Ep. 022—What Do You Mean?

The boys are back! The audio got a little fudged because of a technical issue (sorry about that) but the boys are talking all things knicks parade, Warped Tour, and a juicy improv scene. Enjoy!

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

She's sitting at table and didn't let me know anything. I saw her and I was like, Oh hey, look, I just came by to say hi. Someone had a pick her up as the session.

SPEAKER_02 0:10

And I was like, uh, what's up? What raised you in? She's like, Oh, like my headphones or whatever. And I was like, Oh, okay. And we kinda she's like, Oh, you haven't uh text in the A and I was like, Well I'm sure not attached to him, I'm not gonna text you.

SPEAKER_03 0:26

You know?

SPEAKER_01 0:27

Um then Are we good to go?

unknown 0:32

Yeah, good to go.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

Welcome back to the show. What's happening? We um we starting the bottom starting if I guess we were recording earlier, and then the power went out. Some someone back there is digging around. Yeah, they are fishing.

SPEAKER_13 0:59

And I think they dug a hole and they cut right into the power to set the line that said podcast.

SPEAKER_02 1:08

So we had uh 10, 11 minutes of things.

SPEAKER_06 1:12

Pure gold.

SPEAKER_02 1:13

Yeah. Honestly, it wasn't that good to start. We've had better starts.

SPEAKER_09 1:18

Yeah, well, sometimes when we just kind of keep it rolling from when we sit down and start talking, sometimes it's like we're already fine, just hit record and we're buzzing, but we were talking like logistics of going to a parade. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:30

And it was really you think that was unenjoyable for the crowd for the audience.

SPEAKER_07 1:35

I I think the logistics of a of a parade that has already happened. Yes, it's probably not good.

SPEAKER_09 1:43

Potter.

SPEAKER_13 1:45

I was enjoying it because right now for us it hasn't happened, and you guys are starting to bicker. And I love when you two bicker. That's uh it is enjoyable. Because you're riding your I'm still gonna talk about it. You're you're riding your bike where you're going out a couple blocks, you're planning your attendance to the parade like it's an assassination attempt. You have a bike staffed four blocks away, and you want a good vantage point. And you just in your buddies, they want you want to experience the energy of the parade. You don't really care about your position. I like the two different approaches to this parade.

SPEAKER_02 2:26

The way you describe both of them, it does sound like you agree with my side more. Like you would be doing my side if you were.

SPEAKER_13 2:33

I would care more about the energy than all this other side.

SPEAKER_09 2:36

I just want to get there when I want to so I can enjoy the energy more. The energy on the train is gonna be phenomenal. Don't get me wrong. The energy trying to get and maneuver through the stairwell and and you know, and the cramp tramp people bring it in it. That's gonna be like let's go knit, you know.

SPEAKER_07 2:56

Well, you won't even be able to move your arm. Yeah, yeah, probably not. You're probably just gonna be squeezed in. Uh that's that's gonna be wonderful. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:04

Oh, the real the real energy of them. The real energy is uh going, you know, on a bicycle when not making contact with a single human being, not hearing a single person, and just going zipping through the city going straight to where all the people are.

SPEAKER_11 3:23

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_13 3:24

How are you gonna know what the right spot to go to is? What do you mean? Uh for the parade. There's it has a whole route. What's the spot you what's the right spot? You're gonna say the exact same thing to him.

SPEAKER_09 3:38

Once you get out of the subway, where are you gonna go?

SPEAKER_02 3:40

I'm gonna go I'm gonna ask both of you.

SPEAKER_09 3:43

It's I'm gonna uh well based on mainly who I'm going with, but I'm probably I'll probably pick somewhere in the middle.

SPEAKER_06 3:50

Or I'll probably look at the the map and see like based based on where the route is, what has the most open space, what isn't just right along uh a street. Definitely not around a subway where everyone else is gonna come out and then just stand there.

SPEAKER_13 4:04

Whereas I'm gonna just and you know, I I can just walk around. Nice. And then what stop or you what's thought processes your uh arrival point?

SPEAKER_08 4:16

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_11 4:31

Uh what do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 4:35

And I'm gonna go get there, you know. I'm gonna go out, and then you know, not obviously not by the subway where everyone's funneling out, you know, find a space that's yeah, I got it, you know, yeah, maybe uh towards the middle of the two subways. This probably a nice area, you know? Yeah. Don't you think that you're you're kind of you're sucking the fun a little bit out of just what this is?

SPEAKER_06 5:03

I I don't think the fun is the part that we're debating.

SPEAKER_02 5:07

Well, I mean, like you you know, like doing this whole bike thing, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_12 5:12

Like it like it's it's it's it's kind of like he's so lap in on you, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 5:19

It's like such an optimization of like just the travel part, you know what I mean? Doesn't it just ruin a little bit of what's gonna be?

SPEAKER_13 5:27

Well, he's choosing precision, which uh a bike gives him more freedom to go exactly where he wants to go.

SPEAKER_09 5:33

Well, I I would say traveling through New York City on a nice day, bike beats subway no matter where you're going, no matter what the occasion is. Yes. So this idea that like I'm I'm not gonna enjoy the ride because I'm not on a packed train. It's worship. Also, I'm riding through the streets. I'm riding through the streets. I'm I'm I'm going down the whole city. I'm seeing everybody outside. I'm seeing more and more people start to show up as I get closer to the parade.

SPEAKER_02 6:04

I'll see that. When I whatever it's up, I walk out as I walk towards it, I'll see that too. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 6:10

So it's it's fine. You're just gonna be more the the transportation part is the only difference.

SPEAKER_09 6:17

Like I'm there's you're acting like I'm sucking the fun out of part of the experience. Part of the experience it's we're talking about the the very first part of it, which I don't even include in the experience.

SPEAKER_02 6:29

I think I think the ride, the energy towards the destination is just as much as experience. And the exit. Like, oh yeah, that that will be fun.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

Look at the Knicks fans coming into the subway. You know?

SPEAKER_03 6:44

Ah, like that.

SPEAKER_02 6:45

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 6:46

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_09 6:48

I mean, if that's something, if that's the part that you enjoy, then you that's the way that you should go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 6:53

I want to be on the street and walking around, and then when I want to leave and be done with that, I want to choose how I want to get out there and be on my own turks.

SPEAKER_02 7:04

You're wearing biker shorts.

SPEAKER_06 7:06

Maybe.

SPEAKER_10 7:08

Oh.

unknown 7:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 7:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 7:12

Wouldn't you know? Are you just gonna link up?

SPEAKER_09 7:18

Probably not. Uh it depends. We'll see. What time are you? Well, you're getting there at uh this is the part where time you get there together. We're probably gonna get there real early.

SPEAKER_02 7:30

Uh so the three of us just uh came back every weekend. Yeah, we spent the weekend together. We spent the weekend together. All right. Washington DC and DC stands for District of Columbia. Um we did that little bit twice on the last recording. Uh, that is corrupted. And we knew that's too good to not bring back. That's I had to put that in there. We just did uh we just went to warp tour. Yeah. Got to see a bunch of cool bands. Who did you see?

SPEAKER_12 8:07

American Hi-Fi 303 Thrice.

SPEAKER_02 8:13

Uh so the band thrice, I remember saying uh it's crazy we're only gonna see them once. I did I said that to somebody recently, and they went oh yeah.

SPEAKER_11 8:25

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_13 8:27

303 was really great. They were really fun.

SPEAKER_02 8:30

Really great, a lot of fun. You good old Steven Rogers performed at the warp tour. Yeah. That's why you had were able to get us a couple of uh loser. All access. All that's I mean, but I was gonna say a couple of uh uh a couple of bags of rocks here, Ian Taylor into the uh menu. My balls and chains. Balls and chains. You brought uh your little girlfriend.

SPEAKER_10 8:59

Yeah. That's right. And you brought your little girlfriend. Yeah. And then I brought my little two brothers.

SPEAKER_02 9:06

They are my younger brothers, yes. And you guys dressed the same. We did. We character toe in trickered black and white. Yeah. I thought was cool.

SPEAKER_13 9:15

It was really cool. It was uh I think you said this. You looked like you were performing on the show. I wet. Oh, okay. Yeah. Some I knew some I knew it was genius and one of us said it. Um, but uh uh you you would the three of you were like a highway.

SPEAKER_02 9:38

We looked like uh You looked like a band.

SPEAKER_09 9:40

Yeah, stopping and wanted to take a picture of you.

SPEAKER_02 9:44

Yes, remember to the guy that's like uh, hey look, I gotta take a photo of you guys. Like, alright, nice. He's like, look, three Asians.

SPEAKER_13 9:52

He goes, three matching Asians.

SPEAKER_02 9:54

Oh, he's a three matching agents.

SPEAKER_13 9:55

Yeah. I thought he just said three Asians. No, he he goes, I gotta get a photo with you guys. And I think out loud I said, I hope it's the outfits, like, because uh I didn't or something I said because his energy was like this guy's either gonna go overboard or be awesome.

SPEAKER_09 10:12

And then he goes so overwhelmed by three agents, he doesn't even know that's good for matching.

SPEAKER_02 10:16

Like, oh the three of them?

SPEAKER_09 10:19

Like, where are you from?

SPEAKER_02 10:20

Three O Asians.

SPEAKER_12 10:22

There's one in my town. Three O three elections, thrice agents.

SPEAKER_13 10:30

American Hi-Fi. Uh so uh yeah, you was three matching Asians, and this is where you're great, because uh it was Oh oh hello. You you knowing you, you reacted like uh another guy where I'm just this to him, of course, but you laughed it off and took the picture with him. And I had a lot of respect for you there.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

Yeah. Yeah, because I know how I became a little housely for this guy. You said I'm well looked at these Asians. Let's yeah, why don't you guys take a little photo for me and get together do a little photo?

SPEAKER_13 11:17

I don't know, I get it. You wanted to get right back to the fun. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 11:21

And you handled it this guy who was and that's I handled them well. A person of color something that I have to deal with all the time. Is people seeing the not as a person but as an accessory or some kind of interesting thing that happened to their day. Right.

SPEAKER_09 11:48

I mean it is you did match to see you stand out, right?

SPEAKER_02 11:52

Because you're matching outfits. So what I we did it to ourselves, basically, by wearing it. We made ourselves stand out. You had a coming. I'm not saying that.

SPEAKER_09 12:02

I wouldn't have expected I wouldn't have expected all the people wanting to take pictures, but the three of you with match anybody with matching outfits stands out.

SPEAKER_13 12:10

No. Oh, stands out, yes. Yeah, but no one's going, I gotta get a picture with the biggest.

SPEAKER_09 12:14

The picture, the picture thing is sick. Hey, you got a thing one and thing two shirt. I don't know what the purpose is. I don't know what he's doing with that picture, but you are not gonna believe what I saw.

SPEAKER_12 12:28

Standing out standing, yeah, like moving like us watching thrice, here's what us watching three and three, here's things who showed up. Here's three agents.

SPEAKER_05 12:40

Here's the three matching agents.

SPEAKER_13 12:43

Are they a band? You sound like a band. Um three matching agents.

SPEAKER_02 12:47

But yeah, anyways, all the overall. Well, yeah, take that photo, I'm good. And then I was like, uh, hey, we're gonna caption that. The only CH word I want to see on there is checkered. So you performed on the Unplug set I did your uh stand-up comedy.

SPEAKER_13 13:07

I did my stand-up comedy time slot uh 1 50 p.m.

SPEAKER_02 13:11

1 50 p.m.

SPEAKER_13 13:13

The earliest I've ever performed is 8 a.m. But it was uh corporate with a ceiling.

SPEAKER_12 13:19

Uh-huh. You took you had a ceiling. You didn't have walls. I didn't have walls. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_13 13:26

So uh big thank you to Warp Tour. It it was so fun. Thank you, Warp Tour. We had the best time. I would a thousand percent do it again.

SPEAKER_02 13:36

Uh I would a thousand percent have someone uh burger me have an all access uh yeah to the entire event.

SPEAKER_13 13:44

You guys did have all access, uh, and uh you you took advantage of it backstage.

SPEAKER_06 13:51

Uh yeah, I used it to go with the places that uh everybody else can't. That's the whole point of having it.

SPEAKER_09 13:59

You know? I if you could go backstage, why would you not want to do it? Wasn't that fun?

SPEAKER_13 14:05

It was really fun. I was trying to set you up for what we said earlier just for our own entertainment.

SPEAKER_02 14:11

Oh, where yeah, indeed, that me that means he takes advantage, like, hey, I can touch you wherever I want. I'm all access.

SPEAKER_13 14:18

Yeah, like anything wrong, he did that. I wanted him to say I and I went and saw how much I could do with it. Uh-huh. Because he did, and then we said he could do whatever he wants. He goes, it's okay, I'm with Steam Rogers. He said it's okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 14:35

So um I performed that work tour. Performed that work tour. What did you think of how'd you feel?

SPEAKER_13 14:41

Uh, so I will say that I didn't follow any other act. I thought we were following other acts.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

Yeah, there was music.

SPEAKER_13 14:52

But there's intermission and everything so they can reset up the stage.

SPEAKER_02 14:57

It's not like there's a host that's like, alright, so that was the A full together. Yeah. You know, are you ready for Pality?

SPEAKER_13 15:03

Right. So everyone's coming up cold. Every performer. Except if it was really hot out. Yeah. Yeah. Uh and uh.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

And I go You want to listen to this guy about how to get to the parade?

SPEAKER_13 15:26

Yeah, I don't know if he's riding a bike, but he should be wearing a helmet. Um so uh yeah, it was just brought up by uh someone. She asked what I intro I had, and I was like, ah, I just set set them up for comedy and Steam Rogers. And uh she said my name first, so I started to come out and actually kept so I was have I was like on stage when she was giving my intro. Uh and then there's five microphones across the stage for the band, so I just had to stand next to my microphone. I could I didn't feel comfortable moving around. Uh but thankfully I had like a lot of in the moment stuff come to me as I hit the stage. Yeah, you did. And uh from what I could tell was getting laughs, I can't hear much up there because while I'm on stage, as is every performer, you're hearing the other stages. And the two biggest stages there had acts on stage. Yeah. Live rock punk rock bands playing.

SPEAKER_02 16:36

Yeah. And I think some of it was starting to get medally, too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 16:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 16:41

And it felt like it was getting louder, that more halfway.

SPEAKER_07 16:46

I think a new band started. It was closer. Yeah. And maybe it was starting to rock out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:52

We're blood coming out of an ass. And they have two cats. One's got no hair, one's got hair.

SPEAKER_13 17:06

Isn't that wild? Yeah. Uh yeah, but they're And then there are people with their backs towards you. There's people against the stage resting their backs against the stage. I could see what they're looking at on their phones. Well, now I'm on stage.

SPEAKER_09 17:19

We're the full out backs completely out of breath. Asleep. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_13 17:25

Well, I'm in my closer and I look and there's just a woman starfished. Oh no, fast out. Fast out from like the heat, the drugs, everything.

SPEAKER_02 17:36

Just yeah, then you were like, uh, so you were kind of going, like, yeah, and then I went home and my girlfriend, by the way, she's asleep. And she said, We can't be together anymore.

SPEAKER_13 17:50

Oh, yeah, and then I did the breakup story, and a woman goes, That's that sucks when that happens. And I go, Oh, did it happen to you? You your fiance left you, and she said, Yeah. And I go, Oh, well, we'll talk later. Because, you know, that's the oldest trick in the book. Yeah. Uh, but in this moment, I'm doing whatever I gotta do to get a pop. Yeah, it got a big pop. And then I said, Well, I know one woman here that does not like that I said that. And that got even bigger pop.

SPEAKER_10 18:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 18:20

And it was great because I got to have a moment with Olivia during that. Because the moment I noticed you two was the woman asleep. Every in the moment thing I did, I I think I looked at the two of you. Yeah. And uh, because it was just wild.

SPEAKER_02 18:36

And then sometimes there were jokes that you were saying that no like you you no one could hear. Like you just couldn't hear. Yeah. And I could see you're just do you just do it.

SPEAKER_12 18:50

You gotta do them.

SPEAKER_13 18:51

I from the nose down, I'm doing the joke, and from the the nose up, I'm like, isn't this crazy?

SPEAKER_09 18:58

And you were really pushing through it. Like there is a vein in your neck. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:03

That was but uh, you know, I'll say, you for the situation, you did great. Thank you. And I really mean that. Thank you. And my brothers were also really impressed about it. Because, you know, as you stood up, they went, Oh, this is gonna be bad. Yeah. And then um you came out like, you know, most comics would come out of that fucking wounded and yeah, destroyed.

SPEAKER_13 19:32

And then I had the best weekend after. I'm very glad it was one of the first things of the day. It was the first thing we did. It was the first thing on our to-do list. Yeah. It wasn't hanging over my head so I wasn't present with you guys from that moment on. It was all right, we're at a rock fest.

SPEAKER_02 19:49

Time to fest out.

SPEAKER_06 19:51

It was so fun. Would you have rather done an hour on that unplug stage or the main stage had to play five minutes of guitar?

SPEAKER_02 20:04

Oh, you have to play guitar? I have to play guitar for five minutes for five minutes.

SPEAKER_13 20:09

I'd rather do an hour out. You kidding me?

SPEAKER_10 20:16

Just use on the ding.

SPEAKER_13 20:21

Just the beginning of Wish You Were Here. Wish You Were Here badly. Uh Down Dunno. I don't know why looking at me is gonna I don't know why more of this is gonna help you.

SPEAKER_02 20:40

Yeah, I guess I if I knew the song, I wouldn't have known by now, is what you're saying.

SPEAKER_07 20:44

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_13 20:44

Yeah. Um that's what he would tell the crowd of a thousand people. Yeah, also it's a song maybe half of the audience knows. Maybe. Uh but we had the best time. We were in the VIP area with rock bands from our high school days. Yeah. We were just I held the door, the bathroom door for uh the lead singer of American Hi-Fi, and I didn't recognize him until he took the seat. I was like, I I was like, I just held the door.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

They were very regular people. Yeah. Speaking of which, the bathrooms, the shitters were kind of they got good, they did a good job with uh the shitter situation.

SPEAKER_06 21:35

Yeah, as you say. In the VIP room, did you use the one on the right or the left?

SPEAKER_03 21:40

There was one in the VIP room?

SPEAKER_02 21:42

Oh, yes, in the artist left. Yes, uh, yeah, yeah, those those were nice too. You know, I was even talking about just the Porter Potty situation, how many there were? Yeah. Like hop in and sometimes you go to one of those things and you look in and it's like there's nothing to eat. I mean usually it's like a couple and they've been packed to the top where it's like when you have um wait wait wait wait wait that's that's above the the seed you have to stand on the lid at this point and hope it lands on the right place uh well sometimes it's like reverse Jenga You're adding to the top oh yeah you the thing is it's like one shit full of bottles Yeah but no it didn't make sense I don't know what I was saying um but yeah like but you've seen a full one where it's like a pot on a stove I've seen like a really I've seen a really dirty uh gross one yeah I don't know if I've seen one the blue liquid usually keeps it you know fairly like mysterious it looks like a a Star Wars swamp yeah the the blue dark liquid yes yes okay that could be nothing yeah but the longer the day goes on the mystery more goes away yeah and it becomes well that's a lot of the liquid for sure and it's crazy forta potty dumps they're almost always unsolid.

SPEAKER_13 23:30

Yeah yeah well because you're eating uh food that exists at a place where there's porta potty which it's no fiber it's just like yeah yeah it runs right through you well it looks like the uh the scene in Star Wars where the garbage disposal is is crushing is gonna crush them and there's that swamp like it's that s like uh swamp of trash and then they're like in it and then all of a sudden the eye pops up and like looks at them sorry I I haven't seen Star Wars I thought if I had that I'd probably think about 20 we'll go watch it we'll come back okay waited for her to do the whole explanation the problem is I knew maybe five seconds in and I was like if I stop did you watch Star Wars?

SPEAKER_09 24:23

Real reference uh I have a vague idea but it could be my brain naked I have seen Star Wars though okay I remember when you said the eye popping up I remember that I just don't have a clear image of what they're in.

SPEAKER_02 24:35

Okay why did you laugh?

SPEAKER_03 24:36

I laughed I I laughed at the Silas you have to you but why didn't you laugh at his just hit the strong enough visual I I can tell what he's referencing but it wasn't a strong enough visual visual yeah my fingers closed up onto your face um anyways uh yes great forta potty situation that they had going on in bathrooms a lot of water shade and then we uh yeah yeah we saw the Knicks win I know you watched the Knicks at a little place restaurant they're doing a great and uh we saw a lot of shows really fun uh and then you and I uh uh oh yes yeah and then you and I crop served oh yes which okay yeah let's talk about that Steve uh yeah I missed this well let me I'll uh yeah go ahead oh yeah for sure I will let you have your space I'll even let you go first no you should go first so um you know what I I had I was kind of thrown up to crowd surfing during Tag Mac Sunday I think or or no Bayside my brothers have threw me up so I had crowdsurfed already on day one at least right and then um towards the end of the second day was when I was like you know I want to do it again I was I was I by that time I don't know if you guys were there but it was you and Olivia and and then you know we want to go to general mission to do the cross replants where everyone is so then I w right over there and then Steve was like I think I want to do it too so then he comes with me and we go to general mission and we're the we we scooch our way to like the middle of the crowd. Yeah and then I look behind and there's Steve right behind me and then I was like alright here we go and I go to tap a guy and I go uh I'm going up can you help me? He's like alright so up I go and away I did I surf and then uh I look back and I don't see Steve with me.

SPEAKER_02 26:49

And then I run through the thing and back to Olivia and Olivia was like oh that was awesome I was like okay yeah thanks and uh I was like how how was Steve's like well I didn't I don't think I saw him and then now we're just standing there waiting until we see his body surface uh and then we watch and watch and then the band does their last song and then it ends and then Steve comes back to me and Olivia and he's like uh I guess what was so I chickened out uh oh that's the first time you're saying that I did say it but I gave all the excuses first. Okay.

SPEAKER_13 27:31

But I admitted it. Or could you say the excuses you were saying Yeah I came so all these things did happen but the chickening out was the real factor. But once he got lifted other people started wanting to be lifted by the guys that lifted him and they were definitely more assertive than I was so I kept letting them go and then eventually they just stopped that they ran out of people I would have been the last one but I didn't ask for it. So they just went back to watching the show and I was like uh well I can't I can't ask them to do it again so I tried I found other guys but then I'm standing next to this big guy and I'm like I felt weird being like hey can you uh pick me up it was I should have jumped in on his and I didn't know that until I tried to initiate my own well he had run back and he was like oh it was a crowd thing right you know I'll be honest the moment he started saying that I had I probably had a look on my face he did yeah and then what was the face I had uh but then this is true the mosh pit opened up why so wide because the lead singer was like let's get that mosh pit bigger it was pretty wide it was like it was a circle and the area to crowd surf was on the edge so it's a barricade a sliver of crowdsurfing and then so then it became this much people one person across and then the mosh pit I was like well now I'm gonna fall into the mosh pit yeah so I gotta get to the other side of the mosh pit get to the other side of the mosh pit it becomes a slow song and no one's crowd surfing and I was like I'll do it after this one and then that one was one that everyone was crowdsurfing and I ended up being part of the lifting and throwing people and I just never asserted myself and asked to be a part of the crowd surfing.

SPEAKER_02 29:29

Yeah I will say throughout being part of the group that throws the the the people and helps carry them what felt magical but I knew I had crowdsurfed before years ago and I was like I want to do that and I checked out yeah then we come back which by the way we'll go we'll go go put to that uh I was doing a little bit of helping as well um earlier and then that's when someone kicked uh my hearing aid off and then um well how I found out first was my left one almost came off and I saved it. I was like oh thank god it would suck if one dropped and I show my other ear and it's gone which is the same one I just lost like a month ago yeah and just replaced and I go oh no oh no you're up now I'm standing oh I was about to go up and I was like I'm not going up now I thought you were mid crowd surf going with where's my early because I had ran oh remember it was 303 yeah and I ran there to try to crowd surf and so then I'm looking everyone's like and I'm literally looking on the ground and it's the color of my urinate is like clear gra it's gravel.

SPEAKER_13 30:43

Oh yes yes it's like gravel colored and it's just like gravel looking yeah on the ground and I was like I think I gotta wait till it's over and so I wait till it's over I retrace my steps and I watch two people literally finish stepping on and you said something but you're like and those are the people I saw it's yeah there's no way those are the only two people yeah yeah yeah yeah that crowd that just moshed it's not the mosh but I'm like ah oh my god so yeah then I took it I I went to the uh the porta potties and then oh not the porta but this there's a sink area of the VIP section like I washed it with the soap and everything put it on and still was working thank thank god so wow to go there so yeah anyways so then yellow card was the button uh they go up and uh they uh oh wait wait can we run that can we walk through that bit and what happens I forget but uh so what were you going for when you said yellow card oh that they're a band oh okay like an explanation that didn't need to be yeah okay okay okay yeah so uh yoga cards before and they do a line uh from they do a bunch of movie intros before each song like they just like a little bit of nostalgia so there was a back to the future there was um I don't know a James Bond one a bunch of different ones and then they had one for Star Wars I swear to god that uh and it was Yoda saying do or do not there is no try and I in that moment I was like that's literally what I just did with crowd surfing oh and uh I look at Olivia and I go I have to go back in there and do it and I said it to Peter and he's like alright and then I go and I get in the crowd and this time going from the what it felt like farther away. It had to be a much bigger crowd and like to get to the middle I'd I went as far as I could and it took a while. It was jammed in pack and everybody it wasn't as clear of paths as it was for the uh Jimmy world and uh we I finally get to an area and I look and no one's lifting in my area I don't want to start it and I look across and I see it starting to happen on the other side so I just start to make my way uh horizontally across the the crowd. This is taking a while and by the time I get to where I want to go the person that cuts in front of me is Peter and I was like I've been gone that long and haven't done it yet and um Peter looks at me and he goes you're going first and then he forgot I said that but it's uh and he taps uh two uh gay guys on the shoulder they had just helped like a bunch yeah um yeah and then I was like this guy going up and then I forgot what they said I think some of the little lines of like really well that about you but maybe just them saying really I don't know why and you're just like I alright I guess yeah and then we got him up and then uh after you did with him I go my turn that's when they said really uh maybe that too oh yeah no that is when they said really okay I got mixed up I got mixed up you did go up I can I think so Raggi went up yeah and then that went up and then we're both crowd surfing and then we there's a moment we see each other oh that's great and we point at each other. They're like ah that's awesome look at that um it was it was pretty cool it was everything I remember it being and I just didn't have the rush of had doing it another time this weekend I think if I had done it like the first day I would have been doing it the whole weekend. Yeah because I I have a bit from years ago when I did it that first time I loved it. Yeah and it's a cringy feeling it was so magical I was so glad I did it and then I uh the high fiving is new to me. Oh yeah it high five you as you walk through the the runway to get back to the people are waiting there high fiving you it's like uh it's like a wrestler if you're a wrestler running down to a fring and they're it's the same thing so you're running high five and people I'm surprised more people aren't doing it it was unreal what just crafts it the entire time yeah well you know I think the median age of that place is probably like 40 now yeah like yeah I told hell into it I just have what a little bit of the high five is like uh better you than me and I mean there are I've really I don't know what's happening but there are people as they're as I tried to help across I'm like oh I don't have the strength for this like I was like this is tough I saw some people where I was like man that's bold for you to be like me next and then they just go up I saw a big guy go up yeah I was like wow big guys yeah just big people you know I saw on Reddit there was a warp for Reddit and it was like some guy asking like you know what a cons or the thing one guy at top comment was like well don't be fat I I think I saw that uh he's a generous guy he's telling him ahead of time yeah I saw there's a guy oh and lay lay flat like a starfish oh yeah that'll help there was a guy in the in the mosh pit in a uh in like a motorized wheelchair scooter scooter yeah in the in the mosh pit like there's just you see all these people like this one I just driving around all these people losing it it was so great oh that's awesome uh yeah I loved it I loved every part of it and then I got back to a Olivia who's great by the way because I'm literally looking at her going I'd like to crowd surf and she's like yeah go do your thing and I'm like oh I'm leaving this woman by herself in a large uh crowd and I like double checking with her obviously before I leave and she's like no go do your thing and then I came back I was like you shouldn't have done it and she's like I think I should have done it too so we'll probably do it again. Oh yeah and crowd surf together which I love I just loved it. It's something it's really a great rush.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

You know when women are going up on the when you're crowd surfing it's not going where you make it's going when women are going up on my crowdsurf I like to stick my tongue up and see how much of them I taste. No that's not what I was saying. So I was actually uh I was like super I was like how much how can I help them without touching their ass whatsoever.

SPEAKER_06 38:11

That's what I thought I think when you're falling you want someone to help you no matter what so I mean I was like well good luck sister because like just back and arm and I I feel like I in a weird way like putting your hand up to support them on on their butt is like weirdly less creepy than doing like upper back of the thigh.

SPEAKER_09 38:35

I don't know there's just something it's like uh it's a little more erogenous well it's like your butt it's like it's a it's a it is a good place in terms of for support and balance but like the back of the thigh is not I did the lower back lower back's good too.

SPEAKER_13 38:50

Uh every what was weird though was when it was a shirtless person. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 38:57

Because then I'm just like like just holding their lower back I felt subconscious about I thought when we were talking about Joanne I was like I'm so I'm wearing like a loose tank top and I'm so sweaty right now.

SPEAKER_13 39:10

Everyone was covered in sweating but I just go okay when you get that close you're sweating just by being around that much bottom heat.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

And we were sit under the sun yeah for hours.

SPEAKER_13 39:22

Yeah everyone's sweating and that's hot the sun uh and the yeah it was really fun I we got uh brought around on golf carts which is always a good time yeah um we uh yeah we had a great time yeah the warbateur three guys all right why don't you spin this wheel see what we're doing is it's turn why don't you spin this wheel improv scene I feel like we've done I feel like it's only been an improv scene freestyle five minutes Taylor Okay so uh let's see what we're doing today all right I'll give uh a suggestion yeah yeah and keep it so look a suggestion keep it like uh you can choose a relationship like a relationship you can choose the setting we're in or you can choose the uh a situation okay we're uh uh at the firehouse we're three firemen three firemen at a firehouse right yes okay sauce will be ready in 45 minutes for you but okay I told you that uh Brian it seems like every time we go to make dinner he he says oh I'm taking a nap you know he doesn't want to help out mine yeah yeah I have noticed that that is something I have noticed it is if we're you know let's just spell it out when I cook you help right and he doesn't want to help so he pretends to be asleep he's not actually asleep do you think we should test that theory I think anything we're saying like he can hear it he can hear it so if we were to just like flick him or not if we're he's not gonna wake up because he's pretending to be asleep Oh hey Brian Oh hey Brian You're up huh?

SPEAKER_09 42:12

Just in time we're gonna have the sauce in 44 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 42:15

Oh yeah alright you know like uh smells great we got a lot of the stuff done but they're still you know setting the table there's still uh you know maybe uh oh yeah yeah you're falling asleep again huh what is it with you you want to talk to us uh sorry I was just hope I had the night shift last night yeah double I'm double doing it you did the double I did the double shift so I was I'm just tired man sorry about that thank you guys for making uh hey you know who else did the double shift last night um these two uh uh suckers well you all did the double shift last night right right right but yeah but you you uh you think our jobs does my job title here say fireman or does it say uh make a bullshit excuse person uh I think it's just yeah no fireman a bit smart ass I'm just I you know it's a lot to hold the uh the you know I gotta hold the ladder I hold the back end of the hose and I'll admit that the back end is the hard harder than the front end.

SPEAKER_13 43:28

Yeah well because that's where all of it's coming from.

SPEAKER_02 43:31

That's true. He does hold the back end of the hose.

SPEAKER_13 43:33

Yes do you think that you deserve more sympathy because you don't have any legs uh yeah I'm not gonna come out and make that the first thing I say.

SPEAKER_02 43:44

And you not give him an easy out you all you're always doing it.

SPEAKER_09 43:48

Well I just I just feel like that's what's happening here. He's always kind of leaning on this like well you know it's hard.

SPEAKER_02 43:53

It's like let's just say what you're thinking. You know no it's always it's always the legs every single Me too.

SPEAKER_13 44:04

That's what I've been napping.

SPEAKER_06 44:05

Well, if you're gonna keep complaining, we should you know you should just do something about it. Because we said you should go get the the fake legs, but you keep crawling around here asking for sympathy. Yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_03 44:16

I think you I think you milk I think you milk it. You know if you know that the no-leg thing and it gets you out of a lot of things, you know? Right?

SPEAKER_09 44:24

Yeah, I I could do that too. Watch.

SPEAKER_07 44:26

I'm gonna I'm gonna saw arm off right now.

SPEAKER_10 44:29

Stop stop being a little bit more.

SPEAKER_07 44:30

No, no, no. I mean if that's what it takes to get a little sympathy around here, I'm gonna saw it.

SPEAKER_13 44:34

Alright, I have legs now. I've had legs this whole time. You've had legs this whole time. I've had legs this whole time.

SPEAKER_02 44:43

I don't even know how to improvise. Like now, to go from I've been playing the scene after he's been revealed that you have no legs to now. Do I go? Oh, have I not noticed left?

SPEAKER_13 44:58

Well, that yeah, so that's the that's what I was going for at the comedy being was this whole time I've been faking sleeping and faking having no legs. Oh. I was about to saw his legs. Man, the power should go out right now.

SPEAKER_02 45:18

It's not not not easy, you know. The one spin for episode.

SPEAKER_13 45:24

I know.

SPEAKER_06 45:25

I spent I should look at the other things about it.

SPEAKER_02 45:28

No, I think it's more fun to not know.

SPEAKER_13 45:30

Yeah, I I started to look and then I regret it, so I stopped. Yeah, anyway.

SPEAKER_04 45:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 45:36

Well, it's something you guys have done that you regret.

SPEAKER_02 45:40

That's something that I've I regret. Um when I was why why are you clicking away already?

SPEAKER_03 45:47

Uh no, I was looking at the time. When I was uh 13 or 12, so around that age, um I would I would uh spend the day at my grandfather's house.

SPEAKER_02 46:01

Um he's a doctor and he would well it was like a practicing like Eastern medicine in an insurance house. And so he would have patients come over and do the doctor and stuff for the medicine and he would put the money eat money from it in a drawer. And there was an arcade um a couple blocks away and uh every kind uh he'd uh or he'd go to a bathroom or something, and we'd go in and grab you know, maybe a couple dollars.

SPEAKER_03 46:34

Eventually the hunger for more c grew. I started taking twenties. You know what I mean? Um which was pretty bold.

SPEAKER_02 46:43

Because he make in one session they'd be 40 bucks or so. So he really noticed a bull.

SPEAKER_08 46:48

I did that a couple of times, and then one time I was back there and then um uh it happened again.

SPEAKER_02 46:55

And uh so then or you he's he's I was itching to to grab again so I could go to arcade to play aims again. And it's just both of us in the living room for a bit, and I was like, It's the stupidest thing ever. I was like, Grandpa, don't you have to go to the bathroom? And he He must have known something as well, because he's like, Oh yeah, I do. And so he goes to use the bathroom. I grab a stack of money. Yeah, it was all singles, so I grabbed like 30 singles, which is that was like the whole almost the whole thing. And I ran at the house and then shut the door and I'm gone. By the time he comes back, I'm gone. It's uh nothing's more suspicious.

SPEAKER_13 47:35

Oh, I thought he was gonna pretend to go to the bathroom and turn right around and follow you to whatever you were doing.

SPEAKER_02 47:42

You went to the bathroom? He went to the bathroom. I grab the money, I leave the house. He comes back, I'm not even there. But I'm running, I'm walking up the sidewalk, whistling like I'm about to go play some games or whatever, and he's running up behind me. And uh he's like, uh, hey Peter, are you too dead? Get back to the house. I was like, oh, do you it need help translating for like English or something? Like, looking what I like, you know, I'm hoping that's what it is. Like, yeah, how do you say uh you're fucking dead? So he took me back there, and he's like, empty your pockets, I fell out, fell wanted cash. He's like, Where'd you get that? And I was like, I don't know, I found it. Obviously, you know, I'm busted. Tells my dad, uh, I get you know, and then that night I had to um meal on so my dad put two chopsticks like horizontal and it has to meal on them for uh for like two hours or so. Um we did a meal on the chopsticks so the chopstick is kind of running along like this.

SPEAKER_11 48:51

Where's I didn't already very agree uh yeah, two chopsticks.

SPEAKER_02 49:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:06

What kind of a punishment is that?

SPEAKER_12 49:08

I've heard about you try doing it.

SPEAKER_09 49:11

I just never I've heard of like uh you get a you get a spanking, you go to your mama. You will kneel on two chopsticks for two times.

SPEAKER_13 49:23

Every great punishment I've heard had uh has been kneeling in something that hurts hurts over time.

SPEAKER_02 49:30

You can kneel on sometimes kneel on rice, like rotter drip, sleep deprivation torture. Chinese water torture. Yeah, is that what it's called? It's called Chinese water torture. Um but yeah, I not uh I my dad did other things. He had hit me before, um spanked me, sometimes bad, sometimes slow. Yeah, the pinching's m well the worst is the pinching. Yeah, like gradually pinch until they can leave a bruise. Um I can see why you regret it. Yeah, I I really regretted that. You regret because of the punishment that and I also felt bad that I was kind of doing that to my grandfather you know that was one of the few things that the punishment also like I also felt bad for a person. Other punishments, like other things I did wrong, like okay, I cut school and they caught it. I didn't feel bad like that I did like cut school. Unfortunately I got caught. Right, you know.

SPEAKER_06 51:03

Yeah, yeah. I I get that. There's some stuff you do where you're just like, alright, I'll say sorry. But yeah. I was when I was younger, this is the thing I regret. I had a uh I had a BB gun. And um it was like one of those Red Rider pump action. And uh there's just two kids in my neighborhood. It was like uh they were brothers, and like there's an older brother and younger brother. I was like, we were pretty young. And uh I don't know why I did this, but the older brother was like running away uh uh across the street. So he's his back is to me, but he's like running away, and I was like, watch this. And I I shot him in the butt. Uh and he kind of just like grabbed his butt and then like just kind of hobbled away, and I was like, ah, you know, got him. And then immediately after that, it kind of just sunk in. I was like, I'm gonna be in trouble. Look at the moment. And I was just waiting till my keyboard. You probably go, his mom, his mom called my mom. So my mom, I'm like just waiting around for her to get called and she I see her car pull in. And I say, I look at it, I shut the blinds, and then I just go on the couch and I pretend to be asleep on the couch.

SPEAKER_09 52:28

Like I'm just taking a nap in the middle of the day on the couch, it's bright, the lights are still on. She opens the door and she's like, oh fuck no. She just immediately starts fucking chewing me out.

SPEAKER_07 52:43

Uh I never got I never got hit though, but uh I don't know, my parents did the the wrath of the parent was enough to sure scare the shit out of me at that age.

SPEAKER_13 52:58

Yeah, uh I never got hit, but the wrath for sure. Yeah. I heard parents can become scary when they want to.

SPEAKER_07 53:07

Yeah. Or my dad was authoritative.

SPEAKER_13 53:11

I should say. What do you say?

SPEAKER_02 53:13

It must be nice to be white.

SPEAKER_06 53:17

I would have loved to just kneel on a chopstick.

SPEAKER_09 53:20

No, from what I've heard.

SPEAKER_02 53:21

It's not like it's not like he's smiling and going, I love you.

SPEAKER_13 53:29

We gotta bring chopsticks in and see how long he wears.

SPEAKER_02 53:34

Physical abuse doesn't come just alone.

SPEAKER_13 53:36

There's not like Yeah, they don't not do the purple.

SPEAKER_09 53:41

Yeah. I'm trying to think between pinching chopsticks um hanger across my body.

SPEAKER_02 53:51

Yeah, that sucks. Um I think the worst it didn't happen to me, but if it uh took taking out your balls and then Orn boiling hot water on the I'm suburbing. Is that real? I'm sure someone's done it.

SPEAKER_01 54:12

I gotta go.

SPEAKER_09 54:16

Well on that charming thing has happened. On that charming, refreshing note, everybody. All right, don't expand.

SPEAKER_05 54:24

Don't mind everybody.

SPEAKER_13 54:33

Good luck to who had ever said one.

SPEAKER_06 54:37

Oh my god.