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Episode 148: Quality Black Face

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SPEAKER_02

What do you think since you're more in tune with the um But what we're saying? I was I was listening to the Clip Fox on play. You fucking you got that right, you were you right? No, I I was playing the whole way after the cloud said. I'll be back, bro. What are y'all talking about now? Shit.

SPEAKER_04

Motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, what you saying? Fuck you, nigga.

SPEAKER_06

Yo, you're like shit, we what the hell is the jet squad.

SPEAKER_02

Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of the Gent Squad podcast. This is Witt.

SPEAKER_11

This is uh Jeremy.

SPEAKER_10

It's Austin. And this is Lawrence. What's up?

SPEAKER_11

What's up with y'all, man? Not much, man. We made it to space.

SPEAKER_02

We're gonna take it to the moon. Take it to the stars. Whatever the rest of the Beyonce lyrics were.

SPEAKER_09

Yo, what's a bead word for space? A bead word for space? B word, yeah. B word for space.

SPEAKER_11

Let's see. Beyond. Oh, there we go. Black hole, blank, boundlessness, breath.

SPEAKER_02

So Infany and Beyond?

SPEAKER_11

Beyond.

SPEAKER_02

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, buzz light your ass nigga. Alright. Man about the beyond? So, okay, I'm gonna tell you what happened at work, right? It's whatever time that shit launched. It is literally me and three, yeah, me and three other people in the office at this point, right? It's like dead by that time. I'm like, alright, I'm gonna get out of here at 6.30, but it started pouring down rain. I was like, uh, I guess I'll hang around a little longer for the rain died down. I even don't have my umbrella, I just want to go out there because it was raining hard. So I was like, I need to make some copies of this. So I go to the printer and I'm making copies. So I'm you know, I'm like, shh, shh, shh, shh, chh- ch-ch. Printing making noise, right? I hear this girl squawk, and in my brain, I was like, This motherfucker just squat like a bird. And then everybody around here was just like not saying a word, just working. And I'm like, okay, so I got the papers and I walked over, like, because they sit right across from me. So I walked towards her, and she shot her hands up in the air, like, woo, yeah. And I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So, as I get wait, and I'm kind of like, is she on a conference call? Did she get some good news or something about her work or her promotion? Come on, it's promotion, like what's she celebrating for? And again, no one looked away from their screen to even look in her direction, bro. That this woman was over here celebrating. And when I got closer, my eyes went to her head, like, okay, she got her headphones on. And then the way she sits, her screen actually faces me. Bro, how about I walked to her screen and saw that motherfucking rocket on the screen? And I was like, yo, is that the what is it called? What's the name of this one called? The Artemis Artemis. Artemis 2? Yeah, Artemis 2. I was like, is it Artemis 2? She's like, yeah. And I was thinking to myself, yo, why are you so fucking hype? I mean it made me realize some people just really get like their rocks off to watch it and see that I guess it successfully takes off.

SPEAKER_11

I mean, honestly. Cause you don't know if that's gonna successfully take off.

SPEAKER_10

When I was in elementary school, wasn't it when I was in elementary school?

SPEAKER_11

Nah, you had to be pre. Wait, you wait, which one you talking about? Which one you about talking about? Well the challenger, right?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. They put it on, it was on. They stopped class so we could watch it.

SPEAKER_11

Nah, you so that was in the barbershop when that happened.

SPEAKER_10

So something bad could happen.

SPEAKER_11

Oh wow. Damn, that was literally two four days after I was born. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. Yeah. I wasn't in a lie yet there, bro.

SPEAKER_11

Damn, you sure weren't.

SPEAKER_02

So you think people anxiously do watch the launches there?

SPEAKER_11

Yes. Because you don't know what's gonna happen. You just gotta pray that it works out.

SPEAKER_02

Because any slight thing that goes wrong, yeah, you're right. Yeah, it's too like just so there was like the delay. So you seen that in 9-11 in the classroom?

SPEAKER_10

Damn, that's not even funny, but that's terrible. Actually, 9-11 was my freshman year at T and it was my late day. So I slept and I woke up to all the doors on the hall being open, and just this weird feeling like the fuck is going on, as I'm about to walk to class, and everybody, no, no, you gotta go check this shit out. I said, What happened? Planes just had to hit the twin towers. The fuck?

SPEAKER_02

That that was that was my uh thing, yo.

SPEAKER_11

That's good, yeah. I heard that shit. I started laughing. I was like, Yeah, all right, nigga. Nah, we we watched it. I saw it on TV, man. Yeah, yeah. I saw it after.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, they pulled up. No, it's like the crashes after, yeah. So, okay, so I was walking to my second period class. One of my homeboys was like, Yo, man, you hear what happened? I was like, nah. Yeah, man, playing plane hit tower in New York. I said, Alright. Well, I'm not gonna be late. Went to class, big ass that big TV was on that fucking cart, yo. See, and y'all niggas thought I made that shit up. Thank you, Austin. What niggas didn't believe me when I talked about the big TV on the cart. Who the fuck didn't believe me?

SPEAKER_09

Who didn't believe you?

SPEAKER_02

Y'all man, I remember I talked about it. I said they always brought the big TV on the cart. No, we think you said you said something extra. It wasn't a TV, it was something crazy. It was a big TV on the cart. No, no, and I remember my health, my health teacher was like the stereotypical white guy health teacher with the knee-high socks and the short shorts, and he was like, We're going to war.

SPEAKER_12

We're going to war.

SPEAKER_02

And I was like, All right, now I know we I know this is Fayetteville, but that nigga was like, No, it's Fayville, nigga, bro.

SPEAKER_11

All right, yeah, but no, um, no doubt. We I was able to, we I by the time we got in the class, we I was able to watch the second one live, like hit it because they started recording at the first one, and I'm sitting, I was like, yo, this is crazy, looks like a movie. And then the second one hit. It's like, hey, what's happening? Like, what's really happening? And then we continue to watch as people jumped out of windows. Yep. Well, what are those falling out of the sky? Yeah, so it's like, should we? Should we? But anyway, but anyway, sh long answer, short. Um, yes, that's why people watch it, because it's like you why you just why you're not just gonna see a rocket get launched every day because apparently they haven't done this in a long time.

SPEAKER_02

Uh like I get it, but also when you learn what the mission is, it's just kind of like oh, okay.

SPEAKER_10

It's to distract you from the fact that they got pedophile, yes. Well, the thing is long this grand scheme of things, yes. No, they're going up around the moon and then back home.

SPEAKER_11

Yes, to see if we can okay. Well, hold on, let me get two things. One for what Lawrence just said, it's funny you say that, Lawrence. I think it is a weak distraction because I didn't even really know about it until yesterday, and that's because I think Whitney, did you mention it to me?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, because I didn't know about it because I went, I just happened to see that one of the astronauts is Frat, and I was like, Yeah, shout out Victor, shout out to Victor Glover. We got Frat, we got Frat launching with NASA to the moon. Yeah, when is when the fuck is this supposed to happen? Tomorrow? Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_11

So I was like, if it's a distraction, it was a terrible distraction because I don't think it really worked on a lot of people. NASA needs to work on their uh marketing, nigga. And yeah, they do, and then two man, you had like going up into space and around the fucking moon ain't no big deal, nigga. Like, the fuck? Oh, never mind.

SPEAKER_02

You gotta understand, you gotta understand. It's it's more impressive when you fucking land on the planet. It'd be like, yeah, nigga, we we here on the moon. I'm gonna do a drive by the moon, take some selfies and go back home.

SPEAKER_11

I just kinda like this the same nigga who said what's a million dollars. So true, but no, no, no.

SPEAKER_12

I mean, but I mean Okay, hold on.

SPEAKER_11

You wouldn't want to you wouldn't take a trip around the moon.

SPEAKER_02

You no nigga.

SPEAKER_11

So wait, so you want to go so you want to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, look, dead ass. There's nothing there's nothing impressive about our moon. There's nothing oppressive about our boring ass moon. Am I wrong?

SPEAKER_10

Yes, we are.

SPEAKER_11

Actually, hold on, wait. Have you been to space before, nigga? So you know, like how you gonna be like, oh fuck, space, ain't no beer spiritually, spiritually shit, okay. All right, okay, you can have that. I'll let you have that. That beer's getting kind of long. I'll let you have that. But no, like nigga, you go into space, which is apparently okay. That's another thing. Because they make it seem like this is extremely hard to do, like this is like something that has been done in years, and I'm like, it's it's making them conspiracy seem more realistic.

SPEAKER_02

So that's what I was saying. So so Lawrence, I was thinking about this with the technology we have today, right? And all the research and development we've done since the last time we landed on the moon. Is this really like that much of a breakthrough in like history that we're going to do a trip around the moon? Cause I think that that's why it didn't get buzzed like that to me.

SPEAKER_10

I mean, you can think of it like that, but you guys realize like there was a time they were talking about cutting NASA. Oh, that's true. That's why SpaceX became a yeah, they want to cut well, cut NASA and they weren't gonna build any more rockets, and that's why SpaceX exists. And to coming back and taking over, and now they're they built a rocket, did all that shit, and they're launching again. And between that time, all the the more space debris we have, more fucking uh satellites.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, it's like a lot of satellites out there, isn't it?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, bizarre, yeah, bizarre weather patterns now.

SPEAKER_02

Like say it's like trash, technology is floating in our skin. Yeah, that's because all of us too. We just throwing anything up there. Man, I ain't voted.

SPEAKER_11

It says the last time last time that's traveled to the moon was during Apollo 17 1972. Since then, humans have stayed in low orbit, like on the International Space Station. So Artemis 2 will be the first crew mission beyond low orbit in over 50 years, and that's what's crazy to me. Because it's like, why? Like 50 years? That's crazy. And then you know what? I was teasing when they were showing the launch footage and as it's taking off, and as a reception and stuff was going bad, and you know, some of that stuff is grainy. I was like, wait a minute, I that footage from 1972 looked clean as hell. You trying to tell me nah, man.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, nah, man. We had radio signals back then that was cleaner, right? Now there's so many mobile devices on the antenna, it's just the bandwidth is just all, you know, just like you know, all of that, you know.

SPEAKER_11

Because every time I walk somewhere in my neighborhood and I lose reception, I'll be like, you know, goddamn way they went to the movie.

SPEAKER_02

Like if you watch all the sci-fi movies, they always got like the static ass uh virtual calls, and you'd be like, I thought this was the future. Nah, the signal's still trash.

SPEAKER_11

Anyway, we're not focusing on the right stuff. Keep the main thing, the main thing. Go mob. For y'all don't know, I'm finally gonna let y'all know what go mob stands for. Sense of greatness of man above and beyond. Because uh, that's what we're doing. Go mob. So next time you go see a Sigma, you say, Yo, Victor, Victor Glover sent me. Go mob. Y'all have my permission. That bro sound like a villain, bro. He do, he do. I told Alexis his name. She said, Von Doom as she yeah, she said that's his name. Yeah, he definitely coming back as a villain. I said, Shut up, yo.

SPEAKER_02

He about to go there and get all the powers. He better get all of them. Y'all no no one else, no one else on the ship gonna get powers but him.

SPEAKER_11

Wait, have y'all seen those pictures though? Because I was posting some stuff today as I was looking for pictures of him and the crew. Yo, them shits look clean as hell, yo. Have y'all seen them? Just look up Victor Glover or Artis Miss Crew. Yeah, like because they're like they're like way more slimmer. I'm talking about the technically got better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm talking about the orange and blue suit, yeah. I'm talking about the regular blue flight jacket or flight jumpsuit. I'm like, yo, damn shits are so clean. Like, I ain't gonna lie. So I might rock with the next homecoming. Be on the yard when he got to yo. I just got a theme for somebody's next probate, my nigga. Come on, man. If they don't do it, not space theme, I'm talking about suits. They come with it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, because no, I'm gonna tell you why it's not gonna work. Wow, you're gonna have them boys out there looking like they serving time. I mean like me. You mean like we did?

SPEAKER_11

You mean like we did? No direction.

SPEAKER_02

We know we look like no, we look like we was there to paint the building. Right?

SPEAKER_04

Like they serve it.

SPEAKER_11

No, I'm not talking about the blue suit, not the orange suit, the blue one, nigga. Yo, you would do oh the blue jumpsuit? The blue jumpsuit, not the damn. So now you won't look now.

SPEAKER_02

You won't make the line look like they're recycling, nigga.

SPEAKER_11

Listen, ain't but nuts ain't but so much you can do in got them jumpsuits, my nigga. This shit would go hard though. Put some patches on that bitch.

SPEAKER_02

I'm about to say, you got the patch game gotta be right. If they do the patch game right, and like how Nahila hooked ours up with like the paint job, like like really dope. Yeah, that'd be cool. That'd be cool. So, but what would you put on the face though? You could've do no shisey masks. Are you gonna put a like a fishbowl in these niggas' heads on like uh mysterious?

SPEAKER_11

Put them uh just to go with the space game, put those the glass, the uh the they look like reflect reflective glass, those masks.

SPEAKER_13

Hold on, like a nigga from um G.I. Joe?

SPEAKER_11

Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That would go hard. Not no big bulky helmet, but just a reflective mask. Or maybe if they need to kind of cut the knife off so they can make sure they can project. You mad. You mad because you like it. Don't shake your head, nigga. You mad. Like Cam. You mad? Like, you mad, nigga. Mad because I thought of it. Jealousy, man. It gets you nowhere. But I can't.

SPEAKER_02

I'll say that later. I ain't gonna say that right now. But okay, I see you. I see your vision. I see your vision. I don't even know what that means. I I'll I'll just be honest. I see someone else doing it, probably, like a smaller group, but a big one, that's that's just too much. A smaller line. I'll say a smaller line. You can do it, we'll probably pull it off like three people. It'd be easier, but it's that's yeah, it's easier. That's easier to say it's always easier to small line.

SPEAKER_11

That's easy to say, yeah. It's always easier to small line.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that's not fair. We don't do small. That's what that's what I'm getting at. We don't do small over here, B.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, yeah. What he said.

SPEAKER_02

We do okay. All right, all right. Okay, numbers.

SPEAKER_11

Shout out to Victor Clever and those other three people.

SPEAKER_02

All right, man. I I think I think it's a conspiracy, though. Real talk. All right, let's go on, let's go on.

SPEAKER_11

Uh what else has been going on this week? Um, let's see. I don't know if this is fucking up because he didn't fuck up. Did your boy Drewski wait? He you're already in F Up, man. No, no, no. I'm trying to avoid that because I was thinking this is I don't want to sleek into it because I was gonna say your boy Drewski got people mad. That's funny. Y'all see y'all seen that. Well, everybody's seen it now, right? The conservative women's skit. The main the main thing of the skit. Well, hold on. Let me ask Austin. Austin don't be on the internet. You know what we're talking about, Austin. Yeah, I know he's seen it. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02

So the main thing about the skit I noticed is your girl fired back uh whatever her name is, Kurt. It was like his name. Uh she was like, I should do, I should do blackface. And everybody was like, go ahead. Yes, please, everybody said, please do it.

SPEAKER_11

They try to say Matt Rife said something about all right, y'all keep that same energy because if somebody else can't be mad at any other kind of jokes, XYZ or something like that, or don't be mad when other people do other stuff, etc. I say, what you mean by that, Matt? Matt Rife? What you mean? Yeah, I wish you would. The thing is go ahead and do blackface. Go ahead. If it's in, if it's in, if it's intelligent, you got a good, you got something to say, and it's done. I don't know. Go ahead and do it. Let's see what happens. Like I said, if you gonna do it, you better come. You better, it better be hilarious. It better not just be all no racist shit.

SPEAKER_02

I'm about to say, do you think it's gonna be like actually good quality? Blackface, or is it gonna be a few? That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_09

Like Tropic Thunder.

SPEAKER_02

It's like yeah, think like like yeah, like like Robert Downey Jr. Blackface. That might be another title. Quality blackface.

SPEAKER_11

Looking at it. No, don't even say good, just say quality. Quality blackface. Oh shit. April's fools now. Yo, Drewski look crazy in his skit, bro. No, but have y'all seen the chick who they um is that AI? The chick they say looks like it, like that girl that was AI.

SPEAKER_02

Who the girl he he looks like?

SPEAKER_11

No, there was a there's a no, there's a white chick that looks just like him, but I didn't double check. They kept circulating pictures of a white chick that looked just like him. And I was like, ain't no way, ain't no way. Hold on, let me see if I can. You're following, you're falling for the AI trap. That's why I say I didn't double check. But uh, but yeah, and then there's been other conservative, there's this one conservative woman uh completely like apropos to nothing, had nothing to do with with juicy or nothing, but she was like doing her little conservative. I feel like they're always having rallies anyway. She was doing some convention and um and she was like dancing around and stuff. I was like, dancing, she was dancing to Lizzo of all things. I was like, and someone's like, yo, is this another skit? Because uh it was crazy. Um, but yeah, hold on, why look that up? But there's some other stuff that people had to say. Like her.

SPEAKER_02

Why are you looking that up? I'm gonna play this because someone uh people know of is telling Erica Kirk that she needs to sue him for the skit. I'm just gonna play the audio. I'm not even gonna let you see the video. I don't want to give that away to y'all. But I'm gonna let you hear the audio of the man telling her why she should sue Drewski for the skits. Here it is.

SPEAKER_06

I think called Happy Easter. Do we have that? Everyone happy? Anyone that doesn't want to. Wow, that's a good job. I like that game. Um, you're doing well, right? Okay. I think you should sue them, but you know, I tell you somebody's they're so jealous of Erica. I can say you're not allowed to say that you have to be nice to chew their ass off.

SPEAKER_11

I know that man ain't talking. That man needs to do his own lawsuits before he tells somebody else to anyway. Anyway, man, his brain's melting. We don't need to talk about him. Um, dang, I can't even find her because I don't know, I don't even know what to search to pull up women that looks like Juice as Eric Kirk. But um, but no, hold on, but there's some stuff that yo, even your boy JD Vance has something to say, bruh. He he got online and Juicy been clapping back at these niggas, which I'm I'm proud of him because I feel like Juice honestly probably leaned more because a lot of folks he deals with like to jump on that bandwagon. So I wouldn't be surprised to see him just just being that kind of supporter because he's not a necessarily a follower, but he ain't gonna go against his friends type shit. And so, but anyway, this he clapped back. So JD Vance posted my wife sent me this thinking it was me. Not gonna lie, at first glance, I understood why I did, but this is ridiculous. Dressing up like that, mocking somebody's appearance and hiding behind it, it's just a joke, doesn't make it any less wrong. Drewski went too far with this one, and Erica Kirk has every right to be upset. This nigga Drewski came back. JD, don't get involved unless you want your own episode. You over here acting offended on Erica's behalf when the whole internet already cast you without an audition. Stay out of it before I really start having fun.

SPEAKER_02

Oh no, I I think I found the woman you were talking about. Who looks like man in real life?

SPEAKER_11

Is that real?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Tell me about her.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, right here.

SPEAKER_11

Uh no, that but that's the one that was dancing around, but that he didn't say he looked at her. There's one, it had it's gotta be okay. It's gotta be a, but no, that's what I'm talking about. She's kind of close. She is close, she's close as shit. Nah, that wasn't the one. And then hold on, he clapped back at somebody else. Uh, where is it? Where Tip is. Because everybody's getting mad. I'm like, yo, y'all like them jokes until uh until somebody else starts picking on you. Oh, yeah, Erica. She hit up Elon or added him on, I guess, X and said, at Elon Musk, take this down. I'm not exaggerating when I say this man has now racked up over 150 million views, humiliating me, mocking me, and turning me into a global joke while your platform just lets it spread. This is disgusting, defamatory, and degrading. Remove it. Who's she talking to, bruh? She's telling Eli, Mr. Freedom of Speech to remove something. Let's see what Eli has to say. This man said the min the video has 150 views because people want to watch it. X supports free speech, comedy, parody, and content people choose to engage with. We are not removing lawful content just because it offends someone. That is not how this platform works.

SPEAKER_13

Damn.

SPEAKER_11

Mega don't know what to do no more, man.

SPEAKER_13

Damn. Okay. I can't find it no more.

SPEAKER_02

Um, okay, so I don't know this is true, but I saw that Drewski could lose the one million dollar T-Mobile endorsement contract over that skit.

SPEAKER_04

Wow.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. Don't know that there's weight to that one, but yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

Okay, sure. Um, he'll be alright.

SPEAKER_02

So so moving to this one, right? Um quality blackface. That's a good one, man.

SPEAKER_11

I guess say, I'm saying that they come with a quality joke, but the thing is, if they do it, it's just gonna be some laziness to be hateful and petty. And anybody who acts like this is whiteface is anywhere, white one white face not even a thing. So let's fuck all that. But anybody who tries to compare this is dumb and don't hysteric historically know what you know what uh what it is. Kind of like what you're on never mind, we won't talk about you said we're talking about we're gonna talk about hit on that man Nick later, right? Oh, that's a whole section, bro.

SPEAKER_02

That's a whole section.

SPEAKER_11

Okay, never mind. Anyway, people don't know their history, so to try to even say there's such thing as whiteface is completely wrong. Cause just just just do your homework. There's no such thing, because it's just not a thing. So anyway.

SPEAKER_02

Damn, I did not take that screenshot. Damn it, I'll figure it out later. All right, man. Uh, you got anything else we're going to F N Up for the week? Um, sure. All right. Who's Shrikes? You guys had his home rated by UND's FBI.

SPEAKER_12

Uh I'll be fresh as hell with the fast watching. Drop top.

SPEAKER_02

So just a little background. Um, he got a jail in October. Mm-hmm. Did three years of a 63 uh month sentence for firearms because he did three years? Yep.

SPEAKER_12

God damn.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

He's been locked up that long. Mm-hmm. I mean, his sentence was longer, but you know, because he fired his gun in the club.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Yo, your boy Wyan and Melly or whatever, that nigga's still in he's still in custody. He may be getting out. How? They they I thought last I checked, they weren't they weren't letting him out yet. The nigga been in jail for seven years waiting on a trial. That's that shouldn't even be fair, honestly. That's like that's BS. Like, where I mean, if he did it, he did it. Like, but don't don't force if you that's crazy. That's just crazy to me. Um let me see. Hold on, where I'm about to put it in the hangouts, because I can't get it from my phone to nowhere else. I dropped it in um I dropped it in the hangouts. That's a picture of the chick, and I haven't, like I said, I haven't fact checked, but that's what I was talking about. They look like Juice. Um, but yeah, that's crazy. Where did you drop it? Uh I just put it in hangouts, group chat.

SPEAKER_13

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_11

Or whatever. I just said three different apps. Um hangouts. Um Pooh Shicey, man.

SPEAKER_02

So they're not you're not um man, but not that is crazy. So you can be in just for years. So Pooh Shicy is still behind bars, right? No, Pooh Shicy is free. Oh, he's free. How long has he been free? So how wait, how long has he been out? Jesus Christ. Oh my gosh. Um since October, man. Give me give me that number, it's not funny. All right, all right. And they already raided his house.

SPEAKER_12

Damn, okay, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Do you uh you got any leads on this man? I feel like you know what's all going on in that house. Hey man, they walked out with computer monitors and brown paper bags, man. That's all I know. So were you on site? Nah, never on site. Alright. Okay, I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just saying, man. Um got people for that. TMZ was like, they put a bounty on Congress during the uh did they really put a bounty on them? Cause they were basically like, yo, during the whole partial government shutdown, Congress was still like taking trips on vacation and stuff. And they were like, man, if you can find any pictures of them chilling, bring them to us, send it. Send it. And I think it's funny because it got to a point where Delta Airline was like, yo, yeah, you know how y'all just roll up with your little private entryway? Yeah, that ain't gonna happen no more, B. Yeah, it's not gonna. We're taking that away. I feel like when that happened, they were like, Alright, man. I'm glad people are realizing this shit now. Find some money. Like, no, attack Congress, you'll get shit done. Because as long as it's been going on and there's like not just TSA, other people affected, I don't think it really got that attention until it started affecting everybody trying to fly somewhere. Yeah. You start inconveniencing people. Yeah. That's when they're like, okay, we'll we'll give it some attention. But I was a little worried. I was like, damn, man, I ain't trying to be sitting here in a BWI for no three hours. Nigga, you ain't not gonna be sitting over here. No, the line? You said what? You're not gonna be sitting in a BWI for three hours. Did you see the lines up here? Up where? In Dallas? Or BWI? BWI line. It was looped outside twice. Oh, too easy to for a joke. Which airline was it? The Baltimore man. Yeah, I know. I know. I know what city the airport is in. I said what airline had the line. Southwest. Yeah, alright. Yo, the Southwest line was super long, bro. It's the only ones that be doing uh direct flights, bro. Southwest will get you there.

SPEAKER_11

They call it what they call it, the airbus because you you get on the bus and pick your seat. The bus in there.

SPEAKER_02

Well, no, they changed it up now. They are they are now assigned seats. They don't fancy them seats. They probably had too many fights, which is basically like the equivalent of making a dress code in your bar. That's what they did. Yo, a cookie.

SPEAKER_11

They try to dress it up. I keep seeing clips of uh people who get was it American Airlines? They think they're getting on flights, so they get on a bus thinking it's taking them to like a plane or something, but it takes them to their destination. Is that real?

SPEAKER_10

Yes, you need to read your people need to read their tickets when they book stuff because I almost booked that one time. So getting them a fucking bus.

SPEAKER_02

So wait, so you go you went to American Airlines, the site, uh-huh.

SPEAKER_10

They'll show you your ticket and like how it does the the connections or whatever. If you actually look at the connections, there's one of them, I can't remember where we were going. But it was like flying in here, connect on it was like it was extra stop. It looked like I don't do no more than two. Get on bus, ride to the other airport, and then file.

SPEAKER_04

What?

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, so I kept seeing clips of that going around where people like, yo, I went to my connection, I thought I was getting on a bus or something, and they started driving me to the next airport. I was like, What? Yeah, and some people were getting driven to their destinations, I guess if it's close enough or whatever, but yeah, that's funny. That's funny, bruh. Do they throw your they throw your chat bag on the bus? I guess. No, Lauren said he didn't do it, so I guess he didn't do it.

SPEAKER_10

No, I feel like is that oh because I read it and I was like, wait a minute, is that a that says bus?

SPEAKER_11

Did they try to put little wings on the bus emblem in the in the ticket?

SPEAKER_10

We probably did when it was American. They be trying to America be trying to get over on it.

SPEAKER_02

They probably don't give you no water, no cookie. Nick, you on a bus, bro.

SPEAKER_11

You on a bus? Ain't nobody moving between them seats.

SPEAKER_13

No nuts. All right, yeah. Okay, yeah. They stopped selling nuts on gosh down.

SPEAKER_02

Man, that should get on and off in Atlanta. Yo, all right. Let's let's let's move into uh effing up for the week. I want to talk, I want to talk about your boy, man. Who that is? That man, tiger boy. What the fuck? Oh, tiger tiger, bro. Do you see the did you wait? Did y'all see his picture? That motherfucker had a meanest com over, yo. You talking about the bug shop? Yeah. I heard the song. He keeps up. I said, God damn, Tiger. Like, you got too much money be doing this, bro. Just like everybody was like, nigga, get a driver. He was like, nah, my privacy. I was like, look, hear me out, Tiger. You need to be on your Tyler Perry shit or like power and have you one of those drivers that just know your shit, man. Like in these TV shows. Just get a driver. He knows your dirt. You pay that nigga well. He don't say shit.

SPEAKER_11

Yo.

SPEAKER_02

Cause he's like, I gotta do, I need my privacy. Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_11

Man, he already still smashed a nigga from Denny's show. The thing is, he needs his privacy. Yeah. But he but then he ends up doing stuff like this. No, I'm just saying he needs his privacy, but then stuff like this happens. Yo, free tiger fans wear free tiger t-shirts uh at the Houston Open. Wow. And they got his mugshot on him. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02

Is he even facing any type of like is he facing anything for this?

SPEAKER_11

He ain't hurt nobody. It's probably just a DY community service or rehab, which is why he's uh rehab. Yeah, that's why he did the arbitrary not arbitrary, he did the mandatory announcement of stepping away for what he basically retired, so I don't know who he's stepping away from, but he's stepping away to do rehab and get help, which is which is uh code for the judge said if I my black hats don't want to be in jail for three months, I need to do this. Um his mugshots, all his mugshots look rough.

SPEAKER_02

Like you said, he got approved because he's doing his rehab outside the country.

SPEAKER_09

What? Okay, okay, that's it.

SPEAKER_02

It says that he obtained the filing made by his attorney, which states Tiger was looking to leave America to begin comprehensive inpatient treatment. And basically, he gets to go out the country for some special treatment facility that was recommended to him. Uh, and the urgent need for a level of care that cannot safely, I like this part, it's urgent need for a level of care that cannot safely or effectively be done for the United States, sir. And wait, because as his privacy has been repeatedly compromised, he needs his privacy, bro. So he must do this outside the US, he might go to Singapore, he might go to Taiwan. I don't know.

SPEAKER_11

I will say he looks lit. All his mugshots, you can tell he was on something. Where do you think he was coming from?

SPEAKER_13

Hold on, where you think he was coming from?

SPEAKER_11

I mean, it looked like you can't just come from golfing. Yo, the clip I said, Denny's damn nigga. Come on, come on, man. Because of the waitress, get out of here, man. You wrong, but no, you see the picture of the car tipped over, right? I didn't know that was him in the damn bushes.

SPEAKER_02

I I got you. I got you, man. Awesome. You see the picture?

SPEAKER_11

He's talking about this picture, man. Because it looked at first I thought that nigga was on the phone. I said, Yo, that nigga called his boy, it's like, yo, nigga, get here quick. Tell him you were driving.

SPEAKER_02

Bro, at that point, I would have been like, I s a dog came in front of me, or like I saw like a goose and her kids, so I had to swerve out the way. Like, I think I'm sorry, they said a goose and his kids. Yeah, man, you're right.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, yeah. Listen, the thing is, the thing is, they said it wasn't alcohol, because they say his his so and they also hit him with a charge for refusing to do a piss test, which I didn't know you could, I didn't know that was a chargeable offense, but he refused to do that, so he he caught a charge for that. But yeah, so technically, man, you wouldn't have known.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, he was just I'll say this. Uh that nigga was driving, he saw the rainbow rail. Come on, man. Come on, man. Wait, they got video, they don't got video of it, do they?

SPEAKER_11

If they had video, that'd be crazy. That niggas uh goddamn shell hit that nigga man. That nigga was in first place that shit came out of nowhere. Yo, what if that's what he really thought? That's that's what he was getting off of. That nigga said I popped some mushrooms and saw a blue shell. Saw the two C spaceships, oh bang, and then my whole car shrunk. I didn't know what to do. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02

Shout out to this man, this man is worth 1.5 billion.

SPEAKER_11

I was about to whoa, what I was about to ask what his net worth is.

SPEAKER_02

That's why that's why everybody was like, get a fucking driver, bro. You can get fucked up as you want, you can take shrooms, you can do whatever you want, bro. Get you a driver that like all in these movies and shit. He got kids.

SPEAKER_10

His kids could pick them up.

SPEAKER_02

They're old enough now.

SPEAKER_12

He wants his privacy, Lawrence. He ain't trying to be zooed up with his kids right there. Like, nah, nigga.

SPEAKER_11

We're probably getting out. Damn, but no, you I can't imagine how bad I'd be. I'd call every hey, babe, come pick me up. Daddy, goddamn.

SPEAKER_09

Dragon bus drilling.

SPEAKER_11

Daddy, get the yo, that's probably I didn't know you had kids like that. That was my favorite scene in a movie. Cause it showed exaggerating that shit, though. No, because it showed how he thought he got oh yeah, yeah. Then it showed how he got that. Was fucking tiger. Yo, can you imagine the car was on his side? That nigga's probably still driving. He was like just sitting up.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, that means because the way the car is turned, well, it definitely flipped. Like, he just crawled out, like, damn, took his seatbelt off, crawled out, and got on the phone.

SPEAKER_11

This tiger, man. He in good, he's in good shape too. Uh, he is 50. Oh, he only damn.

SPEAKER_02

Nigga had a fucking back of Yanni, yo.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, he did. But yeah, I will say though, well, never mind. I I'll say this for other chat. That Denny's age you, fam. Uh um, I don't think that's what's aging him. It's it's it rhymes with what I just said, though. Uh but that's not what's aging him. You hear me? That's not what's aging him.

SPEAKER_13

Okay, all right, man.

SPEAKER_11

Um but I just leave it at that. That's not what's aging him.

SPEAKER_02

What else y'all got for effing up, man?

SPEAKER_11

It's that blood fighting. Anyway, um, what else we got for effing up? Let's see.

SPEAKER_02

Uh something that Mr. J N Ivy, oh. Yep. Oh no.

SPEAKER_11

Man, okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_11

No, go ahead. No, no, no. Cause yeah. I was thinking about that dude too today, bro.

SPEAKER_02

So now uh yeah, go ahead and fill it in.

SPEAKER_11

Oh no, no, no, no. No, I'll tell you the story. I ain't got nothing to fill in. I got my thoughts on it.

SPEAKER_02

So alright, he's young player, right? He came from the Pistons.

SPEAKER_10

As Austin when Austin quotes him, picture some guy with white stuff in the corners of their mouth. Oh, I'm not I'm not quoting anything. He said, Oh, God.

SPEAKER_11

He said that picture some white. Oh, yeah, that you know what? Didn't someone say that's a telltale sign win a nigga crazy? Like if you just let them when you just let that shit build up while you talking, and that's like don't trust like yeah, like if you ranting and raving and that stuff, and you yeah, especially if you record yourself. If you're talking into a a phone and can see yourself and watching it form and that anyway, go ahead, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02

We got so yeah, I'll try to keep keep it keep it a little short. Um, your player for the Pistons got traded to the Bulls, right? Young player, and the Bulls cut him. You don't cut a young prospect in a rebuild when he's cheap. So, my man had a uh Instagram live and had a rant, right? Mostly about anti-LBGTQ stuff. Um, he criticized NBA's Pride Month, talking about it's uh celebrating unrighteousness. He talked about Steph Curry, LeBron James, and Michael Jordan, and saying that they don't know Jesus Christ. And he claimed Jesus healed my knee and the Bulls won't play him. So uh yeah. Um he's also almost committed suicide multiple times after breaking his leg in January. Said he had oxycotton pills in his in his hand, and uh wife took it away from him at one point. So uh, yeah. And he's uh his uh wife called him a psycho. He was a number five overall pick in 2022. So y'all can listen to the uh rant if y'all want to on Instagram or YouTube, but we're not playing that shit on here, you know. Is he uh showing truth to the psycho accusation?

SPEAKER_11

So I think is after watching enough and hearing enough, something's obviously wrong with him. And I'm starting to so I can't I'm not gonna pal on him because it's obviously something wrong with him, like mentally, right? So I'm like, I can't pal on the man because it'd be different if he's just some ignorant guy with his opinions, but I think something is legit, like wrong with him. He's been through he's also been through some things, but he's still fucking up. But he needs he needs help, he needs help, uh just from the way he's talking. And then I heard stuff about his past about you know things that happened in his childhood, and then um just just cra just crazy other stuff, but yes, and depression and all this other stuff, but yeah, he just something's wrong with him. So I can't I can't be too and since I know that I can't be too mean to him, but he's he's sounded crazy. And sadly, those views do come some from somewhere. But oh, who's that comedian? Guys, it is it Manny's Mania, the dude I who who who I the Baltimore dude with the uh twist who went crazy for like a week. Y'all remember I was sending y'all post um because he was like talking about he was how you know his father was gonna come and and uh he was trying to stay in hotels for free and all this stuff, and then he got help. But it's it gives me those vibes. Like, I think it's just he's also a millionaire, so he he can probably he ain't he don't need for nothing.

SPEAKER_10

I was saying it's some of the same.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, yeah, it was definitely those vibes, but uh yeah, Jaden. Um that's another thing. It's like, yo, NBA man, get your man some help. It's obviously something going on. Reach out to him because now everybody's just gonna be mad and patting on him. Like, uh, I will say Joy Taylor, she she made a little post and she said, Yo, he obviously needs some kind of help, but I'm gonna use this to go in on the captain Christians around the world who were ready to agree with somebody's one singular point, regardless of all the other issues that they're going through. And she was talking about the the Christians are popping out saying he's right, don't shun him for his beliefs, don't do this because of da da da da. And oh, he shouldn't be kicked off a team just because he doesn't agree with da da da da da da. And it's like, yeah, but as a whole, he's obviously had issues, he's had team issues, he's had injury issues. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg, but he doesn't, yeah, the the team is right in doing what they're doing. Also, when you have it's a Business now. At this point, you work for business. Everybody thinks freedom of speech means you get freedom of consequences. But it's not because you're still working for an organization. And it's not like you're just expressing your views, you're expressing your views against the organization that you work for. So I'm sure somewhere in one of them contracts, you can't do that.

SPEAKER_02

You said he was fifth round pick? No, number five overall. Oh shit. So was he like dope shit then on the court? We would say? Or and uh coming out of college, yes. But of course, um if if you're familiar with Cade Cunningham, right? The star for the Peasants, he was supposed to be the number two to him. Gotcha. So yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, but but he hasn't produced on the court, which is uh someone pointed out. Yeah, no, someone pointed out because there's a clip of Ant, Anthony Edwards. I guess he was like he was recording. I don't know if he's on live or just recording. Well he might have to be on live because somebody had it. And I guess he was going past a pride parade or something. He's like, Man, look at him, guy, look at him in the streets. Like he was real, he sounded real disgusted. And then ain't nobody look, ain't nobody say nothing to Anthony Edwards because he's one of the potential faces of the league.

SPEAKER_10

So yeah, man.

SPEAKER_11

It's one of those it's just one of those things, man. If you produce, I mean, you get you get you get um special treatment. I never understood why people didn't understand that, like it's a new thing. I mean, since school, that's been a thing.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, you're good in sport, you got special treatment. If you were really good in the class, like you had all A's and the teacher knew it, you got special treatment. So I don't I don't understand why people don't understand that's a thing. Not to say it's right or wrong.

SPEAKER_02

People people understand it when they're on the benefiting side of it.

SPEAKER_11

Receiving, yeah, the receiving side.

SPEAKER_02

That's it. Because I I I can't stand man. How come this doesn't work? Because you're not that good to do that, yeah. And okay, you know what? I said this shit before. Hey, yo, some people like, yo, you you not that cute to be talking like that, yo. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_11

I mean, but thing is, I'm also I'm not a hypocrite about it. I've received that kind of treatment and I've seen people receive it, I can't be mad. I mean, uh sometimes it's not right.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, it's not.

SPEAKER_11

I'm not gonna sit and be like, nah, you know, da da da. It's like it's just the way that's what happens.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, what is it? That's almost like um I would I I would treat you fair, I'm not gonna treat you equal.

SPEAKER_11

Damn, what is it?

SPEAKER_02

No, because I mean it's hey, it's like alright. Like you'll like depending on what you bring is how much tolerance that you'll get.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah. Oh, I got you. Okay. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02

It's like, yeah, like Antonio Brown. Man, he was good. He was a song. Right.

SPEAKER_12

So I guess that brings us to uh the segment we've been waiting for all night, fellas.

SPEAKER_11

Okay, you saying it real crazy, but uh I'm not saying it crazy, man.

SPEAKER_12

You know, I'm just saying, man. You know, here we and here we Oh wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_11

One last thing. Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna yo, I'm gonna I wanna hear Austin rant. Yo, Austin, man. If you took your lady to a concert.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I saw that shit, bruh.

SPEAKER_11

And Chris Brown, hey, hey, hey, let me finish, bruh. He's already angry. He already angry. And Chris Brown took your lady on stage and kissed in the mouth, man. Never mind, I won't make you say no no no. How would you feel about that, man? How would I feel? How would you feel about that?

SPEAKER_02

I've been looking up flights to go to Italy at as we talk. I'll be like, Oh, that actually happened.

SPEAKER_11

Wait, what? Wait, wait, the who? No, no, not to I mean, no, no, not to you, Austin. He said, Austin's like, who you think? Austin, yo, Austin got real irrational just now. No, talking about you now. Uh yes, wait, you ain't see that clip?

SPEAKER_02

No, I saw it, but I was just like, I guess I didn't read a caption. Wait, wait, wait, so hold on.

SPEAKER_11

Wait, what'd you see? So you saw the clip, where you saw the clip of Chris Brown kissing the chick on stage.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, and I just kept scrolling. I didn't I didn't even read into it. Yeah, okay. Oh no, that was she was married.

SPEAKER_11

She was married, yeah. Oh allegedly uh shaking his head. Like you think that shit was staged?

SPEAKER_02

Now I'm confused because I felt like that was an old clip. Oh no, I got to fact check that, man. Fact check that. Fact check. We'll fact check that. All right, man. Let's get to it. Regardless, man. Yeah, I'll be like, damn, I'm about to be nearly tomorrow. Cool news is back. And first off, this week has been busy with cool news. Man, I'll say this. We're gonna start off with my boy, man. Our very own man. Mr. Burnett, go ahead, step on down, man.

SPEAKER_11

Fuck you, man.

SPEAKER_02

Fuck you. Talk to the people, man.

SPEAKER_11

Talk to the It's not funny.

SPEAKER_02

Talk to the people, man.

SPEAKER_13

What's going on?

SPEAKER_02

What's going on? What's going on, cuz?

SPEAKER_11

Actually, okay. This is we'll have to go back to random.

SPEAKER_02

Do I need to play the clip? What you said?

SPEAKER_11

Play the clip of what Nick Cannon said.

SPEAKER_02

I gotta load it up right here. All right, we're gonna listen to the clip, y'all. Uh this man just cruising around downtown.

SPEAKER_05

Uh part of the Republican Party.

SPEAKER_02

Hold on, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop. Hold up. He's cruising around with Amber Rose, right? Yeah, Amber Rose. Okay, true. Okay. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_08

Democrat, former liberal. I was a liberal Democrat of my whole life.

SPEAKER_05

Is that because the baggers got so intense and so heavy that they hold another you up there with the the elite?

SPEAKER_08

Not even close, not even close. Democrats don't care about black people. They don't care about black people. They don't care about people. The Republicans do misconception.

SPEAKER_05

People don't know the Democrats in the party of the K. People don't say. Uh I mean, most of you and I have some conservative views. Uh, you just a little bit more outspoken about it than I am. And I honestly I don't subscribe to neither party. I I rock with WEV the voice when he said that it's no such thing as two parties, it's just one evil party with two different names. What?

SPEAKER_11

I didn't even hear about it. Is that more to it? Let me get arrested with this.

SPEAKER_13

Okay, I'll I'll I'll play I'll play the rest for you. I'll play the rest for you. Let me see if you're gonna be.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I mean, look, I listen. I'm not married to any party.

SPEAKER_05

Right.

SPEAKER_08

Um, I voted for Donald Trump because he we had two options, and he was definitely by far the better options for us. Um and as of now, I agree with a lot of things that he's doing. I don't agree. I'm saying I don't agree.

SPEAKER_05

I think like the glove of a little charging uh eating like the glove, he's charging a um five million dollar service need to get into the country.

SPEAKER_08

Listen, guess what?

SPEAKER_02

Okay, so man. That needs to be a good thing.

SPEAKER_11

Who's that? Mm-hmm. All right, I hey, don't forget I'm gonna see you Friday. That's all I'll see you Friday. What are you saying though? I'll respectfully let you leave your daughter in the car.

SPEAKER_02

I will they can't say I foot with Trump.

SPEAKER_13

Come on, okay.

SPEAKER_11

Like so, yeah, okay. One, I didn't obviously this gotta be an old clip. Regardless, regardless, it's still bullshit, but it's gotta be old because that nigga's still talking about he's talking about the Gulf of America, which was a topic like the beginning of the term, and then it's then the whole thing charging people get in the country. So this is obviously an old clip for one, but we're not even gonna discuss that because he's still I know I'm talking about it.

SPEAKER_10

Why is why is that why is that a good thing? I don't know. Why do we care? Why he he just why do we care the name of the fucking Gulf America?

SPEAKER_11

That's still stupid, yeah. He he just talking, but why is why is charging people to come into the country? I don't know, man. I don't even know where to start.

SPEAKER_10

How do you not recognize it as a scam? First of all, because the government's not gonna get that money.

SPEAKER_11

Right. I don't know. I just he just out he just he does it's when that's one of those times you gotta remember celebrities and athletes, God bless them. There are some who are informed and do do the research and do actually go out of their way to study this stuff on a level that's as high as we'll say on an academic and scholastic level. There are athletes out there and entertainers who take the time and really dedicate, but that's unfortunately a very small percentage, and usually those aren't the loud ones. It does the one take a lot, though. It doesn't, it doesn't, but the fact no what's what's sad? He knew enough or had enough. I don't know. He probably, you know what, he probably got off a form.

SPEAKER_10

He didn't know enough to get off a form. A lot of niggas who think they're enlightened say that. Exactly.

SPEAKER_11

But that's like politics. Go ahead, my bad, go ahead.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, but but it's like they read the first paragraph. Thank you. Boom, that's it. I'm done.

SPEAKER_11

Thank you. I'm done. That's like social, that's history 101. That's like middle school.

SPEAKER_02

Nick Cannon like uh walked out of the room for a bathroom break, they didn't hear the rest.

SPEAKER_10

He didn't come back to class the rest of the semester after that.

SPEAKER_11

He didn't, because I was like, because I mean nigga, Abraham that Abraham Lincoln was Republican. Whoopd he do, nigga.

SPEAKER_10

What what it's not even about all right, so there are parties, right? Parties are not political ideology, those are the houses that you're in. Yes, it's how they organize themselves for the sake of the government.

SPEAKER_02

So he thinks the Republicans back then is the GOP of today, right?

SPEAKER_11

He doesn't understand because he didn't he did that one little bit of research, which is by research, he probably read a blog, listened to a Joe Rogan podcast, some BS that's uninformative, and that's all they were spewing. Because if you go past that, like like Laura was saying, you got your houses, you got a Democratic House, Republican House. That's just the houses, the people is what you're concerned about, the people that's living in them.

SPEAKER_10

So the people that were in the Republican House back in 1886 or whatever, not the same ones that's in the house now, because ideological not even in the 1940s, right now, exactly.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, I oh yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_10

Because uh what civil rights up until civil rights rights southern strategy is what it's called if you want to look into it. Yeah, it took place in the 1960s.

SPEAKER_11

That's when that's when the Republican shift started. Because was it Lyndon? Was it who was the uh Lyndon B.

SPEAKER_02

Johnson?

SPEAKER_11

There we go. Lyndon B. Johnson broke from the party and was like, yo, let's give them civil rights, let's give these niggas rights, is what you say it with the hard R though. And so then rights. So then the Republicans at the time was like, well, no, no, I'm sorry, the Democrats at the time, because Lyndon B. Johnson was a Democrat, right?

SPEAKER_10

So what? Because that's when it shifts.

SPEAKER_11

Linda B. Johnson was a Democrat or a Republican.

SPEAKER_10

It sounded like he was he hadn't been a Democrat. Democrat, that's what I think they were.

SPEAKER_11

That's right, because that was the party of the was it? I can't remember. Because that's what started the ship. Either way, I'm sorry, y'all. But basically, he was a Democrat. That's what I thought. So they were like, the Democrats at the time like, oh nah, because we ain't on that, because that that's where the more racist, more progress, conservative, more keep things how they are type niggas were. So then they were like, nah. So then they started migrating away to the Republican Party. Folks started migrating towards that, and boom, bang, shebang. It was like, yeah, I can't give them. It's called a was it a political realignment? Is that the term for it?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, you can say political realignment. Um anyway, the the game plan was called the Southern Tragedy because they weren't winning in the South. And they thought that was a way to win.

SPEAKER_02

So he also said uh winning in the South. He been he been trying to tell y'all that the Democrat Party is racist as hell because they're the party of the KKK.

SPEAKER_11

Exactly. That's because he like I that's when you know he's so disconnected with what's going on right now because that's not even the case. Like, that's not even the case.

SPEAKER_10

Expect a lot from a nigga.

SPEAKER_11

Come on.

SPEAKER_10

That showed up in a store turban.

SPEAKER_11

He showed up in a store-bot. It was store bothered.

SPEAKER_10

He never learned how to store bothering proper turbine. He never learned to properly tie a turban. He just bought one that he would put it on. That was already tied.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, Party City turban, man.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, he was looking like Haji from Johnny.

SPEAKER_11

Yo, are we allowed to say that, man?

SPEAKER_07

Can we cut me a Haji was a prince, right?

SPEAKER_11

I think he was. Yes, a slave. No, no, no, I'm saying he was a prince first, like in his country. Wasn't that nigga a prince? And then he started working for them like a butler. He did not work well. I wasn't paid for him, but but um anyway, we all talked about some Haji. Was Haji a prince? I think he was though. He wasn't, and then they just took him from his country.

SPEAKER_02

He was the XR prince. They revealed that in season two.

SPEAKER_11

Damn, season two, they revealed it early and still made them and still let that nigga be their servant. That's crazy. Like, that's some that's some season five. That's some season fanatic, like Haji, you're a prince. This is your land, and that's how the series ends. They found out in season two and said, I alright, all right.

SPEAKER_02

So okay, that's so that was the cartoon version because the original 64 one, Haji was introduced as a streetwise 11-year-old orphan. Uh, and he was not a prince in the original series, instead, he became the adopted son of Dr. Benton Quest and Johnny's adopted brother.

SPEAKER_11

Damn, but they still had him serving though?

SPEAKER_02

Hold on, wait, so they stole him. So wait, in the so in the 1996, Redcon his origin, revealing that he was actually an ex-ile prince and the rightful heir to uh his father who once ruled. So, yeah, he was royalty. That we the one that we saw. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_11

And they're like, nah, nah, don't tell him. But I bet they figure out how to get his money. Anyway, they're probably gonna do all anyway. Back to back to Nicholas. Um freedom over there.

SPEAKER_10

Uh Johnny Quest's daddy knew that all along. That's why he got him.

SPEAKER_11

Ooh, to disrupt the royal old trying to get that all. He took he was overthrowing the country. That man is overthrowing the country. Because wasn't Johnny Quest's dad like a millionaire scientist on some on some Tony Stark shit? Yeah, he's a dark start. Hey, bro. That man was trying to overthrow a pirate.

SPEAKER_10

We'll write you a dark Johnny Quest movie, bro. Let's go for the low.

SPEAKER_11

Let's go. The Johnny Quest, the true story, or some shit like that. But no, um we were talking about this though before the plot.

SPEAKER_10

Why is Nick Cannon even he's the most it's like he's he's the most famous, talentless nigga ever? This nigga does so much, and we don't know none of the shit he does. He raps. I thought about this because somebody played a rap. He raped recently. Recently, oh never mind. I was like, what the f he what is he rapping about? He raps he was trying to sound political in the rap. Nope. He knows he loosely acts. Why didn't he have a TV show?

SPEAKER_11

He loosely acts. What TV show do you have?

SPEAKER_10

Walling out, dude.

SPEAKER_02

And he does the uh was it America? No, they keep him off of that.

SPEAKER_11

They keep him off of that because he has the crazy stuff.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, no. But he was also on the singing one, right?

SPEAKER_11

The one where they dress up as a mass singer. Oh, yeah, mass singer. Yeah, yeah. Oh no, maybe maybe that's why he went to host. Oh, you know what? It is on Fox. I I I believe they'll take him. I think he is the mass singer now, but it is Nick Cannon.

SPEAKER_02

Yep, Nick Cannon. Yeah, he just is from 2019 to now.

SPEAKER_11

Okay, because they kicked him off America's got talent because uh I think because his Jewish statements ABC said, nah, we don't want none of that.

SPEAKER_02

That's when that's when he and that look, and that's when he bought the store bought uh headpieces, his turban. Yo, this is mad random. Uh, but speaking about his rapping, so you know Graham Snow does like her podcast with her wife, right? Uh-huh. She was on her podcast reading lyrics to her own song, and she was like, What the fuck is this? This is stupid. Like, who wrote this shit? And they were like, That's your song. And she was like, huh, bro. I actually went back and looked at the song and was like, Ray wasn't gonna delete that shit from her memory, bro. That's how bad it was.

SPEAKER_09

Damn.

SPEAKER_02

And if you're curious what the name of that song is, it's the double Dutch Bus. The Double Dutch Bus? She made a song, she made a song called The Double Dutch Bus. And if you're thinking about it, yes, it's the same name as the Double Dutch song that Missy Elliott sampled. So scare my kisser. That song, right? The double Dutch bus sounds like but her song was nothing like that.

SPEAKER_11

That shit sounds like something you do to a toilet.

SPEAKER_02

It was like, I got my socks on, but literally, one one of the bars was I put my sock on, there's a hole in it. And I'm like, Yeah, you wrote that shit. You wrote that shit, Raven. And Raven said, Don't act like you didn't break that bullshit. And pop sunk it. But uh, yeah, going back to Nick Cannon. Why is he what is it? What is his talent? Like his talent is just charming, it's just charming.

SPEAKER_11

The money my first memory of Nick Cannon is him in a dress. In a dress. Wait, what? With nails some Nickelodeon awards show or something.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. Oh, he's on all that.

SPEAKER_11

But he didn't play that character on all that, did he?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he did the dress with uh Keenan. What? Yeah. Keenan? All of them, yeah. They all put them. They basically the network put them black boys in dresses. Yes. I'm telling you, yes. Nickelodeon. Look it up. You don't want to do it.

SPEAKER_11

No, Nickelodeon, no, don't look it up.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, Nickelodeon, whoo, put a dress on. You black, they put a dress in you.

SPEAKER_11

Damn. But yeah, that's how I knew him. I don't even I remember him being addressed more than I remember Keenan being in a dress. That's crazy. Keenan been around a minute, man.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I'm not gonna play the audio, but just like yes. Niggas was in bro, niggas was in dresses, nails, wigs. Well yeah, he was in a dress. Full makeup too. Damn. Damn. Did they have to do full makeup?

SPEAKER_11

I guess so, man. Yes. Wow.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I remember that. Like of all the things he did, like back in the day for Skits, that was like what stood out to me about him. And he disappeared. And you know, Kale and Keenan did their spinoff Good Burger into a movie, and then they got their show, too, which was like I don't even understand how Kale Mitchell is not doing anything right now, but yeah, it is what it is. Nah, I'm I know why. Why? Man, he got like women issues, man. Oh, he did then? Oh, yeah, yeah. Like everything he does is like is is simping.

SPEAKER_11

Everything that's why remember a couple years back, he had them simp videos where he's like where he's like just giving money and yeah, like wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_13

What's that gotta do with your career?

SPEAKER_02

Okay, if you are addicted to simping, you're gonna blow off stuff that would benefit you for simping so you can have a chance.

SPEAKER_11

That's simping.

SPEAKER_02

That's simping.

SPEAKER_11

Also, let's be honest. What see, let's just sit back and really evaluate what was his talent?

SPEAKER_03

Kale was funny.

SPEAKER_11

Was he like over the top?

SPEAKER_02

If you give if you give Kale a good script, he'll give you good material.

SPEAKER_11

If you give him a solid script, he'll give you good material. Basically, if if if Marlin can get all these chances, Kale's deserve the same thing. That's how I feel. Yeah, that's how I feel. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Well, let me ask you this who was funnier, Kale or Keenan?

SPEAKER_11

Keenan Keenan. Keenan. Keenan's always been funny to me. He's always had more range than me. That man look that man's look. Uh we'll start watching Keenan after uh after Good Burger ended. He said, I ain't trying to watch Fat Albert. But nah, Kenan's friend.

SPEAKER_02

Uh what disturb me? I'm I'm gonna move on. As a as a kid, as a kid, I was just so disturbed with this one skit they kept doing, and it was the chocolate skit. When Keenan was like in their kitchen making shit with chocolate, it was just oh yeah. It it always ended with them putting chocolate on them, and I'm just kind of like, why y'all keep putting chocolate on the kids, bro? And now you know and fast forward, yeah, yeah. You know what? Makes fucking sense now. Yeah, that network is wow. Like, yo, that that that documentary could ruin your childhood if you watch it. I don't even know the name of it, but yeah, I don't even know the name of it, but yeah, that document.

SPEAKER_11

And also when you think about the fact that Nickelodeon round no more.

SPEAKER_02

Nickelodeon, no, what Nickelodeon is definitely still what the studio, but it's not uh it's not basically as big as it was. It's not like its own channel anymore. You're right, it's basically living within Paramount basement of Paramount.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, I mean they still pump out the Ninja Turtles. Honestly, reruns, no, no, Ninja Turtles and SpongeBob.

SPEAKER_10

They can they be kind of good, bro. Yeah, Ninja Turtles good.

SPEAKER_11

What is Tilly Green? Is that on Nickelodeon?

SPEAKER_02

What are you about to say, Austin?

SPEAKER_11

Alright.

SPEAKER_02

Uh this isn't true, right?

SPEAKER_11

Uh oh. Tilly Green. DC Green, yo. Awesome shot.

SPEAKER_02

What's it like the logo of Nickelodeon? Is that Epstein Island? I'm not nice.

SPEAKER_11

God damn it. Jesus Christ. Okay. Hey, hey, this is about to say I was about to say this book. God damn it. Shit. You don't reason I was in the conspiracy nigga that makes you not believe other conspiracy.

SPEAKER_02

Huh? Post that shit in Reddit, and that shit was gonna spread like fucking wildfire. Yeah, you're right. Wildfire.

SPEAKER_11

Watch. Watch. Well, no, so so it's funny. I thought you were gonna say something else. I thought you were gonna say something else because the Nephilodian logo for the longest was a foot.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it was a foot.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, it was a foot for the longest, which is crazy because a lot of them weird niggas in the documentary turned out they had like foot fetishes for the damn kids. So it just damn, the older you get. Like it's just I just like they had foot they had weirdos running this network to the point where they had the logo represent their weirdness.

SPEAKER_13

This is cool.

SPEAKER_11

We didn't even know, huh?

SPEAKER_13

This is cool news, man.

SPEAKER_02

We're gonna get back to the kuna.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, cooning, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

We we are we we don't jump on the island, man. Pause. All right, um all right, all right.

SPEAKER_11

That's Austin on that island.

SPEAKER_02

Nope.

SPEAKER_13

Damn conspiracies, man.

SPEAKER_11

That nigga said that random splat look like a look like hey, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_02

First off, why would a nigga know the island shaped this? I don't know, but I'm just saying I saw that somewhere. I was like, huh. I wonder is it because it's a lot of worst stuff in Nickelodeon. Niggas looked at the map too long, huh?

SPEAKER_11

Like, damn, hold on. I'm looking up Nickelodeon. Wait, you talking about the splat? The splat, yeah, the splat.

SPEAKER_02

The splat the orange, the orange, the orange splat.

SPEAKER_12

Come on, man. Why you look this shit up, bro? Why are you entertaining this shit, man?

SPEAKER_11

Like, I don't even know where you can get an island off of that. This nigga awesome's like he's like, I'll just say I don't watch TV.

SPEAKER_10

It was on that that Shazam tape he had. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_13

Back to Koon News. Oh, we have a follow-up canon.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so bad. Man, he was on the movie. I kept seeing this. I I kept seeing this and I was like, man, she'd be alright.

SPEAKER_12

Oh shit, what happened? And then I'm like, damn, what happened?

SPEAKER_02

Because I just kept seeing stuff about her. Someone posted I just tried to buy tickets to the TLC concert. Unfortunately, it didn't go through because all the buttons were so close together my thumb accidentally hit the cancel button. And I said, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What what what did what did someone from what did Chili do man? So I did my research, yo. I did my research on what was going on. Why why is Chili in the news, man? What did Chili do? And here's the breakdown. So didn't even know this. Uh her real name is Rosinata Thomas.

SPEAKER_04

Oh Rosanda Thomas, right?

SPEAKER_11

That's what she said the first time. Austin heard you wrong. Go ahead. Chili. Chili, what happened with Chili, nigga?

SPEAKER_02

So apparently she did make donations to the Republican back in 2024 election cycle. And she made a couple, she made a total donation to Donald Trump campaign during that time. And she released a statement back then saying she did not read the fine print and believe her money was going to causes she supports, such as veterans and anti-human trafficking efforts. I am not MAGA.

SPEAKER_10

Either she wants us to believe she is supremely stupid.

SPEAKER_11

Or that we are yeah.

SPEAKER_10

I guess it was Trump. What I accidentally liked this, I accidentally retweeted this thing about the Obamas. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Well, you know, I think so it is because she accidentally she accidentally retweeted something about the Obama. Doing a whole bunch of accidents, Michelle Obama.

SPEAKER_11

That Michelle, she actually tweeted that Michelle was a man.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so she retweeted the a post that was commented that falsely claimed that yeah, Michelle Obama was a registered registered vote as a man in 1994. And Chili's response to this was she characterized the repo, the repost as a mistake or a slip of the thumb while scrolling, citing a lack of technical saddness. She emphasized her utmost respect and admiration for both Barack and Michelle Obama. It was accident. Lawrence, her thumb slipped in reposts. Your thumb slipped that donation, too.

SPEAKER_11

I mean it's it slipped for all them other instances where people went back because it's electrical, is a the uh what uh uh receipts.

SPEAKER_02

So someone did resurface past comments where 2017 interview, she was quoted saying all lives matter in response to the Black Lives Matter movement.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, yeah, that was a video. You said that was an interview. That interview. She's like, Yeah, I believe all lives matter, and and then all the posts, it's a digital receipt. You have a footprint, a digital footprint, and it's all there, man. All the likes, all the posts she's liked, everything.

SPEAKER_02

Like so, we do have a uh audio clip of T Boz on the radio confirming that one of her, and this is silly because I'm pretty sure at the time it was just the two of them when she said this. Straight up, period. You're really gonna win.

SPEAKER_07

This is an old hip hop. He's gonna win. My group member voted for him.

SPEAKER_02

Well, here's my thing is an old hip hop. I've been telling you, mm-hmm. She's 200 buttons. My group member voted for him. I wonder who that would be.

SPEAKER_12

Because there's only one living group member that would have been able to vote.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_02

So once again, y'all, Lawrence, you gotta give her a chance because she's here to set the record straight, guys. Okay. I don't understand.

SPEAKER_10

No. Everyone hear about what happened with uh what was her name again?

SPEAKER_13

Chili.

SPEAKER_11

All right, Chili. Rosanda.

SPEAKER_01

Hey guys, um, I wanted to come on here to address a few things that's circulating on the internet that's very concerning to me. Uh, let me say this first. I have the utmost respect and admiration for Michelle Obama, and I would never say or do anything that is disrespectful to her or to any woman. I would never do that. And I had no clue that this repost had happened until I started getting phone calls and text messages from everybody, and I immediately went to my page to see what was going on. Now, mind you, I'm not very computer savvy, so I'm looking for this repost button, and I see that all of them, all of these buttons are very, very close to each other. And clearly I was scrolling and my thumb hit the repost button. Again, I had no clue that something like this happened until I got all the calls. But of course, I took that down, and you know, I would never post anything like that. I would never do something like that. That is not my character. Um, I have supported the Obamas. I gave uh to the campaign both runs, voted twice for him, and supported the organization that Michelle had in the schools for exercise for the kids.

SPEAKER_02

Um, I would never she's begging y'all, man.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, Chili's seven cents.

SPEAKER_02

She's begging, she is begging y'all, man. Let me please hit the card, y'all. Please let me stay at the cookout.

SPEAKER_11

Nah, daddy tried to trade her for channel Tatum. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01

Do anything that's harmful or hateful to anybody. You know, I'm just not wired like that. That is that's just not who I am. And when it comes to organizations that I have donated to, um, these are the things that support the veterans. You know, I have always supported them, not just now, but for years, this is not something new. So I just wanted to let you guys know, you know, this from me, you know, that I would never do anything so disrespectful, and I would just never, I'm just not about hate or anything like that. You know, if you look look on my page and see my post, it's all about love, faith, and connection. That's what I'm all about, you know, and I've always been that way, and I will continue to be just that way.

SPEAKER_12

Cappuccino.

SPEAKER_10

It was all a mistake, man. I wish I could find a post. I was telling Jeremy uh when he was out in the country that I saw some posts, it was talking about how people think because they're nice that they're not doing evil to other people. Like she could think she's doing she's a nice person, but if you're voting for Trump, you're voting for harming other people. Yeah, even by proxy, right? Yeah, you're not really a nice person, but you think because you tell people good morning, and you say all this lovely stuff, and you have this calm demeanor that you're a good person, you're not. And I wonder if that's some of that. Because then she still got like caught liking a bunch of Trump stuff, right? Right, tense, yes.

SPEAKER_12

So I was like, maybe she liked his dance moves, man.

SPEAKER_11

And then she voted for him.

SPEAKER_02

So uh, surprise, surprise, Uncle Luke has something to say about the two of them for both Nick Cannon and Chili.

SPEAKER_11

Uh-oh. What's he gotta say?

SPEAKER_02

Uh he running for what's go ahead.

SPEAKER_10

He ran it for office, like Congress, I think.

SPEAKER_02

That's what we need, yo. Two line crew in the office, yo. This man said he started off saying, let the adult in the room speak to Nick Cannon and Chili. I say this with love, but also with truth. What y'all are saying right now, in my opinion, is dead wrong. Now, let me be clear. I'm the one who fought all the way to the Supreme Court for free speech. Sorry, spit your way. Your right to say whatever you want, that's a fact. But this hits different. Because the same black people you are turning your backs on, the same black woman you're dismissing, those are the same people who built you. They buy your tickets, they watch your shows, they support your careers. Did y'all support Nick Hang's career? Yeah, I mean, like, we tried. It's just I did I did go see Drumline.

SPEAKER_11

Hold on, Tom out. In that case, in that case, Nick deserves his opinion. Because I don't support I saw Drumline. Did I see I ain't seen in theaters? I actually saw Drumline theaters. I ain't never seen shit if Nick Cannon is in theaters. You're a good one. I ain't never seen nothing. I've never seen actually, is that the only one?

SPEAKER_02

But but but it was relevant for us to see Drumline because we were in oh, never mind. The band thing. Okay. Well, yeah, yeah. So I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_11

I'm not knocking you, I'm just saying I ain't never seen it.

SPEAKER_02

And now you're a line with a man, Donald Trump, who has openly disrespected black women, including Michelle Obama and countless other accomplished black women. Let's talk facts. Our people depend on the Department of Education. Our people depend on HUD. Our people depend on opportunity not having their achievements dismissed as DEI. This same man has tried to erase black history, limited what our children can learn, praise and pardon officers involved in killing unarmed black men. So don't act like this is just politics. This is personal. Nick, you were right about one thing. Yes, a Republican president signed the law freeing enslaved Africans, that's history. But you left out everything that happened after that. You left out where today's MAGA movement stands. You left out who has consistently fought for civil rights, voting rights, and opportunity. If it was left up to them right now, they'd take us backwards, not forward. And let's be real, if they truly care about black people, about foundational black American descents of slaves, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. We'd be talking about reparations. So I'm not coming at y'all with hate, I'm coming at you with responsibility because influence comes with accountability. And right now, y'all on the wrong side of this one. And people keep saying, Well no, and people keep asking me why am I running for Congress? This is exactly why. To stand up, to speak out, to fight for our people when others won't.

SPEAKER_10

Look at that.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_10

You know, I actually expected Luke to be on their side. No, maybe not on their side, but I expected him to be a con a conservative for some reason.

SPEAKER_11

You know what? No, no, that tracks because it's always a surprise. Because as of late, law, it's been like niggas who was hardcore out there, like in the streets, but they and like coming out being like conservatives. Like, are you trying to atone for all the crazy shit you used to do? But um, because who is it? Like Afro Man, the fact that he's a damn Trump supporter is like, really? That's just weird. So yeah, I was halfway expecting that too. And he and isn't Luke in Florida, he's running for Congress, uh Congressional seat in Florida, isn't he? The Florida's 20th Congressional District in the 2020, yeah. So the fact, yeah, I was worried too. I was like, damn, Luke. And he's an older dude, so and that seems to be what's been happening. Niggas get older and like they forgot everything they did.

SPEAKER_02

Man, niggas done cropped. Uh they don't photoshop, chili out the damn TLC photo uh poster. What about your friends?

SPEAKER_11

Damn, come on, man.

SPEAKER_02

Nothing to see here. Pebbles still giving y'all asses rap forest. Aw, damn. Fuck ain't too proud to beg. Y'all better start begging. Damn. Damn.

SPEAKER_11

Wait, who's Pebbles? What's that? I missed that reference. Whoa, you don't know about Pebbles? Uh is that from uh a house party?

SPEAKER_02

No, so when TLC first got signed to a record label, they were managed by Pebbles. Oh, that's Pebbles didn't pay them. She got them like those budget ass SUVs, and they thought they was doing something.

SPEAKER_11

I remember, yeah. I forgot her name.

SPEAKER_02

I forgot Pebbles took their damn money.

SPEAKER_11

Let's go down Nick Cannon's uh filmography real quick. Come on, man. Let's see. Any of y'all see Misfits Misfits in 2021? What's that? Some some movie. He's probably just a cameo. He was in Soft She-Ball. She at She-Ball, like basketball, she ball. It's an inner city basketball movie. Uh Berserk. Oh, he looks crazy. Yo, Google the what the fuck? Why did they use this picture? Google Berserk, Nick Cannon. That poster looks crazy. Yeah, make sure you say Nick Cannon or the or the comic will come up. That looks crazy. Or Nick Cannon movies. Why did he oh yeah?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know what that is. He got a crazy he actually looks like uh Arona.

SPEAKER_11

Come on, man. That was in 2019. King of Dance Hall 2016. Chirac. Nobody saw that. School of Dance. No school dance.

SPEAKER_02

I watched Chirac. It was it was okay. It was a spike movie.

SPEAKER_11

I ain't gonna put you out there, but I know why you watch it. Celeste. All right. Anyway. Love don't cause a thing. Rhymes with cocaine, if you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_02

Anyway, um Love Don't Cause can't love don't cause a Love Don't Cause a Thing stands out for me. Drumline. No, don't just say the movies.

SPEAKER_11

I'm saying all these movies that nobody saw. Rags, Killing Room, Monster House, Bobby, Weapons, Gold To American Sun. Well, you just say in movies? He was in these movies? He was in these movies. Day of the Dead. Yeah, he was in our weapons with the kids.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He was in Day of the Dead.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, he was in Day of the Dead.

SPEAKER_02

I'm saying the Dawn of the Dead, my bad.

SPEAKER_11

You think the Dawn of the Dead? Nah, Day of the Dead was like a trashy sequel where he played a soldier. He wasn't even a main character. None of these movies, he's main character, by the way. Brear Ray Chase.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, what is he in Stop in the Yard?

SPEAKER_11

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_10

Where are you getting these movies from?

SPEAKER_02

Where?

SPEAKER_10

From his IMDB.

SPEAKER_02

So did y'all know with the cleans?

SPEAKER_11

No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, no, no. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait. Who's in Friday too, right? No.

SPEAKER_11

Did y'all know I wasn't being an asshole?

SPEAKER_02

This nigga was that nigga was a ninja turtles, though. He was a supporting actor for a barra movie.

SPEAKER_11

That's what's crazy. You're not even a main actor in a barab movie, bro. It's rollbound.

SPEAKER_10

He played like an uncle or something in there.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, he played the uncle in ATL. No, he played what? He played the uncle in ATL. In Rollbounds, he played the the Rink DJ. The roller rink DJ Roboun.

SPEAKER_02

Hey yo, hey yo, what in one of those strippers players club? Whatever of this weapons is, that's what they was talking about, Lawrence. Uh weapons that came out in 2007.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, okay. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you're talking about the uh yeah, the city.

SPEAKER_11

Because when you were asking, I thought I was like, why lost I'm so confused? Why can't you ask about weapons? Like, it's not it looked like a movie, but I forgot about the new one.

SPEAKER_02

He was in Men in Black too. I I guess he had a cameo.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, like no, he wouldn't have a cameo, he had a small part. A cameo is when you're a celebrity and people like and you're popular. That's a cameo.

SPEAKER_10

What's a what role in in Men in Black too? That's you need to. Didn't he play like an agent?

SPEAKER_11

Anyway, we fell down the rabbit hole. We just trying to slander this man's career, but uh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

They they just mentioned him, bro. They really just mentioned him for this. Yeah, um, I got a uh tough question for y'all, man. What that is oh man, he will walk off. Uh I'll wait for him to get back. Like he needs to hear this. Uh well, to no surprise, surprise, surprise, Flocca doubled down on his support.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, okay. I don't even want to hear about that nigga. That nigga's so like law, he's one of the examples where it's like like what? Walka Flocca, all people?

SPEAKER_10

Like, why are you supporting like what's crazy is he made a post saying what he supports. And all of it is like like what he like, oh, we should take care of veterans, we should take care of the homeless, and all this stuff. But then he supports Trump. That I don't understand how you resolved. How do you not see that? He's he's just locking homeless people up. He's not actually trying to help them.

SPEAKER_02

It's called beautification, Lawrence. That's what he did in DC.

SPEAKER_10

Clean the streets. He made housing the homeless with more steps and more tax dollars.

SPEAKER_11

Well, who was yes, yes, yes, yes. He said uh he said people felt safe walking to work in DC now.

SPEAKER_10

I was talking about how Waka Flocka told he said what he believes government should do, and then everything he said was the opposite of what Trump believes. So it's confusing why he supports Trump.

SPEAKER_02

Alright man, I got a tough question for y'all boys, man. Y'all ready? Y'all ready? Gotta answer it. Gotta answer it. Just putting it out there. Just gotta pick one. Gotta pick one. This is a pick one, right? Saw this and said, damn. I don't know, that's kind of tough. Who are you inviting back to the cookout in 2026?

SPEAKER_11

Back out of the cookout? Like there's somewhere to who got key.

SPEAKER_02

Hold up, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm I'm gonna stop y'all right there. Whitney, this is not about Kanye West, is it? Because if it is, we can get the fuck up out of here, nigga. Who are you inviting back?

SPEAKER_11

It's Yeah. Yeezy or Kanye. Those are the three options.

SPEAKER_02

First option, Stacey Dash.

SPEAKER_11

Okay. Damn, we're starting off terrible. We got a pick one?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Second option, Nicki Minaj.

SPEAKER_11

Don't you say the third. I already know. Who do you think the third is? Kanye. Fucking Candace Owen. Was it? I knew it.

SPEAKER_02

Third option is Kanye West. Damn. Kenya. And fourth is Candace Owens.

SPEAKER_10

Told you he just flipped it, so he won't be right. Yeah, he did. Because it's gonna be those three. Stacy Dash. Whoa. Whoa, yeah. Yeah. Wait, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Why Stacy? Because she got a mental problem? No, no, no. No. Here's the thing with Stacey for me.

SPEAKER_12

Have y'all seen Stacey for Sale?

SPEAKER_02

Alright, all right, all right. Go ahead. Go ahead. Come on. Like, no, no. Go ahead. Okay. I'll play, I'll play a clip for you guys. As uh Bill Burr would say, just a crazy person that's just gonna say shit, but it's not gonna fuck up the fun. She's just gonna say some random shit, like all right, yeah, man. You gotta say anyway.

SPEAKER_11

So you think Kanye gonna you think Kanye's gonna be able to cook out? He gonna you're right. Oh, okay. I gotta think of it. So you mean a metaphorical cookout, but this nigga thinking a real cookout, but okay. Yeah, real cookout, man. Wait, but I think he just meant back into the black community. But are we like are we gonna take this? Hold on, time. Are we gonna take this literal then? No, are we gonna take it literal? Because if we want to take it literal, I'll go literally you can take it literal. Okay, let's let's do I'll do both. Literally, I see what I was saying. Because Stacy Ash was like, There go that crazy motherfuckers. Stacy give her a plate and let her go. Kanye, you bring him to the he gonna be on the table making people listening. Yeah, just DJ.

SPEAKER_02

Candace just DJ.

SPEAKER_11

You know what? Candace. I no, uh uh no, hold on. Candace, who was the other one? Stacy that's Candace Nikki, Nikki Minaj. He's gonna be uh she's gonna be acting one, you're gonna see her and she's gonna act like she can't speak nobody. I'm so physically did she marry the pet fall? Yes, oh everybody knows that. Prolific. I'm saying, I mean um candice honestly some round of kids, exactly. Oh she you're right. So if it's a physical cookout, as and as we're used for Austin's computer brain, because he he heard the guy's thought it works both ways though. Oh well no, I got different ones for that. I would say Candace Owen because I seen her, and the most her ass is a coward around real black people, so she'll get to the cookout, she'll sit there quietly. No point, she'll sit quietly, she'll eat her food, she'll mingle, she'll try to halfway do the lecture slide and be the only black person doing it wrong, and then she'll go home and then she'll slanderous to her white husband. No offense. I mean, just I I pointed out because I wanted to, not knocking him, but so I invite her. I invite her to the cookout. Um, physical one. But as far as back to the black community, uh I think I don't know. I kind of want Kanye back, man. I think he's crazy. I think we can fix him. I kind of want Kanye back.

SPEAKER_02

I don't he dropped new answers, bro. He dropped he dropped the album Bully.

SPEAKER_11

I think I think if we should we can get if we can get Kanye on his meds, if we can get Kanye on his meds. He dropped the new single with Travis Scott. We make sure he's going to how hard it is to get people to take their meds. I know we just gotta be dedicated. I think he's worth it.

SPEAKER_02

So, okay, so you said Kanye West and Kanye Kanye to back into the black community.

SPEAKER_11

Okay, Candace just to the just to the cook app.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, Candace, okay. And who is your pick, Austin? Stacy Dash for both for both? Yeah, both. Whatever. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_11

That man set a rule and said whatever. Where about you, Lola? Stacy Dash for both. There you go. Oh, why y'all won't stay? Wait, let me ask Log because uh I'll say two.

SPEAKER_10

I'll say I'll say this though. One, I feel like Stacy Dash has tried to backtrack like two years ago. But nobody will let her, so she keeps getting mad. And someone is just scamming. Just scamming. She is. Nicki Minaj is a problem. Yeah, she's overrated. First of all, she's overrated. She's not a good rapper. And she's a terrible person, and she's married to a pedophile. She can't be around kids any fucking way.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know about one of those things you said.

SPEAKER_10

Uh I'm not inviting her back because uh GP. Fuck that nigga and fuck his fan base. Always been like, yo man, like, don't bring up his album. Nobody cares, nigga. What's GP?

SPEAKER_11

I know I didn't want to ask you.

SPEAKER_10

General principle.

SPEAKER_11

Okay, that's what I thought. GP. But I was like, I was like, I might be wrong, and I don't want to be stupid. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Nah, I was on Facebook and somebody's like, Oh, yeah, I forgot Kanye dropped the album. I'm about to bump it. Like, nigga, why you why you posting this in the group? Just go listen to go listen to your Nazi music, nigga. It's called Bully, man. Y'all bullies. So and then he's beefing with people for no fucking reason.

SPEAKER_02

This is my thing with Stacy Dash. I may have been the only one here to watch this. I sat down, probably because Ray J. I actually watched all of College Hill, which was the celebrity version of College Hill. And Stacy Dash was on there. Stacy Dash removed herself from that fucking show, and I was just kind of like, yo, she's fucking crazy. Like they wheeled her out, and she had herself, bro. This is how Stacy Dash left the house. And this nigga Ray J, bro.

SPEAKER_09

Stacy, you want somebody to come with you? What the hell?

SPEAKER_07

And it looked like a scene from the mummy scared the shit out of me.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I don't know. Like, she just kind of like makes you do too much. Is it like she wants attention? Because I was kind of like, yo, what's wrong with you? Like, just be chill. It's kind of like she's just really scared. It's like she's literally scared of black people. Like, that's kind of trippy, man.

SPEAKER_11

That is how she is.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. So Nikki. I don't think she's a trap. Her personality is trash. I'm I can't, I won't, I won't say she's like terrible rapper. It does give us his real thoughts. Worst rappers out there. Nikki's not trash level to me as a rapper. But her personality, as you've seen, like when she's like on the with Kai streaming and how she was kind of acting like all. I'm like, why the fuck are you here with these young guys? And you're just like, Come on now. Come on, come on, bro. You asked me. I mean, yeah, I know. That's a question that you already know the answers to, man. Yeah. But like as a person, for purse, she wouldn't add any, like, I'll say she wouldn't add any fun, but she would take away fun. It'll just be a she'll be an annoyance. Don't yep, don't fuck it up. Candace Owens, I she almost got me. But then I remember, nah, fuck her.

SPEAKER_11

Because she really, every now and then, she'd be almost getting you, right?

SPEAKER_02

Because she panders back to us. She went back on the Breakfast Club and was like, yeah. And I'm just kind of like, this isn't your audience. This isn't this isn't your fan base. Why are you on Breakfast Club? And now when your boy, you know, she's all along social media, like uh trash talking his wife and saying about when your boy, you know. I mean, yeah, you know. Candace is like all of a sudden, like calling out what Bagger's doing, calling out um Erica Kurt, what she's doing. I'm like, nah, fuck that, man. It's still Candice Warren's, man. No, uh she's like a race grifter.

SPEAKER_11

Like, like she just figures out a grift and just she's like, alright, which side is who can I make angry? Alright, who's following who will listen? And I think she's figuring out the hate listens. She's she's realizing she can get hate listens from both sides. You know what I mean? Like, I think she she knows the the importance of her.

SPEAKER_02

I know I know I know I know someone who actually listens to her podcast, and I was like, fuck her. She was like, why don't you like her? And I'm like, I I understand, you know, people have their likes, you know. No, no, they don't.

SPEAKER_11

Is this person family or a neighbor that listens to her?

SPEAKER_02

Nah, definitely not family.

SPEAKER_11

Okay, that's what I thought. Yeah, yeah, no. That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_02

Nah. Oh, you mean what do you mean by family? Like literally family, or were they black or are they white? Yeah, they're black. Okay. I got you, I got you, I got you.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, because we don't talk to people that's not in this family.

SPEAKER_11

Nah. They ain't getting my family, they ain't got nothing to say to me.

SPEAKER_02

No man with the AT and that's it. Kanye Kanye, man. Kanye. Kanye be setting fucking fires though, man.

SPEAKER_11

Damn. You pick it, man. It was your choice. You done made us, you don't fucking run in.

SPEAKER_12

Cause I looked at it like I could I can't pick anybody.

SPEAKER_11

Cause this is all bullshit. How you accidentally created one guy go? I did, didn't I?

SPEAKER_02

You know what? I I I I will stomach in person Stacy Dash and Kanye, I guess. I guess I'll go with those two. I just can't be near Candace Owens and Nikki is just annoying.

SPEAKER_11

So you're saying you're saying as far as physical cookout?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Oh, oh, okay. So physical Kanye, I guess in the community, we'll let Stacey Dash back just as long as you're not.

SPEAKER_11

So you go to a cookout with this nigga Kanye? You think you can tolerate a cookout with this nigga Kanye? Okay. It's good. I I say this. It'll be entertaining.

SPEAKER_02

She'll be entertaining. She'd be entertaining. Cause you're gonna sit here and listen to him rant and you're gonna be like, I ain't listening to this shit. This nigga crazy, yo. I I just like you'll just I'll ask him. I feel like this. If I ask Kanye, can you just like I'm not asking you to perform, but can you just like do some shit? And he'll look at me like, why? Bro, you you won't even let you finish what you asked. No, no, no. I feel like Kanye would look at me and be like, We need to talk about what these is doing to us. I'm like, but these didn't do nothing to me, man. He was like, This is what you think because it's all about the oil. That's what you they want you to know about. And I'm like, what you talking about? He was like, see, you know what? That's what they want you to think.

SPEAKER_11

And I was like, This may that make sense.

SPEAKER_02

I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't get that type of crazy from a cannon's own.

SPEAKER_11

I want to see that's that makes sense for we to want Kanye in person because this nigga reads comments. This nigga, so this nigga reads comments, he reads comment sections, so of course he wants to hear Kanye rant, but I just want a peaceful cookout, and I ain't gotta be bothered. And if Candace is there, she's gonna sit off. I don't even don't even know she's there because she's no bullshit.

SPEAKER_02

We just said that candice omens is gonna be the thick of it.

SPEAKER_11

No, she's not not with black people, not even on the Breakfast Club. She looked so out of place on the Breakfast Club last time I watched it. Maybe the more recent one, they were asking questions.

SPEAKER_02

She will she Candace Candace Owens would walk up to you and force a conversation with you about HBCUs.

SPEAKER_11

That's cool. Not walking away. She would be the awkward one. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

And she was the main one against. I'm pretty sure she was, wasn't she? Oh no, she was against Black History Month. That's what we talked about. She didn't believe in there, she didn't believe there should even be a Black History Month.

SPEAKER_11

Did she backtrack on that later on? Because she's just talking to whoever listened. She's on whatever side will get her clinics and views. So anyway, man.

SPEAKER_02

That was a tough that's a tough one, man. I guess overall everybody doesn't care about Nikki, huh?

SPEAKER_11

No, nobody's Nikki. She was already on decline, then she just came out and just as a full-blown asshole. So yeah. Anyway. Is that in my trick us into a one gotta go?

SPEAKER_12

I didn't trick out the one gotta go. I said I said you gotta you gotta pick one, man.

SPEAKER_04

Oh is that a one gotta go? Is that a one gotta go?

SPEAKER_12

Hey man, you what do you say? Gotcha.

SPEAKER_10

That's when he's gonna show up to your that's what he's gonna say when you show up to your cook gotta stop fucking shit up.

SPEAKER_02

If he shows up in a hoodie, I'm like, all right, all right, it may be chill. But if he shows up like what you said, Lawrence, in like some exaggerated anime wearing a hoodie and shit, or like the the mask that covers his face, the blackout mask. I'm gonna be like, come on, man, don't come here with that bullshit, man. Like, you already called the man kids, can't say that word, but yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, he did. Yo, he got a lot of apologizing, dude. Yeah, I'm just kinda like apologizing, dude.

SPEAKER_12

That's a serious bridge you done burned.

SPEAKER_02

Damn, he did that a lot of apologizing. Serious bridge you don't burn. Damn. Like couple that that burned a couple of bridges down. A couple. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

But anyway, before we hit out, bro. All right. Yeah, quote. Oh, yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_02

I got an outsort song for y'all.

SPEAKER_09

Gotcha. Wait, what?

SPEAKER_02

We can do that. Uh, yes, I can do it with this one. He can't.

SPEAKER_11

Okay. Yeah, I know, right? So niggas set the rules. Won't let us, but but no, uh, before we hit the outro, I just seen a dude quoted. He said, Erica, Erica Kirk forgave the man who shot her husband, but uh but a Drewski parody is where she draws the line.

SPEAKER_13

Exactly, man.

SPEAKER_11

I was like, damn, okay.

SPEAKER_13

She should. She ain't gonna take that disrespect.

SPEAKER_11

Probably because allegedly, huh? She knows the man who should. Anyway, all right, what we got?

SPEAKER_02

Outro, you know allegedly, allegedly. Um, yo, for all my Star Wars fans out there, this is bass windu. It's AI shit, so we can play it. Type shit, type shit. Type shit, type shit. Go ahead. Type shit.

SPEAKER_04

Wait, that's the rules.

SPEAKER_11

What's the rules for yeah? So, like 'cause like King Waloney is be having some songs. Can we play him, or is he that specific? Is that because he's a specific guy who does like a comedian? Like, what's what's the rules?

SPEAKER_02

So most things like this is since AI music can't be on Universal Music Group, it can't get flagged. So anything that's that's like protected by protected by like major record labels, which is almost anything. Data, digital, not digital, this what's the thing called for digital IP, maybe?

SPEAKER_11

Nah. Okay, good to know. All right. Well, thank you, sir. Um that has opened up a whole can of worms for me, sir. Yeah, so I mean it's outros might be back. Yep.

SPEAKER_02

Cool beans. But yeah, I watched that joint. I was I started laughing. I said, This is too good, yo. You know what it made me think about that long-ass racist joke on South Park about Tolkien having a bass guitar in his attic. Because Cartman was trying to put up a band to make a Christian album. He said, Tolkien, go to your house and get a bass guitar. He was like, Bro, I don't have a bass guitar. He said, Come on, Token. Every every black family has a bass guitar in their house. Come on, man. He was like, bro, I don't got a fucking bass. You're being racist, bro. Like he was like, Cartman, you're being fucking racist. Yo, this nigga showed the practice with bass guitar. I was like, Yeah, I had one in my addict. He said, I see, I told you. I was like, damn.

SPEAKER_13

Don't make those skits no more.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I don't know if we talked about yeah, we already talked about scary movies, right?

SPEAKER_11

Uh I think we did last week.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Because they dropped the trailer.

SPEAKER_02

I've been getting, I don't know, I thought we're getting blinds of all these fucking movies coming out because we got like all these movies coming out in April. That we got movies coming out in May. I'm like, I don't feel like going to movies to see none of this.

SPEAKER_11

Uh in some yo, okay, we're getting off topic. Let's let these people go. But JJ Abrams got this movie coming out, it looks interesting. With your boy uh Obi-Wan, um, you and McGregor about like a whole neighborhood that got like transported to somewhere else. Shit looks crazy. It looks good. Look it up. Anyway.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but interesting song, man. I'm gonna have to finish that song up later, man. Yoda was dancing in that joint, man. It just made me funny. They gave this nigga Samuel Jackson a fucking bass guitar. Alright, man.

SPEAKER_11

You know why.

SPEAKER_02

I know, I know. Alright, man. This has been episode Damn, we didn't say the number, did we? Episode 148. Quality blackface. We're just gonna go with that.

SPEAKER_11

But if the police code is obstructing or resisting, delaying or obstructing a peace officer, which is what we do around here.

SPEAKER_02

Resist. Yeah. Whoa, I ain't say that, man. Uh DHS is the homies. Alright, man. Uh uh. It's been episode 148. You know, if you want to chime in for your one gotta go, I guess. Or one gotta stay. One can stay.

SPEAKER_11

You ain't gotta chime in. We didn't mean it. There's an accident.

SPEAKER_02

Go ahead and pick the make the right choice here. Just not Nikki. Alright then. We out. Peace. Peace.