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Ep. 030—Call Her Up
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The boys are back! They talk about Steves injury and they make a fun little phone call. Enjoy!
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SPEAKER_05I don't think I've said anything that I wouldn't be concerned about. Well, he hadn't been talking into the microphone.
SPEAKER_03Now correct me if I'm wrong, you were encouraging me to do a Chinese accent in my act. Yes or no? I just want a yes or no quick show. Okay. Correct.
SPEAKER_05It's the one time I think because I agree with you that you should it's not a card that should be played flippantly. Right. But the story I heard him tell, because he was doing the accent, uh, I'm just talking about it. You did it? Uh yeah. But it was like within But just so it's clear, I'm just talking about you doing it. He did it. He actually did it.
SPEAKER_01It was within context.
SPEAKER_05But it was the context was him just saying hello and you gotta hear this. But uh you did it.
SPEAKER_03That's always how you know to catch you guys up. We're talking about a joke or something I said that they found funny, and then Steve said that with because I do my uncle's voice, which is a Chinese accent in it, and Steve said I should do that more.
SPEAKER_05That's I mean, it is more than what you have in your act, which is not exactly and it's one word. So let's get the context in there. I don't know if he's editing this episode like it's edited.
SPEAKER_02If I told you that you're looking fitter, it's gonna go uh you want me to do the accent more. Purple purple spectacle.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I didn't really get there.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I think I'm uh maybe I'm biased just because I like I like voices. I like doing voices. So I don't say this is probably like one of your favorites. This is uh not that I do, but overall, yeah, for sure. Uh so I always think about it as like I'm doing a character, I'm doing a voice. I don't think like I'm doing an accent, like I'm playing a guy. You're doing a guy. If I imitate my grandma, I don't think like I'm doing an you know an old Italian lady voice. I just think I'm doing my grandma. Right. We're all just props. Yeah, exactly. So so really juice it up, you know. I really put it in there is what I'm saying. So how did you you do do the word?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, the say say Well, tell should he tell the story or just say the word?
SPEAKER_01I don't want to you want me to I mean I could burn it to 45 people if you want. I could just tell the story. Whoa, we got a bump.
SPEAKER_02Well, when did we triple our viewership?
SPEAKER_03Oh, which by the way, speaking of which, speaking of our viewers, shout out.
SPEAKER_05I have a viewers thing as well.
SPEAKER_03Um, I'm gonna do mine first. Uh during the weekend, me and good old Taylor Yarish were in uh Boston, Massachusetts at White Bowl Tavern for hideout comedy. Okay. So uh Carrie and Rochelle showed up and uh they wore t-shirts. They made t-shirts. One of their husbands uh was a t-shirt maker.
SPEAKER_05So that's the way it was the line you said didn't make me laugh. Your excitement to do it weird and wait for my response is what made me laugh. It's what he said, t-shirt maker.
SPEAKER_03What else do you call something? Well, he goes a t-shirt maker. My eyebrows did not go up and down like that. Roll the tape. So uh uh the t-shirts that they rolled in with was uh uh I love the podcast.
SPEAKER_01I don't like the ad reads.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, amazing, and then dash uh the hee hee he podcast. And then uh they were uh car Carrie was also generous enough to tell us that they walked around all of Fanual Hall and uh uh people uh would read it and have no idea what that was. And you're like, we're aware. Yeah. Uh but uh very happy for them to be. You know, because because uh Friday night's show was uh a banger. I heard lots of fun, and then the second show was a little more um all our sh we're all all the shows we do are awesome and great every time. But this one was a little uh work in a sense that the audience was a little weird, they weren't always on board or whatever.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Um that was the one you were headlining, he was headlining Friday. Yes. I'm not making comments on it, the people's acts. I'm getting the content.
SPEAKER_03Whether you did or did not, intentionally, the comment has now is now here.
SPEAKER_05But I'm not saying a thing.
SPEAKER_01I'm not saying you're saying it. The premiere part of the show was a little rough, is what you're saying.
SPEAKER_05No, because I had heard uh that one show was set up better than the other show.
SPEAKER_01That is that I I my I I think my show it started stronger, a little stronger. Yeah, uh it was true.
SPEAKER_03So it was I was part of the start of the good show.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Ah, and the people like particularly like I always find that the feature makes the the show. So your feature wasn't as strong. Correct.
SPEAKER_01Once I got up there, it was a show now. Correct.
SPEAKER_03Wait, what are you saying? I'm not sure what you're trying to communicate.
SPEAKER_01He's saying that the feature did not set you up. I'm saying I set everything up. And then you did what you could. But like it was uh it was a lot of fun and uh It was it was overall fun.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Uh but uh uh Carrie and Rochelle uh They came to Friday. They came to Saturday. Saturday. And uh and Carrie mentioned, oh, that was a kind of a weird uh crowd, but uh that they really liked it. Um and I take Carrie for someone who's actually honest about I love her feedback because uh I I actually felt that they were that she may have been just saying that to massage the feelings until she mentioned the show at Music Box again, and she went, well that one was bad.
SPEAKER_01I was like, oh, I really had to hide in the back because there was that guy who was like, You told Taylor to get the new car started. Yeah, that was bad. Yeah, I think that's the first time I met her actually.
SPEAKER_05Yes, yeah, that was uh that because that that's where the start the car cookie came from. Yes. Um so yeah, uh so very appreciative.
SPEAKER_03I don't think the whole show is bad. I mean, it depends on who started the it definitely the feature changes really how the show will go.
SPEAKER_05Anyways, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Moving on. I made the other bald white guy very angry and then it just carried into your set.
SPEAKER_02That's true.
SPEAKER_05If there's anyone that guy would like that was uh candlestick bowling, though. I had the best yeah, heckler comeback, but I refused to post it.
SPEAKER_03Uh right right. Oh, why? Well, we're quick uh fill-in. We're talking about when you performed at Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Portsmouth, New Hampshire, and uh and the show was a tough time. The show was good, but there was a guy that heckled. Oh, the show was oh, sorry, it was a great show, but there was a guy who was heckling. Am I saying something I shouldn't be saying? Maybe I am know what you're doing. What am I doing? Tell me what I'm doing. I'm not even sure if I know what I'm doing. I might be doing it.
SPEAKER_01I think you keep insinuating that uh that the show was a little rough. Yeah. And then a guy heckled.
SPEAKER_03Okay, so that wasn't the case.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_05I think you're doing like uh uh like Robert De Niro and Meet the Parents kind of thing.
SPEAKER_03What am I doing?
SPEAKER_05I got nipples, Greg.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. Should I not be talking about the show? I actually'm fine with it.
SPEAKER_01I actually think if I remember that was uh I that's a that's a tough room. I didn't have the best set. That's a tough room to kind of get going. And I think I walked out, I don't think anyone hosted, right? Yeah, it was just you. Yeah, it was this cold. That that room starting cold, it like it took uh it took a while.
SPEAKER_03Okay, and then it became a great show by the time you got up to it.
SPEAKER_05Like it was a good show, but then this guy would come in at times and heckle, uh-huh, and he wouldn't stop, and then it what really made it hard was there was a guy that's threatened to beat him up. Oh, yeah. And they started fighting. Yeah. Uh not physically, but argumentatively.
SPEAKER_03And it's funny because you're on really on the team of guy trying to fight him. Yeah, but I don't want you to be a fight. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I kind of wanted it.
SPEAKER_05I was like, I mean, I want there sure, but it doesn't help the show. I want him to ex you know pursue his passions after I'm done with mine.
SPEAKER_01By the by the when it was really getting uh aggressive though, it was like almost at the end of the show, am I right? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05I was trying to wrap up a new like closer, they got under theirs. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh but yeah, so that made that deal. Your closer and then their fists are closing.
SPEAKER_05So um hey. I was doing my punchlines and they're getting in a line to punch people.
SPEAKER_03I threw a little uh funny, funny one on the drive, a little line yesterday. Are you gonna repeat what you said before the show started? No. Oh, okay. Um that'd be funny though. I don't remember what I said before the show started anymore.
SPEAKER_01Well, let's keep it like that.
SPEAKER_03Uh oh, yes, okay. So uh he said uh uh without getting into much detail, he saw a comic recently who uh is I don't know if they're non-binary or what. And uh their whole thing on their whole act was very depressing and uh beating themselves up, you know, and uh didn't really do much jokes other than about how they they're trying to get people to laugh.
SPEAKER_01Steve knows who this is because he was sitting next to me.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I'm gonna kill myself trying to get people to laugh that way. Oh yeah. Um I was like, well, a joke they could have said is uh tonight I think I'm gonna go buy binary.
SPEAKER_01And then what can I say without saying names what the person in the back of the car said? Yeah. So I'm telling this story of like, man, this person's up there and they're just like depressed. They're like after everything they say, oh, I'm gonna off myself, it's the end. And then uh the person sitting in the back of the car was uh goes, Well, that was right after they got coffee with me.
SPEAKER_02And then no way. Yeah, because she goes, uh, what shirt was she wearing?
SPEAKER_01And then I describe the shirt exactly like, yep. It's good to know that my company makes somebody want to kill themselves. Wow.
SPEAKER_05Amazing.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that was fun. So how how come you don't want to put that Heckler clip out?
SPEAKER_05Uh because I feel like it feeds an animal that I would like to starve. Wow.
SPEAKER_03That's very disciplined of you to do that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Uh or at least like I'm not interested in the sorry, I cut you off.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Apparently the sorry meant nothing, but no, keep going.
SPEAKER_05Well, I'm going for the bit here. I gotta do bits. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03This is a comedy podcast.
SPEAKER_05I love you and thank you for everything you do. By the way, are you busy tomorrow?
SPEAKER_03But we are trying to get laughs. Yeah, I'm trying to get to 47. Yeah. There's a lot of you wouldn't think sometimes from watching this podcast that it's a comedy podcast. I know I've edited, and by the way, I'm not the only one that takes forever to tell a story.
SPEAKER_05Is it me? Yes. Don't look at me. Which story? Uh the pulling over story. Oh, yeah. The amount of uhs I had to remove, I was like, he does the same amount as me.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, well, yeah. I would say less, but I do I probably did quite a bit on that one.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I I just thought it was funny.
SPEAKER_01Uh it's actually he he, but no uh you were um I don't know.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I just don't wanna I don't want to do crowd work clips because I don't want to be. And good news, they're not. But I thought we were talking the other day.
SPEAKER_01We were we were talking the other day, and you said, you know what, I think like I'm gonna finally start to be like every other one of these hacks that just puts out their crowd work that blows up, and I'm gonna, you know, start isn't that what you said? I definitely didn't say that. I think you said something like that of like, you know, if this is what people want and it's just the bottom of the barrel cheap uh stuff that I'm gonna do. What are you doing to me?
SPEAKER_02I didn't say that.
SPEAKER_03I definitely didn't say that.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, you said thank you.
SPEAKER_03Any comedian that puts out stuff doing crowd work and all that.
SPEAKER_05I that's just okay I did say that when you guys were headed to the rally, but I you guys cut me off because you were going in there and you had to you know stock up. Uh but uh what rally are you talking about? The racist rally? Yes, that's right.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, fine. But you but you did say those things.
SPEAKER_01That's right. That's where that is where we were going. But uh before we were having a conversation.
SPEAKER_02You guys are fine with being way worse. Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. It's a racist rally where we're coming in together. And it's called a racist rally.
SPEAKER_01Just whatever you feel like doing. We're very open. Like you can discriminate again. What do you do if you want?
SPEAKER_05Um I do have uh listener feedback that I think we should share with uh that I should share with both of you. Great. Is uh here we go. It's time for listener feedback. Uh they would like us to stop shooting at crotch level. No. So we gotta talk to them about just raising that a little bit. Just a little bit. Raising it and having it kind of like at a downward.
SPEAKER_03I guess it's not technically crotch level.
SPEAKER_05Well, if you look at the thumbnails and the time that you had no fants on, yeah. It's right at crotch level. Yeah I can't believe you're saying that.
SPEAKER_03Really? Because I'm looking right now and it's it's literally like it's tilted down. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Oh, so it's crotch level is the it's the middle of the.
SPEAKER_05It doesn't get all of mine, but both of yours are in the shot. And like, so we should just raise it a little bit. So you're saying you should be in the middle, is what you're saying. I think it is uneven.
SPEAKER_03It's because a part of it is because we try to get the the well for clipping, it makes sense to have like a full vertical thing, and it might look weird once it's cut like that. I think that's part of it, but yeah, we can we might as well raise it a little bit.
SPEAKER_01Well, I think just a little bit. I think if we raise it but tilt it slightly down. So it's even more facing up to the bigger.
SPEAKER_05You can still get uh it's it's ear down. Just nipple down. No, they don't hear us see us. I think that's I think that's Peter. I think that's Taylor. That's definitely that's Steve.
SPEAKER_03Well, thank you for the feedback, listener. Yeah, yeah, unfortunately. And I'll tell you where you can put your feedback uh directly uh in our messages.
SPEAKER_05You can see it from the current angle.
SPEAKER_03Uh we appreciate it. Um I fell off my bike. Yes.
SPEAKER_05I figured I'd keep it going.
SPEAKER_03You did. Um you're not looking good.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, you don't I don't see any bruising or yeah, I had uh a big uh a shiner. Shiner right here that was also like a cut. And uh I can't you can't see it? I can't see it at all. Uh I rode my bike to Pine Box after the recording with you guys. Taylor was there too, and uh we left around the I left before him and I was like uh catch up with me.
SPEAKER_01And I yeah, I I knew he was like a little bit ahead of me, and I was like, I'm not gonna catch him. But then when I pulled up and I started to park my bike, he was just walking into Pine Box, and I was like, How did I catch we have the same bike? Yeah, how did I catch him? I must have been really and then he walks up like uh go ahead, acknowledge the obvious, and I didn't see it at first, and then he goes, I fell.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah, and uh I went to break uh on some gravel and uh skid side to side, tipped over, and uh broke the fall with my wrist and knee, and then but my face still hit the ground. And uh was right next to a UPS truck, and they have no door. And you know, when you fall and you're embarrassed, you don't want anyone to you want to get out of there before people acknowledge it, but they have no door, so he immediately just went, You alright? And I was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone saw it and saw the whole thing. You alright? And I just I was like, I'm fine, and I rolled rolled uh because it's embarrassing. So embarrassing. Rode around the corner before I checked if I actually was. I guess your PS that day was uh oops.
SPEAKER_03Oops, oops, fell. Okay, so you got up. I wanted up to out of there. Uh yeah, yours was bad. It should be down. It's a comedy podcast.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, and you gotta do a joke every couple of seconds. I think it's an important bit for the algorithm. So I uh and I had a helmet, but it doesn't matter when you fall the way I fell. Uh but my Apple Watch started doing the SOS uh signal. It just knew right away. It knew right away. Wow. And what's funny is you see those commercials, and it's for when old people fall in the woods or something. Yeah, in the woods.
SPEAKER_06In the woods.
SPEAKER_01That's the commercial. I've fallen and I can't get out of the I'm out of the woods.
SPEAKER_05Apple had that commercial and it was like an old lady in the woods fell or something.
SPEAKER_03Old people in the woods. I mean, that's so it's police are coming, it's over for that person. Yeah. In the woods? Yeah, that's game over. Right. Yeah. I mean imagine just uh a bear shows up. Oh. Dinner.
SPEAKER_01Well, in that case, it's over for everybody. The bear shows up.
SPEAKER_05Bear's like, are you alright?
SPEAKER_01Well you got oh, you got your Apple Watch on. Okay, yeah, so you're fine. Oh, they're on their way. Somebody's gonna hurry up and eat your.
SPEAKER_05I'll get out of here.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so yeah.
SPEAKER_05Um, so I dismissed the SOS because it's gonna I has a timer. Do you know about this?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I I think so. I that the general thing is it it has a timer before it calls. Yes, right?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. So you have to stop the timer, and it's buzzing like when your lift is two minutes away. Yeah, it keeps vibrating until you stop it. Oh, okay. And uh commercial for uh Apple Watch, really. Yeah. Hire me. I'll do it again.
SPEAKER_03I'll write an ad read for uh the Apple Watch.
SPEAKER_05I'm uh by the way, I can't make that episode. So uh uh I dismiss it and then immediately I laughed out loud. It asks what happened.
SPEAKER_03Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_05It literally just goes, What happened? Uh-huh. And then it has options. And the first one is, I fell and I'm okay. Uh-huh. So I just hit that. And then what'd the other one say? I didn't even look. I was so embarrassed.
SPEAKER_01I fell and it really hurts.
SPEAKER_06Oh.
SPEAKER_03Nothing. I I swear, nothing.
SPEAKER_05They nope. So then I uh go to the thing and and see Taylor. And then I go on stage and just riff about it. And and people are laughing, but they're like worried. I'm and every couple minutes at the mic, I look at him and I'm like, Do you think I have a concussion? Like, I just kept worrying that I was uh concussed. Uh but my wrist still hurts. Still? Yeah. Wow. I made a doctor's appointment today.
SPEAKER_01What do you what do you imagine they're gonna tell you? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05I have to make sure it's not uh fractured or anything. Sprained or anything? Sprained as well. And then what do you think it'll say? Uh hopefully no. I mean You know men die because they don't go to the doctor because they think everything's gonna be fine.
SPEAKER_01Uh yeah, I'm not saying your wrist doesn't hurt. I'm just I'm just saying, like, you know, w what do you think? Like, do you think if it is sprained, then what do you think happens?
SPEAKER_05Then I the doctor does something about it.
SPEAKER_01Or do they say, uh, you know, ice it and uh Well, it's been a week.
SPEAKER_05I've been icing it and heating it and taking Advil, and it still hurts. You're right. You better better go today. Better go after this. I mean, some pain I can do with with longer. We're on our 29th episode, but like I this I've been asking what happened a lot.
SPEAKER_01Um You know what? I you're right. I'll cancel the doctor. Is it a hard like this? Well, I'm trying to I'm trying to, you know, save you out of an unnecessary uh trip if possible, because like sometimes Right, and I have two hands, so I can just use the other one forever. You know, well if it's if it's depending if it's just pain or like if you don't are aren't able to move it, there's certain signs that anyone could look up if it's a if it's a sprain. I feel like if it certainly if it's fractured, you would know. Okay. Because you'd be going like this. Ow! Uh you're not doing that. Okay. You know, I'm not saying you're being like a whip.
SPEAKER_05How long did you wait to go to physical therapy before you started going to the physical therapy? About nine years.
SPEAKER_03So you can see there might be a middle ground there. I'll come and say I think the doctor's visit is unnecessary. Okay. However, if it will give you peace of mind, then go do it.
SPEAKER_05I'll cancel.
SPEAKER_03You know? Really? You're gonna cancel it? Yeah. What if there's something uh is it the same level of pain?
SPEAKER_05I'll play this episode for you guys. Is it the same level of pain? Uh it is fluctuating because I haven't stopped work exercising. I think I know what they're gonna say.
SPEAKER_03Do you do the the what? The dumbbell, the dumbbell lift like this?
SPEAKER_05No. Uh well, I have done the uh What are we doing? I've done the goblet squat.
SPEAKER_03Goblet squat?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, where you have the kettlebell going up and down.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_05And I've done the two uh the two dumbbells. Dumbbells at the same time. Dumbbells at the same time. I've done that. Yeah. Are you laying down?
SPEAKER_04Are you doing pull-ups?
SPEAKER_03Are you uh yeah. And then you ever have to turn your doorknob when you're uh when I turn my doorknob, it hurts. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Do you ever do like the the on the cable machine? There's like, you know, you could set it up face level and do face pulls. Face pulls are really good for the the back of the shoulder. Uh but they might hurt your wrists, so maybe I don't have that. Okay. Um right, you're working at from home.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah. It does hurt. It does hurt when I open my pants. Oh, really? Yeah, like when you're articulating my articulation of the of the button.
SPEAKER_03Try right now. Try try if you have to open the pants. Nope. You got a lot of buttons. How long until you I almost did it. You really almost did it.
SPEAKER_05I almost I was like, maybe it doesn't hurt. And then I'm like, wait.
SPEAKER_02That's what the doctor will be like. All right, try taking those off. Yeah, why don't you take your pants off? And then I tell him it hurts.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Oh, perfect. I don't feel comfortable.
SPEAKER_01Well, take mine off then. See if you can get this done done. And the doctor will be here there any second.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, imagine that'd be the doctor. I'd be able to be like, oh, what's going on over here? What's going on over here? Um I heard that you had uh uh uh something happened on the drive from the drive home from the vet.
SPEAKER_05Oh man, yeah. So we went to the uh oncologist and uh on an update on Benny, I think it's this week or next week, we'll find out if if the chemo's working or not. Uh and what what's stressful of about that is he's doing excellent. I'm worried that it means nothing. Uh so it's still anxiety inducing. This whole thing has been. And it's different chemicals every week. So uh price has fluctuated a little bit. Go to the this stress is involved into what is coming. Uh go to pay. He's sitting on the bench with Benny, and they go, all right. Uh and the last one was like 600 bucks. And they go, okay, it'll be $2,800. Oh my god. And I and I'm like, okay, here. And uh they go, we'll give you an itemized receipt. And I was like, thank you so much. I need that. Uh we uh we're walking to the car, it's about a five-minute walk to the car, and you know, he's already dealing with all my anxieties as it is, and now it's just cranked to an 11. And in the five-minute walk, in my head, by the time we get in the car, my cat is dead in my brain. Because I'm like, if it's $2,800 every three weeks, I that goes through all the money. Yeah. Uh and uh I he you know, he's being a good friend and he's like giving suggestions, but there's not much. Get one of these, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, classic. And now then I'm right back to 100. Uh and uh sit, sit down, and the phone rings, and it's the vet, and they go, uh, Mr. Rogers, we accidentally overcharged you. It's $500. Okay. And I'm and then most of most of the ride, I'm like, $2,800 from five. What a huge mistake. Huge. Yeah. Uh and I'm gonna have to bring it up tomorrow and just be like, hey, can we not do that again? Uh I know it was fun last time. Uh but it does make you feel, don't you feel better? It felt like bungee jumping.
SPEAKER_03Yes. Yeah. It's like if they just said 500 and you paid 500, then you're like, oh, I just paid 500.
SPEAKER_01If they say 500 tomorrow, are you gonna be like, really? I'm gonna be like, do not call me in five minutes.
SPEAKER_05Sorry, we undercharged you. Uh so you know, we're having that kind of fun, like, whoa, that was crazy. And then we're driving.
SPEAKER_03And then Okay, because Taylor told me that story already, and I thought that was that story. And I it's not. It's not okay, good. So you knew this. I knew that. Okay, and then I didn't.
SPEAKER_05That explains why underwhelming it was for me. I'm glad it was taken.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and I wanted to, I don't know what to do, but I just let you go through it. Um, but if you want, we can run that back and I'll react now. No, let's do it again. Okay, do it to the to the parts where the big reaction just say 2800. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Uh I really for your pain and suffering, I want to do the whole thing from the beginning, but I'll just and then it was it won't be for us. Uh $2,800. Oh my god! You were I still can't get over it.
SPEAKER_03You were there. Okay. Anyways. And then then you found out it was how much?
SPEAKER_05And then I found out it was $500. Oh my god. Thank God. That's so much lower. That's so much lower. You you were still at that party.
SPEAKER_01I know. It's i just can't believe it.
SPEAKER_05Okay, so now part two. Well, and the guy the the show was good. The the guy just heckled a couple times. Uh only a couple? Who's there for that? Uh so we're driving. We're driving, uh, and uh we're driving, and we're we're chatting, and then Benny every ride has gotten Taylor's lap. And uh Benny lets out a fart. Oh. And he goes, Oh well, he didn't groan after it. But he he uh Was there a sound? Yes, it was and his farts because he's sick are just like like loud and long.
SPEAKER_01And when I say I you know, I have a I have a pretty high tolerance for a fart and what it smells like.
SPEAKER_05Well, he jumped first. So first he jumped, so Benny's in his lap and he farts and he goes, Oh, uh-huh.
SPEAKER_01I'm driving by the way. He's driving.
SPEAKER_05Oh, oh, oh, holy shit. And he thinks he's about to crap in his lap by the way he jumped. That's my perception. Yeah. And then the smell is so bad that Taylor rolls down the windows completely, going, if this cat jumps out into traffic, I don't really care. Uh just fall down, and we're not moving because we're in traffic, so the smell's just staying in the room.
SPEAKER_01So I go, all right, yeah, let's roll the windows up now. Let's really get trapped in here. And it's it's so bad.
SPEAKER_03Uh wait, why'd you roll the windows up?
SPEAKER_01Because Steve. Well, I wanted to have just cracked.
SPEAKER_05There was a happy medium we could have done. Right.
SPEAKER_01Uh uh a crack would have done nothing for what came out of his crack, I'll tell you. Uh so we're we we keep driving, eventually we go a little bit faster. I'm able to kind of air it out. And then uh and then it happens again. Yeah, he farts he farts again, and it's just as bad. Really, really bad. Just as bad. It's it's really bad. And uh now we're towards the end of the ride, though. And I'm apologizing up and down. Also, we're driving, and I don't know what's wrong with me, but every time we come out of the midtown tunnel coming back into Queens, it's very uh He doesn't take 14. It's very confusing like which lane you have to be in. I s I swear I'm like, all right, I because I made the mistake last time. And then it just adds 10 minutes of time and smell to the to the time it's 25 minutes. No, no, no. It goes from 15 minutes left to 25 minutes left, uh-huh, which is still bad. Yeah. So we have to do that whole thing. He's farting, it smells. We get to where I'm gonna drop uh Steve off. He goes, All right, yeah, come here, buddy. And then he hops up, and I'm sitting here, and there's just shit on my seat.
SPEAKER_05There's diarrhea.
SPEAKER_01There's diarrhea right in the middle between my legs. And Steve, you know, notices and goes, oh no!
SPEAKER_03Oh no! What kind of seats do you have?
SPEAKER_01Leather. Okay. All right. It was not, yeah, like now it's brown leather. Yeah. It's uh your audio was fine. That was just uh that was just a hold.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, for that, for a full audio, for an audio-based thing. That was a tough bit for people. That was good for us.
SPEAKER_01Um so yeah, wipe that up.
SPEAKER_05Had to hit it with the He's like, get some wipes out of the glove compartment. And he's like, I hopefully still have some. And I'm like, oh no, if he doesn't have any, this is gonna be horrific. And then he has some. Oh I'm like, thank god. I open them, they're bone dry.
SPEAKER_01Completely dry.
SPEAKER_05Bone dry.
SPEAKER_01So we kind of just wipe it up, and then I had cleaner in my trunk and I hit it when I went home.
SPEAKER_03But uh boy. Uh so glad I haven't been available to drive. What are you doing tomorrow? Uh something? Now now something.
SPEAKER_01Um, so yeah, it was a good time. Yeah. You know?
SPEAKER_03Wow. Okay. Um was it like a big mess?
SPEAKER_05It was, I mean, it's bigger than you want it to be. Yeah, any and no matter what it's bigger than.
SPEAKER_01It made me uh more anxious for future trips. Uh-huh. Tell you that.
SPEAKER_05I bought uh diaper. I no, I bought uh bathroom pads. Okay. Uh for me to sit on.
SPEAKER_03Put it right on his lap.
SPEAKER_05Well, I don't I put a diaper on him.
SPEAKER_01You're gonna cover my car in them? Crawl in the back and shits in my trunk. He's trunk every time.
SPEAKER_03Wow. Uh oh um, okay. That's uh yeah, I've I I I did smell a couple of of uh Benny's creations.
SPEAKER_01I that's first for me. Oh yeah, they're uh they're rough.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Um but I bought an air purifier for my home. My home's smelling better.
SPEAKER_03Uh-huh. Was it starting to smell bad?
SPEAKER_05I've been told that it my home smells, and no one told me.
SPEAKER_03Well.
SPEAKER_05And the good news is that when I said and what uh let me rephrase, when I said it to someone and they admitted it, they go, the good news is you don't smell. Yeah. So my place just stinks and no one said it.
SPEAKER_01It helps when you light that one candle, though. It that all right, hold on.
SPEAKER_03Let me just say this. It's not you walking and you're like, wow, this place stinks. That's not the case. But when you go in, there's oh, this is a cat home. Yeah. You can tell what's up there, the the words that I'm looking for.
SPEAKER_01There's somewhere, there's somewhere up there. I'm grabbing them. This is a cat home. The cats uh have made this into a place that you know, if if they ruled it, this is you know what it would smell like. This is what it would uh Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And sometimes you would come out and smell like dog uh cat food. Yeah. And I told you, I've told you that. You've told me that once.
SPEAKER_01You got that you smell you smell like cat food?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, because sometimes I feed them and uh that's it. And then you rub them. I rub it on myself to get the and then they lick it off.
SPEAKER_06I said, I don't know how much time we have left.
SPEAKER_01Wait, what was your bit? I said, listen, I don't know how much time we have left together.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Yeah, there's a chance that he might not live.
SPEAKER_03Sorry. So uh, anyways, uh yeah, so I'm glad that uh you're working on that, but it was never a thing that's like, ooh, what the hell? Yeah. Um it's been oh it's been like uh oh, this is definitely uh cat. Well, I'm is it pleasant? Not necessarily, sure.
SPEAKER_01It's been if I was blindfolded and then someone took me to a few random places and then they placed me in your apartment, I'd go, oh, where's my friend? Where's the where's Steve?
SPEAKER_03How does that how'd that make you feel?
SPEAKER_05I'm just saying that it made me feel uh freeing up my Wednesdays. Uh we can do it at my place. Yeah, you yeah. At least uh my cat doesn't my cats don't talk. You live with a cat. What? Huh?
SPEAKER_03Your roommate is a cat. Oh yeah. Yeah, when I walk over, that's I smell his roommate. So yeah.
SPEAKER_05Um shit's on my lap. I don't need you guys tomorrow. I might figure it out myself. Damn it. Man.
SPEAKER_03Shit. Um, but you know, all that said, you you do your very clean, you're very well.
SPEAKER_01No, the the truth of it, we're being funny.
SPEAKER_05The truth of it is you know Well, you're being you're you're definitely being something.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Uh the truth of it is you walk in, you know a cat lives there, but it's not like it's not a pro for me, it was never a problem. Yeah, if it's stunky to who I imagine made this comment that you are mentioning that originated this conversation, yeah. I imagine maybe has a higher standard or like uh bigger stake.
SPEAKER_03Bigger stake as well. You know, I can handle a lot. You know what I mean? My stake's very average, I've been told. I don't know. Uh but yeah. And I I my nose is sensitive too.
SPEAKER_01It is. Multiple times during this weekend, we would get in his car and he would go, I smell apples. And I would go, What? What? He goes, You don't smell that? I'm getting like a like an apple.
SPEAKER_03There's a fragrant, a hundred percent of fragrance was blowing out of the vent, which means I think there's some fragrance outside of the car. And then his car was parked in a dusty garage.
SPEAKER_01No. Yeah, when we were leaving John's place. He he turned the car on, you go, There it is again!
SPEAKER_03Yeah, twice there's just a fragrance. Um and then I started shaking. So I don't know. So it's definitely because my nose is sensitive and I'm smelling something real. It's like, oh, I smell apples. Anyways, let's go do a show.
SPEAKER_05I'll drive.
SPEAKER_01I think it's like what you were saying an episode or two ago when you like when one sense goes down, the other sense kind of raises up a little bit.
SPEAKER_05At least one.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. So um exactly.
SPEAKER_03But yeah, it was really smelling. It was a very pleasant smell. I thought it was you at first. I was like, did you and because I had grabbed sweet green and walked back to the car, and then the smell was there. I was like, Did you put on something?
SPEAKER_01I think it was the only thing that it could have been, because both times we were leaving the the house and I had just put on deodorant. So I think it was probably deodorant. But then you said it wasn't. Would you say you're a deodorant? Is it Magnetosh? Yes.
SPEAKER_05Granny Smith. Oh, type of apple.
SPEAKER_04Uh Fuji. Fuji. But it used to be an Asian apple.
SPEAKER_03So uh you're very good.
SPEAKER_05Isn't it?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Um, anyways, after uh uh after a Friday night after we did our show, then we went over to Goof's comedy club because they're doing Blood on the Clock Tower there. And uh I get to learn that Taylor really, really, really doesn't want to play that game. Yes. He's very um apprehensive. Apprehensive, very anxious about the idea of like lying and stuff. And he felt like a burden to it's not that yeah, I mean it's not the lying.
SPEAKER_01Uh that that's a natural part of the the game. The without going into explaining everything the game. It's it's being involved where everybody else is very skilled and knowledgeable, and the game moves at a pace that I can't keep up with. I can't keep up with, I can't go, even if you slow it down for me, I can't do it for whatever. I've tried to play a few times, whatever. It's just it's not sticking in my brain, and I hate that feeling of number one, feeling like a burden and holding up everyone else's joy. Even though everyone is very nice and we'll slow down, we'll explain. Anytime you have a question, you ask the question. I I can't get out of the fact that I'm stopping the game to then explain it. And I would say everyone was very almost everybody was very cool about me asking questions. Uh he told me already. Um, yeah, and and so I said I would believe it or not, actually enjoy myself more just being you like to watch an observer. I really like to watch. And you know, so I pulled up my favorite chair and uh was like, I I just want to watch.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, just he traveled, so he was the gunslinger, I think gunslinger. So he's like watching kind of playing. Um and he did a great job. He won with the evil team. Yeah. So you were on it as well, correct?
SPEAKER_05I was storytelling. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but he did a great job. Him and Laith were on the same evil team. So, you know, won't get to be bogged down with too many of the details. That won't make sense to a lot of the viewers. Yeah, but it was good. Um do you think you would ever watch if, say, um I have a girlfriend, whatever. And then I was like, do you want to watch?
SPEAKER_05Are you talking about what I think you're talking about?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, like if uh we're hooking up, no, you would never want to watch.
SPEAKER_05Are you seeing somebody and I didn't know about it?
SPEAKER_01I didn't realize that was an option for me this weekend. Uh I did hear uh that you got hit on.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I did. Uh after the show. Uh sweet.
SPEAKER_05And I know what happened, and I told it to uh higher stakes. She did not like it. Oh, come on.
SPEAKER_02That's to your lady. I was like, that's gold. That's a gold bit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, so yeah, she this is uh a sweet little young lady uh gave it to me after the Friday night show.
SPEAKER_05Say your age before all of this. I'm 35.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. And then she goes, uh she comes. Up. I think I did a pretty good job on that show. She comes up, she goes, Hi, do you date 27-year-olds? And I go, That's actually older than I usually like. He said, That's a little old for me. Yeah, it's a little old for me. So silly. Which I think is very funny for me. So quick. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05You've been waiting your whole life to get to say that line.
SPEAKER_03And uh, she didn't really even hear it.
SPEAKER_05She just so you just did a risky joke to the the the abyss. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Which I uh when I do a risky joke, I'd prefer the risk go bad than the it was pointless to even take the risk. Yeah, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'd rather what uh well she was pro she may have been nervous to what so she's not really in the moment.
SPEAKER_03She's like You're clearly a a public speaker, yes, and I am a uh sexually intimidating um presence.
SPEAKER_05Did you have both tattoos at this point?
SPEAKER_03No, just the one, you know?
SPEAKER_05Um because uh we got a two tattoo tommy over here.
SPEAKER_03Uh two two two we gotta catch up, two tattooed Tommy. So yeah, and uh so that was that was fun. It was nice for the you go, oh look, someone coming up and talking to me because of because that doesn't really because they want to. Because they want to. Usually they come up and they go, you'll never touch me.
SPEAKER_00Or they're like, my iPhone is being weird. Can you do something about Yeah?
SPEAKER_03I go, all right, come come with me.
SPEAKER_00I'll also do you date 92-year-olds like that's a little young for me.
SPEAKER_03So uh uh yeah. So that was fun. Uh and so yeah, made a friend. You know? What was your name? I don't think I should say. That feels gonna say first and last name, just to alright.
SPEAKER_01No, never mind.
SPEAKER_03You agree, that'd be weird to say the name.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I w I wouldn't do it if it were me.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. It's no uh but yeah.
SPEAKER_01Um is it a unique name? Because I don't think you said I think he's trying to find her. No, I hold on. What's happening right now? I I just I don't know her name.
SPEAKER_05The vibe of this episode has fluctuated quite some.
SPEAKER_03It is a little bit. We've been to a lot of little different islands on this trip. A little bit. What's her name? By the way, I was at Dunkin' Donuts, and uh you have to put your name into the screen. And uh I always put Peter, right? But I was thinking next time I put a name that's unsayable. I was like For what reason?
SPEAKER_05Can you spait can you spell it and we'll try to pronounce it?
SPEAKER_03I actually wrote it down. Um so I'll uh spell it for you. Uh J A B I D I W I D D L E. Can I put Jibidl?
SPEAKER_04Jibidowidle.
SPEAKER_05Jibidou widow.
SPEAKER_03Alright, and then you could say the second one.
SPEAKER_05Jafaneviv. Jafanaviv.
SPEAKER_03Have you heard uh? I was like, what if I changed like the name Jason and instead of an S I put an F. And then I just threw the end of Steve at the end of it.
SPEAKER_01Have you heard Jafan Eve? Have you heard uh Neil Rubinstein's joke about like uh like girls who have crazy crazy like ghetto sounding names and not believing them? He saw like a girl on an app and her name was uh uh D um D apostrophe uh N-E and he was like Is it uh like Danae? Is it is it Daphne? It's uh di apostrophine. Neil, I think it's great. I always remember that.
SPEAKER_05No, I'm sorry, that's a is it real? U that I don't know. Because if that's real, that's upsetness I feel over that instead of the joke is what's happening.
SPEAKER_03I think Neil's also very funny. He's very funny. All right, here's another third name. The the third one down?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that uh Clef Clef Cleffifer.
SPEAKER_03Clef Cleffifer Clef Clefefer, green tea. And one last one down in the bottom.
SPEAKER_05Oh, of course. Um no, I was expecting Pedragalanaland. Pernagaland. Wait, Pernagaland line.
SPEAKER_03I'm going for uh Pedragalana. Pedrogalana land. Can you now when they call it a lind. Probably a lind.
SPEAKER_05When they call it, are you gonna correct them to the actual pronunciation? I'm gonna say thank you. And then just grab it. I don't think I can do the whole thing. Now, would you would you go to Starbucks where you have to tell them your name and you spell it to them?
SPEAKER_03No, because I think that takes the the magic away from it. So Dung and Donuts, you put it into uh the screen and then and then they get they get it, and then they s they say it. And the first time it's heard is when they say it.
SPEAKER_05I would do it to Starbucks too with pre-order.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, that's true. Okay, yeah, right. So we have a couple uh things. You prefer Starbucks.
SPEAKER_05Well, uh you're a Starbucks guy. Yeah, but there's two different presentations and two different styles of coffee shops, so it would be fun to see it both, I think.
SPEAKER_01I think at Starbucks, uh you're more likely to get somebody who feels like they really have to nail it.
SPEAKER_05I do think he's right about that.
SPEAKER_01I think at Duncan they're over it. Yeah. We'll dig no further into why that may be, but I think it's Starbucks.
SPEAKER_03There's immigrants working at a lot of Duncan. And that can mean a variety of things.
SPEAKER_01They might know a baragalangan. I think they would just look at it. I think they would just look at it and be like, green tea.
SPEAKER_02That sounded like such a real name. You said it.
SPEAKER_01Baragaling.
SPEAKER_05I'm trying to pronounce it correctly.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yes.
SPEAKER_01Please pay respect to this the name that you made the go after Mordor.
SPEAKER_05But um you say all those names in a row and we'll start floating.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think it's Starbucks. They would they would be very careful about how they do it.
SPEAKER_05Do you think we all crossed our legs because of the feedback I gave?
SPEAKER_03I've been doing it this whole episode. I always do it. If anything, that feedback makes me want to, you know, try other things. If you know what I mean, you don't bring it up. Um we didn't do a wheel spin. No, let's do it real quick.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I'll get it. I'm closer.
unknownSo I can write a couple of things.
SPEAKER_05Oh. A couple? That would be a shame. Shame to land on something empty. Yeah. Buy me time. Um can't buy me time. All right, that got you. Thanks. Can't buy me.
SPEAKER_01This is like when you're at a restaurant and someone goes, I'm not ready, you order. Oh, yeah. The Sebastian. Sebastian, it's really good. Yeah. I'll do the I'll do the ribeye. The ribeye. Up back to you.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Uh spinning.
SPEAKER_03Alright, so I will let me kick us off today, okay? It's my turn to spin the wheel. It is my turn to dee dee. Dee, spin the wheel. Spin the wheel. Oh no. It says read script. So let's see if uh it's here.
SPEAKER_05You said that you missed that reads.
SPEAKER_01So here it comes. Uh Carrie, we'll see you next episode. Uh it's gone. It's gone? It's gone? Yeah, I'll have it. It's a shame.
SPEAKER_05Somebody read it and they were like, we can't just leave this lying around here. They buried it in the backyard. We can just have it down.
SPEAKER_03He's like, we gotta get rid of this. Okay, we'll we'll table that for the start of next episode. Okay. And let's spin the wheel again. Can't read the script today because it did. Of course, it lands it there again. So we spin.
SPEAKER_01We don't find out that he he weighed it down so it always likes it. You gotta guy controlling this in the back.
SPEAKER_03It says play audio of recent mic. I thought we did that. Yeah, we've done that. So erase that. Let's erase that one.
SPEAKER_05And when you erase it, and if it erases on yellow, if it lands on yellow now, you guys have to kiss.
SPEAKER_03You know, the wheel decides who kisses who. Alright, and here we go. Call someone from past. So, um, well, we're gonna have to do this. How far back? Um let's see. It won't be an ex, you know? I think that's but uh a friend, someone at least someone you know on Facebook is a friend that you have their number of. Um and you're just gonna call and say, hey, what's up? No. Yes. Only one of us is gonna do this. What? Yeah, yeah. The wheel will decide. The wheel will decide. Unless it lands on yellow.
SPEAKER_05I'm yellow this because I'm yellow.
SPEAKER_03Okay. I'll be red. Red, then blue is me. Okay, and green is all of us. I'd like you to spin. What am I again? I'm green. Please don't be green. You said blue. We should say blue shit. Okay.
SPEAKER_05Finally, the wheel bites you for once. Yeah. Damn it. Seriously.
SPEAKER_03All right, let's see. We should go back three years. Give me a letter.
unknownQ.
SPEAKER_03Q.
unknownQ.
SPEAKER_03I don't think I know anyone. I have someone named Quinn. Alright, we'll go with Q. I have someone here named Quinn. I don't know who that is. You don't? Oh, it's a girl I picked up. I got the number up. Should I call? Are we gonna do it?
SPEAKER_01Uh yeah, but if they don't answer, you have to do somebody else.
SPEAKER_03Yes, that's fair. All right. Alright, so this is here's all I have. Here's all I have from Quinn, okay? I messaged them in 2018. Oh my god. I said, nice meeting you today, Quinn. And they didn't respond.
SPEAKER_01Well, they're not gonna answer.
SPEAKER_03Well, let's see. Because they probably don't even know have my name.
unknownIf you record your reason for calling, I'll say this person is available.
SPEAKER_03Uh this is Peter. I am calling to catch up.
unknownThanks, Peter. Please stay on the line.
SPEAKER_01I've never seen something like that.
SPEAKER_03I have that feature too. I don't know why it's amazing.
SPEAKER_01Alright, they don't need to hear this part. You just keep trying to. Alright, they're not gonna answer.
SPEAKER_00I'm sorry, this person is not available.
SPEAKER_03Damn. Alright, give me another letter. K. K. Alright, here we go.
SPEAKER_01A lot of women's names start with K. That's why Oh, you were trying to get a woman on the same. Yeah. Alright. That's why I was asking that girl from the Boston.
SPEAKER_03I have a there's a guy named Camille Prusko, who used to I used to work with. And then there's a Kara Howenstein. I should not be saying the full names. Just so you know.
SPEAKER_01Please uh we'll bleep it. Alright, when I forget that, then we'll um all right. So there's that.
SPEAKER_03So the whoever this this one I used to hook up with. Okay. And there's one after who I also think ghosted me. Yeah, so it's nice you keep all these. Alright, we feel like we want the the ghost.
SPEAKER_05We want the ghost. We're not gonna get the ghost. We'll give you some mercy.
SPEAKER_03No, I mean it's up to you. Wait, what we want someone to answer. You want someone to answer.
SPEAKER_01They don't respond to text messages. Wild of them to answer a call.
SPEAKER_03Let's try this. How are you feeling right now, Steve? It seems like you're going through this without this. This is great. Another brilliant idea. Alright.
SPEAKER_05Well. Just go help. The next one, if you get voicemail, you have to leave a longer voicemail. Than you're supposed to. Alright. Um we'll leave a voicemail and we have a timer for 30 seconds. Okay.
SPEAKER_03A voicemail?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, if you get a voicemail next time.
SPEAKER_03Now, this is a person I used to have history with. Okay. Is that what we want? Yeah, and you and you two want to.
SPEAKER_01Obviously, that's the point. What would you say if I was in your position? Yeah. You know what would you say? Do you want someone who doesn't really have any uh value or meaning in your life?
SPEAKER_05It's gonna be a dud conversation, or do you want it to be Just remember that he will probably have you right where he wants you next time he spends that.
SPEAKER_03Exactly. Right now I'm doing the long the long play.
SPEAKER_05So what you're saying if it's someone you slept with or had history with, I want you to somehow bring up that you can have two tattoos now.
SPEAKER_01Shit is not okay right now.
SPEAKER_03I'll do a voicemail on this one.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Just confess whatever you feel like you need to confess.
SPEAKER_03I don't know, man. This is I'm actually scared for this one.
SPEAKER_00Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00If you're on the mail message, it's not available.
unknownThe mailbox is full and cannot accept it.
SPEAKER_03Damn it. I gotta do something. We were so close. Edged so hard just now. Hey man, I really try to get there. All right. Give me another letter. Um or L. Just throw them all out there. M or L. Oh. You silly goose.
SPEAKER_01Um you just passed somebody with a bunch of hard emojis.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, because I made this for a sketch. So that's not anybody. I've you know be funny if it was.
SPEAKER_01Um It'd be crazy if you didn't. Oh god.
SPEAKER_03Who are you looking at? Someone that it didn't end well with.
SPEAKER_01You gotta have to narrow it down.
SPEAKER_05But uh what was he's gotta do one, you gotta do one more. We're at two minutes left. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03All right.
SPEAKER_05It's really bad. If it's the worst one, I I say skip that. There's so many names in the person's gone. I'm saying if it don't do the worst one, but do one that there's some stakes. But it it's look at his posture right now. There's some stakes.
SPEAKER_01All right, if it's a voicemail, 30 seconds.
SPEAKER_00Everyone you've ever been in contact with has changed their number.
SPEAKER_05You're blocked on a lot of people.
SPEAKER_00Everybody has changed their number after that.
SPEAKER_05It's it's it feels like you're just playing a a keyboard of it's uh Peter.
SPEAKER_03Do you remember me?
unknownPeter, Peter from there.
SPEAKER_03Uh from New York. Um, we met uh I was working at the Apple store. Do you remember? I it's a long time ago. Um I was just calling to see what's going on, I guess. That's all. Oh. I don't remember. Yeah. Uh at the Apple store. At the Apple store? Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I don't remember going to the Apple store.
SPEAKER_03Oh. Um do you I remember like a Chinese guy? I I have two tattoos now. I used to have none, but now I have two.
SPEAKER_00I'm so sorry, I still don't remember.
SPEAKER_03Uh, it's okay. Um, how's your day going?
unknownUm yeah, I'm working.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Alright. Well, I'll let you get back to it. I just wanted to catch up.
unknownOkay, thank you, I guess.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, okay. Have a good day. Bye.
unknownBye.
SPEAKER_01Amazing.
SPEAKER_03And now uh it when I have you guys, it is very fair. And I can't wait. And we're not gonna erase this one. Let's keep it on one more. Oh man. He was worse during it. Don't forget it was worse.
SPEAKER_05It was worse.
SPEAKER_03No, I mean, you want the content. You want it to be. I really don't really care for the content.
SPEAKER_02We're not doing this for our own health.
SPEAKER_03Oh man.
SPEAKER_01I have many have two tattoos now. I used to have none. I don't have many numbers saved still.
SPEAKER_02Uh probably not next week, right? Just two people. Smile.
SPEAKER_01But like we're it we're it uh the old there's only one few people that have it to go. Okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Catch me in this evening in Austin. It's gonna be in about next week. Uh yeah, 19th and 20th of August.
SPEAKER_05And uh this episode will come out pretty much that day, right? Oh, yes, it will. So tonight, come see us in Austin. Yes. And what do we say after the end of the episode?
SPEAKER_01Bye. Wait. That doesn't matter. Uh audio you have a date for the audio album September 8th. Oh streaming platforms, it'll be released, so go and listen to that. And then uh special coming probably a month uh after that in early October. Like October 8th. Bye. Bye.