Episode 18

The One Where EVERYTHING Happens (and Florida Still Florida’s)

Episode 18 is jam-packed, unhinged, insightful, and absolutely hilarious. Just the way the Hello Sister Podcast w/Tiff and Aunge likes to do it. We kick things off with Around the Social Media World, where the streets are talking and the sisters are listening. First up: Druski, who has officially proven he is an equal opportunity offender. Nobody is safe, and honestly… we respect the consistency.

Then we get into the wave of TV cancellations hitting harder than a plot twist on Scandal. 106th and Sports? Gone. Sherri Shepard? Gone. Basketball Wives? Gone. Love and Hip Hop? Gone. The networks said “cut the cameras.”

Next up: Uno. The company is back AGAIN trying to clarify the rules, but let’s be real, nobody is following them. If you can’t stack a Draw 4, what are we even doing here.

From there, we slide into our beloved segment: Is It Cheating If…? And this week’s question is a spicy one. Is it cheating if your husband only wants to go on solo vacations? The sisters break it down with logic, laughter, and a little side-eye.

Then we ask the question that resurfaces every few years like a reboot nobody asked for: Are women still taking their husband’s last name in 2026? Tradition is fighting for its life, and the sisters have thoughts.

Next, we talk Road Rage, specifically how Florida will have you driving nuttier than anywhere else on the planet. If you’ve ever merged onto I‑4, you already know.

Then we get into our Top Pet Peeves, and let’s just say some of y’all are on thin ice.

After that, it’s time for Judge Tiff. Aunge reads an AITA that has the courtroom shaking: Am I the A‑hole for not letting my roommate and his side chick eat the pizza I ordered? Judge Tiff bangs the gavel and delivers a ruling that will go down in podcast history.

Our final segment is our signature What the Florida?, and this one is peak Sunshine State energy. A Jacksonville pastor has launched drive‑thru baptisms because people are busy. Florida said salvation should be convenient.

We close with a heartfelt Sister Salute to Bask & Lather Co., whose products have the sisters’ locs flourishing, shining, and thriving like never before.

This episode is chaotic, hilarious, thoughtful, and full of the sisterhood energy you love.

Tune in — you do NOT want to miss this one.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Hello, sister. Hello, sister. Welcome to Hello Sister Podcast with Tippin' Ange, episode 18. 18! Yes.

SPEAKER_01 0:11

How are you, sister? I'm great. Good.

SPEAKER_00 0:13

It's been a great week. It has been a good week. We want to keep it going. Yeah, let's keep it going with a great episode. Yes. Awesome. So this episode is a good one. Yes. We're going to do a lot around uh social media world. People seem to really like our is it cheating if. So we'll do a little bit of that. We'll talk a little bit about some other topics in the same vein. We do have a Judge Tiffany moment. So we will see what we're talking about and what Judge Tiff rolls. Of course, we have a what the Florida, because Florida be floatering. And then we'll end in our sister salute. Yes. You ready to do this then? Let's do it. Alright. Let's get into it. Alright, so around social media, that Drewski. What is wrong with him? He is an equal opportunity offender, and I love it. And he took no uh holds bar on British actors portraying black American actors in his latest episode of Drewski is a Fool. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

Did you see it? I did. He did something with Candace Owen too. Yeah, he did.

SPEAKER_00 1:19

He there's a bunch of other people. Anybody can get it. That's what I love about Drewski. If it's a funny topic or something that's gonna keep him in the spotlight right at that line, he don't mind pushing it. No, he doesn't.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

And I think that's why everybody can be mad at him, and nobody can be mad at him.

SPEAKER_00 1:35

No, how can you be mad? He offended everybody. I love it though. That had to be one of the funniest ones that he's done. Because we know exactly who he's talking about. He does. But he didn't mention a name, and it's up for you to say that you relate or don't relate. I think my favorite, I can't remember his name, but the star of All American. I had no clue that he was not black American. He did an interview and I was like, what? I had no clue. And then he talked about how he learned how to talk and have mannerisms of people from Compton. That thing was hilarious. Now, let me be clear. I have no issue with it. No. It's acting. It's acting. Right? Everybody's acting as playing some sort of character. So that doesn't bother me. But it is funny when you realize that they're not actually broadman from down the street. Right. That just cracks me up.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Well, even like the the white um actors, uh, the one that got me was the agent on uh Wakanda Forever. Oh, him too? He British too. Come on. I I really thought he was American. I had no clue. I I don't even remember what his name is. I feel awful, but I was like, he a Brit too. That is hilarious. No, but I mean, seriously, they you don't know they have an accent until they say something. That is hilarious. In an interview, yeah. Love it. Crazy juice cream. I don't understand him. Do you think he pushes the line? I think he is a shock comic. Yeah. I love it.

SPEAKER_00 3:00

I love it. Do you actually watch his other internet show where he has he signs artists? He has other internet shows? Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Because all I see is him and the crazy skits. Yes. Uh I'm not on social media that much. I do our postings, but I don't and I I don't look at a lot of other stuff. That's why you do the segment around the social media world because you be seeing all the craziness.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

He is crazy. So he did a dating show, almost like Flavor of Love for himself. Hilarious. A hot mess. And then he also does a show where he signs artists. So people come and audition for him. Mike Epsis is on one of the last ones I saw. When I tell you these people are funny, and he either says, get them out of here, and he has bodyguards that pick them up and take them out, or he does like he signs them. But it is like hood records, it is hilarious in classic Drewski. So on top of his kits that he gets dressed up and goes into character, he has this other show that he does too.

SPEAKER_01 3:59

Well, I love that people are gravitating to him. Um, because like you said, he's an equal opportunity offender. Straight up. And you if you're mad at him, just wait five minutes and he's on to the next person, he'll get around to offend you at some point.

SPEAKER_00 4:15

Yeah. Well, I mean, we've moved on because there was one point where they were like, should his endorsements get dropped? Like he was in danger of that. Who's talking about that now? We've moved on. That's true. So Drisky, shout out to you. Silly. Speaking of moving on, there's quite a few shows that have gotten cancelled recently. And some of the ones are like reality shows that we really love too. Like what? So 106 in sports, which I am not a Cam Newton fan, so that didn't really bother me. But you would think it would have lasted a little bit longer. 106 and sports. Uh Sherry Shepard. I know. I actually love her show. I hope that she gets picked up though.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

She has to go somewhere. Come on, Sherry. We're rooting for you. So after the Kevin Hart roast, Cheryl Underwood went on to the Don Lemon podcast. Yeah. And she was talking about how there's a lot of black talk show hosts, female black talk show hosts that've gotten canceled. Their shows have gotten canceled. And so she was saying that they should all get together and do a show. So she was saying, her, uh, Cheryl Underwood, Sherry Shepard, uh Lonnie Love. She was saying all of them should get together and do their own show. Is that something you watch? Absolutely. Call it what's up. What's up? What's up? All right. You can have that. Uh you can write our check to P.O. Box.

unknown 5:37

What's up?

SPEAKER_01 5:38

Carol. Tippin' Aunge podcast.

SPEAKER_00 5:40

I love a good talk show. I would love to talk about it. I love Sherry Shepherd, so I do wish her well.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:45

And then some of our um other Real Housewives shows, um ish, reality-ish, uh, basketball wise. Got canceled? Got canceled. Done done. I'm sure. Yeah. First lady said that's enough. We're moving on, closing down the franchise. Wow. They need to go. I mean, it was getting ridiculous.

SPEAKER_01 6:05

Well, my problem was not all of them were wives. Uh were any? Can you can you get on the show? You call yourself a basketball wife and you ain't a wife?

SPEAKER_00 6:12

Yeah. Well, everyone on the show was not a wife. Well, um, and then love and hip hop franchises. Oh, I actually like this. I like I like reality. I don't I work in the human side of reality every day. So when I come home, I need the trash side of reality immediately. I love need some hip love and hip hop. Even though it feels staged and stupid and ridiculous. I love it.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

I I can't be mad. Uh it's it has an audience. I'm not the audience, but it has an audience.

SPEAKER_02 6:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:46

It's just something unreal to me to think that we're gonna keep showing up in the same place at the same time, and every time you either throw a drink on me or you hit me, I'm not gonna keep showing up. I don't care how good the paycheck is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:59

Well, they haven't gotten rid of all reality. We still have our real housewives. Atlanta's going on right now. So dedicate my time there. Good luck. Yes. Speaking of good luck. Oh Lord. Uno! So every now and then Mattel will circulate game rules for their different things. And Mattel is the parent company of Uno. And so they announced their 2025-2026 year official rule book. So they just re-engage and share in an official way all the rules. Well, of course, they have us in a chokehold. You ready for some of these rules? We're not gonna follow them anyway, but please continue. All right, no stacking draw cards. So no draw twos on top of another draw two, no draw four on top of another draw four. Just like I said, we're not following that. Period. Keep going. You can only play a draw four when you do not have a card in your hand that matches the color currently in play.

SPEAKER_01 8:00

Okay. So you get down to Uno, and I have a draw four. I'm supposed to hold on to it if I have a card of play. Yeah. Get the devil out of here. Absolutely not. What is the next one? We ain't following that one either.

SPEAKER_00 8:12

Yeah, I'm only gonna do a few of them because there's way too many rules, and we ain't gonna follow them anyway. Uh, you can draw a card even when you uh have a playable card in your hand. So if you want to find that draw four, find that draw two, you can continue to play even if you have a playable card in your hand. Why would you do that in a game of Uno? Listen, it's a rule.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:36

And you can only play one card per turn. No stacking. And so much more. So you know how you got them five ones in your uh somebody shuffled the cards, right? And now you got five ones. You can only play one card per turn. So basically, Uno is telling us your whole childhood is a lie. No. Because that is not how we play.

SPEAKER_01 9:00

Absolutely not. You better tuck and roll with them, Ruth. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:03

Well, I don't think I've ever played a game as it's been intended. No. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:06

I don't think I have either.

SPEAKER_00 9:08

I think about your sons. When they come over, they like to play football. And they play football with the yellow and blue. And blue. The yellow being the Steelers. The blue being Dallas. The red being the Giants. And the green being the Green Bay Packers. And what they're playing is sorry. Okay? They're not playing sorry the game. They're playing football using the pieces. And they're playing with my sorry game.

SPEAKER_01 9:41

That's just what it is. We we make up the rules. Yeah, and don't get me started on spades. Oh, well, hold on. Okay. You have to establish the rules of the game before you start playing.

SPEAKER_00 9:53

Even Uno.

SPEAKER_01 9:54

Yes. Don't get in the middle of a game and try to change the rules. Oh no. That's the problem with spades, is people are they try that don't know how to play. We're trying to change the rules. We've been playing this for years. We had a family reunion. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 10:10

I had never been so mad.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

I had never been so mad. They're probably like, whoa, whoa, what's going on with Tiffany? We had a spades tournament and Tiff and I had only lost. No, we had never lost a game.

SPEAKER_00 10:21

Yeah, and it was rounds.

SPEAKER_01 10:23

Yeah. So through the rounds, we had never lost a game. So the people who were in the losers bracket came up and beat us. So we were like, okay, well, we need to play them again for the championship because they lost one. We never lost. We never lost. They were like, no, that's not how the brackets work. What do you mean that's not how the brackets work? We didn't expect everybody in the family. Oh man, we were hot. Hot.

SPEAKER_00 10:48

They were like, no more spades. We ain't playing spades in a family reunion tournament since.

SPEAKER_01 10:52

That was years ago. And we didn't do it since. Because you've got to establish the rules.

SPEAKER_00 10:59

Clear rules. Oh man, we were hot. Yes, we were. The other game that we play that I don't even know if I know the rules is Monopoly. I don't even know how to play. I honestly, outside of go to jail and collect money, I don't know that I've ever played Monopoly like how you're supposed to play it. I really don't think I have. Can you read the rules? No, because why? We don't do that. We establish the rules as we just talked about. We don't need to read the rules. Whatever we establish is what we play. So Uno, go to hell. Because we're gonna play it the way we're gonna play it, and we're gonna establish it the way we're gonna establish it. And I will stack them draw twos up. Hello. Bam! Bam! Reverse. Skip. That's how you start a fight. I know. I know. But that's how you play. That's how you play. Hello. When you're playing with me at least. You get happy. I got Uno. No, you don't. Draw four. And spades, you know, we. Oh, we good. Yes. I actually don't win in spades when I'm not playing with you. Like I've actually never won against Sean. Ever. I've played with his family. They're good. But there's something about me and you reading the room. Yes. Like we together can play that game and we do not lose.

SPEAKER_01 12:15

Yes, we would like to challenge anybody out there. Come see us.

SPEAKER_00 12:20

Come see us together. And we don't be cheating either. Nah. We can play. Play play. Come see us. So speaking of cheating. Oh, oh. So a couple of our segments have been about is it cheating if y'all didn't came for us? We done came for you. It has been a lot of fun. We called me all kinds of old hoes. She had old hoes. They ain't talking to me. They gotta be talking to her. The comments are hilarious. So I say let's keep this thing going. Let's do it. Alright. So this is a question for you. Okay. Is it cheating if your husband only wants to go on solo trips for vacation? Meaning not with you, and he's not telling you he's going with the group of the boys or family. He's taking solo trips. Is he cheating? Like he never wants to go? Let's just say consistently. He he likes to and prefers to take a solo trip. Yeah, he cheated. Yeah. Sorry, go ahead. I I done jumped in before I can even let you answer. Yeah, yeah, he cheated.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

So for me, I am okay with you taking a solo trip. Because I do too. Like I need to recharge, I need to make sure that my head is in the right space. Right. So I will go and I will sleep and spa and swim, sip, swirl, swish. I will do that. So I'm okay with you taking a solo trip. But you only want to take solo trips? Only? What you doing? You not you not recharging.

SPEAKER_00 14:05

I just feel like that's not a thing. When have I ever taken a solo trip? Like it just doesn't feel like I'm I am around people who are like, you know, I think I'm just gonna go by myself and and have a partner and have a sibling and have a best friend. Right.

SPEAKER_01 14:22

And you just want to go by yourself.

SPEAKER_00 14:24

I that just feels very odd to me. And and more than once. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:27

If you I would I will give you one a year. That's reasonable. But only solo trips? That word only has officially pushed it into the something fishy going on here. Yeah, I don't like it.

SPEAKER_00 14:40

I I'm coming. You go you go show up. I'll I'll be on the other side of the book. I see it dinner only. But that just don't feel right to me. And I'm not even an insecure woman, but it just feels odd that someone would say, you know, I think I just want to recharge. I'm just gonna keep taking solo trips.

SPEAKER_01 14:58

No, yeah, it's the consistent part of it that makes it fishy.

SPEAKER_00 15:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

And Sean will go on a fishing trip.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

That's not a solo trip. I ain't talking about let me fly over for five days and four nights and stay somewhere. But yes, he'll go on a fishing trip. He's even done overnight fishing trips. Like that is a fishing trip. It's an intentional thing. He's not doing it by himself though. Like when he goes, he has people that he goes with. It's never been a I by myself want to just go on a five-day excursion. Right. That's weird to me. It's it's fishy. Yeah. It's fishy. I feel like that's cheating. While we're talking about marriage, so another topic that has come up quite often has been women taking their husband's name. And now in a generation where some of us are widows or widowers or divorced, have children. What's the role on taking your partner's name?

SPEAKER_01 15:53

That is a fantastic question. This is a good question for you. And I don't know. You don't know what you would do. So my first husband was very adamant about me having his name. Like that was a deal breaker for him. And I was like, I mean, I care, but I don't care that much. And so I took his last name. And it was a hassle to change my name everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:16

So I did it reluctantly. And then since we are divorced now, I have two children that are school age, and I am adamant about keeping my last name. As long as they're in school, I would like my children to have my my last name and their last name.

SPEAKER_00 16:33

Would you hyphenate?

SPEAKER_01 16:36

What if you what if you marry someone or like if if he is just that adamant about me having his last name, I would hyphenate.

SPEAKER_02 16:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

Uh I will always, as long as my children are school age, I will always have the same name as them. I would hyphenate if I were to get married before they get out of school.

SPEAKER_02 16:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:57

But uh I don't see myself changing my name. I I it's not like I have a connection to my ex-husband romantically. I have his children. I can't change that fact. That's a lifelong commitment.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:12

So I would I would hyphenate. I would never completely change my name. Not as long as my children are school age.

SPEAKER_00 17:22

No, I feel you. I mean, I honestly don't have children. Do men still care about that? He did when we got married. Like, I remember saying I was gonna do a lot of things. You're never gonna move in with me. He did. Yeah, yeah, I'm not changing my name. I did. But I got married at 30. I had a job, I had a mortgage, I had life. Like I had real accomplishments, I had degree, like I had life. And it was hard to change my name. It was annoying to change my name. Think about credit cards, billing statements.

SPEAKER_01 17:56

Uh, I had a timeshare. You have to go in person to the social security office. Yeah, I remember. And you have to have an appointment. It was it was a hassle.

SPEAKER_00 18:06

It was such a hassle. So me as a grown woman with no kids, I don't know if I would change it. Me as a woman with kids, I wouldn't even question keeping my name.

SPEAKER_01 18:19

I I I would have to to lean into the the male perspective. Like I would uh I would have to ask men, how do you feel about your wife changing her name? Let us know. Does it matter if there are kids involved or no kids involved? And is that a deal breaker? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:39

I think we need to get be adults here. Like that that's a deal breaker? Come on. Of all the things we got to be worried about, what are you against preferences? That's annoying. It's annoying that we even have to have that conversation.

SPEAKER_01 18:56

Well, I mean, I think it's an interesting conversation, but I I would hope that the person who wants to date me understands my situation and why I don't want to. And if they are that adamant about being with me and me changing my name, you have to be okay with waiting 14 more years to get married.

SPEAKER_00 19:14

Yeah, no, I get it. Because time is of the essence when you have children in school. And it is much more of a hassle to have to explain those things. Well, it makes people mad. This topic is interesting. So please tell us in the comments what you think about uh changing the last name. Are you for it? Are you with it? Are you against it? And why? We want to hear, we want to hear from you. Switching gears. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 19:45

I love talking to my sister after work. She calls me every single day on her way home from work. And um hold on. She calls her husband first. Yes, every time. Every single day after work. And after she talks to him, then she calls me. Let me clear that up. Yes, thank you. Um, but we talk every day after she gets off work. I love our conversations, but some of them are so funny because telling on her right now, Tim has road rage.

SPEAKER_00 20:19

I am driven to not being nice at times when I'm driving. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 20:26

The Florida drivers alone are a hot mess. So we already know they are some of the worst in the country. We get that. Terrible. But the way the tip goes from laughing to WTF is hilarious. And not what the Florida either. Not the what the Florida. Yeah. Her thing is, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_00 20:53

Because they will be in the left lane and need to get off of an exit. And there are two lanes between them and the exit. At least two lanes. Missed it.

SPEAKER_02 21:03

Go to the next one.

SPEAKER_00 21:05

The other day, I'm getting on a ramp to get on the highway, and somebody realized they were getting on the ramp to get on the highway and decide to turn around and come back down the ramp. What? Yes. No, you can't do that. Yes. I'm watching a video on social media of this guy, and he's in Atlanta. Oh, I saw that. I did. He's in Atlanta laughing, having a time. He's singing, and then he screams in the highest pitch I've ever seen before. So I would have too. So no fault for that. And a car is coming the opposite way on a major highway. It's nuts. These drivers are crazy. And I'm a pretty chill person.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

You are. That's why it's so funny that the only time that you ever lose your cool is when you're driving. Yeah, yeah. I'm pushed.

SPEAKER_00 21:52

It's and Florida just knows how to push my buttons. I don't understand it.

SPEAKER_01 21:57

And don't let the two of us. be in the car at the same time because admittedly Florida has given me road rage too.

SPEAKER_00 22:06

Yes, because you be just on the phone and be flipping the script too just like I do. Don't even try it. I do. Mine is get over.

SPEAKER_01 22:14

Yeah. What are you doing? Get over. Like no.

SPEAKER_00 22:18

They don't honk down here. Have you noticed that? In my area, they do not honk. They will sit at a green light. And I'm like, well I got to be the one to honk.

SPEAKER_01 22:28

No, Orlando, they build different different they will honk you before the light turned. They will honk you in anticipation of the light turning. I just I there are three lanes. There's the fast lane which is also the passing lane. Yes. There's the center lane which where it should be where you live and then there's the right lane if you're going slow. Don't mix up the lanes. Like why do I need to explain this to you as a driver? Don't mix up the lanes. If the speed limit is 70, if you're not going at least 80, you should not be in the left lane. Ever. Period. Actually 80 is the slow lane.

SPEAKER_00 23:07

You know what? Don't go get yourself in trouble now.

SPEAKER_01 23:11

If you look at the tip her license plate You know what? No, I I just get really really frustrated because the traffic uh I live uh around Disney area. And so the Disney traffic is horrific.

SPEAKER_00 23:25

For no reason.

SPEAKER_01 23:26

And they are doing a great job at construction. I do have to take my hat off to the construction and the sitting planning that they should have done years ago. I have to take my hats off to them because it's getting so much better. But my problem is until you're done people have to understand how to get through this merge. And this one after the other just you go I go you go I go you go I don't understand why you speed up to not let somebody take their rightful turn. It's a merge. Every day and this is why we need you know people say we don't need it but the autonomous vehicles would we need them yeah they would definitely help with that.

SPEAKER_00 24:07

Yeah I live in a county and work in the city and every day I go to work I say why do I work here? Make you change your mind about working. It does the you frustrated before you even got to work I ain't even dealt with the humans yet not even dealt with the humans on my way to work I am the most frustrated because of driving.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

And you get there and I don't know what your routine is to calm down but you are a very even killed person.

SPEAKER_00 24:37

I am normally a very even person. You know what it is Morilla you know what it is affirmation hype me up I hype me up I hype me up so I'll listen to some of that on my way into work I am good as gone.

SPEAKER_01 24:58

So you you Megan twerking on your way to work hype me up I hype me up mm that is too funny yeah well my commute is awful these days and I honestly believe that I'm just not meant to work in a corporate environment I just I need to not commute.

SPEAKER_00 25:21

Working from home is that hard for you I can't stand you move on you piss me off love you sister yeah whatever speaking of piss me off oh let's get into some of these top pet peeves oh my gosh this is perfect timing perfect timing to talk about some top pet peeves the first one we can go through fast driving slow in the left lane oh well that's number one right you just said it if you aren't flowing get over yeah and you've got to feel the pressure of people upon you the flashing of like yeah it cannot feel comfortable no what is comfortable about driving in the left lane when you trail and like everyone is behind you frustrated. I don't get it driving slow in the left lane is one of my biggest pet peeves.

SPEAKER_01 26:06

Yeah I can wholeheartedly agree with that I would say one of my pet peeves is leaving remnants in sinks. So like you brush your teeth and you don't clear out the toothpaste or you do the dishes but you don't clean out the sink afterwards like go to hell. Okay. Go to hell well it's my pet peeve so does that yeah I a lot of people do. That's gross and so my sons I make sure that they understand like that's not appropriate and they do a great job with it.

SPEAKER_00 26:34

I never have to worry about that raising the next generation.

SPEAKER_01 26:37

You're welcome uh smackin' food one of your pet peeves is smacking food yes I cannot stand the sound of chewing loudly with your mouth open and I know it sounds crazy because daddy is the worst of the worst you're not gonna talk about my daddy like this you're not gonna do that it doesn't bother me in the least you're not gonna do that he does not bother me in the least every other human on earth who does it will get the death stare that's ASMR uh absolutely not absolutely not I cannot handle the sound of I cannot handle this the sound of it alone makes me want to go off oh and I think so much less of you oh please don't do it in my present presence and I'm going to call you out if you do oh my god you're so funny so another one of my pet peeves is leaving food behind like in the air fryer or in the microwave like you know how like your food will pop off the plate and then you when you get your food out there's still stuff sitting on the microwave or you open the air fryer and I could see the exact meal that you have eaten.

SPEAKER_00 27:52

Oh that's gross yeah I I don't like that yeah it's take two seconds to clean it yeah and for me I have those microwave covers yeah so if I see a rice bit or something in the microwave I'm like You didn't use the cover you didn't use the cover yeah and it sticks in the microwave so you never have to take it out that drives me nuts too I'm with you on that one. Yeah or uh I've opened the air fryer and like there's a pan of grease at the bottom oh god so like it's sloshing in there at the bottom opening up in the joint on fire of grease no grease fire yeah yeah I can't stand that yeah another one of mine is leaving the chip bag open so you go to get some chips and they stale because somebody ain't sealed them good. You know that drives me yes cereal and chips those two things drive me nuts. I went to get some tortilla chips because I still had some of your mango salsa from your Moumo's and margarita party yeah I had my mind set on them things I got a big old dip. I mean a big old scoop of mango salsa and when I tell you that chip was stale I was hot and the bag wouldn't close good so yeah that that pisses me off and there's like chip clips get the chip clip I have a thousand and one chip clips seriously thanks to Publix they be giving them my times my old job and I even use anything I will use a paper clip like the paper um binder clip if I got extra sitting around them binder clips they steal chips are real good I will get whatever is a random being to preserve my chips is that serious yes we talk about not waiting we did and it's only two people in my house so like things are are there so I gotta preserve them because it's not like a normal house where you got four or five people in the house and you gotta go shopping every week.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

Oh my god that's so funny on the clips be working child oh my god so my last pet peeve is when somebody says that they're on their way or they're almost there or they've left the house knowing full well that they're still sitting on the couch or they're still getting ready. If you say you're on your way and I know you live 15 minutes away I expect to see you in 15 minutes. Yes not 30 not an hour like give me a real time like I'm an adult if you're running late just say I'm running late.

SPEAKER_00 30:14

Yeah that makes me so mad. And most people are running late so it's okay. I'm I'm the family member though that I'm gonna plan something it's gonna be fabulous. I'm gonna give you a time yes and then the real time to the point where the family's like what's the real time? Yeah I'm running late what's the real time yeah because people be running late and if we got somewhere to be you ain't gonna cancel reservation they only give you 15 minute grace period. That's true. So if you ain't left the house yet you better tell me because I'm gonna be even more hot if I turn on find me and I see that you at your house find me? Yes you have us on find me we all location sharing so if I got it it's on and I think you buy it I might just turn it on and see where you are just don't do it. Just don't do it. That's hilarious and then my last pet peeve is when people leave the last of something and it's too small for a real portion. Oh that's so a swallow of milk not enough for a cereal a swallow of juice sometimes there will be like five grapes or four grapes left eat it eat it I say it all the time some people are a pet peeve is when you eat their last my pet peeve is if you leave me remnants of what I've really wanted and it's not even enough for a taste.

SPEAKER_01 31:38

No I that burns me up like you just eat it or leave enough for an actual portion.

SPEAKER_00 31:44

Just eat it and replace it.

SPEAKER_01 31:48

That that is irritating pet peeves and you know sister I like to think that you are an excellent judge of character. Yes and I appreciate knowing your pet peeves but I'm gonna need your um judgment and your discernment oh tiff judge judge I need a judge tiff right now all right suiting myself for duty yes please judge tiff yes I have an um am I the a-hole I'd like to read to you and I would like to preface this that it is not me this time. So Judge Tiff I'm gonna read you a scenario and you can let us know if this person is guilty or not guilty. Okay. Alright so am I the a-hole for not sharing pizza with our house roommate and his side chick. My drunk roommate a 40-ish male and his side chick tried to get slices of pizza that I paid for for my sister's family and myself to eat. I had already gotten my slices but my sister and her family weren't home yet so I left it out for them to grab it and eat. I heard our roommate and his side chick walk into the kitchen and open the pizza box so I yelled that the pizza the pizza wasn't up for grabs. He didn't respond negatively but I know that left him weird and made his side chick mad. I felt of the vibe change after that. I've never had a problem sharing but it's the fact that my sister and her kids hadn't eaten yet I've always offered after my family has gotten their share and I didn't buy it for him and his side chick to eat.

SPEAKER_00 33:28

So Judge Tiff is this person an a hole first I'm totally confused about the family living dynamics.

SPEAKER_01 33:38

I knew you were gonna say that.

SPEAKER_00 33:40

I I need to understand the family dynamics. So him and his wife and kids a man and his side chick all live together.

SPEAKER_01 33:50

So it is a man his sister and her family and then the roommate which is a 40ish year old male and his side chick.

SPEAKER_00 34:02

It's not like they need a family meeting but something is going on a mess. So to answer the question no he's not an a-hole he is innocent okay innocent because if I purchase anything with my good coins that I've earned how it gets eaten is whatever I say. That's true. So he was bought it he was going to share it but he was communicating with them around you need to wait. Okay. So I I think it's fair I think he's innocent in this am I the a hole um and you need to figure out your live in situation because it sounds like it's a hot mess. And if that's how you refer to the woman yeah that's a mess.

SPEAKER_01 34:42

Alright not guilty but guilty.

SPEAKER_00 34:44

Yeah guilty for being in a bad live in situation. Figure that out figure that out okay but not guilty of being the a-hole in this case because it's your coins and you provide dinner you can provide it however you want to provide it. Excellent.

SPEAKER_01 34:57

Thank you for that judge tip you're welcome. Well that was simple but let's get complicated with the Florida with the Florida I always know what the Florida one is coming. Yes it is coming and this one hits too close to home okay and it is a doozy. I'm going to read this so you can hear it the way that I read it okay Florida here we go a Jacksonville pastor not Tampa all right I'm good now a Jacksonville pastor decided to offer drive through baptisms because people are too busy he set up a kiddie pool in the church parking lot folks pull up roll down the window get dipped and drive off one particular time oh no one forgot to put his car in park he got baptized and rolled into the bushes not got baptized and stayed in neutral the spirit took over so they was in the the church parking lot so they they did the drive through they got baptized they went and got them pub subs and then they got them uh gas all in one trip so they can so Florida we gotta be we gotta make it so convenient for people a two and got an hour to go get baptized and stand in line and go get a normal baptism like like normal people do it take that long no but I'm saying like it made for the whole ceremony for you to go it could take you know about an hour. So I guess more people came to the Lord I don't know that sounds a mess it sounds a mess I do not put anything past Jacksonville no I don't put anything past Florida what the Florida what the Florida never ceases to amaze me that's actually what's silly but good what the Florida always love it sister it has been such a fantastic episode and I always enjoy spending my time with you and I have to share um my drink for today we have a Cooper's Hop prosecco and I have a beautiful delicious Sarae mango puree combine the two and I made us a mango mimosa. I love it so this is a mango mimosa with our cere mango 100% mango juice that we got from sprack shout out to sprack cheers cheers I love a mimosa but mango is a delicious I never would have done mango flavor I like peach I like peach too mango got some and it smells good before it hits your tongue so it is so good smell swirl just drink it that's it so my sister salute today I don't know if you notice my curls being healthy hydrated lushes my sister salute today is to Baskin Latherco oh yes so for my birthday I asked I asked for practical things I don't practical birthday have just a good birthday I don't for my birthday I asked for the bundle so I asked for the shampoo the conditioner the deep conditioning mask and the daily hydrating mist and I got them all. Yes thank you Sean and it thank you Sean and it was fantastic uh I can tell you my hair was squeaky clean after the wash um and I did the conditioner too fantastic and I could have stopped there but I really wanted to dry the deep conditioning mask and I sat under the dryer with the mask on for about 15 20 minutes and then I rinsed my hair out and it was fantastic. I used um a different uh brand of um what's it called uh what what is it called uh to use leave in yeah I used a different brand of leave-in conditioner sorry y'all but then I used the hydrating mist afterwards twisted it up got my curls got my cockles um fantastic it's a great product it was reasonably priced for the whole kit yeah and it seems like it's gonna last forever because what I used was not a lot so um it seems like it's gonna last a long time for a couple of good washes I'm really excited they have a great product and shout out to baskin lather yes yes cheers cheers you know I probably spent a good three hundred dollars in product and don't have the right product so when I bought baskin lather and you said that you loved it that made me feel good I'm hopeful that I can be able to stick with them and I'll see some some good progress even for myself. Good luck well thank you to them and to the rest of our sisters to the sister who dared to the sister who cared to the sister who said yes to herself we see you and we celebrate you and we salute you cheers to you cheers to episode eighteen in the book love you sister love you sister