Middle School Miles

Wedding Cake, Buc-ee’s, and the Creepy Bus Hallway

Sharlotte & Stephen

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After attending a beautiful wedding filled with steak, lobster, dancing, and a little bit of Bad Bunny, Sharlotte and her uncle hit the road again for another long travel day. What follows includes a grumpy road-trip moment, an unexpected Walmart ice-cream stop, a campground that a giant bus couldn’t fit into, and a lot of Buc-ee’s snacks. Sharlotte shares her honest travel tips (always keep snacks nearby!) and looks ahead to exploring Wilmington, the beaches, and maybe even spotting someone from The Summer I Turned Pretty

SPEAKER_00

Hi. My name is Charlotte, and this is my uncle.

SPEAKER_01

Hi, I'm Steve.

SPEAKER_00

And this is Middle School Miles. The podcast that I started for a school project about me going cross country. It's for school.

SPEAKER_01

So since our last episode, what's happened?

SPEAKER_00

The wedding.

SPEAKER_01

A wedding, yes.

SPEAKER_00

A very grumpy, tiring travel day.

SPEAKER_01

Who got married?

SPEAKER_00

My aunt and my new uncle. Yeah, I got a new uncle.

SPEAKER_01

So what'd you think of it?

SPEAKER_00

It was really pretty. Like it was like on a golf course. The like chairs were very comfortable. And it was a very pretty, and like there was like flowers everywhere, and the flowers were really interesting.

SPEAKER_01

And what did you do while at the wedding, aside from just sitting in comfortable chairs?

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah, I food. I had like steak and lobster, and then they had like potatoes, which were very good. And then I played with like the little kids out of there. We played a game called Cat and Mouse. And I had to chase little kids. It was very exercising.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, if I'm not mistaken, I also saw you dancing.

SPEAKER_00

Because you made me, and then like Uncle Lion's girlfriend was like so happy, and she like wanted to dance with like everybody there. So then she was dancing with me for like half of it. And then every single time a bad bunny song would come on. You would literally that's like the only time you'd come on the dance floor and you'd drag me over with you. Cause the first time I like did not want to dance. I don't like dancing. Dancing is not my forte. I'll dance when I'm alone and I'm really bad at dancing. And I only know how to do some dances. Well, literally, I'd be sitting at the table, just like chilling with like the little kids, and we'd be like drawing or something. And then Bro would come over and be like, Let's go dance. No. And it would only be the Bad Bunny songs. That's the thing.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not mad about it.

SPEAKER_00

That's your new makeup. Like you're not mad about it because you like dancing the Bad Bunny, but like it was only the Bad Bunny songs. There were very interesting songs for the playlist though.

SPEAKER_01

There was Latin music. There was there was classic like hip hop. Did you have cake?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_01

You didn't have any cake?

SPEAKER_00

No. I'm not judging, but I was getting some of your cake until you ate it all.

SPEAKER_01

Don't judge. Don't judge.

SPEAKER_00

There's like a lot of cake, so I was just gonna eat some of your cake. But then when I went over there to get some cake, Bell was already done with like the good part of the cake. And it was on like the fasting bit, which nobody likes frosting.

SPEAKER_01

So the wedding was on a Friday night.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And then Saturday we started our long drive. We had to make it from Sarasota, Florida, up to Hunting Island.

SPEAKER_00

Oh because tell me why. This kid, this kid sitting next to me. Listen to this. We were driving, right? And then Bo wanted to take a nap, so I took a nap, right? And then I took the bus to take a nap. Wait, wait, wait. And then and well, yeah, of course you have to add that we stopped.

SPEAKER_01

I stopped the bus and took a nap on the couch.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you took a nap on the couch. And then we get to Walmart, and then Bo was like, oh, let's go get some flowers. Do you know what we came out with? It was not flowers. There was no flowers in the Walmart that we went to. It was ice cream. Because Bo said, oh I tripped and fell in the ice cream section. But we did get ice cream. But I had to lay in the reclining chair because like once everything's like closed in, like the like walls kind of just like close in on you. Whatever. Like collapses. What would you call it?

SPEAKER_01

The slide outs come in.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, the slide-out-that's what it's called. The slide outs come in. Like the hallway to the bed is kind of creepy. So like bro, I was just like, I'll just lay on the reclining chair. And then come to find out it is not very comfortable trying to sleep because I'm very, very, very light. Okay? And you have to kind of like push the reclining chair back for it to like recline your head back. It did not work out as planned.

SPEAKER_01

It's not a creepy hallway. It is creepy. It's just narrow.

SPEAKER_00

It is dark and sketchy. So turn the light on.

SPEAKER_01

Did you think about that?

SPEAKER_00

No, because actually before I went to bed, this was probably a very bad idea, but I was like brain rotting on Instagram, and everyone I'm gonna on Instagram tell me why something like creepy would happen. Because I'd be watching a video and somehow it's about Epstein. Or like somehow it's about like some kid being murdered. Like, why do I want to listen to that?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. So that's why I was like, I don't really want to go back there because like what if I get murdered or something? So I kind of just stayed up here.

SPEAKER_01

So Saturday was a really long travel day. We stopped at a Walmart parking lot, which is not our typical place to stop. And then Sunday ended up being a long travel day.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my gosh, bro. Because we got to Hunting Island and Which is beautiful. Which, yeah, the beach is really pretty. 10 out of 10 I would recommend.

SPEAKER_01

It was cold.

SPEAKER_00

It was not that cold.

SPEAKER_01

And cloudy.

SPEAKER_00

You're being dramatic.

SPEAKER_01

And you wanted to swim in the ocean.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, I love the ocean. But like when we got there, we like parked the bus because the spot wasn't available yet. And tell me why. We unhooked the Jeep, right? And we went to like the hunting island, like like the main area for like the beach or whatever.

SPEAKER_01

And the lighthouse.

SPEAKER_00

And the yeah, the where the lighthouse is. And we did that. And then we went back and he went to go see if the spot was open.

SPEAKER_01

When we got to the campground, yeah, it would not work because the corner There was a sharp, sharp turn that the bus would not fit around.

SPEAKER_00

Like the Jeep was like barely cutting edges there.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. So we had to improvise at the last minute. Decided to skip ahead to our next stop, which was another four and a half, five hour drive.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and before that, this guy this man tried to pull in the bus in a very narrow, like, what was it?

SPEAKER_01

The entrance to the park.

SPEAKER_00

The entrance to like the state park, it was really narrow. But I was like, make it.

SPEAKER_01

I did make it. I didn't scratch the bus.

SPEAKER_00

The whole entire bus shut. Bro.

SPEAKER_01

Didn't hit any of the door.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, you did.

SPEAKER_01

No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

SPEAKER_01

No, there's no marks on the bus or the Jeep.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but there was like there was a tree that hit the thing. Because I heard it like on the branch. Yeah, it didn't hit the No, you didn't hit like the massive tree. But the whole bush shook. Because there was like a turn or like uh one of those things.

SPEAKER_01

It was a tight turn.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it was very fun. But they didn't have any signs to like indicate.

SPEAKER_01

You shouldn't bring a long vehicle.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. And then the lady that was at the desk was like, You can't get the bus here.

SPEAKER_01

But thankfully she did because we wouldn't have made it around the turns later on down that road.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because of that one really low tree branch. That thing was very so we left Hunting Island.

SPEAKER_01

We drove another four and a half, five hours up to where we are now.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Which is North Kill.

SPEAKER_01

Yep. Wilmington and the beaches.

SPEAKER_00

And they oh my gosh, I found this out yesterday.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my gosh Grumpy does not.

SPEAKER_00

I've lost. I lost electronics yesterday because I was very grumpy. And but after my nap, I got some very good news that Sam I Tone Pretty was like filmed in this area. And oh my gosh, guess what? There was this like one restaurant, what is it called?

SPEAKER_01

Vicious Biscuit.

SPEAKER_00

Vicious Biscuit. And there was like a rumors like that that like a couple of the cast members from like Summit Turn Pretty was like works there. And then hang out there. Or like hang out, you know, chillax. But before that, when we were starting out hunting, Ellen got like a request to like go to a dinner with his friends. Oh yeah. And I didn't get my pot roast. And then on the way here, I was starving because I was gonna have a snack before we got back on the road. And Bo's like, oh no, it's almost dinner time. He said that like three hours.

SPEAKER_01

It was an hour now.

SPEAKER_00

It was three hours of waiting for food. And then I had food. I just did not like it, so I just had a bowl of cereal. That was a very good bowl of cereal.

SPEAKER_01

So back to being in Beaufort, one of the cool things that happened to us is that my friend Linda invited us over her house for dinner. Now, unfortunately because we couldn't stay at the campground.

SPEAKER_00

We did not get pot roast.

SPEAKER_01

We didn't get to stay for dinner, so we skipped ahead to our next stop.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, and he never got to bring her the ice cream.

SPEAKER_01

And I didn't get to bring her the ice cream. What advice would you have for somebody who's gonna be on a long travel day like that?

SPEAKER_00

Make sure you have a bag of snacks next to your seat. And make sure you stop at all the Buckys. Uh the Bucky's We went to Bucky's early in the morning, and then every time a Bucky signed, I would literally just look at him like No, we're not stopping. We spent we used like 80 bucks at Bucky's in the morning on a random thing that you said was good.

SPEAKER_01

Beef jerky.

SPEAKER_00

No, not the beef jerky like the sauce.

SPEAKER_01

Kalachis.

SPEAKER_00

That that no. Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_01

We got kalachis, we got muffins, we got beef jerky.

SPEAKER_00

The chocolate mu 10 out of 10 would recommend the double chocolate crumble muffin, except for the crumble top, because it's a little bit dry. But once you get past that, the muffin bit is the best part.

SPEAKER_01

And then we not only spent $70 at Buckys, almost $80 at Bucky's.

SPEAKER_00

Almost $80.

SPEAKER_01

But we also filled up the fuel tank on the bus.

SPEAKER_00

Which is like $90, $100.

SPEAKER_01

Oh no, it was more than that.

SPEAKER_00

It was more than $900.

SPEAKER_01

More than $100, yeah. Because it's a diesel.

SPEAKER_00

How much is diesel?

SPEAKER_01

It's around four bucks a gallon. $370 to $415 a gallon. And the motor coach takes a hundred gallons of fuel. So to fill up the tank from empty is over $400.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, so like you spent and spent anything. You spent like almost $80, and then like, man, you are actually about so we had to fill up on a long travel day. You go bok. You definitely go boke.

SPEAKER_01

When you're driving a motor coach, it does consume fuel. And we stopped how many times on the way up here from two. We stopped twice on the way up here from Hunting Island. And we stopped twice on the way to Hunting Island. And each time was like $130, $140 worth of fuel.

SPEAKER_00

Well, technically we did stop twice, but we stopped at a Bucky's. Because I somehow, with my beautiful charming face, I convinced Aunt Steve to stop. Even though we didn't go inside, we just got gap. Yeah, you tried to find gas, and then that was a whole rampage.

SPEAKER_01

So what should folks look forward to on the next episode?

SPEAKER_00

I know. After the vicious biscuits place. And maybe we might see like a cast member from like Sun I Tim Petty. Oh no, manifest. I want to meet Gavin.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

And the one that played Belly, but I don't know how to say her name.

SPEAKER_01

And we're going to the Learn Tourism Conference.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. And I get to see I already kind of know Sophie. But like I get to see Sophie. And I'm not getting paid to help my uncle with that.

SPEAKER_01

You're an unpaid intern.

SPEAKER_00

I'm an intern. Still don't know what that means. I'm probably not gonna want to know what that means. And I'm not getting paid. So actually, technically You get paid in food. And snacks. Is it good food? What kind of food?

SPEAKER_01

We have a taco bar. Like make your own tacos. Oh, delicious.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, do you have a pizza bar?

SPEAKER_01

No, we don't have pizza. Oh, I looked over the menu the other day and it looks really good.

SPEAKER_00

What what's the menu?

SPEAKER_01

Deliciousness.

SPEAKER_00

Bro, you have to be specific because I'm not just gonna I don't have it in front of me.

SPEAKER_01

You just I don't memorize these things. Except the taco bar. Remember the taco bar. Oh and the big breakfast. That's good. So you're good. Folks, the next episode we'll talk about.

SPEAKER_00

Wait, do they have cereal?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. They'd rather have they'll at least have muffins and croissants.

SPEAKER_00

Wait, chocolate croissant.

SPEAKER_01

Probably. We'll find out.

SPEAKER_00

We'll find out.

SPEAKER_01

So the next episode is going to be a recap of our visit to Wilmington and the beaches.

SPEAKER_00

Summer Tim Pitty.

SPEAKER_01

And summer I turn pretty.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And a visit to the botanical gardens for the spring flowers.

SPEAKER_00

I forgot about that.

SPEAKER_01

We're gonna meet friends for lunch.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. And summer turn pity.

SPEAKER_01

And the summer turn pretty.

SPEAKER_00

I'm not gonna let that one go. We forgot to mention the hummus still pickle dip.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, we got a hummus pickle dip.

SPEAKER_00

It's really good.

SPEAKER_01

That's it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's it. It's really good.

SPEAKER_01

So there's your endorsement for the day.

SPEAKER_00

Your food request. Try it.

SPEAKER_01

So this is middle school miles?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, this is definitely middle school miles.

SPEAKER_01

And we are on an adventure.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Why yeah, yes.

SPEAKER_01

Why yes?

SPEAKER_00

Why yes?

SPEAKER_01

Tune in next time and have fun.

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Yeah.