Yup, That's Embarrassing - #008

In this episode of In Good Faith, we're sharing some of our own embarrassing moments, laughing about the random things that shouldn't be embarrassing—but totally are—and reading a few of your write-ins that we loved. 

It's just a fun reminder that we've all been there!

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:21

Oh. You didn't say go. I said three, two, and one. Hey guys. Happy Friday.

SPEAKER_01 0:27

Welcome back to in good faith with Amber and Alyssa. That was icky. Well, today my energy is a little bit low because I'm tired.

SPEAKER_02 0:42

That's a good reason why it's low, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

Not to brag, but I've been rising and grinding.

SPEAKER_02 0:49

What did you rise and grind to this morning?

SPEAKER_01 0:51

I rose at 7, which some people are like, that's the time I get to work, honey. Well, it's not everybody's story. I woke up at 7. I was gonna go to the gym. And then my mom's like, where are you going? You have to stay and give Maverick his pill at 9:30. And so I went back inside and I'm like, you know what? I'm still gonna do a workout. I did a leg workout this morning before work. It was pretty nice. But I don't feel nice now.

SPEAKER_02 1:25

That happened to me the two days when I went to the gym at 5 a.m. I I really thought that that was gonna stick. I thought that was gonna be a habit because it's you know, I did it for two days. Other people can do it. I know. And anyways, the first day I went, I actually thought that I was getting sick later that day because I was so exhausted. And I just went home and I took a nap. And I went back the next day. So there's that. You did it for like, I thought like two weeks. I don't know. It I think it was I wanna say like we went like a week, but like within that week it was like three days. That was one of the toughest weeks of my life.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

No, but we should start going to the gym early though. I'm not going though as early as you. Don't you want to work out together? Not if it means I have to wake up at 5 30 a.m.

SPEAKER_02 2:25

Anyways. Anyways, I've been I've been doing good, you guys. Wait, that's the is that so you rose at 7. Did you grind by working out? Is that all you ground?

SPEAKER_01 2:37

Yeah. Yeah, I got my coffee. I made an ice latte coconut. Ooh. That's I told you this, but the Chobani.

SPEAKER_02 2:45

Oh, yeah. I forgot the creamer.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

I'm not usually a creamer person, but this one I saw it's a toasted coconut, and it is divine. It's really good. It's so delicious.

SPEAKER_02 2:59

I need to remember to get it.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

So I made that. And then iced or hot? Iced, which is weird. Usually in the mornings I go for hot, but I I like iced coffees to go, and I thought I was gonna be leaving, so I made it an iced coffee to go.

SPEAKER_02 3:14

That's true. I've been on my iced coffee grind as well. I wonder how many times we're gonna say grind in this episode. It's annoying. Anyways, I was grounding.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

I actually ground this morning before we I actually grounded.

SPEAKER_02 3:31

I was barefoot outside in at your house.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

No, I'm just kidding. Oh. Amber lives in a condo here in the common area.

SPEAKER_02 3:43

I'm in in the park area. I'm just outside barefoot grounding. I made iced coffee this morning. Mine was just the used iced latte with my Chobani cinnamon. Cinnamon toast. Cinnamon crunch. We've already got the country. What is that called on the podcast? Coffee cake. Cinnamon coffee cake. Delicious.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

So that's how I now that I've had the toasted coconut though, yours tastes not as good. You gotta get the toasted coconut.

SPEAKER_02 4:14

Sorry. Well, now with it becoming summer and like us, you know, being inside. I will dabble in the toasted coconut because coconut's one of my favorite flavors for coconut.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

I get coconut year-round. Me too.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

If they have it.

SPEAKER_01 4:31

That's my go-to. If they don't, vanilla or lavender.

SPEAKER_02 4:36

I don't know. I've probably said this 13 times on the podcast, but don't sleep on the latte lounge downtown. They have a really good coconut latte. If you order it half sweet, I feel like it's perfect. If you order it all the way sweet, it's like I get it all the way sweet and it's fine. Oh. Okay. Well, get it however sweet you want. Yeah. But it's really good. They have good breakfast there too.

SPEAKER_01 5:00

Yeah, they have I had that ham and cheese melt that you said.

SPEAKER_02 5:04

Yeah, like the burrito.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

Oh, you got a burrito?

SPEAKER_02 5:07

Yeah, ham egg and cheese burrito.

SPEAKER_01 5:10

Oh. Yeah. No, I got something pressed. Oh, no. It was delicious though.

SPEAKER_02 5:15

Yeah, I really thought their food was good. Any life updates besides waking up?

SPEAKER_01 5:24

Well, I have been doing like my spring cleaning. My room. It took me a minute to get into it. You know, it's an ongoing process. It's never over. I did a deep clean and then my room got messy.

SPEAKER_02 5:47

What are you laughing at? I'm trying to take a sip of water without me gulping in the microphone, and I'm bent under the table.

SPEAKER_01 5:55

But I've been I did a Sunday reset. I am trying to get rid of stuff. It's going well. I'm feeling lighter. Let me see what else I have. I don't really have much going on. I know this week was like a week where I I really didn't do anything. I forgot my ID again. I had another debacle. It wasn't a big debacle, but we had to do a career fair for our work at the high school. And they said you need your government-issued ID. Let me guess. It was in your camera bag. No, it was in my other purse in my car. My car was at home. I rode with mom. So I said, ooh, I have forgot my ID. Left him in my other pants. And we had to talk to the police. We knew the guy. Who uh never mind. We won't name any names. Yeah. But he's like, yeah, just tell him your name and birthday, and it should be good. So it was fine. You guys, leaving your idea is not that bad. Yes, you can't. You can get through a lot of things without it.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

So if you get in trouble or if you get pulled over, what happened?

SPEAKER_01 7:17

That is just dumb, Liz. I have it most of the time, but I put it in my other purse. I change purses a lot.

SPEAKER_02 7:26

Like literally every day. And you have to your camera bag is always involved somehow, too.

SPEAKER_01 7:33

My house key has been in my camera bag for about a year. And my key fob for my car has just been loose. I just hold it. I gotta get that situated. That's part of my spring cleaning now. Whenever I get home, I'm putting my keys back together. I my I will say Because I did have to climb through a window one time to get inside.

SPEAKER_02 7:55

Do you remember when we were kids? We could never get in our house. We never had house keys, and we'd have to climb through the windows, and the neighbors probably thought we were dumb.

SPEAKER_01 8:04

Yeah, I tried to do that recently at that house. You forget how old you are. They got that thing locked down now. Anyways, that's that part. Anything for you?

SPEAKER_02 8:15

Well, this week, well, let me address the elephant in the room. For audio listeners only, that's my new favorite thing to say. I okay, so I started tretinoin. I think that's how you say it. I keep calling it tretinoid. But it's just like this like skincare, or it's actually to treat like acne and stuff, but you can use it cosmetically. And so I started that. I've been using it a couple times a week, and there is a purging period that your face goes through because it like accelerates cell turnover, I believe is the right term. And so I have all of these pimples popping up, and my face feels like one giant rash. I can't move like my mouth is like burning right here. How long will that last? Uh two to six weeks.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

Really?

SPEAKER_02 9:12

Yeah. So I'm hoping I'm, you know, tearing more towards the two-week mark because my face is it's crying. But hey, you know what? I'll be glowing soon. So maybe I'll be wearing summer. I I'm just really itchy right now. Do you see all the flakes?

SPEAKER_01 9:32

Mm-mm. It looks so a little bit around. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:35

Yeah. And I'm like greeting people at the venue. I'm like, hello, welcome to Pelican. They're all like, what's wrong? Why does she have a mustache? Yeah. A milk mustache. Seriously, that's what it's giving.

SPEAKER_01 9:47

We also threw a surprise party. Yeah, kind of a surprise.

SPEAKER_02 9:53

It kind of got destroyed along the way, but yeah, it was a surprise that ended up not being a surprise at all. Yeah, we tried our best. We really, really tried. But it was for our friend, and they were turning 30. It was really cute. We'll have to drop some photos, but it was super cute. It was like right on the lake. Another friend let us use, well, a friend of that same friend let us use her yard to set it up. Ooh, what hi, my name is Amber. Yeah, that was my info observation. But uh, it was just really cute. And we watched the sunset, 8K, pizza, charcuterie. Really, really cute, delish. It was just nice, like having like girl time friends, friendship, doing cute things, you know? Yeah. That's what I want to try to do more of is cute things. That's what we were kind of talking about though that night is we were talking about a tea that one of our friends went to. And it was like this really cute tea. And I'm like, that is so cute that like older women are still doing just girly things. We're all just girls. Yeah, when you think about it, like a cute little tea. Like that is adorable. Yeah. I don't like tea though. Yes, honey. I do like it. I'm sorry. I forgot.

SPEAKER_01 11:20

I had a time on vacation.

SPEAKER_02 11:24

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 11:24

I was drinking sleepy time tea every night. Same. I think it was just chamomile. But oh wait, yeah, I think that was some lavender honey.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

I swear on vacation, I feel like the sleepy, like, because mom always brings like her whole thing of tea on every vacation. And I always either have like the chamomile or sleepy time, but that's the second vacation where like I can just like maybe it's because I'm more relaxed, but I'm like, dang, this tea is working.

SPEAKER_01 11:52

Yeah, I had my little routine.

SPEAKER_02 11:54

We still nice. And I get home and I'm like, this stuff don't work. Like, I can't get to sleep. But I am still on my magnesium. Hopefully, my Are you noticing like help? Uh I don't know, because it's supposed to help your bones. So I'm not really sure what's going on inside. But it is supposed to help. I already talked about this on the pod, but it's supposed to help like promote sleep and stuff and have like a good sleep. And I will say, like, I genuinely feel like I've I've been getting good sleeps, like from the first day.

SPEAKER_01 12:30

I have not been sleeping well. The night, the other night when I stayed at your house was the first time I slept through the night in a long time. That's the same thing. I had a good solid sleep. I don't know why. I usually sleep really good. I usually sleep like eight to nine hours a night. And I just keep waking up at like 2.35 a.m. 2.35 on the dot every night? Not every night, or not on the dot, but like that's like an average. I'm like, what in the world? I think I need a new pillow or something. But I have like five million new pillows. Order the ones that I ordered. Did you like that one? I don't know. It was like barely anything. Yeah, my neck be broke. Cory. Should I share my bones to pick? Maybe. What kind of bone do you want to pick? I'm picking on a couple here. We talked about this the other day, but that song by Dean Martin. Oh, ooh-yeah. Come on. The song You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You. I just feel like that's really offensive.

SPEAKER_00 13:39

I honestly mad.

SPEAKER_01 13:43

And maybe he was trying to do something else with the song, and I'm taking it the wrong way, but I just think that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 13:49

I mean, I do agree. I understand what he's saying.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

I understand what he was trying to do. But it's giving rude a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 14:03

It's saying you're nobody till somebody loves you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:06

I am somebody, and so is God. Who would be daddy loves me? So another bone to pick is this is so dumb. I don't have any life updates. Just just the Hayley Bieber hate.

SPEAKER_02 14:24

I don't understand it all. I don't either. I like her. I do too. I actually do. I really like her. I love she is like my style icon. I love everything.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

But everything she posts, people would will find something wrong with it. I'm like, that is so silly and dumb that you, a grown adult, are commenting on Haley Beaver's stuff. Yeah, like go off Instagram, log out. And it's crazy. It makes me really want to shut down Facebook. And then Selena Gomez can do anything.

SPEAKER_02 14:55

And yeah. No wrong there.

SPEAKER_01 14:58

She has health problems. She can do no wrong. That's crazy. I like her too. No hate. I just don't get it. I think it's dumb and annoying. Do you have any puns to pick? That you can think of. No, not on the spot.

SPEAKER_02 15:18

One thing about me, I can't think of anything on the spot.

SPEAKER_01 15:21

Me neither.

SPEAKER_02 15:22

Like literally anything. If someone Demi, like she'll ask me questions. Like, you know, whenever we're at a restaurant and she like does like the fun questions. And like, I wish I was like that to where I can just like I can't even like think of a question to ask a person. No, it's not a question. It's the fun answer.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

What do you like to do for fun? Grandma's calling me right now. Grandma who?

SPEAKER_02 15:42

Grandma Love.

SPEAKER_01 15:45

They'll ask me what I like to do for fun. Like, uh, shoot, that's a good question. I don't know. I'll let you know when I do something. I like to hang out with my family.

SPEAKER_02 15:56

Read the outside. Yeah. I yeah, she'll like ask those questions. I'm like, you gotta give me a few days. Like before you come into town, text me the questions that we're gonna talk about at dinner. Now she's calling me. It's about the juicer. She sent the link to. Should I answer? No, we're podcasting. She's gonna cause it. Yeah. Anyways, I was rambling anyway. I don't even know what I was saying. So what are we talking about today? I have a couple more things. Very unimportant, you know. You know what we say, mediocre. Kind of touching on that, like these being mediocre, it does force me to like pay more attention to the small things to romanticize my life. It really does. Like, I feel like I have to romanticize every little thing so I can draw it down and share it on the podcast. And you know, I really am not positive if anyone really likes to hear all of the life updates, but I like saying them. I like talking out my things. It almost like it kind of makes you realize that.

SPEAKER_01 17:17

Realize we are blessed. Realize, realize, realize, if you will. That is so true.

SPEAKER_02 17:27

Uh and also, I've been keeping up with my vitamins. That was my last update. I've been taking calcium, B12, magnesium at night, and where's one more? Oh, fish oil. Trying to get this hay hair shiny.

SPEAKER_01 17:44

I need something to make my hair grow. I'm trying to spy the summer, but my hair's been going for a year. It looks the same.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

Yeah, what are we talking about? I just asked you. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

Which one you had?

SPEAKER_02 18:02

I just told you. Okay, so today we're talking about kind of just a smorgasbord of things, but just funny and embarrassing things to happen. Embarrassing, like things that are embarrassing for no reason. And then we have a couple of write-ins. We've been asking and asking and asking and asking y'all to write in. And we've had a couple of beautiful souls who have written in. So we're gonna share those. Guys, everything is anonymous, it's just for grins and giggles. We don't see who writes in, I want to know the T. Let us know. Let us know. So next time that we ask you to participate, do it. Or else.

SPEAKER_01 18:54

Anyways, okay. Do you have any embarrassing things right off the bat that's happened to you?

SPEAKER_02 19:01

I actually wrote something down that I'm not gonna say.

SPEAKER_03 19:04

Because ours are they're not anonymous. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:10

I was almost gonna write it into our Google thing and act like it was somebody else. Because it's too, it's too much. And I'm not gonna show my actual most embarrassing because it certainly frauds. Fraudster alert. No, well, I'm not gonna air out my dirty laundry for content.

SPEAKER_02 19:36

Dirty laundry does have something to do with the story, probably. Okay, so this is these aren't like necessarily like embarrassing. It's just like kind of funny. So as soon as I start talking about this, you know who you are, you're gonna know what I'm saying. But okay, so I, which everyone's gonna know who I'm talking about because I'm you guys are all our friends.

SPEAKER_01 20:04

Yeah, we're all friends.

SPEAKER_02 20:05

So when I was younger, um there, okay, the Justin Bieber movie came out what was that? Like 2000 and who knows? Maybe it was like a long time ago. I was still in high school, and I got invited to the movies by my friends, and they there was this funny instance where there was like a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber, like in front of the movies. Whoops, and like you could take pictures with them, and they're like, Amber, Amber, will you take our picture? I was like, Yeah, for sure. Yeah, give me the camera, let's go. Took the photo, super cute, all smiling, love, and then they're like, Do you want one? I was like, Yeah, let's get in one, and then it was just me standing there with Justin. Like, I was just like smiling with Justin Bieber. I would have by my truly left at that point.

SPEAKER_01 21:05

I'm so sorry. I know that your friends that's insane.

SPEAKER_02 21:10

It was so funny, and like I mean, bless them.

SPEAKER_01 21:14

So funny. You went home and probably cried.

SPEAKER_02 21:16

No, but like they they didn't think of anything of it. I honestly I really didn't think anything of it at the time. And then, like, reminiscing back and like looking at photos that were posted, then I'm like, wait, what the heck? Like, I didn't realize it at the time, and that's so embarrassing for me. I feel so bad for younger me. But it is I do, and I will be sharing it in the dumb because it is so funny, but it's just like me cheesing it up with Justin Bieber by myself. It's like that was like something in hindsight that was embarrassing and funny. Like we all we all laugh about it to this day. It's like our go to like party story. We always joke about it, but it Was that was that was kind of embarrassing. You know what else is embarrassing? Is the pimple I popped on my forehead.

SPEAKER_00 22:08

Yuck.

SPEAKER_01 22:09

Yeah. I only have one other than the one I'm not sharing that I can think of. And it was in high school. I was in chemistry, and we're doing our labs, and my little crush was in front of us. And it was me and my partner, and then in front, it was this guy, and then this guy that I had a crush on. Anyways, he was turned around talking to us. And next thing I know, I was on the ground. I was sitting on a stool. And I guess this stool somewhere along the way lost a piece. And I tried to scoot my stool in, and then I was on the ground, and everyone was looking at me. Embarrassing, actually.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

It's like, yeah, that's embarrassing. Like when it's you on the ground, it's like an out-of-body experience.

SPEAKER_01 23:07

Like, no way I just fell in school.

SPEAKER_02 23:11

Because it's like every day at school is the exact same. And it's like, wait, I'm on the ground.

SPEAKER_01 23:16

I didn't even have time to register. I was just on the gap.

SPEAKER_02 23:19

It's so funny. You remember that time when we had like all those weird inside jokes with Leah?

SPEAKER_01 23:26

Yeah. Leah. Leah, if you're listening, I don't think you do, but she was messy with that.

SPEAKER_02 23:34

It was so funny because like she would like. I'm not even gonna get into the what like the inside joke was because it's the inside joke, it's doesn't make sense.

SPEAKER_01 23:43

It was just just just say it for the sake of the story. You don't have to explain it. I just for how embarrassing it was.

SPEAKER_02 23:49

Yeah. So I was sitting in Mr. Harbin's class, and like before the class got started, like the bell rang. He's like, All right, class, before we get started, I have a message from or for Amber. And he said, I'm gonna get it wrong. Have you seen Oh, he was like, Have you seen a cockroach wearing purple pants? And I'm just like, I know exactly where it came from. Yeah, I knew the source, I knew it was Leah sending a message because we had like a dumb joke, and then all my peers were just like I'm like, they don't know my home life like that. But that was embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

But it was she did that to me in my fifth period French class with something. She's always scheming, yeah. Anyways, that was ours.

SPEAKER_02 24:40

Wait, there was something else that happened. Oh, you need to tell your stapler story.

SPEAKER_01 24:46

That junk is funny. It wasn't even embarrassing, it was just funny. Like, what the freak. I was in fifth period in high school, and it was this science class. It was honestly, I don't know why I was in there. It was like, what do you call that? Intensive. I'm outing myself.

SPEAKER_03 25:04

I don't know why.

SPEAKER_01 25:06

Why did you have to include that detail? Because the kids in there were like rowdy and you know, you know how the intensive classes are.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

You're in it, bro.

SPEAKER_01 25:19

I was in intensive math, so anyways, I was sitting in school, I don't know, doing my work, but I had my mouth a little bit a gate. And then all of a sudden, like a staple landed in my like bottom lip. Just out of the clear blue out of the blue. Some kid was throwing staples, and I'm like, what the freak? That's I don't know. No one saw it, but I'm like, why have a staple in my mouth?

SPEAKER_02 26:01

What about why am I only remembering yours? Why can't I think of any of mine? But was it you that was drooling?

SPEAKER_01 26:11

That might have been in middle school, but we were taking like the FCAT or something. Some standardized test. And I fell asleep after I got done. They had that temperature right. You know how they try to keep it cool. It must have been a little warm in there or something. Because I was I've never slept like that in school. I didn't know that I was at school still.

SPEAKER_02 26:37

You're trying to sleep like that now.

SPEAKER_01 26:39

Yeah. And then I woke up and I had a hoodie on. It was that little Abercrombie and fidget.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

Yeah, that was mine.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

And I woke up, I had my head down on my arms, but before I like raised my head, I opened my eyes, and there was a like a puddle of drool, a big size of a pancake. You don't even sleep with your mouth open. Well, I had my head down. And I quickly just like with my hoodie, wiped it as I got up. It's like, yo.

SPEAKER_02 27:20

Where am I? Mama was for breakfast.

SPEAKER_01 27:25

In a different realm. Yeah, but I could never relate to the kids that could sleep at school. Yeah. I never like I could doze off, but that was I was fully asleep.

SPEAKER_02 27:36

That did happen to me a couple times where I like fully went to sleep. And it was always after a test like that. Because I would never be one to just like fall asleep in class. But after a test like that, like I would fall asleep. I never drooled like that, but well, I never have again.

SPEAKER_01 27:53

I was first and last.

SPEAKER_02 27:55

I can't say that one. Something that happened. Why do you write it down then? Because I was like feeling ambitious. I was like, I'm gonna share this. It's funny. Yeah, coming in here, no, not sharing that. One thing that is so funny that happened to me, these aren't embarrassing. Mine aren't embarrassing, they're just like random functioning things. So I before I started my job, I was looking for like no, actually it was after I started my job. I was looking for black dress pants to wear to work. And I found some on J. Crew for a good price. And I ordered them, and they I ordered them in a size my size 24. And I thought it was like them measuring the waist or whatever, 24. And I got them in the mail, and sizing started at zero. I was like, why is this package so heavy? Like it was like very heavy. And I opened up the pants and like I actually I didn't know what to think. I'm like, someone's pranking me. It's like, what's going on?

SPEAKER_01 29:09

It was a size You emailed them saying that they sent you their own.

SPEAKER_02 29:13

Yes. I went as far as emailing J. Crew and like complaining. I'm like, you guys sent me the wrong size. Like, what is this? Like, this is crazy. I sent pictures. And then I like went back on their website. And it took me a couple times to like realize what happened because like I still it was not clocking. But I opened the pants and they were a size 24.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

Like, I mean, no shame there, but like they were it's not your size, it's not my size to work.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

I was not able to wear them to work at all.

SPEAKER_01 29:45

24 being like you should have gotten a size zero. Yeah. And I it wasn't that type of sizing where it's like no, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02 29:55

That was like, I don't know why, but I just thought that that was so funny after I realized what happened. I'm like, we both yeah, I have we have a whole photo shoot of us both. Like me and Alyssa could both fit in one pant leg, but I just thought that was so funny. Okay. Anything else? Can I I I can't think of anything. I feel like I need to like go through my camera roll. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 30:22

I don't really put myself out there enough to get embarrassed.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

Yeah, I'm yeah, seriously.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

It's kind of my thing.

SPEAKER_02 30:30

I'm wondering, like, I feel like I have some nuggets back in high school where I got embarrassed, but again, the memory. Any any supplements you guys can recommend that help with memory, let me know. Should I share the couple that we were given?

SPEAKER_01 30:50

Oh, yeah. Go ahead and share those. We only had got two, but someone said when I was in high school, I would randomly pass out. We didn't know why then. Now we know it was just anxiety. I had to wear a heart monitor for around for a few days and then get wheelchaired out of class.

SPEAKER_02 31:09

It's the wheelchair. Oh, that's so if I had to be wheelchaired in front of my peers. Exactly. Oh my god. That is embarrassing. But you know what? It's okay. Okay. This one says, I was on a Zoom work meeting with a customer. I was sharing my screen to show a presentation. It needed to stop sharing so I could go into our company's software to look something up. And I said, I'm going to stop sharing my screen for a second so I can look up something in our system. Don't want you, don't want to, whoa, don't want you to have to see my rear end, but I meant back end of our system.

SPEAKER_01 31:49

It's like, girl, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 31:54

She's clearly not dressed for work. What is it? Business on the top, pajamas on the bottom.

SPEAKER_01 32:03

I thought that that was a saying. I actually don't know if that was a girl, but I assume.

SPEAKER_02 32:08

I don't know. That is embarrassing. Anything said like that, like anything said out of script or just like random to a customer or client is so embarrassing. Like, I don't know. I hate it. Okay. I can't really find anything else embarrassing, just like based on my camera role.

SPEAKER_01 32:28

We're also gonna do things that are embarrassing for no reason. Yes. So we can get into some of those. We can.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

We're just gonna kind of like talk through these and yeah. Okay. My first one is speaking another language. Oh that's so good. Yeah. Like whenever it's oh it's so embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

Whenever we were in Greece, I didn't utter I knew some of the words, but I I didn't have the confidence to say it. I got back on the plane. I'm like, Kalimara! Yes! Yes! Yeah, and then yeah, in public, I'd be like, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 33:13

Yeah, like thank you, Kalimara.

SPEAKER_01 33:15

Because they all know English over there where we went, so whenever I went to Italy and we had to say grazi. Like I simply couldn't because that's like me playing pretend. Exactly. It just feels fake and it feels and I know that it's respectful and I want to do it.

SPEAKER_02 33:35

It always feels disrespectful the way I talk.

SPEAKER_01 33:38

Grazie. Yeah. Gracias. De nada. When I went to Nicaragua, I I think oh, I did say some Spanish words, but I said it wrong. Isn't there a funny story in there with the kids? Yeah, I was passing out markers to the kids at the church, and they kept asking for more, and I said, no, uno mas thinking I was saying only one, but I kept saying one more. That's funny. And then I would be like, no, Uno Moss. No, one more. Like, yeah, I'm trying. Okay, do you have one? Putting the the change back in your wallet at the counter. I always fumble around when I do that. And then like I just crumple up the receipt and just stuff it somewhere because I'm trying to hurry. And I hate that.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

I I used to be that way. A pet peeve of mine. Let me pick this bone while I'm at it, is when they used to wow, they don't even do this anymore because no one pays in cash or no one being me. But they would put the dollar down first and then the coins on top. Yeah. I didn't like that. What would you rather them do? I want them to put the coins in my hand first and then hand me the dollar.

SPEAKER_01 35:01

See, if they do the dollar in the coins, I just crumple, fold it in my hand and stick everything in it.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

I want the coins in my hand first, and then just like hand me the dollar like separately, or like in my other hand, or even in the same hand. I just it takes too long to do like they don't have time to babysit you. I know, but I would I'm picking that bone. But I also have learned to you know what? The person behind me can wait an additional one second for me to put this in my purse nicely. And I had to teach myself that.

SPEAKER_01 35:36

I've been trying to do that more, but I'm like, all right.

SPEAKER_02 35:41

See ya. My next one is this is kind of crazy and a little vulgar, but being naked in the operating room. You've never experienced that though. No, that's one of my biggest fears.

unknown 35:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:55

That is so embarrassing. Incredibly embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 36:00

Whenever I woke up from my surgery, I'd like was pretty much naked. And I'm like, bro, what did they do?

SPEAKER_02 36:09

Yeah. It's like, what? They saw me. That is crazy. I think it's so embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 36:15

Yeah. I felt weird. Correcting a wrong order. Like if somebody gets my order wrong. Oh. It's not necessarily embarrassing, but I feel like the biggest jerk alive. Yeah. And so I normally don't. Something happened recently. They got like everything wrong. Oh, we went to sushi and I ordered the specific sushi bowl or poke bowl. And they what they gave me was completely wrong. And I was like, oh, this is not right. And then the girls at the table are like, take it back and tell them. No. No, heavens no. All stuff is down. It already took too long to get it, though. Also, if it was like a quick thing, but also they made it to order. And they can't just like reuse that stuff. That's so annoying. I like all the stuff in it, so I'll just eat it. But it is 100% wild. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

If it's like a if it's something I don't mind eating, I'm gonna eat it. Like nine times out of ten, I'm gonna eat it. I'm not sending it back. I'm not causing a scene. I'm not gonna have them like be annoyed with me under any circumstance. No, I'm gonna be like a thing plus coffee back either.

SPEAKER_01 37:29

Oh, I did. Oh yeah, you're Starbucks.

SPEAKER_02 37:33

Okay. My next one is walking out of a store without buying anything.

SPEAKER_01 37:40

It's not embarrassing, but I feel like they think I'm stealing. I look like a thief. I have like a scarlet letter. In here.

SPEAKER_02 37:47

T for thief written on my forehead. Like, it's like, okay, so you just came in here to dilly-dally. Scout what you're gonna steal. Exactly. Who are you working with in here? You just feel dumb. Yeah. And poor.

SPEAKER_01 38:03

Yeah. Whenever I I was in Vero a couple weeks ago. Cause I don't know. Anyways, I was going to the beach, but I didn't have a bathing suit, so I had to go find a bathing suit. And I walked into this store and it was like these rich old ladies. And I walked and like I looked at some of the prices and walked out.

SPEAKER_02 38:29

Have a good one. That's crazy embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 38:35

Trying to parallel park in a busy area.

SPEAKER_02 38:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:41

That is so embarrassing. Remember, I tried to park parallel park in downtown Tampa? I think I was probably blacked out. Like I can't even. We were with Demi. I can't remember. I think she had to get out and help me. Or I don't think she did it for me. We did get it, but usually if I'm by myself, I'll just leave. And that's even more embarrassing because they know that you didn't know how to do it and you just have to leave.

SPEAKER_02 39:09

Nothing more embarrassing. Like I get more, like whenever someone else is doing it, like that's why I said I was probably blacked out. Like I get so nervous. Like whenever someone else is like doing something and like it's not working, and like there's people waiting. I'm just like a nervous wreck. Yeah. There was a time, there's been multiple times where I'm not able to parallel park. So I've really just learned to drive on past and find a parking lot. Walk two miles to our destination. Exactly. But there was a time where I was feeling ambitious, and I was going downtown Winterhaven to dinner with Katie. And I was like trying to parallel park so bad. And like it wasn't working for me. Like at all.

SPEAKER_01 39:58

I don't, I've never been taught.

SPEAKER_02 40:01

Should we taught me one night? Katie's tried to teach me, but it's not like I know that, like I know the movement, but it's like when it comes down to it and you're in the moment and the heat of it all. No, I can't do it. I can't work under that kind of pressure. And there's freaks in the back honking. Well, there wasn't that night, but like I can't do that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:21

So I refuse successfully. I was proud of myself when I went to West Palm. I parallel parked because I had to go to drift coffee, of course. And there were people coming, and I took my time and I went forward and I backed in and like fixed it a couple times. But there was like multiple lanes so people could go around me if need be. And I did it. That's good.

SPEAKER_02 40:52

I'm very proud of you. Thank you. Um, is it my turn? Okay, passing people when walking or jogging or running or whatever, who is going like a similar speed to you? Like, so you're just like trying to like say like whenever we're running off the lake, like you're you're going around like you're trying to pass, but they're like kind of going the same speed. You have to go fast. Okay, like I guess we'll just have to push it right now. And you're like in turbo mode, trying to get past them. But that is embarrassing to me. Same thing with a car. I had this happen like two days ago. Mom was driving, but she was driving in the fast lane. We were passing this car, but it was like we were going the same speed. Like, yo, this is so awkward. Like, who someone's gotta make a move here? I don't know what to do. I didn't like the feeling, and I feel like that's awkward. This just turned into like awkward things, not even embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 41:57

Asking for the price of something and not buying it. That, yeah, that goes hand in hand. Oh, oh, so you're broke.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:04

Yes, ma'am, I am. Thank you for asking.

SPEAKER_02 42:08

No, that goes hand in hand with like the walking out of a store without anything. Like whenever I ask the price, oh my gosh, that's embarrassing. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 42:18

Or I get self-conscious whenever I'll be like checking the the size or the price, and I'll look at the tag and then like I'll put the item back. Like they thought I just couldn't afford that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:35

Whatever, I can't. You don't know my story. Exactly. I'm trying to be frugal this year, guys. Running after tennis balls or a ping pong ball. Really the ping pong balls.

SPEAKER_01 42:51

It all happens so fast. Girls shouldn't chase after ping pong balls.

SPEAKER_02 42:57

Make that a t-shirt. Yeah, it's like whenever you're playing ping pong and like you're just like like scrambling trying to get the ball, and like it goes under the table, then hits the wall, then like moves all these places and like a classic one, I feel. Yeah, you're just like bending over under the table, crawling, trying to find a piece of it. It's disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 43:22

Reading something someone has written for you in front of them. That's but kind of the opposite for me, also. Like the other night when Leah was reading the letters. I was like, girl, don't do that in front of me. I don't want I don't want to see your reaction to what I wrote.

SPEAKER_02 43:43

Yeah, I feel weird. I feel intrusive. Like I feel like I shouldn't be seeing it or something. Like I'd I'm in like I'm embarrassed for myself. I don't know, I can't really explain it, but I'm just like, no, no, no, read it when you get home. Like any Time I give someone like a no or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 44:02

Do the crap in front of me.

SPEAKER_02 44:03

Yeah. You don't have to read it now. And like whenever someone tries to read it out loud.

SPEAKER_01 44:08

Oh my god. I'll leave the room.

SPEAKER_02 44:10

Yeah. I 100% will leave the room. Disrespectful. Opening presents in front of people.

SPEAKER_01 44:17

Yeah. I get that. Yeah. I haven't had to do it in front of a lot of people though.

SPEAKER_02 44:23

Yeah. I feel like we have not like experienced like bridal shower or like baby shower, obviously, but like things like that.

SPEAKER_01 44:30

Iesh. Feel sorry for the people that have to like sit in a chair in front of everybody and open gifts.

SPEAKER_02 44:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:39

And you have to react to each one because you want to do that.

SPEAKER_02 44:44

I have enough pressure like sitting in the chair next to them, like writing the list of things they have. Like I'm like you have all that pressure of eyes, not the eyes are like on me, but it's like you're in front of everybody and you have to react to each thing as well. So I can only imagine being in the position of the person opening the gifts.

SPEAKER_01 45:04

Yeah. And it's like, of course, you're grateful, but like I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 45:10

It's just embarrassing. Yeah. Because it's like you're not guaranteed to like everything. Like that sounds kind of mean, but like you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 45:24

Say it again. Never mind. Your turn.

SPEAKER_01 45:31

Trying on clothes in the fitting room and not liking any of them.

SPEAKER_02 45:35

Yeah. I hate that.

SPEAKER_01 45:37

I feel rude. Like I'm calling their clothes ugly. No, no, no, no, no. Because sometimes we'll ask, like, oh, did anything work out? Like, no. No, you guys have terrible taste.

SPEAKER_02 45:51

No, they're all ugly, actually. This one's funny. It says when someone walks in on you singing, so you change to a silly voice. That's so embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 46:06

Even more embarrassing? This isn't even embarrassing for no reason. If you're singing with the radio, like you and your friend, you're singing, and then they change the song or like turn it down. Yeah. What did you just do that for? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:20

Were you trying to sabotage me? Were you trying to catch me in the act? What are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 46:24

Fake friend.

SPEAKER_02 46:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:25

I'll tell them I'm about to change.

SPEAKER_02 46:28

I'll like make a slow movement.

SPEAKER_01 46:29

Like, you know. Because I'm not trying to make anybody embarrassed because that's embarrassing. That is so embarrassing.

SPEAKER_02 46:36

But it's like I Why is it so like I I don't know. I guess it's because I'm not a singer. So all the singers probably want them to turn it down. Yeah, it's like I get so embarrassed whenever you're trying to be like all serious and stuff. Or dancing in a room. That's embarrassing. What do you mean? Like you've never like danced in the mirror. You've never danced in your room. Yeah. Oh, I was gonna say, wow. And someone walking in. Yeah. And like someone walking in.

SPEAKER_01 47:11

Or I feel luckily you do live alone. So if someone did do that, you'd have bigger issues. I'd call the police.

SPEAKER_02 47:19

Also, working out, like if you were like doing a home workout, doors are locked.

SPEAKER_01 47:26

Yeah, this morning. I'm like, Jesus, please don't let where did you do the workout? In the garage. And I was doing like jump squats and stuff. Like, I was actually like, Lord, please let no one come in here. Oh my gosh, that's crazy. It's like I'm just working out. There's nothing embarrassing. Exactly. But it's like me trying to like grind in the morning.

SPEAKER_02 47:51

It's like, I'm just a baby. It's like to your parents, it's like that's I don't know. It's just embarrassing. Do you have any more?

SPEAKER_00 48:01

This says exiting from the middle row. Wait.

SPEAKER_01 48:09

Hold on. I read that really wrong. Exiting from the middle of a row anywhere. Or entering, and you have to like get in the middle of the row. That's terrible.

SPEAKER_02 48:22

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. And then you're just like in close quarters with everybody, and I don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 48:29

On our way back from Europe, when you were in I was in the middle, you were in the window seat, and we had a girl that we didn't know in the aisle seat. And we had to use the bathroom. How many times?

SPEAKER_02 48:43

I didn't even have to use it that many times on the way back. Yes, you did.

SPEAKER_01 48:48

No, I didn't. Mm-hmm. Like three times. Really? I thought at one point she was sleeping with headphones in, and I was getting so nervous. Excuse me. She was nice enough, but since she was happy.

SPEAKER_02 49:05

Gotta tingle. I don't remember going to the bathroom that many times. I thought I I thought that I did well on the way back.

SPEAKER_01 49:11

That fight that everyone had tuberculosis. Coughing.

SPEAKER_02 49:16

Um also whenever we uh where was it? I think it was like the it was maybe one Jonas Brothers concert. I don't know. Maybe it was the Maverick City music whenever we were way up there. We were up there for both of those. Yeah, so I couldn't I couldn't tell which one it was, but I think it was the Jonas Brothers, the recent one. It was so steep. It was so steep. And then like if you make one wrong movement, you're tumbling.

SPEAKER_01 49:45

Oh, at the Maverick City music concert, someone did tumble on me. I'm like, bro, what in the world? I mean, I guess go off praising, but what are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 49:56

Oh, he wasn't even trying to go to the bathroom or anything. He wasn't trying to leave.

SPEAKER_01 49:59

He was just no, like someone like tumbled, they didn't fall completely on me, but like they're like, you have to be careful because then we got COVID after that.

SPEAKER_02 50:07

Yeah, we did. Anyways. Okay, this is my last one is walking back after your turn in bowling, of course.

unknown 50:19

Gosh.

SPEAKER_01 50:20

That one's just like a classic. It's a classic, but for a reason, because I've always felt that way before that was like an online thing.

SPEAKER_02 50:26

It's like you don't know whether to celebrate, whether to act nonchalant. Like, what are you supposed to do?

SPEAKER_01 50:32

I usually just don't make eye contact and sit down at my seat.

SPEAKER_02 50:35

Yeah, and then like it's like you have like a silent walk back, and then you're just like back to normal once you sit down. Cause like I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 50:44

It's just one of those things. Yeah. It's heinous. Walking the wrong way and having to turn back. That's embarrassing. And I just have to act like I forgot something.

SPEAKER_02 50:59

Oh, okay, yeah. I was gonna say, I do that all the time, but I just forget stuff. But yeah, if you're just like walking like the wrong way, that is embarrassing. You're just like, okay, yeah. Oh, sorry, forgot this. I'll be right back. Anyways, I think that's all we have for you. Hope you enjoyed that episode. It was just kind of a fun one. Kind of going through some stuff. But yeah, hope you liked it. Catch us next Friday. We'll be back soon. Don't forget to like.

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