THE CHOPPED AVENGERS | Flopcast ep.16

This week we are DEEP in stick season, cornball maxing, and boba-induced emotional vulnerability. We discuss  blocking artists on Spotify, GLP-1 stomach horrors, Miami birthday trip trauma, and why everyone in Hollywood is suddenly five pounds. We also spiral about airline politics, Spirit Airlines potentially disappearing forever, Ozempic culture, brain rot scrolling, red pill streamers ruining the youth, and the terrifying reality of incel TikTok. Plus: Trisha Paytas on Hacks, loving Jordan Firstman in spite of public opinion, DMing celebrities, and why being cringe might actually be the secret to happiness. Love you bad

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

I'm smacking on my bobas.

SPEAKER_03 0:01

Yeah, and Amish is setting up his camera, guys. Meeter.

SPEAKER_02 0:05

We have an Amish cam.

SPEAKER_03 0:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:07

Oh my god, you're like Oscar. You're like just Trish Oscar.

SPEAKER_03 0:10

You're literally like just Trish Oscar. You're also kind of like Moses. I brought us boba. It's gonna be a fucking problem.

SPEAKER_02 0:16

Yeah, we're taking this ASMR thing seriously. Chomping on some tapioca. Also, I'm so bad because I love to chomp. Like I love to smack. So, like, get me in an AMC recliner. I have the Mike and I's and I'm like, and everyone's early. I'm milk duds and I'm texting. I'm making it everyone's smacking. Dude, I like I can't even fake a smile today. I'm so depressed. Because it's sticks season.

SPEAKER_03 0:42

Because I don't know if you know y'all know this, but it's the season of the sticks.

SPEAKER_02 0:46

And I love Vermont. Ugh. Like two days ago, Molly FaceTimes me. That's what it normally is.

SPEAKER_03 0:52

I'm calling.

SPEAKER_02 0:53

Molly FaceTimes me, and I'm literally mid-cry because I'm like listening to the new Noah Kahan album, The Great Divide. And I'm literally just sobbing in my kitchen listening because I'm like, this is so beautiful. I'm so moved. And she calls me, I answer, I'm like, hey girl, sorry. And I was like just listening to like the new Noah album, and you were like, I have some bad news.

SPEAKER_03 1:12

I hate to tell you this.

SPEAKER_02 1:15

She goes, I have Noah Kahan blocked on Spotify.

SPEAKER_03 1:18

Blocked on Spotify.

SPEAKER_02 1:19

Like blocked is blocked is hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 1:22

Because he would like come up on my um, because I really like to listen to John Denver. And I'm like, Rocky Mount, uh, like, you know, um, almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountain. Amish has the backup vocals like here he goes.

SPEAKER_02 1:39

Yeah, here he goes. He's gonna start acting all Hollywood without him a mic and a camera.

SPEAKER_03 1:43

But basically, I like to listen to my John Denver, I like to listen to my Glenn Campbell, um, my Casey Musgraves. Sometimes on that playlist that Spotify makes for me, Noah Khan, Noah Kahan. Yeah, he pops up and I'm like, don't ruin my vibe. No, and like, let me explain. Let me explain. They broke my heart. I literally got asked. I know. I was like, I feel so bad that I have to tell you this right now. Because I kind of have a thing where I think he's like a little now, hold on. I think he's a little cornball. Hold on. I'm holding. But I am going back to my BA meetings, my bitch anonymous meeting. And I'm trying to like things that are a little cornball, even though I have a problem with it. Anya said that I have a problem with it, because that we were listening to the new Olivia Rodrigo song, and you know, and she's like, um, well, this drop dead, not the one from yesterday. Yeah. Um, the one that's like, tell the whole damn world about it, like whatever. Like that kind of pissed me off. And Anya was like, that's my favorite part of the song. She was like, you just hate everything real.

SPEAKER_02 2:41

You hate everything with feeling, and you hate and I was like, Yeah, but here's the thing too, like, I am the cornball police. We listen to Taylor Swift. Like, I'm so sorry. You can't go around cornball shaming when she wrote a kid's spelling on fun. And I feel like my whole thing, because you're like, he's kind of cornball, and I get it. Like, I hate the music that's like, hey, ho, yeah, hey, like the Lumineers. Yeah, because it is corny. But I think like if you listen to Noah Kahan's like main songs, it is giving the people who are like, well, I don't like Taylor stuff because she writes like that, and it's like, no, you have to like. Do you know what I'm saying? So I sent you like my top three, and I was like, just start here, try to get into like the sticks season. I also feel like because I'm from New England, like he has a place in my heart because it's like I have to like Tom Brady, I have to like shitty Dunkin' Ice Coffee, and I have to like Noah Kahan.

SPEAKER_03 3:31

Like, and I unblocked him. And y'all, he's low-key cooking. He's cooking. But I just don't like to listen to music that makes me feel anything because that way, like, I'm already dealing with enough emotions on my own.

SPEAKER_02 3:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:43

I can't have someone else bring that up.

SPEAKER_02 3:45

I know, because I really have been crying the past four days, like of listening to this album, has put me in like a deep dark depression.

SPEAKER_03 3:52

It's why I stopped listening to Mitsuki.

SPEAKER_02 3:55

Oh, I can't. Yeah, no, I can't. There's a few artists. It's like Gracie Abrams tries to do it, but like she doesn't get there.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:02

Like I try to, I'm like, I try to embrace it, but I'm like, totally. But the emotional death isn't there for her. But also, I do think Noah Kahan, because I was like checking his writer's credits. Number one, it's basically all him. Like, if you go to the end of his songs, it's really just him. And he has a few with Aaron Desner. And then I got to thinking, I was like, he's kind of like he's thought daughter. He's a little thought daughter. Like, kind of like a Tay Sun.

SPEAKER_03 4:27

No, I'm following. I'm chewing the boba and I'm following it. Right?

SPEAKER_02 4:30

Are you getting there? I'm I'm really just trying to sell you. Chew on it.

unknown 4:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:34

I'm really just trying to sell you.

SPEAKER_03 4:36

No, I believe you.

SPEAKER_02 4:38

Okay. I think you just have to like sit in darkness, like read the lyrics, have the song up, and like it will evoke something. Today might be a good falling.

SPEAKER_03 4:45

Today might be a good day for it.

SPEAKER_02 4:46

Yeah, because like it's cloudy as shit and kind of like dismal.

SPEAKER_03 4:49

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:50

Today's the day. Today's the day. If you're gonna do it, today's the day.

SPEAKER_03 4:54

And Paige is dressed like it's dick season, and I'm dressed like an Adderall pill.

SPEAKER_02 4:58

You look like a figure skater. Thank you. But in the back, like Ice Princess.

SPEAKER_03 5:03

Y'all know what I'm gonna say. I basically, my DMs are open.

SPEAKER_02 5:07

Yeah, you know where to find her.

SPEAKER_03 5:09

I'm not over it.

SPEAKER_02 5:10

I know. I am very Vermont today. I do look like I'd be selling maple syrup like at a farm stand.

SPEAKER_03 5:15

And it's awesome. You look fierce. Thank you. Yeah, it's like the makeup and then like a jacket like that. I love that.

SPEAKER_02 5:21

With my hair clips, I know something's kind of like it, it's kind of like throwing the viewer off, but it's something. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 5:28

Balancing out in a really nice way.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

It was more so because like I put on the shirt under and then like I looked in the mirror and I was like, okay, now we need something big. I was like, now let's cover up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't have the arms out.

SPEAKER_03 5:38

I did the same thing, and now it's like my shirt is kind of ruffling, but like whatever. Who even cares? I'm going down on my Ozempic, my zep bound.

SPEAKER_02 5:46

I stopped it after Coachella. Oh my God. Well, like right before, because I was like, sometimes when I take it, I get wicked fucking tired the next few days. Sorry for the audio listeners. I'm smacking on a tapioca pearl. I just swallowed like five whole. Like right before Coachella, I was like, okay, I'm not gonna inject this week LA podcasts. Like, I'm not gonna inject my Ozempic this week because I'm going to Coachella and I don't want to be tired.

SPEAKER_03 6:11

And I don't want to be tired.

SPEAKER_02 6:13

But I haven't taken it since. So it's been like three weeks off the zemp.

SPEAKER_03 6:17

How are you feeling?

SPEAKER_02 6:18

Fucking amazing, but I can't stop eating.

SPEAKER_03 6:20

Well, period. So it's like Oh, sorry, go. No, no, no. I was just taking a deep breath. Obviously, I always have something to say.

SPEAKER_02 6:28

And like, even if I don't, I'll force something out. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 6:30

I was literally about to be like, and the reason why I'm doing basically, okay, so it's really expensive. I have a again, I take it for my insulin issues. Like, let's be real out there. Like, y'all, it's a diabetes medication. It's also a weight loss medication. Um, am I mad about the weight loss part? No. No. Added little bonus, I guess. Exactly. But I recently got my blood work done and they were like, everything looks low-key good, which is crazy considering I still have this fucking skin rash that they thought was fucking blood cancer. You still got it. I still have this fucking weird rash. I went to the allergist. So we're testing for like another fucking bullshit, but whatever. She thinks it might just be stress. Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 7:08

Again, like from what? We don't know.

SPEAKER_03 7:11

I have nothing to do. I do nothing. I get boba and I go here.

SPEAKER_02 7:14

Yeah, literally, I'm just fat and unemployed.

SPEAKER_03 7:16

Like and um, but basically, I was like, okay, I think it's like time to like taper off my zeppel a little bit because I've been on it for a while. Like low-key, I've been getting stomach problems.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

I kind of do you shit your fucking pants?

SPEAKER_03 7:31

No.

SPEAKER_02 7:33

I stay shitting my draws.

SPEAKER_03 7:35

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 7:35

GLP ones. Oh, you witnessed it one time. We got fucked. Oh, yeah. I was driving and all of a sudden my stomach sounded like boots in a dryer. I was like, we gotta go. Yeah. I'm fucking pedaled to the metal, like white knuckling my steering wheel. No, no, no. It comes on fast and it comes on fierce.

SPEAKER_03 7:52

Oh, no, I don't have that.

SPEAKER_02 7:53

Wait, okay, sorry, keep going.

SPEAKER_03 7:54

No. Fuck, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 7:56

I stay shitting, like pissing out my ass.

SPEAKER_03 7:58

Oh my god. Yeah. That happened to me one time, like after I was hungover or whatever. Like it was a really bad dark day, like three years ago, and I still think about it.

SPEAKER_02 8:08

Hangover shits and period shits. And GLP1 shits.

SPEAKER_03 8:11

GLP one shit.

SPEAKER_02 8:12

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 8:13

But I'm I'm tapering down and I go to CVS and they give me this freaking new frickin' pen called the quick pen. Okay. And then it doesn't come with a needle. Uh huh. You have to get the needle.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

Take like a shot.

SPEAKER_03 8:26

No, literally, I was like, what the fuck am I supposed to do now? You have to buy like replaceable needles because it's just one pen and you can have like four shots in it, whatever. And so like I had to buy like insulin needles, and that took forever to get to me because Amazon was like, Why the fuck are you buying these? And so they were like, it's under review, and I'm like, you can't just do that. You can't just say prime delivery and then it's under review. Yeah. So anyway, so I went a week without it, and then I took 12.5 because the the biggest is the biggest. Um is 15. And then I don't know. I had a little bit of stomach problem. I think because my digestion might be quickening, yeah, because it slows it down. But other than that, I'm feeling good.

SPEAKER_02 9:04

Well, like, that's what's up. And honestly, I know everyone has like qualms and everyone's like, I'm born in the wrong generation. Like, I wish I was born 30 years ago. I love being able to order fucking needles off of a uh Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_03 9:15

Exactly. Like also crazy that they don't it doesn't come with a pen.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

Yeah, like what the hell is that?

SPEAKER_03 9:22

Or that the pharmacist didn't tell me.

SPEAKER_02 9:23

Again, am I supposed to like just unscrew the lid and take it like a shot?

SPEAKER_03 9:26

Like and I go to CVS because the next day, and I'm like, hey, like, I need these. Like, do you have they look at me like I'm a heroin addict.

SPEAKER_02 9:34

Yeah, like can I buy um needles?

SPEAKER_03 9:37

And I was like, no, but like they're replaceable tips. I'm like, first of all, what heroin addict has a pen that you can replace the heroin needle? Like, come on, obviously, it's for my medication that you gave me yesterday. What? Check the receipt. Literally, also, like, you should give needles to heroin addicts so they don't get HIV. You need clean needles.

SPEAKER_02 9:53

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 9:54

Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 9:54

Pass them out.

SPEAKER_03 9:55

They looked at me like I was crazy, and then I said, Can I use the bathroom? Which I know is bad timing.

SPEAKER_02 10:01

Holy fuck. Oh my god, they have to like escort you there.

SPEAKER_03 10:05

They were literally standing outside the door. And then I took a shit in the bathroom. And so I know they were like, Why is it taking her so long? Did she over those?

SPEAKER_02 10:11

You're like, anyone got a spoon?

SPEAKER_03 10:13

Like, literally, like, it was a bad look on my end, but like, just give me my own. That's just her trick needle. Like, Jesus. Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 10:21

Yeah, I'm sorry about your bowel fucking movements.

SPEAKER_03 10:23

It's okay. Honestly, feeling pretty normal.

SPEAKER_02 10:25

Yeah. Because mine, it's like I'm either I'm like, sorry, guys. I'm like constipated as fuck, or I'm pissing my draws.

SPEAKER_03 10:32

Yep. One or the other.

SPEAKER_02 10:33

Yeah, and it's uh and you never know. It's never healthy. You never know. Yeah. Oh my god. That always like spooks me too. Like first dates, or like when you first start dating someone and they're like, okay, like let's go out, like get dinner. I'm like, but what are we talking about? Because if it's anything like pasta, if it's anything like dairy oriented, like, or I can't do that.

SPEAKER_03 10:52

Even if it's like a salad, like that can also fuck me up.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

Anything, it's unpredictable. Yeah. It's honestly it's in God's hands.

SPEAKER_03 10:59

Yeah, like if it's too much fiber, like, it might be bad.

SPEAKER_02 11:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:03

Um, but I'm kind of like, okay, let's all become fat, like, fuck the government, let's all be fat.

SPEAKER_02 11:07

Let's all be fucking fat because why is Tate McRae popping out looking five pounds?

SPEAKER_03 11:12

Why I saw the new Anne Hathaway movie.

SPEAKER_02 11:15

Devil Wears Prada?

SPEAKER_03 11:16

Oh, no. Mother Mary, Mother Mary. I'm seeing Devil Wears Prada tonight. Paige just saw it yesterday, but she looks skinny. Amaciated. Amaciated. And my friend Isabella was talking, she was like, you can see that like it looks like her body wants to build muscle. Like I'm sure she's at the gym, but like it just can't. It can't.

SPEAKER_02 11:36

There's nothing. And like she's not eating any food. Yeah. Obviously, no protein coming in. Exactly. Her body's clinging on to like any nutrients. It's like, please, one literally. One calorie, one calorie. You know, like it ate all the fat. It's so crazy now, too, because everyone's a fucking double zero. That's becoming like the new size six.

SPEAKER_03 11:53

And apparently you're more likely to survive like a car crash or something if you are a little bit fatter.

SPEAKER_02 11:58

Oh, baby, we're good.

SPEAKER_03 12:00

I've always known that I'm living through that shit. I'm like, I've survived. I've never been worried. Because apparently you're more likely to live through a car crash if you're a little bit fatter and if you donated blood. Well, oh, and also if you're drunk, you're drunk. That's why whenever I make a shitty move on the highway, I like loosen. Yeah, no, I immediately care for impact.

SPEAKER_02 12:18

I hear tires screeching, I go like this.

SPEAKER_03 12:23

I'm not even kidding. I do that in some people's car when they drive recklessly.

SPEAKER_02 12:27

Oh, um immediately. Like, give me a Xanax. I'm Zen. I like freak out Zen. That's why crackheads survive everything. I know. Survive everything. They have nine lives, dude, because they're always so chill alive. Like, that's like my brother. Like my heroin addict brother, because it's like he's been put in like multiple situations where he should be dead. But I think his body's just so limp and chill that like nothing happened.

SPEAKER_03 12:50

Like my aunt's fucking 60. She's gonna drink out since she was like 18. Bro, how'd you do that? No way. I'm sitting here worried, like I have blood cancer, I'm dying. Like, oh my god. Mind you, like, I don't even really drink. Like, I don't even, you know what I mean? Like, I don't really do anything. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:06

I know and I'm just always tense. I'm always on edge. Always. A paper cut can take me out.

SPEAKER_03 13:11

Yeah. Oh my god. I can start thinking about anything.

SPEAKER_02 13:14

These fucking these zumped up girls. It's it actually is like making me sad and like I'm like, I'm holding it down. I'm here to hold it down for the thick girls. Like, yeah. Everyone, everyone's gaunt. Everyone's gone. Euphoria, everyone like is rail thin. Five pounds soaking wet. Five pounds soaking wet. Girls have bones in places I didn't know you could have bones.

SPEAKER_03 13:34

Their bones are hollow like birds somehow.

SPEAKER_02 13:36

Like the Met Gallas tomorrow. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 13:40

Well, apparently Lena Dunham's going, so I know that she's holding it down.

SPEAKER_02 13:43

That shit's about to be educational. Oh, yeah. Like I'm about to be studying studying like the anatomy.

SPEAKER_03 13:49

Anthropologic. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:50

Like.

SPEAKER_03 13:51

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

Lena Dunham, thank you so much for your service. Seriously. Like someone had to do it. Yeah. Hats off. I'm reading.

SPEAKER_03 13:59

Belts off. Belts off. Um, I'm reading her book.

SPEAKER_02 14:03

How is it?

SPEAKER_03 14:04

Oh my god, girl, recommend.

SPEAKER_02 14:06

I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_03 14:06

It's so good. But it also makes you feel like, wow, I can do anything. Cause like she made a um, she made a short film, Tiny Furniture. And then it like won the Sundance thing for tiny for whatever. And then she like was flown out to LA and they were like, we want to give you a TV show, and then that show was girls. And so I'm like, well, she did that in 23 and I'm 22, so I can still do it.

SPEAKER_02 14:26

That's how I feel about Lorde making pure heroin. So I'm like, what the fuck do you mean? Whoa, she's 17.

SPEAKER_03 14:30

Oh my god, I feel like younger.

SPEAKER_02 14:32

Oh my god. I hate that. And I hate getting older because now it's like I am so envious of the youth when I see a girl who's more or anyone who's more successful than me and they're like 18. I'm like, fuck! Like, oh my god, I'm so fucking unk and chopped.

SPEAKER_03 14:46

This is like the first time in my life where I'm kind of experiencing that because now that I've graduated college, I'm like, oh my god, like I'm not like an ingenue like that.

SPEAKER_02 14:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:54

Like I'm just like a person now. Like I'm just like a regular like person that's doing that stuff.

SPEAKER_02 14:58

And especially as a woman, again, I'm 28, put me out to pasture. Like my time's nigh. They don't watch you. What was it? When you're like, they only watch when you're 17. Like I know. And I'm totally gonna be the older woman who's like looking at like my daughter, just like younger girls being like, enjoy your time. I remember. I'm gonna be like the annoying aunt that's like I was young once. And everyone's like, okay. And I was like, no, I used to be so fun and beautiful, and like dated a million people.

SPEAKER_03 15:23

I think you're gonna be a little bit people six months younger than me.

SPEAKER_02 15:24

Yeah, that's how I feel with you. I'm like, you're so young. Yeah, and you just got your new apartment. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 15:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 15:32

Oh my god, that's huge, dude.

SPEAKER_03 15:34

Congrats. I literally am so scared.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

No, but like that feeling, also, I was saying to you, I feel like when you get a new apartment or like you level up in some way, it kind of like makes the rest of your life move with you. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like you take the leap and like everything else has to follow.

SPEAKER_03 15:51

Totally. Because I think like it's like saying, like, for 12 months, I'm going to pay this amount of money, like I'm going to have this amount of money to you on the first, like for 12 months.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

Like, and you're gonna fit faux. Figure it the fuck out. Yeah, and like and you just have to. Like it makes you like it sounds so stupid, like hustle mentality, like ripple. You're right, it makes you it makes you hustle. Yeah, because you're like, fuck, rent's due on the first, baby guys fit fo.

SPEAKER_03 16:16

Yeah, they gotta figure this the fuck out. Like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 16:19

But I really do think, and like also not to sound like cornball McGee, because I need more of it.

SPEAKER_03 16:24

I'm going to my meetings. Yeah, I'm Molly, and I'm a bitch.

SPEAKER_02 16:27

And yeah, I'm a bitch too. And inside you, there are two wolves. There's a fucking bitch and there's a fucking cornball. And I think you gotta balance them.

SPEAKER_00 16:34

Yeah, one of them is like it's supposed to be like positive and good or bad. Not the two fucking bad ones.

SPEAKER_03 16:43

In my head, I was like, cornball is bad and bitch is good.

SPEAKER_02 16:48

So like you can either be fucking cool in a bitch. Yeah, exactly. Or you can be a fucking loser in a cornball. But oh my god, I think it's a balance. And I think lately I'm really like feeding into the cornball wolf.

SPEAKER_03 17:02

Honestly, I need to, like, she's been neglected for real. She's a Zempic emaciated in the corner.

SPEAKER_02 17:07

And you know who's the happiest? Millennials who have the signs in the living room. Signs in their living room that it's like, just take the chance to dance.

unknown 17:16

True.

SPEAKER_03 17:17

Y'all are happy. They have like a big ass fork on the wall in the kitchen to show you that you eat there.

SPEAKER_01 17:23

Yeah. I think they listen to the lumineirs, though.

SPEAKER_02 17:25

Yeah, they're listening to the lumineers, and they're having like a better life than me. And they're eating shit. They love wine glasses, and they love to eat shit out of wine glasses. True. And I think it makes them happy.

SPEAKER_03 17:34

I think it does too. And like they love Harry Potter, and it's like, I like Harry Potter.

SPEAKER_02 17:39

That's what I'm saying. Like, oh my god, to be cringe is to be free. It's so real.

SPEAKER_03 17:43

So right. And like, y'all the cringe era.

SPEAKER_02 17:46

Yeah, especially us who I feel like are so hyper analytical of ourselves, where it's just like, God forbid I look like corny or cringe at all. I'm I'm really exercising my right to be a fucking cornball.

SPEAKER_03 17:56

And I feel like it shoots us in the foot. Like when we're like, when we hold back like that.

SPEAKER_02 18:00

It's like, no, I need to like get the Ray done ass furniture for Marshalls.

SPEAKER_03 18:04

Like what you like. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:06

But yeah, no, I really do think like it will force you to like work harder and just like start doing shit. Like, I know I was saying, like, start your YouTube channel, start doing things. And I think you're so like, again, critical of yourself or like hyper-analytical. Because you're a fucking Virgo.

SPEAKER_03 18:21

It's true.

SPEAKER_02 18:22

But I think it'll just like push you.

SPEAKER_03 18:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:25

You know, it's like throwing the baby into the water and like it has to learn how to swim.

SPEAKER_03 18:28

I think you're so right. Cause also, like, I've never not done it. Like, I've never not like sw swam. Like, I've never sunk. Sank.

SPEAKER_02 18:35

Swam, sunk.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

I swim. I'm a swimmer.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

You're a fucking swimmer. You're a good one. And you got the rainbow tail.

SPEAKER_03 18:42

Exactly. And all the powers.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

Uh-huh. Yeah. And I believe in you. I really do.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

What's your mermaid color?

SPEAKER_02 18:48

Um, rainbow tail, and I actually have every power that you have and more. Same.

SPEAKER_03 18:53

Cause like I have like a rainbow tail, but it's also sort of pink. And um, powers-wise, I can also fly when I'm not a mermaid.

SPEAKER_02 19:03

Okay, so I can also fly and my tail's glittery.

SPEAKER_03 19:06

You guys are cheating, man.

SPEAKER_02 19:07

No, like that's just how that's actually how I would move at like four years old. That would be such a bizarre. Yeah, no, I have that too. No, like I would have the multi-pack. They would be like, I can like swim at turbo speed. I'm like, me too, but faster. Me too, but jet jet speed. Yeah, I'm like.

SPEAKER_03 19:23

Amish, what's your mermaid tail?

SPEAKER_01 19:25

I got a blue one. I got a I got a blue tail. Boy. Uh duh. And then I don't know. Are there play I haven't played mermaids in the game? I've never thought about this.

SPEAKER_02 19:35

Okay, work on that, get back to this. Shouldn't it be that hard?

SPEAKER_03 19:38

You just say I have all the powers and then you just.

SPEAKER_01 19:40

That's fucking boring, dude. You can't just take it. Boring.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

I have all of the power. I have literally everything that you have, and better. I can make things ice.

SPEAKER_01 19:49

I can make things. What? As a mermaid, why would you want to freeze yourself? You're I can freeze you.

SPEAKER_03 19:54

Yeah, like into an iceberg.

SPEAKER_02 19:57

I'm overthinking this. This is too hard. Oh my god, with the makeup too, you are kind of getting like ice mermaid.

SPEAKER_03 20:02

Right.

SPEAKER_02 20:02

I literally was going to check my notes to see like the topics I have for the week. And my number, my first one that I have written down, talk about cornball maxing. I literally wrote down how grateful I am to have you as my co-host.

unknown 20:14

Paige!

SPEAKER_02 20:15

I'm so serious, Molly. Like, I, when we're like editing the episodes and like watching it through, I'm like, you are so fucking funny. Like, you are genuinely just like a ray of light. I'm like, here we go, cornball maxing. But like, really, I watch it back and I'm like, you are so fucking talented, and you are a star sister. And truly, like, oh my god, I just love you. And I think like every time I talk to you, I'm just so happy.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

Well, Paige, I'm so grateful to know you, and I'm so grateful, like, you've changed my life in so many beautiful ways.

SPEAKER_02 20:39

Oh stop.

SPEAKER_03 20:40

It's true. Oh stop. And like I can't really get into it because I don't really like to feel feelings like that. But I really love you and I really cherish you and value you as a friend and also as a co-host. I love you so fucking much. Shame. Lol.

SPEAKER_02 20:52

No, lol down.

SPEAKER_03 20:54

I'd be lolling down.

SPEAKER_02 20:55

So I'm just practicing gratitude.

SPEAKER_03 20:56

Um my god, I forgot you were there. Me next. Me next. Amish, I'm grateful that you sometimes laugh at my jokes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:08

You're like a great laugh track. True. Damn, that's like nice thing to say, no? It's double-edged. Um, and on that note, Erica Kirk.

SPEAKER_03 21:17

I'm kind of giving that with like.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

And then she like gulps really loud.

SPEAKER_03 21:22

She goes, It's so disgusting. I was doing my research on Erica Kirk for today, and literally, like, my video in question, my research video was a Candace Owens video, and I was like, y'all, what are we doing?

SPEAKER_02 21:33

Well, yeah, how'd I get here? I was like, fuck. Like. I know for a second when she was like doing all the shit about Charlie Kirk, it had me for a second. I watched a few of her podcast episodes and I was like, all right, enough. You're right. Close the laptop.

SPEAKER_03 21:45

Yeah. Because why does she say it like that?

SPEAKER_02 21:48

Oh my God. What was Erica Kirk saying? She's like, I wake up every day to headline lines about me murdering my husband and Candace Owens going on rants and people doing white faces. And Candace Owens goes, I never said you murdered your husband. Oh my god. And again, it's like white face. Oh my you have lost it. You've lost your mind.

SPEAKER_03 22:11

Like, where is Shonda Rhimes when you need her? Because I'm sorry, this is just like scandal. I've never seen like Olivia Pope, Carrie Washington, that's Candace Owens. Melly, I don't know the actress's name, but she's the first lady, that's Erica Kirk. Uh-huh. The president, Fitzgerald Grant. Now that is Charlie Kirk. Basically, Olivia Pope and the president, the reason why it's called Scandal is because they've been having an affair forever. And like he she's also his main advisor, and like Melly knows about it. And so like it's literally scandal.

SPEAKER_02 22:40

It's literally scandal.

SPEAKER_03 22:41

He was her fits.

SPEAKER_02 22:42

Has anyone else ever made this analogy? Yes. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 22:45

I was like, credits where credit is due.

SPEAKER_02 22:47

Like, no, no, because I was gonna say, Molly, you're really onto something, and we need to clip this.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

No, like he was crazy.

SPEAKER_02 22:53

It probably is model after them, huh?

SPEAKER_03 22:55

Yeah, and I also think it was really fucked up that scandal came out when it did. Listen, I love scandal, like I think it's amazing, but I honestly don't think that Candace Owens would be Candace Owens without it because it came out like around the time like she started getting into politics and started befriending Charlie Kirk. And like in the in Scandal, like the president is a Republican. Uh-huh. I don't know why they did that. Like they made him like a cool Republican. Like Oh, so he's not hated. No, like he's not like a Republican, like Donald Trump's a Republican. He's like how I think we used to think Republicans were, if that makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 23:25

You were 10 minutes late. I know.

SPEAKER_00 23:27

I couldn't find it.

SPEAKER_02 23:28

I'm like, bro, pull up scandal. Yeah, like I'm so far behind. He's pulling up like Noah Kahan's album. Like we talked about that and that'll be. Whatever.

SPEAKER_03 23:43

But you that's actually kind of fucking so I think like it really impacted her.

SPEAKER_02 23:48

But now I'm seeing people taking side by sides of that Erica Kirk meme and now with like Drewski in it. Yes. So killing.

SPEAKER_01 23:56

She'll pull it up in 20 minutes. Yeah, I'm just kidding. I'll wait till their next segment. I'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_03 24:03

Okay. But yeah, and poor Drewski, like, she's suing Drewski, and it's like, so funny.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

But also, it's like he did it in such a way where, yeah, I mean, she can't really do anything. All he said was like, I'm a white Republican woman.

SPEAKER_03 24:16

Exactly, because there was also that other woman who was like that, who's like a white Republican, like politician. And she kind of does that. Like, she's kind of like, Woo, with the fire, like pyrotechnic, like, you know. So he really could say, like, who wins? Yeah, he definitely will. Obviously. It's a parody. You know, like if Nathan Fielder can get can get away with doing everything that he's ever done, like, Drusky will be fine.

SPEAKER_02 24:39

Yeah, a hundred percent. You know. Did you watch Trisha on hacks? Because you're a big hacks girl, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:45

So, okay. So basically, I don't even know how much I can share. It's like I'm like fucking nothing. I'm literally like I don't even know what to say. Basically, okay, like to preface this, like, I know I'm a niche influencer. I don't hold that much sway. I'm understanding of all of this. Now let me get into it. Sure. I had to stop watching hacks around season three. Okay. Because I met with this girl who was like, oh, um, well, one of the writers of hacks was like, wanted to like bring you on as like a like a to make like a cameo or something, but like you were in New York. I don't know how true that is. But the minute she said that my stomach went to my ass. Sure. And I was like, Right. You are who you think you are. So now what? You're that girl. But like something awesome could have happened and then it didn't. And so then I got a stomachache and I wasn't able to see a for um a year and a half because I was like, you know what I mean? Thinking of what could have been. I was literally like, fuck my gay chunk is life, bro. Like, what did I just do? Like, and I said to the girl, the next time they asked, lie, I'm here. I'm wherever they want me to be. I'll I'm in London. They need me to. Literally. And um, but I guess as a consolation prize, yeah. I got invited. The hack's Instagram account DMed me. Thank you. So as well, didn't make it to the show, but did make it to the Instagram account. That's good enough. I know, and so they're they invited me to a screening of the new season five episodes coming out on Monday. Uh tomorrow. Stop. The screen's tomorrow. So I'm bringing Anya because she really loves hacks. Um, I really love hacks. That's also the problem. Is that and so I've been like catching up for like a few days, and I'm literally like laughing out loud. Like I'm like, this is so fucking funny.

SPEAKER_02 26:38

And then I'm like, And then you remember and you're like, I'm like literally like the Lana Del Rey meme where she's like accepting the award, she's smiling, she's like, uh exactly. And I'm literally laughing, I'm like, it's so funny, Jake Shane's there. Nothing's funny.

SPEAKER_03 26:52

Yeah, Jake Shane's there.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

Okay, yeah. Um so you have like a little uh you have like a complicated relationship.

SPEAKER_03 27:00

I have a complicated relationship. Um I also oh my god, Hannah Einbinder, like, if you are ever free and available, like I'm very into you. You're beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 27:12

I don't I don't know who that is.

SPEAKER_03 27:14

Um Ava from Hacks.

SPEAKER_02 27:15

Okay, so I had never seen it. I've never seen a single episode, but the other day I was at Brooke's house with Ty, and she was like, wait, oh my god, Trisha's episode's out. Let's watch it.

SPEAKER_03 27:24

So I'm getting to the episode later today. Oh my god. All to say I'm really excited.

SPEAKER_02 27:28

My gosh, she's everything to me. Obviously, she's fucking everything to me. Um but we were watching it together and she Period. Thank you. My queen. Wait, she's gorge.

SPEAKER_03 27:38

Yeah, she usually wears suits in the show, so it's even better.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but we were like all watching it together. Trisha absolutely killed it. And she has some scenes with Jordan Firstman.

SPEAKER_03 27:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

Jordan Firstman, get behind me. Oh, really? I was watching clips. Okay, because here's I think he gets like a lot of fucking hate. People think he's annoying. Whatever. I love him.

SPEAKER_03 28:01

I'm his number one hater defender. Like, fuck. Oh, really? Well, Blokey, because he said that thing about the heated rivalry boys, and that's when I was like deep in my heated rivalry phase. Well, he was like, Heated rivalry isn't a real representation of gay sex. A real representation of gay sex is me on I Love LA when we're both like, I don't know, dick and ass. And then I say that part. But like that's so something I would say, like on accident. No, but like obviously something I mean heated rivalry isn't a real outer. Are you fucking kidding me? Like 100 hockey players with 10 bodies. Like you're joking about. Like, they never said they were going to be the real like Okay, that's like saying, Well, Bridgerton isn't like real straight sex. Fucking obviously, bro. Oh, like shades of gray. 50 shades of gray isn't real straight sex. Duh. I'm sorry, duh. It's it's borne on my screen. Like, what are you talking about? Mind you, I don't it pissed me off so bad. No, apparently, I'm gonna keep going. I didn't know this. Cunner story, Hudson Williams, get the fuck behind me. Um, we're like, Yeah, no, right, it was behind you. First, we're like, we're dying. Especially because both of those shows are on HBO. And so it's also like, that's a bad look for your show. That was bad.

SPEAKER_02 29:15

I remember like the tension, like they were trying to like do some like quick PR moves because he like fucked on everyone.

SPEAKER_03 29:21

And then they did some quick PR moves and they put Hudson Williams in to like make drinks with the Isle of LA cats or some bullshit. They're like, we're all friends, and it's like that's hilarious. Jordan Firstman, like, keep your mouth shut. Keep smoking keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.

SPEAKER_02 29:34

Okay, okay, and uh, you know what, I understand it. But honestly, he's honestly he's honestly kind of hilarious. And like accidentally, that's some shit I would say and get cancelled for, and everyone would like hate me for too.

SPEAKER_03 29:46

Do you know how much dopamine it just brought me to rant about that? That's what I'm saying. I'm like, he's spreading joy. Exactly. Without even trying, exactly. He's feeding the cornball wolf. My heart's low-key warm. He's feeding the bitch wolf.

SPEAKER_02 29:59

Yeah, but like, I don't know. I was watching him in it, and honestly, I was cackling. Really? I was cackling. I think he's funny. I'm really excited. And also, like, I loved his character and I love LA too because everyone was like, oh my god, he's so annoying. He was real. And it was real, it was the realest character there.

SPEAKER_03 30:15

Like him, true Whitaker's character. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 30:18

I know 10 of them. Both of them.

SPEAKER_03 30:21

Fuck. They all went to crossroads. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

Yeah. Yeah. I've been with them like nights at tenants. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:27

Nights at tenants.

SPEAKER_02 30:28

But I loved his character. I thought it was like so essential. It was so essential. I kind of like, I don't know. I'm with him, I think. That part. I'm with him. And I think the pendulum's gonna swing and everyone's gonna love him. Jordan Firstman, you just wait, baby. Your time is coming because that's how it always works. Everyone will hate you. You have the witch hunt out right now. Everyone has their pitchforks and torches. I promise, give it a year, everyone's gonna be up your ass obsessed with you. I'm calling it now.

SPEAKER_03 30:49

They're all gonna say that part.

unknown 30:51

They're all gonna go.

SPEAKER_02 30:52

That part. Also, maybe it was something about like Trisha just being next to him, where immediately it was like the halo of- I like you more. Yeah, I was like, oh, okay, perfect.

SPEAKER_03 31:01

Like looks so beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 31:03

And the two of them together, like it was really just it was great. It was fucking great. Like, just like girl and gay duo. Totally.

SPEAKER_03 31:10

It's perfect.

SPEAKER_02 31:11

They were perfect.

SPEAKER_03 31:11

It really sucks how perfect, like straight girl, gay boy, like you really have found something beautiful with that relationship.

SPEAKER_02 31:18

Yeah. And I've known since kindergarten, it's always been that for me. I've known my place in this world, and it is to be a hag.

SPEAKER_03 31:25

See, I just know that like I'm going to have a child who's the boy who's going to be like a queen. And we're gonna have problems.

SPEAKER_02 31:35

Yeah, because you and the gaze sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 31:38

Sometimes we like.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:39

There's like me and also straight boys, we also like fight.

SPEAKER_02 31:42

Oh, well, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_03 31:43

I was at a party this weekend. Party. Um whenever I say party, keep in mind it's like maybe 30.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

A gathering.

SPEAKER_03 31:50

Exactly. And this poor boy, he like sat next to me and Annabelle and Isabella and Anya, and like how we just lied to him.

SPEAKER_02 31:58

Oh, I love doing that though. Like just making shit up. It was amazing. Oh, it's my favorite. It's literally like my favorite hobby.

SPEAKER_03 32:03

Oh, poor Dylan. He was like, he was like, oh, where are you guys from? I was like, Midtown, New York, midtown. I know no one's from Midtown. I know but me. I'm from Times Square. He was like, You're from Times Square. I said, I love it. Yeah. I love it there. I love it. He went people hate Times Square. I was like, I know, and they're all fucking wrong. Yeah, I love it.

SPEAKER_02 32:21

I'm vouching.

SPEAKER_03 32:22

Why are you believing me?

SPEAKER_02 32:24

Hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 32:24

Annabelle starts calling me Jessica.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

Do you think we've ever been victims of that? But no, I think I think we're to a house.

SPEAKER_03 32:29

Well, I think he started to do it too because he was like, Well, I'm from Kentucky, my family lives in Calabasas. I went to school in New York. I was like, You're from Kentucky, but your family lives in Calabasas. I'm confused.

SPEAKER_02 32:38

Oh, he whipped out the Una reverse?

SPEAKER_03 32:39

No, literally, I think he did. Oh. Because then he was like, and all my friends are lesbians, and you, you and you, y'all are straight. And we were like, true. And then we were like, Anya's boyfriend Jackson is about to be here, but they have problems. Sometimes he yells at her. Our friend Jackson is like the sweetest person in the world, and Anya's gay. And so it just like it wasn't true, but they were playing it so well. Jackson showed up and we didn't even tell Jackson. She's like, Jackson. Then he just kind of like morph into the bit. It's so good. And then she was like, and then Jackson was like, oh, Annabelle, like, do you want a cigarette? And Annabelle was like, no, I'm okay. And Anya goes, Why'd you offer that to her? And then Anya storms off. And then Jackson goes, You always do this. And storms. And the guy Dylan is like, Are they okay? You're like, no. No, they always do this.

SPEAKER_02 33:24

Wow. Oh, it's so good. It was so good. Oh my gosh. Yes. I know. I love again playing pretend. I love to play pretend and I love to play in people's faces. Oh my god, it was like. It's my favorite fucking thing.

SPEAKER_03 33:34

And then what the fuck did that kid do? He goes, I love you guys. And then we go, Well, will you give us a ride to tenants? It's 10 minutes down the street.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

Sure. Perfect. Never gonna see him again. Nope. When I was in college, we went to um PCB, like Panama something beach, Panama City Beach, Florida. The armpit of Florida. I'm familiar. The armpit of fucking all of America for spring break. And we were there, and like this whole time, I literally, no, insane disgusting. I probably have like 20 diseases from that. Not even kidding. Not even sexual transmitted. Like staph infection. Yeah, scurvy. Like I just have scurvy. Yeah. I'm not even kidding. I got into the public pool, my legs started sizzling like I was in a fry a later. Right. Like, like the bubbles are coming up. It's like how did that happen? But the whole time I was there, I just started like pretending I was from Australia. So the whole time I'm there, I'm just talking to everyone. I can't even do the fucking action, right? But everyone there believes that. Of course. I'm from down under. They're like, yeah, yeah. They're like, no. Yeah. They're like, what's your favorite animal? I'm like, uh, probably a kangaroo, mate. Like they're like, that makes sense. You're from down under. No, I'm Molly. I had this bit running for like three days with strangers, and like we kept running into them. It wasn't even just like a one-off thing. Like, I kept this bit going. And then finally someone clocked me on it. They're like, oh, what part are you from? And I was like, oh, the Gold Coast, like whatever. And then they were like, oh, do you watch this like blah blah blah? It's essentially like their Super Bowl. It's like this like rugby game. It's like the most like fuck popular thing in Australia. I'm like, what's that? And they go, You're from Australia. You should know that. I'm like, uh, I don't know what you're talking about. Like, uh, that's not that's like a British accent. That's like British.

SPEAKER_03 35:07

You're like, especially crazy on you saying. I'm like, so I was actually never from Australia.

SPEAKER_02 35:12

Um, but they caught me up, and then I was like a fraud. And I was the Panama City Beach fraud.

SPEAKER_03 35:18

Oh my. They put your face up in the town square.

SPEAKER_02 35:22

Right. Like tar and feather.

SPEAKER_03 35:24

Is not Australian, y'all.

SPEAKER_02 35:26

Oh, oh, and you know what? And you know what? Speaking of trips to Florida. Florida. One hella drug. I'm going to Miami tomorrow.

SPEAKER_03 35:36

She's going to Miami. I'm out here in Miami. Dr. Miami, watch out. You're gonna beat his ass.

SPEAKER_02 35:42

Yeah, Dr. Miami, I'm coming. Oh my god, when I see you.

SPEAKER_03 35:46

It's on tight.

SPEAKER_02 35:48

No, I'm going to Miami. It's Ty's birthday. And here's the thing. It's like, Ty, I love you to death. That's why I'm going. You're my best friend in the fucking world. And if it were anyone else, I would not be going. I just don't understand why it's always like, oh my God, it's my birthday. We have to go to Miami. Girls, check to Miami. Cheesecake Factory's open. Yep. Cheesecake Factory's open. Mama, let's go to Sky Zone. Like, why? Olive Garden is open. It's like, why is it now everyone's birthday? They're like, we have to go to Bermuda. Like, whatever happened to good old Dave and Buster's. What happened to Dave and Buster's? Can we please just like, oh my gosh, small little uh boa. Get a comp dinner at BOA, like every other influencer. But no, we're going to a week-long trip to Miami. And I am so I just have like Miami trauma. Like I've been a few times. We kind of talked about it. Miami is Las Vegas with a beach.

SPEAKER_03 36:35

And are you going, you're like going to South Beach.

SPEAKER_02 36:38

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're like, we're doing it. And it's kind of one of those things where like Ty also just finished the 75 hard, so he's ready to like fucking floor it, pedal to the metal, like go crazy. And I'm just like mentally preparing myself because also he's turning 25, which also is so funny because I feel like once after you turn 21, birthdays don't even fucking matter. Yeah. It's like, why are we celebrating your 27th birthday and going to like Cabo? It's kind of like, again, Olive Garden. But he's turning 25 and he's gearing up, and now I'm like, holy shit, I'm 28. I'm unk. I'm chopped. I can't keep up. Like one night's gonna fucking take me out. I have to be there for five days, and I'm just not gonna be able to, I'm not gonna be able to keep up. I can't.

SPEAKER_03 37:17

No, like so.

SPEAKER_02 37:18

I'm like really just bracing myself.

SPEAKER_03 37:19

And you also like just did Coachella. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 37:24

I'm like, Angela, I have like Miami trauma. I have Miami trauma. I've been a handful of times. Every time I go, I leave, and I'm just like, I need a month to recover from that.

SPEAKER_03 37:34

Never let me go back to this place. See, I like to go to Miami because I think it's like if it's like if Portos was a city. Porto's like the Cuban bakery in Los Angeles. Yes, they have so many Cuban, Latin American bakeries in Miami. I eat it up so much as my favorite type of food. My first solid food that I ever ate was beans and rice. Seriously? Mi gente Latino. Like I love the food in Miami. Okay, you're spiritually Latino.

SPEAKER_02 38:11

Okay. Well, I'm excited for that. I feel like every time I go to Miami, I've never freaking eaten anything. Oh girl. Well, because it's like you got to go.

SPEAKER_03 38:19

I'll give you some recommendations.

SPEAKER_02 38:21

Things are going up my nose, not in my mouth. So I'm like, really haven't been uh not even hungry, just like stressed. No, like literally just fucking tweaking.

SPEAKER_03 38:30

Speaking of pastries, I like can't go a day without one.

SPEAKER_02 38:35

No, me too.

SPEAKER_03 38:36

No, like that's part of my diet. Like, I was thinking about like, oh my god, like my doctor would be really upset if she knew this. Like, I have to have at least one pastry a day.

SPEAKER_02 38:45

Yeah, no, this morning I literally already had an almond croissant.

SPEAKER_03 38:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:48

Already checked it off my list. Also, my nightly routine, and this is not even a fucking exaggeration. Like, I'm not even being funny when I say this. At least, maybe like two times a week, I'll get Chipotle and then I'll follow it up. Actually, the past three nights, I've been eating a pint, a full pint of the tonight dough. I get into bed, I watch girls on HBO, and I eat an entire fucking pint of the Tonight Dough, especially because I went to CVS the other day and they were running a deal, three for the price of two.

SPEAKER_03 39:13

That sounds amazing.

SPEAKER_02 39:14

So I had to grab three of the tonight dough, and I've just been fucking smoking them, clearing a pint. Easy.

SPEAKER_03 39:20

That sounds awesome. The tonight dough, thank fucking got what Jimmy Fallon cooked.

SPEAKER_02 39:25

Shout out Jimmy Fallon and shout out Vermont because y'all made Bernie Sanders and the Tonight Doe. Yes. And Noah Gahan. I'll get down with it. That's what I'm saying. I'll get down with it. Like the three of those, that's all I need. But yeah, that's like been like my nightly ritual. But it's like, holy fuck, pick up the GLP one, put the spoon down.

SPEAKER_03 39:44

No, like you can't make me spoon down. You can't make me.

SPEAKER_02 39:48

And it's like I'm not, I'm not even satiated. Like I'll literally eat a full fucking meal. And then it's like, I don't remember the last time, like you were saying that I've gone a day without a sweet treat.

SPEAKER_03 39:57

Well, this is also something I think with the GLP one, like I think I've realized, like, it's not that it makes me feel satiated. I don't feel satiated, it just makes me feel disgusted.

SPEAKER_02 40:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:06

And it's like, that's not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for like to feel full and content after a meal. And it's like either off of it I feel like I need to eat forever, or on it, I'm like, this is disgusting and gross. And it's like either way, I'm unhappy. Like you have to be disgustingly, or like yeah, like I'm like, this is gross. Like, this is disgusting. It's unappetizing. Like yesterday I was so hungry at the grove. I'm drinking my banana latte from Lala Land, my fucking favorite. And I'm literally like, I can't eat food right now. Like, I'm so hungry, nothing is appetizing. It's like, that's not right. Like, that's not healthy, like for you with food. Like, that's not like that's not how you should be perceiving food.

SPEAKER_02 40:41

I'm such like a big back, but like I genuinely love, I get joy from eating. Like, I love, like, I look forward to meals like they're planned. Yes. I'm like, oh, tonight I get to like go home and eat a pint in bed. Like, that gets me excited. Yes. Not going to Miami.

SPEAKER_03 40:54

And it should. That's what should see. I'm that's the reason why I'm always excited to go Miami. I'm gonna eat. Maybe if I started eating in Miami, I'd be excited to go. I'm gonna rewrite my history. Yes. I'm also like losing my mind because I'm trying to remember what I ate. Because I remember that I did eat something that I liked, and I like can't remember it. And it's like I'm low-key losing my mind. I'm spending too much time on my phone. Like I'm like a droning out because not zoning out, I'm like a drone. Yeah. Like yesterday I was going to sleep, and when I go to sleep, I take my allergy meds because they make you a little drowsy, you know. So I'm like, ooh, better just take it in the in the night. Um, and in the morning I take my Prozac. I've done this for years. I take my Prozac at night. I I double dose of my Prozac. Absolutely. I feel great today. I'm sure. Uh yeah, like let's go out, let's go to the beach. I'll wear a bikini. You know, like I'm not nervous. Yeah. No, it didn't work that much. I thought about it today, actually.

SPEAKER_02 41:49

Um, I'm stressed for Miami. I'm packing one, I'm packing one piece. Cakey meat. T-shirt on. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 41:56

Like, oh, I know just I for the sun. Yeah, no, it's the sun.

SPEAKER_02 41:59

The three pints of Ben and Jerry's rattling around in my stomach.

SPEAKER_03 42:02

And I'm literally like, I'm low-key losing my mind. Like I told you on FaceTime, like, I almost put my like heat protect, my hairspray, like on a deodorant because it just wasn't the spot where my deodorant normally is. I'm like, what am I losing my mind? I need to like get off the phone.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

No, I know. I'll be like looking for socks, like going into like my sock drawer, and I'm like rummaging through like my pantry. I'm like, wait, what am I doing? Like, I'm so disoriented all the time. Disoriented. I'm I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing. And I am a screenager. Like, I'll be brushing my teeth. Why the fuck am I going through reels while I brush my teeth? Literally. I'm losing it. Also, it's like, I will literally, I'll be scrolling on my phone. I'm like, okay, I should get off. I put my phone down, I look around, I go, damn, this shit's kind of boring.

SPEAKER_03 42:42

I close out Twitter and I'm like, okay, time to go onto my other app, Twitter.

SPEAKER_02 42:47

No, Molly, I've been scrolling through TikTok. I'm like, oh, I want to go to TikTok.

SPEAKER_03 42:53

Girl, you're already there! Annabelle said something crazy to me yesterday. She goes, Oh, I forgot to brick my phone. Brick my phone. What the hell's that mean? Let me tell you. Brick is something you pay for. It's a little tiny square cube. And it's like kind of I don't I don't know fully how it works. I don't want to know fully how it works. Yeah, I don't know. None of my fucking business. But it's an app where you like have to basically put it. Yeah, it's kind of like, you know, like when you tap to pay almost and you touch it, and then it makes you like not be able to like go on Instagram until you like go back to the brick. Oh my god, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. That's like my name. Like you have to like, you like leave the brick in your room and then like you go out, and then like if you're out, like you can't run into the brick.

SPEAKER_02 43:33

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 43:35

That bullshit. I'm not doing that no matter what. You could not pay me two bricks.

SPEAKER_02 43:41

You couldn't pay me. And I get people who are like, I'm doing it for like mental health. No. I love to scroll. I love to scroll. And now, especially too, because we talk about pop culture. I've like to do it. I write it off. Yeah. It's work. It's my job.

SPEAKER_03 43:56

Anya will be like, oh what, Molly, like, look at me when you talk. I'm like, girl, I can't. Twitter.

SPEAKER_02 44:01

Or working. No, I'm literally going, no, no, no, I can hear you. I can hear you. Sorry, don't work that normal nine to five. No. Sorry, my job is a little unconventional. Mind you, I have no topics this week. Yeah, no, it's just brain rot bullshit. And also, someone was like, Can you think of one TikTok that you watched yesterday? No, no, Molly, even this morning. Think of one TikTok that you watched this morning. I can't. I genuinely can't. No, I know. I'm starting to cry.

SPEAKER_03 44:36

Think of one TikTok you watch this morning. The only one I can think of is the one that I looked up about Erica Kirk. And like that doesn't count because that's not on the for you page.

SPEAKER_02 44:43

Yeah, no, the only one I can think of is Spirit Airlines shutting down because I looked that up this morning.

SPEAKER_01 44:47

Wait, have you seen the like the guy that like last night he posted a video about Spirit Airlines and he's trying to fund money to buy it to make it free for the public and it went new? They made$20 million in the 24 hours. Where do I donate? Wait, let me pull this up.

SPEAKER_02 45:03

Whoa. Actually, where do I donate? Because that also goes back to Miami. So many girls' trips canceled.

SPEAKER_03 45:08

So many girls' trips. I was watching, I was like, I was on Twitter. Yeah. And there were funny, everyone was like, me getting on my Spirit Airlines like flight right now. Like what? The pilot just lands a plane. Literally, the pilot's like, that's my time. Then get off. Thank you. That's my time. Uh, but Spirit Airlines also like is really important in the airline community. It really is. It is the reason why like flights are still semi-affordable, because like all of the other guys, like they price it based on what everyone else is pricing it as. And so because Spirit Airlines is so low, and like Spirit and Frontier, and I don't even know if Frontier is still going, like, because those like cheap, like Ryanair, whatever bullshit, like are so low, it has to bring the other guys down, it has to bring American down, it has to bring everything down. And so it like is kind of like do you hear the people saying, like, kind of we the people sort of vibe? Like, thank you, Spirit Airlines. Like, even if you don't fly it, like it's still helping you get your flight cheaper. And now, y'all, not only are our groceries fucked, our flights are too. Everything's fucked. Everything's fucked.

SPEAKER_02 46:07

And I love Spirit Airlines. I fly them all the fucking time.

SPEAKER_01 46:11

So yeah, this came out uh yesterday. And in 24 hours. Let me just go to the actual website.

SPEAKER_03 46:19

I don't like his face, but okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:23

$26 million. In 24 hours. Like we just started this yesterday.

SPEAKER_02 46:27

I'm like, does he have the account? He just like takes pockets the money.

SPEAKER_03 46:30

Like honest DM it to me.

SPEAKER_01 46:31

And literally 24 hours. This is 24 hours. No way! I saw this video get like 50,000 likes in like 20 minutes. It was crazy. We should really do that.

SPEAKER_03 46:40

Like, that's great. That's also a big problem with, again, the airline community. There's low-key politics in the airline community. Right. Because Spirit Airlines bring down brings down the price. And then also, you know, when like you go to like LaGuardia or you go to LAX and it's like a sign that's like a permanent sign. It says like American Airlines. And it's like at the gate, like it has permanent gates. That also is driving our prices up because some of the sometimes those gates aren't full. And so like you have to, so there's empty gates, but like Spirit Airlines or Southwest were like occupy that. But they can't use it if it's like one of those permanent American airlines. So like there's an airline, I think, like, or like an airport in like Kentucky or something, and like they um are making it so that everything is like a computer screen, like on the thing, so like it can go to anyone, and so that will drive prices down. But there's airline politics, y'all. Like, get in the no.

SPEAKER_01 47:30

Uh, and the same thing with like media and like all those other places, they pretty much pay for placements on tickets. Like you're bidding, literally for Google flights and Expedia flights, you'll get different prices listed just because like they're bidding for the ad prices and sales. It's ridiculous. It's really bad.

SPEAKER_03 47:47

And if they know that I know where to donate. Oh my god, I'm not even kidding. No, because also, like, if Google or whatever knows that you've looked up a flight a few days ago, changes the price.

SPEAKER_02 47:57

Yes, this happened to me and Ty. We were looking at the same price the other day, Delta Airlines to fly to fucking Miami. His was$100 more expensive than mine. That's that's irradient. We're looking at the same flight, same, same exact fucking flight. And his was like$450 minus$350. They're like, oh, it's a oh, you're the birthday. Yeah, like, oh, you're the birthday. He does not want to go, but you're the birthday. Okay. They know how bad he wants it, fucking supply and demand. Yes. Dude, this also happened to like me and Tana one time. We were looking at flights to go to Hawaii. Like her Makoa, I was still working for at the time, and we were like looking at all these flight prices. We had different tabs open, same laptop, different pro different prices. Like by I'm not kidding, it was like a 30-minute window. Prices were like one up for us because like we were just like loitering on the side. And they do insane. It's crazy. Save Spirit Airlines.

SPEAKER_03 48:46

Save Spirit Airlines, Southwest. We've already lost Southwest because Southwest is still going, but you know how Southwest, you it was no assigned seating and it was um, you got two free check bags. That's what got me to like to college in one piece. Two free check bags. The fact that my parents and I we were like all able to get on a on a flight, and I had them like they were coming for the weekend to move me in, and they were able to take two suitcases full of my shit. Like that really helped. Like I didn't have to ship anything. I like all of my clothes came in one like you know what I mean? And also, it shouldn't charge you that much to put anything in into the fucking belly of the book.

SPEAKER_02 49:23

What do you mean an extra$50?

SPEAKER_03 49:25

Especially when you make me check my carry-on always at the gate.

SPEAKER_02 49:30

Uh dude, dude, dude, since when is that a fucking thing? This happened to me. Um, after like I went through like my breakup last August, me and the girls, me and like my old roommate, we were like, let's go to Paris, fuck it. Like, let's get the fuck out of the country. We were flying to Paris. Never in my entire life, they go, You have to weigh your carry-on. I said, What? What? Weigh my carry-on, because mind you, I'm rolling shit up on the city. Oh my god, I'm my carry-on's in that shit. My carry-on's probably 80 pounds. My carry-on weighs more than my check bag. No, 100%. Exactly. That's why you you have the carry-on. They were like, weigh your carry-on. I said, excuse me. She was like, put it up on the thing. My carry-on was like 25 pounds. She's like, it can only be 15. I said, so how in the literal fuck am I gonna take out 10 pounds? Kill yourself! No, I had to check my carry-on for$120. I had to check my carry-on for$120. I'm telling you, like, y'all, big corporations are fucking you. It's fucking you. Sideways. They're doing literally raw. Oh my god, I it makes me so sad because yeah, it's like Spirit's gone, Frontier is next. We're doomed. Exactly. We're literally fucking doomed.

SPEAKER_03 50:36

Virgin Airlines, done.

unknown 50:38

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 50:39

What's next? Alaska.

SPEAKER_03 50:40

Literally, like, those are the ones that bring down the price. Now, Southwest, you can only get one free check bag if you have a Southwest credit card. Obviously, I have a Southwest credit card. Should I have a Southwest credit card? No. Whatever. Obviously, I do. Anyway, and so like no assigned seating. That was also really big because that meant just like the earliest you sign in, the easier you get to like. Yeah, it's fabulous. That's great. Why am I paying for the middle seat?

SPEAKER_02 51:03

No, it's so garbage. It's so garbage. And also, yeah, flight prices are already like astronomical because again, booked my one-way flight to Miami. Yeah.$350 for a one-way. I literally was like screaming on the phone with Ty. I was like, dude, I'm not kidding. This used to be round trip. One ticket. Round trip was$350. I remember there would be times that I was in Miami crashing out at like four in the morning. I was like, I need to go home immediately. I'd book a flight for that the same morning, five hours away, and it'd be like$85.

SPEAKER_01 51:31

Dude, I remember the first time I was gonna go home for Christmas, I waited too long, and it would have been like$1,200 round trip.

SPEAKER_02 51:38

It's crazy way too long close to Christmas. It's so absolutely fucking absurd. It's so absurd. Ridiculous. He doesn't know what. Okay, we can't travel, we can't buy groceries, we can't afford rent. What the fuck is happening?

SPEAKER_03 51:55

And even then.

SPEAKER_02 51:56

And even then.

SPEAKER_03 51:57

I'm like And even then, I'm I'm like I put my security deposit down, like I'm poor.

SPEAKER_02 52:04

Poor. Rest in peace, Spirit Airlines.

SPEAKER_03 52:07

Literally, like, holy shit. I hope this really wakes the people up.

SPEAKER_01 52:14

Two billion? To be able to buy Spirit, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:17

They're not gonna get that.

SPEAKER_02 52:18

Yeah, no, like that's actually insane.

SPEAKER_03 52:20

Like, I actually like don't even I want to give my money, but also it's kind of like a lost cause.

SPEAKER_02 52:25

Now you're just getting it's a lost cause.

SPEAKER_03 52:27

Like, fuck.

SPEAKER_02 52:28

And now what? Everyone's gonna get a refund. Whereas that 27 million he just pocketed and like holy smokes.

SPEAKER_01 52:34

Well he can't do that because he'd get into like a he'd probably go to jail.

SPEAKER_02 52:37

Yeah, well, obviously, Amish. It was a joke. He's like, well, actually. Like, yeah. Kill me, bro. It's so the thing where guys like don't think women can make a joke.

SPEAKER_03 52:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:52

They're like, no, he can't do that.

SPEAKER_03 52:53

Yeah, it's in my improv class when everyone thought I was a bitch. Yeah. He's like, no, I'm obviously joking. I'm on stage, I'm joking. I have a mouthful of boba. I'm on stage, I'm joking, I'm obviously not like actually calling you stupid. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:05

I'm like, and speaking of awful men, I watched Into the Manosphere yesterday, and I it came out like a while ago, but I'm just behind. Have you did you see it? Did you ever watch it?

SPEAKER_03 53:14

No, but remember Harry Daniel said that he like hated it or something.

SPEAKER_02 53:17

I watched it yesterday. And it's a guy, Louis Thoreau, who made like a whole documentary going around interviewing these like streamers, basically, these red pill fucking streamers. And I mean, it just confirmed everything, like I already knew. It was just kind of like, you know, a pop quiz. I was like, okay, yeah, I know this. Um, but Jesus literal fucking Christ, like, I'm so scared for the youth. Because after Exactly, dude, after I watched this, like, there's this one guy he was interviewing, his name is Sneeko. And apparently, like, he, I don't know, he's like this obviously red-pilled streamer. Like, he got like banned on all platforms, so people still like clip his shit and like put it on TikTok.

SPEAKER_03 53:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:51

And after I watched it, I was like, okay, like let me see what he's actually like on about. Yeah. I looked it up, but there's this clip of like these young boys, they must be like 12 or 13, coming up to him in public, like fans, and they're literally going, fuck women, fuck women, right? No, I know. And then Sneeko's like, no, no, no. Like, we I we like love everyone. One of the kids goes, Yeah, but like fuck trans women, right? No, right, right. And then all of his little, the little entourage, there's probably like three or four of these like little kids, they're going, no, but gay people should die. Gay people should die. Um what? No, it's so fucked, Molly. And like, have you ever seen Adolescence?

SPEAKER_03 54:26

Um, no, but I'm familiar and I do want to watch it.

SPEAKER_02 54:29

You have to watch it because it really is just like the whole spotlight based around that. It really is so fucked. And I was like, oh my god, like I didn't realize, like I knew it was bad. I didn't realize how bad it was.

SPEAKER_03 54:42

It's bad, and that's why I'm like scared to watch it because I just know it's going to upset me, but like maybe it's a reality that I kind of need to face.

SPEAKER_02 54:48

Yeah, no, it really was just like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 54:51

But like with David D4 Vid Yeah, the singer murdering and this little like 14-year-old girl. This little girl, like insane.

SPEAKER_02 55:01

And mind you too, he still has some fans behind him. Some fans who are like, separate the art from the artist. What the fuck do you mean separate the art from the artist?

SPEAKER_03 55:11

At at fucking all. Like, y'all are sick, y'all are twisted. Like, we need to like reevaluate our we need to re-evaluate. No, I'm really scared. Because what do you mean you need to listen to a mid-artist that bad?

SPEAKER_02 55:22

I'm really, really scared for the youth. Like, I genuinely am. And like it makes me so scared. Like, if I have kids and I have a boy, I'm not kidding. I'm hitting him over the head with a frying pan.

SPEAKER_03 55:30

No, literally, like, bitch, get it through your fucking skull.

SPEAKER_02 55:33

I I was like no internet access.

SPEAKER_03 55:35

Literally, I was also thinking about it how like um like people on the margins of society versus like minorities, and it's like women aren't minorities, they're marginalized, which is crazy. 50% of the population is marginalized. Not even to consider the fact that like there are black women, there are women of color, there are trans women, there are like, you know what I mean? It's like it's even harder. Yeah. It's crazy how the women do women.

SPEAKER_01 56:01

It's so fucked. What's really creepy about him is like he got interviewed on Zach Sang the day after he allegedly killed her. Dude, he looks like he doesn't give a fuck. He's like an actual psychopath.

SPEAKER_03 56:12

Like I was gonna say he's like definitely a psychopath.

SPEAKER_02 56:15

Has to be. Has to be, because then you're just continuing to like live your life. I mean, like, not to even like get too much into it, but then like I've been seeing TikToks and shit where it's like even after he killed her, he kept her body in the trunk of his car for like weeks and then ended up ordering like an inflatable pool and like all these tools to like dismember her body, and it's like oh my, you are fucking deranged. You are a deranged human.

SPEAKER_01 56:37

He ubered her to his place to do it. Oh my god. It's a really fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 56:42

It's yeah, I can't even think about it. Like it's it's so so fucked up. It's it's just so awful. And then like just watching this yesterday, also it's so funny because it's like these fucking loser men who are pandering to other loser men and like trying to teach them like this is how you get women and this is what women want. First of all, you are so wrong. You have no idea what appeals to women because it's not a six-pack, it's not like millions of dollars, it's not keeping a conversation. It's asking a question, it's literally just being interested about your life. Also, the guy who conducted the whole documentary, his uh Louis Thoreau, I'd fuck him over, I would fuck him over any of those dudes, and I'm so serious. I was watching it and I was like, I'd smash, I'd crack him. I w I wouldn't touch any of you fucking losers with a 10-foot pole. Yeah, it's it's so crazy. And I told you about the time too. Like, I made a TikTok talking about like how women have learned to catch print and like objectify men and it ended up on like red pill TikTok and all of the comment just so fucking insane. Because again, yourself bitch, like bitch, fat, like it's any any insult you can possibly think of. And again, it's like the TikTok was like a joke, but women can't joke and like women can't be funny and like make jokes. So the whole thing, oh my god, it's so terrifying. And like the fact that there are just like or there is like a cult of incels, fucking incels who hate women, literally hate women, they hate women, and again, just like these streamers getting platforms to like pander to like fucking 12, 13 year olds is so scary.

SPEAKER_03 58:09

It's also so like morally fucked up because it's also like they're the only people who are gonna listen to you. They're the only people who are gonna think that you're cool, obviously, because when you're 13, 14, you're like, I don't know what's cool. You know what I mean? It's like I just you know, like when I was 13, 14, like I'm watching Dame Charles.

SPEAKER_02 58:25

Oh my god, yeah. Um I was watching Shane Dawson.

SPEAKER_03 58:28

Exactly. Um, and so like you're still developing, and so like to catch these boys, it's so like unethical to catch these boys for your for likes, clicks, and views. Yeah. And then to impact them for the rest of their lives, because now you're fucking them up.

SPEAKER_02 58:41

Yeah, it's they're formative years, they're so malleable. And you're teaching them and just saying, especially kids who like might not be like popular in school or like have friends or like get girls, and then it's like you're selling them this idea of like you need to be a fucking asshole, you need to treat women like shit, women belonging in the kitchen, like da-da-da.

SPEAKER_03 58:56

Like my crazy pants, and like the clavicular of it all, like we make jokes, like clavicular is funny, like, but at the end of the day, like you're telling little boys to do meth and you're injecting. Did you see that he like is he got charged or whatever with um injecting his 17-year-old girlfriend with like Botox or face like filler or something? He got charged for that? He got charged for that. And thank God, like in the words of Moses, it's every fucking week with this dude.

SPEAKER_02 59:21

It's every week he's getting arrested or he's overdosing. Or he's overdosing every week. Yeah, and then like even in the documentary, like um Louis was asking these guys, like, why do you do the things that you do? Like, because some some of the guys would be like essentially like their their morals didn't align with like what they were doing. And Louie would be like, Well, why do you do it? And they're like, Oh, for likes, clicks, and views. Like, that's how you get like attention, that's how you garner, that's how you make money, and it's like the whole thing's just unethical.

SPEAKER_03 59:50

The whole thing's just fucking unethical and like And also, like they're mad at women because women want attention. Look at what you're doing. All you do is for attention, all you do is for the attention of other guys. That's crazy. I literally could not think of my life as like getting attention from dudes.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:07

No, it's hilarious. And like they have them, they're targeting fucking idiots, and they're being like this. Is how you escape the matrix. The matrix is just like a nine to five job. Literally. It's like, and they're like uh and they're like, here's how you escape the matrix. Day trading. Drop shipping.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:24

Let me tell you how to buy patio furniture and sell it to someone for a higher price off of Alibaba. It's what? Oh, comic. Kira and I tried to get into drop shipping.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:34

We all had a phase. I had to take the antenna for a minute. We were like, okay, let's go. I know this is where the money ships at. Oh, I had like a day trading phase. I like a pyramid skin phase. Yeah. Hey man, it's not for everyone. Yeah. It's not for everyone. Like, this is stupid. Oh my god. If you're if you're bored and you have the time, I guess turn it on and just like again, if you're screen maxing and you're like on your phone and have it in the background, because every once in a while you will tune and you'll be like, huh.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:03

It's crazy. Really, like, I can't.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:06

I'm so fucking scared for the youth.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:07

Oh, oh, oh. Um, Trisha followed me on TikTok. Dude, ever. Best day ever, Trisha Paytas. Like, you don't even know.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:19

You don't even know. I know. It really is. Like, I still get starstruck. It's so crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:26

And Tana followed me on Instagram. Yeah! So basically I'm famous. Basically, I'm the new host of is not Love Line.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:32

Like, basically.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:34

You're in the Trisha Verse. In euphoria. You're in half. I'm in half. You were actually supposed to be. I was actually supposed to be in the movie. I was supposed to be in the movie. I was supposed to be the movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:42

Like that's fucking that's huge. Yes. That's huge.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:45

Shout out my two queen.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:47

Collecting them like Infinity Stones. So literally, literally.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:49

I'm like, Jake Shane tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:52

Right, Jake Shane. Um, I'm really, I'm really pitching for Seth McFarlane. I think it'll happen for you. I want him so bad. I want him so bad. I've really been manifesting. I DM'd him the other day. I said, knock knock.

unknown 1:02:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:05

And the thing is, too, if he answered, I literally would just.

unknown 1:02:08

I'm stealing that.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:10

Okay, my go-to. Hey, just circle him back. My old one, my go-to used to be God brought me here, or like God sent me here. But then I thought about it and I was like, oh God, because like one time I DM'd this guy who's like a philosopher. His name's Alex Alex O'Connor. And he talks about philosophy. And then I literally was like going to send him like God brought me here. And then I was like, oh my God, he's gonna think I'm like in religious psychosis, like, God sent me here to talk to you. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So you can't say that he's an atheist. You had to read it. So I like to stop. I literally, and in that moment it clicked in my brain. I was like, I need to stop saying that because everyone's gonna think I'm like trying to be like, I'm here to talk about our Lord and Savior. Literally, like, can I have five minutes of time? Five minutes of your time, God brought me here.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:48

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:48

Yes! My man! My man, my man, my man. He's kind of like Maddie Healy if he weren't so fucking awful.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:55

Totally. He's really smart. He really needs to keep that mustache. I just saw a picture of him without it.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:00

Um wait, don't show me. Wait, where is it?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:02

Don't show it. You sure?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:03

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Keep the mustache.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:05

Thank God. Like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:07

But he's he's fine shit. I listen to him sometimes, like going to sleep, and I DM'd him. Um, no response. And now I'm pitching for it. No, you'll get it. So I I use knock knock this time.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:17

Oh, I remember who I DM'd. I DM Benito Skinner because he follows me on TikTok. Like he follows me back on TikTok. But again, y'all, I DM anyone. I DM anyone and I'll ask for anything. That's also like I'm not like I'm not like cute about it. No. Like, I'm like, hi, like, I want a job on your television show that I'm obsessed with. Like, I watched overcompensating five times. I fucking love that fucking shit, bro. They're filming season two now. I'm like, no phone call.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:48

I'm like, and where's Jordan Firstman? He's like, that's actually not a real depiction.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:52

That's actually not real depiction of college. The real depiction of college is what I showed on I Love LA. But I DM him and I'm like, okay, so I see that you're filming season two. Maybe season three will be the charm. Above that is from a few months ago.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:07

Where I'm like, hi. Yep. I did the same thing with Rachel Sadet. I was like, I think you need me on I Love LA. She's like, I'd sooner die. She literally does.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:17

Like, y'all don't get it. Like the insight you could bring.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:20

I really, I know.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:22

It like, I'm sorry, money making machine right here just for I Love LA.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:26

Hilir, hilario. I literally was on the front lines.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:29

She's on the front lines. You're basically referencing her life. Like, come on. Thank you. Thank you. I've said I yelled.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:37

I've dm Benito Skinner too. I've DM' Rachel Senna. I've DMed actually probably anyone you can think of. Yes. It's really embarrassing. When um, because I used to DM Trisha before I moved out here. Yeah. Like when I first moved out here, one time I was like, let me know if you need an assistant. Like, whatever. Period. And then when she followed me back, I literally hit the unsend so quick and all the DMs. I was like, no. See, I can't.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:57

Like I DM Tana, like when she first followed me back, like years ago, I was like, I fucking love you. I'm so obsessed with you. I'm literally crying because I cried. I meant it. I meant that shit. Like, I'm gonna stand 10 toes down. Like, she can open that back up. Like, I mean it. No, I love that. And I and Benito Skinner, if I ever fucking see you IRL, I'm gonna say, open those DMs. Like, bro, I know and I know they're being sent to spam because spam is definitely intercepting them.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:19

They all check them. They check the spam. Spam. They see it. Right. They see it. That's like me with brands too. I'll always go, can I get a sample? Yes. Oh my god. And Cyclore's like, no. Cyclar hates me. Cyclar hates me. But what is like um like a full circle moment? Sometimes like I've dm brands like a year or two ago, and I'm like, hi, can I please get a sample? And it's like seen. They don't give a fuck. And then it's like they'll they'll hit me up now and be like, hi girl, we love you. I'm like, oh manifesting.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:48

Yes, she's moving. Right. I'm trying to see if I can get a mattress.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:53

I I DM'd soft frame like two weeks ago because uh mind you, I've been living in my apartment for a year. I still don't have a bed frame. Brogue boyfriendship. Broke boyfriendship. Yep. Just wait till I blow up. No, right? And they were like, hey, email us like at this email, like with all your insights that out. I sent it to them. They're like, so we're actually not doing partnerships right now. Chamberlain coffee, same thing. I go, hi, love your matcha. I would like love to work with you. They go, no, we're not doing that right now. Purple mattress. I literally get to call for me. I almost like DM them back. I will kill myself. Yeah. Because then it's like, now what?

SPEAKER_03 1:06:23

I know you have some expired stuff you can just send me. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:26

Yeah, give me the fucking backstop.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:28

I know you do. I know you do. I know you have stuff with dust on it that like you just could maybe send me. Like, I'll pay for the shipping.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:33

Also, speaking of streamers, I don't know if you know that kid, Neon. Yes. I don't know him, but I've just been recently seeing him because him and Alabama Barker have like a little thing going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm obsessed. Oh my god. Dude, I've been loving Alabama Barker. This is kind of awesome. I've been loving her. Okay, her like in a sorry. I love her! I'm obsessed with her. Sorry. Like, oh my god. And I know she has beef with like the cancelled universe. Yeah. But like Alabama girl, love you down. I really do. Yeah, like honestly. I really do. I think the same thing happened with her. Like everyone was coming at her throat, the pendulum swung, and now everyone loves her. Totally.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:08

Cause like she is kind of like a woman of the people, like all dressed up and nowhere to go. Yeah, a hundred percent. That's her like whole thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:15

And something's something like really endearing about it. But she is like a little sweetie. I keep seeing clips of her, and she's actually she seems like a little sweetheart. Yeah. And I think she like dropped the black scent. Period. Right? I'm a BAMINATER. Like I don't know what they're called. I'm a BAMI-Nator. Sure. Love her and her tired IMG assets, like roll tide. Like roll roll tide. Her and Neon, they're kind of like reheating like the voicular nachos. I'm here for it. And all the comments are like, oh my god, he's treating her good. Like, this is the first time she's ever had someone like respect her and like love her and appreciate her.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:45

I'm here for it. Yeah, good.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:48

I'm with that. I'm with that.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:49

Yeah, because I feel like having Courtney as a stepmother must be tough.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:54

Yeah, I can't even imagine. You know, she like reaches for a box of cheez-lets and she's like, What did happen? Yeah, literally. Whatever.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:00

She likes hits out of her hands. Yeah, and then Penelope comes up and bites her.

unknown 1:08:04

You know?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:04

Biting at her ankle.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:05

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:06

Penelope wants sheep metal.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:11

Literally. And then Mason's like, Bro, I'm gonna vape. You're gonna have some bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:16

Bro, Discord's not working. Bro, fucking kill you. You know. Rapid fire before we wrap it up. Um, speaking of the family, Northwest, new EP out, North Forever. Yes. I like, I just I didn't listen last night, but I did a quick tap through. She samples some like iconic songs, very like hyper pop, very like Japanese, like dance electronic music. Yeah, and I'm really excited about that. She's very like Playboy Cardi, like vamp anthem coated. Okay, period. Where she has like her little Rick Owens on and like whatever. Rockstar Life, Playboy Cardi, whatever. I'm here for it. I literally was listening to the last night. I wrote this one down because it really stuck with me. She said, they don't see me, they just see the appeal. Copying my hair, I'm about to trademark the teal.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:02

Someone said, I bars. Someone said Aunt Kylie already trademarked. Oh, wait. Oh, is this like circulating? Yeah, well, I just saw that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:11

I like saw it last night and I literally stopped me in my tracks. I was like, hold on. And then I clicked on her writer's credits. Look at this. Performing artists. It's just her. Artist, Northwest. Composition and lyrics, Northwest. Production and engineering, Northwest. It's just her, baby. Wow. It's just her.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:28

Wow. Love her rooting for her. Like, I hope you got like I hope you didn't get the bipolar. I'm glad you got the talent. Yeah, like again, baby, get on those meds now.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:38

Start today.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:39

Oh, yeah, start early. Early intervention is key. Mm-hmm. Connor Story introduced Sylvia Rodrigo last night at SNL.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:46

Mm-hmm. I didn't watch it.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:47

I didn't watch it. I had shit to do. Go to bed.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:50

I had shit to do, got a scroll.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:51

Like, I had shit to do. I had to catch up on hacks because I was dealing with some stuff. Because I was supposed to be in the video.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:58

So, well No, I I didn't listen, but I heard that Zara Larson's girl strip is awful.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:02

Oh's really into it. Really? He's really into the Zara Larson of it all. I'm like, I love Zara Larson, but like Girls Trip was like fine.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:10

I didn't listen.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:11

It was fine. It was just like, you know.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:13

But I think I didn't listen just because I was like, I don't want to be like disappointed and let down.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:17

Um, Taylor Swift, New York Times, top 30, greatest living songwriters interview, correct?

SPEAKER_03 1:10:22

Taylor Swift countdown on her website that led to nothing.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:25

Right? But it can't it can't be nothing.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:28

I think it's for Toy Story 5. I think that she has a new song for it, and I think it's Travis's favorite franchise because he's dumb. And so that's why I think she's doing it. She's gonna be like, this is my fiance's Travis' favorite movie, is Toy Story.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:40

Oh my god, yeah, he's playing playing with the action baby.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:42

Yeah, he's like, babe, babe, I got Woody, you know?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:45

Babe, there's a snake in my boob. Like, yeah, he's all up in that. To infinity.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:53

Couldn't even bring myself to say that.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:54

And then I guess my last one, Billy Eilish getting cancelled for saying that you can't love animals and eat meat. Lock me up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:05

Bye. I'm right here, officer. Whatever, girl. Billy Eilish, you always just have something to say, don't you?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:11

I actually really like what she usually has to say, but for some reason, it just like makes me upset because I really enjoy steak.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:16

That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I love a cheeseburger, and guess what? Like, I know that the meat industry's horrible. That's the thing. It's like I understand the sentiment. Like, I really do. I understand what you're going for, but as soon as she said it, I was like, I was scared to like open up the comments. I was like, because you can't tell people that they don't like animals.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:32

Especially because everyone has a dog and everyone eats a cheeseburger. Yeah. And so, like, now you've just angered everyone. And and everyone's looking and going back into her shit and being like, oh, so you use this makeup brand that tests on animals.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:47

And people because people have the time. People have the time and they will trip you up. So, girl, you gotta be careful. Yeah. Exactly. If you're stepping on toes, they will get you.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:55

Literally, um, you're not the Lorex, you don't speak for the trees. Like, bitch, at the end of the day, we'll catch us on the Patreon because we have a Patreon. We have time. Also, I think we might be start doing these episodes, but ad free on the Patreon, I think. Yeah. So if you want these episodes ad-free, like skirt over to the Patreon. We're gonna up the price soon. So get it while it's hot. Five dollars.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:21

Yep. Again, less than a shitty latte. Less than a boba. And also, we're on there spewing like our deepest darkest secrets and like very embarrassing stories. Truly, I was talking about like sucking dick in a car dealership last week.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:32

Like anything for you to watch us.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:34

Truly, like I'm bearing my soul for this.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:36

And also, I've been like chatting in that little chat. I know, I know, I see you active in there.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:41

I see you active in there. Yes. I need to talk to the girls. I need to say a little something. And Amish um handcrafts all the descriptions. All of the descriptions. So every week you get a sweet little note from Amish.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:51

Yes. Last week it was his birthday and goes, it's my birthday. I think some people thought it might have been our birthday or something like that. They were like, happy birthday, queens. Amish's birthday, but shout out to Amish, happy late birthday. Happy late birthday.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:02

Snaps in the chat for Amish. You're looking older.

unknown 1:13:05

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:05

Leonardo won't fuck me anymore.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:08

Oh yeah, yeah. Damn. There were some other research too. Well, I need to get the vape on Patreon. And love you guys. Flop your wings.