Episode 152: Impossible Meat

#JantSquad

Transcript

SPEAKER_07 0:00

Sexy red, sexy sexy red where she belonged. Come on now. Bro, sexy red and alien in the same and fucking alien in the same room? Nigga, she was on a flight with you, nigga. Come on, man. Hey, yo, whoa, whoa, whoa what does that mean, man? What does that mean? What does that mean?

SPEAKER_02 0:17

You wanna explain that? What do you mean? No, I'm just kidding. No, I was fucking checking. I just wanted to get your reaction. What do you think?

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Nick, that's a first class, bitch.

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What the hell is a jet squad?

SPEAKER_07 0:39

Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of the Gent Squad podcast. This is with.

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This is Jeremy.

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And it's me, Austin.

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And Lawrence is changing into his super soup and will be here momentarily.

SPEAKER_10 0:52

Yeah. Yeah. You gotta handle some crimes.

SPEAKER_03 0:56

Yeah, he's seen ice outside somewhere in uh Virginia. He was like, I'll be back. Was it uh Iceman baby?

SPEAKER_07 1:03

God damn it.

SPEAKER_06 1:04

Okay, freeze the world. Is that a real line?

SPEAKER_07 1:08

You know what? That's actually the coolest part about the song. And they didn't even do the song right because they teased it, right? Before the album dropped, and then I skimmed through every song looking for it. Like, where the fuck is it? And when I heard it, I was like, oh, the engineer put a whole bunch of extra shit on it. But no, it's actually kind of smooth when you hear it.

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Freeze the world.

SPEAKER_07 1:31

Yeah, you know what, Whitney. I don't think I'm ever gonna have a chance to hear that.

SPEAKER_06 1:35

Icebox, baby.

SPEAKER_07 1:36

You know why it's smooth, Austin? Because it makes me think of like those old 90s RB groups. So he's a culture vulture. Uh duh. We knew that. He learned from the best. DJ. Yeah, he learned from the best. I got a difficult question to ask y'all. God damn.

SPEAKER_03 1:55

What happened?

SPEAKER_07 1:56

Nothing.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

No Lord, this man. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 2:00

I got a difficult question to ask you guys. Um paint it, man. Paint it. If you were if you were handed $20 million today. Handed? Okay. Before you ask for how are we getting this money? Come on, man. You can't come on. You can't say this to us is the shipment. All right, all right, all right. You are legally being awarded 20 20 million dollars, no taxes, straight up 20 million dollars awarded to you, right? Today, today, but you have to walk away from your career in all professional networks forever. Would you do it? All professional networks? What does that mean? So okay. Professional networks.

SPEAKER_10 2:45

Does that include you, y'all?

SPEAKER_03 2:48

No, we're not a part of your career.

SPEAKER_05 2:50

But professional networks.

SPEAKER_03 2:52

Oh, you mean like because of the fraternity?

SPEAKER_05 2:54

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 2:55

Professional networks. Wait, so does it start as a professional network? And dang.

SPEAKER_07 3:00

Because that I don't I don't like when uh when does that start? So people are looking at this question as probably a ruined question. Yeah, for your career. So professional your professional networks could be like mentor, um, co-workers, stuff like that. I'll I'll leave it at that. Let's leave it at that. Yeah, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:18

I think it's leave professional networks is someone who helps you that you get paid through, that helps you get paid professionally.

SPEAKER_08 3:24

I'm not putting money in your pocket through PBS, and I'm not helping you get money through your pocket.

SPEAKER_05 3:28

Okay, no, well, okay, okay. So classmates, right?

SPEAKER_03 3:32

Classmates that let's look, let's let's no, because the classmates don't count until unless they end up in your professional field and you're working with you. Because right now, okay, my classmates just my classmate. I don't that may not help me make money. We got through school together, but now if that same classmate ends up working in my building and then getting the all right, so if it helps me get jobs, then that's when you got to remove them.

SPEAKER_07 3:56

Here is the Wikipedia definition of a professional network. I wrote hey man, can you just skip me? Because I'm I'm gonna fuck it up. No, no, no, no. Like this will help this will help you, this will help you. A strategic of this is a web of mutual beneficial relationships designed to advance career goals, right? Facilitate business opportunities, and share industry knowledge.

SPEAKER_03 4:17

Right.

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So yeah. Okay.

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Like we're not designed, we're not benefiting you, we're just a part. Now, like you said, a classmate that's in your field, I think that we'll fall into the network.

SPEAKER_07 4:29

You know what? All right, I'll do this for Austin. Because erase the erase the professional network. For 20 million dollars today, would you walk away from your career? 20 million dollars today? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_10 4:42

Career. Okay, hold up, hold up, hold up. Okay, so so no no no. So let's just say in this as we're so let's just say I'm not developing anymore, right? Can I still be a consultant for like a video game company or own a video game company?

SPEAKER_07 4:58

No, so I can't do anything with tech. No, because you made a career out of tech, you can't do anything with tech. So can I invest in tech? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 5:08

Okay, so I can invest in tech.

SPEAKER_03 5:10

Yeah. 20 million right now.

SPEAKER_10 5:16

Right now. One second. Let me do some calculations for my mass.

SPEAKER_07 5:21

Yes, okay, okay. Burnett, what is your mask? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_03 5:24

While he's doing whatever, Burnett, what is your what is your answer? Slinging his fucking laptop across the room. I ain't never touching it again. Uh I'm uh let's see. When I deal with finance and IT, I guess I won't be counting, I guess I have to have somebody else counting me.

SPEAKER_06 5:39

So so done.

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Boom. I you know what? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 5:44

Before I read this next part, I'll let Austin go ahead. I I will do that.

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He did the math of what did the math? I'll tell you what he did. I'll tell you what he did. Okay, okay. He did the math of what he's making now and potentially upwardly making soon. Then he said, How long making this much would it take me to get to 20 million? Oh, it's that how many years? I'm taking it. That's what that nigga just did.

SPEAKER_07 6:08

I mean, I'm not he said 20 minutes. He said, I don't want to say that he said I'm not selling myself short. I mean, so wait, wait, wait. I'm trying, I'm trying to understand something. If you had 20 million dollars, what were you trying to do with tech?

SPEAKER_05 6:24

Get more 20 million dollars, nigga.

SPEAKER_07 6:27

Are you what the fuck? You greedy motherfucker, you already won.

SPEAKER_05 6:33

Nigga, did Jordan stop when he won one ring? He dominated, bitch.

SPEAKER_07 6:37

You talking about Austin, you have 20 million dollars, you've won. Do I have 40? You won the game monopoly. No, what exactly all you told me is that you passed a level, and it's time to pass more levels. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 6:50

So you're gonna put yourself up there and keep working?

SPEAKER_07 6:53

Like like when I say working, like a you're gonna do you're gonna do like a business in a company and all that. Yes. Hell no. So no, here's the thing, here's the thing. I I I would invest in shit a lot. I would just be putting money in places, whatever, but uh yeah, nigga. What the fuck else I'm gonna do.

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So you know what?

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This off seasons in sports when he's been sitting there and be like, I'll make you I'll make you an offer, you're gonna be that guy.

SPEAKER_03 7:19

Winnie's been successful his whole life. So he didn't understand how good it feels to work when you don't got to. Because the nigga just said, I just ain't gonna work. It's not it's it's I'm not just saying there's not gonna be no added stress to him. He's like, all right, I'm just gonna go dabble in this business. If it's successful, it's not if so, dude. That's too much work. Not if you're doing it for fun. What else he gonna do? What else he gonna do?

SPEAKER_10 7:46

Bro, there's um yo, I would be in Italy.

SPEAKER_07 7:48

He he watching all the games. He's gonna be at this uh finals right now, course. No, no, I'm not be coursed. Developing his business. You would not find me courses. No, yeah. He hates people, he hate no, he hates people courses because they're not yeah, I I would my my favorite place to be is probably in like a club level where nobody's talking to me, or lower level, mid, behind the rim, back in the end zone. But what if you see Iceman?

SPEAKER_02 8:18

Uh you're trying to get a chair thrown in that nigga.

SPEAKER_07 8:23

All right, bro. So I read this, right? This is what what was your answer? My my answer uh walk away from my career in all professional networks forever. Yes, you read the walk away from that shit right now, anyway. Yes, I'm having fun with mine. Yes, I would definitely walk away. You said I want my phone, I will walk away. I want my hair. Uh okay. What this this person said the next post said this it said, if you could have all the superpowers of Thor, Spider-Man, and Wolverine, but you weren't allowed to hit yourself in the crouch of a baseball bat anymore, would you do it? This is you right now.

SPEAKER_03 9:02

I'm sorry. Wait, wait, what? Oh, that's what somebody said. Okay, I got you.

SPEAKER_07 9:07

In response to that question, somebody's response. Because they were like, What the fuck you mean?

SPEAKER_03 9:12

Yeah, like I can be I can have all the powers in the world, and I don't have to hit myself in the with a bat. That's funny.

SPEAKER_07 9:24

Someone says shit. I'll walk away from some of my family for two million dollars.

SPEAKER_03 9:28

I think we all would.

SPEAKER_07 9:29

I think blood ain't thicker than water no more, huh? It it never was.

SPEAKER_03 9:33

Blood of the covenant is thicker than water that the womb. Okay, guys. I'm just saying, that's the same thing.

SPEAKER_07 9:41

That's unfortunate. Um, do we have any more depressing questions that we need to unearth? Awesome, man. I got one though. Um after I saw this, I'm like, yeah. It's uh it's going downhill for us, bro. Downhill for who? The black community. It started with Paw the Balloon. Then we talked about the Kool-Aid pineapple. Now we got flavored Hennessy awesome. You know what? Hey, let me ask you a question, man. When's the last time you had Hennessy that was not pure white Hennessy from a vacation? That was not white Hennessy? Yep, that was not white Hennessy. Because white Hennessy, you have to go out the country to get it. When's the last time you had regular Hennessy?

SPEAKER_05 10:38

Probably last year.

SPEAKER_07 10:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:41

Was it the only liquor at the place that you would drink?

SPEAKER_07 10:46

You know what? I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 10:48

That's a good question.

SPEAKER_07 10:49

Brennan, when's the last time you had Hennessy?

SPEAKER_03 10:55

What is um oh yeah, shoot.

SPEAKER_07 10:58

The incredible. Hold on, hold on, hold on. So you do you do you do you think they put they they did this intentionally? Nigga.

SPEAKER_03 11:05

Oh, yeah, hold on, let's see.

SPEAKER_07 11:08

Hennessy. The flavor Hennessy dropping at this time. Here's the thing with if I had 20 wait, if I had 20 million dollars, this is the idea to stop sell these niggas show.

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Ruining. Ruining.

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When you can't stop selling drugs and community, Austin.

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But black data bite.

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Austin be like, listen, crown. I got an idea for you. Forget uh sorry, bro. I will be watermelon.

SPEAKER_07 11:40

I'll be a consultant like shit, yo. Well, that's Canadian whiskey, they're not gonna fuck with us no more.

SPEAKER_03 11:45

But Crown is Canadian, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 11:47

Yep, that's Canadian.

SPEAKER_03 11:48

Crown don't fuck with black people no more.

SPEAKER_07 11:50

No, they don't fuck with Americans no more. Oh, yeah, yeah. They yeah, they sort of said, fuck y'all. We're pulling our shit, pulling this shit off the shelves in Canada. Uh, yeah, on so many levels. I'm like, yo, this is gonna be a crazy summer when I saw that shit. Because I thought AI world speaking here, I didn't think it was real at first. I'm like, uh, some people make AI videos of Flavor Hennessy, that's funny. But then I saw people pop up with it, and I'm like, oh wait, no, this is real. And y'all gonna try it? Nah, no interest. No curiosity.

SPEAKER_10 12:32

Here's the thing. If we just happen to be at the day party and it just happened to be in front of me, it just so happened to be on sale, maybe.

SPEAKER_03 12:39

That's something sound like a tricky.

SPEAKER_07 12:41

You know, it's already like mixed, right? It's like a cocktail. Oh, so it's like in the can. No, it's in a bottle. The bottle. It's a Rita. It's the uh no, I'm not trying that shit. It's the iced tea version, bro. I would drink jack straight before I drink that shit. And it's the what's the third flavor of brennette? It's like some type of berry option.

SPEAKER_03 13:03

Uh berry and uh henny, henny, henny, rita, berry and iced tea.

SPEAKER_07 13:08

That sounds like a henny. Get the fuck out of here. So you ain't gonna hit that iced tea hennessey? Hey, you know what? I'll drink the iced tea hennecy if you drink the sprite tea. Well, that girl said they got that hennessee. You said what?

SPEAKER_08 13:21

That was gross.

SPEAKER_07 13:22

I said you do what? I'll I'll drink the hennessy tea if you drink the sprite tea.

SPEAKER_08 13:26

I'm not drinking no sprite tea. That's just gross. That's not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_07 13:30

But who was that in um Miami?

SPEAKER_03 13:33

That did what?

SPEAKER_07 13:34

No, okay. Nope, nope, nope, nope. It was uh Gerard because uh Brad gave him the Hennessy with like lemonade and sweet tea or something. Okay, and Gerard was talking cash shit about old dude who was in the corner for like two hours, yo. Gerard was drunk as hell talking, just cracking jokes. Do we know that guy in the corner? We know that dude in the corner, yeah. He teleporting everywhere. I heard about that one. But you weren't there? Yeah, no, I did not go to Miami. Oh, you did not go to oh I was uh according to Burnett at Hogwarts. Hey yo, it was like Levelosa. Hey yo, it was like every it was like every fucking maybe two minutes you hear. Uh-huh. That's why he's over there. With you know what?

SPEAKER_05 14:29

Fuck it. It was like what 20, almost no, almost 15 years ago. See, that's why he was over there kissing that fat bitch in the corner for every two minutes, dog.

SPEAKER_07 14:42

That is true. That is true. That is true. Um, so I got one more uh community question for y'all. Uh this popped up today, and I was thinking to myself, I don't know. Um, do you ever notice that we don't like people don't do the Sunday filming dinners like that no more? Yeah, no. People barely eat at tables anymore. So what what what think what think what changed? You think it's just a generational thing that changed with it? Or do you think technology played a play a role? Like, I don't know, like what's the point of coming over to somebody's house these days or driving all me up in one house and eat? Because I don't know about y'all, but I saw a lot of this on the timeline because Memorial Day just passed, right? A lot of people complained that people weren't cooking out, people weren't on the grill. But then you had people in the comments like, nah, we out here grilling, shorty.

SPEAKER_05 15:47

Nigga, I was out there all motherfucking days, you didn't get invited.

SPEAKER_07 15:53

But it made me think I can't see like the Gen Z folks, right? Can you see them grilling? Hell yeah. On Instagram. Ah shit. So is it like the whole grilling thing just kind of like a lost art these days or something? Like the other folks?

SPEAKER_10 16:14

I I I think it's becoming that mainly because I think people people are afraid to do it. Or or is what I'm what I kind of realized maybe like 10 years ago, Riz like there gets to a point where uh cut off my face, but um it gets to the point where people rather do something else and not realize what they're gonna be what's gonna be missing in the next 10 years. So for me, um I was like, all right, I should I should I should probably do this more to get better at this. Okay, let's try to do this more to get better at that. Okay, you know what? Recipes, as Michael Irkman would say, we're losing the recipes, right? So I created like a small like um a recipe book app for um I can give my mom or something.

SPEAKER_03 16:59

This nigga plug in his app.

SPEAKER_10 17:01

I mean, look, I'm not selling that. I'm just saying like stuff like that, where I think people that are younger than us, or maybe like just got to their 30s, don't even care about it. And they wouldn't they're and they're trying to it's it's like the DoorDash culture.

SPEAKER_07 17:13

Bring it to me, I'm not gonna go do it. You know what's funny? I don't know if y'all remember this. I remember Fabulous, it was a holiday. Fabulous posted something like, yo, man, where the cook at that? And everybody in the comments, like, nigga, you supposed to be on the grill. Yeah, you are now you uncond fabulous, and I'm thinking a lot of people our age too are like not jumped on these grills, man. Maybe for that reason, it's kind of like, well, I never had to, but they not there no more to be on the grill. They gotta pass it down to us. What is the thing too about passing shit down? So, um I think it's both ways, right? One I think I think everybody wants to pass shit down. Because everybody wants to chill, right? Like your parents. What about saying these niggas not gonna listen? They're not, but no, so like think about it, right? So like there's like a comfort time where like your parents don't fight driving, right?

SPEAKER_10 18:15

Your parents don't flight doing a whole bunch of shit. So right at the same time, I think the younger people want to or they need to want to know to do this shit. They don't want to.

SPEAKER_07 18:25

I think it's like you said, we are now in an era where you have the availability to DoorDash food to you. If you want Mexican, if you want Chinese, if you want a burger at I don't know, nine o'clock, you do not have to leave your house for that. If you want hibachi, hibachi will come to you, which is interesting because in the future, can you see that being the same thing with cars? Because this is a generation that's brought up on subscriptions, not owning facts. So, why would there be a need for me to buy a car if I can get me a smart car, pick me up, take me to the mall, take me to the game?

SPEAKER_05 19:14

Like, you know what else I heard too? I'm pretty sure y'all y'all heard that shit before. Um, people about college, right? Man, I'll fly like I don't fly going to the debt, I don't fly doing this shit. I'm like, who'd you hear that from?

SPEAKER_10 19:27

Somebody who didn't go to college, right?

SPEAKER_03 19:28

Right.

SPEAKER_10 19:29

The people who did go to college is like, you should probably do this. Even if you even if it's not what you think it's gonna be, there's skills that you can't get anywhere else.

SPEAKER_07 19:37

And so you you can't make the mistakes that did that you can't in college and have the same consequences if you were outside. Same thing with grilling or anything else with family. If if you if like you learn early, you're good to go. I'm gonna put this, I'm gonna put this out here because you said exactly what's going on right now. Uh so one of my homeboys is frustrated. He is an electrical engineer, graduate, he's dwelling in his career, great. American dream. All right, I guess he's he's living the American dream, right? So he has a sister-in-law with a son, and he's at the age where he's about to enter the college, and he told me, dudes, like I've been talking about engineering, he was little, but he can't him was like yeah, man, college is kind of expensive. I ain't trying to do no dudes, so I want to do what my mom does. And I was like, eh. What does his mama do? He was like, She's like some the people who like install the veneers, I think. I don't even know what we're gonna call them. But she does that, and I was like, interesting. So he wants to go to school to do that instead of going to college for engineering. He was like, Yeah, I don't get it. But yeah, it's that reason he brought up because he was looking at like, well, I can make money now and not worry about shit, um, you know, student loan debt being in debt. That's a common thing, bruh. But I'm kind of like, but you're gonna like even people in the medical field have everybody knows this, doctors have crazy student loans because you need a lot of education to be up there. I mean, I don't know, but yeah, so it looks like he's following after his mom footsteps. So check this out, man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 21:29

I've I've had this similar conversation. I had this with both my cousins that are around like the same age. Early, early 20s.

SPEAKER_07 21:38

I had to kind of tell them like, hey man, like y'all are trying to fast track success. Yes, you're not so it's like y'all look at me and ask me whatever, my sister. Y'all see us do shit, but we had to go through college, get our master's, have a job here, have a job there, get promoted here, and then we start doing shit. Y'all want to do shit your sophomore year? College. That's not how that's but but fortunately that's what they see. Hey, when you open your phone, that's what you see. Hey, seniors believe in this. We saw the same shit too in college. We saw niggas with the impalas on the US.

SPEAKER_05 22:14

Yeah, we did.

SPEAKER_07 22:15

You know, we also saw with the MM on the car. Mm-hmm. Trunk full of felonies. Yeah, we saw it. We want that. No. How much is that? I don't think I said that. No, you know. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I don't think we said that shit. We didn't say, yeah. We said we want that. We said I want to carry the uh money and uh bands in the pizza box. No. You know what I'm talking about. Uh okay, okay, okay, okay. Burnett got it.

SPEAKER_03 22:46

Talking too much, man. You're talking too much.

SPEAKER_07 22:49

I don't need a problem with Paw Wall. All right, man. What else y'all got, man?

SPEAKER_03 22:57

Burnett got uh is this you or oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What we got? Um oh you're talking about intro news before we got the random stuff, even though we're going over random stuff. Austin, you had something about your boy.

SPEAKER_10 23:09

Yeah, yeah, Josh Jacobs, man.

SPEAKER_03 23:11

Um you know what's crazy? The the going into your topic about what you're talking about. I don't even learn stuff from hearing the actual headline because with my IG setup, I see jokes about stuff. Oh shit. Before I realized, so it was like it was a show with somebody doing like a like they were like choke holding, no, it was another football player choking another one. It's like Josh Jacobs, whenever he uh dinner's not ready. I was like, oh no. Like that's how I found out terrible news is through comedic means, which is crazy. But not go ahead, man.

SPEAKER_10 23:45

So um, yeah, man. Uh sports related, but not sports related. Josh Jacobs running back for the Packers, right? He's with um some Instagram model person. But uh, as you know, people, audience, the world, people in Poland, when the NFL has a off season, it's crime time because they don't got nothing else to do.

SPEAKER_07 24:16

My man got arrested for allegations included, battery, disorderly conduct, criminal damage to property, intimidation of a victim, felony strangulation slash suffocation. You know what's crazy? Yes, I know uh today I work they're talking. I don't know who what player this was. Um I can't remember. No, but they were like, the dude went out there and said, Hey man, you ain't gonna worry about me, man. I'm just gonna be sitting at home playing video games. And they were like, that's kind of crazy. You guys say shit like this now. Oh, I think that was um Travis Hunter.

SPEAKER_03 24:51

I think it was Travis Hunter who said that.

SPEAKER_07 24:53

Yeah, basically told them, like, hey, you ain't gonna worry about me, I'm just gonna sit at home playing video games.

SPEAKER_10 24:57

Yeah, you ain't gonna worry about him. He's gonna have his money taken.

SPEAKER_07 25:01

Like, we know what's coming. You see it. Oh shit. Come on, man. Let the man be a let the man be a happy dad.

SPEAKER_03 25:10

Man, the happiest ninja turtle. Oh man, what is it? Michelangelo finally got a broad and deal, man. Shut the f all these years, man.

SPEAKER_07 25:19

He's persistent. All right, man, go ahead, man. But uh, so I mean, I always ask him, all these charges, but what happens to him for his career?

SPEAKER_03 25:31

Nothing. Oh, no, it's no no MB NFL don't care. He's a running back, so he's already deceived.

SPEAKER_05 25:36

Oh, so here's the thing about that. So it's he already he already got he already had a DUI. I mean he went and he was with the Raiders. That gets overlooked because Henry Ruggs is the one who went to jail for speeding.

SPEAKER_03 25:49

So it's and and oh go ahead. No, it's just so to answer your question though, we like nowadays for running backs, especially he's not in his prime. It's not even like he's a even in their prime though, don't you remember Kareem? Well, Kareem Hunt, he was getting to his prime. He wasn't uh where he played for the Chiefs, and this is right before the Chiefs really went, like I think Mahomes had just started the previous season or was gonna and and they and then he was taking over the full-time job. The Chiefs, I think, saw the paint on the paint on the wall, the writing on the wall. They saw that, yo, we might have something here. Kareem Hunt, if you look at the video, and I will to this day attest that he didn't, it wasn't as bad as they make out to be. They say he kicked the woman, right? While she like it was a drunk woman having an altercation, and she had like bent over onto the ground, like and he like like you know, when you're they're on their feet, like she wasn't sitting down, anyway. Yeah, and he like pushed her with his foot, which sounds like a kick, but he like pushed over because she was off balance. Pushed okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, I hear I hear you, yeah. Okay, sounds crazy. We gotta see the video, okay? Because right now I sound I'm defending like an abuser. Either way, either way, if you compare that video to like Ray Rice, because they had to freeze that video with his foot extended, and that's what they were showing. They weren't showing the full video, they were only showing that snapshot, it's his foot extended, so it's like he kicked somebody, as opposed to the Ray Rice video that was like him clubbing his wife, knocking her out, blah blah blah. But anyway, I said all that to say, yeah. Wait, you know about Ray Rice, yeah, like clobbered his wife, clobbered her. Okay, man. Clobbered his wife, hit her with the Y Ita. He hit her with that fucking honeymoon shit to the moon, Alice. Anyway, all right, bro. I said that to say they got rid of Kareem Hunt, about to go into his prime because they say we got things coming. They sent him off to Cleveland, and he's just now recovering, he's back with the Chiefs, but he's nowhere who he was. Josh Jacobs is on his way down, like he's he's he's he's reached his peak. Now he's these are the gears solid before he goes down. NFL don't give a damn about running backs, they will swap him out quick, and they also uh crack cracking down on like domestic violence, all that stuff, because that's the one heel they can die on. Like, that's the easy win for the NFL with all their other criticisms, they can be like, oh, he's abusing. Oh, they're kicking him out. And that's like, see, we're not that bad, we care about stuff. No, like this is an easy win for them, just gonna get rid of them, and that's what happens. Because I it's not like he was a quarterback, he's a running back on his way on on the decline in the declining years of his career.

SPEAKER_08 28:38

Damn, okay.

SPEAKER_03 28:38

Now, if he was like Drake May, like an up-and-coming white quarterback, things they they they play it up. They be like, Oh, he needs reactive, he's seeking rehabilitation, he's gonna seek counseling, he's had issues in the past. Oh, he lost his cat. You know, they they they make up shit. Like he's going through hard times. We're gonna help him through this hard time, we're gonna stand behind him as a team and make sure he learns from this. A nigga? Nah, they out. He's been released, right? All right, so anyway, long story short, long as a short, that nigga's it's over for him. If like the fact that she's out there, even it don't even I don't even know Austin. You think it has to go to court first? Like, if she decides not to press charges and leave it as is, or you think this is enough of a violation for them to be like, nah. Because it doesn't help it help with that it was an influencer, too. Not an influencer. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_10 29:36

No, it's Instagram people, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:38

She's a she's Ash Cash, if you want to look her up for research purposes, research purposes, everyone. Look up Ash Cash. Okay, Ash Cash. And um that's who he struck. Because apparently, or choked out. That's who they were dating. You found her? No, but uh I'm talking about Wit. I'm talking about asking Wit, look her up. What's her name? Ash, like Ashley Ash, and then Cash with a K. And tell me that nigga ain't going to jail if she decided to press charges. Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_10 30:15

I saw her face. Yeah, he's going to jail. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 30:20

Yeah. She mixed, but she's not mixed enough. She is uh Okay, yeah. She's going to jail. Alright, relax. All right, um but yeah. Shout out R.I.P. Josh Jacobs. It was fun when it lasted. He had a great season. What, two seasons with Green Bay? Yeah. Oh, who put Enhanced Games up there? Me. Oh, shoot, you read my mind. Bright, man. What else? What are we one other random stuff we got?

SPEAKER_10 30:48

Shit, uh, fuck it. And uh enhanced games.

SPEAKER_07 30:51

Um did you hear about that? What I saw it and was kind of confused about it. Like, is this real or yes, it was real.

SPEAKER_10 31:03

It was it was in Vegas.

SPEAKER_03 31:04

So they kind of they did a dry run of it last year. Okay, we look up enhanced games swimmer. The poster child for that is this swimmer who hit that nigga look like a fucking shark, bro.

SPEAKER_07 31:17

What's the uh cartoon, The Shark Niggas? That's what he looks like. Uh uh Street Sharks.

SPEAKER_03 31:23

He looks like a fucking street shark. That's scary, bro. But yeah, I forget his name. I don't really care. Yeah, but but uh because he but that thing is last year they did a dry run of this where they had him, it was just him. He's like, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna let y'all, and that's when he got super swole. And this goes to show people don't know really shit about athletics, the general public, because they think you can just take steroids and that's and be good, and be good. Yeah, okay. But you but you still need to do everything around it. You can't just take so anyway. The enhanced games pretty much prove that.

SPEAKER_07 31:59

Like, like so with the enhancements, is it basically just increasing your stamina or strength?

SPEAKER_10 32:06

Well, I mean it's just what it's just whatever you you want to look at.

SPEAKER_03 32:09

It's whatever you put into it. It's basically a lot of steroids or performance enhancing drugs, testosterone, uh, trend, all that stuff is basically horse steroids.

SPEAKER_10 32:20

Yeah, no, no, it's just HGH. My bad, my bad, my bad.

SPEAKER_03 32:24

Yeah, well, yeah, yeah. HGH, yep, the HGH, that's what I meant to say too. Um, basically, it's just like um recovery type stuff. It helps muscle growth, quicker recovery, um, increased muscle growth sometimes, and all kinds of other side effects. But that's primarily what it's used for. People use it to recover faster and get stronger quicker because you recover faster.

SPEAKER_07 32:45

So, what if you take like an out-of-shape person and they start pumping steroids?

SPEAKER_05 32:49

And yeah, they just have to have to do the work.

SPEAKER_10 32:52

Yeah, so so so think about like this right here. The only thing that it does is accelerate and grow faster, but you still have to do it. So let's so let's say if you go to the gym, you work on you, you do upper body one day, lower body the next day, right? And then you take like two days for rest, and then you go back. I think the steroids you can do upper body, lower body, upper body, lower body, upper body, you know what I'm saying? Like like your rest time will be lower and your growth will be higher. Yes, but you still have to do it, yeah. You can't just do that shit and eat ruffles, right?

SPEAKER_03 33:28

And so and the thing is, like Adrian Bronner. Well, it should be the opposite. Oh shit. Because um be stared, just be damn no roads, but no, and the thing about it is like I wasn't saying, you still would need to do the work. So the with this the enhanced games, they were dealing with honestly the people in them and across the board, outside of maybe lifters. Maybe I don't, I didn't keep up with that. I'm my main focus was like the swimming and the running and stuff, like in all the enhanced games. A lot of the one, no world records were broken, which is not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_09 34:04

Oh, actually, one was one was one wasn't.

SPEAKER_03 34:06

I'll get to that, but all the other ones basically a lot of the winners were not enhanced. Like, I think Fred Curly won, and he said he wasn't enhanced, he just did it for the payday, and one of the swimmers that won. And the thing is, no one's getting close to no records because for that to happen, you would need elite athletes to be on doing steroids, but also as a part of their regular everyday training, you know what I mean? Like it's just not gonna be like a subpart athlete. Elite athletes need to be the ones, would have to be the ones taking and doing the enhancements to then see like a world record getting broken or something like that. Because your shark boy, he came in dead last. Like, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_07 34:50

So it's like you remember when Trunks got swole, yep. Formation that uh that form we used to super swole against cell, and he was slow as fuck. Yeah, that's what it looks like.

SPEAKER_03 35:00

No, that's yeah, that's what it looked like. Because it's like you can't just do that without also incorporating the training. Uh and all this, all the enhanced games did was commercially, they just got news that they got people talking about it, which is good, but it was more or less a failure because not us one where it was broken, one excuse me, one was broken in swimming, and the reason that was broken is because the dude who broke it was already second fastest in the world.

SPEAKER_07 35:25

So the enhanced the enhanced games now this year, what sports are they gonna do for this one? Like what um you're talking about when they do it again, because they just did it. Yeah, they did it on the 26th, something or 26th. So, okay, my bad. So they did swimming, what else do they do?

SPEAKER_03 35:41

They did swimming, track, uh weightlifting, weightlifting. Oh, weightlifting.

SPEAKER_10 35:46

But it was like I think it was deadlifts and cleans and shit, but uh or powerlifting. What is it?

SPEAKER_07 35:51

Um so most of the ones where you just physically exert your body, like swimming, basically, basically power lifting because that's where nothing, nothing finesse, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:05

Nothing finesse, because steroids are gonna help you in finesse.

SPEAKER_10 36:08

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 36:08

So, okay, weightlifting is women's snatch, men's snatch, women's clean and jerk, men's clean and jerk, which are all just pure power type things. Swimming, it was the 50. And if if you notice for swimming, this is not um you can tell that's why you how you know swimming and running, it wasn't longer distances or something. Like, if they had somebody do the 400, now that would have been crazy to see. But there's just this is just they're doing this just for for splashing the pan stuff. Like they they want immediate gratification. Like the wet men's 100, the women's 100, both of those were won by clean runners. Um, the men's 100, breaststroke, butter them just it's basically swimming, weightlifting, and tracking field. That's all okay.

SPEAKER_08 36:51

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 36:52

That's all. Um, and of those, I think most of the winners were clean, and there's not but one world record broken. The money, though, that's the thing. So Austin, the the money incentivizes them. Because they were getting like if you won first place, you get oh yeah. That's not like a million, yeah. A million or something? Well, a million is if you broke the record. You win. Oh, a million if you broke a record. If you broke a world record, you get a million. You win, you get 250k. And that's more than like that's more than most honestly, most track and just these Olympic sports uh athletes, that's more than they'll make on a at a regular race. Way more. So now and then they're talking about next year or whenever they do next, upping the amount. Like, um, they're opening from one million to supposedly going up it to 10 million if you make a break a world record. So they're basically incentivizing people to be like, all right, do I want to stay clean and keep going in my sport? Or I can't make a quick 10 million, you know what I mean? If I because a lot of elite athletes didn't do this because I have a they have real careers, you know what I mean? So it's like I'm not gonna do this and ruin my real career and Olympic goals and all that. So yeah. Now I know they have different rules. I know there's rules where it's like you're only suspended for like maybe a season or two seasons. So it's like, can you make it worth it? Dope for a season just to do this, break the world record, then get off of it and try to go back to being regular. I mean, because there have been sprinters. What Justin Gatlin is a prime example um of a sprinter, a world-class uh runner. He got caught doping, and then I think he got suspended for a little while, then he came back and he was competing with Usain every single year. Became one of his main competitors. So I don't know, but it's crazy, it's a dangerous slope. It was lame pretty much. I always said I wanted to see it, but now that I see it and the way they're doing it, it just seems lame. Because I always said I want to see what the what like what would happen if you allow at like the peak peak and allowed this to see how far we could go, but that's not what this is. This is just uh so so dudes uh training to get money, and it's not just entertaining. Okay, okay, okay. It's not at all.

SPEAKER_07 39:30

Sounds like you're not gonna be impressive in next year, then not at all.

SPEAKER_03 39:36

Because even the guy who broke the record, he literally the uh let's I don't remember what it was. Let's say the record was 11.88. He he swam in 11.86. So it's like, all right.

SPEAKER_07 39:48

Okay, okay. Still, man.

SPEAKER_03 39:50

Nigga ain't breaking no real records.

SPEAKER_07 39:51

So anybody get a million, huh?

SPEAKER_03 39:53

I'm not impressed. And they and some people trying to say they the they didn't stop the they stopped the clock before you touch the wall. Like they're just a PS.

SPEAKER_08 40:01

Okay, I gotcha. I got you.

SPEAKER_03 40:03

Anyway, all right, man.

SPEAKER_08 40:04

What uh what else we got, man?

SPEAKER_03 40:06

I'll go next because you had well no. What else you got? Because I I ran on about that. Anybody got anything before I say? Because I got a couple of yeah, nah, man.

SPEAKER_10 40:14

Nah, bro.

SPEAKER_05 40:15

Oh, yeah, yeah. I well, no, you got it. You got it.

SPEAKER_03 40:18

No, no, go ahead, go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 40:19

Nope.

SPEAKER_03 40:20

Nope. Okay, nope. Well, my next thing, man. Do the degrees even fucking matter anymore, y'all? Yes, they do. Yes, no, no, I'm talking about these honorary degrees, man.

SPEAKER_05 40:29

Oh, okay, okay. How about I say nigga? Yes, the dick too.

SPEAKER_03 40:33

Or actually, uh, does really have degrees even matter? Or can you just say it? Because they matter, apparently, because enough people are lying about them. But do I really need to have one? Can I just say I'm a doctor?

SPEAKER_07 40:44

I feel like I could say that I used to be the CFO at spirit. I can too.

SPEAKER_03 40:50

I used to be a district manager.

SPEAKER_07 40:52

Put that in my resume, bro.

SPEAKER_05 40:53

Nigga, you know you can look that up, right? You said what you can look that up.

SPEAKER_07 40:57

You can look up the board members of a company. Just say you were a director. Anyways, CFO, like I said. Yeah, they gotta see no ass up out of the goddamn room. Look, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm uh I'm gonna create a fake AI page. They won't know. A fake AI page.

SPEAKER_03 41:12

Okay, that man's why did that whole sentence sound like you didn't know it, like you don't know how computers work. That was like that sound like some shit your uncle say. Hey boy, make me one of them uh fake AI computer pages. Computer pages?

SPEAKER_07 41:26

Why'd you say every technical word that I host it uh because I'm a I'm a uh I don't know, man. I host it on GoDaddy so they know it's real.

SPEAKER_06 41:33

They go see that shit was that shit was stood up in 2026.

SPEAKER_07 41:41

Oh well, we lost Um man. Wait, what? I think we lost him. Is he not uh yeah? Oh, okay. I see it now.

SPEAKER_05 41:52

Damn, damn yo. Nigga like this uh Washington when he had that Bluetooth. Yo, take a take a screenshot, man. Hold on, look at this nigga yo. That nigga said I'd like to have to get a nephew Hey yo, hey yo, the nigga says young blood in every cook out eight times. Yo, he gone.

SPEAKER_06 42:17

The crazy part isn't is that nigga wearing a fitted?

SPEAKER_05 42:20

Yep, that nigga look we got a kango, yo. Hey yo, hey yo, you think he rubbed his knees during the podcast?

SPEAKER_06 42:35

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05 42:36

Uh damn nephew, damn nephew. Hey yo, you think he know how to spell equivalent? Oh, we keeping this shit in. We keeping all this shit in. What's up there, young blood?

SPEAKER_03 43:00

God damn, man. See, it kicked me off because I was talking shit about him being on the computer, man. What kind of shit were y'all talking? My bad.

SPEAKER_05 43:10

Hold up. Yeah, yeah, go ahead, man. Uh check the uh chat, yo.

SPEAKER_02 43:13

Oh my god, yo. What happened? Man, now I'm gonna have to listen to this shit up. Internet connection unstable.

SPEAKER_05 43:23

The nigga's still on a damn dollar, yo.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

Hey man, hey man, it's that's what I get for teasing you about your computer legal.

SPEAKER_06 43:30

He got AOL 3.0.

SPEAKER_05 43:33

No, I think I got internet through the mail.

SPEAKER_02 43:36

I put one of them discs in my I put one of them discs in. We were the large so we were so fucking trustworthy.

SPEAKER_06 43:45

Send me a disc in the mail. I put that shit in my computer, no question asked.

SPEAKER_03 43:50

Those were the days. How long before niggas started getting scammed?

SPEAKER_10 43:55

Oh shit. Nigga somebody said I'm so old, we used to get internet through the mail.

SPEAKER_07 44:00

Yeah, that's true. Facts. Right, man.

SPEAKER_03 44:04

No, but no, my bad. Before Whitney disconnected my internet, what I was saying was uh so basically your boy Chris Brown just received a honorary doctorate from uh H what is it? Uh what's the name of the school? But say my dad uh Harvest Harvest Christian University HC nigga I got a degree from Hogwarts.

SPEAKER_07 44:29

He got a he got an honorary degree from a Christian school, yeah. The thing about it though The Chris Brown that says uh what up, my nigga? Forget you, nigga. Fuck you, nigga. Cause I'm that nigga.

SPEAKER_03 44:43

That Chris Brown didn't say that. That was Lil Dickey.

SPEAKER_08 44:46

Fuck out of here. So little Dicky said N-word? Lil Dicky said that. Oh, yeah, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. That's what you're going with.

SPEAKER_06 44:55

Yeah, man. All right, man. Chris, Chris Brown here saving.

SPEAKER_07 44:59

I don't know. Save saving what?

SPEAKER_03 45:02

What are you saving, brother?

SPEAKER_07 45:04

Did he do a speech too?

SPEAKER_03 45:06

Oh, I don't know, but it was from Harvard uh uh Harvest Christian University, and it was under because of his um accolades and in music and performing arts, it was a doctorate in uh I think music and performing arts, I think that's what it was. And um, oh here we go. I was trying to find an article, yeah, because I had to ask. Uh is uh it is real in the look, it said Chris Brown's honorary doctorate is real in the sense that he physically received it. I was like, and the diploma was legitimately issued by the university, however, it is an honorary degree, it is symbolic. But the thing is, the university also isn't accredited, so I was about to ask that next question. It's not, yeah, it's not an accredited university, and apparently they've been known for giving out all kinds of accolades to different celebrities. We'll say we'll we'll put celebrities in quote because the other person that also got one was Mr. Um uh Andrew Caldwell. Dang, I wish I had this clip pulled up to make it more seamless. You could have played this instead. But does anyone remember Andrew Caldwell? That name sound any familiar at all? No, right. Well, because you'll know from his uh viral clip, I'm not gay no more. Oh, that's him. That's him. He also received an honorary business doctorate. As well, huh? No, but it's a business. Yeah, he uh he received an honorary uh business doctorate in business alongside the presidential, um, what is it, the presidential lifetime achievement award from the university. And that's what made me look. I had to start digging, like, yo, does anything mean anything anymore? So the Presidential Lifetime Achievement Award is basically a volunteer service type award that technically anybody can get, and it's like third party. Yeah, it's presidential, but it's not like handed out by the president, it's like generic, stamped. It's something like pretty much I think all universities have and can give out. Um yeah, because it's issued through a real government program, but not directly from the Right House, and it's like stamped with his signature. But yeah, so shout out to Chris Brown having the same honorary degree as uh Mr Mr. Delivered, and I think that makes him more of a doctor than uh Dr. Shine Bryant.

SPEAKER_07 47:40

So I was about to ask, I was about to ask about her. Why is there such big commotion about her? Uh because she's not a fucking doctor. Yeah, that's basically it.

SPEAKER_10 47:50

That's it. Hey, wait, I'm a doctor, listen to me. Listen, listen to me.

SPEAKER_07 47:54

Like, like I don't understand, okay. But what I don't know, break it down for me. Like, so what's her what's her platform then? Is she?

SPEAKER_10 47:59

No, it's like relationship stuff, right? Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 48:02

So she doesn't so late, basically, oh go ahead, go, my bad.

SPEAKER_10 48:05

Yeah, okay, wait. So let's say if you came to me for therapy, right? Right, and I'm giving you advice, okay, and then you say, Hey, man, yeah, where'd you go to school? And then I'm like, hey man, don't don't worry about that shit.

SPEAKER_07 48:18

Then that's that's like that's the problem, right?

SPEAKER_04 48:20

Not advice, not just advice. You showed up to this nigga's office and sat on his couch, okay.

SPEAKER_07 48:29

So she went that far, but how did she get caught then? Like, how how does it catch up to her?

SPEAKER_05 48:35

The same way Dr. Umar got caught. Hey nigga, where'd you yeah, where'd you go to school, brother? The spiritual plane of the Africans.

SPEAKER_04 48:43

She started talking too much, is what happened. She's saying uh she didn't want to accept insurance or some shit because uh you had to diagnose people. It has to be like a treatment or something. So she was like, I don't so she came out and she was talking too much. She was like, I don't accept insurance anymore because I just want to help people. Insurance be making me want to diagnose people. And people go, yeah, yeah. Like there's there's people who don't accept insurance. Because we uh we we talked to some therapists who didn't accept it, and it's just because they make them go through a whole bunch of hoops, but that's different than what she was saying. And people started looking into it was like where your degree came from again.

SPEAKER_07 49:36

So I was about to ask y'all, what university is she claiming she got it from?

SPEAKER_03 49:40

Oh wait, so you don't hold on. Dang it. Let me find a clip because she explained it and it makes this is makes no sense. Um, but she's saying she got it from a place called Argosy University.

SPEAKER_07 49:51

Okay, is it so it's is it this school? I'm not sure you have the picture I found. Is it this school? Is this is her? Hold on. Y'all see that?

SPEAKER_03 50:01

Shit, you ain't shit, man.

SPEAKER_07 50:03

I didn't make it.

SPEAKER_03 50:04

I so chat. I'm not chat. Why can't we see that chat? All right, y'all. I keep I've been watching the streets. Yeah, no, no, I've been watching too many goddamn Dean and A B go crazy. Um so yeah, yeah. Uh this nigga just showed a clip of Jesse Smoke, Juicy Smoolet, and Sean Bryant holding up their degrees from Argus City. But no, wait, so she basically she said she went on Breakfast Club because they asked her about it. And she just went on a thing about how oh she couldn't get it. She went online to look for it. No, no, she had a job as a coming up. Uh she had applied for a uh a job at a legal um uh like a legal attorney's office or something like that. Some kind of oh no, to teach uh professionally uh at a law or uh law or something like that, to teach law, and so they need her transcripts, and she went to get them, and RGC is shut down conveniently. Oh shut down, okay, and so but the place and the company that held on to the transcripts only held them for two years, so she was un so she wasn't able to get her transcript. Um and hold on, yeah. So she and she wasn't able to get her transcript, and then that's this a real is so is this a real university?

SPEAKER_07 51:34

Because the one I Google only has four Google reviews, and it says permanently closed. Well, yeah, I mean yes, she did say it's closed, right?

SPEAKER_03 51:42

Yeah, hold on. I dropped it. I'm gonna drop this in the chat so you can get that. That's crazy. I think this is her clip of her explaining what I just terribly explained. This is her talking about that. And this is what this the Breakfast Club interview is what what just uh what really? Yeah, because this is what set everything off, but then she doubled down.

SPEAKER_17 52:03

Because people can't find your dissertation online. How are you responding to that in this new era of your life?

SPEAKER_18 52:08

I'm gonna clear it up once on here. I'm not doing it again, and I'm clearing it up for my Doc Squad, for my fan base, for my audience who deserve to hear me address it. For the folks who have already made up their mind to not like me or not understand me. Listen, I don't give a fuck what your narrative is. I would like you to recreate it, double down on it, and run that shit. Because I don't give a fuck about it. Now, to my doc squad, my fan base, my folks, you know, my village, it's very simple. I went to a school, Argus University, completed an entire program. I went back online to uh get my official transcript because I was applying to a law school many years ago to be a professor there. And I had to provide my transcripts, right, to get hired. And I went to contact the school and said, hey, I need my official transcripts, I need my entire thing. And there was no school. I was like, okay, I'm confused. I Google, it says this school has been shut down. I said, Oh, well, they gotta have records. I mean, they were accredited when I attended the school, they were accredited when I finished the program. I go and look, there is a third party that has a record. Where I contact the third party, that third party only holds records for two years. I was past my two years.

SPEAKER_07 53:28

So I believe her. I believe her. Well, also, what happened too? There's a fire. So where they backed it up in the storage? Yeah, the fire took it out.

SPEAKER_10 53:40

You mean to tell me that you signed up for classes online, but they don't have your shit. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 53:47

So what makes don't make it that they they burnt the tapes in the fire, man. I don't know what to tell you, Austin. All right, play the shit. The shit the shit was in the cloud, and you know there's a fire in a data center.

SPEAKER_03 53:56

So funny is they lost it. What's what's funnier about that she just won't. She just I don't know. Like, it don't make it don't make sense.

SPEAKER_07 54:08

How much is that bill? Yeah, you can go ahead and close that account out, sir. We don't need that storage no more.

SPEAKER_03 54:14

And and does that even make sense how that works? You said if she said if she had got her money back, then her none of her stuff would have counted. And it's like, but that's not what no, you don't lose your they can't take your credits away just because you did for money, baby.

SPEAKER_07 54:29

Yeah, so you can't even so Lawrence, you can't even like look her stuff up, can you? No, you can't.

SPEAKER_03 54:36

Wait, what's that? What's that? You tried to find look something up?

SPEAKER_04 54:39

I looked up my dad's dissertation.

SPEAKER_07 54:41

Yeah, he pulled up his dad's stuff right there. First first hit on Google too, y'all. Right there.

SPEAKER_08 54:49

Well, dang.

SPEAKER_07 54:50

Well, dang. I'm I'm pretty sure, you know, like this is perfect marketing for university reaching be like, hey, come get your real, a real one.

SPEAKER_04 55:04

Yeah, but you think you're gonna actually go to school for that?

SPEAKER_03 55:07

She about to get an honor. Yo, if she popping in with an honorary one from uh what Harvest Christian University, then you're gonna know. But that's where she put because think about it. Like, but yeah, man, I'm surprised you ain't seen that. She and then she went. So I just gave you another uh interview. She went and doubled down.

SPEAKER_18 55:25

This yeah, like degrees, and I'm not gonna prove anything to anybody. My obedience is to God, not to people. And so as long as I'm in his will and I'm serving and I'm doing his, you know, uh his word, my sheep will know my voice, even the sheep in woof clothing. That is not my battle. That's it.

SPEAKER_06 55:43

Did she call them sheep? She did. She called sheep. That's crazy. Okay.

SPEAKER_17 55:49

Out there, why not provide the proof of your degree? Why not?

SPEAKER_18 55:53

Um, well, a couple things, right? Um, I have multiple degrees, and my thing is that my proof isn't something that I have to prove to individuals. Um, my proof is already within my credentials, my degrees, and also more than just my titles, it's in how effective I've been. All of my sessions have been live for the most part. My sessions with Nick Cannon, Cam Newton, Shannon Sharp, B. Simone, they have all been for the world to see, right? So no one knew who Dr. Bryant was prior to seeing all of my sessions that were live. Um, and they deemed it as well as I did before they did it.

SPEAKER_03 56:28

So those quote-unquote sessions, I don't know why she keeps talking about sessions. She was on people, those are podcasts where she was doing interviews. And even if it's a session, that's how our sessions are run. It sounds so like not the stuff she was saying, just sounds like I've seen well, I know I saw the cam when I saw Shannon Sharp, and that didn't seem like no session. You were doing an interview where you, you know, you try to break down who these guys were and what you saw in them. But it's like, that does that count as a that's not a therapy session. That's basically she did some Kevin Samuels stuff, which is she she's a relationship consultant. Oh or or or a life advisor. Like if she did that, she'd be fine. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about with Shannon Sharp?

SPEAKER_07 57:17

Well, no, they probably no no no, not not Shannon Sharp. I'm talking about if she's being a consultant for relations and all that, was she actually having people pay her for her sessions?

SPEAKER_03 57:28

Come on now, she ain't doing this for free. Damn. But um okay, but and then it doesn't help that she was calling herself Dr. This and Dr.

SPEAKER_08 57:36

That and all her and everything.

SPEAKER_03 57:38

And she wasn't calling herself like Dr. Dre or Doc or was it uh uh what's the uh Dr. J. No, she called herself Dr. like not as a uh uh a um stage name, it is her title. But you know, keep playing. I want it's something that's said at the end. I don't know if it'll cut it off.

SPEAKER_18 57:56

I thought it myself they deemed it as my work being effective. I am effective at what I do. I'm educated and I'm successful in my lane, and I land on this. I created my own lane, and so a lot of times, Mr. When people see that you created something that maybe they couldn't, admiration turns into envy. And you gotta be okay, and you just gotta be okay with that envy as an attack, I think.

SPEAKER_17 58:18

And I've gotten this question from many viewers, and I I owe it to them. You service to them. Absolutely. Why not drop doctor from your name if you cannot bring forth the doctoral degree?

SPEAKER_18 58:29

So I've already covered covered this, right? And we're here obviously to talk about my new book. Um, so I've earned the title, I have multiple degrees, and I'm not gonna prove anything to anybody, and we're gonna leave leave it just as that. Yeah, Dr. Cheyenne Bryant, baby, Dr. Cheyenne Bryant. That's where and you're standing by that, standing by it, yeah, because I earned it.

SPEAKER_06 58:49

She said, We're here to talk about the fucking book, Melissa. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_07 58:54

She's gonna start getting naked, dog.

SPEAKER_03 58:56

Well, you missed it at the end, oh, that was it, because then at the end, Melissa, she threw a tiny little shot. She's like, uh, because I have my degrees and we're gonna talk. I was like, yo, ooh, it was like a real small one. She's like, but um, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_07 59:13

She can turn it to um it's almost like someone purping organization and won't admit it.

SPEAKER_10 59:21

That that aren't that are part of it or aren't a part of it, aren't a part of it, and just uh saying that they are, yeah, and like aka, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 59:29

Because then that that made my the easiest to do.

SPEAKER_05 59:32

Yeah, y'all remember somebody was like, yo, man, I cross uh 07, yo.

SPEAKER_07 59:37

You remember that shit? But the thing was dude said it recently. Like it wasn't like he said this 2019, 2018. Wait, what you talking about? When the guy said he was on 07 line, that was like close to year 07. It was like 2010 or something, he said that, and we were like, huh?

SPEAKER_03 59:59

But he tried to say 07 from our chapter, right?

SPEAKER_07 1:00:02

Yes, us, nigga. I was like, the fucking thing it wasn't that like 07 wasn't that long ago. That's why I was like, yeah, that you know we still here. Like that's the thing that you still regard. But you know, so you don't think that'd be easier for aka to do for that?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:18

Oh, you mean because of the numbers? Yeah, I mean they could look oh, you mean that someone would call them on it? Uh no, no, they'd still call now.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:26

Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna vet 90 people. Okay, no, no. Okay, here's the thing. This is gonna sound fucked up. Somebody will though.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:33

Somebody will. That's something that you might not. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:36

That's a big number for a line. I don't think they know everybody in depth in that line, but they know shit about the organization that only they would know.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:45

Oh, that's true.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:46

You know what I'm saying? So, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:50

Yeah, make some bad. Oh, move this motherfucker.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:53

She won't what number, what number was he in 07?

SPEAKER_10 1:00:57

Shit, I know you wouldn't know that a goddamn eight. No, I'll tell you that goddamn. Hey, look, he was tall.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:04

No, no, he was a tall guy. He probably said 18. Nah, he ain't say that. Nah, nah, nah, nah. He said he said he said I'm number 20. 20?

unknown 1:01:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:14

20. 20.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:17

All right. Never met that man. You know, oh wow, I know exactly who that was. We'll come back to that later. All right, yo. Uh, y'all ready for F and up? I feel like we already got it.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:27

Nah, man, nah, I still got some more ridiculous concept.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:30

That was a F up.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:31

Well, all these F ups? Technically, no, no, no. Some of these, um okay, I got one more. No, I got two more because they need to let us leave. Oh all right, set yo, basically, you know how I've been saying satire is dead. Like, there's so much like what why not say it in relation to the White House? Like how if you've been watching um uh like the the boys and stuff, which the boys had a decent season finale, left something to be desired, but we won't go there. But how the boys, everything they did, Trump did, everything they did was like he did, like golden statue of himself, then Trump does it, or make himself god in a poster, homelander does it, stuff like that, right? And they wrote and filmed the show like a year and a half ago, so it's just getting crazy how satire is no longer a thing. So this next thing uh a young lady was pulled over for being on her phone. So go ahead and play that clip for everybody.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:30

Uh satire? I can't get it. It's not even says the pages isn't available. Who posted it?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:37

No, what do you mean pages in available? Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. Hold on, I did I posted it. Hold on. Let me try to find it. No, I'm failing y'all. Let's see.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:53

Something went wrong. See? Yo, wait. Yeah, they gotta uh they blocked you, bro. They pulled it.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:01

Yo, why'd they pulled it?

SPEAKER_07 1:03:02

They said uh access denied. That was somebody very important and they had it scrubbed, purge from the internet.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:10

Yo, I bet the uh I bet the police did it, man. Um, hold on. We gotta I gotta show y'all this. Uh let's see. My bad, y'all. My bad audience. Yeah. Damn, you can't play the bitch on Facebook, can you?

SPEAKER_08 1:03:33

Oh man, you send us to the Stone Ages? Facebook? Come on, right? Come on, sir.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:38

You still got your MySpace page up, don't you? Who's in your top 10?

unknown 1:03:43

Dang.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:43

Well it's top eight, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:45

I know you made a round. I know your ass for the round, nigga. Get your ass up out of here, nigga. Fucking scroll, nigga. Get your ass up out of here, bro. Wait, it was really eight. It was really eight.

unknown 1:03:55

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:56

I don't remember the number. I don't remember. Nah, nigga, you a scroll, man. I don't know, man. Hey man, my timeline, it was ten. No, man. Nah. With the case.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:05

I'll put it back, y'all. I'll put it in the uh I'll put it in the straight in the chat.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:10

Yeah, well, while I was looking for that audience, Witspend all the time.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:14

If it overs to the first side, go to the second one because I don't want you to read it. I want to be a semi-surprised.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:19

Yeah, okay. Gotcha. Yeah, we're done here. Cos playing that millennial, yo.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:22

That nigga wasn't there. That nigga scroll. That nigga wasn't there, yo. I why is the stripes dude on my screen?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:29

Before you play, yeah. Where's the original Gucci, man? Where he at?

SPEAKER_07 1:04:36

Why do you think Gucci's supposed to be like this Mississippi nigga? Cuz he was, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:43

What you mean? Dick and Partner.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:49

The ice cream tattoo on his face. Oh, she said her she said her face in private for real. That's crazy. All right, here you go.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:57

Hello, man. Hey, good morning. I'm every gasoline with the pumpkin's kind of share's office. This is why you've been pulled over the city of Lake World. Today we're doing an operation for the structure driver. You drove past me holding the phone with my hand manipulating the phone. I mean I thought you were going to be able to do it. Manipulate for you. You did not have your funny hand. Cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:45

So for the listeners, when he when he she accused this young lady of having her phone in her right hand, she lifted up a nub. It looks like her hand right past the elbow is that's all she has. Elbow to like mid forearm. That's what she held up. And so as you heard, he doubled down. And then it's like it felt like a Saturday night live skit. Because then that man said, hand to God, you didn't have your phone. And she and she did the right thing. She raised that stub up to the sky. She said, hand to God. I was like, yo.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:22

You know what would have been even funnier? Like she said, God already has my hand.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:26

Yo, that's what I was thinking. That was the first thing I thought. I was like, yo, what she said, too late. Hand to God. He already got it. Like, he can't watch it with it. Fucking idiot. And when I watched that, I was like, there's no way this, like, the world isn't real no more. Like, what they keep making them timeline jokes, we have slipped into a uh a different timeline. Because this can't be, this can't be this can't be real, bro. Like, he could have just let it go. He could have been like, all right, my bad. But not at all.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:00

Like, yeah, walk away, bro. He's like, I must have been mistaken. Walk away.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:04

Um, you know, you lie, he lied. But her court date was today, and she because she said she keep post. Maybe that's why she went in private. But that's weird. That's anyway. She her court date was today. Um, and it turns out the I think the they realized they were looking stupid. Because she had booked, she had been all over. The reason she she had received the the um footage and released it herself, just to let people just see it, because that's a part because she said I'm no, I'm taking this to court, and so they had to release it to her. Um but uh uh but uh basically they just dropped it. The the the district is they just dropped anything else to do. Yeah, they're like after everything, they're like, nah, we we good. Yeah, you got it.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:48

Just drop it.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:49

And I was just like, why'd y'all even let it get that far? If this man had let her go on her day, now y'all look stupid. What county was this? Uh Palm Beach County Sheriff's Department. And they yeah, they requested the dismissal of the citation.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:04

Um the police did, yeah, yeah, yeah. They saw that that that body cam footage was like, come on, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:11

Yeah, it went viral. They're like, bruh, really? What were you trying to prove, nigga? Like, what were you what were you trying to prove, sir? Like, what anyway. Um, and then last that was just crazy to me, because like when I watched it, it's like this had to be written. Like, SNL couldn't do a skit. You know, the onion couldn't write an article that was just especially when she to put her hand to God. I'm like, did you it was just a perfect setup? So, and then last thing, man, I don't think they just don't want us to live. We already know they don't want us to live, but they just don't want us to live. So you know the new double seven game is coming out, right? I know yeah, I do. I know about it. Well, it looks really good. So you you know who I think it's Cabby Lane, Cabby Lane, the guy who the black dude just shrugs his stuff. He moves and doesn't say anything, and doesn't say nothing, doesn't talk. Yeah, you know who that is, Austin? Wait, who uh Cabby Lamb?

SPEAKER_08 1:09:14

You might have to show him a picture of him because uh yeah, hold on.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:19

He's like a TikTok, he's like a social media influencer, black uh African dude. I think he's African. He just kind of vowed for skits he's made and he just the skits where his son, like he'll show you something, like he'll just shrug.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:31

But anyway, well, actually we oh yeah, this that this this dude, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a big Aventus fan. Yep, shout out to him.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:38

So so if you share, he's basically he makes an appearance. They put him in I don't know why, but they put him in the new 007 game. Lily, just as someone you walk up to and you ask a direction and he shrugs and does a thing where he points at the sign, like, don't ask me, the signs right there. He just does his thing.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:02

Maybe maybe I ask you something now where I can find the tranquility cake by any chance.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:11

Okay, that's it. Do you think he did motion cap for this? You know what's sad?

SPEAKER_03 1:10:17

You know what's sad? He probably did. Nah, he probably no, he probably did. He probably did. I bet he did. No, he did. Wait, did you say if this was part of his AI deal or whatever it was? Oh, he has a oh no, I didn't know about the A idea. He got some.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:32

Yeah, yeah, that's true. I forgot about it. What's his idea? I'm crazy. He basically signed away his likeness for a certain amount of money for them to use it. So basically, this is basically Black Mirror coming to life.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:50

He did, yes, social media star Cabby Lane participated in or Cabby Cabby, uh, KD, whatever, participated in motion capture and facial scanning for surprise cameo in 007. But no, the thing is, I brought it up to be like, why can't we live? The man that people are so mad. You got well, not people, the same about because he's black in a video game, basically, that's all they would to put to people talking about they're not gonna buy it. Um yeah, it's just uh yeah, it's just yeah, it's just dumb. I was like, why can't we just leave it? Like, why can't we?

SPEAKER_07 1:11:30

You know what's crazy? I was watching the fifth element, and I think me and my sister started talking about, I was kinda like, yo, fifth element still age age pretty well for me, yo, just watching, just watching a fifth element, right? And it's funny because I was thinking like, yo, you got two people from Friday in here, Chris Tucker, the guy who played Debo was a president in a movie. Debo was a president, y'all. And I sat there and thought about it. Would Fifth Element make it today? If it came out? Fuck no. When people are so triggered to see black people in like any type of I don't know, high role these days.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:13

You know what? I I I think I think it uh will work, but it'll be like John Wick, to where it's like, eh, until it comes out and it becomes like a cult classic, but after the theater.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:23

No, yeah, I think 50 years.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:24

You think when it would announce when it was announced, people would be made? Yes. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:29

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah like yeah, announcing culture now is way worse because you get more of a voice. Back in the day, people used to have to write letters. I'm sure there's backlashes for stuff, but someone will find a reason why they race swap Chris Tucker.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:42

Like, all right, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:45

She went to a white woman. No shit nowadays, nowadays, uh, it's just that we see all the backlash so immediate, and it seems like it's not, but you know how many letters they send to Warner Brothers when Michael Keaton got cast. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_07 1:13:01

Like, oh yeah, they hated him because he was short and he did comedy and he should not be Batman.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:05

Yeah, so imagine those tens of thousands of comments or letters, but instead now they're comments under a post trip that everybody can see. Yeah, so it's just everything.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:15

Because you you're at a you're at a point now, Lawrence, when people announce screenshots, trailers, casting decisions for a movie. I noticed that on Twitter the companies posted them, they just like turn off the comment section. Because they already know people are gonna like rush in, say something about the Odyssey. They're gonna rush in and say something about the Betty Boop character. They're gonna rush in and say something about Black Snape and Harry Potter.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:49

Yeah, so like some of the comments, someone said I've never I've never um what is it? I've never I never considered canceling a pre-order so fast. Like, really, dude? Really, just because people a black person's gonna be in the game pointing.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:06

People lost their fucking minds over the Assassin's Creed Shadow game. Remember that, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:14:10

Nigga was it was that the set in Japan? Didn't they cancel the Assassin's Creed game because you would be killing racists?

SPEAKER_03 1:14:16

Oh yeah, yeah, you heard about that with right. They were gonna have one set after Civil War, right, Lawrence?

SPEAKER_04 1:14:23

Yeah, something like that.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:25

And you basically yeah, and there's parts of it where you kill like France, uh that would have hit because I say that because well, a lot of people do not know Assassin's Creed Black Flag, which was pretty popular, had a DLC where you play a black assassin that was on your crew, and you kill slave masters and free the slaves.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:47

Yeah, why would they not want that? Because that's basically like well, Red Dead Redemption still does that. They're like, oh, people in all white suits, they get merged on site. I've seen it. Mafia too.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:59

Mafia, you can spray up the clans at a rally. Um I I don't know. Like, you know what? Like, shit like that would like one streamers would be all over it because that's great content for streamers. Shit like that. Uh speaking of that, uh boy, hold on, man.

SPEAKER_10 1:15:16

Motherfuckers got mad at the uh Hunger Games when they saw um Rue. Oh, girl was yeah, Rue was black. Because they when they described a black person in the book.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:25

When readers read it, they just saw they just read a little girl and they they had like all their hearts out for little girl. No, they saw so all they read was little girl, but didn't read the shit that came after the words little girl. In the readers' minds, they picture Goldilocks, Greek. They picture Goldilocks for some reason, and then when they saw it was a black girl, they were like, I take my tears back for crying for this character dying. Spoiler alert. Um, but yeah, uh I think Lawrence posts I think Lawrence posted this. There's a game that is a plantation simulation. Oh, yeah, I saw that where you play as uh the plantation owner who is a white man that looks like the colonel from KFC, surprisingly, with a blight white top hat, and you whip your workers to get them to do work, but if you hit them too hard, you lower the health bar, and as the game progresses, you will have to repair fences so your slaves won't escape. And people was like, How the fuck this get approved? I correct me if I'm wrong, Lawrence. Was there an update that the devs push where they made slaves white?

SPEAKER_03 1:16:42

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:43

I think or was it another game that released? No, it was the same game.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:46

They tricked them. I think it was white the whole time. They just told them they never they just told them they were black.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:52

Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It it it was black, it was definitely black, it was definitely black. Because I went and watched all the gameplay, and everybody was like, This is crazy. Because the more you whip people, the taller his hat got. And I was like, yo. Damn it. So if you saw someone with a tall hat, you know they were like just whipping professionally.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:20

Hey, what is like in real life? The more racist somebody were, like the bigger they tea cut or something. Shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:28

I'm like that's crazy. Plantation simulation. Yeah. Alright, man. Um let's let's go into the FNO, man. These motherfuckers, man. Uh we're gonna roll through these stories seeing out too long. Um they love us. I just wanted to give shout out shout out to my girl, man. Shout out to this lady for having the survival skills of a chicken nugget. Wait, what?

SPEAKER_05 1:18:03

The survival skills of a chicken nugget?

SPEAKER_08 1:18:05

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:12

There was an event that happened at the White House, as we all know, where someone, uh young 21-year-old guy, rolled up at a checkpoint. So there's a checkpoint out in the White House. And for those who do not know, on the White House, on the side of it, I think near the East Wing, there's like rows outside. Outside, there's like rows of these tents. And each tent is for news outlets to set up their cameras and do the reporting. And behind them, the background, you just see like the beautiful landscape of the White House. That's what that's for, because I was out there. I was like, oh, okay. Got it. So there are a lot of clips of reporters reacting to the gunfire from Secret Service. And this most people hear gunshots. Well, how do you think they react, y'all? You gotta go down, man. Yeah, you get them down and you gotta get down. You're gonna get down, you know. We're gonna see how this lady reacted.

unknown 1:19:23

What is that?

SPEAKER_12 1:19:30

What is that?

SPEAKER_06 1:19:38

So we're gonna go back to the case.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:43

That's not real, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:44

Make sure you share this link. Make sure you share this point. Wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:48

No, that's not that's not real, Whitney.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:51

She looks, yes, it is. No, it's not. She looks at the camera. I know what's all listen, listen. She looks at her camera, she looks at her camera crew and said, What is that?

SPEAKER_04 1:20:00

And then she turns 15 shots and went off.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:02

Then she turns around, and it's like, like Lauren said, 15 rounds of shots let off. And she said, What is that? And the camera got, I think the spy works. And she turns around and leans in.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:15

Like I don't get closer to hold on, wait. The first comment says, I thought it was an SNL skit.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:22

Yo, like you don't understand. The world is not.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:25

Play that shit again, y'all.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:27

Hold on, let it finish because she leaned back.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:29

Nah, nah, nah. Start that shit over, yo.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:36

I'm brother down.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:08

She runs off. Yo.

SPEAKER_08 1:21:10

Yeah, boy.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:11

They uh you know what? You know what? Hey. Hey, someone Starwin games, dog.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:17

I never watched the whole thing. She leaped all the way in. Where's it at? Oh man. Uh what is that? But they yeah, they I've I've seen them meme her to death though.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:27

So yo, they mean the hell of her. And they did this one. They said white people versus black people during a crisis. And yes, that was a clip from uh scary movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:56

The best one I seen that is they put her over like a behind behind like type of scenes in different movies.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:01

Like like Independence Day, Independence Day, uh, Star Wars, Giant Wick.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:06

What is that?

SPEAKER_05 1:22:07

What is that?

SPEAKER_03 1:22:08

What is that? I didn't see the lean, her leaning into it like boom.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:14

But the thing is, the the I didn't even I don't have the other clips. But if you find the other clips, every other reporter, yeah, they got down. Yeah, they threw their headphones off, they threw the mic down, and they dropped to the floor. So yeah, she I think it's because they're shooting Whitney.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:32

No, he's just saying the fact that they did they they reacted quickly.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:35

I know because that's hey yo, yeah. These what the what the fuck? She says she said those have to be fireworks in the middle of the day, in the middle of the damn day. Fireworks, all right? Random random day too. They just fireworks holiday. This this next one, um I don't know, man. Uh you may have some guys on a trip that are like you know, cake is cake is cake, even if it has a candle. I'm sorry, what the fuck? You ain't heard that? No. Cake is cake. A man. There's a video going around of a guy, and what they're saying, I can't confirm, but they're saying it's Tyland. Uh he's in a massage parlor, and he is pissed, and we're gonna hear why he's pissed. Let's see here.

SPEAKER_19 1:23:36

They sold a baby. They sold him to me as a woman, as a fucking man, they fucked him in the ice, they took my money, I want my money back, and I'm wrong and apology right now. I do not feel good about this. Oh, I am not happy.

SPEAKER_13 1:23:53

I send the lady for you.

SPEAKER_19 1:23:55

You 50 50. I want my money backing now. I want my money back. Uh oh.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:19

I didn't know she said fuck you too.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:20

She should have been too late. She wait, so she tried to hit that nigga with the 50-50, Dale. Did y'all hear that? Yeah, play play the whole thing back because I'm here.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:29

Flap against it.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:30

Services were rendered.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:33

What did he say? The first part. What did he say?

SPEAKER_06 1:24:37

Yo, yo, yo. I said, huh? Go back. Go back.

SPEAKER_19 1:24:44

They sold me. They sold him to me as a woman. As a fucking man, I took my money, I want my money back, and I'm wondering apology wrong now. I do not feel good about this. Oh, I am not happy.

SPEAKER_13 1:25:01

I said my money.

SPEAKER_19 1:25:04

I want my money back. I want my money back. I want my money back. I want my money back. Should I get an apology? Should I get an apology? This is fucking ridiculous. Where is the other one? Where's the other one? Where is the other one?

SPEAKER_07 1:25:55

Boy, when it came that getting that money back, that English got real broken, didn't it? Yo, you speaking good English talking shit to him.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:09

She said, No, fuck you. What's my money? Money? Like, yo.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:16

I think the first recording was like a like a bystander or like another customer. No, like, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. He was kind of like, yo, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:29

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:29

What if, what if Vindu said, Down just a he's a man? What the dude's like, nigga, I know. That's why I'm here. Like, he was oh no, that's crazy, fam. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:39

Yeah, let me let me go ahead and find wait, hold on. I'm sorry. He came in high, yo. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Play play the other one again. Which one? Which one? Wait, what happened? What is that? Oh, what's that?

SPEAKER_03 1:26:59

Yo, like, yo, cool. Or what if he's pulling the ultimate?

SPEAKER_06 1:27:03

Like, I feel like there's steps you got to get to before you get into that situation of doing the bending, you know.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:13

As in the world, Janet. Oh, so you doing the bending? Cause, huh? What you mean? You when did you learn? Did he just go straight for the ball?

SPEAKER_03 1:27:22

Yeah, I don't know. He had to. He had to. Even Dark, did he just not not touch anything else?

SPEAKER_07 1:27:29

He he just went straight for the uh that man said, I do not feel good about this. I am not happy.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:38

Someone said, Someone said, Listen, you can get your money back, but it ain't going to change the shit. And yo, now it's out there. Or what if he's pulling the ultimate cam move?

SPEAKER_04 1:27:49

What if he knew exactly what he was doing? He's scamming, really. Yes, he knew exactly what he wanted.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:55

But he's like, I want my money back. But I need my money back too. I'm just gonna come out here mad. Because I mean, because I did what I had to do.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:02

Because that was good. I could have been a bicep like, you want your money back? Did you finish though? Right. Um give you your money back if you finish.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:12

Like, you kind of got the service already, right? Is that why she kept saying 5050? Yeah, that's probably it. Okay. Listen, we'll give you half. They give you half. Yeah, but I mean. So crazy, crazy crazy, crazy knowledge about this.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:32

Who does that?

SPEAKER_07 1:28:33

Because I fell in the Reddit rabbit hole.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:35

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:36

Yeah, that's not a good thing. The craziest thing I read about this is that some dude was in there asking about, like, he was seeking this out, and somebody was like, The lady boys are cheaper than the real women. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:55

That's so many jokes. You know why? Hold on. Because nigga, is it is it Angus or is it beyond meat? That's basically what you're saying.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:06

That's that yo, Austin, you said that's an impossible burger. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:11

That's an impossible pussy. No, um, you say he said what we're getting too deep in this. Why did you break? Why did you why we go here? Hey man, we sound positive as the over here, man. But he was seeking them out because they are cheaper, so he's just a cheap asshole. That's what he's looking for.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:33

That's what he's looking for. That's what he's looking for. Some smoking twenty dollars.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:38

I I I I I guess so, because I was like, Whoa, whoa, whoa, y'all guys are looking for this? I just can't read it.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:45

I was like, There's definitely people out there looking for it.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:47

I ain't gonna be like, I didn't I didn't know, I was kind of like, oh wow, but that's on me, that's on me. But yeah, they were like somebody was like, they're they're you know how how did I get there? Because I be scrolling, I'm like, what is with the videos of the girls grabbing the guys? I'm like, where is this located? I looked it up, was like, what's this place called? And they were like, This is how it works. Hold on, man. I was like, the people could be getting robbed, you could be losing your organs stolen.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:09

Let somebody else talk about this, but you're doing too much research. Austin, man. Austin, you talk about this for a minute because this thing would need to say too, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:18

I see, I see this video. I looked this up.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:20

Hold on, man. Play what I play what I just put in the chat. That nigga sound like Vlad right now.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:24

Oh, yeah, oh shit. Shut the hell up.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:27

No, put what I put in the chat because Vlad was interviewing uh uh OnlyFans. What's that? Sophie Rain or whatever the million dollars OnlyFans chick. He was interviewing her, and this is what you sound like right now.

SPEAKER_16 1:30:37

I have a boundary that I don't cross, and that's one of them is meeting up for activities. I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:44

Okay. Now, and you said that when you approach this, that you have values and morals, and there's certain things you won't do. Yes. Now, when you look at OnlyFans, a lot of porn stars go on there and put up porn content, they put up boy girl content, they put up whatever. But you actually don't do that. Correct.

unknown 1:31:04

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:05

Now, I join your OnlyFans just to see, you know, for research purposes, to see what exactly it's about. Right. And it's interesting. So when I look back in the older ones, it's a lot of bikini shots and so forth, right? Um, but once we get closer to this date, I feel like there's more kind of explicit stuff that gets mentioned, right? So let me take a look.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:30

Wait, wait, wait. No, what do you mean let me take a look? Are you serious? That's how you sound it.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:35

Are you serious? Pull it right up. Nah, that's crazy, right? He wowed for that, man. Is that it? Okay. No, is that it?

SPEAKER_00 1:31:41

So there's a new post he said, uh, my new full-length stripping and masturbation video is dropping tonight.

unknown 1:31:46

Wow. Right?

SPEAKER_00 1:31:49

So it is sexual content, but it's not boy-girl content. Correct. So was this something that you were doing the whole time, or is this something that you kind of expanded over time?

SPEAKER_16 1:32:00

I've kind of been doing it all the whole time.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:02

Um really like I just want you to get Vlad sound like a goddamn creep. Like, who does that? Anyway, going on.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:09

So basically, uh that's how my man, my man did not have a good trip from this. That's crazy though. The funny part was listeners. The dude walked out of the phone. That nigga had a desktop life. He walked out holding his pants, man. He didn't know where his boxes were, probably. Nah, he can't.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:27

Yeah, I didn't want to. I the same place. Because I've seen the trip before, and uh, unfortunately, I saw a much clearer version that I want to see. That nigga was Winnie the Pooh in it, man. Are you serious? Yeah, man. Oh no, he put a mystical, but he went out instead of eating.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:43

That nigga was doing argument for his money and just got like with his dick out, man.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:47

You can't argue for no money. Which he's she's 50-50.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:53

I left him with my dick in my hand.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:55

50-50. Yeah, yeah. All right, uh, is that I think I was something like got uh let's see. Um yeah, we can go into the last one.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:06

Well, well, no, nobody A B no no well A B ain't doing shit.

SPEAKER_10 1:33:10

Uh I mean uh I mean I got I got one thing. It's A B A B and D. Is it about A B? No, it's about um I like to say this for y'all, man. Uh I salute y'all, man. Uh y'all are parents who looks after their kids and don't have the motherfuckers running crazy in public. That's it.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:37

Wait, what's the issue?

SPEAKER_10 1:33:38

That's it, man. Just getting sick of these uh cheese enthusiasts not watching the kids. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 1:33:44

Cheese enthusiasts, wow, what happened? You you got beat up?

SPEAKER_10 1:33:49

No, no, I just nah man.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:51

Sound like a story go with that.

SPEAKER_10 1:33:53

Well, okay, here's what happened, man. So you know, uh I was at the uh ACC baseball game this uh weekend. It was like a lot of kids just running around, right? I was just thinking like, uh, anybody gonna say nothing? Usher stewards? Running the kids running crazy. What do you think we are? You know, like this is how we all were raised. Don't be out here embarrassing me. Doing crazy shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:30

So that's also um slaves master shit. But I won't get into that tonight. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:44

But wait, you're talking about we can be kids. Yes, before you no no no no no no no no, no I'm not talking about hitting them, but but also you're talking about just deciding in general.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:56

Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you can't, I can't, you can't let them go that far. Yes, yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:02

Yeah, yeah. Like discipline and like beating. So they like any form of discipline, they're like, no, you're abusing them mentally. It's like, no, no, no, no, just because I told them to sit down and be quiet, take a break.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:23

Or our discipline, our discipline is way different. My parents because I don't I don't see there being any Joe Jacksons out here. I mean, my parents want Joe Jackson, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 1:35:34

But you know, but it's just it's just you still gotta understand that fine line between like a beating and uh and uh uh uh someone like displaying you because there are people I hate being in grocery stores, or I just hear somebody cursing their child out.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:48

I'm like, oh bro, I'm like yo, relax. We saw we saw some meltdowns in Disney, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:54

What the parents or the kids? Disney is terrible. Parents it just sounds like a terrible idea because I'm like, your kid is gonna be over-stimulated, and now you're out.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:04

Not even the over-stimulated part, it's that Florida heat, man, that sucks. Oh, yeah. That Florida heat. I know one thing, they were like, You you want to test your relationship or your marriage, go to Disney. I was walking in the hallway, and dude was flipping on his family, like he was smacking his hands, using the F word. I you would have thought he found out he she cheated on him during that trip. Like, how much money did that thing cost? Bro, oh exactly. So you saying I I stopped in the hallway, like, should I keep walking? I wouldn't like damn, he he is pissed at Disney, the magical place on earth. Nah, bro, it'd be arguments and magic for pockets, dog.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:48

But you said you need to test your relationship, like if you have kids or just in general, probably just in general. Uh in general, well, yeah. I don't know why in general. If it's if I'm I don't know, maybe I have different experiences because when we went solo or just us, we had a blast.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:06

Probably I'm not I don't know. I'm talking about I'll say for families, man. For family can be stressful.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:12

I am not stressful. I refuse. My mom is trying to taunt me into taking my daughter, and I refuse. I am not. I'll go with first off. My parents don't respect schedules. Oh shit. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:26

Yeah, schedules F'd. Schedule's F'd. Like my sister didn't.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:30

Did you just center yourself, nigga?

SPEAKER_07 1:37:32

She did the he's living a better life. She did Magic Kingdom after dark. And I'm like, what time's this in? One o'clock. Like one a.m. 1 a.m. Oh because Magic Kingdom after night, you're there at night, you get free popcorn, free water, free ice cream. I don't care about that. But the whole perk is you can do rides. This nigga rich. You get to do you get to do the miles with throw lines. I'm not eating ice cream. Oh no, I don't want to do making ice cream, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:10

I got my free water. I got my waters. How much did that shit cost, man? How much of what costs? The shit that you don't want to have for free.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:18

Right, exactly. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:21

How much is the popcorn? The water box would be probably like six dollars, bro. That's cool. How much is the popcorn? I don't know. I don't get popcorn.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:28

He threw the money, he threw money at him.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:30

Let's look at like ten dollars. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. The thing is, so I never have scheduled one of those go those. Like when we go, we go from start to finish. We pick a part and we go. But I haven't gone with a kid, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:44

The thing about kids is you can't go so many days.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:50

Yeah, that's true. I'm gonna be like, we're going early in the day and we're gonna be back to the hotel by nap time because I am not dealing with it. Should probably be taking naps in there though. Yeah, throw the stroll on there.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:03

Yeah, we'll probably take a nap. They got a manual stroll. She's gonna walk. But then what about uh fireworks? No, I'm talking about when she passed out. What about for fireworks? You wanna stay for the fireworks?

SPEAKER_07 1:39:11

Nope.

unknown 1:39:12

Nope.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:13

You know what? This is not gonna uh this is gonna add more to what Lawrence was saying about not going. I noticed when my sister was like, I was like, she's a toddler, yeah. What are you spec? Leia fell asleep before almost every show we went to. She slept through it. I mean, like in the what do you mean? Like shows, like you sit down and watch it and watch the show. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was knocked. Cause them rooms be comfortable, bruh. Before we even get in there, she's knocked. And my sister's like, she's missing the whole show. I was like, just let her sleep.

SPEAKER_09 1:39:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:54

The only one show she woke up near the end was Lion King, and she was kind of like, The fuck is going on? Like, that was her reaction. Oh, when it was. She was like, Yeah, because it was like we were on the floor and amateur is everywhere and dances everywhere. But every other show, she slept through it. The loudest, the loudest audio of cracking glass, thunder slept through it.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:18

I gotta lie, Disney's probably a scary place to wake up to. Honestly, that's gotta be it's gotta be slightly off-putting. All right, we gotta put together a uh uh Disney trip, man. Nah, we're not gonna.

SPEAKER_07 1:40:32

It's perfect timing, Lawrence. It's perfect timing.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:34

Drop the kids off. Lawrence, she got the uh you got a good height to get on the rides. Law said I'll drop them off and pick them up. She's not gonna ride them. We got uh easier, we got easier in the rides again. No, I think she'll she'll definitely do the boat rides. Boat rides be easy. She went, uh, we went to the beach and they did like this little car that goes around on the track. But you know, it's a little janky little ride, so it's on the arm. So when it go around the corner, it whipped her ass around. Oh no, she immediately first turned. I'm done. Get me off. Damn, damn. Oh I'm through. Damn.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:13

All right, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:14

Um, I do that. So Ray J, man, real quick.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:18

Basically, also said, watch your watch your badass kids so I can have my fun.

SPEAKER_10 1:41:22

No, no, no, no, no. Watch your badass kids for the correction officer get some. Oh, well, is hey yo, you're either gonna correct the shit at home or or or somebody else gonna correct it?

SPEAKER_05 1:41:32

You say you're gonna correct it with these fists? Nah, man.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:35

Hey, hey, I'm hey, I'm hey, I'm just saying, man. He said, Hey, hey, yo, hey, yo, you can't. He said, he said, Anakin not the only one. I'm gonna leave it there.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:44

Come on, come on. Come on, man. Lord of 66, boy. All right, but uh, last thing. All right, last one. So yeah, are we gonna talk about the whole not the whole thing, but yo, these celebrity fights are ridiculous, but they're only entertaining in that you get to see stuff you shouldn't see or shouldn't even have.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:05

But you don't even but you don't even want to really see it though. Like I don't want to see this.

SPEAKER_03 1:42:08

Well, that's why it's a failure because nobody wants to watch it, but I will I love the highlights, you know what I mean? So it's like the I'm pretty sure the event is not pulling in what it should, but the highlights are hilarious because I don't even know who I have these people. Johnny Manzel fought Bob Minery. Nobody knows who even Minerie Minery is. I know him because he does like oh that dude, the um okay, yeah. Yeah, he does like funny sports voiceover stuff, but I haven't I stopped following him years ago because he started, you know, do magnitude leaning into that, yeah. MAGA shit. Um, so Johnny Manzel beat like they just look ridiculous. It's not even skill anymore, it's like a level down from celebrity boxing because at least celebrity boxing, it looked like sometimes the celebrity boxers trained, like when Screech beat the shit out of uh that some old actor, it's like, oh, these guys actually at least train for boxing. Watching this shit, it's like two people off the street start who should do a boxing fight that would get the attention.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:11

What the fuck did you say, nigga? Shut up, you're right.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:18

You know somebody who should who use who should should use a bullet gun? No, wait. No, who should do what boxing?

SPEAKER_07 1:43:26

Uh I can see Kevin Hart get in the ring.

SPEAKER_10 1:43:29

No, no, I can't I can't see it.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:31

No, no, no, because it's for washed up niggas, man. He too big for that. He but it it's not enough, Lawrence.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:38

He's what it will get buzzed. But who get buzzed? Who he fight? Cat Williams?

unknown 1:43:46

Nah.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:48

Uh uh the dude from Saturday Live. The black guy? Yeah, he's from uh Florida Shea.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:56

Oh Michael Shea fight Michael Shea. Yeah, Michael Shea look don't look like he in the best shape. I ain't not gonna lie, no, no shame. Michael Shay. Michael Shea. I mean Kevin Hart up there too in age. What do you mean? No, I no, I said shea don't look like he needs to come from behind that desk.

unknown 1:44:19

That man.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:22

Yeah, um, but uh, but no, it was who else? Uh by memory, Johnny Manzel. Then oh, um Steven, not Steven Jackson, uh Lent Stevenson fought. Uh what's the what's the other basketball dude? What's the other basketball player, Austin? That's Lent Stevenson fault. Sounds rapish.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:44

Lent Stevenson, uh Michael Beasley. Michael Beasley, no, yes, Michael Beasley?

SPEAKER_02 1:44:52

That's that's Michael Beasley?

SPEAKER_03 1:44:53

Michael Beasley. Basketball player? That is Michael Beasley, but yeah, he was somebody else. But you saw that fight?

SPEAKER_10 1:44:59

Uh I saw I saw he got knocked out.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:02

No, no, he got choked out.

SPEAKER_10 1:45:04

Oh, yeah, choked out, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:06

Like he had Liz Stevenson like a choke, he just didn't know how to put it in, and then just it was anyway.

SPEAKER_07 1:45:13

All right, I got one, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:15

Will Smith. Not gonna do it, but again, so Drada Chris Rock. Come on, man. Why are you doing ridiculous stuff?

SPEAKER_07 1:45:25

But we need somebody to you won't go on, you won't watch it? You don't want to watch it?

SPEAKER_02 1:45:30

To watch Will Smith beat the shit out of Chris Rock? Why can't you beat shit out of Chris Rock?

SPEAKER_03 1:45:34

He don't think Chris Rock can get trained? But yeah, but but Will Smith has trained for several. I mean, not that it's different, but he's still physically trained for several roles. He even played Ali, which and sometimes that stuff don't really leave you once you learn it.

SPEAKER_07 1:45:48

All right, all right, all right, all right. Will Smith versus Jonathan Majors then since you won't play fair.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:54

Uh nobody's watching it. It'd be funny, but like they have no idea.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:58

Nobody's watching it now. I'm watching it. I'm watching it, boy. Because why was Ray J fighting super hot fire?

SPEAKER_07 1:46:05

Yo, yeah, I don't know. Ray, Ray J was like all over that damn ring, boy.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:11

That's because watch the clip. Hold on. One of his uh uh posts it was Ray J the day before.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:14

This shit is sad.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:16

That man might have worked out for like a uh a day.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:19

I don't even think he but that's all the time they get, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03 1:46:22

But you know, they don't tell this. Is uh money is in this, they don't tell them a day before.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:27

You're talking about him hitting the bag, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 1:46:31

Between there you go, there you go. I'm putting all my money on you. I'm putting hey, I'm putting all my money on Ray J. He he just letting the nigga do with that. I ain't putting no money on that nigga.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:45

Get the bag in between. But because a lot of people don't know it was a it was an MMA style fight. Like, but then they say I ain't lifting my legs, but Ray J got knocked out, and then afterwards he tried to he tried to throw the whole thing under the bus. Because uh, I think that's the clip. Is that the clip I posted where he was talking about uh um yo man, that wasn't the plan.

SPEAKER_08 1:47:12

Yeah, I saw that dumb shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:14

And it's like, wait, Ray J shut up, man. And they tried to click uh what climbed up. I think so.

SPEAKER_20 1:47:25

Nigga, aren't you dying soon? I dog, I thought the same thing. That's what you told us. That's what I was informed. That's not my fault. You wanna see me die, bro? No, of course not. I love you, you legend.

SPEAKER_21 1:47:40

That's what I'm putting it all in the ring. If this nigga can really do it, he'll kill me in the ring.

SPEAKER_20 1:47:45

Damn, that's the super please.

SPEAKER_21 1:47:47

I'm about to die for this shit, nigga. I'm like, I'm my I'm dying for mine, nigga.

SPEAKER_11 1:47:51

Let's do an MMA video boxing right there.

SPEAKER_21 1:47:53

We're doing MMA, all nigga, everything, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:58

Yo, I really thought he was about to say such.

SPEAKER_04 1:48:02

Yo, no, he didn't choke it and spitting, so you know.

SPEAKER_10 1:48:08

Hey, yo, hey, yo, so I I'm I'm still this from Bomani Jones.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:13

Like, you know, when he said, like, you're like, yo, you a legend, right? So Bomani Jones was like, yo, man, this dude's a legend. And when I mean legend, I mean like a myth.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:21

Oh shit. Oh, yeah, that's what he said.

SPEAKER_03 1:48:27

Wait, Bomani said that? Yeah, I think it was Bomani who said that. No, hold on. I just heard that somewhere. No, nope, nope, it wasn't. It's your other favorite. Johnny, I mean, uh, Patrice O'Neal. He said it at a roast. Yes.

SPEAKER_10 1:48:40

My bad, my bad. I'll listen to Womani Jones and then okay, yep. Patrice O'Neill.

SPEAKER_03 1:48:44

Yeah, because he said uh yeah, hold on, wait, I'm posting the William Chapman. No, no, no, uh Ross, whatever the the other roaster who does roast all the time. Yeah, he said it to him. He's like, Yeah, because he's like, Yeah, but you're lucky. I got it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_21 1:49:01

Oh I thought we had a plan. I don't want to say too much because I don't want to get nobody in trouble. But damn, my nigga. Nigga, we nigga, we took a L the night. We didn't take your ass was over here. I gotta talk to the nigga about y'all talk backstage.

SPEAKER_19 1:49:22

Nigga, we didn't think you was gonna win. So, how y'all lost money?

SPEAKER_07 1:49:27

Wow, yo, yeah, that sounds real like this is embarrassing for the family, bro. What I feel I feel bad for Brandy. What I feel bad for Brandy. Brandy's doing the most to try to keep the family uplifted and hear her brother come fuck it all up. Because Randy J stay doing dumb shit. Okay, think about the verses, and Brandy was trying to prepare him, and he went out there and it sounded terrible.

SPEAKER_03 1:49:56

You know, in the verses, he um. Yeah, you know what? Does he still own stock in Raycon? I feel like he's the type of nigga to sew this shit off. But the only thing he got going for him is Raycon right now. The earbuds.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:12

Is it legit? Is it is is it his shit, or they just put it put the stock? I was about to say, does he he's he's is he is co-founder of it. Let me see.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:22

Uh because uh because I know every YouTuber I listen to be plugging is sponsored or plugs right. He no longer owns it.

SPEAKER_08 1:50:31

Uh oh no, he doesn't. Nope.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:32

He co-founded 2017 brand and marketing, but in 24, Raycon officially announced that he fully exited the company. See? Of course, he sold all the shares.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:42

Well, it says his exit was valid between was value between 75 and 100 million.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:49

And how much is Raycon worth now? Since we were talking about value before. Shit.

SPEAKER_08 1:50:54

I don't know. I don't know. Couldn't tell you. I see. Couldn't even tell you.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:00

Raycon is valued at so how much did he get for it?

SPEAKER_07 1:51:04

75 to 100. Let's see. Selling it off.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:08

75 to 100 million. Okay, that ain't too bad. They bring in about that much annually. So they paid him for one year for a business, they can make that back in another year and keep it growing. All right. But then he could be getting residuals off that every year. If but anyway, Ray J, shout out to Ray J for doing what yo, but the memes, they kept uh you appreciate this with they kept using the Martin clip from when Martin got beat up.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:37

Yeah, I saw that.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:37

Someone even AI'd his face into him and his uh girlfriend into Martin and Gina.

SPEAKER_08 1:51:43

I was like, yo, I didn't even know Ray J had a girlfriend until I saw that.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:47

Uh I don't know, loosely. You use that in you put quotes around it because you're not sure. But yeah, shout out to Ray Jones.

SPEAKER_10 1:51:55

You're not sure.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:56

I mean, what? You're not but he slept with 12,000 women.

SPEAKER_07 1:52:01

He that man, don't even don't even bring that up. And Cam just sat there and let him just let him cook.

SPEAKER_03 1:52:08

Cam is a he's a bad interviewer, but he's worse than Shannon. Because at least now Shannon will Shannon at least make a face like, come on, bro, really, really, before he lets you slide. Like he'll he'll he'll ask you to clarify at least once. And then if you double down, he'll just let it go. Cam don't ask questions from the start. He'll be like, 12,000. Oh wow, how'd you do it?

SPEAKER_02 1:52:32

Like, what Cam?

SPEAKER_07 1:52:33

Because Cam be like, think about other shit than he does. You can take he doesn't be processing what they say. He waits for like 10 seconds to pass by after they stop talking to know they stopped talking. Then he goes on to the next question.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:48

If you watch Cam, that's exactly what it looked like.

SPEAKER_03 1:52:50

He looked like he's like, Oh, you know, when Nick zoned out mid-conversation and they got snapped back to it, he looks like that after every question, like he really forgot what oh man, Peggy don't be helping him out either. But uh that's all that's all I got. Okay, yo, so I do have some sad news, man. Big groove, man. Big groove, everybody's favorite dancing nigga. Um there was reports that someone tried to kill him. And uh they said a sushi chef tried to poison him. And I'm sad to say that those have not been verified. So as hype as I was about someone trying to finally take those next steps, um this I don't think it's true, man. I don't think anybody tried to kill Big Groove.

SPEAKER_08 1:53:48

Did you let out a sigh of relief?

SPEAKER_03 1:53:50

No, no, no. I was upset. He don't like him. So I invited um, I sent him an email inviting him to Durham to eat at this uh shop on Main Street on Martin Luther King. Hopefully he'll take it up all expense paid so I can meet him and provide him a meal. But um, yeah, man, I was so sad. I was like, God damn it, internet because I was like, let me look into this further. Because the report was that uh some sushi sushi chef in uh California had tried to poison him.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:27

And I was like So what Lawrence was asking, was it oh my bad a sudden did she try to serve him with like what you said, the blowfish that's poisonous?

SPEAKER_03 1:54:35

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what they try to say. He tried to they were he tried to serve him the the poisonous puffer fish, a puffer fish, whatever. Yeah, some puffer fish if you don't come prepare it just right.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:45

You had to cut it, it's like you have to precisely cut it a certain way to avoid the poison because it's a very poisonous what's funny is I feel like most people only know about that because of the Simpsons. Really?

SPEAKER_03 1:55:00

I know about it from like some cooking show I watched, and dude was like, Yeah, Austin, you're right. They didn't know about it because he tried to get it. That you watched his chef, this dude, man. He's like, outta here, man. He said, You better get it right, Jarvis.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:16

I'm not out here being a Stefan Diggs, man. But uh here hiring the wrong chef.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:22

Man, that was the right chef for him. But yeah, man. So that's all. I just had some bad news. No one tried to kill him.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:30

Um it's okay, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:32

You can no one tried to kill him.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:36

I was about to say, neck criminal.

SPEAKER_20 1:55:53

All right, man. This is what episode Wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:58

That's how we found one fifty-two. That's how we go now.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:03

Hey, police crowd 152 is Wow, we're getting too deep in here now. I want to listen to police codes at this point. What is this? Police code 152 is it changes dramatically based on whether you're looking at a state's criminal law penal code or specific local radio codes. Okay, let's go for local radio codes. Uh 10152 is code for tornado.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:37

Yo, man. And that's what and before we go, I just want to make a PSA, man. We don't talk about when Steph Curry misses, right? Nobody talks about that. So I don't want to hear no more news till a three-pointer goes in, if you know what I mean. I'm tired of hearing about all these missed shots.

SPEAKER_10 1:56:56

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:58

So until a three-pointer goes in, I don't give a damn. All right. We know more missed shots right here.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:07

No, he needs it to pump his numbers up. Oh, wait.

SPEAKER_03 1:57:13

Who wait? Oh, yeah. You're right. Well, I don't want to hear about the missed shots. I'm trying to set a record.

SPEAKER_08 1:57:23

Alright, man.

SPEAKER_07 1:57:25

We we're gonna get out on that air, man. We changed that damn email. We're gonna get out on out of here, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:57:31

I'm talking about Steph Curry, I'm talking about basketball.

SPEAKER_07 1:57:36

Did you go any uh did you see any movies this weekend for Memorial Day on?

SPEAKER_03 1:57:40

Nah. I know who did. Yeah. Come on, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:44

Yeah, they still uh we out of here, man.

SPEAKER_07 1:57:50

We out. Be sure to follow, like, subscribe. And uh, if you hear gun shooting, duh. Run. Do not stand there and say, What is that? We out, peace. Peace. This is