Episode 149: Assault By Public Officer

#JantSquad

Transcript

SPEAKER_10 0:00

God damn. Shit, they put all the syrup in this bitch.

SPEAKER_08 0:04

God damn.

SPEAKER_06 0:05

You gotta swirl around, man. You gotta swim out around.

SPEAKER_08 0:09

Pull the straw, you're not drinking from the bottom. It's gonna sink to the bottom.

SPEAKER_10 0:12

Nigga drink from the face syrup. Fuck pre-diabetic. I'm gonna end up post diabetic.

SPEAKER_07 0:19

Nigga, you mean dead?

SPEAKER_10 0:26

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_06 0:28

What the hell is the jet squad?

SPEAKER_08 0:39

Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of the Jet Squad Podcast. This is what?

SPEAKER_07 0:44

This is Jeremy. This is the guy who reads books. This is Austin.

SPEAKER_10 0:48

This is Lawrence, man. This sounds like he's about to start an audio book.

SPEAKER_08 0:52

Trying to give it to y'all in a smooth all right, all right.

SPEAKER_05 1:03

Man, Lawrence came in when they got me in this motherfucker chat. All I heard is yeah, man. He he good he gets six inches, six inches of a lot. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_10 1:12

He's them niggas are massive. Oh almost backed out. Almost backed out of the conversation.

SPEAKER_06 1:20

All right, see now I got cleared up.

SPEAKER_08 1:26

I gotta clear it up. I gotta clear it up. We were looking at the upcoming Street Fighter movie, right? We're looking at the movie Street Fighter. And I asked, I I asked Austin, yo, you got two people in WWE, right? Playing Guy on Akuma. Why didn't they just try to cast more people from wrestling in this movie? That would have been cool. So we were just trying to figure out who will play who. So you walked in, we talked about that nigga Zangif.

unknown 1:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:52

Austin said he would have picked um Ron Ron Strowman. Big dude, got the beard, bald head, got the bill, 6'8, right? I'm like, well shit, let me look up how big the person they casted. The dude they casted is like a well-known bodybuilder, the tallest bodybuilder, apparently, in the world, stand at 7'2. And I was like, damn. I was Austin was like, yeah, we got like six cents on the room. I was like, nah, man, that nigga's massive. That's when you came in there. That's what you came in at. Hey man.

SPEAKER_07 2:23

Context, brother.

SPEAKER_10 2:25

And just for the audience, they had a good 35 minutes to come up with this story. So y'all know. I'm just saying. Shut the fuck. So I'm just letting y'all know. Just letting y'all know. But yeah, man. But anyway, outside of that, awkward entry. How y'all doing?

SPEAKER_07 2:42

Voice isn't fully back yet, but let's go, Hornets.

SPEAKER_10 2:45

Yo, this nigga sounded terrible today. Because I guess yesterday I talked to him, it was after the game, and he was at work, so he's kind of talking low. So I was like, okay. I tried this nigga today. He sounded like a goddamn chain smoker. I was like, nigga, what's wrong with you? My voice is coming back. I was like, what? And that's it. Yeah, I was watching the game at home. I was like, I hope his wife got the train done ready.

SPEAKER_07 3:09

Yo, it was at one point um when Miles hit that block, nigga, I just started yelling, and I got a little nervous because no sound was coming up. And I looked at Connie and she was like, Yeah, and I was like, No, am I dying? What the what's happening?

SPEAKER_10 3:27

And they thought he was gonna look down and see his body.

SPEAKER_07 3:34

You shouldn't be jumping right there.

SPEAKER_10 3:39

What's that movie? Marlin, was it Marlon's sixth man?

SPEAKER_07 3:42

The sixth, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 3:43

Yeah, he thought he had one of them moments. He's gonna look down and just be like, damn. Well, I'm finished watching this game though. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_07 3:52

Um that show's probably one of the best games I've seen live.

SPEAKER_10 3:59

Oh, my bad. I just looked up the bodybuilder dude y'all talking about. Yeah, no, that's the dude. Oh, y'all don't watch Reacher. Never mind. Yeah, he's a massive dude. Hey, hey. Hey, when he said it first. But no, uh, if you watch the TV show Reacher, or I guess the TV show, the uh on Prime, and y'all know how uh big uh what uh Rick, what's his man? Rick Rickman? Alan Rick Rickson?

SPEAKER_06 4:23

Like, is that Rickson or something like that?

SPEAKER_10 4:26

You know how big he is. Now, when the dude, uh, what is it, Olivier Richters? Richter that's playing Zangi, when he was standing beside him, I was like, yo, he made that dude look small. Those are some of the best, there were some good fight scenes in that season. Check it out. Reacher season two or three. No, three. People like uh people's like, now now Reacher is believable now. Cause like, why does all these people keep trying to fight this big ass fucking dude? Right, and now you see his neighbor trying to fight him, like nigga. So it's realistic, right? Because he I got uh even he's not nervous because I can't think this question, man.

SPEAKER_08 5:08

Because I was looking at uh the promotion for us new Michael Jackson movie, right? Right, right. Um new Michael Jackson movie, star and flex again. No shit. He do deserve a camera. What's his name? That not Aladdin. What's that nigga name? His nephew, the nephew, Jafar. His name's Jafar. I knew what that's why I thought about Aladdin. Come on, man. That nigga said not Aladdin. What is it? Isn't so like a pool, like you said a pool. That'd be good. His actual nephew was playing him, Lawrence. I'm surprised you ain't see no marketing for it. No, but yeah, so the Michael Jackson's coming out this month. And I know Jeremy was like, I'm not going to theater to see that shit, man. Because there's gonna be someone kicking, spinning the theater.

SPEAKER_06 5:54

There's gonna be someone impersonated at the theater, bro.

SPEAKER_08 5:57

No, there already is impersonators on you on YouTube buying tickets, yeah, and tick and tick tock buying tickets.

SPEAKER_10 6:03

Yo, damn, I'm bad. Imagine if like they got into fights, though, because you don't even think it's gonna be getting along. Can you imagine a uh uh uh a theater full of Michael Jackson impersonators? This is the crazy part in one video.

SPEAKER_08 6:17

I saw Michael Jackson dressed like Scarecrow from Oz, nigga.

SPEAKER_10 6:22

Damn, so they doing different iterations, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 6:25

Every Michael Jackson's about to be like Jackson, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 6:29

No, like a uh Jackson con. Is this gonna be bro?

SPEAKER_08 6:32

You're gonna have iconic Jackson, like bad, beat it. Someone gotta do Moonwalker. Remember the time, Moonwalker. Um is Moonwalker the same attire as Billy Jean.

SPEAKER_10 6:46

Yo, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:47

I want to see one of them niggas.

SPEAKER_10 6:48

Yeah, yeah. It's gotta be it's gotta be two different moonwalkers, though. It's gotta be the big robot Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_08 6:52

You gonna have Michael Jackson? What was Michael Jackson's sci-fi movie? I don't know. Uh it was Moonwalker. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_10 7:00

The one that uh uh George Lucas did, the one George Lucas did that no one saw Echo, Eco, George Lucas, I don't remember what you were talking about.

SPEAKER_06 7:07

Is it throw back? Throw back. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_08 7:13

So if you didn't know, if you didn't know listeners, Michael Jackson Captain EO, Captain EO, Captain Eo. Look up Captain Eo. It is a full length Michael Jackson sci-fi movie. That's crazy. Executive produced by George Lucas himself.

SPEAKER_10 7:29

That's how big a bomb that was. That nobody even I can tell you what it was about.

SPEAKER_08 7:33

Well, they only they only showed it at like Disney, because I think it was like a Disney thing, and Disney that's even young didn't want to like distribute it for some reason.

SPEAKER_10 7:41

That's why nobody is gonna be as big as nigga. They made a whole movie and only played it in one place, bro.

SPEAKER_08 7:45

You got the rock with you outfit with the with the glitter, yo, the jam outfit. Love that song. The orange, the orange jacket and the armband, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 7:59

I wanted to see one of them niggas do it from the black and white video, nigga, run out and jump on a police car. Yo, just start smashing, yo, but yes, I'm I'm preparing y'all.

SPEAKER_08 8:10

It's gonna be a lot in your timeline. But it made me think about this, bro. I got a question for y'all. It's not even wrong. If you had to hang out with this person for 24 hours, full 24 hours, you with them 24 hours, man. Okay, okay. Who you picking? Michael Jackson, Prince, or Rick James.

SPEAKER_03 8:34

God damn, you trying to get us killed.

SPEAKER_08 8:36

I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 8:37

Rick James will have me done.

SPEAKER_10 8:40

What you mean?

SPEAKER_07 8:41

I'd be like, I'm about to fight Rick James, uh Rick James.

SPEAKER_10 8:43

I spend probably the rest of my life recovering from that. That Jeremy can't fight uh peer pressure. Who means what the cocaine? You think I won't be able to fight the cocaine? That nigga, I'm telling you, cocaine is a hell of a drug. Try it. Come on, Brink, and then he'll hand me a drink. I feel like I feel like I put in your drink.

SPEAKER_08 9:03

I feel like with Rick James, you might not sleep in those 24 hours, nigga.

SPEAKER_07 9:07

Nigga, because you hot if you're on crap, nigga.

SPEAKER_10 9:10

You don't cracking you easy. Let's be honest, let's be honest. I don't think any of the niggas actually sleep in a 24-hour period. Like Mike, he got that mannequin in jail. No, no, I think that nigga sleep like a vampire. He'll sleep for like he likes Batman. That nigga sleep for like three minutes on a ride somewhere and then be good for the you're like, yo, Mike, you tired? I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 9:30

Mike, Mike might mess you up. Mike might be looking like, oh Jeremy, you trying to go fishing?

SPEAKER_10 9:35

Like, I was about to say, I was about to say, nah, hold on now. Mike should put that goddamn deep voice on. Hey, bitch, get over here. You like, yo, mate. Yeah, what? What? It wasn't me, it was him.

SPEAKER_08 9:47

You're like, oh shit. You think Michael Jackson might switch like the Wayne Brady skip? I think I mean from like stories, that's what they say.

SPEAKER_10 9:56

They say he used to, yeah. They say he'd be mad chill. Like, if he's cool with you, you're getting that regular Mike voice. Yeah, because you know he did a video game, he did a voice for the video video game, but he did his regular voice on the video game. That shit was people. So no, I I'll pick I would pick Mike because I feel like you probably sound like Freddie Gibbs. Oh shit. I mean, they're from the same fucking place. They from the same place, you know. I would pick Mike because I feel like one Mike, I think I might have more fun because he might do some random shit, like, yo, let's go buy a theme park. You're like, yeah, what Mike? Yeah, or he might just buy me shit. I'll be like, Mike, man, dang, I just got for my mom, man.

SPEAKER_08 10:39

And this is and this is in their prime, too. I'm saying, but you remember that one video where Michael Jackson was shopping with like that one uh person doing a documentary him, and he was like, How much is that? That's 30k, Mike. I'll take two. Nigga's like, What the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 10:54

Why where you gonna put it? I don't know yet. I don't know. Yeah, he's just pulling his shit.

SPEAKER_08 10:58

I think this is my thing, and that, and that's like I feel like Prince is a mixed bag, too.

SPEAKER_10 11:06

Right, because what do you think Prince will have you do? Everybody was like, I heard Prince, it depends on how he was feeling. Like he might come in, he might be cool, he might come in, he'd be a complete asshole, depending on how he's been. I think Prince is like a I think that nigga like a cat.

SPEAKER_05 11:26

You just don't know, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_08 11:28

Like, I feel like Prince will get mad at you if you don't do what he wants to do, no matter what time it is. Like, it'll be like three in the morning, he'd be like, trying to go to uh Waff House after we play basketball at 3 a.m. Yeah, that sounds like fun. Trying to go play basketball at 3 a.m.

SPEAKER_10 11:45

Yeah, is there a problem? I feel like Prince would have gotten mad at you for not knowing shit. You know what I mean? Like he'll ask you a question if you don't know it, he'll just he might not talk to you for another 35 minutes, you know what I mean? But you'll be talking to him.

SPEAKER_08 11:57

But wait, wait, wait. Like Lauren said, if we're gonna go on the we're gonna go with a situation that Prince is totally cool with you. I feel like Prince will tell you a lot of heavy shit about celebrities. He might be on his cat wheels with you.

SPEAKER_10 12:09

I feel like Prince would be talking shit about people. Like, I gotta go out public with that nigga.

SPEAKER_08 12:14

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_10 12:15

That's what it is.

SPEAKER_07 12:16

I I think um, yeah, yeah, I would probably hang out with Prince. I think Prince would be more fun overall.

SPEAKER_10 12:22

If you I'm saying, yeah, going out with Prince, that probably would be hilarious, especially, but it's I think it'd have to be in a public celebrity type setting with Prince because that nigga, like at a war show. Like, I would sit beside Prince at a war show because I should know that shit's hilarious. Mike, I don't know, but definitely not Rick James. I don't Rick.

SPEAKER_06 12:41

Damn, nobody, nobody's gonna pick Rick James.

SPEAKER_10 12:43

Rick might Rick might get high and try to fight me or something.

SPEAKER_08 12:46

Nobody wants you to pick your boy. No, he's not gonna fight you. Rick is gonna get high and get to it with squad of six niggas and look at you like oh you're gonna jump in, right?

SPEAKER_10 12:56

I think Rick James will have an awesome party, and he'd be like, All right, Rick, that was that was a bomb. He said, But we're gonna do the after party. We can't just it's four o'clock in the morning. What do you mean after party?

SPEAKER_06 13:08

Isn't we're gonna have another party? No, Rick. Rick, no. You don't tell Rick, what a cat was you gotta tell Rick no, you got it, you gotta tell him no.

SPEAKER_10 13:19

It's funny what you just said about Rick though. You said what'd you say, what you get hind in how you're trying to fight six niggas?

SPEAKER_05 13:26

Or some shit he said.

SPEAKER_10 13:28

Oh, okay. I'm just saying, sounds familiar.

SPEAKER_05 13:31

Charlie Murphy kicked your ass.

SPEAKER_10 13:33

Sounds real funny he did it, Charlie.

SPEAKER_08 13:35

But I feel like I feel like I don't know, because my all three hung out with a lot of cool celebrities, too. So no matter who you pick, you're gonna bound to just be with like, oh shit, I'm gonna sit I'm sitting in the room with like this person, this person.

SPEAKER_05 13:50

Then again, I like Mike, but I'm not fucking with no monkey, nigga. God damn, yeah, don't bring that monkey in here, nigga. No, I said that's why I tried a lot. I don't mess with no you don't you're come on.

SPEAKER_06 14:04

Hey, man, you don't fuck you don't fuck bubbles, man. Nah, that nigga just watched that movie.

SPEAKER_10 14:07

Did you watch that movie primate?

SPEAKER_05 14:09

Is that what?

SPEAKER_06 14:10

Oh, I thought you were about to say uh nope. Yeah, nope.

SPEAKER_05 14:12

Oh monkey, no nigga, I ain't fucking yeah.

SPEAKER_08 14:17

That soon as Mike walk out the room, monkey up that monkey don't know me.

SPEAKER_10 14:22

He don't like see now. I ain't thinking about I ain't going back to my crib.

SPEAKER_08 14:27

Now, what's gonna Lawrence up is Lawrence gonna be sitting there and think everything cool, and that motherfucker might speak to him.

SPEAKER_05 14:34

He'll be like, What you talking about the fucking monkey, yeah, on some Caesar shit. No, and it really be a nigga in a costume, like he's gonna have his back turned to us, he's gonna be like, don't be a hero. Yeah, he's like, You don't say nothing to I've been trapped here for 35 years.

SPEAKER_06 14:58

I don't know, nobody will believe you. I feel like Mike will tell me some shit too, but then Mike would be like let's go on this roller coaster.

SPEAKER_08 15:08

I'm like, motherfucker, roller coasters.

SPEAKER_10 15:09

What I I gotta take it back because now that I think about what Mike might, yeah. Mike at the game, yeah. We're not gonna be able to go nowhere.

SPEAKER_08 15:16

You're not gonna be clubbing like that with Mike. Yeah, but Mike wasn't in a type of scene.

SPEAKER_10 15:21

No, no, I'm just saying we won't be able to go nowhere. That nigga couldn't go nowhere. So we're talking about hanging out in their prime type shit, yeah, yeah, in their prime, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 15:31

Nah, you're gonna get swarmed, bro. Yeah. Swarmed. Yeah, nah. Alright, my bad. So we can we can rap through this. Uh I think Austin said Prince. Yeah, I said Prince. Alright, you said Michael Burnett.

SPEAKER_10 15:45

Yeah.

unknown 15:46

Alright.

SPEAKER_10 15:47

Yeah, I'm leaning on, I'm leaning on Prince though, because I just realized I can't I won't be able to go nowhere.

SPEAKER_08 15:51

That's cool, man. Who you roll with uh Lawrence?

SPEAKER_10 15:55

I'm going with Prince. But you could go places because he because Mike is rich as fuck. He just buy it out. You just be in Disney World. Never mind. I'm back on Mike.

SPEAKER_07 16:05

So there's the thing. Um another thing about Prince. Prince is a big sports fanatic.

SPEAKER_10 16:09

Oh yeah, that's right up to it. Yep.

SPEAKER_08 16:13

Snick gonna end up at an athlete's mansion. All right, uh shit. Uh I am tempted to say Rick James. Cause I'm like it's one night. It's one night, man.

SPEAKER_07 16:30

That nigga won the story.

SPEAKER_10 16:34

That nigga won't nah, nah. Nah, this nigga won't get his goddamn super freak on. We know what you do. They're gonna have to go to go to all kinds of clinics.

SPEAKER_07 16:45

That nigga about to be in a rico case.

SPEAKER_06 16:47

Nigga, just be like, yo, man, I was I was I was chill for Eddie Murphy, y'all. You know funny, Eddie Murphy.

SPEAKER_10 16:53

No, Rick can't. You know, Rick James is gonna be going in on you, right?

SPEAKER_05 16:56

He's gonna be he gonna get you do some drugs. He's like, he's gonna be like, look at that nose, it's made for some coke. You know, Rick Jane's gonna say some foul shit. Um don't you take all my coke, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 17:11

Uh yo shit. That's wow, yo. That nose was made for coke. That's it.

SPEAKER_05 17:16

Tell me Rick James wouldn't say no shit like that. Yeah, you know he would. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 17:21

God damn, man.

SPEAKER_05 17:23

He'll say some shit like, hey, what are you? He'll give you a coke down. You start talking to Whitney like he talked to people. What are you, nigga? He's like, yo, you're right, Rick. I think we might fight Rick.

unknown 17:43

Rick.

SPEAKER_10 17:44

But I'm like, I feel like he'll he'll do that after spending like six hours with you right out the blue. Right, out the blue, because that shit just set with him once them drugs kick in.

SPEAKER_05 17:57

Yeah. Don't you lie to me, nigga? Fanfield, where's that?

SPEAKER_06 18:07

Shit, now you got me thinking, man. Yeah, you right that road session boy. I'm about to say, even though it was supposed to be a comedy skit, he talked shit to Charlie Murphy. The thing is, it was supposed to be a skit, but you could see some real anger in Charlie Murphy's because he kept calling him darkness and talking about how black he was, bro.

SPEAKER_07 18:29

In the middle of the club, and then he said, Darkness is spreading.

SPEAKER_10 18:36

Oh, yeah. Nah, I ain't my thick. My skin ain't thick enough for Rick. You can have it, man.

SPEAKER_05 18:42

You can handle them. You can have it.

SPEAKER_06 18:46

I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_05 18:48

Y'all be y'all be them two niggas in the club fighting and partying, and then fighting. Then other niggas try to break it up. Y'all gonna fight them. You can like yo. I'm bleeding this off my chest. And then y'all gonna be having a goddamn rich. I'm richer than you anyway.

SPEAKER_08 19:06

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Just take just take a moment to think about oh man, in real life, Eddie Murphy and his brother Charlie beating them, pummeling that nigga's legs, yo. Like not like not like not his face, not his chest, but like just like they just beating this nigga's legs with this.

SPEAKER_05 19:28

Yo, how mad you gotta be to do that, too.

SPEAKER_08 19:32

Like, like, I know I'm pretty sure they I'm pretty sure they exaggerate the shit, like him crawling the ground, shit. Shouldn't that give y'all niggas money? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 19:43

If he is that high and his legs are up, I can see Charlie McFe.

SPEAKER_05 19:47

He's on his wool for Wall Street. He's trying to get out there. My rick niggas get beat up. He's like, Whitney, why you help me, nigga?

SPEAKER_06 19:55

Oh shit. Wait, wait, no, because like then he hit that he was what the fuck was that for? You slapped me. Nigga, that was weeks ago.

SPEAKER_05 20:10

That nigga will lose the concept of time, bro. He will. That nigga look at you like, what you still doing here? Like, yo, nigga, sonny been. I don't know. That's what's gonna happen. When are you gonna go to spend 24 hours and we gonna see that nigga for like two weeks? Even they're gonna have an APB out on this nigga. He's gonna be get home, everybody gonna be like, where you been? What I just left yesterday, nigga. That that was last month.

SPEAKER_08 20:39

All right, all right, man. Damn, that was a good one.

SPEAKER_10 20:41

Um, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_08 20:43

All all all fun options, man. No matter who you end up in.

SPEAKER_07 20:48

Nigga, one one is dangerous as shit, nigga. It is, man. Shit, nigga, have your ass at the motherfucking straight, nigga. Talking about some opening it up.

SPEAKER_03 20:56

Oh shit.

unknown 20:57

Come on.

SPEAKER_08 21:01

You know what? I bet you out of three of them, Rick James for no damn reason probably had a private jet. He had no business getting eaten with a private jet. Nigga, that nigga was the pilot. Oh shit. Yeah, that nigga was he stayed in the clouds. Because I'm like, I don't even know if people was moving like that with private jets back in the day. Probably Rick James. Probably definitely Michael. Yeah, definitely Michael. Yeah, yeah. All right, bro. Um shit, what else what else is uh going on the road today, man?

SPEAKER_10 21:29

I got shit randoms, man.

SPEAKER_08 21:30

Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_10 21:32

Uh one, one, yo, the police ain't shit, y'all. Your boy King. King Harris, Mr. Mr. Distrack. You know, he got arrested this weekend for like what drug possession, something like that.

SPEAKER_08 21:45

I thought it was speeding. No?

SPEAKER_10 21:47

I thought I thought it was both. I thought it was speeding and okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 21:50

I just heard speeding. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 21:51

Either way, uh I ain't gonna throw no charges on him. He either way, he got arrested, right?

SPEAKER_08 21:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 21:55

So when you get arrested, I want y'all to well, not yet, but when you get Arrested, you usually get a mug shot, right? Yeah, like and what's a mug shot consist of like like dimension-wise, just sure neck and up, usually like your chest up, right?

SPEAKER_08 22:10

Yep.

SPEAKER_10 22:11

Click that motherfucking all y'all can do it, or you can share it. Click the the link. The king I choose you because this nigga got arrested in a goddamn Pikachu outfit.

SPEAKER_08 22:20

They didn't nah nah nah nah nah.

SPEAKER_10 22:23

I ain't never, it's not a i either. I ain't never seen no nigga get a full body fucking um mugshot like that, my nigga. Them cops did him dirty, bruh. I ain't never seen no four full.

SPEAKER_08 22:35

So I I read onesie and I thought he just had a hoodie on, he ain't had no onesie on. Is that a two-piece or is that a onesie? No, that's a onesie. The two-piece, man.

SPEAKER_10 22:45

And that bitch got a tail on it, nigga. It better not be no two-piece with a tail. That means that he got pants with a tail on it. I'll give you, might give you leeway with a onesie, but that shit got the full Pikachu tail. I was like, yo, the police ain't shit. Where was he going? I don't even know. So I don't even know. Oh, obviously, not home. But I you know what? Why he give 50 this ammunition, man?

SPEAKER_08 23:07

I was about to say my next question was did 50 Cent even react to this? I don't think he said nothing yet because it just happened.

SPEAKER_10 23:13

Or was 50 Cent behind this? Come on, man. He knew that nigga was out. Did he call them a snitch door? They're like, yo, that nigga out in a Pikachu costume. 50 here's your chance.

SPEAKER_08 23:23

You think he called boys and said full body picture? What do you mean, Curtis? Full body picture.

SPEAKER_10 23:29

But we only do neck up. I say it full body. Because I ain't never seen no shit like that.

SPEAKER_08 23:35

He looks like he looks to fear too, bro.

SPEAKER_10 23:40

That man is dressed like Pikachu. They probably, I'm surprised that what if they made him put the hood up too? What if they like, no, put the hood?

SPEAKER_06 23:46

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_10 23:46

He does have the hood up. Am I tricking?

unknown 23:48

Right.

SPEAKER_10 23:49

That's what I'm saying. That's got that.

SPEAKER_08 23:57

Damn, they got me. Yeah. So it wasn't a full body. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 24:04

It's still funny to think about. Because I'm pretty sure 50 got through to make that shit. He still looks sad. And they captured the I mean, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_06 24:13

Don't nobody want to get excited about getting caught by the popo. So, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 24:19

But it ups the street cred, man. It's up to street cred.

unknown 24:22

Eh?

SPEAKER_10 24:23

Does it? Oh, dang, eo. If I had just looked at that tattoo.

SPEAKER_08 24:26

I thought I thought you get if you get shot, that up your street cred.

SPEAKER_10 24:30

Nah, everybody knows a good mugshot. Good mugshot. Put on a t-shirt, be like, yo, look what I did.

SPEAKER_07 24:36

Speaking of mugshots, um, you ever follow Raleigh mugshots on Instagram?

SPEAKER_10 24:41

No, no.

SPEAKER_07 24:43

Bruh, these motherfuckers be posting people's pictures like mugshots when they in mid-tiers, yo.

SPEAKER_10 24:49

Yeah, it's not cool. No, because they got a mugshot magazine that be at the gas stations. I don't well, I don't know if they still print it, but it used to be you go to the gas station right here, I've seen it, and just right on the count. That's how I saw one of my goddamn co-workers, dude. I would do it on Facebook, I think. Now actually, somebody got them all over. That's not cool. I don't feel I feel like that's not fair. Like just the but but yeah, I was like, because he wouldn't give his name, he only let us call him killer, and he was just like real slim dude, always had on like these, like these designer glasses on, and drove this nice what what's the BMW? SL No Mercedes. What is it? SLR. SLR. But well no, what is this like early like 2012-ish? What whichever one was I run there? But that shit. And they he only let niggas call him killer. So then when I finally saw his real name, I for I for I didn't put it. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_07 25:46

Well, they say Epidemius.

SPEAKER_10 25:48

It was something regular. I was like, oh, how to tell the niggas, but he done already got arrested. So I didn't know. Hey, I'm frank. I ain't try to push no buttons.

SPEAKER_08 25:56

Hey yo, random question, awesome. Uh-oh. Oh shit. ASAP Rocky. What's his real name? Rockam. ASAP. Rakam.

SPEAKER_10 26:07

A sapien. Speaking of police, y'all know Greensboro Police got uh accused of doxing people on their Facebook page. Really? What? They were talking spicy, weren't they? I saw they were trying to be funny, and then they started posting about people calling them pigs and shit. Oh wow. Because they got tired of it, and then there's a whole backlash for it now. But yeah, I saw shit where they were like, What did it say? They say, Yo, y'all always y'all be posting stuff like free such and such. Like, we're gonna be like, Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_08 26:38

I was like, Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah. They got the intern running that page.

SPEAKER_10 26:45

They said some some kind of statement, but I was like, Y'all wasn't trying to be Greensboro police always tripping, so they just like we done had run in with them a few times. Oh, yeah, we had people can't sing in their car. Damn, wait, both times was me. I can't sing in my car, and I can't walk. I can't. Well, I had a I did have a cup.

SPEAKER_08 27:08

They knew you were uh vigilante, man. They were trying to get ahead of the game.

SPEAKER_10 27:11

You had to have a cup, you ain't had they had to hop out like that. They did not top out, they didn't have to pop out. I'm glad you said to this day, I'm glad you said something because my ass is about to keep walking. Like, I was like, all right, a whole bunch of yeah. I mean, I glanced back because it they hopped out of unmarked truck, you already stopped for us, you already know these police. Like, no, we saw four white dudes in a truck. What the fuck are we gonna stop for?

SPEAKER_05 27:32

Right, kicking his head out talking to me on the street, like no, I'm not about to stop. So it's not like I ran off, and that that's what made her mad. I was casually walking away.

SPEAKER_10 27:44

Then then when you finally said something, I just casually turned around, like, the fuck, what are y'all doing? Oh man, but yeah, why is it all? I guess it's good as me. That's like the fourth time, fifth time I've been stopped. Yeah, because I talk shit to cops, it's not good. Yeah, well, yeah, I guess that's good then. Because I think my race, my mom raised me not to have like any real fear of authority. It's just like, all right, this is what they this is who they are, this is what you do. And I just was like, Oh, okay, cool. And so every time I've ever been like pulled over anything, I just be like, all right, here's my license. What happened? What I do, blah blah blah. And usually I and every like four times out of five, I'm like, I just drive off. I think I only got like one ticket ever, and that's because you're lucky, nigga. My I'm pretty sure my license has been suspended from the amount of tickets I've gotten. God damn, nah. Nah, the one time they got me is there's like a fake speed trap going towards Central's campus where the the it goes from 55 miles an hour zone straight to 35, but there's no like lag in between it for you to even slow down. So while you're going, because if you're going 55, you know you're going at least 60. So by the time you get to that zone, even if you're slowing down, you're gonna be you you're gonna hit 45, at least a good, you know, a good amount of space into it. So, anyway, that's what I got caught up in because I wasn't paying attention on my way to one um a class. But other than that, I'd be having having good old times. It was one time going down Favorite Street, which is over by like Central. Uh, this chick I used to talk to lived down and like went to like the hood area, and I would go visit her, like it was always the holidays, and I'd be leaving there, and without fail, because this is when my jet was still fairly new. Without fail, I would get pulled over every single holiday uh coming on Favorite Street. Because they're like, nah, it ain't nothing, something's not right. And I'd be like, What's up, officer? What we're gonna do for you, and they're like, uh, let's get it.

SPEAKER_07 29:47

What's up about the car, boy?

SPEAKER_10 29:48

Yeah, I'd just I give it to them, everything came back super clean.

SPEAKER_08 29:52

What if it was that pulled you over? Someone you know back from AT pulled you over. What would you do? Would you just it wouldn't have mattered?

SPEAKER_05 30:02

Would you apply or would you drive off? Nope. That nigga it wouldn't matter. That nigga probably have his hand on his gun walking up. I would have laughed even if even after even oh okay, you're gonna drive off and they would have looked at him like 50 cents.

SPEAKER_08 30:18

He would have rolled just slowly rolled off, man. Like, no, no, you're not.

SPEAKER_10 30:23

Hold on, you know how 50 Cent pulled that meme where he pulls off from the light real slow while looking back at the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:31

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what launch would have done. He would have still, and even as he drove away, he'd have his head turned the whole 180, still looking at the nigga while he drove forward. He wouldn't take his anyway.

SPEAKER_10 30:43

Nah, if it's him, uh he probably he'd probably immediately make me get out of the car just because he looks like the type. He looks like the type, he would. Or or if I try to, oh what up, man? How you uh license registration. Yeah, real serious. Yeah, say, yo, what's what's up, man? Everything license registration, please. All right, he hit you with that fucking stern voice, let you know.

SPEAKER_08 31:04

That's the thing. He'll say, he'll say license and registrations to y'all twice. He'll look at me and be like, stop resisting. Like, why didn't you do anything?

SPEAKER_06 31:15

Nigga, pull me through the goddamn car window.

SPEAKER_07 31:20

You're not getting out that car.

SPEAKER_05 31:21

No, he's sending something in after you.

SPEAKER_07 31:25

Oh man.

SPEAKER_10 31:27

So uh how do we get on? How are we gonna get on that thing? Anyway, we're talking about police. Oh, that's right. But uh oh yeah, back to the police. Oh man, I bet he. Oh, I bet he I bet he's oh my god.

SPEAKER_08 31:41

Yo, what's uh what's his rapper name? What's his stage name he uses? Just King? I think okay, yeah, okay. I mean, what else? Like it made me go down this rabbit hole shit. How damn many rappers? Oh, oh does he have a rap name? It made me think how many rappers use a real name, yo.

SPEAKER_10 32:09

Damn, I wish I never looked this shit up.

SPEAKER_08 32:11

He does have a stage name.

SPEAKER_10 32:12

That nigga goes under the rap name Kid Saiyan. Kid Saiyan, kid saying, like super saiyan, kid saying how oh wow, like a super saiyan. He spells it just like when did he do this? Oh no way. That's not a that must be an old name he just never used for real. Oh that nigga looked like he from One Piece show professionally known as Kid Saiyan or King Harris. Yeah, let's just go by King Harris, anyway. My bad. But what were you saying? I just saw it and that shit blew my mind.

SPEAKER_08 32:44

Yep, you're right. It is Kid Saiyan. So no, I was just like one day thinking, like, how many niggas be using their real names? Because I was looking at some people whose real names were revealed, and I didn't even realize the real names, bro.

SPEAKER_10 32:56

Yeah, no, no, a lot of people don't.

SPEAKER_08 32:58

My name is anybody like my dominance is like yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, like, for example, I thought, like, you know, my boy, um, just pulled him up. Y'all know what future's name is? Shit.

SPEAKER_10 33:17

Yeah, yeah, it's something weird.

SPEAKER_08 33:20

Navadeus the moon wheelburn. That's future's name. That's exactly what I was saying. And then Meet Mill, this nigga name is Robert Williams. Like, what? How the fuck are you meet? I don't know. Uh French Montana. Like, I'm thinking.

unknown 33:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 33:43

Oh, he got something crazy in it. Cause he's Moroccan, ain't he?

SPEAKER_08 33:45

Yeah. What's his name? This nigga's name is Karim Karbach.

SPEAKER_10 33:50

Ooh. That's what I yeah. Yeah, I thought it looked no, never mind. I was gonna say something. I thought it was gonna be a little more uh nigga.

SPEAKER_08 34:00

Yo Gotti, yo, Gotti name is Mario Giddens.

SPEAKER_10 34:06

Yeah, yo Gotti look like a damn Mario.

SPEAKER_08 34:10

Moneybag Yo is D Mario Dwayne White Jr. And I I'm like, I'm thinking no one like pulled a Drake and just used their middle name. Drake is Canadian and lame.

SPEAKER_10 34:25

No, nobody pulled uh no hey man. Drake had hits, he was cool for a summer. Do we know any of the amigo's real name? Vince uses a real name, technically. Who? Vince Staples.

SPEAKER_08 34:40

Yeah, Vince does use. Vince Staples does use his real name. I I do have some of the real ones. The people who use a real name was Tupac. No, technically, technically Miss Elliot. I don't know if you count Miss Elliott because her name's Melissa, but they're giving Missy Elliott her using her real name. Technically, they're giving J. Cole because it's just short for Jermaine Cole. Yeah. And then you have Kendrick Lamar, Kanye West, and do you want to count Jack Harlow if his name's Jackman Harlow? Look, what the real Jackman? His name is Jackman Thomas Harlow.

SPEAKER_10 35:26

Jackman?

SPEAKER_08 35:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 35:28

Jackman? Thomas Jackman is the first name?

SPEAKER_08 35:32

Jackman Thomas Harlow. And he was shortened the name to Jack. And then you got Vince Staples, as we just said. Vince Staples is actually a cool name.

SPEAKER_10 35:44

Yo. Y'all know Takeoff's name was Kershnick? Nope. Kershnick. Kari Ball.

unknown 35:51

Nope.

SPEAKER_10 35:51

Kershnick. Where did he get Kershnick? That's different for uh black man from Atlanta. Nope. Kershnick. Kershnick. Wow. Okay. Nigga.

SPEAKER_08 36:03

Oh shit. Lil Dirt got his name, his real name up there, Austin. His first name's Dirt.

SPEAKER_07 36:09

What about King Vaughn? Ah shit. What's King Bon?

SPEAKER_10 36:12

This probably like Von Trail or something.

SPEAKER_07 36:14

I thought I was gonna say Lucifer.

SPEAKER_10 36:17

Nigga, what people say when he passed away. Dave Ronda Quan Bennett. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah. That's why you can't choose this way. You can't trust AI at all. What's that? I I asked him how many rappers use their real name. Oh, what list my guys are like, what rappers use a real name? So it says like J. Cole, yeah. DJ Khaled. Not really.

SPEAKER_08 36:40

DJ Khaled?

unknown 36:42

No.

SPEAKER_10 36:42

Chance rapper? No, not really. No, no. No. But then it said other notable examples include Rick Ross. The nigga name is William Roberts. How the fuck is that his real name?

SPEAKER_07 36:53

Rick no, it can't be his real name because it came from the drug dealer. Yeah. Rick Ross, um, free but Rick Pre Ross.

SPEAKER_10 37:01

I've used enough AI to know. I've no, I've had AI apologize to me enough for being wrong to let the for me to know these this niggas might be human for real.

SPEAKER_08 37:10

It's hallucinating, man. Uh metaglasses, they don't realize it. Oh, I should have told my boy that.

unknown 37:17

Damn, I forgot.

SPEAKER_10 37:18

Oh, what you got? Meglasses? The metaglasses. Yeah, that's what I told them old ladies that was arguing. The one who had metaglasses, I had to tell her. I was like, hey man, I know you said you got metaglasses, just know that that ain't going straight to where you think it is. So don't do nothing crazy. Yeah, it's people in the middle of east seeing your videos, bro. Y'all, y'all using metaglasses for your home videos. Yeah, somebody in the middle east got that. It's gonna end up on the hub.

SPEAKER_08 37:44

It is. Did uh anything new come out? Speaking about these rappers, anything new come out with um Offset getting shot in was it Vegas?

SPEAKER_10 37:56

Oh, Vegas.

SPEAKER_07 37:57

So here's the thing about that. It seems like it's anytime when J Prince Jr. is around, somebody getting shot. Damn, he was there. I believe. So he's either there for yeah, yeah, he was.

SPEAKER_08 38:09

That whole story was just random. And I mean, he's okay, cool, cool, but it's like, why did he get shot?

SPEAKER_07 38:20

Uh somebody tried to rob him. Damn. Why he moving like no security though? Why is he doing what he's doing? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 38:31

Damn, man. The meagles is over, y'all.

SPEAKER_07 38:38

Yeah, man. RP takeoff. Yeah, yeah. I think it was the best one.

SPEAKER_10 38:42

No. But on a Saturda note, our president's brain is melting. I mean, I was president. I think something's wrong with me. The dude I follow, huh?

SPEAKER_07 38:54

The homos of the association, nigga.

SPEAKER_10 38:57

President of the what? The pre the president of the United States, man. United States or what? Oh shit. I'm sorry, let me rephrase it. The president of the divided states. But nah, man, his brain's melting. And this dude, uh, this doctor I follow has been saying for the longest that man either about to get impeached or choke on a burger or something. The man losing his mind, yo. Like he just be talking crazy. It's gotten so bad, there's other shows coming out. I don't want to spoil nothing, but um, the creator of of the boys, there's something that happens recently in one of the episodes pertaining to like you know, God and one of the characters thinking of God and stuff like that, right? And they were like, the dude, he actually made a he did a little video and said, I just wish, you know, I just wish the president would give us credit. Cause like the stuff we write, he does it before the episode comes out. So it looks like we're copying him, but we really did it first. Like the fact that the the outlandish stuff they can make characters do politically in these shows is something like that's supposed to be outlandish, you know what I mean? It's supposed to be something unimaginable, something so um like but the fact that they he this nigga's doing it in real life and saying it in real life and doing dumb shit in real life is crazy.

SPEAKER_08 40:17

But not only that is when they wrote it, they were expecting him to win the election. That's why they wrote it that way. Like it was uh what if he you know, like what if he did win, and it turned out he did win. They were like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_10 40:28

Okay, and every crazy thing we're and then on top of that, I've I've I um I like following the onion because you know they do parody news, right? And they just make some random outlandish. They've been quiet for a minute, like they finally put in like a new post recently saying, like saying Trump has signed a bill to allow for partial uh trade of kids across, you know, uh borders. Like, no, no, no, I'm talking about like with tankers and everything, which is not still too far off, but the fact is, like, nothing else they could write was crazy enough because everything these niggas are doing is doing it. The man recently, for y'all don't know, posted a picture of himself basically as Jesus healing somebody that they kept saying look like Epstein. I thought that was a little stretch, but it was still funny. But curing somebody like glowing hands, everything. This man came out and said when crushing about it, because eventually he did take it down, but when crushing about it, he's like, Oh yeah, you know, I I thought it was a picture of me as a doctor.

SPEAKER_06 41:32

And as I didn't he didn't learn from the the uh Michelle Obama situation, he learned but no, so new thing though, uh then I found out that what Levitt, his uh his evil, his evil Pinocchio.

SPEAKER_10 41:47

No, well no, who's the the little grasshopper? Jiminy Cricket.

SPEAKER_06 41:50

Jiminy Cricket.

SPEAKER_10 41:52

Yeah, his evil Jimmy Cricket. She got on the at the to the told the press that which don't make sense, she is saying that the image was doctored, and I was like, what the fuck that got to do anything, even if it's doctored or not, he posted it.

SPEAKER_08 42:08

He keeps on posting AI generated stuff that people send him, yeah. But still, and no one is there to stop him or vet the things he posts.

SPEAKER_10 42:17

Yeah, but the thing is for her to say it's doctored, what does that mean? He posted it, so and it'll the bit it being doctored would only matter if he posted himself something different, and what started making a rounds was an edited version, and they're like, No, this is what he really posted, but that's not what doctored means. I don't think they know. But anyway, what's funny is a lot of people like, no, I think that nigga's just dumb. He heard her say it was doctored, doctored, but his fucked up dementia ridden brain said, Oh, I'm a doctor. And then they started putting, I started reading through this these threads where they're like kept giving the other examples of all the dumb stuff he's been saying. So it's like a picture of Rubio whispering in his ear saying, Hey, tell them it's a small military incursion, and so then Trump gets to the mic and be like, Yeah, it's a great military excursion. Or when Rubio or Ruba tells him, tell them they're coming to seeking asylum. And then Trump's like, they're coming from insane asylums. I'm just like, yo, could that would make more sense? Like, oh, was it didn't he give away like something about the troops one time? Because he asked the general general's like, I would prefer to keep that secret. He's like, No man, there was like five hundred though, bro. Right, right, right. He's like, We sent he was like, We sent so many troops. Uh can you say can you say? And he was like, Yeah, we prefer to keep that. Oh, well, well, we sent hundreds. It's like, nigga, you yeah, yeah, something yo, he's gonna give up something big with and then y'all gonna have to do what y'all do. Wink wink. But anyway, um, you know, you know, regime change, but nah, man.

SPEAKER_08 44:00

Like hurting, bro. I think I told Jeremy this. I was looking at something that Japan sells, and I was like, okay, the item was like $500. And I was like, this would be cool to have in like my future home. And I was like, I wonder what the shipping is looking like because it's from Japan, right? Y'all know how much that shipping was, man. More than items? Shipping was $5.25.

SPEAKER_07 44:27

$5.25 or $525?

SPEAKER_08 44:30

$525. Okay. And I was like, yeah. The fuck you buying people, nigga? Yeah, you got it. No. No. Oh, not this time? Something, something about big as a computer, man. It was just like, this cost five hundred dollars just to ship to the US? Damn. Was it the uh Japanese Batman edition? Come on, man. Nah, man. We're on Japanese Batman edition. But Japanese Batman? Alright, man. Damn it, nigga. Broke my brain. Um, this is like the tariffs, and then I know Till was like her computer's getting slow. I was like, oh, I just need to buy my RAM. And I was like, fuck. Memory's gone gone crazy. Well, maybe calm down a little bit. Nah, nigga. The price is still up there, man. Nigga, and price is still up there. The price is still up for a damn RAM card for your computer or laptop. So yeah. It's gonna crawl up. And what we looking at? Twenty, we said 2028? For that?

SPEAKER_10 45:40

What's that?

SPEAKER_08 45:41

For the next end of end the end of the end of this turn?

SPEAKER_10 45:45

Yeah, shit. I mean, something happened. That brain, that brain trickling out of there, bruh. I don't know who's making it 28.

SPEAKER_07 45:54

Come on, man. Shit.

SPEAKER_10 45:54

That shit that shit is real hard. That's just slow rolling right on out of there, bruh. Like an old, like an old song.

SPEAKER_08 46:03

Y'all y'all boys be fine, be fine, man. Y'all got dance.

SPEAKER_10 46:07

That man's too he he getting booed at his own conventions. Yeah, bruh. How you getting heckled at your own shit? Oh god, y'all got J D. Yeah. Like you can't that's one of those rumors you can't like outlive. Like, when someone calls you a couch fucker in on a on a national stage, it's like Oh, I'm about to say during like the uh debates, nigga? Well nah, I ain't nobody calling that on debates, but oh shit. But yeah. Let's see. But um, quick question for y'all. Cause uh your boy, do y'all does anybody remember SSE Fat Boy? Yep. Really? So play the clip because he has some things to say regarding Drewski, and I thought they were interesting. He was on his he was on his soldier boy, and I just want to get y'all a opinion.

SPEAKER_08 46:59

Oh, I kind of breeze past this, but okay.

SPEAKER_10 47:02

Damn, that nigga said it won't even work for the time.

SPEAKER_11 47:05

I'm the king of this content shit. I'm the reason why it's Drewski's, I'm the reason why it's all these motherfuckers out here, right? Because of me, right? But I do things different. You know what I'm saying? Like at the end of the day, Drewski does his way. I do it my way. I don't have to do it because he's doing it. That because people, some people want to tend to say, oh, you you you stop running so he can walk over. Some bullshit, some goofy shit. But it's like, if they came under me. That's like Michael Jackson and Chris Brown. You can't, I'm Michael Jackson in this. You get what I'm saying? But I don't, I don't, I'm not a comedian though. I I I got other shit going on. I'm a I'm a I'm a mobile, not saying he's not or other people's not that's doing this. I do it my way. I've been doing that shit. So I know what's going on, and they know it too, because half of them n what not half all of them that's doing their thing right now, uh, great thing they doing. I love them and shit, and I show them respect. It was all in my DM. He did a skit back in 2019 before he was uh duper lit. You know what I'm saying? So if somebody pulled up on me in Atlanta, we did the video. I didn't not not do it, you know what I'm saying? I showed them love. You feel what I'm saying? But it's like at the end of the day, I'm the I'm the pioneer for this shit. I'm the king of content. They know what's going on. It's just that I do shit different. I'm a I'm a CEO. I don't want to do what he does. I'm not putting on no dress, I'm not acting like no girl. I'm not doing what he does. I do it my way.

SPEAKER_08 48:33

And if people can't accept that, nah, I feel like you want to give someone credit for the pioneer, it would be had to be someone along in the game from the Vine era.

SPEAKER_10 48:44

Like came back, so you know, like your boy who became an actor, and who's uh the tall, light-skinned dude.

SPEAKER_08 48:51

Yeah, he's he's throwing Vine. Yeah, like that crew, like, nah, nigga, get out of here, bro.

SPEAKER_10 48:58

I was like, okay, only thing I know him for was because one, he never blew up close to like this. He never had like he never was like internationally being talked about at all, like on no political, like I'm talking about national news, politics, like nobody was checking with him. Because all he did was like honestly, like cool stuff.

SPEAKER_08 49:17

He just went around screaming and he just like yell and like and like throw food, like that's literally his thing.

SPEAKER_10 49:23

Cause I tried to find like a greatest hits, so click that one. I just want y'all to hear some of his greatest hits. Cause I'm like, why you calling himself? Because it's like your name. Like see Michael Jackson. Like, I don't know, bro. It's and then you're talking about 2019, bro. It's 2026. Right. Shit.

SPEAKER_11 49:46

Hey, watch out, bro. What's up? What's up with you, bro? What are you doing?

SPEAKER_08 49:52

Walks in the breakfast club and starts throwing stuff. Okay, got it. And this is him eating a cookie in Subway? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 50:13

Yeah, he's a Subway eating a cookie.

SPEAKER_11 50:16

These cookies is good. These Subway cookies is fucking good. Give me two more. Give me two more.

SPEAKER_04 50:27

Give me two more. Hey, fuck me.

SPEAKER_08 50:30

Dude was like, should I be scared or you know, uh proud? Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:36

Give me two more. What the fuck is this nigga? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_08 50:45

So in this one, uh, he's standing in the display window in the Marvel store next to the mannequins.

SPEAKER_10 50:52

Yeah, just standing there being fat.

SPEAKER_08 50:54

Shirtless with a scarf and uh beanie on his head.

SPEAKER_10 50:57

And these are his greatest. This is somebody's best movies. Who the fuck is this nigga?

SPEAKER_11 51:05

Don't take me a little longer. Yeah, no, yeah, that's what that's what I had. Should be too good, should be too seasoned. You know what I'm saying? Should be two seasoned. Shit really do not for real. You laughed, shit do be two seasoned. Like that was his number one?

SPEAKER_10 51:23

Nah. It's not funny though. You know what? Hey, what is he doing today? Nobody knows, right? He said he got his own thing going.

SPEAKER_08 51:31

Yeah, y'all still follow his page.

SPEAKER_10 51:33

Which is what? I don't know, Lawrence. I'm just trying to know. I'm fairly sure I don't. And I'm trying to see where skid he did with Drewski. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 51:45

This page has kind of been, I think it has to have been sold.

SPEAKER_10 51:48

Yeah, he probably sold that.

SPEAKER_08 51:50

Because he be posting like borderline soft porn on there now. And I'm just gonna like, yo, what is wrong with this dude? So nah, like, no one's really looking for you, bro. Your 15 minutes of fame is up. Like he didn't he didn't elevate anything. Like, did he jump on any type of Netflix show, a series or showtime, HBO?

SPEAKER_10 52:21

He wasn't acting, he wasn't doing no stand-up.

SPEAKER_08 52:23

So, like, where do you go to from yelling and throwing stuff in your skits? Like a like a toddler.

SPEAKER_10 52:29

You you do better. Oh, I found it. What's this?

SPEAKER_07 52:32

Like, like you know what's crazy about this whole thing? Like, this makes me not like New York people a little bit more. Because shut the fuck up. At the end of the day, nigga, n nigga, nobody can nigga who like what you been doing? You got attitude problems, you got anger issues.

SPEAKER_10 52:53

Yeah, uh Okay, maybe he can hold on, I'll just drop it in the chat.

SPEAKER_08 53:02

Oh, you found the clip put that up in it? Mm-hmm. Alright, okay, it's outside, outside. Let's see this this is.

SPEAKER_11 53:27

Nah man. Did I tell you to talk? I mean fat, I was just trying to- You don't give a fuck what you're talking about, nigga! It would never be a fat funny motherfucker on Instagram like me. Never! You hear me, nigga? Nigga, I'll just- Shut the fuck up! Shut up!

SPEAKER_04 53:46

I tell you when to talk, nigga! Shut up! Shut the fuck up! Nigga! Say it! Say it! Say it! Breathe!

SPEAKER_10 54:06

This probably Drewski's weakest kid ever.

SPEAKER_08 54:09

I would say, looking at them side aside, yeah, Drewski was just more likable.

SPEAKER_10 54:13

Um, Juicy and Juicy did more. Like he from that point on, he started stuff like a Drewski did that uh drunk dude or the dude at the party trying to get women drunk, it was over after that.

SPEAKER_07 54:26

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_10 54:27

Oh, he did, and he also had the way he was staring at them with the bottom, man. Some of you didn't know what did he walk in on that skit.

SPEAKER_08 54:36

Uh-huh. What was that? Another skit. Diddy walked in on him to shotgun ass. You know what I'm talking about. That's okay. That's just the fact that when Diddy walked in looking serious and juice, he turned around looking nervous.

SPEAKER_10 54:48

That's that's that means a whole lot more now, bro. But no, and then he just he just branched himself out more. He started doing more because I think I'm he was like hosting a little music show, not music shows, but like interviewing musicians. Who was that artist? He was like the rock star who had that song where he goes, nigga.

SPEAKER_07 55:10

Um, I know what he's talking about.

SPEAKER_10 55:11

You know what I'm talking about, but he ain't gonna I don't know where he is because truth is like that's gotta be racist. But anyway, he was like making his own like moments you could relate to, like really.

SPEAKER_08 55:20

Yeah, don't you run away from me, little yeah. I know.

SPEAKER_10 55:24

Who's who's saying that?

SPEAKER_08 55:26

Uh don't even know, not even looking it up. He said, I can't nope. I'm gonna see someone else. Um okay, okay, okay. What else y'all got? Uh before we get into F and up, anything else?

SPEAKER_10 55:42

What else I got? Oh, I'll see. Two more things. This one's for oh, go ahead, go ahead.

SPEAKER_07 55:46

I was like, uh Ben Ben 10 got shot on the NBA Young Boys People, so I guess uh hey man.

SPEAKER_10 55:52

God damn it. I guess um we ain't talking about Nickelodeon.

SPEAKER_07 55:55

Little Dirk actually did slap a Vaughn. Low key.

SPEAKER_10 55:59

Yeah, like the more these these names start to sound crazy and crazy, y'all. Or I might just get old. Who shisty and Ben 10 sound like goddamn characters you my daughter watch on like Nickelodeon or something?

SPEAKER_07 56:11

I mean, the niggas are characters, yo.

SPEAKER_10 56:14

Yeah, they are. But no, man. Uh must from an old line. The girl uh Tamara Mar Mari. Alright, I don't know what her last name is now because she's married.

SPEAKER_07 56:24

But she popped up on Threads yo, and wait, is that the one that that that that left old dude?

SPEAKER_10 56:31

That's may no, no, that's the one who's married to um wait, did Tia leave old dude? I don't know. I can't remember who which one left him. But Tamara's the one married to the the white gentleman who who used to work for Fox and my lean well probably is more conservative.

SPEAKER_03 56:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 56:49

So people are like, so she's been all around her like on talk show stuff talking about my husband is not racist, which is crazy to have to say out loud because it's like oh okay. But um, apparently she joined Threads, right?

SPEAKER_07 57:04

And Threads is on Instagram, right?

SPEAKER_10 57:06

There's on Instagram, yeah. Okay, and they said as soon as she joined, oh no, where's it at? They said as soon as she joined, um niggas had nothing, like they were on her ass. Uh so like the first thing she said, she said, hey, I'm here. That was her post.

SPEAKER_08 57:24

She's just like hi, I'm new here, and she posted like a nice picture of herself in the dress.

SPEAKER_10 57:29

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 57:31

The comments they were wasted her ass.

SPEAKER_07 57:35

Wait, who got so what what is threads? Is it like Twitter or something for Instagram?

SPEAKER_10 57:39

Something like that.

SPEAKER_08 57:41

Yes, I will say it is because threads has literally its own kind of like um kind of like your own section of threads. Like it's like all kinds of stuff. They have like their dating threads or their sports threads or whatever the topic is, it's like a thread that people and people usually just post stories with memes, and it just goes into comments that follow that thread, and it all ties back to the Instagram, so you just like look at the person and go back to their Instagram profile. But yeah, threads is just like its own subcategory of Twitter from Instagram, yep.

SPEAKER_10 58:18

So yeah, but no, they were eating her ass up. They said uh first things people like, which one is this? Then it was like, hey girl, don't come over here acting up, keep your husband's opinions at the kitchen table and don't ask us to buy nothing. Uh let's see. Hi, beloved. Did you and your husband vote for Donald Trump? Like, if so, how do you feel his policies would affect your biracial children? Like, they going, they just coming, just coming out of. She's like, watch yourself to MAGA. They've been calling her Tamaga, bruh. That's good. That's no, that's terrible.

SPEAKER_07 58:50

It's not even no, I mean like saying like like that in uh Pat Maggie.

SPEAKER_10 58:54

Wow, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_07 58:56

Because uh CN Punk called him that on uh wrestling on uh on uh WWE Raw.

SPEAKER_10 59:00

Oh, that is a good one. Tamaga then's like using Barbara for this is so unhinged. Let's see, baby. Y'all ain't waste no time. She's gonna delete this morning. Tamaga is absolutely diabolical. Uh yo, they were going in her heart so hard that she she already deleted it. They said she deleted it the same day. She's like, that's where she draws the line. Y'all not about to be out here calling me this. My husband's not racist. And the thing is, she hasn't shown any direct support of him. She actually called him like a scumbag or something recently, but it's killed by association. Poor thing. So anyway, y'all go support her, man. She's going through it. She's rich and she can't get on threads. No, don't support her until she proves herself.

SPEAKER_05 59:50

What she gotta do, Lau? What she gotta do proves that.

SPEAKER_10 59:53

She got a uh she might uh what's her name?

SPEAKER_08 59:57

She got a uh what a prince say, why does it late Minnetonka ready to say?

SPEAKER_10 1:00:04

That's why people going in on them. Wait, why'd you say because she doesn't work? She was like, um Candace Owens and uh who we who we inviting to the cookout?

SPEAKER_08 1:00:13

Oh yeah, it was Candace Owens and them. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:16

Yeah, she liked that.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:17

Uh Stacy Dash and them. Yeah, she gotta pray for Stacy Dash then Candace. She got uh she gotta pray for herself in the wires of Lake Micotogram. Uh shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:26

God damn there GMC Tacoma shit, nigga. That's what you said. Shit. What the fuck did you say? Lake Otawana, nigga? What where are we going?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:38

You wanna try again? Shit, nigga. I thought it was Lake, what is it? Lake uh Winatonka or something? What is it?

SPEAKER_08 1:00:47

Lake Minnetonka. Like, that's it. Lake Minnetonka.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:51

Hold you in the hearts, ass nigga, yo. Shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:55

Shut the fuck up, boy. Yo, speaking of, hold on.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:58

This is a certain segue.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:00

This is yo.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:05

Oh shit, shit, nigga. That is uh that is a super that is a super millennial joke.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:17

Oh yo, that's a perfect segue for this next part. Cause uh because I'm gonna let you read this one too. But apparently, man, they patched it, yo. They got some new DLC loading for the oh man.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:30

I listened to that shit three times and was like, huh.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:33

That's when they got new DLC for the the new acronym, man.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:41

They provided zero dollars to deal with the ongoing genocide of M M I W G Two S L G B T Q Q I A plus. This is abhorrent. This is callous. This is callous because the very liberal government that has stripped organizations of life-sustaining funding has now uh promised, committed $13 billion, $13 billion on military spending. So, okay, let me go. Listen, listen.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:13

Okay, listen, I try to be an ally.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:16

WG.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:17

That is that was hard. Play it again. I need her to know. I need I'll tell you in a minute, but remember Austin, please listen to this with your computer brain. Oh, yeah, I heard it, nigga.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:26

Hey yo, you know me. Let's go buy tacos, bro. Because that's MMI.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:30

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:31

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:32

She she flew she can't flew through it.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:34

They provided zero dollars to deal with the ongoing genocide of M M I W G T-S-L-G-B T Q Q I Nigga.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:43

That shit looked like a glitch. And you know how proud of myself I was when I just learned LGBTQIA P K? Like I was so hype. I was like, yeah, I got that K message. Yeah, it was like pansexual, and then the K stand for like plus or something. It was like another way of saying I thought that's what plus was for. It was for wait, what it wasn't K. It was a K, then they ignored the plus. Hold on, okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:09

I'll let you explain what it is. That's a long saying for that. It couldn't have been yeah, it could have been something.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:15

So the MM so the MMI that MMI1q MMI1wq stands for missing and murdered indigenous shut up, man. Missing and murdered indigenous women and girls. Because that's what the bill was initially for. It's like is more so for indigenous people and money for them, them and their resources and the violence against the women and stuff like that. But she also added on the um LGBTQ aspect of it.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:42

No, no, no, no, no, no. You missed one part. I'm not done. I'm not done. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:46

I literally only said the first nigga, it's a lot. It's M M I M M I W Come on, man. Come on, man. MMI W G then 2S. The 2S means two spirit. So and I think that's more of a Native American practice or ideology, too. However, and I know it's semantics, and it's not for me to judge, but is the two spirit also more or less represents recognizing the spirit of two genders or not, you know, more or less it sounds like it's trans again, but I don't know if maybe it's not because it's a term used by some indigenous North American cultures for people who embody both masculine and feminine roles or identities. So maybe it's just an identity thing. But so that's what the two S stands for. Then you know you got your LGBTQIA. Now it's two Qs, QQ, because it's queer or questioning, so they use both.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:40

Wait, what's what's questioning? Listen, like is that is that like a like a they or them?

SPEAKER_10 1:04:46

No, I think questioning is like when you you're you're I guess when you're I don't know. I don't want to sound bad, but I guess it sounds like when you question it, you're like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:55

I don't know what to speak round things. Hold on.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:58

Hey man, why why we gotta look it up? The niggas that run shit don't even gotta look nothing up. This this bitch stood and told us in our faces that gas is lower than it has been in a year. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:12

Why we gotta look at it?

SPEAKER_08 1:05:13

We're better than Fox News.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:15

That wasn't even Fox, that was the president's press secretary.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:18

Uh close enough. Uh questioning refers to someone who was still okay, yeah. So they're still exploring or unsure about their sexual orientation. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:29

And then you know, you have the rest.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:31

Not a fixed identity. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:33

Intersex, people born with variants and sex characteristics, asexual, and then what is uh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:41

What's uh what's Wayne Brady now? Pansexual? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He said he's a lion. No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm about to get to it. What did he say he was?

SPEAKER_10 1:05:54

I think he said he was uh pansexual. Or something. No, it wasn't pan.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:00

What is pansexual? Everything you find anything attractive, no matter what you don't care about gender, you just find people attractive. That's it.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:07

So is that like fluid then?

SPEAKER_08 1:06:10

Uh I guess. Well, no.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:13

So pansexual. He says he did say pansexual. So your your is your sexuality fluid in there? Oh, it means you're attracted to that. Regardless. The way you present yourself is usually thought of as fluid. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like your gender fluid, like one day you want to throw on a dress, one day you know you want to throw on something like that. Oh, yeah, that is a little different. So yeah, fluid is different. Gender fluid is different.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:38

So fluid is more so what you put out, and pansexual is what you like to take.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:45

What you want to take in.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:46

Okay, yeah, that's what mean.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:48

Ah, yeah, there you go, Austin. You got it.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:51

But no, um, no, pansexual is meaning that he was attracted to people regardless of their gender. But then when questioned about kissing the man, he's like, nah, I ain't never did it.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:02

Do you want to do it? I mean, I guess one day, maybe. I don't know. That man was not committed to that. It sounded like he wanted to check a box.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:08

Hold on. Uh, I found it, man. I was like, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:12

Are you fine? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:13

They they got you, man. You can't even get out of this, Brady.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:17

Gay experience, did you feel guilty? Your first gay experience, did you feel guilty? Like, did you feel shameful? Because I did. Like my first time. But I haven't had that yet. Which, which, so I haven't had a gay experience. You haven't? No. So then how are you pansexual? Because you're because of the attraction. Because of the attraction. So if I say, oh, I've been attracted to somebody and I know that, but I have not acted on that. We gotta get you in the community. Let's go to West Hollywood or something. Which is with so many people were gonna be a gay period. We about to get because I'm gay and when I'm outside and I'm aggressive with it. Wait, are you fucking crazy? You haven't had a gay experience yet. No, no, but it's not because we didn't have my number for how long. We could have been outside. We you know what? Let's go and hang out. We are outside. Go and hang out. I'm still trying to, like right now, I'm still trying to get my shit together as a businessman and as dad in daily life rather than trying to pour my energy into a relationship.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:24

Nah, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:26

That nigga sound like a hold on. That nigga Wayne sounded like a strong independent black woman. The way he was like, you know what?

SPEAKER_10 1:08:35

You ever heard a woman getting hit on by a man and she's like, all right, uh, yeah, no, she's trying to be nice. Like, no, I'm just trying to. That's what he sounded like.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:41

Like he he was trying to talk his way out that won't he?

SPEAKER_10 1:08:45

Nigga, he hit all the points. My man won't try to have it. He was like, Let's go out.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:50

He said, We can go right now. We can go out tonight.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:51

Hey, bro, he was like, I ain't ready to go in the deep.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:54

He's like, right, buddy. Sound like he like, yo, we about to go. We're about to, yo, it's called fiction. Yeah. Like, like he about to take him to like some top secret gay shit.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:06

Yeah, yeah. He like, I wanna, I wanna dip my toe in the gay shit. He's like, nah, we nah.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:10

He can't he kind of sound offended. He was like, How you pansexual?

SPEAKER_08 1:09:15

Oh, you just like stuff, huh?

SPEAKER_06 1:09:17

Right. Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:19

We can change that. I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah, yeah. He said, This is not what I signed up for, y'all.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:26

He got too aggressive for Wayne. This is not what I signed up for.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:29

Like I said, Wayne reminds you of a woman who's like, all right, nigga, you come on too strong, but I'm trying to be polite. I'm putting let you down. Nice. He started talking, like I said, he hit all the notes. He talked about being busy, taking care of kids, being a father. Nah, that sounds like a strong black woman.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:46

Hey, yo, no, it'd be crazy if um if uh oh oh oh dude did what the preacher did. Oh, oh really, Wayne Brady? Hey, close the doors. Close the doors.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:00

That'd be crazy. Close the doors. Oh, oh I don't know. See me uh telling another man to his face he gotta pop his cherry is kind of crazy, regardless of his sexuality. Like, nah, nigga, you ain't like imagine saying that to a woman.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:19

Like, oh what? No, you got you popping your cherry today, like yo.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:24

All right, man. Relax.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:25

Yeah, officer we got him.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:27

Let's let's let's let's move into the effing up, man. We ain't gonna hold y'all too long. Uh, we ain't got that much. So just to highlight some things at Coachella. Um, have you heard anything from Coachella other than the ridiculous prices?

SPEAKER_07 1:10:39

Yes, 36 mafia performed, and I need to check out the performance.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:43

Oh, they did, yep.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:45

Wow, are they streaming Coachella like they've done before anywhere?

SPEAKER_08 1:10:49

Um, I'm not sure. I want to say, yeah, they said it's streaming.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:53

I don't know if it's on Prime or you have to go to their own app because I think it was on Prime.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:57

So me and my me and my co-works trying to figure this out, and we think it all comes down to um infrastructure and land. Because it's like, damn, why can't we get our I'll say a successful Coachella on the East Coast, like they get it. And we kind of pinpoint that our issue on the East Coast, it just comes down to infrastructure and weather. Like they don't have to deal with the rain, all that stuff. Like, like, if you look at something water, something water got rained out twice. Kind of sucks, and you're limited due to infrastructure of the capacity to come in. And the same for drinking.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:39

Because Coachella is like out in the middle of nowhere. There's there's yeah, like but they have in the middle of nowhere. They people do that all the time. Well, I think that's what he's saying. Yeah, we have in the middle of like west. There's no there's no bottleneck of traffic and stuff. Eastern North Carolina should go far enough west. Well, no, you get in the mountains. Yeah, eastern North Carolina, nigga. Eastern? Eastern North Carolina? Oh, that's shit in Mount Olive. Yeah, and now so now does Mount Olive also have the other infrastructure support, like the the influx of I mean, I guess they could build up, but because I think well, they got a Walmart Goldsboro's right there, so you could spread out the other town.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:20

Oh, so not even that coach Coachella gets away with it because they encourage people to pay for overpriced plots of land to set up tents. Then they have the luxury 20. That's when you go into the 10, 20, 30k setups. And yeah, it's just I don't understand how people go don't have the money, but it's the wrong one.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:47

Now I'm starting to wish that we did do more stuff when we were younger and it was cheaper when we thought we were regular broke. Because now that we're older and have money, I just feel just as broke because it's just that much higher. Yeah, it's it's crazy. I was in I was in college and I went to Miami twice. How the fuck I do that, right? I went to Miami, went to Vegas the whole time. I'm in college working part-time at TJ Maxx.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:11

Right, right. Yo, life was fun, dog.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:14

Man, we knew how to stretch money, man.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:19

Up I guess the biggest headliner was shit, Justin Bieber.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:26

Was he it?

SPEAKER_08 1:13:28

Sabrina, yeah. Justin was Friday night. It was Sabrina Carpenter, and she's she's nice. I'll just I'll just leave her at that. Uh, she said something wild to a fan because someone was like Yodeline, and she was like, Yeah, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:44

That's not on her. If she was like, Who's doing that? I don't like that. Um what was that Yodelin? It was like uh something to do with their religion. Was she like Muslim or Arabic or something?

SPEAKER_08 1:13:56

I don't know. But either way, and I ain't fucking with that, man. Stop.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:00

But that's that's she's like, uh, I don't like it. Just stop. And she's like, it's my culture. She's like, uh, it is really oh, like, but still, if it's something you don't like to hear, when I start screaming in your ear, you're gonna be like, stop. It's like, what was what we do?

SPEAKER_08 1:14:16

So uh your boy Sway Lee came out. Man, I'm so disappointed. He had one hell of a lineup, man. You know what songs he his songs he did. What songs did he do? Oh man, nah, we definitely can't play him, man. Can we play him Austin?

SPEAKER_10 1:14:37

No, no.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:38

Our our lawyer says no, y'all. Uh our lawyer said hell no.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:42

He spoke to the legal department.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:44

He said he said what now?

SPEAKER_10 1:14:45

I said he spoke to the legal department.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:48

So he came out strong and did no tight, come get her, no flex, zone, night crawler, flammable, swang. When was the last time y'all heard Swang? Oh, I didn't song, man. Was Slim Jimmy with him? No, they broke up. It was just Sway Lee, man. I mean, how do you break up that show bro, though?

SPEAKER_07 1:15:10

I think this Sway Lee's be doing shit. Slim Jimmy's like behind the scenes, probably.

SPEAKER_10 1:15:14

But I'm saying that's his songs. He don't want to just come out on stage and well.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:17

Yeah, you kind of want the whole the full duo, right? Right. If you had Coachella, that's money.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:22

Sway Lee's been putting that music by himself.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:25

But no, like what he's getting as he came out doing their songs solo. And then, you know, he started going to Unforgettable, which is the name of the Spider-Man shit. Yeah, yeah. Suitcase, Side Eye, Calling with Nav. I don't know what some of these No Call, No Show with Nav, Lemonade with Nav, Plug Walk with Rich the Kid, Don't Even Call with Rich the Kid, Sunflower, Take My Heart, Not So Bad, and Power Glide. And then they cut that nigga mic off.

SPEAKER_10 1:15:54

Wait, why?

SPEAKER_08 1:15:58

Didn't have any time left. Which is weird because was Swayely a headliner? Did I say he was a headliner? No, it was uh no, he wasn't. So that's probably why. So the headliner was Sabrina Carpenter Friday, Justin Bieber Saturday, and Carol G Sunday, the teen artist. So I I guess like he's ran over time, and that nigga was defeated. Because you know what the next song he was gonna do, y'all?

SPEAKER_10 1:16:20

It won Dominican Challenge, was it?

SPEAKER_08 1:16:23

Yes, it was he was about to set up Black Beetle. Oh, at Coachella. You think they would have they wouldn't have done it though?

SPEAKER_10 1:16:33

You think they would've they know that song.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:38

They know that song. Yeah that that that man sound defeated, yo.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:42

Who's single right now? No, this could be us, real quick. Yo, yo, yo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, bro. We gotta do black beaters. Yo, Tilly. Damn.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:56

Who's singing?

SPEAKER_06 1:16:59

Damn.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:00

And then you had Justin Bieber, man. Justin Bieber on the stage playing memes.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:08

That's tough. That's a headliner. Damn. But yeah, um, someone said what? Sorry. Yeah, some people were trying to say he was playing them because of like a label thing, like a way to screw the label.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:25

I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:26

But it turns out that wasn't true. Because you play your music live, you just don't get the whole season.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:31

Would you be upset if like you pay all that money for their up for your headliner that you wanted to go to, and they start like in the middle show just like playing random shit on YouTube? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:46

I'd be mad, but then also I'd be like, imagine how people paid him to perform or are again, they got their money, so I guess it don't matter. Yeah, I guess it don't matter. They got their money from the sales.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:00

Can I hear that?

SPEAKER_01 1:18:03

Yeah, he was just like damn paparazzi, man. They just got a playlist, he just searching shit.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:10

Like, yeah, he yeah, yeah. Like he started playing a video of him flipping up on paparazzi. Like, he's just playing like Rams on YouTube, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:36

Let's do this.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:38

Yeah, man, he just had like a but how long did he do it?

SPEAKER_10 1:18:41

He didn't do it for long, though, was he?

SPEAKER_08 1:18:42

You know J. Cole, man. He didn't think about that.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:45

But he didn't do it for that long. J.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:46

Cole. Hey man. Why am I looking at how got him? These nuts at Coachella.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:53

That man plays somewhere in a Las Vegas gutter right now.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:56

And uh, ooh. The one thing I want to talk about, man. Of the night. My nigga, yo. The one and only. Matter of fact, damn. Can I play this? Hold on.

SPEAKER_10 1:19:12

Austin getting anxious.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:14

I'll I'll play. How many seconds can we get, Austin? Seconds?

SPEAKER_07 1:19:19

Yeah. Zero.

SPEAKER_10 1:19:20

Damn, man.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:22

What if what if it's nigga? Zero. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, what if what if what if you take the pickles off and you just give me the bun? Nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:31

Alright, man. You gotta relax. Y'all been on the box.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:33

What if it's what if it's like muddy audio and people talking and laughing over it?

SPEAKER_07 1:19:41

You know what? Fuck it. If nobody hears this episode, that's fine.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:43

Go ahead and play it with you got my nigga. My nigga tricked daddy, man. He got something to tell the people. Oh shit. Watch my stomach watch the dick. And he starts popping it in front of these school aka.

SPEAKER_10 1:20:05

That nigga starts popping his fucking belly, my niggas. That shit's crazy. She said, why would they pick him?

SPEAKER_08 1:20:26

Yeah, why do they hire him though? So that's their that is that is the golden question everybody on the internet was asking. You hired Trick Daddy, you gave Trick Daddy a playlist and told him to play these songs. And Trick Daddy said, I ain't doing no fucking birthday party. Fuck your playlist. And he came out singing, Jump on the dick. And they cut his mic off and said he was being disrespectful to the organization. The organization put out a letter to my sisters who were attending the 73rd South Atlantic Region Conference, Alpha Cap Alpha Swerve Incorporated, contracted with Trick Daddy, a rapper from Miami, to perform a selected list of songs after our step and show competition on Friday night. We met several times with him and his team to detail our requirements, including attire, language, and Pacific songs. Unfortunately, our requirements were ignored. The language, lyrics, and the comments made by the artists were not acceptable. I ended the performance because of the disrespect for our organization and for our brand. Alright. My man Shake had something to say. What was that?

SPEAKER_07 1:21:51

What does that mean? Oh that might be long.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:13

That's one of my records. You should have known that when you booked me. But don't put out no statement talking about you told me what the motherfucker you gave me a playlist. You can't give me no motherfucking playlist. This ain't your weapon. I ain't no shorty, ain't no love, boy. Anybody that was in there said Diddy and didn't was signify they should not be in there once I grabbed that motherfucking mic. I ain't asked to be there, y'all. And then I gave you, get y'all about me to have the rest of my motherfucking money. Because I gave y'all a discount. Because y'all came through some friends of mine, and I gave y'all gave y'all a high price joke, and you get on, you get on the motherfucking wake up and get on the internet and feel like you gotta you gotta do some some um some mic shit and you gotta explain to somebody about what went on. You turned my mic off, I felt disrespected, I left. I ain't planning on never going to no motherfucking uh social media, but performing for the AKA yeah. But now you done dirtied up my name. I gotta clean my name. I gotta put my name up. You trying to stay face on me. Stay face on, don't stay face on on me, don't use me. Do not use me to stay face. I ain't the mother one. Don't play with me. We had a situation where my performance time got pushed back almost an hour. I didn't stay nothing. I didn't take nothing. I gave you, I gave you the real trick, daddy. I gave you right what you paid for. And you bad enough you cut my mic off and try to get on stage and discredit me. But when I post these videos that was taken by my whole girl from the stage, and I show all the aka's in the crowd, in the audience loving the show, rapping it word for word, recording it. When I take these videos of me taking hundreds of pictures after the show, you're gonna look like a motherfucking fool.

SPEAKER_10 1:24:11

But not did he ever post any of that?

SPEAKER_08 1:24:15

I mean, there are a lot of angles posts. I mean, he he is telling the truth. There was like a certain age demographic, of course, that were up on the stage who knew the songs, who knew Trick Daddy, who knew the Trino songs, right? But of course, you did see the other people film the older members of aka who were leaving in disgust and horrified of what they were seeing in front of them. I don't know. I think um people saw Uncle Luke. Was it Uncle Luke that did it too? AKs Oh, I know that and that went fine. And I guess they felt like but I don't I don't I don't I don't know. I don't know why you go with it. It had to be someone from that like a millennial who did it, right?

SPEAKER_10 1:25:07

Yeah, and the thing is it had to be because there's like a generation we were talking about this, there's a gener like there's a sweet spot for Trick Daddy. Uh over a certain age, no, under a certain age, no. So you if and yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:25:21

Yeah, they said Uncle Luke kept it clean for his performance. Uncle Luke shared a message. Y'all represent class, strength, and leadership at the highest level. So yeah, I guess he was more of a gentleman, and Trick Daddy was like Hold on.

SPEAKER_10 1:25:35

So when he said that, did he then proceed to say, I don't know why I'm here, but I'm still gonna perform? If you represent class, like there's nothing classy about Luke. I mean, he I know he's a politician now, but his music, he isn't he wanted to. I feel like Luke would play what they wanted to play, but I don't know what you would pick of Luke to play. Exactly. Like, what was Dave playing that doo doo brown?

SPEAKER_07 1:25:59

Question, question, question. Do you do you do you think um it'll be like just the just the beats of his songs?

SPEAKER_08 1:26:05

No, he was rapping it. Who Luke? Luke was rapping it. I just clicked on the clip. He was rapping it. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:15

Don't stop.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:16

He was he was hitting it, and they were going there. Yep. Don't don't yep.

SPEAKER_10 1:26:21

You know what? Let's just hey, let's just be a book. It don't help that trick daddy look like trick daddy.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:28

It don't, bro. Maybe that's it.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:29

It don't one is one is wording and the other harassment.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:33

Someone drew exactly someone drew someone drew a picture of Trick Daddy wearing an AKA hat. Oh, and it looked like a melted milk dud wearing an aka hat. That nigga said Boogie McFarlane.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:45

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:46

Yo, but yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:26:49

So it's like of all the people, man. You said it, uh, you said Austin, her flirting versus sexual harassment. So, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:59

That's that was painful. That was crazy, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:27:02

But they should have thought that too better.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:03

Is this real? Is he really is he really running the AK hat? No, this is this is Photoshop, y'all. No. So someone I'm gonna share I'm gonna share this with y'all.

SPEAKER_10 1:27:11

That man ain't Bootsie.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:12

Someone had a meme of trade down aka hat saying, if I send you this, just know I'm doing what the fuck I want to do. Damn.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:19

You know what?

SPEAKER_08 1:27:20

He might also the AK that I know, they were they were hot about this. Like they were really hot. Because they weren't even this thing, they weren't upset with him, they were upset with the person who booked this, who books. Because you actually paid money for this act.

SPEAKER_10 1:27:40

That's like if they book Brian Pumper to come to the show and they surprised he started hitting holes with eggs. He's like, what did you expect?

SPEAKER_08 1:27:47

I found it, man. Look at that shit, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:50

No real god Y'all wrong, boy.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:53

Wait, Austin, you see a shit? Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_10 1:27:59

I'm just saying. Like you get what you I just don't understand. You you trick I I hold on, let me Google Trick Daddy's song lyrics. There's nothing I bro.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:10

He literally said to the crowd, raise your hand if you want your pussy A.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:16

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:17

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:19

And guess what? Himself, the leader of the Eda Booty gang. Why are you questioning this right now?

SPEAKER_07 1:28:25

You're right.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:26

He did say, they do they have a clip of how many women raise their hands, though? I don't know, man. Okay. I don't know, man. Okay, call them out. Trying to get him some old women to go back.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:38

Now, what about that aka that's out there of her mom, their grandma? And he got me asked.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:46

Let me ask you this. Was this a surprise performance, or was he on the flyers? Did they announce it and they knew exactly who was coming to perform at the end of the show?

SPEAKER_08 1:28:57

I'm pretty sure it was uh it was announced on the flyer type of thing. Because even with our stuff, we know who's gonna be a lineup of performance. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:29:03

So, like he said, as soon as he came on that stage and grabbed that mic, that motherfucking mic.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:09

He said, if you don't sanctify and all that, you should have left when I got on the stage and grabbed that motherfucking mic.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:16

Uh man, shout out to Trick Daddy, man. What is like the trick daddy go-to song?

SPEAKER_07 1:29:22

Um jump on no, you'll know now, Nick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:28

Yeah, him and Trina.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:29

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:30

Did Trina pop up?

SPEAKER_06 1:29:32

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_10 1:29:34

Trina ain't got time for this. Nah. You got Patreon. Love and alcohol, love and alcohol.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:40

Woo! Shit. What what's what's them shows?

SPEAKER_10 1:29:44

Love and love. Love and basketball.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:46

Love and hip hop.

SPEAKER_10 1:29:47

Love and hip hop. So Love and Basketball was on TV the other day, and I was thinking of love and hip hop. For some reason, I said love and alcohol, but golly. That's basically what the show is, though.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:57

Trick Daddy could have did a versus, or did he do versus? I think he did with Trina. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He got uh Let's Go. Uh he got Nan, like you said, Stand Up, Thug Holiday. I'm a Thug. Back in the days.

SPEAKER_10 1:30:12

Baby, I'm a Thug.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:14

Shut up, uh-huh. Okay, yep. Shut up. Shut up, shut up.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:19

I guess he could have played some of them songs.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:24

He could have done some of these songs clean. No, well, wait, wait, let me let me look at the lyrics for Shut Up.

SPEAKER_10 1:30:29

Seeing young Trick Daddy made me want to really take care of myself.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:34

Okay, uh, this song starts off with Y'all know we had to remix a damn thing, right? For all the buses, all them niggas hitting up slip and slide, shut up, font boogie remix, shut up, deuce pop, mistrina, trick daddy, bitch, shut up.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:49

Uh sound like a nerd.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:52

You do not like you reading it to a class.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:58

Is that Trina's song? Yeah, Trina is.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:00

Like you're trying to embarrass the person passing the note, and that's how you're reading it. Uh like you reading it to his parents when they come to like yes, your son said I mean uh I'm in court reading that shit. Yeah, you had the Afro Man uh fucking court case.

SPEAKER_10 1:31:18

Uh shout out tree daddy man, keep getting that money, man. And keep hey, you can keep showing up.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:31

Wait. Yo, that dude is looking completely different from back in the day, bro. Damn, trick. What happened?

SPEAKER_10 1:31:45

That's what it do, man. You let it let it go unchecked. I know. He probably went diagon undiagnosed for years.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:54

I'll say one thing, man. Though the rappers today versus the rappers back then, those rappers look scary.

SPEAKER_10 1:32:00

But back in the day?

SPEAKER_08 1:32:02

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:32:03

Cause you had to actually be about man.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:08

That's the man you're not gonna question. You're not gonna even dare say something crazy to this dude right here. Nah, I'm good. Alright, man. That's all I got for F up. Um yeah, that's on that's I'm sorry, y'all that's on the cage, like y'all gotta hold that L, man. Yeah, it is. You get it, trick Daddy the mic, you gotta get the pumps. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:32:31

This is just this whole this whole uh recording started off crazy and it's still going crazy, man. You gotta relax.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:37

What we got for uh you got one gotta go, right? All right, all right. One gotta go. Here we go.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:43

I saw I saw this on uh the insta webs, Instagram, and I was like, no, it'll be fun. Let's let's try this shit with it with us. So without naming yourself, right? That can't be nope, I can't do it. If each one of us has superpowers, which one will be the villain? Oh Lawrence.

SPEAKER_10 1:33:06

Lawrence. No, yeah, okay. I'm gonna say Lawrence. Lawrence, right? And all due respect, Lawrence would be a magneto, exactly.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:16

Yeah, yeah, exactly. He would hold away, talk about, hold on. He'll be boy, he'll be a villain for certain people, like a hero for others. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:26

They will they will they will invest 200 billion to the military to fight him.

SPEAKER_10 1:33:33

What kind of powers are we talking here though? I don't know, it's I don't know. Doesn't it matter? Nope. Power, not even power, it's just power. It's Lawrence with power, that kind of power, any power.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:44

Yeah, that nigga said, Yep, I got the uh the the first the first set of um the first chapter of super black panthers.

SPEAKER_10 1:33:53

Oh bro, I don't even know like don't let him be some shit like one for all or something like that. That nigga giving everybody every it's gonna be over. I'm gonna start handing out abilities.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:08

Boy, that made me think like niggas really out here set these uh warehouses on fire, ain't they? Yeah, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:34:15

You're talking about the dude who set that warehouse on fire, but there's been more like more of the 15 after 15? Yeah, arsons. Yeah, what's crazy is they're getting um they're getting more trouble for sending these fires than the people for being on like uh the Epstein list, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:35

So okay, wait. Austin, you said Lawrence too?

SPEAKER_07 1:34:38

Okay, okay, uh that yo, that nigga will be the the hero, the hero of East Market, bruh, but the villain of West Market, yo.

SPEAKER_10 1:34:49

That nigga putting that nigga's putting South Carolina back on the map.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:58

Yo, hey yo, them red hats would hate that nigga, yo.

SPEAKER_10 1:35:02

They would, you know what? The rest of the when he's not around, they would probably try to probably try to quarantine off South Carolina just because they don't want they're gonna be like, all right, I don't know how he came from there, but we can't let it happen again. Yo, you have to be on some real X-Men shit. He has to take this through half. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:23

Yeah, yeah, bruh.

SPEAKER_08 1:35:24

Yeah, bruh. Shut my beach down, bro.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:28

Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, law is the only one that's gonna redirect all the missiles to have to have uh what is it? Uh color targeting. Like if I was a Viltramite, oh god damn.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:42

Okay, because it no, I'm not even doing like all right, I'm not I'm not helping y'all argument.

SPEAKER_10 1:35:50

Explain, man. No, I'm I'm just being reckless. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:35:57

Are you gonna target buildings or maybe personnel? Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm saying, man, you're gonna have like a real Cecil. We gotta take this guy out. I'm just gonna fly through stuff.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:11

Like, I'm not gonna stop mad and go.

SPEAKER_08 1:36:19

Hey, I just got one request, just one request, all right. Don't touch Amazon, please. Oh, you know Amazon going down. Don't touch, don't touch Amazon, man. I need my stuff. Depends on how much money they decided to put.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:35

Could I leave Amazon alone?

SPEAKER_08 1:36:37

I need my same days.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:38

Don't touch Jeff Bezos.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:41

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey yo, hold on. How can you stop that shit? Hey yo, what happened? Oh no, this nigga just flew through the building.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:51

Yeah, you ain't stopping it. Yeah, nah. Like, what's his uh what's this what's his space program called?

SPEAKER_08 1:37:00

Uh uh shit. What's this called? Which one?

SPEAKER_10 1:37:02

Which one?

SPEAKER_08 1:37:03

Jeff. Uh Space, not SpaceX. Um, no, no, SpaceX is Elon.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:09

Does he have a name for his?

SPEAKER_08 1:37:11

Yeah, it is. It's it's a name for it. Hold on. Space. You saying Lawrence gonna send that nigga up? His is called uh Blue Origin.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:18

Ugh, that's ugly and lame.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:20

Yeah, Blue Origin is the name of it.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:21

He needs to work on his branding, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:23

Found it back in 2000.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:24

Nobody's talking about that shit.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:25

Don't make me talk about this.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:26

I'm gonna end up on a list. I'm probably already on the list. Don't spaceship.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:31

That's Jeff Case. We got you.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:35

He's gonna yo, he's gonna force the uprising, though.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:38

He's gonna make it a little bit more. That nigga gonna free Luigi. Oh, oh, hello.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:45

He's gonna free the shit out of Luigi. He's gonna fly him to tell that nigga come with me. Then you gonna fly to Africa.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:52

He's gonna like he's gonna recruit him like Magneto in the Brotherhood.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:55

Bro, who's the African uh, I didn't even learn his name. The African uh former soldier who's like now like the oh um president of Troy? Troy yeah, Troy, Troy, something yeah, anyway. Rakhine's gonna go meet him personally just to strategize. Ibrahim Troy, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:38:18

The the person farthest from the answer would probably be you, Bernad. You're just too too kind. Like you would be literally Yeah, you would be a black Captain America, bro.

SPEAKER_10 1:38:30

Nah, I can't believe it.

SPEAKER_08 1:38:31

I can't think of anything else. No, no, I can't think of anything else.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:34

I suppose I I think he would be the injustice superman to certain people.

SPEAKER_10 1:38:41

Yeah, no, uh, we'll see.

SPEAKER_08 1:38:46

Uh yeah, I don't know. I'm I I kind of curious how you will handle you know overseas conflicts. Like, who's who do you side with in that?

SPEAKER_09 1:38:54

See, no, that's the thing. I'd be okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:38:57

You're gonna you're gonna side with China and let them invade. You know what?

SPEAKER_10 1:39:00

I'd be thinking about that. I'd be like real talk, I'd be thinking about that. Because I'll be like, man, real talk, real superheroes, it would be an issue because you don't necessarily want to get involved with government because you still want the people to but when it comes to saving lives, like I'm not letting a school of 120 children get fucked up, you know what I mean? So it's like stopping stuff like that. I'm like, all right, y'all do your little petty stuff, but we gotta make sure these people eating and ain't no civilians dying. But it's like, how do you stop that? But then I was like, eventually I'm just gonna have to go and kill a dictator. I don't have to.

SPEAKER_08 1:39:32

Yeah, they're gonna be, yeah, they gotta get you too, bro. You gotta you're gonna take out the wrong country, bro. And they'll be like, you know what? Genocide, that nigga's gone.

SPEAKER_10 1:39:39

Yeah, I'm gonna take out the country, I'm just gonna, yeah. Nah, no, no, no, no, no. Then they're gonna frame me. They're gonna frame it, they're gonna make it seem like, yeah, but no, because it's like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 1:39:49

Like, how, yeah, how do you end conflict then?

SPEAKER_10 1:39:53

Fear. You show up and you pick up their president and you tell him stop.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:58

Oh, I thought you said picking him up and drop. That's what they did in Superman.

SPEAKER_10 1:40:03

Shit, Superman, basically. No, not basically beautiful view a mile away from the ground. You should end that war. But then they be like, Oh, he only ended it because Lawrence threatened to murder him. Lawrence wouldn't even have a superhero name. He's like, nigga, law, you gonna call me law?

SPEAKER_07 1:40:20

No, no, yes, nigga law. That's what's nigger law.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:25

He's gonna make them say it. He's like, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna make him say it.

SPEAKER_07 1:40:30

Hold on, wait, it'd be like it'd be like one of those. Um those like it was like, wait, what's it um Invincible? Where anytime you say invincible, it stops and does the uh the title, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:43

Hey, my name is Yo.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:48

I'm gonna turn it into a horror movie though. That's what it was. Jesus, bro. You're not helping right now.

SPEAKER_10 1:40:54

I'm not saying you said you're gonna be Brightburn. Have you seen that? Yeah, man, yeah, yo, Brightburn is crazy. That nigga just said, I'm just gonna take over. Wait, the day I find out I have powers, I won't do anything for a week, but just show up random places. You know, we saw a person in the sky just standing, just staring.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:14

What?

SPEAKER_10 1:41:15

Yo, that would be creepy. Yo, that'd be creepy. Yeah, it would be a good hard move. You just show up places for a week, then eventually you still shit happens, but you still haven't like made your present known. They just know, yeah, a fucking random tanker was flipped over, and and like, and apparently the straight of her moose is completely closed. Like somehow, somehow there is a dam made of army tanks across the hermouse.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:47

Hold on, wait, hold up. So, would you like target certain areas or just be random areas? All right, all right, all right. All right, no, you sound like a narcred. All right, no, no, don't answer that. No, no, no. I'm saying, like, would you just show up fuck and like stand over like um like a very expensive mall?

SPEAKER_08 1:42:03

Hey, don't answer that, bro. Like, yeah, yeah, come on, man.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:10

Hey, so wait, wait, wait, wait, you sure you didn't find this question on the internet? No, they sent you the survey, nigga. Them boys, them boys reached out to him.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:20

They've been watching Lawrence.

SPEAKER_10 1:42:21

Yo, you a fucking fan. They've been watching Lawrence, like, hey, sliding in as an instant superhero question.

SPEAKER_08 1:42:29

See what people see what see what builds he's gonna target. Exactly. Where would you put targeting?

SPEAKER_05 1:42:37

No, all right. No, we got in this episode.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:40

You know, it's like like like you'd be like floating this guy a target, like looking at everybody who's not uh doing the boycott. Nigga Target? Austin. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_10 1:42:51

Alright. All right. This nigga go police. No, actually, I think that Austin would be the least likely to be a bad guy. Because if Austin had powers, he'll lose the police.

SPEAKER_09 1:43:02

Oh no, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_06 1:43:07

He would use them to do this. He will lose his powers. Who? Austin.

SPEAKER_08 1:43:11

I don't know how he'll just lose them. You just lose him. He'd be like, lose them. It'd be like, hey, we will give you season tickets for life. Hey, here you go, man. Take for life, take my blood. No, take my blood. Fuck it. Make more soldiers. I don't care what you do with them. As long as I get my tickets, as long as I get my section. Like, is this for me? Every game, anytime, I got my section, right? Food free, yo, food and drinks free.

SPEAKER_10 1:43:35

Take my blood. Imagine this nigga at the World Series, right on the field watching, and they say, Yo, on the field, nigga. It's a mud slide. We need you.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:43

Uh we got 15 more minutes.

SPEAKER_06 1:43:49

Yeah, we got uh niggas finished a lot.

SPEAKER_10 1:43:52

Two minutes left, yo. We got five more minutes of stoppage time. You're like, yo, I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 1:43:57

Unless unless they give Austin that pull, he'd be like, yo, time out. And the rest call timeout and he leaves.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:03

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_08 1:44:04

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:05

Yeah. Yep. Yep. In the middle of a soccer game.

SPEAKER_08 1:44:10

Yep. Oh, timeout. Go pause that shit like he actually playing FIFA, yo.

SPEAKER_10 1:44:18

Yeah, they would. They gotta stay exactly in the positions. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:44:21

This will be sitting there waiting 10 minutes for this nigga come back. Fans just sitting there, like, the fuck going on, man.

SPEAKER_09 1:44:28

But yeah, we're playing ball or not. I don't think you got time for that superhero shit. Hold on, like, like honestly, honestly, if you were like, especially if that be some dumb shit.

SPEAKER_10 1:44:39

What the fuck you mean, you're a cat in the tree?

SPEAKER_08 1:44:40

You coming for this? So, like, what game are you gonna pull up at every time? All of them? Come on, man. That'd be multi-man now. Exactly.

SPEAKER_10 1:44:51

That nigga, that's Austin's dream power.

SPEAKER_09 1:44:55

Nigga, man, all the games? Multiple men.

SPEAKER_10 1:44:58

So that man could be in every event. Um yo, think about it. Austin, that'd be his drug, too. That'd be that'd be pretty good. Think about it being he'd be in a million places at once, experiencing all of that. Then he comes back together with all those goddamn his recap gonna be three minutes long, bro. 30. That nigga gonna be a full-length goddamn James Cameron movie.

SPEAKER_08 1:45:21

Damn, he said all the games. Damn, man. So we see where we see where your uh your priorities at, Austin. Pretty much. Don't say that. He said fuck poverty.

SPEAKER_10 1:45:31

So the thing is, Whitney, he'd be a villain. But he'd be like a Lex Luther type nigga. Like he'd have the abilities, but he used them like some way that you wouldn't think, and just just for personal, just for personal gain? Nothing but personal gain. Like you'd somehow be like the president of the world.

SPEAKER_07 1:45:50

Like, come on, of the world government?

SPEAKER_09 1:45:54

Like all that shit comes through you. Like, you ain't gonna do no smashing up stuff, you ain't gonna steal.

SPEAKER_10 1:45:59

You're gonna just you're gonna go talk to whoever you need to talk to, make say some words, do some threats, show them your abilities, and say, All right, I'll run this now.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:09

Hey, look at me.

SPEAKER_08 1:46:10

Look at me. I'm the captain. Nah, I I I I'd be low-key, man. I'll I'll just be like behind the scenes, man. I'll be on my set shit. I'll be on myself shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:19

We'll let Darwin Darwinism take take his toll. Or not take his toll, but do his thing, yo.

SPEAKER_08 1:46:26

Bro, the first thing I'm doing, if I got powers, I'm stopping that nigga dancing, eating. Stopping him. That's the first thing I do, bro. This nigga's getting vengeance.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:37

He got a link.

SPEAKER_08 1:46:38

To help to help my people, I'm taking that nigga down. If y'all who don't know, it is that what did Juice say? He he loose.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:49

Yeah, they said a nigga too loose, Joe. That nigga too big to be there.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:53

Shark bite.

SPEAKER_09 1:46:55

All right, man. God damn it. I'm dropping that nigga in the ocean. Right in the ocean.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:01

Cause you know, he probably can't. Oh, that's fucked up.

SPEAKER_10 1:47:05

I was thinking, no. He probably can't. I can probably based on his mass index, he don't look like he can. But I'm dropping like and just have that nigga yell sharp right now.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:17

Bro, that's wild. That is wild.

SPEAKER_09 1:47:20

And I'm gonna let him I'm gonna let him swim up on him and then I'm gonna pull him out of the water. He's like, he thinks I'm gonna drop him again. Every time I think about him dancing and eating.

SPEAKER_08 1:47:30

See, see, y'all. You know what, listeners? We determined that Austin is not the villain in this story. Everybody else is. Jeremy's gonna take out ice and they're gonna hate him. Oh yeah, Lawrence. He's he's gonna free people and they're gonna hate him.

SPEAKER_10 1:47:48

Nigga, Lawrence is taking out every fucking sale of every clan cell. He's gonna have to be proud of the colour. Lawrence's gonna have the DEI list. That nigga just go and go down that list. Then me and uh then me and Lawrence are gonna team up and find that fucking island and burn that bitch down.

SPEAKER_08 1:48:05

Damn, I didn't think about that.

SPEAKER_10 1:48:07

We're gonna find that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_09 1:48:08

We're gonna burn it to the ground. No, we're gonna put all no, we're gonna get the list. Take all them niggas to the island, then we're gonna burn that bitch down. Then burn it. We're gonna pull a pompei on that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:19

Wait, but wouldn't they get rid of evidence?

SPEAKER_10 1:48:22

Or what do we need evidence for? We got them. Yeah. Okay. Well, no questions asked either. We're gonna be on our punisher.

SPEAKER_08 1:48:31

We're gonna show them what the real punisher is. But who who you gonna free, man? Free. You gonna you're gonna who you gonna free, man? Who you gonna break out?

SPEAKER_10 1:48:39

The dude that ran over that cop. Oh shit, yeah. Luigi. Yep. Everybody with anybody with y'all gonna uh charges.

SPEAKER_08 1:48:49

Y'all gonna leave uh Diddy in the in the prison?

SPEAKER_10 1:48:52

Yeah, I'm gonna break in to make Diddy think I'm gonna get him out. And like, nah, just playing. Take that, take that.

unknown 1:49:01

Damn.

SPEAKER_10 1:49:03

I'm gonna put him on top of the phone.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:06

Oh shit. Yeah. Wait, wait, back? Like, like what he did wasn't that time? Nah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

unknown 1:49:13

Damn.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:14

Damn. I'm gonna hit him with a hot dog too, just like with those time.

SPEAKER_10 1:49:21

I'ma I'm gonna make, but I'm gonna make Diddy and um both Diddy and R. Kelly make right music that they only can perform for each other. Nobody else. Just a punishment. Hold on, bro.

SPEAKER_08 1:49:39

I'm I'm a little bit disappointed because wait, is he still alive?

SPEAKER_03 1:49:43

Is Zimmer still alive?

SPEAKER_10 1:49:45

Oh. Oh, it's gonna turn that nigga into a house slave. Zimmerman. George.

SPEAKER_08 1:49:52

Oh, he's like yeah, he's like looking at her now. Yeah, yeah, that's what okay, that's what I heard. I heard he was like, he can't get a job. He cannot get a job.

SPEAKER_09 1:50:02

Isn't that nigga Hispanic?

SPEAKER_10 1:50:05

He's Hispanic.

SPEAKER_09 1:50:07

Yeah, he's Hispanic.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:09

Oh, I mean he can work for turning point. But it's not gonna be a job that he won't. They're not gonna want him.

SPEAKER_10 1:50:16

He's he's too hot. That's a good question, because I gotta think about it. What would I do? I'm right uh I'm gonna I'm gonna have to write a manifesto.

SPEAKER_08 1:50:24

The man gonna be on his mark. From Invincible.

SPEAKER_10 1:50:34

How I would take over and or save the world.

SPEAKER_08 1:50:39

I just see a lot of conflicts, man. Y'all two run the game. Me, peace. It'll be it'll be it'll be total peace with me. Yeah, peace. Yeah, it would be.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:48

I'm like, yeah, it'd be the same peace that Vader brought up.

SPEAKER_08 1:50:52

Bringing back seriegation. Oh shit. No, not playing.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:58

Nope.

SPEAKER_10 1:51:01

Utopia's being rebuilt. What's a superhero that don't fuck with nobody as long as they don't fuck with him?

SPEAKER_09 1:51:09

But he just be chilling and is like, hey, I'm minding my business.

SPEAKER_08 1:51:13

Bro, I'm telling you, man, if it ain't endorsements or a game, he trying to hear that shit. He ain't trying to hear that shit.

SPEAKER_09 1:51:20

Yo, I was gonna be a goddamn hero for hire.

SPEAKER_08 1:51:22

Like, uh yo, hey, yeah, that is he'll be a hero for hire.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:27

Like, whatever money at, nigga.

SPEAKER_08 1:51:29

Okay. He's gonna be like, Oh, what's this coke? Nah, nigga, get that shit out of here. I don't remember seeing no checks from y'all come through. He's gonna pull that uh bottle up.

SPEAKER_10 1:51:40

He'll be like, dang, that house looks expensive. That fire's getting real close. Oh my god, the wildfire?

SPEAKER_08 1:51:48

Yeah, that's wow.

SPEAKER_10 1:51:49

He's just been watching like them houses.

SPEAKER_08 1:51:53

He's gonna be having cameos and shit. He don't even like his favorite TV shows. What's that show you be watching with the uh the police? Um The Rookie?

SPEAKER_07 1:52:04

Was it the rookie? Well you're talking about watching that number one is what he thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's the same. Yo, the rookie better than number one, yo.

SPEAKER_09 1:52:10

That shit good. Damn. I know one thing. Troy Taylor wouldn't be safe, but anyway.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:17

Um that nigga son like Jason wet locking that bitch like the man.

SPEAKER_09 1:52:30

We done ran out of time.

SPEAKER_08 1:52:31

Yeah, yeah, we gotta get out of here, man. All right, man. This has been episode 149, and for 149, it is code for uh what's 149 code for? Shit. Something crazy. It is going to be ascertainment.

SPEAKER_10 1:52:53

Who? Wait, California penal code says makes it a crime for public officers, such as police officers, to assault and beat any person under colour. Whoa.

SPEAKER_08 1:53:05

Assault by a public officer.

SPEAKER_10 1:53:07

Whoa, that's a thing, they're not allowed to do that. Shit.

SPEAKER_08 1:53:12

So that means you can yell 149 while you're going down. You could try. Under color of the colour.

SPEAKER_10 1:53:18

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that won't that won't work in Florida. Yo, that's crazy. They literally have a law against it. California is known for cos beating ass, but that it's a literal California penal code. That's crazy. All right, then episode 149.

SPEAKER_08 1:53:33

All right, yo, it's been episode 149. Uh, be safe out there. Uh, drink lots of water because it's gonna get hot in these streets. We out, peace. Uh that that was okay. It's getting warm out there, man. They talking about some we're gonna hit like 90 something today.