cupboard right there. I've got four here. I've got quite a lot of my mum's.

SPEAKER_02 25:12

That's horrible.

SPEAKER_05 25:13

I love, I love a China doll. Is there not a no statue next to you there? Yeah, there's a oh, there's one up here. I don't know if you can see him on the camera. I love him. So yeah, that was Ola, my little creepy one that I wrote.

SPEAKER_02 25:24

Just uh it is creepy. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_05 25:28

No, but I learned this Spanish.

SPEAKER_02 25:29

Did you write it?

SPEAKER_05 25:30

Yeah, I wrote that one.

SPEAKER_02 25:31

Stop. You are becoming a horror writer.

SPEAKER_05 25:33

I am. I am um MR James.

SPEAKER_02 25:36

Oh yeah, you are. So would you like my story? I would. I'd love your story. My bell ringing then was not good. That's because I hold it funny. You do can I try? Well, yeah, that's fine doing it like that, but like I'm right, I'm sat differently to you.

SPEAKER_05 25:57

Like you're sat this side.

SPEAKER_02 25:58

Yeah. But I put it right to the mic. You're not having it, it's mine.

SPEAKER_05 26:04

Fuck off.

SPEAKER_02 26:05

So my dad bought an 1884 Victorian house with my stepmum when she was pregnant with my younger sister.

SPEAKER_05 26:14

That sounds nice.

SPEAKER_02 26:15

Yeah. This was around 13 years ago. Being a history lover, my dad wanted to discover the history of the house and who built it. Turns out it was built by a judge and his wife for their family. I was 12 when we moved in, and I got to pick out my bedroom upstairs. There was one room that stood out to me as the creepiest, coldest, darkest room out of the four up there, and I refused to go in there. I even refused to keep the door open. It had a stagnant eeriness to it that made me feel sick to my stomach. Every night I would wake up about 3 a.m. And somehow the door would be partially open just enough that a small child could fit through it. Okay. Yeah, horrible. I'd shake it off as my dad was probably playing a joke on me, as he knew how much that room creeped me out. Well at 3 a.m. one morning I woke up and the light to the stairway turned on. Following that, there were footsteps that came up the stairs. I didn't think much of it, as my dad was probably just grabbing out one of the What? I didn't think much of it as my dad probably was grabbing something out of one of the other unoccupied rooms. He's an early riser. I mean think 3am is a bit too early.

SPEAKER_05 27:30

That's not an early riser. That is absolute um insomnia. I was gonna say nonce.

SPEAKER_02 27:37

Nonce.

SPEAKER_05 27:38

I was trying to think of something funny if it didn't come.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

However, the footsteps stopped and the light was still on. Later in the morning, my dad asked me why I left the light on on the stairwell. And I said, Why did you leave the light on in the stairwell? I heard you come upstairs.

SPEAKER_05 27:54

Don't blame me, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 27:55

Yeah, Arthur. Honestly. He said he didn't come upstairs, and I believed him. And while we were on the topic, I told him to stop leaving the creepy room door open.

SPEAKER_05 28:04

So he went upstairs.

SPEAKER_02 28:06

Mm-hmm. Exactly. He swears he didn't, and as a dad would say, why would I open the door to a room no one is in and waste heat and money like that? Fair. Yeah, valid. Which makes sense. He has no reason to open the door. This is an old, poorly insulated house that he was renovating, and it took a lot of heat and money to keep it warm. About a year later, it was late, and I fell asleep on the couch downstairs, so I got up to go to my room. When I got to the top of the stairs, I noticed the door to the creepy room was open. Tired and annoyed at this point, I went to close it, but froze when I saw a hand on the door frame and a little white face of a little girl. Oh stop. Just as quickly as I saw her, she vanished. As my dad continued to renovate the house, I guess it stirred things up because we could be sitting in the dining room.

SPEAKER_05 28:59

We could be sitting in the dining room.

SPEAKER_02 29:02

We could be sitting in the dining room and we could hear little footsteps above us, running, dancing, around the creepy room that was directly above the dining room. A few years later, we discovered that the judge and his wife, who built the house, had a daughter. She died in some kind of accident. She was only nine when she died. I haven't seen her since, but to this day, I still refuse to go into that room.

SPEAKER_05 29:29

Oh, I've got goosebumps.

SPEAKER_02 29:31

I know, it's horrible.

SPEAKER_05 29:32

It's awful. You know what that reminds me of? With that sort of house. Our um listener story. From Cumbria.

SPEAKER_02 29:40

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:42

Yeah, fully.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

Maybe it's them.

SPEAKER_05 29:44

It could be. I didn't say, but can't remember if we said their name or not.

SPEAKER_02 29:47

Yeah, I feel we did.

SPEAKER_05 29:48

Yeah. Um, but anyway, our listener story then, it really reminded me of that. But creepy.

SPEAKER_02 29:54

Yeah, horrible.

SPEAKER_05 29:55

Awful. So.

SPEAKER_02 29:56

There were our stories.

SPEAKER_05 29:58

Those were our stories this week, you guys. So we're ready for our next section. So I have a couple dreams for you.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

I have a dream of my own to give you.

SPEAKER_05 30:21

Oh, okay. So, dream one.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 30:28

It's a recurring dream involving traveling in chairlifts, roller coasters, and planes.

unknown 30:35

Great.

SPEAKER_05 30:36

So, by the way, guys, when we interpret these dreams, I don't know these dreams beforehand. You don't? No, I just I copy and paste and I just read them as we're doing. Oh, I love that. Yeah. Um, so if I ever look stumped, it's because I probably am. So I keep having a recurring dream and I'm curious what other people think it means. For context, I have a huge fear of heights in real life. In the dreams, I'm constantly traveling through foreign countries. Sometimes beautiful places like Lake Comor. Oh, it's over to my family's heritage. Sometimes random remote places I've never been and probably wouldn't travel to in real life. I'm always trying to get somewhere or get back home, but I never quite arrived. A recurring theme is that I have to take some terrifying mode of transportation to continue the coaster, like trains, steep mountain paths, often gripping the rails for dear life because I'm convinced I'm going to fall. One specific recurring image: I'm on a chairlift with strangers and the safety bar isn't down. I'm too scared to let go and pull it down myself, so I keep asking a woman sitting nearby to lure it for me. She always does, and everything is fine. Other recurring themes: trying to find the right subway or train, asking strangers for directions, switching train cars because something feels off, climbing steep mountains, sometimes on my hands and knees because my legs feel weak. Night skiing, constantly being in transit.

SPEAKER_02 32:05

Weird.

SPEAKER_05 32:06

What's interesting is that although the dreams start out scary, they seem to be getting easier over time. I usually wake up feeling more curious than frightened. Also oddly, my son is never in the dreams. I'm not trying to get back to him. I'm usually just trying to get home. What would you make of this recurring dream? Right. So in this sort of context, there's clearly a few main focal points that I'm drawn to. It's going to sound very cliche, but a journey is essentially there's a travel to a destination A or B. They're either traveling to where they're going to, this new place, or they're going back home.

SPEAKER_04 32:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:47

So this signifies a journey of some sort. So that journey is always a bit rough. It's always a bit rocky and a bit scary. So I can imagine they're quite a timid, quite a shy, quite a nervous person. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a little smidge of social anxiety chucked in there as well. Um, so their whole sanctity of home isn't necessarily, I know they've mentioned they're not going back to their son. Yeah. That's not what they're dreaming about. Fine. Um, their sanctity of home isn't home as this physical concept. They're trying to get back to a place where potentially they feel safe. Yeah. So it's not necessarily that they feel safe with that, that they don't feel safe with their son, but they're recalling themselves or trying to find how they are going to be safe.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:32

So they're on this journey and they don't feel secure in a part of their life right now. So if it's recurring, it may be when maybe stresses are high, it may be financial challenges, life challenges, professional relationship. When there's a challenge potentially in this person's life, I wouldn't be surprised if this is when they have this dream. Makes sense. It does make sense. How would you interpret it?

SPEAKER_02 33:55

I think that she regrets becoming a mum and she wants to travel.

SPEAKER_05 34:00

Oh I say bang on.

unknown 34:03

Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_05 34:04

I think you're spot on that clear. Yeah. Come on, our little apprenticeship's going well.

SPEAKER_02 34:08

Yes, at uh going well.

SPEAKER_05 34:10

So I've got one more dream, or do you want to do your dream?

SPEAKER_02 34:13

Do you want my dream? Yeah, go for your dream. Okay, let me get my dream. It's in my notes. Because I wrote this. What time? I wrote this at 2.09 in the morning. Oh wow. So I woke up from it and thought, oh yeah, I'll write that down.

SPEAKER_05 34:27

Stunning.

SPEAKER_02 34:28

Okay. Dream. Dream. Gemma Collins kidnapped us. Me and you. Okay. My a friend from school also called Lucy. Okay, yeah. Um, JJ from Outerbanks. Gemma's kidnapped all of us. Yeah, these are these are who the people that they've kidnapped. So Gemma Collins has kidnapped me, you, my friend Lucy from school, JJ from Outer Banks, Sam Kerr, who is a Chelsea footballer, women's footballer. Um, and Jinx's sister from Arkane.

SPEAKER_05 35:04

Okay, okay. That's the Yeah, and a few others, but I've been party six, right? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:09

A few others were kidnapped, but I couldn't make them out, so they obviously just weren't important. Yeah. She she made us do dangerous challenges to try and kill us. I don't remember specific on what these are, but they were dangerous. It's not what I've written, I've written Fanagaris.

SPEAKER_05 35:25

Fanagarist, we love a Fanagoras challenge.

SPEAKER_02 35:28

Yeah, not all too dangerous. One of them, JJ, died, and that was where some of us were trapped to one tram track and he was chained up on another on his own.

SPEAKER_05 35:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 35:41

She threw Gemma Collins threw a Molotov cocktail at his lane, and he instantly set a light and died. Can't remember how Sam and Jinx died, but they did. Okay. And when we were left at the end, it was horrible. She made me and you answer stupid questions, and every single one that we wrote, the other person would shoot.

SPEAKER_05 36:07

So, like Russian roulette.

SPEAKER_02 36:09

Yeah, but me and you. You shot me about 30 times, but it was a real FB. I wonder what that means. It was a real it was a real gun, maybe. Yeah. Um as I managed to spill all out. So you shot me 30 times and it was real. Right. Like completely real, but I didn't shoot you. I never had to like my my bullet didn't come out.

SPEAKER_05 36:41

You didn't get any questions, correct?

SPEAKER_02 36:42

Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_05 36:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:43

And then as I managed to get out, then Cruz from Elite, which is what I'm watching at the moment, came in and saved us with loads of police officers.

SPEAKER_05 36:54

Okay. So what the fuck? So genuinely, I feel with that. There's a lot of different faces, different representations, but they're all being kidnapped and held down by one overarching person. Gemma Collins. Gemma Collins. The GC, baby. The GC. The GC. So I feel Gemma Collins may be an emotion, a thought, or something in your wake life that is quite heavy on you. Um, and you're having this manifestation of this dream that you're trying to chip away at it a little bit. You've broken down, you've saved what is left of what you can do to try and um get rid of said feeling, said emotion, but there's something that's been a little bit heavy on your mind. When did you have this dream?

SPEAKER_02 37:47

Um two days ago.

SPEAKER_05 37:51

Okay. Okay. So it could be the things that were happening in your personal life.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

It could. But do you know what I find weird is I mean, spoiler. Um every celebrity that is mentioned is mentioned is dead, apart from Sam Kerr. But she has left yeah, not her though, but the kidnapped ones. But she has left Chelsea, so I think that's dead to Chelsea. But all the celebrities that were mentioned apart from Gemma are dead.

SPEAKER_05 38:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:29

I was just telling you that fact of that dream.

SPEAKER_05 38:31

Oh, okay, that's fun. Yeah. So then you're sort of hopeless. They're dead, they're not really doing nothing for you. So you're kind of hopeless. We're trying to get over or to get through this whole situation in your brain.

SPEAKER_01 38:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:48

And the only live ones are you and me. So we're fighting it together.

SPEAKER_02 38:53

Always.

SPEAKER_05 38:54

Always very cuntsy. That was very fun, Clitty.

SPEAKER_02 38:58

Yes. I loved it.

SPEAKER_05 39:00

I have another dream. It's called Flooding Nightmare.

SPEAKER_02 39:03

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 39:04

I have several kinds of recurring nightmares that I visit just by thinking about them too hard. But this one is one that slips my mind until I have it again. In the first part of Dream, myself and several other people are inside a sort of dam-like system across between a sewer, but not dirty in brackets. Like it's clean, I promise.

SPEAKER_02 39:22

Yeah, it's a clean sewer.

SPEAKER_05 39:24

It's not a sewer gonarre. No, never. Um a water slide and an aqueduct. Don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_02 39:31

An aqueduct.

SPEAKER_05 39:32

Yeah. No, I don't know what that is. No, something for um the hetties. It's distinctly made of some kind of grey cobblestone, has a tube-like shape and curves around, but doesn't ever go anywhere terribly specific. I think someone feminine, but also felt like it could be a something, led us to go try it. I know I personally had some sort of floating square object like I could sit on because we were riding it like a water slide. And we were prompted to try out the sliding aspect. The first time it was pretty fun, but there were these dividers in between sections of the tube they could open or shut. As we'd closed them, they would open, but I noticed first to do so, I think. For most of us in my dream act like MPCs.

SPEAKER_02 40:21

Non what is that? Non-playable characters. Yeah, non-playable characters.

SPEAKER_05 40:29

Yeah. Um then they start to stutter, um, stutter sharp when we got close sometimes, but not all the way. It felt like no one was going to get hurt because of um no one's got hurt because of it, since it wasn't that bad. Then we tried to slide again, and when we passed the dividers, they started slamming shut more aggressively, seemingly on purpose. Several people were horribly injured, and I started to panic. The water developed the ability to try and drown people when it was previously harmless and physically lighter. Many of us tried to turn back, but the divider in front of us closed as the section filled with water. So you could only scramble through hope and nothing happened and sorry, so you could only scramble through and hope that nothing happened or you'd drown. Oh. Eventually I came out on the other side and there was a grimy feel to the scenery in front of me. Somehow everything had been flooded and partially destroyed. It tends to end a bit differently every time after that. But in this one, in a way that felt pretty typical of how this goes, I immediately felt like I had to organize everyone for regrouping and rescue efforts, mostly by giving them powerful tools and assigning them tasks to help. But most of them were reluctant to help, even if they were going to do it. Okay. So from this, then he's presented with a the scenario I don't think is too important, but he's presented with an opening and a closing of this slide. So you can go through, you can't go through. You've had to work and build up to get through that.

SPEAKER_04 42:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:00

Upon going through, you it gets more aggressive, it's more dangerous, it's more risque, potential of drowning. So the route you're taking is a little bit dodgy. It's a little bit dodge, just say a little bit dodge. Um, so when you're then relieved, you've realized that potentially the path chosen wasn't the correct path, and you've now led this trail of destruction, that everything has been shattered to pieces. So something this person has done, a decision, I feel, I feel it, a decision they have made has caused a little bit of uproar, a little bit of upheaval, a little bit of chaos in their lives. That the journey through wasn't easy to make that decision, and afterwards that chaos still remained. Yeah. So now they've potentially in a situation where they have a support network around them that they're trying to piece these individual things together again. That would be my interpretation.

SPEAKER_02 42:53

I think that they just really enjoyed the film Ratatouille. You know, yeah, you know, when they're going down in the sewer and then Is that not Flushed Away? I don't like Flushed Away. Um but I know it's Ratatouille because of the game. Oh, fine, fine, fine. So they obviously just love the Wii game, Ratatouille. They do. Um I hate that film, Flushed Away. That is a shit film.

SPEAKER_05 43:20

It is so good.

SPEAKER_02 43:22

I hate that film.

SPEAKER_05 43:23

Love, love, love it. And over the hedge, I love that.

SPEAKER_02 43:25

No, hate that film as well. But I love Ratatouille.

SPEAKER_05 43:28

Do you like Brother Bear?

SPEAKER_02 43:31

Ish.

SPEAKER_05 43:33

Oh, Claire.

SPEAKER_02 43:34

I watched it once and then just watched it.

SPEAKER_05 43:36

Should we watch it tonight?

SPEAKER_02 43:37

No.

SPEAKER_05 43:38

Okay. Um, so that was uh actually had a yawn. She had a real one. Yeah, sorry about that. So we're approaching the end of our episode, but what shall we open up? Playbook. So I have a game for you on your cellular device.

SPEAKER_02 44:07

I love how you send me things. I don't see any of them.

SPEAKER_05 44:10

No, I tell you not to. I put it in the um bio.

SPEAKER_02 44:13

Well, yeah, in the bio.

SPEAKER_05 44:14

What is it when you put like the header? No.

SPEAKER_02 44:17

Yeah, header, okay. Do not open.

SPEAKER_05 44:20

No, no, you know, like the subject, I put it in the subject of the email.

SPEAKER_02 44:23

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 44:23

I don't have lied. Um, so game.

SPEAKER_02 44:28

Partido.

SPEAKER_05 44:30

So we have uh 15 questions. We might not do them all, let's see. Of what is worse. So, what is worse? Waking up at 3am and seeing a stranger standing at the end of your bed, or waking up at 3am and seeing your dead grandmother standing at the end of your bed. Stranger. Stranger, I agree. 100%.

SPEAKER_02 44:52

Grandma, like my grandma's alive, so no, one of my a few of my nans are dead. So I like if I but they're not gonna hurt me. Whereas a stranger.

SPEAKER_05 45:04

Stranger could, yeah, like have we seen the strangers?

SPEAKER_02 45:07

Literally.

SPEAKER_05 45:09

But what's worse? Um finding muddy footprints leading into your house or finding muddy footprints leading out of your bedroom.

SPEAKER_02 45:23

I don't know. I think in I'd go out because out then they've they've gone.

SPEAKER_05 45:31

Out of your bedroom, not out of the house.

SPEAKER_02 45:33

Oh yeah, true.

SPEAKER_05 45:34

Because I wouldn't then want to leave my bedroom and I'd feel really confined.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

Oh yeah, I'd jump out the window, probably.

SPEAKER_05 45:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:40

I'd actually think they're both as bad as each other.

SPEAKER_05 45:42

They're disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 45:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 45:43

So your security camera catches a shadowy figure.

SPEAKER_02 45:46

Ha, more for you, I ain't got one.

SPEAKER_05 45:52

Oh, you see, you killed me. Or your security camera catches a real person watching your house every night.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

What sorry, what was the first one?

SPEAKER_05 46:00

Um a shadowy figure peering through your door. I added that bit.

SPEAKER_02 46:04

So there's it's either a shadowy figure or a real person. A real person watching your house every night. I think the real person again.

SPEAKER_05 46:14

Real person also.

SPEAKER_02 46:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:15

Um, so what's worse? A ghost follows you follows you everywhere, or a living person follows you everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 46:20

Well, a living person, leave me alone.

SPEAKER_05 46:22

Stop it, you absolute freak.

SPEAKER_02 46:24

Yeah, why are you following me fucking everywhere? You're like a dog.

SPEAKER_05 46:27

Oh, this one's fun. Right. What's worse? Hearing your name whispered from an empty room. Or hearing your name whispered from a room that shouldn't be occupied.

SPEAKER_02 46:40

I think from an empty room.

SPEAKER_05 46:43

From an empty room.

SPEAKER_02 46:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:45

Yeah, yeah, fair. But I'd think I'm just cracking up. But a room that shouldn't be occupied, that's like something that you can't physically get to.

SPEAKER_02 46:54

Well, yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 46:57

They're both creepy.

SPEAKER_02 46:58

They're both fucking horrible. Stop whispering my name. Why are you a weirdo?

SPEAKER_05 47:04

Looking out of your window, your front window and seeing someone staring in. Or looking out of your window and seeing someone staring in from your back garden.

SPEAKER_02 47:16

Oh I think the back garden, because that's in my that's in my property. Yeah, that's my props. Fuck off. Like, and you're sit, I'm so mm-mm.

SPEAKER_05 47:26

They're sitting our little um garden area with lovely little chairs.

SPEAKER_02 47:28

Yeah, that's really out of order. That's our area.

SPEAKER_05 47:30

That's where we sit, can you fuck off? Like that's not chair made for you.

SPEAKER_02 47:33

No, you're gonna break it.

SPEAKER_05 47:34

There are chairs. What's worse? Finding an old photograph of your house with a ghost in it.

SPEAKER_04 47:41

Uh.

SPEAKER_05 47:42

Or find finding an old photograph of your house with you in it, taken 30 years before you were born. Oh I don't know. I think with the ghosts. I'd go with me. Are you taking the piss? Why the fuck am I standing in there?

SPEAKER_02 47:59

Because I'd just think, yeah, I've been reborn. Like so cunty.

SPEAKER_05 48:03

That's scary.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

But you're an Aries, so you wouldn't have been reborn.

SPEAKER_05 48:06

I wouldn't have done, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:08

Apparently, Aries are the the first first time on.

SPEAKER_05 48:10

Well, I think that's mean because I'm sorry, I always use the excuse I must have had a bad life.

SPEAKER_02 48:16

Yeah, but no.

SPEAKER_05 48:18

Um so what's worse, your bedroom door slowly opens on its own or slowly closes on its own. Opens.

SPEAKER_02 48:27

Yeah, it opens because you're coming in, whereas closing you could have just left.

SPEAKER_05 48:30

Yeah. So what's worse? Receiving a text from a dead person's phone number or from your own phone number.

SPEAKER_02 48:38

Own. Own. Let me tell you that fucking shits me up. Is it? I've received a text from my own number before. What the fuck? When I was in high school. How? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 48:50

Uh bruv, you're haunted.

SPEAKER_02 48:51

No, so yeah, I You are spooky. In high school, I swear it was like a scam going around, no? So I received a text message from my phone number in high school that just said, hey, government name.

SPEAKER_05 49:06

No, it didn't.

SPEAKER_02 49:06

That's my government name.

SPEAKER_05 49:08

Your government name is government name.

SPEAKER_02 49:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:10

Mad. Oh no, horrible. Yeah, that's creepy as fuck.

SPEAKER_02 49:13

But they didn't text back again.

SPEAKER_05 49:15

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 49:15

Because I went, who's this?

SPEAKER_05 49:16

They just wanted intention.

SPEAKER_02 49:18

New number who this.

SPEAKER_05 49:19

New number who this. Okay. What's worse? Finding a hidden room in your house. Oh, that'd be creeped. Or discover discovering somebody has been living in the hidden room.

SPEAKER_02 49:30

No, discovering someone's being living. Yeah, I've got such a thing that I think someone's frogging in my house. Yep. I really think someone's in my loft.

SPEAKER_05 49:38

Oh, why?

SPEAKER_02 49:39

Dunno.

SPEAKER_05 49:40

You watched that film, didn't you? I see you. Yeah, 100%. That is a very good film. If you haven't seen I see you, highly recommend to watch.

SPEAKER_02 49:47

Yeah, so many twists.

SPEAKER_05 49:49

So many twists. And so our last couple here. Seeing the same stranger in every dream.

SPEAKER_02 49:56

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 49:56

Or seeing the same stranger in real life after months of dreaming about them.

SPEAKER_02 50:02

Oh, I think I'd like the second one, though.

SPEAKER_05 50:04

Yeah, I'd be quite turned on.

SPEAKER_02 50:05

I think I'd feel like it was the universe trying to tell me something.

SPEAKER_05 50:08

Yeah, like I need to be with this person.

SPEAKER_02 50:09

Yeah. I'd be fuming if it was a man.

SPEAKER_05 50:12

So yeah, I'd be raging. I want a nice well, I wouldn't be raging.

SPEAKER_02 50:16

No, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:17

I want a nice, cute man like that'll flirt with me.

SPEAKER_02 50:21

Yeah, imagine if it was a straight man.

SPEAKER_05 50:23

Yeah, disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 50:24

Yeah, rank.

SPEAKER_05 50:25

I want a queer.

SPEAKER_02 50:26

Like a straight reform vote a man.

SPEAKER_05 50:29

Disgusting. Fuck reform. Um so what is worse? Looking in the mirror and seeing someone standing behind you, or looking in the mirror and seeing that you're standing behind someone else.

SPEAKER_02 50:53

I think standing behind me.

SPEAKER_05 50:55

Yeah, because you've got to they're there.

SPEAKER_02 50:57

Yeah, they're there. Whereas standing in front, I can quickly run. You can run, yeah. You can get our eye green fully.

SPEAKER_05 51:02

Um, so a final question. What's worse? You wake up at 3 33 a.m. There is a pale woman standing silently in your doorway. Or there is no one in your doorway, but your bedroom door, which you locked before bed, is now wide open.

SPEAKER_02 51:19

The wide open one does stress me out because I think I've said it before, but I no one can get into my bedroom if I'm in there because I have like a latch thing that there's not a door handle on the outside.

SPEAKER_05 51:31

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 51:32

Um, so no one can get in.

SPEAKER_05 51:33

No, so that is a stressful situation.

SPEAKER_02 51:35

Yeah. So I think it would be that one because of my living space.

SPEAKER_05 51:39

Yeah. I I half leave my door open, so I don't really mind.

SPEAKER_02 51:43

You'll half leave it. Like we literally have it wide open. Yeah. The last couple of nights we've had it shut because we thought, yeah, it won't be as hot.

SPEAKER_05 51:50

Yeah. But I do like a door open. I don't like being closed.

SPEAKER_02 51:54

See, door open to me at night means come in.

SPEAKER_05 51:57

Spirits.

SPEAKER_02 51:58

Yeah, and that's not me. I'm shut. And I also think about fire.

SPEAKER_05 52:02

Yeah, true, true, true, true.

SPEAKER_02 52:03

Because I was always taught as a kid to always have your door closed.

SPEAKER_05 52:06

Shh, fire doors.

SPEAKER_02 52:08

What? What was the sh sh shutting doors? Oh.

SPEAKER_05 52:12

Yeah, me closing the doors.

SPEAKER_02 52:13

Oh, got you. Do you close doors like this?

SPEAKER_05 52:15

No, I'm getting a bit delirious of the illness. Um, so that was our little game. Glitora, should we close our paranormal playbook? Boom. Say, Cletty. Yes. We're at the end of our episode. We are at the end. We are, but we can't leave without Glitora's Witchy Chan. Glitora's Witchy Chan. Go on and give it to me, Dallan.

SPEAKER_02 52:39

So I've written one today about Daniel Castle and our birth.

SPEAKER_05 52:42

So stunning.

SPEAKER_02 52:43

Yeah. So are you ready?

SPEAKER_05 52:45

Is this what you were writing when we were um sat there in your little paper?

SPEAKER_02 52:49

I thought, yeah, I'll write it while we're here, because then I'm like in you're in the zone.

SPEAKER_05 52:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:53

On my birthday as well, and I'm doing work. Like, what?

SPEAKER_05 52:57

Well, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 53:00

So by stone and sea where shadows fall, the wind still cries round Dunyor's wall. Old blood was spilled, old oaths were sworn, and restless spirits still are born. Down in the black vault, cold and deep, where ancient things no longer sleep, a sacrificial bird was laid, an offering left within the shade. So call the dark, but heed the cost, for here the living meet the lost. Daniel Castle keeps its secrets old and grim, and once inside, the light grows dim. Oh yeah, so I even got the little bird in there.

SPEAKER_05 53:39

Yeah, I love that. That's so fun. Thank you. I do love your little country chants. I can't. I am a lyricist. You are you can tell who's better at English, who's better at maths. I don't know if you can tell who's better at maths, but well, yeah, from the last episode, I reckon. Yeah, true, actually. Yeah, true. But English is not my thought forte.

SPEAKER_02 53:57

No, I did really badly on my English.

SPEAKER_05 53:59

Did you?

SPEAKER_02 54:00

Yeah. I got a D on my English GCSE, but then it got remarked to a C.

SPEAKER_05 54:05

Stun. I thought we'd be good at English. It gives you. Well, you give like a writer like Rachel Berry illiteracy, that sort of vibe.

SPEAKER_02 54:12

Illiteracy, she can't read.

SPEAKER_05 54:14

She can't read. Oh my god. So, my darling divas, if you would like to send us your story, please send it to our email, which is defdropdeadpod at gmail.com. Gorgeous. If you would like to see little video clips of our podcast, podcast.

SPEAKER_02 54:35

Or just interact with us, to be honest.

SPEAKER_05 54:37

Right, come and chat to us. We do reply. We're very nice. We want to speak to you all. So you can reach us on Instagram.

SPEAKER_02 54:45

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SPEAKER_05 54:48

TikTok.

SPEAKER_02 54:49

Death Drop Dead underscore.

SPEAKER_05 54:51

And if you want to watch the full podcast and see our somewhat pretty faces, um, head over to our YouTube, which is Death Drop Dead.

SPEAKER_02 55:01

Simply Death Drop Dead.

SPEAKER_05 55:04

Perfetto. And with that being said, we're going to be releasing our ghost hunts on YouTube soon-ish.

SPEAKER_02 55:10

Yes, soon whenever.

SPEAKER_05 55:12

Soon whenever. We will let you know when they're out.

SPEAKER_02 55:14

So and where will we let you know? On Instagram. Instagram. Maybe TikTok. Maybe TikTok on the stories. So why are you not following our Instagram, you say? If you're not following Instagram, you're only getting half the story.

SPEAKER_05 55:28

Love joke stories on Spotify and YouTube.

SPEAKER_02 55:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 55:31

Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 55:32

But you're only getting half of our personality because some of the personality does come to socials.

SPEAKER_05 55:36

It does. Yeah, you do get some little snippets on our stories here.

SPEAKER_02 55:40

Yeah, you could have seen our hike.

SPEAKER_05 55:42

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 55:43

I did post it there.

SPEAKER_05 55:44

Sac Damente.

SPEAKER_02 55:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 55:47

So, Divas, have a lovely, a lovely week. I hope you don't get spooked, cursed, possessed. By the sacrificial bird. By the sacrificial bird. Yeah. But always remember. Stay spooky. Bye. Bye. Oh my god, Diva. You need to stop what you're doing. Sit back down in that chair and listen for one more minute.

SPEAKER_02 56:15

Me and Clitora are gonna play you a blooper of the week. Enjoy and stay spooky.

SPEAKER_05 56:27

We then went back to bed. We did. I got up a bit earlier and I decorated our little apartment. We then woke up, done your little presents, opened all of them.

SPEAKER_02 56:40

Oh, they were good presents.

SPEAKER_05 56:41

They were fun, weren't they?

SPEAKER_02 56:42

Yes, dirty, dirty boy.

SPEAKER_05 56:44

Yes. You can take from that what you want. So I ended up then going, or we then went to