Ep. 009—Do You Like What You See In The Mirror

The boys are back! The boys talk about looks, medical issues, things you would say to your younger self, and more!

@taylercomedy

@stevenrogerscomedy

@peterwongcomedy

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Uh that's how I'd like to start this pod. I'll tell you the audience that today this one's gonna be the funniest episode you've ever seen in the pod. And we will hit that we're gonna hit that mark. 100%.

SPEAKER_06 0:13

If you start by watching this episode, this is gonna be the funniest episode.

SPEAKER_05 0:18

But make sure to stay till the end, because it's funniest at the end. And you can't skip either. It's a rule. Otherwise, if you skip, it's not funny. Yeah, you won't get it. We're gonna lay bits as groundwork that will all crescendo. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

I mean, we just watch this. Look, Steve, go ahead. Do something funny.

SPEAKER_06 0:38

Oh, the there's an earthquake or just me.

SPEAKER_01 0:48

And we're uh you got new uh glasses.

SPEAKER_05 0:51

Yeah, I wish I didn't have them on. I almost wore my because I just ordered some. Oh and I almost wore them.

SPEAKER_06 1:00

Uh the uh yeah, I got these uh from uh Wabi Pocket. What's the what's the cost on that?

SPEAKER_05 1:10

Because I I ordered them from some Chinese place online uh just because it happened to be Chinese and uh they didn't I didn't like the glasses I got. They're too big. Too big on my face.

SPEAKER_06 1:28

I laughed, only imagining the face you were making. You know the face he was making. Yeah, yeah. I got I got them from Warby Parker. Uh they were a little I would say they were over a hundred bucks.

SPEAKER_05 1:44

Yeah. Also, can I say I said I got my plate, my glasses from a Chinese place, and you said I got them from a Wobby Paca.

SPEAKER_06 1:52

I didn't do an accent, I just tried to say it funny, and yes, it could have sounded like that. Play it back, but I swear it was not that. How did you do it? I went wobble. Okay, yeah. I that's more that's what he does often. And play if you're gonna play the old one, play that one next to it. Because I believe it's the same one.

SPEAKER_01 2:14

I believe Steve on this one.

SPEAKER_06 2:16

I dodge his lasers as much as possible.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

And look, I'm my ears are up for it. It was not doing well.

SPEAKER_05 2:26

I bought them from a Chinese company, and I will not uh you know change the truth. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 2:34

You're not that you're like, well, what's the big deal? Before you I said Chinese, and you were like, I just wanted to hear your story. Oh, did you? I was just in genuine interest in active listening.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

Peter listens with eyes to just pretend you didn't hit the word Chinese with a little bit of extra punch.

SPEAKER_06 3:02

Did I? Play it back. Maybe I did. I'm pretty sure. I'll do uh impression. Okay. Uh where'd you get yours? Oh, cool. Because I got mine from some Chinese place.

SPEAKER_05 3:18

It sounded like I took out the word fucking.

SPEAKER_06 3:23

Oh man. Uh yeah. I wore them uh one, uh figured it'd be a good uh icebreaker, uh two sometimes, yes. Uh to get us going, you know. Maybe maybe you guys would sing a song about them. And it would go a little something like this.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

Uh one, two, three, four we like classes on the man. I uh I feel like every word we added took us further away than anything.

SPEAKER_06 4:13

Oh man. Uh but also it's sometimes it's nice to give your uh eyes a rest from contacts.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Uh huh. Yeah, you know. You said it like a bit, but it was a regular sentence. It did sound like you were setting up a bit. That's the way you usually tell bits, and sometimes you and then you just like just to rest from contact.

SPEAKER_06 4:32

I was like a fake laugh ready.

SPEAKER_01 4:36

Yeah, I had a fake. I was I was like I was like, I'm not gonna enjoy this, but I'm gonna have to pretend like I do.

SPEAKER_06 4:42

And now I know that you don't think I'm funny. Because you had a whole system ready.

SPEAKER_05 4:51

I do it at the I I like the glasses for the end of the day. Like when I'm at home and I'm and I'm out, I'll throw the glasses on as a nice uh nice rest for the eyes.

SPEAKER_06 5:01

Yeah, I one uh this is uh a bit from someone else. Brian Regan has a really good one. I'm sure other people have lesser good ones about when you the optometrist gives you the options and the second guessing that you have with it. And uh partially I I had these on to be like, did I nail it? Because uh it's like a readjustment. And then two, I don't I I think I've listed three things, and three uh clear frames is uh is a little bit outside my comfort zone.

SPEAKER_01 5:36

Yes. Uh but uh I'll say it is a different look for you that that you really like.

SPEAKER_06 5:49

I'll say it's a you just said Chinese and I'm looking at you. Go ahead. Are they a little cool?

SPEAKER_01 5:59

Um I think I'm not a re I'm not there, I'm not I don't know yet. It's it's so new. It seems unlike you. Yes, right? It's very un-Steven.

SPEAKER_05 6:13

Uh yeah, I I agree.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

You know why? Because it's it's got a little bit of pizzazz and like flash to it.

SPEAKER_05 6:21

They're yeah, they're they're they're cool. They're very like well, and they're just so unsteven.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

So cool and fun and well, okay, and there's some truth to that because it's not to say that you're lame or a dork or corny or bland or lacking of any flavor.

SPEAKER_06 6:44

Right. You know? Right. Seemed like there was more.

SPEAKER_01 6:50

So my glasses uh but okay, you lean into, and this is part of your charm, the you're you're you don't try to be cool. That's the whole thing. Yeah, you're kind of in the most endearing, like you're a dork, and so am I.

SPEAKER_06 7:05

Yes, and it's uh yes, we embrace a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_01 7:07

So then uh when you the there's a clash of dork versus like cool, you know? It's like if you started wearing like you know, nice leather jacket, you know, ripped jeans and whatever boots, it's like yeah, but you've you've been the your your your brand has been dork.

SPEAKER_06 7:24

Yes. So I've seen a lot of these, even just on the walk from my apartment to here, where I'm like, okay, there a lot of people are wearing them. So it's past its like prime, I think. So and I'm fine with that. And these I would never wear on stage. I uh they're my home glasses, uh, but I was like, I'll wear them today because if there's two people that won't judge me for these glasses and it will accept me for who I am, it'll be my parents that I FaceTime on the walkover.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

No, I haven't judged you. I know so far. I've just tried just trying to observe it. I will say now that five minutes have gone by, they are growing. They're starting to uh grow on me. Sorry, I'll just check. I I I'm sorry They don't change me. I'm starting to see it more. Yeah. But uh it'll be an adjustment. It's like when you see someone with a beard and they shave off their beard.

SPEAKER_06 8:30

I mean, I think that is I would argue uh not that we're uh uh to set take a sidestep to that, that's more jarring than the glasses on someone that doesn't wear glasses.

SPEAKER_01 8:41

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_06 8:41

Uh when someone shaves their beard and they had a beard. Yeah. Wild.

SPEAKER_01 8:46

Well what color were your glasses before? Green. I can't remember that.

unknown 8:51

Really?

SPEAKER_06 8:51

Yeah, but you guys hardly ever saw them. I mean, you saw them when we're on the road and uh before I would go to bed. Yeah. I would have I would have said like black.

SPEAKER_05 9:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 9:01

Dark green. Dark green.

SPEAKER_05 9:02

That's uh yeah, it's a good color.

SPEAKER_06 9:04

But uh Olivia picked these and uh Oh, well they're they're great.

SPEAKER_05 9:09

Yeah, yeah, they're fantastic. I'm actually gonna I might get a pair. Yeah. So I think you heard they're from an American retailer.

SPEAKER_06 9:16

Wobby Paca! Um yeah, I uh I got a haircut, right? I got a haircut. It's amazing a lot going on. Yes, I just was to distract you from this because the the today I got my hair cut and my haircut the day of is always my least favorite.

SPEAKER_01 9:36

Really? Well, now you'll know this is honest. Your haircut's nice.

SPEAKER_06 9:40

Yeah, I don't yeah, it looks looks wait a minute. Now it's now mention my glasses again.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

And they're clear. How do you got glasses?

SPEAKER_06 9:49

Uh yeah, and then uh forgot- Oh, I was I had dinner with Olivia's ever all the female members of Olivia's family, her mother, her sister, and and her.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

I saw it.

SPEAKER_06 10:06

No, no, no, but you had the eyes. You had the eyes of a bit. I can't see him, but I bet he did.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

No, no, wait, wait, okay. What are the eyes that you felt you thought I did? And be careful. Keep your hands on your and but on your pockets.

SPEAKER_06 10:21

All right, all right. Say say it again. I had uh dinner with all the females in Olivia's family. Her mother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was that. It was it was definitely that. Uh but there's they're so uh fashionable and style uh where it it I want to keep dressing who I am. I don't ever want to step outside of who I am. But I was like, oh, that does encourage me to dress a little nicer.

SPEAKER_01 10:53

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 10:54

Uh spruce it up. So I wore a hoodie and uh ratty jeans to and sneakers today. But the glasses are making up for it, you know. And those are the eyes. That's the eyes you did, I swear. Uh and uh yeah, anyways, what's going on with you guys? Let's talk about your bodies.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

I found two new warts. Right on the head of my wiener.

SPEAKER_05 11:25

Is that an exciting feeling? Is it or is it just uh you over it by now?

SPEAKER_01 11:29

The warts?

unknown 11:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:31

Don't ever get over it, okay?

SPEAKER_06 11:34

Do me a favor. Do something about it every time. Always find it exciting, as in it'd be really exciting to go to the doctor right now.

SPEAKER_01 11:44

Oh, truth be told, I've never had warts on my on my penis. But oh, but you've had them on your butt. But when uh I was uh I think twelve years old, I uh I peeled back my foreskin, and I saw like very tiny, tiny, kind of like goosebumps surrounding um my foreskin. Uh-huh. And so I told my father. I said, I was so scared.

SPEAKER_05 12:14

He's the first person you went to?

SPEAKER_01 12:15

He's the first person I went to. This is before you you could look that stuff up. So I went to my dad and I said, I go, uh, I'm really scared. I just saw like there's bumps on my penis. And he goes, uh, I know what to do. So we went to the bathroom, and under the sink was uh this pipe cleaner called uh Detoll or something. D D E T T O L. Or it's some sort of antiseptic. It's something to clean up.

SPEAKER_05 12:46

Doesn't matter the brand. Pipe cleaner is enough to make it same texture.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

It's uh it's either sink, it's some sink cleaner or some some sort of it's not Draino, but it's called Detoll. And it's you but they would clean it, use the bathtub, use it to clean the bathtub or whatever. It goes, so take some toilet paper and fold it up and then blot this uh chemical.

SPEAKER_05 13:07

Did you say, can I just see yours before I do it? Can I just it's still sizzling?

SPEAKER_06 13:14

Have you not can I just peep at the effects? It looks like when the wicked witch melted.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

Which side note, I remember uh seeing my dad uh pee and going, I didn't know dicks get that big.

SPEAKER_05 13:27

Really?

SPEAKER_01 13:28

Yeah, but that was as from a child's point of view.

SPEAKER_05 13:32

I didn't know dicks get that big. Did you tell him that? No. I know what to do.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

So uh blotted uh uh uh toilet paper with a det hole. Yes, and then I uh covered or just made sure I got every goosebump that I saw. And then the next day it was burning really bad. And uh then the day after that, um, it was peeling b really badly. And uh I realized that he did not know what he was talking about.

SPEAKER_05 14:07

Cleaned your pipe. My goodness. That uh that must have been horrific. Did you like because you don't know as it's peeling, you don't know that it's gonna it's gotten progressively worse each day?

SPEAKER_06 14:21

Were you hoping it was like a snake where when the skin peels it's because it's getting bigger?

SPEAKER_05 14:29

Did you think it was gonna like a hermit crab like move to a new shell?

SPEAKER_01 14:35

I was worried that this was gonna be like bad, you know. Sounds bad. Yeah, ended up not being that way. But as far as wishing for it to be bigger, I used to hold onto the head with my with two fingers, and I would try to stretch it to try to get it bigger when I was in high school. Just from the head and pulling? And pulling.

SPEAKER_05 14:53

Well, everyone knows you gotta start from the base and then move up.

SPEAKER_01 14:57

Of course. Don't a lot of people get hurt from that? Yeah, there's something called jelking. And what I believe you do with that is when it's half hard or something, you yank it or something crazy. And I know a guy who said he would hang upside down and do it.

SPEAKER_05 15:20

Hang upside down and do it. Yeah. Like from his ankles?

SPEAKER_01 15:25

No, like I guess I don't know. I don't know. Hang from his dick? No, no, no, no, no, no. He would hang, yeah, with his legs, he'd be upside down. But then and then he would do that.

SPEAKER_05 15:37

I don't see how that uh helps. I I've uh I know I know what that is because I looked it up. Joking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's you're basically just like it's you're just stroking it with like a little bit of pressure, just over and over and over again. But the the the problem, the reason why you guys get hurt is like you're kind of there's like somewhat of an elasticity to it, and it'd be like stretching a rubber band over and over again, where eventually you have a longer loose rubber band. Oh, Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 16:14

So have you ever tried it?

SPEAKER_05 16:17

Uh I I did the motion like a couple times, but I didn't have like a routine. Okay. I did just to be like because it like I saw a video of it. I'm like, that looks not uh enjoyable. The do the the technique that yeah, yeah, it it would be it's like a really painful hand job, it looks like. Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

Um okay, so you're you're you're talking about your glasses or something. I forgot what you were gonna talk about, but I I just we got sidetracked.

SPEAKER_05 16:49

We did get sidetracked. I did this uh unintentionally the other day, and it made me I was like getting ready for bed, and like I had washed my face and taken my contacts out, and I was kind of just looking at myself in the mirror. And uh I think I was also a little high, like I was or I was getting there.

SPEAKER_06 17:08

Can I see the face you made into the mirror?

SPEAKER_05 17:20

And I was just staring at myself in the mirror, yeah. And after a while, like it got uncomfortable. And like so it posed I posed the question, yeah. How long do you think you could look at yourself in the mirror before you had to look away?

SPEAKER_01 17:39

Well, that's a great question. I can't look too long. I can't I'm I I and every morning I there's a mirror in my bathroom that I after I brush my teeth, I look into. And I get I don't get a lot of time. Why are you here ready to go? I'm waiting. I'm just waiting. I don't I I'm not able to do it too long.

SPEAKER_05 18:04

Is are you uh going until you feel like you have to look away, or are you just kind of like, oh, you look and then you you have you ever just really tried to sit with yourself and look in the mirror?

SPEAKER_01 18:16

Not in a long, long time because it's very tender and vulnerable.

SPEAKER_05 18:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:21

So what what was your difficulty with with it?

SPEAKER_05 18:24

Uh well, yeah, it it's it's like a weird kind of meditation in a way. Uh yeah, I I think there's there's probably something physiological or s or something like in nature where we've we've we don't ever really see ourselves that clearly in nature. You know, like an animal is like a reflection in the water is probably the closest that they ever get. So I'm wondering if there's something inherent where maybe we're not supposed to do that, where it like messes with us or something, because it does, it's never felt great after a while.

SPEAKER_06 19:04

There's uh Jay Shetty, who I'm very into, uh podcaster, but an author very very into uh mental health and he was a monk for three years, and there's no reflective surfaces in the monastery. So the it eliminates that whole part of He didn't he didn't see himself for three years. Yeah, I don't think there was a I I'm sure he saw himself because they left the monastery for other stuff. He went he just did this. Um but uh yeah saying they getting caught up in because there's one literally behind me. Um getting caught up in that is not good at all.

SPEAKER_05 19:49

It's like a uh a realization or like a of the metaphor of like focusing too much on the self always leads to negative feelings or something like that.

SPEAKER_06 20:01

It's like uh uh I'm sure it yeah, it doesn't help you do things outwardly if you're focused on this person so much. Yeah. And uh that I'm thinking of this now, it's gonna sound bitty, but it also like probably is good because if you don't if you aren't focused with that, you don't know of any problems until someone might be like, you got a little you know what I mean? Like the there's nothing that really needs to be taken care of, and if there is someone that probably respects or cares about you would tell you.

SPEAKER_05 20:36

Right. You're not no there's no flaw to notice if you're not looking there, you know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 20:41

As I'm guessing. Yeah. I look in the mirror every day.

SPEAKER_01 20:45

So I I I'm um I do see like uh you know, evidence of getting older and then evidence of like getting like gaining weight or something, and uh, you know, and it's like uh that's that I think that adds to the difficulty in looking at it for me. Yeah. As I see I mean, you're watching, I mean, inside you never think you're as old as you are. Oh, yeah. And you look and then you're like uh uh it's a reminder, you're like, uh oh no.

SPEAKER_05 21:16

Yeah, I'll have like there'll be days where I'm like, oh my skin looks bad today. And then after a while, I'm like, my skin's bad. It's just bad.

SPEAKER_01 21:26

It's not do you ever look in the mirror and say I love you?

SPEAKER_05 21:31

No, I don't uh I don't say anything.

SPEAKER_06 21:38

Sorry, just gave my answer.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

I I just know it's it's funny to ask Taylor. I know Taylor's never done it.

SPEAKER_05 21:46

And I say it's not your fault. Uh no, I've never let me think. No, I don't think I've said anything uh because it's I mean there's A conversation happening, but it's I'm not saying it out loud.

SPEAKER_01 22:03

What's the conversation?

SPEAKER_05 22:06

It's it's not it's not really words to be honest. It's like a a conversation of of feeling in a way. Yeah. Yeah. Where it's it goes from like kind of kind of sadness to then it gets a little better, but it always eventually goes down.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

Oh, so like it's always negative at the end.

SPEAKER_05 22:30

Yeah, a little a little bit. Do you like what you see in the mirror? Uh I would say why. I think no matter what, when I look in the mirror, I'm always I'm looking for a flaw. Wow. I'm looking for a flaw. And so if I look long enough, I will find one. Yeah. Isn't that interesting? Yeah. That's crazy. Yes, yes. Like if I have a bleed, uh, like a a quick, you know, look in the mirror, whatever, I could be like, oh, all right, you know, you know, looking good today. But if I stay there long enough, I'll be like, you have a deep belly button.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

Oh, oh, this is a full-length mirror. I've been thinking about the head the entire time.

SPEAKER_06 23:28

Or he's like, it's one of those.

SPEAKER_05 23:31

I get up on my I put my knees up on it, and then I I have a full length in my in my bedroom, but yeah, most of the time it's the mirror in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_01 23:39

You ever stand in front of it naked?

SPEAKER_05 23:41

Yeah. Oh yeah. Uh yeah. That I I've my record's about six seconds.

SPEAKER_06 23:47

Do you find the flaw right away?

SPEAKER_01 23:51

I'm gonna guess that you've never masturbated in front of the mirror.

SPEAKER_05 23:56

No, I have not. I have uh I have had intercourse with a mirror in the room, and I'm not a fan of that either. Really not a fan of uh seeing myself do that. But yeah, masturbating into the mirror is psychotic to me.

SPEAKER_01 24:15

No, but I've hear I've heard people do it.

SPEAKER_06 24:16

Don't look at the I don't doubt it. Yeah, I gotta tell you, if it's one out of three people, it's you. Because it ain't me. It ain't me. I will never have never.

SPEAKER_01 24:31

That is a horrible idea. No, it's so hard to take yourself serious and do, right? I would be like, this is so stupid. The closest myself, like the closest I probably uh come to that is one time.

SPEAKER_02 24:49

Do you have you ever said that?

SPEAKER_01 24:53

I'll moan if I when I'm coming, because it'll it'll add to the pleasure a little bit.

SPEAKER_05 24:59

If you moan. Yeah. If you moan. Yeah. So you have not done it in the No, I haven't.

SPEAKER_01 25:05

But finish your sentence.

SPEAKER_05 25:06

Well, I've uh this has happened before where like uh let's say I have a computer open and I have some you know material on the screen. I forgot that I had also had planes are weird.

SPEAKER_06 25:25

I had had uh there's elevators that go up and down, but not sideways.

SPEAKER_05 25:30

Slantways and all ways and lightways. I had like, you know, the photo booth like app or whatever? It's it's basically a FaceTime where I'll then like right after I close out and then I'm just looking at me. Oh and that's I don't I don't know if that's equally as bad, but that's not great either. Because you just like yuck.

SPEAKER_01 25:52

No, you have came already by that point, so it's the point well, but it's like it's like a you know, that kind of a look.

SPEAKER_05 26:00

Yeah. And then you're just like, oh, what are you doing? I think I've said this on here before. It was um a thing I used to do in college for no reason other than to try and I want I always wondered what I looked like when I wasn't aware when I wasn't aware of myself. So I would start um my like FaceTime camera on my computer, I would start hitting record, I would hit record, and then I would start doing other shit. And I'd be aware of it for the first like 20 minutes, but then eventually you forget it's recording. Yeah. And then I'd rediscover it like three hours later. Uh-huh. And then you scrub forward the first, and you could tell when you were no longer performing. Aware of it. Yeah, no longer performing.

SPEAKER_01 26:39

What'd you feel like you learned?

SPEAKER_05 26:41

Um that I say random nonsense out loud a lot. Uh I do have a very serious concentration face. Uh um, yeah, I I walk around, and then my face when I rediscover it is something like that.

SPEAKER_01 27:03

It's like you gotta turn back on.

SPEAKER_04 27:04

Yeah, it's like oh game on again. Well, because it hits you just like, oh, that's recorded. Oh, it's recording the whole time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

I had I submitted an audition last week, and then my agent said, uh, hey, that's a good audition, but make sure you cut out the mistakes afterwards. And I didn't know I sent in like the in the tape, the stuff. And then in my head, I'm like, what that could be anything.

SPEAKER_03 27:31

What are the mistakes?

SPEAKER_01 27:32

That could be anything. Because I've there's times where I finish an audition and I literally go, This is so fucking stupid. I've looked like the second and I've had to edit that before. Where it the the the the it's this sharp of a of a difference between me going, thank you. This is the fucking stupidest thing.

SPEAKER_05 27:50

That's the realest. I'm telling you, like it's a when you don't know the cameras rolling, it's so interesting, and there's nobody around. There's uh I would help my ex a lot with filming self-tapes, and that would happen to her all the time. And there's one that we'd always laugh at. It was uh she was I forget the audition. She was supposed to be eating something in the audition, and I think she was just like waiting around to do the next take, and she just had a piece of bread, and then she's just looking at it, and she just went, I love bread, and then looked up and then noticed it was recording, and then just started laughing. And I related to that so much. I probably said that about cookies.

SPEAKER_01 28:36

I've always wondered, uh what if uh if you could get like a recording of your partner just you know, the their entire week, you know, just to see how they behave and they don't know that they're being recorded, that that's like very interesting kind of stuff. What do they say about you when they don't know that you know that you're gonna hear it? You know? What are their actions when they know when they don't know?

SPEAKER_05 29:04

You know? What are they like they're alone or just when they go about their day when they're talking to people?

SPEAKER_01 29:10

Both, you know.

SPEAKER_06 29:11

There's a uh element of and I'll find out if I'm allowed to say this later. Uh there's an element of like walls coming down when you're in a relationship that I admire. Of like, hey, we've reached this level of comfort. Yes, you should still like you know, put put your best foot forward in a relationship to be a a human, you know what I mean? Like don't be this full out disgusting farting and all that stuff.

SPEAKER_01 29:45

Do you fart in front of your partner?

SPEAKER_06 29:47

I haven't yet, and uh oh wait, nope, I have, but it uh it it's like not like just letting it rip, it's like I'm really sorry. I've tried and this is happening. Yeah, yeah, and uh one time uh I'll say a woman that I may be seeing now, or it was in the past, but uh she was speaking and a burp came out of nowhere in the middle of her sentence, and she went, oh my god. Uh and that I was like attracted to her in in that moment because I was like, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 30:25

There's this there's a realness to that, yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 30:28

And uh so I wouldn't mind seeing a video of that level of stuff, but you saw a video of her burping and farting and shitting and no, but like uh no, I mean like hey, we're we're no like a human being, like it's relatable seeing like those scenes in movies where like 40-year-old virgin always comes to mind of his of his waking up and going through his morning, walking with the boner, walking with the boner, him trying to uh pee with it, I think. Or that might be me, myself, and Irene. But like he tries to pee with it. Yeah, uh, but stuff like that. I wouldn't mind like seeing someone be a human. I always enjoy that. But anything after deeper than that would be invasion of privacy, I think. Right.

SPEAKER_05 31:20

Well, it's all an invasion of if they don't know that's fair. I gotta cancel an order.

SPEAKER_01 31:26

You're looking. Fascinates me. Well, what if uh what if so uh what if you could tell uh 13-year-old Taylor something? What would you tell him?

SPEAKER_06 31:41

Like uh Taylor, this all stops when you start going to therapy, by the way. Like it like advice?

SPEAKER_01 31:49

No, just if you just you just get a sentence to say to him.

SPEAKER_05 31:53

13. What what year what year is what grade are you in?

SPEAKER_01 31:57

That's like uh seventh or no, that's like ninth grade.

SPEAKER_05 32:01

Ninth grade? No.

SPEAKER_06 32:05

Maybe yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:08

Well right, let's say eighth or ninth grade.

SPEAKER_06 32:11

Yeah. Middle school to freshman year. Uh yeah, eighth or ninth grade.

SPEAKER_05 32:21

I would probably say just you know, relax and uh it's gonna be fine. That's probably what I would say. And uh you're gonna you're gonna lose all your hair. It's you get all the fears that you have right now, they're justified. Everyone in your life is gaslighting you, including your barber. My barber tried to convince me that people with finer hair keep their hair longer.

SPEAKER_06 32:55

I mean, that's amazing. All right. I'm gonna set a timer for you have a portal to talk to 13-year-old Taylor. It lasts for 10 seconds, and you can only speak for the 10 seconds to young Taylor. Ready? Okay.

SPEAKER_05 33:13

Go. I'm from the future. Uh you're gonna be fine, but you're gonna go through a lot of heartbreak, and it's gonna suck, but you're gonna make it through. Uh and you're gonna lose all your hair. All they heard was, you're gonna lose.

SPEAKER_01 33:31

You wasted a second on um. I'm sure.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

Um uh flash. Um 13-year-old me is like, you didn't think about what you were gonna say?

SPEAKER_01 33:43

All right, do you want to you wanna tell you something to tell to you?

SPEAKER_05 33:46

All right, hold on. Uh yeah. Uh would you do 10 seconds?

SPEAKER_06 33:50

Well, yeah, it's not fair because I've got I got to use you as my Alright, then you got eight. Okay. And go. Be yourself, chase what you want to do. Bye.

SPEAKER_02 34:05

That's more time than you thought.

SPEAKER_06 34:07

Um bye. We're just staring at each other. The portal hasn't closed yet.

SPEAKER_02 34:14

Um bye.

SPEAKER_05 34:17

All right, Peter. You got eight seconds.

SPEAKER_07 34:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 34:21

Go. Uh stop being so scared. And uh, take take all the risks and believe in yourself.

SPEAKER_07 34:35

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 34:38

Thirteen-year-old me would love that. Would love that joke at the end.

SPEAKER_06 34:42

I think 13-year-old is still with us.

SPEAKER_02 34:45

Body swapped.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

Oh, man. Well, perhaps this is a good time now for N and Reading.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

All right, so let me catch one.

SPEAKER_06 35:08

The real reason I wore these glasses was for the disguise. Oh, for because of what you're reading?

SPEAKER_01 35:14

Yeah, whatever I'm about to say. Well, I think today I thought I'd do something a little different. Uh so just yep, you know, you take my lead on this. The paper is so good. You get good paper. Staples, uh, you know. Uh today's fake ad read is a little different because we will be reading an ad to promote our podcast. This is 100% written by me, and Taylor and Steve are reading this for the first time. Hey, Steve, I'm gonna say four things, and you're gonna rank them from most important to least important. Okay, sounds fun. Stopping Asian hate, mental health, a delicious burger, and a great podcast.

SPEAKER_06 35:52

Ugh, that's really tough because you know I love a good burger, and I meditate, so mental health is huge. But I can't live without a great podcast, so there's number one, that's number one for me.

SPEAKER_01 36:07

Well, you're in luck because there is a great new comedy podcast out now called Hee Hee He.

SPEAKER_05 36:13

That's right. Every week, tune in to listen to two guys who are white and one guy who is something else.

SPEAKER_01 36:19

Taylor, I have four things I'm gonna say to you to rank in order.

SPEAKER_05 36:23

Hit me, I'm ready.

SPEAKER_01 36:24

From most important to least important, a great podcast. Family loyalty, and doing a Chinese accent.

SPEAKER_00 36:34

Oh, that is so easy. I rova go right to podcast. I rove a family, I rub a royalty. I I I hate the using an accent to make a fun of another culture.

SPEAKER_01 36:50

He he is available now wherever you listen to the podcasts. Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 36:57

Fantastic.

SPEAKER_01 36:59

Um that's one version. Here's another one.

SPEAKER_06 37:02

Taylor, I like the ad libbing you did by putting in the accent.

SPEAKER_01 37:05

Yeah, you didn't go with the script at all. It said Jamaican, but I figured I would Jamaica your own. I mean could Jamaica here. Alright, so here's another, and I'll I'll kind of set this up as if we're reading another one. Sure. Today's fake ad read is a little different because we will be reading an ad to promote our podcast. This is 100% written by me, and Taylor and Steve are reading this for the first time. Hello, everyone. We have an exciting announcement. I am starting a podcast together with my good friends Steven Rogers and Taylor Yarish. It's called He Hee He and will be coming out every week wherever you like to hear your podcasts. You guys excited?

SPEAKER_06 37:48

I'm excited. I'm also excited that I get to be white. I get to be white. I'd like to take some time out to appreciate and be grateful for that. It's great being white, don't you agree, Taylor?

SPEAKER_05 38:02

I do, especially since there's so many other options that are dirtier. Every morning when I look in the mirror, I think, man, thank God. Just the right amount of color. Which is none.

SPEAKER_01 38:21

Well, hold on, guys. You can't mean that. I mean, you're doing this podcast with me, someone of a different race.

SPEAKER_06 38:28

Yeah. But you're one of the good ones. I wouldn't go that far. Look, we're just doing a podcast together. It's not like you're marrying my daughter, which would be a huge no-no. There's only one race I'm lit into my family, and I don't think I have to say it. But it's white. White is right. That's what I always say.

SPEAKER_01 38:50

But what about our listeners? Don't we want people from all types of backgrounds as part of our audience? No. But hey, this is 2026. We need to open our minds and our hearts. We're living in a very divided time right now. The more hate we spread, the more we are alone.

SPEAKER_06 39:10

I never looked at it that way.

SPEAKER_05 39:13

Yeah, you know what? You're right. Thanks, Peter. You're so smart. You really are. Your words just stop my racism.

SPEAKER_01 39:21

Thank you. Hey, it's no big deal. I just want the world to heal and be happy. So, any words for our potential audience now that you're not racist anymore?

SPEAKER_05 39:32

Yeah. Listen to our new comedy podcast, Hee Hee Hee, even if you're not white.

SPEAKER_01 39:38

And now back to the show.

SPEAKER_06 39:42

There was boom.

SPEAKER_02 39:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 39:48

And now, because there's no prep, we'll do my segment, which is for the next five minutes, we can only speak in questions. Start a five minute timer.

SPEAKER_05 40:01

Oh man, is this gonna be tough or what? Did you say five minutes? I think I did. Oh no!

SPEAKER_06 40:11

I gotta start it over. Over? Over. Start five minute timer. You think I can do it this time?

SPEAKER_05 40:27

Are you are you asking me if I think you can do it this time?

SPEAKER_01 40:33

Are you trying to cheat? Are you asking me if I can do it this time? How long did you think about the time? The time? Did you consider that five minutes is a little too long?

SPEAKER_06 40:56

Is it too long? I thought five was too long, but then I was like, is ten too long?

SPEAKER_05 41:06

Does it count if you just end whatever you say with a question?

SPEAKER_01 41:11

Does it count if you just do an inflection at the end?

SPEAKER_06 41:16

This was a bad idea, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_01 41:20

You're an asshole.

SPEAKER_05 41:24

Should I stop it? I don't think we'll be able to get to five minutes. No, then do you think so?

SPEAKER_06 41:38

Should there be a punishment if you cheat?

SPEAKER_01 41:42

Would you agree that that's something to think about before the segment has been introduced? Am I being too harsh?

SPEAKER_05 41:50

What are some possible punishments?

SPEAKER_01 41:53

How about the next person who messes up kisses someone on the cheek?

SPEAKER_06 42:04

Both cheeks are just one.

SPEAKER_01 42:06

One is not enough. Don't you have to kiss?

SPEAKER_06 42:28

Ah shit. Shit? Do I? Does he have to do it twice now?

SPEAKER_01 42:38

Pick. Ah shit.

SPEAKER_05 42:40

Wait a minute. Is it fair that I have to do a punishment even though there are other people that messed up before we established? And did we actually Are you really keeping track of all this?

SPEAKER_01 42:51

Can you come closer?

SPEAKER_06 42:56

Can you feel scruffy now? Did it feel scruffy?

SPEAKER_01 43:05

I think he barely touched me. What do you think? Did you even touch his cheek? Were you not looking? Didn't you hover over it a little bit?

SPEAKER_05 43:19

Did you feel me or not? That's not the question. What is the question? Did I ask a question?

SPEAKER_02 43:28

No, I don't think you did, did you?

SPEAKER_06 43:36

Do I have to do both of you or just one? Why don't you pick one of us? Why does this feel like a 10 minute day? Have you been? Would you believe that there's a minute and a half left? Are we all gonna do uh at least uh two more questions each? Are we sure that's a good idea?

SPEAKER_01 44:09

What do you want to eat after this?

SPEAKER_06 44:10

How many people do you think I'm still listening at this point?

SPEAKER_01 44:14

Why don't you answer my question?

SPEAKER_06 44:17

Is there a new place we haven't gone to yet?

SPEAKER_01 44:20

What do you think?

SPEAKER_06 44:21

Or do you want to go to that place we went to last time? The chicken half a chicken? Are you talking about sweet after? No, the half a chicken place?

SPEAKER_05 44:41

Is there a new chicken place that you're thinking of?

SPEAKER_06 44:46

You guys don't remember the chicken place over here on Broadway?

SPEAKER_05 44:51

Are you talking about the chicken place where we sat in the back?

SPEAKER_01 44:58

Don't you have a invited? I thought you Are you talking about the caravan chicken?

SPEAKER_06 45:07

Is that what it's called?

SPEAKER_01 45:09

Was it the biggest thing? Is the building yellow? Was it the Peruvian food? It was Peruvian food, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_06 45:21

Well, would you look at that? Five minutes is up. Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

Thank the Lord. Fuck. Oh boy, that was really rough.

SPEAKER_06 45:34

I made it five. I originally thought ten.

SPEAKER_01 45:37

Oh, thank God it wasn't ten. Five is so long. Five is long. Because you think about podcast time. It's it's yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 45:45

That's a 20-minute segment on in five minutes. Or does that make you know a five minute segment that felt like 20 minutes?

SPEAKER_01 45:52

Have you ever kissed a guy before?

SPEAKER_06 45:56

No, obviously on uh well, family members like goodbye, but like cheek stuff. Yeah. Italian, like more affectionate. So yeah, cheek kisses on like grandfathers and uh dad cheeks and neck. Sorry, I just went, I just wanted to get a laugh. Um, but no, never a guy on the lips, unless it was something like a sketch or something. But I don't I would do it for that, but I can't think of if I've actually done it. I don't think so. Yeah, acting in college, I've done it. Yeah, acting straight. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:39

I'm sorry. Stupid. Uh yeah, as for a scene, I don't remember.

SPEAKER_06 46:47

Oh, sorry. I don't know if you've talked about it on the podcast, and I don't know if I I know some of the story because uh of us our friendship, but I got to see Taylor run his bit about the play where he had to be uh a certain way. Have you ever told it on here? Where I had to be naked?

SPEAKER_05 47:07

Yeah, I don't think so. Uh all right, well I guess they missed out. Uh I mean we're not gonna hear about it. It was a play, it was called Equus. That was the name of the play. Uh in the bit, I'm a freshman, but it was my sophomore year. Sophomore year. And uh Daniel Radcliffe did it on Broadway not too long ago. We had a director that was like whatever if she was doing a play that had been done on Broadway, she basically just copied whatever Broadway did. And at the time in my class, believe it or not, I looked the most like Daniel Radcliffe. Uh I could see that. Because I had hair, like you know, like your style and stuff, and so it yeah. Uh, not to say that I didn't do a good job auditioning or anything like that, but yeah, I got the the part, and there's a part at the end of the show where um he's in a horse stable, and there's a girl who works at the horse stable who really likes him, and they like start kissing and stuff, and then she starts to undress, and then he starts to undress, and then they're both naked on stage. But he has the the he has this like weird sort of godlike fascination with horses. They're like literal gods to him, and so they're in the horse stable having about to have sex, and he feels so much shame because they're watching him, and so uh he can't take it anymore. So he takes a pickaxe and he leaps and and stabs the eyes out of all the horses. So that's what I had to do. I was running around on the stage, and there were actors in like these like horse, they're on these like stilt things, they have these huge masks, and I'm just running around, you know, stabbing them in the uh in the eyes. Yeah, with my dong out, and then uh yeah, and then that's kind of the end of the the scene, but the last place I want to get naked is next to a horse.

SPEAKER_06 49:21

And you write the rest of that.

SPEAKER_05 49:23

Thankfully that wasn't part of the the costume. Yeah, that's that's very funny. I don't uh I've never made the play a part of the bit because maybe that's something it might it might be. Uh it I feel like every new piece of information, because I've tried to in the past, every new piece of information qu sort of begs another question, unless you really just spill out the whole thing of the the play, but I just didn't, you know, didn't want to.

SPEAKER_01 49:54

But uh were you uh at all like when you found out you had to? Were you like, what like were you scared? Were you like, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_05 50:02

I knew when auditioning that that was a part of it.

SPEAKER_01 50:05

Oh, they they warned everybody.

SPEAKER_05 50:06

Is that when you were watching those? It's in the play, so I'm like, I'm auditioning for this role. I know if I get this role, I'm gonna have to do it. Yeah, is that when you were watching those videos and that is strange? I was like, all right, we got three months. Let's see how much we can get in that time. Uh but I'll tell you what, when the when the Castlist came out, and it was like a huge deal for me, and I think it was at the the main stage. There's like we had a bunch of different stages of the college, but this was like the premiere, like other people would tour at this theater at the college. So it was like it was the it was a nice all the all the big productions get put on there, so like to be a sophomore leading this show was like a huge deal, but also there was like that, and then immediately like fuck, I'm gonna have to get naked. And the show I did this semester before, I had to take my shirt off, and I thought that was a big deal. And then this one I was like, well, fuck. Yeah, yeah, there's no amount of working out. Yeah, there's no crunches for lower. Yeah. No, there's believe me. Yeah. Interesting uh note though, that at the time the girl who had to get naked uh with me during the show, we started hooking up. We had a we had a showmance, um, which did make the whole thing uh a lot easier. I don't know if that's why she initiated, but Taylor, I'm not interested.

SPEAKER_06 51:48

I'm just trying to get into the characters.

SPEAKER_01 51:50

Do you think the anyone in the audience saw her pussy? Oh yeah. She she had her pussy out. She got completely naked. Yeah, but there's even when a woman is completely naked and standing, there's there's a there's there's there's a non-visibility to seeing that.

SPEAKER_05 52:08

Uh the people that were because there were people that were seated on the stage as well as in the audience. Yeah. It was like sort of in the round. The people on the stage probably saw when she had laid down on the ground.

SPEAKER_01 52:20

Oh, she lays down on the ground.

SPEAKER_05 52:21

Because I I lay her down on the ground and I get on top of her, and uh and then she's just kind of like this, yeah, like that. Right. So they saw her her pussy in my butthole. And uh Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:36

That's the crazy part. No, seriously.

SPEAKER_05 52:39

It is crazy. What's crazy is that the show was filmed and I was not allowed to have the tape. What? What film every show at this theater, and I uh I asked for the the tape merely just because I was putting together an acting reel and I wanted other scenes from the show, but they wouldn't give it to me because of her nudity.

SPEAKER_01 53:03

It's part of your acting reel is is your asshole. You can hear the lines, but it's her asshole.

SPEAKER_06 53:08

It's zoomed up. Why did he send us this? Uh just showing what I can do on camera.

SPEAKER_01 53:15

Yeah, there wouldn't a video little girl's pussy in it.

SPEAKER_05 53:20

Yeah, uh well, from the angle of the video to the case. Well, they're in college also. Let's let's put that in there. Yeah. That it's and she was a she was a senior, so she was probably 20.

SPEAKER_06 53:31

Oh, let's start putting that information in there, please. I think that's vital information. Let's leave out context as well. Let's let's maybe cut out little girl.

SPEAKER_01 53:41

Like she uh young young lady.

SPEAKER_05 53:45

Yeah, they have a young woman a video of it that I never got. And also, about a month later after the show, I went into the director's office to like ask her a question, and framed on her wall was a picture of me. It's from behind, but I am leaping into the air and with like my legs back, and I'm completely naked. That was just framed on her wall, and I was like, What's uh what what? And she was like, uh you could tell that she knew she probably shouldn't have it up there.

SPEAKER_01 54:22

She was like, Oh, I thought it was so tasteful, and uh yeah, but you were a little uncomfortable by it.

SPEAKER_05 54:30

A little bit. I mean, I was like, I was more uncomfortable because it's like you're gonna have that up there, but I can't have the video of me being naked and also her being naked. I because I couldn't really use like, hey, we're fucking as a defense. Is that she's the reason they didn't give me the footage.

SPEAKER_06 54:49

It's weird that they don't give you it like with her entirely blurred out or something.

SPEAKER_05 54:54

I don't think they have that capability. That'd also be weirder. Is it I guess so, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:59

He's just talking to a blur. That's part of his acting reel.

SPEAKER_05 55:02

And now I'm gonna fuck the blur.

SPEAKER_01 55:06

Uh what if uh you you know you see the photo in the office and she goes, What's going on there? She goes, Oh my god, close the door. So you can go close the door. Yeah. And pick up that fake pickaxe. And she goes, uh if you want an A, I'll blow you.

SPEAKER_05 55:27

If you want an A, I'll blow you.

SPEAKER_06 55:32

Wait, wait a minute. Uh my first So it's a win-win scenario for him? Like, wait, that's not even a win-win. It's a double win. Well, I'm still the price of one.

SPEAKER_05 55:44

This is an older woman. Yes. Uh 70s? Um 60s or 70s, maybe. Yes, maybe let's say late 60s. I can't, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:55

So that's the price.

SPEAKER_05 55:57

Uh first of all, I would have been like, there was a grade on this? Uh uh no, I would not have done that. I would have waited to see what grade she gave me otherwise.

SPEAKER_06 56:11

Would you get a grade for the play? You get a grade on your action?

SPEAKER_05 56:15

No, but I did get um it counted towards college credit. Wow. It did. Which is great, yeah. But it uh it was kind of like a pass-fail scenario. There was no like interesting B minus.

SPEAKER_01 56:34

Wow. What it would would do would you have preferred that photo come down?

SPEAKER_05 56:39

It well it did come down eventually, but um because of the No, to be honest, it didn't really bother me.

SPEAKER_06 56:49

Did you get the do you have photos? Yeah, yeah. Do you have photos of you naked on stage? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 56:55

Well, it's it's me as uh getting undressed, I think.

SPEAKER_01 57:01

While he gets the photos, we I think we'll well we'll just go some time, you know?

SPEAKER_06 57:06

Yeah, let's go some time.

SPEAKER_05 57:11

God damn it. God damn it, where are they?

SPEAKER_06 57:29

Top animal noises that you can do.

SPEAKER_05 57:32

Um I think I can do a decent so what's that? This is me on top of her.

SPEAKER_06 57:46

Uh-huh. Wow. Wow, look a big like locks of hair on you.

SPEAKER_05 57:50

I know. It was well, I have there's so much doctoring. There's so much doctoring going on in this photo. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 57:58

Anyone with your dick out?

SPEAKER_05 57:59

None with my dick out. This is us getting undressed. Peter just lost interest. Oh, yeah, I don't have any with this is the this is the naked photo. They didn't give us photos, professional photos of us naked. Yeah, you'd be in a different career. When I go back and see my 13-year-old self, make sure you get the naked photos.

SPEAKER_06 58:18

There's gonna be so there's a real question for the for the kids out there. Uh yeah, the kids are make it made it this far, huh? Everything I said would have been fine. But uh when you're having sex in a play or acting that you're having sex, what are you doing with your body? Because you have to be convincing, but obviously you're not actually doing anything.

SPEAKER_01 58:45

Luckily to be hard, because he's not actually hard.

SPEAKER_06 58:49

Uh I guess that could be part of the question, but I'm just asking, like, what's he do with his body to obviously simulate it? To simulate it and to respect another person's boundaries, because it's obviously they're not doing it for real.

SPEAKER_05 59:01

Luckily, in the show, I'm not supposed to get hard. I'm not supposed to get hard. Oh, yeah, because of the horse form. Oh, that was yeah. That if I was if they were like, you know, that that's harder than crying on command. I mean, that's yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:16

Uh that was a big both you gotta think about yeah, both I got to think about my mom dying.

SPEAKER_06 59:25

I couldn't finish it, so I'm glad you did.

SPEAKER_05 59:29

Uh after that, for the whole the rest of the school year, really. Everybody would always ask, like, oh, how did you not how are you not hard the whole time? Or like, do you get hard? And uh that question bothered me.

SPEAKER_06 59:46

I can understand that. Did you have all these are real questions, but they're gonna sound like not. Did you have people woo or heckle or anything because it's you know, college?

SPEAKER_05 59:58

You could hear a pin drop. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You heard you heard nothing. Was it like kind of eerie because it is a full house, like full theater and it's completely. Did you hear even this?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:13

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:18

Let me see that playbill.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:23

I said I said it's I wanted Skittles.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:27

I have to go to the bathroom first. Can you guess just get up first?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:35

They don't turn it off. I'll tell you this though. My senior year, I was doing a Shakespeare play, and in the middle of a scene that I was doing, the fire alarm went off, and we immediately had to just stop the show, and we all had to go outside. And I'm really thankful it happened during that show. And not man. All right, no, we have no time. Just go outside.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:03

Uh that's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:05

Do you remember any Shakespeare monologues? Yeah. To close us out? Close us out. Uh sure.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:11

Uh and keeping in mind that you know this is the part where everything comes together and there's a really big funny ending. Yeah. Uh no, don't go for a laugh. Don't go for a dramatic hit it good.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:21

Uh, to be or not to be. That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the minds to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them, to die, to sleep, and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks the flesh is heir to. I mean, 'tis a consummation to b devoutly to be wished, to die, to sleep, to sleep, perchance to dream. But there's the rub. For in that sleep, what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil? Must give us pause.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:55

I'm gonna be in uh London on May 30th. That's good. Uh good, short. That was really good. I didn't know mortal coil was uh was him.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:10

I just realized that too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:12

Yeah. Uh um and I'm gonna be uh uh anyways. Um go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:27

Uh follow my uh Instagram, PeterWonk Comedy, watch my special on YouTube. What's it called? Don't move.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:35

Yes. Uh and uh follow my Instagram uh or any other social Stephen Rogers Comedy. I've got two specials out on YouTube. Uh just search Steven Rogers Comedy and uh same as the website with my tour dates.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:51

Uh Taylor comedy on Instagram, T-A-Y-L-E-R. Uh at this point, watch out for my special that will be uh released at some point. And just in case, just in case. Uh if not, tonight probably I'm filming my special here at Grove34, March 28th, 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. ticket links are in my bio.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:14

And uh let's stay good bye.