MR BEAST WAS BEHIND BARBIE DREAM FEST | Flopcast ep.11

This week on Flopcast (Working Title), we dive into our review of Forbidden Fruits (which left us confused, entertained, and wondering where the yuri was), and why some influencers just cannot be taken seriously on screen. 

We get into the current state of the internet; specifically why men are spiraling over being even slightly objectified, how certain corners of TikTok are becoming genuinely scary, and the latest flop events (the most embarrassing Barbie-themed disaster we’ve ever seen)

We touch on why LA party culture feels deeply cursed and antisocial, the death of mingling and why everyone is afraid to be cringe, age gap relationships, and TikTok rabbit holes we’ve fallen into. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

We're here. We're back. I'm literally having the worst. Yeah. You guys just I'm just gonna like go into this episode, like letting you guys know that I am on the verge of tears and like I might I could break at any second. And like I don't want to self-diagnose, but I think I love self-diagnosing. Yeah, it's like I don't want to self-diagnose, but I really think I might have like a touch of bipolar.

SPEAKER_00 0:22

Period.

SPEAKER_02 0:23

And I've been thinking about this for a minute because I really do go through waves. Like last week I was, I think I was texting you, like, I want to run for mayor. Yeah. And like I was having like, I'm not even kidding. I was having like reckless sex. Yeah. And I'm just like, I had all these like grandiose ideas, and then literally the day before yesterday, I woke up and I was like, I actually need a gun. Right. Scratch everything I just said. Yeah. I want to end it all.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

And I like yesterday, I was bedridden all day. I think all I did was like flick my bean twice, eat goodles, and listen to the Phantom of the Soundtrack. Like Hello? The Phantom of the Opera soundtrack. And like that was it.

SPEAKER_00 0:55

It's like a like that's like a randomizer. I know. It's like you put a bunch of like shit into a randomizer. I said, Goodles.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

Randomizer sounds like a Belessa toy.

unknown 1:04

True.

SPEAKER_02 1:04

The randomizer.

SPEAKER_00 1:05

Yeah, they reached out to me and I was like, you guys are not paying me enough. Like, I don't think you understand my brand as like a as a prude. Like you genuinely are not going, like, oh my god, the amount that they were also if you guys want to work with me, like whatever, but we just need to up that price. Because genuinely they offered, they've been like reaching out pennies.

SPEAKER_02 1:22

Oh yeah, no, I've done deals with them before. Honestly, like, love you guys down and like please continue to work with me. You don't understand, like, kind of like offensive.

SPEAKER_00 1:28

Yeah, it's like I'm such a prude, like, I'm basically one of the Mormon wives. Like, if you're not like paying me down, yeah, that's not happening.

SPEAKER_02 1:36

Oh no, I think they literally again offered me like peanuts and a paper clip, and I was like, sure. Yeah. I'm like showing like a vibrator on camera like on my YouTube. I'm like, and then I'm like, wait, why doesn't skims like want to work with me? Actually, they have.

unknown 1:48

Oh, right.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

So I'm like the duality of woman.

SPEAKER_00 1:51

And exactly. And I've been saying, like, you might have seasonal bipolar. I have seasonal BPD, where I only have borderline personality disorder with my friend Anya.

SPEAKER_02 2:02

Like around certain people. It comes.

SPEAKER_00 2:04

Only around one person, it's my friend Anya, and she'll literally like look at me the wrong way. I go, why are you looking at me like that? And we get into fights.

SPEAKER_02 2:11

But anywho, welcome back to Flocast working title. I'm gonna try not to cry.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

And I have Cheeto Dust on my fingers, so honestly, like at this point, I was like, I'm gonna lick it off.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

It's whatever.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

Period.

SPEAKER_02 2:23

But on the honestly, like I do have a lot of topics today, surprisingly. Like I was going through my notes app and I was like, holy shit, I have things to discuss.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

Same. Three days ago, I had like nothing.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

Nothing. I was like, I was grasping at straws. And then like last night at two in the morning, I was firing off in my notes app.

SPEAKER_00 2:40

I feel like the microphone is never this um centered to me. It's always like right here. And so I really feel like a host.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

I know it's like so professional.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:49

Have you seen this uh the Simple Life clip when it's like Paris and Nicole and they're like making fun of that woman and she they go, What's professional? She couldn't say professional, she's going, it's very professional. Um, wait, actually, let's start it off. Last night we went to see Forbidden Fruit. What was your okay, wait, what was your takeaway? Because like I liked it and I feel like no one else didn't.

SPEAKER_00 3:11

I've been thinking about it. So while watching it, I was like, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Yeah. Also, for the audience, Forbidden Fruits is this new movie with Lily Reinhart, um, Lola Tong, Emma Chamberlain, Victoria Padrati, Cruisha. Big time. I was watching. Melissa Lou, if you see this though, like you're on top. Like, don't worry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you ranked number one. Anywho, but basically, is this movie who who's the girl who plays Fig?

SPEAKER_02 3:42

Uh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 3:43

I'm gonna look it up. I'm gonna look it up. Um, but basically, it's about these girls who all work at like this um free people dupe, free Eden, which is really awesome because my friend Eden in my head is like free people encapsulated into a person, and I'm like, oh my god, and it's her name too. But anyway, so that's just like a personal anecdote. Um Alexandra Ship. Okay, she plays fake. Um but anyway, basically they all work at this free Eden, which is literally free people. Um, and they're basically like in this cult of like girls who all work there, which I honestly kind of really found lovely and I wanted to join. But also it was a little stressful.

SPEAKER_02 4:24

It was definitely like a little stressful. I also think I because here's my thing too, like trying to make a movie these days that is like almost it was very like scream queens adjacent. Totally. Kind of like the same like mean girls vibe. It was like this like comedy horror drama.

SPEAKER_00 4:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:42

Um, but I think they like did a really good job at making it funny because I feel like that's so hard to like do these days. And it was so ridiculous and like satirical that I was like genuinely laughing at the theater. I'm like, this is so bad that it's good.

SPEAKER_00 4:53

Exactly. Like it was kind of cringedastic, yeah. In a way, like the trailer was the best part of the movie. Like before I went to see, like before I saw it, the trailer was like amazing. And then the movie itself, you're like, oh I was like, what the fuck does it mean?

SPEAKER_02 5:09

Yeah, I was also like at the end too. I was like still not entirely sure like what the point was or like what like the overarching theme was. But I was like, okay, I enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_00 5:17

I would like for the little moments. 100% every once in a while, like babe baby sequence, you know, it's like I liked that.

SPEAKER_02 5:25

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all like like Molly said, they're all like witches, and they'll do kind of like these hexes on people. And like there's one scene where they're passing around a boot and they have to like take a sip from it. Like they made like this potion type of thing. Yeah. And they're all passing it around, like saying a chant, and they're literally going like thigh gang Instagram posts. Yeah, saying all these buttons.

SPEAKER_00 5:45

Yeah, literally. Which honestly, I enjoyed. It was so good. Yeah, and Lily Reinhardt is just like the category is body. Oh wow, she looked fantastic.

SPEAKER_02 5:57

Hottest bitch out. Like, wow. It's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_00 6:01

But one thing I will say, there was no lesbianism in that movie. Okay. We're missing the main point of this movie.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

Okay, so towards the end, like, spoiler alert, um the main character that Lily Reinhardt plays, her name is Apple. She ends up kissing Victoria Padretti, who was Cherry. Um, and Cherry kind of was like, what the fuck? Like, what was that all about? And she's like, wait, wait, wait. I think the whole time the movie was like implying that Apple like hates men, and I think she's and then at the end, like I don't know if you caught it, but like the final shot, it's on the free Eden sign, and it looked like the colors of like the lesbian flag. Oh my god, wait, how did I not catch that? Because I almost was like, wait, what? Because it was like kind of like pink into orange. Whoa, pink. I know. But then again, I'm like, why didn't we talk about it? Like, yeah, what was the plot?

SPEAKER_00 6:48

Where was the Yuri Pumpkin? Like Lola Tongue also, I really enjoy Lola Tung, but I think she kind of really only plays one character, which is Belly from The Summer I Turn Pretty, where she's kind of like the colour.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

And it's always like the the smirk like this.

SPEAKER_00 7:04

Yeah, exactly. Like she's always kind of like cute girl next door, and it's like I know.

SPEAKER_02 7:10

Like, give us the ring. Give her apples position.

SPEAKER_00 7:13

Yeah, literally, that would have been awesome.

SPEAKER_02 7:14

But like it was cute. I think if you're gonna see it, smoke a joint, go with your besties, and just giggle. Yeah, like that's really all it has to offer.

SPEAKER_00 7:23

Exactly. And we saw it in a mall, and like that was kind of fun because it was like 4D experience.

SPEAKER_02 7:28

Yeah, exactly. Like the movie, the whole thing is like they work retail, it all takes place in a mall. It was, it was very much like immersive.

SPEAKER_00 7:35

Yeah, but honestly, if I would have done it differently, I would have put wine in a water bottle.

SPEAKER_02 7:40

Oh my god, 100%. We should have gotten like a little buzz.

SPEAKER_00 7:43

Yeah, like that would have been the way to see it because it was funny, but there were some parts where you're just like, this is so stupid, it's crazy. I know.

SPEAKER_02 7:53

I know. Also, I feel like the whole selling point for me was everyone kept calling it the Emma Chamberlain movie.

SPEAKER_00 7:59

Funny. I know. I didn't even realize she was in it. Oh, wait, really?

SPEAKER_02 8:03

Yeah, get comfy. Get comfy. We're gonna be here for a minute. Oh my god. Um, yeah, like I going into it, I thought she was gonna have like a bigger part, but I'm honestly glad that she didn't. I feel like her part was just perfect. She was in, she was out. Yeah. It wasn't too distracting.

SPEAKER_00 8:17

And honestly, it was like, it's not one of those things where it's like, oh, influencer in a show. It was like, no, she like did a pretty good job. Like it wasn't the biggest part, but it was an important part. Like, that's the perfect dose. Exactly. That's the perfect way to do an influencer in a movie.

SPEAKER_02 8:30

Dude, and speaking of influencers and movies, I just saw a clip this morning. You know Martin and Hamza.

SPEAKER_00 8:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:36

I'm sure the girls who are watching like know Martin and Hamza, slushy noobs, they're fucking hilarious. Um, but I saw a clip this morning, like they were on their podcast talking about like Hamza, I guess is like an actor or he'll like audition for roles or something. Um, and which first of all is so funny too, because it's kind of the same thing, like influencer in a movie. I could I don't think I could like take him seriously at all. Unless he was giving like a Leonardo DiCaprio level performance. Yeah. I would just the whole time in the back of my mind be like, that's Hamza.

SPEAKER_00 9:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:04

You know? Um, but he was saying he auditioned for this role, and it was supposed to be with like um Dylan O'Brien.

SPEAKER_03 9:11

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 9:12

And apparently it was almost like he had gotten accepted or like made it to like the last level, and Hudson Williams ended up snagging it from him. So he has beef with Hudson Williams. Oh, I've heard about this movie. Yes, yes. They're doing it's like a what's it called? It's called Apparatus, I think.

SPEAKER_00 9:28

Yeah, it's yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

And it's like a dark comedy thriller type of horror. Which I'm excited to watch the two of them.

SPEAKER_00 9:34

Oh, I know. That's crazy. Sorry, Hamza.

SPEAKER_02 9:37

Yeah, sorry, Hamza. Should have gotten it now. Like But again, I'm just like, I can't imagine it. I can't imagine like watching Hamza on something serious and like taking them seriously at all. You know?

SPEAKER_00 9:48

Yeah, and that is like that is just something I know they've been trying to cast influencers lately because every once in a while someone will reach out to me. They never cast me. Because they're like, oh wait, this bitch is actually just crazy. Like, she's not performing a character online. Like this is just her. This is just her, like this bitch crazy.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

Right.

SPEAKER_00 10:05

And it's like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:06

Through and through. Yeah, like I could never, dude, I could never act for like a multitude of reasons. Yeah. But the number one being like, holy shit, I can't imagine if I have a scene that's like, give it your all, you're having like a mental breakdown, scream crying on the floor, Jacob Alordi and Euphoria crash out. Oh my god, imagine like I'd be so embarrassed, I'd be laughing about it. I'd be like, right, is this crazy? I'd be like, wait, like, guys, redo that. Like, I just I couldn't. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_00 10:32

And you get my good side.

SPEAKER_02 10:34

Oh my god, I literally couldn't.

SPEAKER_00 10:36

No. Oh, well, we could talk about the euphoria trailer. Speaking of. Rosalia's in it. She looks a different race. Again, you're not Latina.

SPEAKER_02 10:45

You're Spanish. Stop. Wait, I didn't even know. They're just collecting everyone. They're like, I know. Trisha, come in, thank God. Thank God. Vinny Hacker, come in. Rosalia, come in. Like, who else? Okay. Paige and Molly, come in. Catch us on Euphoria. This Sunday. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:03

She has like a neck brace and it's like bedazzled. And it's and a tan four shades too dark.

SPEAKER_02 11:09

I did. Okay, never mind. I did see this. I did see this. It's like at what point? Also, I watched, I watched the trailer this morning and I'm like, we have lost the plot entirely. It completely. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. I'm like, what? This isn't even the same show. No. Like, this could have been a standalone movie. Whatever. This should have been a movie, actually. Yeah. Also, I'm like, y'all aren't gonna get renewed for season four. Just you all, you guys better wrap up.

SPEAKER_00 11:32

Oh, well, it's it's wrapped up. It's just season three, that's it.

SPEAKER_02 11:36

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 11:36

Yeah, they're like done after.

SPEAKER_00 11:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:39

Thank done. Thank God. And I can't stress that enough. Thank you. Thank God.

SPEAKER_00 11:43

Oh my god, Sam Levinson, like you need to get in a box and be shipped to Timak to very far away.

SPEAKER_02 11:49

Bring Timber too. Very far away. You know Jacob Ballorty too is like huffing and puffing on set. He's like, I'm above this.

SPEAKER_00 11:54

Yeah, and like all of them, Hunter Schaefer, like Zendaya, like I know all of them are mad as hell that they had to post that trailer on their Instagram.

SPEAKER_02 11:59

Sydney Sweeney's excited to do it.

SPEAKER_00 12:01

She's like, I saw a picture of her from like a still from the trailer, and someone was like, She is like the embodiment of like the craziness of America, and it's just her like Erica Kirking. Literally Erica Kirking.

SPEAKER_02 12:14

Only fans out.

SPEAKER_00 12:16

So crazy. Like Sydney Sweeney, like the trajectory of Sydney Sweeney too is like really crazy because I don't know if you ever saw Everything Sucks. Oh, we talked about this, like Oh yeah, we might have talked about this. A lesbian on this show. And now she's actually MAGA puppet.

SPEAKER_02 12:32

Yeah, 100%. And I think like, I'm like, correct me if I'm wrong, because I'm probably wrong. But in the beginning of her career, wasn't it almost this thing of like, I don't want to be sexualized, like this, that, and the other. And then it's like, you actually just did exactly what you're doing.

SPEAKER_00 12:44

Look at where we are now.

SPEAKER_02 12:45

You're actually leaning into it fully.

SPEAKER_00 12:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

And leaning into the maga of it all, too.

SPEAKER_00 12:50

Like and like euphoria is kind of in a sense the modern day glee where you know like everyone on glee died. It's kind of like people on euphoria like well. It's a cursed show. It's a cursed show. Like, I could get canceled for saying this. Like, please. I'm sorry, I don't mean to comment on people's bodies, but like there are a few girls on that show who are rapidly losing weight. I won't say names, you can guess who. But there are actually a few of them. And it's like thin, scary thin. And then like the um Ingus Cloud of it all, like that. How are they gonna like wrap on up? Eric Dane? Yeah. Eric Dane of it all. Like it's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

Like it's kind of like they have a lot of loose ends they have to tie up.

SPEAKER_00 13:27

Ryan Murphy, say hello to your little friend, Sam Levinson. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 13:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:32

Let's talk about it.

SPEAKER_02 13:34

Let's talk about it. Cut from the sandcloth.

SPEAKER_00 13:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:36

I know. It's like what's gonna fix this? Medication?

SPEAKER_00 13:40

Medication, but like I'm on it, and girl, like they need to up that dose.

SPEAKER_02 13:43

I just also feel like I've I've taken so many medications and like none of them have worked that at this point. It's like I'm ruling them out. It has to be. It has to be stability stabilizer. Like it has to be.

SPEAKER_00 13:53

I've been thinking, like, wow, like maybe we need to add a little bit of well butrin in there.

SPEAKER_02 13:59

Yeah, just give me everything. Give me the Nicole Kidman smack. Like tweety burgered. I need to be on that level.

SPEAKER_00 14:06

Oh, badly. Because on all of my crying videos, people are always like, maybe it's time to talk about medication. It's like, I've actually been medicated since I was 16 years old, baby. Like, like I can talk about it. I've also been in consistent therapy since I was 15.

unknown 14:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:20

Nothing's working.

SPEAKER_00 14:22

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 14:22

When people hear that, they're like, Yeah, I need like a modern day lobotomy. Like, give me every medication known to man. Put it in a blender. Yeah, like a medical lobotomy.

SPEAKER_00 14:31

Morning smoothie. Like, I need that. I just want to be happy all the time. Happy go lucky girl. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:37

Oh my God. I want to be floating through life.

SPEAKER_00 14:39

You guys don't even know how hard it is for me to like wash my hair.

SPEAKER_02 14:42

I think two hours. Probably four of unwashed hair. I literally last night was like, I have to get in the shower. I have to wash my hair. And I was like, I'll just do it tomorrow morning. Yeah. Lying through my teeth, lying to myself.

SPEAKER_00 14:52

Yep. I texted Paige at 11 a.m. I say, I'm gonna wash my hair. I don't make it into the shower until 12:30. I was in that bathroom just thinking about it for so long because it's like, okay, also I have kind of hate showering. Let me talk about it. I shower, but I hate showering because like then I have to look at my skin. Yep. And then I have to think, oh my god, do I have cancer? Also, my doctor emailed me on a Sunday. I'm like, is that good? Is that bad? Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. But she's just nervous about me because I she knows how anxious I am because I cried on the phone to her and she was like, So she's yeah, and she was like, sorry, I was out of the country, but like you're gonna be okay. Um I honestly have a really amazing dermatologist, I'll recommend. But need literally, but in the shower, like I have to shower on lukewarm water, otherwise, like I'll feel like a pass out.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Oh, I'm piping hot to the point where like my skin, I'm breaking out in hives in the shower.

SPEAKER_00 15:43

Yeah, yeah, no, because otherwise I'll break out in hives. Like, I have to do lukewarm water and shower with unscented soap.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

Oh, see, I'm the exact opposite. I'm like, give me like the vanilla bean. No, give me the two fruities.

SPEAKER_00 15:55

I wish I was that girl. I was that girl once. I'm not that girl.

SPEAKER_02 16:01

Yeah, no. My shower routine also, and we've talked about this because I'm really weird about like my shower days and lining up with my schedule. Yeah. Well, if I wash my hair today, then I can't work out to work out. Yeah, exactly. Like, what am I talking about? First of all, I'm not even working out, but I'm like, what if I decide to like get up tomorrow morning and go for a walk? Yeah and I sweat, and then I'm gonna have my sweaty. Oh my god. Scheduling a hair wash day, no one talks about like the mental turmoil.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

So hard for me. I think that's like God gives his toughest battles to his prettiest soldiers, like fuck, literally. Dry shampoo, me and dry shampoo, me and Batisse. Yeah, I need to like I've also been, I think in a form of self-harm in a way, not getting dry shampoo. Oh, so you're like forcing yourself. Yeah, exactly. So I'm like, no, you have to deal with this greasy hair and like look at yourself, you know what I mean? But it's like, oh my god, if I wash my hair, washing my hair is a whole thing, because then I have to blow dry it. Otherwise, my hair will look a mess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:58

I've seen it a mess. It looks like I stuck a fork in an outlet. Like it's literally toaster in a bathtub. Like it's really something serious. And also it's like, I have because I could just avoid like buying dry shampoo and try to force myself, but I've cut corners one too many times, and I know damn well if I take Laura Mercier on a big fluffy brush and I put it on my scalp, it doubles as a dry shampoo and I've done it in times of need.

SPEAKER_00 17:21

And I think I just need to like pull the trigger and just buy it because it's like, why am I holding back? I know.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Like, I'm not again, I'm not meant to be a clean girl.

SPEAKER_00 17:28

No, get the clinical strength deodorant.

SPEAKER_02 17:30

Oh, Lord knows I need it.

SPEAKER_00 17:32

Yeah, like just do it. No aluminum-free bullshit. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:36

And I need another boric acid.

SPEAKER_00 17:38

Pop that, pop that shit up there.

SPEAKER_02 17:40

Like now, I'm just like, I'm just saying shit.

SPEAKER_00 17:42

Yeah, I'm just saying shit, like, fuck. Yeah. It's so hard. And then when I moisturize, I because like guys, yeah. Is it hard for anyone else?

SPEAKER_02 17:53

Or is it my drag sort of vibe? Like sound off. Oh my god, and then don't get me started too. If I do like an everything shower, like anticipating to like see see someone, and then like they can't, oh, oh, yeah, oh, no, I will do something involving a gun. Because like, what do you mean? I literally was on the brink of passing out using my loofah shaving.

SPEAKER_00 18:11

Literally on the brink of passing out, like I'm sitting down in the shower. Oh shaving my legs.

SPEAKER_02 18:15

Every single time I'm hitting like corner of the bathtub, I'm sitting.

SPEAKER_00 18:18

Yeah. I'm like standing up, like all the blood's rushing from my head. I'm like, yeah, I would like hold on to something.

SPEAKER_02 18:24

Visions coming in and out. Literally. Mm-hmm. Um, water bell through the roof. Wait, what were we gonna say about MAGA? Oh, Drewski. Oh my god. Okay, Drewski. Drusky. Drewski's getting canceled. He's the only person I would do like a full body shave for. A full shower routine and like fight through like the water. I love him. Oh my god, he's the funniest person.

unknown 18:47

I love him.

SPEAKER_00 18:48

Ever. He dressed up as Erica Kirk. Well, he dressed up as a conservative white woman. Yeah, and also there is another conservative white woman who like dances around on stage like that, who I saw a video of and I was like, period. Like you really can just say you did that.

SPEAKER_02 19:00

They all just do it now.

SPEAKER_00 19:01

Literally. Pyrotechnics in the bat. Mm-hmm. My estranged cousin, who was a former addict who's been to prison, who lives in Butfuck, Wisconsin, who I only I've never met him. Um, we only connect via Facebook, aka we're just friends on Facebook. And so whenever I go onto Facebook Marketplace, I see his posts. Obviously, they're the craziest posts ever. It's like, I miss Charlie Kirk. America first. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, you literally like are so crazy. Like, it's it's all right. Like Wisconsin's a blue state. You're sober. That's all I really care about right now.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

Um But it's like the same thing. Like, I get that too. Like, if I go onto Facebook, it's everyone from my hometown, and like, trust me, it was Hick Town USN. Yeah. There are a lot of magas there. Yeah. And it's the same thing. It's like, fuck us, and fuck that back. Double Trump.

unknown 19:48

Literally.

SPEAKER_02 19:48

Mountain doing chewing tobacco.

SPEAKER_00 19:50

He posted something, he was like, Dursky did this skit. And I'm like, you are crazy. Like, genuinely, what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 19:59

Like Dursky? Dursky. Dursky people. Oh my god, they'll find a way to try to like humble anyone.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

No, and I'm like, oh my God. Also, Drsky pulling out the picture of his white grandpa to be like, I gotta pass. Also, you don't need a pass to do white face. Like, that's so ridiculous. But the fact that he literally pulled that shit, like, has been keeping that on the down low and for this very moment, so perfect.

SPEAKER_02 20:21

It's so good. Because all the idiots in the comments being like, this is reverse racing. Yeah, reverse race. You're first of all, that's not real. You're just making shit up.

SPEAKER_00 20:29

White people like get made fun of for the first time ever for their race and they're like, What the fuck? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:34

How dare you? Oh my god, which also I'm going through because I, yes. Yeah, I somehow, some way, I made a TikTok talking about how now the girls have learned how to catch print. Catch print. Which essentially means like, now we've learned to objectify men. We can look at their pants. I watched a whole tutorial on TikTok. Tutorial here. I'm not kidding. I was in school, I was taking notes. And this guy's teaching us, it's like this gay guy. Oh. And he's showing like on a man's, you know, jeans on his pants. You can you can tell you where the apex is. And you can catch print. And you can tell they're gonna excited.

SPEAKER_00 21:12

You can see like what's going on.

SPEAKER_02 21:13

Which thank God men have been doing for centuries. Look at that. Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_00 21:17

Like my eyes are up here, sort of vibe. Like, right. It's their first time ever being semi-objectified by women, and they're like losing their mind about it.

SPEAKER_02 21:26

Oh, they don't know how to handle it. I made a TikTok being like, and I was like being kind of funny about it. Like I wasn't being dead serious, but I think because my delivery is so like monotone and dead pan, I was like, the girls have learned how to catch print. We're gonna start objectifying men the way that they've been doing to us for since ever. And like men are gonna start stuffing their fucking pants the same way that girls wear push-ups.

SPEAKER_00 21:45

Well, like well, like Justin Bieber did it in his Calvin Klein ad like 15 years ago, remember? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:52

The North remember. The N remembers. Yeah. The North remembers. And somehow I like I posted this video maybe like two days ago. I went to sleep that night at peace because I was on the girls and gays side. Everyone's like, fuck yeah, fuck the men. I wake up today, all of a sudden, it's all these comments from these men. Oh my god, these dumb fucking bitch, fuck you, you fucking foid. Oh my god, annihilate women.

SPEAKER_00 22:14

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 22:15

Annihilate women. So I don't know how my video ended up on Red Pill TikTok. But it's there.

SPEAKER_00 22:21

That's happened to me a few times.

SPEAKER_02 22:22

And it's scary. It's real scary. It's real scary. All the men being like, we don't give a fuck about you or what you have. Shut up, bitch. Like it's like you do.

SPEAKER_00 22:30

But literally sounds like you do.

SPEAKER_02 22:31

And also, I'm like, I'm just gonna assume if you're that hard pressed about it, you have a fucking A-sized dick.

SPEAKER_00 22:38

Exact. Well, that's like the whole thing. Because it's like, you know. Balding.

SPEAKER_02 22:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:42

Catch print. And their height. Like, oh, me, I have to worry about seven million things. Girls have to worry about so many things.

SPEAKER_02 22:52

I'm plucking my nipple hairs out, like crying in the mirror. Oh my god. Like, I'm like, I have one pimple. And it's just like you know the men with big dicks aren't afraid of this movement. Oh, it's a good thing. In fact, they're like, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:02

Yeah. Glue that toupee on, put lifts in your shoes, put a sock in it. Literally.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

Literally put a sock in it.

SPEAKER_00 23:10

Yeah, but you and then this other girl who I follow on TikTok, Love Nessa. I don't know if you know her, but she's kind of like, I hate my boyfriend, final boss. Like Okay, love. And she's kind of like the girl who's like how I would react if my son was gay, where she's like, really? I don't know. I love her. But you guys are both like, this is the first time men have been objectified and like they're genuinely losing their shit over it. It's like they're panicking. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:33

And it's like, oh my god, you snowflakes. They love to love to throw that word around. Oh my god. You sensitive fucking snowflakes. Someone's dramatic. Yeah. Oh, oh, don't be crazy. Oh, you're acting crazy. Oh, you're acting crazy. I'm gonna start reversing. I'm like gaslighting. Oh, do you know how crazy you sound like?

SPEAKER_00 23:47

You sound actually really crazy. Calm down. I actually wasn't even talking about that.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

Hey, relax.

SPEAKER_00 23:51

That's actually not even what catch print means.

SPEAKER_02 23:53

Yeah. Oh my god. Mansplaying it. Dude, I'm just like, holy shit, all these loser. Loser down. You incels.

SPEAKER_00 24:03

No, and like boys are getting loser and loser by the second because Wait, sorry, keep going. No, I was just gonna say, like, they're not going, like, here's the thing. It's like men used to go to war. The only men who go to war now are like literally crazy pants men.

SPEAKER_02 24:16

Yeah, or they have like a 1.2 GPL.

SPEAKER_00 24:18

They literally have a one the R O T C is coming. Literally the R O T C of like, I need to feel important. I need to feel like I'm a man, and then you're dying in someone else's war right now because it's like genuinely check yourself. Like, yeah, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 24:33

Yeah, no, it's a lot.

SPEAKER_00 24:34

Oh, but I don't know. This is just more interesting to me than it was to anyone else. But I was just watching a video about like how um Donald Trump like has corrupted black rappers. Wait, elaborate. It's like actually very interesting, and I'm like, I'm wondering if I'm the person to articulate this. Like, I'm probably not, but but basically, um, like how Snoop Dogg performed for Donald Trump at like the crypto convention, which is like crazy. Like when he just got inaugurated recently. Like, how the fuck did I miss? I don't I missed it too until I saw this guy's video essay. I'm pretty sure I reposted it. Y'all can go on my TikTok, but I repost like everything I see, so like you're gonna have to do some digging, but I did repost it. But it's like how like Nicki Minaj, like four years ago, was like fuck Donald Trump, and like now she's like, wait a second, like I gotta like low-key tap into this connection. And it's he writes all about it in his book, Art of the Deal, which he wrote in like the 80s or whatever, about how like he makes these friendships with people, and then especially because black rappers are systematically targeted, and like black people like all of this of like the gang violence of it all, like the Tupac biggie of it all. Um like when you're in jail, like he pardoned a few different black rappers at the end of his after at tw during like 2021, like when he was sitting lame duck because like to get them on his side and to like corrupt culture.

SPEAKER_02 25:52

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he knows like their impact.

SPEAKER_00 25:54

Exactly, because like their audience creates culture.

SPEAKER_02 25:58

Of course.

SPEAKER_00 25:58

And exactly. Is that not crazy?

SPEAKER_02 26:01

Oh my yeah, he knows exactly what he's doing. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 26:04

He's he knows exactly what he's doing. It's like now, like, um, I'm forgetting who it was, but like Snoop one of Snoop Dogg's friends, he pardoned. And so now Snoop Dogg's like on his team. Now I have obligated to I kind of have to be, like, feels like indebted. You kind of are the thing keeping my friend out of jail right now.

SPEAKER_02 26:22

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 26:22

Isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_02 26:24

Two sides of the same coin. It's like you're doing the it's crazy. That's so fucked.

SPEAKER_00 26:30

I know. It's like Donald Trump, like, we're talking about you on Flopcats. Someone commented, like, you need to talk about Donald Trump because like you're gonna be dead by next week. All right, like our voices hold such crazy power in this studio. Like, you're literally gonna be dead by next week. Like, I don't make the rules.

SPEAKER_02 26:42

I know, right? Yeah, sorry. Someone's gonna come knocking out.

SPEAKER_00 26:46

Like I said your name and like now you're cursed.

SPEAKER_02 26:48

Like, we're like thigh gap, like thigh gap Donald Trump. Find the snake. Find the snake. Oh my god. I mean, hopefully, honestly, maybe if we like say his name enough on here, he will like croak by next week. This is just such like a little, a little side tangent and like uh out the nowhere. But like media literacy and just comments and stuff, it's so funny. Like, I again so stupid, but like a few days ago, Brooke posted a picture on her Instagram like of her wedding. It was like of her and Miles, and like they just like looked so gorgeous, like everything was so cute. And I always I have like five prompts that like I'll comment under people's pictures. Same. And it's like, wait, printing this out, hanging it up on my bed. Yeah, I know or I'm like setting new lock screen. Yeah, yeah. Or I'm like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:34

Something really cute to like hype your friend up.

SPEAKER_02 27:36

Yeah, yeah. So I commented under her picture and I was like, OMG, so cute, new lock screen. One about my day, like whatever. Yeah. Obviously, it's not, it's actually I'm like, it's this. Hold on, I just opened up my Apple Pie. It's Tana on the podcast giving herself a facelift. And it's been that for like three years now. It's my favorite picture ever. Um, but I'm like going about my day. Two days later, I wake up on uh I check Instagram and I see all these girls going back and forth in the comment section under that picture, like under my comment. I'm like, what could this ruckus be about? What I do. I what I do. I open it up, it's these people being like, you're so fucking weird for that. Why are you setting her wedding as your lock screen? Are you are you on serious?

SPEAKER_00 28:21

Because they don't think that women can make a joke.

SPEAKER_02 28:23

Are you on serious? If you actually think, oh my days.

SPEAKER_00 28:27

Actually, crazy, like to comment that too. Like if I was really that weird, I wouldn't comment that. I would just do it.

SPEAKER_02 28:31

That's what I 100%. Like, be about it, don't talk about it. Exactly. Less talking, more action. Like, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 28:37

If I was really that freaked out, like it wouldn't. Y'all would hear about it a different way. For sure.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

Um, but I got ratioed. It was I'm like, there's no way. So I literally had to make a PSA. I have to make a PSA right now. Guys, I'm joking. She didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. But now it's like I want to set it just to honestly like be funny about it.

SPEAKER_00 28:57

Moroccos.

SPEAKER_02 28:58

I know, right?

SPEAKER_00 28:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:00

And that's that. So I'm like, I've just been getting all your little socks.

SPEAKER_00 29:04

Oh, my little socks, yeah. Wait, those are so sweet. They have cats on them.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

I've just been getting like misunderstood left and right online. And it's left and right.

SPEAKER_00 29:12

Oh my god. Yeah. And I'm like on top of the mental health crisis that I'm in. I like no one cares about anything I have to say unless it's about Mormon wives or my butt crack. And it's like, oh my god, we've kind of exhausted these topics.

SPEAKER_02 29:23

Oh my gosh. I'm like, what's what's there left to say?

SPEAKER_00 29:25

Right? It's like my butt crack's doing right okay right now. Like I have an appointment with the surgeon. The Mormon wives, like, nothing really has happened. Like Jesse hooked up with Chase, like who hasn't.

SPEAKER_02 29:36

Yeah. I keep getting bean soup theoried. Like I posted about like the men stuffing their pants, like in order to like have a bigger bulge. Some people are like, this is so disrespectful towards trans men. I'm like, oh my god, we're we're losing it. We're losing it. This has nothing to do with trans men. Like, yeah, this is all about the straight red pill men.

SPEAKER_00 29:53

Yeah, exactly. Who again are we? We're talking about the straight women. Red red pill men. And like that, you're getting in the way of that by bringing up trans people. But you shouldn't be brought up. I'm like, that's like rude to trans people. Let me flip the script. No, right, and flip it. No, because I'll outwoke anyone.

SPEAKER_02 30:07

Because no, I you're the woker. I'm the woker. I'm the woker, you're the woke is. Yeah. Like, uh, yeah. So I'm like, and also it's like, if we're really gonna like, if we're really gonna go there, baby, like, fine.

SPEAKER_00 30:22

Like, all right, let's get into it. Yeah, let's get into it. Because, like, first of all, I hate when people do this. When they try and like, um, also, someone said, like, you guys keep getting political on your podcast. It's like, oh my god, I'm just talking about current events.

SPEAKER_02 30:35

No, like, I'm sorry, everything's political right now.

SPEAKER_00 30:37

Sorry, sorry, sorry, everything's political, everything's corrupt, girl. Literally, my friend just posted on TikTok, she was like, I can't get my arthritis medication because it's also used for like abortion medicine. And she lives in Florida. Uh-huh. So I genuinely can't get my arthritis medication. So yeah, we're gonna talk about it. Sure. Um, but basically, like, I hate when people bring up issues that aren't not what I'm saying. Not even correlated.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

And you know it. No correlation. And like you're just trying they're waiting for like a gotcha moment. Exactly. They want so bad for me to be like I'm on your team. It becomes like an autoimmune disease where it's like you are attacked. That's so that's such a good way of putting it. Yeah. But it it really is because it's like the la you're collapsing in on yourself. You're coming. The woke mind virus is attacking itself. It's so true. And it's like, again, I'm the woker. You're coming for the wrong person. You are coming for the wrong person.

SPEAKER_00 31:24

Literally, like, oh my god. It's genuinely insane.

SPEAKER_02 31:28

It's crazy. Because again, everyone's just waiting for like the gotcha moment. Everyone just wants to back you into a corner.

SPEAKER_00 31:32

It yeah, and it's like, no, I'm on your side.

SPEAKER_02 31:35

And it's like it's not even worth like responding to or commenting on. Cause I'm just like, I again, I know where my morals lie. Exactly. People who like know us. I know who I vote for. Yeah. And I we make it clear. We make it abundantly clear.

SPEAKER_00 31:47

Yeah, and it's so frustrating.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:50

Yeah. No, literally, the woke mine virus is eating itself, and like that's what's gonna get us.

SPEAKER_02 31:54

It's really fucked. Literally. I know. Guys, we have to we have to come together. We have to come together. We have to come together. Don't attack your own side.

SPEAKER_00 32:01

Exactly. Don't attack your own side. Like, guys, whatever. Like, everything's pissing me off these days.

SPEAKER_02 32:06

I know. I know. And then like it makes me not even like want to say shit sometimes. Exactly. And then it's like, oh, and then if you don't touch on every single thing, someone's gonna bring it up sometime.

SPEAKER_00 32:15

And then the red pill, they're winning because I'm not talking now. And they are.

SPEAKER_02 32:19

Yeah. They're taking over. Oh my god, I wonder if it is like some weird, like Yeah, psyop. Yeah. It's the bots. I'm like, they're all doing this. So like the left turns against it like itself.

SPEAKER_00 32:29

It's like what we were talking about with Oscar with like the Taylor Swift of it all, where like there genuinely was a smear campaign with bots being like Taylor Swift is like a Nazi.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

Yeah. No, she's not. She's literally not, and she publicly endorsed Kamala. It's like, how much more outwardly like liberal can you get? Yeah, and she's outwardly being like, this is who I'm voting for, this is who I'm endorsing, this is who I'm standing for. How can you even argue that she's being magic?

SPEAKER_00 32:52

Like, and it's also like, oh, but and this is something that really pisses me off where it's like it's this kind of vibe of people, and like I kind of fall into it, but I'm like a little bit more aware in a sense, and I want everyone to be more aware of it. It's like Taylor Swift puts back Kamala, it's not enough. It's like, and what the fuck is Hozier doing?

SPEAKER_02 33:11

And you know why his hair office is like. Where's Tate McRae?

SPEAKER_00 33:14

Where's Tate McCrae? She's in that MAGA booth writing in Trump.

SPEAKER_02 33:18

Yeah, she's sending him money. Yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_01 33:22

Your money is going into his pockets. Don't stream sports car.

SPEAKER_00 33:28

I'm like illegally downloaded.

SPEAKER_01 33:30

Right. Get that shot one more.

SPEAKER_00 33:31

But it's like also, it's also like the woman thing of it all, like, or women are just like held to a different standard of it all. Cause like Harry Styles, like, you didn't post shit, you go undress, and it's like honestly, I listen to your music. I'm not even I'm not a fake fan like that. Like I listen to the music. I have my critiques, but no one cares because he's a guy.

SPEAKER_02 33:50

Oh, a a a white man can speak up one time being like, I don't support Trump. Everyone's like, yes, gay, thank you. Yes. Women every day, us every single week on the podcast, being like, literally fuck Trump, fuck ice, fuck Trump.

SPEAKER_00 34:02

Like And they're like your cornball.

SPEAKER_02 34:04

Yeah, right. When does it end?

SPEAKER_01 34:10

Literally.

SPEAKER_02 34:10

So speaking of when did it end? Horrible. I'm like, hello enjoyment. Everyone's gonna get whiplash on like the most intense conversation, too. Did you see Barbie Fest? Yes. I think it's called Barbie Fest.

SPEAKER_00 34:25

It's the new um Willy Wonka Glasgow. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:29

Barbie Dream Fest. It's the it's the same thing. Like every year, I swear to God, like clockwork was like new. We had Firefest, like started.

SPEAKER_00 34:39

Literally, and it's like, oh my god. At the end of it, it's like we're gonna be throwing these events. Like that's the type of shit I would throw.

SPEAKER_02 34:46

That was the floppiest event I've ever we should throw. No, we can't have table. Oh my god. Oh my god. Flop con.

SPEAKER_00 34:54

Flop con. It's literally four bottles of water. We're like, we sit, we stick these girls on. Go, girls, get them.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

Oh my god. We could throw like a free event and be like, guys, meet here this day.

SPEAKER_00 35:04

We're gonna have it in an uncovered parking lot on purpose.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

Like we hide the water bottles. It's like, yeah, Easter egg hunt.

SPEAKER_01 35:13

Go find it.

SPEAKER_02 35:15

That's like some beast game shit.

SPEAKER_00 35:16

Like that is some like Mr. Beast. Kids from like ages one to a hundred in a hot parking lot. Who will survive?

SPEAKER_01 35:25

Because it's like you could just like give away the money, but he's like, you need to go 50 days in a cage. Yeah, literally in a glass box where there's only one hole for poop and pee.

SPEAKER_00 35:36

Literally. He's genuine. He's like psychotic.

SPEAKER_02 35:39

Living off of craft singles.

SPEAKER_00 35:41

Literally, like psychotic. Like. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:44

No, he has like murderer eyes for sure. Yeah. Oh my god. Mr. Beast. But this whole like this Barbie Fest, it's so funny because like it was supposed to be, it was like a ticketed event. People were buying tickets. I feel like Hats by Abby went. Did she? I'm gonna do some research on this while you like talk your shit. Yes, yes, yes, find it. So for the people who don't know out there, essentially this Barbie Fest thing, it's this three-day event. And it's promised that like Serena Williams is gonna be there, Angel Reese is gonna be there. They're pitching it like there's ticket options. I think the base price is like$250. Crazy.

SPEAKER_00 36:20

Just like just insane. Some bullshit I wouldn't do if I'm like manic.

SPEAKER_02 36:24

I would yeah. I like wouldn't even pay that much for like a Taylor Swift meet and greet. Literally.$250 to like go to Barbie Dreamland. Anyway, and then I think it ranges all the way up to like$450 for these experiences. And they're promising like photo ops and like games and just um I made up hats by Abby being there. It felt right though.

SPEAKER_00 36:45

I feel like I saw it.

SPEAKER_02 36:46

Yeah, so they were promising like swag bags and like photo ops, etc. etc. This shit literally looked like I'm not kidding, if you gave both of us 200 bucks and you said throw a convention. That was like inflatable, like Barbie Dream Fest. It was insane. One of the things, oh, I'll have to like insert the pictures because it's so fierce. One of the things was like 80s disco roller rink, lace up and glide under neon lights at a retro inspired inspired roller rink. Look at this.

SPEAKER_00 37:18

Like I'm obsessed with it. Like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 37:21

Oh my god. It's so good. One of the photo ops, too, they're like, um, Dream House Photo op. Explore a larger than life version of Barbie's iconic front yard. Mind you, like, this is like what the flyer looks like. Yeah. This is what it was. Wait.

SPEAKER_01 37:35

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 37:36

It is literally turf. It's like a patch of turf.

SPEAKER_00 37:40

What kills me is the concrete under all of them.

SPEAKER_02 37:42

It's like, it's literally just like a strip mall. It's like an empty out like strip mall. Literally, it was like and it's like, yeah. It's a cardboard cutout of Barbie's house. Not even the dream house, just a pink house.

SPEAKER_00 37:54

And who's behind this?

SPEAKER_02 37:56

Who's running this shit?

SPEAKER_00 37:58

Who's running this? Like who's run?

SPEAKER_02 37:59

Look at this.

SPEAKER_00 38:00

Oh my god. I pray it's Nathan Fielder for like the rehearsal third season or whatever. Like that would be fierce.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

That's the only way this could possibly be acceptable. Oh my god, they got swag bags, right? This is what was in it. It was a wet brush and like a hand sanitizer.

SPEAKER_00 38:17

The cheapest hairbrush on the market. Shout out wet brush. Right. But and a hand sanitizer. Ooh, you're gonna need it after that.

SPEAKER_02 38:24

You know they just use all their budget because I think Angel Reese, like, did go for one day and like for like 10 minutes. You know they used all their budget on her and Serena.

SPEAKER_00 38:32

Like, oh my god. So funny. Oh my god. Like the videos of the little girls on the tricycles. The tires are like squeaking. You know, traction on this. Like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 38:45

Oh my god, it's like also, yeah, like lawsuits incoming.

SPEAKER_00 38:48

Oh bad. Like the Glasgow Willy Wonka thing seemed better. I would rather that. I would rather the unknown.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

I know. Like Firefest. Like, at least they were getting like, yeah, craft singles on like a slice of bread.

SPEAKER_00 39:01

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 39:01

Like Tana Conn, I'm sorry, at least she was there. At least you had like Michael Weiss on a segue. Exactly. Like that's peak entertainment.

SPEAKER_00 39:09

Incredibly fierce, even now, 10 years later.

SPEAKER_02 39:13

Like his TikToks keep coming up on my for you page. I don't know. Really send them to me.

SPEAKER_00 39:17

I'm so obsessed. It's gonna be so weird.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

Yeah, I know. And it's just him being like, I'm in such a good place of life now. He's like giving like life advice and just being like, this is how you deal with like public scrutiny and like moving through life and da-da-da. He's like, I was in like a really dark place, but now I'm out. All right, girl, get on the segue.

SPEAKER_00 39:34

Yeah, I'm like, uh, can you just ride around again for me? Like put on that dangly earring. Yeah, exactly. Get on the segue. Bleach that shaved head. Yeah. And then we can talk.

SPEAKER_02 39:42

So good.

SPEAKER_00 39:43

Oh, it's so awesome. Like, God. Sorry, Tina, I'm sure it's really traumatic, but watching that in real time was real entertaining for me.

SPEAKER_02 39:50

As hell.

SPEAKER_00 39:51

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 39:52

Was she pre-Firefest? Or was Firefest before her?

SPEAKER_00 39:55

No, I think Firefest Firefest might have been before her. Let me look that up.

SPEAKER_02 39:58

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 39:59

This is the kind of information we need to know.

SPEAKER_02 40:01

Oh yeah, right. Like who started this?

SPEAKER_00 40:03

2017. Maybe was that the same year?

SPEAKER_02 40:06

Bad year for conventional.

SPEAKER_00 40:08

Like something was in the air. Yeah. Something was in the air.

SPEAKER_02 40:12

I feel like maybe everyone saw Firefest and they're like, well, nothing can get worse than that. So now they're like, put the blow-up house in the corner. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 40:19

At least we were in an air-conditioned room.

SPEAKER_02 40:21

Yeah, we have water. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:22

You're allowed to leave.

SPEAKER_02 40:24

Oh my god. But yeah, it's like who the f who's running that and who's buying the tickets. Who's buying the tickets?

SPEAKER_00 40:30

Like, this is what happens when you aren't immune to AI because you'll fall victim to this bullshit. You that is why AI is dangerous, like on many levels, but because you'll fall victim to bullshit. Oh, for sure.

SPEAKER_02 40:43

They probably have like Margot Robbie making a speech being like, come on down to Barber's Dreamhouse.

SPEAKER_00 40:48

Literally, and then you walk in and you're like, oh.

SPEAKER_02 40:50

Yeah, and it's like a rainbow and a strip mall that's like it out. Like the for sale sign's still on the door.

SPEAKER_00 40:56

Yeah, exactly. It's like for at least a spirit Halloween coming soon. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:00

Always that.

SPEAKER_00 41:00

Literally, like they're breaking it down as Spirit Halloween's moving in. Oh my day. Petition for Spirit Halloween to be open 24-7 and year-round. I agree. Because it's like sometimes because like we low-key have been in the market for a few wigs and a few props. And it's like, where do we find them?

SPEAKER_02 41:17

Yeah, like Amazon. I don't want to put money into Jeff Bezos' pocket. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 41:21

Spirit Halloween. Now that's a company I can get behind. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they they have integrity. They have integrity. They also are like Talk about landfill. I would I was about to say, like, they're kind of communist in a way. Cause let me talk about it. Because the spaces that they use, that's the that's the real third space.

SPEAKER_02 41:36

Yeah, that is the third space that the people crave.

SPEAKER_00 41:38

Spirit Halloween.

SPEAKER_02 41:39

It's so true. You go there and you find a sense of community.

SPEAKER_00 41:42

Exactly. Oh my god. When you go there like a day before Halloween and it's like the panic buyers. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 41:47

And it's like the green wig. And everyone looks chopped because it's like you know, everyone, like all the girls have like their spray tans marinating, their hair is like up in rollers. Like everyone's there getting like You're looking for fangs.

SPEAKER_00 41:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:58

Costume two hours in advance. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:00

Oh my god, my friend in in college, she tried to get buy fangs, like the ones that you glue on, but she has like Invisalign, but like the Invisalign that like is already glued onto her teeth, so she like can pop it back in. So she like tried to glue on these fangs and it just wasn't working because the Invisalign like wouldn't stick and it was just like a bad story on to be on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:20

Well, I feel her pain because I really want tooth gems because I used to have them. I think they're so cute.

SPEAKER_00 42:24

You have great teeth for tooth gems. Thank you. I do have like little baby pang. I have really bad teeth for tooth gems.

SPEAKER_02 42:31

No, no such thing.

SPEAKER_00 42:32

My teeth are too little. I've had those.

SPEAKER_02 42:34

I have like a lot of real estate. That's the thing. I have a lot of showies. I have like the Tucker Pillsbury teeth.

SPEAKER_00 42:39

Yeah, awesome. So that's why everyone's telling me I look like Amy Schumer. It's a small mouth.

SPEAKER_02 42:43

That's like, I'm not kidding. Because every time I laugh again, like I wheeze. Yeah. Because I'm like a horse. Everyone's commenting like the horse pictures like underneath my shit. So they got like. And I'm like, do you know how much show ponies go for, Paige? Right. Anyway, anyway, I feel I feel her pain because I want tooth gems, but I have my Invisalign. I put it in every night. I'm so bad about wearing it. You're supposed to wear it like every day and then like 24 hours take it out only when you need to. I don't. I bend the rules. I only wear it at night. That's why I have no progress. Right. But like I can't. If I put it on, I can't put my little Invisalign over it.

SPEAKER_00 43:17

Yeah. I have to wear a mouth guard because I grind my teeth. I have to wear like a medical grade mouth guard. Like they mold it in my teeth and like it already has holes in it. Like it's actually ridiculous. And at one time I had a tooth jump pop right out.

SPEAKER_02 43:29

Yeah. Wait, have you? Have you ever like been asleep of being you're aware that you're grinding your teeth in your sleep and you can't unclench your jaw? Whoa, no. It's happened to me like where I'm biting down so hard and like I'll literally realize it. I'm like, I need to unclench right now and I can't.

SPEAKER_00 43:42

That's like a weird sleep paralysis.

SPEAKER_02 43:43

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. No, that's the scariest one.

SPEAKER_00 43:46

In high school, I was so I've always been a very stressed out person. Like when I was little, I was like tapping myself all the time. Like I developed this tick where I'd go, hmm. And my mom would go, Molly, you have to stop doing that. And I go, What am I doing? No, I literally couldn't hear it.

SPEAKER_02 43:58

Wait, what's the thing that people do like the tapping? Yeah, like oh my god, I tap then doing it.

SPEAKER_00 44:02

Oh I gotta tap. Um like regulate myself. I'm like I'm stimming.

SPEAKER_02 44:06

Tapping my third eye.

SPEAKER_00 44:08

But like at the dinner table, I'd be like, hmm. And she'd be like, stop doing that and be like, I genuinely can't hear when I do it. Cause I've just been like, I'm just like stressed out in general. Like I think like my brain just has a little too much going on.

SPEAKER_02 44:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:19

And so in high school, I would like wake up with my jaw locked. Yeah. Well, okay, do you have TMJ? I would have to like massage it open every day. I couldn't open it further than this.

SPEAKER_02 44:29

Yes, dude, and like I'm gonna try to do it for the audio listeners. I'm gonna try to pop my jaw. Oh, yep. Yeah. Uh-huh. I get like click really bad. So I have wicked bad TMJ and my cheekbones always hurt the fuck down.

SPEAKER_00 44:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:45

Um, and this happened like last night when we were in the movie theater. We walked out, and I'm literally going like this and starting my page. Like everything just hurts always. Yeah. And I finally was like, okay, fuck it. I'm getting master Botox. Yeah. Which I was so afraid of because everyone's like, it'll give you jowls. I know, and that's what I'm scared of. Like, I don't want to change my face. No, it doesn't. I got it. Molly, it was the best thing I've ever done for myself. The relief. I've been considering the relief. I need to go back and get it. Because I got it like first Patreon episode. We go get Botox. Begging. Need it. Need it. Like. Yeah. No, so I like I got it maybe six months ago. I feel like it's supposed to like last longer than that. Yeah. But maybe mine's like so fucked up.

SPEAKER_00 45:21

Especially if you're using it often, like if you're grinding often, you know?

SPEAKER_02 45:24

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, the relief I've never, it was the best thing I've ever done. Really?

SPEAKER_00 45:28

Because I've like been looking into it because my jaw hurts. Like if I eat something too, like sometimes if like I've had a bad night of like clenching and then like I try to eat food, it hurts to eat. Yeah. It's like that's no fun.

SPEAKER_02 45:39

Right. Nature's ozempic. Yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_00 45:42

It's like I don't want that. Yeah. I'm like, I'm trying to get off of it right now. Let me be fat in peace. Like, oh my God.

SPEAKER_02 45:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:48

Also, I'm so like counterculture mindset that I'm like, I literally take Zemp bound for my PCOS for my insulin system. I'm like, it's not cool to be taking this. Like, I need to get off. Mind you, it's like a medication, like prescribed by an endocrinologist, too. Like, it's not like some rando on the internet.

SPEAKER_02 46:03

Yeah, no, I think I'm so like I go against what everyone else is saying. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 46:07

I'm so contrarian. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 46:09

So I'm like, oh my god, now I need to be fat because all these are. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 46:12

I'm like, wow, I've I've lost a part of myself.

SPEAKER_02 46:15

The same way that they're like hating on Taylor Swift. I have to love her. I have to love her. I love her for her. Kick that kick again.

SPEAKER_00 46:21

Exactly. Exactly. Oh my god. Like it just is. It just is. Like, that's just my vibe. Like, I need to be an individual. I'm so different. Yeah, exactly. Like, gotta go against the green. Exactly. Oh, too many like ads for GLP ones that I'm like. Get that the fuck out of here. This isn't fun anymore.

SPEAKER_02 46:40

Unless Ro wants to work with me, then I'm just gonna be able to do it. Unless Ro wants to work with it.

SPEAKER_00 46:43

Honestly, that would actually be really wonderful because like my insurance still doesn't cover it. So I have to use this weird coupon and like I actually need it. It's like really frustrating.

SPEAKER_02 46:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:50

Hey Ro. Yeah, also like that was crazy when Luigi did that thing because like that's my insurance.

SPEAKER_02 46:57

Wait, really?

SPEAKER_00 46:57

Yeah, and like United Health? My yeah, United Healthcare. And like my mom and I have been fighting for years. Like, even before like Ozempic was like a big thing. Like we've been fight because again, there's only two medications I could take metformin, which I can't tolerate, or uh Ozempic type of vibe. But they denied it every single time. I'm like, this is my resting in like this is my fasting insulin levels. And they're like, no, bitch. And literally, then Luigi killed the CEO. Did anything change?

SPEAKER_02 47:24

Not yet. Not yet.

SPEAKER_00 47:26

Not yet. Release him. Yeah, exactly. Release Luigi. Like so fine. Also, like you can't just like kill the CEO and then not lower my. That's so frustrating.

SPEAKER_02 47:37

Now they're gonna jack it up to like try to teach the people. Exactly, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 47:39

It's like President Snow type of shit.

SPEAKER_02 47:41

Exactly. Whatever, release him.

SPEAKER_00 47:44

Yeah. Also, I don't know if you ever saw Period. I'm like I ship. I don't know if you ever saw Do you watch South Park? From time to time. The clips, especially. The clip. I love South Park.

SPEAKER_02 47:54

That's how I found out about uh Casa Bonita.

SPEAKER_00 47:56

Oh, Casa Bonita. Um, but there's this South Park special. It's called The End of Obesity, and it's Cartman, and he gets it's actually insanely realistic to my life, where Cartman is prescribed Ozempic. Uh-huh. And then his insurance denies it. And then they go on this whole thing of like going through the American healthcare system where like it's genuinely crazy. I cannot recommend this enough. Like, it's genuinely so realistic. It's ridiculous how realistic it is. A South Park episode should not be realistic and true to life. Yeah, right. So funny. And like they're like, oh, you can't afford Ozempic. Try listening to Lazo. Genuinely, I've been told to do that.

SPEAKER_02 48:31

Please. It's South Park and family guy. I I watched the episodes and I'm like, holy fuck. Like, so finger on the pulse. So finger on the pulse is so amazing.

SPEAKER_00 48:39

Actually, crazy. Like South Park, like also the creators of South Park, they did the Book of Mormon musical. Um, was on my Spotify rap last year. Wow, wait, really? Yes. And they did the Book of Mormon musical, and they just added, they had a joke in it about like Jeffrey Dahmer, and they just changed it to Jeffrey Epstein on Broadway.

SPEAKER_02 48:56

Fabulous.

SPEAKER_00 48:57

So now it's like, yeah, they're like Fabulous. They're quick with it.

SPEAKER_02 49:00

They're so good. That's how I feel about Family Guy. I am like a day one Family Guy stan. I think it's the funniest. Oh, I watched those clips. Oh, it's so good. Like, again, finger on the pulse. Like, don't address the issues and like do it in a way that's hilarious. Like South Guard. Yeah. And but also, like, I've been manifesting, side note, Seth McFarlane down.

SPEAKER_00 49:19

I want him for you on so many levels.

SPEAKER_02 49:21

I need that man. Bad. Yeah. Bad. He's a crooner. Like what? I just, oh my God, I have like a really debilitating crush on him. And I've been manifesting, and I'm putting it like out for the flops, the flop energy. I'm gonna date Seth McFarlane.

SPEAKER_00 49:35

Yeah, like let's put it out into like the studio like vibe.

SPEAKER_02 49:38

And also he's filmed here, which I think.

SPEAKER_00 49:39

Exactly, which is like invisible string.

SPEAKER_02 49:41

Uh-huh. And like Trevi weirdly, like knows him.

SPEAKER_00 49:44

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 49:45

They'll like text randomly. She like goes to his holiday party every every year. I'm like, girl, bring me.

SPEAKER_00 49:50

Like, please, plus one.

SPEAKER_02 49:51

And I'm like begging her. I'm like, please just tell him. Like, please.

SPEAKER_00 49:54

You're like, and I love LA and it's like Elijah Wood, and he's like upstairs. Yeah. My dream.

SPEAKER_02 49:58

Yeah. He is my Elijah Wood. Oh my god. I know. So I'm like really trying to pull the strings. I'm like, Trevi, tell him right now. Send a picture of me. Yeah, it could happen.

SPEAKER_00 50:06

We really are gorgeous. And I'm sure if he was like, wow, this bitch wants me, like, done.

SPEAKER_02 50:09

I'm probably too old. Again. Shit. LA. Toby Maguire. That's what we need to talk about. Yeah. Toby Maguire, 50 years old. Old as a hill. Dating a 20-year-old. She can't even order a drink at the bar.

SPEAKER_00 50:23

She's younger than me. I'm the youngest person ever. Younger than me.

SPEAKER_02 50:27

She can't order a fucking vodka crayon. You're 50. She can't enter a casino. I think I also think he has a daughter who's like 19. Horrible.

SPEAKER_00 50:36

That is disgusting. And also every time a man is with a really younger woman, like I think about this about Leonardo DiCaprio, I think about this with like Jake Gyllenhaal. It's like you either have insane arrested development or this is your crazy beard. I can never take it as a legit like relationship. It's never a legit relationship to me. That's a child. That was someone who was in high school very recently. Like their memories, like when a 50-year-old thinks about their memories, they think about their 30s. When a 20-year-old thinks about their memories, they think about middle school.

SPEAKER_02 51:07

The beard is speaking to them like the green gobbling mask.

SPEAKER_01 51:10

They're like, they're like, go for the young girl.

SPEAKER_00 51:13

Exactly. It'll be more believable that way. Oh.

unknown 51:17

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 51:18

I can never take it seriously. It's either like, oh, you're real fucked up and like real freaky shit.

SPEAKER_02 51:22

Well, I think they're all fucking pedophiles. Exactly. I'm like, men are fucking weird. And like that also ties in, if you want to get woke about it, that ties in with like the shaving. That ties in with like you're trying to look as tiny as possible. They want children.

SPEAKER_00 51:34

Yeah, they want children because like we live in a weird pedophilic society. And actually, what's your problem? You need to check yourself because why are those the beauty standards?

SPEAKER_02 51:41

Same way that like sometimes women like infantilize themselves because it like appeals to men, the fucking creeps out there. Yeah. A lot of the fucking creeps out there.

SPEAKER_00 51:47

I feel like a lot of the women that we were talking about who hang around clavicular.

SPEAKER_02 51:50

Yeah. Yep. And I've had my fair share of older men. I've had I'm no stranger to like a sh a sugar daddy date, an SD date. Um, and same thing, they're all like cut off as 25 years old. What? What? What? Cut off as 25? Ew. Cut off as 25 weeks. So now I'm like, oh my God, put me out to pass.

SPEAKER_00 52:12

The minute you can rent a car, get out.

SPEAKER_02 52:14

I'm gonna pull an like, yeah. I'm gonna pull an Alexademi. Oh no, actually, I'm 25. I'm actually the yeah, I'm 20. I would be 35. I'm like, actually I'm 25.

SPEAKER_00 52:23

And like you get your bag. Yeah. And also, like, they don't, whatever. It's just actually ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 52:27

It's really fucking weird. And this kind of like, I had a whole revelation about this. I was in bed, reeling as I do. And I was just like, it's so crazy too. Cause like the the typical girl experience, when I was a freshman in high school, I was dating a senior. He was like about to graduate. I was maybe 14. He was 18. Crazy. You think about that. Like, think about it.

SPEAKER_00 52:48

Remember when you were 18?

SPEAKER_02 52:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:50

Like, I was I was in college. Like, I would have never dated a 14-year-old.

SPEAKER_02 52:54

Yeah, fuck no. Fuck no. But that was so normal. I remember like being a freshman with my friend. We couldn't even drive. We'd have these boys come get us in their car. We thought they were so cool. They'd pick us up. We'd hook up with them like in the car. I remember thinking, like, I was so grown. This is so cool. Whatever. It's not. Like, they're taking advantage of that. All of my friends.

SPEAKER_00 53:12

Exactly. All of my friends in high school, I remember like they had these boyfriends so much older than them. And I'd be like, guys, like right now, two years is a lot. Yeah. Well, because crazy, like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:23

Oh my god, a hundred percent. The amount of like mental development that you go through between 14 and 18, you're on opposite sides of the field.

SPEAKER_00 53:30

Like, I also, I don't know if you're hip to Michaela from Secret Lives of Women Wives. But Michaela basically, like, she has a an autoimmune disorder. Be kind of like the body keeps the score kind of thing, where like she was sexually abused as a child. Uh-huh. I don't even know how much we can say about that. But um, and the minute she like moved out of her house, she was like 16, she starts dating this guy who's now her husband. And he was 23 and she was 16, and they had their first kid when she was 16, and like now she has is really struggling to like have a sexual relationship with him. And I think it's because she's not accepting the fact that like you were groomed. And it's like you were groomed. Like it's so fucking rare. I know you guys like have a relationship now where you have like three, four kids, and I'm sure it's like wonderful now, but like baseline, he was 20, 21, maybe. Like, I thought it was 23, even 21, like and you were 16. Like, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 54:20

And I've obviously your frontal lobe like isn't developed at that age, and even if it's like subconsciously, she like knows that or like has come to terms that in fact.

SPEAKER_00 54:27

I think that's why like her body's rejecting him.

SPEAKER_02 54:30

Yes, yeah, it really is because it's deeper than that. Like, and also I remember being like a j I think I was a junior in high school, and I would go to UMass and we'd go to like these parties every week, whatever. I was hooking up with this kid, doesn't even matter. I'll call him Michael. Um, I was hooking up with this guy, Michael, and he was a senior in college. Getting ready to graduate. Wow. I'm not even kidding. I remember so vividly he was graduating in like a week.

SPEAKER_00 54:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:57

And I was lying, which is bad, but obviously I'm like 16. I don't know shit.

SPEAKER_00 55:01

So it's clear that you were lying.

SPEAKER_02 55:03

Well, that's also the thing. I told him I was like the blind eye of it all. He definitely knew because I I was like telling him I went to like URI or something, and he was just like, Oh, okay, like what are you going for? I'm like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 55:13

Sure, why are you in town every week?

SPEAKER_02 55:15

He's like, my friend goes there, he's saying in like XYZ dorm. I'm like, cool. Me too. Like, just making shit up. And then finally I told him, because I think he like kind of like I got caught up like lying about it. And I was like, by the way, like, I just want you to know I'm a junior in high school. This man's a senior. So that age gap it had to have been I was like 16. Yeah, five years. And he was 21. Yeah. Again, just weird. And he literally, I told him, and he was just like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 55:39

Like, bitch, kick me out. Kick me out. He'll give a bachelor's degree to anyone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:46

Clearly. And I'm pretty sure he was going for like cancer research. So it's like, okay, those are our doctors. Like, but now it's like looking back at that, obviously at that time, like I thought it was so cool. Yeah. Like I thought it was so mature.

SPEAKER_00 55:57

But that's why girls do it. Like, that's because it's like also when you're a girl, like you mature faster, like mentally. So, like, obviously, boys your age are like stupid. Yeah. But it's like, that still doesn't make it okay to date an older guy.

SPEAKER_02 56:09

Yeah, no, no. And you think, yeah, you think that you're like all cool and mature because like this older guy wants you whole time. He's just a fucking weirdo and he's okay with it. Like, once I told him, I even at that age was like, oh my god, he's not gonna like this.

SPEAKER_00 56:20

And he was like, Okay, whatever. Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 56:23

What? And also, I think I got hit on more when I was like pre-pubescent than I do now. Yeah. When I was like in high school, that was peak getting catcalled in the house.

SPEAKER_00 56:33

I was cat called in high school, which was so crazy because I had such a unique and odd sense of fashion where I dress like a 45-year-old mother. I I haven't gotten catcalled in years.

SPEAKER_02 56:42

I'm like, yeah, what's happening? Now I'm almost at the point where I'm like, guys, hello. Yeah, I'm like, um, yeah, but like back at that age, because they also see you and they're like, oh my gosh, she's so malleable. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 56:53

She's not gonna know what's new.

SPEAKER_02 56:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:55

Now I'm like, kill yourself.

SPEAKER_02 56:56

Exactly. Now if a man looks at the wrong like jump.

SPEAKER_00 56:59

I'm like, why did they honk at me? Right. Like, was I in the road? Like, you know, because you you don't know.

SPEAKER_02 57:03

You don't know. And but they know that they can like take advantage of you.

SPEAKER_00 57:06

And now they know you know, and they know you're gonna be like, fuck you, kill yourself. And you're no longer a target for that. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 57:12

It's so crazy.

SPEAKER_00 57:13

It's genuinely nuts.

SPEAKER_02 57:15

It's like and again, Toby McGuire dating a girl the same age as his daughter, you're fucking disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 57:21

Like there's something up with that. Like, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 57:24

That's insane. Oh my god, that girl too. I wonder if like in a few years she's gonna like look back at her life.

SPEAKER_00 57:28

Scott Dissick was dating Sophia Ritchie Grange when she was like 19.

SPEAKER_02 57:34

And now, thank God it's like coming to light more. Cause I feel like especially back in the day, that was so normalized, and like no one even everyone like wouldn't bat an eye about it. Yeah, and now finally everyone's like that's fucking weird.

SPEAKER_00 57:44

Wait a second, like wake up a little. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:46

But I think like even 10, 20 years ago, that was just societally acceptable. Everyone was like, sure.

SPEAKER_00 57:52

Totally.

SPEAKER_02 57:52

Like Jerry Seinfeld Yeah, 30 age year gap, like literally, literally 30-year age gap I'm following. Right.

SPEAKER_00 58:00

But like Jerry Seinfeld had a girlfriend who was like 17 when he was like 40. Yeah. Like when he was filming Seinfeld. That's insane. Like he would like pick her up from high school.

SPEAKER_02 58:09

Yeah, help her with her homework.

SPEAKER_00 58:11

And everyone's like, I love Jerry Seinfeld. Hey, yeah.

unknown 58:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 58:14

Hey, so he's a creep.

SPEAKER_00 58:16

Yeah, so what?

SPEAKER_02 58:17

Yeah. But like, oh my god. I'm just, I'm so happy now. I'm like, as the days go, as the days go on, I'm like such a masandrist. Same. I'm literally like, fuck these, man. I hate them all.

SPEAKER_00 58:27

Oh, speaking of, I went to an L word themed prom.

SPEAKER_02 58:30

Wait, fabulous. I've never seen it.

SPEAKER_00 58:34

Love the L word, crazy fucking television show. You actually might get into it. It's like crazy. It's like really fun. Okay. Um, God, you'd be so obsessed with Shane. Everyone is.

SPEAKER_02 58:43

Wait, I think you showed me an edit of Shane. Yeah, I've shown you edits of Shane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it sold me. I was like, wait, and I have to watch Shane.

SPEAKER_00 58:48

Everyone loves Shane. Yeah, like my straight friends are like, I love Shane. Yeah, like, well, I know. Um, but I went to this prom called IRL. Prom? Like, I don't know. I R L word prom whatever. Whatever, who cares? Um,$10 admission. I get there. Obviously, it's kind of a weird vibe. Like, I'm kind of I'm I know what I signed up for. It's prom themed, it's lesbian themed, it's weird vibes. Everyone's kind of she they off the bat. Like, I knew what I was signing up for. I walk in, these girls are like, is this a line for drinks? I say no, they start making out. Okay. I walk outside this. Oh my god, like Friday or Saturday.

SPEAKER_02 59:37

Okay, okay. I didn't know if you were talking about this. It was like an actual prom that was No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 59:41

This was like Friday or Saturday. I went to this like recently. Okay. Okay. They start playing Midnight Sun. I'm like, fucking thank God. Halfway through, they're like, we're gonna change DJ DJs. It goes silent for 45 minutes. There are people at the DJ booths with their phone flashlights out because they can't figure out the DJ booth. Oh, so it's silent for 45 minutes. I go to the bathroom, I'm in line for 45 minutes. Because again, it's all women. So obviously the bathroom line is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:09

This is like Barbie fast, but for like the legendary.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:15

Then the next DJ just starts playing Kanye. Not the demographic. Yeah, wait, I'm like, And I'm sitting here in the net of here. And then it starts cutting out every few seconds.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:27

What's it like a plug-in play DJ? They're just getting up there like that.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:30

It's like a Bluetooth, like someone's like, someone has the JBL speaker. I was like, I have to get out of here. Like, genuinely I have to get out of here. I went to the men's bathroom because obviously, like there were no men. Puddles of piss in these urinals. Wow, it was like opening Pandora's box. I go into the one stall, I finally pee. I'm like, I have to get out of here. I like literally the music was it was as quiet as this.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:55

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:56

I was like, what did I send?$10. What did I send up for? I'm like, oh my god, the thing about lesbians, they just don't know how to have fun like gay men. But let and lesbians, like, they just do not know how to have fun.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:07

Oh my god, and neither do the straights. Neither do the traits. Neither the straights are awful. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:11

I'm like, so where can we fit in? I know. I'm like, oh my god, like enough of this, like let me have my DJ set. It's like play the fucking music and then we can talk.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:21

Like put your phone on shuffle and then just like let it run.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:24

I literally was daydreaming about playing Subway Surfers alone in my room the entire time. That is not that was not a safe space.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:32

Well, you want to talk about not a safe space. I went to, and I I'm not even like I'm embarrassed to even say it. Like I went to some influencer's birthday party this past weekend. I'm not even gonna say it. Like, I'm not even gonna say who it was. Whatever. It was just, it was shit from a butt. I swore to myself, I was like, number one, I'm too old for this. I'm going out. I'm not having fun. I'm looking around. It's all these like TikTok, like TikTokers, influencers, whatever. And like that's fine. Whatever. I'm not hating, but I am. And it's just like, it's so, it was so corny. And I just walked in there and I literally had this like come to Jesus moment of like, oh, I'm never doing this again. This is not my crowd, not my people. Bunch of straights. Everyone's just like awkwardly, no one's even like talking to each other. That's the problem, too.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:17

That's also the problem. No one talks to each other. And everyone thinks that mingling is flirting.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:26

No. Or like they just think it's weird.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:28

Weird. They think it's weird. Like they're. Yeah, it's like everyone's too scared to be cringe.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:31

Yeah, because it's like if you go up and you strike up a conversation with someone random, they're gonna turn to their friends after and be like, that was so weird. That was super weird. Why? Because I complimented your shirt.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:38

Sorry, I'm trying to make friends.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:40

It's so weird. LA especially is just very like, not even like clicky, but like afraid to like, I don't know, socialize. Everyone just stays in their little immediate group. Yeah. It's the weirdest thing. And we were there, and I was like, okay, like maybe if I get drunk, I'll have more fun. That never happens. That never works. No. No, it's like I just wasted anything.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:00

And then you're just drunk and like, fuck, this is stupid. Yeah. Then you're like, get sick.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:04

Yeah. I'm spinning. I'm looking around. I'm like, this shit is ass.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:08

This shit is absolutely. It's like learn how to talk to your peers. Like, I Annabelle and I, we like went outside and we saw these two girls, and we're just like, hey, like whatever. And they were like, hi.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:19

It's always that. It's always that. I'm like, why are you looking at me like I have fucking five minutes? My bad, my bad, my bad. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:25

Oh my God. Especially when like it's someone you sort of know.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:28

That's a thing too. That's the thing too. Especially like with the influencer crowd. Cause it's like, yeah, I know who you are. I'm not, again, I'm not beyond say. I am. But sometimes I'm sure you've seen me like here or there, maybe once. Like, yeah. But it's like, it's this whole thing of why are we all pretending like we're above it?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:47

Literally. And it's so weird. So weird. And it's so annoying. And also like something about me, and I feel like something about you too. Like, I'm always down to hang out. Oh, yeah. If I meet someone, I'm like, let's exchange Instagrams, let's exchange numbers. And like not in like a clout chasey way. And like I just love having friends. I love texting. Like I have like a bunch of weird friends that I've made via like various ways of like just meeting people at parties. Like I love to make friends. I love to hang out. It always shocks me to my core when people don't.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:14

Oh yeah, but that's also such like like LA plans where it's like, oh my God, you're so amazing. We have to hang out. We have to grab lunch. It never happens. Yeah. It never happens. It's just like the LA ritual. Yeah. But it's different too in New York because it's like I've gone out in New York a handful of times. So different. The culture there is so different. Everyone actually fucking socializes. Everyone's talking to each other. It's so fun. I'm like, what is it with this? Like, everyone has a stick up their ass in our bike.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:39

But everyone's scared to be cringe.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:41

Everyone's afraid to be cringe. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:42

Everyone's scared of cringe. A little bit of vulnerability.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:44

Bring cringe back. Make cringe cool. Exactly. Cringe is cool.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:48

Like you have to be a little cornball sometimes. And like I struggle with that too. Like I I'm kind of like preaching to myself right now when I say it. But like, you kind of just have to be okay with embarrassing yourself.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:57

Well, I embarrassed myself the other day. I have to think about it.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:59

Wait, also speaking of cringe is cool and being cornball, you posted a TikTok and it was so real. It was about clavicular. And there was like a brief period of time where I kept getting his clips on my TikTok, and I was like, fuck, I'm starting to like like this man. I was like, there's something kind of like endearing about him, something like a little charming about him.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:16

So insecure, so small, so mesquine.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:18

And I was like, maybe he is just like a mastermind and like this is all just satire. And like maybe he is being funny, and like there is like a comedic side to him. Yeah. Like with like the maxing, he'll go up to someone. There's a clip of him, like this girl sitting by herself at a party. Yeah. He goes up to her, he goes, Are you by yourself maxing?

SPEAKER_00 1:05:33

I saw he goes up to a girl at a party, she has like a spray tank Trump Donald Trump maxing. Ha ha! It's like you're kind of funny. Yeah, like wait a second, that would be really funny if like And then And then this happened where I swiped a few, and then I saw a video of him saying the N-word, and then Paige was like, Oh my god, the same thing happened to me. She sent me the video. Different videos.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:51

Different videos.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:52

And it's just like, oh my god, you're actively still like fuck. Like sometimes red pilled people are really red pilled, they're not joking.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:58

I know, and I think because In our brains, I'm like, there's no way this could be serious.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:02

Like possible way.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:03

It had and I had the same thing with Andrew Tate. I remember like when I first saw Andrew Tate, that was like a joke. I I thought it was a joke because I was like, this is so this is so far gone, it has to be satire. And I was like, maybe he's just like really committing to the bit. And then I was like, oh, you actually are about it.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:19

Like you just hate, you just like the Candace Owens of it all. Like, she's funny as fuck. Like, it's all a little fake and gay. Yeah. But then you start to watch her and you're like, wait a second, the shit that you're saying is actually crazy. Like you think that the president of France's wife is his transgender father. Guess what? I don't even care if that's true. Yeah. And I'm like, and then sometimes it's like I fall for it.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:44

I fall for it for like a second time. That's how they get you. And I'm like, oh.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:47

That's how people fall down the right pipeline.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:49

Yeah. And I'm like, wait, I like them. They're funny. I relate to this. And then they say something that snaps me back to reality. I'm like, oh, okay. And that's how it works. That's how they get people. Well, I even saw like underclavicular's videos. It's like the comment section went from like, fuck him, fuck him. He's so awful, he's so awful. And now it's like, I actually like him. He's funny. I can whoa Vicky can fix him.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:10

Yeah. Yeah, like the Woe Vicky editing. You're under Clavicular and him. Like, it's like kind of awesome like to see these edits of them, but it's also kind of like, wait a second, like I can't go out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:19

Cause he is just You can't engage because then you're gonna get content that's gonna pull you deeper. Yep. Yep. They know what they're doing. They know what they're doing. And it's like fucking Donald Trump's art of the deal. If I can keep you out of prison, you're gonna vote for me. Mm-hmm. We're slowly laughing to like, yeah. Everything's becoming a little more magazine. Exactly. If I can entertain you, maybe you'll start to believe the things I say.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:41

Oh pulling on my heartstrings a little. And then it's like, yeah. You're not uh-uh-uh, you're not gonna fool me. Uh-uh. You don't want to get a dog.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:49

Uh-uh-uh.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:50

I've been going on TikTok shop and I've been clicking things I don't want to buy. Just throw it.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:54

That's good. Yeah. I just start looking up like Kamala edits. Yep. Just to make sure. Also, just like being on TikTok and scrolling through. Right now, I'm on three sides of TikTok. And it is petrified giants TikTok. Have you seen any of this? No, but send to me. That's right up my alley. You're gonna start getting them. It's all these people like looking at like mountains and being like, Oh yeah! Obviously, I was like, How are you not there? Like, we have the same for you page. And it's like sort of has a face, you know?

SPEAKER_00 1:08:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:24

And he's like, if you look really close, you can see this is a man laying down with his arm over his head. Or it's like, or it's like, what if these words legs? Yeah. And it's like Mount Everest. It's a woman hold like laying down holding her baby. Yeah. All right, sure. Everyone's like, Mount Rushmore now. Mount Rushmore.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:39

That's where they went.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:41

It kills me. And then it's people in the comments being like, oh my god, you're onto something. And then it's like, yo. Yo. And it's like creepy music. Oh my god. It's so good. It's the same thing. It's the gate program reincarnated.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:57

When they thought kids were like being sold on Wayfair.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:00

Yeah, it's like it's all the same.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:02

Well, the why was it named Alyssa?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:05

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:06

That cabin.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:06

And why was it$20,000? Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:09

Like, let's talk about anyway, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:10

But petrified giant TikTok. And then I'm on this one. It's really niche. It's really specific. It's this woman, and she's making dream jars. Have you seen this? Have you seen this, Molly?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:22

And like genuinely, I probably have. I need to show you. Oh my god. I need to show you.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:27

And we'll insert like a little video. It has been sending me to hell.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:32

Oh my god! Oh, this is so something that I'm gonna fall into. I see her. Yep. I love it.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:42

She literally, I'm not kidding. She takes a mason jar. She's making potions. She's making potions. Oh my god, get her into Forbidden Fruits. Like, I'm not. She has a glass mason jar. She pours water into it, glitter, like I don't know, sequins, and then she'll just take random crystals and throw them in.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:58

Oh my god, thigh gap, snapchat streak. Like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:02

It has been sending me to hell. Everyone's commenting, like, what the fuck is this? People are paying 40 bucks for a dream jar. Oh, but now it's like I want one to like keep it.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:08

I want one, I want one. Fuck, I want one.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:10

I know. People are just doing anything.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:12

Do you know about the girl who's like, hey there, besties? Part 14 of what my boyfriend does that would send me into a coma. And she's like, he held my hand, and I cannot tell what age they are. Like, do I? I think her name's Larissa. I need a boyfriend reveal so bad. It's like me and 500 people who like see these videos consistently.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:30

Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:31

Yeah. And I saw someone be like, like make fun of her or whatever, and I was literally like, get the fuck out. Like, you're not here for the right reasons.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:37

Yeah, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:38

And like, same, that's how I feel about like Corinna Fulgary. I'm like, I love her so fucking funny. I'm in it for a different reason. Don't make fun of her. Exactly. Like, that's my queen.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:45

Yeah, and I hate when people are like, oh, you're you're just enjoying it because of the lol cow of it all. It's like, no, it's like, it's kind of how I watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It's like, yeah, it's kind of ridiculous, but I'm like, wait a second, like it is low-key real.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:56

A hundred percent.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:58

And then the last side of TikTok that I'm on right now, Ivy League School Acceptance. Have you seen I'll be like crying in bed watching them?

SPEAKER_00 1:11:06

Aw, that's beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:07

And I also think it like, it means like a lot to me because I graduated college. I mean, I graduated high school with like a 1.6 GPA. Not really. It was like a 2.6, which is just as bad. But I literally, I graduated, I didn't give a fuck in high school. I did not apply myself. I didn't care. I was like, C's get degrees. Like I was doing.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:22

Very beautiful. I really was crazy. Oh, I And then I had a crash out my senior year, and that's why I failed English.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:27

Wait, really? Yeah, because I had a mental crash out. Well, then when I went to college, I was like, wait, I actually have to take this shit seriously. I really applied myself. I graduated presidents' list. Oh my God. I know. So I was like, I didn't care. Like high school, I was fucking off. But to see all these kids like get accepted into like all eight high league schools, I'm like, holy shit, that must be so satisfying.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:45

That must be so like I can't even imagine. No, like my high school I was so crazy. Like junior year, I was taking like five AP classes. And then senior year, it was like COVID happened. I was like in the craziest mental breakdown of my life. I failed English. Like I got a D in economics. Like I wrote my last paper for my economics class via speech to text about the Kardashians from memory.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:05

Wow. That's honestly beautiful.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:07

I was literally like, I like cannot describe to you like where I was.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:11

That's beautiful. That was just that was me all of high school. I wrote when I took the SATs, I like wrote my essay about Miley Cyrus. Yeah. I did like her bangers album or something. I don't even remember what it was about.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:22

My friend my friend wrote her AP Lang um test about Dramagaddon. So good. Fierce. So good.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:29

I know those judges were like, wait, what did you go to college for?

SPEAKER_00 1:12:33

Um, so because I went to Sarah Lawrence, they don't have majors. They just have concentrations. So everyone graduates with the Bachelor's of Liberal Liberal Arts. Shout out to Sarah Lawrence. Um honestly, very glad I went there. And so I mainly like concentrated in like art history and TV writing.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:47

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:48

But um to very job secure concentration. Um but like I have like so many loans about it, and like I studied art history and TV writing. Like, get serious. Kind of sick. Like it's like like genuinely, what was I on? Why was I like, no, I'm gonna get it fine. But because I've taken classes in a bunch of different things, I can kind of like tweak it for my resume to say, like, I concentrated in this, I concentrated in that, and like use my relevant coursework.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:13

Wait, it's like kind of really awesome. You have like a loophole, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:16

You kind of have a loophole. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:18

Wow. I I went for marking communications. Wow. And I just feel like, well, when I was going into college, I had no idea what I wanted to do. Like, I've always been like creative and I was like, okay, I want to do something like along those lines. And also I just feel like graduating from high school, everyone's like, I know exactly what I want to do. Yeah. That's never been my thing. I've just always been like living my life like a cartoon character. I'm like wherever the wind takes me.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:38

Like I've always just secretly wanted to be famous, and then I have to lie and say I want to be a therapist or some bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:42

A hundred percent. I like I remember like growing up, like the only thing that like ever spoke to me was like, yeah, being like an entertainment.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:48

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:49

But then I was like, that's not feasible for a girl to be able to do it.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:51

It's like you can't do it.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:52

Yeah, and I was just like, okay, I'm gonna have to like follow the normal trajectory of life and like go to college, like get like a normal like nine to five. Yeah, whatever. Never thought this would like ever be an option for I think I thank God every day. It's so insane. Oh my god, which like sucks that we have to like wrap up because I wanted to ask you. Yeah, yeah. Give the girls like the lore because like they've been asking too.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:10

I know, I guess. I know why. Why should I move out here? Yeah. But basically, like I was either it was either gonna be LA or New York. Like, I'm from Florida, I didn't want to go back there. I knew that. Like, I didn't apply to any schools in Florida, like I needed to get out like the minute I turned 18. And um, like let my parents love my house, but I just like couldn't Florida of it all. And so then I went to school in New York and then I was like, I really can't handle these winters. Like I I genuinely can't. And then my friend was like, you can actually live with me and my family in my house if you move to LA. And so but that's like where I've been living for the past year, which is like really crazy. And I finally am kind of in a position where like I might be able to move out pretty soon, but I know, like um, but yeah, it was like free living and also, oh, you want to do social media, come out here and do it. Like, yeah, you have the opportunity I'm giving you this opportunity, like take it.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:02

Which is so sick. I feel like I kind of had like the same, the same like path happen where I like I went to college, I graduated, and then I was like, okay, I want to get the fuck out of Massachusetts. It was between New York and LA. It was literally the same thing where I was just like, I've always felt like pulled to LA. Yeah. Um, and then my friend was like, just move out here, like you can crash at mine for like a few months, whatever. Literally was like living on an air mattress on her floor for the first two months, like when I moved out here. Yeah. And just fucking sent it. Yeah. Because I was like, again, like also the brutal winters, I was not about to do all that.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:32

So it just like made me so depressed to see the sun go down at 4 p.m.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:35

Like, oh my god, the yeah, the single depression.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:38

Coming from Florida, like that was not something I experienced until I was 18. And then I was like alone in college and it's like cold and it's not snowy and pretty. It's just like cold and stupid. Yeah. And I'm like so depressed and like actually what's going on.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:51

The trees have no leaves, the snow's turning brown from like all the colors.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:54

Yeah, all the cars, like disgusting. It's like tough. Yeah. And also, New York is just so expensive. Like, I I would so live in New York if I could live there the way I wanted to. Oh, okay. But it's just like that's so it's like far.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:07

Yeah. Like no, I think like a norm like a one bedroom, one bathroom apartment there, mind you, no amenities. That would cost you like 4K a month.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:16

Yeah, like laundry two blocks down the road. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:18

And you don't have a dishwasher. Like, it's ridiculous. But that was also like a reason why I was like, all right, I'm just gonna pack up and shoot my shot, go to LA.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:25

Yeah, and I wanted to move here and work in TV. Wait, really? Yeah, and so like I was, but I genuinely believe in God's plan. I do too. And like believe in God, however, you believe in God. Like, I don't really think it's a guy in the sky, but like it's something. Yeah. It's like I'm God, you're God, we're God. Right. I'm like a higher power. Exactly. And it's like you do things, like things don't work out for like a real reason. And like I think I've talked about this before, but like the summer I like went viral on TikTok, I was really trying to get an internship and I just could not get one to save my life. And then it's like, okay, fine, I'll just like make TikToks every hour of the day. And it's like, now I'm on Flopcast, like we have a podcast and it's like great and super fun, and like I might be able to move out soon.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:02

It's so crazy. Yeah, I say that all the time. Like, I really don't believe in like free will. Yeah. Like at the end of the day, I'm like everything's predetermined.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:09

Like, yeah. In a weird way, it's all predetermined, and in a weird way it's all free will. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:13

In a weird way.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:14

I don't even know how to articulate it.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:16

Way too many coincidences just to like be coincidences. I really have had the craziest like lineups happen to me where I'm like, this has to be yeah, fate.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:25

Yeah. And that's how flop gas happened. And anyway, that's how we're here. Flop your wings, queens.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:30

Flop your little wings. Monarchs.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:33

Okay. Wait, love you guys.

unknown 1:17:35

Okay. Bye. Thank you.