Doorbell Game Returns

The boys are back and so is the doorbell game. The boys get a little bit sauced and hilarity ensues. 

@taylercomedy

@stevenrogerscomedy

@peterwongcomedy

Transcript

SPEAKER_07 0:01

What a day we have, huh? Yeah. Today we have uh this is uh the first time on this pod that we're gonna be doing uh my little doorbell game. Uh we've done it once before for my personal little video, um, and this is gonna be the return of that.

SPEAKER_06 0:29

So today on he are doing doorbells.

SPEAKER_07 0:43

Okay, so I'm I made this here. Um I I program I hooked up each doorbell to make a sound. Um, and the game that we have is gonna be that uh we're gonna push a button, and if Steve laughs, Steve is gonna take a shot of Tequila. Um if he doesn't laugh, I'm gonna take a shot. If I laugh, I'm also gonna take a shot. Taylor has special rules because he's a pretty tough cookie to crack, and he kind of ruins the fun by Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:22

So And real quick, before his rule, he and I were on the phone earlier, and he goes, uh, if I can help it, you'll be the only one playing this game.

SPEAKER_04 1:35

And I imagine you immediately texted Peter and go, make special rules. I didn't.

SPEAKER_06 1:40

I have nothing to do with any of this.

SPEAKER_07 1:41

So here's what we're gonna do for Taylor. Um Taylor, if he smiles, is gonna take a shot. I like that. And if he full-on laughs out loud, it will be two shots.

SPEAKER_06 1:53

What? That does put us at the same level.

SPEAKER_07 1:58

That does put us roughly at the same time. I'm pretty sure when we did the hats video where we did this where we wore funny hats, I think the tally was you probably took like 40 shots. I took somewhere like 20. He probably took three.

SPEAKER_04 2:10

How I don't even think he took three. I took uh I I took a couple. I didn't take a ton. How are we because we have rock's glasses, how are we measuring what a uh shot is?

SPEAKER_07 2:21

Uh right here. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 2:23

And the good news is the more tequila he has, yeah. We're letting the more strictest drinker group measure what the shots are.

SPEAKER_06 2:33

Pete, that's why Peter dressed in all gray. You knew you knew he was gonna be laying on the sidewalk later.

SPEAKER_07 2:39

It's hard to see puke on gray. That was a close one already. So uh we're actually we'll kick this off with a shot to kind of wet our whistle. Sure. Um great, just to get us started. Uh cheers, guys. Uh a grow 34 glasses that we have.

SPEAKER_06 2:56

That's where we're and and to anyone uh that's still watching us do this stuff. Yeah, thank you. Still. Cheers, guys. Cheers.

SPEAKER_07 3:09

Here we go. That was a pretty good pour. That's about a shot, probably a little less. I I disagree. That's a ri that's a shot.

SPEAKER_06 3:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 3:20

There we go. I'm gonna be very nice with Steve's pour.

SPEAKER_06 3:23

And just so everyone knows, 3.20 in the afternoon.

SPEAKER_07 3:27

And we are starting late. Yeah. I wanted to do this even earlier.

SPEAKER_04 3:32

I'm supposed to be taking care of my girlfriend's dog uh tonight? Yeah, I'm I'm at her place. Yeah. So no, you're not. You're here. Drunk already.

SPEAKER_07 3:42

I gotta drive to Cleveland after this. Okay, so uh welcome. First of all, to Hee Hee, the podcast. I think we did that already. Hee hee he.

SPEAKER_06 3:53

Um we always had threes in there.

SPEAKER_07 3:56

Here is the uh my my doorbell board, and uh we're gonna kick it off. Okay? If Steve laughs, he's gonna drink. And then if he doesn't, I'm gonna drink, and so on and so forth.

SPEAKER_06 4:07

Can I s for people listening? I raised my hand for a question and Peter hype vibe. Uh what if I smile?

SPEAKER_07 4:18

That's fine.

SPEAKER_06 4:19

Thank you.

SPEAKER_07 4:20

That's always been fine.

SPEAKER_06 4:21

Thank you. Yeah. I appreciate that. Because you're well aware. Okay, great.

SPEAKER_07 4:25

Okay, so let's kick it off. This could go terrible. Because this is you know the game already. So it's possible you might not laugh at all. And I end up taking 10 shots. So there's a win no matter what. Like for the viewer, someone's getting hurt.

SPEAKER_10 4:37

Yes, someone is getting hurt.

SPEAKER_07 4:40

Okay. So let's start with the banana.

SPEAKER_06 4:46

That's closer to you, and you might get anything.

SPEAKER_07 4:48

Why don't you go ahead and press it?

SPEAKER_06 5:00

You're trying to get me by staring at me.

SPEAKER_07 5:02

I have to watch your response. I smiled. I'll take that one. We're off to a bad start.

SPEAKER_06 5:09

That's what happened last time. Last time it was a bad start.

SPEAKER_07 5:13

You gotta keep an eye on Taylor for me. Okay. I gotta- I can only keep my eyes on one person.

unknown 5:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 5:18

What's a smile? Because if he smir if he smirks, if you see a reasonable. Give us you fighting a smile. That's yeah, that would be. I mean, that's a queer violation.

SPEAKER_04 5:30

Yes. What if I go?

SPEAKER_07 5:34

No. No. No, no. Okay. Well, you'll you can trust us to be fair about that.

SPEAKER_04 5:39

You know 11 shots later.

SPEAKER_07 5:45

Okay, um I'm gonna press the pear now. Okay. Is that right? Hold on. We'll see. We'll see if this works. Actually, I won't do the pear yet. Um, I'm gonna go orange.

unknown 6:02

Open the door!

SPEAKER_06 6:05

Wait, what did that say? I know that I know that I have to drink, but what did that say?

SPEAKER_07 6:10

Well, drink first, and then you're gonna do it again.

SPEAKER_04 6:12

You son of a I don't know. Does the second one still count? It does? Yeah. Or another one? Okay.

SPEAKER_07 6:21

You heard it. No.

SPEAKER_04 6:23

I heard it, but I'm saying on the second on the replay, that still counts as a.

unknown 6:28

Open the door, nigga.

SPEAKER_07 6:36

That's both of you, not me. This guy's taking a double. I laughed before I heard the last part.

SPEAKER_04 6:42

What's a double?

SPEAKER_07 6:44

Uh just pour pour what you feel is fair.

SPEAKER_06 6:48

Yeah, that's good. I'm I'm gonna stop you.

SPEAKER_07 6:51

I think I just realized tell him to pour what's fair, probably get some more alcohol than if I pour it.

SPEAKER_04 6:56

100%. That is that is a that's a cocktail.

SPEAKER_07 7:01

That uses his own competitiveness against them. Oh let's keep in mind to uh when we edit this, that uh we we make sure to keep in mind to edit that. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:16

To edit what? What?

SPEAKER_06 7:17

No, no, no. That's it. Uh because for for to cut down the editing, that's all we're gonna say. Okay. You laughed before that word even came up. I yeah, and that makes me feel like a great person. That's true.

SPEAKER_04 7:35

Oh.

SPEAKER_10 7:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 7:39

Alright, because you can now I want something you can reach, so um why don't we go with the grape?

SPEAKER_00 7:48

Hello, ding dong! Good morning, open the door.

unknown 7:56

Damn it.

SPEAKER_07 7:58

You know, Taylor, he looks like you see him fighting. I have to go to a He looks like he's disappeared. I have to You can't go somewhere else. You have to be here.

SPEAKER_03 8:08

What do you mean I'm here? I hear I heard it. But you gotta look.

SPEAKER_07 8:11

What did it say?

SPEAKER_03 8:13

Hello, top of the morning, good morning. No, no, top of the morning.

SPEAKER_07 8:16

It did this.

unknown 8:17

Hello, Ting Tong, good morning, open the door.

SPEAKER_07 8:22

From here on, you have to you have to look at our face, okay?

SPEAKER_06 8:25

Alright, I see you looking in my eyes, but you're not looking at me.

SPEAKER_04 8:28

This is this has become an unfair game towards me. I have to look at you. I have to If even if I do look at you, I'm not here.

SPEAKER_07 8:36

Okay, if you look at us, that's all you gotta do, okay?

SPEAKER_06 8:39

Okay, but I have to feel like I'm seeing a person, not a wax figure of my friend.

SPEAKER_03 8:45

I'm not allowed to smirk. You're I'm gonna be stoic. I have to be.

SPEAKER_07 8:51

Yes. But we'd like you to look at us and just be here.

SPEAKER_04 8:54

Okay, but is is is is smiling from you is that the same thing as breaking from this?

SPEAKER_07 9:03

I think so, because when the first it's when you press it, there's a there's a kind of a window, would you agree?

SPEAKER_06 9:09

Yeah, and we know the window when we feel it. Yes, and I think hit I think laughing off of us counts.

SPEAKER_04 9:16

But right, if you're gonna make me look at you and I'm trying I am trying my best to not laugh.

SPEAKER_06 9:23

Yeah, why do you think I have to get a new liver from playing this game twice before?

SPEAKER_07 9:29

So far, I am way ahead.

SPEAKER_04 9:31

Wait, wait, wait. Alright, what do you what are you at?

SPEAKER_07 9:33

I think I've taken four.

SPEAKER_04 9:34

I've taken two. Okay, I've taken one and a double. So three.

SPEAKER_07 9:39

I am really it's gonna be trouble. Um okay.

SPEAKER_04 9:43

Uh yeah, we've done two buttons.

SPEAKER_06 9:46

Three. But I'm not listening. It's like Hello Ting Tong.

SPEAKER_00 9:52

Good morning, open the door.

SPEAKER_06 9:59

I'll take one with you.

SPEAKER_03 10:01

All right. Can we make a rule? Can we make a rule that we don't replay buttons? We're gonna have 30 buttons by the end of the game. Welcome to my world, man! We didn't replay the party, Penn. We did replay buttons. We did. Yes, we did.

SPEAKER_07 10:15

We did replay buttons the first time we played.

SPEAKER_06 10:17

How many times? I'm I'm I'm John McClain, and you're you're the party. You're the black cop that shows up in the in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_07 10:27

The rule I'll give is Steven may replay buttons as many times as he'd like. Yes. Because he has the most to lose from it. Uh and but he's also privy to the same thing.

SPEAKER_04 10:37

I feel like I gave him too much. I gave him too much.

SPEAKER_07 10:40

I'll do it. I'm gonna do it. Do it. Join me, guys. All right, Steve. After that.

SPEAKER_04 10:51

God damn it.

SPEAKER_07 10:52

That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Your mouth was full. And that was still coming. That would look like a tsunami. I shouldn't have done that. All right. I shouldn't have done that. I want you to press the peach.

SPEAKER_06 11:24

Wait, what did that kid say?

SPEAKER_03 11:26

The n-word happened.

SPEAKER_09 11:31

Is it making it impossible to edit?

SPEAKER_04 11:34

No, you're fine. It didn't say that.

SPEAKER_07 11:37

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_04 11:37

But I also didn't say I didn't say it.

SPEAKER_07 11:40

Right, I know. Yeah. That's not like how you act like that. Okay. Uh I'm so glad that that got you.

SPEAKER_06 11:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 11:53

Because that was just a kid laughing.

SPEAKER_06 11:55

Yep. And that really look, the more the more we do this, the more I show that I'm a s just a good man. I'm just a good man. Yeah. Your kid's laughter brings me joy. Uh-huh. And what makes us laugh? Why don't you hit the orange?

SPEAKER_07 12:16

On the camera, the orange is gonna have a blur on it. Why is that one pixelated? Um, okay, uh, and now why don't we press the pineapple?

SPEAKER_00 12:35

Yeah, you could.

SPEAKER_07 12:42

Damn it. Is that you? That's just me speaking Chinese. What did you say? What did you say? You said hello. I said hello. Can you help me open the door, please? I thought you would be racist enough to just laugh. But here's here's the price.

SPEAKER_06 12:57

I gotta tell you, this game's great for my PR. You're gonna send me a check after this. I'm gonna ask to put this put this as ads for my shows.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

I only laugh at children laughing.

SPEAKER_07 13:14

And I laugh before. Innocent Joe. Anyways. Oh, yeah, you did laugh at one thing. All right, press the cherry for me.

unknown 13:21

Okay. Open the door! Okay.

SPEAKER_07 13:34

We finally got Steven back. We're locking in. Because right now, Steven's the actually on the least shot count, shockingly enough. Which is not what I expected.

SPEAKER_04 13:45

Lock the fuck in.

SPEAKER_07 13:47

Alright. Um I'll press this one. It might not work as it's these two get funky. We'll see if that's weirding wise. Yeah, because yeah, it's hard to explain. You guys who are not as smarter than I am.

SPEAKER_00 14:04

Knock knock. Who's there?

SPEAKER_07 14:09

Me. Me who? Me waiting at the door. I'll give that that's a smile, okay? You got very close to a laugh. I'll give a smile.

SPEAKER_06 14:24

That's a smile. Wait.

SPEAKER_07 14:26

Oh, it's a triple. That's our first triple.

SPEAKER_06 14:28

I'm good. I've got.

SPEAKER_07 14:30

I know, I know. I just want to join.

SPEAKER_06 14:31

Alright. Oh. As soon as it was knock-knock, I was like, this is a whole knock-knock joke. This is a long one. This is a whole knock-knock joke.

SPEAKER_07 14:42

You guys know me too well. We're gonna drink this, and I want you to walk me through your thought process of that one. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:54

I've taken a seven in uh is this ten minutes? What am I what am I doing?

SPEAKER_04 15:01

This is, yeah. Okay. Everybody, this is a YouTube app for sure. You wanna this is a YouTube app. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 15:08

So uh how did you know that that was gonna be a long one?

SPEAKER_04 15:13

Well, anytime uh uh there's one thing and then a pause, I'm suspicious.

SPEAKER_06 15:20

To be honest, I thought that there were gonna be I thought a couple of those were gonna be like that, and they weren't. Which only built up the anticipation for one that like that was like that. Yeah. And when you said who's there, I was like, okay, it's an entire joke, and it will either get darker and darker with each line, or it will get dumber and dumber with each line, and dumber and dumber with each line is a guaranteed get me to laugh. And once I saw it was gonna be that, I was like, well, I'm screwed.

SPEAKER_07 15:50

I'll play that one one more time.

unknown 15:52

Knock knock.

SPEAKER_06 15:54

Yeah, right here. That pause.

unknown 15:57

Me.

SPEAKER_07 15:58

And then you knew you were in for it.

SPEAKER_06 16:00

Once I heard me who.

unknown 16:01

Me waiting at the door.

SPEAKER_06 16:02

Yeah, and then that's what it got me.

SPEAKER_07 16:05

I threw in my laugh at the end. Um I hope this works.

SPEAKER_04 16:26

Damn it. Shit. I smiled.

SPEAKER_07 16:30

You did all right, jump in.

SPEAKER_04 16:32

I smiled, and neither of you were looking, and I'm not trying to get roasted in the comments. Because I know people who will be like, that's bullshit.

SPEAKER_07 16:42

The ones that get Taylor are not the ones I expect to get Taylor.

SPEAKER_06 16:46

I yeah, I don't I've he's an Enigma. I don't I still haven't made him laugh. I wish that counted. Drink up, idiots. Enigma's the one that came up with orange. All right, so what ones haven't we done? Uh we have, I think, two more. And I think you should play the uh mystery one for extra credit.

SPEAKER_07 17:16

The mystery one. What are you talking about? Oh, the I think we'll save that for a future one. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:26

I don't know the mystery.

SPEAKER_06 17:28

The mystery one, can I say? You might as well, yeah. My my dad today asked for help on how to send a voice memo to Peter, and I knew exactly what it was for.

SPEAKER_07 17:42

Oh, and you put it that way, then it's then that makes a lot more sense why why he uh he asked. I thought he was like, hey, so he asked me to do this shit for this doorbell.

SPEAKER_06 17:52

He goes, Hey, Peter hit me up, and I go, stop right there. I go, I know what this is for. You knew from there? Yes. Uh well, because I knew what today was. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 18:02

And I I hit him up a month ago.

SPEAKER_06 18:06

Well, it's my my dad's 71. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 18:09

That's I'm just saying, you because you said that sentence because you thought I hit him up today.

SPEAKER_06 18:13

I did. So I just want to clarify that. Uh but uh I love my dad very much. He is 100% watching this, uh, and that's not why I'm saying that. But uh uh I had to walk him. I he's the the guy that when I was like, don't tell me what happened in Survivor because I haven't watched it yet. And he's like, I can't believe Jam Jam's gone. Or it's not Jam Jam. Who was the guy, the Indian guy that kept pleading for his life?

SPEAKER_04 18:39

Oh god.

SPEAKER_06 18:40

His name also started with a Y, right? Yeah. Great uh Banu. Banu. He goes, Yeah, Banu's finally gone. And I was like, okay. That's that was exactly won't spoil anything.

SPEAKER_07 18:54

But Banu's not on the show anymore.

SPEAKER_04 18:56

Because he got voted out today in the episode you haven't watched yet. I do, I do love the idea of of cameos. I love the idea of cameos.

SPEAKER_07 19:06

Of your fat-like, oh yeah. In general. Yeah. In general.

SPEAKER_06 19:10

Each button I've hit because I know he was hit up, I'm waiting for a cameo. Uh, anyways, that's I think I expressed. Uh I feel the shots uh affecting my speech.

SPEAKER_07 19:23

It actually helps maybe for us to take some time to talk, so because then the alcohol can did you already pull it?

SPEAKER_04 19:28

Can kind of get in.

SPEAKER_07 19:29

Yeah, can get in.

SPEAKER_06 19:30

It all uh is kicking in at once for me right now. Wait, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:34

Okay, I have something. Uh can I ask a question for you guys? So uh currently I'm I'm dog sitting, uh-huh. Right? For for Jess. No, you're on this episode. No, I'm doing I'm doing it right now. I'm just very I'm doing it poorly.

SPEAKER_06 19:51

You're gonna walk just like her dog after this episode. I'm so sorry. I'm really sorry. Please tell her. I still appreciate that. Okay, because I felt bad saying it, but I had to say it.

SPEAKER_07 20:08

Well, the listeners her dog is handicapped.

SPEAKER_03 20:11

Her dog's back legs don't work.

SPEAKER_07 20:16

So all the goodwill I built for you with those buttons.

SPEAKER_03 20:20

I think I earned it. I've had 11 shots.

SPEAKER_04 20:24

Um she every time I I dog sit or anybody dog sit, she has a a like a big uh list of instructions of like, all right, so you want to feed her three times a day, and you know, don't if you let her up on the couch, she'll never want to get off. And I was reading the instructions and I was like, this is a this is pretty similar to a list of instructions if someone were to take care of me for a weekend.

SPEAKER_03 20:51

Like, we're requiring a lot of the same things. Like what?

SPEAKER_07 20:54

Like a bit. It's a hundred percent of it. I'm like, you know, like you need Lavaine's cookies.

SPEAKER_04 20:59

Yeah, like I'm like, you know, uh, you it's totally okay to give him treats, but not not too don't give too many treats. Like, if he if she gets up on the couch, she's not gonna want to get off the couch forever. Like, there I was reading a lot of these things, I'm like, I totally get it. So I'm wondering, like, what would be if somebody were making a list for you guys, what would be some of the things of like, all right, make sure.

SPEAKER_06 21:25

Wow. I gotta tell you, this is the bit that you should try to get ready for your special. You think a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_07 21:33

Well, well, I special's in two months. Is it a month?

SPEAKER_04 21:36

Uh it's in a yeah, it's a month.

SPEAKER_06 21:38

It's a month and a half.

SPEAKER_04 21:39

Well, I almost uh I I I had a as I told you.

SPEAKER_06 21:44

I had a really rough friend situation the other day.

SPEAKER_04 21:47

No, well, uh it's I told you about it. Where I had a I was like, oh, I have a bit, and you were like, that's on a soda special.

SPEAKER_06 21:54

It really sucked.

SPEAKER_04 21:55

I had a bit that I I thought of on my tequila hit them. How could you tell?

SPEAKER_06 22:02

He moved the mic and and leaned in deep.

SPEAKER_04 22:06

I'm leaning I'm I'm leaning into the camera, but also still cognizant of where the mic is.

SPEAKER_07 22:11

Because I I couldn't articulate it, but I abstractly saw something.

SPEAKER_06 22:16

But there's something in that movement. Play it back.

SPEAKER_07 22:19

But there's something about this.

SPEAKER_04 22:21

Yes. It was leaning into camera but moving the microphone. Yeah. No, I was like, oh, I th I thought of a bit and I thought I came up with it. Truly thought if I came up with it organically, and I did the bit, and then I told it to Steve, and you were like, that's on a screen.

SPEAKER_07 22:34

We didn't talk about the bit because we we talk about this on the pod. On a previous pod.

SPEAKER_04 22:38

We did. We talked about so I was on the pod a couple episodes ago. I was talking about how I'm not good at dirty talk and I get insecure and I have a judgmental voice. All very real things, and I was writing about it and I did a bit on stage where I do pretty not word for word, but it's essentially the same lane of Dan Soder bit.

SPEAKER_07 23:01

Let's hear your version.

SPEAKER_04 23:02

My version was like, I can't do dirty talk without a judgmental voice taking over my brain. Like I'll say, like, oh, do you like that? And my bra all I hear is oh, do you like that? Do you like that? That's essentially Soder's is that. Soder's is uh that feels so good. Oh, does that feel so good? But on the podcast, you said, Oh, that's like that Dan Soder bit, and you did his bit. And I 100% did not think of that moment when I was writing about it. And it really like threw me for a loop because you told me you were like, Oh, that's a soda bit, and I was like, damn it, I I fuck. All right, I'll drop the bit. And then the next day I'm editing the episode, and I come across that moment, and I'm like, holy shit. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 23:53

It it happens more than you'd think. The we did Raleigh together. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 24:01

And uh I have You get a bit where you go, well, there's black people.

SPEAKER_06 24:06

So and here, I'll just hit the orange button. Uh so um I'm not editing this episode. I'm just calling that right now. Let me edit it. It's you you edit me laughing and only me. Uh so uh we were in Raleigh, and in Raleigh, the room, the only place to put the camera when it uh sells out, and I sold out all the shows, uh, is uh in the sound booth. And I had a joke at the time of uh I'm growing up uh and I'm learning uh as I grow up, like the other day I I tried to sponge wash my cheese grater, and now I need a new sponge. Yeah. Okay. And we would and people are laughing. And uh uh the guy in the sound booth goes, Oh, that's a Mitch Headbird joke. He's talking to whoever's in the the sound booth.

SPEAKER_04 25:12

But your camera's picking it up.

SPEAKER_06 25:13

My camera's picking it up.

SPEAKER_07 25:14

Oh, I didn't hear about this.

SPEAKER_06 25:16

Yeah, well, I wasn't gonna tell anybody.

SPEAKER_07 25:18

Uh but a couple of tequila's in.

SPEAKER_06 25:21

Yeah, yeah. And I got some more things to say. Moonlanding, right? Uh so uh I'm like, what? I I don't know. I like Mitch Hedberg. I wouldn't say he's my favorite comedian, but I know his stuff. I'm like, I don't know a Mitch Hudberg joke like that. So I just googled Mitch Hedberg uh cheese grater, and he did it on Letterman. It's not the same joke, but it's so close that you're like that that conversation. How did his go? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 25:50

His is like And can you do it in the cadence?

SPEAKER_06 25:56

Uh I'll try, but I'm not gonna nail it. Um I can do only do the punchline, and I only remember the punchline. Uh, but the punchline is they shouldn't call it a cheese grater, they should call it a sponge ruiner. That's actually a pretty good impression. That's not bad. Yeah, yeah, I can only do the cadence uh and heroin. If I had heroin in my system, I would do a better job. Alright, that's insensitive.

SPEAKER_04 26:25

Get that guy from the case. I've had tequila.

SPEAKER_06 26:28

Uh so it happens, uh I I do think uh I have alcohol in my system, uh, that uh anytime that happens, there's two positives to take away f from that problem. Yeah. One is you're thinking like a a good comedian because a good comedian already told that joke, right? And then the the second thing is anytime there's a problem in your act, you having that new joke and it being taken as a problem, you have to write around that problem. Yeah. And it makes you a better writer. So I I I do think that's all I do think there's many positives that come with this problem. It's someone else talk.

SPEAKER_04 27:11

It's well I appreciate that. Yeah. And it it is interesting because it's uh I've I had another I had a different joke that would have been in a special, but I saw another comic or two do the do the joke. Yeah, yeah. And so I dropped it.

SPEAKER_07 27:31

Which joke is this one?

SPEAKER_04 27:32

It's it's a it's a joke about uh it's a joke about a condom. And I and I dropped it because I'm like, alright, I saw two other d people do this joke. And and I can say for sure that I had this joke first. Sure. And I dropped it, and I'm not gonna do it because, alright, this person did it on their special, but also I'm like, I don't wanna do a joke that two other comics, whether they saw me do it or not. One of them I know for sure saw me do it.

SPEAKER_07 28:10

So this is I you see what he's implying?

SPEAKER_04 28:13

I'm maybe a bunch of people got cork poured out of read red uh. They could have had the same situation that I had with Dan Soda, where they saw the bit and then later wrote the bit and didn't realize. Yeah, yeah but regardless, I'm like, I don't want to put something on a special that every time I see me do that joke, I think of the other person. 100%. So uh in the case of the Dan Soder joke, it's like yes, I heard you tell me that bit, and then later I came up with it, but it's still a true experience for me. So it's like 100%. It's still it still is across the board. Obviously, I'm not gonna do it. No, but uh it it it blew me away because and I was telling you this that when I wrote if you asked me, like, have you ever heard him do this bit, I would have told you no. And you hadn't 100%. And when I came across you saying it, I had completely forgotten it. Completely. Yep.

SPEAKER_06 29:17

This was really smart to get us on this tangent because the tequila is fully in my body.

SPEAKER_04 29:22

It's a hundred percent in my body. I'm Really? I'm pretty good. I've I have not I haven't drank in a little bit. I have to run nine miles tomorrow. I don't think this game. Let's continue. Let's do it. You ready? Fuck it. If we're drinking, I think this is good. Let's fucking drink. I think this is good.

SPEAKER_07 29:49

I think the way we do it, I think we press a button. I mean the future. How many brains do we have left?

SPEAKER_06 29:54

Eight. We're pushing a boulder up a hill. Kind of like what you're dressed like. We're we're pushing. Uh that's great.

SPEAKER_07 30:04

I was already insecure about this.

SPEAKER_06 30:09

All right, go ahead.

SPEAKER_07 30:11

Okay. Um this we'll have to see if it works. If not, then we'll do a different way.

unknown 30:18

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Damn it. Knock knock.

SPEAKER_07 30:23

We'll wait till this is finished.

SPEAKER_04 30:25

Who's there?

unknown 30:27

Me.

SPEAKER_04 30:28

Is it not?

SPEAKER_07 30:31

So the way that works.

SPEAKER_06 30:37

Oh shit, does that count?

SPEAKER_04 30:39

Let's say no.

SPEAKER_07 30:41

Let's say yes. You got nothing in yours. Hey. Come on, you stop it there. All right. So basically.

SPEAKER_06 30:52

Oh, I smelled it.

SPEAKER_07 30:55

What happens is there's each of these files is labeled 001.mp3, 002.mp3, 000. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These two is 009 and 0010. Um, but if the wiring is not perfect, or if the contact of these cables is a little off for some reason connected to the circuitry, it gets it just doesn't get number 10. It just does nine twice. So that's kind of what's happening. It might change as as as like I wiggle, I wiggle that.

SPEAKER_04 31:31

That's unfortunate, but let's just take a brief moment to acknowledge that this is incredible, the fact that you you did this. He's drunk.

SPEAKER_07 31:41

He's you're so tipsy.

SPEAKER_04 31:43

I'm not no, I'm I'm definitely tipsy. I'm not drunk. But thank you. I hope I'll take the compliment. I'm yeah, I was it because I was about to be like, I was about to do a bit where I shit on you, and then the other part of my brain was like, you couldn't get anywhere close to this. What are you saying? I'm well, right now I'm thinking neither one of you are actually listening to me. I'm listening. Because all you're thinking is, oh, he's drunk as shit.

SPEAKER_07 32:11

I'm listening. But your your com your kind of temperament right now is and you couldn't get close to this.

SPEAKER_04 32:19

What I'm saying is forgive yourself. Yes if the thing doesn't work. Forgive yourself if the thing doesn't work because the fact that you press a doorbell and anything comes out other than a doorbell is insane to me. I couldn't, if you, if you if I was trapped on an island for a hundred years, I cosigned that. I wouldn't figure this out.

SPEAKER_06 32:40

I also think uh you should uh hear this that pretty much everyone in my life that knows about the this friendship uh is like when are we getting more doorbell stuff? Yeah truly, and you know this.

SPEAKER_07 32:59

Well, once they heard the orange one, they probably were like, when are we getting more?

SPEAKER_06 33:02

This is like I want to play off air, but I do want to play.

SPEAKER_04 33:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 33:07

I think I think like my cousin Ron, shout out to Ron, and now I'll know if you listen. Shout out to Ron. Uh you have a brother named Wright. Uh you finally get to make the joke, everyone makes it you. Yeah. What's the other way around? Yeah. Uh the uh Ron's always like, when are we getting more doorbell? Carrie, who is a big fan, uh, Carrie's like, I love the doorbell. When are we getting more doorbell? People love doorbell. They got they got a fever. And the description is more doorbell.

SPEAKER_07 33:44

Well, unless these two fix themselves, this will probably be the last one. Okay, you ready?

SPEAKER_06 33:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 34:03

You left. You 100% left. That was a jump. It was a jump. Yes. You a hundred percent left, Taylor. I'm sorry. We'll play it again.

SPEAKER_04 34:15

Well, I'm gonna wait until you play it again. No, you have to drink two.

SPEAKER_07 34:18

You drink first. That's the part of the thing. Oh boy.

SPEAKER_04 34:21

We're gonna do two and then we're gonna hit the button again.

SPEAKER_07 34:24

Yeah, but you know what's coming, so you're not gonna laugh on the stuff.

SPEAKER_04 34:26

I don't know what's coming. I didn't even hear it the first time.

SPEAKER_06 34:29

I'll be honest, we should record another one right after this.

SPEAKER_07 34:32

Oh, we're doing I think we're we've got so much. That's the whole thing. That's why I did it up front. So the second one. Do I have one particularly? Yeah, okay. There's some. Do you have you don't have any, right? Oh, you do.

SPEAKER_04 34:45

No, I don't.

SPEAKER_07 34:46

Oh, you don't. Tardis. Why did I say that? Oh, you weren't gonna film me. Oaks. All right, guys. Bottoms up.

SPEAKER_04 34:54

Drink along if you you know. Yeah. We'll put we'll put in the episode.

SPEAKER_06 34:58

We're hoping you listen to this on your commute to work. Here we go.

SPEAKER_07 35:10

Jesus. Oh, jeez, that really hit me.

SPEAKER_04 35:13

That one was tough. There was extra stuff in that one. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 35:20

Uh okay, so we're gonna play the uh strawberry one again, and the rules apply, okay?

SPEAKER_10 35:49

Don't worry.

SPEAKER_06 36:06

Can I just say what I heard the first time? Almost meant the first time. I don't even know what they said.

SPEAKER_07 36:11

You don't? Oh, we'll have to play it a third time because you fucking you try to go to a different place.

SPEAKER_04 36:16

No, I was I was listening. I was trying the thing, the thing wasn't making me laugh. It was looking at the two of you that was making me laugh.

SPEAKER_06 36:23

I had to the third time I'm no the second time. Oh man. Okay, don't complete what you're saying. The second time. So the first time, oh my god. The first time, I just heard the slurping. And that got me. And then I heard fart. And that, you know, I'm a child, so I laughed at fart. And then this time I heard what's going on.

SPEAKER_09 36:52

And that that definitely got me. What's going on? What's going on?

SPEAKER_10 37:16

Definitely clipping.

SPEAKER_06 37:18

I can tell you, we won't get uh copyright on that because it won't be legible. Audible. What actually what's that from?

SPEAKER_07 37:28

Bruno Mars.

SPEAKER_06 37:29

No.

SPEAKER_07 37:31

Wait, is that?

SPEAKER_06 37:32

You're doing you're doing it.

SPEAKER_07 37:33

I'm not, I'm not doing it. Alright, let's drink this first. Drink this first. Drink this first. Four non blondes. Uh four non blondes. 25 years. So, uh, let me tell you something more.

SPEAKER_06 37:52

Uh trying to push Peter's close up that hill.

SPEAKER_07 37:56

Whoa, wait. So Four Non Blondes is the band.

SPEAKER_06 37:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 37:59

What's the song name?

SPEAKER_06 38:00

Yeah? What's going on?

SPEAKER_07 38:02

Oh, what's going on?

SPEAKER_01 38:03

What's going on? And I say, hey. There's a Bruno Mars song. It's like that, right?

SPEAKER_06 38:11

No. No.

SPEAKER_01 38:12

Hold on.

unknown 38:14

No.

SPEAKER_06 38:16

Do the song that you're thinking. Do you just do it? Three, two, one, Bruno Mars.

unknown 38:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 38:27

Yeah. What's going on? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_07 38:35

The yeah, yeah, what is Bruno Mars? You're looking it up?

SPEAKER_04 38:38

I'm gonna, I'm just Bruno Mars.

SPEAKER_01 38:42

And I say, hey! Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 38:47

There's no way to look this up. Yeah, there's no here here's how you do it. You can I tell you something, Laura?

SPEAKER_04 38:56

Oh, Chachi BC. We should start a song that sounds like this. Wait. Is there a song that Bruno Mars sings that's similar to What's Going On by Four Non Blondes?

SPEAKER_07 39:16

You know what? I actually didn't realize he didn't know the name of the band.

SPEAKER_04 39:19

Yeah, he looked right at me. I was like, and come on.

SPEAKER_07 39:23

You two, I thought you were the same type of white.

SPEAKER_06 39:26

I gotta tell you so, even though I haven't said anything problematic in this episode, if someone's like, I'm gonna release this everywhere, uh, unless you pay me a good amount of money, I think I'd pay them.

SPEAKER_04 39:38

Well, we're gonna put it out. Um, all right, so Bruno Songs Bruno Songs is keep going, Bruno Songs. It's it's not really a direct the the songs that it gave me from Bruno Mars are Happy When I Was Your Man, It Will Rain, Young Girls Go into the Moon.

SPEAKER_07 40:02

Yes, I love young girls.

SPEAKER_04 40:04

You love when I mean my father both love young girls. I don't uh yeah. Uh ChatGBT, which accesses all of the internet, has not come up with a similar I promise you there is a song that's very similar. Send it, we'll post it in the No, we won't. We won't, but we'll post it in the show notes. We'll probably bring it up. We'll bring it up the episode after this. In uh in July 2026.

SPEAKER_08 40:33

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 40:36

I swear Well, two uh two episodes are coming out Wednesday.

SPEAKER_07 40:39

We'll catch up. Um what was I saying? Okay, so the lore behind this one that we just played. Uh obviously it's porn. Yes. Right? So uh what? So this uh porn star, her name is Jinx Maze. And uh I remember seeing a video years ago. Googling. It's uh Jinx J Y N X. J Y Nx.

SPEAKER_06 41:04

Wow, porn star they suppose their name weird. Jinx and Maze.

SPEAKER_07 41:09

Yeah, Maze is spelled regular.

SPEAKER_06 41:12

Okay. It's interesting because her privates go like this.

SPEAKER_07 41:19

Wait till you see the guy. So what are you doing? That was a pretty clean that was a pretty clean porn joke. Yeah, that's true. I mean, if in the world of porn jokes, that's fine. Yeah. So, so you better you better put that away.

unknown 41:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 41:40

So I remember seeing um a video of her years ago. Never mind.

SPEAKER_06 41:46

Whatever you whatever he's about to say is worse than what you were about to do. How do you know that? I'll put money down. And even, yeah, your face just changed because you're like, I have to change what I'm gonna say. Yeah, I think there's no way to even change it. Let's hear it. Let's hear it.

SPEAKER_07 42:02

I'm gonna say this, and you tell me a clean way to say it, okay?

SPEAKER_06 42:05

Which I do think going forward should be a segment that I do.

SPEAKER_07 42:10

Okay, I like that. So let me tell you this. And I'm not even gonna over-dirty it. I'm gonna really just say what it was.

SPEAKER_04 42:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 42:17

Obviously, having sex, okay? She's laying on her back, and the camera go, the cameraman goes, let's see you spread your asshole so we can see what's inside it. So she does that. Yeah, you didn't overcomplicate that at all. Yeah, so I want to look inside. And so she starts opening it, and they go, and literally, it goes, stop. Right? And no one comments on it at all. Not no one says a thing. And he goes, Yeah, that's great. And then I look in the comments, and then someone timestamps that uh part and goes, What the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 42:59

Okay, I'm gonna try. Clean that up, Steve. I'm gonna try. I will try to clean that up. Ready? Yeah. Yeah, you know, look. I'm gonna be honest with everybody here. Sometimes I'll watch one of those videos. We all know what I'm talking about, and I'll watch them. Okay? I'm sorry, but I do. Uh, I was watching one where there was a lady, and it's always ladies. She was laying on her back, okay? And you know how like when the the guy behind the camera wants to talk, and you're like, please stop, but he does. He was like, hey, what if you opened uh the area that we never want opened?

SPEAKER_07 43:53

Yeah, Brian Regan's really thrilled right now.

SPEAKER_06 43:57

I think Brian would be proud of this association. Assignment, but not proud of what I'm saying. You'd be proud that I'm doing the clean world justice. I'm doing the clean world justice right now. Maybe I'm not. Alright. This episode could never end. He's going. He goes, You said what? Or I went on stage? I'm never gonna say this on stage. I thought I was doing a great job until you said that. But the part where you killed up the part that no one ever goes to.

SPEAKER_07 44:30

I thought it was great.

SPEAKER_06 44:31

Go ahead. Go ahead. Open that part that no one wants you to do. I'm in medical school medical school. And she opened it, and let's just say it started talking.

SPEAKER_03 44:49

What did it say?

SPEAKER_06 44:51

It had a lot to say. And everybody wanted to ignore it. Everybody. And then I looked in the comments, right? Because I like to read. And in the comments was someone going, with a timestamp. And when you see a timestamp, you're like, I know exactly what this part is. You see the timestamp, you're like, that's exactly what I wanted to timestamp. And I and it that that's it. Okay. I mean, that's pretty decent for someone that's had 18 shots of tequila.

SPEAKER_07 45:31

I'll say that is pretty decent. Uh, it is still unusable in any clean show. Yes. I cleaned it up, but perhaps that's the case. What the hell?

SPEAKER_06 45:40

What am I? Having a bar mitzvah? What are we doing? I don't know. Taylor, what are you doing? You you you released this beast. I definitely didn't. You know what I found out? What are we about to do? Can I tell you this? Yeah, go ahead. Oh man. Uh I found out my grandfather. This will tie into your hearing aids. Okay. And the only reason I'm bringing up your hearing aids is because I edited the episode where we say you have AIDS. Yes. Uh hearing kind. Yes. Uh my grandfather got hearing aids uh when he was in his 90s, and he cut the cords so that because he didn't want them. Are you serious? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:22

Oh, so you didn't want so you didn't well you didn't know.

SPEAKER_06 46:24

I didn't want hearing aids. A lot of people don't want hearing aids.

SPEAKER_07 46:27

Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 46:28

Because of the vanity aspect of them. My grandfather was 90 something, and he's like, what's the point of hearing at this point? And uh I gotta hear my wife talk.

SPEAKER_07 46:40

Well, you she gotta say, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I sure want to turn that up.

SPEAKER_06 46:47

That's he loved his wife very much.

SPEAKER_07 46:49

Yes, yeah, that was just me doing. I don't know your grandfather. I've he's a he sounds like a great guy. But yeah, that was me doing a lot of things.

SPEAKER_06 46:55

But he didn't want hearing aids. He didn't want hearing aids. A lot of people don't. A lot of people don't want them. Why because I think uh it it shows aging.

SPEAKER_03 47:07

You're 91.

SPEAKER_06 47:09

I wear hearing aids and it does show aging as well. I'm aging. I thought your face showed more aging than your ears. Um look, I don't care. I I don't I I as uh I wear hearing aids. Um I've never I think we have to record another episode after this. Why? Because it's gonna be funny.

SPEAKER_07 47:31

There's a little bonus. How about that? Okay. I think a full episode is uh is is a lot, but a little bonus, like you know, segment. Sure. Yeah. I don't I don't uh what have I done? I don't uh I don't care about people seeing it. In fact, I like the attention I like I like people pointing it out. I like the attention. The attention. I do, yeah. You know, like when I got uh my sur uh surgery, um oh on your foot. Uh no, I had uh bowel cancer. I had to remove it. What? No, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Uh yeah, I had surgery. I had surgery at my.

SPEAKER_06 48:11

I'm sorry. I will I will allow a lot of things on this episode. I on this show. I'm drunk. Uh you cannot do that. I know. You cannot do that. I know. As someone that loves you very much, if you do that again, I'll be very upset with you. No, no, no. You cannot do that to me. I had to do it. So you I ooh, you do not do that.

SPEAKER_07 48:36

He's like, what? I had uh I have cancer.

SPEAKER_06 48:42

This is the toughest thing. If anyone if anyone might have it, I think it would be him. No, come on. Take your hat off.

SPEAKER_07 48:55

This side's been there for 15 years. He's been fighting this whole time.

SPEAKER_06 49:04

Everyone watching this is sober. Everyone watching this is sober.

SPEAKER_07 49:08

They think he's running the marathon.

SPEAKER_06 49:10

So uh uh Is this episode 10? We don't know. We don't know. Alright, sorry, go ahead.

SPEAKER_07 49:20

Um, so I had a foot uh tumor. Why were we talking about this? Why did we bring it to surgery?

SPEAKER_06 49:27

You said uh it's something about vanity.

SPEAKER_07 49:31

Yes. So I had to wear a boot.

SPEAKER_06 49:34

Uh I did a show with you when you had that.

SPEAKER_07 49:36

Yes, I had a boot. Uh and uh I I like I kind of like people going, oh yeah, what happened? Yeah people are holding the door open for me. And I like also going, it's really it's not a it's come on, it's really not a you don't have to treat me any different or anything.

SPEAKER_04 49:52

But in my head, I'm like do you like the feeling of like people feeling sympathy for you and your response is like I don't want any of that? Yes, you like that. Both of that is great.

SPEAKER_07 50:05

It's like this blue collar, like, I fucking need this. You know?

SPEAKER_04 50:09

Yeah. Who gives a shit?

SPEAKER_07 50:10

Yeah, it's not a big deal.

SPEAKER_04 50:12

There's terrible shit going on. Who yeah, so my fucking foot doesn't work? Who gives a shit? Yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_06 50:17

I did a show with him pretty much right after his foot foot surgery. It was Canal, uh, Aurora, uh Peter, and myself. And uh we did a country club. Uh, first of all, was that on the way there or the way back with the storm?

SPEAKER_07 50:38

The way there.

SPEAKER_06 50:41

Brutal thunderstorm on the way there. Brutal. Like lightning dancing around the car. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 50:48

Like probably inches of water in a lot of roads. Like just kind of going out.

SPEAKER_06 50:53

I was a like, look, I understand that I am an anxious person. I was afraid for our lives. Yeah. And I kept doing bits.

SPEAKER_07 51:02

He kept doing bits. Uh like we'd go and we'd see like Water Street. And I go, we're really on Water Street now. And no one was laughing. No one was laughing.

SPEAKER_06 51:14

I thought we were gonna die. Okay. And uh we get to the gig and he limps, he limps his way up there. And they look, I think Peter's, I think both of you are one of the funniest comedians, or both I wouldn't part. Shut up. Two of the funniest comedians I know. Uh I would buy stock in your careers. I think you're great comedians. Oh, that stock's gonna tank. And he did not have a good set. Am I wrong?

SPEAKER_03 51:54

Absolutely not. Amazing.

SPEAKER_07 51:56

I had a really bad set.

SPEAKER_06 51:58

You know how much I love both of you. Where was this? Can we can we do this real quick? You know how much I love both of you. No, of course. We can still acknowledge. No, no, I know, but we need to put that that's important for this. Yes, I I he limps up there and makes fun of how he limps up there. They give him nothing for it. They and that is when I knew he was in trouble. Because I was like, he made me laugh with his bit about limping up there. I don't remember what the bit was. And they don't give him a thing.

SPEAKER_07 52:34

I was like, look what COVID did.

SPEAKER_06 52:40

I mean, that's funny now. And uh and it was just white people, rich, don't get it. Where was this again? I wanna it's in the tri-state area. I think Connecticut or New York. Yeah, yeah. I don't know, Pennsylvania maybe.

SPEAKER_07 52:57

I mean, it's it's sure it's that it's the demographic, but it's also like I mean, sometimes those rooms are so set up for you to fail. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you could hear I remember like we were you could hear people like carrying the trays of food, and it's like cling cling cling cling cling.

SPEAKER_06 53:15

You could hear people make a thought.

SPEAKER_07 53:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:17

And the lights are like like it was just so rough.

SPEAKER_07 53:21

It was just meant to be rough. Yeah. And you just you sign up, you're like, all right, whatever I'm getting paid.

SPEAKER_04 53:26

It's crazy how how fickle comedy is sometimes, where it's like it doesn't really take a lot for it to not be set up well.

SPEAKER_07 53:36

I mean I people say that comedy is it takes the least amount of things to set up, but it takes the most amount of um factors to be perfect for it to work. You need the low ceilings, you need the no sound, no light. I can't right?

SPEAKER_06 53:52

I can't believe you're facing the I would recommend this episode for comedians. I can't believe that I I'm I'll I'm gonna say comedians that are starting out should listen to this episode where we're all drunk.

SPEAKER_07 54:05

You see what I put together, you see what I do for everybody? You know, I make magic happen.

SPEAKER_06 54:10

But yeah, uh I mean I remember him limping to the car and Canal, Canal Aurora, if you don't if people listening, you should go check him out. He's very so funny. Indian and uh other things about him, uh very funny, good comedian. Uh he he was making fun of you as you limped to the car. And I was like, oh, this is amazing. And and he drove through that horrible storm, hosted the show, you limped up there, and then I went up there, and I remember that it was one of those shows where you could see them perfectly. It was that was the kind of lighting. Yeah, and the green room was like a ballroom or something. The whole it was just rough, but uh that's I don't remember why we started this.

SPEAKER_07 54:58

Call it a green room because I when I saw I wanted to puke.

SPEAKER_04 55:02

So we're talking about I think we should all take a shot after that.

SPEAKER_07 55:05

I think we should all deserve let's take a sip. You spontaneously poured and I know. Jesus Christ. Ah just who is this guy? You you unleashed him. Yes, but tell me.

SPEAKER_06 55:26

By the way, I lied, I didn't take a sip of this.

SPEAKER_07 55:29

Tell me this is the guy at first going, oh well, I got this is too much and whatever, and then at the end of the fucking episode is pouring us.

SPEAKER_06 55:37

You're having a hard time understanding how more tequila unleashed a different person.

SPEAKER_08 55:42

I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_06 55:43

You just say what I'm saying. Here's what I'm saying. When we hit the hour mark, we record another episode. This is what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 55:54

I mean, I'm here because I can't move.

SPEAKER_06 55:57

And I know you don't have anything until later tonight.

SPEAKER_07 56:00

How do you know that?

SPEAKER_06 56:01

Because I looked at your Instagram stories.

SPEAKER_07 56:04

All right. While we're here, uh allow me to. I'm gonna bring up uh that I I I think I have a tell. You do? Okay. I think I have a tell on you. Uh I have a tell on you. Oh yeah? Oh, this is great. We're great. So I'm gonna go first. I think I can tell through text when you're not thrilled about doing something. Okay. You already know what I'm about to talk about, I think. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 56:41

I do.

SPEAKER_06 56:41

I don't.

SPEAKER_07 56:42

I told him a little bit about this. So Oh, good.

SPEAKER_06 56:45

You're talking about me behind my back. That's good for a three-person pod.

SPEAKER_07 56:50

I I just to be fair, I only told him because I didn't want you to find out, and I wanted uh just uh for us to talk privately. And I think you'd ever hear about it. So, okay, so uh uh we play this game. Stop. So we play this game called Blood and the Clock Tower Tower.

SPEAKER_06 57:12

And we've played a lot online and all that stuff. Yeah, and except for yesterday when you started a game without me. Go ahead. Which we'll get into that too.

SPEAKER_07 57:21

Sure. Well uh so uh uh I play online a lot. We've played a lot together um online, but uh yes I also play in person in in um the city uh every Sunday. And yesterday uh uh I invited you probably for the second time, right? For to this place. Uh first time that I'm aware of.

SPEAKER_06 57:49

Okay, we'll get we'll get into that too. But uh I'm excited because everything you think you've got on me, I got a big one on you. I can't wait. I can't wait. I got a big one.

SPEAKER_07 58:03

Big one. So, so, so. Uh I think when you're very excited, when you're down to do something, you go, Yeah. Let's go. I'm like, you want to get some uh uh before we get into that I love you very much.

SPEAKER_06 58:20

I love you very much. I need I need that to be clear because I I have no anger towards you.

SPEAKER_07 58:24

Yeah. Despite everything we're about to talk about, I love you very much. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 58:31

Nobody said it about me, but keep going. I uh you don't matter in this.

SPEAKER_07 58:35

So if uh if I'm like, well, let's go to Applebee's for dinner, here we go. Yes. And that's how I know you're excited. You're into it. When? Let's go, right?

SPEAKER_06 58:45

When you're not when you're I'm just gonna say this. Oh, you were mad at me. I was mad at you as soon as you started a game without talking to me, considering, considering I was mad at you because I said, Hey, anybody want to play today? And you were like, I'm up for a game. And I was like, sounds good. 1045 work, and you went, Oh, I'm already in a game.

SPEAKER_07 59:11

We'll get into that. We'll we'll we'll we'll do the uh play by play on that one after I after I say this one. Shit, I should have waited.

SPEAKER_06 59:23

Because I did observe we're at an hour. We should do another episode.

SPEAKER_04 59:27

I'll say let's let's know we hit we had a minute and thirty of uh bullshit before.

SPEAKER_06 59:32

Yeah, that we'll get that done in a minute. We're 58.

SPEAKER_07 59:35

What's a minute and 30 of bullshit?

SPEAKER_06 59:37

We'll get that done in a minute 30 as you pour more tequila for everybody.

SPEAKER_04 59:42

He hit record. We're in trouble. We're in trouble.

SPEAKER_07 59:45

I've never seen this before.

SPEAKER_04 59:46

He hit record as we uh uh we had all this preamble before we started the episode. This is a problem.

SPEAKER_03 59:54

We're in trouble.

SPEAKER_04 59:55

I'm dragging you into deep water.

SPEAKER_01 59:57

Look what he did, and look at his. What an asshole.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:03

You're out. Oh my god! There's there's electricity.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:09

Go on. Can't wait to send you to Venmo for this S Pallone. Uh okay, so uh so yeah, uh okay. So here's where I know. But now that I know you're a little upset, that's a that changes things a little bit.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:20

I wasn't upset.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:22

Okay, but you felt a type of way. Sure. Okay. So when you're excited to do something, you go, all right, let's do it. And then when you have question marks about doing something, you go, Well, where is it? And what time? And then I'll go, well, it's here. And then it'll be stuff like, well, it's you know, but it's like, and then the the time it takes to respond will be a little longer, too. It'll be like, well.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:51

And you guys are talking about this behind my back. Just for context for for like three minutes very briefly.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:59

Because I was like, he's drunk. Because I go, I go, I think I know when Steve isn't into doing a particular activity.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:06

Because I want to see these texts.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:08

Because he'll go, he'll go in person. He'll go, yeah, yeah, in person. Because we were having uh lunch.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:15

Oh, cool. You guys get lunch together.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:17

Yeah, you want to get Chinese noodles? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:19

Were you at a were you in town?

SPEAKER_07 1:01:22

He was in town. Oh, was he? He was, but he does not want to eat Chinese noodles. I know this because I did your show where you we bring uh food for you to try, and when you tried Chinese noodles, you almost threw up live. Literally, eating a noodle, going, and then and then he he he does, he says this. He goes, I could see myself eating this at a food because he's such a nice guy. He's like, I could see myself enjoying this at some point.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:54

Yeah, 60 minutes gagging. We we got I love you and your culture. We got Jian uh famous foods. Have you had that? Say that again. We got Jian Famous Foods.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:07

So it's so you know how that place is spelled? X-I-A-N. X-I-A-N. You know how it sounded like the first time he said it? I thought he said John.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:16

That's what I thought. No, Xian. It's no, correct me. Is it not Xion? We have to do two episodes out of this. So Alright. This is the end of the episode currently.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:30

Is Scott cool with it? Chuck with Scott. But at the X in Chinese. You go Xian.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:36

End of the episode.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:46

Goodbye.