THE PROBLEM WITH COACHELLA | Flopcast ep.13

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This episode we’re giving full boots-on-the-ground journalism after surviving the influencer Olympics (Coachella). 

From missing toenails and emotional breakdowns to the most chaotic sets of the weekend. We break down everything. Why a woman would lose their career if they gave s a performance like Justin Bieber’s headline set, the performers who actually ATE (hi Addison Rae + Ethel Cain), the reality of Coachella vs. what influencers post online, and why the “living in the moment” people might actually be winning.

Plus:

    •    The Alex Cooper vs. Alix Earle beef

    •    Euphoria officially losing the plot

    •    And a very serious discussion about male pop stars (or lack thereof)

This episode is probably going to get us in trouble. 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

Basically, Katy Perry canceled on Twitter yesterday. Okay. Because Ruby Rose is claiming that 10 years ago, Katy Perry put her disgusting vagina in front of Ruby Rose's face, and then Ruby Rose apparently projectile vomited.

SPEAKER_01 0:16

That's almost as bad as like, what was it? Chloe Kardashian's Pussy smells like earring backs. Oh, it's the back of the earring! The earring backs. Oh my god. I would have to kill myself on Instagram live. I'm so serious. That's insane.

SPEAKER_03 0:31

Lamar.

SPEAKER_01 0:32

Pussy smells like earring backs. Pussy's so disgusting. It makes you projectile vomit. I know. Honestly, me. I know. Justin Trudeau, like every day is like We need like an actual intro because it's like I hate, yeah, no, I'm like, I I hate I hate being like, welcome back to Plopcast. I just like I like love to like yap, and then it's like I just want like something to open up and be like, her name is Trishia that the video.

SPEAKER_02 0:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:59

Yeah, we should like just copy that completely. We should just have that. No, but my my sim today has just been Molly, hallelujah, Mr. Pib, hallelujah, Justin, hallelujah. Sunship, hallelujah. Hallelujah. Justin shit from a butt. Coachella.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

Coachella. God, you sound amazing with this like raspy voice.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

Wait, dude, I'm not kidding. Thank God it came back because yesterday I I was literally like this.

SPEAKER_03 1:26

You were going to the hill to communicate.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

I I literally was like, I need to learn ASL before this episode. Like it was getting fierce. I caught the Coachella bug. There's something going around. I got home yesterday. I'm not joking. I was like, I can't. Like, I took a scorching hot bath. Nothing was working. I got into bed. I was violently shaking, like chills. So fucking bad. I had on two pairs of fuzzy socks, sweatshirt, sweatpants, three blankets, Lola blanket down.

SPEAKER_03 1:54

Lola blanket down, and he's shivering.

SPEAKER_01 1:55

Yeah. And my body is like profusely sweating, but I'm still cold. You know?

SPEAKER_03 2:00

Oh, someone was ill.

SPEAKER_01 2:01

Oh, it was so bad. And then, like, obviously, I was just screaming my balls off all weekend. So my voice is gone. My dignity's gone. Everything's gone. My brain's gone. Fried because I was doing so many drugs. So fun. At one point, I think I was like snorting the grass. I didn't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

You know, they got the good shit.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

I'm just like, Yeah, all those like pesticides.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Yeah. People's shoelaces. Um. Oh my god, but Coachella as a whole, so many, so many things went down in my personal life, and then just like on the internet. The internet's ablaze.

SPEAKER_03 2:36

I know. I oh, the internet's ablaze. I need to hear all of it from you because boots on the ground journalism. Yeah. And also what really killed me is that you posted one TikTok. Dude, Molly. I was going on your page to be like, what's she up to? Like, what's happening at Coachello? One fit check for day two.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

Dude, because my content and here, like, this is the thing. I'm so like the authenticity police. Same. You know what I'm saying? Like, we are so not the type. Like, our content is literally shit from a butt. Like, I'm sitting down in bed, looking a mess, phone out, and I'm just like saying whatever comes into my durable brain. Something to say. Like, just something to say, whatever. But I'm not the type to like set up my phone, get ready with me. Get ready with me. Day one. Get ready with me to go to Gojella. Get ready with me, Nago. Takaria. Yeah. Like, that's just not me. It's never been me. And like whenever I do it, it feels so inauthentic. Or it just feels like weird to me. It's not my style of content. Granted, like maybe we should get into that because that's where the brand deals are. That's where the money is. That's why those Mormon wives are fucking rolling in it. That's why Victoria Paris is going to Coachella with Starbucks.$200,000 later in a cancellation. That's insane. And that's why I do outreach. I'm like, hey, does anyone like want to sponsor me? Crickets. Crickets. It's crickets. Because I'm actually on TikTok talking about Taylor Craig's low butt crap.

SPEAKER_03 3:57

Yeah, exactly. I'm talking about, oh, I don't believe in Taylor Swift's relationship with Travis Kelsey. And then I had a nightmare the next day that she was yelling at me about it. What?

SPEAKER_01 4:05

You're going to the hill.

SPEAKER_03 4:07

I'm going to the fucking hill. I'm listening to those, that podcast.

SPEAKER_01 4:10

Yeah. Well, anyway, so I was like, yeah, I posted one time during Coachella. World's worst fucking influencer. Molly, I don't have one picture. Actually, I have one picture. I'll insert it. Look at this shit.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

Oh my god, if I went, like, there would be no posts. There'd be one, maybe, of me crying. Oh no, Molly, that's all I have. That would be it. There would be one post of me crying.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

I have two pictures. Yeah. One is me smoking a cigarette with my sunglasses upside down, rolling tits. Wait. And then the other one is me crying on my way home. I'm so hungover. I'm so dead. I was literally crying. Wait. This is the only picture I have from the weekend. Wait, but fierce. But fierce.

SPEAKER_04 4:52

But fierce. But at least it's fierce.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

And then literally on my way home, sobbing. I was so hungover. I was so exhausted. I was listening to the Evermore album.

SPEAKER_03 5:04

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 5:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:06

Exactly. No, I know like I would be posting about having heat stroke or something crazy like that.

SPEAKER_01 5:11

Oh yeah, no. And it was just like I'm there and not to be like, oh my god, like I'm so in the moment. But I was so in the moment.

SPEAKER_03 5:17

That is beautiful. And see, like, that's that's the authenticity police. Like, that's like how it should be, honestly. And everyone at Coachella, they're all getting flamed because guess what? No one's living in the moment. Everyone's wearing a fur corset, James Charles. And um, why are we wearing this in the desert?

SPEAKER_01 5:33

Yeah, no. I was there and I was like, holy fuck, like just all weekend, I was I'm calling it um the influencer Matt Gala. It's just the influencer Matt Gala. A good thing to call a page. That's a thank you. Thank you so much. Ty said um influencer Olympics. Like that's all it is. Yes. And you're walking through, like you're trying to see sets. It's 10 bitches like taking pictures, taking outfit pics. No tea, no shade. I get it. Like that's what a lot of the people go for. That's the influencer Olympics. Totally. But no, I was frolicking around, I was prancing. Every day I would like, I don't know. I was just getting drunk, do it, having fun, doing shrooms, seeing every set that I possibly could.

SPEAKER_03 6:08

That's awesome. That's how Coachella should be done.

SPEAKER_01 6:10

Yeah. And then I was like, and then I can come back and I can talk about it on flop. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 6:15

And so like really, it's the memories and the journey. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Also, we're drinking Mr. Pib today.

SPEAKER_03 6:23

Yeah, because one, Walgreens didn't have Dr. Pepper Baby, it's good and nice. And also, this is what happens when you ignore us for weeks on end. We're not brand loyal.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

No, we're gonna go to your competitor every day. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 6:36

Mr. Fucking Pib. Mr. Pib would sponsor us too.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

Yeah, a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_03 6:41

This is a Mr. Pibb podcast. Honestly, Dr.

SPEAKER_01 6:44

Pepper over you.

SPEAKER_03 6:45

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 6:46

Mr. Pib. Mm-hmm. Um, but yeah, no, boots on the ground journalism. I w I'm not kidding. Also, I'm missing toenails. Like I was walking so fucking far. Um, I'm I've I checked my health app. Normally I average like a thousand steps a day. Right. If that, like um, I was averaging like 20,000 steps. My feet, like, I'm not kidding, like got like gr like ground down to nubs. Yeah. I'm like walking on like pegs. Yeah. Missing toenails, but so worth it. So fun. I feel like the the the three best sets, like the standouts, Addison Ray.

SPEAKER_03 7:27

That looked awesome.

SPEAKER_01 7:29

She was hungry. She was hungry for it. Good.

SPEAKER_03 7:33

That's that's how you should be at Coachella.

SPEAKER_01 7:34

She was fucking incredible. That's awesome. Genuinely, probably like my favorite set that I saw.

unknown 7:40

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

And I think I went into it too. Like, I kind of like, I like, I like come and go in waves with her. I think she's like, she's hungry for it. She's like a like a little pop star. She knows how to like work a stage. Can she she can't find a note to save her life?

SPEAKER_03 7:52

She does struggle vocally. Yeah. But it's okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:55

But there's something kind of like cute about it. And it is very, like, everyone calls her Trina Vega.

SPEAKER_03 7:59

Totally, but she's trying. She puts it all out there.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

Trina Vega. 100%. So I feel like I kind of like, again, like my stance on her fluctuates. Like, I really couldn't form an opinion. Some days I like her, other days I'm like, yeah, whatever. Yeah. This like solidified, like that Coachella performance solidified her place in my heart. I was like, she is a fucking proper pop star.

SPEAKER_03 8:20

I saw her at the Greek like a few months ago, and I went alone to the Greek. I got a$30 ticket. Like, I thought it was sold out. And I'm like sitting like in the back or whatever, and I'm surrounded by a bunch of gay men. And no one knows the lyrics to anything but Die of Pepsi. I'm sitting there screaming like Fame is a gun, whatever. But at a summary, she opened with Fame is a Gun and she's like singing in her head voice. And obviously it sounds super nuts. And like it's so breathy, and like and I was thinking, like, if I was up there, I would just make them play the backtrack, and then like I would make me be like cat side sort of vibe. Right. But she went for it. She like put it all all out on the cards, like all of her cards out on the table. Like she sang it. Yeah. And there's respect in that.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

There's respect in that. And I think that's what she did with Coachella too. It's like my girl knew she this was her one chance. She was like, this is my b opportunity to do my biggest. And she fucking did. She took it there. I and like just like the way that she can work a crowd, like interacting with the crowd, she's just so like captivating. I was watching her perform, it's just like mouth agape.

SPEAKER_03 9:21

And I feel like she is very authentic when she performs. Like, this is who I am. This is the show that I'm giving you.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:26

You know, which is like it obviously is a curated character in a really fun way, but like I think there's really something awesome in what she's doing.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

A hundred percent. Yeah, she leaves into leans into kind of like the little like ditzy, like pretty cool, cute side. Yeah. But it was really good. Honestly, I loved Kat's Eye. Cat's Eye was really fun. Cat's Eye was really fun. Awesome. And like another reason I love Coachella too is because like you go there and you end up just becoming friends with randoms for the night. Like you go with your original group, and then it's like you're there, and everyone just kind of branches off, gets lost. You find random people along the way, and those become like your besties for the night. Yeah. I watched Cat's Eye with this man I met one time in my entire life. Awesome. And we were there like gnarly. Like, yeah. It was so fun. And like you just you end up like, yeah, just just getting sucked into like random friend groups. Like, that's what makes it a blast. Um, they fucking killed it. The crowd was insane. Really? I don't know if you saw videos like the video. I saw videos. Yeah, that was awesome. It was massive. It was a lot of fun. And then my third favorite, Ethel, Avi.

SPEAKER_03 10:33

Yeah, I was gonna ask you about that.

SPEAKER_01 10:34

Insane. Yeah. Dude, and that's why my voice has gone. I was I was like watching, I was like watching her from behind like the what do you what would you call it? Like the sound. Oh no, like the sound like um production.

SPEAKER_03 10:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That like where they're doing the sound. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:48

Um exactly, exactly. And they, I guess like they were live streaming it, and I was screaming my fucking balls up, and then someone DM'd me and they were like, I literally heard you.

SPEAKER_03 10:57

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_01 10:58

I know.

SPEAKER_03 10:59

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 11:00

She was so incredible. She is just generational talent. And also, another another qualm I have is I just feel like the audience doesn't obviously it's Coachella, and I feel like, especially if you're in like the artist section, the VIP section, people think they're like, they're too cool for school, no one's like going crazy, no one's applauding, no one's cheering. So I always make sure to like really like go for it because yeah, come on. Like I'm clapping, I'm cheering, like whatever. But people will just sit there, and like I understand if it's like during the performance, like you're not jumping around, you're not singing along, like you want to like just stand and observe and watch and enjoy it. But after they're done, like with their song, not even like clapping, not applauding, not cheering, I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 11:45

Like, you're at Coachella, you spent so much money to be at Coachella, enjoy yourself. Yeah. Is that too much to ask?

SPEAKER_01 11:50

And it's just like so disrespectful to the artists too. Like, after like they finish an incredible performance, you're just sitting there like this.

SPEAKER_03 11:56

Also, also, like an artist performing at Coachella, like that's someone's dream coming true right then and there, like in front of your eyes, and like that should be something that you are grateful to be in front of seeing.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

Oh my god, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:07

That is someone's like biggest dream coming true in front of your face.

SPEAKER_01 12:11

Yeah, a hundred fucking percent. Yeah, as far as the headliners, Sabrina, so fun, yeah, so cute, so fucking amazing. She put on a great show. What I will say though is like when you're there, at least for me, because I again I'm like doing drugs and I'm fucked up and I'm kind of like chewing an invisible sandwich, like just swinging off right now.

SPEAKER_03 12:36

Right, they're like, what's up with this one?

SPEAKER_01 12:40

Just gnawing on the air.

SPEAKER_03 12:41

It's popping from the TMJ.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

They're like, so it's like when I'm all like fucked up, I kind of need like constant stimulation, and that's not like the artist's fault, but like I need I'm like, I need like 365 party girl. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:56

365 party girl. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:58

Um, so Sabrina did this like long interlude, which is like it was beautiful if you're like watching it from home. I'm sure on the couch you can pay attention.

SPEAKER_03 13:07

But it's like, girl, this isn't a movie, this is like this is Coachella.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like when you're there in the crowd, too, it's like people are like having their own own conversations. Like you can't hear the interlude and like what's being said, and no one's like really like paying attention. No one's like in it, you know.

SPEAKER_03 13:21

They're all on their phones at that point.

SPEAKER_01 13:22

Yeah, everyone's scrolling through Instagram, posting their pictures on Facebook, and like um, but I do think like you need to make it kind of like quick. Agree. Eras tore like one song into the next. Yeah, don't even give it a second. Like, whatever. Um, so like that was my only qualm with Sabrina was like the interlude was like a little long. I think it people kind of like got lost, couldn't like keep up with it. Um Carol G, I didn't see her because I was doing drugs. But but I saw clips after she fucking killed it.

SPEAKER_02 13:53

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 13:54

She absolutely fucking killed it, and we were walking up towards the main stage for her final like two songs. So I did catch like the tail end of it. Yeah. And it was incredible from like what I saw. Just amazing.

SPEAKER_03 14:06

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 14:07

But then that brings us into Justin Bieber.

SPEAKER_03 14:10

Y'all.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

Molly and I Molly and I said we're like, sorry guys, you're gonna be mad at us this episode.

SPEAKER_03 14:15

Like truly, like, honestly, everything I have to say about Cotella, like, I haven't even dived into it, but like I know people are disagreeing with me because I haven't even said it and people are talking about how they disagree with me.

SPEAKER_01 14:26

Yeah, no, 100%. I I can see the comments before I even say anything. I thought about making a TikTok, and I was like, I'm gonna save it. I'm gonna save it.

SPEAKER_03 14:34

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

Okay, I guess like just to preface this, like I know the believers out there, like how much they fucking love Justin Bieber, and I understand he is like a fucking icon living legend.

SPEAKER_03 14:47

Like let me let me say how I feel.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:50

And then you say how you feel, and then we can talk about the set.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

Perfect.

SPEAKER_03 14:53

This is how I feel about Justin Bieber.

SPEAKER_01 14:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:55

I used to really love Justin Bieber when I was a little girl. But then I was like, wait, I fucking hate Justin Bieber because I'm like a cool girl.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

Right.

SPEAKER_03 15:04

Fuck him. Sure. You know? Then I heard Baby on the radio a few years ago and I was like, you know what? Low-key chill.

SPEAKER_01 15:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:14

Um, boyfriend, one of the best songs I've ever made.

SPEAKER_01 15:16

So good.

unknown 15:17

I like your boyfriend.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

I never let you go.

SPEAKER_03 15:23

Perfect. I love it. I love old Justin Buber, it's very nostalgic for me. New Justin Buber, I'm not really into because I don't really really listen to when men sing like that. Sure, yeah. You know, like honestly, I think that's what it is. Like, I just don't really listen to like many male singers. Like I've really realized. Like, think about it. Like, yeah, I listen to like I listen to when they rap.

SPEAKER_01 15:41

Yeah. But even like Harry Siles forgot about that album already. Exactly, but screen for three days.

SPEAKER_03 15:46

Exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 15:49

And like And like because there is there are no male pop stars right now who are like doing it like the girls are. No, like full of people.

SPEAKER_03 16:00

Look for like great song, love it. I'm not standing somber for shit.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

No, you're so right. I'm not actively streaming any male artists. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 16:10

Unless they're rapping. Unless they're rapping. The only time I hear a male artist is in Target.

SPEAKER_01 16:14

Yeah, 100%. And then it's like taking me out.

SPEAKER_03 16:19

And like the male artists right now, they're so fucking dramatic. Like Alex Warren, like or like the pleas.

SPEAKER_00 16:27

It's so commercial. We like kill the fuck out, y'all. Like, holy shit. Like the songs are just like beef jerky and like big. Like lifted drug and pibli. Mr. Pib in fucking sunshine. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

SPEAKER_03 16:51

Like it's also so dramatic. So I don't listen to really, I really don't listen to Mel.

SPEAKER_00 16:55

At fucking all.

SPEAKER_03 16:56

So Justin Bieber headlining, it's not for me.

SPEAKER_01 16:59

It wasn't. That's my thing too. I think like, because I was never a believer. Like I was never like a believer down. Always like loved him, like loved his music, but I would I would never consider myself like a believer. Because some of these bitches are like they've been there from day one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like standing. Yeah, like standing, standing, standing. And I've just always like liked him. Yeah. Um, so and like I know like a lot of my friends are like believers down. Like Tana's like the biggest fucking Lieber in the world. She was so excited. Like that made me that made me like wicked. That's beautiful.

SPEAKER_03 17:30

Cause like when people are excited about things, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

And yeah, undeniably, the man has bops. Like, yeah, I was getting ready. I was like listening to his music, and I was like, oh my god. And like I heard all like the rumors and whispers on TikTok that his set list was gonna have like his old music in it, which I was so fucking excited about. Because same thing as you like, I've streamed swag a few times. Yeah, some good songs on there, but I'm not like swag! Yeah, it's not on my playlist. Yeah, no, I'm not streaming.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:56

Um, but when like I heard everyone on TikTok saying like he's doing favorite girl and sorry, and what do you mean? Yeah, his bops, I was so ecstatic. Bieber Cella Day is happening. We all get there. Everyone, I'm not kidding. I had one of my friends LG, she is like the biggest believer. She was standing at barricade for six hours.

SPEAKER_03 18:15

I saw someone run to barricade. Yes. That was fucking crazy. First of all, you're running a fucking marathon to get there. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 18:22

Holy shit shit. If you're camping out there for 12 hours, what happens if you're just shit and piss?

SPEAKER_03 18:26

Like influencer Olympics, like, yeah. Like Olympics because you're running.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

Yeah, no, literally, you're doing a triathlon. Like, I didn't realize this was the fucking turkey trot.

SPEAKER_03 18:34

Like, oh, and a 90-degree sun beating on you in a desert.

SPEAKER_01 18:38

Insane. Like, I'm not kidding. I showed up probably at like one o'clock. Or no, that's even a lie. I showed up probably at like four o'clock to make it because Addison Ray went on at five. Um, and my friend LG's like, all right, well, I gotta go. I'm like, where are you off to? Barricade for Bieber. I said, you have like 10 more hours. She's like, no, I know, I'm just gonna go get my place. So like that's a believer down.

SPEAKER_03 18:57

Oh, it's like black floor.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

Um so he's about to go on. Everyone is just, I'm I'm not kidding. I've never seen the Coachella crowd so fucking packed. It is like body to body. Like people like sitting in the grass, like holding their spot down. It is a everyone's packed in like sardines, but he gets up there, and I was like, you know what? He has the opportunity to go out there and like get the crowd jumping. Yes. If he started out dun, dun. Yeah. Whoa, whoa. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 19:27

Stop. And then smoke machines. Right. They need purple lights. Yeah. Purple lights. He comes out in a purple hoodie. World stop.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

Holy shit. World stop. World stop. Get rid of it. So, okay, so he comes out onto stage and he opens up and it was swag. Right off the bat, it's swag, and it's like a slow song. It's not even like getting the crowd going. It's fine, whatever. So he does maybe like 15 minutes, 20 minutes of swag, but they're all very slow. And then at one point he goes, All right, let's slow it down. I'm not kidding. I like look at Ty and go, how can it get any slower?

SPEAKER_03 20:00

Oh, slow it down. So you're actually headlining.

SPEAKER_01 20:03

No, right, right. So then he's doing acoustic covers of, and again, like I'm I don't know his whole discography. Like he's doing songs I've never even heard of.

SPEAKER_03 20:11

So you're just like sitting through it.

SPEAKER_01 20:12

So I'm just kind of like, okay. And then halfway through, he gets on his laptop and he opens up YouTube and he's like, okay, like let's see how far you guys really go back. And he starts playing 30-second clips of his old songs, right? So like this is like when he starts doing he and he's typing in like on YouTube, like a boomer. Like dh-like.

SPEAKER_03 20:35

Right, because he probably never learned how to type.

SPEAKER_01 20:39

He's he's type finger, like index finger finger pointing, um, typing in like his old songs. And like the crowd will like go crazy for the like the songs that he's putting on, obviously. But then he'll cut it after 30 seconds, and it's like you just have everyone jumping going nuts.

SPEAKER_03 20:56

Cabrell said something to me in the card today where she was like, I read this thing again. I have no idea how true this is. This is coming from my friend's mom who read something on like Instagram, I think. So again, this is where I'm getting my source. But did it like she said like Justin Bieber sold his discography.

SPEAKER_01 21:13

Right.

SPEAKER_03 21:13

And so he needs permission to like play his songs, but I don't know if he needs the permission if he goes on YouTube.

SPEAKER_01 21:19

Right. So everyone was talking about that too, saying it was kind of like a loophole for him to be able to do it. But I I Googled it this morning and I was like, Yeah, it's like it's not even true. It's not even true.

SPEAKER_03 21:31

People are doing mental gymnastics to justify the performance. Like people are doing mental gymnastics, they're like, You know, he's fucked up because of Diddy.

SPEAKER_00 21:41

That's what people are saying. People are saying that he's fucked up, that he's like victim of Diddy, and and that's why his shit was fucking shipped from above.

SPEAKER_01 21:49

Y'all, like, and like listen, and listen, I have so much fucking empathy for that kid. Like, I really do. I know he's abused.

SPEAKER_03 21:56

Like, let's be honest with ourselves. He was doing drugs at far too young of an age. Like, remember when, like, I don't know. Like his stepmom was calling the police on him.

SPEAKER_01 22:02

Like, and Ellen's talking about like touching him when he's like 15.

SPEAKER_03 22:05

Yeah, exactly. And he's like shoddy right there.

unknown 22:08

That's everything I need.

SPEAKER_01 22:10

It's Ellen's like that.

SPEAKER_03 22:11

Like it's Ellen like me.

SPEAKER_01 22:15

Like that poor kid. Like, I get it. Like, your life has been fucked up, dude. Like, it's been fucked up. But again, like, go to therapy. Go heal in therapy. Everyone's being like, you're on stage of healing for him.

SPEAKER_03 22:26

Like, yada yada yada. Every other headliner. True. Like, Beyonce. I'm sorry, she had a fucking killer performance. No one will ever taught Beyonce. And guess what? She was fucking groomed.

SPEAKER_01 22:36

She was groomed and she just gave birth like two weeks before.

SPEAKER_03 22:39

Exactly. Like, let me just say right now. Beyonce proves that you can be, you can have a fucked up life. And you can do it.

SPEAKER_01 22:46

And still deliver. And still deliver. And like there's a part where I hate to say it. He's on. I'm not even kidding. He has his laptop open. He's typing in like cool math games. Man's on Roblox. In Roblox, he's signing in.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

Forgot password.

SPEAKER_01 22:59

His iCloud's like logging out. But at one point, I'm literally standing in the crowd and I made a joke. I turned to I turn to Ty go, watch his Wi-Fi go out. I'm not even fucking kidding. All of a sudden, like the video has like a circle. It's not loading. He's going, freaking Wi-Fi.

SPEAKER_00 23:14

It's going four seconds. It's fucking four seconds. Fucking Wi-Fi. No costume, no outfit. Like, what is it? A sweatshirt. Happy to look a math. Happy to look a math, like standing somber down.

SPEAKER_01 23:30

Like. And okay, so so I don't know. He does his fucking cool math games. He's checking in on his fucking Neo Pets. I'm like, bro, what? Like, I don't know. And all this to say, I left from his set and I was just kind of like, what was that? At one point I turned to Ty. I was like, is this like a cry for help? I'm so serious. Because when it was happening, he's playing, he's playing memes. He's going on YouTube, he's typing in D's nuts video.

SPEAKER_03 23:56

Yeah, it's like this, he has the soundboard.

SPEAKER_01 23:58

It's like I'm going, Fu. I literally turned into time, I'm like, what is happening? He's playing like the double rainbow video.

SPEAKER_00 24:10

Like, I'm like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 24:12

And everyone again, the mental gymnastics to make something into like to make nothing into something. They're like, well, this is cathartic for him, and like this is like nostalgic, and he got his start on YouTube, and da-da-da.

SPEAKER_03 24:24

I'm like gonna cry. This is cathartic for this. This man? I literally have two bads. This is cathartic for him. He's like D's nuts. He's healing his inner child by performing like shit.

SPEAKER_00 24:36

Yeah. D's nuts.

SPEAKER_01 24:38

Got him. Like, okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Whatever. Oh my god. Shit from a butt.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

Shit from a butt. The one cute part was like he there, there was a clip of him, like, you know, like the OG video that he like got scouted for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was him singing in his room. Yeah. Um it was like, oh, I'm it's you, and girl, no one else but you with every kiss. He was singing. Oh my god. And then half the time, bro, he would play the clips and he wouldn't even be singing along. He would harmonize with like one word, but then like the rest, he was just like. He's watching in the crowd too. He just wanted tickets to Coachella. Yeah. No, I'm not even kidding. The video would be playing and he's not even singing. He's just going like this. At one point, he's talking. He's talking. You can see him talking like on like the screen. I go, was his mic cut? I was like, did they cut his mic? Molly, his microphone was on the table. He's talking and he's going like this. And then he goes like this. Oh my bad.

SPEAKER_03 25:38

Mind you, he's been performing his entire life.

SPEAKER_00 25:40

Like, you should know that the microphone. You should know about the microphone. Mind you.

SPEAKER_01 25:46

If that imagine if Beyonce gave me a microphone, imagine if a woman did that. So that was my whole takeaway, right? We leave from Justin's set, and me and my friends are talking about it. And we're just being like, if that immediately we're like, if that were a woman up there, giving that performance. Imagine Beyonce. Because a lot of people too are comparing it and being like, well, Justin is such an icon, he's such a legend, he's made a name for himself. He can get up there and do that. Okay, then riddle me this Beyonce.

SPEAKER_03 26:13

Beyonce. Sabrina.

SPEAKER_01 26:14

Taylor, Taylor Swift. Yeah. The biggest icons of music, like if there, if it's any woman got up there and did that, they would be booed off a stage. Googled. Googled. Would be booed off stage.

SPEAKER_03 26:25

Uh, yeah, and looking a mess too. Up there in like a fucking sweatshirt.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 26:31

If Lizo did that, someone would shoot her right then and there.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

Crucified. I'm not kidding. I'm not even fucking kidding. Yeah. Because it's like a man can get up on stage in a hoodie, Googling fucking YouTube videos, whatever. And it's like, they're a legend. They're they're innovative. Bibbercella. Yeah, Bibberchella. This is like this is nothing we've ever seen before. They're a lot, like, whatever. And then it's just like. If you're a woman, you can't get away with that. Exactly. And it's like point blank.

SPEAKER_03 27:00

We've never seen this before. There's a reason.

SPEAKER_01 27:02

Yeah. I'm like, no fucking kidding.

SPEAKER_03 27:05

People like paid thousands of dollars, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 27:07

Because again, you're headlining Coachella. This isn't like a performance at the Troubadour. Do that at the Troubadour.

SPEAKER_04 27:12

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

But you're headlining Coachella. There's millions of people watching you. They all paid so much money. He's also the top paid headliner of all time. He made$10 million to sit up there and play on Webkins.

SPEAKER_03 27:23

Like they would never pay a woman that much.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

No. And it's because he's like, yeah. And same thing. It's like the Kanyes of the world, the Justins of the world, they can get up there and just scratch their ass on stage, and everyone's like, this is performance art. Whoa! Holy shit.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

He's a chick he wants a hooker. Awesome. Like, you know, that's literally what it is. Yup. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:46

He's commentating on America. No, he's not. No, he's not. This is cathartic for him. This that's healing his inner child. That's so killer to me.

SPEAKER_01 27:57

Oh my god. I literally I had to go home and I had to watch B Bay Chella to cleanse myself.

SPEAKER_03 28:02

I could only imagine.

SPEAKER_01 28:04

I literally had to like cleanse myself and be like, that is a true performance. Like that's performing. That's performing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:09

Even last year with like Charlie. Like that, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:12

Yeah. And like again, this is not to say that Justin isn't super fucking talented. Obviously, he's so fucking talented because he's where he is today. Like his talent got him where he is. Totally. It's just like it it made me kind of sad and disappointed to see what he did with the opportunity that he was given to headline Coachella.

SPEAKER_03 28:32

Yeah. You know? I I totally agree. And I think also like people making excuses for it. It's like if you actually really cared about the excuses that you're making, you would actually be concerned about it. Yeah. Because like the excuses like, oh, he's like healing, whatever. Like, I would actually that would be concerning if you know what I mean. Yeah. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_01 28:48

And again, like, I know, I know that man has been through hell and back, and I am truly like I I empathize with him so much. But like heal, heal at home. Agree. Heal in therapy.

SPEAKER_03 29:00

Not on stage.

SPEAKER_01 29:01

Heal at passages Malibu. Like.

SPEAKER_03 29:03

That part. But and all and see, like, people are gonna get mad at that. Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 29:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:08

People are also gonna get mad because, well, let's talk about the Starbucks.

SPEAKER_01 29:12

Oh, let's talk about the Starbucks.

SPEAKER_03 29:14

Let's talk about the Starbucks of it all.

SPEAKER_01 29:15

You kind of have to fill me in because again, like I really wasn't on my phone this weekend, so I missed like a lot of shit.

SPEAKER_03 29:20

So like N Mills, Victoria Paris, a bunch of these influencers were all invited to the Starbucks house. You know, it's like there was the Poppy house, there was the Starbucks house, there was the Poosh house, there was what else?

SPEAKER_01 29:32

Guess. Guess is always there.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

Yeah. Um and Starbucks, like, they sent everyone, like, they sent Victoria Paris in like evently, and like she like her video, like, I think in order to be there, like she had to get Starbucks on the way to Coachella, which I'm looking at the camera when I say this. I am sure so many of these people who are criticizing Victoria Paris got Starbucks on their way to Coachella.

SPEAKER_00 29:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:56

People are having such an issue specifically with Victoria Paris doing this because they're like, well, Starbucks supports X, Y, and Z, right? Like, first of all, if you actually do your research, you would know that they actually don't have a stance on it. The only thing that Starbucks is is anti-union.

SPEAKER_01 30:08

Right.

SPEAKER_03 30:09

So that's what you should be getting mad at. You're not, you're not mad at that. You're mad at an influencer who wanted to go to Coachella for money. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

Mm-hmm. Newsflash, they all do.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

News News Flash, so do you. You're getting mad at the influencer more than you're mad at the brand.

SPEAKER_01 30:23

Yeah, right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_03 30:26

And I'm like, Victoria Paris, like, you don't, you're not deserving of the hate right now. Let me say it.

SPEAKER_01 30:33

Yeah, I mean, again, like, I haven't seen anything about it, but just from like what I'm hearing, yeah. Everyone everyone's mad because she went with Starbucks.

SPEAKER_03 30:41

Yes. Oh, but everyone posted that that unicorn Frappuccino on their story.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

Right, I'm like, and you would do it too for a check.

SPEAKER_03 30:49

You would do it too for$200,000.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

Because that's what people are saying. I don't even know if that's confirmed, but that's just like what they're talking about saying.

SPEAKER_01 30:55

I'd believe it. Yeah. I'd believe it.

SPEAKER_03 30:56

Also, again, if you did a little bit more of your research than just like looking at an info infographic on Instagram, you would learn that Starbucks, the only problem with them is that they're anti-union.

SPEAKER_01 31:08

Well, that's the problem.

SPEAKER_03 31:09

Which is a fucked up problem, but you're not mad at them for that.

SPEAKER_01 31:11

No. Well, the I mean, people just like open up the comment section, they see one thing and like they don't do their like they don't do the research. They're just like dog piling on whatever is being said. They're like taking the comment as if it's like a credible news source.

SPEAKER_03 31:25

Yeah, and also like no one's mad at the Poosh people. The Poosh people, then the Kardashians like aren't they in bed with fucking Elon Musk and um Jeff Bezos? No one cares about that because it's like right now everyone's talking about Victoria Paris and Starbucks, and it's like it really doesn't matter about the actual content, really just matters what people are talking about.

SPEAKER_01 31:42

Yeah, a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_03 31:43

And like I kind of feel bad for her. It's like, again, you're giving this girl, this girl who like needs to pay her rent at the end of the day. You're mad at this girl more than you're mad at the actual brands. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

unknown 31:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:57

Like, am I am I wrong? Am I like, you know?

SPEAKER_01 31:59

No.

SPEAKER_03 32:00

Or I it's just crazy to me.

SPEAKER_01 32:02

I know, because uh besides that, it's like all these brands are fucked up. Exactly. They all have their own shit.

SPEAKER_03 32:07

Where do we think these Barbie dolls are being produced? Somewhere where people are probably not being paid enough.

SPEAKER_01 32:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:12

Where do we think they're being produced? Like, come on, y'all. Like, yeah, if we really want to get down to it, like, let's get down to it, let's talk about it. Like, let's just not criticize this poor girl online.

SPEAKER_01 32:21

Yeah. Well, people just like want to pick and choose like who they get mad at. Exactly. Again, like right now, Victoria Paris is under fire and it's just everyone like dogpiling in the comments and like Yeah. Whatever the fuck.

SPEAKER_03 32:31

Also easier to get mad at Victoria Paris, like someone you can actually comment on, versus like actually being like, wow, I'm kind of helpless against big corporations.

SPEAKER_01 32:40

Yeah, really though, like at the end of the day, that's what it is. It's night. Yeah. Like at the end of the day, it's night. Like, that's really what it comes down to.

SPEAKER_03 32:48

Yeah, it's like you yeah, and it's just really annoying.

SPEAKER_01 32:51

Real quick, three little notes on Coachella, right? Okay. I went to the cat's eye after party with Revolve. With Revolve. All the girls were there. Oh my god. It was insane. It was insane. It was like Oh my god. No, it was pretty small and intimate. Like I was just standing right next to the girls. And at one point I met Megan. We were in a group, and I'm not kidding. It was like me, her, and like two other people. Oh my god! Oh my god, no! I know, I know. That's awesome. And I introduced myself. I was like, hi, I'm Paige. She's like, hi, I'm Megan, like whatever. I was like, you were so fucking incredible. Like your performance was amazing. Yada yada. She is so sweet. Thank you so much. Like, oh my gosh, I really hope you enjoyed it. Oh my god. I was awesome. Gag gag city. Awesome. I'm like, and if we got anything from Harry Daniels, new gag order. Yeah. Like.

SPEAKER_03 33:36

Holy shit. Manon. Manone. Yeah. She was in the crowd. Was she? She was in the crowd of Coachella. Is that not a gag? Like at Cat's eyes. I don't think it catzed.

SPEAKER_01 33:45

Oh my god. I thought you meant like at their set.

SPEAKER_03 33:47

No, but isn't that crazy? She was she went to Coachella.

SPEAKER_01 33:50

I want to know everything.

SPEAKER_03 33:51

I do too.

SPEAKER_01 33:51

I want to be a fly on the wall. Like, I need to know everything.

SPEAKER_03 33:54

So bad.

SPEAKER_01 33:55

Also, Kendall Jenner and Jacob Alordi.

SPEAKER_03 33:59

You're a lesbian. You are a lesbian.

SPEAKER_01 34:01

You are a lesbian. You're uh you're gay. Like, you're gay. Yeah, no, no, no. Um You're by. Were they were they caught in the room? They were making out.

SPEAKER_03 34:09

They were Mackin.

SPEAKER_01 34:10

Where's Olivia Jade?

SPEAKER_03 34:12

I don't know. Probably getting her mom out of prison for writing that college essay about the rowing team. Like, but Brooke posted something where I was like, literally, yeah. She was like, Kendall Jenner making out with Jacob Alordi. Like, it just like is like greedy.

SPEAKER_01 34:24

It's just greedy.

SPEAKER_03 34:25

I was gonna add big and greedy, but I don't want big words and Brooks.

SPEAKER_01 34:31

No, they're skinny and greedy. They're they're tiny and greedy and they're tiny and greedy. I'm so mad. I'm so mad because yeah, now it's like Kylie has Timmy, Kendall has Jacob Alordy. What's next?

SPEAKER_03 34:42

What's next? Like, oh my god. Like, y'all.

SPEAKER_01 34:45

Chris Jenner gets Harry Styles. Like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 34:47

Oh, like keep it in the family. Yeah. Yeah. Kendall Jenner been there, done that.

SPEAKER_01 34:50

I know.

SPEAKER_03 34:51

Which I always forget about. Like, what are you talking about? Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles. Um, euphoria.

SPEAKER_01 34:56

Oh, I know. Oh, wait, hold on. Last note on Coachella. I'm sitting in the grass, right? And I'm not kidding. I see this little girl run by with her blue hair swinging. It's Northwest. Molly, Molly, I'm not kidding. I look up, I go, there's no fucking way, there's no fucking way. There's no fucking way. Her teal hair down to her fucking ankles. She's just running through the crowd. Piercing on her hand. Piercing on her fucking hand. The other holding bands. I'm not kidding. Waltz right past me. Oh my god. I'm not getting. I'm sitting down with like time a couple. I go, guys, guys, gosh, that's northwest. Ty turns around. Ty goes, it's your bestie, Miss Miss Westie. I go, piercing on my hand. The other throwing bands. She goes, hey.

SPEAKER_03 35:37

Awesome. Awesome. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 35:39

I was gagged.

SPEAKER_03 35:41

Oh my God. How crazy. That's crazy. I know. Is she there alone?

SPEAKER_01 35:46

No, she was there. Well, she had like two of her. I don't know who they are, but like two of her friends there. They all have like their own like different colored hair. Like one's like hot pink. Yeah. So cute.

SPEAKER_03 35:56

Like super classic, like middle school girls.

SPEAKER_01 35:58

100%. Like North's hair was teal. Her friends had like hot pink hair and lime green. I was just like, I would want to be you. I do want to be you when I'm like 28. Like, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 36:08

That's fierce.

SPEAKER_01 36:09

I'm obsessed with her.

SPEAKER_03 36:10

That's so awesome. I really hope for the best for her. Like, truly, like, she came into this world with a card stacked against her in a weird way. Yeah. And like, even though like she's obviously born into like the craziest amount of wealth and like privilege, but like at the same time. At the same time, that girl, she's got some cards stacked against her. Like, I really wish her the best, especially right now in adolescence.

SPEAKER_01 36:31

Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_03 36:32

Oh my god. But I had to go. I just can't. Like, I just like, if someone had a camera in my face, like when I was like in between the ages of like 13 to 15, like shoot me dead with a gun.

SPEAKER_01 36:44

Beyond. Yeah, she's going, what are those? Those are clothes. Those are clothes.

SPEAKER_02 36:49

Awwww.

SPEAKER_01 36:49

And then Kim started crying. I like had a problem where I I think up until like middle school, I would like gallop around like a horse and like eat grass. Like I'm not even kidding.

SPEAKER_03 37:00

I'm gonna be a mermaid.

SPEAKER_01 37:01

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:02

I'm gonna have to spell.

SPEAKER_01 37:03

Like I really didn't grow up until like way too late.

SPEAKER_03 37:06

Same.

SPEAKER_01 37:06

Like it was to a point where it was probably concerning my mom. Should have been like seek help.

SPEAKER_03 37:10

No, I think my mom was a concern.

SPEAKER_01 37:11

I my mom like really wasn't, and I feel like she should have been. She should have been a little bit. I think she was just like, you're a free spirit, but it's kind of like mom, do something about that. Like that's not normal.

SPEAKER_03 37:19

I was such like a weird kid.

SPEAKER_01 37:21

No, me too, beyond.

SPEAKER_03 37:22

I was like, someone had to sleep in my bed with me. So far too late.

SPEAKER_01 37:26

Like No, no, no. Me too. And no, I was like 14. I'm not like 13, 14. I would still like crawl into my parents' bed.

SPEAKER_03 37:32

Yeah, exactly. And they'd be like, please, Molly, you have to figure this out. And I'd be like, y'all, like, I'm scared someone's gonna murder me. Like shit. You know, again, if someone had a camera in my face during this time in my life.

SPEAKER_01 37:41

Yeah, no. I'm I'd be so embarrassed.

SPEAKER_03 37:44

I'd be so embarrassed. So, Northwest, you're doing better than I was.

SPEAKER_01 37:49

And now. You're doing better than I am now.

SPEAKER_03 37:51

And now, and now. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 37:54

Um, euphoria.

SPEAKER_03 37:55

Euphoria.

SPEAKER_01 37:56

Obviously, you watched it.

SPEAKER_03 37:57

I watched it. I had my euphoria Sunday. Annabelle and I, my friend Annabelle, she has a new apartment. It's so not furnished. She has four dining room chairs, no dining room table.

SPEAKER_01 38:07

I love that. That's it. They're also metal.

SPEAKER_03 38:10

So it hurts my little butt. Um, we're watching two chairs in in the living room. There's a TV. It's like a big thing. Like breaking bad. Literally, like Justin Jane Williams. Yeah, literally. Literally like that. We're watching. We're like, what the fuck is this, y'all?

SPEAKER_01 38:25

It's bro. I got home yesterday. I drove home from Coachella. I was like, I cannot wait. I'm gonna take my little bubble bath. I'm gonna light a candle. I'm gonna I'm gonna watch Euphoria on my laptop. So I did just that. I'm I'm literally sitting, I'm sat there like, what the fuck is this?

SPEAKER_03 38:41

That's what made you sick.

SPEAKER_01 38:43

I'm not kidding. I'm not even fucking kidding. That gave me fucking chills. It was so bad. It was so bad it gave me chills. First of all, whole thing's just soft p. Thank you. It's fetish content. The whole thing.

SPEAKER_03 38:54

Making Chloe Cherry like swallow these things and then shit herself and be like, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 38:59

And there's a whole two-minute montage of them eating, swallowing the balloons, gagging themselves, like hot fingers down the throat. I was watching it. It was like the with lube, and like it's so weird. So spitty and like oh my god. I was watching it like I'm uncomfortable. Like it is obviously just so clearly everything's just over sexualized.

SPEAKER_03 39:20

And the cassie of it all, like this is this is a him humiliation ritual for Sydney Sweeney.

SPEAKER_01 39:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:26

Um, which I'm like, maybe it's deserved, but not from Sam Levinson.

SPEAKER_01 39:30

No.

SPEAKER_03 39:30

Also, Sam Levinson doesn't have a writer's room, it's just him writing the script. So it's like, how are you allowed to be writing scripts with the N-word in them? Like, why is no one talking about this?

SPEAKER_01 39:38

Yeah, and like, well, was it you that said, or like, how'd I know? But like Petra Collins originally was like she was the original all of this is built off of her photography. Yes. She was going to be the director. And then she got fired, and then he took over, and then it literally went to shit.

SPEAKER_03 39:55

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 39:55

Yeah. So the whole thing's just fucking bad. I was watching it again. I just feel like there's no. This could have just been like a standalone movie. There's no connection. There's no ties to the original plot. Also, exactly. They they wrote Fez's character, Angus Cloud's character, as like he's in prison for 30 years. Kind of like a cheap, like kind of just like super fucked up, like yeah, like what?

SPEAKER_03 40:20

But now you're never gonna be able to visit him, you're never gonna be able to do anything with that. So, like, that's just a throwaway line.

SPEAKER_01 40:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:26

Also, euphoria used to be like unbelievable because these kids were wearing that makeup in high school. Now it's unbelievable because like Rue is a drug mule.

SPEAKER_01 40:35

Let's all get so fucking serious. Let's all get so fucking serious right now.

SPEAKER_03 40:41

It used to be unbelievable because like Annabelle, she was like, it used to be unbelievable because Jules was trans in high school. Yeah. Now it's unbelievable because Cassie is on fucking OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_01 40:52

Like And also, like, I'm sorry, Nate's character, like I just feel like people like people's characters now don't even like align with who they were, like, in the first season. Like Nate's character would never stand for that. He'd beat her ass. Like, sorry, like Yeah, like uh uh and I just feel like his character, I don't know, he just seems like a lot more like intense and like cutthroat in like the first two seasons. Yeah. And this one he's like a little more normal.

SPEAKER_03 41:19

Yes, and he's almost playing like the straight man character, which is super weird. Yeah. Because that should not be the voice of reason. Nate, what is it? Jacobs. There was a kid who went to my school who is whose name is Nate Davis. Uh-huh. And like he like it's kind of like one of those like first and last names kind of guy. Shout out Nate. Hey, what's up? And one time I was drunk at a party and my friend was crying, and then Nate Davis was like, hold on, I have to hug her. Like my friend, which I was like, You're super crazy. He's actually just like a really nice guy. Like, I don't know, but I'm like a hater. And um, I went, It's okay, B. Nate Jacobs is coming to hug you.

SPEAKER_05 41:54

And he went, Whoa, whoa, whoa.

SPEAKER_03 41:57

Anyway, so I always have to check myself when I say it. But Nate Jacobs should not be the voice of reason.

unknown 42:04

At all!

SPEAKER_03 42:06

Also, oh, the ships of euphoria. The ships of euphoria used to be part of my my favorite tropes. Yeah. Fat girl, skinny boy. Love. Love it. Barbara Ferreira. Love it. She's skinny girl. Wear a skinny boy. I don't love it as much. Nart girlfriend, Lexi, drug boyfriend, Fez. One's dead. One's now working at a studio question mark.

SPEAKER_01 42:28

Yeah, like her play just got picked up. Or like what happened?

SPEAKER_03 42:31

Like Yeah, like popular girl who like pegs a boy. The boy is popular. Nate Davis and Maddie. Nate Davis. I said it again! Nate Davis! Nate Davis, fuck! Nate Jacobs and Maddie. Nate Davis. Fuck. I know he's like pissed. We're friends too. Like, did the Oh my god. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 42:48

They just like so many characters, so many like storylines just throw out the window. McKay, where the fuck is McKay?

SPEAKER_03 42:54

People I forgot about. That's what I'm saying. Is Ashtray dead?

SPEAKER_01 42:58

I don't know. I don't even think Sam Levinson knows. Like, they're just gonna write him out. Like, so so many things.

SPEAKER_03 43:07

And the way nothing even happened, I didn't even see Jules once in this episode. No. No Jules, no Barbie Ferreira. There were like four characters.

SPEAKER_01 43:15

Yeah, Barbie. I did they even like address where she is. Where she is, like what's going on with her. Same thing with Ethan. Remember like that whole storyline.

SPEAKER_03 43:23

Yes, my fat girl skinny boy.

SPEAKER_01 43:25

Yes, and she randomly just like decided to dump him one day, like at like a Chinese restaurant. She's like, I just don't want this anymore.

SPEAKER_03 43:30

Yeah. What?

SPEAKER_01 43:31

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 43:32

Who else was even in this? Oh, Rue's family.

SPEAKER_01 43:36

Yeah, Gia, the sister.

SPEAKER_03 43:37

Yeah, Storm Reed.

SPEAKER_01 43:39

Yeah. What the fuck? Where uh uh Dominic Fike? Ha ha ha with his guitar. Do you remember that? The whole like five minutes.

SPEAKER_03 43:50

The five minute serenade that made me want to pick each hair out of my head. It was so spare me.

SPEAKER_01 43:58

Spare me.

SPEAKER_03 43:59

Spare me. Oh, skip.

SPEAKER_01 44:01

Waste of five minutes. Oh, skip. They could have used that towards the plot to like wrap up some loose ends.

SPEAKER_03 44:06

But no, it was because he couldn't wrap it up. And so let me just do this. Let me waste my five minutes on this original song that no one's ever going to stream because it was actually bad. So bad. Oh, and then he dates Hunter Schaefer, the love of my life, and then cheats on her.

unknown 44:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:22

Like, die. You deserve nothing. You don't deserve her.

SPEAKER_01 44:26

At fucking all. Yeah. Hunter, I can treat you so well.

SPEAKER_03 44:29

No, like Hunter Schaefer.

SPEAKER_01 44:29

Hunter I can treat you so well.

SPEAKER_03 44:31

Probably my number one celebrity crush. I agree. Like her, Alyssa Liu. I agree. Well, no, Alyssa Liu, like it was really just during the Olympics when she was like.

SPEAKER_01 44:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:40

I'm over it.

SPEAKER_01 44:41

Oh my god. Well, I was gonna say, who's your number one celebrity crush? But it's um the Targaryen.

SPEAKER_03 44:45

Yeah, well, because I consider my top three all one person, which is Phoebe Bridgers, Reneera Targaryen, who's not a person, and Hunter Schaefer. Those are all the same. Cut from the same club. Like that I the the they're all the same.

SPEAKER_01 44:57

Like just blonde and gorgeous.

SPEAKER_03 44:59

Exactly, exactly. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:01

Yeah. No, you four. I'm like, I can't wait to finish the season just to see how bad it is. Um, also, I'm pretty sure it got like a 57 rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Do you know how bad it's gotta be? Do you know how fucking bad it's gotta be?

SPEAKER_03 45:15

57 on Rotten Tomatoes. The worst things I've ever seen have 80.

SPEAKER_01 45:19

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Chicken Run has like a 90, I'm sure. Like, dude, also it's a sausage part, yeah. But I feel like euphoria only made sense in the context of it being high school and of these characters being crazy and 16 and like not having their frontal lobe developed and like being a mess and having crazy makeup, and now it's like, where's the makeup? Where's the vision?

SPEAKER_03 45:39

Where's the I didn't even see Rue get high this episode?

SPEAKER_01 45:43

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03 45:44

Oh is she no longer an addict? I didn't see her get high once.

SPEAKER_01 45:48

Maybe she I think maybe she smoked weed at the end. That's it. But like where's the hard drive?

SPEAKER_03 45:53

Yeah, exactly. I'm like, where's the oxygen? Beginners. Exactly. Like, wow. I've never seen something go this downhill. I know. Ever. No, it's like Stranger Things, like the last season of Stranger Things, like that's cinema comparatively.

SPEAKER_01 46:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:08

Oh also, like free Zendaya of the shackles of Euphoria.

SPEAKER_01 46:13

So I'm Queen, you deserve so much better. Her at the premiere is just like not even taking pictures of anyone.

SPEAKER_03 46:18

Sorry. That was so killer.

SPEAKER_01 46:20

Oh my god, it's like all the other actresses are like together in a pick and she's just nowhere to be found. She walked the carpet, got her ass right out of there.

SPEAKER_03 46:27

Because it's like, let me fulfill my contract and let me get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_01 46:30

Like, Zendaya, you are above it.

SPEAKER_03 46:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:32

You are above it. You don't need that. You don't need that. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_03 46:35

Also, I watched the drama. Yeah, wait, how was?

SPEAKER_01 46:39

No? No. Really?

SPEAKER_03 46:41

I did not like. I did not. It made me so upset. It like made me so annoyed and upset by the end of it that like all of my friends we were talking outside of the movie theater, and I was like, I literally have to go home. Like, I was like, I can't even hear you guys talk about it because I it's not worth my air.

SPEAKER_01 46:59

Why was it mad? Well, a lot of people. I don't even know what it's about.

SPEAKER_03 47:02

Should I tell you?

SPEAKER_01 47:03

Give me like a like a brief overview without giving me too much.

SPEAKER_03 47:09

Okay, okay. Because basically, no spoilers. We won't do any spoilers, but the drama, like I still about like the the her Zendaya and Robert Pattinson are getting married. Super cute. They're in Boston. Their friends, like they're out of wine tasting, and their friend Alana Haim, who I dislike because I think that she can't act. I hated her in one battle after another. I hated her in this. Um they're like, well, before we got married, we said the worst thing we've ever done. And it's like she trapped a disabled kid in a closet, and then there was like a search party, right? Like that's what Alana Himes was. Like the guy, her husband, it was like, oh, like I used my girlfriend as a human shield with like this dog that I was scared of. Like it's bullshit. Like, and then Zendaya says her thing, and it's the worst thing you can possibly think of. And then it's like about coping throughout that. But it's like it's a really good idea and a really horrible execution. And it's like, what? And the whole movie's about that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:07

Like surrounding the worst thing you've ever done.

SPEAKER_03 48:09

Yeah, it's like like Robert Pattinson like trying to deal with like the fact that Zendaya like thought about doing the worst thing you could ever do.

SPEAKER_01 48:15

Oh okay. That's it. Yep. So they're gonna get they're about to get married. She says this thing, now he's having second thoughts essentially.

SPEAKER_03 48:24

Basically, and then it's just kind of like anxiety-inducing, like in the way that Shiva Baby is anxiety-inducing, but not in the way that it's interesting, like Shiva Baby.

SPEAKER_01 48:31

So I shouldn't go see it.

SPEAKER_03 48:34

I'm like, I really want to tell you what it's about, but Damn.

SPEAKER_01 48:37

That makes me like, I know. It's like I like want to know, but I do want I still do want to see it. But like that makes me sad because I was watching like all the promo for it. And Robert Patton was great. He's Robert Pattinson's such a fucking freak. I know. I love him down. Yeah. He's such a fucking weirdo.

SPEAKER_03 48:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:51

Like genuinely just like weirdo. The meme of him standing in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_03 48:54

I know.

unknown 48:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:56

Tracksuit button to the top. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:58

Yeah, like I just love him.

SPEAKER_03 49:00

No, I hated this movie. Waste of my hair. I have so many like issues with it too. Like the fact that like this Swedish guy wrote and directed it. The fact that Zendaya's character is the one to have uh planned this thing. The fact that like all of it. I I think all of it was tone F and weird and like free Zendaya, free Zendea, free Zendaya of these weird men.

SPEAKER_01 49:21

I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go watch like we can.

SPEAKER_03 49:23

It's fucking crazy. You're literally gonna be like, that's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_01 49:26

Oh my god. Um wait, okay, yeah. What else do you have? Because I also want to talk about the Alex's fighting.

SPEAKER_03 49:32

Oh, let's talk about the Alex's fighting. Um, Jake Shane, is he ripped? Like Yes, yes. Is that for real? Like, I honestly was like, wow, this Photoshop getting good.

SPEAKER_01 49:42

Right. I was like, Brock's getting crazy. And can I say something too? He has one of those faces like where you can't. You were ripped with a b- Yeah, no, sick. Like, it doesn't like make sense. He's too much of like a Santa's helper. Yeah, he's like a little jolly fellow. Like, you can't be, you can't have a six-pack and like exactly.

SPEAKER_03 49:59

There's some people who aren't supposed to have six packs. No. I'm not one of those people.

SPEAKER_01 50:03

Same, obviously.

SPEAKER_03 50:04

If I had a six-pack, people would be like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 50:07

Yeah, no, it would just be like really like disordered.

SPEAKER_03 50:09

They'd be like, ooh. No, no, no. Like it wouldn't look right. Um, that being said, Jake Shane, sorry that I commented on your body.

SPEAKER_01 50:15

Yeah, but no, but like everyone was thinking it. Yeah. Everyone was thinking it, because I saw the picture, the one he posted at Coachella. Yeah. Shirtless. Well, I know he's been hitting that aloe gym.

SPEAKER_03 50:23

True. That's also the thing. He's been hitting it for a few years. So honestly, like the videos on like his little like.

SPEAKER_01 50:29

Oh, it's so funny. I love him. He's so funny. I love him. But yeah, it is kind of like, whoa.

SPEAKER_03 50:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:36

I saw it and I was like, this is a little this is crazy.

SPEAKER_03 50:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:38

I think it's also because he's like short.

SPEAKER_03 50:39

Yeah, it's like really unexpected.

SPEAKER_01 50:41

Now I'm just like going in on him.

SPEAKER_03 50:42

Yeah, exactly. Jake Shane gain weight. Like, Jake Shane. Yeah, like he's like got abs, and I have a problem with it. Okay. But the Alexes are fighting. I saw Dave Portnoy talk about it today, and I was like, shut your old ugly ass up.

SPEAKER_01 50:57

Anything to say relevant. Anything to hold on.

SPEAKER_03 51:01

Oh my god, he was so like crispy and sunburnt and like skate like scabs all over his face. I was like, you look such a fucking mess.

SPEAKER_01 51:07

Yeah, like you're dehydrated as fuck. Go put on some chapstick, drink the water. Put some sunscreen on. Beer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:13

And that's it.

SPEAKER_01 51:14

Uh yeah. PBR's down the hatch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:18

But the Alexes are fighting. Why?

SPEAKER_01 51:20

I don't know. I don't know. And like, you know what? I thought it was gonna be something like way deeper than what it is. Hold on, I have to crack my kneecap already. Ooh, hold on. Nice. Okay. I thought it was gonna be something way deeper than what it was because first of all, I don't really keep up with that crowd.

SPEAKER_03 51:35

Same.

SPEAKER_01 51:35

Every once in a while I'll get something, and right now, just because it's so big, like it came on my for you page, and then I was like, hmm, okay, kind of interesting. Like I wanna talk, like I wanna I want the flops to be. Um so I saw like this whole TikTok today, like explaining like the beef and the drama and like how far it goes back. Essentially, obviously, like Alex Cooper was under Barstool. She left Barstool. Unwell. Unwell, made the network. Um, Alex Girl went to Unwell, started her podcast.

SPEAKER_03 52:06

Left Unwell.

SPEAKER_01 52:07

Yeah, I forget what her podcast is called. It's like messy. Um something amass.

SPEAKER_03 52:12

Like I have a skincare brand.

SPEAKER_01 52:13

Yeah, like real actives, whatever the fuck. So she ends up like leaving Unwell like a few months ago. No one knows why, like, no one's like really commenting on it. And then something, something, she does a Carl's Jr. It's like what stupid y'all have so much money just hanging out. It's like who cares?

SPEAKER_03 52:33

Oh my god, just anything to fight and talk about ourselves.

SPEAKER_01 52:36

Apparently, it was something about like, yeah, Alex Earl like left the Unwell Network, and then she reposted some sh TikTok that was like shading Alex Cooper, and I guess like Alex Cooper then Like keep my wife's name out your mouth. Yeah, and then she like gets on TikTok and she You hit her at the Oscars. Yeah, exactly. Grace Rock Will Smith in the P. And she was just like, she gets on TikTok and she's like, okay, Alex, well then I'll drop, I'll drop all the receipts. Shut up. Like, oh my god. Actually, I want you guys to actually put on boxing gloves, get in the ring and fucking WWE SmackDown style. Like, exactly. Give me something interesting. I don't want like the cat little cat fight back and forth. I'm not entertained. No, no, no, no, no, no. Somebody gun. Yeah, bring out the gun.

SPEAKER_03 53:28

Exactly. So one of you get pregnant, have an abortion, then I'd be interested. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:33

And make it with Dave Portnoy.

SPEAKER_03 53:34

Oh, see, now I'm interested.

SPEAKER_01 53:36

Yeah, right. But right now, I guess the big drama is that Alex Earl did this Carl Jr. ad that was supposed to go to Alex Cooper originally. And you didn't get, and you didn't get the Carl's Jr.

unknown 53:49

ad.

SPEAKER_00 53:53

Over a Carl's Jr. ad? Bro.

SPEAKER_01 53:57

Bruh.

SPEAKER_00 53:58

We get to be serious. Howks to a point.

SPEAKER_01 54:02

Hox to a point. Two blonde girls fighting. Oh. Over a brand deal.

SPEAKER_03 54:08

Over a brand deal. And Dave Portnoy has something to say. You're 75.

SPEAKER_01 54:12

Literally open up an AARP card. Yeah. Like, oh my God. You better go check out some fucking assisted living homes.

SPEAKER_03 54:19

Exactly. Like, oh my fucking god, y'all. Like, boring. Oh, snooze. Snooze fest. The the fact that Dave Portnoy is on my for you page talking about Alex V. Alex, you're an old man. This is shit that I'm allowed to talk about on our podcast called Flopcast. You have no business putting your messy pods around this.

SPEAKER_01 54:41

No, it's insane. I'm like, also, I'm pretty sure you're like a gajillionaire. Get off the app. Get off the app. You don't need to be a part of this. Drink your beer. Yeah. I don't know. I think the whole catalyst is like the fact that they share a publicist or something in the girl, like, I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_02 54:59

Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 55:00

Again, snooze fest. I thought it was really gonna be some like good drama. I thought it was gonna be like Alex Cooper hooked up with like Braxton.

SPEAKER_03 55:07

Exactly, like something that I actually care about. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:09

I don't give a fuck about a hamburger. Y'all are fighting over a cheeseburger.

SPEAKER_03 55:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:14

You guys are fighting over like a$10 million deal. Big whoop. Big whoop. You got another one the next day.

SPEAKER_03 55:19

You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. We're just big and greedy. We're just small and greedy.

SPEAKER_01 55:24

Yeah, literally. You guys are anorexic and greedy.

SPEAKER_03 55:27

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 55:27

Double zero and fucking and greedy.

SPEAKER_03 55:29

And just having a pissed off about anything. You want to know why you're pissed off? You're hungry.

SPEAKER_01 55:34

Yeah. Go eat something. Everyone in the comments is like, I hate when you guys talk about women's bodies. What and they and you've never even eaten at Carl's Jr.

SPEAKER_03 55:43

That part. McDonald's CEO. Yeah. So clock that tea. Yeah, like whatever. Girl, go for that.

SPEAKER_01 55:51

Really, really, they should be giving it to us. Right. Right. I'm like, and you want to know what a real bitch who eats Carl's Jr. looks like?

SPEAKER_03 55:59

Come on.

SPEAKER_01 56:00

Come on, y'all. No one's buying it.

SPEAKER_03 56:02

Yeah. Well, I went to the butt doctor.

SPEAKER_01 56:04

Oh, how'd it go?

SPEAKER_03 56:05

It went very well, actually. I went to the butt doctor. Um, he had a few medical students with him. You're welcome. They got to look at my butt crack. And then he said, I don't think your pilonidal sis is going to come back. And then I said, Woo! Whoa. Oh my god. I know. Isn't that amazing news?

SPEAKER_01 56:22

Fucking snaps in the chat. Snaps in the chat. Can I get like a hallelujah? No, no, no, sis. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Butt crack, hallelujah. Hallelujah.

SPEAKER_03 56:32

Like, oh my god, y'all. Like, this is actually such amazing news.

SPEAKER_01 56:35

That's actually incredible. Right? I'm so happy for you right now.

SPEAKER_03 56:38

Right, everything's low-key coming up. Me, because also today I got my blood drawn and I didn't pass out.

unknown 56:43

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 56:44

This is big. I know. They are testing for an autoimmune disease. Okay. I don't think I have it.

SPEAKER_01 56:51

Wait, yeah, what what was happening?

SPEAKER_03 56:55

So I like went to my primary care doctor and because I um because I want to go off of my Z bound that I take for my PCOS and insulin resistance. And I'm kind of like, I feel like I don't really need it anymore. I it makes my stomach hurt. Like I'm fine. And I was like, I want to go, it's also expensive, like whatever, I want to go off of it. And she was like, okay, great. Like we have to taper down, like whatever. I was like, great. And then she was like, Do you have any other concerns? And I was like, honestly, let me just be transparent. Like I'm dealing with like this skin rash. And like my dermatologist was like, Oh, it could be so many things. It could be like um like a reaction to a drug that you're taking, or autoimmune. It could also just be like uh you had an illness that you weren't even aware of, like a cold or something, and that's how your body reacted, or it could be like blood cancer.

SPEAKER_01 57:30

Oh the last one.

SPEAKER_03 57:33

Okay. Again, to refresh the people, I pale, I vomit for days on end because I was so scared that I was dying.

SPEAKER_01 57:38

Yeah, panic attacks.

SPEAKER_03 57:40

My doctor, well, she's a physician assistant, but basically the same thing. And she's like, um, oh, that's crazy. Why would she say that to you? And I was like, right. And then she goes, let me see the rash. And then I showed her, and then she was like, Yeah, it might be an autoimmune. Oh, so why would you say that to me?

SPEAKER_01 57:54

Yeah, no, like they know you freak out.

SPEAKER_03 57:56

They know I freak out. I freak out. Right. Right. And so then she's like, You should get blood work done. And I'm like, every time I get blood work done, I pass out and vomit. Like, can we not? So bad. Exactly. And so today I'm on the special chair that they have to put people on who are weird and like have issues where I'm like laying down.

SPEAKER_01 58:15

Um strapped in.

SPEAKER_03 58:17

Yeah, and I'm like watching videos of Taylor Swift on my phone to distract myself. And the guy taking it, I like he tried to make a joke. He tried to be a funny. No. And cause I go, I don't know why it stresses me out so much. Like, and then I went, No, I know exactly why it stresses me out. Like, it's a needle on my arm. He goes, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift stresses you out. She probably shouldn't be watching. Now it's not the time for jokes.

SPEAKER_01 58:33

Why are you laughing in my face? Why are you playing in my face?

SPEAKER_03 58:35

Now it's not the time for jokes right now. That's not funny. Now it's not the time for jokes.

SPEAKER_01 58:39

I'm sitting there, I'm like, things about the laugh actually, like wrap it up.

SPEAKER_03 58:44

Also, they have to take my blood fasting. Also, obviously, I make the appointment for 9 30, so I don't get in till 10. I've been fasting since 8 p.m. the day before. I'm hungry.

SPEAKER_01 58:55

That's why you look really skinny today. You look like you look like Hayley Bieber.

SPEAKER_03 58:58

Yeah, I look like Hay Hailey Bieber. Like, I'm about to get a Carl Jr. ad. Um so anyway, so I'm like I didn't pass out. But honestly, I low-key have been feeling less anxious today, and I'm thinking like bloodletting. Right. When they put the leeches down, I was just gonna say I was just gonna say it took out all my medieval energy. Literally, like medieval energy, like medicine might low-key like be onto something.

SPEAKER_01 59:21

That's kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_03 59:22

I know.

SPEAKER_01 59:22

I need leeches right now. Sucking a lot of things. Yeah, like I'm feeling better. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 59:26

It took the autoimmune disease away. Perfect. No rash. Come on, what autoimmune disease would it be? Lupus. I'm not Selena Gomez.

SPEAKER_01 59:34

The rare disease.

SPEAKER_03 59:35

The rare disease is that rare disease she has.

SPEAKER_01 59:38

So good.

SPEAKER_03 59:39

So funny.

SPEAKER_01 59:40

So good. Yeah. Also, I thought Justin was gonna come out on stage and go, Selena, hallelujah. I would have loved that. I'm in, I'm a Jelena believer down. Me too. A hundred percent. They're soulmates. Yeah. No, and I got in, I literally got a TikTok edit of them this morning. I was like, that's his girl.

SPEAKER_04 59:55

Oh, I love it.

SPEAKER_01 59:56

He was literally on an interview. I don't know like when it was, obviously like years ago, but he was like, the interviewer asked, like, someday when you have kids, like, what are you gonna tell your kids was the best part of like your teenage years? And he goes, probably like the relationship with my ex-girlfriend. Like, I'll always like love her forever. Selena, hallelujah. Jelina, hallelujah. Yeah. Benny Blanco Marik. Wait, okay, rapid fire real quick too. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I also Ariana Grande teasing a new album. AG8. Get with it. Right. Oh, Abby and David broke up.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:31

What the fuck? I know, I know, I know, I know. I had it in my notes. And Connor and Georgie also broke up, but like who gives a fuck about Georgie?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:38

Yeah, no, she's so nothing burger, but like I saw that one coming. Like I was watching it and I was like, Connor, my king, like you deserve better. Like I mean obviously just like offensive.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:47

I'm a gladiator.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:49

That's Connor.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:50

And he needs a princess. Like And I am Georgie.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:53

Georgie.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:54

I love it. Um, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:56

But like Abby and David, that one like actually really that one hurt me.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:00

Aubrey Plaza pregnant with Charlie from Girls.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:03

I'm not joking. I'm not joking. Like, you could have given me a vibe ants and a crystal ball, and I never wouldn't have been able to come up with it. No. No. No, no, no. Ever. That's insane.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:16

It's killing me that people are calling him for Charlie from Girls, but like that's how I know him.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:20

I don't even know his real name. That is Charlie from Girls.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:22

At all.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:23

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:24

Congratulations to the happy couple. Yeah, congratulations, I think. Bobby Eltoff gonna be in the new Secret Lives of Mormon Wives spin-off.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:32

That's another blonde bitch. Get him out. Get him out. Skinny blonde bitch. Oh my god. Like enough, enough, enough, enough, enum, enough. Who else? Alex Earl and Alex Cooper? Yeah, exactly. Alex Altoff, like enough.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:43

TMZ is doing TMZ DC.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:47

What the fuck does that mean?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:48

Where they are now taking paparazzi pictures of politicians. It's honestly really funny.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:56

You're lying.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:57

No, like they took a bunch of pictures of like um what was it, Lindsay Graham, like one of these like fucking assholes, like um at McDonald's and was like, here's him getting a big Mac. Here's him getting like real like McGriddle. Here's him getting like it was really more.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:14

Like, oh my god, I I need I'm gonna literally go follow that internet today. Fierce. I'm like finally TMZ's found the people who deserve this.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:23

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:24

That's good.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:25

Yeah, like funny.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:27

Oh my god. Okay, well, uh you guys so fucking much. Yeah, we're gonna hop over to Patreon. We're gonna review some Coachella fits.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:35

Yes, the fun will keep going.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:37

Oh my god, all the Coachella outfits, all your favorites and least favorites. Influencers, celebs, we're gonna cover it all. You guys know what happened to me last time I did this. I got canceled nationwide. Yellow dress! Yellow dress game.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:50

What up with that? Let's keep it going. You look like shit. I'm just getting into it. You looked great. You looked great. I'm like careful.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:57

They're gonna get you. You're gonna get me.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:58

You looked great.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:59

I'm sorry. You look amazing. Best dress I've used. Okay, love you guys so much. Come by. Come flop with us on Patreon. Please flop your wings. Love you.

unknown 1:03:09

Bye.