Ep. 012—Bah Bohney

The Boys are back with another juicy ep! They talk about the superbowl, a spicy "would you rather," and they read another sketch. 

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@taylercomedy

@peterwongcomedy

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Oh, that's it. No, I was gonna I was gonna I can keep talking, but if if I was No, I like that we're starting uh like this today. All right. Yeah, I was I went into the Buffalo Wild Wings and there were like 25 Uber Eats guys, and I didn't know it was so chaotic, I didn't know what they were doing. If they were waiting to pick up their order, I was like, do I have to go to the counter? And then off to the side they had like a uh like they do at Panera where all the to-goes are just kind of alphabetically placed on the little shelves. Yeah, and luckily I it was not that difficult. But the guy in front of me was at the counter trying to now place an order. Oh, like a fresh order. Like he's like, he's like uh 30, can I get 30 wings? And the guy was the guy behind me is like, you ordered? And he's like, No, I'm ordering now. And the look he gave him was like, okay, because right behind him you could see into the kitchen, and and there were like nine guys losing their mind, like I'm about to put the water and see the ticket machine as it like kind of keeping a waterfall of you know what it looked like? You ever seen the Titanic when the guys below deck are shoveling coal into the fire? Yes, and they're all like sweaty and just like working so hard. That's what their kitchen looked like. It was just pure chaos.

SPEAKER_06 1:20

Wow, was it just about yours was ready when you got there or whatever?

SPEAKER_02 1:24

It was ready to go. Uh they didn't put the sauce on one of the wings, it put it on the side, it was fine though. Uh oh, didn't show because uh you did a great job. We we just put it on top and then like mixed it all up. Oh it was the buffalo one, it was the buffalo one, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:41

Only could I only think that because the barbecue one was more saucy than than the the buffalo? It was very saucy. Uh and the buffalo was like disappointing. Yeah it was great, it was really great.

SPEAKER_06 1:54

So the buffalo ones were uh sauced already, like you didn't have to shake it up. No, the barbecue ones were sauced.

SPEAKER_04 2:00

The barbecue ones were already they were uh primo sauce level was no issues with them, no flaws.

SPEAKER_06 2:08

No, no flaws.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

We would have been able to we would have been able to get it like that, but they didn't give us enough of the sauce on the side to get the whole back. Because there were like 30 wings.

SPEAKER_06 2:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

30 medium, 20 buffalo or uh 20 barbecue, and then 20 of a dry rub.

SPEAKER_04 2:26

He got a dry rub of lemon pepper, and lemon pepper, I think, is an underrated wing. But I I like uh I like the sauce lemon pepper, but I did like the dry rub. But people were comp uh only one person was complaining about the dry rub uh of the lemon pepper. And you know who you are, and they know who they are.

SPEAKER_06 2:44

Who was it? You want to guess? Um if you're not saying it, was it was it one of your significant others?

SPEAKER_04 2:54

Yes, and which and my significant other is vegetarian.

SPEAKER_06 3:01

Then I think I know who it is.

SPEAKER_02 3:05

Imagine it was still her. She's like, I don't even like that, but I just it looks bad.

SPEAKER_04 3:11

She was yeah, she's taking the skin off.

SPEAKER_06 3:14

So your girlfriend was not a big fan of the lemon pepper wings.

SPEAKER_02 3:18

Well, I think what happened, she wasn't. She was like, there wasn't enough of the rub on there. Yeah. What may have happened was I put them into my air fryer to warm before everybody got there, and I think I lost a little bit of seasoning. Okay. I think a little bit fell off. Okay. If I could defend.

SPEAKER_06 3:35

Right. Yeah. Defend Buffalo Wild Wings.

SPEAKER_02 3:38

Uh, Buffalo Wild Wings. I I feel like Jess's complaint was somewhat valid. They weren't like super flavorful.

SPEAKER_04 3:45

It was a it was a valid complaint. The only reason I knew she had an issue with it, because she wasn't complaining about it outwardly to everybody.

SPEAKER_09 3:53

Right.

SPEAKER_04 3:53

But I had a wing that had a lot of stuff on it. And and in hindsight, I probably should have offered it to her. But she was like, Man, that wing that you got there's got like all the dry rub on it. And I go, yeah, and then I ate it. If you only knew I would get the it's almost like I have the entire batch on this one wing, anyways.

SPEAKER_02 4:13

I'm gonna eat it now. Uh yes, we got the wings. I made a board, made a charcuterie board. Okay, you did the rose thing.

SPEAKER_06 4:21

You like to do a meat rose a lot.

SPEAKER_02 4:23

I like to do, I think it's a good presentation to have a meat rose. Yes. You know? Yeah. How would you prepare your meat if you were doing a board? I'm gonna sit this out for some uh regular.

SPEAKER_06 4:38

Just regular. Actually, you know, I'll I actually jumble it. Yeah, I jumble it all up so that it's not it, you can't even call it like a decent presentation.

SPEAKER_02 4:50

Okay. So it's kind of just it looks like a Jackson Pollock. Oh, like a Jackson Pollock painting. It's mixed with the cheese and the fruit. Just mash. Just mash it all up into a ball, and everyone gets a little bit. Everyone takes a bite.

SPEAKER_06 5:06

The charcuterie ball.

SPEAKER_04 5:07

Oh god. Uh the fun bit I did uh to I told Olivia I'd go, he he slaves over the charcuterie board. Like it's a big big deal. And we stood over it and went, Jess, what a great job you did on the charcuterie board. And Olivia goes, I could tell by looking at it, it's got a feminine touch. Whoever did it, it's a very feminine touch.

SPEAKER_06 5:32

How'd that make you feel?

SPEAKER_02 5:33

I mean, I knew it was uh anytime Steve, if he says something and it's kind of he's announcing something, I'm like, I know a bit's coming. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

But I it wasn't the best one I have ever done. I didn't have some of the stuff I normally do. Right. It's good to hear you say it.

SPEAKER_06 5:53

What were you missing?

SPEAKER_02 5:54

Uh honeycomb.

SPEAKER_06 5:56

Oh, yeah. You do a little, you put a couple of like the block of honeycomb.

SPEAKER_02 6:00

I think it's a good uh it's a huge it's it's the thing that people always comment on. Yeah, what did I say? Is that a honeycomb?

SPEAKER_06 6:10

And I go, yes. My guess. It's like I'm there. Yeah. I could really see it now.

SPEAKER_02 6:20

Straight from the bees. But what happened was I went to Whole Boots and they had them there, but if you have one that's like sat for too long, the honey will kind of harden. It doesn't hard it it falls, it leaks out of the way.

SPEAKER_04 6:36

It like leaks it leaks out of the that bit where you do a fake guess, so I just instinctively laugh.

SPEAKER_06 6:43

I really thought, yeah, because sometimes they harden or crystal or crystallize. Crystallize. You're doing it. Well they harden, and then you have you gotta they're not so it's not soft anymore. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:58

After it hardens. No, it just it like falls out of the comb and then you just have the sort of waxy uh shell or whatever just kind of sitting there. Uh it's no good.

SPEAKER_06 7:09

Well you put a lot of effort in and you get you look very focused and uh sometimes uh anxious.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

Uh yeah, I'm a little anxious when I'm hosting. Well, I mean, I think that's natural because I do care about it. I like hosting, but I don't always have the best time.

SPEAKER_06 7:30

But I did yesterday because it wasn't you don't always have the best time.

SPEAKER_02 7:34

No, because I'm I'm worried about how everyone else is if everyone else is having a good time. Okay, you know. I mean, it's different than if I had like a party where everybody's kind of drinking and up and moving around, because then I'm constantly like bus and drink making sure everyone has a drink and like it just how how what has the music and it's uh that I couldn't make the game better, so it just was what it was. You know, it was a shit game. What'd you think?

unknown 8:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:07

You had a separate Super Bowl thing.

SPEAKER_06 8:09

Yeah. Um the game was really uh not fun to watch. And uh sucked the life out of us.

SPEAKER_02 8:23

This one too. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:26

It was not a good time. Uh but uh obviously uh uh yeah, the game was bad. Um we were playing board games that and it was starting to leak into the start of the game. And uh at first we're like, oh no, well, we're like missing the game. Oh no. And by the end, we were like, we should have played more. We should have just kept playing. Yeah. Oh damn. But I guess like, I mean, you don't know it's a bad game until towards this probably the uh fourth quarter. It's usually when you know it's watching a bad game.

SPEAKER_02 8:57

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:58

Because if it if because the the the the blowout portion of it, right, where it was probably like nine-zero before at halftime, maybe twelve, that's actually not that bad.

SPEAKER_02 9:08

If they blow out is bad.

SPEAKER_06 9:10

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 9:11

Yeah, it beat 12 to nothing. Like it was happening so slowly, and it was just field goals and field goals and it was just bad gameplay.

SPEAKER_06 9:19

Yes, yes. That stuff leading up is slow and not entertaining to watch, but at least it the the you can buy that the drama of it is building if they start coming back, yes, and that's then you can all you can even forget that the first half was the way it was. Right.

SPEAKER_02 9:32

It's what I said where it's like what we were talking about when the Eagles blew out, whoever they were playing, I forget. But like that game, it was exciting to watch, but you didn't have the anticipation of, oh my god, who's gonna win? This one you had who's gonna win, but it wasn't fun to watch.

SPEAKER_06 9:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um yeah, I mean, I felt going into the second half, I still thought there was a shot of very, very actually even the fourth quarter. That's what I mean. Very shot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:58

But it's because the score was so low.

SPEAKER_04 10:01

Yeah. So instead of like continue to play a board game, you watch the game board.

SPEAKER_02 10:11

What do you think of the halftime guy?

SPEAKER_01 10:16

Um bad bonnie. Bad bonny. Bad bonny. Boboni. Sometimes you'll have a good bonnie, sometimes you have a bad bonnie.

SPEAKER_04 10:28

Bad bunny.

SPEAKER_06 10:31

Your turn. I was incredibly excited for Bad Bunny. I would say that didn't deliver to match the excitement that I had because it was uh I think this the the live aspect of it took a lot away from it didn't sound great. You know what I mean? Yeah. Um, but the fact that it's it was a lot of Latinos dancing and stuff, it's good.

SPEAKER_02 10:58

Yeah. I I I thought it was a good halftime show. I will say this. Puerto Ricans aren't my favorite. No. Uh I I liked this show, but I miss the era of Super Bowl halftime shows where it was not just for the TV. Like if you were at the Super Bowl, that sucked. Yeah. That really wasn't.

SPEAKER_06 11:22

He's performing to the TV.

SPEAKER_02 11:23

He's performing to the TV behind grass, the whole thing. Like, I miss I because this morning I went and I re-watched old Super Bowl halftime shows, and they used to just be like a concert. Yeah. And it was still entertaining to watch. I watched the Prince one, Springsteen, Stones, and uh and the Michael Jackson one, and like it was still really exciting. They just turned the place into a concert. There wasn't a huge set. The Springsteen, it was just a stage, and then everybody filled the whole field, and it looked like one of his concerts. But I feel like nowadays, because we have to keep upping the ante, it's like it's like a music video. We have a exact it's a music video. We have a house, and there's a wedding, and there's a thing, and there's a they're playing the dominoes or whatever. It's like I get it's very artistic and all that, but it's not as exciting for me to watch, you know?

SPEAKER_06 12:19

Even wait from home.

SPEAKER_02 12:22

From home, yeah. I'm not I'm not watching this the same way that I would watch a concert. You're watching being like the whole time we're number one, we're talking, we're going, oh my god, there's Jessica Alba, there's Pedro Pascal. Oh, this is cool. Now they're on a truck. Now they're it's a it's a thing. And it didn't really become about the song anymore. It was it was about the pageantry and the shifting sets and the which is all very cool, but uh it's not my favorite type of like performance. I liked the old Super Bowl halftime shows where it was just the concert and the songs and the performers.

SPEAKER_06 13:01

Yeah. I can see that. I I got it. What happened?

SPEAKER_04 13:04

I remember uh the weekend uh being the first moment of where it was mostly for the camera and not for the audience. Yeah. What did he do? The weekend was like in some sort of inside a thing. Like they had a house like thing, and he would go inside and perform in front of the camera and then come back out and stuff. And I was I remember noting that being like, oh, this isn't for the crowd. And then this there are clearly moments where you wouldn't be able to see Bad Money at all because of the the bushes, and now the part that I focused on the entire half-time show was those bushes. I was like, those are people. And uh at first everyone laughed at me. I'm like, I think those bushes are dancers, and then everyone laughed at me, and then it because I saw one like move like really weird. Yeah, I'm like, it doesn't look windy, and then uh at one point you see then another one move, and everyone went, and I'm like, I'm right, there's people in those bushes, yeah. And then at one point you see like faces and all the whole halftime inside the bushes, inside the bushes. The hat the whole halftime show was me going, those bushes are people, to the point where it was like, I'm like, those bushes are gonna be people dance, they're gonna dance all over.

SPEAKER_02 14:24

I'm telling you, any second, they're gonna start dancing.

SPEAKER_04 14:27

And then my point slowly started to go down to those are just people, those those bushes are people.

SPEAKER_02 14:32

I think at some point I said it's probably just easier to remove the set if they're moving, if if they're dressed up like that, they don't have to move them physically. He's like, they're dancers.

SPEAKER_06 14:45

Well, I thought they would be dancing too. Because I was like, why else are people inside them? I honestly didn't uh except I guess it makes it easier to move it in and out, but then well, how come the door's not a person? Why not be people everything?

SPEAKER_05 15:01

The truck, the truck is all peoples.

SPEAKER_06 15:06

I don't know what why they were like, well, the bushes have to be people.

SPEAKER_02 15:09

Obviously, yeah, but that wedding was real, apparently, real, uh real couple, which is like cool, I guess.

SPEAKER_06 15:20

Yeah, yeah, and uh, you know, yeah. I mean, uh, I thought uh like it was fun, but it'd say I think the whole the whole like energy electricity of it came from the politicized thing coming in as well of like oh my god, yeah, you know, on one side, like oh yuck, uh this guy from that don't speak English. The other side's like, oh come on, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:44

I yeah, because pretty summed up pretty well, actually. It does help though to you know, because everyone's like, Oh, I don't know. I've saw a lot of funny stuff online about people responding to the like, well, I don't know what he's saying, and I think uh Sarah Talamash had a funny one. She's like, I wish like you know, they had music where you could understand the lyrics, like this one, it was like a pearl jam. She's like dancing around. I'm like, it's a great take. But somebody translated it when he was like talking to camera, and it was about like believing in yourself, and you know, and when I was watching it, he's like pointing at the camera and being all serious, and I'm like, it's sound it looks like he's talking shit. That's what I thought when I was watching it. I thought he was like, Yeah, look at me now, bitch, or something like that. And it was just like, believe in yourself, you're worth so much more than you think you are.

SPEAKER_06 16:36

Believe in yourself, you fucking bitch. Fucking pussy.

SPEAKER_04 16:40

But like, I I don't know why everyone thinks the Super Bowl has to be for them. Uh the halftime show has to be for them every year. Like, yeah, that year goes to people that were weren't represented for years in the Super Bowl. Right. And uh well, I mean, when was the last time they had uh anyone uh Spanish speaking, not necessarily singing Spanish, but performing.

SPEAKER_06 17:07

I guess I'll say I'll say this. Today I found blood in my asshole.

SPEAKER_04 17:16

I guess I gotta tell you, not until now did I feel like you were awake. And the light in your eyes when you said that one.

SPEAKER_06 17:27

Um yeah, was I low energy?

SPEAKER_04 17:29

No, no, no. I uh I was just saying, like, that's nope, I don't like this figure.

SPEAKER_06 17:33

Well, what did well what was that called question then?

SPEAKER_04 17:36

Uh the beginning I didn't bring it. No, I feel like we're all not we all didn't bring it until right now.

SPEAKER_06 17:41

Oh, like collectively.

SPEAKER_04 17:43

Yeah. The episode starts now. Once you once you like that was our first bit, I feel like.

SPEAKER_06 17:49

Uh-huh. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 17:50

Every other time I laughed and everyone looked at me like, why are you laughing? And I'm like, oh, we haven't started doing bits yet.

SPEAKER_06 17:57

Oh yeah. I mean, the I'd say the first we're at 18 minutes now. First 15 was pretty bad.

SPEAKER_04 18:04

Yeah, our first 15, we wanted you to because it's probably been a while since the Super Bowl happened. We wanted you to remember the feeling of the game.

SPEAKER_02 18:14

It'd be weird to have an exciting podcast about the shitty Super Bowl. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:20

Exactly. Yeah. If anything, this is the Super Bowl's fault that we didn't start until now.

SPEAKER_02 18:25

We can't be like, whoa, remember that part. It was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:29

We can all agree the electricity has risen. And I think it's from me addressing the room.

SPEAKER_02 18:35

Sometimes you gotta do that. You gotta go, you guys suck. What do you what's you the relationship here? Yeah. You guys fucking you know, sometimes you gotta do that.

SPEAKER_04 18:46

Classic. What were you gonna say? But uh you said uh about representation.

SPEAKER_06 18:54

So here's the thing. It's uh I it's a lot of people watching it uh only understand English. So for the most part, it there is an un some logic to like okay, have an English uh performer. Right. But uh I think Bad Money was picked more for the fact that he's a s an unbelievable international superstar. Agreed. He's but he was like he's probably the top of the he's been top of the charts in America, probably like top five at like worst. He had like a bouquet of Grammys the other day. Yeah. So it's more of like this is the guy right now. This is the guy.

SPEAKER_02 19:31

It's the guy. It's also conveniently, I think it was from if you're going the top brass of the NFL, it's a chance to reach people who do not watch the Super Bowl normally and try to expand the audience. And to me, it was like a complete. I don't think those I don't think those people necessarily give a fuck about like, well, what about them? You know, yeah, you know, give he's never a guy like him's never. Oh, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_04 19:55

When they have K-pop next year, it's gonna be all the same thing all over. They have K-pop next year? No, I was uh shot in the dark. K-pop's huge.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

Yeah, that well uh why why uh go ahead. That would be disappointing to me. I think that if we're talking about he's not gonna look over here for a little bit. This is the this is and again, I'm not like uh it has to be, you know, whoever the top fucking country music star. Like I like I liked Katie Perr uh Katie Perry's performance. If you remember her, she had a good halftime show. Yeah, I don't even I'm not even a huge fan of her music, but I thought I was like, wow, this is it's a good show. I think that you do somewhat have to think about who's watching the sport, who's watching the program, and take that into account. I also get who's the hot artist at the time. But still, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 20:51

So if you if it were up to you, right? You were in the you know, in the NFL, you get to decide on the talent. Oh, you and you alone. You don't have to take anyone else's input, just your own. Would bad money have been considered?

SPEAKER_02 21:04

I'll consider anybody. He would have he would have been considered considered if it was my ultimate decision. No, probably not. I'm not the biggest fan of his music. Okay, so I wouldn't have chosen him. I also wouldn't have I'm not as as deep in the weeds with uh the current hot music right now, so I wouldn't have known that he's the top fucking musical artist in the world or whatever. If you would have I would have thought it was fucking Taylor Swift or something.

SPEAKER_06 21:31

So would you have done Taylor Swift?

SPEAKER_02 21:34

No. Again, because I know football fans and that would have pissed everybody off if it was Taylor Swift. Yeah, there's like the biggest artist in the world is not necessarily mean it's the most popular with this demographic. Yeah. But if I'm thinking I want to expand, do I want to expand the audience to just the people who want to watch the halftime show or people who are watching the whole fucking thing? Mm-hmm. Because then you have this weird mix of people who don't give a fuck about. About the game and tune in for the halftime and then vice versa. Somewhat, I think the good ones nail that the sweet spot and watch both.

SPEAKER_04 22:13

Yeah. Because I wanted to pick like Sabrina Carpenter who's massive right now. I would just wouldn't make it sense. But you would get too demographics watching the show.

SPEAKER_02 22:25

The guy's being like, uh, I'd like to listen to her music. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 22:43

Shit.

SPEAKER_04 22:49

What uh what do you what do you think if we sing to get our magic? Uh let's go. Ready? Yeah. One, two, a one, two, three, four.

SPEAKER_06 23:49

There we go.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

I missed the middle of that. Oh man. I realized. Can you repeat everything we just said?

SPEAKER_06 23:57

I think it was we are uh we are why are we why are we low energy today?

SPEAKER_04 24:06

Low energy today because we did stuff West.

SPEAKER_06 24:08

That was the first sentence. Why are we low energy today?

SPEAKER_04 24:10

I thought we were all trying to figure out who was leading. I I didn't know I noticed it was starting to be me.

SPEAKER_02 24:17

Well, you guys were looking at each other, and I can't read his lips, so I could only You gotta take off him. Yeah, like looking at you looking at him.

SPEAKER_06 24:25

Yes. Well, the first thing we said was not we weren't really words. No. We were kind of going off sound.

SPEAKER_02 24:31

Which vowel are we starting with? Yes.

SPEAKER_06 24:34

And that one actually sounded kind of musical. It did. Yeah. Well, we would try to form words, it became probably unlistenable, but at least it was coherent.

SPEAKER_02 24:44

Everyone just rewinded to the first 15 minutes of this podcast. If you rew if you rewind the the song, it might be another song. It's a hidden message.

SPEAKER_06 24:53

It is uh it's the price that we pay when we sing, is we either we either have coherence or listenability. We get one or the other. You know what I mean? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:06

Uh that kinda is the price for the whole pod.

SPEAKER_02 25:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 25:12

Uh we haven't heard from you for a while. How about a freestyle?

SPEAKER_02 25:16

Uh okay.

SPEAKER_06 25:18

Righty. I I'll I'll throw you a word.

SPEAKER_02 25:21

A word? I mean, rhyme a word.

SPEAKER_06 25:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:23

Okay, this is new.

SPEAKER_06 25:24

And give us a beat.

SPEAKER_02 25:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:28

Boom, boom, ch ch chch, ch boom, boom, ch ch ch ch ch boom, boom.

unknown 25:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 25:33

Wait, all right.

SPEAKER_00 25:34

Boom, boom, ch chom, boom, boom, chream. Boom, boom, chch, boom, boom, boom, boom, chch. This podcast is not what it seems.

SPEAKER_02 25:43

We're asleep and we don't have dreams because we're awake, but we're also sleepy.

SPEAKER_00 25:48

Boom, boom, chch, boom, boom.

SPEAKER_03 25:52

I think I did pretty good with the beat. You did. You had to close your eyes. Yeah, what was the eye closing? To keep center. Because you're getting busy?

unknown 26:02

No.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

Because you guys make me laugh.

SPEAKER_04 26:05

I I have fun around you guys and I want to stay focused.

SPEAKER_06 26:09

That's funny. It's kind of like uh a superhero who has to got into what is that for the focused? Cyclops closing the Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:19

He has the thing to center his uh no, that's Daredevil. Uh Daredevil is a better example of he is overly sensed.

SPEAKER_06 26:27

Sensitive.

SPEAKER_04 26:28

Like his senses are heightened and he has uh like sometimes it can be overwhelming.

SPEAKER_06 26:34

Right?

SPEAKER_02 26:34

If there's a lot of sounds going on, it's like Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:37

Yeah. So like his wife.

SPEAKER_03 26:46

Honey, you know, it's that thing.

SPEAKER_04 26:48

It's it's I wouldn't say it's you know, you're shrill, but I like I am high in senses. Oh man. Uh one fun bit that we did yesterday uh at the uh Super Bowl party. Super Bowl party. Super Bowl party uh was uh Jess uh uh asked uh Taylor to get him some get her something. Taylor goes to get it, and as he's coming back, she's like, I'm gonna ask for uh something else so that he has to give her go back. And uh she I go ask for napkins and she goes, and Taylor, can I get some napkins? And she went in the other room and she goes, now you have to do it, otherwise he's gonna catch on faster. And she's like, and don't laugh. I know you're great at that. So I uh forgot what I asked for, and uh You asked for a drink. I asked for a drink, and then Taylor went back in the room, and then as he came back and went, and Olivia wants, and then then I started laughing.

SPEAKER_02 28:00

Well, no, Olivia, you all you each asked for something, and then Olivia goes, Are the cookies open? And I didn't take that as a request, and I went, Yeah, they're open. Yeah, grab whatever you want. She was like, Oh wow, I'm the only one. We didn't get anything.

SPEAKER_04 28:17

Uh it was great. Uh, I think we should tell our road story that we haven't told yet.

SPEAKER_06 28:24

Yes, you're right. Oh, we were going to last Monday, right?

SPEAKER_04 28:28

Right, but we didn't. Oh, right. I didn't hear this. He doesn't know it.

SPEAKER_06 28:34

I think neither do I anymore. I'm literally trying to remember.

SPEAKER_02 28:38

I know it. All right. I know enough. Steve will kick it off and then you're gonna remember it.

SPEAKER_04 28:41

Yeah. Because I think you'll add a lot more uh flavor to it. Flavor. And uh flavor. So uh we were driving uh to a show. I don't remember where. Oh, in Cincinnati.

SPEAKER_06 29:00

Yes, there's a lot of people. There we go.

SPEAKER_04 29:01

Uh we oh, you're already caught up?

SPEAKER_06 29:04

Yeah, now I remember what happened.

SPEAKER_04 29:05

Great. So we uh I land in Cincinnati and uh Peter flew to Indianapolis to grab a rental car and drove to the uh Cincinnati airport, pick me up, and he also did a great bit of when he pulled up, he pretended to be my lift driver uh and not my friend.

SPEAKER_06 29:24

Uh and it looked like uh trying to load it, put the stuff in the trunk, and I came out and I go, No, no, no, no, no, let me do it. He goes, Stop it. He's like literally swatting my hand away.

SPEAKER_04 29:35

And it looked like I was being assed to my lift driver. And I went, get in the car, just get in the car. Okay, sir, sorry. And then uh and he went to say no English, and I go, Don't do that, don't do that. So uh I we get in the car, and uh Peter's like uh I'm hungry, and I go, I'm hungry, and uh I just did that for you. I'm so glad it worked because it was a gamble. Uh uh we need every detail, and he yeah, and he finds this restaurant on the map. We we drive to it while driving.

SPEAKER_06 30:12

I was able to find it.

SPEAKER_04 30:13

Yes. Uh and it's uh uh I'm blanking on the name of it at the moment, but it's uh it's in Kentucky on the other side of the river.

SPEAKER_06 30:25

It's like a something and a something. It was always like Thelma or a telma.

SPEAKER_04 30:29

Some kind of place. Well hamburger restaurant. Hamburger restaurant. And Peter goes, it's weird that it's called a hamburger restaurant, not just like American restaurant.

SPEAKER_06 30:37

Right, because no place is it's either a bar, a pub. It is typically labeled American restaurant.

SPEAKER_04 30:43

Yes, yeah. And uh I am gonna try going spaghetti restaurant instead of just Italian place. I found it. Herb and Thelma's Herbenthelmas. Okay, okay. Big shout out to Herb and Thelma's. Uh so we we pull up and uh we're about to walk in. And uh, do you want to say why you knew it was gonna be a great place? If you I didn't want to say your observation for you.

SPEAKER_06 31:11

We walked in and the vibe it was very like I think he greeted us.

SPEAKER_04 31:16

Well, what about the door?

SPEAKER_06 31:18

I forgot.

SPEAKER_04 31:19

So it's a screen door, like like a house, like a house screen door to enter the place. Uh-huh. And Peter goes, I knew from the door that it was gonna be a great place. And we come in, and the this guy's behind the bar, and he he does greet us, but he's talk in the middle of talking to the two guys at the bar, and then there's another guy to our left sitting, like working while eating. And it's like a very rustic like bar situation. And uh the guy uh says, Oh, are you guys been here before? And we're just standing there like hovering, and we're like, No, and he's like, Oh, yeah, uh, it's cash only, but sit wherever you want and uh ATM's in the corner. ATM in the corner if you don't have cash. And I'm like, Oh, I don't have any cash. I'll go pull out some cash.

SPEAKER_06 32:08

Meanwhile, we order some waters just to start, you know. Um expendus.

SPEAKER_04 32:15

Expend. Well, so I go to the ATM and it uh my card's declined. Uh uh says fraud. And the ATM says fraud it said fraud alert on it. Uh I'm I'm almost positive because I was like, okay, well that that that's crazy because it's me. So uh I call the bank. Uh I call the bank and you say that's the ATM. That's me.

SPEAKER_03 32:43

ATM's like, oh, oh you should have said it was you. Yeah, here.

SPEAKER_04 32:50

Here's one on us, huh?

SPEAKER_05 32:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:53

And now I'm like, okay, but this call, I gotta call the bank.

SPEAKER_06 32:58

Well, you come and I go, Well, don't worry. I'll get cash and then we'll be good. Uh, and then you can pay me back whatever. And then I go up to the ATM and I looked at my wallet. I go, Oh, yeah, I remember I don't carry my debit card with me.

SPEAKER_04 33:12

It's like my mother, where she goes, uh, I I only have my uh cell phone. Don't call my cell phone uh unless I leave. Like she's like, I don't you have my cell phone on me all the time. That's what it's for. Yeah to have it all the time.

SPEAKER_06 33:28

Yeah, I was and then I was like, Oh, I came back, and I was like, Oh, we I can't we can't get the cash. So we took collectively, I mean, I have zero dollars on me. Yeah, cash.

SPEAKER_04 33:39

I have seven dollars on me. Uh-huh. And you're like, what can we get on here? And we're already like, we gotta go. But we and I'm like, it's enough for the waters, thank God. And uh I'm on the phone with the bank, and I'm trying uh like the guy's not helping. Uh, and uh, so I get off the I that's been settled separately. It has so I I get off the phone and I'm like, all right, let's just pay for the waters and leave. And uh the shout out to the uh bartender, his name is Ethan. He uh he goes, You guys got Venmo? Uh go ahead.

SPEAKER_06 34:14

Well, yeah, I walk up, I hold out with the cash. Uh Steven's kind of not in the zone to to deal with it.

SPEAKER_04 34:20

I'm like spiraling.

SPEAKER_06 34:21

So I go, Hey, sorry, we uh we actually uh can't get the cash right now, but here's the cash for the waters, thank you. And he goes, You guys got Venmo? And it was like, Yeah, we got Venmo. Sit down, you guys, we make this the best burger in town. You gotta have it. Come on, so you know, I'll come and get your orders in a second or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 34:42

That guy's one burger away from homelessness. He's like, I need this, sit down, you're not leaving.

SPEAKER_04 34:48

And uh I go, okay. I I look at Peter, I go, This guy's gonna get a big tip.

SPEAKER_06 34:55

Yeah, yeah. He was uh it's that kind of immediate, like hospitable kind of thing. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:03

We immediately mentioned that you would love this place.

SPEAKER_06 35:06

Yes, that's like the first thing we thought about. I said, I was like, Taylor, what did what like that? And then on top of that, going like checking in on us, like, so where are you guys coming in from? And already was like uh he was walking around to other people at the bar, and he's like, So we got this big storm, you know, winter storm coming. You got all the milk and the eggs you need to keep yourself warm, you know.

SPEAKER_04 35:26

He's like doing bits. He's just like he's younger than us for sure.

SPEAKER_06 35:31

Yeah, this guy, he and people coming in the door, and he's going, Oh, Pat and Mike, I know what you uh uh you're just getting a coke today, huh? I know.

SPEAKER_04 35:41

He goes, I know he ain't drinking. It's like he knows everyone that's coming in, and we're like, oh, this is like a local spot, yeah. And he starts telling us the history of this place, and it's been around for hundreds of years.

SPEAKER_06 35:53

Yeah, photos of family on the walls, photos of the how the place looked.

SPEAKER_04 35:58

Uh nice and with each passing second, we're falling more in love with this place. Yeah, it's it's like a very small grill behind the bar. And he's he's this guy doing everything.

SPEAKER_06 36:10

He's doing everything everything.

SPEAKER_04 36:12

It's right up your alley. I saved it on my phone for any time I'm near this place.

SPEAKER_06 36:17

And the chips that they have is called uh dicks. Bag of dicks. Uh well, dicks, and then it's oh, that's right. And then the captions like enjoy a bag of dicks, and then uh and then he's like, he's already like haha, and like you gotta read the back of it, and it's like help make dicks bigger, call uh this or spend it on social media and stuff. And then he's like, he also goes, but they're actually really good. And we uh take yeah, take a bite. It's probably one of the best potato chips I've ever had.

SPEAKER_02 36:46

It was really great, and then tomorrow the dicks are gonna come out of your ass. So uh we uh And here, here's like here's a shot of cum.

SPEAKER_06 36:57

Why do you call it that? Well, it's just it's cum. We just keep the bit going.

SPEAKER_04 37:02

But uh he goes, What are you in town for? Before we get the chips, he goes, What are you in town for? And we look at each other and we're like, I go, We're we're we're working, and it just comes out naturally that we're and in town for a show. And that's around the time that he gives us the chips because they're like, Oh, we're gonna really make these guys, these comedians laugh. And he goes, uh bag of dicks. He goes, uh, here's your bags uh of dicks, and then I go, uh man, I hope they're as tasty as the ones I usually eat. And uh that can't that crushed that crushes the room, the entire room.

SPEAKER_06 37:39

Old guy on the laptop here, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:42

Two guys, you know, and they're and they're everyone in this room is blue collar, like yeah, no, no offense to blue collar, but the same kind of guys that when I see them at a show, I'm most likely gonna heck get they're most likely gonna heckle if you're bad. Right. That kind of vibe. Yeah. Still, and they were awesome guys, and uh, and that that joke crushes with them. I hope you can remember your joke because I don't remember yours.

SPEAKER_06 38:08

But um uh I think it was because he works oh, he's like he he talked, he told us about his life, and he talked about um how he can't wait to uh own this bar after his father's done with it, because it's it's the father's bar right now. And I was like, Oh wow, you really enjoy working uh with your dad. Oh and he's like, Yeah, man, it's the best, you know. I was like, hey, I I worked with my dad growing up. He goes, and how is that? I was like, we don't talk anymore.

SPEAKER_04 38:42

Crushes the same same level of crush, also crushes, crushes the whole room, yeah, yeah. And uh and now every great moment there's there's a sliver of some there's a little flying stinky, there's always something that's a little sliver of stink in a great moment. And uh look, if he's if he found this show and he's listening, I'm sorry. Go on. But the guy at the table next to us, he's working and and he's sitting there, and he's on a laptop, yeah. And just every moment he can uh interrupt, him and I catch we haven't seen each other. We're like this is the first time he and I are seeing each other, we're catching up, yeah, and we're like talking, and and uh I'm like this kind of reminds me of uh when we were in San Diego, and he goes, San Diego, huh? I've been to San Diego.

SPEAKER_02 39:45

So he did get heckled by these guys, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:47

That's true, yeah. And uh he goes, see uh and he you know takes over the conversation, yeah. And then and it's like as pro and then he's like, Oh, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_06 40:00

Yeah, so uh I've been to what's it called? Hitting me. I got a business there in the b-ba. Oh, and I've been to the Kentucky Derby and just onwards and onwards.

SPEAKER_04 40:11

Yeah, keeps slapping me like that, yeah. And uh like, and I'm like, I'm listening. It's not like I'm turning away, I'm looking at him and he's still hitting me. And uh he goes, uh, oh, you're from New York. Uh I'm I'm friends with the naked cowboy. And he goes, he sends me videos all the time, and then he shows uh the videos of the naked cowboy playing, but they're like TikToks and Instagrams, and I'm like, I'm starting to think this guy doesn't know the naked cowboy, and uh he tells like he's uh been to yacht parties and stuff, and he's sharing all this stuff, and we're trying to like uh make it a conversation, but it's mostly what he's done.

SPEAKER_06 40:51

Yeah, it's it's it's tough because I mean this guy wants to connect, and the only way he knows how to do it is to list um places he's been or he's he's qualifying himself right the two of you. Yes, and he doesn't realize that every new thing he's making it worse, makes us like him less.

SPEAKER_04 41:12

And then he goes, We'll exchange uh phone numbers uh and uh we'll we'll be in touch. Not hey, would like not an ask. Like we're going to do this, yeah. And uh so then um we get the burgers, they're incredible.

SPEAKER_06 41:30

Yeah, fantastic burgers.

SPEAKER_04 41:31

The chips are I got the bean soup. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 41:35

He goes, which was amazing. But I told Steve, I was like, there's something on here you're gonna you're really gonna hate to see. Because he hates each either of those things.

SPEAKER_04 41:44

He goes, You don't like those things separate. Uh I I he didn't take me up on it, but I did uh a cool I tried to do a cool moves back to Ethan for his generosity. And uh I le I left him two, I go, I'll leave two tickets for you at the show tonight. No pressure to come to the show, but they'll be waiting for you if you come. You didn't come. Yeah. Uh but uh I tipped I tipped good. I was like, yes, it part of me felt cool about what I did, but I wanted him to look at it and go, I did a I did a good thing, and this is my right reward for that thing.

SPEAKER_02 42:22

You don't have to always just buy the book. Well, we only take cats the way it is. That's the problem with corporate places, it's so just regimented and buy the book, and there's no personal. No leeway, no flexibility.

SPEAKER_04 42:34

He got more money than anyone that's turned a tab would towards me. Right. Like yeah, it was I couldn't believe it.

SPEAKER_06 42:41

Yeah, he gave uh Steve tipped a thousand dollars.

SPEAKER_04 42:45

Wow, you know, that's take one of the zeros away, and that's actually what I tipped. But uh uh I still wanted to say a massive number. And I'm glad you did that so I could say with the actual number that I did actually was only a hundred dollars.

SPEAKER_02 43:03

Yeah, actually, it does look kind of worse. No, if you tipped a thousand dollars, I would have been like, that's dumb. I would have been like, that's not you didn't do you that much of a solid.

SPEAKER_04 43:14

Yeah, and then at the end, when we're leaving, the guy asked for my number to write it on a napkin. Give him the real number. I gave him my email.

SPEAKER_06 43:24

And he's he pushed, right?

SPEAKER_04 43:25

He was like, oh, but uh I go, this will be easier, which I I I couldn't really justify.

SPEAKER_06 43:31

I think you see said he goes, I answer this more.

unknown 43:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 43:36

Than my phone number where it rings.

SPEAKER_04 43:45

It rings until you answer it or don't.

SPEAKER_06 43:49

Yeah, you know, and my family, they all have me by email.

SPEAKER_04 43:53

Steven Rogers comedy. Uh at Yahoo.

SPEAKER_06 44:01

Yeah. Never trace you. But yeah, that was uh uh just one of those just yeah, you know, just great small town. I mean it wasn't a small town, but it had the feel of like the feel of it.

SPEAKER_04 44:14

Because it was outskirts uh of where we were performing, it was probably it it was just awesome.

SPEAKER_06 44:21

And you know what also felt good was we told people about it later that day, and they've like, I've been dying trying to get those people talk about that place. No, it's been around for hundreds of years. Oh wow, but I think it is one of those things that locals tell each other, hey, you gotta go play the yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:38

I fucking love those places.

SPEAKER_04 44:39

Yeah, it was uh it was really fun. And uh the the guy Ethan wanted his picture with us. He's like, We'll put it on I don't think they will, but he's like, We'll put it on the wall. They put it on their social media, yeah. But uh oh, I I saw that. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:54

That's what that was. Yeah, yes, got it. Oh, it was a good time. It was awesome. Guys just walked in and they were like, Is that Steven Rogers? Nope. And they won't next time either.

SPEAKER_06 45:06

Yeah, next time we walk in, they're gonna go, hey, first time here. Yeah, just grab a seat owner at the bar. There's ATM over there.

SPEAKER_04 45:12

ATM and cash only. That guy will be there.

SPEAKER_02 45:15

Should have given me your number. You get the fraud alert again, he's like, that sucks.

SPEAKER_04 45:23

Get out of here. And then we see him do it like moment for moment with two other people. Oh, it's just whoever's here the first time.

SPEAKER_06 45:33

All right, well, he, uh, let us uh do this thing now. Let it do. Here you go.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

Bye bonny, bye bonny.

SPEAKER_06 45:45

Oi, oi, oi, thank you very much. What? Um that's Elvis.

SPEAKER_02 45:52

That's bad bunny, Elvis.

SPEAKER_06 45:53

Yeah, gracias. I wear remote gracias, muchas. So uh there's this is not an ad read today, but rather I wrote um, I guess a little scene for us to do. Now, this is something I wrote, and this is uh Taylor and Steven are reading this for the first time. Um so I thought I'd give this a try. I just wanted to uh play with a new form, you know, and uh and you know, let's just read it. I don't want to over over get into it, you know.

SPEAKER_02 46:28

So you wrote it, we're reading it for the first time. We are reading this for the first time.

SPEAKER_06 46:33

So you're Steven and you're Debbie.

SPEAKER_03 46:35

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 46:36

Okay, and I'm Peter.

SPEAKER_03 46:37

You're a girl.

SPEAKER_06 46:40

Hey Debbie.

SPEAKER_03 46:41

Hi.

SPEAKER_04 46:42

Have you been a good girl today?

SPEAKER_02 46:47

I think so.

SPEAKER_04 46:48

You think so?

SPEAKER_02 46:51

I mean, I have been. I always want to be a good girl for daddy. What did I say about you calling me daddy? Oh no, I don't remember. Can you remind me? Can you remind me?

SPEAKER_04 47:23

What did I say about you calling me daddy? I don't remember. Remind me. I said that I really like it.

SPEAKER_02 47:30

Oh. Okay, Daddy. For a moment I thought I was in trouble. You're not in trouble.

SPEAKER_03 47:37

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_06 47:38

Hold on, there's a word over there.

SPEAKER_03 47:39

Let's do that again.

SPEAKER_04 47:39

Oh, sorry. Take yours.

SPEAKER_02 47:44

Oh, okay, Daddy. For a moment I thought I was in trouble. You're not in trouble, sweetie. Oh, really? That's too bad. Sometimes I like being in trouble.

SPEAKER_04 47:57

You're being a you're being a naughty little girl right now.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

I can't help it. I just get naughty sometimes.

SPEAKER_04 48:08

Oh, don't get too naughty around daddy.

SPEAKER_05 48:16

It's four pages. I have a feeling this is the whole game.

SPEAKER_04 48:24

Or else what? Or else daddy's gonna have to punish you.

SPEAKER_02 48:31

Oh no. If I'm a bad girl, daddy's gonna punish me.

SPEAKER_04 48:36

Well, daddy's gotta be a good daddy.

SPEAKER_02 48:40

You're the best daddy ever. You're such a good daddy that if I got punished, I bet I'd like it.

SPEAKER_04 48:50

That's my good girl. My good girl knows I want nothing but the best for her, even if it means teaching her a lesson.

SPEAKER_02 48:59

Well, let me ask you, Daddy. If I was a bad girl, what would the punishment be? Here we go.

SPEAKER_04 49:14

Here we go. Probably bend you over my legs and spank you.

SPEAKER_02 49:19

Daddy!

SPEAKER_04 49:20

And then I'd keep going until you beg me to stop.

SPEAKER_02 49:25

Wow, I like it when Daddy's aggressive.

SPEAKER_07 49:29

Ding dong!

SPEAKER_04 49:31

That's the door. Do you want to get it?

SPEAKER_02 49:33

Yes, Daddy.

SPEAKER_06 49:34

Door opens. It's the mailman, Peter. Hey, little Debbie. I have a letter here for your father. Thanks, Mr. Mailman. Oh, you're so cute. How old are you now? Eight. Amazing. Kids grow up so fast. Okay, you have a great day now.

SPEAKER_02 50:03

Hi, Mr. Mailman. Door closes. Hey Daddy, someone sent you a letter.

SPEAKER_04 50:09

Thanks for getting that to me. You're such a good girl.

SPEAKER_02 50:12

You're welcome, Daddy.

SPEAKER_04 50:18

You gotta finish your milk, baby. Oh, does Daddy have milk for me? Daddy does.

SPEAKER_02 50:31

Why don't you pour the milk into my mouth, Daddy?

SPEAKER_03 50:35

Sure thing. Daddy likes doing that.

SPEAKER_06 50:37

Steven gives Debbie her milk by tilting the glass into her mouth.

SPEAKER_02 50:41

Drink it up, sweetheart. Plug, glu, glug. Mmm. Thanks, Daddy. You're welcome. Who sent you a letter?

SPEAKER_04 50:49

Why don't we find out together? Come with me to the bedroom and I'm gonna open it and take it out and show you. Wow, Daddy, that sounds so fun. Nothing makes me happier than having fun with my little girl.

unknown 51:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 51:08

Now just thought I'd try that. Hey! That was all clean. That was all clean. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 51:14

It was it you're right. You know what? I think you might have found the sweet spot. That until our significant others say otherwise later. That might have been the perfect blend of not crossing the line and making us all feel something.

SPEAKER_06 51:44

What do you think, Taylor?

SPEAKER_02 51:46

I uh I think viewers will disagree. Nothing sexual happened. Nothing. The script was as dirty as you uh imagined it to be. Yeah, that's right. That's exactly right. You know? So luckily, none of our heads went anywhere inappropriate.

SPEAKER_06 52:10

Yeah, exactly. We were laughing because it was so wholesome. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:14

I you know what it felt like the entire time?

SPEAKER_06 52:17

What?

SPEAKER_04 52:17

If you got on a roller coaster and it only went up and never had the screaming going down part.

SPEAKER_06 52:27

It went up and then they said, all right, everyone get off.

SPEAKER_02 52:30

Yeah, I gotta tell you, I was real nervous for what that letter was gonna say. I thought for sure it was just gonna take a real turn into something like your mother's been kidnapped and they're asking for three million dollars.

SPEAKER_04 52:49

You know what that was? You know what you've kind of stumbled upon there? Not just there, but it's something that you do well. What? It was almost like a horror script, but comedy. Because I I was like on the edge of my seat the whole time, even though I was laughing. I was waiting for something to jump out.

SPEAKER_02 53:09

Yeah, because I'm uh Steve and I are not reading ahead. So we're reading this and we're on the edge of our seat as much as everybody else. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 53:21

Yep. And uh yep, and I even and the mailman shows up for a minute and just which just the running bit of you always having the lines I wish I had. Character who comes in and leaves unscathed.

SPEAKER_02 53:46

Well, have a good day.

SPEAKER_06 53:48

I would really like to have the Peter Rolls go. Yeah, I think it's just the words daddy are so uh is is is very uh scary.

SPEAKER_02 53:58

Yeah, daddy milk.

SPEAKER_06 54:01

Well, yeah. I mean, when referring to a glass of milk, what else would you call it?

SPEAKER_04 54:06

And I'm really glad that you put the details in there to eliminate what everyone thought it was gonna be uh much later. Uh and then the other thing I uh will say is if I have a daughter and she says any of those things, she's immediately going to a counselor.

SPEAKER_06 54:27

So that so you wouldn't want your daughter calling you daddy.

SPEAKER_02 54:31

There's a there's a brief age gap there. What is it? Is eighteen too old? Yes. Way too old. 18's way too old. Also, if if let's say, I mean, eight years old, maybe you're still saying daddy. But if if my daughter said, Does daddy have some milk for me? I would be like, Do you want to try that again?

SPEAKER_06 54:54

No, she didn't say, Does daddy have milk for me? She says, Um, let me make sure.

SPEAKER_02 55:02

Yeah, why don't you take a spin of the script? It was something like that. I'll be the mailman this time.

SPEAKER_06 55:06

Oh, yes, that is what she says. Oh, does daddy have milk for me? Yeah. Yeah. What would what would be what would you prefer your daughter say?

SPEAKER_04 55:13

Uh Dad, is there any milk? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:16

Oh, there's milk? Oh, does Daddy have some milk? I would look at my wife and I go. What if your what if your wife was Did you just hear your daughter?

SPEAKER_06 55:30

Well if your wife was before you even go say she she looks at you and goes, what the hell? You're immediately implicated.

SPEAKER_02 55:38

I would I'd be like, We gotta take her out of that school. We gotta clearly she's hearing this from someplace. Uh would you ever call the real fear, you know?

SPEAKER_06 55:51

Of your dad what of what?

SPEAKER_02 55:52

Well, of just you send your kid off to school and then uh essentially. Whoever's at school is the one raising them. They're there most of the day. Yeah. You know, um that happens all the time. People come home from school and they s they ask a question about something they heard from one of the other kids, and like, what does you know this mean? And they're like, what the fuck did you say?

SPEAKER_06 56:10

Yeah, you know, is there a fear having your little girl go to school, for example? And she learns what's what's the worst thing that you would that you think if you're gonna be.

SPEAKER_02 56:21

I just if they were at that age, I wouldn't want anything sexual to be ever discussed ever.

SPEAKER_06 56:27

Okay. But you know at school, that's impossible. That's impossible.

SPEAKER_02 56:31

Of course it's impossible, and and kids are gonna talk, and that's just like a natural part of it. And I would want my kid to uh I guess I would want to know what's going on, so I would like to have that open line of communication, but uh I would probably if if if they said something, I don't know what it is, super inappropriate, I would be like, who said that to you?

SPEAKER_06 56:52

And I would probably really you would go all the way to school kind of with like that.

SPEAKER_02 56:57

I would probably talk to their parents, the other kids' parents. If it was something bad, like they're eight years old and they're talking about, you know, God knows what Peter and I are the parents of the person who drove the appropriate.

SPEAKER_06 57:09

Yeah, but let's think of an example first. Yeah. Of what his little girl came back from school hearing.

SPEAKER_04 57:16

Yeah, what well what is your biggest fear that your little girl says?

SPEAKER_02 57:20

Let's say she's eight years old and she's like, Daddy, what's a blowjob? Great. All right, we're the we're the parents.

SPEAKER_06 57:27

I'm the mom. Okay. Uh our son said blowjob to his daughter.

SPEAKER_02 57:33

Said just said blowjob or said, like, can you give me a I that one's my son wouldn't say that. Well, that's why I'm here, sir. Sir, that's why I'm at your door.

SPEAKER_06 57:46

And what are our our attitudes to our son about saying stuff like that? Are we like a more open, like liberal kind, like in a sense of like, all right, yeah, you say whatever you want. Like he's you're a kid, or is there some kind of like are we set or what are our boundaries?

SPEAKER_04 57:59

So we're trying to figure out how we're gonna raise our son. Uh I think we're liberal, but we don't want him going around saying that liberal lee at school.

SPEAKER_06 58:13

Okay. So, all right, all right. So let's let's go through that conversation.

SPEAKER_02 58:16

All right. Knock, knock, knock.

SPEAKER_06 58:18

Hey.

SPEAKER_02 58:19

Hi, are you guys Max's parents? Yes. Hi, I'm Max's father. Yeah. Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Taylor.

SPEAKER_06 58:26

So sorry, my robes loose.

SPEAKER_05 58:31

She was giving me up. Sorry, my robes loose. You're an idiot.

SPEAKER_06 58:46

My titties are everywhere. I've encountered a everywhere. A swinger couple. Sorry, come on in.

SPEAKER_02 58:54

I don't think he wants to come inside. So I'm here because uh something rather disturbing happened.

SPEAKER_08 59:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:03

Uh uh my daughter came home from school and she asked me what a blow job was. And naturally, I got very concerned, and I asked her, where did you hear that? And she told me that she heard that from this boy, Max, at school, your son.

SPEAKER_08 59:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 59:22

And so I'm I'm wondering where he heard that because they're eight years old and they shouldn't be talking like that.

SPEAKER_06 59:36

Well, first of all, um, you know, we're very sorry. Yeah. Um, but do you expect your daughter just go to school and everything's peachy perfect? Nothing's ever gonna happen.

SPEAKER_04 59:48

Okay. Well, I think my wife is trying to say.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:03

Please go on. You're on the right track. I love this.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:06

Mrs.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:07

Loose Robe is trying. No, uh, I think what my wife is trying to say is it's uh, you know, there's many kids at that school. They're all talking at that school that it's possible. That's not something that we talk about here in home to our children. There's a a very good chance that our son heard that from another student at school as well.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:30

I'm sorry that he said that to your uh daughter, but uh I think for you to also imply that like we're the ones that gave him that word than that to just tell other kids. Do you think that's reasonable?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:42

Well, when my daughter says I heard it from this boy at school, you naturally come to us. I'm naturally gonna come to you guys. Sure. I'm not saying that he heard it from you, but I'm more bringing it to your attention just so that I know that you're aware that this is how your son is speaking, so then you can have the necessary conversation that I hope you will have.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:01

We will Oh, well, you don't have to tell us how to be parents, but like And as you can see, what I'm dealing with, I'll talk to him.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:09

Okay. I'm starting to think I know where he heard it.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:13

I just I I don't wanna I don't want my daughter to to hear that kind of stuff, you know, and and then come home and ask and ask me about it. So uh if it happens again, if my daughter comes home and she says something, you know, like this, and I go, where did you hear that? And she says, you know, oh I heard it from Max. I'm gonna go to my car and I'm gonna go to my glove box and I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna get something out of my glove box and I'm gonna knock on your door. Yeah, you know what we need slightly different energy.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:54

Well, hopefully what's in your glove box is one of those tools that help widen things so you could uh loosen your ass up a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:02

Right, honey? You know what, honey? Why don't you go inside and put some clothes on? Again with the rope.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:13

I'm upset and my titties are out. Well, I think we've hit time here.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:20

All right, why don't you go inside uh and uh I'll I'll finish talking to Okay, fine. Slam. Yeah. Is she always like this? Uh you know, uh it's it's a lot going on.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:32

Um she's just walking around the house like that?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:35

Yeah, well, we weren't expecting company. Uh you can understand that.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:38

And you're not gonna defend me.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:41

I've got this. I've got this. Not one bit. I've got this. I wasn't going against you. Yeah. Uh so you know, look. Uh you know reason to threaten my my family.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:54

My I wasn't a threat.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:55

Uh yeah, it was a promise. Look, listen, buddy. I understand what you're trying to do.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:59

How is that not a threat? Lovebox!

SPEAKER_02 1:03:05

I was gonna grab a megaphone so that I knew that you guys heard me because I'm saying it louder now.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:11

Well, listen, if I have the tolerance to deal with what's going on behind me, I can handle you. I can handle whatever you bring me because I have to deal with this every day. Every waking moment is what you just had a little taste of. So don't come here. You're lucky all your daughter heard was pushed. Because you're she's gonna learn some new words when I take you to court.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:43

So get in your car. Take what's in that glove box and shove it up your head until it's empty. Now come in here and get me a blowjob.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:57

Well, I think that was a that was we found the exercise, but now we know how you'll uh handle.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:03

Yeah, it'll probably it'll go something like that.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:05

Well, I think that was a great finish to a horrible start of a podcast. We've been done.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:12

We could go we because we didn't have a strict beginning, we could go longer and then chop off a lot of that bullshit.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:20

They're gonna need to see the beginning. No, they need to see that we really brought it around. Yeah, we brought it around. Uh we need to know that it doesn't always start, uh it doesn't always start amazing, but we as a as a tr uh trio uh can make it uh happen. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:40

Well, as you can see, I used all I had as a father, and I have nothing left.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:47

Parenting's hard.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:49

Well, uh, I am a Peter Wong. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:55

You looked at the camera, I thought you were gonna go. Uh damn.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:04

I guess we're back at the beginning, 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:06

Yeah, yeah. Let's chop the ending off too. And you're Debbie. Uh Daddy says thanks for listening. Um Taylor Yarish, follow us on uh social media and look out for when my special comes out at some point. Um, but yeah, I guess for now, just follow us online and uh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:30

Yeah, my Nateland should be out by now, so check out my Nateland presents. Um yeah, had a great time shooting it. And uh hasn't shot it yet. Trying to say how good of a time I had for a thing I didn't do yet. There you go. The middle parts where it kind of gets a little uh funky, but you'll see that I recover uh from it. So yeah, please check out my showcase.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:55

And I will have uh just gotten off uh doing uh corporate and being Uh it's not gonna be fun. It was probably rough. And uh, you know, they they're not used to being like in a comedy atmosphere, and I'll encourage them to go to live comedy more. By the time you see this, it'll be dead. Oh, we should cut off a little bit of the end. Uh all right, thank you. That's our podcast. Bye bye.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:29

I think it was really good.