WE’RE GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY | Flopcast ep.14

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This week we cover Molly’s nightmare LA apartment hunt, Coachella Weekend 2 chaos, Addison Rae and Olivia Rodrigo being the “new it-girls”, AI plastic surgery scams, weird DM fetishes, Euphoria losing the plot, and the internet’s latest concerning side characters. Plus: why we never stopped “playing pretend,” Tyler Catastrophe, Ice Spice at McDonald’s, and why being delusional might actually propel us into stardom

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Speaking of best friend maxing, I think I like text you more than anyone else in my life. I'm not kidding.

SPEAKER_04 0:04

We be texting.

SPEAKER_02 0:05

We be texting, but I'm like literally just got up, just opened my eyes, just sneezed. I'm literally like, lol, same. Like I text you like my every waking thought. I feel like.

SPEAKER_04 0:16

So literally, like sometimes I'm like, you can't text Paiges because you need to tell her on the podcast, and then I do it anyway. I know. And then I tell you, and then you act surprised because you know.

SPEAKER_02 0:24

But I almost feel like we're like Trixie and Katya, like where you can tell me something 10 times, and I'm like, what? Every single time. Like I'm just as shocked.

SPEAKER_04 0:31

Like today I was gonna tour an apartment five minutes before the tour, the guy says, so it actually just leased.

SPEAKER_02 0:36

Hmm. Hmm. LA, sorry, I'm like literally eating this.

SPEAKER_04 0:41

Um, eating maxing.

SPEAKER_02 0:42

I'm eating maxing. We can't stop with maxing. This lemon poppy seed oat bite, and honestly, it tastes like chinchilla food.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

That's really funny.

SPEAKER_02 0:54

But like in a good way, like I'm kind of like chinchilla maxing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 0:57

I feel like pocket's kind of chinchilla maxing. That's fur.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

Oh my god, yeah. Wait, okay, well, this is great anyway, because I wanted to ask you about your apartment touring.

SPEAKER_04 1:07

Oh my god. So basically, to update the people, I've been living at my friend's house since I moved to LA in May.

SPEAKER_02 1:14

We're pushing, like, we're coming up on a year.

SPEAKER_04 1:16

Yeah, like we're coming up on a year.

SPEAKER_02 1:18

Um But can we all Can we also say how like she doesn't even live there anymore? You're living with her mom.

SPEAKER_04 1:25

My friend moved out. Like, it's me and her mom and her little brother. And their dog. And their dog, this golden doodle that like I have a love-hate relationship with. Its name is Jackie.

SPEAKER_02 1:36

Yeah, because she's like skinwalker max in.

SPEAKER_04 1:38

Yeah, yeah. But her fur kind of grew back a little bit, so now it's like, thank God, Jackie. Also, over the summer, like Jackie had fleas, Jackie got her period.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

It was just like boom, boom, boom. Like it was like, get this dog away from me. Oh my god, I get really freaked out when animals get their period.

SPEAKER_04 1:52

It was so crazy. I was like, yo, we need to spay this dog. Right. I'm like, enough is enough. And I think they did. Like, I just really don't know. Because don't think dogs get their period like once every six months.

SPEAKER_02 2:01

Is that how we?

SPEAKER_04 2:02

I think so. It's like really a long time in between. But it's like their period is like three weeks long.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

That's insane. They have to like wear the diaper around the house. Yeah, it was like free bleeding.

SPEAKER_04 2:11

Really crazy.

SPEAKER_02 2:12

Someone needs to invent dog tampons.

SPEAKER_04 2:15

Or not. Yeah, like putting it in the dog tampon, I'd kill myself. Diva Cup? Diva Cup.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

Oh my god. Okay, wait. I want to hear all about your apartment.

SPEAKER_04 2:23

Um, but basically, so I live with my friend's mom and also her little brother and this dog Jackie. And I live in their guest room, and um I can finally kind of afford an apartment. So like I'm like, let's leave. Like, it's like this has been fun, y'all. Thank you so much for having me. Let me get my ass out of here. For sure. It's like I've overstayed my welcome by about six months.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

I was even being generous with like six months.

SPEAKER_04 2:53

Like, yeah. It's been pretty fierce, like yeah. Um, so I've been touring apartments, I'm mainly looking like the east side and stuff like that. And today I was in Echo Park and I'm like, okay, I'm I'm texting Haim. That's the realtor guy's name. Like, hey, like, I'm ready for my show. And he goes, actually just leased.

SPEAKER_02 3:14

Apartment hunting in LA, I'm not joking, is like it's the worst kind of sport there is.

SPEAKER_04 3:19

Like, seriously.

SPEAKER_02 3:20

It is so dude, because also it's like you'll go to tour an apartment and they're like, oh,$5,000 a month. Yep. Plus you need$10K up front.

SPEAKER_04 3:28

Oh, yeah. And you need to be able to prove your income. Y'all, do you do I look like I can prove my income?

SPEAKER_02 3:33

Like, do I look like I can prove my income? Bro, I haven't had a proper pay stop in like five years.

SPEAKER_04 3:39

I haven't paid taxes in my life.

SPEAKER_02 3:41

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_04 3:42

I don't need to.

SPEAKER_02 3:42

I don't have that. But I was saying, like, you could just take like one of my old pay stops from like when I worked for Tana and just like white outside Molly Brown like in France.

SPEAKER_04 3:51

Tana, write me a letter.

SPEAKER_02 3:53

And she would.

SPEAKER_04 3:53

Yeah. Like at this point.

SPEAKER_02 3:56

Like, someone do something. Yeah, like Lopcast LLC.

SPEAKER_04 3:58

No, literally, literally, they're like, how do you make your money? I'm like, Lopcast LLC. Like, I also like make a little bit of money from TikTok once a month, depending on how I do.

SPEAKER_02 4:08

Yeah, maybe like 50 bucks.

SPEAKER_04 4:10

Literally, it's either it's like 50 bucks.

SPEAKER_02 4:12

I get like the PayPal notification on my phone. It's like, yay, TikTok sent you money. I open it up, it's like 3607.

SPEAKER_04 4:18

Literally, like I'm waiting every month, and I'm like, yes. So it was, it was like gas.

SPEAKER_02 4:24

Yeah, it's like one good meal at Earth Cafe.

SPEAKER_04 4:26

Literally, it's one good meal. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

Um, no, but like LA is fierce. Because again, it's like 5k a month. And then they're like, by the way, there's no parking. By the way, like no washer and dryer. They're like, we have one that's shared for the entire building.

SPEAKER_04 4:40

It's$5 a load.

SPEAKER_02 4:41

Correct. And then it's like, no dishwasher. Never heard of that.

SPEAKER_04 4:44

No, I see, but you're allowed to put in a unit.

SPEAKER_02 4:46

They're like, and we have cockroaches. Yeah. Literally. It's really tough. It took me, well, actually, it didn't take me like a long time to find my apartment, but like I get like randomly lucky like that. But I know other people have like horror stories and it can take so fucking long.

SPEAKER_04 5:04

Yeah. And so I'm like, that's why I was like, can we meet at one today? Because I'm going to see if you want to come. Um I'm going to see two apartments, one at 345, one at 4.30.

SPEAKER_02 5:12

Yes. Oh my God, I really want to.

SPEAKER_04 5:15

Maybe that like that can be a Patreon moment.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

Wait! I'm like, I'll just grab the camera. Yeah, look at that. We're going on foot. Get in my car.

SPEAKER_04 5:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:22

Come with us. I'm going to Echo Park. Oh my God. Yeah. It's like, it's so exciting and so fun though. Also, like, you are very lucky at your circumstances. Yeah. The fact that like they've let you stay for so long. Because like when I first moved out to LA, I was living with my friend Quinn and she was like, come move out here. Like, you can stay at mine, like until you figure it out, whatever, whatever. I think two months went by and she was like, Yeah, girl, you gotta go. Like, you gotta bounce. Yeah. Mind you, I was not prepared. I was not ready. I was like, uh, okay. Forging documents to like get my first apartment. Found these two random roommates. And like, honestly, that's how like everything ended up happening for me anyway. Like, I do think everything happens for a reason. Because I found these random roommates. One of my roommates like knew Tana's old assistant. Everything happened the way that it was supposed to, but like, holy smokes, I was not ready.

SPEAKER_05 6:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:18

Two months I was like living on an air mattress, and then I'm not kidding. I moved into my apartment. And go. Yeah. I got like um a mattress off of Amazon and it came bundled up. For like 150 bucks.

SPEAKER_04 6:29

You have to like let it sit out for 24 hours for it to like fully become. Uh-huh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:33

Oh, it was fierce.

SPEAKER_04 6:34

Fierce. I'm like scared about all that too, because like I don't have a mattress, I don't have a dresser, like, I don't have anything.

SPEAKER_02 6:39

And furniture is a grillion dollars.

SPEAKER_04 6:41

Literally, and like Facebook Marketplace, I did see something right now that was like, these are a bunch of recession indicators, and Facebook Marketplace right now is really popping off. You can find amazing shit on Facebook Marketplace right now because everyone's poor as fuck and trying to sell their shit.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

Amen. Amen. I furnished my basically damn near my entire apartment off of Facebook Marketplace.

SPEAKER_04 6:59

And it's gorgeous. It's all very cohesive. Like, yes.

SPEAKER_02 7:02

But it took me a while too. Like, oh my God, if you're gonna do it that route, things. Yeah, it's fuck, it's hard. I mean, now it's like the finishing touches, but it is like wicked hard to find shit that like you want and it's like good quality and like it doesn't have fucking bed bugs.

SPEAKER_04 7:16

Yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_02 7:17

It takes forever.

SPEAKER_04 7:18

And if we had a sponsored post, we'd be like, and that's why we're sponsored by Wayfair. Uh and then we would like go into it, but that hasn't happened yet.

SPEAKER_02 7:24

Insert ad here.

SPEAKER_04 7:25

Exactly. But just you guys wait.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

Yeah. This is still out of pocket, but like it's fine. We're just like, we are, we're so the broke boyfriend, like, just wait.

SPEAKER_04 7:34

Just wait, just wait. Just give me a month, babe. Like, just give me a month.

SPEAKER_02 7:37

Like, I promise, like it's coming soon.

SPEAKER_04 7:39

Yeah, also, like my friend that I lived with who moved out, like, we had a broke boyfriend conversation. Like, she was like, Mamali, we have to talk about this. And I was like, no, y'all, like, flopcast is about to take off. Like, y'all, like, I'm gonna be hosting them at Gala. Like, they were like, No, yeah. It might be time for a barista job.

unknown 7:55

No, I don't period.

SPEAKER_02 7:57

Every month I'm like checking my bank account. I'm like, okay, I can like afford rent this month. Cool, cool, cool. And then I'm like, do I get a nine to five? Like until this takes off. But like, I we're living in such delusion where I'm like, no, no, no, this is gonna be the next big thing.

SPEAKER_04 8:11

No, like it's is it even delusion?

SPEAKER_02 8:14

I know. No, no, no. We just know these things.

SPEAKER_04 8:17

Thank you. Yay! Amish.

SPEAKER_02 8:19

I don't even know what he said, but yes.

SPEAKER_04 8:20

Guys, Amish are hype, man. There's like a fly on the muffins.

SPEAKER_02 8:23

Like, like, yeah, we're taking off. This is the shit we bring to the table, y'all. Like, we're just smelly, like just unbathed and smelly.

SPEAKER_04 8:31

So, like, they're like, y'all think you're getting invited to the Met Gala? Um, bodega down the street. Let us in.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

The closest we're gonna get is reviewing fashion on the Patreon.

SPEAKER_04 8:40

Like, literally, and it's gonna be people being like, you guys didn't have to say that.

SPEAKER_02 8:44

Yeah, actually, like relax, you guys look like this. What happens? Okay. Okay, also, like, speaking of, last week we did Coachella Fashion on the page.

SPEAKER_05 8:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:55

Um, that was weekend one, but I want to talk a little about weekend two.

SPEAKER_04 8:58

I want to talk about weekend two.

SPEAKER_02 9:00

Because weekend one got robbed. Yes, yes. But I I also have a theory. I think like lately, because this this kind of happens like every Coachella, like all the all the influencers go to weekend one. It's like the influencer Olympics. Everyone wants to be there weekend one, weekend one. And then weekend two always shows up and shows out. And it's like, I think they're trying to push weekend two more so that there's like more traction for weekend two versus weekend one.

SPEAKER_04 9:25

Cause everyone wants to go to weekend one, like it's like kind of like what's the set gonna look like? You know, and so now you know what the set's gonna look like, but like weekend two, Madonna's here.

SPEAKER_02 9:35

They pulled out all weekend two, Justin decided to perform.

SPEAKER_04 9:38

That part, scissor. Someone commented on our video, like, I so agree with you guys about the Coachella, but his weekend two, I just can't get like I can't get behind your guys' thing after seeing weekend two. So we filmed that before.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

Wait, right. So actually we always film we film like a week in advance. So we film in a week in advance, like Which also sucks because sometimes like I will, I'll be like re-watching our episodes on my TV to like get a view in. Yeah. And then I'm like, damn, like what we said was already obsolete. Like literally doesn't apply anymore. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:04

Like when we talk about someone and then they get canceled and then everyone's like, Why are you glazing? blah blah blah. And we're like, you know, like sorry, my bad.

SPEAKER_02 10:10

Made that happen.

SPEAKER_04 10:11

Yeah, so actually we're prophetic. Yeah, that part.

SPEAKER_02 10:15

Um, but weekend two, the girls did not come to fucking play. No. Justin, I don't know what he did, but he had this like come to God moment. Literally. Hallelujah. Hallelujah, hallelujah. Um, he brought out he or he brought Billy up on stage.

SPEAKER_04 10:30

Crazy, one less lonely girl.

SPEAKER_02 10:33

Insane. Insane. Insane. But yeah, he brought Billy up on stage. Honestly, I think that was like so sweet for her, too. Cause like now I'm seeing all the old videos of her when she was little, like die hard Justin Bieber fan.

SPEAKER_04 10:47

Yeah, she was a believer down.

SPEAKER_02 10:49

She got like every girl's fantasy.

SPEAKER_04 10:51

Imagine that happening. Like, it'd be like it honestly, it's not like this because this is better and like has more of like a it's like a more of a real thing. Um, but like imagine if you got the red hat at the Airstore.

SPEAKER_02 11:04

That's how it feels. Yeah. That's how it feels.

SPEAKER_04 11:07

I can only imagine. Like, I know she's like gonna be riding that high for weeks, if not months, if not years.

SPEAKER_02 11:11

Give me that fuck ass fedora. Oh my god, I would wear it everywhere. I'd like pull up looking like Walter White. Fucking everywhere.

SPEAKER_04 11:19

I I would literally be like, and how do you do?

SPEAKER_02 11:21

My lady. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 11:23

Tip spedora, like exactly. I mean, I'm inside now, I must take it off.

unknown 11:27

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 11:28

Dude.

SPEAKER_04 11:28

I'm gonna put my jacket on, even though it's kind of chop.

SPEAKER_02 11:32

No, I love it.

SPEAKER_04 11:32

It's from the hospice thrift store, so.

SPEAKER_02 11:34

Oh my god, I I also saw a clip where Justin like went down to the fans and he was like mingling with the front row of the audience, which is like so sick. Yeah. And there's one point where he's kind of like turned away, like back to the barricade and just like letting everyone just like touch him and grab him and like whatever, which is so crazy. So, yes, and he's having everyone just grab him. And you know, he probably did get a war flashback because I was gonna say this one girl literally took it upon herself to like grab his d like literally just grabbing it, and ever everyone's like, bro, what the literal fuck is wrong with this?

SPEAKER_04 12:08

That's crazy. Like barricade, like also you're dehydrated. Like, how do you even have the energy?

SPEAKER_02 12:12

Uh yeah, I'd be like falling over.

SPEAKER_04 12:14

If you've been there for 12 hours, you're wearing a diaper. Like, everyone in that front row is wearing a diaper, and you still had the audacity to grab his, like yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:21

That's cra I'd be holding on to him just to like stay up. Literally, like, what? Also, yes, barricade for 12 hours. Someone literally shit in the lawn. Did you see that? There's a TikTok going around. Someone literally dropped trowel and shit in the lawn.

SPEAKER_04 12:37

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 12:38

Yes, there's videos of people literally going like this. Like, oh my god, what's it?

SPEAKER_04 12:41

Was it worth it? I don't right? At least have the decency to dig a hole.

SPEAKER_02 12:47

Yeah, hit one of these.

SPEAKER_04 12:48

Yeah, exactly. At least have the decency.

SPEAKER_02 12:50

No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Also, it's like you gotta be a bold motherfucker. Just shit in front of everyone and then just like own it.

SPEAKER_04 12:58

It really needs to like be worth it for you. Cause here's the thing there's not many things that I would ever shit in front of others and then stand by the shit to do. Honestly, that's probably nothing.

SPEAKER_02 13:11

I really can't, unless it was like a Mr. Beast challenge where it was like, you have to hold your hand on this car for like seven million dollars. Yo, I'm shitting my pants every single time.

SPEAKER_04 13:20

Maybe I'd shit my pants.

SPEAKER_02 13:21

But besides that, like, no, couldn't be ours.

SPEAKER_05 13:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

Couldn't be oursed. Um, but then oh my god, and then I saw someone comment on it. They're like, I bro, like I literally stepped in it. Like, oh no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 13:32

I I it's gonna be an afterworld.

SPEAKER_02 13:39

Bro, everyone's dying on my watch.

SPEAKER_04 13:41

Like, everyone's problem. Because what do you mean I stepped in someone's shit?

SPEAKER_02 13:44

Ugh. Again, yeah, is it worth it? Is it ever worth it?

SPEAKER_04 13:48

90 degree heat, the sun's blasting down on you. Do you have water? What are you the shoes that you're wearing? Oh my god. I'm already getting anxious thinking about it.

SPEAKER_02 13:56

I know. I know. And again, it's like I I watch weekend two from my bed from the comfort of my own home, and I was like, nice. I'm not stepping into anyone's shit.

SPEAKER_04 14:03

Like, this is good.

SPEAKER_02 14:04

Addison Ray brought out Olivia Rodrigo.

SPEAKER_04 14:07

Her new song.

SPEAKER_02 14:08

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 14:09

I'm obsessed with it.

SPEAKER_02 14:10

I love it. I love it. Did you watch the music video for it?

SPEAKER_04 14:12

Uh yeah. Uh Have I told you about my Olivia Rodrigo nightmares? I have these reoccurring nightmares by Olivia Rodrigo where like it'll be something like I have to be in a bathing suit in front of her. I'm not kidding. Like it'll be like I'm at a pool party and Olivia Rodrigo's there, and like I have to be in a bathing suit, and like everyone else is wearing clothes, and I'm like, what happened? Or like I'll be like hanging out with her and all of her friends, like cone and gray, like all of them, and then they'll be like, What are you doing here? But like someone invited me, but I just forgot who.

SPEAKER_02 14:41

Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 14:41

You know, like I have those, I have recurring nightmares about that, like often.

SPEAKER_02 14:44

Whoa. Do you think she's like mean girl?

SPEAKER_04 14:47

No, I don't think that at all. I just want to be her friend so bad that like I it's seeping into my nightmares. It's like your own insecurities, just like I have to be in a bathing suit in front of her.

SPEAKER_02 14:57

Fuck no. Fuck no, big t-shirt every time I'm going to swim in my t-shirt.

SPEAKER_04 15:01

Like, and like then when I listen to her music, I think it's because we're like the same age, and like honestly, I know people who know her, and so it's like honestly far too close for comfort.

SPEAKER_02 15:10

You're like at one degree of separation.

SPEAKER_04 15:12

Bad, like one degree of separation. She should not, she should. We gotta have at least three girls. Yeah, right. It's we're getting a little too close. Yeah, like where I am with Sabrina Carpenter, I know it's at least three.

SPEAKER_01 15:22

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:24

I know Sabrina. And it's like, or like I'll meet people that'll be like, Do you know Liv? And it's like, first of all, you don't know Liv.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

Liv.

SPEAKER_04 15:30

Let's let's call it Olivia Rodrigo. First and last name. Come on. But yeah. And so I have recurring nightmares. And so two nights ago, I was listening to Livia Rodrigo and I was like, oh my god, I just love her so much. And then I was like, oh my god, I can like feel the nightmare brewing, and then I went to sleep and I didn't have a nightmare, which I was really proud of myself for.

SPEAKER_02 15:47

Wee! Oh my god, congratulations.

SPEAKER_04 15:49

Maybe I'm healing.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

Maybe, yeah, maybe you're healing, or maybe you have to like think about it before you go to sleep so that it doesn't happen. You have to like play out every possible scenario in your brain.

SPEAKER_04 15:57

Literally, literally.

SPEAKER_02 15:58

Oh my god, that is a that is a nightmare.

SPEAKER_04 16:00

She's just like so gorgeous that it's like I genuinely cannot tell if like I want to be her, if I want to be her friend, if I wish that she was in love with me. Like, I could not tell you. I think it's like all of the above, and it's like really crazy.

SPEAKER_02 16:11

I like I lived out that nightmare too. Like a few years back, I went on the tart trip to Turks and Caicos. I'm not kidding. I literally had to be in a bathing suit next to Tossi baby. I was like, okay, like I'll taste the barrel right now. Like, uh-uh, uh-uh. No. She like, she literally looks perfect. Like in real life, she's she literally looks perfect, like airbrush, and I'm sitting there like, hey, hey. The choppel ganger.

SPEAKER_04 16:35

Liter, literally, I like, I don't know what I would do.

SPEAKER_02 16:38

Yeah, no, it's really bad. I I'm like, oh my god, I'm on my period.

SPEAKER_04 16:43

They're like partnershi tampons exist. You're like, mm-mm, mm-mm. No, yeah, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 16:52

Um she brought, but Olivia Rodrigo brought out Addison Ray.

SPEAKER_04 16:55

Other way around.

SPEAKER_02 16:56

What'd I just say?

SPEAKER_04 16:57

Addison Ray brought out Olivia Rodrigo.

SPEAKER_02 16:59

Oh my god. See, I can't even think straight. Yeah, Addison Ray brought out Olivia Rodrigo. They did um her new song, and then they did um, what was it?

SPEAKER_04 17:10

She came out to headphones on, right?

SPEAKER_02 17:12

That's what it was. I compare myself to the new it girl. Camera pants to her. Camera pants to Molly. Right.

SPEAKER_04 17:20

New It Girl, come on.

SPEAKER_02 17:22

Now that you're looking at 'em.

SPEAKER_04 17:23

Was I ever one?

SPEAKER_02 17:25

Like, what? Um, and here's a here's the thing too. Um like they were so happy to look and sound a mess. And I love them.

SPEAKER_04 17:34

What was killing me with the video of like Addison next to her is like the song came out like a few days earlier. It came out Friday. Addison Ray's performing what Saturday? And Olivia Rodrigo's like, I hope, like, I know that the bar closes. And Addison's like, she's going, Pink elephant. Pink elephant.

unknown 17:55

Watermelon.

SPEAKER_04 17:57

Like, she like she, it was so like she was a word behind every time. Cause obviously she's not gonna know the new song, especially like she's training for Coachella right now. Like, she's go, like, you know what I mean? Like, she has to be remember remembering her own songs. Right, hard enough. So funny, like, I know Fargo. And I was like, it was just so addison, right?

SPEAKER_02 18:19

Like, oh my god. So good. And it was funny too, because me and my friend Tori were talking about her performance and just like her as an artist. Yeah. And I feel like everyone's like, well, she's such a performer and she has like this aesthetic down, and like, you know, she can't sing, but it's okay. And we're like, your one qualification, like you're one of the singer. Yeah, like to be a singer, that's like your one thing. You just need to sing.

SPEAKER_04 18:40

Like me.

SPEAKER_02 18:40

You need to be able to sing. I'm like, oh my god, but I love her.

SPEAKER_04 18:45

Again, but she like goes ten toes down. Like, she's she's not gonna sing till like she's gonna have the backing track, obviously, but she's also gonna be singing. And like, if it was me, I would be lip singing.

SPEAKER_02 18:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:54

And she's not doing that, she's really singing and she's showing us.

SPEAKER_02 18:57

She's giving it her all.

SPEAKER_04 18:59

And like, there's something really commendable about that.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

I fully agree. But also, I just found out recently, apparently, like, she went to her management. This also was just here, say, like, I really don't know if it's like it was not from a credible source. Yeah. But apparently, she went to her management and she was like, I want to be a pop star. And she gave them like a color palette, and she was like, do something with the branding. And they did.

SPEAKER_04 19:19

I'm sorry, that team used to like run the US. Because what the fuck do you mean you did that? Uh-huh. You took Addison Ray.

SPEAKER_02 19:27

Renegade. Renegade.

SPEAKER_04 19:28

So it's literally like, how does a bastard or like it's literally like, how the fuck did we go from Ren, hold on, renegade, renegade, like, so like famous. Coachella. Oh. Coachella, pulling out Olivia Rodrigo at Coachella. I have chills.

SPEAKER_02 19:44

Yeah. It's cra it's crazy. It's really great, and honestly, like, she's just a testament to you can do anything you want to in this life.

SPEAKER_04 19:52

If you put your mind to it, you can fucking do it. You want to be a pop star, you can fucking do it.

SPEAKER_02 19:55

God, we gotta lock in. Right.

unknown 19:59

God.

SPEAKER_04 19:59

It's like, damn it, like, take your own fucking advice for once.

SPEAKER_02 20:02

I know. So easy to point the finger, I know.

SPEAKER_04 20:04

I know, and it's like, oh, but three are three are pointing back at me.

SPEAKER_02 20:07

No.

SPEAKER_04 20:08

One time someone told me that in elementary school, it was like the like guidance counselor or whatever, like came into our class and was like, when you point at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you. And I'm like, okay, but what if I'm like pointing out something? Like, come on, y'all.

SPEAKER_02 20:20

Right. I'm like, I have no problem either.

SPEAKER_04 20:23

Yeah, I'm like, listen. Fine. You, you, you.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

Like, like this, too.

SPEAKER_04 20:28

Yeah, literally. It's like how like George Bush was like because you like can't point or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 20:34

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 20:35

Yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_02 20:37

Um what else from weekend two? Oh, Pink Panthers brought out Zara Larson.

SPEAKER_04 20:42

Pink Panthers brought out Zara Larson.

SPEAKER_02 20:43

Bro, weekend two won, like whatever.

SPEAKER_04 20:47

Can they talk about this? Like, maybe the artists need to talk about it with each other, so they're like, oh, well, Madonna can't like can go to weekend one.

SPEAKER_02 20:54

Also, crickets when Madonna came out.

SPEAKER_04 20:56

Did you see the videos? I didn't I didn't see the video. I only saw the video of the wind blowing back in Sabrina Carpenter's face, and then it's showing that she didn't have foundation on her forehead. Like she had makeup like from here down. So fucking weird. It was like even like cut like here, like with like the curtain bang.

SPEAKER_02 21:14

You're lying.

SPEAKER_04 21:15

I wish I was. It was really funny.

SPEAKER_02 21:16

Honestly, too, when I had bangs for like a short period of time, I had to do the same thing. Because first of all, like you go two seconds, you blink, and your bangs are like piecey as fuck, greasy as fuck, uh-huh all over the place. I don't know how she does it.

SPEAKER_04 21:29

Yeah, seriously. Well, she I feel like it's a wig.

SPEAKER_02 21:32

It's gotta be a wig. But I would do the same thing. Like, if you're not seeing this part of my forehead, none of my business.

SPEAKER_04 21:37

Yeah, and also I bet like they do her hair before they do the makeup. Like they're not gonna like pin the bangs back.

SPEAKER_02 21:42

Yeah, you can't touch that. Right? I guess that's like the same way that I handle my hair because first of all, I will do full glam pot on an outfit. I'm I don't give a fuck about my hair. That's none of my business, especially what it looks like from the back.

SPEAKER_04 21:54

Oh, from the back, like that's not even none of my concern.

SPEAKER_02 21:56

Like, I'll straighten like the front pieces and leave the back just a mess.

SPEAKER_04 21:59

I'll do my hair. I've taken a picture of like in the mirror to see the back, and it literally looks like I did two separate sides. It's like down the backs, like split, like what?

SPEAKER_02 22:09

Uh-huh. Yeah. I also have a fierce cow look going on in the back.

SPEAKER_04 22:11

Oh, I have a cowlic like in the front. It ruins the day all the time. But Madonna. She brought out Madonna.

SPEAKER_02 22:19

She brought out Madonna, and then I was seeing TikToks of people in the crowd, and again, it's just crickets. And I'm like, Madonna is on stage, bro. Literally.

SPEAKER_04 22:27

It's also like, we all know Madonna. Whether you know Madonna for being Madonna, or if you know Madonna from like fucking season three of Stranger Things, like y'all know Madonna. Like, can we not? Can we not?

SPEAKER_02 22:39

Can we not can we not? And it's like just throw some respect on the Queen. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 22:43

Like, she kind of like is the mother of all pop stars.

SPEAKER_02 22:46

Uh correct. A hundred percent. And then um, and Mills made a TikTok, it was funny too. He was like, we could literally like reincarnate Michael Jackson, bring him up on stage, and no one would give a fuck. Yeah. Everyone would be yawning.

SPEAKER_04 22:58

Like everyone would be like, so, yeah, so.

SPEAKER_02 23:01

Where's Ju Holland?

SPEAKER_04 23:02

Yeah, literally, literally. It's like, oh my god, bring out Ken Carson. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

Oh, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 23:09

It's like Troy Savon dressed as a girl, and everyone's like, oh my god, take your dress!

SPEAKER_02 23:16

Right, and then all of a sudden.

SPEAKER_04 23:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:19

Holy smokes. Okay, let me see what I got.

SPEAKER_04 23:21

And then also, I guess like the scissor of it all.

SPEAKER_02 23:25

Oh, wait, yes.

SPEAKER_04 23:26

Also, my friend Annabelle was talking because she went to weekend two and she was like everyone should be really like way more concerned for Justin Bieber because everyone who got up there, like that was his friend performing, was like, Justin, we're we're just so glad to see you alive, man.

SPEAKER_02 23:41

Wait. No, and speak on it because it really was every single person was like, I'm so glad you're here today. Like, I'm so happy that you're still with us.

SPEAKER_04 23:50

That should be like far more concerning than anyone else. Like.

SPEAKER_02 23:53

Also, it's like, oh my god, tin hat on. Get your tin hat on. It's on. Is it good though? Like adjust it. Really adjust it. Good. Because I'm not kidding to you. Like, after Coachella, I went down a whole rabbit hole. I kept getting videos about like Justin and Selena and whatever, and like how she's probably dead. And then I thought about it, right?

SPEAKER_04 24:11

Isn't she working at Toluca Lake?

SPEAKER_02 24:13

Yes. At the target of Toluca Lake. But there's this one interview, and he's showing his tattoo on his wrist. He's like, This is like of my ex-girlfriend Selena. And it's like a portrait of her, and she has angel wings. And I'm like, okay, things are kind of weird. Something's a little fishy around here.

SPEAKER_04 24:28

Something's a little faking gay.

SPEAKER_02 24:30

Someone needs to pop a boric acid because that's not that's not checking out. And then someone was like, they sacrificed her baby. And at first I was like, okay. But then it's like you have the Epstein files. I don't know where I'm going. I'm on Adderall.

SPEAKER_04 24:41

Honestly, like I'm following.

SPEAKER_02 24:43

Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_04 24:43

Like, let's spread that misinformation, girl.

SPEAKER_02 24:46

Hell yeah. That's what we do here. Then it's like you have the Epstein files where they were literally sacrificing babies. And you know what? I'm like, maybe it's not all so far-fetched.

SPEAKER_04 24:55

So much to say.

SPEAKER_02 24:56

Is your tin hat on? It's genuinely on. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_04 25:00

Cause like, so basically I watched this TikTok of this guy being like the Epstein Files. The Epstein Files, they started out with like, also, it's like, why are we talking about the Epstein Files? It's like, but I'm gonna talk about it.

SPEAKER_02 25:12

It's not even in my notes. Yeah, at all.

SPEAKER_04 25:14

Um but basically, like, the Epstein Files, like all of these rich pedophiles were like, let's start out with demon worshiping. Cause that's like kind of obviously they don't really believe in the demons, but it's like the act of like these conservative Christian men, like being like, yeah, I can do this and nothing bad's gonna happen. Right. Kind of shows you like, oh, I can step out and be like, I can do this bad thing and nothing will happen. And then it's like changes. Untouchable. What if we sacrifice the lamb? You know, and then it's like, okay, like we we still don't obviously we still don't believe that like Satan is whatever, but it's like proving to us like we're literally contacting literally nothing happened. And so then like you keep going further and further down, and it's like, well, then like the child children come into the mix, and like it's really crazy.

SPEAKER_02 25:57

It's really crazy, and it's like and it's just like these are in court documents being like they sacrifice children, they like sexually assault children, they do all this like demonic shit, and everyone's just kind of like, okay. Like, that's actually it's fuck it, it's actually insane. The way that we're all just kind of like, okay, well, what can we go about spinning?

SPEAKER_04 26:19

Genuinely, what can I do about it?

SPEAKER_02 26:20

No, like uh really there nothing. Uh at the end of the day, it's like I can't fuck it. At the end of the day, it's me. No, at the end of the day, it's night. But it's it really is so insane. Like, this is literally happening, like, yeah. And everyone's just kind of like, Okay. Alright, now what? Now I have to go clock into my nine to five.

SPEAKER_04 26:37

And if I see someone kind of like talk about it, like have a bumper sticker that's like, release the files, I get like annoyed because I'm like, yeah, bro, we're all with you. And what the fuck is that gonna do?

SPEAKER_02 26:46

Yeah, right. Like, you know, like they're gonna see that and be like, oh damn, he said something about it. Now we gotta do it.

SPEAKER_04 26:51

You're right.

SPEAKER_02 26:52

Like, I'm gonna release those files. We're on here demanding to release the files. They're like, well, Paige and Molly said we should release them, so we should release them.

SPEAKER_04 26:59

We're gonna release them. Also, they released them, nothing happened.

SPEAKER_02 27:01

Yeah, no, because they had so much time to like filter through everything. Oh my gosh. Wait, what I was gonna say to you, I was just drinking this Mr. Pip and I burped on the mic.

SPEAKER_05 27:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

Molly. Y'all, I got a DM. Like, I was checking my DM requests like four days ago, and I saw a DM, and it was like, hey Paige, I will pay you for burping videos.

SPEAKER_04 27:24

It was even better than that. I forget what it was Paige. If if I tell you a secret, can you keep this between us? Me airing it out on the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 27:36

Paige, sure. I go, yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_04 27:39

And then this person says, I'm really into burping. Can I please have a video of you burping?

SPEAKER_02 27:46

I'm not kidding, he's going. I watched the podcast, and on one of the podcasts, you said that you were like burping on the mic. He's like, I'm really into that. I will pay you for videos. Mind you, it's like I know he's watching, so like, love you so much. I'm never gonna like I'm never gonna give away your identity. Like, that's between you and me. But like, how insane. There is really there is a fetish for everyone.

SPEAKER_04 28:07

There really is a fetish for everyone. And brings me to my next my next talking point, which I don't really want to talk about because I still kind of want to keep talking about the burping, euphoria.

SPEAKER_02 28:16

Fetish for everyone. Did you watch the episode last night? Yes. It it's so lost. It's so lost.

SPEAKER_04 28:23

Everyone in sex work.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

Why is everyone having sex? Every single sex Yeah, wait, yes, that too.

SPEAKER_04 28:31

Every single one of them, besides Maud Apatau, who also wasn't even in this episode, is in sex work, which again, nothing wrong. Well, there's a few things wrong with sex work. Let me get my woke hat on.

SPEAKER_01 28:40

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_04 28:41

Okay, y'all. Basically, I'm pro-sex workers. However, I think right now there's a lot of exploitation. So, in a sense, I'm kind of anti-sex work because we live in a society. They're glorifying it. They're glorifying it. Um why is Rue like all of a sudden, like horned out? Horned out, a pimp, like also haven't seen her do drugs once.

SPEAKER_02 29:02

No, right.

SPEAKER_04 29:03

I came here to see you get high.

SPEAKER_02 29:06

Right. And have glutery makeup on when you do it. And hear labyrinth in the background. Yup. Oh my god, it is so bad. They've lost the plot completely. I keep saying it. I just can't get over it. And now it's one of those shows where it's like I'm hate watching it.

SPEAKER_04 29:17

I'm hate watching. It's like literally Riverdale.

SPEAKER_02 29:20

Yeah, a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_04 29:21

Like, I'm not gonna be shocked if like Rue gets powers from like the Molly she takes.

SPEAKER_02 29:26

No, I know.

SPEAKER_04 29:27

Some somehow, like Why is Chloe Cherry getting fucked in the ass by a Nazi?

SPEAKER_02 29:32

In mind you, totally unnecessary scene. Didn't need to have it, just Sam Levinson's twisted sick brain wanted to have it in.

SPEAKER_04 29:39

And again, he has no writer's room. He is the only one writing this. What why is he writing the N-word multiple times?

SPEAKER_02 29:45

Yes. Yeah. Hello, hello. And all these nods to like white supremacy. I don't even want to say the symbol that was like in the background of what like the Chloe Cherry shot. But it's a Nazi symbol. Yes, it's all very like unnecessary. There's no, there is nothing that that is adding to the plot.

SPEAKER_04 30:07

Agree.

SPEAKER_02 30:07

It's like it's so unessential to the plot, is like what I'm trying to say.

SPEAKER_04 30:13

Totally. It's so unessential. It's so like it's not even tone deaf because he's not even making like a a point. That yeah, like there's there's no room for it to be tone deaf.

SPEAKER_02 30:22

No, there's there's no need to include that.

SPEAKER_04 30:25

Like, yeah, it's just plain stupid.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

It's so stupid. And like, again, euphoria season one, like, what? Like, how did we go from that to this? I know.

SPEAKER_04 30:34

It is like well, because Euphoria season one was Petra Collins.

SPEAKER_02 30:37

I know. Just end it, just wrap it up. Like, wrap it up. Um, and then yeah, I was watching it too. Rue's horned out. She was never like that before. All of a sudden she's like to strippers, but like in an exploitative way, which is like super weird. Yeah, and I was just like, she was never bricked up all the time like this.

SPEAKER_04 30:54

No, like also I thought she was like low-key asexualty, like right, right.

SPEAKER_02 31:00

So whatever. Like, whatever. This is honestly like so. This is so fucking stupid, but like Molly just got up to blow her nose because she's starting to get sick.

unknown 31:10

No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_02 31:11

And no, you're not. You're not. I'm not. Law of assumption, you're so healthy, you're in good health. Um, but literally, I'm not kidding. This morning I was thinking about it while I was getting ready. Do you ever like still play pretend with yourself?

SPEAKER_04 31:25

Thank you for bringing this up. I was literally thinking about pretend today.

SPEAKER_02 31:28

Really? Yes. Okay, because I was getting ready and I was literally on the phone with Tori and I was like, dude, I literally, I'm not kidding, four days ago when I had the chills wicked bad, I took a scorching hot bath and Molly, I was literally taking a bath pretending like I was a Victorian child. And I'm not kidding. Like verbally out loud to myself, being like, Mother, I don't feel Molly, I'm acting out of scenes. Sporridge on the stove. Like Molly, I'm acting out of scenes. Taking a bath, I'm like, Mother, I don't, I don't know if I'm gonna make it. Like, what are you talking about? Like, that's so funny. And it's like the same thing. It's like I've had interviews with Jimmy Fallon in my shower, like full-blown conversations.

SPEAKER_04 32:05

It's like my like my Olivia Rodrigo of it all. It's like I'm planning what I'm going to say to her in what context when.

SPEAKER_02 32:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:12

Like I'm very prepared. Like if we meet at the library, like I know what I'm gonna say. Like, yes. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 32:16

Like, I've exhausted like all scenarios with anyone. Like, I've given Ethel Kane therapy sessions.

SPEAKER_04 32:20

Literally, like Taylor Swift, like we've talked about her sexuality in like a really productive way, and we've also talked about her sexuality in a really horrible way.

SPEAKER_02 32:28

Yeah, but I do this like out loud. Like in my bath, like, I don't feel too I don't know if I'm gonna make it. Like, why are you talking about?

SPEAKER_04 32:37

So funny. Well, you know how like people play pretend, they're like, well, if I can be a blah da-da, and then I would do da-da-da. It's like it's not pretend to me. No, no, it's like I just had this realization, like the tissue in my hand, like bruh. Um, I had this realization, like, to all of my friends, like it's still kind of pretend to them to like be like, and I want to be on Broadway, or like I wanna be like da-da-da, or I wanna be like a superstar, but it's like, but I work this job and like that's actually what I want to do, actually. And I'm like, oh, I never had that.

SPEAKER_02 33:12

Yeah. It's real like the doubt in your mind. It's real to me. It's real.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

Like, I thought we were all being serious.

SPEAKER_02 33:18

Oh, yeah, no, it's very real to me.

SPEAKER_04 33:20

Like, I thought we were all being serious when we were like, I'm gonna move to LA and be a niche influencer.

SPEAKER_02 33:25

That was always my belief.

SPEAKER_04 33:27

And like, egg on my face.

SPEAKER_02 33:30

That's like a core fundamental belief of mine. Yeah, again, we were talking about like I'm going to be famous. Like it again, it's just something I know to be true.

SPEAKER_04 33:39

I and basically there's been this whole thing with like this boy from my middle school, like, he just looks a little bit different now, and like I just have questions, and so I've been trying to get to the bottom of it. But I've been like reconnecting with a few, few, few people from middle school, just kind of like trying to like understand, and all of them like went to a state school, went to community college, and like I was like, these kids were smarter than me.

SPEAKER_02 34:00

Do you mean like following the normal trajectory of life?

SPEAKER_04 34:03

Yeah, like I was just like expecting more from these kids, like I was expecting them to be like rocket scientists, because like Oh yeah, you know, like I was expecting them to like really be something, but now it's just like they're just super normal people, and it's like they were smarter than me in elementary school, like they were smarter than me in middle school, like they were getting way higher test scores than I was. Like I was really struggling.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

Yeah, and you assume everyone around you is gonna be like part of NASA.

SPEAKER_04 34:25

Yeah, literally, like I the kids I was cheating off of went to UF and like now like work a mediocre job.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

It's also just yeah, just like the economy, like the fucking job market, like it really is so crazy. Some like my smartest friends literally are just employed like at a restaurant, they're still working like a restaurant job because like they went to college, they got a degree, and they couldn't get a job.

SPEAKER_04 34:46

Exactly. And like that's what's wrong with America is like the fact that like I get to be up on this mic.

SPEAKER_02 34:51

The fact that we have this platform and the fact that like to work at McDonald's now, you need an associate's.

SPEAKER_04 34:57

Literally, at least, at the least, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:00

They're like, okay, would you what'd you major in? It's like what the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 35:04

I'm I'm working the cash register, like literally, and this boy that like I'm I'm having the curious case about, and like I'm just so confused, and like you know, like he went to my birthday breakfast when I was 14, and it's like he used to be normal. Yeah, and like now he just like something looks off. Like, I don't know what it was. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Um, it's literally like I'm on the mic. Brain the size of a mouse.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

Yeah, we got gerbil brains going on here.

SPEAKER_04 35:28

And like, what happened to these people? All like the smartest kids from my middle and high school all went to state colleges at best, which is like not to shit on state colleges. I just thought y'all were going to Harvard. Like, that's what that's where I thought all the smart people were going.

SPEAKER_01 35:44

Right.

SPEAKER_04 35:45

Like, you know what I mean? It's just like very interesting. It's like what people want for each other. And that's also my point about the playing of pretend. I wasn't playing. They were playing. I didn't realize they were playing when we were all like pretending, like, oh, I'm gonna move to DC, oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna become this, I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna be a lawyer, I'm gonna do this. I think I thought it we were it was real.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

I think what happens to me is like I need to follow through on what I say. So if I tell a bunch of people like this happened to me back home, I was like, I'm gonna move to LA, I'm gonna move to LA, I'm gonna move to LA. And then I was like, well, damn, I gotta follow through because I just told the masses that I'm moving to LA and I will not be made a fool. I will not be made. I packed my shit up, no money, no car, no job, no apartment, no fucking plan. And I send it to LA because I was like, well, I gotta do it. Cause now I just told a bunch of people. Same thing. Yes. Starting a podcast, I would be like, I'm gonna start a podcast, I'm gonna start a podcast, I'm gonna start a podcast. And then I was like, Well, damn, now I gotta do it because I'm a I'm a woman of my word.

SPEAKER_04 36:36

Yes, that's so what it is. Because I remember being like, Well, I'm gonna go to college in New York. Uh-huh. I'm just gonna go to college in New York. And everyone's like, You're not gonna be able to afford it. Like, I genuinely don't know how you're gonna get in. And I'm gonna be like, honestly, let me figure it out. I go to college in New York, I take out seven million dollars in student loans.

SPEAKER_02 36:50

For sure.

SPEAKER_04 36:51

Whatever. Um, who cares?

SPEAKER_02 36:54

It's also it's all fake anyway. It's all a little fake and gay.

SPEAKER_04 36:57

It's all a little fake and gay. And like these kids didn't do that, and it's just like, wait a second, like y'all were playing pretend, like y'all were like saying it for the shits and giggles, like I meant that shit. Oh yeah. Like it was serious, it was really it was real fake. We're about it.

SPEAKER_02 37:13

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 37:14

Like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 37:16

I know. Have you been seeing all the hubbub about Santina?

SPEAKER_04 37:19

Yes, and like why she left Dr. Miami and that he made a bunch of videos about her.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

Yes. Basically, okay, also if anyone at home doesn't know, this girl, Santina, worked for Doc the Dr. Miami, Miami, who was like a plastic surgeon, whatever, whatever. And this was like 2024, I want to say. Yeah. She was working for him, and like she would do essentially like all of his social media. Like, she ran his socials, she would like come up with like all these creative concepts for like TikToks, yada yada, and she made him super viral.

SPEAKER_04 37:46

And that's like a really big part of like his brand. Like, she went to Miami just to meet Dr. Miami, like the Instagram of it all is very important to his business.

SPEAKER_02 37:56

Oh my god, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:56

You know, like just yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

Um, and she just ran his socials for a while. Also, people were like started to like under like get to know her because she would start to like show her face on the camera more, and it wasn't just behind the scenes, she was very like involved in his content, and people like love them as a duo. Um, she ends up quitting for working for Dr. Miami. This this is like a year or two ago, and she doesn't really like elaborate as to why. She's just like letting you guys know, like, I'm stepping away from this position, I'm doing my own thing. And she just gets on TikTok like a few days ago, and she's like, I'm gonna expose everything. Yeah. Ah! Oh, bitch, I was sat.

SPEAKER_04 38:32

Good, because I was like, This is someone else's business, like, not in the way of like, wow, this is personal business, like it's more of like a this is a different niche's bit business. Yeah, you know, so like I need you to fill me in.

SPEAKER_02 38:44

So she basically like says, and I think everyone was kind of like gathering this anyway. Everyone just kind of like assumed this is like what caused it, but she was just saying, like, she was severely underpaid, like, which also there is no ethical millionaires or billionaires, like duh. She's getting fucking exploited, like, except for Taylor.

SPEAKER_04 39:03

Everyone's gonna be like, kill yourself, bitch, in the comments. Because I like to find Taylor Swift.

SPEAKER_02 39:07

But she, oh my god, she gave everyone like$600,000 bonuses on tour. Like, save it.

SPEAKER_03 39:11

You guys are still gonna have a fucking problem with it. I know it. Hey, hey, I know it. I know you're still gonna have a fucking problem.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

Um, so she was saying she was making like$25 an hour, which is like standard, but for what she was doing.

SPEAKER_04 39:26

And for the money that she was probably bringing in is ridiculously underpaid.

SPEAKER_02 39:31

What she was, which is like what she was saying. She was basically saying that Dr. Miami was like super greedy, he only cared about money. She was making him like a thousand bucks on like a a thousand bucks a week more, like on one video, basically. And it's like all of her creative genius. And she would ask also, she's living in Miami, which is like one of the most fucking expensive cities in America. So$25 an hour isn't cutting it because also hourly, and the work that she was doing didn't take her hourly. It wasn't like a nine to five. It was like she would, yeah, she'd pop in, she'd work for a little bit, and then she'd leave. And she was like, bro, I can't afford to live. No, um, I want to raise. And she would ask for raises and they would basically deny her raises, whatever. And she was running this man's whole account, and she was like, it was just really like offensive because I'm this entire personality, and you're just like, you're wearing my mask.

SPEAKER_04 40:19

Literally, and also like she's basically running his advertising.

SPEAKER_02 40:22

Uh yeah, a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_04 40:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:24

Like all of like all the traffic, all of like the engagement, everything. It's like he needs to credit her.

SPEAKER_04 40:30

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 40:31

Um, and she was just saying, too, he was just like kind of like a piece of shit.

SPEAKER_04 40:35

She was saying something like this is as far as I got. Like, she would he kept referencing her even after she left, which was kind of weird. Like in videos, like he would reference her and like kind of like.

SPEAKER_02 40:45

Yeah, because like also the audience like got so attached to her that when she left, I think he still wanted to like keep her spirit alive. Yeah, or then like even just use her name, even if it wasn't like in like a positive way, just to still have that traction. Yeah. Like everyone suspected, it was like mostly like money and just like his personality, and she said he was super just like rude. Oh, and then like she would get involved in his personal life too. Like, she'd go on like family vacations with him, and it got very like intertwined. And then she was also kind of like in a compromising position where she's like, This is my boss, like, I can't really like stick up for myself.

SPEAKER_04 41:17

There's like a power imbalance, especially like you're on vacation, but it's also like your boss's vacation. Like, you can't really, you don't have the same freedom. It's not the same as vacation, like you're you're never gonna be able to rest.

SPEAKER_02 41:27

Yeah. And then I think he would like make some comment to her too. She said he was like very unfiltered and just like spoke his mind. And I think like she would go into the office and he would say, I don't want to like misquote her, but something about her physical appearance. It was either like arm lipo or like a her nose or there was like some physical attribute where he was like, Are you gonna get that fixed? Bro, that's your employer. Like, that's your employer. That's insane.

SPEAKER_04 41:53

Also, like you're talking to your employee like that. Like, that's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_02 41:56

Yeah, like your employer should not be saying like any comment.

SPEAKER_04 41:59

Like no matter what the fucking business is, I don't care if it's his job to do this, like that's not his place, genuinely.

SPEAKER_02 42:05

Yeah, yeah, so fucking crazy. So I'm just like, oh my god, thank girl. Like, thank god my girl's freed.

SPEAKER_04 42:10

Like, yeah, seriously. Like, I hope she like I hope a brand like takes her on because she has insane uh crazy talent.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

Yeah, she's so smart, she's so smart, and then yeah, she was saying too, like when she was working for him, she would try to do these like kind of like one-off jobs. I think he would like get mad about it, but like she was like, bro, I have to like pay my rent. Like, what do you expect from me? Give me a raise, or like I'm just gonna continue to do this.

SPEAKER_04 42:34

He's the most well-known plastic surgeon on the internet, like he has celebrity clients, like he can afford to pay you more. It's fucked up that he's not.

SPEAKER_02 42:41

Yeah. And it's like you're making astronomical money off of like a BBL that I'm sure you're doing like once a week. Yeah. You can afford to pay your employees more.

SPEAKER_04 42:48

For real.

SPEAKER_02 42:49

It's just crazy.

SPEAKER_04 42:50

It's crazy, but happy that she's free.

SPEAKER_02 42:52

Yeah, so free my girl.

SPEAKER_04 42:55

Well, while you were on Santina of it all, I was on the Tyler Catastrophe of it. The Tyler Catastrophe of it all. Are you up to this? No. Tyler Catastrophe. Drop in.

SPEAKER_01 43:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 43:05

Um, I don't know if anyone's familiar with Tyler Catastrophe. It's a very niche group right now. It's honestly not that niche right now, it's like getting bigger. But Tyler Catastrophe is this um there's no other way to say it, the disabled trans man. He is transgender and he makes art that's really horrible art, and he sells it for really, really expensive prices. He's very hysteronic in his personality, like he's very like, and like he talks with like the tumbler accent of it all. Right. He's like, hi, I love you. You know, like kind of like that. And everyone was thinking like it's Shane Dawson, but it's really not Shane Dawson. Like Tyler Catastrophe lacks self awareness in such a way. And basically his story goes that he totaled Alexis with his car with his body. Alexis was going not Alexis, the girl, Alexis as in the car.

SPEAKER_02 43:52

Oh, I was like Alexis, who? No, I know. Okay, wait, he totaled totaled.

SPEAKER_04 43:56

He totaled Alexis, or not comma, but space, Lexus. Okay. With his body. The car was going 52 miles per hour and it hit him, disabled him forever. And now he can't work. But he like is an artist and makes uh beat of jewelry that he sells for about$800 per necklace and bracelet. Okay. And also these paintings that are quite frankly very horrible paintings that look like uh they were done by me in middle school.

SPEAKER_01 44:23

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 44:24

Yeah. And so Tyler Catastrophe goes viral because he's like, I'd I don't know if my if my favorite band needs a second vocalist, but hi Lovejoy. Do you need a second vocalist? Lovejoy, who I've never heard of, is like this guy, Wilbur Soot, I think, who like lives in England. And Tyler Catastrophe has this like crazy parasocial relationship with him where like he wants to move to England and like is obsessed with this guy, Wilbur, who also Wilbur Soot like has like allegations against him, I'm pretty sure. So it's also kind of like fishy. But then basically um Tyler Catastrophe sings an entire uh Lovejoy song. Okay. And this gained a lot of attention because everyone was like, bro, what's it?

SPEAKER_02 45:03

Just saying it like on his own accord, like on TikTok.

SPEAKER_04 45:05

Yes, let me and I'll show you now. Fuck! The sound was taken away!

SPEAKER_02 45:10

No!

SPEAKER_04 45:12

But I'll okay, I'll just show you like I'm a viewer. Wait, let me look up Tyler Catastrophe singing.

SPEAKER_01 45:17

The audition.

SPEAKER_00 45:19

Anyway, I'm a massive extrovert, I've been performing since I was ten, and in twenty nineteen I was actually a semi-professional vocalist, but then had to spend almost five years getting my voice back after losing it completely because someone hit me with their car. So the sheer force of audacious determination, I now have my voice back and my vocal stamina. Which basically means that now that I can go back to music, not doing so makes everything else feel unfulfilling and sad. I figured I might as well shoot my shot. And I also play the trumpet, which is probably helpful. Anyway, here's a portrait of a blank slate. Stop it. Stop. You probably like it already. Like I said, it is your thought. I also hope you like the parts that I'm gonna do. The singing part.

SPEAKER_02 46:13

Wait now, why why am I grooving? To the jumble. Fierce is fierce, honey.

SPEAKER_00 46:36

No, we can make the temple.

SPEAKER_04 46:38

Pretty picture.

SPEAKER_05 46:39

Oh so happy.

SPEAKER_00 46:40

Oh, oh so happy.

SPEAKER_05 46:42

I'm pretty good to get to know me.

SPEAKER_02 46:46

What's it get to know me?

SPEAKER_05 46:48

Gets a no me.

SPEAKER_02 46:49

Fierce is fierce. So, wait, is it does he go by Tyler catastrophe?

SPEAKER_04 46:55

Yeah, that's like his username.

SPEAKER_02 46:57

Okay, so his whole bit is like what, he's trying to be a part of this band and he's like auditioning on TikTok.

SPEAKER_04 47:03

He's auditioning on TikTok, and like he's so delusional and audacious in such a horrible way.

SPEAKER_02 47:11

And like He's pretending.

SPEAKER_04 47:13

He's He's the pretender. He's pretending He's the pretender. Like, it's so insane.

SPEAKER_02 47:19

So like Also I love that that video has like 600 likes.

SPEAKER_04 47:22

Well, no, because you're looking to be that's a repost because the original one was taken down by him like or limited access now. Limited access.

SPEAKER_02 47:31

I'm crying. I was like, oh, you are on a side.

SPEAKER_04 47:33

No, no, no, no, no. Like, it's so insane. Like I'm getting think pieces about him on my for you page. It's like bled into my YouTube. Like, I'm watching video essays about him.

SPEAKER_02 47:46

No, and I want to see them. Like, sorry something.

SPEAKER_04 47:48

It's insane, like he totaled a big with his body.

SPEAKER_02 47:53

It's kind of like Dee Dee Blanchard. That's so yes. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like he has munchhausens, but like in a different way. Because in confidence way. Yes. Yeah. Yes. It's like delusion final fucking boss, but also like, what is that? Like you were just pretending.

SPEAKER_04 48:11

Yes, and like he said something where he was like, before I transitioned, I looked like Jolene from the song Jolene. So now everyone like calls him Jolene.

SPEAKER_02 48:24

Stop it right now.

SPEAKER_04 48:25

Because it's like, why would you say that? And then people found the band Love Joy.

SPEAKER_02 48:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:31

And they played the song and they were like, damn, it's so bad. Maybe he does need a second vocalist.

SPEAKER_02 48:36

Yeah, honestly, get him up. But I love that you're being realistic. At least he's not like, hey, 1975, do you need backup vocals? Uh, yeah. At least it's like you're kind of you're equal playing field. Yeah, it's like you're both bad. Like he's like Taylor Swift, Aerostour. Taylor Swift. Let me know.

SPEAKER_04 48:54

That's insane. So my 4U page has been hijacked by Taylor Tyler catastrophe, and like I cannot like escape him. And like I watch every video about him. Like you? It's so insane.

SPEAKER_02 49:05

No, no, no. You need to DM him right now and say, come on, Flopcast.

SPEAKER_04 49:08

Oh my god, we do not want him here.

SPEAKER_02 49:10

We do not want him. Once you again, to know.

SPEAKER_04 49:12

Once you again, the Shablo, the Zumbo.

SPEAKER_02 49:15

You guys need a third co-host.

SPEAKER_04 49:18

Hi, Flopcast. My name is Tyler Salon. Like, it's literally like, I want to be the next SNL cast member. Like, it's literally that if it was like worse.

SPEAKER_02 49:27

Oh my insane. What is that? Like, that's what I'm saying. What is that?

SPEAKER_04 49:31

I don't I think it's historonic personality disorder. And this is, do you know about histeronic personality disorder? No. Because you, it's like that type of person.

SPEAKER_02 49:40

What is it though? Just like living in actual delusion?

SPEAKER_04 49:43

Yes, or it's like, yes.

SPEAKER_02 49:44

Or like grandiose thinking. Like.

SPEAKER_04 49:46

Yes. And it's like Sheena from Vanderpump rules, like, I think she has histeronic personality disorder.

SPEAKER_02 49:51

That tracks. Like that fully tracks.

SPEAKER_04 49:53

Like it's that type of person that you can't pinpoint what's weird or what's wrong, but it's probably like does stem from like some crazy deep insecurity that you can do.

SPEAKER_02 50:01

I think we have that.

SPEAKER_04 50:04

I think we have something worse.

SPEAKER_02 50:05

Yeah, we have a cocktail.

SPEAKER_04 50:07

Yeah, literally. I'm like, I have a little BPD when I'm around Anya, a little bit of Hysteronic when I'm around other of these people.

SPEAKER_02 50:11

A little bipolar together and you know that is the best of both the world. My mind's also been on Ice Spice. Have you seen? Wait, oh, getting attacked in the McDonald's.

SPEAKER_04 50:24

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 50:25

Harry Daniels is somewhere sobbing.

SPEAKER_04 50:27

Harry Daniels is like, I will fight for you, queen. Like, period. She likes low-key needs it.

SPEAKER_02 50:32

Oh my god, I know. But like the whole thing, basically, Ice Spice is like sitting in this McDonald's with her friend. This random fan comes up and like the audio's kind of like fuck, you can't really hear it that well. But this fan like approaches them. Like they're just sitting down eating their meal, eating their happy meal. Yeah. And this fan comes up and she's kind of like motioning to the friend to like scoot over so she can sit down. The friend's like, what the hell? Like, I'm not gonna do that. Yeah. And then she starts talking to Ice Spice and like kind of like egging her on, like getting her like riled up, like how you like spin a dog around.

SPEAKER_04 51:03

And you like start to bark at it, you know?

SPEAKER_02 51:05

Yeah. Um, so she's talking to Ice Spice and she's like, Where are you from? And Ice Spice is like, I'm from McDonald's. She goes, actually, I'm from Wendy's, which I love, and I'm like, that's my that's my new stim tag.

SPEAKER_04 51:16

Because she like has red hair.

SPEAKER_02 51:18

Yeah, actually I'm from Wendy's.

unknown 51:19

Actually, I'm from Wendy's.

SPEAKER_02 51:20

Hilarious. And then I don't know why, but the girl just starts like whooping at her. And then Ice Spice stands up, she's like running across like the McDonald's tables. They go outside, they're like fighting, scrapping outside. I know, and I'm like, wait, literally, all that for why. But then the fan goes online, and this is so crazy too, because it's like it can just show how like skewed and like crazy the internet is, like, when you only get one side of the story. Because, like, had we not had the footage, the fan went online and she was like, I'm at Ice Spice, and she was so rude to me. Like, she was acted like a bitch, like she wanted nothing to do with me, yada yada. It's like, first of all, you approach her out of McDonald's, then beat her up. Like, beat her up, you took it outside. Why? It was not like a cute civil conversation. You immediately started pressing her. So it's like, what are you talking about? And then it's just it's just so crazy. Like, again, had the had the footage never been exposed, everyone would have been like, Fuck Ice Spice. Pitch forks out, get Ice Spice! Literally. Chapel wrote, she hates our fans.

SPEAKER_04 52:17

Well, literally, it's like if you want iconic drill pop, like there's only one girl that you can go to.

SPEAKER_02 52:22

And like And she's kind of like, if Kat's Eye was a rapper. No, not at all. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 52:31

On that note, Harry Daniels has a new podcast. Shout out.

SPEAKER_01 52:34

Shout out.

SPEAKER_04 52:35

He was defending Billie Eilish and made me really laugh.

SPEAKER_01 52:38

He did what?

SPEAKER_04 52:39

He was defending Billie Eilish and made me laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.

SPEAKER_01 52:41

Defending her about what?

SPEAKER_04 52:42

Because he was like, people used to be like, oh, she's whisper singing. And then I would be like, shut up, batty patty, which I thought was really funny.

SPEAKER_02 52:49

Wait, yes, yes, yes, yes, I saw.

SPEAKER_04 52:51

So funny.

SPEAKER_02 52:52

I forgot. My whole, my whole main reason for bringing up the Dr. Miami of it all, plastic surgeons. My best friend Tori works at a plastic surgeon's office. And we were on the phone this morning and she was saying, she was like, dude, it's so crazy because surgeons are starting to use AI. And I said, What do you mean? And she runs socials for the surgeon she works for, and like not at her practice, but like she's saying a lot of other surgeons, like on their socials, are using AI for before and after picks. How literally insane. She showed me this. Dude, I'm not kidding. I'll insert it. Look how crazy this is. And it's so sad too, because it's like, you know, it's a lot of old heads who are like looking for like a facelift or some type of like surgery. So they probably can't, like, they don't have the discernment to be like, oh, that's AI. So they're gonna see these like fraudulent posts on like a plastic surgeon's page and be like, okay, I'm gonna go to them because it looks good.

SPEAKER_04 53:46

I just, as you were saying this, I just came up with an idea for an amazing software or app that probably is in development right now. It's an app you'd get on your phone, and then it tells you every time you see something that's like AI, and it like points out what where it's the AI.

SPEAKER_02 54:00

They should they should already have that.

SPEAKER_04 54:01

Guys, that's really smart. Someone tap in, write it down.

SPEAKER_02 54:06

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 54:07

Anyway, you're welcome. Look at this. So show me. Oh! Oh! Oh.

SPEAKER_02 54:18

Isn't that literally insane?

SPEAKER_04 54:20

Oh my god. Oh my god. That makes me like not want it.

unknown 54:30

Because first.

SPEAKER_02 54:31

Well, like how literally crazy.

SPEAKER_04 54:33

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 54:34

How literally insane. And we were just saying we're like, it's so you're a plastic surgeon, you're posting AI, like immediately you lost all credibility.

SPEAKER_04 54:43

Seriously, because it's like you're showing me what the computer can do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:47

Like, you're gonna face app your pictures too, like you're throwing Hollywood 4 on like the after picture?

SPEAKER_04 54:51

You like just made yourself you just like erased all of your credibility.

SPEAKER_02 54:55

It's insane. So I don't know, and she was just saying she's like, yeah, like a lot of like plastic surgeons have been doing that.

SPEAKER_04 55:01

Stop AI. Stop AI. Stop AI. Did you see the new TikTok thing where like now all videos ever are now going into like this database that can be used for AI?

unknown 55:13

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 55:15

What does that even mean? What does that even mean?

SPEAKER_04 55:19

What that means? What that means. What that means.

SPEAKER_02 55:21

I'm sure whatever. I know, and then I saw someone give the tutorial. They're like, you have to go in and hit the three dots on every video.

SPEAKER_04 55:27

On every video? Do you know how many videos I have? Like 10,000.

SPEAKER_02 55:30

At least. At least.

SPEAKER_04 55:31

Not to count every video that like has been stitched of mine, or every video that has like been duetted, or every video that has been reposted. Like, think about that.

SPEAKER_02 55:39

Oh my god, yeah. So yeah. I'm screwed. I'm gonna they're gonna be using my face for some ads. I don't know. Bullshit. Some, some.

SPEAKER_04 55:47

Yeah, like self-tanner, the before picture. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:52

Dude, so much happens in a week because what do you mean clavicular overdose on a stream?

SPEAKER_04 55:56

Oh my god, literally. My friend, she gave up um Instagram and TikTok for Lent. And so finally she's been able to like redownload. And so now she's like, Can you tell me about clavicular? Because like, if you think about it, like when Lent was happening, like clavicular, we were just starting to get more and more hip to him, right? That's so crazy. Isn't it crazy?

SPEAKER_02 56:13

Oh my god, it's like coming out of prison and you have to like relearn everything that happened in the past like 10 years.

SPEAKER_04 56:17

Literally, and she's like, I'm so curious about these looks, Maxers, and so then I like go on this whole thing and like so clavicular, androgyne or whatever, and like Harry Daniels, Wovicki of it all.

SPEAKER_01 56:28

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 56:29

I know, and I told her like the whole thing. The fact that he and then she asked right when he overdosed on the stream, and then when they're like, wait, give him an addie. Give him an addie. No fucking way. Yes, like in the stream, he's like more drugs, he's more drugs. He's like rumexing, and they're like, bro, give him an addie. He needs an addie. Like, no, he doesn't.

SPEAKER_02 56:53

Like, he needs a hospital, he needs an IV.

SPEAKER_03 56:55

He's also like, what, 20?

SPEAKER_02 56:56

Yeah, his heart's gonna fail, bro. Like, and then I saw a clip of Moses. So funny. Moses on just Trish, and he's going, yeah, it seems like every week clavicular's in prison are overdosing.

SPEAKER_04 57:09

Literally, it's every week he's either shooting an alligator, overdosing, doing this.

SPEAKER_02 57:14

Kissing someone's mom? Literally, like Which is also crazy. I saw, did you see the video of him like making out with some girl's mom, and then the girl gets like so pissed? Wait, no. Yes, which also rightfully so, if my mom ever Oh my god. Kiss clavicular. Kiss any man under the age of like 50.

SPEAKER_04 57:31

I'd be like, what the hell's going on with you, girl?

SPEAKER_02 57:34

Did we talk about this? My um my friend went to ASU and he was saying he was like part of a frat, and they did uh like Parents' Night one time, and this girl brought her mom. She ended up walking into her into the bathroom and her mom was getting fucked by a frat kid. Imagine! Walking into a bathroom and your mom's hooking up with someone on the sink. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no.

SPEAKER_04 58:01

Hailey Beck, meet your match.

SPEAKER_02 58:03

Not kidding. Oh, no, everyone's dying. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_04 58:07

I told you about the sex cult that happened at my college, right?

SPEAKER_02 58:10

Sex cult?

SPEAKER_04 58:12

Yeah, there are a few documentaries about it.

SPEAKER_02 58:14

Are you are you on serious?

SPEAKER_04 58:16

I'm serious. You're on serious. Like, I'm telling you. What do you mean? There was like a sex cult.

SPEAKER_02 58:21

No, you never told me about this.

SPEAKER_04 58:23

Yes, there was a sex cult. No 2013, I want to say, this girl's dad gets out of prison and he's like, yo, can I move in with you at your dorm?

SPEAKER_05 58:31

Huh?

SPEAKER_04 58:32

And so he moves into the dorm, and it's like this kind of like apartment style dorm, like where it's like a bunch of different single bedrooms, and then like a common area, like a kitchen, like probably probably six people live in each one. And um he's like crashing on the couch, and so then like he's like hanging out with her friends, and then he's like talking to her friends, and is like, Do you have issues with sex? And they're like, Yes. And then he's like, I can tell, let me have like a session with you upstairs. And then like he like it's like this sex call, and then they graduate and they all moved into like this one bedroom in New York City, like it's really crazy, and apparently it was like shit full of different shit, and like this guy's like one of the guys one of the guys who was living in the dorm, like his sister gets involved, and then she's the only one who's like still in the cult right now, and it was like crazy. What? Yes, and I used to give tours at my college, and um my tours would always be 50 minutes because they were supposed to be like an hour and ten, but I just like wouldn't take them through that dorm because I didn't like want to answer questions. Like I'd be like, yeah. And now we're going to the visual arts center. Does anyone want to do visual arts? Because I'd be like, so that's Sloanham Woods, which is like that's like the name. Like, there's like a book called Sloan Woods Nine. Like, there's called like there's a Hulu documentary, there's like a bunch of different documentaries. And I literally just would not, I didn't want to touch it. So, like they didn't get to see the sports center because you have to walk through it to go to the sports center. Didn't show that.

SPEAKER_02 59:59

You're like, just picture it.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:00

No, literally, there was like a whole other dorm that I wouldn't show because I literally was like, I just have to do that. I'm gonna be like, oh, I was in fourth grade or like something like that. You know what I mean? Like, what?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:11

Yeah, like wait, yeah, when did this happen?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:14

Because it happened like 2013.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:16

Oh my god, that's insane.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:18

Way pre-my time, pre-anyone's time. Like who w was at the college? Yeah. And so I would literally just be like, and now we're going to the visual arts center. Does anyone like painting?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:26

Yeah, like just ignore that building.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:29

No, I would like make it back before the hour, and they would be like, You give such quick tours.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:33

Yeah, I'm so good. I know. Give me a raise.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:36

I'm like, I'm not showing them the science center, I'm not showing them like the um sports center, and I'm not showing them two of the biggest dorms on campus.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:43

Yeah, no, absolutely not. Wait, that's fucking insane.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:48

The sex cult, yes, from someone's dad.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:51

They should give you like a discount on tuition. Agree.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:54

They should have given me a discount on tuition on so many levels.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:57

Um free. I guess real quick, the Alex vs. Alex stuff, nothing's happened. Nothing's unfolded. I everyone was like geared up and ready.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:05

Alex with the eye hasn't said anything. Yeah. Everyone's kind of waiting, but now it's been like five days, so the tea is getting really cold.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:14

Real cold.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:14

But I did see, I saw someone saying that like it's all promo for coming out with like a reality show. Yeah. So see, people were speculating, like, you know the video that like the video that dropped after Alex Cooper. Sorry, the the Alex's are so confusing. After Alex Cooper posted the TikTok initially being like, so say it then. So rock it. And then Alex like posted a TikTok of her, like, her friends waking her up, like with that TikTok, being like, girl, like, look what just happened. That video was filmed like horizontally.

unknown 1:01:49

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:49

So everyone's and it was kind of like HD. So everyone's assuming that's for the reality show.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:53

Yeah, because she is doing a reality TV show.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:55

Yeah. And especially because like she hasn't responded to it yet. Everyone's thinking that she's saving it, yada yada.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:00

Oh my god, they will give anyone a skincare brand and they will give anyone a reality TV show.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:04

Uh we're next. Like we're next.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:07

Imagine.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:08

I know. What would we what would our product be? Like, I don't even know.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:12

Right? Perfume.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:15

No. No. What the hell? Mr. Pitt. We have no claim to find it. Right? Like gloves, gloving.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:26

Right, gloving.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:27

I think that's like all we have going for us. Gavel. Oh. I mean, I guess we can close out on I'm rewatching girls.

unknown 1:02:33

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:34

Yes. Fabulous. Because I've never seen it like in its entirety. So I'm sitting down, I'm watching it front to back. So excited. It's been amazing.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:43

Ugh. Lena Dunham was in my notes for this episode.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:45

Wait.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:46

Because she has a new book that came out, and I really want to read it.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:48

That's why I'm like watching it. Me and Tori are watching it in tandem so like we can finish it and then like read the book after.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:53

She's such a genius.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:54

She is the voice of a generation. And that's that.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:59

She's the biggest inspiration there is. And like people will say, like, no, blah, blah, blah, X, Y, and Z, X, Y, and Z. Bitch, I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:05

Bitch, whatever. The show's perfect. Who do you think you are? Hannah Yeah, you are. But sometimes I was gonna say you kind of have like, you speak with like Shosh catering.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:14

I have a little bit of Shoshon. You definitely do. I so do, actually.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:17

And like the way that you speak, you're very much like, okay, so yesterday I was like with the girls and we like went and got Mr. Pib.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:23

Yeah, and I kind of like um have like a fashion sense of Shoshana in a weird way.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:28

I love it. She's like my favorite.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:29

I'm like, I need polka dots, you know.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:31

She's so cute.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:32

Yeah. Oh, I love her. Who do you think you are?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:35

Oh my god. I'm probably like Marnie.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:37

I love Marnie. Marnie's one of my favorite. I'm probably Marnie. I love when she sings.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:41

It's you can be the white kid's monster.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:45

Play secretarian. And I'm the boss tonight. They don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:51

They don't say right. I would love to be like, I'm Jess, but like I don't even know.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:55

No, I think Jess's the worst one. I am of. Really? Yeah. Well, I think she just lacks the soul. And I've just been friends with so many Jessas that it's like, girl, come on. At some point you have to like be a real person.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:04

And I feel like you can't claim that you're Jessa. It's like that's like being like, I'm Carrie. Like you can't say it. Totally. It's just like not. It's just not correct. So, oh Jesus, I'm probably like Marnie.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:14

That's okay. I like Marnie.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:15

Maybe. I don't know. I need to keep watching.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:18

Well, flop your wings, everyone.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:20

Yeah, flop your wings.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:22

We're gonna go over to Patreon and like probably keep talking shit and giggling.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:25

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:25

So hope you feel really left out if you're not a part of it.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:29

Yeah, you can still join for$5 right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:31

Yeah, five bucks. Five buckaroos.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:34

Someone was like, uh, it was actually$14.50. I'm like, are you in Canada?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:38

Wait, yeah, that's not the U.S. price. Trust and believe I typed in 5.00 on that Patreon.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:45

Maybe you're looking at like the year-long subscription. Yeah.$14.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:49

And you also get um with the Patreon, you get descriptions of each episode written by Amish.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:54

Oh my god, yeah, Amish has actually been like this.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:57

We can't be asked to do it.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:59

No, bro, because my Wi-Fi, I'm not kidding, is so slow. It's like my landlord shoveling coal into a furnace. Right, right. It takes forever.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:05

Someone in the basement on like a bicycle.

unknown 1:05:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:07

So like when I go to upload like the YouTube videos or like the Patreons, I'm just like, Amish, please handle it. Yeah. Because I know he has that Ethernet cable like plugged directly in. So he's been doing it and he's been writing the funniest little descriptions. And I think you guys should go check it out.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:21

So you guys get that too. I don't know how to upload shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:24

Yeah, and she's just you're just lost cause.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:26

I really like, I kind of struggle.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:28

But love you guys so fucking much.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:30

Love you, flop your wings.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:31

Flop your wings.

unknown 1:05:32

Bye.