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Episode 153: Good Nut

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SPEAKER_11

That ain't it, Chief. You don't burnt like two pawns doing that fucking mask. Come on, man. Two pawns? Two pawns. You're killing you're killing the world. You fucking AI scump. Yo, there is a fable.

SPEAKER_05

What the hell is a jet squad?

SPEAKER_11

Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of the Jet Squad podcast. This is with.

SPEAKER_02

This is Jeremy.

SPEAKER_11

Hello. Oh, it's awesome.

SPEAKER_12

God damn.

SPEAKER_11

Why'd you stick up the Fox Avatar up? I thought you got rid of it.

SPEAKER_09

Nigga, you've been you've been here the whole time and miss it?

SPEAKER_02

This nigga living furry life. And uh let me just he went to detain some ice agents. He'll be there here in a minute. Um yeah, I mean, the man has his calling.

SPEAKER_11

And his name is the uh negotiations, if you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, the nigga went went to goddamn Minneapolis with a flamethrower. Anyway, what's up, everybody?

SPEAKER_11

So today was awkward. Why is that? I feel like my coworker just kind of came out and notchalot told me he filmed porn.

SPEAKER_09

Wait, wait, I'm sorry, what?

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, yeah, we're kind of coming in kind of hot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

No, no, HR about to come in hot.

SPEAKER_11

I was like, uh he was talking about like no one can blackmail him in life, right? For the things he did. He said, you know, he's done crazy stuff when he was young, who hasn't. He's done everything but smoke. Like smoking is one thing he didn't do. He didn't smoke anything. But he then, you know, he was getting questioned about, well, what did you do this? Did you this, you know, in case it could like be something to blackmail him about selling company secrets, right? He said, you know, the guy was like, I mean, you know, like, did you ever send nude photos of someone that said they might have you? He was like, Yeah, they had they requested it, so yeah, I sent it. I was like, all right, he just he just told me you sent dick pics. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Okay, that's what that means. And then he went on and was like, Yeah, so like have you like like filmed yourself doing sexual activities to someone? And he was like, Yeah, yeah, I did it, yeah. Okay, did you did you show your face? Of course I showed my face, and I was like, Oh okay, uh okay. Like he kind of said to me, like, who hasn't? Like, this is kind of like how he was saying it. And I was like, Alright. And then this man was like, I got nothing, man. If you do that, I got people make you disappear. And I'm like, all right, all right, all right, John Wick. All right, John Wick. This nigga was like the goon John Wick. So, yes, ladies and gentlemen, that's what I found out. My co-worker is Goon Wick.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, there we go. Ain't nothing about that.

SPEAKER_11

All right, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Next thing I'm like, yeah, and don't you post them? Like, no, okay. Greo, yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Relax, buddy.

SPEAKER_02

I was like, Here, I'll give you my I'll give you my hub account.

SPEAKER_11

We're still in the office, we're still in the office, man. So yeah, man, you you'd be surprised what your coworkers be up to. Going still.

SPEAKER_02

I'm saying he he told you he just does this first in his own leak, like he's not like like bro, like like he said, like, like this, it's common.

SPEAKER_11

Like, doesn't everybody show their face? And I was just like, uh, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02

Hey man, listen. And is he he he uh he a brother? I mean no, no, okay no, he's not of course not then.

SPEAKER_11

He he he he is a he is a POC person of color, but he's not a brother not a POS. Not a POS, nah, nah nah.

SPEAKER_02

Uh he's just a P R V.

SPEAKER_11

Ah shit. A P E R V.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_11

Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that that definitely like some women in office have and that's another thing. Like, he's the type of person, like, he'll talk to you and he'll stop mid sentence and look at someone walk past. Like, I mean, like a woman, like he'll yes, he'll like break eye contact from you and stare at them, and then a little bit you can go back to talking. I'm like, come on, bro. Like, he doesn't like sneak the sneak the looks, he just like masteroshis that shit in front of you. Come on, man. That nigga's not even a little bit light, like he anime, like you know how dramatic animes are. Like, that's how he does. This nigga is an acne cartoon character.

SPEAKER_12

I was gonna say he turns to the goddamn Looney Tunes wolf, my nigga. Just the eyes pop out his head. Bro, there's one new lady in there. Yes. I was like, oh, got too.

SPEAKER_11

I was like, I know she knows this. Like, she has to know this. All right, man.

SPEAKER_02

Um HR, brother. Report him. Shit. Lock him up.

SPEAKER_11

Yo, man. Lap you can get locked up, man. Speaking, speaking of co-workers, man. I got real quick a Whitney was right story.

SPEAKER_09

Okay.

SPEAKER_11

All right.

SPEAKER_09

Well, everybody, that was a story. Yep, we're done here.

SPEAKER_11

All right, we're out of here. It's a short story, but I told the person they gave me enough inspiration to turn this into a fucking movie. That's how wild it sounded. Yeah, actually, that's how wild I can get. So last week, co-worker was chatting me at work and was like, yo, I'm going to this event in Baltimore at seven. I was like, oh, what you what you doing? What you going, you know, what you got going on plan for the weekend? And they were like, Yeah, um, I'm going to this EDM event. And I'm like, Oh, I didn't know you liked an EDM. Okay. But then they mentioned that the EDM event was in a church. I said, huh. And I said this to them. I said, you're a victim. And she was like, Victim? Who are you talking about? I said, You're a victim. Because that sounds like a cult. She was like, uh, yeah, nah, nah. I said, Oh no, no, no, trust me. I know about cults. That sounds like a cult you're walking into. So today I forgot about it. Today they were like, oh yeah. You're right, man. I went to that event and I had cult vibes all night. It was a cool experience. I would never go back and do it again. I said, hmm, what happened? So she got there and she looked at the host, bouncer, security, whatever you want to call the nigga in the front. And she was like, hey, I never done this before. What do I do? Coke? And I'm like, stop right there. I'm like, stop right there. Stop right there. The fact that you walked to an establishment and said, How do I do this? Never done this before. Nah.

unknown

Nah.

SPEAKER_11

Nah. You supposed to go to an EDM event. What's what would that be like, Austin? What would you think of EDM, EDM? What would you think you will go in there and see?

SPEAKER_09

Uh glow sticks. Um okay, glow sticks, yep. Glow sticks. Uh a lot of people with um bright colored shirts.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Um, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11

You have uh people in their sweating, you know. Sweating, no, no, no shirts.

SPEAKER_09

Maybe uh bags of pills falling everywhere.

SPEAKER_11

All right, so uh she says the dude told her take your shoes off and uh put your stuff to the side. Take your shoes off, yeah. I'm sorry, I've never what wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, come on, man. Uh Young drop, take your shoes off. Like that take your take your shoes off, man. You stepped into the house of the Lord, take your shoes off, man.

SPEAKER_02

Is that what they call EDM? The house of the Lord?

SPEAKER_11

So she was like, alright. And she said everybody was in there, you know, feed out people were like feed out, like you have to take just mandatory, you have to take your shoes off. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So people like she was like, yo, people were just like doing all types of dances, culture dances. Then you have some people like stretching, doing yoga, then you have some people doing like meditation in the corner.

SPEAKER_10

The niggas was high as and let's go.

SPEAKER_11

She was like, there was like this large bearded lady with no bra on, and teachers flapping everywhere, and she was like, she said she was gliding. So in my head, I just picture like a bearded woman gliding through the crowd, titty slapping people. So what the what kind of anime are you on, man?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, man. So yo, what did you hold up, hold up, hold on, wait.

SPEAKER_09

That nigga sounded like he was dating. Perfect timing, perfect timing, perfect timing. Yo, can you explain that to Lawrence, who just got back from fighting crime?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he was he just he just got back from detaining ice agents. What up, Bob? You're doing God's work. But go ahead and tell him.

SPEAKER_11

I'm talking about my uh I was right moment story with my co-worker who told me about an EDM event they were going to in Baltimore in a church. I was like, that sounds like a cult.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, why say EDM gospel music? What is it?

SPEAKER_11

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I didn't I didn't even go with all that, but today I forgot I forgot about it.

SPEAKER_03

Jesus.

SPEAKER_11

So I I forgot about it, and then today they were like, yo, you were you were right, man. It was it was a cool, it was like I guess a different experience, but I'm never doing that again. Like I definitely had cult vibes the whole night, and I was like, I told you you were a victim. So come on, man. Right when they got there, they asked the doorman, hey, I never done before, what do I do? And he looked at her and was like, You just you know, take your shoes off and put your stuff over there. And maybe I was thinking, like, oh, you know, you walk into a place and they like we don't want the dirty shoes, you have socks on. Nah, they was in the everybody's in there barefoot. I was like, mm, mm-mm. Barefoot, okay, okay. And then she was like, everybody was like in there doing dances, and people were stretching, doing culture dances. So when she said culture dancing, I felt like somebody was probably in there doing a river dance or something. That's crazy. Uh then she said, then she said people were in there stretching, people from the corner meditating, and I'm like, Why is so much going on? And then she was like, There is like this bearded woman gliding around with no bra on, and I was just like, she was like hitting her chest to the beat, and in my mind, Lawrence, I'm just picturing a big bearded lady gliding around, titty slapping people. So I'm just like, and she left early too, because she she was like, I guess I'll try. And then she was like, Yeah, I'm not, I'm I'm out, and I was like, Well, she'll try. How did then she said the way the DJ was set up, it was like a huge portrait of Jesus behind them, which even looked more like a cult. And I was like, You left just in time, man. You was about to win some ditty shit, man. That shit, that shit could have turned to an origin. Witness, witness. They said lock the doors. I said, lock because I'm I'm like, yo, this is esper, this is like inspiration for me to turn this into a horror film. Because that's some that's some weird.

SPEAKER_02

Walked in on the opening of the blade, exactly weird.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, okay. The funny part, the funny part, because you brought it up. I said exactly this to her, but then my messenger messed up and I rebuilt my computer, so I don't know what how she responded to it. I said, if only a dark-skinned man in all black leather and shades walked in with a sword. That's all that was missing from the story. Yeah, and then I was like, How did you even know about this? Like, were you were you there by yourself? Did you know anybody? Did you talk to people? And she was like, This guy, she met at an EDM event before he does it, he's married, his wife doesn't care for it, so like he's all like all in on it.

SPEAKER_03

And I was like, his wife's like, Yeah, I don't fuck with the cult part, but you know, for the party, for the partying, it's great.

SPEAKER_11

So she knows she said he was out there, like I was like, what was he wearing? Because I felt like I just feel like he was in there half-necked, and she's leaving that part out because she's like, Oh, he's gonna judge me. But she was like, Yeah, he had like like a like a like a trap pants on and some glow stuff and like a light up, headphones. But even he, even the way she said his attire sounded, he didn't fit into that crowd because he was on some I'm here for some EDM shit. But people just be ignoring all the other crazy shit, but people were like, I'm trying to feel comfortable, you know what I mean? It's I was like, Yeah, man. Um, I'm glad you got out of there, man. I'm glad you got out of there. But that might have been a cult, and this was the person who told me about the nature boy docuseries, too.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah, apparently a lot of people hadn't heard about him. You heard about him before, like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Had you watched that y'all?

SPEAKER_03

I watched pieces of it.

SPEAKER_11

So just talk a little bit about that doc series, y'all. Um I don't know. Nature Boy at the time, there was a lot of conflict going on with Black Lives Matter, police brutality, corruption. So I guess people were looking for that safe haven for us. And he was preaching that perfect utopia, right? You can get away to get away from the corruption, get away from the corporate America, get back into like ancestral spirits, your culture, like tap into like you know, a clean life.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, and originally there was different places, weren't they like in Thailand or somewhere over there?

SPEAKER_11

Like they started off in Costa Rica, Costa Rica. There we go. Yeah, so I was following this, but I was also at the time more invested in another person. Fifth, uh, so I caught pieces of ID.

SPEAKER_07

I'll show you my ID.

SPEAKER_11

I caught pieces of it, but watching that docuseries, I was like, ooh, I did not know y'all were this sunken into this. Like people were given their credit card over. Everything, credit cards. Well, they first got to get the biggest thing. Giving all the money to banks, you you take a credit card because we pull all the money together. They pull all their money together, but then that one dude was like, yo, he sat there and watched him walk into a store and buy a pool table and use his credit card. Oof. Oof.

SPEAKER_04

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_11

Which how it ended didn't surprise me. Uh the verdict was basically what life?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, life, life, he got life plus 10 years. Well, basically life plus 21 years, but one account is being served concurrently and then the other is consecutive. So he got life plus 10, which is always crazy. So, like, oh, you're gonna die, they're gonna find you and throw your ass in jail for 10 more years.

SPEAKER_11

What do you think was the wildest thing about that docuseries you heard that you did?

SPEAKER_02

Uh when he had the had had niggas uh drinking substances that that came out.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait. He he he he didn't have them, but the question was proposed to the man, would you? And they said they would, and I was like, absolutely not. Yeah, nah. There's that's crazy, bro.

SPEAKER_04

It's crazy, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_03

Wasn't he on some like borderline pedophile stuff too?

SPEAKER_02

Uh they didn't talk too much in the dad. Because I don't think he had they didn't, I don't know if the doctor I don't remember documenting hitting on that too.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, he was definitely a rapist. Like he 100% needs to be given life for that.

SPEAKER_02

What's crazy is they did they only charged him on one count, and uh that's the count they got him life. Because I think what the and the life is like the maximum sentence for that, and I think what the judge did was like, listen, if he's guilty of one and uh the one person and uh and this story they're talking about 10. I'm just I'm throwing it at him.

SPEAKER_11

The crazy thing was he had like he had like control over these people, like it was almost like this sounds crazy. It was almost like a black Peter Pan where you had these people run away from their troubled lives, and they look they looked up to this man like this is my new leader, this is the person who I listened to his words, and he was like, he was like matching them, like you need to marry this person, and then being like, nah, bro, that's all me now.

SPEAKER_02

What the niggas Peter Pan and and uh goddamn Captain Hook and the only one.

SPEAKER_03

You know, it's really crazy. You know, there's people still knowing that, right?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_03

Well, cult is a shit. No, it's there's still the what it what would it call it? The nature boy cult is still out there. Yes, I'm like, why y'all still doing this?

SPEAKER_02

Like, you know what? I believe it because they had he they showed in the Afghan all the people outside the court, like, no, they wanted this, no, he didn't force none of them, blah blah blah. Yeah, bruh.

SPEAKER_11

But this is the funny thing. My co-workers said when she got to that church, she was like, These are definitely nature boy people in here. Because she said it was like hippies, and I was like, EDM church, no shoes, hippies, yeah. You walked into that one, it was the perfect recipe, man. It's the perfect recipe. Yeah, that's correct. You just you just ooh, well, you let you, I think you left at the perfect time. You left at the perfect time, man. That's it. You said what? Let him what?

SPEAKER_02

I'm surprised they let him out.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, come on, man. Uh so you're thinking nature boy twos, like nature boy, you know, version twos out there.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, he's talking about nature, but like there's still people who follow him.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, oh just still out there doing peace reflections. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_11

It's on TikTok, so I know you don't got he literally he literally had these niggas shitting and pissing outside. Hell no, man. Yeah, and there was a house with running pipes.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, they used to sneak out to sneak into it. When the girls were gonna get away from the biggest, yeah.

SPEAKER_11

She said she snuck in to use the bathroom, and there was like they had like a counts mean like trying to figure out who used it, who went to bathroom took a shit who took a shit in my bathroom.

SPEAKER_02

That sounds like some south park. Like, who took a shit in my bathroom?

SPEAKER_11

Hey, she was smart enough to not to admit it, yeah. I know one thing, and then the crazy part is like on some loyalty shit, you having someone like beat up the other person that disobeys you, bro. That is a cult. Yeah, that is a cult, man. Slap him and you do it.

unknown

Damn.

SPEAKER_02

Um, he had women fighting each other, like biting T.

SPEAKER_11

They didn't even show that part.

SPEAKER_02

They didn't.

SPEAKER_11

I'm disappointing you, Hulu. Disappointing you, Hulu. You would have been all over the media if you showed that. But nah, they didn't they didn't go into too much of the videos probably to protect people's identity. I'm pretty sure only the small handful of people you saw who signed off to even agree to do it, who were comfortable to do it, and everybody else probably didn't want their name face shown, know they were a part of that, or like Lawrence said, they still believe, they still clap their hands and they still believe and think about it.

SPEAKER_03

They ain't trying to show up at work and they say they'd be like, Yo, you let that nigga put you in the corner, bro. Grown ass man, dog.

SPEAKER_11

You uh see, were you holding it or you shaking it? Like, come on, come on, man. All right, man. Uh Nature Boy. Y'all be careful.

SPEAKER_03

Oh man, but there is a different documentary somebody did on YouTube. My wife said she was watching it. I don't know the name of it, but I know she says out there. I was gonna check it out after I watched the Who one.

SPEAKER_02

Is this about another one about Nature Boy or something?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, about nature boy, and it gets more in depth about like all the stuff like how you're saying the women were fighting, like it brings up that and stuff like that. Just a bunch of stuff who then probably left out and a lot. Of it just comes from the videos he posted online.

SPEAKER_11

Am I tripping, or is Netflix like dropping off on the to stream this type of content now? Because someone pointed out, like, how it how in the world are we in a reality where Tubi is dropping more watchable?

SPEAKER_09

Tubi is definitely cleaning up their uh whatever the like, I guess what they're lacking in the interface looks better.

SPEAKER_02

I've been on recently. I was like, okay, it definitely looks cleaner. Um, quality, I mean, I say the quality is the quality, like they still allow people to post, which is cool, but they're also getting more high-end stuff. Like, honestly, what is this? There's this dope black sci-fi show um that was supposed to go on like AE or something like that, but ended up on Tubi.

SPEAKER_11

Um oh, I know you're talking about Martin Lawrence's in it, right?

SPEAKER_02

Martin Lawrence is in it, and it's like it's basically about a dude, it's like on some multi-dimensional stuff where this black guy discovers he can like go between like uh alternate or you know, the multiverse type thing, and he's just I'm like, how is that just on Tubi? Like they were like this quality black show. So basically, everybody don't sleep on Tubi. You can either watch the bad stuff for fun or you can watch some quality, uh some actually quality stuff that just got casted away to Tubi.

SPEAKER_09

Yo, do you do you know what um Tubi is starting to become? Uh Amazon Prime.

SPEAKER_11

I think like how Amazon Prime started. Yeah, because Amazon. So I think I think what Tubi may see in Netflix is this could be a s like what knocks Netflix out because Netflix doesn't pay attention to this. Tubi could see that there's gonna be more attention to indie films in Young Directors now because of the success of obsession. And what's that movie called? Back shots. My bad, y'all. Back to back back room. What did you say? I saw I saw that on Threads. They were like, yo, man, what's this? Uh where can I see this back shots movie? Whatever, whatever it's called, whatever it's called. Back rooms, back rooms, search rooms because they're like, yo, these are like very young in their 20 directors, like these aren't multi-million. The film cost 750.

SPEAKER_02

Uh, which one? Uh uh I think it was obsession.

SPEAKER_11

Let me fact check which one.

SPEAKER_02

Because I think obsession, I think that's yeah, seven, like 750 plus marketing. It was like a one million dollar movie, and and now it's already made like 100 million or something like that. That's correct.

SPEAKER_11

It was obsession. So you got obsession taking out a Star Wars film that costs 175 million. Damn it, it took out Heat Man with a and then you got Masters of the Universe. Uh, again, both of these films have huge studios backing them for crazy marketing. And this less than a million movie dot comes and knocks y'all both out.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I think Hollywood may be like, ooh, nah, but also you gotta realize it sucks, but damn it. Also, these are young white directors, they know unfortunately, ain't no black director getting this kind of uh movie-wise, it didn't um Kev on Stage get a big deal.

SPEAKER_03

Was that Tubi? That was Kev on Stage, yep. But he got to deal with Tubi, right? Yeah, but they bought like multiple things from not just one show, I think.

SPEAKER_11

And that right there is what Netflix is ignoring because if you look at the content creators that have all the engagements and viewership on social media, most of these are gonna be your your black content creators, and they're doing it, yeah. And I mean, if Drewski decides to drop his stuff from somewhere and Tubi was like, We got you, bro. Oh, I get this much control? Okay, so it could be why Kev, I don't know, because uh a lot of people are leaning into the fact that these YouTubers, content creators, whatever you want to call them, are kind of more popular and gain more attraction than your movie stars. I dropped the movie with such and such in it. Why didn't it do numbers?

SPEAKER_03

Because I'm gonna be bad movies, so we just want to watch.

SPEAKER_11

I gave y'all a Brad Pitt movie. Why didn't y'all show up, man? Why did y'all show up for Brad Pitt? Y'all love Brad Pitt, right?

SPEAKER_03

And also they don't like big studios aren't doing nothing, it feels original. Netflix is everything's like, all right, we put a show out, people loved it. Uh next season will come out for two years. Yeah. Or everybody loves it, and yeah, we're just not gonna renew it, so we can bring it in.

SPEAKER_11

So the funny thing about that, I'm gonna give that real quick, we can move on. The reason why Netflix cancels so many shows, even if it has one, a huge following, two great reviews from both critics and audience. If Netflix looks at the data and that show did not generate them new subscribers, they're like, hmm, next. If you're not giving them subscribers coming in like a Squid Game or a Stranger Things type hype to give them more subscribers to their platform, nah. Like I said, they're not gonna continue to give y'all niggas two million dollars a show to keep dancing the get down. So yeah, everybody loved the get down. It was a clean show, it was fun, but Netflix was like dog.

SPEAKER_09

The get down was so much fun.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, people aren't signing up for the get down, drop it. But hey man, that's where we are at this point, boy. It all comes down to the money. Money, money, money, money, money. But yeah, Tubi, man, uh we know somebody has a movie on Tubi. Like, in it's it's possible. Your shit might blow up, man. Y'all gotta put some respect on Tubi's name, man. Yeah, they about they might they might sneak and eat their lunch.

SPEAKER_03

I realize the uh so I use the the Google TV interface on my TV, so it it like aggregates all the streamers, but anyway, it has a row about like the upcoming World Cup stuff, and it's like all Tubi stuff. I just noticed that there's like five or six things on Tubi about like the soccer and the world come coming up, so yeah, people gonna start getting on there for World Cup, start exploring, like oh okay, what's this?

SPEAKER_11

Because I think right now people still have that that like thought that Tubi is just low budget films, but Tubi has since then surpassed it when I was kind of like yo, I can watch this whole series on here that was a HBO show. Yeah, how to be how Tubi get this?

SPEAKER_03

They do they they get in sports, they do like a NFL Sunday.

SPEAKER_11

I think Tubi has better taste in the docuseries, and I'll explain to you why, listeners. Why the fuck would Netflix drop a Michael Jackson series focused on the controversial allegations?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that is weird, right?

SPEAKER_11

Right, right after the hype for the Michael movie, and they dropped that. I was like, why? Oh, and people went off on them. But the thing is he got backlash.

SPEAKER_02

The thing is, they also have been digging into the documentary because they all you gotta do is show one clip that's like cut up and taken out of context, and then it throws the whole thing into uh question, and they did that with one of the clips. I think it was like a clip where he's like how the oh the boy was saying, yeah, he uh he was uh ask begging me to get in the bed or something like that. And uh so the caption on on Netflix like made it seem like he was saying like he was asking to let him in the bed or something. But if you actually listen to it and played it yourself, it was just the boy saying, Oh yeah, he offered me the bed and he offered and he was gonna sleep on the floor because he didn't want me to sleep on the floor. Blah blah blah. So it's like the full context is Michael was begging him or asking him to get into the beds and he'll sleep on the floor. But they like anyway, they cut it up to make him look that much worse. It's just it's just crazy, man.

SPEAKER_11

Shame on you, Netflix.

SPEAKER_10

That was a bad idea.

SPEAKER_11

I don't care if you have the Breakfast Club on there.

SPEAKER_10

Shame on you. Wait, that was gonna be the same craze.

SPEAKER_11

Like I like I scrolled and was like, Oh, yeah, the Breakfast Club skip. Nigga, y'all should have stayed on YouTube where it's more convenient. Watch your shorts. I'm not about to sit here and go to Netflix to watch the Breakfast Club. I'm sorry. Uh I guess the check was fat. Get your money, yeah. Get your money. That's wild, yeah. Yeah, get your money.

SPEAKER_09

It's the same thing with WWE and and ESPN. Like ASPN is hating the investment, but the money's already been spent. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

I mean, I think everybody's trying to jump more into the sport events. Uh Amazon has what lockdown?

SPEAKER_09

NFL is it?

SPEAKER_11

Not the Christmas one. They have NFL and what else?

SPEAKER_02

They got a couple of soccer events on uh Amazon, don't they?

SPEAKER_09

No.

SPEAKER_02

What up? Baseball, basketball. They got basketball in Amazon.

SPEAKER_09

Basketball, um basketball.

SPEAKER_11

I think Netflix only wants to get for like hype games, hype, hype events to bring up the numbers of streamers and subscribers, like for that sort of reason. So yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Nah, nigga, nah, nigga, anytime soon. Never, bro.

SPEAKER_11

Disney sent her rising price. I'm like, for what? Yeah, what y'all even got to be rising the prices up like this? Y'all ain't really got nothing. Uh okay, I'm asking y'all this, man. Scary movie six. Has anyone seen it?

SPEAKER_03

Nope.

SPEAKER_02

Uh nope. Okay. I haven't heard you know what's fun. Initially, I won't, I was like, maybe I'll go see it. Because the commercials look like okay, but I didn't watch a lot because I don't watch a lot of trailers. But then I'm trying to find out like the most probably the best jokes were in the trailers. I keep feeling that everything else is just kind of lame.

SPEAKER_11

Uh so I'm like, okay, one, I'm looking at all right, who's saying this? I'm seeing it, I'm seeing a mixture of people, though. I'm seeing people young, our age, different ethnic backgrounds. So it's like, okay, but then I'm also seeing people saying they loved it. It was funny, is what it was. And it's kind of like the overall consistent uh negative feedback, I'll say, about the movie, which I'm like, I probably understand why. Uh they just put way much too much stuff in it. Like, I felt like they felt like what Scare Movie 2 was like what 20 years ago? They try to cram in 20 years of shit, is what it seemed like.

SPEAKER_10

I can't be in a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_11

Didn't have to do like they tried to crowbar in a lot of stuff, yeah, a lot of stuff tried to shoehorn in there and it's okay. It wasn't really needed, but y'all are, yeah, yeah. But all that to say, they went on to make uh what the highest box opening for this for the whole franchise. That's what happens. That's that's what happened with the brothers cook.

SPEAKER_02

That's not hard though, because you think about it, they've been they've been gone. The quality went down when they left.

SPEAKER_10

All right, all right, man.

SPEAKER_02

All right, I'm just saying, and there was a lot of high.

SPEAKER_10

Go ahead, man. Keep how much how much was it?

SPEAKER_02

How much did they bring in so far for the opening? What was it?

SPEAKER_11

Why you gotta question successful black man, male? Why can't you just be happy, King? Oh shit. Uh they brought in 135 million domestic domestically, Burnett. That's just domestically. 135 million. What was the budget? Oh my gosh. So you one of those executives, huh? You one of those executives. All right, I'm about to tell you what the budget is, man. So the budget for the film was 30 million.

SPEAKER_02

30 million, make a hundred.

SPEAKER_11

Okay, that's good. That's cool. Yeah, yeah. It's a profit, bro. It's a profit, man. Which means you need to go you need to go support, man. I know I hear feel about the Wayans, so you need to go ahead and support, man. Marlon's a lot of people.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I love the Wayne's.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, man. Go support them, man. The whole family.

SPEAKER_08

The whole family, man. The son. Damon's in it.

SPEAKER_12

Who? Damon. Keenan?

SPEAKER_11

Nah. Keenan Avery. Keenan. That may be why uh them jokes took a hit. Probably good.

SPEAKER_03

Was he was he writing on it at all?

SPEAKER_11

I don't think so because somebody did make the criticism that the jokes were like 2000 feeling. Which I'm like, eh.

SPEAKER_02

What do you say? Oh, for Austin.

SPEAKER_09

Big Zessy's on the ground. Looks like he might be hurt. Let me go ahead and check my background real quick. So I curse. Let me go ahead and check my background. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02

We'll get to that. Keep going. Keep going.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think uh what you saying, Lawrence? Um, I don't think that brother was involved, so this may have been more of a Ron and Sean thing.

SPEAKER_02

Well, actually, I keep I they put a lot, they put a lot of the younger generation.

SPEAKER_03

They just trying to put all the kids on right now.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think because they they're popping out dude people for stuff that that I haven't even seen before, or I didn't even, if I had seen, didn't even know they were wins. Like they but think is they won't bringing out like you know young 20-somethings. They've been break they brought out niggas that's in their mid to late 30s. You're like, yo, where we all hiding? Where y'all hiding in? It's like, but hey, listen, wins is wins, but I don't know. But after hearing the reviews and stuff, I'm not it's gung code to even watch it, let alone go pay for it. Because I thought it was gonna be something worth, but then it's like uh because it made it sound like the story, uh the story wasn't that I mean not to say it was ever a story, but at least it had like a plot you could follow. Like the first two, you knew who what it was spoofing and where it was going, and now it's just like it sounds like it sounds like you it turned into those old original, like the bad ones, the bad versions that came after it, where they just showhorn it in bad joke after bad joke, just to trying to be topical. It's like, oh, this happened in the news, we'll make a joke about it, or this movie was popular.

SPEAKER_11

Uh I think also, like, if you think about it, uh if you have a movie like gay jokes today, they might just not be funny. What does it think?

SPEAKER_02

I think you hear something about that where it's like, but the thing is you could be anything. Well, no, the thing is like when they were making the jokes in the movies they made in, it was more funny because of satirical and like yeah, because the guy I'm not gay anymore.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, but it's just kept yeah, wait, wait, wait. So wait, so that joke is in there?

SPEAKER_11

Oh, wait, have you seen the trailer? No, I don't oh yeah, yeah. But he had he goes in dressed just like him into a church from sinners.

SPEAKER_02

But when they were um back in the day, like it was a funny joke because it's this guy who won't admit he's gay, and I don't know, it was just a cool running gag. But I don't know.

SPEAKER_11

I'll just show you the picture so you see exactly what you know exactly what you're talking about when you see the picture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this dude right here. I'll see it before I judge it. Yeah, I I'll I'm gonna I'm gonna I'll probably I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna probably rent it, you know. It's just it's gonna be a rental for me. Because I wanna all right, man. That's cool. You don't want sport. Uh hold up, wait.

SPEAKER_09

Did Wendy get a flagrant too?

SPEAKER_02

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_09

Um yeah, I'm going, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, does that mean he's ex he's gonna kick that one?

SPEAKER_09

I think so, because he elbowed Big Zesty. Thank so yeah. Um oh no, it's a flagrant one, but it's just third fragrance. My bad. All right, go ahead.

SPEAKER_11

I think uh focus. I think we need the theaters are having a good run, man, because it got me to come out to the theaters. I'm I'm gonna try to go see obsession or back shots, whichever one I want to do. Uh, no, talk about you go, I want you don't even order them online.

SPEAKER_02

Don't even order your tickets online. I want you to go to the theater, to the booth, and ask them for asking for one single ticket. A single ticket in the back shots. Just go on the arrest, just so they can arrest you on the spot.

SPEAKER_11

They're gonna be like, I got you, fam, and I'm gonna get my ticket. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_09

Nah, you're right, yeah. It could be an empty theater with 12 cops. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02

It's gonna be like them uh when they used to trick people saying they want a car and then they come in and it was just a big arrest ring. That's how they're gonna get when they're like, actually, so you know what? Tickets on us. Enjoy the show. Yo, man, they still do that stuff now. Yeah, they probably do. Yeah, you're talking about like the sting operations to get people, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

It'd be like a like a room full of people happy to go to jail.

SPEAKER_12

I'm pretty sure they do. I'm pretty sure they do.

SPEAKER_02

What else happened this week? Um a lot. Um, your boy Trump he he fell asleep and curse. Oh he cursed the oh yeah, the Knicks, he fought as the Knicks, the New York Knickerbockers. Okay, so uh what's happened funny this week is the Knicks were on a 46-day winning streak. Uh and how many games? 11 11 games? No, I think it was like 13, 13, 13 game winning streak or 46 days. I wish they could have made it 47 just for numbers purposes. That would have been hilarious. 47. But 46 days streak. The your your boy Agent Orange announces he he wants to come to the game. Ain't been to a game probably in years because NBA the NBA because he's not a real fan, they don't fuck with him either. Like, okay, you can get away with some things and even at NFL games, he be getting booed, but they anyway, he decides he's gonna go. The first thing everybody says is don't do it. He nobody wants you there, and you're a jinx on everything sports, and just go.

SPEAKER_11

But also that just locked because I I've been in that type of environment when like a VPA president shows up, it just locks everything down, right? So the fans who want to be there, right?

SPEAKER_02

They can't because they shut down the outside watch area, all that stuff, because it's gonna be they shut down five five streets around it.

SPEAKER_11

That's crazy, yeah. So all that oh, and you couldn't bring any bags in, right? Oh, no bag, like not even clear bags, like no bag policy. Yo, no bags, yeah. All that bring your keys in your wallet, nigga. That's it.

SPEAKER_02

All that for him to get booed, he got booed during that chanthem, fell asleep during the game, which they cut put the camera on him. Did I not surprise? And on top of that, yeah, that's not surprising, and on top of that, the Knicks lost.

SPEAKER_11

Let's talk about it. The people who worked out wearing them spur jerseys, okay. Now that's crazy. The saxophones was playing. So New York saxophones was playing loud that night.

SPEAKER_02

New York fans, New York New York fans single-handedly made everybody root against New York. Like people before going into this game, they were gonna they're willing to accept New York fans, they they rowdy, they crazy, that's how they are. Yeah, yeah, they had but people like, you know what, New York, this is a great story, they haven't been back in so long. And on the other end, the Spurs, they're so young, they might be back anytime. New York, you you you don't know when this will happen again, man. But anyway, so everybody's rooting for him. But after seeing how those New York fans, and it's not all fans, of course, because there were first few scenes I saw where people were trying to protect them, like, yo, stop, stop. But the New York fans would beat the hell out of Spurs, anybody with a Spurs jersey. Like, like it was so many videos.

SPEAKER_11

I mean, one dude was was was trying to like bop his way out, man. You know, move on his warrior shit. He should have took them colors off.

SPEAKER_09

Nah, he should have pulled up colors off. You know what? That's the that's the best place to um catch somebody because they ain't got no weapon on them, right?

SPEAKER_02

In New York, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Well, coming out of the game, yeah, no bad policy.

SPEAKER_02

You're right, you're right. And I'm just like, that's that was terrible. I felt bad. Like they were chasing people, hitting people, stomped them out, bro. Some of the streamers though were antagonizing, like, not that they still deserved it, but some of them were being an antagonistic about it, but it still was crazy. Yeah, like I saw a little Indian man, he don't know no better. He just wearing a jersey that that that he bought. They jumped the Indian dude, yeah. They were straight, and but he's still trying to be polite.

SPEAKER_09

Bro, that H1 about to go straight back.

SPEAKER_02

He's about to he's still trying to be polite, but um, yeah, it was terrible. Man, some of the stuff we watched. Then they got to a point they were fighting cops. I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_09

So wait, what? I didn't think about that. Oh bro. The nigga was fucking up a tree.

SPEAKER_10

I'm like, why you fucking up the tree?

SPEAKER_11

I ain't seen that shit. What you mean? No, y'all didn't see that? No, fine. They were fucking up a tree, man. Hold on, I gotta find it. Uh see.

SPEAKER_08

Nah, that's not it.

SPEAKER_11

But it was like they were just kind of like destroying stuff. Like, I guess, yeah, because you because you lost, but why you just why you destroying your own block, yo? Yeah, I mean, why destroying their own community? Gosh.

SPEAKER_03

I mean crazy. White people do that when they win something, so but when they lose, I mean it was predominantly white people out there, right?

SPEAKER_02

Oh no, man, it's New York.

SPEAKER_03

You're right. Why actually these college towns when they win a championship?

SPEAKER_11

They flip a car. Oh, you mean destroying a property? They usually burn it.

SPEAKER_02

I'm talking about the jumping of niggas. I'll say one thing that don't usually happen at like USC, they'll burn a car or something, but I ain't never seen them just start scrapping a Duke fan. Like New York New York is setting a bad precedent. No compete this what?

SPEAKER_09

I'm gonna stop you right there. Did you hear about PSG when they won the um Champions League this year?

SPEAKER_02

Uh what happened?

SPEAKER_09

Um secondly, because I took a screenshot of and I meant to tell y'all last week. Uh give me a second, give me a second, give me a second, I'm gonna sing a screenshot, screen shot, screenshot. Two people dead, two hundred and nineteen citizens injured, fifty-seven police officers injured, one officer placing the coma.

SPEAKER_02

How many dead?

SPEAKER_09

Two.

SPEAKER_02

Damn. Okay.

SPEAKER_09

Uh seven firefighters injured, 200, no my bad, 22,000 officers deployed, 491 arrests, 82 minors facing charges, 264 vehicles set on fire, 692 total fires responded to. The night that yes.

SPEAKER_02

Nigga, when you say 22,000, I'm about to say 22,000 police injured. I was like, nigga.

SPEAKER_09

France, hey, Champions League, man. Could you imagine somebody win the World Cup?

SPEAKER_11

So I was about to ask you, like, for the World Cup, which country thinks there's gonna be like a lot of dumb shit going off in all of them. My bad.

SPEAKER_09

What all of them? Okay, all of them. What yeah, yes, like this, yes. Imagine uh uh a world for the Knicks minus the United States. Yeah, we are probably gonna be the safest fans because half of people don't even know what soccer is.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw one thing, they kept Iran's ass in Mexico, didn't they? Yo, yeah, they they gotta come in and leave.

SPEAKER_09

They gotta come in as soon as that game over, go back to the road. Fly right back. Also, they have been like uh revoking visas from people. Especially do that.

SPEAKER_11

Yo, I saw that. Like uh people on the team are getting like denied entry. Yep, team and fans.

SPEAKER_09

Huh.

SPEAKER_05

They might have flagged something on them.

SPEAKER_09

But uh, I do know that the uh European folks are uh are amazed at America right now.

SPEAKER_11

Yo, yeah, I heard them niggas in North Carolina sweating.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, so you know what? No, this is getting too much into sports, but fuck it. Uh good culture. The the European teams are worried about or no, they're they're complaining about the heat.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

South American, North American, African teams are like, nigga, this is fine.

SPEAKER_02

I think from over there, bro. They don't know you know. Adjust your betting. I know that way. So I got a question, though. Norway is dying in Greensboro. So for team, okay, okay, Scotland's in Charlotte.

SPEAKER_11

So for teams like Norway and Scotland, Germany's in Winston. Don't they don't ever have to travel to like a place in Africa to play?

SPEAKER_09

No, because here's the thing. Like, okay, so here's how it works, right? The majority of your games are gonna be in your region. Uh, so that's the same. But then you make it out to your game. Yeah, like you you may play a friendly game, uh, like an exhibition once every now and then outside of your region. Ooh. But it's mainly in your region, right? Yeah. So for the Euros, like this is a tournament that's only European countries, same thing as the thing as thing as Copa America, it's only stuff over here, they only play in Europe and they do stuff in Europe. World Cup, you go to wherever they're going to.

SPEAKER_11

So, yeah. They used to do they better run through that water. True. So yeah, I guess uh damn, man. Like, I guess you're right. All Middle Eastern, African, South American. They about to have one up on them on that one then. I think South America would be fine, right?

SPEAKER_09

Nigga, everybody but European people, yo. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody but what to the man? Everybody but them sun dodgers.

SPEAKER_05

They we need more sun lotion. Some more sunblock, please.

SPEAKER_11

Niggas gonna be crying for sunblock.

SPEAKER_02

Oh snow roaches ain't used to just kind of eat.

SPEAKER_08

I don't think they know what sunburn is, bro. But they will find out. Wait, who don't know what sunburn is? The European players probably don't, but they will find out. Nah, they about to be rich.

SPEAKER_10

I don't think you know what a bad day is, but you will.

SPEAKER_11

Wait, so did y'all see that motherfuckers in Atlanta are like uh because people from other countries don't tip. Oh, right. Tip everybody. You know, gratuity, like gratuity is gonna be.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, they're gonna treat them like they're gonna treat them, treat them like nickels that see at the ballet, yo.

SPEAKER_11

20 gratuity. Good. So y'all see how it is for us.

SPEAKER_02

No, you know what? Some restaurants are starting to do that regardless, just adding gratuity. I went to a restaurant yesterday, it was just four of us. I paid for me, Alexis. Then the the other couple went, just split ticket. The guy came up, it was at this uh it's that Mediterranean place or whatever. But the guy came up, he's like, Oh, yeah, and the gratuity is already included. And I said, So he said additional tip, right? No, no, no. But he just no, he didn't expect that, but he was just saying letting us know it was already included. So I basically don't don't even have to think about it. I looked down, they went ahead and included a 20% gratuity.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, they didn't hit you with the 15, they went for 20, bro.

SPEAKER_09

20. I remember saying 18, and I saw 20 once. I was like, what the fuck? I don't want to be like uh they're getting they're getting ready, they're getting ready when the when they're about to mix back the thing, they had the nerve to have a line with additional additional tip.

SPEAKER_02

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. What no? Y'all are wild. Like my whole the whole our whole meal was only 59 and they asked for it. Oh no, that was with the tip, I'm sorry, because it was already added.

SPEAKER_03

So y'all know when places tip, right? Servers, the tipped positions get paid less than minimum wage. Absolutely, yes. That's why we should abolish tipping.

SPEAKER_02

They should just get a livable wage instead of forcing, yeah. Like, don't tell me, don't force me to get you 20 though.

SPEAKER_03

Like, don't don't do that. Luckily, luckily, I was with this. You know, and you know, it's not going to like the servers, it's the the owner is pocketing and all that shit.

SPEAKER_11

I'm about to say, because how does that get to the cooks and the cleaning staff?

SPEAKER_02

Because cleaning staff doesn't the cooks and stuff are supposed to be getting like an actual wage, aren't they? They should be cooks.

SPEAKER_11

But I thought some restaurants share the tips with them too. Because if you like if you like your food, doesn't that give credit to your the person who prepared your food? That's true. Because you're you went there not to cook.

SPEAKER_02

That's true. Yeah, I don't know. I I didn't I've never worked in the service industry, so I can tell you they they they're about to make chefs out of everybody.

SPEAKER_09

Oh shit, they about to make chefs, bro. Hey, we're about to be some cooking rooting this motherfucker.

SPEAKER_11

Speaking, speaking of cooks, man. This Friday, we're about to have some millionaire, some multi-million dollar cafeteria workers, man, and cooks out here.

SPEAKER_02

What you mean?

SPEAKER_11

And janitors. So apparently the staff of SpaceX, when they go public, are about to be millionaires. Pump and dump. Don't do it. Oh, they don't matter for them, Austin. They're they already got it.

SPEAKER_09

Oh no, no, I'm talking about the uh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Don't do it, man. No, no, no, public offering is about to be bullish.

SPEAKER_11

If you're not if you're not already in it, man, it's uh just wait six months, man. Just wait six months, man, because they about to clean, they about to clear that bitch out. Here's my theory. I think it's true. The reason why we're seeing crypto just tank is because I think everybody is selling out and liquidating their Bitcoin and all that to get cash for the SpaceX shit. And they're gonna pump it in there and take that shit out and throw their gains right back into crypto while it's dirt ass cheap again. So yeah, man, they say these cafeteria workers are about to be paid for working that space. Who would have thought? Damn.

SPEAKER_03

Man, yeah.

SPEAKER_11

I don't know, man. What else we got going on?

SPEAKER_02

Uh oh I got I got one uh two things. Uh gonna pull that up. Yo, man, there's a new a new gas station scam going around, bruh. I never heard of this one. And Law gets around, he he's up to date on car things, but apparently, I'll let you play the video, but apparently uh gas stations in certain places they'll put a screw in your in the where you put the the uh nozzle back so that it doesn't register that you put it back, so somebody else can swoop in and just start pumping gas off your card. This gas station Riverdale. Oh, nah, go ahead and play. This is somebody's account of it, and I just wanted to hear you'll know who the gas station workers are when you hear it. Because they just got a call doing some illegal shit.

SPEAKER_07

Yup.

SPEAKER_11

Take that the fuck out. Hold the fuck up, nigga. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can you explain to listeners what just happened?

SPEAKER_02

Okay, so what just happened? Red dude ran up on this car that this guy was pumping. Of an old black man. No, it wasn't an old black man, you'll see in a minute. He ran up on this car and he pulled the nozzle out of the gas tank and threw it on the ground and said, and basically put it, uh, take it out. And keep playing.

SPEAKER_07

You say it, right? You bloody motherfucker! You know what that is? You know what the fuck that is? You know what the fuck that is. You skip my fucking car. Take that fucking shit out. Take the fucking shit out of her. Get the car. This is another you should. Take that fucking shit out. Take that fucking shit out. Take that fucking shit out, you fucking fuck you. You see that okay.

SPEAKER_11

So yeah. I'm sorry, I spoke too quickly on this. Go ahead, man.

SPEAKER_02

So basically, those are the guys that are arguing are yelling back. So the white guy's yelling at these two uh, I believe Indian uh gas station attendees.

SPEAKER_11

No, they say I believe that's a gas shirt.

SPEAKER_02

Come on, man. I believe they're Indian. Um, and they got on shale shirts at the shale gas station, and they were pumping gas, and he's pointing at the gas nozzle where you can see that there's a screw in the in the nozzle where you put it back so that when the prevents it from click, yeah, yeah, prevents the flap from clicking all the way closed, and they were you and he they're using that to put gas in another car.

SPEAKER_11

Oh he caught him in the act, and he caught him in the act of the act. Yeah, all right. Keep playing though.

SPEAKER_02

I just want you to hear it.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, also take that out. I'll get the car. Okay, I'll get the car. Who the fuck do you think you're the cop? I'll call the fuck the cops.

SPEAKER_10

Alright, this guy's saying, Oh, go to the next one. I got it. I got it. Hold on, go to the next one.

SPEAKER_09

Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, hold on. Jersey, they pump like you they pump your gas.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_09

I forgot that's why Jersey, yeah, Jersey that pump your gas. So that's why that's why they're they're pumping the gas.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, because if I'm close to a gas station, I see the party.

SPEAKER_02

There should be just more there's more uh little dots, dots at the bottom. This that's more than one side.

SPEAKER_11

I don't I don't see uh my trick. No, that's weird. I don't see it either. No, I guess that was just it. Do you see it on your phone?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I see it.

SPEAKER_11

It's right there by uh refresh.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe you glitching out. Okay, there it is.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, that shit was hitting it. I pull up to a gas station here, and somebody's out there pumping the gas and they got like the gas station shirt on. I'm like, nah. Let me keep it moving. All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, damn. Yo, take that shit out. Take this shit out. I'm calling the fucking mask on. You know what the problem is? Take that shit out. You know exactly what the fuck is. That's what you're supposed to matter. That's what you're doing fucking matter. I'm calling shit. You don't know who you're fucking talking to. You don't know who you're talking to. Take it the fucking out. Take it the fucking out. Go take it out right now. I'll ruin your whole company if you don't take that out. Take it out right now. Take it out right now, I'm ruining your whole company. You don't know who you're fucking talking to. That is not legal. That is not fucking legal. This is a good thing. That is not legal. Pull it out. Pull it out, or you can skip my car. Playing in the office. Playing to the fucking office, motherfucker. Yeah, no problem. I'll go to the fucking office. You know, dude.

SPEAKER_12

That's in the back no smoke, man. He doesn't know smoke. He's like, listen, just no smoke.

SPEAKER_11

This is the last one.

SPEAKER_07

That is not you what? You work for that.

SPEAKER_05

What?

SPEAKER_07

I'll go them right now. Yeah, don't come in, motherfucker. Remove that shit. Hey, remove that shit right now. Yeah, your property now. Take that shit out. Take it out. You get the property. Take it out. You're throwing your fucking pump up with that shit.

SPEAKER_09

Spamming cuss words, yo.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, you're sitting here hitting the fucking buttons sitting up. If you ever see a pump with a screw blocking the pump, stop and the receipt dispenser is out of order. They're scamming your car and using it to fill the vehicles with your money. Yeah, they see these crap, these gas prices going up. We about to find a way.

SPEAKER_09

I think it's because I'm now we're about to find a way.

SPEAKER_11

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_02

Awesome, man. I wasn't having no problems with none of that. That shit was loud and clear to Austin. But um, anyway, man.

SPEAKER_12

Oh shit, that's that is that's like second nature.

SPEAKER_11

I guess yeah, that's that's that shouldn't be something to worry about for if you're like not at one of those gas stations when they pump for you, like Lauren said.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, nah, I'm gonna guess no, no, no. Because imagine somebody it'd be somebody hanging out at the gas station, exactly.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Somebody doing it and then just sitting back, like, yeah, I'm about to wait and fill up my tank and keep it moving.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, bro, I just thought about it. Oh shit. With with shit getting tight, it's gonna be niggas at the at the gas station actually helping with gas again.

SPEAKER_02

Oh that shit, hey man, can you just help me get that? Nah, bruh. How'd you get here? Well, you can't you came from and it's always from cities over. Oh, you came this far with no gas, bruh. Nah. I wish there was like an official like a police number you could call.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah, there is 911.

SPEAKER_02

No, to be like, oh yeah, they can help you with gas. Kind of like a lot of people don't know.

SPEAKER_09

Burnett, this is how you do it. Oh, hey, 911. Yeah, we have um a black male between 411 and 6'7 wearing Nikes. She's uh harassing this establishment. They'll be there in three seconds.

SPEAKER_02

And I think he has drugs in his car that they'll drop off so fast. No, actually, a lot of people don't know. Y'all know North Carolina has a like a highway, um a highway subs not what's it? They help you out, support. Oh, yeah, whatever. Like it's just a highway support service type where if you have issues with your vehicle, you call this number and they will come free of charge because it's a part of state service, it's a part of NC DLT, and a lot of people don't know. You call this number like you got a flat out of gas, stuff like that. You call them, they come and they help you.

SPEAKER_03

Virginia has that too. I don't know if you can call them, but I see them all the time on the highways around here. That's the thing, I see them here, so I know have it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, don't you know?

SPEAKER_03

You don't never see them.

SPEAKER_02

I've seen them more over the last couple years, but even when I worked for DOT, I didn't know about it. But um, yeah, man, I just thought it was funny. I want to raise awareness and let y'all listen to those those gentlemen uh curse out that man in their in their uh the way they do. Uh it they had some thick accents, but like I said, awesome's good. Um, what else we got? Um let's see. I had something else. Oh, yeah, man. Y'all trying to um y'all trying to get some of Tom Brady's good nut?

SPEAKER_09

All right, yep. I think it's on the end of the show. No, no, no, no. All right, nigga. Yeah, it's time to end this show. This motherfucker tripping.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, wait, no, no, time out, hit me out. Tom Brady, that's his new drink.

SPEAKER_09

Hey, that's what's up, man. Hey, yo, whatever you do in your personal time.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, it's it's a coconut drink. What's it called? It's a co it's coconut water, it's called good nut. Nah, bro. Play the play the play the commercial. He wouldn't even say it in the commercial. I just dropped it. Yeah, but Tom Brady has a new drink. I mean, he wouldn't even say it. That's a problem. He wouldn't even say it. And it's called good nut. That's a problem. I was like, nah, this can't be real.

SPEAKER_11

So I'd you why did you what's AI, man? It's not. Alright, man. About to play it. It's better not be AI, man. Come on, man. No, you come on, uh. Alright.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, oh, oh, you gotta start it over. My bad. I don't know why I started from there.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, I got you. I'm just gonna start from the top.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, start from the top.

SPEAKER_00

Are you launching another celebrity seltzer brand?

SPEAKER_01

No, no, I'm launching a brand new coconut water. It's actually really good.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, what's it called?

SPEAKER_01

Um so we called coconut farmers in Vietnam for this one, which when you care about ingredients, it's it's kind of a huge deal.

SPEAKER_00

Not who you called, what's it called? You called me! Okay, just tell me what it's called, Tom.

SPEAKER_01

When you have a product that's good, it doesn't matter what it's called, okay?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it kind of does.

SPEAKER_02

Damn, they even said it. Yeah, man. Um like, like and it's definitely uh uh catch your attention, but it's just funny, man. Like we it don't matter no more.

SPEAKER_11

Too bad coconut water is disgusting.

SPEAKER_02

What? Yeah, all right, nigga. That's why. I said it.

SPEAKER_11

I said it.

SPEAKER_02

You know what?

SPEAKER_11

I said it.

SPEAKER_02

That's because you your people don't need to stay hydrated. What? That's what it is. Y'all don't y'all don't get hot. Coconut water is delicious.

SPEAKER_11

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_02

I don't like coconut. It doesn't even really taste like coconut. Yes, it does. It's disgusting. It's good for you, man. Especially you go on the beach. See, alright, man. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I don't eat my coconut. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, no, alright, alright. Well, I was gonna say go ahead and support Tom Brady, man. Make sure y'all buy his good nut. Let us know what you think, what your thoughts are how it tastes.

SPEAKER_11

You think they got good reviews on that nut?

SPEAKER_02

Uh they probably Austin. Austin, you gonna try Tom Brady's good nut?

SPEAKER_11

You like coconut water much, Austin? I saw you uh drink down some coconut water at your wedding.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, coconut Austin, Austin drinks coconut water.

SPEAKER_11

If only you had that good nut, though.

SPEAKER_02

Just don't drop it, because I hate for you to bust a can of I hate for you to bust a good nut, man.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, just waste.

SPEAKER_02

All right, I'm sorry. You guys are immature, man. I don't even know why Austin brought this story up.

SPEAKER_13

Uh the fuck, I ain't bring that shit up. Anyway, man.

SPEAKER_02

That's not what the record shows. Not at all. Uh I had some other random stuff, bruh. So someone said, uh, what if Tyler Perry? I saw this prompt and I was like, yo, okay. It said, What if Tyler Perry had would been um the director on the uh Black Panther project? And so here's what it reads, and I thought this was hilarious. It says, It said to Charlie would be beaten on storm. Listen, yeah, hold on.

SPEAKER_12

It said why the fuck are you laughing at?

SPEAKER_08

Jesus, bro.

SPEAKER_12

I didn't get to the verse.

SPEAKER_08

Get through, get through all this.

SPEAKER_02

It said to Charlie would be will be beaten on storm, who had just conveniently lost her powers somehow. Broken and battered, she finds solace in a Wakandan light, a Wakanda light skinned savior, Amazon. Uh the Amazon delivery man who convinces her to run away with him. When T'Challa finally catches him, she gives him the heart-shaped herb she was keeping secret. He then beats him up and saves the day. Storm freaking out the power wasn't oh wasn't in her, but in her man the whole time. Oh shit. The power wasn't in her, it was in her man the whole time.

SPEAKER_13

Oh gosh. Yo, man.

SPEAKER_02

So Tyler Perry does over over under if Tyler Perry did a Black Panther. What's the over under of Medea popping up?

SPEAKER_13

And then yes or no? Yes or no. Like you think it's yes, yes, yeah. Ship should be there.

SPEAKER_02

And then also, what's the outside of Medea? Let's say Medea doesn't show up. What's the chance that he he gets he puts himself in there in a in a big role?

SPEAKER_11

I don't see he wouldn't do Medea, but he will put himself in there as Forrest Whitaker's character.

SPEAKER_09

No, no, no, no. So you think it's too small. I'm thinking too small. What character do we do in this African American Panther? Nah. What African American Panther. No, no. He'll be no blue-ass suit.

SPEAKER_02

He won't make himself the main character. He'll make himself like the key advisor. Yeah, like the advisor.

SPEAKER_13

No, from Atlanta. He'd be the one showing he won't make himself Mbaku.

SPEAKER_11

Like he knows how to do it. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_09

No, not Mbaku.

SPEAKER_11

He's not gonna waste the opportunity to have a tall chocolate muscle dude oiled up. All right. Right now. The boondocks taught us this.

SPEAKER_02

It'll be so you're saying the whole movie? Yo, that would change the whole thing. The whole movie with just a mask and pants on. Mask and pants, oiled up for no reason at all times. Just it's like just every scene.

SPEAKER_11

He's just glistening, bro.

SPEAKER_02

And he was still 4K. And he would have still cast Michael B. Jordan. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that man would have never uh actually no, he wouldn't have been again. Michael B. That's too much money. He'd recycle one of the actors he uses, like from Meet the Browns and all that. That it'd be awful.

SPEAKER_08

Damn, that means Taraji P. Hanson would have been it, bro.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, Taraji P would have been uh uh uh uh the queen. Taraji P would have been Queen.

SPEAKER_05

T'Challa, why you hit her?

SPEAKER_11

He would have tried she be doing that quivering lit from baby boy.

SPEAKER_02

Your girl, who's the one uh Janet Jackson being there? Basically, uh, why did I get married?

SPEAKER_11

That whole cast you're gonna have Janet say that's that fucking line. Oh so you doing the benting.

SPEAKER_02

Because what's gonna happen? Oh, and he's gonna make sure T'Challa is runs off, is is is caught running off with a a white South African woman.

SPEAKER_11

Ah man, they're gonna have Jan look at T'Challa saying, Oh, so you doing the kneeling.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, but no, that's the show King Yo, Tyler Perry would destroy that, it would be terrible.

SPEAKER_11

But I want to see who try sci-fi to see what that looks like. He's the he's done sci-fi and no one watched it.

SPEAKER_02

What the hell would be?

SPEAKER_11

Tyler Perry, not sci-fi, I'm sorry, Tyler Perry did a spy thriller action movie and it's no, but he was he was based off a move, a book too.

SPEAKER_02

It was based off Alex uh Alex Cross. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And now what's the name I hear acting his ass off as Damson Eatris?

SPEAKER_02

Or not Damson, no, um my other dude I like. Ah ah, oh my god, I like his uh Al Hodge Hodge, Al dis Hodge, yeah, bro. Yo, he was so cool. Like in uh he was so wasted in Black Adam, yo. Only he could make Hawkman look cool, bro. I wish he had got cast as a Black Panther because he really wanted to.

SPEAKER_11

I just pulled up the like the cover poster for the Alex Cross movie, but Tyler Perry did not help himself with that wig.

SPEAKER_02

I wonder why he fucked the knee for that.

SPEAKER_11

He looked out of place.

SPEAKER_02

He just looks out of place when these cheap when these bad hair productions do black characters, or even in a lot of the Tyler Perry and the BET shows now.

SPEAKER_11

They just lingish on like carpet.

SPEAKER_02

And no, the thing is they make them jet black as if these dudes like don't age. Like, okay, if he's obviously in his 40s or 50s, I know you don't want him to be bald because of 40s, but he's not gonna have jet black hair. I know, I know high school dudes would not that don't have jet black.

SPEAKER_11

So even even even Netflix nemesis, it look odd seeing like your main characters having jet black hair, like too clean, too polished for you guys to be this right running on the street, heist, it's just burglar or cop.

SPEAKER_02

Because it's just it just screams too pay because nobody's hair looks like that for real. Niggas is well groomed pulling off heist, like even with full heads of hair. I people don't have jet black hair, and it's just the weirdest thing. It always takes me out of it because it never blends right with their natural hair or their beard, just like that picture of Alex Cross.

SPEAKER_11

We're gonna uh we're gonna dye our shit jet black, bro. Don't keep my grace, man. We're gonna dire shit jet black and be a homecoming, be a homecoming, like, yeah, Nick, we back. Bro, okay, no no no no. Nick, I would look for the fucking jet.

SPEAKER_10

Hi.

SPEAKER_11

But yeah, uh we're gonna be out there, we're gonna be out there freezing the world, man.

SPEAKER_02

That's just it's so noticeable, and I hate when other people do it. Like, no, not knocking you, do what you do to get your confidence up. But someone need to yeah, man. Someone needs to stop lying to you, though.

SPEAKER_11

I am I'm gonna be in DR 20 years younger, yo.

SPEAKER_09

Nigga, look, man, like you earned those grades, man.

SPEAKER_11

And when you jump in that motherfucking pool, when you jump in that pool in that bitch, you remember the guy at the church when the woman went to like wipe his head and he turned around, grab her head so fast. Yeah, yo, please.

SPEAKER_10

You saw it right, Austin. Oh, no. You gotta find it. I'll keep going.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna find it. Oh man, but yeah, because it's just like listen, I don't knock it, do what you do. But okay, I treat, and this is me, and this is probably on my high horse or whatever. I treat any modifications done to the body like Photoshop. You know what I mean? Like you got good Photoshop and you got bad Photoshop. But me, it all looks it, and if you do it good, more power to you. But I don't want y'all out here with bad Photoshop in real life. So that's what, and I'm that goes for the BBLs, the augmentations, the BBL, the hairline replacements, the jet black hair. Like, do it, like, do what you need to feel confident, but don't look crazy. Like, make sure you get a professional to like honestly, this is probably you know how they say it takes a certain type of person to want to think they'd be a president because they gotta have that kind of confidence or that kind of I think I should do. Like, I'm the type of person I wish I could get into plastic surgery and all that other stuff because I feel like I would do so much better and making these people look good and normal. I'm right now some of these people look like they don't care when they're doing these surgeries and doing this stuff to people.

SPEAKER_11

I think I think when the when you're fresh off the surgery and you healed, you look great, it's just that when it sets in.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, no. I'm not talking about that. Like, I understand the process that it takes for stuff to set in and settle, and those look fine. I've seen like you know, I'm talking about the ones, I'm talking about the ones that are just straight.

SPEAKER_11

Jack here, y'all see this? Yeah, all right. Watch this lady right here in the blue. Boy, boy, about expose that man. Play that one more time, man. Look how fast that was.

SPEAKER_02

So what you look up to find this, so the audience knows.

SPEAKER_11

I just said uh woman wipes preacher head, and they came right up in the shorts. Yeah, boy, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You know it's uh you know, but it's like yo, do what you're spraying, look great, but don't don't sacrifice what don't be out here looking crazy because people know. I'm just gonna tell you, people know, and they're just being polite about it.

SPEAKER_03

You ain't gonna get the the locks and stuff.

SPEAKER_02

I might do that.

SPEAKER_03

I wanna do that just just so long. I want to do it just so no, I want to do it and not say nothing and just show up somewhere, do no, just to see how people react.

SPEAKER_02

Do it, but make sure it looks good. That's all I don't don't let it look like scary movie.

SPEAKER_11

You said no, wait, Lawrence, Lawrence, don't let it, don't let it look like scary movie four, bro. And you know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_03

I want to see I want to look like uh I want to show up looking like the guy from uh The Walking Dead that had the tiger.

SPEAKER_02

Oh god, but his his one his wasn't as bad as what he's talking about. Anthony Anderson and Kevin Hart.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no, not that bad, but I won't be like him. But I want to see if somebody's gonna say something. How long have you been growing your hair out? Didn't I see you like five years ago?

SPEAKER_02

I mean, we've had we've had line uh never we've had people we know that did that anyway. Uh no, the thing about is how do you approach somebody like that? Because for me, unless it's something they can change overnight, I don't want to approach them because it's like I don't want to make them feel insecure, and then there's nothing they can do about it. Kind of like with somebody if they breast smell, I don't want to if I ain't got gum and I know that like what do I do? No, I don't want to they they need to know hanging, they need to know, but I also don't want to leave them hanging. Like nah.

SPEAKER_09

Hey, I'm telling you, so you won't talk that much. That's so everybody would know. You're not only us to know right now. I guess not.

SPEAKER_11

I'm not I'm not even gonna tell them because, like you said, I was so lucky in my situation. It was my grad school orientation. I'm sitting there in the auditorium, they hand me a brochure, I'm like, all right, cool. Person next to me, uh, you know, this young lady's breath smelled like death. And I was like, oh man, she's so excited talking to me because she knows me, and that's why she was sitting next to me. And it just so happens that the little brochure uh photo they handled us had peppermint in it. So I was like, hey, take mine. Yes, take it right right now. Like, yeah, please. That's why I know shit. Bitch, were you sick? Okay, I'm sorry, go ahead. Bang!

SPEAKER_02

Come on, man. No, that's why me honestly, my rule is if someone offers, I'm taking it because they might be offering for a reason. So I'm like, hey, you don't, you don't don't, don't, don't question it, man.

SPEAKER_11

Just take it.

SPEAKER_02

I don't pressure, I'll just take it out. Thank you. Just take it. Just take it. Because they might, but but like with the toupees and the like the jet black hairs, I don't want to prove like, do I wait till the end of the night? They go home, like, hey man, don't wear that shit again. Like, no, I like with Lawrence, Lawrence. So you can't because I know you're doing it as a spirit, but let's say, I don't know, let's say I don't know, you did have a messed up die job or something. How would you want somebody approaching you if you did do that? And you're like, and like I would want to approach you, but I want to approach you out and about because we out and about, and it's like it's the middle of the day. Lawrence can't do nothing about it, so I can't tell him yo, Lord. I don't know. They went a little heavy on the Beijing, bro. You might want to like you can't go wipe it off now. So, do I tell you at the end of the night, like, hey uh, yo, fun day, but hey, I just want to let you know today the Beijing was a little strong. Like, do I just you know I mean, do I wait till the end of the day?

SPEAKER_05

Looking shiny, right?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you got I mean, whatever you like.

SPEAKER_03

If you like, if you try to embarrass me, I'm gonna fight you.

SPEAKER_02

Well, yeah, if you do it politely, you know, oh you talking shit, let me take it off, right? Right. So it's like like that's the thing, you don't want to do it in public because then the person be insecure, like, oh, is everybody looking this way? Whereas once yes, we are because but I'm saying, but at the end of the day, though, all you gotta you can think back, but it's already passed.

SPEAKER_11

You ain't what if it's something that you can remove? Like, like you, like uh it's kind of not like if it's dripping, I feel like you gotta tell them right, right?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, it's dripping, yeah.

SPEAKER_11

You gotta tell them because uh no question, and you got uh uh you got it just it made me think about but remove it made me uh so it made me think about what happened in DR, Lawrence. You know what I'm talking about.

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DR.

SPEAKER_11

Uh someone was like, yo man, you gotta tell them. We were like, uh and then we come to find out, oh no, that's that's not what's going on. But you remember I'm lost. Yeah, I'm lost. Okay, okay. It turned out to be the guy's birthmark was right here on his forehead. Oh yeah, the person thought it was leaking. Oh yeah, I was me and Lawrence was like really trying to figure this out.

SPEAKER_03

Like, oh yeah, you weren't around, yeah, yeah. I was really talking about, yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, like we spent all day, and then we came to realization. I was like, no, it's that that's that's just what's there, and they were oh yeah, but if if you didn't know him, that's how it looked.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, y'all spent all day debating y'all gonna tell a man if his toupee was dripping or not. That's that's nice of y'all.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's nice of y'all, man. In DR, because I was just like, it is hot.

SPEAKER_02

I thought y'all were talking about a little girl who with the wig trying to swim, miss, miss uh no miss I can't get pregnant. No, this is uh this one we all all in DR.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, I was just why why did I bring that up? I don't even know how we got on that. It's not about mods. Speaking of mods, and hair oh people the locks, the hair dudes, yeah, yeah, that's what it was. Mods, just unnecessary mods. Just do right, y'all. Don't go over the top. Get somebody you trust to do it, not somebody who just wants your money.

SPEAKER_11

Are you talking about everything like body like body enhancements too? Everything, everything, tattoos, all that shit.

SPEAKER_02

Everything just get somebody who wants to help you out and doesn't just want your money, and you got to test them out first. Go to somebody with the dumbest idea possible and some money, and if they agree to do it, you go the other way. Like, yo, I want a tattoo of nowhere girts across my forehead, bro. I got a thousand dollars for you to do it. Oh, yeah, come on, sit down. Fuck you if I'm out. Like, if you don't try to stop me, you're not my friend. But anyway, my bad.

SPEAKER_11

That's not how I think tattoos are easier to do f-ups on because they can always get covered up.

SPEAKER_02

What do you mean to do F ups? You mean do to do do over? Like to fucking.

SPEAKER_11

Yes, like I think like it a bad tattoo is more fixable than a bad BBL.

SPEAKER_09

Or oh, bro, you can't fix a BBO. Huh? I don't think you can fix that. Take that, fix a flat out, man.

SPEAKER_02

Come on, man. You can fix it, but it's probably they made so much dense. It's it's just like it takes probably more to fix a BBL, I'll say that. Depending on how far you go.

SPEAKER_11

I'm not a doctor, I don't know. I don't know the science. Well, actually, technically I just think a tattoo is just a picture you can discover up.

SPEAKER_02

Have you read a have you read a medical book before?

SPEAKER_11

Ever read a medical book?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Have you read, I mean, you you don't need it. I mean, why you say you're not a doctor?

SPEAKER_12

Shut up, man. I'm just saying, okay, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_11

All right, man. Okay.

SPEAKER_12

Shout out to Doc Brian, Dr. Shine Brian.

SPEAKER_11

Shout out to Laura. What do we got for F and up, man? I see we got we got some action going on.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, dang. Some UFC action. Oh, okay. Well, for uh for me, the UFC. Uh is it is it on F up?

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No.

SPEAKER_02

On UFC. Okay, so the thing is, no, so honestly, I was thinking about this the other day. That UFC 250 bullshit that's at the White House, it's more F up by the government and the administration than the UFC. Because think about it. I sat back and think about it. I say, if I'm in Dana White's shoes and I get to do this for my sport, first to do it, and to get the way they got it set up to have the White House in the back potentially for some of the most epic photos of my sport ever, like two guys fighting with the White House in the back lights, like that promotion-wise, sports-wise, brand-wise, is untouchable. Like that's some like that's like the peak. That is literally peak. But as far as the overall scheme of doing it at all, it's just kind of one of the dumbest, just it's just a grandiose, unnecessary thing. Shouldn't be done, honestly. And I know if any other any other president did it, like imagine Obama having the NBA finals on the fuck that imagine Obama going to the NBA finals while we're in a war.

SPEAKER_09

You're right.

SPEAKER_02

And then no, no, he he not even to the finals, because this the UFC thing ain't even wouldn't even be considered a finals. That's just a yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Because like the real one is international fight week, and that is I think the the next one.

SPEAKER_02

But imagine doing that. Obama if Obama even thought of not even tearing up the front lawn, but using it one of the like they got gems and stuff. He having something event just around the White House that was made for it.

SPEAKER_11

There is a lawsuit that I think was proven not to be valid, but the lawsuit was trying to hit them on illegal commercialization, holding a private for-profit sporting event featuring million-dollar VIP packages on a historic federal parkland which violates the strict NPS relegations, lack of authorization, the massive, yeah, 92-foot-tall arena structure over the octagon dubbed the claw, and bypassing environmental reviews where you have constructions went forward on the South Lawn without undergoing mandatory federal environmental assessments. Nothing matters no more, yeah, and then the conflict of interests. Like nothing matters.

SPEAKER_02

Like this it's just all fucking it's corruption in our face, and people are like what's you law that was talking about how law you were saying the laws and criminality is for the poor. Like, oh, yeah, it's it's because this everything they're doing is breaking laws, but it's like uh they got the money to keep it.

SPEAKER_03

They got the money, they got the power. Enough people agree with them to not do anything about it, yeah. Laws only exist to keep you in line, what's not there to actually protect you.

SPEAKER_02

Because what's crazy is even those USC fighters, even you even fucking lo and behold, Joe Rogan has been talking how it's not a good idea, it's not a good look. Um, and he he was stating, and this story just came out recently after he stated a couple weeks back, how between the weather conditions and then the insects, like it's not ideal for top-tier elite athletes to fight in. Like, that's why he it's not a controlled environment, they shouldn't be fighting in it. So then this past week, they someone I guess brought up there's a story about how you know the fight the considerations of the weather and the bugs is having people some second guesses. I'm like, no, they're not second guessing. I think they realize that this is actually pretty dumb. But they've already sought too much.

SPEAKER_03

There's more that than they got a look from, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but the thing is, because I was like, y'all can if a resort can afford bug repellent, so can y'all, which is what they're saying they're doing, but it's it's just a a dumb for UFC, like I said, it's a magnificent look, amazing, and some of this stuff that's gonna come out of it just branding wise, it's gonna be amazing. But just as an administration, as a government, it looks crazy. Yeah, because think about it. Well, how many more years this nigga got?

SPEAKER_11

Hopefully so um two about um if he makes a couple months. I'm about to drop some some quick some quick knowledge on y'all.

SPEAKER_02

What's that?

SPEAKER_11

Uh but go you can go ahead.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I was gonna say, imagine that this goes to come how long before WWE is like, hey, listen, before y'all tear that line back up, we would love to have WrestleMania blah blah blah, or no Monday night raw.

SPEAKER_09

No, nope. So that's not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_02

You don't think it'll happen?

SPEAKER_09

No, uh uh because no, nope.

SPEAKER_02

It's one triple one it's it's too small. Oh, I got you. Okay.

SPEAKER_09

WWE likes to do things big.

SPEAKER_02

Gotcha.

SPEAKER_11

So um, okay, I had noticed no one on On social media is talking about this, and when I looked into it, I can only find older people talking about it. And I was like, wow, this is going on right underneath people's nose, and they have no idea. So I'm just gonna drop this little tidbit for y'all because it made me think on some Emperor Palpatine shit of cooking stuff up for future because you threw up like a whole point of rules don't matter no more, right?

SPEAKER_02

Nothing, nothing matters no more. Flaws don't matter.

SPEAKER_11

So June 3rd, Trumpito signed an executive order that transferred 8,000 federal jobs into a scheduled policy career. I'm about to break down what the hell does that even mean. Okay, I'm about to read that birthday because that makes no sense, right? Basically, for those who don't know, if you are a federal employee, it is hard to fire you. Wanda Sykes made a joke that was perfect. She said, you could be walking down the halls of the FBI and slap the shit of someone, they won't fire you because it's too much of a process to fire someone, which is why I think they tried to introduce Doge. But Doge was really there to cut back on people who overstayed their welcome, gray-haired or brown. Doge was perfectly used to what really was supposed to do. They told they so basically they told the public, oh no, we're just trying to get people out of the government that that needs to be gone that stay too long. But Doge was really there to cut contracts they didn't care for, so they can allocate those funds into what they care about. That's what Doge was for. The real Doge. This here means that they transfer these jobs into a scheduled policy career, meaning you can now easily be fired. You can now easily be fired. So basically, who does this affect? This affects people mainly who are GS-15s. For those who don't know, GS-15s are your seniors. This affects people who are policy influencers. There are people right now in these high executive positions, federal positions, that are stripped like fuck what he's talking about, don't do what he's saying. And Trump people can't do nothing. So Trump is doing this basically to easily fire these niggas who aren't loyal to him. So basically, and I'm gonna give you like I'm gonna read the definition for you so you understand this. Policy influencer is an employee in a non-political career federal worker whose job has a confidential, policy-determining, policy-making, or policy advocating character. So they have a direct hand in how laws are executed. He is now going to purge all those out who aren't loyal to him or directly say what he wants them to do now. Because now you can easily fire them. Now, how they're covering this is well, it's based off performance. So if you don't perform well, or if you do things for behavioral that are appropriate, you'll get fired. But if you do a great job, you'll get a bonus. Basically, uh no more fuck you, I'm not gonna do that now moving forward for policyholders. And niggas are not talking about this, and I'm like, yo, this is gonna be a huge impact when he basically gets all the yes men's who are touching how laws are executed, and I'm like, this is crazy. They're not talking about some of the news as they should be because we're focusing on little shit like UFC fight in front of the White House.

SPEAKER_03

That's what it that's the whole thing. The flooding zone do so much stuff that they can't care cover everything.

SPEAKER_11

But yo, I saw that and was like, yo, that's crazy because this could potentially leak down to lower grades, and it's gonna be easy to fire niggas in the government, and everybody knows the government is the perfect security net job, not no more. That's all just won't drop that on y'all, man. Because no nobody's talking about it. Like, I like like I was searching for this on YouTube, like yo, no, like it's literally like no one really talking about this, and I guess it's kind of like if you don't work in it, why would you care? Because right now it's affecting 8,000 people. But like I said, those 8,000 people are setting policies in place, which is I give him 27. Y'all gonna see that motherfucker Death Star rollout?

SPEAKER_02

27? Wait, Death Star or Death Head?

SPEAKER_11

Ah, shy, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Something negative. Actually, 27 the way he is, he's gonna be rolling out. They're gonna just hold on shit.

SPEAKER_11

Uh 20 28 says last. Wait, 25?

SPEAKER_02

Is last breath? Hopefully.

SPEAKER_09

Hey, hey, um, just this right quick. This is a four-point game, yo. Knicks came all the way back two minutes and 47 seconds ago.

SPEAKER_02

Oh much to left?

SPEAKER_09

Two minutes and 42 seconds.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, 42. He did say 47. Oh, one point game.

SPEAKER_09

Damn, all right, spoiled it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, my bad. My bad. I just I went online to check.

SPEAKER_11

Uh damn, man. I got I got one more if I can find it. So apparently, uh the Deltas are crashing out on threads. Is anybody else on threads?

SPEAKER_02

No, no, I'm not really talking about it.

SPEAKER_03

Maybe Meta's doing too much.

SPEAKER_11

I will say this, Lawrence. Black people run threads, and someone made a post black people run social media, man. Yo, y'all notice it's just like a lot of black posts on threads, and everybody was like, Yeah, then someone was like, you know, I built this algorithm brick by brick. And the deltas are just like clutching their pearls whatever, because what I know, right?

SPEAKER_08

I know, right?

SPEAKER_11

Let me finish though. Let me finish.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_11

So the towels come back, man. Y'all remember the towels? AGP Atlantic Greek picnic for those who don't know. For some reason, people have thought up of posting crazy sayings on the little hand towels, you know. The towels you put in your head and you get hot, wipe yourself off with, you know, towel, you just hang out your back pocket. Okay, yeah, yeah. So the towels have returned, and the old heads are on threads like, what the fuck is going on? Big Delta ain't gonna be happy with this. And I'm like reading this, like, why y'all on public social media talking about this? Because you got these, I guess you can say O head, you got OHED Delta's in there, like, drop the pics, we want to see them. And I'm like, nah, this is this isn't the place, man. This is not the place. You do this, you do this on the inside comms. Y'all don't got inside comms, nah, I guess not. So I was like, man, what are they so pissed about, man? So I found it, man. Found the picture.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_11

And I say, you know what? Ballot crash out. I guess that is a valid crash out. Ballot crash out, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh let me see. Damn. Would I have to save it? Yeah. I'm sitting in the group. What's the score now?

SPEAKER_09

105, 104. Wait, wait, are you are you actually watching the game? No, my bad. Yo, how about uh Hart would have gone to the god damn it, Burnett.

SPEAKER_02

My bad.

SPEAKER_09

Explored it again, man. Hey yo. Sorry, man. My bad.

SPEAKER_02

I won't say nothing else.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I'm about to mute all y'all. And then I'll just figure out when this podcast ends. Um Josh Hart could have took the lead and he missed a layup. And then when we came down, they missed two free throws. Damn, we're gonna be choking. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, damn. That'd be saving a lot. So the towel said, damn, you know, y'all gotta see this. Nah, I gotta make sure y'all see this.

SPEAKER_02

But read it, read it for the people, though.

SPEAKER_11

No, no, no, because how it's spelled, you're gonna be like, Oh, okay, now you know the Greek letters, right? And people always make that stupid mistake of putting Greek letters where it actually should not be there.

SPEAKER_02

Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_11

So, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I didn't make sure that y'all see it. Somebody was sent to y'all.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, like sigma is technically like uh an S and not an E. No, it's technically an E. Wait, what is Sigma? It's technically an S. Everybody be trying to use it as an E. That's right.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Yeah. See there. Um shit.

SPEAKER_11

There's too many chats. Now I can bring it up. That game's gone, man.

SPEAKER_09

Thirty-eight seconds left to go, man.

SPEAKER_11

All right, cool. Tell me what this shirt says. Read it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_09

Hold on.

SPEAKER_02

They just use their letters any kind of way.

SPEAKER_09

Wait, okay.

SPEAKER_11

F D. That's that's what it says. Say say it, man. What's that word? F D E S. E.

SPEAKER_09

S.

SPEAKER_02

What the fuck? They're trying to say sit on this face and go 22 rounds. Yeah. But it spells it spelled ridiculous.

SPEAKER_09

I guess this is the Greek version of read the uh the uh index card.

SPEAKER_02

Oh wow, is that what it is? Because if you don't know, you don't know.

SPEAKER_11

I think but that's not even the thing that pissed them off. What pissed them off was the 22 rounds, which was because why Austin? The 22 founders, they got 22 founders.

SPEAKER_02

Hey man. Hey, right, hey, hey man, thoughts. I don't get it. What's the wrong what's wrong with that towel, guys? Why are they so offended? Why are they so offended, man?

SPEAKER_11

And I'm about to send y'all the signal one I saw. Cause you know, uh we gotta be in it too.

SPEAKER_09

Spursman yeah, these oh what? No, nope. I don't know I'm not sure. I'm saying if the Spurs lose this shit.

SPEAKER_02

I mean they probably will. They let the leaders come back by what they're doing something down.

SPEAKER_09

They were up, I think what close to 30, right?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, they're close. Yeah, they were up by almost 30. That's culture right there. Something. That's youth right there. My third leg is my third leg is a trampoline, so get on me and bounce. That's that's too much. That's not even really clever.

SPEAKER_11

It's go mob if you you know, it is go mob.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but yeah, why even the third leg of trampoline? Just just hold up, get on me and bounce.

SPEAKER_11

So is it is it cheesy or is it like yeah, that one was cheesy.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, okay. Yeah, that one's pretty cheesy. It's like it was too long, yeah. It was too much. It was, it was, yeah. It was just hold up, get on me and bounce. That just go for that. But my third leg is a trampoline, like I think he wanted to throw in the chant, you know. Oh my gosh. I understand, but what's wrong? Oh, never mind.

SPEAKER_09

Castle guns fouled against two two free throw shots.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, yeah. That's all I'll bring up, man. But the I don't know, man. Thread threads is threads is you know what? I I know what it is about threads, Lawrence, that black people have caught on to pretty quickly. There are a lot of threads that are like, so black people, what is your favorite recipe? And everybody was like, This seems suspicious. Why would a black person come on threads and make this thread asking other black people about what are y'all favorite? This is some bot shit or somebody analyzing us.

SPEAKER_09

I got a question on that. What is what what is it? Is it like Twitter or something?

SPEAKER_02

It's basically Twitter through IG.

SPEAKER_11

It's like it's it's it's basically Twitter because you post something, like I don't want to say that. Like you post something, and it's mostly stories, like people go in there to do stories, and they go in there to ask a question, and then it's like a whole like responses to it. So I take it back, it's more like Reddit. It's like Black Reddit, if you look at it. Because you're going there, you're getting information, you're telling stories, you're sharing advice. Like, that's what it is. Uh, there's a lot of influencers on there too who use it. So you see this stuff pop up all the time. Like, I go on there and be reading shit, and I get I get tired of the I'm 32 and I'm in Charlotte trying to meet somebody, and they post a picture, and I'm like, this is a bot, this is AI. So they're definitely like AI slopping there, but you see like a lot of relationship questions, um, niggas ain't shit questions, or yo man, like what's the worst thing, or what's like the cheapest thing a girl did in front of you? Like stuff like that. And I'm kind of like, I don't want to see this, man. Give me this type of stuff. So at least it kind of gives you the tailoring of what you see. But I've seen some people I know, like, y'all need to get off this social media shit because y'all be on here too much. Shit, so we know what's on there. So I was like, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Come on, come on, man. I don't know about a nigga type it. I don't know what the fuck that face with this.

SPEAKER_02

I got you, man.

SPEAKER_09

I got you. Nigga asked nigga looking at me like I know what the fuck you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02

Like somebody with multiple evolutions. I knew it. I knew it.

SPEAKER_11

Okay. All right. Uh yeah, I know it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, man. That's all I got for F up.

SPEAKER_02

Y'all got anything else, mate?

SPEAKER_11

Oh. June 19th. What are we doing for Juneteenth, man? Juneteenth. Oh, no, man. What's the world gonna do for that? Are we gonna get off, Austin?

SPEAKER_09

Nigga, I'm watching the World Cup. I don't know what the fuck y'all niggas doing. Are we gonna get off?

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Probably.

SPEAKER_09

Oh what happened? Oh my gosh, why didn't you hold the fucking ball? Gosh, these niggas.

SPEAKER_10

Somebody's gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_09

These motherfuckers, dog.

SPEAKER_10

What just happened?

SPEAKER_09

Okay. De'Aaron Fox stole the ball nine seconds ago. He tries to lay it up. Just hold the ball. You're already up one. Hold the ball. You don't need to lay it up. Dribble the ball out. And the ball, and uh he uh he uh so we tried it and it was blocked. Now the uh not said the knights, the uh Knicks have the ball with five seconds to go. Yep. No, um it's a lot of pressure, bro.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, man. Like somebody uh, yeah, one of my neighbors just was banging on their window. They must be watching the game.

SPEAKER_04

No, they're probably doing coke.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, they're doing something over there, bud. Shit, we got uh I wonder if they knew your fans.

SPEAKER_11

But uh we got a one guy to go. We're just gonna roll it out, Austin. At this, at this at the buzzer. Go ahead. Roll out the buzzer, man. All this shit goes overtime, man. This dude, you just want that much, you want that much, huh? You need that much of the game. You need that fix, huh?

SPEAKER_02

Last thing, last thing before we roll out. Uh well, actually, I might say this. So, because I may give you a chance to join in. So I did this thing with Avery this past weekend. So she always wants to tell me to tell stories in the car. I didn't I didn't run out of ideas. So I did this mashup, and I was like, yo, this goes together great. So basically, I it was Will Smith mashups. So I told a story about this dude, this young man who got into a fight in Philly. Then he had to go all the way home to uh live with uh what happened? Uh oh. Some of the gas.

SPEAKER_09

Don't you spoil that shit if you're watching it.

SPEAKER_02

What just happened?

SPEAKER_08

Uh oh. Nothing, man. Keep reading, man. Keep reading.

SPEAKER_02

Actually, I don't know what I think I got.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Ooh, let's see it. Okay. Anyway, nah, so basically, uh young man moves from uh West Philadelphia and then moves to live his aunt and unschool. And basically, I just rolled all the movies into one. Like it went from road in I rolled uh Fresh Prince into um Independence Day, into men in black, like is one character living out this whole life because his whole man.

SPEAKER_11

I'm saying hearing shit you say right now.

SPEAKER_09

Nope. Nope. Did it count? 1.2 seconds left to go. Nobody boxed him out. You fucking bums. Anyway, it's gonna go first, so I'm gonna mute myself this.

SPEAKER_02

I'll put them all together next week and have a story for that. All right, we'll we'll do that, man. You good, man? Until next time, this nigga lost money. Go ahead and sign this out.

SPEAKER_09

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna lose money on this one. Um, I just don't like currently towns.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I got you.

SPEAKER_09

I don't want him to succeed in anything.

SPEAKER_02

It is what it is.

SPEAKER_09

That's all related.

SPEAKER_02

It is what it is.

SPEAKER_09

They tell you, like they teach you to box out. That's like Fundamentals 101.

SPEAKER_02

These niggas are young, man. Anyway, one is out with all right, man.

SPEAKER_11

This has been episode 153. He came fucking clean. God damn it. Go ahead, man. Episode 153, right? And this is uh what's the police code for 153, y'all? Cartoon Network. Really? No, I don't know.

SPEAKER_09

Assault with a deadly weapon. Woo! That's what's about to happen tonight in New York. Nah, they won. They're gonna be alright tonight. No, that's still got one. No, no, no, 1.2 left.

SPEAKER_11

Man, what are they gonna do with that? You read they're gonna do something one second? Nah, 1.2.

SPEAKER_02

Unless somebody gets fouled. They're not gonna let them foul. Unless they let that man Wendy just go down and try to debunk or something. Maybe a Superman. But anyway. We got that Jordan arm.

SPEAKER_11

All right, man. This has been episode. What arm? The Jordan arm from Space Jams?

SPEAKER_09

Oh, God.

SPEAKER_05

What? Space Jams.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, yeah, all the jams, man. Blueberry, strawberry, grape. All those things. Alright, so episode 150.

SPEAKER_09

Oh my gosh, these fucking bums.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, you heard it here. It's over. It's on the championship. All right, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bodega's up free. Whatever on me, it's bodega.

SPEAKER_09

I hope they burn that fucking city down.

SPEAKER_11

Hey yo, man. Episode 153. Uh be sure to follow, subscribe, go out there and vote. You know you're voting. Whenever y'all voting. Fucking vote. Make a change, man. Alright, make a change.

SPEAKER_09

Peace. Yeah, deuce.