WE ARE MICHAEL JACKSON (like we are charlie kirk) | Flopcast ep.15

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We saw the Michael Jackson movie and it kickstarted a full-blown obsession. We get into everything from moonwalking, the absolute insanity of Euphoria, Sam Levinson’s weird twisted fantasies, celebrity breakups, Tyler Catastrophe discourse, Crumbl Cookie addictions, Stagecoach chaos, and why groceries somehow cost $70 no matter what you buy. We touch on Club Chalamet and why she is no longer team Timothée, Jacob Elordi’s inevitable prosciutto-face era, Klay Thompson (idiot) cheating on Megan thee Stallion, the Kardashian curse, cancel culture only existing for women, and the general downfall of men. Basically, this episode is one long chaotic tangent.

Transcript

unknown 0:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 0:06

That was riveting.

SPEAKER_01 0:08

It's the MJ episode.

SPEAKER_02 0:11

Guys, today we're joined with a very special guest.

SPEAKER_01 0:14

You may have heard of him. He's over here.

SPEAKER_02 0:17

The ghost of MJ.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

We put a glove there as an offerenda. Molly goes, he would have loved gloving. He would have loved gloving. Think about it. It's so real. MJ never got to glove.

SPEAKER_02 0:28

That's crazy. He low-key invented it. We're watching the movie. Ty goes, oh my god, someone needs to reincarnate him.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

Like Coachella 2027. Wow. Wow, MJ Chella. Holy shit. All I gotta say is that they don't really care about us. Dead head, dead, head, but sounds like Nikki when she starts rapping a monster.

SPEAKER_03 1:01

You would have loved gloving and Nicki Minaj.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

Well, okay, I just saw, obviously. Obviously, we saw the fucking Michael Jackson movie. My hair wouldn't be like this if I And you know what's sad too?

SPEAKER_02 1:14

I was getting dressed and I was like, I almost said, like, obviously, I wouldn't be dressed like this. This is like my normal outfit anyway.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

No, literally, I've worn this before, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:22

Out to Silver Lake? Like, oh my god, everyone stole MJ swag. Literally. Um obviously went, saw the movie, and I left that theater being like, oh no, this unlocked like a two-month minimum obsession.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

Only thing I can listen to right now.

SPEAKER_02 1:38

Oh, yeah, no, whole drive here just listening to cause I'm bad.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

I'm bad. You know it. It's also crazy how many lyrics I don't know because of the way he sings. Like when he was like, I am melting. Like a candle. I was like, oh, I never knew it was candle wax until the movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

Like a candle wax. What I love too, hold on, let me take my shades off. I don't want to be disrespectful. Oh god. Ooh, white is not my collar. Um, I noticed too, like, I think his voice is so addicting because he says everything like staccato. Yeah, like everything's cut so short and like so quick and snappy. Oh my god. Also, I was like, why hasn't Trisha have had like a Michael Jackson phase?

SPEAKER_01 2:25

And she literally that's what started Trisha. I had no idea. Blonde Sunshine Doll MJ.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

I always saw the MJ. I had no idea it was for Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

Michael Jackson, like she was the original like Michael Jacksonator. What are his fans called? Jack Offs. The Jack Offs. The Jack Offs. Call us Jack Offs.

SPEAKER_03 2:55

Oh my god, I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm crying.

SPEAKER_02 3:01

Oh my god. Guys, I'm sorry, I'm gonna lock in one second. My Adderall's about to hit. I'm probably like. She's on one. Okay, let's honestly, like, now that we're in costume and we're talking about it anyway, let's just get into the movie.

SPEAKER_01 3:12

Like, let's get into the movie.

SPEAKER_02 3:13

You saw it last night by yourself.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

I saw it last night by myself. I was with my friends. We had dinner.

SPEAKER_02 3:19

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

And I said, and then we were playing a game of musical improv where one of us would pick a song from a musical, such as You Can't Stop the Beat from Hairspray, or like Nonstop from Hamilton. And one of us would get up and become the character that was singing, and then someone else would come up and become the character that was singing. And then I was like, oh, I'm so sorry I have to cut this short. Like, I have to go see the MJ movie. It was the most like Chud night ever. It's like a group of feeder kids just hanging out. I have to stop playing musical improv tag with my friends to go see the Michael Jackson movie alone at 10:15 p.m.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

No, it's so good. It's so good. Also, we were talking, you're like texting me mid-movie. I'm like this in the movie theater. And it's such like we were saying like young ho activity. Like brightness all the way up.

SPEAKER_01 4:10

I was like young ho. I was like googling Michael Jackson songs. And then I was just like Young Ho, like brightness all the way up.

SPEAKER_02 4:18

I never gave a fuck.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Come on. Y'all don't, y'all don't, y'all don't care. Y'all don't see. Y'all don't know. The ringers off. The ringers off. That's the most I can do.

SPEAKER_02 4:25

That as hell. I'm like making FaceTime calls during the movie. I'm like, Molly, check it.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

Yeah, I'm like, I can't talk right now. Like, I'm sure I've done that actually, like, not even kidding. But even funnier, I think the woman next to me went, hee hee, and I literally was like, Like, I had the audacity to be like, can you like right like please? I'm trying to watch the movie. Like, be respectful. I'm trying to watch the movie. Meantime, you're like playing Subway surfers fucking FaceTime. Literally, I'm like, let me add this to my liked songs.

SPEAKER_02 4:52

Like, wait, this is gone. Downloading the albums in the movie.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Literally, I was literally like.

SPEAKER_02 5:00

Oh my God. No, it was honestly, it was so, it was so, so good. I went home because also, like, I can't form an opinion to save my life. So normally, like, I watch a movie, I'm like, all right, what's everyone saying? Yeah. I like look up like Michael Movie Reddit.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

And I see everyone's input.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

A lot of people hated it.

SPEAKER_01 5:19

See, I like Anya, my friend Anya, shout out. She was like, You gave it a 3.5 on Letterboxd. I was like, yeah, but I also liked it on Letterboxd. I also hearted it on Letterboxd. So I liked it. It's a great movie. It's not like not a good movie. It was fun by any means. No, but it was awesome.

SPEAKER_02 5:40

But it was so awesome. Yeah, like that's exactly how I felt. I left and I was like, what was the point? Like there really wasn't one, but I'm a big fan. Yeah. Exact same. And also I left and I was like, I had some qualms about it, but then I was like, how in the hell are you supposed to condense 50 years of this man's life into a two-hour movie? Like, it's impossible.

SPEAKER_01 5:57

Yeah, especially when he started out. Like the Jackson 5 started when he was six.

SPEAKER_02 6:00

Which is insane.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

They even made it like older in the movie, which is crazy. Like, it's they started doing that when he was like six years old. Like his entire life. It's so crazy. Jackson 5. Like, it wasn't just like, oh, he was in this like small band. Like, they had a number, they had number one hits. Number one hit. I want you back. Oh, so good.

SPEAKER_02 6:20

Also, that kid, that child actor, I should know his name. So it's my job to.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

Because, like, that's what we're here to do. I don't know his name, but whoever that kid was. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 6:32

Owen Cooper watch out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. McKenna Grace. Yeah. McKenna Grace, your protege.

unknown 6:39

Like.

SPEAKER_01 6:39

So fucking talented. So, oh my god. McKenna Grace. She liked aged out of the child, and then it was like, la la la la la.

SPEAKER_02 6:47

Like a new Supreme Child actor rose. No, he was so, so talented. Also, like his singing voice, his like mannerisms, everything. Like, so talented. But then Jafar. Jafar Jackson.

SPEAKER_01 6:59

Bro. Gloves off. Seriously, literally gloves off. Like, let me tip my fedora to you. Yeah. Holy shit, that was good.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

He was crazy. Because like that's the thing, too. Regardless of the writing and I don't know, whatever the fuck was going on in the writer's room. He ate down, delivered.

SPEAKER_01 7:18

Seriously. I'm like, how did they do his voice? Like, was it voice coach? Was it like ever edited a little? Obviously, it's my job to know. Right, but we're learning as we go. Let me ask the audience. You know, like, what do y'all know about it?

SPEAKER_02 7:32

It had to have been, I it had to have been some type of like vocal coaching. Like, and just like he nailed it. Like, he definitely did his fucking research. He studied. He cracked open the Michael book and studied.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

Like exact the fact that this was his first role ever.

SPEAKER_02 7:46

Crazy. Crazy. He like he blew me away. Also, there were some shots where he looked identical to Michael.

SPEAKER_01 7:52

Identical. I was I thought that they were using real clips from Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_02 7:56

Yeah. And just like his dancing, his mannerisms, he had it down. Down. Down. It was crazy. I was like, I teared up a few times watching it.

SPEAKER_01 8:04

And yeah. Right. And also like his mouth, the way his like his smile was so like Michael Jackson. It was crazy. But also, like Jafar Jackson, like out of makeup or anything like that, like he just does look like Michael Jackson, like it's his nephew. Yeah. So it makes sense, but still, it just was crazy.

SPEAKER_02 8:22

I know. I'm still trying to figure out because like I know some of the family members had their issues with it. Like Paris Jackson posted something. Blanket. Janet Jackson like didn't want blanket. Janet Jackson like didn't want to be involved in it. So her character was completely non-existent. Yeah. So I don't know. Like I tried to like do some research and figure it out. But like I couldn't understand like what they're I think, I think they were just what was it? Like they were just upset because it didn't like do him justice, kind of like there was like more to the story. But again, it's like, how are you gonna condense 50 years of this dude's life into like two hours?

SPEAKER_01 8:58

And it's Hollywood. Like there's only so much you can go without like honestly getting a little disrespectful. Like I'm sure there were darker parts of his life that just we weren't tapped into. Like the fact that we saw his dad like beat him with the belt, and like that was hard a hard watch.

SPEAKER_02 9:11

I was shocked that was even included.

SPEAKER_01 9:13

Exactly, but it's like I'm sure it was much crazier. Like I'm I'm sure. Like if your dad's your manager and you have to call him by his first name, yeah. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now that's a movie title. Call me by my first name. And it's about your dad who's abusive. Obviously, they're gonna sugarcoat some stuff.

SPEAKER_02 9:37

Like, yeah, and like it's obviously so catered to the fans. Like, I had people in my movie theater dressed up as Michael Jackson. Like, people, yeah, everyone was like grooving in their seats, too. I couldn't help it either. I was hitting like a toe tap.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

A shoulder shimmy.

SPEAKER_02 9:51

But yeah, so obviously it was like the hall, it was it was all Hollywoodified and very catered to like the fans, which I'm also happy that they did, I guess. As a fan, as a viewer, it's what I wanted to see.

SPEAKER_01 10:03

And I'm sure there's gonna be another movie that's gonna like I'm sure someone right now it's in development of someone being like, I'm gonna write tell the real Michael Jackson story. You know, like that kind of happened after Elvis and also like the queen movie of it all.

SPEAKER_02 10:17

Oh, yeah, then they came out with Priscilla.

SPEAKER_01 10:18

Yeah, exactly. It's like, no, like let's tell the darker side of it, which was Priscilla. Yeah. And so I feel like right now, like, somewhere in Hollywood, there's a development room that's like, now let's talk about blanket is in the writer's room. Blankets blanket.

SPEAKER_02 10:33

But I liked it for what it was. Oh, my biggest thing, I out loud, I'm not okay, I out loud, the chimp comes on screen. The CGI chimp.

SPEAKER_04 10:42

What?

SPEAKER_02 10:43

Alma just goes, what? CGI diaper. It was so bad. I out loud go, no way.

SPEAKER_01 10:50

The CGI chimp, the CGI alpaca, and the CGI giraffe. All of those, I was like, oh my god, I know there's a like a giraffe out there who's like, damn it, I didn't book the role.

SPEAKER_02 11:01

Yeah, for sure. I'm gonna give it to the giraffes who have worked in the game. Exactly, exactly. Like I didn't even know we had this feature that we can bring it up on the big screen. Why have we never done this? Read the goddamn book with him. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:14

Literally, like, y'all. And also, like, the monkey just showed up. There were no diapers, no nothing, no food. I was like, no one changed the deck. A little realistic.

SPEAKER_02 11:26

Can we make it at least a little realistic? I look really scary right now. I think it's because my lip is so light.

SPEAKER_01 11:32

I look really scary right now.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

I look no, I'm not kidding. Molly sent me a picture. You sent me a picture of your makeup, like with the eyeliner and the nose contour. You're like MJ Day. I'm like, that's me on any given day. Like, that's genuinely how I pull up any given day.

SPEAKER_01 11:47

And I'm kind of like, wait a second, it's kind of fierce.

SPEAKER_02 11:49

Yeah right? Fierce is fierce, huh?

SPEAKER_01 11:50

Yes, fierce is fierce. Also, I've been seeing people online criticizing Ferris Jackson for being like, that wasn't my dad, which is like super valid. Like, obviously, like that's your father, whatever. But then everyone online's like, well, you didn't even know him that long. Jesus. Bro, you can't think that.

SPEAKER_02 12:11

Like, you can think it. No, I love like the parasocial fans. Like, you didn't even know him. It's our father.

SPEAKER_01 12:16

You didn't know him, like, I knew him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:17

You didn't know him like I knew MJ. Wait, do you think is there a confirmed part two?

SPEAKER_01 12:21

I don't know, but there must be. It would be crazy if there wasn't.

SPEAKER_02 12:24

There has to be.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

It's also this one's been so successful.

SPEAKER_02 12:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:27

That it would be stupid not to.

SPEAKER_02 12:28

And everyone's money hungry. Like they're gonna do a part two. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 12:31

And also I'm really curious.

SPEAKER_02 12:32

I'm curious too. Because also the movie ended and it was like the story continues. His story continues. And it wasn't like, you know, paying tribute to him at the end. Where normally they'd be like, rest in peace, black screen story post.

SPEAKER_01 12:44

Literally nots up, R.A.P. MJ.

SPEAKER_04 12:49

Wait, what? They were probably seeing how this one did.

SPEAKER_01 12:52

That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, to see if they could like make another. And it did great. So they're probably gonna do it.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:57

It'd be silly if they didn't.

SPEAKER_02 12:59

Oh, wait, yeah. I think it's like the number one biopic ever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:02

Well, see, I was gonna say that because the Bob Dylan, listen, something about me. I don't I don't know Bob Dylan. I don't know Bruce Springsteen. I barely know the Beatles. Up until three years ago, I could tell you two Beatles songs, and it was the only two that were sang on Glee.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

No, and that is so fucking real.

SPEAKER_01 13:19

I just think that, like, I used to think that the one that Kurt sings to his dad when he's in the hospital, can't even tell you the name. I thought it was like a sad song because Kurt was singing it to his dad. It happens to be like, it's like it's literally like blackbirds singing in the dead end. And I literally was like, it's a happy song. I just, for some reason, the Beatles have eluded my like brain, and like they have not come into my life, and like I don't listen to the Beatles. Like, no hate to anyone. Like all actively. I don't listen to the Beatles. Like, I couldn't tell, like up until a few years ago, I could not tell you how yellow submarine went, how blue how blue Jude, dear Jude, but it's like Blue Jude. Dear Jude, how hey Jude went to Blue Jude? I couldn't tell you uh to this day, I can tell you one Bob Dylan song, and it's the one that's like, what is it? Once upon a time, just so fat.

SPEAKER_02 14:08

Don't know it. Okay, see, I do love like a weird subcategory of music for me, is like singers who sound like a little mosquito buzzing in your ear. Like I love, it's kind of like Yeah. Yeah, so I did have a Bob Dylan phase, especially because I was still working for Tana when the Bob Dylan movie. Or was I? Am I making shit up?

SPEAKER_04 14:26

Yeah, you were. I remembered that. Okay, thank you. Amish fact-checking.

SPEAKER_02 14:30

Like, I don't even remember my own life. Okay, so I was still working for Tana, and she had we had like this crazy Bob Dylan phase. Okay. And that's like all we listened to for at least two months. Again, because of the biopic. It started like this mini obsession.

SPEAKER_01 14:44

Exactly. And so, like, I didn't watch the Bob Dylan movie because I genuinely like, I'm sorry, like he just like wasn't part of my life like that.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

And I feel like you hate Timmy.

SPEAKER_01 14:53

And I we have like a weird relationship. I'm like, come back to me.

SPEAKER_02 14:57

Well, that's how I feel too.

SPEAKER_01 14:58

Come back to me, Miho.

SPEAKER_02 14:59

Like that's how I feel too, because I'm like, oh my god, like I know you're with Kylie and everything, but I'm literally right here.

SPEAKER_01 15:05

Like, I know your heart.

SPEAKER_02 15:06

I know your heart, and I know that you're like a weird little theater kid, and what you're doing right now isn't you. Exactly. And you lost me along the time. Yeah, and it's like you have you have cortisol face.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

You have cortisol face.

SPEAKER_02 15:20

I know Kim is stressing the fuck out. No, croak up your fucking ass. Yeah, it's gonna happen to Jacob Alorty.

SPEAKER_01 15:29

He's gonna get puffy. Just give it a few months. Oh my god, just watch because he's already getting red. You know, and like white men start to age like raw meat.

SPEAKER_00 15:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:37

It's start it's starting to happen. Watch out, Amish. Watch out. Like you have to be careful in the sun. Like raw meat's insane. No, like it's just truly that's their complexion. Yes, for Shudo Face. Yes. And that's already starting to happen. Like, you can see it in his neck, you know? Because he's Australian.

SPEAKER_02 15:55

Yeah, because that's sun.

SPEAKER_01 15:57

Exactly. And so he's gonna get puffy too. Just watch.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

I bet. I know.

SPEAKER_01 16:02

Yeah. Well, but that being said, I didn't I haven't seen many biopics since Queen.

SPEAKER_02 16:08

Oh, yeah. Okay. That one was great.

SPEAKER_01 16:10

Queen, that one was great. I was like, that one's so awesome. Then I kind of like was like, we're making too many of the.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

I saw Priscilla, I saw Elvis, you know, like Yeah, and then I missed the Elton John one because I was kind of like same.

SPEAKER_01 16:20

Exactly. We're all oversaturated.

SPEAKER_02 16:22

Yes, exactly. I was like, I've seen like five in the past year. Give me a break, stop shoving the biopic propaganda down my throat.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

And that's why I didn't want to watch the Bruce Springsteen one either. Didn't see it. See? Yeah. But this one.

SPEAKER_02 16:35

But this one arcane. Isn't that right, Michael?

SPEAKER_01 16:38

Right?

unknown 16:39

I'm Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 16:44

Oh my god. I have a mic now, by the way, so this is all gameplay.

SPEAKER_03 16:58

Schizophrenic word salad. Schizophrenic words. He probably mumbled his phone with the mic. Wait, he has a mic?

SPEAKER_04 17:09

Yes. Wait, did it sound like I'm just talking to myself? You guys don't have headphones in, huh? Aaron!

SPEAKER_03 17:15

Aaron, I literally you are just making side comments. I'm going. I'm going. We need to get him like a little camera. We need to get him a little camera. No, what the fuck? Oh my god, I love that you took it upon yourself to be included. Fucking ripped the shit out. Now I don't want to. Oh, keep it. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 17:41

I'm like, we need to get a couple. We need a discount.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

We need you to get a camera.

SPEAKER_04 17:44

It's on Michael right now, dude.

unknown 17:47

I can't.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

Oh my god, you're like the voice the voice of like MJ's ghost.

SPEAKER_04 17:52

Oh my god. Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_03 17:57

Holy sweat. You're making a joke to yourself.

SPEAKER_04 18:01

Bro, I just hope.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Anyway, I love the movie.

SPEAKER_01 18:08

Yeah, it was great. Honestly, like I highly recommend. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:12

Go see it.

SPEAKER_01 18:13

Go see it.

SPEAKER_02 18:14

Go see it.

SPEAKER_01 18:17

I feel like I can do a good impression.

SPEAKER_02 18:19

Wait, honestly. Go stand on Hollywood Boulevard. Someone will tip you.

SPEAKER_01 18:23

Oh, that's why I want to talk about Fabio Jackson and. Do you know Fabio Jackson? Yeah. I just wanted to bring him up. Okay. Michael Jackson. You're like Fabio Jackson and. No, like when he's like watching the guy on in Times Square, like, like he it was really him.

SPEAKER_02 18:39

Um, okay, wait. Speaking of Jacob Alorty, Timothy Chalome, yada yada. Here's my thing. I feel like I'm Club Chalamet. Right? Right. Because I was like obsessionulated with Timothy Chalome for the longest time. Like that was my number one. That was my boy. And recently, I think because of the Kardashian curse, like I've been migrating over towards like Jacob Lordy.

SPEAKER_01 19:03

Wow. And he's not safe either.

SPEAKER_02 19:05

And he's not safe either. He's gonna get it too. But Club Chalamet moved on from Timothy Chalamet.

SPEAKER_01 19:10

You might have to take over that account.

SPEAKER_02 19:11

I know. I'm like, girl, give me the login.

SPEAKER_01 19:13

Literally.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

I'll run that shit. Well, actually, no, I won't because now I'm Team Jacob Alordy. Team Jacob. I'm I'm pitting two men against each other. I love it. This is what we need to do. Start pitting the men against each other.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

Stop pitting women against each other. Start pitting men against each other.

SPEAKER_02 19:25

Um, but yeah, no, she moved on to Connor's story. And she made a whole Instagram post literally like denouncing herself.

SPEAKER_01 19:33

Wow. Yeah. She really retired to fuck Kylie Jenner.

SPEAKER_02 19:37

How crazy.

SPEAKER_01 19:38

Wow. Like that's that's what it took for years of hard work and updates down the drain. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:44

Imagine that. Kardashian curse is real because you lost your last fan. You lost your only fan. You lost your ride or die. That's like Oscar Crave leaving Oscar. I couldn't imagine. Please.

SPEAKER_01 19:56

Oscar Crave, shout out you.

SPEAKER_02 19:58

That's like as if he went to Jake Shane. Jake Crave. Jake Crave. Because now she's onto Connor's story. Literally. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 20:04

Anya saw Connor's story at work the other day.

SPEAKER_02 20:06

What?

SPEAKER_01 20:07

I know. I know. I know. I know.

SPEAKER_02 20:09

Was she fanning herself? I would have to be like.

SPEAKER_01 20:11

No, literally, she was pretending to be a receptionist. She was like standing there.

SPEAKER_02 20:16

That's literally me. Like anytime Oscar or Aaron, our producers, they're like, so-and-so's coming in today. I'm like, can I cosplay as the janitor?

SPEAKER_01 20:23

Yeah, literally, like, so I'll be there at 10 a.m.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

Yeah. So, like, do you need like an onset assistant for literally I'll fulfill the role?

SPEAKER_01 20:30

Because if you guys start to notice, you'll start to pick up on it. Like, this that's used pretty often.

SPEAKER_02 20:36

Yeah, we have the ran-through set. Literally, like Hudson Williams sat right there where you were. It's ran through. Everyone uses it. Like, whatever. Hudson Williams has been sitting in my seat. Cynthia Reva in yours. I said Arriva, but it sounded like Ariva. Arriva!

SPEAKER_01 20:53

She ran the she ran the London Marathon. I saw. Three hours.

SPEAKER_02 20:57

And what's going on with her and Ari? Not friends anymore?

SPEAKER_01 21:00

No, I think they are. I think it's just like it's like I was about to say something so parasocial that I had to hold like back because I was about to be like, I know, I think they're just taking a break because of Wicked, and like now she's doing PR for me, the Falker. Like, yeah, and no. Exactly. Like, I'm sure they're still hanging out.

SPEAKER_02 21:19

I hope so. Because they really went from like they were scissors sisters.

SPEAKER_01 21:24

Literally, speaking of scissors sisters now, no longer, Princess Purple Pari and Tina are broken up.

SPEAKER_02 21:30

That one hurt. That one hurt. That was another like hats by Abby and David.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

Literally, like love on the spectrum. Like, what? I know. What is happening? It's sad. Cursed show. Cursed show, like Madison and what's his name? Tyler? Tyler. I can do a good impression of Tyler.

SPEAKER_02 21:49

Now.

SPEAKER_01 21:50

Well, this is my girlfriend, Madison. Yep. And I love her.

SPEAKER_02 21:55

Oh my gosh, I could do Tanner. Wait. Oh my god. Oh my goodness, Molly. I'm so excited that we're here right now and we're drinking Dr. Pepper and We're filming popcasts, and I love you so much. And this and this is Connor.

SPEAKER_00 22:05

Diet Dr. Pepper for my princess. Game of Thrones. Reneer Toggerian was murdered by her brother.

SPEAKER_02 22:17

I'm not kidding for the audio listeners. For the audio listeners, they probably think he's here. Right? Literally. That was kind of fierce.

SPEAKER_01 22:22

Yeah, but like him and Georgie broke up. Like, did I like Georgie? Like, not particularly.

SPEAKER_02 22:26

Right. I'm like, I'm sure she's great. But uh, Connor, you deserve you deserve your princess.

SPEAKER_01 22:32

You deserve your princess. You deserve Love on the Spectrum, like, Kian, can we like lock in, please?

SPEAKER_02 22:37

And he was saying he was like, sometimes I don't get your jokes. You need someone who gets your jokes.

SPEAKER_01 22:41

True, exactly. You need someone a little bit more serious.

SPEAKER_02 22:45

Um, did you watch Euphoria?

SPEAKER_01 22:47

I watched half of this episode.

SPEAKER_02 22:49

Did you make it to the wedding? I made it to the wedding. I, I'm not kidding. I was watching it. The glove. The glove just fell off the chair. I was watching it last night. I was genuinely so mad that I had to go back. I re-watched it. Wow. Bro, I made notes. I made notes. Yeah. I was so mad. I'm just gonna rapid fire through the call. There's a scene where Jules is painting, right, on her canvas. She has a dry paintbrush. She's going like this. You can hear it.

SPEAKER_01 23:20

The brush is fraying at the ends. It's sticking out like this. Somehow, like the painting is like becoming better and better. I hate when they do that. Like when they use like a drawing that was so clearly like, you know.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

I also have the thing too where like um I pay attention to when people are drinking from mugs or like a coffee cup. I know when obviously like it's so clear there's no liquid in the cup and you're pissing me off. Put water, put water in the cup because you're flinging it around like this over your head. You have a mug and you're doing the last thing.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

Yeah, literally. And they're like, You want something?

SPEAKER_02 23:52

You know, it's like or they step it, they go for like 0.5 seconds. Give me a break. Or when they like eat something and they chew for too long. Yeah. Right. And I know you have the spit bucket.

SPEAKER_01 24:04

Yeah, come on, movie magic. Can we lock in?

SPEAKER_02 24:06

Can we lock in? So that was my first qualm was the dry ass paintbrush. Um, also again, I I literally now it's like every episode. I hate watching. I'm hate watching watching because I'm like, what sick twisted fantasy is Sam Levinson gonna play out this episode?

SPEAKER_01 24:20

I'm like, how worse can it get? Oh, now Jules um is being wrapped in saran wrap.

SPEAKER_02 24:25

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

Great. Oh, now Jules like is being like a man is like eating her nylons? Like, Sam Levinson, genuinely you sick fuck. How do you think of this shit?

SPEAKER_02 24:36

It's so crazy. And every single episode there's one pooper piss scene.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

I at least did what happened with this one because I don't think I made it to it.

SPEAKER_02 24:43

Oh no, just the pig, like the pig came in the stripper's face.

SPEAKER_01 24:45

Yeah, and the blowing of the pig's head off, and then like, and then like the blood on like the stripper's face. I was like, what was the point? Also, what was the point of Rosalia's like dance?

SPEAKER_02 24:54

That's what I'm saying. So much unnecessary bullshit just happening where it's like uh unessential to the plot.

SPEAKER_01 25:01

It's an entire season of Dominic Fike's song, basically.

SPEAKER_02 25:04

Yeah, where I'm like, why am I watching this? Literally, and I was like, what's he doing? I made a TikTok. I'm like, why is he trying to reheat Quentin Tarantino's nachos? When did Euphoria become blood and gore madness?

SPEAKER_01 25:15

Hello, uh this is what the third pig I've seen.

SPEAKER_02 25:19

Yeah, I'm like, what? And then at the well, you didn't get there yet, but you can tell me, you can tell me. Um basically at the wedding, sorry, any spoilers. Actually, this is gonna come out in a fucking week. You've had a week. Um at the wedding, Nate gets approached by this guy, Naz, who like Nate owes him money, whatever. Right. And he comes up, he kinda's like, I'm gonna become your worst nightmare. You owe me money, blah, blah, blah. So Nate, you owe me money. Right. So Nate and Cassie, they finish their wedding. Cassie's like all frantic about it because she's like, What do you mean you owe people money? Like, I didn't know you were broke. She's pissing me off the whole episode, too. Like, you're so annoying. And they go back home after the wedding, they go inside. Nas is sitting on the couch, just like, hello, Jake. Cornball. Oh, wait, what? His name is Nate.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

I got hello. Hello, Jake. That's how much I don't give a fuck. Like, that's how uninvested in this. Hello, Jake Jacobs.

SPEAKER_02 26:17

That's how fucking uninvested I am, dude. Then he's like, hi, Nate. And then he's his his colleague starts beating the piss out of Nate. He's all bloody and gory, obviously, again. And then, Molly, I'm not kidding. I was laughing. I literally was audibly laughing. Nate's bleeding out on the carpet. The guy comes up with like, um, I don't know, but like a bush trimmer, like a twig clipper, goes up, takes off his shoe, cuts off his pinky toe. Molly, I'm talking gallons of blood spewing out. This can't be like real. That's what I'm saying. I'm literally, I turned to the invisible camera and I went like this. Are we serious? Because again, it's like you're not even at this point saying that you're reheating Quinton's nachos is generous. It's like I I made a TikTok. You took Ritz crackers, you threw them on the plate, you took the fucking grated Parmesan from the green can, sprinkled it over, toss it in the air fryer for 15 seconds. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

And also, like, maybe it's just my bad circulation in my feet. But I know if you got off my pinky toe, it wouldn't bleed that much.

SPEAKER_02 27:17

Yeah, those same.

SPEAKER_01 27:18

Like, maybe no, like, come on. And maybe like drip a little.

SPEAKER_02 27:21

Uh-huh. And I have like iron deficiency too, so I bleed that would clot in two seconds. Like, don't piss me off. And then like the soundtrack is just so shit from a butt. Maddie's walking into the wedding. It sounds like an Animal Crossing soundtrack. Literally. That was gonna be such a scene. Yeah. With the right music. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my, she's walking into like and they're like, why is she here?

SPEAKER_01 27:48

And they're like, da ba ba. Like, okay. Whole thing's just so my serious and bad.

SPEAKER_02 27:55

What else did I write? Hold on. I had so many things that were just pissing me off.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

Rue's outfit and Jules' outfit pissed me off.

SPEAKER_02 28:02

Because get so serious. Get so fucking serious.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

Also, like, oh my god, the portrayal of Rue as a lesbian. Like, Sam Levinson, there's a special place in hell because you have offended every single person on earth. Lesbians, black people, trans people, Hispanic people, women, men somehow. Yeah. Yeah. You have you are literally Satan.

SPEAKER_02 28:26

Dude, he's hitting all of the ists. Like you're racist.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

You're almost you're like sexist. He's literally like checking all the boxes. Cause like, why are we making Rue this like, I wanna fuck anyone, like any bitch. Like, she's not a man. No, I know. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

She's like, Julia coming to the wedding with me. She hands her like 200 bucks. I'm a sugar daddy now.

SPEAKER_01 28:47

What? Also, again, Sam Levinson, how is it that you have no writer's room? It is just you writing the script. How are you getting away with writing the N-word multiple times? Writing the T slur multiple times, writing all of these fucking slurs, and no one's clocking it.

SPEAKER_02 29:04

It's insane.

SPEAKER_01 29:05

You can't be allowed to do that, especially when it doesn't even add to the plot.

SPEAKER_02 29:13

So pointless. Again, so pointless. Yeah. Yeah, a hundred percent. Again, you think you're Quentin Tarantino. Yep. Um. You think you're the shit, you're not even the fart. Yeah. Bitches who shit, girls who poop.

SPEAKER_01 29:28

Literally.

SPEAKER_02 29:33

Peavy the vape girl made an appearance though. Thank God.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

Oh my god, yes, pregnant queen.

SPEAKER_02 29:37

Most realistic part of the fucking episode.

SPEAKER_01 29:38

You know she's vaping while pregnant.

SPEAKER_02 29:40

Yup. You know she was having glasses of champagne.

SPEAKER_01 29:44

No, literally. You ever seen someone vape while pregnant?

SPEAKER_02 29:47

Yes, we saw it. Yeah, we saw that protest.

unknown 29:49

It was crazy.

SPEAKER_02 29:50

That was crazy. Um, also, I guess, like, whatever. Like, we don't have to get even more into euphoria. I know people really don't fucking care, but I care. Um, fucking Cassie's Pacies were out on their first dance. Whatever. Um, also, Kat not being at the wedding, get real. And my last qualm, Nate Jacobs, again, have we forgotten his entire character as like a fucking psychopath? He's having a panic attack before the wedding.

SPEAKER_01 30:15

Uh why are we humanizing him?

SPEAKER_02 30:18

That's what I'm saying. What I swear to God, if he gets some sort of like heroic character arc or some like I feel for him character arc, no, no, get the hell out of town. I don't want it.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

No, literally, it's like that picture of SpongeBob with the chains around him. Like that's so big. Like, literally, no one's forcing me to watch it. I like make myself like I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna finish the episode.

SPEAKER_02 30:40

Absolutely, you know, like Oh, I talk so much shit, I'm sat for it every single Sunday.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

Yeah. Also, Scooter Braun and Sidney Sweeney were at Stagecoach.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

I saw.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

And her fucking outfit.

SPEAKER_02 30:52

Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, her core set. Mind you, it was people were saying a brand. Yes, it's siren. It's siren, it doesn't even fit.

SPEAKER_01 31:00

Doesn't fit, looks like shit from a butt. Just because your boobs are falling out does not mean your boobs look good.

SPEAKER_02 31:06

No, it looks like one of those leg avenue Halloween costumes that you'd get from like a spirit Halloween two days before. Yes. Like if she was going to be like a slutty Cinderella. That's exactly what the outfit was. Yeah. And it's like you're two seconds away from a nip slip. Careful. Tread tread lightly. And it's like, you're not helping. I mean, she doesn't give a fuck, honestly, about the MAGA allegations. She's feeding into it.

SPEAKER_01 31:28

Scooter Baron of it all, holy shit.

SPEAKER_02 31:31

She's doing like the how can I make people like hate me even more challenge?

SPEAKER_01 31:34

I think that's what's happening where they're both kind of like the whole world is against us.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

Yeah, they think they're like the Joker in Harley Quinn.

SPEAKER_01 31:41

Yes, I think they think they're like that, like the whole world is against us. It's like, yeah, because like you're shit from a butt and you're pooped from an ass. Like matchmade in fucking hell.

SPEAKER_02 31:50

Like, exactly. Oh yeah. Also at Stagecoach, the emergency evacuations from the winds. Uh-huh. Which is so funny because you know if that happened at like weekend one of Coachella, all the influencers.

SPEAKER_01 32:01

Oh my god, everyone would have some fucking shit to say.

SPEAKER_02 32:04

You guys couldn't just stop the wind for one night. Like I'm here with Starbucks.

SPEAKER_03 32:11

Starbucks, you couldn't even stop the wind for one night.

SPEAKER_01 32:14

I go back to the Starbucks house just to find out that I can't go and see Biebercella.

unknown 32:19

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 32:20

Everyone cancels you. They're like, it's God's judgment on you for going to the Starbucks house. Yeah. Trump, um, Trump lives another fucking day on this fucking planet. Fuck you, Donald Trump.

SPEAKER_02 32:32

How hard is it? How hard is it?

SPEAKER_01 32:34

Just buy a fucking scope. I'm sorry. At this point, cannot have such a problem with gun violence for our citizens to not know how to use these things.

SPEAKER_02 32:47

And you know what? I don't give a fuck. Whole thing staged. Whole thing was staged. And then he literally he he he made a whole announcement the next day being like, this is why I need my ballroom because it's gonna have top-of-the-line security, and everyone's telling me, shut up.

SPEAKER_01 33:04

You're the president of the United States. No one on Earth has more and better security than you do. No one on the planet of Earth, not even Kim Jong-un. I'm gonna argue that. Like, not even Netanyahu. You have the most highest security of anyone on earth. You are the president, no one's fucking shooting at you. The fact that you had shots fired at you this many times is fucking bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 33:30

And I saw how slow your security moved to get you out of the line of fire. Unless they hate you too. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 33:35

And you waited backstage. There's no way. If there was actually an assassination attempt, you would have been taken to an underground bunker somewhere else. A hundred percent. But he's standing back like behind the curtain going like this. Exactly. Like I've seen scam. Girl, I know. I know the pro I know the protocol. Mm-hmm. It's just fucking ridiculous. It's also like it's always while the cameras are filming. It's always when something happens that make people like don't like Donald Trump and then the cameras are filming. No, it's no. If someone were to kill Donald Trump, it would be happening like in his house. Like, you know what I mean? Like it would not be happening at an event like that. No.

SPEAKER_02 34:15

And everyone's saying too, because it's like the midterms are coming up and he wants to like get back his votes and like whatever the fuck. Girl fucking buy. What? Girl fucking buy. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 34:25

Oh my god. It's just like accept your losses and kill yourself. Next person, don't miss. We've all thought about it. Maybe you should too. Yeah. R Donald Donald Trump has a semicolon tattoo.

SPEAKER_02 34:38

Oh yeah, and then he's fucking falling asleep. Sleepy Joe, whatever. Sleepy Trump.

SPEAKER_01 34:42

Sleepy Trump.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

Enough.

SPEAKER_01 34:44

He also keeps bringing up Joe Biden. That has nothing to do with you. You're actually the president right now.

SPEAKER_02 34:48

What's that have to do with cameras?

SPEAKER_01 34:50

Literally, like Lady Gaga. Yeah. Um also the price of groceries page. I went to Gelson's yesterday. I bought chicken breast. I bought fresh basil. I bought one box of pasta. I bought what else? A lemon. I bought a head of broccoli and some spinach.

SPEAKER_02 35:12

Right.

SPEAKER_01 35:13

That is what I bought.

SPEAKER_02 35:15

Let me guess like$70.$72.$72. Molly, the same thing happened to me. I went to the Gelson's like five days ago. I wanted to make pancakes for breakfast. Not kidding. Bought boxed pancake mix. Some eggs, milk, butter, maybe some syrup. Not kidding, same thing. 70 bucks. 70? Are you actually on serious?

SPEAKER_01 35:39

The chicken breast was$33.

SPEAKER_02 35:42

Trump's America, baby.

SPEAKER_01 35:44

Trump's America. Thank you, Donald Trump. Thank you, Donald Trump. Thank you.$4 gas in Virginia. They've never had gas over the price of$2 up until very recently.

SPEAKER_02 35:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:53

$4 gas in the middle of America.

SPEAKER_02 35:55

And they're still going to find a way to defend him. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 35:57

They're still going to be like, oh, it's Sleepy Joe's fault. Is it? No.

SPEAKER_02 36:01

Like, uh, look at the material. Look at like you can't afford to feed your family. Dude, I'm not even kidding. Yesterday I was like so stoked. Euphoria Sunday. I'm like, I'm going to do my big one. I want to draw a bubble bath. Yeah. I want to hang out and relax and drink a cold, crisp glass of water. And how am I going to do that? With some bubbles and a Brita filter. Brita filter. So I postmated. I got bubble bath. I got um new Saltara body wash, which, ooh, luxury. Yeah. Love it.

SPEAKER_01 36:27

I love Saltara.

SPEAKER_02 36:28

So good. And I got a new Brita filter.$57.

SPEAKER_01 36:33

Not even the Brita. Brita filter.

SPEAKER_02 36:35

Brita filter. Not even the fucking a new filter. I'm not, I'm so serious. How is anyone affording to live?

SPEAKER_01 36:41

Genuinely, unless you are a fucking niche influencer who recently started a Patreon to pay their bills. How are you affording groceries?

SPEAKER_02 36:53

No, I'm so I'm so serious. Because I'm not, I'm I'm gonna start having to open up like a line of credit. Oh, trust me, my line of credit's open. And I maxed out on my fucking Apple card. I'll tell you that much. Yeah, like it's crazy. If you have kids, you walk into a Ralph's, you start breathing, they're like, okay, 10 cents for everyone. Really, literally. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

It's everything is so expensive. I could not tell you how much things cost right now just because they keep changing.

SPEAKER_02 37:21

And it's one of the it really is just a thing of like, what am I to do? I can't do anything. I still need to buy gas. I need to buy food to feed myself. Oh, don't even get me started about um essential items that I still need to pay for. Tampons.

SPEAKER_01 37:32

Toilet paper. Tampons. Dude. Tampons.

SPEAKER_02 37:35

They're taxed. I wear contacts every day. Bro. Because my prescription, again, I'm almost legally blind, so I don't like to wear my thick ass glasses every day. I wear my contacts. I had to order new contacts. Tell me why in the Sam hell do I have to pay$500 to see? To see. To see.

SPEAKER_01 37:52

To see. That should just be my God given right. And also, you can't fill out your contact prescription if you don't get a new eye exam once a year. So then you have to go get the eye exam. Okay. My vision hasn't changed. My I know that.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

Scam.

SPEAKER_01 38:06

But I need someone to tell me what? Then you buy the contacts, a year's supply of contacts, that'll wipe you out. That'll wipe you out.

SPEAKER_02 38:13

That's why I had to buy, I I'm not kidding. I bought four boxes because buying eight was gonna be way too fucking much. So I was like, let me just limit myself, buy four. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

It like it'll wipe you out. Yeah. Two C. It's a piece of a piece of silicone.

SPEAKER_02 38:28

Oh my god. But then again, it's like here I am. I'm like, everything's so expensive. I literally postmated crumble two mornings ago. I had a throwaway day.

SPEAKER_01 38:35

It's fine.

SPEAKER_02 38:36

I was I woke up the other morning and I was like, that's it. I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_01 38:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:42

Um, I got literally a pack of the six-pack minis just for myself. And I do this thing, and like I had a really bad crumble phase one time. Me too. Where I was like really embarrassed because like I had roommates and I would always put like congratulations. I would pay the extra 99 to 10.

SPEAKER_01 38:57

So the person was like, oh great, we're delivering it for something.

SPEAKER_02 39:01

Yeah, not like you're just a fat fuck who wants to try the flavors of the weed.

SPEAKER_01 39:04

No, no, I'm like crumble cookie down, like I have the cut, the cutting thing.

SPEAKER_02 39:08

Like I love consumerism because like I need that fucking cookie cutter.

SPEAKER_01 39:12

And it was getting to the point that I was like, I keep dirtying knives, like cutting like crumble cookie. What?

SPEAKER_02 39:19

Like I have to buy the cookie cutter. Mind you so you can just eat it. Like, you just rip it in half. Those things disintegrate in your hand anyway.

SPEAKER_01 39:28

So I can eat a quarter of it at a time instead of like the whole thing at a time. Like, I'm still eating this.

SPEAKER_02 39:33

No, that's why I got the minis. I was like, I need to ration myself. Yeah. Because I have no self-control, and I will clear a six-pack, no problem. And one thing about me, and I'm looking at the camera when I say this, I hate a bitch who's like, oh my god, I can't I don't like anything that's sweet. Go to hell.

SPEAKER_01 39:48

I need to cut a brownie sweetness with ice cream.

SPEAKER_02 39:53

As hell.

SPEAKER_01 39:54

Think about that.

SPEAKER_02 39:54

Yeah. Salt on my brownie.

SPEAKER_01 39:57

I'm like, as hell. Really? It's like it's like that video of Dolly partner where she's like, and then to cut the sweetness, we put in some ice cream on the cobbler. I'm like, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 40:06

And she's so right.

SPEAKER_01 40:07

Exactly. And she's so right. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 40:09

Yeah, no, I'm just big. Just fucking big.

SPEAKER_01 40:12

And like, oh my god, sue me. Sue me, I want to eat food. Sue me, I want the crumbo cookie. Sue me, I want to eat food.

SPEAKER_03 40:21

Sue me, I want to be big.

SPEAKER_01 40:24

Like whatever, y'all want to. Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 40:28

Oh my god, you want to hear something actually fucking insane? Oh, yes. So this past Friday, oh my god, two things happened. This past Friday, I went to Bar Secco with my friend.

SPEAKER_01 40:37

Oh, Barsecco.

SPEAKER_02 40:39

I ran into a few fucking people. So we went to Seca and we ran into her ex-boyfriend who she just broke up with three days ago. Oh my god. That was fierce.

SPEAKER_01 40:48

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 40:49

And then I ran into an old pal. And this old pal, we're chatting up. He goes, Oh, by the way, meet my friend Vincent. I turn. It's Vincent Gallo. Wait, who's Vincent Gallo? As in Buffalo 66. Wait. As in like, oh my god, wait. Look him up, you're gonna know. Oh my god. Whoa. Wait, that's crazy. No, I know. I turned I went, the fact that you, oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

How fucking insane. Well, his face is very distinct. He's got a look about him. Like you see him once, you'll see him again.

SPEAKER_02 41:20

You'll remember. Holy shit. Yeah. So I was like, whoa, oh my God. And for a second, for a split second, I was like very starstruck because obviously young Ho Art Ho love Buffalo 66 that had a major impact on me during my formative years. Um, so at first I was like, oh my god, I fanned out for a second, and then I remembered, like, oh, this man is actually the closest thing I've ever seen to a supervillain. Again, he's all of the ists. Right.

SPEAKER_01 41:44

So it's like he's all of the issue.

SPEAKER_02 41:45

He's all of the ists. For one second, I was like, oh my god. And then I was like, oh my god. Like, uh-uh.

SPEAKER_01 41:51

And like the fact that these people exist in real life and not just like on television.

SPEAKER_02 41:56

Yeah, and his whole character in Buffalo 66 is playing like the most awful, mean, horrible person you've ever seen. And then it's like, oh, you're just that in real life.

SPEAKER_01 42:06

Wanted to play that. You wanted to.

SPEAKER_02 42:08

It's kind of like Sydney Sweeney, like, you're not even playing a role, baby. You're playing yourself. That's why it's so good.

SPEAKER_01 42:12

Like, that's why you deliver. Literally, like, that's why you deliver on this this one time. Just method acting your entire life. Exactly. Like, holy shit.

SPEAKER_02 42:22

Ah, yeah. So like that one was crazy. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 42:24

I know. Whoa.

SPEAKER_02 42:25

And you know, all the little Silver Lake people too probably like recognize.

SPEAKER_01 42:28

Oh my god. They were probably like, Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 42:30

He walks by, it's like everyone's back.

SPEAKER_01 42:32

Literally, oh my God. Wild. I was in Silver Lake this weekend. Oh my God. Well, honestly, like my life's kind of boring. Like I went to this girl, like she was like, I taught myself how to DJ for my birthday. Okay. Sure. And then it was like too loud, so I had to put earplugs in. I love you with the earplugs. I know. Some this girl was like, that shirt fits you really well. I went, huh? I said, okay.

unknown 42:56

I put it back in.

SPEAKER_01 42:58

I was so overstimulated. And then I also went to this one of like this like it was a clout chaser party of someone who was in someone really famous's music video. And everyone was like, that really famous person's gonna be there. And it's like obviously they weren't. Yep, right. Obviously, they were not there. Obviously. They have bigger fish to find out. Everyone was clout chasing.

SPEAKER_02 43:20

That happened to my friend's birthday party. One of his clients is like, they're pretty close. Like he is like her right hand man for this service, like does everything for her, whatever, whatever. And the whole time he's like, God, I really hope comes. I really hope Blake comes. She didn't show up. He was devastated, bro. Devastated, like shattered about it.

SPEAKER_01 43:42

Like my friend is really good friends with the girls whose birthday it was. And she was like, She's gonna set me up with that person. I'm like, she doesn't know that person. I'm sure she doesn't even have her phone number. Yeah, no. What? Like, it's like people who like talked at a party once, and it's like, I know, I know. Them. It's like you know, it was kind of the vibe.

SPEAKER_02 44:02

It's like so LA.

SPEAKER_01 44:03

Yeah, and you know what? And my ass, fuck my drag, because I went too. I went to the party for that reason. On the off chance. The off chance that Chapel Roan would be there. Obviously, she's not going to honey's. No. In a fucking super rate.

SPEAKER_02 44:19

A reoccurring theme, fucking awful men. Clay Thompson. KYS Kill Yourself challenge. Holy shit. Yeah. You're gonna cheat on Megan the Megan the fucking stallion? Clay shit from a butt, Thompson? Oh my god, these fucking basketball players, bro. Oh, that's like rule number one. Never date a basketball player. Never date an athlete. Honestly, just across the board, never date an athlete.

SPEAKER_01 44:43

They got that CTE. Their brains are scrambled. Scramble, baby.

SPEAKER_02 44:50

Do you know how much like force trauma to your head you have to induce to like cheat on Meg the Stallion?

SPEAKER_01 44:55

Yeah. To cheat on Meg the Stallion. Oh, yeah. Beyonce cheated on. Meg the Stallion cheated on. Every gorgeous woman cheated on. Why? Because men ain't shit.

SPEAKER_02 45:07

They ain't shit. Oh, like imagine. Imagine. You have oh my god. And she posted like the status Instagram story, just being like God. And you know he's probably butthurt about it, and it's probably like, I can't believe she posted that. Meh meh meh. Oh my god, yeah. She posted on an Instagram story. Cheating, had me around your whole family playing house, got cold feet, holding you down through all of your horrible mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season. And now you don't know if you can be monogamous. Bitch, I need a real break after this one. Bye. Yeah, take your break. Take your time.

SPEAKER_01 45:38

Seriously.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

Um, if you need anything, I'm here.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

Literally, Meg, girl, come on flop. We'll talk about it. Right.

SPEAKER_02 45:44

We can talk about it. Oh my god. Shoulder to cry on. What? Like, it's honestly. It's always the baddest bitch you know. She's absolutely fucking gorgeous. Body is insane. I've never seen anything like it. It defies gravity and physics. Like literally. Talented as fuck, just like, oh my god. And then it's oh my god. Wow. What more do they want? Like, actually, what more do you want? You have a perfect woman in front of you. She's cool as fuck, funny as fuck. Like cold feet. Cold feet? Who the fuck do you want? Eve of Adam and wouldn't even be good enough. No. Wouldn't even be good.

SPEAKER_01 46:22

They bought a house, they moved in together. It's also just so frustrating because like Megastalin has really gone through a lot. Like the whole like Toy Lanez thing, like Lenaise. Lane's.

SPEAKER_02 46:34

Lenez. Honestly at this point, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:35

I'm putting I'm putting like a spin on it. Lenaes.

SPEAKER_02 46:38

Lanez.

SPEAKER_01 46:38

Like the Lane. Like Laneige. Um, Toy Laneige. That whole part, like the Nicki Minaj of it all, like the stuff with her parents, like Megdastallion has really gone through it. Like the fact that like she got her degree while being famous, like she is the win woman of all women. Like her workout routine, like everything that she does, like her protecting her piece, the fact that she like when she got with Klay Thompson, I remember like everyone was like, oh my god, like this is awesome. Like oh, I was rooting for them. Yes, I was rooting for you. We were all rooting for you. Fucking ruin it, Klay Thompson. She never deserved you in the first place. Like you and your dirty dick right ran through.

SPEAKER_02 47:21

I'm assuming ran through.

SPEAKER_01 47:22

I'm assuming I'm assuming. Oh what?

SPEAKER_02 47:26

And also, she's literally on Broadway right now, performing Moulin Rouge. Literally, the picture, did you see the picture where she's just like No, I saw a video of her like crying after literally, I'm not kidding. It's this it's the tail as old as time. I can do it with a broken heart. We saw it with Katie Perry. She broke down but right before getting on stage and performing. Yes. Meg still, she got she gets broken up with, goes on stage and performs, and then breaks down after. And it's like you the plight of being a woman to perform.

SPEAKER_01 47:54

And being a powerful woman. Because when you are a powerful woman, think about it. Taylor Swift gets dogged on by all of her boyfriends because they can't handle the fact that she is just a superpower. A fucking powerhouse. She's a powerhouse. They can't handle the fact that her success will always be 10 million times bigger than this. Did you see? They can never handle it. Katie Perry, the Russell Brand of it all. You can't handle it. Beyonce, Jay-Z, he couldn't handle it. They cannot handle it. Literally, they can't handle a powerful woman. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:23

Um, literally the interview of Maddie Healy talking about he's alluding to Taylor. He didn't say Taylor, but like alluding to her. Or like the interviewer asked him about it or something, and he was like, Oh, I could never be with her, she's too famous. Literally being like, Oh, I wouldn't date her, she's like the president.

SPEAKER_01 48:37

She's always gonna be better than me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:39

And they can't deal it. They can't deal with it, especially like a small, egotistical man like Maddie Healy. No, he has to be the star. Exactly. He has to be the tortured poet. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 48:48

Like it has to be Gabrielle, like his little side pet that he can bring along and like bring up. It can't be like him being brought up. Yep. It can it can never be that.

SPEAKER_02 48:56

And it's like, even if it's not, even if it's not famous people, even if it's not like celebrities, it happens just day to day. I told you the story about my friend. She was sleeping with this guy, and he literally told her to her face, he was like, Yeah, I don't care if my girl is funny, I just want her to be pretty and laugh at my jokes.

SPEAKER_01 49:10

Oh, you said the unspoken thing. You had the fucking audacity to verbalize it. But they're all thinking it. They're all thinking it and they're all acting like it.

SPEAKER_02 49:20

Like Casey Musgrave, she has a whole the the golden hour album and then divorces her husband because he's like, you want a breadwinner until you know, like Yeah, and even yeah, role model in Emma Chamberlain. He even like says it in a song, kind of, and he's like, small chance we'd be together if I didn't push you out of the spotlight.

SPEAKER_01 49:40

Yeah. You men are sick, and you know it. That's also that's also what's even crazier is you're almost so aware of it, and you're like, well, but because you're a guy, you're like, well, there's nothing I should do to fix myself. So obviously it's on her. Yeah, I gotta, I gotta dump her. This is the difference between men and women, part 400 million. Women, when there's something, it's like, oh, there's something wrong that like I do, I do this thing that's wrong. It's like, okay, let me fix that. Like, let me internalize that, let me change that. When a man is like, oh, I do this thing wrong, it's just like, well, I guess I'm just a sick fuck. It's like Kanye, where he's like, Yeah, gotta- I guess I'm just a sick fuck who likes to fuck crazy women and whores. It's like, I guess I'm just crazy and misunderstood. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:22

No, everyone understands you. Fucking change. You don't want to check doing better. You don't want to do better.

SPEAKER_01 50:27

You want to cheat on your girlfriends and wives. You wanna like you don't think that there's anything wrong with that because you have been taught and conditioned socially that there's nothing wrong with you, that it's okay.

SPEAKER_02 50:37

Yeah, everything you do is good. Yeah, everything you do is amazing.

SPEAKER_01 50:40

Well, I think Michael Jackson might have been castrated.

unknown 50:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 50:44

Because why was his voice that high? Mm-hmm. I was watching this video on castration about these like little boys in Italy. Um, it doesn't happen anymore, but like during the Middle Ages, like during like medieval times, they would like castrate little boys and say they can't sing really hard forever. Is that why they did it? Yes. Quite literally just for like for their voice. Yes, they were called castratos. They were called castrados. Your I'm not.

SPEAKER_02 51:10

And they would altos, sopranos, castrados, hit it.

SPEAKER_01 51:13

And they'd be like, wait. Yes. Oh, you can hit it though. Yes, yes. And these like little boys, they would because you know, like when a little boy sings and it's like, oh, he's so good and talented. Like, it's not good. Yep, castrato. No way! And they're like, let's preserve that forever. Yes. No. My running theory that Michael Jackson might have been a castrado.

SPEAKER_02 51:35

Wait, this I'm like horrible question incoming.

SPEAKER_01 51:38

Because they all talk like this now.

SPEAKER_02 51:39

Is it like the is it the twig and berries?

SPEAKER_01 51:42

They no, they just twist the balls. They twist the balls. They like twist them really hard. You're lying. I'm not. That's what it was. It was a twisting. And then if the boy lived, he would become a castrado. And it would just be like like these places would just take the kid and be like, oh, your kid can sing really well. We'll give you a bunch of money if we can castrate him and take him forever to live at this place and sing. Because and the parents would be like, have them. Well, rent's due. Rent's due. There's a plague. Yeah, we can't afford Gelsons. Bye, honey. Yeah, we can't afford Gelsons. Like, yeah, and so then they would castrate these little castratos. No way. So then their their voice would never change. There was one castrato left back in like the 1840s. He was like the the last castrato. And his vo it's just haunting. You can hear it. He's like everything he says. Yeah. And like his voice, it's literally so haunting. I'm like, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 52:42

That is fucking insane. Yeah. You know they weren't cheating. No, exactly. Maybe we should bring back the channel. Clay Thompson. You're next. You're next. Castrato. Seriously, though, I'm like, some, honestly, some men out there. Wait, what? You guys want to hear it? Yeah. Wait, yes. Is there an audio? Why is my list?

SPEAKER_01 53:00

Because it's from like 1910 or something, like when he was like older, like the last castrato ever. Amish. Run the track.

SPEAKER_02 53:22

Alright, caught it.

SPEAKER_04 53:28

Y'all not heard about what happened where Joe did the MJ?

SPEAKER_03 53:31

That's like the whoa.

SPEAKER_01 53:34

Whoa! Whoa! Do you think? That's what I'm thinking. Like, whoa, oh my God. That's literally what I think. Because even his talking voice. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Same, same. And I like have a pretty shrill Lena Dunham voice. Yeah. Yeah, like I've kind of got like a high voice.

SPEAKER_02 53:50

I have so many things to say, but I'm like, I'm probably not.

SPEAKER_01 53:52

We're asking. Probably not a man's bones.

SPEAKER_02 53:54

But yeah, Michael, is it true?

SPEAKER_01 53:56

Yes. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:59

Well, I also saw people being like, he was definitely autistic and just like vocal stemming the entire time. Oh, that makes a lot of sense.

SPEAKER_01 54:05

Mama say, mama sa, mama, ghost. Like, yes. He had like, yeah, like maybe like honestly, that makes a lot of sense. And that's why he's kind of like hi. Like a little bit of lacking of the social cues and like hyperfixation of the music. And a little bit more.

SPEAKER_02 54:21

A little more childlike.

SPEAKER_01 54:22

He has the whimsy, like fixations on like Neverland and things like that. Like the special interest.

SPEAKER_02 54:26

A hundred percent.

SPEAKER_01 54:27

That would actually make a lot of sense. I guess rapid fire, Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz Engaged. Oh my god. That just makes me think of when she okay, first of all, PR relationship down, in my opinion. My humble opinion.

SPEAKER_05 54:39

I'm no.

SPEAKER_01 54:40

Um, because he's gay and she dated Taylor Swift. Why do I think this? They quarantined together. I'm also crazy. That's okay. But her wedding dress makes me think of her wedding dress with Channing Tatum. Have you seen it? No. She looks two feet tall. Stop. It's literally like a drop waist. Wait, how much can you pull it up? She's so fucking short. She's wearing flats and a drop waist. She looks ridiculous. Zoe Kravitz. Zoe Kravitz, her wedding dress with Channy Tatum. It's fucking ridiculous what she wears.

SPEAKER_02 55:09

Stop.

SPEAKER_01 55:10

You're gonna be like, what the hell? Also, no way you guys actually talk about anything or are actually dating. I don't believe it. It's just like management being like, oh, Harry Styles, it's probably time for you to get engaged.

SPEAKER_02 55:20

Oh. That's like an Ariana Grande type dress.

SPEAKER_01 55:23

Oh, maybe not Chani Tatum. Maybe it was her first marriage.

SPEAKER_02 55:26

To me, she is so fucking perfect. I'm not getting it. She is like my number one celebrity crush.

SPEAKER_01 55:30

She cannot wear that dress again. Oh god, she's so fucking gorgeous. She's so fine, shit.

SPEAKER_02 55:34

She is my number one celebrity crush.

SPEAKER_01 55:36

She's so beautiful. Her and Divergent.

SPEAKER_02 55:39

She is like actually fucking stunning.

SPEAKER_01 55:41

She's so beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 55:42

Her and The Batman, it did something to me. It really did something to me.

SPEAKER_01 55:45

But I'm like, in my opinion, she's a lesbian.

SPEAKER_02 55:49

In hairy.

SPEAKER_01 55:51

Again.

SPEAKER_02 55:52

We're pushing the gay agenda always. Like, I don't even mean to, it just kind of happens.

SPEAKER_01 55:55

I'm not even speculating.

SPEAKER_02 55:56

Yeah, I just know this to be true.

SPEAKER_01 55:58

I'm discerning.

SPEAKER_02 56:00

I just know this to be true.

SPEAKER_01 56:01

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 56:02

Yeah, I don't know. That one like actually kind of hurt me because again, two of my faves together. I'm just like, oh. Totally. Or it's just like get me involved.

SPEAKER_01 56:08

Yeah, it's kind of like the Jacob Ballordi Kendall where it's like big and greedy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:12

Little and greedy. Just involve me. Like, fuck.

SPEAKER_01 56:15

Yeah, just call Paige up. Like, why don't we just call Paige?

SPEAKER_02 56:17

Call Taylor up. Like Trisha Paytas was Lily Allen's Madeline. Madeline.

SPEAKER_01 56:21

Did you see Lisa Rena was too last night? Wait, really? Yes. I know. Perfect, perfect Madeline.

SPEAKER_02 56:27

So good.

SPEAKER_01 56:27

Yes. Lily Allen, fucking love her.

SPEAKER_02 56:30

I know. I'm like, I want to be your Madeline.

SPEAKER_01 56:32

No, literally show.

SPEAKER_02 56:34

Invite us. Yeah. We'll deliver.

SPEAKER_01 56:36

Madeline.

SPEAKER_02 56:38

I like just, I mean, when that album first came out, I was blasting it. It went like triple platinum in my house.

SPEAKER_01 56:44

It was so good.

SPEAKER_02 56:45

But like I just recently had another resurgence of it. I was listening to it on my way to Coachella and I was like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:50

I was just so there for the tea. Yes, literally, because it was just so drama. And you know what?

SPEAKER_02 56:55

We all kind of like moved on too fast from that. Or like didn't give David Harbour enough smoke.

SPEAKER_01 56:59

Uh totally agree. He did not get enough criticism of the city. Totally, especially because it came out, what, during like a little bit before the tourists? So it like we had the chance to really be like, Yeah. Point the finger. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:13

No one really cared.

SPEAKER_01 57:14

Usher and Chris Brown, no one has a problem with it somehow.

SPEAKER_02 57:17

Just them in general.

SPEAKER_01 57:18

Like the fact that like Chris Brown is doing like a stadium tour, and like people are like, I want to go.

SPEAKER_02 57:24

Like no one has a problem with it. Like Kanye too. It's like this man is doing heinous crimes. Literally. This man's doing heinous acts, and so it's like you're selling out stadiums. So it's like no one actually cares. Literally. And again, cancel culture isn't real, clearly. For men. Yeah. For men. It's only real for women. Because no one gives a fuck. Kanye's out here acting actually insane. Lizzo was canceled for being fat. Yeah. And it's like Kanye's out here, oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 57:50

Literally, Chris Brown's stadium tour in our year of 2026, and it's sold out.

SPEAKER_02 57:55

He's not even that good. I'm like, he's not even that good.

SPEAKER_01 57:58

Do we not remember the pictures of Rihanna?

SPEAKER_02 58:00

Right. The North remembers.

SPEAKER_01 58:02

The North remembers. The women remember. Like, yeah. Y'all just hate women. Like, that's what it is. It's just like people just hate women. Like Sam Levinson, you hate women. Clay Thompson, you hate women. They all hate. Everyone thinks, oh, I love women, I love women, I love women. No, you do not. Because No, you like having sex with women. You like having sex with women. You like feeling better and bigger than women. You like feeling like dominant. You like cheating on them.

SPEAKER_02 58:22

But you want the approval of your boys. Everything's for the approval of other men. You're all gay. It's all a little fake and gay.

SPEAKER_01 58:28

It's all a little fake and gay, but it's not even like gay. It's like a different term. Like it's like a term of like almost because like gay men are more likely to be like, I get it. You know, like to, I guess, yeah. You know, like gay men are more respectful, obviously. I mean, obviously they're still men, so it's still like a whole thing.

SPEAKER_02 58:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:46

Um, but like it's a weird thing that guys have where they're just obsessed with their homies, they do it all for the homies, and then like, oh, and then what?

SPEAKER_02 58:54

My my same friend, I don't know why she gets dogged on all the time, but she was just telling me, like, she was talking to one of her guy friends, and he was saying, like, um he separates women into three categories, and it's cute, uh, sexy, and hot. And then he said, You'll never date the sexy one, you'll never date the hot one, you always go for the cute one.

SPEAKER_01 59:15

So it's like we always go for the child one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:19

And I forget like what my main point about that was, but it was something. And it was there for a second in my brain.

SPEAKER_01 59:25

It's like pedophilia.

SPEAKER_02 59:27

They're all just awful.

SPEAKER_01 59:28

Yeah, it's like genuinely what? Like, we really have a problem right now, and it's really coming to a head because groceries are$70 because we couldn't vote a woman a woman president.

SPEAKER_02 59:38

God forbid. God forbid a woman. Y'all pick Trump over a woman. Y'all actually pick evil, a supervillain in his lair rubbing her hands together.

SPEAKER_01 59:47

A chop supervillain over a beautiful qualified woman. When they canceled her for having Tiffany earrings at the arguably most important um event of her career. Oh, yeah, everyone's like, that's a he that's a an ear page.$800.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:03

I knew it was raps when Trump literally mocked like a disabled person and people voted for him.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:07

People laughed and voted for him.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:09

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:10

2016. I knew it was raps. Yeah, like I y'all were cooked. Yeah. You need to like, seriously, mothers are watching this. Watch your sons. I never want to have a son. No, I'm so scared.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:23

I never want to have a son. He'd be a castrato. I I'm I'm sitting him down. Kidding, kidding! I'm sitting him down at age five, he's watching Ren. Like, no, literally, I'm sitting down. I'm doing reverse conversion therapy.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:35

You know, in Korea where they put like a dollar bill, a pen, a basketball, like, and to see like what what the child will be, an artist, rich. I'm gonna do that with makeup. I like a makeup break. Are you an M U A? Are you a drag queen? Like, yeah, you're gonna be me. I'm like, or, or you can be a doctor. Only thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:55

Male gyneos, too. Whatever. Don't even get me started. Don't even get me started. Because I'll get canceled on that one. Yeah, you freaks. Cause what? You bunch of freaks. You know, if I ever have a boy. Of womanhood. You know, when there's like a gender reveal and the man breaks down sobbing when it's like pink dust comes up. If it's blue, I'm gonna be like, uh-uh.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:13

No, literally.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:14

I'm gonna be visibly cry.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:15

I will be crying and we're gonna be having a conversation at the at the end of every day. What did you do today that was wrong? And how are we gonna fix it for tomorrow?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:22

Not kidding. Again, reverse conversion therapy camp. I'm sending my kid to gay school.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:26

Literally, gay school. Literally.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:28

Well, guys, love you all so much. Yeah, seriously. Flop your freaking wings. Flop your little wings. Come join us on the Patreon. It's gonna be really fun over there. Yes, I'm so excited. And then I know all the girls are like two episodes a week, two episodes a week. Right now, we do have that. If you do want to go over to the Patreon, um, five buckaroos. Five, but eventually we do want to maybe start doing two episodes a week.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:51

Yes, I think it's gonna happen soon-ish. Yeah, so just stay tuned, I guess. Yes, yes. So love you. Love you. Plop your wing. Damn it, Tyler catastrophe. Oh my god. Wait. Let's wait. Yeah, no, we have to talk.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:03

I'm like, everyone don't click off too. Wait, hold on. Wait, I hope you guys didn't click off. Oh my god. Wait, no, we have to talk because last episode you were like, you literally taught me MOOC Tyler Catastrophe. So I went home, I did my research. I feel like I talked better with my glasses on. Okay, because I need to like lock in. I went home, I did my research, and now I'm just my whole for you page is Tyler consuming time. Tyler Cash. It's everywhere. It's consuming my life. I don't mean to come to bat for this man. I don't mean to come to bat for this man. From my extensive research, what I've gathered is that he's just a little fat and autistic, and I think people don't like it. Basically, well, I know he's done some and I know he has. No, but he hasn't even a few things that people are deeming as problematic.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:48

I've realized what it is. There are two different types of Tyler catastrophe catastrophe fans. Us who are looking at him and laughing. Right. And then it's the people who are actually watching him who are very similar to him. Like I was looking through his old videos and looking at the people who were like commenting, like, I love you, oh, this is so good. And it's like all like coworker, you know, like it's kind of that vibe. It's like Android coworker, totally. And so what I'm realizing is that Tyler Catastrophe is being cancelled by his fans for all of the things he said. I don't really care that he's like gonna move to Brighton for this weird guy, Wilbur Soot. Right. You know? But I'm his lol cow era, his Ash Trevino era happened at the same time of his cancellation. So now he's getting it from both sides. But okay, hey now. So I'm like, I don't really care that he wants to move to England. I don't really care. I think it's funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:43

I think it's objectively really hilarious. It's hilarious. I'm watching like it's entertainment.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:48

It's entertainment. It doesn't matter to me. I'm like, it's not real.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:50

It's the same thing. It's the same thing. I was gonna say Astro Vino because they cycle through. He's the next Astro Vino, everyone's hate watching. And it's entertaining. At the end of the day, it's just entertaining to watch him get on there and fake the giggle, like Exactly, and talk about his necklaces and like Yeah but and I know I know he said some things what he said. He was too spirit.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:12

And then he was like, and then obviously I apologized for that. Okay. Also, I genuinely think that man is not trying to offend anyone. I don't think so either. I think he feels FOMO for not being Native American because I think he has a personality disorder. Yeah, right. If anything. That's why he's also like, I'm drawn to England, but I'm also drawn to Oklahoma. You're just You're just making shit up. You just have a personality disorder. You're just making shit up. And honestly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:36

Yeah, no, I and I almost made a TikTok the other day and I was like, I can't believe what I'm about to say, and it's gonna sound like I'm coming to bat for him. Yeah. Um, it's just people are like shitting on him for being parasocial with Wilbur Soot. I'm like, have we up? Have we forgotten? Cut for Bieber. Have we forgotten? Me, the believers. Hello, hello, hello. Like, there is a whole generation of girls who were slitting their wrists. ETS Army? Oh, hello. Stan Twitter 2018. I know Ariana Grande's dog's names. I'm not even. Serious. We met Joan Grande. We're all a little parasocial. God forbid this man's a little fat and autistic and people don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:19

Yeah, it's just like when literally, you're just like a little bit ugly and you kind of can't read a room well. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:25

Everyone's cancelled you for being chopped annoying. Been there.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:28

Literally same. Like literally same.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:31

Like there.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:32

It's also like, it's it's the two different audiences of Tyler Cadastrobe. It's us who are watching it, like, haha, that's fine. And then it's the audience of like kind of weirder people who really like him. Yeah. Who are like, I can't believe you called yourself two spirit three years ago. It's like, that's not a real problem.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:50

A hundred percent.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:51

Like, it would be a real problem if he was saying it right now and he was like again like hands down.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:56

And then it's like you go to Clavicular's comment section, everyone's like, the go! The go! He's saying actively. Literally. Y'all are coming for the wrong people again.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:07

Literally, like he's promoting drug use in children. He is promoting drug use in children. Yeah. Like the whole looks maxing thing.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:16

Uh can I hear some crazy shit about him too? Yes. What? So you know what astroturping is? Wait. Astroturfing? So you want to explain? No. So essentially it's like putting money behind someone making it seem like they blew up organically. Yeah, but that they're not. So apparently clavicular, he's getting around like a half a million to six hundred thousand dollars. They're paying that in clippers a month. There's like 1,600 clippers that are like posting his content content. Uh we need that.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:47

Uh so when we post it on Paige's story to for clippers.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:51

But Astro Turpin's one thing. Like it's been around for like 50 years. Like they did it with musicians. Yeah. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:57

So he's just industry plant, like yeah, but like industry plant to promote drugs and self-harm to children.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:05

And just misogynistic behavior.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:07

Exactly misogynistic race men.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:09

Which again, Andrew Tate.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:11

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:12

Evil doesn't die. It reinvents itself. Welcome back, Andrew Tate.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:15

Literally, and Tyler Catastrophe, I'm sorry, but.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:18

Welcome back, Astrovino.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:19

Literally, welcome back, Astrovino.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:21

Yeah, we have bigger fish to fry. Yeah. And it's clavicular. And it's Andrew Tate. Androgenic. And it's all these all these young streamers who are all the Ists.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:30

All the stuff.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:31

Again, it's all the ists. All that Tyler Catastrophe is doing is being annoyingest.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:36

Annoyingest. And people won't. People are more anti-cringe and more anti-annoying than they are anti-racist and anti-misogynist. And that's the tea, isn't it? It is. Like holy fucking shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:47

Yeah, wait, and I'm so happy you brought it up because I meant to talk about it.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:50

Yeah, me too, me too. I'm okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:52

After I did my research and I was like, wait, why is everyone like canceling him? And I couldn't find anything like actually cancelable.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:57

Like he's just kind of weird. Yeah, just a little odd. And parasocial.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:01

And then I saw Kay Poyer, who is my God, my Lord and Savior. I like am obsessed with her. Oh my god. Um yeah, she made a TikTok about it, and she basically said the same thing. I was like, you know, yeah. Thank you. Speak your fucking truth. You're so right. Because people love it when it's like some hot bitch who's like a little unhinged and crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:18

Yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:19

That's Jessa.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:21

I'm like, Tyler Catastrophe is Jessa from Girls. Literally.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:25

Let's talk about it.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:26

Let's talk about it.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:27

Actually, I have to pee so bad. I'm literally doing kegels as I sit here.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:30

That's what we have to fucking say. So thank you very much.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:32

And that's and on that, flop your wings. Please, flop your wings. I was gonna order you a Tyler Catastrophe necklace, and then but they're so expensive. They're so expensive.$700. No, they're so expensive. So then I was looking at his bracelets and I like read the description. He was like, I'm still fulfilling orders from uh from August. And I was like, okay, you would never get your bracelet. Yeah, it'd be so crazy. But I wasn't gonna surprise you with like a Tyler Catastrophe bracelet because I thought it'd be really hootie and funny.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:56

That would have been really awesome.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:57

But yeah, he's backed up. He's back ordered. And you know what? He's not exploiting workers. He's doing it himself. He is handcrafting his beads himself. Tyler Catastrophe, get behind me.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:06

Yeah, it's true. Tyler Catastrophe. Come on, flop.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:09

We need him on flop.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:11

Oh my god, I'm too scared. He would like really make his way in here. Like Tyler catastrophe, go on flop. Like, we could like maybe zoom him in.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:18

Yeah, yeah, yeah. For 15 minutes. Not even five minutes.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:23

We have sing. Oh, so happy.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:27

Oh, oh happy. That's it. Okay. Love you. Love you.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:31

Bye. Okay, love you, bye.