Ep. 024—Bennie Boy

The boys are back with another hot ep! They talk about the Go Fund Me for Bennie and what superpowers you would want. Enjoy!

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:02

I will feel like I know that it's unfortunate for you. The way you were going to be able to do it.

SPEAKER_03 0:07

I think if I'm here for you.

SPEAKER_01 0:15

You would be devastated for us.

SPEAKER_03 0:17

I think I'd be devastated for you.

SPEAKER_01 0:18

And that's very nice.

SPEAKER_04 0:22

And good for you.

SPEAKER_01 0:23

That's nice that you would feel that way. I am aware that this is uh very important to you, and I'm here for you if you own anything.

SPEAKER_04 0:31

That I'm very grateful for. Am I crazy? I feel like he gave more when it was his roommate's cat.

SPEAKER_03 0:37

No. No. Don't you're trying to start you're trying to start the classic bickering, but on this side of the I'm just saying that when you were telling that story, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 0:47

You I mean you were you're drive you're going to to lengths beyond.

SPEAKER_03 0:52

I think if I if I hit him up and I would I need a dri I need someone to drive me, he would he would show up. You'd be like, yeah, I I could. He'd be like, my spot's at nine.

SPEAKER_04 1:04

Yeah, I'd like you to owe me a favor.

SPEAKER_03 1:06

Yeah. He wouldn't do unless I made a joke first, in my and that's my assumption. He would see where I'm at. Well maybe maybe you would still do it. Would you do a bit if I got in the car crying and probably not if you while you're crying.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

I would there uh I would not do it. Here's me.

SPEAKER_03 1:24

I'm gonna stop crying and then let's see how quickly you do a bit. Sorry about that. It's okay. It's just gonna lie. I know. I'm here if you need anything. Thank you. Okay. Yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Just take all the time you need. Thanks. This is a difficult for you.

SPEAKER_03 1:51

Yeah. Yeah, I've just been going through a lot. I knew the bit was that he's not gonna do a bit.

SPEAKER_04 2:02

I couldn't tell which one of you is driving. You just had to work. Like, is he is he driving right now?

SPEAKER_03 2:14

We're in the back seat, the cat's in the front. Yeah. Um well, yeah. Look, you know, we should should we fill in? Let's fill in. Yeah, let's fill in. Uh let's say what's going on and then do the sing along. Yeah. Let's do it. Uh yeah, so welcome to the pod. Uh, we are talking about my cat Benny, my heroist Cat Benny. He uh uh has we've had some health stuff. Uh I took him to the vet and uh found a couple of masses in his intestines. Uh and it's looking not great. But uh right before this we started recording, I got a call that the surgery he was they're calling it a surgery, but it was just a biopsy to get two samples of tissue. Went well, and they're keeping them overnight. And I was uh I have a GoFundMe for him because it's gonna it's already cost like seven thousand dollars. Uh so and we're not even at the part where we're solving the problem.

unknown 3:18

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 3:19

So yeah, it's gonna cost a lot of money. If you want to donate to the GoFundMe, thank you. If not, share it, all that stuff. Uh, but that's what we were talking about.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

Now I'm devastated. I heard the dollar amount. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

Um yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

That's really tough. Yeah, that's my best friend. Well, look, like you I know that's a very um important uh matter for you, and I'm here for you, you know? I think that sucks. And I wish that that wasn't happening.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

You know, I'm just I you know, I mean, I don't uh I I'm not like that, right? Yeah. So uh even when my roommate's cat was uh having the heart attack, I knew, oh, this is a lot for her.

SPEAKER_03 4:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

I'm here to um do whatever she needs. Um and uh, you know, that's what uh I'm good there. Look, that's a trade-off for me, okay? I uh you I'm very good under pressure. You're very good under pressure. I'm very valuable under pressure. Um because I have no emotions. I'm not gonna panic.

SPEAKER_04 4:40

Well, would you say they're they're not you're not having the emotions of like you're not feeling what they're feeling. Correct. But you you yourself feel things when they happen to you.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Um I've never had someone very close to me close, like na like presently close die or have a cancer or something like that. So I don't I don't know how to I know it's I know it's bad, yeah. But you know, my emotions are never connected with my brain like ever. You know? It's just something just happens.

SPEAKER_03 5:31

I think that's a str uh definitely a strength. Uh like I I I think that is is valuable. I I I don't think that it's wrong that that's how you are. I was opening up and telling you that I accept you for who you are.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Well, thank you.

SPEAKER_03 5:48

That's good. You know, I find it very interesting.

SPEAKER_01 5:52

I'm sure if you if like one of let's just say if it was me.

SPEAKER_03 5:56

If you if this if it wasn't him and it was yeah, he was gonna kill you and yeah, I know. I was like, I'm about to die. I took the fake I took the fake bullet for you. So you get a call from Dr. I get a call from uh the doctor. He's like, hey, uh my doctor? Yeah, my doctor Vinny Boom Boom Bots. No, uh my Dr. Kim.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Dr. Kim?

SPEAKER_03 6:21

Yeah, and that could be a woman.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

Oh, that's great. So Dr. Kim is like, hey, gotta tell you. Um cancer two weeks, bang.

SPEAKER_03 6:35

I'm like, oh man, I got the bang guy. Yeah, okay. So if I come to you, you first of all you wouldn't hear about it. You'd hear it from me. Oh, yeah, that's true. Okay. So you tell me. I you would hear about it from me if you're like, hey, in three weeks we're gonna do one in the clock tower, and I'll be like, oh, I won't be there. Okay, yeah. And then I'll be like, Why why why can't you be there?

SPEAKER_01 7:00

That's really annoying that you can't make it.

SPEAKER_03 7:02

Yeah, like I got something going on. Uh but yeah, I tell I come to you and I go, Peter, uh they found uh big old tumor in me. That's how I would say it too in ways that you would understand. Yeah, okay. Oh no, a big old tumor. Found a fat, juicy. Yeah, they found a they found a thick, yummy, fatty mass in in it's inside me. Okay, good.

SPEAKER_01 7:33

I'm happy that you phrase it that way. Uh okay, but I find out you've got um super serious cancer. Yeah. Okay. And I you would tell me, I think I'd let's try it. Go ahead. Just say and be like how you do it, okay?

SPEAKER_03 7:50

Yeah. Uh okay. So I got a call from my doctor, and uh they ran some tests and uh uh they gave me uh a time window. I they say I have about two weeks left. Oh my god. Yeah. That's terrible. Yeah, I'm still processing it myself, but I wanted you I'm telling the people I'm close to.

SPEAKER_01 8:16

Oh my goodness. That's terrible. Um what are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_03 8:26

Well, uh I don't have a lot of time. So I'm gonna try to live it up for two weeks. Uh and then hopefully it's longer, but I have to live every day like a you know, it's true, in imminent.

SPEAKER_01 8:45

Okay. Well, I'm here if you need me. And um that sucks.

SPEAKER_04 8:50

Also, I'm here because you only have two weeks left and I want to be around you.

SPEAKER_01 8:55

Yeah. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_04 8:58

I'm here if you need me. Sounds like, well, just if anything. Hit me up, reach out.

SPEAKER_03 9:03

Yeah, hit me up if you need me. He did say, Well, I'll see you when I see you.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

No, I'll be I'll I'll give it a chat.

SPEAKER_03 9:15

Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

Um next week isn't good for me, but I would like you know, it's easy to say how I'll feel. I mean, I you know, you I you never know how you feel. I think it would not feel good. I think it would say it, and then I believe I would uh I'll try to I'll try to make the best of the time.

SPEAKER_03 9:36

I think I would be the case for you that you use going forward when you get bad news. It'd be this would be the breaking of the seal for you.

SPEAKER_04 9:49

You would 100% react.

SPEAKER_03 9:52

What do you think my reaction would be?

SPEAKER_04 9:53

No doubt in my mind.

SPEAKER_01 9:54

How about you be me and you be you? So now we get to see how okay. I'm I'm uh I'll I'll be a character later. We'll see. Okay. But from take it like you really would. Okay. So he's he's you. Yeah, you're me. And how you think I would react truly to it, okay? So do it again.

SPEAKER_03 10:14

Uh uh, hey Peter. Um I uh I got I uh talked to my my doctor called me and uh it's it's it's not looking good. They said I have uh cancer and and it the timetable is basically two weeks left.

SPEAKER_04 10:38

Okay, what it what is it really?

SPEAKER_03 10:41

Uh they don't know for sure, but uh it looks like it could be two weeks. We just have two weeks left to live. Yeah, okay. Yeah. That's not how I would say it.

SPEAKER_04 10:50

What is it?

SPEAKER_01 10:50

What that's not how I wouldn't believe it at first. Okay, fine.

SPEAKER_04 10:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:55

You're right. I might not believe it at first, but that's not the specific wordage that I go. That's very tailored. What is it really? Yeah, that's a very terrible affectation.

SPEAKER_03 11:04

A little tailor. What is it really? But I felt some Peter in there.

SPEAKER_01 11:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 11:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 11:12

That's very we're getting closer.

SPEAKER_01 11:15

Continue.

SPEAKER_03 11:17

I think I said everything I have to say. Uh, you know, I'm gonna try to live live it up, but you know, it I don't know when my body's gonna start to fail me and all these things.

SPEAKER_04 11:30

So wait, are you serious?

SPEAKER_03 11:33

Yes. I got to tell you in the corner of my eye. You both are gonna be hard to tell with any bad news to. Yeah, we'll do him next. All right, you might finish.

SPEAKER_04 11:49

He's not finished with me yet, but yeah, I'll be right back. Here's what I think you'd I think you would go into shock. And I don't think you would say anything immediately. You wouldn't say anything. You would just There'd be so many thoughts that'd be racing through your mind of like what he just said, thought of him dying. He's all that's going through your head, and you're almost not able to speak, and I think your whole body would kind of shut down.

SPEAKER_01 12:14

Not just I'm like one of those goats.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

I think you would you scare them by freezing the I was gonna go No, I think you uh when you hear that kind of news, I think you would go into like what if you get a tire, eat a tire.

SPEAKER_04 12:36

You would go into like a like a a fight or flight thing, I think.

SPEAKER_01 12:41

I fight 'em.

SPEAKER_04 12:44

No, fuck him. I I have cancer. Yeah, I I think that's how you would react. I can just have no Oh, that sounds hard. There's no fucking way you would say that. There's no way.

SPEAKER_01 13:00

But I also don't think I'm like uh what?

SPEAKER_03 13:02

I think Peter. No, no, no. I don't think it would take long for him to do this, though. Well, it sounds like uh, you know, with you having two weeks left, you should do all the things you've always wanted to do, you know, if you want to use anybody. I'm here for that.

SPEAKER_04 13:18

Nothing's gay when you're about to die.

SPEAKER_01 13:23

All right, so you just reacted with, hey, what's the shock, what's the post-shock reaction look like?

SPEAKER_03 13:27

Well, shock shock is is is pretty quiet.

SPEAKER_01 13:30

I think it's I think I'm permanently in a state of shock then. Uh the way I live my life. I don't think I've ever not been.

SPEAKER_04 13:37

I think it's a it's an internal thing. It's not necessarily like I couldn't tell you exactly what the your look would be, but I think you would kind of uh I think it uh I'm not referencing your joke, but I do think you'd at least go like like uh you would raise your eyebrow.

SPEAKER_03 13:53

Like I think you you'd your face would move.

SPEAKER_04 13:57

Yeah, I think you you kind of freeze up a little bit, and once you see it on his face that he's 100% serious, this is not even close to a joke, and it would be this kind of reciprocal, like you're you're this is hitting both of you, you know. Uh because then you're seeing your friend take it and be upset, and that makes you upset, and then I I think that's how it would happen.

SPEAKER_01 14:26

Okay. So that just happened, and now you're here, knock knock, knock. Oh, I Peter, one second, I have to answer the door. Hi, milk flour. I have got your pizza. Oh, thank you.

SPEAKER_03 14:39

Yeah, so I had cancer pizza.

SPEAKER_01 14:41

Yeah, sausage and pepperoni.

SPEAKER_03 14:43

Yep. Larger. Thank you. Uh thank you. I might not be ordering any more uh pizzas going forward, by the way. Why not? Uh I found out I have cancer and I have two weeks left.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

Oh my what? Are you serious?

SPEAKER_03 14:57

Yeah, yeah. If you could tell him that. Give me a hug. Oh, thank you. Thanks.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

Hey, if there's hold on. Hey, boss. I can't come in. Yeah. Steve. It's the you're yeah, no, yeah, Steve at 34. Uh stop. He's gonna say it. You're gonna you guys are gonna close down and come right now? Yeah. Okay. See you guys. Hey. You know what? Take the day off. Maybe I mean, whatever. Just sit down. We're gonna take care of you today, okay?

SPEAKER_03 15:38

Thank you. I appreciate it. No problem. Uh I'm gonna eat these pizzas, but if you want anything, uh I'll order it here.

SPEAKER_01 15:46

We're gonna bring extra pizzas.

SPEAKER_03 15:48

Oh, let me get it.

SPEAKER_04 15:49

Oh, it's Mr. Milkflower. I bought more pizzas.

SPEAKER_03 15:55

Oh, it's a last name. I had no idea the whole time I've been ordering.

SPEAKER_04 16:00

Johnny Milkflowers. Johnny Milkflowers.

SPEAKER_03 16:02

Johnny Milkflowers. Man, it's my dad. This is I'm so glad I'm learning this in my final weeks.

SPEAKER_01 16:10

I've always wondered. And then it's me. It's me. I'm like, well, I'm gonna go. It looks like it's pretty busy here. So I can't. I'm gonna stay.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

All right, so the two pizza guys are staying, but Peter didn't. I gotta go. I gotta go. And then uh ding dong. Hey, it's Mr. Compton.

SPEAKER_02 16:33

I heard about the words about the city.

SPEAKER_03 16:36

I mean that's enough uh data for the people to triangulate where I live. But uh and the food that you eat. Yeah, yeah. After I give the first half of the address.

SPEAKER_01 16:49

Yeah. Um, so uh cat has cancer.

SPEAKER_03 16:53

Uh it's yeah, it so it yeah. Not an official diagnosis, but it's all the sort of yeah, all the data's leading that way.

SPEAKER_01 17:03

What do you do you want to walk through all that? Do what is the whole journey that you've got.

SPEAKER_03 17:08

Sure. Well, he it's so silly, like it uh the beginning, because um he was farting and it right, it's exactly right. Classic so he would he would like I guess all three of us might have uh yeah, I've got a bad. But uh he would like just be like and like he would normally you wouldn't hear it. So yeah, it'd stink, uh yeah. Okay, and uh he would push him out and he would groan after.

SPEAKER_01 17:43

Really?

SPEAKER_03 17:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:45

What's a cat groan sound like?

SPEAKER_03 17:48

No, that sounds like an uncle. I swear, I'm telling you. Keep it down. He'd like and I'm like, okay. At first, you're you're like, wow, okay, it must have been something he ate today or how funny. It's funny uh how fast he ate, but then I'm like, he's not very vocal when he's laying down, so I wonder if that's him being uncomfortable. And he had a parasite not that long ago, like a couple years ago, in his uh stool sample. So I'm like, maybe he has a parasite and it's so I take in stool sample, nothing. Uh ch try to change the diet. I'm like doing all this research, maybe he's allergic to it.

SPEAKER_01 18:33

Like what the new food is the gastrointestinal stuff.

SPEAKER_03 18:37

They don't really like no uh different food, trying this, trying that. Cause I was giving them fancy feast and they would eat it like crazy. And uh, but uh I'm like, it's gotta be the food. Yeah, change the food, yeah, it doesn't stop. Yeah, try prescribed uh gastrofood doesn't do anything. Uh and it would like come and go, but he had his energy and all that, and everybody else in my life is like, well, he's acting pretty normal, he doesn't seem like he's in pain. And I'm like, I'm t I'm telling you something's up, and I'm the only one that lives with him, so it obviously I would notice. Uh so I take I I schedule Bowie for the vet and Benny for the vet simultaneous days. And one of the reasons I Bowie needed just a checkup, but I was also checking to see if she had anything because sometimes a cat can have something that's not showing symptoms, but uh could show symptoms in another cat. I'm like, maybe she has something that he has caught. Uh take her to the vet. Not only is she fine, she was so good during the vet that during that vet visit, I was like, tomorrow's gonna suck. It was so good such a good visit where I was like, it has to be counterweighted by how bad tomorrow's gonna be.

SPEAKER_01 20:00

It's like a movie when all the characters are together, they have like a really great whatever family together dinner, and they're like, This is great, and nothing's ever gonna go wrong.

SPEAKER_03 20:08

And you look at how much time is left in the movie, yeah, and you're like that that can't be the whole movie. You fast forward just them la giggling for 40 more minutes. Oh, see, it's gonna be 20 minutes of credits. A lot of people worked on this. So the next day, uh, vet isn't great. Uh like feels something in his uh bowel and he's like, you know, feeling them up. Uh you know. Show me, pretend my balls are your cats. Alright, go ahead. Uh they look the same. Yeah. Uh so uh like my cat smells better. But uh so uh he goes, let's get an ultrasound. This vet's amazing. He's like, I'm gonna get my ultrasound guy here right now. Gets him there right away. He goes, We found masses in him, uh, and uh sends him home with uh some pills, calls me up and goes, There's two ways we can do this. If money's no object, I want to get to work. Let's get let's fight this thing. If money's no object, that's a that's a tough one. How much you got? And I go I know, and I go, Well, look, I'm not made of money, but what do we gotta do? And I'm and uh he explains it and I'm like let's just go, let's get to work. Because I'd rather he's gonna die no matter what. Like hopefully it's ten years from now. But uh if I he's like, there's two ways we can do it. I can get you some stuff that will ease everything, and it's just a band-aid, and eventually, you know, it will catch up with us, or we can fight this thing. And I'm like, uh I'm we're fighting it. And uh So I made a uh GoFundMe to make sure I don't because of how passionate I'm about this animal, I don't accidentally bankrupt myself. But I've already put a lot of my own money into it. So I'm not having the people pay for it, but I am having them help lessen the impact uh of it. Right. So that's where we're at.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

Okay. I mean you've you've already paid for the test. Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_03 22:27

And there's more than more coming. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:30

Okay. So yeah, uh your GoFundMe has started. I'm sure we'll link it. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:36

It's in uh it will be the only thing I share for months and months.

SPEAKER_01 22:41

Okay. Were you saying you were saying something about GoFundMe GoFundMe?

SPEAKER_04 22:45

Oh yeah. Oh. Well, I I've the thing that I've always not liked about it is now before we go here.

SPEAKER_01 22:55

Do we talk about if we're using the service to get us to get more?

SPEAKER_04 23:00

Well, I'm about to correct a previous thought that I had. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:04

So uh originally I did an ad read today uh for uh go fund me.

SPEAKER_04 23:09

So amazing imagine saying anyways. It used to bug me when I would see GoFundMe's and somebody would have a thing, oh you know, I have my this happened and our car broke down. We have a GoFundMe. We're trying to raise five grand. Yeah, like okay, nice. You give whatever you can. And then you check back, and then they're like, actually it's it's ten grand now. Because we did such a good job heading. They keep increasing how much. And I've always looked at that as them kind of being greedy. It's like just put what you need, yeah, and that's the goal. You don't get to be like, also, uh we're going to Thailand, you know. Uh so that's oh and I just assumed it was the people who have the GoFundMe doing that. Right. Turns out not the case.

SPEAKER_03 24:05

So I set up the GoFundMe. The vet told me how much this could ring me up, okay, with all the things. $10,000. Jeez. Uh I set the GoFundMe for $10,000. While in the process of setting up, GoFundMe goes, Well, we're gonna show it as $4,500 and when it gets more, we will raise the goal. Yeah. And I was like, these are this is the thing I've been and I've uh agree with him. I've been judging people for moving the goal post. But it's how it is, but it the the service itself does it right because they see it as uh well, I'm more likely to give if it looks like he's close to almost hit. He's close to the goal, yeah. But I am in that headspace of it's gonna look like I'm raising it.

SPEAKER_01 25:06

Right, right, right. But now when people hear this and they know that you just said that, they know what the actual number is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:14

And I'll be pretty transparent.

SPEAKER_01 25:16

I'm I So at 4,500, what's it say? It goes, we'll remove half the tumors. And then you hit it, and then they're like, Well, since we did hit that goal. I guess we'll get them all.

SPEAKER_03 25:29

You know what? I wasn't gonna remove them all, but you guys are being so generous. Let's do it. I guess we'll do it.

SPEAKER_01 25:37

If you get us to 10,000, we're gonna do all the tumors.

SPEAKER_03 25:41

I wasn't gonna do everything I can, but now I will.

SPEAKER_04 25:47

There's gotta be a way to to shut that setting off.

SPEAKER_03 25:52

There is, but that the service itself is like we highly recommend this, and it is working.

SPEAKER_01 26:01

I you got money flying in right now?

SPEAKER_03 26:04

I do. Wow. In 24 hours, I've raised I shouldn't say I've raised everyone, has donated uh over $2,000. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:15

I wish we had that sound effect. It's so inappropriate.

SPEAKER_04 26:20

Does it make a sound when you get like a notification?

SPEAKER_03 26:23

The slot machine with this much, it has suggestions. You could go to who Hawaii.

SPEAKER_04 26:32

You could go as a showing you trips and they're like, it's just a cat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:40

He always wanted me to go to Hawaii when you hit 10,000. Can you uh make a video wearing a fur coat?

SPEAKER_03 26:51

So thank you so much for everything you guys have done. I if I knew people would know that I'm kidding, that would be really funny. But um uh it I was like, am I I'm a proud guy, like I don't I was like, I'm asking for work but from people to rate like get more money. But uh I was like, if I stick to I have to pay for all this my myself, there's a chance I can't afford something that comes up and then scheduling's an issue. Like, so I was like, let me be more let me put my pride aside if it's there's a chance I can save them. So uh GoFundMe makes me super uncomfortable. I don't like that I did it, but I like how everyone's being so kind and generous. Yeah. Uh people that have listened to the uh pod, because all six of them have donated. Uh and uh oh yeah, you're so there's people from the pod that listen to pod of that already, didn't we? Yeah, Carrie donated. That's great. Uh she said she would donate more if we stopped doing ad reads. Uh well.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

I'm sorry, Steve.

SPEAKER_04 28:09

He's gonna write an ad read. It's it's gonna be a GoFundMe for your chat, but it's gonna be an ad read.

SPEAKER_03 28:17

There's gonna be an ad read where I did something else with the money.

SPEAKER_02 28:23

And with the cat.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

Uh well, we should we should probably spend this little thing, huh?

SPEAKER_01 28:30

Yeah. Um, have you donated to the GoFundMe? He did. You have? How much?

SPEAKER_03 28:36

How much did you donate?

SPEAKER_01 28:39

I'm trying to find out how much you're you're donating.

SPEAKER_03 28:41

Wait, if you were to guess how much he donated.

SPEAKER_01 28:44

If with the look, I mean, I gotta say 1,500.

SPEAKER_04 28:51

I'm 1,500 of the $2,000 that they do.

SPEAKER_03 28:57

All the people that donated. Taylor and three other people.

SPEAKER_04 29:01

A lot of people that listen to the pod. One because he has to. Yeah, one because he's in the room.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

I was thinking about um I'm gonna wait. How much did you put in?

SPEAKER_03 29:14

Wait, what are you thinking of donating?

SPEAKER_01 29:16

Um I was gonna cough up a hundred dollars.

SPEAKER_03 29:18

Okay. Cough up. I was gonna cough up. It's better than better than what I thought you were gonna. I'll find a way to get a hundred dollars.

SPEAKER_01 29:30

But um maybe I'll match your donation. You should.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

You should match his donation. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:36

That means more than a hundred.

SPEAKER_04 29:40

Give whatever you think is is right.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

Man, that's that's tough. All right.

SPEAKER_03 29:45

Well, he donated. And now you should.

SPEAKER_04 29:52

And now you should. I gave a hundred bucks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:56

A hundred? Well, I'm gonna match his donation and add five dollars.

SPEAKER_03 30:02

You should give a hundred and five dollars.

SPEAKER_04 30:04

Oh, he would love this competition. Yeah. I keep it's just five, five, five, five.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

There's like an eBay for your cutscene.

SPEAKER_03 30:12

It's like the comment when there's a fight in the comments and how it helps your post. Um all right. I think is it your turn to spin or is it mine?

SPEAKER_01 30:23

Uh you can spin. I guess that'd be interesting, right? Would that be interesting to use like, you know, people's opinions and like every donation is is this opinion, right? And it's like, all right. You know, you it you want Israel side with Israel, five five bucks here, side of Palestine, five bucks there, and then you just keep doing that. Uh keep doing that.

SPEAKER_04 30:45

That must exist. It's it's I'm sure that exists in some fashion. Yeah. But uh I don't know if that's about it. I don't know where my cat stands, but I'll ask him when I see him tomorrow.

SPEAKER_01 30:56

I think your cat stands where the money stands.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

Or you could do like a uh you could do a thing like the top donation gets uh like a message. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:10

They get to pick which side wins.

unknown 31:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:14

You want to spin this bad boy? Yeah, let's spin it. Oh yeah. Here we go. Here we go. She's spinning the wheel. Uh shirt off, everyone. Okay, so for five minutes, uh, we're all gonna have our shirts off now.

SPEAKER_03 31:37

All right, well, I'll stay here while you both leave for a second. I was staying up.

SPEAKER_04 31:42

I was putting uh the wheel away.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 31:45

I'll start a I'll start a timer.

SPEAKER_03 31:47

Alright, well, we someone should be talking while you talk. I'll talk and I'll remove my uh my garment. Oh, you threw it? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:58

This would be the first episode that I've had my shirt off.

unknown 32:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 32:03

Well, this is so weird. This is the gayest thing we've ever done.

SPEAKER_01 32:06

Um, it is Pride Month.

SPEAKER_03 32:08

Happy Pride Month, everybody.

SPEAKER_01 32:10

Uh please so uh check out Steve's link.

SPEAKER_03 32:12

Um we you'll know uh which one is uh my cat because it he looks like in uh solidarity with Benny.

SPEAKER_01 32:22

Yes, we are being uh well not all of us are hairless uh right now. Yeah, I'm donating for Bowie. So um uh a couple nights ago, I went uh to a sex shop with uh with uh uh someone on a date. Oh, interesting. It's my first time doing that. Was it the start of the date? No, it was towards the end. Okay. Um and just to look around at stuff that we might use.

SPEAKER_03 33:00

What? Just you waiting I if there's uh just be ready for when you tell me you have uh disease, I will react uh so much uh because uh your way of wording things is one of the you're one of my favorite wordsmiths. How would you say, like out of curiosity, how would you describe um so yeah, me and my date, we uh towards the end we went to a sex shop uh because we wanted to uh just see if there's something we we would want uh for for if you would dance. That makes sense. That's true.

SPEAKER_01 33:41

There is a there is a yeah, elegant.

SPEAKER_03 33:44

We went to a sex shop to see if there's something we could use on each other. I already knew that that's true. You knew I wasn't the comment in there. I didn't think you were browsing for a someone's birthday. Or to see if I'm buying the location for I got a Halloween costume idea, and I wanted to get a head start.

SPEAKER_04 34:10

We're doing party favors and we need something to put in the bag.

SPEAKER_03 34:14

I have a bachelor party coming up, and I was looking for a get-I know why you're there.

SPEAKER_01 34:18

That's fair. That's fair, okay. So uh, so anyways, we're looking through some stuff. There's uh things that like go in places and out another, you know, all these things.

SPEAKER_02 34:31

Out another. Wait, like body floss?

SPEAKER_01 34:38

Is it enema? I mean, there's all sorts of things in there, obviously. Um then we're looking at Do the Isles this is a real question.

SPEAKER_03 34:47

Do the aisles have things above them to say what's in the aisle?

SPEAKER_01 34:52

Um, if they were there, I didn't notice. Okay. Because it was just I just all it was very over out around. Um it was very old, it's a lot, a lot it's very overstimulating, I guess you could say. There's all this stuff going on. And it was just really one small shop. So it's like all the stuff you just keep walking down, you see it. Can you always see the person behind the register? Uh almost. It's it's like imagine a rectangle plus one small rectangle at the at the edge end of a rectangle. So the big rectangle, there's a shopkeeper there. He's like, Hey, how you doing? Um, let me know if you need anything. You know. Uh if you want to try anything on, uh let me know. Well, that's funny you say that because we went to a section that um cock rings, you know? You put them on, see what happens. You know what I mean? All sorts of stuff. That's the slogan. That's yeah, that's what it says on the label. Put it on, see what happens. Yeah. And um, I I that's my first time even looking at those.

SPEAKER_03 36:01

So they must be getting serious if you guys are already doing ring measurements.

SPEAKER_01 36:17

What would they say? They said uh one one week salary.

SPEAKER_02 36:24

This was my grandmother's.

SPEAKER_01 36:32

Oh man. Oh, some poor kid and Africa died to make this one. What is it? Diamonds or something. So, anyways, there's uh also all sorts of them. Um what I couldn't, I mean, I guess maybe I knew somewhere in the head, but I didn't know how big they got. I mean, some of these were like, I'm not even kidding, like like this. Like shower rings? Uh yeah. Maybe even bigger. Maybe even bigger than a shower ring. And I looked at that and I even I didn't even turn my day. I was like, oh my god, like someone's like using that? I that's crazy. I could probably put one of one of them that I saw like around my my bicep.

SPEAKER_03 37:16

That doesn't feel like that's a human uh penis. I mean, I don't think someone a bicep. Well, look, a cocker for your horse.

SPEAKER_02 37:31

What? He's a cocker for a horse. He's got a hard time.

SPEAKER_03 37:36

Horseshoe, horseshoe, horseshoe.

SPEAKER_02 37:42

I'm going for a horse. I got trouble keeping it.

SPEAKER_03 37:48

One of those guys can put pulling the carriage in Central Park's having the best time.

SPEAKER_01 37:54

Oh, I swear, I swear this never happens.

SPEAKER_04 37:57

Just put it, just put it on. I'm telling you, it's it's way better. We're good, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

Oh yeah, I saw them. Oh, short shirts? Okay, I thought you were talking about the horse thing.

SPEAKER_03 38:08

Uh I hate my body sitting down with no shirt.

SPEAKER_02 38:14

Wait, mine uh okay.

SPEAKER_03 38:20

So you see before this.

SPEAKER_04 38:23

I had chicken and chicken over rice in the car on the way here.

SPEAKER_03 38:27

Wow. I uh I heard that my cat's gonna be okay. Uh so you a stromboli, was that just to see if it fit around?

SPEAKER_01 38:39

So yeah, anyways, um I I was just shocked that that's what that was. And then also that you you you kind of have to know the size of your shaft width girth or something like that. Yeah. Before you're in there. I should have got my bingo card. Uh before you even go in there. So even if I wanted one, I wouldn't know which one to get because it was like, you know, you can't buy two and return one, can you?

SPEAKER_03 39:09

Doesn't it it doesn't say like for sizes, like the sizes on them?

SPEAKER_01 39:15

Well, you mean like SML?

SPEAKER_04 39:18

No, it probably has like a diameter range or something.

SPEAKER_01 39:20

There is, there is, but I don't know the diameter like God, do you? But couldn't you do that everybody?

SPEAKER_03 39:26

No, I don't know. I don't know. Couldn't you do like uh guesstimate? Aren't there like elastic ones?

SPEAKER_04 39:33

I think you really gotta be spot on with a I think so.

SPEAKER_01 39:36

I don't want to go too tight and then next thing you know it loses circulation. I gotta get a new one. They should make some that you can adjust, like a little belt, like a little you know like you know bowls, uh the way you castrate them is you put this thing on their uh like and you leave it on long. Why do you know this? I've watched a video. It basically just like It's like a metal clamp that um think about picture your nutsack right now. So there's the bottom of it, which is your balls and stuff, and then on the top it's mainly stuff, and then on the top it gets thinner and it's kind of dangles by a thread almost so they clamp. They clamped so they clamp something on there and it kind of stops the circulation to the balls, and then after a couple days, they just fall off. They just fall off, they just fall right off.

SPEAKER_02 40:42

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 40:46

I used to have dreams where I could detach my nutsack at the end of the night, and in the morning I put them back on.

SPEAKER_04 40:54

Wait, a dream like you had it sli or like this was a fantasy. Like it's an Apple Watch.

SPEAKER_02 41:01

You just you just put it on your nightstand.

SPEAKER_04 41:05

Like old lady's teeth into glass.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

Oh man. Um, anyways, we didn't end up getting anything. What did she want to get? She had thoughts of like, oh, look at these, this flogging thing, or um like uh like a whip? Yeah, you know, the one with the extra tails on like it's like multiple little Yeah, yeah. You know? She wants she was thinking about one of those and then um for to hit you with? Yeah. No, for her to get hit with, I guess. And I was like, I'm maybe in the market for one of those pillows that are like triangular. Yeah, those are good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

That's what gets me off is a good night's sleep.

SPEAKER_04 41:48

Those you put those are the ones you can put your arm through so you can lay on your side of your shoulder.

SPEAKER_03 41:55

Cuddle pillows. I'm looking for one of those pillows you can fist.

SPEAKER_04 42:04

These are like you put them on on your uh your stomach so it kind of props them up. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 42:10

It's supposed to angle. Oh, this is a real thing? Yeah, yeah, it's a triangular pillow. I guess they get this now. This is getting nasty.

SPEAKER_03 42:18

Well, you can make it clean.

SPEAKER_01 42:20

All right. So you can try. So it's already pretty crazy, what I've heard. The lady to uh be propped on so that she's at an angle. Okay, we got it.

SPEAKER_03 42:31

Let's see you fight this.

SPEAKER_01 42:39

Yeah, we got it. And then it allows you to okay, that's you get it. You get it. Yeah, you get the idea. Anyways, um, interesting experience. And I didn't know dildo's got that big either.

SPEAKER_04 42:56

Have you not been in a sex shop before?

SPEAKER_01 42:57

No, I uh maybe not.

SPEAKER_04 42:59

Not with somebody with the intention of seeing what's I've uh peeled peered in through the window put my face up against the glass.

SPEAKER_01 43:09

Well, I would never I've never had the I never had a reason. Yeah, not had a reason or you know, a partner that was like trying to do that stuff. Nor even when I'm like by yourself, you're not like let me walk inside and like walk around by myself, also, you know. Maybe that's my own insecurity that they're looking at.

SPEAKER_04 43:26

I did I went into a few before bound.

SPEAKER_01 43:28

By yourself?

SPEAKER_04 43:29

Yeah. Because I was looking for like stuff, uh something is being airdropped. This conversation being recorded. Yeah, it's it's a horse with a cockrail. Um I for bound, I was looking for like you know, gloves and bracelets, you know, that kind of uh ra rave attire. Rave attire stuff.

SPEAKER_01 43:52

Do they have that? I feel like if they have gloves, it'd be for sexual stuff.

SPEAKER_04 43:55

Not really, it's a lot of yeah, it's maybe gloves. There is our appendages. An overlap of Rave and Fetishy uh sex stuff. But like the most of the stores are either one or the other. But yeah. Okay. But yeah, they do get uh large what you were talking about.

SPEAKER_01 44:15

Yeah, I couldn't believe it. Yeah. But some of them like size of a traffic cone. I'm like, what are you what the hell?

SPEAKER_05 44:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:23

Yeah. Anyways. Um anyways, what do you guys want to talk about?

SPEAKER_04 44:34

Uh I guess you did another run.

SPEAKER_01 44:37

Oh yeah, sticking to what?

SPEAKER_04 44:38

I was gonna say sort of sticking on the uh theme. I got I don't even know if you call them a hypothetical, or just like kind of questions, not really separate uh you know, people unrelated to each other. First one was Jess, who which it wasn't even a real hypothetical, but they're both like kind of somewhat gay questions. Okay. First one was we were having ice cream, we were eating an ice cream cone, and she was like, uh would you she said she said if if if dicks taste like tasted like ice cream, would you suck a dick? And I was like, No, I think I just have ice cream.

SPEAKER_01 45:18

Yeah, yeah. No, but in that world, the ice cream tastes like dick.

SPEAKER_04 45:26

Well, then what choice do I have? I have to taste ice cream.

SPEAKER_03 45:33

Wait, would that mean that other it like what flavor? Uh depends on the person. It was the whatever the chocolate.

SPEAKER_04 45:41

We were eating like a mint chocolate chip. That's an Irish guy. I suppose it could be your favorite flavor.

SPEAKER_01 45:49

Mm-hmm. Imagine that. Imagine it's an ice cream coat.

SPEAKER_03 45:53

It's Taylor. We're like camping.

SPEAKER_01 45:56

Yeah. Okay. Taylor's peanut. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

SPEAKER_03 46:00

Uh cookies and cream? No, I like uh hmm. I guess like mint chocolate chip.

SPEAKER_01 46:07

Okay, so his shaft. You like it? I don't know before. You don't know before.

SPEAKER_03 46:15

Oh, what a nice surprise. Because the way you're saying it right now, it sounds like I find out later. No. So it's mint chocolate chip. I think people are gonna undonate to my cat.

SPEAKER_04 46:35

I didn't know we were gonna play this scenario, man. I was You brought it up!

SPEAKER_01 46:40

I was skipping this one to get you thought the guy You thought you'd bring it up and we can.

SPEAKER_03 46:44

You thought he would go, all right, but what else is what's your point? I I thought we were gonna I thought we were gonna have a discussion. The guy that couldn't fight the pillow talk.

SPEAKER_04 46:54

I thought we were gonna have the second one that I was about to say, I thought that would be the discussion because this one seems so clear of like that's not a choice. I would just say I wouldn't do it. Just because it tastes like um but I'm obviously if he goes there, I'm gonna yes and. Okay, but so you the second one was if you could uh No, we're still on this.

SPEAKER_01 47:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 47:17

Alright, alright. Well then what's my dick taste like? If we're still on it.

SPEAKER_01 47:21

Alright, no, all right. We I think we milked as much as we could out of it, right?

SPEAKER_03 47:24

Well, what if you If it tasted like that, would you be able to control what flavor you are, or would the person pick the flavor you are?

SPEAKER_01 47:34

Which is better for you? What do you want more?

SPEAKER_04 47:37

Which gets you closer to? I don't know. Is your urge to taste what you're really debating right now?

SPEAKER_01 47:48

I'm trying to get it farther away from your urge to taste mint chocolate chip high enough. No. Okay, so then you'll you would never do it. No.

SPEAKER_04 47:57

Right. I think the the point is nobody would ever do it, which is why I thought it was not. Not nobody. Well, nobody who's uh No, the ice cream shop's closed. No, no, I don't think any straight guy is gonna be like they missed the truck likes ice cream that much.

SPEAKER_01 48:16

Also because part of ice cream is licking it and ingesting it. And you can't do that with a you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 48:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:28

Alright, let's ask your second question.

SPEAKER_04 48:29

The second one was uh similar but different.

SPEAKER_01 48:33

You can Why did you leave this unbuttoned? I just missed it.

SPEAKER_04 48:39

Don't you worry about this. This is uh wild one. The second one is uh any super one superhero, you could sleep with them and get their powers. Who do you sleep with? And I said Superman. And he was like, you know that there's female superhero superheroes. And I was like, yeah, but I those are the powers that I want. Yeah, super girl. Not the same. Same powers. Not as strong. No, same powers, not as strong. Not as strong. Well, I don't know what you only tell you. Is that true?

SPEAKER_01 49:16

Supergirl's stronger than you. Sure. But not as strong. Is that true in the comic book? She's not as strong as super. I don't have evidence.

SPEAKER_04 49:23

This was the thing. I was like, I Superman, and everyone just, you know, everyone was just like, he's yeah, he's gay, he chose Superman, and I was like, okay, so I'm gay Superman. What are you gonna say? What are you gonna say to me? I'll just kill you. You know what I mean? It just it just upset me that like that was the thing that made that that was like, okay, the fact that you chose to sleep with Superman to get powers makes my that is I'm willing to take that leap to get the powers in a single bound. Of yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:00

In a single that's the slogan, right?

SPEAKER_04 50:03

Yeah. Who would you choose?

SPEAKER_01 50:05

Wait, wait. I want to clarify this. Supergirl is weaker than Superman? I don't think that's the What do you mean, apparently?

SPEAKER_04 50:13

I'm saying according to his reaction, he's saying it's not uh different enough to where you would.

SPEAKER_03 50:18

It's from the same planet, they got they get their powers the same way from being on in a yellow sun planet.

SPEAKER_01 50:26

Okay. So they lick they can lift the same exact amount of weight.

SPEAKER_03 50:30

I'll I'll double check. You might be right. And in that case, they're saying even uh alien men are stronger than alien women. That's what they're saying. Oh, that's that's unreasonable.

SPEAKER_01 50:41

I can't believe that they're awful that they would do that.

SPEAKER_03 50:44

Uh talk amongst yourselves why I went.

SPEAKER_01 50:46

Um for me? Um, what about poison ivy? She's hot.

SPEAKER_04 50:52

What's her no, you know what would be gay if I was like Bruce Wayne? Because he's got no powers. That's just Batman. He's just a guy.

SPEAKER_03 51:03

No, it's Bruce Wayne. Superman is stronger than Supergirl. Oh, alright.

SPEAKER_01 51:09

So I get that, you know. Now, the difference in strength is probably not that important.

SPEAKER_04 51:14

Like, unless somebody else out there banged Superman and now they're stronger than me.

SPEAKER_01 51:19

Oh, and then you'd have to fight that person.

SPEAKER_04 51:21

Maybe.

SPEAKER_01 51:21

Or you have to bank that person to now get that.

SPEAKER_04 51:25

Just bang my way to the top.

SPEAKER_03 51:26

I would I would either sleep with, and these are just uh superheroes that I've been attracted to, but I also like their powers, is either Mystique.

SPEAKER_01 51:40

I like Mystique a lot. I would love for you to bang Mystique and have her power. Then you can come back and turn into anything.

SPEAKER_03 51:48

And then I could get your power.

SPEAKER_04 51:58

Or uh storm. You'd change the weather. Yeah. She's super powerful though.

SPEAKER_01 52:06

Would you uh change that into uh change the weather into something sunny or something rainy?

SPEAKER_04 52:10

Depends on how I feel. If you were mystique, do you think you'd walk around more as a woman or as a man?

SPEAKER_01 52:17

A man. Why?

SPEAKER_03 52:21

Because I wouldn't want what you're what you're after.

SPEAKER_01 52:27

You think if you st if you're uh stay a woman too long, sooner or later I'm gonna get to do you're gonna do something with me. Is that what you're saying? You have the full power.

SPEAKER_03 52:38

I don't think they think like the way Oh wait, I would you know what? Wait, do you look like them after you sleep with them? Because Mystique is blue. Um and like has a mutation. I think with her, yes, because that's so wait, you sleep with Superman and you get some hair. That's why I chose them. Uh do you look like them, yes or no? Uh I'd say no. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 53:12

I say you look like you. And if in the case of mystique, it doesn't even matter who you look like. You change whatever you want. Yeah, but her resting state, she looks like when you go to sleep, you're gonna look like something.

SPEAKER_03 53:22

Yeah, you look like you. Okay. Then I would I would I think I'd do mystique.

SPEAKER_01 53:28

Yeah, that'd be that'd be that's a good one. Would you and you'd walk around outside like you?

SPEAKER_03 53:33

Yeah. I would only shape shift if it worked to my advantage, but resting state I would look like me.

SPEAKER_01 53:39

What's what's an example of it working to your advantage? Like what would you turn into?

SPEAKER_03 53:44

Uh if I wanted to get like uh in somewhere where I couldn't as me.

SPEAKER_01 53:50

Like a woman's locker room?

SPEAKER_03 53:54

As soon as I said, I was like, uh-oh. Thing where I'm prohibited. I was thinking like a backstage. You could look like a roadie. Oh get backstage.

SPEAKER_01 54:05

Yes, yes. Right? Look like a um one of the musicians in the band. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:09

And then they put me on stage and I mess up their career. Because I don't have the talent, but I look just like them. You start doing bits. Uh yeah, no, I I'm I'm start- I'm leaning towards storm. I'm leaning towards storm.

SPEAKER_01 54:28

Leaning towards storm.

SPEAKER_03 54:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:29

You could fly. I guess you could fly, but then changing the weather back and forth. I mean, you know.

SPEAKER_04 54:34

Does she fly or does she kind of just like do that levitate thing? Is she like a strict flyer?

SPEAKER_03 54:38

Well, she's uh using the air currents to fly.

SPEAKER_01 54:41

She's making oh, she's getting blown up with air.

SPEAKER_03 54:46

Yeah. The wind uh moves her up and is moving everything down. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:50

Okay. That's fun.

SPEAKER_03 54:52

Well, who would you sleep with to get their powers?

SPEAKER_04 55:02

You don't have to like imagine the whole thing right now. Yeah. That was really weird.

SPEAKER_01 55:07

I like uh the invisible guy from Fantastic Four.

SPEAKER_03 55:10

Uh first of all, it's a woman.

SPEAKER_01 55:11

Oh, oh, even better.

SPEAKER_04 55:13

Uh oh. Yeah, never mind then. Uh, uh the rock guy.

SPEAKER_01 55:21

Uh the invisible uh lady from uh Fantastic Four.

SPEAKER_03 55:25

Nice. And uh why would you want to be invisible?

SPEAKER_01 55:29

That way, um someone uh breaks into my house, uh then I'm invisible and they can't do anything to me.

SPEAKER_03 55:42

But the bounce but you you start doing stuff to them.

SPEAKER_01 55:49

What the hell? This whole this place is haunted. The huge downside is if they bring baby powder, then they can see me.

SPEAKER_03 55:56

Yes, right. So those those classic baby powder bandits. Quick, let's vandalize now let's do our classic signature. Wait a minute. Is that a guy?

SPEAKER_01 56:12

No, no, are you invisible right now? It's like a puff dough.

SPEAKER_03 56:23

Amazing.

SPEAKER_04 56:23

I didn't know uh I thought you could I thought she she was like uh like like trans you could go through her kind of a thing. She doesn't have that.

SPEAKER_03 56:33

No, that's uh that's uh Kitty Pride uh from X-Men. That's uh uh I used to know the word for it. What? Oh uh No, the the uh the power. I used to know the names of stuff.

SPEAKER_01 56:49

I think it starts with a T or something.

SPEAKER_03 56:51

Yeah, I'm blanking on it. But uh she can walk through walls. Intangible? Intangible, yes.

SPEAKER_04 56:57

Ooh, you know who I uh what about uh but then you'd have a hard time sleeping with her Jane from X-Men? Yeah. I don't know what you would describe her. Gene Grey. Gene. Sorry, not Jane.

SPEAKER_01 57:08

All the psychic moving stuff, telechating telepathy.

SPEAKER_04 57:12

Yeah, that's pretty dope.

SPEAKER_01 57:14

Yeah, yeah. And then uh I could get it up whenever I wanted.

SPEAKER_04 57:20

You know what? Never mind. Uh uh Xavier. Professor Xavier, I just want to do a guy. It's got the same powers, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:30

He doesn't have exact same powers, but uh he's pretty close. Uh sorry. Isn't it what all he can do is read minds. He can't move things with his hand. And you've already got the luck on that one.

SPEAKER_04 57:42

Yeah. You're just Xavier that can walk. Right. Never mind then. I want all of it.

SPEAKER_01 57:50

Yeah. But uh okay. I don't think it's gay to sleep with someone if what you want from them is really good. If it's if you get a big reward out of doing it. That's the thing.

SPEAKER_04 58:01

And here are the things I can offer you.

SPEAKER_01 58:05

Like if I told you I'll give you a million dollars if you uh but the catch is it's in a different currency. Pesos.

SPEAKER_04 58:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:22

Juan.

SPEAKER_04 58:24

Um I don't uh you don't think you'd do it?

SPEAKER_03 58:28

But I wouldn't want it to be you because you're still in my life.

SPEAKER_01 58:33

You think after you do it, I wouldn't be in your life anymore?

SPEAKER_03 58:35

No, I would I'd be more open to it if the person wasn't in my life after that. I think I'd need more than a million.

SPEAKER_04 58:42

I don't know what yeah, like what I'd need more than a million, I think.

SPEAKER_01 58:45

More than a million?

SPEAKER_03 58:46

Peter's like, what do you have to do to sleep?

SPEAKER_01 58:48

What do I have to do for you to sleep with me? A million. Uh I'd do both of you.

SPEAKER_03 58:54

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 58:56

500,000 each?

SPEAKER_04 58:58

What would you do? What would you do with that? What would you do with the million?

SPEAKER_01 59:01

Um I'd probably get like a new apartment.

SPEAKER_04 59:06

What do you mean? Like uh you're gonna buy an apartment?

SPEAKER_01 59:10

Well no move to like a new apartment. You'd rent a new apartment. Yeah, probably go to Cabo. Think about that. What do you think about that?

SPEAKER_04 59:20

I I think of like I want you to list the things and then be like, all right, would so to move to a new apartment and go to Cabo.

SPEAKER_01 59:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:30

And then have some money left over, you would you'd bang a guy.

SPEAKER_01 59:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:37

Mm-hmm. You know? Look, man. I used to have all these principles and boundaries, yeah, but um my life hasn't gone the way I wanted it to go.

SPEAKER_04 59:50

And so I gotta start making some changes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:56

I'll uh I'll, you know, at this point in my life, I'll do whatever you want me to do. It means a million dollars and freedom.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:04

I think, yeah, my standards for a million dollars have low lowered for sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:10

Yeah. I mean a million dollars will definitely change a lot. Yeah, it'll change a lot.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:18

So you do it.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:20

I I think about it.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:21

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:23

I'd think about it and then I'd say yes. But I would think about it.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:27

Yeah. It couldn't be you. Yeah, it really depends on who it is.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:31

Why not me?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:32

Because I wouldn't want to be reminded on a daily basis what I did for a million dollars. Mainly because you wouldn't let him forget. You would bring it up all the time. Yeah. Well, I remember when you uh You'd be like, uh hey, uh first of all, I think you would ask for some of the money. You've never asked us for money, but you'd be like, you can cover this, right? I know you have a million dollars. I know how you got it.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:02

Really, I'm probably the one that has to go through something for it, you know? In this scenario, I'm probably the bottom.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:13

Wait, you're saying to get the million dollars, we would have to do you.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:18

Oh, you're like, if this if the scenario is would you bang a guy for a million dollars, but you're the you're what a raw end of the deal you're getting.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:24

I know I get zero dollars and both of you bang me.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:30

All right, what it seems like you hit up a guy that has a million dollars and you're like, can I have the million dollars? I have there's just something I want to tell you. What if you get the million, but you gotta pay taxes?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:41

Yeah, I mean 33% or so taxed.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:45

A million dollar lump sum, New York. You're paying New York State and City.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:52

That's walking away with what quarter? No, I mean a half.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:56

Uh yeah, I don't know if it's just 33%. It's probably a little more than that.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:00

So $500,000?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:02

Yeah. Let's just say it's yeah, let's there's taxes on this?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:06

I'm not doing it. You're telling Donnie's not. I gotta have sex with my friend who I'm not physically attracted to, and then I gotta fill out forms. The IRS wants some of that. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:23

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, think about it, like the you know, a lot of everyone who does that kind of work, they all have to pay taxes on it, you know.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:31

That's true. Porn?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:34

Yeah. Or like porn only fans. Sophie Rain.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:37

Oh uh it's almost time. Well, this one flew by.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:42

Wow. We had a lot of time flies when you're talking about it is time.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:49

It is time. Well, um I've uh hey uh Steve's cat needs your help. Uh please. Yeah, I uh I don't want to do what I have to do for a million dollars, so I really could use your donations. Uh please do what you can. Um Steve's got now.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:06

He's only asking for 10 grand.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:07

Now I'm gonna get a bunch of people reaching out going, hey, what are you willing to do?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:13

Uh Steve's cat's adorable, um and they're uh wonderful company. Um they're sweet uh little kitties, and uh they deserve your help. So please, if you could find it in your hearts, spare whatever you can.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:30

Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:30

That was really good. Couldn't have said it better myself. Yeah. And uh if you uh are looking to make a million dollars, uh just hit up Peter and you can use him up and down.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:45

All right, guys. Um thank you.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:55

Up and down is in my head since yesterday. I can't stop thinking about it. Yeah. Yeah.