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Episode 151: Hanaka Tonaka Virus

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SPEAKER_06

Hey, welcome back to another episode of the Jan Squad Podcast. This is with this is Jeremy. Come on, bro.

SPEAKER_03

And this is Lawrence.

SPEAKER_15

What's going on, people?

SPEAKER_06

Hello, hello. Episode 151. Uh brought to you by Gotny Sponsors?

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SPEAKER_06

There we go. There we go. Um I guess we have updates on a shit. One of the many murder cases that Austin follows. What you got for us, Austin?

SPEAKER_02

Oh shit. We bringing in summer right, ain't we?

SPEAKER_06

Bringing uh all right.

SPEAKER_03

So um what's like the the dude Julio Fulio? Jesus. Uh he was murdered by four people. Um uh what is it?

SPEAKER_02

Can we can we use his real name?

SPEAKER_03

Nah man.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. I don't know why. Saying Julio Fulio got murdered sound like a punchline.

SPEAKER_06

Like it sounded like a a Looney Tunes character, and I just don't his real his real name is Charles Jones.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, you said Looney Tunes character, Brennan. Do you do you remember what it looks like? It don't have this, I don't want to see him. No, I don't want to see it. But I'm just saying, like, it's hard to hit, it doesn't have the same gravity when you say Julio Fulio got shot.

SPEAKER_03

Julio Fulio got murdered.

SPEAKER_02

Got murdered, right? Like, I don't know. Like in my head, Yosemite Sam did it.

SPEAKER_03

Shit, nigga, it should have been Yosemite Sam.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I mean, close, close enough.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, so um four men that were convicted of the murder. Isaiah Chance, Sean Gathright, Rashad Murphy, and Davion Murphy. I think one of dudes like 32 years old, yeah. Um so this thing going around, I forgot which one it is. It's like the lights can do with like wavy hair.

SPEAKER_06

Um Lil DeVall said nigga waste all them waves. Bruh, he threw up, man. That nigga ain't never seen the light of day.

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Whew.

SPEAKER_03

Like it's crazy. Um the dude it was uh I forgot his name. Uh damn it, I for I forgot his name. I can't find the clip though.

SPEAKER_02

Which what you talking about where they were during his sentencing? Yes, his sentencing. Yes, bro. Cuz hold on, I got it. I put it in the chat. You found it.

SPEAKER_03

You talking about what that you talking about what his attorney said, yeah, yeah, and what the warden was talking about, or something.

SPEAKER_02

Hold on, let me I drop it in the chat. Yeah, yo, this was the crazy part coming out of this. Like, this is crazy, yeah. It yeah, like play that when you get a chance, because I heard that. I said, yo, like sounds wild to me. This is just read this legit just slavery.

SPEAKER_15

I mean, yeah, that's what that's what prison is, nigga.

SPEAKER_02

It that's what it is, but the like I've to hear it, I guess. Sounds yeah, to hear them because usually they they try to skirt around it at least, you know. But it's 2026, you can just be outwardly racist. But you heard you heard the clip. Well, here, play the clip because I know you've heard it, Lawrence, but it was yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Well, are you disappointed to hear his team say that?

SPEAKER_02

Or yeah, no, yes, because I don't I don't think I just hear people like I've heard people argue against sentences, life sentences, whatever, whatever, right? But I've never heard someone be like, he's they basically talked about him like a slave, like slave labor. I've never heard it, and I'm sure it's not the first time it's happened, but to hear it is crazy.

SPEAKER_00

I say yes, with my experience, not only just in classification, but as former warden and even as a jail administrator. He's someone that's young, um, he's healthy. Um, in reality, we need that labor, we need that um sweat equity, and we will put him out there to work because we do have an aging prison population, jail administration. We have that. So we put these young individuals to work and get some sweat equity out of them since they uh are young and actually can do the work.

SPEAKER_06

It was the sweat equity part. Yeah, that's sweating the word.

SPEAKER_02

No, it's not even well, no, the sweat equity, that's just work that's yeah, I've heard that view before. Like, for how about for humanity, when they have when they give these people these homes, that's how they pay them off.

SPEAKER_15

Which uh that's the only time I've heard it, but to hear him use it in that way is like, dang, like talking about he's young and we can get work out, like that sounds like they talk to him like he's on the the trading block. Why was that even brought up in court, though?

SPEAKER_02

Well, you know what? I think his attorney, or because I was I'm assuming that's his defense.

SPEAKER_06

They're trying to get him out of death sentence, right?

SPEAKER_02

Right, that's all, and he just did it in the worst damn way ever.

SPEAKER_06

Florida nigga. Hey, he sold it though. Cause that judge is like, good point, sir. So that's crazy though. That hearing, yeah. I mean, nah, nigga. The the crazy part is my man Fulio dead. That's the crazy part.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that's true, that's true. And his bump, you be bumping Fulio. Yeah, I was about to say, I don't even believe you, man. Yeah, nigga.

SPEAKER_06

And now I wonder, can't enjoy that song no more.

SPEAKER_15

Be bump. Oh, yeah. Be just working on spreadsheets bumping at Fulio.

SPEAKER_06

They'll never know. Uh so yeah, man. Uh people have been talking about that. And all four have been sentenced, right? Or they're waiting to be sentenced. I know two of them have. Okay, two of them have. Damn. Yeah. Now, let me ask you this. People were confused. There was a young lady a part of the case, too. So she's like another. Oh, the person that set them up. Yeah, that's like totally a separate sentence for her down the road, right? Yeah. Okay, okay. I wonder how they're gonna sentence her.

SPEAKER_03

Murder.

SPEAKER_12

Hmm.

SPEAKER_03

Think about it. If she didn't set him up, then he wouldn't have got murdered. I'm I'm I'm thinking about it as like like a mafia thing, right? Whereas like if you are involved in a mafia hit, then you get charged with the thing.

SPEAKER_06

Well, man, I got some random news for y'all. Um this is a question for y'all, you know, good question to go around. I was looking somewhere on my phone and saw a guy here in Maryland, he hit five million dollars in a scratch off. One, I was like, damn, five million dollars in a scratch off? How much scratch offs on cost you like what? The most you can pay on a scratch off is maybe twenty dollars, probably more. Cheapest five? Yeah, two dollars. Which neighborhood is talking about two dollars. Come on, man. Uh so you know what? I saw I saw the uh picture, and my man is standing there holding the big ass fake check, five million written on it, right? And one thing I realized, bro, I can see your face. It made me think about this story, y'all, where young man goes in to claim his scratch off winnings. In certain states, you are allowed to uh hide your identity when you take your picture with it, right?

SPEAKER_02

Unfortunately, only certain states, it should be everybody. You should have that permission, every state.

SPEAKER_06

Which yeah, kind of crazy. Who votes that in? Like, how okay, anyways. So my man pulled up dressed in a full-ass Darth Vader outfit. As he should, and received the check and everything, took pictures, shook hands in full-on Darth Vader. And looking at it, I was like, This shit look insane, kind of fucking cool. Nah, but man, you you you played it safe. So, yeah, this is my this is my question to y'all. Uh huh. Let's say you get put in this man's shoes, boom, scratch off. You win, I'll say 10 million dollars. 10 million dollars scratch off. You have to go in person, but they say you are allowed to consider your identity and you can wear a disguise, you can do that shit like Eddie Murphy, you can go with a full ass costume. What you wearing?

SPEAKER_02

Listen, come on, man.

SPEAKER_06

You said, What am I wearing? What you wearing, man? Which what's your disguise?

SPEAKER_02

Before I get into this, I'm all for that. Because that dude's smart. He's not trying to end up like that. Uh, what's that little mama movie? Uh lottery ticket.

SPEAKER_06

Lottery by asking with little mama, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

This nigga, okay, okay, man.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, yeah, but lottery ticket, because I ain't trying to be running these streets, so I would uh nigga. I show up, you know I'm showing up full Spider-Man, full movie, movie. The onesie, wait, wait, the onesie nigga? I'm blowing my money early. As soon as I find out I'm ordering the full movie replica.

SPEAKER_04

He getting the wait, wait, you getting the cosplay version and not the uh party city version? I'm cosplay. No, I'm getting the prop.

SPEAKER_06

I just want to shut the fuck up. You getting the prop from the studio, nigga?

SPEAKER_02

From the studio from the cell?

SPEAKER_06

All right, all right, all right.

SPEAKER_02

I got it. They're like, sir, that's gonna, that's like that's like ten thousand dollars. I got it.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's probably more. Yeah, it's probably more maybe maybe uh auction. So okay, okay. So this man said full Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, full Spider-Man, Miles Morales, maybe. Oh, speaking of, that's a good segue for it. Anyway, but yeah, Miles Morales. Okay, full blown. And Austin's gonna show up with uh what is it? Like do flamingo.

SPEAKER_03

No, nope, nope, it'll be Deadpool, but with the sumo suit under it.

SPEAKER_02

Damn. Oh, he can he disguise in his body and everything.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you're not gonna know who the fuck I am at all.

SPEAKER_06

I just pulled up this nigga's chat. This motherfucker won 95 million dollars, y'all. What the Vader? Yes. Wait a minute. This was in 2020. Come out 95 million. Is that that's not what you said? No, the guy I saw he won and Marily he won five million, but he showed his face. Yeah. No.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You ain't seen me. You might never see me again.

SPEAKER_06

Not even the uh the uh after you okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02

I'm taking that Vader check we straight to airport. Y'all ain't seen me go. Not in that city.

SPEAKER_06

I don't think the check's gonna leave the building. That shit gonna get destroyed in the building. What you mean? Well, you know what I mean. So look, so look, you gonna fuck around, put that shit down the bathroom, someone be like, yo, hey yo, then go be like in Harlem.

SPEAKER_03

Nigga beat your ass like that, like what was it? The uh Warriors. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_06

You gonna pull up like that damn chick gonna pull up that broom and fuck you up? All right, so we got you said, hold on, you said Deadpool, Deadpool with a small outfit under it.

SPEAKER_03

God damn it, Austin.

SPEAKER_02

What what about what about you?

SPEAKER_06

Wait, Marvel lose their mind off that fucking free ass publicity you give them to. I don't give a fuck what they lose, nigga.

SPEAKER_03

I'm buying Marvel. Shit. I'm about to go back in time and erase Peter Parker. This be Miles Morales.

SPEAKER_02

No, what are you gonna be uh be like that dude? Yo, Lawrence, who was that that asshole rich dude who was putting himself in that that alpha type nigga who was putting himself in all those movies buying production credits? Was it Bazilario? Something anyway, yeah. Dan Bazeri. There we go. That's how Austin's gonna be. He just gonna be he gonna be in movies for no reason. He's gonna be with he gonna be uh in every team locker room for no reason, hanging out just there, just hanging out, talking to the players, giving them pep talks. They look at him like who this hey man, shut up. He paid for he paid for the locker room. Oh hey, hey, Miss Blackman. Because that's what he was doing. He was buying his way into everything and acting like he was talking about what's money can't buy your happiness.

SPEAKER_06

So my i I'm I'm going more for the the the theater effect here. Oh god. I'm going I'm going to wear the same disguise, chatter scambino hat on in that weird ass Atlanta episode.

SPEAKER_02

Mr. Perkins.

SPEAKER_15

I kind of want people to know I'm black, so I gotta wear a black person.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, okay. No, come on now. Hold on. If they see Mr. Perkins, they gonna know Whitney Black. Mr.

SPEAKER_15

Perkins ain't gonna that niche of a character.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, that is definitely a deep black cut. Donald Glever is gonna be pointing at his screen, like, yo, yo, yo, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna hit the hit, I'm gonna hit up the voice and everything. They'll never know. Nah, Lawrence was never see me coming. Oh god damn.

SPEAKER_02

You're gonna show up as a man.

SPEAKER_04

I'm showing up, I'm showing up in some type of race.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, yo, uh Lawrence Lawrence didn't want to tell you, but he's gonna show up with a uh Shea Guerrera mask or either a Fred Hampton.

SPEAKER_15

I was gonna do I was like Black Panther, but then we're like, dang, Black Panther kind of chubby. Like, I don't want to talk about them. Definitely might break that uh that leather face back out.

SPEAKER_04

You know what I was talking about? Can you imagine how crazy that nigga look in the leather the full ass leather face? Yeah, you gotta make sure he has blood and shit too. So they're gonna be like, one, they're gonna be nervous if he can hand you the check. And then they're gonna be like, all right here, take the picture. Here we take the picture, nigga. Take the picture. When you take the picture, pull out a chainsaw, cut it in hand.

SPEAKER_06

Oh man, I don't even know who owns Texas Chainsaw, but they're gonna lose their mind too. Like, yo, and that warning. Yeah, I don't know because they you gotta think about when Texas Chainsaw came out. My nigga made that with a budget of five thousand dollars and a stick of gum. So I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

That nigga just he just walked, then he just found an abandoned house and started filming. Yeah, he made a classic, though. That's crazy. Wow, hey uh my bad chainsaw must be down bad. A24 owns them.

SPEAKER_06

It's been through so many, bro. So many, so many variants, but yeah. All right, man. That was just that'd be crazy. That was just my random thought, man. Like, what would your ask yourselves to listener? What would your disguise be to claim your lottery scratch off winning in public? What would you do? So wait, so hold on. Question for y'all Does North Carolina force you to show your identity?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know if they force you to show it, but it's not hidden. Like you can like they announce it.

SPEAKER_14

Ooh, yeah. Ooh.

SPEAKER_06

I think Virginia, you're safe.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, yeah. I feel like Virginia gotta show it, but you gotta uh but yeah, you can hide your identity in Virginia. I looked it up before.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, wait a minute. Oh, oh, my bad. I see I haven't checked in years. So as of July 1st, 2025, North Carolina lotted renters of five million or more can request to keep their identity confidential.

SPEAKER_06

Oh prizes capped, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, for prizes under five million, the NC Education Lottery considers your name, city, county, and prize amount public record, meaning your identity cannot be hidden. Okay, good to know. So only if you really rich.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, so same thing for Virginia, Lawrence. They said prizes over 10 million. Damn, 10 million? Damn. That's cutting it though.

SPEAKER_02

Let's see. Five million plus. When there's five million more can request to have the identity identified information kept confidential. Under five, your name, city, prize amount are public. You are not required to do public photo opportunities.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. I think the name may got some common names.

SPEAKER_02

Um, not when you stream the whole shit together. Yes.

SPEAKER_06

You met another Austin Blackman, right? Actually, I do.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Lawrence is pretty common. Actually, worked with him. Okay. So yeah. Y'all can y'all can get away with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That's crazy. Man, actually, I have seen other Jeremy Burnett's in the state system, even in my state.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. So it might be a terminator. You might be having a nigga go through the phone book, like it's gonna be one of these niggas.

SPEAKER_02

Talking about only fucking terminator, man.

SPEAKER_06

He's gonna be one of them. Looking for Sarah, looking killing all the Sarah Connors. He's gonna go down the list of all the Jeremy Burnett's Lawrence Rouse. Yeah, he finally all man.

SPEAKER_02

I know for you, though, there's gonna be a lot of uh women getting murdered.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03

No real talk. Somebody going to jail for a hate crime.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's gonna they the serial killers gonna honestly. You might be sexual. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_06

Uh huh. My co-worker said this to me at work. I hope so, nigga. Because they they got like a they were talking about your co-workers, they were talking about unisex names. I was like, yo, go ahead and every Whitney. She was like, Man, you know what? Yeah, damn, your name's crazy. Can't nobody find you. I was like, Yep, all they're gonna find is women. And then if they do roll up, they're gonna think they're wrong.

SPEAKER_02

They're like, oh shoot, I got the wrong house.

SPEAKER_06

This is the wrong person, man. All right, man. Let's let's keep it moving.

SPEAKER_05

Uh they can name it after the people who he hates.

SPEAKER_02

Come on, man. Jesus. All right. Yo, uh, I did have one thing. Your boy, uh, what is it, Shamik? So he got his new movie coming out.

SPEAKER_15

Um Shamique.

SPEAKER_02

Shamik Moore. Is it Spider-Man? No, no, it's like another action-y type movie where he's playing like a uh he's playing like it's a I think it's a Tarantino produced movie. It's not live action, is it? It's live action, and he's like playing like a superhero. Not like a superhero, like a vigilante. Um, but I guess he was doing a signing or something for it, or doing like a meet and greet. Um, and well, yeah, you pull that clip up and play it. Because I just want to get y'all's thoughts, because it's like come on, bro.

SPEAKER_06

That's not good, man. You know, they the world has not the world does not forget about actually the internet does not forget.

SPEAKER_11

I know we all brought Spider-Man stuff, but you know, how you doing? I didn't sign up to sign up.

SPEAKER_14

Oh, you stop it there.

SPEAKER_02

But yeah, no, like yeah, he was doing some of it. And it's his first movie uh called us. It's just called One Spoon of Chocolate. Okay, and he's uh let's see here a vet who finished a stretch in upstate New York, he's looking for a quiet life. Basically, he has Ohio moving in his his cousin, but he quickly realizes he has traded prison for freedom. He's traded it for the graveyard. Basically, um, let's see.

SPEAKER_06

So here's my thing. You've been to everyone here, y'all been to like places where you can have a celebrity sign your shit that you bring, right? What celebrity trips off the fact what that item is? Depending on if it's not if it's like not too large. I know people are like, if it's too large, they'd be like, Oh no, you got paid, but like really.

SPEAKER_02

Well, in his case, what is this? This is for okay, yeah. Spoon. So the thing is one spoon of chocolate, it's uh oh, directed by RISA, yeah, produced by Tintino, direct by RISA. So it looks really cool. But um he was working on it for like years, yeah, and uh, and he's probably there like a premiere or something for it. Okay, so but still, like to me, probably the fact that he said I didn't sign up for this, I think that's the point. Like, nigga, you did you you did sign up for this, and it'd be different people being rude, disrespectful, something like that.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but if the guy's just coming with this, yeah, like the dude was chill, like he wasn't like disrespectful how he approached him. He was kind of like, Oh, Spider Man, oh also, you gotta understand Wait, wait, wait. What was his reaction have been if I showed up with the get down picture?

SPEAKER_02

Right, right, exactly. Would there have been the same thing like that about that too?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, they canceled it, get out of my face, nigga. I don't know. Was that his reaction, P?

SPEAKER_02

But yeah, maybe. But the thing is, like, you gotta also realize the reason he probably came with the probably honestly, the only reason he even wanted to see one spoon of chocolate is because oh, he might have wanted to support and meet you. So it's like like you can't take that for granted. And like I said, it'd be different. He was being a jerk, a butthole. He yeah, he he politely came up, had had like a little thing to sign, a little picture to take. Keep moving. Yeah, like if you I don't know. And and I'm not in it, but you know, Hollywood, nothing. But I feel like if you I don't know, I just hate when people are super excited and like, oh, this is life changing. I love playing this character, da da da. And then years later, like I uh hate what it's become. It's like I don't know. I understand if you start as a kid, maybe you don't understand. And it grew but it's like well you're a little older and you like you know what you're signing up for, but I don't know. I just thought it was weird, and he also got all those weird not to say allegations because that that's a new term, that's a new term now. He always he got all those weird creep allegations about just being a weirdo, yeah. Not in like a bad way. See, weirdo and creep is such derogatory terms now because they mean I mean like I mean 90s creep.

SPEAKER_06

I mean in this situation, I think creep is the right term.

SPEAKER_15

I mean you're still talking about Shameet Moore, right?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_15

They were he was weird, wasn't he?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, he was being just straight a weird and creep. Okay, yeah. I just okay. These women were married, bro, or like engaged.

SPEAKER_02

No, both of them were okay. Yep. Well, yeah, that man's gonna that means that man about to hate this uh Spider-Man 3 tour. He's gonna have to go if he's already over it and they haven't even released the third movie that people have been waiting three years for.

SPEAKER_06

They're gonna Ezra no no no, they're gonna Ezra Miller his ass. He won't see him on the carpet or doing these press conferences. How are you gonna not gonna have the the wrong character if if I because if I'm Sony, no scrap it, we don't need it. It's Spider-Man. He right, you right. People people waiting for this, they don't give a fuck about him, they won't see the movie. You don't they don't care, they don't care about him. They just want to see the verse, yeah. That's well, I'm waiting on okay. They they want the movie, that's true. Ezra, Ezra Miller, him, bro. That's Hollywood baby.

SPEAKER_15

No, they tried to hype up like Ezra Miller deal different. They was like, No, we gotta keep him on the movie. Wait till you see this movie. We're talking about the publicity. You're gonna be okay with him throwing chairs at old lady because it's gonna be amazing.

SPEAKER_04

Yo, hold on, hold on. Warner brothers yoke that nigga. They call that nigga by the collar.

SPEAKER_02

Get your ass down. They said, Listen, you ain't doing no interviews, we'll just try to talk you up. Sh me, they might just ignore that man.

SPEAKER_06

I feel like they hired someone just to karate chop microphones out of people's hands so Ezra Miller and say shit. You know, just some see somebody with a flying kick. Like, no, nigga, he's not talking. The fuck out of here. He's already done enough damage to brand. But yeah, damn, that's that was damn. But no, I just want you to talk about this.

SPEAKER_02

Come on, Shamik, man, like relax.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I won't talk about some hating news, man. One of the most proficient hate watching I've seen in a while. Bam. You got that one, Austin?

SPEAKER_03

I can't let it. I'm saying right now.

SPEAKER_02

Well, it's not really not really nothing to play. Or did they talk about it? Because it's literally just a clip. Oh, you just want everybody to see it.

SPEAKER_03

So, I mean, look, this is kind of sports later, but not really. Um Dylan Brooks has moved into my top ten most favorite current current NBA players now, just because of his commitment to hate. Because he's like LeBron James, or he does not like LeBron James when he when he plays against him. He does all this weird stuff, whatever. So Dylan Brooks plays for the Phoenix Suns. He's been eliminated in the first round. The Lakers are in the second round. The Lakers are down 3-0 at home. Dylan Brooks says, I'm about to pull up. And he pulls up to the game, sits front row, and laughs at LeBron James like a super villain with iced out necklace.

SPEAKER_02

Not even front row, of course, at like front in front of him.

SPEAKER_03

Under the back. So he so LeBron James can see nothing but him shining. And he's laughing at him with a seven to seven in the first quarter.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. Man is wearing all not I can't jeans are black, but he's wearing all black shirt with nothing but all his diamonds dancing. Got a grill in his mouth, just catching it. It's like it's like he said, he's like, Where the where's the light gonna hit? Yeah, I want to see here. He probably paid. I feel like he paid somebody to move because the lighting was better. Because the look, the diamonds on his his uh joint was just dancing. It reminded me that time I saw when we saw Floyd at uh yeah, it was um Dreas. When we saw Floyd Mayweather on the other side of the room, and I didn't know it was him, I just saw his chain. So um, but Dylan Bruce is sitting there with the most menacing grin on his face. And what's crazy about it, because I thought, oh man, this must be the end of the game. That man really hyped. He just watched him get eliminated. And like Austin said, the score was seven to seven, and this man was at peak. He just knew, like, was gonna will them to lose.

SPEAKER_06

Do you think like he just paid someone to shine a light from the other side on him?

SPEAKER_02

Um I would not. Oh no, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_03

I'm sorry, sorry. Uh, here's the thing to the beginning ad. This game was in LA, so it's a home game for LeBron James.

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Right.

SPEAKER_06

It made me it made me think about that boondocks episode, bro. When had the watch. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03

I think Dylan Brooks still lives in Canada. Oh shit. What? The season is over.

SPEAKER_06

Damn.

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Damn.

SPEAKER_06

So he he he lives in Canada. He I believe he does. Let's see. And okay, okay. That shit was made me think about this though.

SPEAKER_07

Shine, you go and they shine, I shine.

SPEAKER_13

God damn! Tell me what time it is. Get the fuck out of here for real, nigga.

SPEAKER_06

Yo, what the fuck is all this watch shit, yo? Who's the watch person in here? Cause explain this this shit to me, man. What's the hype for it? What do you mean? They're hyping up this collab watch, but it's not even like a watch watch.

SPEAKER_03

I'll tell you, I'll tell you what I'll tell you why. Um APs, right? Those watches usually are in the tens of thousands. Yeah. So they have a collab with I think swatch? Swatch, yep. Yeah, swatch. So it's different colorways, right? Okay. Okay. So with that collab, people can get an AP slash swatch um for $300. That's why people are going crazy.

SPEAKER_06

They can say, oh, I got an AP now. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's $300? $300. So people are camping out for a $300 watch because it's the AP.

SPEAKER_15

I don't think they're camping out. I think they just or they're trying to scalp it. No, it's like, oh. Say, say uh Rolls-Royce did a collaboration with Toyota. Perfect. Oh, okay. Yep.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_15

And a bunch of people went and got this collaboration. And you know, the collaboration costs like a man. Like I say a Toyota Crown.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Like you know, it's it's not crow the Cameron. But they saying, yo, I got this Rolls Royce.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, by name, yeah. But it's not a Rolls Royce.

SPEAKER_15

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so that that that that helps me better understand the man behind it then. Cause I just kept seeing like a bunch of jokes on it on the internet. And I'm like, damn, what the fuck is an AP swatch collaboration about? Okay.

SPEAKER_15

That is a bit cartoonish to me. That's my thing.

SPEAKER_06

You say it looks cartoonish? The colors do. Yeah, it looks like something. Uh you know what? Now that you mentioned Lawrence, it did give me Nickelodeon vibes, which is why I was like, is what y'all going crazy for?

SPEAKER_02

Isn't that what the Swatch is known for, though? That's the point.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know, Swatch. But check this but check this out. So now people can get like four or five different colors for still under the same price, or yeah, under the same price as what you get for a normal AP, and they can rock it with different clothes.

SPEAKER_02

So with Swatch, that's like old school, like 90s kids watches. That's what's crazy about it. Like, so y'all, so Law, you say you're not familiar with Swatch at all.

SPEAKER_06

Oh wow, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking at this shit right now. I see what you mean. If you look, if you look at built Lawrence, it's really for the colors.

SPEAKER_02

So yeah, but if you look at old school, the way Swatch, even though even those colors there are mere muted, they're not like those are muted, those are cool.

SPEAKER_15

You can wear those or something, but like the collaboration colors are like cartoonish a little bit, right?

SPEAKER_02

Because that's what Swatch is, and that's probably why they're doing it like that. Because if you look like I think look up like Swatch Watch 90s or something like that, and you'll see, like, literally, it just used to be this cheap little watch that kids wore to school. Like, that that's what's crazy. How everything that's old is new again with a big ass price tag.

SPEAKER_06

Yo, what was what was the computers that had like the gel colors back in the day? Max nigga? The max with the big back? The Macintosh. So you remember when they had like the color max back in the day? That's what these watches remind me of when everything was just all about color. Yeah, and then everything's gonna go back to black and white soon.

SPEAKER_03

Pretty much interesting. Okay, so maybe it's some nostalgia factor here. No, because people that's getting it are people that are darker than us. Oh, well, that's because it's the same thing.

SPEAKER_02

That's because it's nostalgia factor in that, like we know of it, but that's usually that's what's been happening with everything often. Like me kind of being in a retail space, I get to see what these young niggas are buying, and they're buying old stuff. Like I'm talking about like Rolling Stone shirts, Pink Floyd, Def Leopard. Swatch, yeah. And and don't try to spark up a conversation say, Oh shoot, you you like Rolling Stones? Like, huh? No, it's just all yeah, it's all a brand now. Nostalgia is a brand now.

SPEAKER_06

So, do you think AP kind of had like some type of say in this not being a wrist watch?

SPEAKER_15

It is a wrist watch. They're doing both, they're doing pocket watches and wrist watches. Oh, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_06

I've only been seeing the pocket watch, so they are doing wrist watches. Okay, okay. You say you don't know why they're doing pocket watches? Yeah, because I don't think they're working for pocket watches. Oh, okay. You'd be surprised, man. You might see a YN pull out a pocket watch, check the time. Maybe you know, go back to supporting his community. I don't know. All right. Um maybe it'll be he'll wear it with the with the quarter zip. They're gonna have the quarter zip and the uh switch, man.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_06

Is it wait? Is is is the hilt switch and the swatch. That's what that's what they're gonna call is it might sound too much like a squatch, you hear me? I'm about to say, is uh the clip gonna match the uh is it gonna match it, man? They're gonna match the colors up with the shoes, clip match the watch.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, like a legal block and a swatch to match up.

SPEAKER_06

Come on, man. Don't go don't give no ideas now. They're gonna straight to jail. I actually, yeah, I actually don't even know why I would want a pocket watch. That yeah, I'll just you know what?

SPEAKER_03

Give it give it 10 more years. You'll find a way to put a pocket watch.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna get one and just find a reason to pull that shit out of work.

SPEAKER_15

I don't only way I would want one if it has like a real shiny ass chain to it.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah, because like if you okay, look at this.

SPEAKER_15

I got it up right now. Like you gotta do the four three-piece with it, chain dangling, just so they see it.

SPEAKER_06

I don't like, yeah. It's uh this is a good color scheme.

SPEAKER_15

I like the green was kind of cool to me.

SPEAKER_06

The green one, yeah, green eight, yeah. Uh okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. All right. Well, there you go, man. See, I didn't know, man. I didn't know, man. Let me find out also knows about the uh the watch stuff, man.

SPEAKER_03

Make sure you stay away from these YNs, yo. Come on, yo, it's uh let me oh, yes, colorful watch. I'm out. I think it's time to go home.

SPEAKER_15

I had to look up the owner because I saw something say it was a black dude, and it is a black dude that owns Automar Pago. Wait, really?

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I saw Kevin was showing off his collection. Yep. And I was like, oh, there's a lot of black women watches out here.

SPEAKER_15

Um Spring Break, because y'all know he went to Anti. Um Italian Twine is based out of uh Virginia here. It's named after two streets over in Portsmouth, Portsmouth or Norfolk. They're pretty nice. And then I used to follow 17th, and they have some nice watches too.

SPEAKER_06

I will say the color of spring break watches are very tempting now. Shout out to the classmates, man. Very tempting now. Like just looking at the how it much expanded by now. I can ever buy one, man. Get him everywhere, man.

SPEAKER_03

I'm gonna go ahead and grab one.

SPEAKER_06

So I guess we can roll into F and up for the week, man. Um no, hold up.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, wait, you gotta for F up or let me check and see what's for that. Uh all right, nope. Uh I think Drake's dropping. Do you think he has a Kendrick line? He does. It's already leaked. Okay. Do you think Kendrick is gonna say something? He really brought up Kendrick.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, wait, he really brought up Kendrick, y'all?

SPEAKER_15

He Kendrick told him to keep my name out your mouth, didn't he? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06

He didn't learn from not like us at the Super Bowl.

SPEAKER_05

Say Drake. Say Drake at the Super Bowl?

SPEAKER_02

I so I heard I saw a post that someone did where it's like they they DM'd Kendrick, like, yo, man, Iceman dropping, or Ice Age coming, or something. What you cut basically, what you think. And Kendra just laughed and said, uh, what he he said, what's something like uh it's always uh always fuck ice. I was like, dang.

SPEAKER_04

You set yourself up, Drake.

SPEAKER_16

You set yourself up, Drake.

SPEAKER_02

That man just casually like he set himself up for that one. That was too easy. And I was like, dang, I bet nobody even thought about that.

SPEAKER_06

You didn't have to get in there and write those right note off the top, off the dome. That was easy. One that come on, Drake. Hey, so how'd y'all feel about his whole promotion with the huge ice block?

SPEAKER_03

Do you think it was staged where you saw who got it? Well, no, well, here's the thing. I thought it was cool that he did it. But just like I think for the play of like Drake's stuff, whatever, Drake is like the Cowboys. The problem isn't always him, sometimes it's the people who follow him. Same thing as Cowboys fans. Sometimes it's not the Cowboys.

SPEAKER_06

Sometimes it was mostly men on some caveman shit, starting fires on top of it, jump up and down like cavemen. Like, you know what you could use? Salt.

SPEAKER_15

Nah, yeah, people didn't pay attention.

SPEAKER_06

They were they were setting fires on it, bro.

SPEAKER_03

Setting fire, just salt.

SPEAKER_15

That's gonna take longer to actually melt it.

SPEAKER_03

But it's fire, Lawrence. It's fire. In a place like Toronto where they have to deal with snow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Oh y'all, y'all, come on now.

SPEAKER_06

That's that is fair. It's all uh you know what? They actually because I use it, there's this uh certain type of uh product I use that goes on like soft round pebbles that actually melt through the snow. Um so yeah, there's certain ones you can get instead of just regular salt, too, for that fast reaction year-round. Fast reaction, yeah. Yeah, it's yeah, yeah. You said Toronto, yeah, yeah. So I don't know, man. Hey man, they said fire. Fire, and they were like chipping away at it. Yo, they weren't even using real real tools, I believe. They were just taking like a skateboard and trying to chip through that bitch.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, they are from Canada, man.

SPEAKER_06

Come on, man. Do better, man. Y'all, yeah, yeah. Y'all was on some Fred Flintstone shit, what I saw. Niggas was yelling that niggas, what no one had any tools? Niggas setting, they were like making cave fires on top of that bitch, and for all this, for some oh, coincidentally, influencer, streamer to get it, and open it in front of Drake's resident. Well, one of Drake's residents, I think probably wasn't even home. They were like, Yeah, you set up this far from the house and film. Don't come any closer, we'll shoot you. Uh, but yeah, are you excited, Austin? I know you're excited for a I know you I I know you're gonna hit play.

SPEAKER_03

No, I'm not like you, Whitney. I don't need to listen to shit to judge it. I'm gonna just say you the one who hit me up during my vacation to express your anger about J.

SPEAKER_06

Cole. I would. I would listen to J.

SPEAKER_03

Cole. Okay, like some of his songs. Here's the thing about Drake it's some stuff is okay, but it's I think it's more of the production. But you can tell he be just just just be okay. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Big Sean, right? Okay, I'm I'm I'm not I'm not saying they're they're on the same level, but Big Sean was really good with his mixtape days, right? Yeah, yeah, he was but then after he got the album, he was like, people are gonna buy this shit anyway. Same thing as with Khalifa. That's what Drake been doing for the last 20 years. The problem is Drake's still rapping like he's 20.

SPEAKER_06

He's just trying to show love, man. So if he invites you to a listening party, you're not gonna go.

SPEAKER_03

Witten, you have stood beside me when you saw Drake for Sprite step off. Do you want to tell the people what the fuck happened? All right, because they looked at us like yo, people looked at us like what's wrong with y'all?

SPEAKER_05

Look at this nigga off the stage.

SPEAKER_06

Man, Drake was at a low point in his life. Yo, we yo, it was like, yo, get this motherfucker out of here, yo. This nigga was niggas put his thumb down like a fucking gladiator. Yo, all right.

SPEAKER_05

It's because it stays Drake.

SPEAKER_03

We're like, yo, this mother, you know, put you thumbs down those niggas on the drink, B.O.B. All these other people.

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Nah.

SPEAKER_03

Luffy. Fiasco. Also, all right. Also, also, also, too, one time. Um, I feel I feel like he's cosplaying a rapper. Like he's yeah, he's acting like it. Yeah, it doesn't seem authentic. Even those people who do kind of not be about this stuff, whatever. But I'm like, what the hell?

SPEAKER_06

Kind of like how Drewski made a skit about the uh British UK acting.

SPEAKER_03

That's what I want to talk about. Hey man, I'm glad somebody said it, man. I'm getting I'm I'm sick of that too.

SPEAKER_06

And your boy actually responded. Wait, who? Damson. Yeah, yeah. That's what was coming. Your boy from uh Snowfall, Austin. Okay, yeah, what did he say? He basically was like, You ain't shit, and put like a bunch of laugh emojis behind it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh no, yeah, oh yeah, you know it's true. Because you know it's true, it's funny, but and why get mad when we get we eat off of it? So why get your money, man?

SPEAKER_06

Get your money. But that wasn't even the first time someone called it out. Samuel Jackson called out a long time ago.

SPEAKER_02

Samuel Jackson, even uh uh Anthony Mackey. Anthony Mackey called it out. He was saying how uh he said he was shooting one movie because you know he's from New Orleans, and they were shooting a movie in New Orleans, and the kid. Yeah, that's my homeboy, and uh we were playing. He was saying the guy was playing someone, and Anthony Mackey said he went to the direct uh like director or something, or one of the writers like, hey, we gotta put a line in there somewhere saying he moved from UK to this area, like something, it's gotta be something so that people understand that's why he because he's like, No matter when you you hear them trying to speak with these accents, but you can tell, especially if you're from there, like that's not it. Yeah, and so it's like he said he went to the directors like yo, y'all gotta write something in. So, and so he said they put in some line just saying, Oh, yeah, when he was he was born in UK and moved over here, blah blah blah. And that he's like, Fine, that's fine, because now when people hear it, they're like, Okay, he has a little bit of an accent because he lives here, but it doesn't sound right because he's not from here, and and I never thought about it, but that's that's true. Like, even when you go back and watch the wire now, they were playing clips, I hate it. They were playing clips from the wire, and it's like, no, first, here's what they did first. First, they played clips of actual Baltimore niggas with their twos, twos, iron, iron hands, right? Then they played Idris Elba's clips, a few of his clips, and it's like, oh, like you can hear it. Like, not not like like I said, for any people not from the area, people watching a Baltimore show outs from outside of Baltimore.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, they're never knew anybody from Baltimore.

SPEAKER_02

They're like, oh, I thought he was really black. But then I'm pretty sure people in Baltimore, as much as respect as they'll give him, they're like, Oh, that I mean, he tried, that was good. And because even when he tells the stories about like the casting directors and the people he worked with, not knowing he wasn't from there. Well, I guess because they're not from there either. Exactly. So, of course, they're like, Oh, he did a great hood accent. But it's like anyway, not knocking it, acting is acting. So, I honestly, I'm not one that agrees that necessarily it's wrong or right, or I mean, no, not that that there's anything wrong with uh someone British portraying him. But when it's uh I think when it's done bad, when it's not respectful, when it's done as a caricature, that's when it's you know, kind of like with Juicy Scout when they come over here and they really blacken stuff up or they really gotta really go over the top instead of actually playing the character.

SPEAKER_06

I think what kicks people, well, yeah, what kicks people is you see them go on these night shows and talk about their role, and it's like I just you know, I gotta I gotta put my own into it, and it's like, yeah, that shit just throws you off, man.

SPEAKER_03

Like it, I mean, I've I've said this before, yo. I fucking hate it. I can't stand it. I I think I think it's disrespectful a thousand percent.

SPEAKER_06

Like, because I also say you're property from my culture. You are honest, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no, 100%.

SPEAKER_02

But I don't think I think my view is when they're doing it because it's the ones that they want when it's like over top, when they're doing stereotypes, when it's like when there's a not negative connotation, but like say uh uh when like a uh a crew or producer or executives, whatever they hire someone because of that. Like, hey, we can't there's nobody here that's gonna act like this because they know it's kind of disrespectful. Let's get them when it's when it's done that way. I understand, but when it's just actors purely acting, they see a character, they want to play it and portray it. That's different. I mean, acting is everybody's acting. Someone, I mean, someone made a point for me, but no, someone made a point for and against it. Like nobody who acts is ever acting about somewhere where they're necessarily from. Let me finish. No, no, let me finish. Not all the time. I know there's actors who are from the hood who no no no no no no.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, not not not that. Okay, it's it's it's more well, I guess it kind of ties into Kendrick and Drake a little bit too. When Kendrick said that line is like, um, oh, something's like you can fake it, but you but you you're all familiar to like the violence of being a part of the channel. Yeah, like you can't imitate the vibe. So it's like, yeah, I get it. You're acting. Yeah. At the same time, though, you got people that are here, and it seems like they're doing that shit just because it's um what is it?

SPEAKER_15

Uh so you think they're overlooking artists here just to that's what I was gonna ask. Wait, just to hire British artists. So you think they're overlooking American artists or actors just to hire British artists?

SPEAKER_03

I think they think they uh feel that they are easier to work with because they don't have to deal with the right, and that's the scope of like what they're afraid of, right?

SPEAKER_02

And that's what feeds into it. And I understand that, but you can't there's some who it's just like anything. There's some people who feed into that and like, oh yeah, I'm gonna go here because I'll get hired because I know, and then there's some who just benefit from it because that's how the system is, but it's like I don't want to fault Idris Elba for taking a part that oh he wants because they chose him. But now if he's going out saying to these studios, like, yo, forget, don't get uh Michael Williams. I'll I'll take it. So you don't want him going Peter.

SPEAKER_03

So things like uh hold hold a bit. Um I'm not saying like I'm not mad at the actors who get the money. Get your money, but the way that they get it is not it's not in their control, right? It's the like you said, it's the system that does it.

SPEAKER_02

It's the studios and stuff.

SPEAKER_06

So let me ask you that. Let me ask you this. How how upset would you be if you saw the person who played Paperboy's role in Atlanta was some UK dude? I wouldn't like it.

SPEAKER_03

But versus it actually being someone from Carolina. You got people, I don't know it's the thing. You got people from Atlanta, you got people from the South, you got people from LA. You had to get somebody from like you hired uh the other dude to fake like what it's gonna be. You know what I'm saying? It just doesn't make sense to me.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I understand. But then, and because then there's an argument to be made. Well, you know what? I was about to see, I was about to make a you know when people say there's not good music, but then it's just because you don't because you're not looking for the good music, it's always good music. I was about to say something like, well, maybe the quality of the actors in there, but that would have been wrong because the quality of the actor is out there, you just gotta look for them, and then you gotta determine if you want to bring this person up or do you want to use this well-named actor?

SPEAKER_03

So I don't, yeah, it's I mean, I mean, because uh here's the thing, right? Think about it, think about it. Outside of um, I can't think of his name right now, man. Did you play uh Black Panther?

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Chad Boster.

SPEAKER_03

Chad Boseman. Black actors right now from America that has played in predominantly black roles in the last five years. There's quite a few. Just nothing. Like bigger than the ones that are not from here? Michael, no, like oh, bigger than Jordan.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, so one bigger.

SPEAKER_03

So you're saying I guess Michael be Jordan and up, right? So Mike could be Jordan.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I say I won't say Bill bigger, because Aldis Hodge and his brother. Well, Aldis Hodge has been killing it, but he's not bigger than but he's not Stephen K.

SPEAKER_15

Not Stephen K. What I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it ain't Anthony Mackey.

SPEAKER_02

Come on now, Sterling K. Brown. Sterling Kennedy. Like they're killing it, but they're not still not as big as I would say they're still not quite as big as like an Idris. I think as far as Michael T. No, no, Michael B. No, I'm I'm yeah, I'm not talking about I'm sorry, they're under this as far as under Michael because Michael just he's on top of the world right now. But they're still not on the level of like they don't get the respect, like acting-wise, I think they're all on the level of they're all great, but as far as popularity, notability, because Alis Hodge has done some great movies that nobody talks about the roles he's done, but he's been in some great movies and played a uh like I'm talking about he played Alex Cross, he was in the uh NWA movie. He I think he either played my uh gosh, where was the movie? He either played like is it Muhammad Ali or one, like he he's been in a lot of good stuff. Same thing with um Sterling K uh Williams or Brown.

SPEAKER_15

I don't it's Sterling K Brown, he's been in some box, some great TV shows, yeah, TV shows and movies, but um yeah, like I said five years, they're here saying recent.

SPEAKER_02

They're here, it's just they don't get the notoriety, which I could see that being but no anyway. What Drewski did was funny and it hit home, and there's truth to it, and yeah, and people been talking. The thing is, this is the 100, not 100 year old, this is an 80-year-old joke. If uh what is that movie? Uh uh Rob Robert Towns in um Hollywood Shuffle. Yeah, yeah, that they that was literally in Hollywood Shuffle from 40 years ago. Look up Hollywood Shuffle, everybody who doesn't know and watch it, it's a great movie, and it talks about being black in Hollywood as a like uh as a comedy, but it's hilarious. And they talk about that. They had the British actors the playing the homeboys and the job, like um pimps and hustlers, and then also talk about how you had trusted classically trained black actors also playing the same roles, so yeah, and I wonder if the same reverse. You think there's a lot of white actors, huh? Well, I don't I think there are a couple that no I'm saying that are upset about like what's your boy Rick Grimes? Um, like you think people upset?

SPEAKER_15

Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting he I keep forgetting he's not American.

SPEAKER_02

Damn, he's not damn what Andrew Lincoln? Man, that man is British as it comes, bro.

SPEAKER_06

And that's what always put that's always gets you, man. Throws you off when you you hear these niggas talk. Like, I remember when I learned Magneto was, and I was like, damn, bro, you too.

SPEAKER_15

Okay, yeah, so they in there. So Austin. Since you watch Snowfall, how do you feel about Damson? Idris playing that role.

SPEAKER_03

I've watched a maybe what two episodes of it, three, four episodes. That's it. Oh, I thought you finished it by now. Time on. No, no, no, no, no. I'm probably never gonna finish it. He's not gonna finish it, Lawrence. It's my statistical.

SPEAKER_13

Him, him, her, bodies, bodies, bodies, bodies, bodies, bodies.

SPEAKER_03

And is it's gonna sound a little hyper hypocritical, maybe. He can be the greatest actor. Once I find out that he done from here, I'm like, it's bullshit. Because you got people already there. So you know what? This is my thing, right? So here's my thing. What am I fear is this, right? We're gonna get to a point where there's there's not gonna be many of us in our own roles, and they're gonna outsource that shit. 100%.

SPEAKER_06

That's what I think's gonna happen. You know what's crazy? I just put up my man's record who played Paperboy in the uh Atlanta show. We all know he was from Fayeville. This nigga went to Morehouse in in Atlanta, right? Then got his master's in Yale School of Drama. Just to play a nigga from Fayville. God. Well, Atlanta. Atlanta. Yeah, that's crazy. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02

But that's but that's the thing is look up everybody's resume, bro. That's so that's the longest running joke about black actors, is so everybody's used to these Tyler Perry level, I want to go straight from college to in a movie type actors, ignoring all these great actors who are have these stage resumes, these theatrically trained Shakespearean one-man monologue show. I've done everything, classically trained type actors, and they're getting looked over. It's like it's crazy, but it's all out there. Every new actor we think is new, for the most part, the ones that I'm not talking about the ones you see, and it's like, oh, this is the first movie, or they're pretty good. I'm talking about the ones that could hop out the box, and you're like, yo, they are good, yo, they are great. Who are they? They are new. Nah, they've been around for a minute doing grinding on TV shows, doing little shows, episodes, theaters, movies, mostly plays, too. Plays, yes. And you're like, yo, there's a that's why they're so good.

SPEAKER_06

But I if I if I hit that lottery, there's a couple people I will hire for my movie or show.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, I don't know personally. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_06

I don't know where you're going with that. Personally, that I know. I'm I'm gonna like tell the cast agent, whatever, get her, get him, get her, put them on my show, yo. I thought I could say put them on my shoulder because it could be man.

SPEAKER_02

Let me uh let's touch on this. Uh let's touch on this roast real quick because I gotta go fight some crown real quick. But oh, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_06

Uh, speaking of great actors, let's talk about the greatest African-American actor to ever do it, Mr. Kevin Hart. Boom.

SPEAKER_15

I'm so sick of Kevin Hart.

SPEAKER_06

Boom.

SPEAKER_15

What did Kevin Hart do to get a roast to begin with?

SPEAKER_06

First of all, let's let's hear what Cat. Let's check out what Cat's. I'm playing with Kat's.

SPEAKER_15

Wait, what? No, that's the best part.

SPEAKER_02

Before we get to that, why does Kevin Hart need a roast? Well, so roast, what a lot of people don't know, and unless they've changed the roast, actually is done and it's like a charitable thing, if I'm not mistaken, unless they've stopped doing that. It used to be like a charitable, like Toastmasters type all proceeds go to XYZ, and so that's why it was so easy for people to get a roast after they were famous enough. But that's that's about it. You it's not roast doesn't even necessarily mean like lifetime achievement or nothing like that. It just means no, no, no, no, no. Like it used to no now. They're being racist for charity, basically.

SPEAKER_06

Um, kind of like Lawrence. Well, if it's charity, then why how do you pick the person then?

SPEAKER_02

No, I mean popularity and stuff like that, and and then fame.

SPEAKER_06

I don't know about that fame because I don't think Cat Williams agreed to it. And for those who don't know, no Cat Williams agreed to it, he just don't like him. Cat Williams, no, no, no, it's about the fame part. Oh, yeah, he he kind of had beef with Kevin Hart, but I thought this shit was funny. And I didn't even I didn't even hit play on it, I just saw clips like everybody else probably did.

SPEAKER_15

Nobody watched it. Yeah, I'm not watching. I watched, I remember watching a roast on Comedy Central years ago, and I'm thinking this shit is not fucking funny. Yeah, yeah. Well, try it again. I was like, this shit is still not fucking funny. I will never watch a roast again. What the fuck? We're gonna get to that cartoon vibe.

SPEAKER_06

But here's what he said.

SPEAKER_10

Hello, Kevin. Hello, Kevin. I'm surprised they invited me. That's how little star power you have. They had to start inviting your enemies. I said I hate him. They said, come anyway.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_02

Um yeah, but now that whole thing was hilarious. Ken was probably the best part of that roast because he roast, like you said, Lawrence, they weren't all really funny, but at least old school roast, you roast, uh, you do a little bit of roast on the people in the that around the dais, then you roast the the main person, and usually it's supposed to be funny. Roast might dig, it's but it's not necessarily supposed to be flat out hateful, especially to people who aren't the host. Like the host is supposed to catch the brunt of everything.

SPEAKER_06

So we've had we've seen people bomb in roasts. I remember when um Jamie Foxx went in on that one dude. Right. This is your conscience.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he just he just kept going.

SPEAKER_15

Because that's all I know from that.

SPEAKER_02

It was a roast of Emmett Smith. Shit.

SPEAKER_12

Damn. Right.

SPEAKER_06

So I will say um Tom Brady was there. Yeah, I don't know what the connection was. Do you know what Tom Brady's done a roast?

SPEAKER_15

They've done a roast of Tom Brady.

SPEAKER_06

I know they're done the roasted, and then sometimes they just put it's not always uh he's probably getting his lit back then that they had Tom Brady there. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02

It's not about it's about the celebrity, it's about the community. So they'll have celebrities, sports people, whoever knows them just to come in. Sorrow.

SPEAKER_06

We have Soro there, Miss Cher Underwood was there. Uh yeah, you have like people there, but there are a lot of people I've seen on social media not too happy with some of the distasteful black jokes the white comedians did. Specifically, the the George Floyd one was something didn't take well.

SPEAKER_02

Right, yeah. Cause yeah, because it it had no, like I said, the the roast is supposed to be jokes on the people there that make sense for them and are like, but these would just start being hateful. Like, oh boy, was uh Shane Gillis was just like, yeah, Chelsea's a Zionist. Like, that's not even a joke, or they were saying how uh you like the Kool-Aid joke. Oh, I didn't even I don't think I heard that one, but and then oh, the Kevin being so short, he could be lynched by a bonsai tree. It's like, but these aren't funny. Damn, he said that okay.

SPEAKER_06

Let's go back to it. So is it also because the writers are not us? Right, yes. And Captain Williams, a long time ago, was at his first roast. I can't remember who it was for, and he was all excited and stuff, and he was like, Yeah, so are they gonna remember my jokes to me? And they were like, No, no, no, don't worry about it, but he said it was like day out. He's like, Yo, y'all still ain't gave me no script. He was like, No, don't worry about, don't worry about it. Like, they'll write the jokes for them, and he knows the black comedians didn't get anything, materials, and they were he was like, hmm, that's hard, yeah, right.

SPEAKER_02

Because uh Michael Shea, he posted something about it because he didn't do it, he declined to do it or was busy, quote unquote schedule conflict. But he said, he quoted, hey, let's do a roast celebrating the career of the most successful black comedic comic comic excuse me in the last 10 years. Then he said, I love that. Who should we get to write it? And then he showed a picture of the four to five if there was like a diversity of lame whiteness, you know how like they put the like like planeteers. Hold on, check that out. How the planeteers had the the white, the black, the redhead, the the bronze, the Russian, the Asian, the Indian. Like, if they had that, but with no diversity, that's what this group of white guys look like. Look at it, yeah. Like, yeah, it looks like the planeteers of uh milk toast.

SPEAKER_06

They look like they should be at a Star Wars convention, right?

SPEAKER_02

So the fact that that's who was writing these jokes, but that's what it was. It's not even that the jokes people were upset because the jokes were necessarily offensive, which they weren't. They were just bad offensive jokes, they were just plain offensive jokes.

SPEAKER_15

They were just offensive just to be offensive and racist. Yeah, so it wasn't like damn, I guess it wasn't like it yeah, yeah, I guess it's offensive, but also like why is people oh jokes are supposed to be offend offensive, so you expect people to get offended, so why are you mad that people are offended? Like good point, because I've seen a lot of comedians like coming to defend it, and it's black comedians, some of them I expect to have those viewpoints, okay, because they they're in that business with them probably like they're in that business, yeah, but also that particular comedian I know they have some views I don't agree with. And some of them are like that you just jump in and defend it without actually watching it. Cause now, because like uh Keon Poley, he's cool. I know he has some views that I'm kind of eh on, but he's funny from time to time, and he defended it and he was like, you know, roast was supposed to be offensive, so yada yada. Then he came back. He's like, Oh, so you're you're talking about the racist jokes, yes, nigga.

SPEAKER_03

What do you what jokes were you talking about? Comedic jokes, nigga.

SPEAKER_15

He just said, Oh, roast, roast was supposed to be offensive, and then he found out that a lot of these jokes were just racist, apparently.

SPEAKER_06

It was just not they so you can or distasteful, maybe not. Yeah, that's what it is. They they were very distasteful, they were distasteful bad timing jokes to be telling for Kevin Hart at that time. Like, I didn't I didn't even know about the Lynch joke, I was like, nah, that's something you can't even fly. Like, just just some jokes just won't fly. Yeah, they just won't fly. Um, so speaking of the Kool-Aid joke, man, I've been seeing this all my timeline. Oh how y'all feel about the pie the uh the Kool-Aid pineapples, man? The what? Is it the pineapples? What pineapples? So you haven't seen no, like people are taking Kool-Aid, uh-huh. And I think it's pineapples, and they're like putting them in the containers of these flavored Kool-Aids, and they're selling them like that. And people are just going crazy for them, and it looks like death in a jar.

SPEAKER_03

Wait, wait, I'm I'm sorry. So Oh, I'll pull it up, I'll pull it up, I'll pull up. Yeah, let you let me know, because this doesn't make any sense to me right now. You have so you haven't even seen it. Uh-uh. I haven't seen a lot of things, man.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, let me see. Okay, it is pineapple. So here we go. You know what? I don't even want to play a video. You can just see this right here. You see it?

SPEAKER_02

That's what I'm gentlemen. My bad. Real quick, how am I sounding?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, you sound straight. Oh, okay, cool. So we're we're going in talking about how everybody's gonna be able to do that. So there we go. The Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid pineapple jar. Then we got yellow bean lemonade. Have you heard about that, Bernadette? Dude, just eat the pineapple, yo.

SPEAKER_02

No, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I have not. And the nigga in me is saying that looks delicious.

SPEAKER_06

Listen, like that, listen, but sweet. Listen, the CIA is doing this, y'all. Okay, the CIA is poisoning us right now.

SPEAKER_02

So hold on, what is this? My bad, I was lost for a minute. What what is this?

SPEAKER_06

Pineapples soaked in a jar of Kool-Aid.

SPEAKER_16

Damn, damn. What was it? What's that thing? I will never feed out niggas again.

SPEAKER_03

Hey yo, check this out. Check this out. Um okay.

SPEAKER_15

I think if it's okay. If you made them at home, I would try them. I'm not going out and buying these. I cannot be seen buying these.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, they sell them like that?

SPEAKER_06

Yes. People are selling them out of their trunks. There's oh I I I don't even know who coined it. Yes. Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_12

The same person getting somebody like a drug dealer. Like, nah, I'm gonna make that at my house.

SPEAKER_03

Hey yeah, if I see this at uh at homecoming, it's gonna be there by the by the table. It's gonna be it's gonna be there. It's gonna be there. Wait, oh by the table. No Lawrence Hensley.

SPEAKER_06

I'm with you.

SPEAKER_15

I'm with you, Lawrence. No, hold on, y'all.

SPEAKER_16

I'm with you, brother.

SPEAKER_15

No, I'm I'll tell you after show because I gotta we're gonna okay. Copyright money. Had it pending. I got you, Lau. I'm with you, brother. I'm saying we're gonna do a little bit of cultural appropriation in there. Oh like hot cakes. We're gonna we're gonna take it a step up.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, you talking about the oh, I know you're talking about okay. I like it. I like it.

SPEAKER_06

Niggas, the CIA is planting, y'all.

SPEAKER_02

Man, well, it's working.

SPEAKER_06

I just know they probably drop they probably dropped off crates of this shit.

SPEAKER_14

Like them the same way they dropped them bricks off.

SPEAKER_06

They dropped off crates, and somebody was like, ooh, pineapples?

SPEAKER_03

It was uh Freddie Gibbs who said um he so he has a song called CIA. He said uh the government gave us crack, Instagram, and AIDS. Now it's Kool-Aid with pineapples.

SPEAKER_06

Come on, man. Hold on, hold on. So you you're willing, you're willing to eat this. Is that what you're saying, Jeremy? Come on now.

SPEAKER_02

Come on, don't say it like you didn't see the come on, man.

SPEAKER_03

Come on. The answer is yes.

SPEAKER_02

You only don't count because one, you don't eat fruit or sweets.

SPEAKER_06

No, he no, he he eats pineapples, though. He eats pineapples. You eat pineapples?

SPEAKER_03

He eats pineapple. That's my favorite fruit.

SPEAKER_06

He will buy a thing, a jar of pineapples. Yo, yo, yo, come on now. Come on, come on.

SPEAKER_02

Then they eat pickled pineapples, but um that's what this is.

SPEAKER_06

This is pickled pineapples of Kool-Aid, bro. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_02

Why y'all acting like hold on, this shit is pell skit? Whitney, you act like you didn't present this to us, like you didn't think about it first.

SPEAKER_06

Nah, bro. I like I've been seeing it on my timeline. Like, who came up with this?

SPEAKER_02

Whitney, Whitney, be honest to the be honest, you wouldn't try it. No, you wouldn't try it. Nope. The same nigga who goes, I don't think Whitney could try it. You know, hold on, no, Whitney knows the specials for every cookie store and crispy cream in his area. For he has a calendar, but you won't try this.

SPEAKER_06

Nigga, I am not going to eat pineapple soaked in fucking Kool-Aid.

SPEAKER_02

See, it's the Kool-Aid that's getting y'all, right? It's just the Kool-Aid. You don't want to say Kool-Aid. What if we just said it's all all together? It's a lot.

SPEAKER_15

Listen, bro, I don't even find Kool-Aid anymore. I don't think I've seen Kool-Aid in the store. I'm legit, like like like Lords. Well, sandlows, some places lock it up, which is crazy.

SPEAKER_02

What they like, some hood, some of the hood spots, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And when it does seem pretty easy, okay.

SPEAKER_02

It it's because it's easy still, though. Because you just literally, you oh I'm not y'all can't see me, but you literally take a handful off the shelf and walk out, yeah.

SPEAKER_15

But also, it's like yeah, it's like 50 cents a pack. What are they?

SPEAKER_02

It's not that shit. Come on. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_06

That shit that shit probably like 75 cents now.

SPEAKER_02

We know people steal to steal. Come on now.

SPEAKER_15

I mean, yeah, but like you're locking up. I I was locking up stuff is ridiculous. I was in uh Walgreens, and they had the allergy medicine locked up. Oh, they locked them, locked those up, yeah. And I was like, I should go get somebody, and then I noticed it's open on the side, so I just reached around that bitch and got the allergy medicine out as one of the the pharmacy people walking by. I don't care, I'm gonna pay for it, but I'm not calling somebody back here to come unlock this stupid ass case.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, so my allergies ain't nobody no ain't nobody gonna say nothing. You dude with you. You said walk by like they ain't gonna they would then they kept walking too, didn't they? Yeah, uh that's fine.

SPEAKER_06

So, how about this? What if you saw the big swole dancing dude with with the uh Kool-Aid? Damn it. Then I came now. Oh now you don't want to touch it. He's gonna be like, shark bite, he's gonna shove like three of them in his mouth. And then start dancing and tap them and and tap dance while he's and he's gonna start dancing while holding the Kool-Aid.

SPEAKER_15

This is gonna be a whole pineapple. He's it's not gonna be cut up. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02

No, he's gonna just no, he's gonna bite into whole pineapple.

SPEAKER_04

He's gonna bite to the core. Yeah, just whole pineapple.

SPEAKER_02

Uh wait, am I seeing him on screen or I finally get to see him in person?

SPEAKER_06

Does it matter? Yeah, but that means I've seen him in person.

SPEAKER_16

I'm hitting that nigga with a chair. Yo, I might attack that man on site.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, yo, man, that yeah, that dude is like soon as he walks in.

SPEAKER_02

I won't even give them time to prep his food, take an order. I'm like, no, no, like in a movie, no.

SPEAKER_06

I got I got another fucking up story for y'all, man. We're gonna go into uh oh, I guess we'll stick in the kitchen with this story. Um okay, you you know where I'm going with this one, man.

SPEAKER_16

That's a weird way to say it.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, we don't, but go ahead. My man, yo. Y'all saw that little case with uh digs. Oh, defined.

SPEAKER_02

Oh no, no, don't you call her no goddamn cook.

SPEAKER_06

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're getting there. Okay, we're getting there. We're getting there. So there was a case of his professional cook that he hired, okay, because she was on salary. Does anyone remember how much she was making? Okay. So she was being paid about let me see, four thousand dollars for her services, okay? For her services. Four thousand dollars. A meal or what? So I'm not sh exactly sure what the frequency of the payment was, uh, but overall she was demanding him to give her 5.5 million. Five million or what? Oil. You said oil. Okay, okay. Money, bro. Money.

SPEAKER_14

Sound like that nigga said oil, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

This was also like you said oil the whole case stemmed from her accusing uh digs of slapping her, putting her in a chalk hold, an argument they had, which was the argument was about the whole dispute about not money but relationship friction. Because apparently this man, Diggs, was having relationships with the cook. With the cook, Burnett.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, the cook. Yes, but the cook, sure.

SPEAKER_06

And uh it didn't go too well for her in the court. There was a lack of physical evidence, there's no medical records, photography video. Uh then when she was being examined in the court, her stories weren't adding up. Uh and at this point, I think everybody's just looking at Diggs like, you horny ass nigga. We're here because of you, you horny ass nigga. Cause what do you mean? You you know what she was doing, bro. Go ahead. What are you about to say? Okay. Um you were you talking? Oh yeah, yeah, my bad. Okay, you you were you went out, so okay. Whatever you said, we didn't hear it.

SPEAKER_02

So oh my bad, no, no. He I said he had a he had a he had a girlfriend, uh, was dating a chef and was messing with Cardi B. Exactly. Right, right. Well no, she was pregnant, yes, pregnant. But listen, being being a scumbag ain't a crime.

SPEAKER_06

Being a scumbag isn't a crime, not a crime.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Wait, what did what did Chick from the DDK say? Oh no, what they say, he wasn't on trial for that.

SPEAKER_06

So basically, it came down to him being found as not guilty on all charges, meaning he was fully acquitted of any felony, strang, strangle, misdemeanor. So, how would that even if he was found guilty, would that have like ended his NFL career for y'all or probably no in no NFL? Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, okay, I mean his NFL, hey, nah, as long as he's good, and because it was a yeah, yeah, nah.

SPEAKER_02

It would, I mean, for him, because he's on his way out, isn't he? Isn't he on his decline basically?

SPEAKER_15

He like he is, but decline, damn it. Yeah, yeah, he probably gets like another couple years, but yeah, yeah. A couple people, a couple teams would take a flyer on him. You think they would?

SPEAKER_03

I think it'd be if him as a third option, perfect.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but no, this I don't think it would have ruined his career if he I mean it just depends on the extent, like what degree if it's like because it would have been like a family. What what what would what was the actual charge?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah, so the charges was a misdemeanor and a hold on, let me make sure I bring up the charges right. That's a weird one. Is misdemeanor assault, battery charge, and a strangulation charge.

SPEAKER_02

So these are all misdemeanors? Nah, he wouldn't have nah. He would have been all right.

SPEAKER_03

Look at it like this, bro.

SPEAKER_02

Isn't he back with Cardi too? Yeah.

unknown

Damn.

SPEAKER_02

Are they back together or she just showed up and attacked Lovey Dovey for the event? That looks like back together to me. I don't know. I don't know. She's goofy for that, if they are.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, so is he a free agent or yeah, nah, he got let go. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

What's funny is the joke going around is the Patriots let him go, but and he was found innocent, whereas the head coach that niggas looking real guilty right now.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, think about it. Yo, real talk, yo. Like, look at these coaches. The dude from uh Michigan. Oh, there's another coach. No, no, no. Um, uh the dude from Boston who now's the head coach from um for the Houston Rockets, you know, the one that was with Neil on. But Rabel had a whole joint going on for what five, six years. Yeah. And uh and the other dude was in the sun, basically.

SPEAKER_02

Come on, man, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, is it? I mean, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_02

Next next episode, I might do a full in-depth on that one because it's getting it's getting worse. It's getting worse for day by day. And it seems like every time I'd be like, Oh, I'm gonna talk about it this week, then it'd be like something new. I was like, let me wait.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, one more um, you heard about Diana Rossini or Rossini's uh I guess her inside information stuff, right? Back when Ray was with the Titans and uh Tennessee. Uh I didn't hear about with Tennessee. Yeah, so I mean he was with so when he was with the Tennessee Titans. You that that was around the time where Julio Jones popped up. AJ Brown had started having issues and got traded. All that stuff, she's the one I think that broke it.

SPEAKER_02

Dang, okay. Yeah, nah, let's save that one because uh yeah, there's a lot going on.

SPEAKER_06

But with back to the digs, um so you don't think it's he's not a free agent. I mean, he is a free agent, okay. But it's not okay for you you have like a live-in chef at your house, man. You talk about the chef, okay. He's just if you're not fucking the creep, is she a real chef?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, she's a real chef. There's big of her, she's cooking full meals.

SPEAKER_02

She put meat on grill.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, she just happens. You said what? All right, all right.

SPEAKER_02

What she's on the grill. She's good at putting meat on the grill, cooking it up. Do you think she's good at she's good at prepping glizsies? Actually, I heard that's what she's bad at.

unknown

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02

You saw that clip?

SPEAKER_06

Uh the hot dog I didn't hear about the hot dog story. What she brought she she brought that nigga like a burnt hot dog?

SPEAKER_02

It didn't even look burnt. It looked like when you leave the hot dog out for like three days. Yeah, I was like, I know he can't be paying her four thousand dollars for that, bro. They were like, she came, he came home from like a uh either treatment or a practice or something, and gave that nigga hot dogs on the table. Like, nah, y'all, I'm not giving you four thousand dollars.

SPEAKER_06

Bro, she she's a cook. I for what I see, she's a cook and I believe her.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, from what you see, it looked like y'all you're looking at is that twerking video she was doing after she got hit.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, no, what?

SPEAKER_02

No, that's what happened.

SPEAKER_14

No, what wait, I'm sorry. Thank you. Oh my god, bro.

SPEAKER_04

I'm saying that you want to change your statement, sir.

SPEAKER_02

No, okay. Listen, that's one of the main things that lost her the case. Like that, she was she was talking about how after she um she got hit, and then they then like they were like hours later, she was posting a like a the a parking like a dance video.

SPEAKER_06

You see this? Oh, wait, can you see it? Or no?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I see it. Yeah, I see it.

SPEAKER_06

She's cooking, like she's I see spices out here, I see oil. I uh I don't see no flames. No, no, there's some flames here.

SPEAKER_05

She's she's she's just having fun and and cooking, man. My chef, your chef can't have fun in the kitchen, and he can I'm fine.

SPEAKER_16

Look, I'm not, I'm not yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

He was getting dessert too. Come on, all right.

SPEAKER_02

Now, hey, listen. Anyway, see, I didn't see all these. Okay, she's cooking for real. He he was getting dessert. Come on, okay.

SPEAKER_16

All right, relax, man. All right, man. Okay, but yeah, what'd they call her the BBL chef? Wait, what that's what they call her. Wait, why am I did I my bad? I feel like I fell down a rabbit hole with this story. Yeah, they would call her the BBL.

SPEAKER_06

I I I that's that's a first heard for me. Yeah, look at but anyway, man.

SPEAKER_02

She, but no, you put how wish you had the clip up where you saw when she went on the stands and the the attorney, D's attorney was grilling her so bad she asked what her name was.

SPEAKER_06

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_16

Wait, did you see that?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, she was like there's so many clips. I didn't see that one.

SPEAKER_16

No, oh god, come on. Keep talking. Let me see if I can find it. She said, What's her name?

SPEAKER_06

Nah, she she she did yeah, she did do badly. She yeah, it was it look it looked bad. So I guess it was easy for Diggs team to get him out. I don't like I don't know what happened. Um people think that it was more of a love triangle thing going on, probably. With Cardi? No, there's another woman there.

SPEAKER_03

God damn it.

SPEAKER_06

Like Cardi, yeah, Cardi. Yeah, man. That that's a busy guy, bro.

SPEAKER_03

Wait, wait, wait. He's a busy person. Wasn't he uh in the uh car with the old dude? And old dude was like drugged up or something.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, he was. Yeah, yeah. Um I guess while he's still looking for that. Uh speaking of comedies, uh, comedians, if he finds it, we'll go back to it. Did y'all see uh Spears said about doing shows on the South? I saw one of that's a whole nigga.

SPEAKER_16

That's a whole nother thing going on with that dumb motherfucker too.

SPEAKER_06

But uh go ahead and dumb you want me uh go ahead. Okay, yeah, he got it.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, hold on, hold on. I just wait, I just found that clear. We'll get uh uh oh girl. If it doesn't open I think it's the it's the sixth one, actually.

SPEAKER_06

If it doesn't open to it, one, two, three, four, five, six. Wait, no, this is this camp. Oh, wait, I see the hot dog. That looks like AI, bro.

SPEAKER_16

Wait, what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_06

Okay, I'll pull it up because you got a lot of videos on here. All right, so you see this.

SPEAKER_16

Let's see.

SPEAKER_06

All right, go one, two.

SPEAKER_16

So when you talk about changed the subject, right here, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Yes, date of December 9, 2025.

SPEAKER_07

Yes.

SPEAKER_08

And you're the person in the bubbles on the left?

SPEAKER_07

Yes.

SPEAKER_08

And you write to Sunny, hey. So I looked over my transfers, payment history, and they sent payments 117 and 1121, totaling $4,000. See that?

SPEAKER_07

Yes.

SPEAKER_08

So you knew that you had actually been paid for two of those three weeks that you tried to get paid for again, right?

SPEAKER_07

What's your what's your name? I know that you name.

SPEAKER_08

Did you know?

SPEAKER_07

I mean, I was trying to address you by your name because I'm not this. I don't know. I can't answer that question correctly.

SPEAKER_08

You knew on December 9th that you had been paid for two of the three weeks you said you hadn't been paid for, didn't you?

SPEAKER_07

I don't I can't, I don't understand the question.

SPEAKER_08

You just acknowledged you wrote it to Sunny.

SPEAKER_06

So she gets paid $4,000 every three weeks, then, right?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, and so in the thing, yeah, and at what point, one point they realized she actually got overpaid.

SPEAKER_06

Hmm. So, okay.

SPEAKER_02

But anyway, but yeah, but yeah, they were going down her, but she said she said, uh what shouldn't what shouldn't I start doing that?

SPEAKER_06

And and she was staying there too. Hmm. Damn. Yeah, but that's sounds like she was winning. Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Uh all right, let's go to Aries Spears. I guess you already caught wind of that one. Uh has anyone else heard what he said about the songs? I did. Okay.

SPEAKER_15

Okay. I do not be checking for no Aerie Spears.

SPEAKER_06

So you haven't heard what he said then, Lawrence. Um I have not. So okay. Um see if I can find it. Uh oh, you know what? I probably should just go here. It'll pop right up.

SPEAKER_02

But yeah, now I'll probably not talk about this, but Lawrence, apparently, this man, your two well, you don't like Aries, so that means your two favorite people are beefing right now, no? You heard about that? Oh damn flat? Yeah. No, I didn't hear that. Well, it's the lamest, it's the lamest back and forth, it's the lamest back and forth ever. It's yeah, it's so lame. So lame, but there's more to that too. It's hilarious, though. And and Aries Spears looks so lame because uh so oh, but basically, long story short, and I'll elaborate.

SPEAKER_06

All right, what do you mean?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, you got it? Oh, yeah, good. Go ahead and play it. Go ahead and play it.

SPEAKER_06

All right. I was trying to find the one that had country wing. I thought I saved it, but I didn't. So I'm gonna play what he had originally said about his experience. Yeah, here it is.

SPEAKER_13

Don't perform in the deep south, never.

SPEAKER_03

Let me uh hear that back in part. Yeah, don't perform in the deep south. Okay.

SPEAKER_13

No. There's certain places like I'll perform in Charlotte because it feels like a it's a major metropolis. They be a little more, you know what I'm saying? I I I outperform in Alphabetta, Georgia, at the new punchline, which is phenomenal. But Mr. Tippy, the with niggas read. Let me tell you something. I did a I did a club that called Chuckles. That's part of time ago. I was telling you TV at that point. Um one lady got TV to have Garfield. Girl, take TV Wolf. Lingo is what you link is nothing. No, that ain't lingo, nigga. That's uh go back to school. Oh, you silly as a big dude. And listen, I you know, we we all know it's black people culturally. We we we had the two faces.

SPEAKER_06

That's that's basically what it was. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I just posted the one with country ring. His last I put up his he's the last slide if you want to play his part.

SPEAKER_06

Fucking dying.

SPEAKER_02

But but no, so the fun funny thing about Aries is that he's just not a good comedian because it shouldn't matter. And one, I bet they money spent, he took their money for coming to his show. Yeah, of course he did.

SPEAKER_15

He took their money just fine. Now I'll tell you this I could talk like that, and I guarantee I read better than Aries Spears ever read in his life.

SPEAKER_02

He can say he didn't finish school, and then yeah, and Aries, yeah, Aries. That someone said that's a sign of a bad comedian. Like you know, you're supposed to play towards your room, and you should be able to adjust and adapt to Bill Burr. Bill Burr comes to North Carolina all the time.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, he don't even gotta do nothing, he just gotta tell his jokes, it's just what is what is that talking about some shit.

SPEAKER_06

Right, where is he from?

SPEAKER_15

New York, of course.

SPEAKER_06

Um okay, okay. All right, I'll play with what country wane had to respond to it for this one real short.

SPEAKER_09

That's crazy, man. I got woke up with this. Avery spirits, don't be hey, the deep south man, don't be uh all old jokes about the south slow. Haven't we proved that that's not true? Yeah, we might say over the scrum, but we can't be slow because we see what we did with the rap game. And now you see what we do with the country, the cuting game. Most of us from the South. He represents the South. Uh Disney Bank 85. Uh country wings. We can keep going. And and we a lot of us outsmart the game, but you trying to figure out how to go viral or talking about people, and you ain't monetizing. You ain't figured it out. So a lot of people in the South don't figure out how to get this money. This smart was instead of beggar Hollywood. Please let me in your movie out this stop playing with us, man. Straight up. Good night, man. Damn, man. He could have caught my own.

SPEAKER_02

So thinking about Country Wayne, like oh, he got he got money. Like Country Wayne is big rich. He got a lot of fucking kids, too.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, he has a lot.

SPEAKER_02

He does have money.

SPEAKER_06

He does.

SPEAKER_02

If you if you try to go off stereotypes of what you hear versus what what's actually going on, you wouldn't even think that because you, if you want some Aries Spears stuff, that man is got he got it because he's built it up and did the smart thing and knew what to do. Aries Spears is out here beefing with Vlad over $4,000. So like yeah, yeah, because man, Aries Spears has been in the news more than shut up, man.

SPEAKER_06

So the south got something to say.

SPEAKER_02

Nigga.

SPEAKER_06

Sit your coon.

SPEAKER_02

I saw that. I was like, is that what you're gonna talk about? But no, so long story short, and I'll elaborate, but Aries Spears has been beefing with Vlad because basically Vlad, you know, he he's a damn informant and he be interviewing all these people. And so, but Boosie basically him and Boosie had a fallen out. So Boosie on Show no more. A couple other comedians he used to come on regularly, like Godfrey and them, they stopped coming, but Aries still sticks around, right? So Aries went to Vlad, especially when he found out Boosie was getting 25k uh interview, bro. So every time you've seen a little clip of uh no, not every time. Every time you saw Bootsy, a clip of Boosie in a different outfit, that was 25k. Because you know he, you know, he knows he cuts them up and releases them different. But every time you saw Boosie, that's about 25k in a different outfit because of for interview. And so Boots, I guess, hadn't done an interview for a while, so he decided he's gonna come back and he's like, yo, man, let me trying to get up a little more, I guess, to make up for old times, I guess. So he asked that man, I think he wanted like 40, 35, 40. Uh that man Vlad said, nigga, um, I might give you 40. And he did, he did say nigga. No, I'm just kidding. He might have. But he said, and then uh, I guess Boosie was like, nah, if that, I'm I'll do my own thing. So then Bootsy tried to do his own little interview style stuff, but it's Boosie. He's not consistent, and he's not getting the he's not getting the views that uh Vlad is getting because Vlad is already established. Anyway, that's a whole nother thing. I guess Aries Spears kind of found out and reached out to Vlad and asked about that. Like he wants some more. Because it turns out Aries is only getting like 4K. And he's like, hey man, can I get more? Yeah, four or five King caught him for it. And basically, Vlad was like basically Vlad was like, nah, bruh. Um he's like, actually he said, Listen, we'll worse on that. Or he was like, at first he was like, no, then he's like, you know what? But no, what's what's funny is so the thing with Aries, instead of asking for more, if he was smart, just do more interviews. Cause ain't nobody else interviewing. He's not paying them other people, so just show up more. Just sit as down. She said, Okay. All right, three, two, one. But yeah, so what was it? Yeah, Aries was asking for 20. No, no, he wanted more basically. Because he wanted more than the 5k. And Vlad was like, I'll give you that. No, he's like, nah, at first. Then he was like, well, you know what? Let's talk about it. So they had to worse back and forth, and then they just had a follow out. Because then Aries was on some of his Aries shit. Like, Vlad was like, Well, give me time, I'll talk, let's talk. And then he was like, How about you know, this and a third? Aries never got back with him. Then they just start shit talking to each other. But long story short, Aries Spears is a lame. He he turned down the money because he, but now he can't even nobody's even checking for him. Apparently he has his own podcast that nobody's watching, and everybody's like, dude, you need to go back to Blad. But you know he had podcasts. Uh yeah, him and uh some other guy. Yeah. But didn't know. There's more to the story, there's a lot to it.

SPEAKER_06

But it's so what he wait what he was just talking on, was that Deion Cole's platform?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that was Deion Cole's little uh show.

SPEAKER_06

All right, that's what I thought. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Because everybody yo, Shannon Sharp penally made the damn blueprint. Everybody said, Oh, we just need a couch.

SPEAKER_03

You gotta be entertaining, yo.

SPEAKER_06

Definitely clip clipworthy shit.

SPEAKER_12

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06

That's what uh Cam Newton's so glad.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, no, Cam Newton be doing ridiculous. Like hit his ray one was three hours, and it was like, nah, bro.

SPEAKER_06

I feel like does Cam does Cam like lead his interviews, or he just lets them go?

SPEAKER_02

He asks questions, and I don't think he listens all the way.

SPEAKER_06

I feel like he just be pondering in his mind wearing his his wizardry outfits.

SPEAKER_02

Cam, he asks a question, lets them talk.

SPEAKER_16

As they're talking, he looks as devoid of thought as possible, and then asks a question and just go to the next question.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

He asked the next question without really even following up. I mean, he does sometimes, but he's in circles.

SPEAKER_15

I've listened to uh we listened to the one he did with the poor minds, and they and he just was saying a lot of nothing. Most of it. Just trying to, he was trying to sound smart or deep, but he wasn't really saying anything.

SPEAKER_02

But I will say, since he is a bad interviewer, he doesn't have any kind of he doesn't mind asking awkward questions. So like he asked Ray J, are you gay? Just like that. So it's like he's a great it's it's like a car crash. Like you you just watch it because it's like what's gonna happen, what's gonna go wrong? Like, why is what's happening? Are they okay? Like, yeah, but they also are way too long. Like his his three-hour interview with Ray J had maybe 45 minutes of content. So yeah.

SPEAKER_06

There it is, man. Uh I think that's all I have for F and uh let y'all have something before anything up we can roll out. Okay, okay, okay. Uh hey man, um, someone went to the movies. What's your score? Real quick. One out of ten.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, snap. I meant to break that. Yeah, yeah. I went ahead and catched MK2. Uh, I give it a seven out of ten. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't like amazing. But nothing worth like, yo, y'all gotta catch that in theaters. It was it was it was just okay. Um, as far as ranking it in it was a good, I would say it was a good video game movie. Um, but as far as ranking it with the other Mortal Kombat, it's right there with the first one from the 90s. I said I put it slightly above because of uh, I guess better fighting. But there was definitely a difference between the trained artists, which and the ones who learnt just learned choreography for the role, because the fights were way different as far as quality, but it was straight, had a couple good fatalities. Um yeah, it was straight. It was a running a mill. Your boy Carl Urban did his thing as Johnny Cage. I was hesitant because I didn't I didn't really I like him a lot as an actor, but I was like, I didn't necessarily think he'd fit as a Johnny Cage. But nah, he was good. He was straight. Like I said, seven out of ten, maybe closer to a six. It's just above average. Nothing, nothing great, but not terrible.

SPEAKER_06

Uh okay, okay. Catch it when it comes to HBO.

SPEAKER_02

Catch it when it comes to HBO.

SPEAKER_06

Obviously, Warner Bros. You need to pay him more next time because he's not selling you guys very well right now.

SPEAKER_02

They didn't they didn't give me uh they didn't let me go behind the scenes.

SPEAKER_06

They didn't give you the boosie.

SPEAKER_02

And honestly, not the booty. I'll just no and then and honestly, um yeah, honestly, man, I wasn't the women's outfits, they they were too too much coverage, and if you play the game, the women don't wear that much, and I didn't like it, so that's what dropped the score for me. That's crazy, but that's real. I'm just kidding. Satire, parody, but nah, it was irrestrict.

SPEAKER_06

No, I wasn't kidding. All right, I wasn't kidding.

SPEAKER_02

I was I wasn't kidding.

SPEAKER_06

I wasn't kidding. I'm staying on business over here. All right, man. Uh we have police code 151 is there 151?

SPEAKER_02

Why not? Did I skip around?

SPEAKER_06

Advocating the killing or injuring of a police officer? What? That doesn't even sound good. Oh yeah, we're gonna get the other thing. Is it no one fifty one?

SPEAKER_16

Is that one fifty one?

SPEAKER_15

That's interesting because apparently this week is like police week or something.

SPEAKER_16

Damn, damn.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, uh, so 151 is uh advocate killing or injuring officer. That's 151.

SPEAKER_02

Advocating the kid. Wow, okay, episode 151. We also codenamed episode 1807. We got this.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, there it is. There it is. Well, that's that is all folks. Um I don't know. Next time, if one of us isn't here, that means that person wants to scratch off, and according to one of us, they're disappearing into a fucking Spider-Man costume. Yep, they're gonna walk up on Shameek Moore for an autograph and be like, I'm the real Spider-Man bitch. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_16

I don't need no cards, it's Shamik. It's Shamik Moore. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_06

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_16

You're not really Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_06

You ain't got dare suspect the king like that.

SPEAKER_16

The king.

SPEAKER_06

All right, see, man. You're not for the people. All right, it's been episode one. What where is this going? All right. We're going, we're going out the door, man. What you mean? Hey, out the door, no ships, no ships.

SPEAKER_16

I think this nigga trying.

SPEAKER_06

All right, y'all.

SPEAKER_14

We out peace.