Ep. 021—London Boys!

Steve and Tayler are back from London and the boys brought gifts for Peter!

@stevenrogerscomedy

@peterwongcomedy

@taylercomedy

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

What's right is right.

SPEAKER_04 0:05

What are you fucking talking about?

SPEAKER_01 0:07

Have you ever quoted something uh you're not a big movie quoter though. I think we'll be alright. Yeah, yeah, we're good.

SPEAKER_04 0:24

So what, a thing you quote from a movie all the time?

SPEAKER_01 0:27

Like have you ever quoted something and you go, I don't even know what I'm quoting, but I know it's something that obviously I love because it's like etched in here, and then had to reverse engineer where you picked it up. My guess is no. And if you have a quote, can you say it on here? Because if it's why was your guess no? Uh he's not a big movie quoter. No. I I don't.

SPEAKER_04 0:56

I actually find when people get into like a sometimes you see just you sometimes you're with a group and then two people just start quoting a movie they really like and they keep saying it. I I actually don't like those people. You two are great. You're my close friends, but uh that generally makes me not have a good time.

SPEAKER_02 1:15

Yeah. You know what I mean? Because they're now talking about something that you can't add to.

SPEAKER_04 1:20

Well, even if I've watched the movie, it feels like we're suddenly what is this the this is a worse version of the movie?

SPEAKER_01 1:29

Yeah, you're like, I'd rather watch the movie. Yeah, exactly. It's like karaoke, but movie quotes.

SPEAKER_04 1:33

Yes. Granted, that I do partake in Office quotes just because it's I you know, I'm really I think Office is so quotable. Yeah. But when two people go back and forth on Anchorman quotes, I I'm I'm checked out.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

It is always Anchorman. It was the first movie I think that people really like in high school, that was like people's whole personality. Yeah, it was Anchorman.

SPEAKER_04 1:54

Yeah. And anyone who's that's their personality, I don't get along with that person.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

I remember my my senior quote is a hangover reference.

SPEAKER_04 2:02

Is it really? What is it?

SPEAKER_01 2:04

They were like, What do you where do you see yourself in 10 years? And I was like, probably with a tiger in my bathroom and a baby in my closet or something. That's pretty good. Really? Because I just like a embarrassed that I just shared.

SPEAKER_04 2:17

Well, you know, the things in high school yearbooks that work well are not really the well-written jokes that you would say on stage. It's supposed to be like the best joke.

SPEAKER_02 2:29

I'll I'll one-up you with embarrassing jokes.

SPEAKER_01 2:39

I did not like that I did that.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

Mine's a quote from Couples Retreat. Uh oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 2:44

Uh that very successful Vince Vaughn and Jason Bateman movie.

SPEAKER_04 2:48

Yeah that Peter doesn't even I haven't watched it, and that's a fairly new movie, isn't it? It's not that old. So now this is high school?

SPEAKER_02 2:56

It may have just came out. I mean, when did Couples Retreat come out?

SPEAKER_04 2:59

Uh I'm gonna say 20 uh 17.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Oh, you're sure? I'm positive. It's not the year I moved here.

SPEAKER_04 3:11

Uh that oh then it's 2014.

SPEAKER_02 3:13

I I'll I'll Okay. I'm telling you, I quoted this movie when for my senior quote.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

So it's 2013. It came out in 2013. So that's what Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 3:23

Okay. So it came out in 2009. What? And I graduated 2011. Okay. Uh the quote is relationships are a two-way street, not a highway and a bike path. So that sounds like where I was at.

SPEAKER_04 3:38

That sounds, yeah, that does sound. You know what? Tiger's baby ain't bad. I think, yeah, the quote itself is not really bad. It's the context of placing that in a I just graduated high school. Yeah, exactly. Here's wisdom that I'm gonna give you, world.

SPEAKER_02 3:58

Yeah. I just at that time I was like, yeah. Yeah, they are. Well, that is what a relationship is like. Were you uh heartbroken in your senior year? I would say from uh probably junior year to junior year of high school to junior year of college, I was perpetually in like a heartbreak mode. Yeah. Or just like always I never got off that ride. I was always somewhere on that on that ride of like I either it's like Louie's bit of diarrhea, like I either just had it or I'm about to have it.

SPEAKER_01 4:36

You were one of my first memories of your comedy is you sharing your your Facebook memory statuses. Oh, yeah. That's how I got to know your that's how I really started to like you as a person. Super emo. You were very, very emo. So emo. And they were so you were so funny in your delivery of them because you would put a the emo song. Yeah. It was usually the same song, right? There are you, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:04

And that was one where I was like And it was like a bottomless pit of how many of them you have.

SPEAKER_01 5:09

Yeah, they're still on my Instagram.

SPEAKER_02 5:11

There's so many I haven't pinned.

SPEAKER_01 5:13

It's really funny.

SPEAKER_02 5:14

Even shocked me. I was I was upset when I went a full year and I was like, oh, I saw this. This was the first one that I posted. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:30

Were they racist?

SPEAKER_02 5:31

Um they were they no, they weren't uh this moment right now, that's endless possibilities.

SPEAKER_01 5:41

And I kind of like this place we're in right now.

SPEAKER_02 5:44

They weren't racist, most of them. They were uh most of them. No, they were still on the same vein of like heartbreaking women. It was just like, here's a thing about women that's a lot. Sure, sure. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 6:01

And first draft, post. Yeah, just like I was probably really going through it, and I was and that was back when Do you think other stu other of your of your classmates at that time knew how you know cringy or whatever it was, or because their minds are also at that level they don't they don't know that that's actually really embarrassing to post. You don't think that you know I agree.

SPEAKER_02 6:28

I I agree that uh right, the the emotional swings that we were all probably going through at that time, they could you know it didn't seem that crazy because none of us had like perspective or anything, but it there's definitely some stuff I've probably posted where people were like, good lord.

SPEAKER_01 6:44

I put uh I would always put lyrics of I always you know I was a rock fan. I always put lyrics of rock that resonated with me, but then in hindsight, you're like, man, that line really needed the music that was with it. Yeah, because otherwise like what I remember.

SPEAKER_04 7:02

I want to rock and roll all night and party every day. That's the line, right? Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

Just in case if anybody's wondering. But think about this.

SPEAKER_01 7:15

There's every rose has its thorn and then every rose has its thorn.

SPEAKER_04 7:21

Yeah, like yeah, there's it loses the there's two different vibes, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:27

You know, like I worry about the second guy uh of those two.

SPEAKER_04 7:32

Right, right. Well, yeah. Oh, you're what do you expect? Are you you I think you want something from me. I I I don't have it for you.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

No, I think yeah, what I was reading was you being like, is this it?

SPEAKER_02 7:47

Yeah, is this are you are you done with this thought?

SPEAKER_01 7:50

I was watching you go, there's nothing here. And I was enjoying you being a good friend.

SPEAKER_04 8:01

Yeah, I'm I'm I'll be honest. That was uh a letdown. Uh a little bit. I thought you were gonna really bring it.

SPEAKER_01 8:08

Well, now's a good time to give you your gift from me.

SPEAKER_04 8:11

Here we go. I always get gifts after I do something terrible.

SPEAKER_01 8:15

You didn't do anything terrible, that was you being a good friend. Yeah. This is why we wanted to get you gifts. Uh well, should we give them whatever you think?

SPEAKER_02 8:24

I trust you. I think uh we think we give them just like with a little bit of uh of an explanation.

SPEAKER_01 8:29

Yeah, you lead and I'll back up sing.

SPEAKER_02 8:31

Okay, I uh one of the England Okay. One of the things uh that we got you. We lost Steve.

SPEAKER_04 8:43

Is he laughing at what I said? Or is it you gotta hear the you gotta hear the backup story, the the story behind this. We went to England and then bought it. All right, go.

SPEAKER_02 8:56

No, in case you're like, why the fuck did you I'm also saving myself as somebody who's uh is a little bit shell-shocked when it comes to buying gifts.

SPEAKER_04 9:04

Shell-shocked?

SPEAKER_01 9:06

Uh we went yes. Uh you're a nervous, you're an anxious gift giver. Yeah. As am I. One of the things we got. Well, you have to be careful for that. I think I know what he's referencing, but you I don't.

SPEAKER_02 9:19

Uh basically just uh being like, here's a gift, and then you're like, why the fuck would you get me that?

SPEAKER_04 9:24

Oh that happened in the relationship.

SPEAKER_00 9:27

Uh he was fighting so hard. That's like when I kept it from being on this.

SPEAKER_01 9:40

And you walked it right off the cliff.

SPEAKER_02 9:43

That's like when I said the name of the girl that I went out on that date with, and you were like, you had so much time to not say it. Anyways, continue. The first thing I I think I think that you uh eat these slash enjoy these. No, it's a food. And if you don't, then uh it was a swing and a miss. I'm disappointed.

SPEAKER_04 10:06

He didn't like to just give that much away. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_01 10:10

Well, now he has it's narrowed down for him.

SPEAKER_04 10:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:13

It's a two-second, he still doesn't know what it is.

SPEAKER_04 10:16

I don't know. I know what it's not. I know it's not a hot dog in there.

SPEAKER_01 10:24

I gotta tell you, I'm calling it right now. This is the best episode. Am I wrong? I know I'm right. This is my favorite episode. God, I know. I know I'm right. We sure got him a hot dog.

SPEAKER_02 10:34

All right, now you dole out the first gift. Um you know what I'm referring to. First.

SPEAKER_01 10:39

I'm gonna give what you yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:42

Should I close my eyes?

SPEAKER_01 10:43

No. So we'll give the the context, which which I thought he was saying that's where he was going with this. But he was like, no, I'll just tell him the the category of the gift before we give it to him.

SPEAKER_02 10:57

The context was the reason that I got it for him.

SPEAKER_04 10:59

You're gonna need to hear this before you open it. It is a exactly what it is.

SPEAKER_02 11:04

No, you tell them the story.

SPEAKER_04 11:05

It is a pound cake that I got.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

You tell them the story after they see the thing. That's fair. Okay. Okay. You're right. You're the wise liquid. Hot dogs don't make a sound when you this is a tin.

SPEAKER_04 11:17

And it's probably got fish in it. Whoa! Sardines, baby.

SPEAKER_02 11:26

It does have fish in it.

SPEAKER_04 11:27

That's pretty cool, huh? Did I take the wind out the sails by the big one?

SPEAKER_02 11:30

I was the fact that you guessed it, I was like, all right, so he is aware of these. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:35

I didn't know what these were per se, but I do like But when you hold when you already know it's a food before you hold the object, that helps. That helps. That does help a lot. Otherwise, I would have thought it was a bar of soap. That I got down the street because you What made you a bar of soap move? What made you uh think to get me sardines?

SPEAKER_02 11:58

Well, we uh so we were walking through Borough Market, big market in uh in London, and we passed by this shop. I know we'll we'll get to it because I also clocked it. Um we were walking by this shop, and uh there's like a wall, like I had to narrow down, there were so many to choose from. Like 50 different kinds of of different tinned fish and sardines, different colors, different, different colors, what they sit in, somewhere in oil, somewhere in in water, and all this stuff. And I was like, I I'm pretty sure he he cooks with it. Sorry, Steve is in another world having the best time of my life.

SPEAKER_04 12:38

He's in another world right now.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

I'm just happy to be here. All right, I'm enjoying my life.

SPEAKER_04 12:46

Okay, I'm just saying something clearly caught your attention.

SPEAKER_01 12:50

You did a bit and did eyes right into my sardine, you looked right at me.

SPEAKER_04 12:55

Okay, all right, all right, all right. I just want to clarify.

SPEAKER_02 12:58

But all different colors of sardines, bunch of different sardines, and it it is you're doing it. No, I caught it. I caught it from the back of your head.

SPEAKER_01 13:08

Show the tape. He says a thing and then he does this. You know what I'm doing? And then he goes, Wait, what are you at?

SPEAKER_04 13:18

I'm trying to get a read. I'm trying to get a read on if you're if you uh on where your mind is.

SPEAKER_01 13:25

My mind is here. It's here about the sardines. Yes, but you're oh no, don't you?

SPEAKER_04 13:32

Wait, so what did you catch when you said when you made a face and you go, I caught it too.

SPEAKER_02 13:37

Well pause the gift giving.

SPEAKER_01 13:39

You have a tattoo.

SPEAKER_04 13:40

Yes, okay.

SPEAKER_02 13:41

That is what I But I wasn't laughing at the tattoo. I was about to bring it up right before you brought up gifts, and I was like, we'll do it afterward, but then you saw this. You grabbed it, and then I made a face. And I went, whoa. Yeah, I was and I clocked it to you and I was like, we'll bring it up after and I was calibrated. So that look was you still trying to figure out what that was.

SPEAKER_04 14:02

No, no, no. I figured out that that was probably that. And then my look after was, is his mind here or is his mind about the sardines? I want to make sure because what wherever the mind was is where I wanted to take care of first. So where's the mind?

SPEAKER_01 14:16

The mind is is here.

SPEAKER_02 14:18

Uh mind is it it's literally it's a it's a misunderstanding of different looks. He's thinking, are you here or here?

SPEAKER_01 14:24

You're thinking the look oh this is this is the your tattoo is is shoved to the like later address. I immediately when he said that, I go, he's right. That goes later. You think his look is a bit he's doing when he's trying to figure out he's doing a bit.

SPEAKER_04 14:40

I'm not doing a bit. I don't I actually believe him. I actually believe him. I'm trying to figure out it because if you are if if right now uh you I'm telling you right in those those looks were bit looks no, they're not, they're checking, they're checking in. Uh because you know, uh your brain, it it if it if something's yes, if I can find something yes, and then it'll go top of the pile, right? It goes, let's take care of this first. I was seeing if it was a top of the pile thing. No, but since it's not, then we'll finish the story.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

Yes, Burrow Market.

SPEAKER_02 15:10

Anyways, basically just saw it uh it was a market specifically. This part of the market was a bunch of tin fish. I was like, this might be something we were walking around thinking of uh trying to find something you might be into. That was the first thing that I saw.

SPEAKER_01 15:24

We went over there with the intention of leaving with things for you.

SPEAKER_04 15:30

Wow, that's very sweet of you guys.

SPEAKER_01 15:31

Before we even got to English soil, yeah, we were like, Well, we're gonna get stuff for him. Wow. And at the time you were gonna be doing stuff for both of us, but he forgot his keys, so you ended up only doing stuff didn't get a ticket, by the way. That's insane. Didn't get a ticket.

SPEAKER_04 15:47

Wow, but that's amazing.

SPEAKER_01 15:49

We wanted to thank you and uh as we wish you were with us, bring stuff back for you.

SPEAKER_04 15:55

Oh, well, thanks. I really I like this.

SPEAKER_02 15:58

We were hoping that you would give us a lot of shit that you weren't there, and then we were gonna reveal that we got gifts.

SPEAKER_04 16:04

But but you did hit me after I gave you a little bit of shit.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

Yeah, so it worked out. And you know what? I'll save the rest for when we get shit in other moments. Um so that was a Taylor spot.

SPEAKER_04 16:20

This is a good gift, you know, because I have a couple of these kind of tins. You know who got me, who was the last person to get me sardine?

SPEAKER_00 16:29

Who?

SPEAKER_04 16:30

My ex.

SPEAKER_00 16:35

Well, now this game is.

SPEAKER_04 16:36

They were a great gift. Yeah, they could. Yeah. I think the colors of sardine tins are very nice.

SPEAKER_02 16:41

Listen, you gotta make new memories around things that you have.

SPEAKER_01 16:45

Well, this is bad memories with. Is the tin gonna be the same color? I don't want you to open it uh until you're gonna use it. Probably. I'll probably keep this wrapping because the wrapping's very nice. The wrapping's awesome. It looks like it's gonna be candy. Uh it could be close, I mean further away from that.

SPEAKER_04 17:01

Well, the the color of the packaging is also the color of the fish inside.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

Alright, you know what? I'll believe you because I'll never see it.

SPEAKER_04 17:11

Um yeah, I actually I have the the the tins, the stuff she gave me. I have it put up on a shelf.

SPEAKER_02 17:17

You know, is there uh a reason specifically for keeping tins? Do you put stuff in the tins, or is it just like the tins look cool?

SPEAKER_04 17:26

I never thought to put stuff in the tins. The tins look cool. Okay, you know? Um I think they go out of their ways to make different designs for different like sorting companies.

SPEAKER_01 17:37

But uh when you take the top off, isn't it a bit like just like sharp and dangerous to keep the top?

SPEAKER_02 17:44

I don't know if it's like cat food.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

Oh I don't know. So what is it, a slide off?

SPEAKER_04 17:52

It's uh it's like a cat. It is like a cat at the food thing. So it's red. It probably uh it's yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:58

Are the edges like a rectangle? Are the edges like sharp?

SPEAKER_04 18:02

Sure. What are these yeah, yeah, they are.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Well, I just are you keeping a thing that you could potentially cut yourself on later.

SPEAKER_04 18:12

Oh no, no, no. They're just uh this like goes boring conversation.

SPEAKER_00 18:19

What shape are the tins?

SPEAKER_03 18:22

What are we doing? And this tin, my ex gave me.

SPEAKER_01 18:28

Okay, grandpa.

SPEAKER_02 18:32

You're gonna go back to your place. You're like, so this tin I got.

SPEAKER_01 18:37

Oh man. Well, thank you guys. You're welcome. Um, would you like another gift? Yes, please.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

I think if we don't do them all now, we're gonna be thinking about it. Sure.

SPEAKER_04 18:47

Yeah. There we go. Wow. And they came in No Amazon?

SPEAKER_01 18:53

This is a box from uh the many things I have to buy to keep my life uh going. Oh yes. Uh all right. These this will do we'll do a twofer.

SPEAKER_05 19:04

Okay. Oh, there's a lot in there.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

Yeah. Uh so same market. We were we saw this uh uh shack, and I we were like, oh, this is the spot where we'll probably find a lot of the stuff that we get him. Because it's funny when you go to like get someone a gift, you're like, I want to give this person a gift, but you wanted to like really scream the person. And there was uh uh well, I yeah, so there was a spice a Sichuan stir fry. Yeah, they had this market, had all these different spices, yeah. So the soup one, I was like, he always has soup, and uh, I always don't like it, but here's a soup, so let's get him a soup. I know he'll eat that shit. And then the other one was Taylor inspired.

SPEAKER_02 19:57

Because we went to the Seshuan Place, and I was like, I I I think he'll use that.

SPEAKER_01 20:03

Yeah, that's nice, and we just wanted like spices that you wouldn't necessarily find right away when you come here. No, don't do it. And uh I know he really wants to talk about the other one. Yeah, hold on.

SPEAKER_04 20:16

Two Asian spices. Is that uh are they both Asian? Yeah, Tom Yum is uh uh Thai. Okay. Well, I just saw a soup.

SPEAKER_02 20:24

Oh we didn't get them because they were Asian, we got them because we know they're things that you use and like.

SPEAKER_01 20:30

We actually watched all you. This is yeah, it is this is true. We watched all your cooking reels in the market before we figure out like what ingredients that you might use. And then this one, uh we I did some research while in the market.

SPEAKER_04 20:46

Showing the audience here. Little tum yum soup and a sesh one.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

This one we uh uh it was uh I I an AI. I was like, my friend really likes to cook. He likes using a lot of more exotic spices than I'm used to. What's something that someone that cooks a lot that likes to the art of cooking? What's some spice we should get from this market? And they said we should get you long pepper. And then my girlfriend said, That's something Peter wishes he had.

SPEAKER_04 21:21

Alright, long pepper. I've never seen this before.

SPEAKER_01 21:26

I knew you would be interested by it.

SPEAKER_04 21:28

Also known as ball Balinese or Javanese pepper. This rare spice is used mostly in Indian, Indonesia, Malaysia, and North African foods. A sweeter, hotter pepper flavor than ordinary black pepper with a lingering heat.

SPEAKER_01 21:39

Alright, let's try this. And you can grind it.

SPEAKER_04 21:42

Oh yeah? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:46

I think.

SPEAKER_04 21:52

I love this.

SPEAKER_01 22:16

I like it. It's peppery. Ooh, it's hot.

SPEAKER_02 22:20

Uh oh. It's hot.

SPEAKER_04 22:22

That's pretty hot.

SPEAKER_02 22:23

I'll be honest, it doesn't have the consistency that I thought it would be.

SPEAKER_04 22:26

You thought it'd be like black pepper.

SPEAKER_02 22:28

I thought it was something, I mean I guess you still can, but I I pictured you putting this in like a- such a Peter gift.

SPEAKER_04 22:34

A gift up for me that I would use, or like a Peter would give?

SPEAKER_02 22:37

No, that you would you would use. I would use, yeah, I've got to be a good one. I pictured you putting this in like a mortar and pestle and like grinding it. I have a mortar and pestle. Or chopping it up.

SPEAKER_04 22:45

Yeah, I grind cumin seeds all the time. That's really good.

SPEAKER_01 22:51

Oh and there's one more after that.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

Really? Is that box empty now?

SPEAKER_01 22:56

This box is empty.

SPEAKER_04 22:57

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

This one is uh in a similar vein. And uh we were just in intrigued by it, I thought you might be. And just if the viewers might be intrigued by it, so if you just want to say it like out loud, what the spice is I'm gonna be very careful when I say this, but it's a naga flakes.

SPEAKER_04 23:19

N-A-G-A. Flakes. And it says um for all the cool nagas out there. No. One of the world's hottest chili dried into the most fiery small flakes, ideal for stirring into any type of dishes for intense heat and flavor. Use sparingly in handle with cold care.

SPEAKER_01 23:47

Oh, I'll do it. Uh oh. Do like uh little dab. I'm gonna have a good day after this.

SPEAKER_04 23:57

These I wonder how rough these are.

SPEAKER_02 24:05

This might be a real bad idea.

SPEAKER_04 24:07

Uh well, let's all enjoy that. Right on the top smells like Citrazy.

SPEAKER_01 24:18

Yeah. Oh, I liked it. Yeah? That was a small pinch for me. Me too. That's not too bad. For now. But see this I was like, oh, we really ni I feel like we nailed it for like stuff that you would get. But that's a hot one. Yeah. Uh-oh. Uh that's stuff that I would uh You like to cook at home. Yeah, I do. And uh and we didn't uh I feel like it's a range of things. Yeah. Uh now this last thing, we went to Abbey Road.

SPEAKER_04 24:59

Uh the Beatles uh walk there. Yeah. For the cover. Yeah, for the cover. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:05

Telling you this while you're dealing with the spice is very funny to me. Are you not feeling it? I did the tiniest pins. Oh, come on.

SPEAKER_02 25:11

Oh man, my throat is covered.

SPEAKER_05 25:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 25:20

This is hot.

SPEAKER_01 25:21

You're both struggling so much. You fucking didn't do it for real. I did it for real. My mouth has got some food in there. Okay. Um right. All right. Um you went to Abbey Road. We went to Abbey Road, and uh, which for people that at home that don't know is an active intersection. Like it's an active street. So it's not like so there people are walking across, taking their pictures in front of it, and then when the light turns green, everybody waiting is like Yeah, yeah, you can tell the people who drive that road that they have to take that road.

SPEAKER_05 26:09

Uh so you have you can't not be a part of this.

SPEAKER_04 26:17

He's taken some more. You gotta get at least a seat in there.

SPEAKER_02 26:20

He's taken back by uh how he's so emotional.

SPEAKER_01 26:23

I think I don't like this timing because uh I feel like I'm gonna tell him this last thing and it's not.

SPEAKER_02 26:30

Mine's starting to dissipate, so while you're doing that, I can sort of briefly take over. So go for it.

SPEAKER_00 26:37

You look like you're having diarrhea. Go for it.

SPEAKER_02 26:42

Yeah, chew it, chew it up a little bit. Um, that's spicy, huh? Yeah. Okay. So you have Abbey Road, yeah, and then directly behind Abbey Road, you have Abbey Road. What Abbey Road Studios. Yeah. Abbey Road Studios um is the recording studio that they were at for that album. Okay. And then in front of Abbey Road Studios, there's like a long uh wall that is basically the gate to Abbey Road Studios. So there's a long wall. Um and uh, you know, a bunch of people can like you could like sign your name and stuff. So we signed our name. Yeah, so there's Taylor's signature.

SPEAKER_01 27:21

Oh, you could sign it. Yeah, you can sign it. And then uh Steven Rogers. Stephen Rogers.

SPEAKER_04 27:29

Oh, nice, you put my face on there. You put your sticker on there. You put your sticker on.

SPEAKER_01 27:33

So you're on Abbey Road.

SPEAKER_04 27:35

That's nice. You should show the show the people. Oh, I hear you. I can see it. There it is. That's very nice of you. Yes. How does it make you feel?

SPEAKER_01 27:48

Uh good. It looks like everything he's saying is disingenuous.

SPEAKER_04 27:56

Yeah. Feels nice. Now, Abby Raleigh, is that we're come together?

SPEAKER_02 28:01

Yes, yes, yeah. It's the first song off that album.

SPEAKER_04 28:03

Come together.

SPEAKER_03 28:06

And now over me.

unknown 28:10

Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom do.

SPEAKER_01 28:15

Man, it's really affecting. He ate hot peppers, he got 20 eyebrows, he got I mean, that's hot.

SPEAKER_02 28:26

Yeah. I was thinking I'm like, because they had stuff, they had uh That naga crazy. They had uh they had um they had ghost peppers, they had uh all the hottest peppers in the world they had there, and that was I was like, let's not get them the hot the hottest ones are in the world are stupid. Yes. So I was like, that might be something we obviously didn't try it before we got it. So we're like, but maybe he could still cook with this. Obviously, it'll last you a long time.

SPEAKER_04 29:02

If I have an enemy, but yeah, I can't wait to use it.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

I think if you you would never eat it that constantly.

SPEAKER_04 29:10

If someone takes my lunch at work, I know how to set them up.

SPEAKER_01 29:16

I think you could give it to your ex and go, hey, I've every time I look at this tin, I think I I want to give you something. So here's for you.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

I think if you put those in like in maybe the soup with the other stuff, you know, yeah. Diluted over uh a whole dish.

SPEAKER_01 29:32

I thought the soup was a good a good one. You seem to uh think that it it was uh joke about you being Asian, but well that's a that's the joke I made out of it. But it's got yum in the title, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:45

Oh some young guy. Because I like yeah, yum, yum yum. Well, tum yum is a type of uh uh tie tie soup. Uh this is a visual episode for Tai Dai Tum Young is aw.

SPEAKER_03 30:09

Oh try this too.

SPEAKER_04 30:14

Oh, it's fragrant. On the tongue, yeah. Seems like lemongrass is gonna be a prominent part of it.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

That's pretty good. That's good.

SPEAKER_04 30:28

Wow, that's nice. That's really good.

SPEAKER_02 30:30

That's really good. You would probably taste it more if uh you had any feeling in your tongue.

SPEAKER_01 30:37

I swear. You could literally picture him on a toilet seat right now.

SPEAKER_02 30:43

So the other thing that we were gonna bring for the wheel is when we were over there, uh we went to this place called Lamin Flag because I wanted to get him a scotch egg. For those of you who don't know what a scotch egg is, soft boiled egg encased in sausage, breaded, and deep fried. It's like an English-Scottish thing. I I I learned about it when I worked at that restaurant, it was a British restaurant, so I was like, I want him to try this. So we went there and it was served with a little bit of grain mustard, and then we also there was a uh a jar of uh English hot mustard. We were like, huh, okay. Thought it was like spicy brown mustard.

SPEAKER_01 31:20

Yeah, I've never heard of English. Well, hot was never mentioned. Was it not?

SPEAKER_02 31:25

It was just English mustard. English mustard. So we were like, okay.

SPEAKER_05 31:30

Isn't that just mustard? Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 31:35

So we had He's back. So we had French fries and uh chips. Chips. Well, we're back now. Uh and we like did a did a, you know, a little swirl. Yeah. And when I tell you this is like the hottest, it it it I it's basically yellow wasabi. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 32:02

It's got horseradish in it. It's your my face. It's not pepper seed hot, it's um burn the not the sinus hot. Sinus.

SPEAKER_01 32:10

It's you shut down. And uh and if if you go check my Instagram out, there's a video of me doing a big dollop of it.

SPEAKER_04 32:20

But uh But it I didn't have your reaction.

SPEAKER_01 32:25

Did you not see the video?

SPEAKER_04 32:26

I watched the video. You had the mustard and you go, uh, and that was it, right? No. There's more to it?

SPEAKER_01 32:33

Well, uh so we have it and we're like, whoa! And like immediately it's like ah and uh but it's so good. It tastes good, it tastes great. Uh so we just kept having it. And uh it was the Oh that I didn't see.

SPEAKER_04 32:59

You know what? I thought that was you reacting to not liking it. But now I'm understanding it's supposed to be spicy. Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:10

It's like a video of me that I took uh at Lamin Flag. I did a big scoop, and then it you just want to go like this. You just want to like it's like brain freeze shuts your we were making a different joke. What was the joke? About uh I mean uh it's it's basically do it or we'll cut it out.

SPEAKER_01 33:38

Alright, you can do it, but I mean we're gonna have to cut it.

SPEAKER_02 33:40

We'll cut it. Uh basically, uh let's do it, let's do like a clean end. So when you when you eat the English hot mustard, you go full retard.

SPEAKER_01 33:56

This is the act out we did.

SPEAKER_02 33:57

Yeah, like, oh, let's get some mustard.

SPEAKER_00 34:06

Because that's literally what you go.

SPEAKER_04 34:12

Well, we could have done the act out without saying full retard. I mean, come on. Really? Yes. Alright, alright. Well, we're back.

SPEAKER_01 34:21

What's happening again? Yeah. Uh okay.

SPEAKER_04 34:25

But uh so it's like you have the mustard.

SPEAKER_01 34:28

You have the mustard, and it it just shuts you down.

SPEAKER_04 34:30

Shuts you down. You're like like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:34

Yeah. And uh it's like in intense.

SPEAKER_04 34:37

Yeah, you're going full, like a full on experience. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:41

And uh, whenever we saw somebody doing something stupid, we went, that guy had a little too English much too English Buster. Like if there was like a guy riding the wrong way on uh on the street or something, we were like, That guy had a little too much English mustard. That's the new uh but it was so good that we kept doing it, but it like really messes with your sinuses and stuff. Uh but we were obsessed with it and we had it a ton, so we brought a jar back and we were like that would actually be a good replacement for because this guy doesn't do shots all the time because shots on the wheel.

SPEAKER_02 35:23

You have to do a it's where you're doing because the experience, it's such a ride. Same as a shot. Like I my tongue still burns, but the English mustard, it's quick and then it can go.

SPEAKER_01 35:35

I think that's a great idea. It's bungee jumping, basically.

SPEAKER_02 35:37

I think that's great.

SPEAKER_01 35:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:39

I did it the other day when I got back just for just for fun. Just do a little.

SPEAKER_04 35:43

Just to feel it again? Just yeah, just to feel a little hit. So you got you ate fish and chips. Yes. You ate the the sausage inside the egg. And what else?

SPEAKER_02 35:55

I made him try uh blood sausage.

SPEAKER_04 35:59

Oh, you tried blood sausage. Did you tell him what it was before you bit it?

SPEAKER_02 36:03

No, I don't think I did. You just said the sausage is you were like, I've heard of uh you were like I've heard of black pudding before, and I was like, this is a little differ different, I think. Um and then I explained to you what it was after you had it.

SPEAKER_01 36:17

It's and then I went, uh I think I made a blood type joke after. Oh yeah. I was like, that guy was A B positive. Did you like it? It was it was good. The consistency uh was not a problem. No, the consistency was perfect, it was crunchy. Okay, because you hate you what you're you have a hang up on textures. Yeah, I don't like mush. And there's literally mushy peas over there. Yeah. Which I know you would you don't no.

SPEAKER_04 36:41

I I remember seeing the mushy peas in a video going, he ain't he didn't touch the house.

SPEAKER_01 36:45

Yeah, did you see what I wrote?

SPEAKER_04 36:46

That the French fries touched it, those fries went straight to the trash.

SPEAKER_01 36:49

Yeah. Uh but yeah, we had a great trip. We we did another Peter thing, or at least a thing I think you would come up with. Uh we uh took out our stretch both cuts, we ballsack paper thin and put peanut butter on it. You know, we we at one point I'm with Taylor, we go to the first pub of the week, and I'm like, how many friends do you think we're gonna make this trip? We're here for a week.

SPEAKER_04 37:23

Is there beer better over there, by the way?

SPEAKER_02 37:25

I pretty much had Guinness exclusively.

SPEAKER_04 37:28

Oh, okay. All right, back to the thing you're saying. I just wanted to ask asking about your trip. Yeah, but now finish your story.

SPEAKER_01 37:38

Uh, you know, so uh so first pub with the first beers of the how many friends are we gonna make this trip? How many friends? And I said two, he said three, and uh I don't know about that day, but the next day we go to this pub, he's like, I'll go get the beers. You take that table, it's a crowded pub. I sit down, and I don't like being in my phone when I'm wit killing time. I'd rather go in my notebook. So I take out my notebook. I don't think anything of it until I see people seeing that. And this woman next to me goes, What are you doing? And I went, Oh, yeah. So she goes, Are you alright? Oh yeah, she goes, Are you alright? Which is a big one over there. That's how you doing. Yeah, hey, how are you?

SPEAKER_02 38:23

How you doing?

SPEAKER_04 38:24

Is that really the same as how you doing? They're not really asking if you're alright.

SPEAKER_01 38:27

They're not asking if you're alright. There it's the same. If you gave the same answer like over here to how you're doing, people would be like, Oh, it's the same to are you alright? Yeah. Uh and I'm like, Oh yeah, I'm good. How are you? And she's like, What are you doing there? And I'm like, Oh, I have a gig later. And uh, she's like, Are you in Magic Mike? And it's three uh blonde women, English blonde women, they're you know, 40s uh or or whatever, I don't know their ages, but uh I would say late 40s, yeah. Uh and uh I I I go I'm a comic and they they go, what's your name? And they start Googling me in front of me, and I and now I'm starting to look over at Ta drill into the back of Taylor's head with my eyes. But they end up being really nice. Yeah. And they they they're at the table like right next to us, so they just start talking to me, and all of a sudden Taylor comes over with our drinks, and now they're just fully part of integrated fully, yeah. And their accents are a little thick because they're from the more country part of England. Yeah. I forget where, but uh Gloucestershire. So uh uh that's so funny that you just did that. Uh take it away. So they were uh you trust me.

SPEAKER_02 39:52

So they had they had thick accents or stuff, and and uh kind of different accents, also. And mind you, these ladies were trashed.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

Yes, so it was the woman next to me that said, Are you all right? It was her birthday weekend. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:06

Oh, she was probably the least trash, but one of her friends who had a very thick accent, she was the so she's trash, so she's already slurring her words a little bit, and she's got an accent that's difficult to understand. So she we're telling her we're visiting here for a week, and she's trying to give us recommendations on where to go. But we don't realize she's talking about the whole of England, like parts we've never, and every part that she's naming sounds just like a completely made up and fictional place. Uh-huh. So at one point she's like, Yoy for a week, you absolutely have to go to Cornwall, New Key, and Desertal.

SPEAKER_00 40:55

She said it exactly like that, which sounds like a house in Harry Potter.

SPEAKER_01 41:02

I see why you passed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because every time someone every time someone had an you know talked in that uh close to her, I would start laughing because I knew he would do it, and he did that line all week.

SPEAKER_02 41:20

I mean, it was a running, you must go. But he would always make the ending of a trail off. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:37

Because she was so hammered, and I was like, with a pen and paper trying to spell that. I was like, am I spelling it right? Like Dirtled. And then I finally understand what she's saying, and I look it up. She's telling us telling me we should go to this place. I look up Dirtalore. It's about a seven-hour drive. It's on like the absolute coast of England. On your way to the show.

SPEAKER_04 42:14

Why don't you make a stop here?

SPEAKER_00 42:15

Yeah, check out this pub down the street.

SPEAKER_01 42:17

And then also, it's like you're going to Manhattan? You gotta see Atlantic.

SPEAKER_04 42:27

Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 42:29

Uh but yeah, they they were they were a ton of fun. Um, but they were going to see Magic Mike later, right? That's why.

SPEAKER_04 42:36

Yeah. Or Magic Mike, which is the name of a venue. No, it's uh the show.

SPEAKER_02 42:40

It's a musical based off the movie.

SPEAKER_01 42:43

Oh, it's basically those when strip you know, Chippendales, but a musical. And they danced. Well, I've seen Magic Mike, the movie. Yeah, I think they made that a show so people can, you know, go there and I bet you could do some Magic Mike dances.

SPEAKER_02 42:59

I bet I can't. So then we did uh I don't think you can. No, probably not. I'm not like a great dancer. No, you wouldn't be able to do it. No.

SPEAKER_04 43:09

No, like no, honestly.

SPEAKER_02 43:10

But she obviously saw something in you since it's the first thing that she said.

SPEAKER_04 43:15

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:16

She did immediately clock you for You're working at Magic Mike.

SPEAKER_04 43:19

That's what she asked you?

SPEAKER_01 43:20

Yes. Wow. I had a notebook out, and I go, I have a ring. And she was like, clearly Magic Mike. Intellectual. He must be the nerdy stripper.

SPEAKER_04 43:39

You rip pages off one by one.

SPEAKER_01 43:40

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My thong is just uh used as scraps of paper. We didn't spin this yet. Uh we didn't. Oh

SPEAKER_04 44:01

It's been harder next time. Shut up. Karaoke.

SPEAKER_01 44:07

Oh man, that was close to hitting the script.

SPEAKER_04 44:12

Oh, we almost read the script. So karaoke is very simple. We're just going to sing one song from beginning to end.

SPEAKER_02 44:22

Is it one that we all know the words to? Obviously.

SPEAKER_04 44:25

Yeah, well, we're going to pull it up. Is it going to be taken down? No, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to play it like that. I'm going to ask ChatGPT uh give me a random.

SPEAKER_01 44:35

Oh, we got to talk about that about my birthday, but not say the bar. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:46

Okay. It's going to be uh Mr. Brightside by the Killers. You know what? Yeah. We only need to do the beginning and then the chorus, and then we are out of here, okay? Alright, let me all right. Dee di How's the song go started off? Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine. Gotta gotta get up because I won it all. It started out with a kiss and up like this. It was only a kiss. It was only a kiss. Now we're gonna swing. And it's got a cab. I was out of the smoke. And it's taking the drag now coming. She's touching his chest now. He takes off her dress now.

SPEAKER_03 45:34

Let me go. I don't care about it killing me. And taking control.

SPEAKER_01 45:49

So yeah, we uh have had a good time over there. Yeah. And uh yeah, I think we're uh we're happy we're back.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_00 46:01

Uh alibi, but it's just a prize.

SPEAKER_03 46:18

Destiny is calling me. Open up my ear eyes. I'm Mr. Rides.

SPEAKER_01 46:30

And the flight over there was tough. Pretty tough. We slept about two hours total. Yeah. And uh, why was it tough? We left at night hoping to sleep the whole flight. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 46:45

But we're leaving at like eight something, so already not when we normally go to bed. And we're in You're leaving at 8 p.m.

SPEAKER_04 46:52

something.

SPEAKER_02 46:53

Yeah. 8 p.m., 8 30. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:55

Well, the flight's actually not that long, right? No. You're about to sing again, aren't you? I can tell from your face.

SPEAKER_02 47:06

I was looking for my window. Um But it's it's like a seven. There was seven hours. Seven and a half. Seven, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:16

So by the time you probably are feeling sleepy, you've got two or three hours left.

SPEAKER_02 47:20

Yeah, yeah. I would drift in and out. I never fully and I bought the dumbest looking contraption to try to help me sleep. Go to sleep. It's it wraps around the seat and then it comes up here, and then an eye mask basically secures and then secures on this side, so it just holds your head in place. So you can't move your head. So it keeps you upright.

SPEAKER_04 47:46

And the person behind you gets to see you wrap around them.

SPEAKER_02 47:48

No, no, no. It you know how like it has the seat and then there's like those little flap things. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wraps around that. It wraps around the flaps.

SPEAKER_01 47:55

Yeah. Okay. And we slept the same amount. I had no contraption.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

Well, I was worried about getting uh getting I thought it would it would help.

SPEAKER_04 48:09

Well, plane sleep is tough. Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_02 48:11

I slept more eventually I was able to uh I I took my bag out from underneath and I just slid down as much as I possibly could to get as horizontal as I could, and then that were you guys able to check in the moment you landed? Yes, actually.

SPEAKER_01 48:28

Because uh we booked uh a hotel for the day before by accident because of the time gives.

SPEAKER_02 48:37

We're like, we're leaving on the 26th, so we'll be there the 26th. We'll be there, and then I get a message that was like, you've missed your check-in, and uh we're and I was like, what?

SPEAKER_01 48:48

When we got to the hotel and we checked in, I was like, I can't believe we were able to check in at like 9 a.m. This is amazing. London It's been ready for us for 16 hours.

SPEAKER_04 48:57

Does that mean that the checkout time was actually a day earlier than it was supposed to?

SPEAKER_02 49:02

No, no, we got that right. How? Because we were like, we're leaving on Wednesday, we check out on Wednesday.

SPEAKER_01 49:09

Because it wasn't a time difference on the departure.

SPEAKER_02 49:11

Oh so we were like, we're leaving on Tuesday, so we booked the hotel for Tuesday.

SPEAKER_04 49:16

Right. So it's when it's Tuesday here, it's Monday there.

SPEAKER_02 49:20

It's uh Wednesday.

SPEAKER_04 49:22

Oh, so now it's right now it's Monday. Tomorrow, right, but it's Tuesday extra.

SPEAKER_02 49:26

Six hours ahead.

SPEAKER_01 49:26

They're five hours ahead of the house.

SPEAKER_04 49:27

Oh, okay, it's by hours.

SPEAKER_02 49:29

Yeah, five hours ahead. It's 8 46 there right now. We just thought, we just because we were like, we're leaving on Tuesday. We're the here we're here from this date to this date. Yeah. So we booked the hotel, not realizing, oh, we're landing there Wednesday. Tuesday, we're doing nothing in London. So we didn't need to book for that. You landed there Wednesday. Yes, Wednesday morning. Wednesday. We booked it so that we'd leave at night, but we'd land in London in the morning because that was like the best way to maximize the time and to not fuck up our sleep as much as possible. Yeah, because like the goal was land Wednesday morning and then just stay up until night.

SPEAKER_04 50:07

Which I figured is what you do. You guys didn't take a nap once you hit the hotel or anything. I took a 10-minute nap. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:13

Because I would be a napper, but I know you just I did I didn't nap, and by the end of that night I was like, I I was not a person. Yeah, so we That was pretty rough.

SPEAKER_01 50:22

But he had uh I didn't have sets that first night, he did. I got I got spots that night, yeah. Because we were fighting on to staying awake. It was like four something, and I was like, I could go to sleep. And uh then I spots came in, and I was like, all right, now we know how we're gonna stay up.

SPEAKER_04 50:39

Yeah. Um well you do.

SPEAKER_01 50:41

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, oh yeah. And uh we got English mustard though, and he was he said this, he's like, this is a perfect cure for jet lag because it was like pop jet.

SPEAKER_04 50:53

It's almost like smelling salts.

SPEAKER_02 50:54

That's how yeah, it's exactly very similar.

SPEAKER_01 50:57

Um I want to know about this. Yeah. So uh you have a tattoo on your arm.

SPEAKER_02 51:03

Yep. Or it looks like uh what's left of a tattoo.

SPEAKER_04 51:07

Thanks. So this is uh just kidding. This is uh to uh a memory of my grandma. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 51:22

I know that your grandmothers are alive.

SPEAKER_04 51:25

They they were before you went to London. And they still are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a tattoo.

SPEAKER_01 51:36

Is it from uh Spore?

SPEAKER_04 51:38

No. Uh Spore still hasn't returned my text about that. But uh I went to an artist in Williamsburg. It's uh she's she does a lot of like smoky, abstract, yeah, streamy things.

SPEAKER_01 51:52

Can I see the whole thing? Wow. Is that uh like a put out on you? Like is that supposed to, or is it well I know it's abstract, but it looks like someone put a cigarette on it.

SPEAKER_04 52:04

When did you get it? Uh thanks.

SPEAKER_01 52:06

Um I got it uh No, mine wasn't as bad as what he did.

SPEAKER_04 52:10

I got it Monday. Um I have been thinking about getting one. This is my first tattoo. Uh people told me it was gonna really like hurt. They were like, you know, ready for a pain. So that's all I braced myself for.

SPEAKER_02 52:22

Did you wrap it up afterwards?

SPEAKER_04 52:24

Yeah. But you know what I was worried is that what if it like really hurt? And then so she's been doing the needle mark. I'm going, oh that's how you did.

SPEAKER_02 52:37

That's how you reacted?

SPEAKER_04 52:50

Well, I guess not. I was worried. I don't know. You don't know how you what if it hurts so much I'm like, stop. But or but or if I just I guess making noises kind of.

SPEAKER_01 53:02

Alright, I'm the tattoo artist. What'd you do?

SPEAKER_04 53:05

Zzz Okay. Not bad. Uh no, I actually wasn't the case. It was actually really wasn't that bad. Uh the tattoo of me, and then I just had my phone up looking. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:22

Where did you get this design? Did you do did you pull up things that the tattoo artist wouldn't want to see and just go, uh do that? No, you're in pain.

SPEAKER_04 53:31

So uh I the original tattoo artist that I wanted to get it from in Boston, uh, they do a lot of abstract stuff. And then so I found an abstract artist here, and then they they do generally this stuff. So I didn't I didn't see this until I went in for the appointment. I didn't know what was getting.

SPEAKER_02 53:52

I just went in not knowing what you were getting.

SPEAKER_04 53:54

I didn't know what I was getting, and she's like, so I had some ideas of this, you know, where it was kind of more of the original artist. And I go, Well, I want you to do what you would like. And so she's like, Well, we'll kind of mesh the two. And she's like, Well, I'll come up with it as we go along.

SPEAKER_02 54:14

While you're laughing, I I no, it's uh it's fascinating.

SPEAKER_04 54:21

Yeah? Fascinating things make you laugh, huh? I know when I look at space, I'm laughing.

SPEAKER_03 54:36

What's out there? Are we alone?

SPEAKER_02 54:46

All right.

SPEAKER_04 54:50

No. Go ahead. Express express what's on your mind.

SPEAKER_02 54:54

This uh all just seems completely out of character.

SPEAKER_04 54:58

What? Yeah, I could see that.

SPEAKER_02 55:00

But it's it's that funny. So you let them talk. It's it's funny to me that something that seems completely out of character that you've never really brought up ever, that you just show up with a tattoo that you've never mentioned to two of your best friends that you had any interest in getting.

SPEAKER_01 55:16

I go on. I'm aware. I've I was aware of this.

SPEAKER_02 55:19

Well, I told both of you. When?

SPEAKER_04 55:21

I told you for sure. Yeah. Because I told you and you were like, I think I've been thinking about getting one.

SPEAKER_02 55:25

Yes. I don't think you told me.

SPEAKER_04 55:27

Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_02 55:28

When?

SPEAKER_04 55:29

We were having lunch and I said I'm gonna get a tattoo.

SPEAKER_02 55:32

Oh, yeah? And you oh, so you found that fascinating, clearly.

SPEAKER_01 55:42

Just your doctor looking at your x rays.

SPEAKER_02 55:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 55:50

Yeah. I uh so you feel a certain type of way that I didn't talk to you about at first.

SPEAKER_02 55:55

No, I uh I was waiting for you to reveal that uh it wasn't a real tattoo, that it was like uh Oh well, that's the thing. No, no, no, it's not real.

SPEAKER_04 56:13

It is real. It is real, it's real, it's real. It is real.

SPEAKER_02 56:16

It doesn't it's real. It doesn't feel uh real. It doesn't feel like a tattoo that is as two days ago?

SPEAKER_04 56:27

Uh Monday. No, a week ago. Last Monday.

SPEAKER_02 56:30

Oh, I'm thinking it's Wednesday. Okay. We're not we're not in London. That makes that makes more sense. I was thinking you got it two days ago and you're already walking around.

SPEAKER_01 56:42

You absolutely have to go to Cornwall and dirt.

SPEAKER_02 56:52

Alright.

SPEAKER_04 56:52

So after I did it Monday, we talk about tattoo aftercare here. Uh you yeah, I probably what you went to. The uh they put the second skin on it. I kept that on for three days, which I was told should be the max. Then I peeled it off, and then I start I've been using Aqua Four.

SPEAKER_02 57:13

Did you get any of that uh sometimes a tattoo? Probably not, because there's no it's not color, but uh it would kind of like uh you and this you and his tattoo are having a horrible first impression. I'm just asking if you're if if if when you got it, like when you put the second skin on, like when I put it on, it like built up with like this liquid that I had to like release. Like sepsis something like that.

SPEAKER_04 57:41

No, no, because it's like a plasma coming from your skin.

SPEAKER_02 57:44

Yeah, but because mine is so densely colored, it would it created a lot of that.

SPEAKER_04 57:49

Oh, it was it gnarly looking?

SPEAKER_02 57:51

Yeah, it's like a big, it's like a a bag. A bag of liquid just on my arm.

SPEAKER_04 57:57

And you gotta be out with friends having lunch.

SPEAKER_02 57:59

Yeah, it's literally just like just like you can move it around when you bass the potatoes. It's so gross.

SPEAKER_04 58:10

And now as far as uh whether it's in character or not, I'd say it's out of character. I'd say it's uh it's different than I mean it's not really if what I don't know what vibe I give. I have an idea of what vibe I gave off, you know.

SPEAKER_02 58:24

I was skeptical of it only because it's not something you normally do, and you didn't you did not mention it to me, and you're you. So I would I could see you stringing us along with a tattoo story that's complete bullshit and getting us invested, and I was not allowing myself to get invested because I didn't want to get got.

SPEAKER_04 58:43

Oh, that's fair. Well, but you're I'm just saying, uh following now we're out of there. Okay, you know, I thought it was funny. Uh, but I it is different than I something I would normally do. Who knows why I'm doing this?

SPEAKER_01 58:58

I I like that you did it. Why are you doing it?

SPEAKER_04 59:03

He's learning who he is. You know, I've never wanted a tattoo in my life, or every time I did, um I would look at one, you know, and sometimes I was like, maybe I'd get a word, right? But then you just think about like someone puts a word on their thing, right? Music, for example. You know? And at the moment they're like, well, this is really cool. And then ten years later, they're like, What do I do? And plus, I don't even like music anymore. I'm deaf. I lost my ears at the war.

SPEAKER_02 59:35

So at the war. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:39

So yeah, he wasn't in the war.

SPEAKER_01 59:43

I was just watching. I was at the war and then it just got hit. That's what happens when you get front row seats. It missed my face, but hit both ears.

SPEAKER_04 59:54

And plus when it's like a word, there's like there's like a thousand different ways to write a word, different fonts, the way it looks.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:01

I had all these uh yeah, because I was gonna slash still mic get words.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:06

And there's I didn't hear anything you just said. I was gonna slash the mic at words.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:11

No, I said I was I was gonna get slash still am. Oh, okay. Going to get words tattooed. Okay, yes.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:19

Uh what what are the words gonna be? Can I can I guess? Do you know the words already?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:23

I I do know the words. I don't think I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say it because I until I get it.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:28

Can I say it as a guess? Yeah. Um half marathon 2026.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:37

Just in general, half marathon. Amazing. Can I guess? No.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:53

Please let him guess.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:55

No, because you probably know. I do know, but I was gonna say, how's my running?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:05

How's my running?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:07

And then it has your phone number.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:14

Uh that's not bad. Yeah. Um, but the problem is is number one font, but also is if you get it anywhere visible in like a t-shirt, people are gonna read it on like they're gonna they're gonna be like, well, what's your tattoo say? Like, they're just gonna call you out and want to talk about it.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:36

So, you know, when there's when when it's an absolute thing, there's so many ways to get it wrong. Whereas for something like this, I don't know. I I was looking at the thing that uh Spore from Boston had the way they do tattoos, and I was like, I this is the first time I actually like felt compelled to actually want something like that. Because they just look like cool, just visually pleasing designs. Yeah, and so I was like, yeah, I could I'll go with this, you know? Whereas like we can, you know, what do we get? Like a duck or like a you know what I mean?

unknown 1:02:08

Duck.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:09

Someone has a chair, doesn't tattoo.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:13

There are people that to me is how Bushwick, everyone in Bushwick gets a tattoo. They're like uh I'm basically calling out Bo. But he's like, oh, I like uh beer, so let me get a glass of beer. It's like that. And now he's sober, isn't he? Yeah, he's literally got a beer and like a Manhattan uh on his on his arm.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:35

Well, it did save him time when ordering. I'll just have one of the these.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:38

On more than one occasion, I've been walking down the street with Bo, and I'm like, where are you about to head off to? He's like, Oh, I'm going to the tattoo shop. I'm like, what do you get? And he's like, I don't know yet. I'm like, wow.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:48

Wow. That's there's something beautiful about that that I I I wish I had.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:54

Because the person who, you know, there's a lot of people who funnel a lot of meaning into like a tattoo, and they go, I'm gonna get the uh uh a seashell because my grandma w was really liked seashells and her nickname was seashell. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:12

So then I'm gonna be this, and they put it on, and then you're gonna be like who gives a shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:20

If it if you're covered in tattoos, sure, it doesn't matter. It's just another tattoo. I think if you're there's different ways of going about it. I think there if you're gonna get the it doesn't really matter what I get, it should at least be around I got this. Uh it's like the experience of getting that the tattoo is the story. It's not necessarily what the thing is, like it could just be a duck.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:40

It's like I said, where one day I want to get a tattoo uh of uh the the day that I'm getting that tattoo. We're like, what's the meaning of that tattoo? I go, that's the day I got this tattoo.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:54

You should get that. That would be great. You should still get that. Just a date. Just a date. You gotta make sure nothing happens that day.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:02

Oh yeah. I'm like, I'm like almost there. It's like 10. 10.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:05

Yeah. You have explosive diarrhea.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:08

And then there's an assassination. Yeah, massive world-changing event. That's very racist. Um, wow. This episode flew by.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:21

Yeah, it did. Yeah, we're at four. Did we start at three?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:26

I don't know. We are the champions, my friends.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:35

But yeah. Okay. Thank you for all the gifts, Stephen and Taylor.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:39

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:40

You're welcome. Uh uh that's it's uh means a lot that you would think of me while you're out there and you would get stuff for me and think about um what I like specific about cooking and stuff. So um it means a lot. You're welcome. What's wrong?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:01

I was waiting for the other shoe.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:04

I'd like I'd wish you would just let me give a sincere thanks to I apologize. But whoever's editing us better make sure to get that one too. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:24

Um well, I think it's time that we say good. Bye.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:42

All right, see ya.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:45

That was a fun one. That was my favorite one in a while.