Ep. 014—My Partner Is Getting Unhealthy

The boys are back! They rant about half marathons, losing weight, health, and a juicy hypothetical.

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@stevenrogerscomedy

@peterwongcomedy

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Right a one, a two, a one, two, one, a two, a one, two, a one, a two, a one, two. Look tonight. We're doing oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 0:25

Um it's like we no matter what song, genre, music we try to get into, we always get into it's like this blues cluesy.

SPEAKER_01 0:35

It's true, we should change genres. Uh we've done rap, right?

SPEAKER_02 0:38

Yeah, well, there's you know, and then I guess we've covered them all.

SPEAKER_03 0:45

But I mean, we always end it with uh it's like you ever seen blues clues when they say mail time? Mail time. It's that's always the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 0:55

No, that's not it. Here's the mail, it never fails. It makes me wanna scream at my when it comes, I wanna, you know, mail. Is it just male? I thought it was. I think it was just male. You look stupid right now. Male? I just sang a kid song.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

Yeah, you look stupid because you don't know word for word blue screws male song.

SPEAKER_02 1:21

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

Yeah. Uh well, uh, welcome to the show, everybody. Today is Monday, and tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day. It sure is. Uh, you had a little race this weekend.

SPEAKER_03 1:41

That is right. I had a little race. Yeah. I ran uh the United Airlines half marathon.

SPEAKER_02 1:48

It's sponsored by United Airlines. I didn't know that. Yep. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 1:51

There's a few different halves. There's like uh there's like a Brooklyn City. This is the New York Roadrunners, which is like the official whatever, blah, blah, blah. But yeah, it's sponsored by United Airlines. This one's hard because you have to take off your shoes and belt. I do have to go through security.

SPEAKER_02 2:10

You have to go through security. Oh, well, of course. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

Wait, oh, because in case there's a bomb.

SPEAKER_02 2:17

Is that why? Because of the Boston Marathon bombing? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

And you're really saying that like you know what you're doing. In case, yeah, someone decides to, which would be silly because that would really weigh you down. It'd be hard to run with a bomb.

SPEAKER_01 2:30

Yeah, if you were to do that, obviously you're not you're doing in the first mile, right? Well, those guys didn't run. Oh, yeah, too. Yeah, exactly. So why are they even checking you? Because they gotta protect, they gotta check everything.

SPEAKER_03 2:43

I could get right in the middle. I mean, when we start, when you're in the corrals, I mean 30,000 people ran the race. Wow. Oh, wow. So if I had one in the at the start line, it would have been bad.

SPEAKER_01 2:53

It would have done a a doozy.

SPEAKER_03 2:55

Yes. It would have it would have done a doozy. Right?

SPEAKER_02 3:00

I think I that's how they worded it on the news.

SPEAKER_03 3:03

Yeah, even if you brought a bag for real doozy today.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

So wait, so how did walk me through the security?

SPEAKER_03 3:11

So you gotta at the expo when you go and pick up your like race bib and all that stuff, they give you the t-shirt and a clear bag, and you bring that clear bag to the race. All your stuff has to go in that bag if you want to check. Oh, like a concert. Yeah, has to be a clear bag, preferably the one they give you. So you put all that stuff in there, they load it on a truck because we start in Prospect Park and then they drive it to Central Park where you end.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 3:36

So you're chasing your stuff almost. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 3:39

Someone, they've got my stuff.

SPEAKER_03 3:41

I could have actually because my keys were in there and I have an air tag on my keys. So I I actually could have Does it follow the route? No. The routes uh they take regular traffic. Yes. Yeah, that makes sense. Which is an it's enough time, but I mean the fastest uh guy ran the half in uh 59 minutes. Well my gosh is about a 430 pace. That's insane. And that's not what you did. That is not what I did. We did a little bit more than that.

SPEAKER_02 4:16

It's interesting because yeah, you ran a such a douche thing to I I was probably sitting the entire time he was sprinting, and I go, Well, you didn't run the fastest.

SPEAKER_03 4:29

I was getting your guys' texts while I was running because uh Siri was announcing them in my in my own. Oh, I didn't know what does that, but now that I do. I know that I would have texted a lot more. Normally, I so you got that email that says when I'm starting to race, and there's an option on there where you can message me and it comes in on my watch, but if I don't get it as it's coming in, I can't I miss it. So, because Jess was I could tell she was sending me stuff, but then I was like, just text me because it'll announce and I can actually announce back. But I was having a conversation with her, I'm trying to while I'm running. Wow, so I'm doing it, but I have to go, hey Siri, text Jessica. I can't I also have head noise canceling headphones in, so I don't realize how loud I'm being.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 5:12

So I was like, uh I was like, I'm like text Jessica. I was like, I'm really tired right now, and I think some pictures would really help me run faster. Pictures of her? I was like, I was like, I could really send yes pictures.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

Oh yeah, I get ya. You're trying to get him a little further out so you can cross the finger slightly faster.

SPEAKER_01 5:42

That guy's running and he's hard.

SPEAKER_03 5:45

But look at that guy. Oh shit. Oh no, it's texting her.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

Send, it's send. It's a big money. Send it, send it.

SPEAKER_03 6:00

Oh man, that would have been bad. I don't even do it.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

Sure was like, you want me to send it, right? All right, too late.

SPEAKER_03 6:06

I look over and there's a paragraph this big, and I was like, oh no. But it starts with doozy. But I started to like yell out. I was like, send me booby pictures. And uh, and then at one point I paused my headphones so I could hear like the people cheering, and I was like, oh, I'm being loud.

SPEAKER_01 6:25

Like everyone could definitely how loud do you think you want to try doing it?

SPEAKER_03 6:29

Hey Siri, text Jessica, send booby pictures.

SPEAKER_01 6:36

That's a little granny next to you.

SPEAKER_03 6:38

We're all checking your phone. All right, it's a joke. Don't actually send that.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

Yeah. Let me check my phone too. Uh all right, my mom got that. All right, so that's when a half. That's interesting. It's like that's a that's a good great feat, but I I never get like celebrated for doing half of something. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 7:00

That is when did you have that locked and loaded?

SPEAKER_01 7:03

I could I could know the beginning.

SPEAKER_03 7:05

By the way he started the sentence, he tried to start this earlier and we got distracted by something. I was like, that's coming back.

SPEAKER_01 7:11

Oh yeah, that ain't leaving. I'm finishing my race.

SPEAKER_02 7:15

Asian. Uh so um uh yeah, I think that's a very funny thing that you said, and very clever and original.

SPEAKER_03 7:25

How long? How long, let me uh get you out of this. How long do you think it would take you to to run a half marathon?

SPEAKER_01 7:33

To run a half marathon? Yeah. How long did you take?

SPEAKER_03 7:40

Uh took me around two hours.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

Two hours seemed like much. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:45

So you think you could run it in an hour and a half. You ran it an hour, you think you run an hour and a half? Mm-hmm. Hmm. That's that's pretty fast to shave a half hour off of man. I thought you were gonna say like 159 because I ran it in 141.

SPEAKER_01 8:01

You're trying to bait me?

SPEAKER_03 8:03

Yeah, I was trying to bait you.

SPEAKER_02 8:05

I think I could do it uh in I would love to be able to do it under two and a half hours.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

That's doable. So for just for like uh I guess clear uh 141 was a 741 pace.

SPEAKER_01 8:25

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 8:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:27

I don't remember how my pace was back when I like with jogging stuff.

SPEAKER_03 8:32

But uh I think two and a half hours that's definitely doable. You're not an hour slower than me.

SPEAKER_02 8:39

No, I'm gonna stop and get something to eat though. That's that's true. Yeah, yeah, you gotta go potty and stuff. Yeah, you gotta go to the potty. You got a big chicken parm? Big chicken parm. And a drink. Yeah. Like a it's like a soft drink.

SPEAKER_01 8:53

Wait, what was that? Why'd you say that?

SPEAKER_02 8:55

To add a number mundane detail to make it weird. Oh, okay. Mission accomplished.

SPEAKER_01 9:01

Yeah, it was odd. Yeah, so uh I would I'd say yeah, around two and a half-ish, you know? It's doable.

SPEAKER_02 9:08

I looked at the thing that blew my mind about this. You sent your stats to us was the amount of calories you burned in that. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:17

How much was it?

SPEAKER_02 9:18

1500 over 1,500. Whoa. And uh, and that's like the what's the first thing my brain went to, and I'm not even doing a bit, was how much you could eat after that. Yes. Well, what's you could treat yourself.

SPEAKER_03 9:32

What's depressing is how quickly you could just completely destroy that, zero that out. Like one pint of Ben and Jerry's, you're almost there.

SPEAKER_01 9:40

Oh. That doesn't that's not uh, you know, that's not disheartening to me. If anything, it's after you run that, it's almost like, oh, I get to have a freebie. I get to do a full Shake Shack meal, it's and I'm completely in the clear.

SPEAKER_03 9:53

Yeah, I mean, you don't want to end the day at, you know. You're gonna eat those calories back, but like you want to be able to have a lot of you can eat a lot of food for 1500 calories or one thing. What did you do after Yeah?

SPEAKER_01 10:08

But the rest of your day, like it's not like 1500 calories is all you burned that day. You also had the all the rest of the regular which I did nothing.

SPEAKER_03 10:16

Right? I went, I mean, Jess and I rotted on the in the apartment like on I was on the couch for a lot of the day, which is so funny because the why was did I do that? Yeah, because I was very tired and my legs hurt and sore. I was yeah. I would I I my heart rate was also the average was like 167, and then my max was like 179. So I was just when you max your heart rate up for that long, it just completely drains your body, which is I was just not as prepared as I wanted to be. But the race was so early in the morning that by the time we got back to Jess's, it was still like nine. We actually we went to Veselka first. That was okay. Very nice, and then we Ukraine, Ukraine kind of place. Oh, okay. Yeah, you don't know Veselka? I don't know. It's in the East, it's on second Ave, it's by uh New York. It's like an old Ukrainian.

SPEAKER_01 11:10

They like doing soups, they got you know little stuffed cabbages.

SPEAKER_03 11:14

I could tell it's food you'd love. But there's like a I had a breakfast burrito. There's oh nice. There we go. So they have regular food. Great. But um by the time I got back to Jess, it was still in the morning, and then I did nothing all day. So by the end of the day, I was like, man, I had such a I had not left this couch, but I look at my watch and I had 30,000 steps. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 11:34

Did you feel bad that you still lay at home all day after? No, I didn't. Because I Because you did so much in the day. In the morning.

SPEAKER_03 11:42

Yeah, and I knew anything that I You were off to a great start. Right. I started my day.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

Well I'm saying is like uh you you even at rest, even if at besides the race, you also just burn two thousand calories being alive. Um yeah. Probably. That's why like there's that like you know, if you eat under a certain amount of calories, you're gonna lose weight. So that's probably uh if you eat less than two thousand for in a day and don't even exercise, you'll lose weight. Someone like you.

SPEAKER_03 12:13

Yeah. Yeah. I mean that's if it's I mean two thousand calories for me though is I can eat that pretty you know, quick. I I probably eat more than I should in a day, I would say. So I need I need to like track my calories or be very active. Because and it also it it fluctuates because if I I mean the amount of food that I ate yesterday I'd be curious to know if I was in a deficit or not.

SPEAKER_01 12:41

If you made it back and that's yeah. Well let's see, what'd you let's start from the start of the day? You wake up in your mouth.

SPEAKER_03 12:48

Is this today? No, you're from the start of the race. I had half I had half a cup of oat oatmeal and uh half a banana.

SPEAKER_01 12:57

Let's say that was 150 calories plus about 70 or like 220.

SPEAKER_02 13:01

And if it was a full marathon, you would have had a full banana. Of course.

SPEAKER_03 13:07

Uh during the race I had two. Everything it's uh marathon, just cut it in half. I shaved half my face. Uh a dump.

SPEAKER_01 13:25

You just cut it off midway. Leave the rest of the log in there.

SPEAKER_03 13:29

Training. That's for later. Training for the full. I'm gonna I want to start, but I know another one, I feel like another one's. No, no, I don't have another one.

SPEAKER_02 13:43

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 13:43

All right, go ahead. So then I had uh so gun shy. I had two like gels, which is a hundred calories each. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

And then is that like a uh goop? Yeah. The Gatorade kind, right?

SPEAKER_03 14:01

These were honey stinger brand. Oh, okay. They're uh Do you are they sugary? Yeah, it's just sugar and carbs, basically.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

Is that like a packet you squeeze in or is it like it's like a gel.

SPEAKER_03 14:14

You you squeeze it in.

SPEAKER_02 14:19

Oh, while running?

SPEAKER_03 14:21

Yeah. Oh yeah. That's why it's you want it to be quick, easy to digest, so you're not chewing. And so I just basically bite the grenade. Yeah, and just like take it, take it all in. Wow. And then uh what do you do with that little piece that you bit off? You spit it into the street. I mean, yeah. Yeah. It's the same thing with like I mean, you should see the the water stations. Yeah. It's because people just take and you you pinch the cup so it you have like a it goes like this, and then it's easy. You just down it and you just wow it.

SPEAKER_02 14:56

Yeah. Man, yeah, it's someone's job to clean it up. So it is just throw it on the ground.

SPEAKER_03 15:00

And I'm sure they're getting paid, that's why I paid a bunch of money to do the race. Oh, that's fair. You know, you're trying to get them. You're a bad person for running this race.

SPEAKER_01 15:10

Have you ever tried doing peanut butter?

SPEAKER_03 15:12

It's too like stodgy. It it it like caught caught in there. Yeah. Okay. All right, so two gels. Two gels, half a peanut half a oatmeal, half a oatmeal, and that whole thing. That was for the race, and then Veselka had a breakfast burrito and about uh four pierogies.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

Wow. I'm gonna say twelve hundred for that. And that's probably over, but I'm probably putting too much. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 15:43

Then we later had uh let's say three more pierogies. And then we just made dinner, we had uh tacos with chicken, avocado, bell peppers, and a little bit of cheese. And I had three of those, like many ones.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

Okay, I'll say that's like six hundred maybe.

SPEAKER_03 16:08

Okay, and then I had these um these little like fruit bar things, which I think are around like maybe 150 calories each, maybe two of those. Okay. So but again to your point, you still burn calories by lit. I think at the end of the day my watch had said like 3600 calories or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 16:34

Right? So you yeah, you're under.

SPEAKER_03 16:37

Still getting it. But uh but my point is if I threw a pint of ice cream in there, that's a huge yeah. Like if that was my dessert instead of the two fruit bars, like it's it very quickly I can be over. And even if I am under, by eating a pint of ice cream, I'm still not gonna feel good. It's not good. Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 17:00

But my point is it's just it's nice that you can't when you know you've done a lot in the day, then you've you've got some freebies in there.

SPEAKER_03 17:08

It also shows you a freebie. Yes, it shows you that like uh and you know, some people might not want to hear this, but losing weight is uh very simple.

SPEAKER_00 17:18

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 17:20

I want that to be the clip. Losing weight is extremely simple. It's not always an easy thing to do for a lot of people, but it's it is simple. If you burn 3,000 calories and eat 2,000 calories, if you do that every day, you will lose weight. I don't care. I'm with you.

SPEAKER_01 17:36

As do you think when people are fat, it's their fault?

SPEAKER_03 17:41

I think if they stay fat.

SPEAKER_01 17:44

So if they get fat, listen, there's a lot of reason.

SPEAKER_03 17:48

I mean, listen, I'm sitting here saying that I know this, and I still fall struggle, like I fall victim to I love cookies, they are my favorite thing. You guys know this. And I'll tell myself, like, we're not no more sugar, we're cutting it out.

SPEAKER_01 18:01

Right, right, but that's not the question. So, like, let's just say, let's just say you today, right? You swap bodies with someone who is 300 pounds or so. Your brain is in that person's brain. My brain is in that brain, your brain, yeah. Yeah, their brain's in this body. You think given you, you'd be able to shed that weight in a year, a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_03 18:21

I mean, in a year It depends what I'm trying to get down to, but I you could absolutely lose weight. I think a lot of people, like I know people who will make the choice to be like, I'm gonna be healthy, and then they do shit that they think is healthy and it's really not at all. Uh-huh. Like they'll have, you know, some sort of drink that's marketed as healthy, and then you look at it and it's just a bunch of dog shit in there. Yes, yes, it's awesome. And they're drinking it.

SPEAKER_02 18:48

There's been many times that he he has done that for me. As I'm like, I've been having these. This is healthy right now.

SPEAKER_01 18:54

What'd you have you have? What's an example?

SPEAKER_03 18:56

It'll be like uh the Starbucks green drinks, yeah. So he gets the green drink, and I'm like, I look at it, and the sugar content is like more than a Coke.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

Yeah, it's like 60, 70 grams.

SPEAKER_03 19:07

And which and your body really process it processes it the exact same way. Yeah, your body is not like, oh, this is green. Right. Uh SOI. To have all that sugar from fruit, you would need to eat like 11 oranges, and your body will break that down slower because there's fiber in it. But when you have a juice, it's all taken out, and it's just a main line of sugar in your blood. Yeah. Um it is mentality.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

I pooped a sugar cube.

SPEAKER_01 19:37

It was green. One little sugar cube. Give it to a horse. So uh it you're you're to you, it's mentality then. Like any person who's overweight, that the reason they can't do it's to they're making excuses.

SPEAKER_03 19:51

I mean, a lot of the reason that people I think are are very overweight, there is something like they're not disagreeing. There's like an emotional thing going on. A lot of people have an emotional attachment to eating, and I've have had that before. I'm not that's why I said it's simple, it's not always right easy. Whenever you're bringing up the litter. Let me let me get to the point you want me to get to. If you're a big fat, fatty, it's your fault, and I shouldn't feel bad for you, and no one should. And you're unlovable and gross. Isn't that what you want me to say?

SPEAKER_01 20:28

Yeah, but I I thought I'd have to work harder for it. And you don't ag you don't agree with that.

SPEAKER_02 20:37

No, I think you're beautiful the way you are.

SPEAKER_01 20:40

Right. That's your honest, honest feeling. Like you can be whatever.

SPEAKER_02 20:45

I don't think anyone should have like because you're fit.

SPEAKER_01 20:49

So you obviously care, you do work on your health.

SPEAKER_02 20:53

Yeah, but I also like uh what's the right word? Uh indulge all the time. Uh so I work out to indulge. So I don't think anyone should not indulge. But uh if you wanna but I also worry about my health. So yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:13

Because being too overweight is unhealthy, is what you're saying.

SPEAKER_02 21:18

A doctor would tell you that being too overweight is unhealthy.

SPEAKER_01 21:23

Which you would agree with, because you just said I listened to my doctor. Yes. Okay. Well then good.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

I also think that okay and when you were much heavier than you are now, why did you lose that weight?

SPEAKER_01 21:36

Because, you know, I was wanted to set a challenge for myself to see if I could do it. Because I think anyone any size is a beautiful person inside and out. For me, I was like, let's see what this feels like. If I put a goal, hey, this many calories and this much exercise, and what happens, and I happen to lose it, you know. Um

SPEAKER_02 22:00

And do you think you're better looking now than you were back then?

SPEAKER_01 22:03

I would say I'm just as beautiful then as I am now. Yeah. Because your weight doesn't It doesn't make a difference. It doesn't make any difference.

SPEAKER_02 22:12

You uh like you would go back to that weight.

SPEAKER_01 22:15

I would. I would, but I've become very used to this current lifestyle and my routine.

SPEAKER_03 22:21

Let's say you're dating a girl and she's she's 120 pounds when you start dating her. And then over the course of the month, you know, you guys are having nice outings, you're going out to eat. I'm putting my microphone down. You're ordering in, and uh, and she, you know, you both have what you want to eat, and then maybe there's leftovers, and she's always she's always eating them. And like you just notice slowly, like, oh, I remember that shirt, and it fits a little differently on her. And it's she's getting you just notice she's getting a little bigger and bigger and bigger. But it's totally okay. But is it the same person he started dating? It's the same human being. Yeah, it's the same person.

SPEAKER_02 23:02

Then she's still the wonderful person that you said. That's what you're saying. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

Yes. From the yeah, so that's a very beautiful outlook and opinion and perspective.

SPEAKER_02 23:12

Yeah. I only that you uh agree with that I feel is wonderful, then I'll say this.

SPEAKER_01 23:25

I will I'm like, you know, you I think uh it's hard. You know, sometimes you get into a lot of stress, you know, and you start gaining some, losing some. I understand that, you know. There's many factors, many factors. To me, in a relationship, there's a limit.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

Wow. Yeah, I will say complete, complete change from what you were doing earlier.

SPEAKER_01 23:59

What? Oh, where'd you think I was going with that? You thought I was gonna keep dancing.

SPEAKER_02 24:02

What you were doing for you when it was about your body, you were doing great. And now we got honest. My goodness.

SPEAKER_01 24:11

Look, everyone's uh, you know, got their journey and stuff. Um but you better have this destination.

SPEAKER_02 24:24

As long as you end up where I'm telling you to. Enjoy your journey.

SPEAKER_03 24:29

And if you start to veer off the path, I might bump you back on track.

SPEAKER_01 24:33

I don't think I'll ever bump you. I will not say anything until you hit the limit, and then it's over.

SPEAKER_04 24:43

Right.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

I don't think it's fair for me to tell you how to live your life.

SPEAKER_02 24:47

That's a live in constant fear that they of where this limit is.

SPEAKER_01 24:51

This limit is a complete secret.

SPEAKER_02 24:53

Yeah. So they're wondering the entire time what's this limit, and I'm like, you are completely know that I there's a limit.

SPEAKER_03 24:59

You are completely you are happy and satisfied with their body until right here, and then it is a a game breaker. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 25:10

Once they hit that limit, you start going 10, 9.

SPEAKER_01 25:15

And it's the same the other way, okay? She look, whoever I'm with, there's stuff they're putting up with me. Like I don't I don't make a lot of money. Oh, but I'm trying to make enough to have rent, whatever, have a car, whatever. If I decide to just go, ah, I'm gonna be homeless, go zero, and then they break up with me. What a valid reason for them to do that.

SPEAKER_03 25:34

Let me flip it on you. Let's say you you're you're dating a lady and she's uh size and she's yummy and and all that that you like. Good. That's disgusting to say that about a woman. But go ahead. And then um, let's say you guys decide to have a child together. Yeah. And so obviously, every woman, you're gonna gain weight when you have a kid, right?

SPEAKER_01 25:56

And well, if you do the proper I'm getting yeah, yeah. You're gonna gain weight when you have a kid. Good God. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:02

That's it. When you have a when you have a kid, and then afterwards, uh, you know, right after you deliver the baby, you're still that size. Is there a time is there is there basically a time when it's okay, it's like, all right, that baby was six months ago. So what how do we get back?

SPEAKER_01 26:24

I think I think the the the rules of the battlefield change uh after a baby. Now that's the mother of my children. Right. My uh I can't leave. If uh if if the mother of my child that's very different. Uh now I have to I'm there for her and my limits have uh changed and widened. Okay, I like that. Yeah. That said, I would like I would like some continuation of the habits that she had prior. You know, do what you you you gotta we're we're we're in this together. Yeah. Do something for me. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 27:11

A thing I always uh a problem I always ran into and um have tried to avoid running into uh since is like caring about there's like a limit almost to how much you can care about the health of a person before it seems like you're caring about the aesthetics of a person. 100%. Because especially, let's say if they're you know a a mom and you know it's it's tough raising kids, it's physical, it's all this stuff. It's like you want you want your your person to be in the best uh you know shape and and like health-wise to raise a kid because you've seen, you know, we've all seen parents where you're just like, God, that looks it's already tough enough being that. Yes, and then you gotta raise a uh a kid on top of it. Yeah. So I think like it's important to uh there's also so many mental benefits to to working out. There's all the things that are are good for you uh beyond aesthetics that are worth make it worth doing. Yeah. But it is hard to suggest all that without it making it seem like Yes.

SPEAKER_01 28:23

I would never suggest it. That is just not in my repertoire.

SPEAKER_03 28:28

I would never either. It's only ever come up when the person has openly, they're openly complaining to me about how they don't like the way they look. I haven't been to the gym, and this and that, this and that. And I've made the mistake in the past of of trying to be the guy, let's solve the problem. Yes. Well, let's start working on it. Oh, well, every problem you just told me, I exactly know how to fix. Uh-huh. And that's really not what it is. You're just you're feeling like this, and you want validation, you want me to tell you you're you're beautiful and all that stuff. It's like coming from that place, and I've only learned that through mistakes. So being like, here is a workout plan and diet.

SPEAKER_01 29:09

They want you to say, no, you're not, you're not.

SPEAKER_03 29:12

You don't need to do anything. You're you're perfect the way you are, and blah blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_01 29:16

Do you believe yourself when you're saying that?

SPEAKER_03 29:18

Yeah, I do. There's still a part of me that was like that is like if I'm perfect the way you are, and blah blah blah blah blah. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I I believe it. But I also still feel like you would feel better if you did the things that I'm suggesting. Uh-huh. But another thing I've learned is they're never gonna do it if it comes from you.

SPEAKER_01 29:46

Yes, exactly. Which is why I don't, I don't, that's not my territory.

SPEAKER_03 29:50

I just let you live your life until it's over for me.

SPEAKER_01 29:54

There needs to be some, you know, uh, awareness. Yeah, just yeah, just understanding of yourself, of the context. Look, you do your thing. It's wrong for me to suggest anything otherwise, and you know, I have my um boundaries. You just have to live under my boot. That's not what I'm saying. I've never I never impose this thing at all. With my last relationship, she would say, Hey, I'm getting fat. And I go, okay. I would say nothing else. You know, I don't go, no, you know, I just go, all right, fine. Uh let's go. What what's on TV? You know, move on.

SPEAKER_03 30:35

You just changed the subject.

SPEAKER_01 30:36

Pretty much, you know. I don't know, I know what they're trying to fish for. I don't wanna I don't want to I don't want to uh encourage compliment that feels like it's being dragged out of you. That too, yes. I don't want to give a compliment that's being dragged out of me, and I don't like um getting fished of like of try, you know, oh my my drawing's terrible. No, your art's beautiful, you know.

SPEAKER_03 31:03

This is a thing with you, not even just in this this context of the conversation. You're a you're a straight shooter because I've noticed this with other things. It's it's the same with um man. Are you oh are you are you going back to Astoria? Are you going back there after this? Okay, yeah. I mean, I I I live in Astoria too.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

So you're talking about giving people a ride.

SPEAKER_03 31:27

Somebody fishing for a ride. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 31:29

You'd rather just be like Would would that be okay if you gave me a ride instead of like you're referring to when sometimes I'll be leaving, especially in comedy, I'll be leaving someplace, and uh the comedian knows I have a car. Yeah, they know because I've given them rides before, and they were were ready to leave probably half an hour ago, and I'm starting to get around getting ready to leave. And their knowledge of knowing that I live there, have a car, has made them kind of linger to see if they can get one. And then they they they broach the subject with this level of like we're hanging, we're talking. I can tell they're not even really engaged in the conversation, and then you know, they're like, All right, I'm gonna start again going, you know. Peter, you live in a story, right? You still you still got your car? You go in there, yeah. Is it all right if I like doing all this shit? Yeah, and that really, really pisses me. I know, and so sometimes I'll just lie and I'll be like, I'm actually visiting a buddy real quick at mid at 2 a.m. At 2 a.m. in fucking uh Bushwick on a Tuesday, and then they'll you know, just to make them really just yeah, you waited for that. Yeah, is what happens, right? You know, yeah, people who ask for it, I I'm I generally say yes.

SPEAKER_03 32:52

Exactly. But it's it's the same thing of like they think they're kind of being sly and dancing around this thing, and you're watching it happen, being like, you're about to you're about to ask. And it's the same thing with like, oh my whatever looks stupid, doesn't it? You know, you just you don't like that.

SPEAKER_01 33:10

Or I'll give like a very like, I'm clearly not into it, going, oh no, no, no, no, no, it's good. Yeah. You know? Just you just come on, you know? And for you, there's no limit as far as that goes. Someone 400 pounds gains 400 pounds in a year.

SPEAKER_02 33:27

Uh no, I um I can't be with an unhealthy person. So if I see like but I have like uh deeper roots to why uh but I I want everyone to be doing what they can to be healthy. If if someone is heavier than they were when we started dating, but they're doing uh like healthy decisions, I and indulge in your the treats and all the stuff that you like. But uh healthy enough to to live your life uh is any any like dil like Which is a very flexible range. It's a flexible range.

SPEAKER_03 34:16

So let's say they're doing the healthy things, but it's it's just not working. And uh they're doing all these healthy things, but they just keep they just keep, you know getting unhealthy.

SPEAKER_02 34:32

Okay. Like there's things that are out of your control. Yeah, yeah. And uh I don't ever I won't ever begrudge someone for that. Yeah. Uh but if I see that they're complaining and but then also feeding their their problem, uh no pun intended there, uh then I have a hard time with with that.

SPEAKER_01 34:59

I won't be I you can't be like, oh I can't fit in this yeah, these pants anymore, then eat a stick of butter.

SPEAKER_03 35:07

Yeah. Yeah. I think what you're sort of saying, and I I got a stick of butter.

SPEAKER_01 35:19

You know? I think that's reasonable.

SPEAKER_02 35:22

I don't know why, but I picture them doing it in one bite.

SPEAKER_01 35:24

Like a Scooby-Doo cartoon.

SPEAKER_03 35:28

It's like a Scooby-Doo sandwich, like bread, stick of butter, bread.

SPEAKER_01 35:31

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:32

What would you say to someone like that if uh I'll say what I've said in previous relationship.

SPEAKER_01 35:38

Oh, you have? Whoa, that's amazing. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 35:42

When they come when someone complains about their body, uh, I'll be like, well, whenever I don't feel good about my body, this is what I do. But I'll 12-step gym regiment. And then I show them pictures of what they want them to look like. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:00

Whenever I'm feeling body, I I bad about my body. I just I do the opposite of all the things that you're doing right now.

SPEAKER_02 36:07

Uh I so go on. Uh when someone doesn't feel good about their body, I I'm like, I totally get it. I mean, even I feel better if I had just walked around and did did my errands by walking instead of taking the train. Uh, if I like like I'm never gonna tell someone that first of all, it's like, well, I I don't think you are unattra uh uh you have to listen to what they're saying too. Because if they're saying they're unattractive, do not say if they're not saying that they're unattractive, don't say, well, I think you're beautiful. And they're like, that's not what I'm saying. But like um, I was with someone that was have that was uh I've d most of the people I've dated have also had anxiety. And one of the main reasons I exercise is for anxiety, and I'm like, one thing that makes me less stressed is uh the quote that he's said uh move the body, change the mind. And that's mainly all I'm uh encouraging when someone says they don't feel good about their body. I'm like, if you move, you will feel good for having moved. I won't tell them go get it, go to the gym. I won't tell them like that. But I'm like, anytime I'm uh not feeling well, movement helps with that. And for you, you should move a lot.

SPEAKER_01 37:36

But that said, I think uh would you guys like it?

SPEAKER_02 37:39

I would love to read this and feel anxious about something else.

SPEAKER_01 37:45

Let's jump into our little thing I wrote.

SPEAKER_02 37:49

Uh everybody wrote this?

SPEAKER_01 37:52

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:52

You just just you.

SPEAKER_01 37:54

Just I. So, ladies and gentlemen, we are heading into well, not an ad read. Let's call this a uh little sketch. Yeah. It's time for a little sketch. Um finally wrap. I write these for Taylor and Steven. They are reading this for the first time. Let's get right into it. We're in a hospital. Peter is lying in the bed, hooked up to all sorts of wires. His eyes are closed. Steven is sitting next to him. Taylor walks in.

SPEAKER_03 38:27

Sorry I'm late. I got here as fast as I could, but I was caught up in something.

SPEAKER_01 38:31

What were you doing?

SPEAKER_03 38:32

I had a half marathon.

SPEAKER_02 38:34

Oh, how did it go?

SPEAKER_03 38:36

I finished in third place.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

Congratulations.

SPEAKER_03 38:38

Yeah, thanks.

SPEAKER_02 38:40

You should be proud of yourself.

SPEAKER_03 38:41

Yeah, I just wanted to beat my time from last year and I did that. But you know that feeling where if you're so close to first, you're like, ah, I was right there.

SPEAKER_02 38:49

Yeah, I get you.

SPEAKER_03 38:50

Anyway, how's he doing?

SPEAKER_02 38:51

He's in a coma. Doctor says he's never gonna wake up again.

SPEAKER_03 38:55

Oh, wow, that's crazy. We just saw him yesterday.

SPEAKER_02 38:58

Yeah, it sucks because he wanted to hang out with us more, but we were uh busy now. I had pizza from Milkflower waiting at home. Yeah, and I had to get the last cookie at Lavaine's. You think you have all the time in the world with someone, and then something like this happens, you know? You're right.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

Life is so fragile and fleeting.

SPEAKER_02 39:31

The worst part is he was supposed to watch my cats this weekend, and you're not free, right?

SPEAKER_03 39:39

No, I have to fix my bicycle.

SPEAKER_02 39:49

So this morning I looked in my mailbox and I found a letter from him. I was thinking we should read this together.

SPEAKER_03 39:55

That sounds like a good idea. Steven hands Taylor the letter. Taylor opens it. To Taylor and Steven, my best friends, I just want you two to know that I really appreciate you both. I've had let's I've had, let's say, a hard time this past year, and I know you guys are always around to pick me up when I need you. I'm sorry if I haven't been a good friend back. I do what I can with taking care of you guys, your guys' places, and being there for your breakups. And if you forget something for a wedding, I'll make the trip and offering to drive you to Baltimore and look at these things. I don't even think about twice. I barely remember all the favors I've done for you two. I just wanted to say it's fine you both miss my birthday. I know you're living very busy lives, and I'm sorry for bothering you about that. I just wanted to take this time to say goodbye. Thanks for the friendship. This is not your fault. I wish we could have hung out more. Love Peter Wong.

SPEAKER_02 40:50

Yeah, I'm gonna miss him. If I could bring him back, I would do anything.

SPEAKER_01 40:53

The doctor walks in. Hey, so we've been looking at the tests, and I'll say he's trending in the right direction. If we give 24 more hours, we're very optimistic you will pull through and make a full recovery.

SPEAKER_02 41:06

I hear what you're saying, Doctor. That sounds good and all, but I think me and Taylor hate seeing our friend like this, and I think we're ready to pull the plug. Right, Taylor?

SPEAKER_03 41:15

Yeah, it's time.

SPEAKER_01 41:17

Oh, wait, but he's going to be fine if you give him another day.

SPEAKER_02 41:20

Yeah, I understand, but I'm his best friend. I hate to see him going through this suffering.

SPEAKER_03 41:26

Yeah, just do it, Doctor.

SPEAKER_01 41:28

No, but look, even the screen here is showing his brain activity is increasing. Doctor, I get to make the decision here.

SPEAKER_02 41:34

That's true. Please, put him out of his misery. Before the doctor does this, Peter wakes up. Oh my god, where am I?

SPEAKER_03 41:41

You're in the hospital, Peter.

SPEAKER_02 41:43

Hey, Peter, we're just saying goodbye.

SPEAKER_01 41:45

Wait, I want to live.

SPEAKER_02 41:46

You're in a lot of pain, and I hate to see you going through it.

SPEAKER_01 41:49

I don't feel any pain at all. Steven reaches behind the bed and pulls the plug.

SPEAKER_00 41:54

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I'm dying! I'm dying! I'm dead.

SPEAKER_01 42:08

Peter dies.

SPEAKER_03 42:11

That's tough.

SPEAKER_02 42:13

Yeah, I don't know if I'll ever get over it. Okay. Well, we should get to Popeyes. Well, should we get Popeyes? They're having a deal right now. Three pieces of delicious Louisiana spice fried chicken for five dollars.

SPEAKER_03 42:27

Now that's what I'm talking about. I love that chicken from Popeyes. And that is a Nat read by the end.

SPEAKER_01 42:41

Now back to our show.

SPEAKER_02 42:44

Excellent work. Just poking at all the buttons. Which, yeah. I threw in your birthday. We did not miss his birthday. I got distracted. I was like, nope, we made it. No, we were both there. Yeah. That was only for me, for my little That was the only part that was not true, but all the things that we've had him do for us is absolutely true.

SPEAKER_01 43:11

Um Yeah, I threw in a little couple Easter eggs of our friendship. That was beautiful. You know? If I was in a coma. You know?

SPEAKER_02 43:24

Uh before you do this, would you give No, you know what? Go with your assistance.

SPEAKER_01 43:29

What I give what? Let's hear it. I'm curious now.

SPEAKER_02 43:31

I get I get the attorney.

SPEAKER_01 43:33

Power of attorney over Taylor. Power of attorney? Which is like you get to do whatever you want with me. Is that what power of attorney is?

SPEAKER_03 43:42

It's like you, he makes the decision. Yeah. He can do whatever he wants with you.

SPEAKER_01 43:49

That's what it means, right?

SPEAKER_02 43:51

I'm you can order everybody out of the room. I'm in charge of if you uh if I pull a plug or not.

SPEAKER_01 43:57

Yes. Yeah, you would have power over him. Over Taylor?

SPEAKER_02 44:01

Yeah. Good.

SPEAKER_01 44:03

I would like to I I wonder if I could share it. Like do like a 70-30 or something. Rocky.

SPEAKER_00 44:07

Rock paper scissors.

SPEAKER_01 44:12

And we're trying to win.

SPEAKER_02 44:13

Damn it. Okay, ask your question.

SPEAKER_01 44:18

Yeah, so I'm in a in like a little coma. Or vegetative state.

unknown 44:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 44:24

What's the difference?

SPEAKER_02 44:25

Vegetative, he could be alive. Yes. I mean, uh, I'm sorry, awake. Awake. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 44:30

You walk in, I'm like this.

SPEAKER_02 44:34

Are there any are there tubes blocking your throat? Uh I was just asking. Because you had it like this. Is it gonna fuck my mouth? No, I'm just asking what kind of like breathing approach.

SPEAKER_01 44:48

I would say I don't think I think I don't know what the medical thing is, but if not, then just it just Okay. You walk in.

SPEAKER_03 44:57

And you so you're in a vegetative state, which means you're like conscious, you're just trapped in this.

SPEAKER_01 45:03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 45:04

Vegetative state is like I'm conscious. You're you're processing, but you just can't move it. Or like it's paralysis, I thought.

SPEAKER_01 45:12

Okay. So yeah, oh paralysis, I can't. But I can move my eyes. Okay. Okay. That's it. Just my eyes. Okay. All right. I can move my eyes, and then you have you guys have found a way to communicate with me with my eyes.

SPEAKER_03 45:23

Blank one for yes, blank twice for no.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

Yes, and you have like a like a keyboard thing or like a letter thing, and I'm able to spell out things. Okay. And we've I've been like this for months.

SPEAKER_02 45:34

So you're basically, and I'm not doing a bit like Stephen Hawking. You can you can uh communicate with us via text. Yes. But that's it.

SPEAKER_01 45:44

That's it. Okay. And I also have been to Epstein's Island. And he's back with stories. It was great. Okay, so no. Um, but I'm talking to you with this with eyeball with the thing, and you know, for a month we're like, let's see if we I get any better. And you know, it's not really trending upwards. So then month three, I spell out I need you to do something for me. I don't really think this is a this is really tough. And I think my life would be better, or I think it'd just be easier if we we called it a day. So Steven as my power attorney, can would you be willing to pull the plug on me?

SPEAKER_02 46:33

Uh man. Well, you could live with what if we got you out of the hospital and you were able to be in a chair and uh you could live you could live with me and I could take you around and stuff and you could still live life.

SPEAKER_01 46:52

I I mean it would be interesting. I would let's just say we try that for a week. Okay? You give it a week. How much how much long longer do you I'm in a vegetative steak?

SPEAKER_03 47:08

He's like, just fucking kill me.

SPEAKER_01 47:10

Steve's like, look, I got another 10. You want to hear it, right? If you don't, stand up and walk out. All right. Alright, I'll pick what we watch again. Um so yeah, I'm like, look, thanks for trying this, but I'm in a lot of pain. I don't I can't do anything that I want to do. And um my soul is broken. Good you. Well, at this point, I guess I'm living without the cables.

SPEAKER_03 47:47

And let's say it's also it's legal to do this.

SPEAKER_01 47:50

Yes. You could they'll ship you the thing. You can press the syringe to finish it off, or you can push me down a cliff. Whatever is you know, whatever you want to do. Well, I ain't doing that. What if I asked?

SPEAKER_02 48:04

Um to push you down a cliff. So wait. All right. So you're yeah, this is getting too complicated.

SPEAKER_03 48:11

I gotta drag you up a cliff. Well, I would find one where you're wheelchair accessible. Yeah. I'm not climbing them up. Would you want to be rolled off or have just take your just the body and then rolled off? Rolled off.

SPEAKER_01 48:25

Would be cooler.

SPEAKER_02 48:26

And I'm like Thelman Louise. Uh all right. So you're at my place. And I drop the bomb on you. And and Taylor's there?

SPEAKER_01 48:37

Yeah, sure. I say, can you invite Taylor? I'd like to speak to you two about something.

SPEAKER_02 48:42

Okay, and you know what? This is the hypothetical. We're gonna do the the situation. Okay. And Taylor's not there yet. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 48:50

So I'm I guess I'll speak like you don't have to do the robot. But if you want I think I want to. I was like, okay. Stephen. Yeah. I would like to ask you something. What's up? I've been doing a lot of thinking. Uh-huh. And you invite Taylor. And I'd like to talk with both of you. Sure.

SPEAKER_02 49:21

I'm gonna text him right now. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 49:29

Yeah, I gotta go. I gotta go. This is gonna be some bullshit. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 49:35

Hey buddy. What's up? Hello, Taylor. Congrats on the half marathon.

SPEAKER_02 49:46

I told you not to talk about that with him. He can't move anything.

SPEAKER_03 49:51

Thanks, man. I I ran really fast.

SPEAKER_01 50:01

I bet I can do a half marathon. Shit's for pussies. Anyways, thanks for coming. He's still in there. Uh I just wanted to ask both of you something. Uh I've tried to live like this, but hold on the accent die off.

SPEAKER_02 50:30

I think we have the Borad setting a little high.

SPEAKER_01 50:37

I was wondering. Oh there we go.

SPEAKER_00 50:40

If you guys kill it.

SPEAKER_01 50:42

Um anyways, my soul feels broken. And every day is harder than the last. I'm wondering if it's just easier if everything's dark forever. So my question to you are can you help let me kill myself?

SPEAKER_02 51:12

Alright, I didn't know this was what I was bringing you over for. Um you sure you d want to do this, man? Like we could still live life all of us together.

SPEAKER_01 51:27

Yeah. I've given this a lot of thought. It's been a week. Yes, but I've been in this state for three months. You don't understand the pain that I'm in. Please do this for me. Taylor, how come you're not speaking?

SPEAKER_03 51:53

Well, you seem like you made up your mind, so hey, the 70-30 thing's still intact, right?

SPEAKER_02 52:04

I'd like to give up my 70s.

SPEAKER_01 52:07

This isn't a stockholder meeting.

SPEAKER_02 52:11

Uh you're still being an asshole, even though you want to die. You're trying to help them kill you.

SPEAKER_03 52:24

Uh okay, but we're not doing it here. We go back to the hospital and have the hospital do it. I figured we were in the hospital right now. No he's at my place. Oh, where you had you come over.

SPEAKER_01 52:36

Oh, okay. You mean like in Maryland? Sorry, that that bombed. All right, now that's the feel that uh now I really want to kill myself.

SPEAKER_03 52:50

I couldn't think I'd I didn't think I could feel more broken.

SPEAKER_02 52:56

The pieces of my soul have also broken into smaller pieces. If you were in a coma, yeah, how long would you want us to give you?

SPEAKER_01 53:08

I guess in a coma, I don't care. I could be I'd feel like it just keep me up forever.

SPEAKER_02 53:14

All right, because I don't know. Keep it in keep you in a coma forever. So the only way we know unless it's expensive. No, someone's paying for that.

SPEAKER_01 53:21

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I'll do it until my insurance covers it. And then afterwards, if it starts.

SPEAKER_03 53:25

It'll run out real quick. If the doctor says you ain't waking up, that's that would devastate me.

SPEAKER_02 53:34

Yeah. I wouldn't, I wouldn't have I would have the hardest time, it seems.

SPEAKER_03 53:39

Yeah, Taylor Walks and look. You're saying so the heartbeat's still going, but they're like, listen, the only thing keeping their heartbeat going is this machine. They're in a coma. They cannot, you know, live without this. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 53:52

The doctor tells you he's got no shot. How fast do you pull the plug? You do a same day?

SPEAKER_03 53:58

No, not same day. Uh, I think that I would give everybody a chance to who wants to say goodbye. Maybe even have a party. I don't know if that would like all right.

SPEAKER_01 54:10

You'll call every single person you know close to me. None of them want to come.

SPEAKER_03 54:15

None of them want to come.

SPEAKER_01 54:16

Yeah. They're like, I'm good. Do you now you pull the plug?

SPEAKER_03 54:21

I st I still don't think I could do it right there, right that day.

SPEAKER_01 54:26

You need some time to mull it over.

SPEAKER_02 54:28

Is it currently a season of Survivor? Yeah, let's say yes. I would watch, I would come, we would come over every Wednesday and watch an episode next to you. And then Oh, wait, no, no, so now I'm back in vegetative state, Peter.

SPEAKER_03 54:45

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 54:46

No, you're in a coma. You're in a coma.

SPEAKER_01 54:48

And you bring survivor. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:51

With vegetative. Okay, but yeah, we'll finish the coma thing and then we'll go back to vegetative state. After the finale, you know, they go, and it's Jack. I pulled up. I let you see that. Let you see who wins. I let you see who wins, and then I pull it.

SPEAKER_03 55:09

I would first submit you for the next season of Survivor.

SPEAKER_02 55:14

And then if I didn't hear back, then I'd pull the plug. Jeff's like, hey man, uh Peter is dogged on this challenge. Who's sending out on this challenge? Let me guess.

SPEAKER_01 55:33

He doesn't help with shelter.

SPEAKER_03 55:35

He doesn't help.

SPEAKER_01 55:36

Just waiting around camp all day. So you would give it, you'd give it a uh more than a day.

SPEAKER_03 55:42

I mean, I would talk to people in my life. I'd I would talk to my family because it's like it is a decision that you should think about and talk over. Because I would want to make sure that I'm doing the right thing. This is never this is not a thing I've ever had to do or even think about before. And uh for some reason it's fallen on my sh shoulders. I would have a very difficult time with it.

SPEAKER_02 56:07

I would make sure your brothers came. I would like no, I would track down the people I know that mean a lot to you, make sure they all came.

SPEAKER_03 56:18

But for some reason, it it was his wish that none of them get to decide. You decided I just even though their brothers because I think they don't have a peep.

SPEAKER_02 56:29

I don't think this is an unlikely likely possibility. I don't think it's unlikely that we get this call one day. Peter fell, and we were looking at his will. Yeah. And it says You have the power of attorney.

SPEAKER_01 56:45

And I think I might if I I might set it up to have like, hey, you seven, eight people closest in my life. Yeah. Stand in a circle, and we're gonna put like like the spinners in the middle. Like a twister. And then whoever it points to, you have it.

SPEAKER_03 57:02

We're gonna play one game of blood on the clock now. That's actually really and whoever loses has to pull the blood.

SPEAKER_02 57:08

This guy really doesn't know how the game works. No, he doesn't even say that. Whoever wins, he always turns us down when we invite him. Uh because it's a team versus a team. Right, right, right. But that would narrow it down. Uh but it no, that's not how it works. Uh, you know, just enjoying it sometime. Uh, but uh the dial thing's pretty great. Yeah, that's been it. It'll be funny, it'll be funny. And then it's so you too. It's a dark situation and it's something silly. That's very you.

SPEAKER_03 57:39

The game is rigged where it always lands in the same spot.

SPEAKER_02 57:42

I uh the thing I w learned, so uh I had uh my uncle's funeral last week and uh I was asked to do a reading, and then there was also gonna be a part where you could speak if you had anything to say. And uh my there was some my some pe family members that were debating about speaking, and then we got there and we all fell apart when we got there. It was like very emotional. And then they offered I thought the readings were before the speaking, so I was like, Well, I'll read, and then if I have it in me to speak, I'll speak. But the speaking was before the readings. Oh, so uh no the priest goes, Does anybody want to say anything? And it's like dead quiet and no one's getting up, and I'm like so. I got up and I went to the podium to speak so that someone would, and I also wanted to give my own words instead of just this reading.

SPEAKER_01 58:51

Breaks the ice a little for the rest of the street.

SPEAKER_02 58:53

Once you did it, everyone did it. No one.

SPEAKER_03 58:56

Oh really?

SPEAKER_02 58:58

Yeah, it's it it I was well, I'm saying that because I was in the same I had the same thing with you where no one got up, and then I got up first, and then after I did, other people no one else did, but I uh people spoke with that had prepared stuff that was part of the I'm not of the doing a bit, but part of the agenda. I don't know how to word that. Uh the lineup. Uh and uh closed. Uh and then um I went up and I just started to and I had some stuff prepared in my head, like I was thinking about it on the flight, and then I went up there, I couldn't look at anybody, and I did a bit, and uh and it got a big pop. And I only say that because I was like, I it wasn't like a written joke, it was something I knew that everyone would relate to about my uncle, got a big laugh, and then when I um the minute I was sincere, I broke down. And this is my uncle, so you know, and then I fall apart and I kind of cut it short, and then I go sit down, and then I have to go back up and do the reading. The reading, I'm totally fine. The reading, I'm like locked in and everything. And then I left, and I I was like, man, I like to think that you know, I don't wanna wish for this, but the people in my life that mean a lot to me, if those opportunities are there to go up there and say what they mean to you, I I think uh I'm someone that would regret not speaking, uh, not for attention, but to be like, this is how I I can speak in front of people. Let me show what this person meant to me and what I learned from that person is the way I look at it. I went up there and said what I learned uh about life from my uncle. But after that and how much it it destroyed me, I was like, I don't know if I can do that for everyone in my life because it was so it's such a short fuse before I lose it. Yeah. Uh so I don't know if I'll speak at your funeral.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:19

Well, that was a very touching thing to hear. And I think we're at the time now. And that's where we will. Imagine tomorrow I die. That's where it ends. I'll speak. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:29

Well, by the time you've heard this, he's been dead for quite some time. Yeah. His special's out.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:34

Uh tomorrow. That's right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:38

And that's all the time we have for everything. Uh and uh what's the plugs here?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:46

Uh uh at Taylor Comedy T-A-Y-L-E-R on everything. Look out for when my special comes out.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:55

Check it out.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:55

He did a great job. Uh it was hilarious. T B D good name. Uh and then Taylor Baldend Yarish.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:05

Taylor Balding Dong. Uh check me out on Nataland. I should have my little showcase segment out, and I think it went very well. So please look it up on YouTube.com. Type in Nataland, Peter Wong.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:28

And uh come see me live, uh StevenRogersComedy.com. And uh if uh if uh Peter dies, uh come see me at the hospital and uh get in line for the the spinny thingy. Bye, bye guys