Ep 11 - "Rachel Berry BECAME me!"

In the Eleventh episode of Death Drop Dead, Boo! Khakii and Cl!toraaa Hood read creepy ghost stories, treat you to an EXCLUSIVE ghost hunt in Dunwich and test their connection with a telepathic game. 

Would you trade your boyfriend to become a mermaid? Are you gay and stupidly support Reform? Did Boo! and Cl!tty finally find the black shuck?

Stay Spooky 'xo

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:10

Giving it a good old scratch and sniff, like one of the dirty old men.

SPEAKER_07 0:15

Like when they say the camera adds ten pounds, it added ten stone. It really is like so. Why am I so big and you're a fucking p?

SPEAKER_00 0:24

I don't regret that.

SPEAKER_07 0:25

How could you actually regret it? You are a liar.

SPEAKER_02 0:28

You are a p. Fuck reform. If you vote reform, simply turn off now. We do not want you. We do not want you as a listener.

SPEAKER_07 0:38

Telepathetic. You're fucking pathetic, mate. Telepathetic. Rachel Berry became me.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

I've got locked jaw from cum. Um I had to explain it was my second case of sodium poisoning. Ollie, hola. Hello. I don't know where that came from. Hello.

SPEAKER_07 1:01

Buenas noches.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

Buenas noches.

SPEAKER_07 1:04

It's not night time.

SPEAKER_02 1:04

It's Buenas Sera.

SPEAKER_07 1:06

Buenas era. What's that?

SPEAKER_02 1:09

Oh, is that Talian? Anyway. Anywho. Um this trilingual, bilingual, D Y K lingual person is Clitora who.

SPEAKER_07 1:25

Hi, lesbian. And this is Big Boobed Tiny Waist.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

Oh. What is it?

SPEAKER_07 1:32

Tiny in the waist, skinny in the face, big tip, big ass. Shake it like that.

SPEAKER_00 1:36

Big Bukhaki. Big Bukhaki. That is I bukake.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

Do you like my rhyme? I did like your rhyme. I thought it was very um lyrical. She's a lyrical miracle.

SPEAKER_07 1:48

I am. Well, don't worry, because what is this? This is episode. Ooh, eleven is a place on earth.

SPEAKER_09 2:01

We'll make a lemon.

SPEAKER_02 2:05

I can't remember the words. We'll rock and roll. Anyway, you lot have been there for nearly three months with us. 11 weeks. Gloria doing the maths, don't add up. Three months. Almost 12 weeks is three months. 48 12.

SPEAKER_07 2:23

Oh, yeah, I missed eight. I went four twelve.

SPEAKER_02 2:28

Uh what's next?

SPEAKER_07 2:30

I'm actually not this thick, but when it gets like thrown upon me, I'm like, wow. Um numbers.

SPEAKER_02 2:37

What do I do? No, she is actually GCSE level moderately smart.

SPEAKER_07 2:44

I have a degree.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Yeah. Um, so clearly anyway. Wait, what did you get in your degree first? No, don't get me started. Why? I'm so pissed off. Why? Um, so in my degree, which I'm not going to disclose to you all. No. No. To be honest, my breastplate is fully rolling down. Um, you've probably could probably establish what my degree is just from our um avoidant conversations. Yeah. Um, but I'm not going to verbalise it. So basically, in my degree, there was this one module. We had a new lecturer. And he, I don't know what had happened, but he marked everyone. This is in second year. Everyone failed by like two people.

SPEAKER_07 3:36

And second year is where it starts to count.

SPEAKER_02 3:38

Yeah. Does yours count in the first? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 3:40

Oh, my first year didn't count.

SPEAKER_02 3:42

I believe that counted. Um, so anyway, he said this wasn't going to be a waiting on the overall grade. Don't worry about getting remarked. It had to go through like a uni lecture came and said, Look, all the grades have been marked incorrectly, you can contest them if you want, but it's not going to affect your grade. Okay. So I said, That's a lot of ball ache. I'm not going to do that. Um, anyway, so we get to dissertation 45,000 words later. Oh, and I submit, I get a first on my dissertation. Oh my god. Yeah, it was brilliant. My I can't say what my dissertation was, but um, you know, it was very interesting.

SPEAKER_07 4:21

It was to do with something homosexual, no?

SPEAKER_02 4:25

Yes, yes. Um, and basically I sat down, I was at work because I'd started my job by the time I got my grade through. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I'd started in work.

SPEAKER_07 4:41

In the work that you've trained for for this degree. Yeah. You can do that, yeah. Oh, I suppose, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:47

I was just working as a little bit less of what I could be. Um, and I sat down and I was reading through the I don't know, you get your email come up, and I open it, I'm expecting a first. Like that's what my foresight has been.

SPEAKER_07 5:03

Right.

SPEAKER_02 5:03

And I open it 2-1. 2-1. Um, so we get a percentage as ours was done in. Yeah, so I was just below. So it was something very pathetic, like 0.25% off a first.

SPEAKER_07 5:17

See, if that happened to ours, they automatically put it up.

SPEAKER_02 5:21

No, we didn't. So they kept me at that. I mean, unless they've put it up and I didn't realise. No, you would have come through like um they it was something, it was either like 0.25, 1.25, something really low. That that previous module, if I would have contested it um and got it remarked, I would have got it. You would have got it. Got it. You would have got it. Got it.

SPEAKER_07 5:42

See, I was the opposite. Um, nothing got remarked or anything. Um, I was just okay at my degree, like I actually did all right. Um, but in my third year, so I did I I could I'll say what I did. I did music. Um professional musicianship, actually. Um what was the word? Um specializing in vocals.

SPEAKER_02 6:05

Oh yeah, she's a singer, a singer.

SPEAKER_07 6:08

Um, but in my third shane. No, in my third year, I did like the teaching module. You got to obviously choose different modules, everyone did different things, and I did teaching because I wanted to be a teacher. Yeah. Um, my dream since I was a kid, other than being famous. Um, so I did teaching and I was so prepared, like over-prepared for this, like this exam. You had to teach your friends or bring in like people, and I did music theory because that's what I wanted to teach. Um, I brought in like four of my three of my friends and my ex-partner, boyfriend. Um and you had to do 15 minutes, no, 20-minute teach.

SPEAKER_02 6:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 6:50

And I did music theory. The first teaching I did as a practice, I did it on drag.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_07 6:55

And that was only five minutes, and everyone loved it, and I did so well. I got first in that, but that was just a practice, yeah. No, then my other one, music theory, 20 minutes. I had to do it, got to seven minutes and I was done.

SPEAKER_00 7:07

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07 7:08

So I had to make it all up on the spot, honestly. Shat myself. I only managed to get it to a 11 minutes, and then I just kept jabbering, got it to 18 because you could do like 10% below. Um, and yeah, I got a third in that. Oh, but then in my degree, I did get a 2-1. So it's fine.

SPEAKER_02 7:28

So we're 2-1 scissor sisters, yay. Bang, bang, bang.

SPEAKER_07 7:32

But we both should have also got a first. Exactly. Just that one module. Madness. But I actually did mine wrong.

SPEAKER_02 7:40

I was too nervous. Mine was very good. I can't put so much effort into that one.

SPEAKER_07 7:43

I'm sure.

SPEAKER_02 7:45

Um, yes. How you been?

SPEAKER_07 7:48

I've actually been alright. What have we done today, B?

SPEAKER_02 7:50

We've done something so exciting. I keep touching the titties. I'm so sorry. Um, so we have headed over to a charitable little service here in our hometown of Ipswich called Outreach Youth. Yes. And we have had a feature on their radio. Yes, it was so cute, so nice. So it's Outburst Radio. Outburst. Outburst is the radio show.

SPEAKER_07 8:23

Oh, yeah. I was thinking, um, I don't think that's bad. I think it's outreach.

SPEAKER_02 8:29

It is outreach. Um, yes, Outburst. And it will feature on Suffolk Community Radio Station. Yeah. And it was a really nice opportunity to speak with the youth workers as well. Yeah. But also there was a little queen. A little queen. Um, so we won't say name just in case of confidentiality purposes. Um, but a little, yeah, a a little queen that is fully fledged and been supported through the youth programs.

SPEAKER_07 9:05

They're honestly a fantastic charity. Like they it's nice because like when we were younger, we didn't have that space to go to. We didn't. I know we've spoken about it before about us being young, growing up in a different time. Like, yeah, fair. At this moment in time, everything is going to shit a bit. It is for our rights, all of that.

SPEAKER_02 9:25

Like, but predominantly led by a certain political party.

SPEAKER_07 9:28

Yeah, reform. Fuck reform. Um honestly, if you if you support them, just go. Yeah, we don't want to be. Just don't listen. Like, we don't want you here. No, fuck off.

SPEAKER_02 9:41

Call us a bigot, we are.

SPEAKER_07 9:43

Yeah. I don't care for your political views. I don't care for your shit. I don't care if you want us, if you want us dead, if you want our rights away. I don't care if you're gay and you support reform. Because quite simply, how can you exactly our trans sisters to eradicate us? Yes, our trans sisters, our trans brothers, our trans people, whatever you like, everyone is under this under our community. You don't get to pick and choose the fucking letter.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

No, we support each other.

SPEAKER_07 10:10

It's bullshit. It is I've got passionate. Yeah, I've got it.

SPEAKER_02 10:12

And I never get passionate. You don't, that's beautiful. It's very, very nice.

SPEAKER_07 10:16

Um, I can't even remember what I was talking about. Yeah. Outreach. So even though like it's shit at the moment, like it is getting shit. We we all come together and we'll we'll carry on with our pride and we'll carry on with everything we do. But it's lovely that now kids, youth, I mean, they have somewhere to go to like this. Yeah, they put on a queer palm.

SPEAKER_02 10:38

Yeah, it was beautiful. But yeah, sorry, I interrupted. No, you're fine. It's beautiful.

SPEAKER_07 10:43

It is, they get a queen there, they they're like they're all you're just celebrating you.

SPEAKER_02 10:48

Yeah, it's celebrating authenticity and in a safe environment to do so. So, absolute shout out to our outreach chief. Yes, you do a fantastic job. Keep doing what you're doing, and we're very honored to be invited into your space to be able to speak on our experiences, and we had a great time, it was so much fun, it was really, really lovely. Honestly, I was a bit thick, she was a bit stupid.

SPEAKER_07 11:14

Anything you answered, I was just like, yeah, Ditto.

SPEAKER_02 11:17

Ditto, that was her rear carry and answer.

SPEAKER_07 11:19

It's because I can't think on the spot.

SPEAKER_02 11:22

And um, Clear, I've realized I've just been zipping my vagina. I need to stop playing with that.

SPEAKER_07 11:28

It's just a zip nowhere.

SPEAKER_02 11:29

It's just a zip. Nothing's going to fall out.

SPEAKER_07 11:31

I don't think you can see that part anyway.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

No, probably not. My hand looks like I'm down here, like I'm scratching my maybe you can. Get in there. Giving it a good old scratch and sniff, like one of the dirty old men. Stop. Um, anyway, I just want to draw back to your passion quickly.

SPEAKER_07 11:48

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:49

So we are at the end of Pride Month. We are at the end. And as a queer run podcast, we just want to take a moment to speak about pride and just make it very clear on our stance. So drag is political, drag will always be political. Our pride events are political. Pride started back in 1969, June 28th. Is that the day? June 28th, 1969, at the Stonewall Inn. A police raid took place, invading and harassing our queer safe space at that given time. We fought back, and every single year, our Pride events and our Pride Month is our reminder to fight back. We do not get this life for granted. This has not been handed to us. No, our queer family members that have passed that are with us still have fought for this, and we continue to do so. So use our voice, use our platform, speak out about this ill justice that is happening. And again, to re reiterate, fuck reform. If you vote reform, simply turn off now. We do not want you. We do not want you as a listener. Your viewpoints, you trying to eradicate us to silence everybody and live in a heteronormative, cis, white male environment is repulsive. Yeah. And if you come back and say I'm a gay, gay individual, I'm queer, and I vote reform, then quite simply you're a dickhead. Yeah. Like you are thick.

SPEAKER_07 13:26

Like lit Nigel Farage literally said that same-sex marriage should not have become legal. Yes. Now tell me how that does not eradicate a gay man's life, exactly. Gay woman's life.

SPEAKER_02 13:38

If a gay person's life slip into their manifesto where they want to eradicate the Equality Act. Shock Sandra, that is not going to only eradicate us homosexuals and us as queers, it's going to eradicate your rights.

SPEAKER_07 13:51

Yeah. Anyone that isn't a white, straight male, cis male, your rights are gone. You're fucked. Like all these women. I'm sorry, I will speak on it. I am a cis woman. And as a cis woman, I will speak on it. It's fine. If you're a woman and you vote reform, your rights are also going to be taken away. Spoiler. You want maternity leave? Fuck it.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

You can't have it. Literally. You want the same wage as men. See you later. You've now been sacked and rehired at a lower rate.

SPEAKER_07 14:24

You don't want kids because it's your godforsaken right to not have kids if you don't want them. Here's a bit of tax.

SPEAKER_02 14:31

Smack that on there. Yeah. Horic. Fuck off. So individuals struggling to conceive who want to conceive. Here's tax that your body isn't operating in the God-given way that it should operate. It's bullshit. Horrific. Absolute horrific. So yes, just to reiterate if you vote reform for the third time, fuck off. Untune, unsubscribe, we don't want you. Call us a bigot. Quite simply, don't care. Well, hey, I am a political bigot. I do not give a fuck. Quite simply. We don't need to associate with someone who is morally wrong. No, too right. And fair enough, I will hear you out. Yeah, I will hear you out.

SPEAKER_07 15:12

I will hear your views. And they won't. They won't.

SPEAKER_02 15:15

That was it.

SPEAKER_07 15:17

I'll hear your views. I won't agree with them. But if you listen to mine, I will be respectful towards you.

SPEAKER_02 15:22

Yes, I'll be respectful. I mean, I will be listening through cotton wool. Yes. Because I won't really be interested, but I will make it seem that I will listen to your views and then I will stay silent. Shh until I absolutely read you to filth.

SPEAKER_07 15:38

So well, we have got passionate.

SPEAKER_02 15:41

Oh, anyway. We seem angry. We're actually really happy, you guys. So we are an odd number episode. We are. We are. So what does this bring us to? Cliff, cliff, cliff, get horas, girls counties. Oh, darling divas, we went out to Danitch. Danitch. We went to Danitch, darling. Um, Danitch was very fun. It was. We we have made a boo-boo. We did. We haven't really filmed anything because we're making so many bloopers.

SPEAKER_07 16:13

We need to put some bloopers in.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

We'll put the blooper of the week this week is gonna be our outtakes from the hunts.

SPEAKER_07 16:20

Yes, okay.

SPEAKER_02 16:21

Yeah, gorgeous. Um it was chaos, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_07 16:24

Like, honestly, we went there and it was a really nice day.

SPEAKER_02 16:28

So we did sit down for quite a while and just had a little tan. Yeah, tanned up a bit, chilled. No, I didn't. No, you didn't at all. No, look at my face, I'm so pale. Um, but yeah, then we done our little, we waited till the dusky period. We had a meand a little walk around. We found some lovely marshalins to start filming some introductions, but trying to film an introduction killed us.

SPEAKER_07 16:51

Killed us.

SPEAKER_02 16:52

We were howling. We'll put some of those little clips on there. And then we did get some spirit box stuff. We did get spirit box, but I'll be honest, we did forget to film anything else. Yeah, we just did the spirit box. We've done the introduction and spirit box.

SPEAKER_07 17:04

Yeah, I think that's fine though. That's cunty. That's the best part.

SPEAKER_02 17:07

Yeah, so we are going to put that here.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

Ollie, hola, hey. Hola, hola, she is musically.

SPEAKER_04 17:17

There is a rattle and a snake, but there's a rattlesnake. There's a rattlesnake behind us.

SPEAKER_02 17:21

Oh my god, we're so scared, you guys. So that is Klitora Hood.

SPEAKER_04 17:26

That is Bukaki.

SPEAKER_02 17:27

This is Bukaki. This is obviously us out of drag in our summer gear. Look at us. I know. Oh, it's very hot. We're in the heat wave. Why do we do that? At the moment, what our little our little dance. Because we're gym girlies, we're hikers. So Klitura, where are we?

SPEAKER_04 17:44

Um we are in Dunwich.

SPEAKER_02 17:47

We are in Dunwich, you guys. So Dunwich is a Suffolk coastal town, and we are here in particular to find the Black Shark. We are on our Black Shuck Chronicles, aren't we, Clitty? We are. We are. This is our Unserious Queen right here. Look at the guy. That's our little bag of stuff. How cute. We're so cute. We have to be careful. The cliffs are a bit rough, they're a little bit roaded. But we have our EMF still reading, and we are recording a big fat zero. Hello.

SPEAKER_03 18:24

Yeah, I just hello.

SPEAKER_02 18:30

Who am I speaking to?

SPEAKER_04 18:38

Maureen. Maureen.

SPEAKER_02 18:39

Maureen. Oh Ma's, how are ya? You what? All right. We've just got threatened.

SPEAKER_03 18:49

Did we?

SPEAKER_02 18:50

You're right. Sorry that you vote for reform.

SPEAKER_03 18:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:53

This is gonna have been control.

SPEAKER_01 18:56

They called us a whole. Hello. Why are you angsty?

SPEAKER_02 19:10

Uh no, no, you're not playing the game, right? I do a note and you've got to match my note. Okay, let's go then, baby. Uh okay, no, no, no, I didn't say music, it's got to be a cappella. Okay. Three, two, one. Are you a worried? Um so anyway, what are you? So we're asking some questions. What questions can we ask? Okay, I'm still talking. Do you not know how they called me 30? Thank you. So I'm gonna ask you a question. North sand. No, North Sea. Can you like, you know, tell us how the black shark is? We're trying to find him. I don't know if the black shark uses he him pronouns, but it's quite like mascot. Okay, where's the black shark then?

SPEAKER_03 20:25

No, because what would you do if it did just appear just right there? It says behind you. Behind there are two dogs over there.

SPEAKER_02 20:33

Are they black sharks?

SPEAKER_03 20:34

No, golden retrievers.

SPEAKER_07 20:37

My fat arm is gonna be in that. You're gonna have to edit that.

SPEAKER_02 20:43

Oh, I love it. Um, so that was our ghost hunler, our little creature. Yeah, little, ever since our little because we don't film nothing because we're absolutely sick.

SPEAKER_07 20:58

But do you know what was really weird about Dunnich, and what I found really odd? I don't know if you took this in, but I did. There was one lone deck chair. Oh yeah, and it was just so oddly placed, like it wasn't on the beach, no, it was just on its own with no one around. Yeah, and there was nobody, and there was just one deck chair just there, there, and it didn't look old, but it didn't look new, and it was just it was weird, it just made me feel very strange.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

Yeah, so strange. Um, but the self Dunwich is really nice, yeah, really pretty. Actually with the spirit box, you'll say everything that came through here with us. Um, it was there was still people about, it was still a little bit busy, yeah. But I highly recommend if you want a nice, quieter beach area to head to, head to Dunwich. Yeah. And did we see the black shut Klitora?

SPEAKER_07 21:52

Sorry, I actually just say no.

SPEAKER_02 21:54

Sorry, Klitora's um got a brain tumour. I haven't. No. Um did we should see the black shuck? We shoot black shuck.

SPEAKER_07 22:06

No, no. Shock, we didn't. Otherwise, we'd be dead.

SPEAKER_02 22:10

Yeah, we'd be. Well, we wouldn't look into its eyes.

SPEAKER_07 22:12

No, we wouldn't. But I know that I would.

SPEAKER_02 22:14

Yeah, you would.

SPEAKER_07 22:15

Like, I'm I I just naturally would be like, oh my god, is it red?

SPEAKER_01 22:19

So red.

SPEAKER_07 22:19

Is that eyes red?

SPEAKER_02 22:20

Oh my god, the eyes are red. I'm gonna die.

SPEAKER_07 22:24

That would be me, and I know it.

SPEAKER_02 22:26

Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_07 22:27

So that was our Clitoris Karis Counties.

SPEAKER_02 22:33

Wow, Clitoris Karis Counties. So yes.

SPEAKER_00 22:40

Would you like a story?

SPEAKER_07 22:43

I would like a story.

SPEAKER_02 22:46

Stunning. Can I have your cellular device?

SPEAKER_07 22:49

Of course you can.

SPEAKER_02 22:50

Or do you want to go first?

SPEAKER_07 22:51

No, I think I went first on the last episode, no.

SPEAKER_02 22:56

I mean, I know you did. We've only just filmed. Like I said, I got the same makeup on.

SPEAKER_07 23:00

Oh yeah, you've already given it away. I I I was pretending.

SPEAKER_02 23:03

Yeah, I don't mind giving away. I think it's funny, isn't it? Um this story is going to be related to you.

SPEAKER_07 23:13

Me?

SPEAKER_02 23:13

Yeah. So do you want the title?

SPEAKER_07 23:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:17

I regret sacrificing my husband for a mermaid tale. I don't regret that. How could you actually regret it? You are a liar. You are Ricky.

SPEAKER_07 23:27

Oh my god, Cleo, the condition.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

So um, I've been doing it since I was a kid. Doing what?

SPEAKER_05 23:38

Firmy little bent. Filmy little slab.

SPEAKER_02 23:41

Um, ever since I was little, I've always wanted to be a mermaid. I did everything right. Stop because I am gonna have to pause you there. Pause.

SPEAKER_07 23:48

So when I was younger, I used to Google lots of different things. I used to have like little obsessions. I've learned out I've learned in later years that this is a sign of ADHD.

SPEAKER_02 23:57

Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 23:59

To have to have these weird obsessions on like weird things, like no, no, me, I've gotten it.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

I'm so sorry. So for those that I just touched my bottom lashes because they're a bit itchy and Clitty thought I was um telling her she had something there. Yeah, I did. I'm not that nice.

SPEAKER_07 24:19

So at one point I had an obsession with being Spanish. Oh, yeah, but like actually Spanish, like born in Spain, everything. Obviously, I can't change where I was born.

SPEAKER_02 24:30

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_07 24:30

But I used to Google how to, right, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:34

So how can I time travel and be born in a Spana?

SPEAKER_07 24:37

Yeah, literally it. And then my big one, I had an obsession with mermaids, how to be a mermaid, how to become a mermaid. So I used to Google and I found like this website, and it was like how to turn yourself into a mermaid, you put salt in the bath and like you do this like little potion. I did it, I think I probably got thrush. Um so did mermaids have thrush? And then I found this, I remember finding this really creepy picture of this mermaid, um, like mythical mermaid. Oh, and it was disgusting. Like, if if mermaids look like that, that's a shame. Um, because I imagine them to be like beautiful, like aerial, but this one looked like a um yeah, demon. So I printed it out and put it on my wall. Oh because that was what I aimed to be.

SPEAKER_02 25:20

A demon. And now you're on an a paranormal podcast. Look at that.

SPEAKER_07 25:24

So, really, my potion worked. It did work.

SPEAKER_02 25:27

You are a spooky mermaid, and I love that for you.

SPEAKER_07 25:30

That was a long-winded story, but that was.

SPEAKER_02 25:32

That was ever since I was little, I've always wanted to be a mermaid. I did everything right. Low lighting, two teaspoons of salt, and picturing my tail. My connection to the moon, the waves, the magic. During college, I used to sit in the shower choking on my roommate's salt, trying not to throw up no tail. But I did end up in the emergency room with hyperneutremia from consuming dangerous amounts of salt. What's hyper? Hyperneutremia is when all of your electrolytes go off balance, all your nutrients go off, your salt's really high, your potassium can be out, etc.

SPEAKER_07 26:08

Wow, you're so clever.

SPEAKER_02 26:09

I am so clever. Yeah. Um, so on my wedding night, I figured I'd try it again. I filled the bathtub in our hotel to the brim, added salt, and submerged myself. Do you reckon it's like table salt? Or do you reckon she's using like no, you use sea salt. Sea salt.

SPEAKER_07 26:24

Yeah, but I'm sorry, I wouldn't be doing this as an adult.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

No, no. Um, to my surprise, my husband climbed in with me. He thought it was a sex thing. Of course he did. Of course he fucking did. All men do is think with their dicks.

SPEAKER_06 26:41

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 26:43

Anyway, disgusting cretting male cretting. So we spent our honeymoon skinny dipping under the stars, taking turns at swallowing salt. Okay. Spoiler alert, if she swallowed it's salty. This time, both of us ended up in the emergency room. Hi, I would we've got an issue. I've swallowed a lot of his semen, and now I'm hyping the tree mech.

SPEAKER_09 27:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:10

Fantastic. I've got lock jaw. I've got lock jaw from cum. Um, I had to explain it was my second case of sodium poisoning.

SPEAKER_06 27:19

I've been here before for the same thing. It's because I have a really big obsession with mermaids.

SPEAKER_02 27:24

I want to be a mermaid and going to eat salad.

SPEAKER_06 27:27

Yeah, and I think that's the way to do it.

SPEAKER_02 27:32

Um, so K oh, I don't, these letters are hard to say together for me. Right. KG.

unknown 27:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

But it's KJ.

SPEAKER_07 27:41

KJ.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

And I am gonna slip up on it. I know. I'm not gonna. KJ, who's KJ? It's the husband's.

SPEAKER_07 27:45

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

KJ.

SPEAKER_07 27:47

Call him something else, Kyle.

SPEAKER_02 27:48

Kyle.

SPEAKER_07 27:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:49

Kyle, delirious in the bed next to me, nearly died laughing when I admitted I was trying to turn myself into a mermaid. Yeah, he spent this whole time thinking it's like a sex thing.

SPEAKER_07 27:58

Oh, I would laugh.

SPEAKER_02 28:00

I'd be pissed myself. Who knew sodium poisoning was a huge issue? Um, Kyle invited his friends over to play GTA and I had the night to myself. But this time I did my research digging into actual online forums outside Yahoo! Answers and Quora. It's me. It was the same ritual with one caveat. I could feel my hands clammy, my stomach vaulting into my throat. The reason the ritual wasn't working was because I never did the first step. I thought it was a joke. Child me felt uncomfortable enough to skip it and pretend it didn't exist. Oh my god, does she have to sacrifice? But I want you know all of these potions. Yeah, but I wanted it enough to attempt something destructive and very fucking illegal. Step one of five, a sacrifice. Oh I'd I'd be so obsessed. Would ya?

SPEAKER_07 28:51

Yeah, like I actually wouldn't do it. Like, I'm not a psycho, I'm not a psychopath, but like psychopath me probably would think like oh my god, shall I?

SPEAKER_02 29:01

Shall I just murder? Um, so I filled the tub, grabbed salt from the kitchen, and snatched the carving knife from the drawer. Hey Ree, Eric, Kyle's best friend, nodded to me while I was attempting to inconspicuously sneak the knife upstairs. Bustard. He could definitely see it poking from my pocket. Eric saluted me with his beer, eyebrow raised. Whatcha doing?

SPEAKER_07 29:25

Whatcha do?

SPEAKER_02 29:27

Kyle leaned against the refrigerator already slightly tipsy. He winked at me, raising his drink, and my stomach flipped with guilt. My idea was wrong. Stupid, probably illegal, very fucking illegal. You're gonna murder him. Yeah, a little bit illegal. I think you're going down, down, down, down, down. I'm just gone, we're going down, down in the alley around. Sugar, we're going down swinging. But I really wanted to be a fucking mermaid. But I really wanted to be a fucking mermaid. Still, my husband's grin was sweet. Um, so he'd always supported me, always insisted on helping me try and achieve the impossible. Ignore my wife, she's trying to turn herself into a fucking fish. A fish, Noah, who I classified as the other one, was sitting on our couch mid-murder spree on GTA. Noah was the designated N-E-E-T. Neat. What? The N-E-E-T. He was the designated Neat. What's a Neat?

SPEAKER_07 30:33

I don't know because I've I only played the GTA races.

SPEAKER_02 30:36

Anyway, who's the designated Neat on my husband's friend group and my least favourite? So good luck with that, babe. He eyed the knife, shuffling back. You're not going to sacrifice us to the fish gods, are you? Noah shot a glare at my grilling husband. You really know how to pick them, bro. Ignoring him, I headed upstairs to finish the ritual. I waited until my husband. Slack off. Yeah, I have plans. Yeah. Get out. I waited until my husband and his friends were asleep and snuck downstairs. The knife glued to my hand. Well, if you glued it, how can you get it off?

SPEAKER_03 31:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:06

But your fingerprints are stuck on it now.

SPEAKER_03 31:08

Yeah, for fuck's sake.

SPEAKER_02 31:09

Sick. I made sacrifice, making sure to cover their mouths when I slid the knife in, muffling their cries. To my surprise, though, the three of them were out of it. Returning to the bathtub full of salt, I plunged my hands slick with blood into the water. Downed a teaspoon of salt and manifested. A tail, I thought. Climbing into the diffused red water. A tail. I sunk into the water deeper, submerging my head, filling my mouth. The taste of metal clung to my tongue, but I reveled in the smell. The slick red beading on my hands and dripping down my arms. A beautiful golden tail sprouting from my torso. And a cute shell bra.

SPEAKER_07 31:52

I'd be so mad if it was gold.

SPEAKER_02 31:54

Yeah, I'd be fuming.

SPEAKER_07 31:55

What colour would you want?

SPEAKER_02 31:56

Green.

SPEAKER_07 31:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 31:57

I'd want pink.

SPEAKER_02 31:58

Pink, cute.

SPEAKER_07 31:59

Give me pink. Exactly. Purple.

SPEAKER_02 32:00

Purple's cute, but I would want green. Viridian green to be cheap.

SPEAKER_07 32:03

Oh, I'd want multicoloured to be like I'm pride. I'm a pride. I'm a pride meme.

SPEAKER_02 32:10

So squeezing my eyes shut, I held my breath and let the water sing me to sleep. The waves lulled me into their world.

SPEAKER_07 32:16

That's so fun.

SPEAKER_02 32:17

I let myself smile, knowing when I woke up, I would finally be a mermaid.

SPEAKER_07 32:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:22

I did fall asleep, curled up in lukewarm water. When my eyes flew open, the water was stone cold and I was shivering. Excitement pricked me awake and I sat up splashing water over the edge. I barely noticed the sickening red soup around me. Excitement, however, quickly became disappointment. Oh no tail.

SPEAKER_09 32:40

Oh I know.

SPEAKER_02 32:42

Just my extremely wrinkly legs and two pathetic candles bobbing on the surface. I didn't move for a moment. The full force of what I had done slamming into me, ice crawling through me, my breath shuddering.

SPEAKER_07 32:54

I mean, yeah, she's who how many of them has she killed?

SPEAKER_02 32:56

Trans three. An agonizing wail cut through me, sending me stumbling to my feet, wading in filthy blood-stained water. That's my scream. Kyle's scream rattled through me as I stumbled around, pulling on my underwear. His cry was coming from downstairs. What the fuck have you done? I can explain. I choked, running down the stairs. My husband was in the kitchen, lying face down on the floor, the kitchen forca overflowing. I stopped, frozen. My words choking in my throat. Kyle was furious. Cheeks blooming red, lips twisted in an almost feral snarl. His hair was floppy and damp, hanging over wide, panicked eyes. I'd be shitting myself. Yeah. I stepped forward, my breath catching. My husband was shirtless, soaking wet. A tail splicing him in half. Beautiful golden fins replacing his legs. What? I I tried to speak, tried to explain myself, but instead I was on my knees, prodding my husband's tail. Get the fuck off me, he spat, rolling over. He thrust out his arm and blood spurted from my nose in a rush. My vision blurred, my words tangling, saliva splurging down my chin. Kyle dropped his hand and it stopped. What did you do? He whispered. I've shouted. A loud thump from upstairs, from the upstairs shower, followed by what the fuck? And followed by uh from the downstairs bathroom told me everything I needed to know. So the ritual did work, after all. Just not on me.

SPEAKER_07 34:31

Now I'd be so fucking mad.

SPEAKER_02 34:36

So mad.

SPEAKER_07 34:36

I've done all of this and now you've got the fucking tail.

SPEAKER_02 34:40

Exactly.

SPEAKER_07 34:41

I've wanted this since I was a kid, man, and you've took that from me.

SPEAKER_02 34:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 34:44

You've made me get rid of my last name because the probably, let's be honest.

SPEAKER_02 34:49

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 34:50

Um, and now you've so you've took my identity and you've took my fucking tail. This is the thing with men. All they do is take, take, take, take, take.

SPEAKER_02 34:58

Never give, give, give, give.

SPEAKER_07 34:59

No, don't know where it is, do they?

SPEAKER_02 35:00

No, exactly. Um, so yeah, that was my story, Claire.

SPEAKER_07 35:03

Well, yeah, that was very fun. I do feel sorry for her though.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

Yeah, so do I so do I.

SPEAKER_07 35:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:07

Don't feel sorry for the men. Um anyway, Claire, you got a story for me.

SPEAKER_07 35:11

I have got a story. Gorgeous. And it does tie in with us because what are we? No. There's something very specific that we are at the moment.

SPEAKER_02 35:19

Cancellable.

SPEAKER_07 35:20

No. Famous.

SPEAKER_05 35:22

No. Skinny. Skinny what? Skinny hikers. We're skinny hikers. We're skinny hikers. So this is called the cabin. Cabin.

SPEAKER_07 35:34

Yeah. So a hiker decided to go on a hike by himself.

SPEAKER_05 35:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 35:42

I wouldn't. Something he was not very used to. The whole day was normal. Trees and bushes engulfed his surroundings, and he enjoyed being outdoors in the mountains. Nothing seemed strange to him. That was until he was making his way back to the car. He figured an eight-hour hike was good enough. Yeah, honestly. The sky was already getting dark, and he needed to get back fast. What was odd was that how much he didn't recognise the trail back. He began to panic. Night had already taken over, and all he had was a flashlight and no clue on how to get back. Oh he knew it was already too late and too dangerous to keep going through the Perilous? Perilous? Yes, Perilous Forest. He began to worry that he would have no shelter for the night when almost luckily enough he stumbled across a broken down cabin.

SPEAKER_08 36:43

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 36:44

Yellow jackets.

SPEAKER_08 36:45

Yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_07 36:47

It was dark and seemed like no one had visited it in years. But he knew it was the only place where he could rest until daylight, especially since his flashlight was running out of battery. He knocked on the door a few times, but no one answered. So he let himself in. Where strangely enough. Sorry, why are those kids shouting out there?

SPEAKER_02 37:07

I don't know if you can hear them, guys. I hope not.

SPEAKER_07 37:10

Um so yeah, he knocked on the door, no one answered. Um, so he let himself in, where strangely enough, a perfect bed fitted for one person awaited him in the centre. He knew that if the owner came back, he could explain himself. He wasn't he was sure that the owner wouldn't mind, or was even probably dead. So he went ahead and got himself comfortable in bed. As he tried to sleep, he couldn't ignore the collection of paintings around the room. Portraits of strange-looking people, all peering at him, each wearing a smile that sent chills up his spine.

SPEAKER_02 37:47

Like one of them weird little Victorian paintings, absolutely not getting out. Their eyes follow you.

SPEAKER_07 37:52

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

Yeah, horrible.

SPEAKER_07 37:54

Well, not too long after his exhaustion from the hike got the best of him, he was able to ignore the faces. He fell asleep, and the next morning he got up early and was shocked to see that there wasn't any paintings in the room. Okay, they were windows. Oh awful!

SPEAKER_02 38:16

I know when you die, I would die! I'd be deceased, yeah! Because you can't mistake a smile.

SPEAKER_07 38:23

No, and you've fell asleep. Like now you've woken up. Yeah, that got threatened on me.

SPEAKER_02 38:29

Did it?

SPEAKER_07 38:30

Yeah, I don't know if I've ever said that. That was my bully story. Got threatened to have Chelsea smile on me. Chelsea, Charlie?

SPEAKER_02 38:35

One of the Chelsea smile.

SPEAKER_07 38:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

Uh that was a very good story. It was, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_07 38:40

Nice, short, night, concise.

SPEAKER_02 38:41

Yeah, shorty. Yeah. So that was our stories of the week. Story of the week, our story time is over. But we're in odd number episode. So what do we have, Clitty? So I have some dreams. It always sorry. I have two dreams here.

SPEAKER_07 39:05

Do you?

SPEAKER_02 39:05

I do.

SPEAKER_07 39:07

Yeah, the dreams I've had recently, I can't really say to everyone else. Um, I think they're a bit weird.

SPEAKER_02 39:13

No, I did have a dream last night.

SPEAKER_07 39:17

So did I, but I can't remember what it is.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

No, mine was like a murder, murder dream. Um mine was not that. Mine was like horrible. It was very stretch my leg out because I get a bit of a cramp, darling.

SPEAKER_07 39:29

Yeah. Um mine was like that dream that I that we both had when we were younger.

SPEAKER_02 39:35

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. No, mine was.

unknown 39:38

I can't recall.

SPEAKER_02 39:40

Either way. Oh, boo snooze gets me tired. So, darling, I'm very blind. Can you brighten that portion?

SPEAKER_03 39:48

Oh, yeah, of course. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 39:50

She has her phone so dark. I have mine on maximum brightness. So, my first dream. I was having sex with someone. Oh. I was into it, but I couldn't see their face. Oh. Somehow they wouldn't turn around to face me. Continued on until I finally pulled out. Oh, it's a man. I got around them and pushed them on their back. And it was my brother's face on a woman's body. Oh no. I immediately woke up and could not fall back asleep with my mind filled with terror and disgust. Most what the fuck dream ever. I say shock to the system.

SPEAKER_07 40:26

Yeah, I absolutely. I don't know what to do. No. Like you can't control your dreams. You can't. Like some people, yeah, you can, but like you can lucid.

SPEAKER_02 40:36

But with this one, what I would gauge from it, ideally, I'd want a bit more context. I'd want to know about his relationship with his brother.

SPEAKER_07 40:44

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:45

Um, because sex is an intimate procedure. Um, sex is just sex. I'll be honest to me, it's not intimate, sex is sex. Yeah. But predominantly sex is seen as intimacy. Yeah. So being intimate is like letting someone inside in your thoughts, da da da da da da. We love thoughts. We do. So with him getting pleasure, he's obviously having a very fun time. He's balls deep, but having a cute moment with this apparent sexual partner. Hopefully consensual. That wasn't disclosed. Um, and then it turns out to be his brother. So where he's having this pleasure, and his brother, he's now being intimate with his brother. Um, I feel that maybe him and his brother's relationship has taken a step forward. Um, not like incestuous, yeah. Like maybe he's opened up, they've offloaded, they've spoken a little bit about a potential shared experience they've gone through, yeah, and they've been able to see the light from that situation.

SPEAKER_07 41:46

Yeah, I think fair.

SPEAKER_02 41:47

That's how I'd interpret.

SPEAKER_07 41:49

I would personally interpret as he's been watching like stepbrother porn. Yeah, and he just really likes that, and he wanted to recreate that with a real brother.

SPEAKER_02 41:58

Hey, bro, is your washing machine broken?

SPEAKER_07 42:01

But he didn't want it to be too gay.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

No, no, it couldn't be too gay. So he put a woman's body on. Yeah, yeah. Like, oh my god, I'm just trying to fix my window, and the shutters now dropped on me. I'm stuck here naked with my whole hole hanging out. Yeah, well, that is a um a porn scene. Is it? Yeah, yeah. They've um this guy sort of goes to the window and the shutter drops on his back, so he's stuck there naked, and then I think it's like stepdad could be oh my or it could be step bro, I think it could be step bro. Oh my god, why are you stuck there? And then he just starts eating them out. Stop, yeah, fun, spicy. Stop. Um, yeah, very it don't help him. Like he's got a shutter on his back. I mean, you could just push it up, but hey. Anyway, my next dream. Um, we have this one time at Sleep Have when I was like eight. I woke up from a dream where where my and my friend, brilliant English. So I woke up from a dream where my friend.

SPEAKER_07 42:57

Me and my friend?

SPEAKER_02 42:58

Ah, where me and my friend were running through a white tunnel, and right as I got to the end, I woke up. I saw the same friend sitting up, and I asked him if he was able to sleep. Because I thought he was awake all night. He said he just woke up from a dream that he described the same as mine. Oh, I this is like a slip, a time slip. Yeah, multiverse shit. It is mad because, like generically, a white tunnel. If you go through a white tunnel, a lot of dream interpretations will say like you're dying.

SPEAKER_03 43:30

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_02 43:31

Yeah, if you go through a white tunnel, if you get to the other side, that's your way of ascension into another realm.

SPEAKER_03 43:36

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 43:37

Type situation. So with their dreams being synchronized, it's kind of like how you know, period sync. Yeah, that's what I think. Um, there could have just generically been a disturbance outside of the room that's woken them both.

SPEAKER_08 43:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:51

And they may have been having a fair dream, like a dream that's not very vivid, like a white tunnel. There's not much else around it. So that could be as you're getting into. Um, your REM cycle, so it might not actually have much significance because they haven't died, yeah. So I'd say it was just a settling dream. I don't think there's any deeper narrative behind.

unknown 44:16

How can you be funny on that?

SPEAKER_02 44:19

They like a white tunnel, finish done. Um, so yes, those were our dreams of the week for every time it makes a yawn. So quitty. We are getting close to the end of the episode.

SPEAKER_07 44:42

We are so what do we have to do? I take a cruise.

SPEAKER_02 44:45

Into our normal playbook. Gorgeous, I'm gonna straighten my leg out now. I'm gonna sit up.

SPEAKER_03 44:55

Oh, you got my headphone.

SPEAKER_02 44:57

I'm trying to break it. So could I um oh yeah, sorry have said cellular device?

SPEAKER_07 45:03

Didn't realise you'd need it.

SPEAKER_02 45:04

Yeah, I've got the game on there, I believe. No, I haven't actually. I've lied. Locker, I don't need it. Um, after last week, we're gonna try telepathy. Okay, okay, so there's a few ways we could do telepathy. We're gonna start a level one where you're gonna guess the number that I'm thinking of from one to ten. Okay, easy. Okay, so I'm gonna send it to you. All right, like telepathetically, it's coming to you. Okay. So I've sent it. Now I want you to close your eyes. Fully closed, don't cheat, and I'm gonna put up to the camera what number I'm doing.

SPEAKER_07 45:46

Alright. Yeah?

SPEAKER_02 45:49

Open.

SPEAKER_07 45:50

Do I know what I have to say?

SPEAKER_02 45:51

You can open and look at me now. Oh, okay. What number have I sent to you?

SPEAKER_07 45:56

Seven.

SPEAKER_02 45:57

No. Um, okay. So let's go again.

SPEAKER_07 46:00

Well, what was it?

SPEAKER_02 46:01

Three. Oh, yeah. It's my other one. So close.

SPEAKER_03 46:06

Close? Why have I got clothes?

SPEAKER_02 46:09

Because I'm sending it to you. I want you to get in the zone, I want you to fill my telepathetic.

SPEAKER_07 46:12

Do I not need to look into your eyes though?

SPEAKER_02 46:14

You can look into my eyes, look at my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes. I'm sending it. I'm gonna keep my hands shut so I can't accidentally cheat. Okay. I've sent it. Okay. Close your eyes.

SPEAKER_05 46:35

Off you go. Can I open? You can open. Nine.

SPEAKER_02 46:39

It was nine! So our next one. Right. You're gonna guess the shape I'm thinking of.

SPEAKER_03 46:48

That gets harder, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_02 46:49

It does get harder.

SPEAKER_03 46:51

Okay.

unknown 46:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 46:54

Have you thought of one yet?

SPEAKER_02 46:57

No.

SPEAKER_07 46:59

Don't do a hard one that I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 47:00

No, I'm not, I have one. Okay, I've sent it. Have you got it?

SPEAKER_07 47:10

Maybe.

SPEAKER_02 47:10

Is it cocked and loaded? Yeah. Okay. So close your eyes. They're close.

SPEAKER_01 47:21

Can I do it like that, I guess?

SPEAKER_02 47:25

Yeah, that'll work.

SPEAKER_05 47:27

Ready?

SPEAKER_02 47:28

Ready.

SPEAKER_07 47:29

Diamond.

SPEAKER_02 47:30

Close. No, no. No, it's a rectangle. Oh. Yeah. Still four sh four sides. Still four sides, um, just wrong four sides. Yeah. So um your next one is gonna be shape and colour.

SPEAKER_07 47:44

I can't even get shape.

SPEAKER_02 47:46

Okay, and we'll just shall we do one more shape then? I think we should do colour. Let's do colour and then we'll merge them all together. Um so colour. I've sent it.

SPEAKER_03 48:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

Okay, so my colour is ready. I'm ready. Orange. No. Oh no, it's pink. Oh, yeah, I had to pick this up the touch. Don't judge all my lipstick on that. Obviously I have lipstick on.

SPEAKER_07 48:26

So yeah. Lol.

SPEAKER_02 48:28

Um no, so you're quite shit at this.

SPEAKER_07 48:29

Well, why don't you do it to me then?

SPEAKER_02 48:31

We're not telepathetically connected. So before we do that, then I want you to do uh the full one. So we're gonna guess number, shape, colour.

SPEAKER_03 48:42

Right.

SPEAKER_02 48:42

Okay. I've sent it.

SPEAKER_03 48:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 48:55

Okay. So I'm going to try and figure out how I can show you. So keep your eyes closed.

SPEAKER_03 49:02

They're close.

SPEAKER_07 49:06

The silence is deafening. And if you're listening, all you've got is silence.

SPEAKER_02 49:13

Okay, so I can open. You can open.

SPEAKER_07 49:16

One green heart.

SPEAKER_02 49:18

No, it was um eleven triangle yellow.

SPEAKER_07 49:22

I thought it seemed one and ten.

SPEAKER_02 49:24

I've cheated, I'm so sorry. I will go again. Okay, so I've sent it. Close. Have you got it? Okay, I've told camera.

SPEAKER_07 49:47

Seven purple circle.

SPEAKER_02 49:50

So close. Oh, was it? So close. Oh my god. It was purple. Yeah. Oval six. Oh six. Six. You chose an even number? Yeah. I just never thought you'd choose even. No, purple and oval gave me you, so I thought six. Yeah. No. That's a brick. I know. So yes, that was so good.

SPEAKER_07 50:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:13

Do you want to do one for me?

SPEAKER_07 50:14

Yeah, go on then.

SPEAKER_02 50:15

Go on then. Give me a go.

SPEAKER_07 50:16

So between one and ten, yeah?

SPEAKER_02 50:18

Yep.

SPEAKER_07 50:18

Okay, I'm sending it to you.

SPEAKER_02 50:21

Okay, I got it.

SPEAKER_03 50:22

Okay, close. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 50:28

Four.

SPEAKER_07 50:29

No.

SPEAKER_02 50:29

Oh, what was it? Eight. Oh, double. Oh yeah, we double. Okay, next round.

SPEAKER_07 50:35

What is it? Colour. Shape.

SPEAKER_02 50:37

Shape.

SPEAKER_07 50:37

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 50:42

Okay, I think I've got it.

SPEAKER_07 50:46

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 50:47

Star.

SPEAKER_07 50:48

No.

SPEAKER_02 50:49

Oh. Oh we both went camp.

SPEAKER_06 50:53

We did.

SPEAKER_02 50:53

We did. Okay, last one. Colour. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 51:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 51:10

Brown.

SPEAKER_05 51:10

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 51:12

What was that?

SPEAKER_05 51:12

Blue. Oh damn it.

SPEAKER_02 51:15

So now the triple.

SPEAKER_03 51:29

Have you got it?

SPEAKER_02 51:31

I think so.

unknown 51:34

I think so.

SPEAKER_03 51:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 51:42

Okay, go then.

SPEAKER_02 51:43

Green circle one.

SPEAKER_07 51:45

You got one? Oh. One purple square.

SPEAKER_02 51:48

I was gonna say square. I was Harman and Haran between circle and square. Oh. That's so depressing. That is. So Clitty, that was our little telepathetic, telepathetic. Telepathetic. You're fucking pathetic, mate. Telepathetic, aren't we?

SPEAKER_07 52:04

Telekinetic? Tele, yep. Telepathic. Telepathic, that's what it's after.

SPEAKER_02 52:09

Um so let's close our paranormal playback. Gorgeous. So this now brings us to the end of our episode.

SPEAKER_05 52:19

It is the end. It is the end of the day. This is the end.

SPEAKER_02 52:23

But um you can't say things like that. I'm so sorry. But we could never end without without Bukaki's beautiful chant.

SPEAKER_07 52:36

Dick Ed. Without Klotora's creepy chant.

SPEAKER_02 52:39

Klitora's creepy chant. So now what have we said last week?

SPEAKER_07 52:42

Yeah, who knows?

SPEAKER_02 52:43

We'll listen to back when we edit and we'll um remember.

SPEAKER_07 52:45

So, as it is the end of Pride Month, but it doesn't mean that pride does not happen all year round, and we should carry on supporting our local performers. Thank you. Support, support, support, and all of our local queers, all that.

SPEAKER_02 52:58

Yep, and fuck reform.

SPEAKER_07 52:59

Yep, as if we didn't say. Um, I have written a pride chant. Oh basically, to carry on being proud of yourself.

SPEAKER_02 53:12

You wrote this one a little bit in advance, didn't you? Was this one that you were writing at Cambridge Pride? I did write this at Cambridge Pride. Yeah, very cute. When I was drunk. Yeah. So if there's spelling mistakes, ignore them.

SPEAKER_07 53:25

I was feeling a moche.

SPEAKER_02 53:26

You were.

SPEAKER_07 53:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:27

It was beautiful.

SPEAKER_07 53:28

Oh, it was. It was my first pride. So it was.

SPEAKER_02 53:30

It was very nice.

SPEAKER_07 53:31

Yeah. May your path be bright and clear, filled with love throughout the year. May every heart that hears this rhyme know they're worthy every time. Carry pride in all you do, hold what's kind and hold what's true. When shadows fall, let courage stay and let your colours light the way.

SPEAKER_02 53:56

That's beautiful. Short and sweet. Like considering we were very drunk.

SPEAKER_07 54:00

Um ten out of ten.

SPEAKER_02 54:02

Have you had to correct some of the spelling?

SPEAKER_07 54:03

Yeah, I did. I did look back at it today because obviously I haven't looked at it.

SPEAKER_02 54:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 54:07

Um, and I was like, yeah, that doesn't make sense. Just twig that a little.

SPEAKER_02 54:11

Oh, and that will twig, can we but twig? Why do I say twig? We're gonna twig it. Hello, twiglets.

SPEAKER_07 54:17

I'm twiggy. Um you're twiggy now. Yeah, because of my eyelashes.

SPEAKER_02 54:21

You really like Kelsey from high school music.

SPEAKER_07 54:23

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 54:24

Yeah, I know you don't like her. No, I don't.

SPEAKER_07 54:25

Um she wasn't my favourite. Who was my favourite in high school musical? Probably the main characters, yeah. It was it was Gabriella, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:32

Shock. Um the fact that Rachel Berry was your fave. Shock.

SPEAKER_07 54:36

Sorry, Rachel Berry became me.

SPEAKER_02 54:38

Like, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 54:40

I really took on that role, like in my head anyway. I probably didn't in life. No, but we had a glee club at school, and I must have been so irritated. I was thinking about this yesterday about how irritating I must have been at school. Hey, like in the school shows and everything.

SPEAKER_02 54:55

She was um insufferable.

SPEAKER_07 54:57

Yeah, I never got the parts, but no, you can act.

SPEAKER_02 55:00

Um so anyway.

SPEAKER_07 55:02

Yeah, that brings us to the end.

SPEAKER_02 55:03

That brings us to the end.

SPEAKER_07 55:05

But if you want to send us your spooky stories, oh you can send them across to our email address at deathdropdeadpod at gmail.com.

SPEAKER_02 55:18

And that doesn't just mean spooky stories. No, it's experiences, evidence, photos, dreams, games, anything we do on the pod. If you want to send it to us, please send it to us.

SPEAKER_07 55:29

Yeah, we think it'd be cute. If you if you think, oh my god, do you know what would be good on that podcast?

SPEAKER_01 55:35

This, yeah, send it our way.

SPEAKER_07 55:37

Because do you know what's irritating? Having to think of it. Yeah, like do our work for us. Yeah, dad.

SPEAKER_01 55:43

If you want to send a voice message, we can play it.

SPEAKER_02 55:46

Yeah, just do the podcast for us. Yeah, come on. Um if you want to send like, oh no, weird creepy noises you can make, send it across. We love it. I'll use it as a sound effect. It was so cute, so cunty. Um, so if you want to watch snippets of this chaos and actually see what we look like today, I'm a bit crunchy. Don't judge. Not as bad as episode, what's that cursed episode where I look horrific? Nine.

SPEAKER_07 56:11

Yeah, nine.

SPEAKER_02 56:12

Episode nine. Nine. Um, just to shout back to episode nine, please do not judge me. I was so ill. I thought I was on death stop.

SPEAKER_07 56:18

Yeah, and so for for some reason, I look like when they say the camera adds 10 pounds, it added 10 stone. It really did like so. Why am I so big and you're a fucking pee?

SPEAKER_02 56:29

I am a I look like a pee on a fork.

SPEAKER_07 56:32

It's it's sorry, whatever happened in that episode, it was not good.

SPEAKER_02 56:36

But we kept it, so yeah. Yeah, we've got busy lives. Exactly. So then we'll jump back to TikTok and Instagram. Little shorts will be on there, little videos, and that is Death Drop Dead underscore.

SPEAKER_07 56:50

Also, we do post like little.

SPEAKER_01 56:54

I'm just clicking at you.

SPEAKER_07 56:55

Oh, we do post like little uh questions on our stories. Um answer them, interact with us. Yeah, we're really nice.

SPEAKER_02 57:04

We will talk to you, like we're not we're not arsehole, we are nice people.

SPEAKER_07 57:07

We might come across as ours to each other, but we're not arsehole to anyone else. No, we're very sweet, yes, and you will get to have a little snippet of our lives as well, yes. Um, we do post we do see our Barcelona trip. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 57:19

Follow us for BCN, baby. And lastly, you can watch this full chaotic mess um on our YouTube, which is Death Drop Dead, simply Death Drop Dead, stunning. So that is us plugging ourselves, yeah, and what we will say is stay spooky.

SPEAKER_07 57:46

One day we will learn it in Spanish.

SPEAKER_02 57:50

Oh my god, Diva, you need to stop what you're doing, sit back down in that chair and listen for one more minute.

SPEAKER_07 57:59

Me and Clitorra are gonna play you a lover of the week. Enjoy and stay spooky.

SPEAKER_02 58:10

What is happening out there? Can you stop beeping your horn? That is a hate crime. Pride has just finished. We know we're going on holiday, but we are going to keep this up. If you beep your horn again, you support Nigel Farage.

SPEAKER_05 58:25

Lovely, lovely. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 58:34

Ollie, Ola, no contribution. Sorry, no.