Ep. 016—Peter And The Mouse

The boys are back! Peter talks about a mouse thats been tormenting him, the boys play more of the card game, they discuss Peters grandfathers grave site, and more!

@stevenrogerscomedy

@taylercomedy

@peterwongcomedy

Transcript

SPEAKER_06 0:00

Look at us, huh? Little green crew. It is. And uh whatever this is, they're similar.

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That's green.

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This is close.

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Is this green? It's in the green family.

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That's teal-ish. I would say compared to this. But it's in the family. It's in the family. Yeah. It's match.

SPEAKER_04 0:13

Well, you know why? Because this is a special Saint Patrick's Day episode.

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Oh.

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It is. Welcome to today's episode.

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Oh boy.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey! So today I'm Peter Wong.

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I'm Taylor Yarish. I'm Steven Rogers.

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Okay.

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All right. To start off today's episode, I am going to introduce and uh Taylor and Peter have nothing to do with this uh idea. I'm excited. The Hee Hee He first edition card game.

SPEAKER_04 1:10

Oh, you designed it.

SPEAKER_05 1:12

I designed a card game for the podcast. Whoa. We will each be getting three cards. Uh-huh. Uh and you can play these cards at any point during the podcast.

SPEAKER_06 1:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:26

Do we get to know what the cards say?

SPEAKER_05 1:28

You can look at your your card. Okay. If there's no time allotment made, uh specified on the card, you can assign the time allotment for I would say up to three minutes. Uh because there are things Any more would be torture for us and the listener. Yes. If it is not specified who you're playing it on, like on the card, no one's name is mentioned on the card. You're usually my intention was when you play it on somebody, it is dealt to them and they have to do what's on the card. But if you want if you so choose to do it to yourself, that's a big stack. You can do it to yourself. You can do it to yourself if you'd like.

SPEAKER_06 2:08

Like no matter what the game is, I'm confused by directions of card games.

SPEAKER_00 2:14

No matter what it is, well, let me see.

SPEAKER_04 2:16

Let me see if because I'm a good explainer. It seems like you put a lot of thought in making this. But what I believe is each of those papers has a thing you gotta do. An action. An action. It seems like generally it's a limitation on probably what you can say or some sort of constraint. Now, some of them will tell you how much time. And some of them don't. If they don't, it's up to three minutes. Okay. Does that sound like I got it right?

SPEAKER_06 2:40

Yeah. Got it. I just I'm uh the action part.

SPEAKER_05 2:43

And you would be wrong about them constraining. They're mostly adding. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 2:50

They're doing something to you.

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Because normally Steven would want to constrain, but this Steven was like, let me add.

SPEAKER_04 2:57

Well, I don't know what to expect.

SPEAKER_05 3:00

Yeah. Uh and may honestly, we can decide right now because it is an hour show, we could make them five cards each. There's enough for five cards each.

SPEAKER_04 3:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 3:08

Let's start with three and then draw after we Yeah, you can draw two more throughout the game. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 3:17

I play all of them on you right now.

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Do a high-pitched Asian voice. Do uh Okay.

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Alright.

SPEAKER_04 3:27

Wow, you put a you made a back for each of these with the pen. This is a back.

SPEAKER_05 3:32

You said it looks like I put a lot of thought into this. I did make it today, but I put thought into it. Yes. Well yeah. So this is the first edition. Okay. I was almost going to get these laminated, but I was like, I wanted to grow the game to grow. First edition.

SPEAKER_04 3:48

So you say first edition because you feel like this is a work in progress, or because you expect more ideas to come.

SPEAKER_05 3:56

I expect more ideas to come. I expect there to be feedback throughout this this episode, and I plan on it being a staple of the show.

SPEAKER_04 4:05

I think it'll be good to show that don't look at the cards, guys, but look at the backs where Steven actually each back has a he he he logo on it. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, so let's see what this is. Alright. Steve, this is this is genius already. I've looked at one. And this is already great. For how simple it is. It's it's a great idea.

SPEAKER_05 4:31

Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 4:32

Did you use any inspiration for this?

SPEAKER_05 4:34

Um no. Uh so I'll be honest. I had the idea. I had the it's been bothering me that only he has brought something physical to the game, uh to the show. Right.

SPEAKER_04 4:49

So it's bothering me too. So thank you.

SPEAKER_05 4:51

And I'm like, well, to force me writing a script, that's not who I am. Yeah. So I need it to be something that really excites me.

SPEAKER_04 4:59

And as soon as I thought of this, I don't want to watch, but you've outdone yourself.

SPEAKER_05 5:04

We watch, we watch Survivor, and they're plugging this card game that they do for Survivor. Yeah. And I'm like, a card game for the show? Oh my god, a card game for the show. So this is the idea.

SPEAKER_04 5:17

I can't help it. I'm playing one right now.

SPEAKER_05 5:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 5:20

Personality swap. You you two, right? You two giving us some personalities for three minutes. Okay. Um so and then we're gonna have a regular podcast uh for three minutes. For well, for the whole time.

SPEAKER_05 5:36

Yeah. But we're these oh yeah. The the main the point is that it's a regular show. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 5:42

Uh we can do it for three minutes, or just however long you guys are comfortable with, we could do it. I see where you're going with this. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 5:50

Sure. Okay. Uh so uh well, this is fun. Uh I want you to just get into it. Yeah. Um what happened this past week? I thought I had something a little weird happen to me, but I don't remember.

SPEAKER_05 6:08

I ran a lot. Uh-huh. Uh and lifted so many things.

SPEAKER_06 6:13

Yeah. And uh I was running uh I was in it Atlanta and I was running in the airport because I had a uh uh my flight, you know, I don't I don't look at how I book things, so I my my my next flight was across the other side of the airport, so I'm sprinting, you know, and I'm running as as fast as I can. And uh and then I I but I had to stop into the lounge.

SPEAKER_04 6:41

Is this a tail this is a Steven story told as Steven, right? Steven's personality.

SPEAKER_05 6:46

Let's you're not as funny as you usually are.

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Let's hear something that happened to you for real this week, but you're gonna be Steven when you do it. Oh, so a real personality swap.

SPEAKER_05 6:57

It happened to Taylor, but he's handling it like Steven.

SPEAKER_04 6:59

Yeah, yeah. Or you're explaining it like Steven.

SPEAKER_06 7:02

That's uh but I have to tell the real story that happened to me, but I'm explaining it as that's uh very It's tough, right? It's very specific. Because there's a lot of like uh he paused it for the description he's giving you.

SPEAKER_04 7:18

This is because this is important, because you're you guys are wasting it right now. And this is I I do but there's a lot of uh uh well.

SPEAKER_06 7:26

Okay, well putting the story together in your head, right? Uh my girlfriend is in Vegas right now on a work thing, and uh she uh called me the other night and she was uh uh very uh anxious.

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I tell stories horribly.

SPEAKER_06 8:04

Uh so I tried to uh be sportive of my girlfriend. So I was like, it's okay, you know, but she's complaining about corporate stuff. I don't know about corporate stuff, you know. So I was like, uh it's gonna you're gonna push through, and you're I was just trying to be a good uh boyfriend. Okay. Uh like I always am. Uh-huh. And uh, but it didn't help. She just kept uh crying.

SPEAKER_04 8:34

Okay. I'd say we're not quite this is very hard. An incredible impersonator. We're not really hitting the Steven personality.

SPEAKER_06 8:44

But I'm you're not I'm not allowed to I'm not allowed to be me. Like, if I'm doing an impression, I'm that person.

SPEAKER_04 8:52

Well, okay. What's an impression of Steven? Something that Steven says you know? He's like, hey, you guys want to come over for Survivor? Well, how would Steven say?

SPEAKER_06 9:03

Hey ding dongs. You it's uh it's tough because you don't like do you have a catchphrase?

SPEAKER_05 9:14

You've done your impression of me and you got something. You got two things really good on me. What? Which is Well, I I can't do it. Yeah, do an impression of yourself. You you did it at Chattanooga in front of Danielle, and I was my jaw was on the floor. Oh yes, he does that a lot. Yeah, with the hair. Uh yeah, I did I and then I say a certain thing.

SPEAKER_04 9:39

Sometimes like uh you'll tell him he's like, well, uh you know, you're if you're gonna be in this big. Look, I gotta tell you.

SPEAKER_05 9:49

I gotta say this. That's that's the now we're getting there. I gotta tell you. Alright, now go again.

SPEAKER_06 9:57

Something else that happened to you. Uh this morning I was uh uh uh running uh doing my run like I normally do, and I ran into uh Bo. And uh I don't have Asperger. This is all right, you do me. This is very hard.

SPEAKER_04 10:19

Yes, yes, yeah. I know, I'm giving a hard time. All right, go ahead. I that's a good start.

SPEAKER_05 10:29

I was stuck in Tampa, and uh, you know, I uh I got up at 4 a.m. to take my flight. Uh-huh. And I can't do this. It's hard. It is hard. It's hard to tell your story as hard.

SPEAKER_04 10:45

I'm gonna tell you something mundane. All right, I'm gonna try to do Taylor. So you're you're swapping I I'm I'm trying to Taylor out, and then I'll try you out. Okay. Okay. It's a phrase ang. Uh yeah. So uh so far we're just boring white men. Uh so Sunday I I was at in Boston, and then I needed to get back by 7 a.m. But I hadn't slept. I'm sorry. This is hard. Okay, this card's hard. This card's hard. Not about to steam, okay? Uh uh.

SPEAKER_06 11:37

So uh that was not just that one utterance was not bad. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:42

Uh uh. You guys, what are you guys what have you guys been up to? Huh?

SPEAKER_05 11:51

I uh none of you have gone for like bits. I'm always going for bits.

SPEAKER_04 11:57

Ah, you uh I didn't know uh you wore a tortoise shell to to the podcast.

SPEAKER_00 12:04

All right. That's not good. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_04 12:06

Hey, you're gonna give the the a turtle back a shell because you're a shirt. So okay. So that's about it.

SPEAKER_06 12:13

So I like how the uh the wall here has That's pretty good. That's very good.

SPEAKER_04 12:19

All right, that was fun. Yeah, that was fun. That's challenging. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

So um well come to the podcast where you are listening to Taylor, Stephen, Peter, talking about fang.

SPEAKER_04 13:00

What an enjoyable listening experience.

SPEAKER_05 13:02

I mean the audience must have. Man.

SPEAKER_04 13:06

They must enjoy it. So I don't know if you guys know this, but there have been uh rounds of airbag uh thefts in the Storia neighborhood. Actually, all around stealing airbags. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 13:19

I have noticed around the uh bridge where I lived, there's been like a break-in lots of glass. Yes. I've seen I was walking to the coffee shop and a window was shattered, and then I was walking back, and then the woman uh I was walking.

SPEAKER_04 13:38

Why don't you go and explain the card? Read it so that the audience knows.

SPEAKER_06 13:42

Overexplain everything in extreme detail. I was walking back from the coffee shop using uh my left foot and then my right foot, and I was just repeating that process so that I was moving forward in the direction that I wanted to go. And the direction that I wanted to go was left because that was across the street. This street is 21st Street in Astoria Queens. So once I crossed 21st Street, Astoria Queens, I started to walk in the direction and I saw a car. It was red. The back left window of the red car was smashed in, and the owner, presumed owner, of the car was sitting in the front passenger seat on the phone with somebody. I assuming I was I'm assuming that it was somebody you know uh of of like the police or something like that to come and deal with the situation. Uh huh. I didn't stay because I had things to do. Those things I had to eat. I had to work out. And then after my workout, I had to shower. Your time is up.

SPEAKER_04 14:57

Oh man.

SPEAKER_06 15:02

For the two of you left, I appreciate you listening to it. Go ahead and fold those cards. Oh, yeah, it's oh that's right.

SPEAKER_04 15:08

We're using the see what it feels like when people mess with your board game pieces. Uh so uh I just wish they were bigger.

SPEAKER_05 15:17

Yeah, you still swap personalities. Wait, do I keep this now or do I do? You can keep it. Okay. It's in the discard. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 15:26

Discard.

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As we always do.

SPEAKER_04 15:29

So uh yes, there have been airbag thefts. I've been seeing on the subreddit. Uh it happened to my brother, and he lives in Fresh Meadows. And that's where I found out about the first one. And it's it takes like he his car was out of commission for like a month and a half because airbags are sh low in supply now because people are stealing the airbags and they're coming out.

SPEAKER_06 15:49

Am I ignorant for what? Can you like you can resell them?

SPEAKER_04 15:53

You can resell them. I heard that they the airbags themselves are fifteen hundred dollars. And even if you can't sell them inside, there's uh specific materials that are very valuable that you can sell for when I was if I was stealing an airbag, I'd be so afraid that while stealing it.

SPEAKER_06 16:08

Yeah, goes off.

SPEAKER_04 16:10

I mean I would be insane.

SPEAKER_06 16:11

That's just you just try to put it back. Yeah. I just smashed the front of their car so it looks like they crashed. I'm not a bad thief. This guy got in a wreck. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:25

So I've been uh so I got like a like a thing to like lock the steering wheel. Yeah. Which I heard if a thief is really persistent, that'll stop that won't really stop them, but it might make them think about the next car. Yes, yes. That's because they don't want to waste their time.

SPEAKER_06 16:41

You're trying to be like, all right, that's too much asshole. Yeah, yeah. That's pretty much every bike lock, honestly. If you spend enough time, you're gonna break the bike lock.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

Yes. Sounds like the best security would be a little sign that says the other car's unlocked. Yeah. I had to start. My airbag's gone already. Yeah. There's no airbag. Uh or I wonder what happens if you put a sign that says, go ahead, the door's unlocked, uh, go and take it. And uh, would that be enough reverse psychology for a thief to be like I dare you?

SPEAKER_05 17:14

Yeah, go ahead. It's totally yours. Please take my airbag. I don't please.

SPEAKER_06 17:23

Maybe like a you're on camera sign.

SPEAKER_05 17:25

And when they open the door, you hear, oh yeah, he's gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00 17:30

He's gonna do it. Shh, shh, shh, shh.

SPEAKER_04 17:35

Steve going.

SPEAKER_06 17:38

It's weird they didn't put an alarm. They have all this technology. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They went through a lot of trouble and didn't lock this car.

SPEAKER_04 17:45

He's gonna steal my airbag. Oh, fuck. Steal it. Oh, man. He's I mean, Taylor's in his head about the.

SPEAKER_06 17:57

Taylor's trying to figure out when he's gonna do it. There's one I'm a little confused about. Well, play it.

SPEAKER_05 18:02

When you're ready to play it, play it, and then we'll figure it out. And I'll make sure that uh it it doesn't affect uh anyone uh uh you know in ill intently. Like I won't push you to use it on someone else besides me. Stance. I would like yeah. That so whenever that's for if someone's making an argument, you they immediately have to change their side of the argument.

SPEAKER_04 18:33

Oh, did you know that's what it meant? Because it's seems like you're playing it thinking it's physical stance.

SPEAKER_06 18:37

I was not sure, but I thought it'd be funny just because you're like save it.

SPEAKER_04 18:42

Because we're we have we we don't have a stance right now.

SPEAKER_05 18:44

Yeah, no, there's no stance to be made. Yeah. And now we definitely will make stances.

SPEAKER_04 18:49

I personally think that all races are equal and are great. And women are you're farting. She's farting.

SPEAKER_05 19:04

I'm not farting. I'm totally not farting. I have never farted on this show.

SPEAKER_00 19:19

Um you went you were like this is what he just did.

SPEAKER_04 19:28

Because you think because he's thinking about the cards. Well, Taylor does this. You get very focused. It's one of your best qualities and one of your worst qualities.

SPEAKER_05 19:38

And you have to agree with everything he says right now. This is a thing I do.

SPEAKER_04 19:43

Yeah. What happens is you get uh I say hyperfixated on things, and you can't let things go.

SPEAKER_06 19:51

I can't. Yeah. I can't let anything go.

SPEAKER_04 19:54

If you want to complete a race, you're gonna do everything you can to make sure you do it well and do it great.

SPEAKER_06 20:00

I will, and I'll focus on the the details and everything that I can control.

SPEAKER_04 20:05

Yes. If there is a debate to be had, you you won't you won't stop until you have been given the green light that you are right.

SPEAKER_06 20:16

I won't stop until uh the other person has told me that I'm right, and not only that, they apologize.

SPEAKER_05 20:24

30 seconds of him agreeing with you left.

SPEAKER_04 20:26

Yeah. Also, um conservative, you know, big conservative guy. Huge, huge.

SPEAKER_06 20:35

The the the friggin' Lib Tards are out of control.

SPEAKER_04 20:38

Yeah. Uh not uh not a big fan of uh uh uh Palestine.

SPEAKER_06 20:45

Not my favorite. Yeah. Um he just looked at me for the time. Please don't clip this uh time. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 20:54

Um not my favorite.

SPEAKER_06 20:58

Yeah. I mean, I do agree with all that, but like we have so when are we gonna start the video?

SPEAKER_04 21:05

Yeah, you didn't have to play that card off. I was gonna agree with everything. Oh man. I love this game. Oh man. Well done. Uh but yes, you do get uh you you do sometimes. I notice you w when you've got something in your head, you you kind of you'll disappear a little bit. You know?

SPEAKER_06 21:24

Yeah, I can oh I I get it in my head. Yes. That's where I am.

SPEAKER_04 21:27

At like at the airport when uh they were checking your bag like looking through your bag at the TSA. When was this? Uh this was when we were in North Carolina, I think, or something, Asheville, when we were coming back, and uh they were looking through your bag, and you you were kind of I could tell I was trying to talk to you and make a joke, but you were not into it. And uh I could see that.

SPEAKER_05 21:51

I I mean similarly.

SPEAKER_04 21:53

Yeah, yeah, I guess so. And then, you know. That's all

SPEAKER_06 22:00

Yeah, I mean uh I uh in that moment I could see myself it's probably also very early.

SPEAKER_04 22:04

I could see myself just being like, What is this you know, bullshit getting you were afraid that the candle inside that you had stolen on the way there was being looked at on the way back. And you were not afraid, you were angry.

SPEAKER_06 22:25

Was it for that reason I thought it was just because I wasn't allowed to have the candle. Like it's against it's too much. Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:31

You were gonna say if they stopped the candle, you were gonna say, What are you talking about? I that candle is sold here at your airport. That's where I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You weren't gonna say that's where I stole it. No.

SPEAKER_06 22:45

No. But uh, I mean, it is a good argument. Yeah. You know, it's a very good argument. Yeah. Just to say, hey, you you know, you guys sell the damn thing. So what are you talking about? This is your pen that I took from your back pocket.

SPEAKER_07 22:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:00

If you look on my X-ray machine that I have What do you mean this ID isn't good? It's yours.

SPEAKER_06 23:09

Uh yeah, I do, you know, tend to I don't know the problem is I don't notice when I'm doing it. Stealing. No, getting hyper that I'm very aware of. Uh that'd be bad. And trying to uh get better at not doing it. Uh-huh. And I I have for the most part.

SPEAKER_04 23:30

Um Well, I'd say no, really. I think you're fairly uh uh like you're easy to you're you're generally pretty agreeable. It's until you're agreeable until something some we you we hit the we hit a wall where you you feel you've already developed an opinion about something, then then you just won't move in. I don't I don't necessarily think you're uh uh defending out of stubbornness, I think you're defending out of what you you truly have knowledge about.

SPEAKER_06 24:04

I I i i if I have a belief about something and I really believe it, I will defend it's the power of a belief, you know. I I don't like to think of myself as someone who can't change their mind, because I think I can. Um, and this is often the frustrating thing that you get to in arguments where you don't change your mind, and then the person is like, Well, you're being all these things. It's like, no, you have not presented an argument to me that has convinced me or or asked me to, you know, change my mind. So uh I think all that's fair, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:38

I would say that your passion for what you believe in, which I admire about you, is why I wrote the change your stance card. Oh you guys have had uh discussions on the pod of of conflicting beliefs on a certain it's always minor things, yeah, but you always stand your ground so much that that's why I wrote the card, thinking he wouldn't get it. Uh and we'd have to change his stance.

SPEAKER_06 25:07

I that's another thing I like to do though. I'd like to play the steel man. Well, is that the right is that what I'm thinking of?

SPEAKER_04 25:16

No, I know that's quite when you steel man the other argument. So when the straw man straw man is to make your argument, I think, weak, or like it I wouldn't know a good example.

SPEAKER_05 25:28

I guess if you had something gesturing to the right person.

SPEAKER_04 25:30

Well, if I said if you had an argument and I and I have for some reason gave you reasons why that argument's stupid, the opposite is to give to give point to your argument for why it's strong. And then that then to come back at your strongest points uh makes my argument strong.

SPEAKER_06 25:47

I think that's a good thing to do. Okay. I thought like a rubber man. No, like wing-wing. No, it's I think it's a thing I've tried to do with like wing-winged if I'm arguing with my girlfriend where it's like, all right, we're having a disagreement about this thing. You're made of straw. He's soft, flimsy, uh go scare a bunch of birds. Where like if she says something to me, it's like, hey, let me repeat that back to you in uh in a way that you would accept.

SPEAKER_05 26:15

And what voice do you do when you repeat her argument back to her?

SPEAKER_00 26:21

I just don't like how.

SPEAKER_06 26:32

We're in an argument right now. Are you really?

SPEAKER_04 26:37

So you've already adopted this practice to your current girlfriend.

SPEAKER_06 26:41

We have not always been great at doing it's something I would like to be able to do every time. Obviously, I'm not perfect and you get lost in the argument, but I think it's a good thing to strive for if both people do it, because then you're not ever getting to this place of like, you're not hearing what I'm saying, you don't understand me. If I'm repeating what you're saying back as I understand it, would you agree with my interpretation of that? Yes, okay. Having said that, here's why you're fucking wrong.

SPEAKER_04 27:09

No, but it's crazy how how I mean I feel like the older get we get it, the worse it is. Is how often uh what what people hear is not necessarily what you said. People generally hear the first two words and then they've kind of filled in the rest, no matter where the rest of your actual sentence goes, you know?

SPEAKER_05 27:30

Right. Yeah, I think climate change is a hoax.

SPEAKER_04 27:32

You motherfucker. Wait, what did you say? I saw a bit light up in your eyes. I was like, this is over. Do I have a card that says stop these fucking Oh, that's actually a good idea, is Bitfreeze.

SPEAKER_05 27:48

That's a card idea. Yeah. Um no.

SPEAKER_04 27:53

All right. How about surprise talent show? Competition beast be stand-up? Anything oh, can't be stand-up. Can't be stand-up. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 28:05

Surprise talent show? We all have to do a talent.

SPEAKER_04 28:08

Wait. It's my card and we all have to do it.

SPEAKER_05 28:11

Alright, well then the two of us have to do a talent.

SPEAKER_04 28:13

Yeah, let me see a nice talent.

SPEAKER_05 28:14

I can do this.

SPEAKER_04 28:20

You can do it downstairs too.

SPEAKER_05 28:22

Oh. What the heck? Stop it!

SPEAKER_04 28:28

Oh, I can't. Oh, because it clicks.

SPEAKER_06 28:31

So this one I can't do it, but double-jointed. I can only do this.

SPEAKER_05 28:38

Oh, and he can do it too.

SPEAKER_06 28:41

If I had these eyebrows and couldn't do that, that'd be such a shame.

SPEAKER_05 28:45

Um I can whistle. What's that? Change. No, you can't.

SPEAKER_07 28:52

I can't whistle. I could never w.

SPEAKER_06 28:55

I don't want to do it on the one you guys are you're I've been baited on. I can whistle.

SPEAKER_03 29:01

You think we baited?

SPEAKER_06 29:04

That's pretty good. Nice. I can't whistle. I can't really know.

SPEAKER_04 29:08

I can like that's where you suck in.

SPEAKER_06 29:12

Yeah, that's all I can do. Oh. I can't like do a tune or anything.

SPEAKER_04 29:15

You can only suck.

SPEAKER_06 29:16

Yeah, I can't blow.

SPEAKER_04 29:19

What's that song that goes uh don't worry.

SPEAKER_06 29:32

I mean this the audio version of this.

SPEAKER_05 29:40

If you make me smile, I can't whistle. I can only know bad news and whistle. Try to what's bad news? No, like you tell me bad news and I can whistle when I hear bad news. Really? Okay. It's a joke.

SPEAKER_04 29:53

Alright, I'm gonna say bad news and then you whistle, okay? Both of your grandmas in a bus.

unknown 30:05

What? What?

SPEAKER_04 30:08

Wait.

SPEAKER_05 30:09

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_00 30:12

I wasn't finished. That's just a scene.

SPEAKER_04 30:15

I wasn't finished.

SPEAKER_05 30:16

Okay, both my grandma's in a bus. Both of your grandma's in a bus. We're locked on leaks right at the starting line. Engines pumping. Both of your grandmas in a bus. Engines pumping.

SPEAKER_06 30:33

Is that a wait? What is that? They're going the distance.

SPEAKER_05 30:36

They're going for speed. Is that a song? It's bike cake. It's a song. Oh both of your grandmas sitting in a bus.

SPEAKER_06 30:47

Who's the cadence that you use? All right.

SPEAKER_04 30:50

One more time. Both of your grandmothers in a bus. Bus on fire. Went over a bridge.

SPEAKER_06 31:00

Whistle. They're burning.

SPEAKER_07 31:04

They're burning as we speak.

SPEAKER_04 31:13

There we go. Sobriety test. You have to do a sobriety test. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 31:19

You have to get up.

SPEAKER_04 31:25

I'll do uh as much of it on the camera as I can.

SPEAKER_05 31:28

Yeah. This is a Rick Rogers card. He's drunk.

SPEAKER_04 31:37

I'm really not good at it. But uh I'll do uh Z Y X P U T S R Q P O N M L K J H G F E D C B A. Good job, you're not doing it.

SPEAKER_06 32:17

Sobriety, don't you have to like perform like a favor for the cop? Yeah. Oh you were I think I read about something like that.

SPEAKER_04 32:25

You read the sketch too, right? What? Shut up.

SPEAKER_05 32:30

I think he's serious.

SPEAKER_04 32:31

Oh, you're serious. No, he's no, not this sketch. Oh, okay. I thought you were doing a joke. Because yesterday the uh so okay, so let I'll I'll fill people in and everybody in. So on Monday, so today's Wednesday.

SPEAKER_06 32:47

I did I did read whatever that was. Oh, you did? I did, but that's I honestly was not going from that.

SPEAKER_04 32:55

Well, on Monday, we were supposed to do a podcast. We couldn't do it because there was a plane crash in LaGuardia that killed both of the people in the cockpit. And so um, so then Steve couldn't make it to uh New York, which was the worst news that uh we all felt. So we had to reschedule the podcast. Um, but I wrote a little scene that day for you two to read.

SPEAKER_05 33:28

Yeah, and I thought it was a bit because you knew I wasn't gonna make it. Uh-huh. And I'm like, this is really funny that he's sending a script regardless. And I read it and I'm laughing in the plane, and then he goes, Oh, I'm at Grove.

SPEAKER_04 33:44

I was literally uh in front of the thing, and I was and then that's when I read all the messages, and I was like, Well, that's a waste. And then you read it. So I read it as soon as you sent it.

SPEAKER_05 33:56

And I'm laughing on the plane.

SPEAKER_04 33:57

Do you remember what it was?

SPEAKER_05 33:59

Yes. Taylor was a cop, uh-huh, and he pulled me over for speeding. And as soon as I got pulled over in the sketch, I'm like, I know where this is going. And uh Taylor tells me there's only one way I can get out of the ticket, and that's just so graphic. It's really it was so graphic, and I remember now Peter is just jogging by. And then he asks us a question, and then we're like, You're going the wrong way. And he's like, ah, silly me. And he turns around to run the other way. And I think I even go, What an idiot. And you're like, Yep, now go back to Well yes, I run Iro.

SPEAKER_04 34:40

Because I wanted Taylor to say it.

SPEAKER_05 34:43

Uh, because I know he hates saying it. Oh, I don't know this about him. Uh I thought the thing he would hate is the scene that you made us do.

SPEAKER_04 34:51

Well, specifically, he hates saying uh cock. The line was, I have an idea. How about you open your mouth and taste my big hard cock? Then we'll rent you a ticket if you use your mouth and make my big cock. That's also a hard cock. Go in your soft mouth and make my big cock feel good. Then you're in the clear, but you gotta suck my big cock.

SPEAKER_06 35:11

I mean, I was reading this, I'm like, what are we doing?

SPEAKER_05 35:13

You read the line. It's about time you read the line. I was in my room, like, what are we doing? That's why I made a card game.

SPEAKER_03 35:22

What do you mean, what are we doing? What do you mean by that?

SPEAKER_06 35:26

What I mean is it's so it's so much. It's so much.

unknown 35:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:38

And I don't want to do it!

SPEAKER_04 35:40

You know, you know me.

SPEAKER_06 35:41

I know.

SPEAKER_04 35:42

Um, but yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_06 35:45

Oh, Christ.

SPEAKER_04 35:46

Shall we bump into this whole thing?

SPEAKER_05 35:50

Yeah, I don't have a a copy. Do we uh want to draw two?

SPEAKER_06 35:56

How many you guys have left?

SPEAKER_05 35:58

I have one left.

SPEAKER_04 35:59

I have uh I have uh one left as well. I have two. We can draw after uh after this. Let's do it again.

SPEAKER_05 36:06

Yeah, I purposely didn't make any cards that could interfere with your script.

SPEAKER_04 36:10

Well, thank you. But that's the next round.

SPEAKER_05 36:12

You might wish you had. That's the next round.

SPEAKER_04 36:16

Uh today, here we have another scene. And okay. You're in such a silly mood. I'm liking it. Okay, so Steve and Anna come back to Anna's place. Great. Uh you're gonna be Anna, okay? Can't wait to see how old Anna is. Steve is holding a snow globe.

SPEAKER_06 36:41

Home sweet home.

SPEAKER_05 36:42

That was fun.

SPEAKER_06 36:43

Yeah, those drinks were amazing.

SPEAKER_05 36:45

So good. And now we have the whole night ahead of us. Oh yeah. So, what do you want to do? Well, honestly, I'm feeling pretty tired. Oh, okay. So you want to do something, then go to bed.

SPEAKER_04 36:59

Steve walks over to grab Anna's hips. By the way, they haven't read these. This is the first time. I'd write these for them. Let's move on.

SPEAKER_06 37:08

I think I'm just gonna call it a night, actually.

SPEAKER_05 37:10

Oh, okay. Anna yawns. Is everything okay?

SPEAKER_06 37:14

Yeah, why?

SPEAKER_05 37:16

Just because I thought the night was going well.

SPEAKER_06 37:18

It was.

SPEAKER_05 37:20

Alright. And now you're like done and tired?

SPEAKER_06 37:24

Well, yeah, I mean, we had a long day. We had dinner and drank, so I'm tired.

SPEAKER_05 37:31

Okay. Well, I mean, look. We've been seeing each other for a month. For each other over a month. And you said you don't have sex until you've had five dates with someone, and today is date number five. Okay, and I'm looking to cash in.

SPEAKER_06 37:49

Cash in on what?

SPEAKER_05 37:51

The time and money I spent on dates in exchange for your body. You even said over text about how horny you were, and tonight's the night.

SPEAKER_06 38:01

Yeah, and I was, and I meant that, but right now I just don't feel like it.

SPEAKER_05 38:05

That's not cool. If you say you're gonna do it, you should do it. I don't know. Please. Can I please have sex with you? I promise I'll do all the things. You're gonna like what I do with my tongue. I love eating pussy.

SPEAKER_06 38:25

Steve, I'm just not in the mood. Maybe you should go.

SPEAKER_04 38:29

Steve goes to the door and turns the deadbolt click and puts the chain lock on.

SPEAKER_06 38:34

What are you doing? You promised.

SPEAKER_05 38:37

Steve, are you doing are you gonna do something to me? No, obviously not. I'm not gonna hurt you or force you to do anything. I just want to talk. Can we talk with the door unlocked? No. I want to make sure we come to a resolution. I don't know what you want me to say. Say you'll let me have you. No, Steve. This is your mother's snow globe, right? Gave it to you before she passed. Yeah. Means a lot to you? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:05

Steve throws his the snow globe against a wall. It smashes and water sprays everywhere.

SPEAKER_05 39:11

When I expect sex and I don't get it, it I really get angry.

SPEAKER_04 39:17

Knock, knock, knock. It's quiet. Knock, knock, knock. Steve gives Anna a look. Anna talks to the door. Hello? Hello there! It's Peter, your mailman. I have mail for you. Oh wow, okay.

SPEAKER_06 39:33

You can slide it under the door.

SPEAKER_04 39:34

Okay. Sorry I'm so late. I know it's 1.30 a.m. But I got caught in traffic.

SPEAKER_06 39:41

Okay, thanks, mailman Pete. Is everything okay? Yeah, why? You sound weird. Uh oh, I'm just folding laundry. Okay then. Have a good night. Footsteps. Steve, you have to understand you're scaring me. Why? You lock the door and you are very angry and won't leave my house.

SPEAKER_05 40:06

I'm sorry about that. Looking at it the way you told me, I can see how that could be upsetting. Steve unlocks the door. There.

SPEAKER_06 40:12

Thank you. Sorry we didn't have sex tonight.

SPEAKER_05 40:14

It's fine. I get it. I'm gonna go home tonight and practice self-harm on myself because of you.

SPEAKER_06 40:19

Okay, fine, then let's have sex.

SPEAKER_05 40:21

Really?

SPEAKER_06 40:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:24

Just to remind everyone, consent is really important. Make sure everyone is enthusiastic when it comes to sex. Just wanted a positive message today.

SPEAKER_06 40:35

That one was Steve's favorite.

SPEAKER_05 40:43

People will tell me to stop doing this show.

SPEAKER_06 40:51

All right. You can only use five words for the rest of your life. What are you choosing?

SPEAKER_05 40:59

Is this a card? No.

SPEAKER_04 41:02

Oh, you get to use them in repetition.

SPEAKER_06 41:05

Yeah, these are the only five words that you have at your disposal.

SPEAKER_04 41:09

So I'm definitely gonna do uh I'll say yes. No. Uh uh. Uh-uh. And uh-oh.

SPEAKER_06 41:23

Isn't uh-huh uh-uh also yes and no? Yeah, but just in case. I have a variation of it. No. Uh-uh. Wait, so words or things? Words. You can only speak these five words.

SPEAKER_04 41:38

Yes, no. Help seems pretty useful. Oh, that's a good one. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06 41:43

Like no. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:45

Huh?

SPEAKER_06 41:46

Like just keep going.

SPEAKER_04 41:48

Help. How often are you using help? It's the rest of his life. Not often, but when I need it, I want it. Right, right. I can't just go, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_06 41:58

I would scream no.

SPEAKER_04 42:02

Well, if someone goes, Do you want me to help you? Yes. Oh, okay. Help!

SPEAKER_05 42:10

Uh yes, no food, water. Or no, no, yes, no sustenance.

SPEAKER_04 42:23

Yeah. That's better.

SPEAKER_00 42:30

Asshole.

SPEAKER_04 42:38

What if uh so you get their five words? But if you're if you add, if you make like if you add a six word, that's a word that you're not allowed to say, you get five bonus words. But then you gotta, but then you have to you gotta use that word every week. Slow motion, talk painfully slow for one minute.

SPEAKER_02 43:02

So let's say you have your five words then you get five more if every sixth word you say a slur, such as I don't know if we wanted to say it fast the time I can. Do an example nine seconds. Today, my time's up. Nice friend.

SPEAKER_06 44:21

Wait, so alright, you add a sixth word that you He wants you to say a slur.

SPEAKER_05 44:26

And then if if you say a slur, you get five extra bonus words.

SPEAKER_06 44:31

Yeah. Well, the problem with that is these are just the five words that you're allowed to use. So you could add those words and just never use that slur word, unfortunately. No, I'm saying You have to say it to unlock it.

SPEAKER_04 44:45

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_06 44:46

But then how long do you get access to those five extra words?

SPEAKER_04 44:49

For like um twenty minutes. Twenty minutes.

SPEAKER_06 44:53

I don't know if I would do it. I wouldn't do it. Twenty minutes. So that you go, ah Enchilada. If I if I do two slurs.

SPEAKER_00 45:06

It's just to order something.

SPEAKER_06 45:09

If I do two slurs coming. I was thinking this. This or that. Oh. Like that. This or that. That.

SPEAKER_04 45:20

But if you have that, you don't need this. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 45:23

You go up to your girlfriend. This, that, this, this, that.

SPEAKER_06 45:27

This, this, yes. This, that, no. Um, yeah, I guess I yeah, yes, yes, no, this. Uh why? Maybe why.

SPEAKER_04 45:50

Why's good. Especially with you.

SPEAKER_05 45:53

Yeah, I need why. Yeah, why would be good for you. Sorry? No. For me.

SPEAKER_04 46:02

That hasn't been in his word bank already. He's yet to unlock that word.

SPEAKER_06 46:09

No, I if I'm if I'm saying sorry, I usually say I apologize.

SPEAKER_04 46:14

That's different, right?

SPEAKER_06 46:16

I think so.

SPEAKER_04 46:19

Why let's explore that.

SPEAKER_06 46:21

On why it's different.

SPEAKER_04 46:22

On why you prefer apologize over sorry. Because sorry feels more vulnerable.

SPEAKER_06 46:29

Uh does it? Apologize. I apologize for I'm sorry for to me. I mean, they seem kind of similar. That's just the one I usually go with.

SPEAKER_04 46:41

There is a Dmitry Martin thing he says where I'm sorry is uh the same as I apologize unless you're at a funeral.

SPEAKER_05 46:48

That's awesome. I do know that joke. That's a great joke. That's great. But that's it. That's great. Uh he's got another one where he's like, you can just add one word and it changes the whole meaning of something. Uh what's your favorite color person?

SPEAKER_06 47:09

Uh you know what? Now that I'm thinking, I do say sorry. I don't know why I said that. I do say sorry.

SPEAKER_05 47:17

What do you have to say about that?

SPEAKER_06 47:19

I apologize for making that mistake earlier.

SPEAKER_04 47:22

You probably say sorry more to strangers than you do like people close to you when you think about it.

SPEAKER_05 47:27

Yeah, you probably don't think you're ever wrong to them.

SPEAKER_06 47:33

To to the people closest to me?

SPEAKER_05 47:36

Right.

SPEAKER_06 47:36

Well, they should they should know how I feel, and I shouldn't have to. Shouldn't have to say sorry. It's implied. It's it's implied. How are you feeling about this weekend? Uh I was feeling not great for it's this weekend, huh? It's this Saturday. Holy shit. You available? It's bar mitzvah.

SPEAKER_04 47:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:58

I'm I'm here. You free? You're you're in town this weekend.

SPEAKER_07 48:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 48:04

Perfect. Yeah, I am, I am. Uh yes. But you are.

SPEAKER_04 48:08

I am. Friday, Saturday. But I can only go so far. One more block past robe, I can't do it. Right. But yeah, you need your cats fed?

SPEAKER_05 48:28

Who's it played on?

SPEAKER_04 48:31

Do you think that your friends should always be the ones who are asked to do things like this?

SPEAKER_05 48:42

Well, I want to play the game. So I'll play the game. No, I don't. But uh they're the only people I trust.

SPEAKER_04 48:52

Uh you don't think this takes a lot of out of their day to kind of do this?

SPEAKER_05 48:59

Like I do think it takes a lot out of their day, and I do uh think it's trying their patience.

SPEAKER_04 49:07

Yeah. Like a regular day has plans in it, and then when you put what you want us to do when does he start changing his stance?

SPEAKER_05 49:22

Uh I know. I reached out to a cat sitter service to stop burdening my friends and they didn't answer.

SPEAKER_04 49:30

And you think you put enough effort into doing that.

SPEAKER_00 49:40

I think we put up through enough of that one.

SPEAKER_05 49:44

He's getting gut punched after you waited to the right time.

SPEAKER_03 49:49

He knew it was a cartoon.

SPEAKER_06 49:51

I forgot he had it. That's what I wanted, because when you guys, when it was like very much top of mind, you were throwing out you were baiting me, and I was I was trying to sit on it. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:03

We were obviously baiting you and not expecting you to play it at the time.

SPEAKER_05 50:06

I was hoping you'd do it on the fart when it just could be over with.

SPEAKER_04 50:10

You made your own bet on that one. Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_05 50:12

That's the best part of it. And I'm sitting on it. Um yeah.

SPEAKER_06 50:16

I feel good. Good. I'm available for any kind of stuff. Uh the ticket situation that that made me feel uh sold out. The late show. I have four tickets left.

SPEAKER_00 50:28

Woo!

SPEAKER_06 50:29

And if you call in right now, you'll be late. Yeah, you can't come to the show.

SPEAKER_04 50:34

That's very exciting.

SPEAKER_06 50:35

It's very exciting.

SPEAKER_04 50:36

If that sells out, you're gonna do a third show?

SPEAKER_05 50:41

An eleven? And there won't even be that many.

SPEAKER_06 50:48

Yeah, that that yeah, just give it one more run through, you know, just in case. Um so that's exciting.

SPEAKER_04 50:55

So uh this is gonna be way after, but Taylor is doing his first comedy special this Saturday. Yeah. So a lot of emotions going through your body.

SPEAKER_06 51:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 51:05

Name six of them.

SPEAKER_06 51:07

Uh uh fear, uh, happy anxiety. Um is adrenaline's not an emotion.

SPEAKER_04 51:18

Yeah, I think I think he's run out. I think he's got all. Yeah. That's the full reason.

SPEAKER_05 51:23

I wanted him to do six.

SPEAKER_04 51:24

No, I'm saying Taylor only has three. Yeah. Uh happy, sad anxiety.

SPEAKER_06 51:29

Angry.

SPEAKER_04 51:31

Happy, very happy. Very, very happy. Elated.

SPEAKER_05 51:37

Motivated.

SPEAKER_06 51:38

I'll be happy once it's it's over. It's over. I'm I'm very looking forward to That's what we said too. Well, I want the I said about my life.

SPEAKER_05 51:48

About mine.

SPEAKER_07 51:48

We want.

SPEAKER_05 51:52

Man, both of those are funny. I'm laughing at two jokes at once.

SPEAKER_04 51:56

Do your girlfriends use the word horny?

SPEAKER_05 51:59

Uh no. Not not with me. No.

SPEAKER_04 52:06

They'll go, hey, I'm feeling really horny today.

SPEAKER_06 52:09

No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 52:10

Really?

SPEAKER_06 52:11

No. No. No. I mean, you know, we've uh No, no, no, no, no. We've had spicy, you know, text messages. I just don't think that word has been like horny's out. The the horny has been like described. Yeah, horny horny's corny. And I'm not even trying to do a bit. Horny feels like the guy in like like Pornhub comments, you know, that like that guy.

SPEAKER_05 52:34

There's comments?

SPEAKER_04 52:36

Like how they have yes. Oh, you're you're doing a bit.

SPEAKER_06 52:39

I hope so. Otherwise, I'm wasting my time.

SPEAKER_04 52:41

But hey, I got my specials. March 27th. Come out. It's the 28th. 28th. You uh we sell that. I will jump into the uh the water and the storyhead park. Oh, are you doing that?

SPEAKER_06 52:57

I think I'm gonna have to, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:58

You have to. You're a man of your word. Yeah. That's one thing that's good about the.

SPEAKER_06 53:01

Well, I have to just to uh expel all the the bullshit I I got for it, because the way that the video was filmed, everybody assumed that the water behind me it was like some drop-off, and there's no like I'd jump into the water and then there'd be nothing to grab onto and I would die. Which that I would not do. But where I was filming it, right behind it, there's a beach.

SPEAKER_04 53:22

Yeah, the current's pretty fast. Current's fast. Don't they call that uh Hell's Gate? Yeah. Something like that? Because of uh people who died there?

SPEAKER_05 53:30

I don't know if that's why they call it that, but it's definitely called Hell Hell's Gate prison.

SPEAKER_06 53:34

I mean, I'm not saying I didn't say I'm gonna swim, I'm just gonna jump in there.

SPEAKER_05 53:39

You won't come out the same place you went in.

SPEAKER_07 53:44

That's what she said.

SPEAKER_06 53:45

I still feel like there's gonna there's a misunderstanding of what it is that I'm doing. I'm not mistaken. You're saying that that you're saying that the current is so strong that when I walk out there, even though I'm standing. Well, I'm wait, you're just gonna go in waist high? I s no, but I said I'll I'll j you said I'll jump into the jump into the river. There I can only jump into the river so far, like I'm not gonna swim out. We can say that the whole point was like I'm doing like a cold plunge type thing, not yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 54:14

So you're gonna get your whole body in the water. Yes. You will not come out the same place you came in. Sounds like we have another bet. That's like uh if you come out the same place you come in, I will apologize. Oh, I was really hoping you would jump in. Yeah, that's why I made I made it seem like it was.

SPEAKER_04 54:35

Well, why don't we have a lifeguard there just in case?

SPEAKER_05 54:38

Oh, I lost my you know, it's been a while. I have to renew the surface.

SPEAKER_06 54:41

You did yeah, you did message me when you're on the road, you're like, I lost it or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 54:45

And I'll bring a rope.

SPEAKER_06 54:46

Uh lost it.

SPEAKER_05 54:48

Didn't you s you messaged me, you were like uh because you swam in the hotel pool or whatever, and you were like Oh, I could sw I could swim out and get you, but we would not come back the same place we came in.

SPEAKER_06 54:58

Yeah. There is a small part of me that would rather drown than to be saved. To admit that I'm like, oh, I can't help myself in the you know. I I man, I believe obviously if the current is strong enough, I just uh Yeah, I don't know. I think I'll be alright.

SPEAKER_05 55:18

What are you gonna wear when you go in?

SPEAKER_06 55:20

Bathing suit on my top half. Um I will change topic immediately. Oh, is that a thing?

SPEAKER_04 55:35

You think I you think I just said it?

SPEAKER_06 55:37

I thought you just said, please let's change topic immediately. This is this is horrible.

SPEAKER_04 55:42

Everyone gets too we should we should have this every show.

SPEAKER_05 55:45

We should. Okay. Alright, we get another draw, we get a draw two real quick.

SPEAKER_04 55:54

We'll play this now. Chair switch, me and Steven. Time loop. Restart the last sixty seconds. Okay. Uh you're you're you're not gonna end up the same place you went in.

SPEAKER_06 56:19

I think I will. Uh yes, I will.

SPEAKER_04 56:23

If you do, I'll apologize.

SPEAKER_06 56:26

Wait, are we swapping personalities too? We swapped seats and also became that that person for the loop of the last 60 seconds. You have to switch chairs again.

SPEAKER_04 56:41

You know what I should have done? Kissed you on the lips and then played the time. Do we like this game? Yeah. Did I do good? Yeah, this was great. I I really did not expect it to be good. And this is great. Oh, thank you. No, this is really great. Uh I'm playing this on Read Last Text Out Loud.

SPEAKER_06 57:06

Read last text message out loud. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:09

Oh, actually, I'll read mine because I got a uh a text from Olivia that uh she got hit on on the train just now.

SPEAKER_04 57:22

The last text I sent, right? If it's the last text I received, then it's Metropolis, Colon. Thanks for parking with us. View your receipt and rate your visit here. What would you say back? I said you so crazy. Don't you tell me that last text I sent was uh nice talking to you, Dash Peter. Very close to you, obviously. That's to my mom.

SPEAKER_05 57:57

Mine is you're a good communicator.

SPEAKER_06 58:00

You sent that to Olivia. Uh because she communicated how she doesn't want this attention and uh guy to talk to her.

SPEAKER_05 58:11

Oh no, that was earlier in the day. Oh. Uh and then she while we were we've been doing this uh pod, she said that she uh got a uh hit on by the train on the train. Uh apparently I'm very classy and should have my own nail polish brand and look Catholic.

SPEAKER_04 58:29

Let me ask you something. When did you write these? Today. What time? Um afternoon. Afternoon? Yeah. I'd like to read it hear you read a text from 12 p.m. So that this so that this didn't change the way you texted or prepared to take the last text. Right.

SPEAKER_06 58:58

That's a good point.

SPEAKER_05 59:06

Uh or or before that. Okay, to Olivia, I said uh you're a good communicator at 12 p.m. Really? You said that twice? No. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 59:22

Oh wow, that's amazing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 59:24

Alright, read the one before it. Love you too. You'll get an opportunity to explain yourself, so try to be grounded for that. She got trouble at work.

SPEAKER_04 59:33

Perfect. That's what I wanted to hear. Okay. A little bit of sweet love you too, and a little bit of whatever that is.

SPEAKER_05 59:38

Yeah, whatever the hell I would be wishing. Yeah, I hope she's not listening. Uh all right. This is how I want to jerk a guy off. Okay. All right. To close out the pod. Breakup scene. You two have to break up with each other. Yep. Okay. Who's dumping who? You you pick. You're dumping Peter. I'm dumping Peter.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:04

Okay. Hey. What's up, dude? What's going on? I'm good, man. How are you? Uh, I'm okay. Can I talk to you for a second? Do you mind? Dude. Everything good? Yeah, so uh Oh my god, man. I'm nervous.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:24

Well, let me just get this out.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:27

Let me just get this out. So I don't know. I've been doing a lot of thinking. Um I've been talking with my therapist and uh okay. I just I just feel like I haven't been myself recently. And I haven't no, you've been great, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:49

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_06 1:00:49

I just don't I I don't feel like I've been myself and I and I don't feel like I've been really happy.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:57

Really? I've not noticed that at all, man. You've you've been like I've been hiding it. You yeah? I've been hiding it from it. I'm glad you could share this with me.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:05

I've been hiding it from you, and I uh it feels like it's at a tipping point, and I just I can't live like that anymore. Okay. So uh I just don't think this is gonna work out.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:17

What what is what's not gonna work out?

SPEAKER_06 1:01:21

You and I.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:23

What? As friends? What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:28

You're lovers in this, I thought.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:30

Oh, we're lovers? Oh, I thought we were hosting a co-host podcast. Oh, now I'm cutting. Oh, okay, now let me why are you serious?

SPEAKER_06 1:01:42

Yeah, I just I I don't feel like I'm in a good place, and it's it's not fair to you, honestly, that uh, you know, this isn't the person that you deserve to to be with, and I just feel like I have a lot to figure out, and um all I know is I just haven't been happy and I just can't continue on like this. So I feel like I just have to be alone.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:03

Okay. Well thanks for telling me. Um I'm a little caught off guard. And I can't pretend like this doesn't suck. But if you feel like that's what you need to do, then you then you gotta do it. And then we'll then we'll have to that's it then. You know?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:30

So you're you're okay with it.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:32

Not okay with it. But I don't want to.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:34

I mean you took it, you seem it seemed like it doesn't even really bother you.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:37

I am very bothered, but I you know that I have trouble processing emotions. So, you know, we've talked about this.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:44

Yeah. So it's unfair of you to now push on me to have a big reaction.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:49

No, I I'm not pushing you to do anything. I just I'm I'm a little I mean a little surprised for how long we were together. I mean, I did think if I'm being honest, I thought I'd get a little more out of you, but I guess.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:01

Well you want me to like cry right now and like kind of begin.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:04

No, I want you to have a feeling, I want you to have uh an emotion or something. This is not easy for me to say.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:09

Yes, but you know how I am with my emotions and stuff.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:11

So you know that's guys, excuse me. I'm looking for the zoo. Uh and I just can't I'm I'm a little lost. Can you tell me where I have to do it?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:20

I could show you a real jackass right here.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:23

All right, this is maybe bedtime. We're breaking up. Oh wow, I'm sorry. You don't seem that upset about it.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:56

Goodbye.