ARE WE TURNING INTO SHANE DAWSON?!?? | Flopcast ep.19

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This week we get into our shame and anxiety when it comes to going to the grocery store, friend fights, Molly’s camping disaster, the best true crime documentaries, typical celebrity drama, and our developing agoraphobia. We also talk about our upcoming psych appointments, relationship red flags, and the time Paige’s hookup had an alarming search history. And most importantly, how we’re turning into Shane Dawson.

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Dude, I like, oh my god, I've just been eating like a big. I've been eating like a big and I made a TikTok the other day, and I was like, I really had this revelation, and I was like, holy shit, I'm doing feeder content for no audience. Like, no, I'm I'm so deadass serious. I had like a Chipotle bowl. I get the chips and queso on the side. I take the chip, dip it in the queso, then scoop my bowl and eat it. Like the chip is a good one.

SPEAKER_03 0:24

That's the best part when you make it a nacho.

SPEAKER_02 0:25

No, exactly. The chip is just simply like a vessel.

SPEAKER_03 0:29

I unlocked another level of big with um tortilla chips the other day. Let me tell you this goodles, like the white cheddar goodles, eat it with tortilla chip. Oh. She's like, queso.

SPEAKER_02 0:41

Dude, no, I'm in like a bad goodles phase too. Like my diet right now consists of diet coke, goodles, shella good, and fish food, Ben and Jerry's, a pint.

SPEAKER_03 0:51

Well, I have something that. Hold on.

SPEAKER_04 0:54

Might make you feel better. What?

SPEAKER_01 0:57

Wait, what the heck is this? Stop.

unknown 1:00

Stop. Stop. Stop.

SPEAKER_04 1:05

Wait, I'm gonna make it even better. You're fucking you.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

Thank God, dude.

SPEAKER_04 1:18

I hated my outfit tonight.

SPEAKER_03 1:22

When you were like, what do I wear? I was like, you don't have to wear it. Oh my god, mom!

SPEAKER_01 1:27

Oh you have no idea.

SPEAKER_03 1:29

Why'd they sell these on Amazon?

SPEAKER_04 1:31

Delivery too.

SPEAKER_03 1:33

Oh my god, is he getting a cut? I have no idea. I don't think so. Shut up, because I'm really built like him. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I'm like, I just start profusely sweating.

SPEAKER_02 1:41

I'm like, give me the key. Oh my god, I'm like being possessed by his ghost. I'm like.

SPEAKER_03 1:48

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

Molly! Yay!

SPEAKER_03 1:52

Shut up! I know. Oh my god, I'm dead ass built like him. Holy fuck. Oh my god. When he proposed to Rylan on two knees, like fierce is fierce. Fierce is fierce. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 2:07

And he texted that today too. I was like, good. We've been texting OMG pig emoji, OMG pig emoji.

SPEAKER_06 2:13

Dude, I was so confused whenever you did that.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

That's okay. The girls who get it get it. Molly, this just made my fucking day. This actually just like turned my day up. Yay! Thank you, I'm obsessed. But yeah, anyway, just a big bitch. But what I was gonna say is one of my biggest fears in life is like if I'm at the grocery store and I'm checking out and someone points out what I'm holding. Because it's like that, I have so much anxiety going to the grocery store for that reason. Cause I'm like, if I'm checking out, I have a sheet cake and toilet paper, I have some Charmin in my cart. It's like so. Oh my god. There's this there's this real, and I've been loving it. Oh my It's this guy walking down the street and he's holding like one of those plastic tubs of like chocolate chip cookies that you would get from like a Ralph's and a gallon of orange juice.

SPEAKER_03 3:03

My juice and my cookie, Ariana.

SPEAKER_02 3:05

And this guy stops him and he goes, Oh, I see you with the juice and the cookies, I know what you're about to do. It's a good time. It's my worst night. Oh my god. Oh my god. Me and Tori were talking about that. Like, that's probably the most embarrassing thing. Second to like breaking a chair.

SPEAKER_03 3:23

Oh my god, I've broken my favorite chair of chairs. One time I accidentally Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 3:28

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 3:31

Oh my god. One time I broke Annabelle's mom's like vintage chair in their living room. I'm sitting on it, all of a sudden, the legs all go down. I go down. Oh my god. Annelle's like, um, hey, it's fine. Um just don't tell her that you did it. I'm gonna say I did it. I'm gonna say I did it.

SPEAKER_02 3:51

I was like, sure, okay. What? The legs all go the way.

SPEAKER_03 3:56

Yeah, not not my first time, not my last time breaking a chair. You know? The cartoon, like No, literally, it was so bad. Like, I think because it was like kind of like leather woven, sort of. So I think like that kind of gave out. Yeah. So then I was just kind of like on the floor. Should we eat the cake? Yep. Like, let's cut in. Oh my god. Don't even have a knife, don't have plates, like I've been No Amish, we don't need it. No, it's okay. But thank you.

SPEAKER_02 4:19

We're uncivilized. Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 4:20

Just grabs it with her hand.

SPEAKER_02 4:22

Literally, like I made a cake. Oh my god, this is so vulnerable. Like, whatever. The other night when we all went out and it was your friend's birthday, I literally went to Ralph's after and I got like fun fatty cake supplies because I wanted to make the dot cake so fucking bad.

SPEAKER_03 4:37

Oh my god, I want the dot cake so bad.

SPEAKER_02 4:40

I know, but imagine it's two in the morning, I'm whipping it up in my kitchen. Oh my god, eating like with my bare hands a sheet cake. Yep. Three days. Yep. Three days cleared the whole thing. Oh yeah. Because you know, you walk by, you cut a slice, you eat it, like I was dipping it in the frosting. Oh my god, like chill out. Mm-hmm. Oh, it's so good. I want that dot cake. I've gained 10 pounds since Coachella.

SPEAKER_03 5:02

Every other Instagram reel I see is the dot cake. Mm-hmm. And the ones in between are like food. Yeah. I'm just hungry. I'm like hungry. Like, let's eat.

SPEAKER_02 5:09

Just always hungry. Yeah, please, I'm begging. Oh, and can I also say there's something I love about like this kind of cake that's like so cheaply made that's better than like a real cake.

SPEAKER_03 5:19

Literally. You know what I'm saying? Also, like these are kind of hard to find in LA because a lot of these are like whipped cream frosting. It's like, I don't want the whipped cream frosting, I want the fra stink.

SPEAKER_02 5:28

You look literally so gorgeous. Thank you. Like young.

SPEAKER_03 5:33

Maybe it's the hoop, and it's like I think it's the hoop. I think it's the hoop. Yeah, it's plenty of. Alright. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 5:42

I know damn well one of you guys are gonna drop that shit.

SPEAKER_02 5:45

Yeah. Oh, for sure. I also have like the hottest take in the world. And it's that food that's like low quality tastes better than like premium grade five-star Michelin. Do you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 5:55

Yeah, I know what you're saying.

SPEAKER_02 5:56

Like a McDonald's cheeseburger is gonna slap every time over like some wagyoo bullshit. This shits on like Susie cakes. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 6:06

It's easier to mess up something good. A hundred percent. This, they've made this since the dawn of time.

SPEAKER_02 6:11

Yeah, they're just 3D printing dolls.

SPEAKER_03 6:13

There's 3D printing at the Ralph's bakery.

SPEAKER_02 6:15

Like this past weekend, oh my god, we went out with Amish and his friend Cam. And we were at Molly's friend's apartment for her friend's birthday, and me and Molly are on the sidewalk just hooting and hollering.

SPEAKER_03 6:30

Loud, yelling.

SPEAKER_02 6:31

Loud. Amish literally goes, wait, guys, be quiet for a second. It was you could hear a pin drop.

SPEAKER_03 6:37

Literally, I was like, there were also like 10 other people outside with us.

SPEAKER_02 6:40

Yeah, no, we were all like congregated on the sidewalk smoking a seg. Me and Molly just stopped talking. It's silent. It's quiet. Amish goes, Notice how the sound dropped down 500 decibels when you guys stopped speaking.

SPEAKER_04 6:51

Mind you, we were just talking to each other, too. We're like rile each other. Yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_03 6:59

Oh my god, it was bad. Like, whatever.

SPEAKER_06 7:02

It was so much fun though. We were it was a like a place I've never been to, just loitering outside of a house.

SPEAKER_02 7:07

It was Beverly Grove.

SPEAKER_06 7:09

It's causing problems.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

Just causing a stir in the neighborhood. No, like. The what?

SPEAKER_06 7:17

The Home Alone Two House.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

I thought that show was like in Chicago. Yeah, huh?

SPEAKER_06 7:20

Oh, dude. It looks like it.

SPEAKER_02 7:22

No, it's in Beverly Grove. Where's Drake and Josh's house? I don't know. That's where I want to go. Oh my god, over here. No, I'm like, hello. Um, I ended up cussing out Amish's friend too. I don't even know what he did, but good.

SPEAKER_05 7:36

But Kim? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh my god. I dropped it, Amish.

SPEAKER_04 7:42

I dropped it.

SPEAKER_06 7:43

Bro, clean that shit up. Fuck. I was looking up where the Drake and Josh house was. You're everywhere right now, dude.

SPEAKER_02 7:51

Oh my god, I'd eat that shit too. Like the germ rules aren't real.

SPEAKER_06 7:57

How'd you get mad at Kim?

SPEAKER_02 7:58

This past weekend, like Molly went camping, so she was gone, and I was like, what the fuck is a girl to do with herself? Like, y'all.

SPEAKER_06 8:05

Last option.

SPEAKER_02 8:06

I didn't know what to do. So like you were gone. I was like, Amish, what are you getting into tonight? Like I'm like on Craigslist, like who's throwing down? Amish, what are you up to? Yo, like I wanna come hang with the boys.

SPEAKER_03 8:20

He's like, kill yourself.

SPEAKER_02 8:22

Yeah, literally. So I went out with Amish and his friend Cam, and like we had a great time. Like, we were hooting and hollering all night. Like a few, I was a few like vodka martinis deep. You know, I was feeling my oats a little. But we were having a great time. We were all laughing and hitting a key. And Amish was like the DD. So he drove. We're going back to the car, and the bit for the night was like, I would yell out, I'm like, shotgun.

SPEAKER_07 8:44

I call shotgun.

SPEAKER_02 8:47

Whatever. And Cam beat me to it, and he goes, shotgun. And I was like, that's fine, you can have it. He goes, that's what I thought, bitch. Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because when I'm drunk. Oh.

SPEAKER_06 8:59

He did it. He didn't mean for it to come out. The way he said it was bad.

SPEAKER_04 9:04

No, he literally brought a knife to a gunfight.

SPEAKER_06 9:08

He thought it was fun and games. And I was like, I heard that. I was like, oh, you fucked up, dude. You fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 9:14

Uh-uh. We're not getting a dog. Because one thing about me is like, oh my God, if I'm drunk, I will see red of over like anything a man says. Like a man can just look at me sideways. I'm like, what?

SPEAKER_03 9:27

One time we were out in Wiiho, and these guys were like coming up to us randomly. Like, I think it was for my birthday. Do you remember this? We saw Rebecca. Yes. We saw Rebecca of Softwood Underbelly. Um, she recognized Paige, which was like, oh my god, what?

SPEAKER_02 9:41

That was like the craziest time of my life. I'm not even careful.

SPEAKER_03 9:44

That was crazy.

SPEAKER_02 9:45

Because I went up to her fan now and she was kind of also like, Wait, I know you are.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

Yeah, I was like, oh my god, Rebecca, like, hi. Um, but basically, like these in Weeho randomly, these guys would just like come up to you and like whatever. At one point, I think I went, sorry, Amish, cover your ears. I was like, like that in front of their face. Like, it really pissed me off. Okay, so could please continue. No, but like that's basically what I did in his face.

SPEAKER_02 10:06

I'm not kidding. I I was like laughing, having a good time.

SPEAKER_06 10:08

I went, God's so silent.

SPEAKER_02 10:12

I'm not kidding. I go, take me home. No, and then like I'm so bad too. Like, my dude, my cancer ass too. I'm in the back, just yeah, you did, dude. Everything he was saying, I'm going, well, I was having a great night until Cam called me a bitch. He's going, oh my god, it was a joke. I go, oh, so you can't. I go, oh, so you can't apologize? Oh. So we can't take accountability. Oh, so now we can't apologize. Dude. And like, I know he was joking, but one thing about a man, you give him a ninch. They're gonna take a mile. They're gonna take the mile. They're gonna take a mile. What do they say? Better to break a twig than a branch. I was like, we're gonna start the we're gonna end this. We're ending it right here. Like, even if you're calling me a bitch as a joke, uh-uh. Oh girl.

SPEAKER_03 11:00

Uh uh, it's not fun in games. It's not fun. It's not fun in games. Uh-uh. Ooh, and if a gay boy thinks they can do that to me, uh-uh-uh.

SPEAKER_01 11:07

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03 11:08

Uh-uh. Oh my god, I was hanging out with these gay boys. I was hanging out with these gay boys. Um, you met them at the party. Um, but the night before we all went to tennis, I also like, I went to tennis for maybe max 30 minutes because I went to the bathroom. A girl was like, hey, how are you? I literally got so fucking annoyed that I literally was like, Why the fuck am I even here? Like, I don't want to drink, I don't want to dance, I wanna talk to you, like, I want to go home. Yeah. And then a girl came up and she's like, Oh my god, I love flopcats. I was like, Wee! Which when it was about me, I loved it. But I actually love tennis and trees. Wee! Mimi will stay, but we were we were hanging out at these gate boys. This one gay boy told me this story that I was literally like kind of like at, like, I was kind of gagged at. Like, he was like, Yeah, outside of our apartment there was this homeless guy, and he was like calling us like the F slur. Um, and then and then he goes, I may be a f but at least I have a home.

SPEAKER_04 12:15

No, shut his ass right up. Oh, shut his ass right now. Let me trick myself. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 12:22

The gays are quick with it. I hear it. Yeah, they're quick with it. It's like going toe to toe with a gay.

SPEAKER_04 12:26

I was like I don't never say I would never even think to say, well, at least I have a home. I would never even think. He goes, I don't know why I said it. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 12:38

Oh my god, he just got possessed. Oh my god. RuPaul just took over. Oh my god. No, RuPaul, like literally like I'm I'm gonna go home. Take me home. Like that's me. Yeah, oh my god. Also, to preface, I can say that word because I'm gay.

SPEAKER_02 12:55

Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_03 12:56

So anyone who has a problem with it, you're gonna have a problem with women, you're gonna have a problem with me.

SPEAKER_02 13:00

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 13:02

Oh my god, oh my god, I'm getting canceled.

SPEAKER_06 13:03

Like you guys with your shirts on is so funny.

SPEAKER_02 13:09

The shirts, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 13:13

I had a beautiful weekend though.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

No, it was honestly so funny until Cam called me a bitch.

SPEAKER_06 13:17

Yeah, I was low-key, I woke up in the morning after, and I got like um, I got anxiety for him. I was like, oh fuck, I think he fucked it up, man.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

You know what? And then he tried to text the group chat, being like, Good morning, gang, what's everyone doing? I saw it.

SPEAKER_06 13:30

Wait, let me read it.

SPEAKER_02 13:32

I kissed my teeth, I put my phone down.

SPEAKER_06 13:33

I was like, Oh, did you guys see the fucking forks I sent? Did you see this? This was up on the wall. Oh my god, mean. So, Paige, I took you home and then I went home and I smoked a joint and I got so high. And then my roommates were like, my my roommate Nick, he was like, let's go to a bar. And this place is really cool. It's like really Twin Peaks, like whatever. But I saw the.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

Twin Peaks as in like the girls with their tits forks.

SPEAKER_06 13:55

No, it's just like weird. But like they're like, kind of reminds me of Hooters. No, no, no, no, not another one. But uh, I saw this and reminded me of you guys.

SPEAKER_03 14:05

Also, it's really funny to anyone watching andor listening. Oh, they don't know. Y'all don't even know the context of this. Basically, we want to like make a set or something, and I found this big ass fork on Facebook Marketplace. I was like, what if we got that?

SPEAKER_02 14:19

We need well, because we were talking about how like millennials are so happy. It's a kitchen in the kitchen. And they have like the big fork on the wall. Like we need that. Oh my god, we need the sign, like never miss the chance to dance.

SPEAKER_03 14:30

Because I low-key, like, Molly, like, never miss the chance to dance, because I'd be missing chances. No, I'm saying, like, we're only this young one. No, I took my ass home from tennis five minutes after that gay boy told me that story.

SPEAKER_02 14:41

Like, I'm calling my O-Bar. I know, I know. Well, I think I'm like developing agoraphobia. I'm so serious. I've been the I've been the fuck inside. Inside.

SPEAKER_06 14:50

It's like when you're hanging out with us. Literally, yes.

SPEAKER_03 14:52

Oh my god, I'm like, oh She's gonna hang out with non-threatening people.

SPEAKER_02 14:56

It's like socializing a puppy. Like, that's how I feel. I'm like, you need to like go socialize.

SPEAKER_03 15:02

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:03

I need that. Like, oh my god, I've been holed up in my apartment. I don't like to leave.

SPEAKER_03 15:07

I felt like that, and then I went fucking camping this weekend, and guess what? Did not help. I'm gonna stay the fucking side forever.

SPEAKER_02 15:14

Well, that's like also the problem. Like, every time I'm going out, I'm like imagining it to be better than what it is. And then every time I go out, I'm like sadly disappointed. And like I wanna be home in bed eating fish food and watching Avatar The Last Airbender.

SPEAKER_03 15:27

Like eating fish food! Smoking the pint. Oh my god, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:34

Literally, I want to be watching Scandal. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna be eating whatever the fucking fuck I have around my apartment.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Yup.

SPEAKER_03 15:40

And that's that. And it's like, is that is that mental illness?

SPEAKER_02 15:43

I don't know. No. I'm getting diagnosed with something tomorrow. I have a like a psych appointment. Oh my god. I had my psych appointment today. We should do like gender reveals, but instead of like med reveals. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:55

She's taking me 10 milligrams off of my Protozax. Now I'm back to 40. Wow, okay. I know, because she was like, do you feel this way, that way? I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my god, we didn't even I should have brought up to her the fact that the appointment was at 8:30 a.m. and I went to sleep for four more hours after the appointment ended at nine.

SPEAKER_02 16:12

I know. I've been sleeping until like uh I almost said midnight.

SPEAKER_03 16:16

Midnight, literally. But yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_02 16:18

I'm like nocturnal at this point. I'm up until like two in the morning. It makes me happy that like when I text you like one in the morning and I'm like, okay, thank God.

SPEAKER_03 16:27

Like literally.

SPEAKER_02 16:28

Oh, I need to get my shit back on track.

SPEAKER_03 16:30

Well, because I went camping and I think that really fucked me up. Yeah, can you like elaborate on the camping experience? Y'all, okay, so also like I'm kind of evil when it comes to the camping experience because like I complained about it the whole way there, the whole way back. Um, I complained about it to Paige and Amish the night before. I complain, complain, complain. Mind you, I was the one to put the group together. So, like what? You're like, it was my idea. Self-inflicted pain. Like just self-inflicted. Oh my god, like I was like, I'm gonna get annoyed with everyone. Like that happened. I'm going to self-fulfilling prophecy. Self-fulfilling prophecy. This girl, my friend Eden was like, Oh, do you want to like get a group together to go camping? I was like, that would be so fun! Mind you, I'm like, y'all, what if we went camping? Sorry, lol. I'm thinking it was the situation.

SPEAKER_02 17:22

Yeah, and like when people actually take it seriously, I'm like, wait, I didn't mean any of this.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

We camped three and a half hours away. It took us like five hours to get there because obviously we kept freaking stopping.

SPEAKER_02 17:33

Okay, yeah, I was wondering because you told me you were leaving at nine in the morning and then you were texting me at like 4 p.m. You're like, still on the way. I'm like, still on the way. When the fuck is that possible?

SPEAKER_03 17:41

Oh my god. The drive up like wasn't horrible. Like it was funny, like whatever. Um, it was getting to a point there where I was like, y'all, we really gotta lock in. Like, we really have to get going.

SPEAKER_02 17:52

Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:52

I'm getting a little stressed out right now.

SPEAKER_02 17:54

The Virgo jumps out and you're like, I was like, I don't wanna talk anymore. Yeah, like I don't just like focus on the road.

SPEAKER_03 18:00

Uh we could turn the music on, but we pull up. It is a campsite that's basically an overgrown parking lot. It's right on the water. Literally, you can't see the water. It is a patch of dirt and grass, and people 25 feet away from you.

SPEAKER_02 18:20

It's like you could just do that in someone's backyard. You know what I'm saying? It's like I could just set I could just pitch a tent at the closest dirt lot that roast a weenie, call it a day. Why did I drive five hours? And you know what? It's like I could just complain about anything.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

Like, ooh, but then it got real. Because then, oh, it's time to put the camp up. It's time to put the tent up. Uh-huh. Annabelle and Anya, Annabelle, like, she got it from Jackson's mom's friend, and like, um, oh, we have a six-person tent. Ooh, everybody's gonna be so jealous of our six-person tent because it's just four girls. Everyone else has like a one-person tent, two-person tent, whatever. Ooh, everyone's gonna be so jealous. Doesn't come with the sticks.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

Of course not. Of course not. Nylon on the ground. You're like taking taking branches and like wrapping them together. It's just nylon on the ground. Dude, and at that point, too, I would just go to sleep, just like it's 5 p.m. Using the tent as a blanket.

SPEAKER_03 19:16

Literally, I was like, 5 p.m.

SPEAKER_02 19:19

So now it's like you have to go to the store to get like rods. Rods. Oh hell. So hell no.

SPEAKER_03 19:24

So we go to the cookie crack. I think that's what it's called. The cookie crack. The one grocery store in town. And I remember earlier in the day, I remember we went to this grocery store because we needed water. I carry the water around the entire store. Why didn't I just pick it up at the front? It was by the front. Why didn't I just pick it up when it was time to go to the cashier? I don't know. Oh my god, just like pissed, like self-inflicting pissed. Um and I saw like in the camping section, there was a little tiny camping section that had like bug spray, like a little pot for like George Foreman Girl. George Foreman Girl. Nice. And like twigs and stuff like that. The tent is boneless. The tent is boneless. I think I texted you guys. I said, guys, we don't have a fucking tent.

SPEAKER_07 20:07

Yeah, that's exactly what you said.

SPEAKER_03 20:08

We're at this is before the tent debacled. So I remember looking at the tents, and there was like one tent. Uh-huh. What this one little green bag, and it said tent, and then it said beach tents. And I was like, oh my god, imagine if like some fucking idiot didn't bring a tent and then there's like a beach tent. And for some reason, my mind misremembered this. And I think this was like my mind, like divine intervention of my mind, like remember like misremembering this, because we went back. I was like, no, there's a tent there, there's a tent there, there's a tent there. We show up and says beach tent. I'm like, no, no, no. Anya literally goes, like it's like just literally one of those, like Well, then right next to it is a little tiny two-person tent with no tag, and it has one written thing on it that says $50 in someone's handwriting. Stop. The girl didn't even know how to ring it up. She didn't even know they had it. She's like, just take it. She's like, liter oh my god, it was like, God put that tent there. Like the closest Walmart was like an hour away. Well, at that point, just go home. No, literally, we were like, what if we just went to the Madonna Inn? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:08

Literally. Literally. Like, where's the closest four seasons?

SPEAKER_03 21:10

Literally, we put up the tent. It is so little. It's all you guys just like piled on top of each other. It was so small. It was just Annabelle and Anya who slept in that tent. And then, and so Isabella and I, we went into someone who had a real four-person tent. The one that we made fun of earlier. I don't know if you remember that part when we were like, fuck you, our six-person tent's gonna have a room. It's gonna have a built-in mattress. Like, oh my god. He's gonna have a C there, it's an electricity cook out. It comes with a line. Yeah, exactly. I was oh, my god, our ass, egg on our face. Our asses were handed to us.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

Dude, I can't, I cannot. I can't, I can't camp. I just can't. I did it one time with my friend Danny in high school. I went for one night. We drove up in my Jeep. His family like took their suburban up, like whatever.

SPEAKER_03 21:54

I'm gonna show you this fucking test.

SPEAKER_02 21:55

No, I was there for one night. I was like, no running water. I can't wash my face. I wear contact lenses. This is terrible. I also had like horrible acne at the time. I was freaking the fuck out. I was like, I need to go home. I need to go home.

SPEAKER_03 22:06

I wasn't prepared in the way I thought it was. I've been camping before. Yeah. I like to camp, dare I say. Okay. Uh well I'm just gonna do it. I like to get back to every other camp time and I get pissed off in the same same way that I do. I enjoy camping, you know. Like, I'm out in the wilderness. Like, I'm I'm not, no one's no one around, wide open spaces, sort of vibe. Like, oh, you can see the stars. We're right off the highway. You can hear it.

SPEAKER_02 22:28

You can hear like the car.

SPEAKER_03 22:29

Not only can you hear it. Oh, excuse me. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Not only can you hear it, you can see it. Yeah. We're right next to the bathrooms. The light from the bathroom illuminating us. Can't see stars.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

You guys are in like a little Caesar's fucking parking lot.

SPEAKER_03 22:43

Little Caesar's parking lot? No fucking signal. Mind you, you drive five minutes outside of the camp, five G's.

SPEAKER_02 22:51

They just like want to give you the camping experience in LA. They picked like a dirt lot and they were like, here you go. Dirt lot. I literally was like, oh no. And like the bugs and the wildlife. It's just not for me. I know my limits. I know that I'm not cut out for camping. Like, I just know myself. If anyone ever asks me to go camping, I have to politely decline. This is the fucking tent that Anya and Annabelle are in. Molly. You're fucking lying.

SPEAKER_06 23:15

It looks like just like a green triangle.

SPEAKER_02 23:17

It is a green triangle. It was a green triangle. It's two feet by three feet. Green triangle. The camping lifestyle is just not for me. I'm not an outdoorsman. I don't like to pitch a tent. I don't like to spear a fish. I don't like to smell like uh firewood.

SPEAKER_04 23:31

I don't even mind all that part. What really got me? You're like, is the company in the parking lot? No. Molly! I'm not even kidding. No, cars parked right there. That's someone's house.

SPEAKER_02 23:45

You're in someone's backyard, bro. I'm not. I thought you were being facetious. We drove five hours. Oh my god. Molly, you could have done this in my backyard. I know! I know. We have well in general.

SPEAKER_03 23:55

I could have done this at the Gelson's down the street.

SPEAKER_02 23:57

Molly, you're lying. That is in like that's at a residential neighborhood. Who put it together?

SPEAKER_03 24:04

Um, well, our friend Eden put it together, and honestly, like, again, like it was only her doing it, so I will give her some grace.

SPEAKER_06 24:11

Is that the one I met at the art gallery?

SPEAKER_03 24:12

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. By the end of the night, I was kind of having fun because there was a guitar that was being passed around, and also something about me. There's a guitar being passed around, I get pissed off.

SPEAKER_02 24:21

Up because it's always like immediately, I want to burn it. Wish you could sit back from that leg, Molly.

SPEAKER_03 24:26

Literally, I was so pissed. And Ani goes, Molly's gonna be pissed. She hates when people play guitar. I'm like, yeah!

SPEAKER_04 24:31

I do.

SPEAKER_03 24:32

Yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah, Ani, she just just have fun, Molly. You just have fun. Well, that's not helping. I can't. Oh, that's still helping me. And then obviously I make it about me. I get to sing my improv songs like where I go around the kidfire and sing a TBH about everyone.

SPEAKER_06 24:49

That's so much.

SPEAKER_03 24:51

I'm literally like, you didn't get an eight. Like, you know, like, oh my god. And then Ani goes, oh, she gotta make it about her.

SPEAKER_02 24:58

Just treating it like open mic night.

SPEAKER_03 25:00

Yup. I was like, okay, well, let me make it about me. If I can make it about me, I'll have fun. For sure.

SPEAKER_02 25:04

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:05

Obviously, Ani didn't like that. Obviously, I understand like I made it about.

SPEAKER_02 25:08

Also, who brought a guitar?

SPEAKER_03 25:10

Like Alejandra brought the guitar.

SPEAKER_02 25:13

Packing your camping supplies. I'm like, you know what? I need to bring my I need to bring my keyboard. And this is not the first time I've been camping when there's a guitar.

unknown 25:20

First time.

SPEAKER_06 25:21

There's always a guitar, dude.

SPEAKER_04 25:22

It's always a fucking guy.

SPEAKER_06 25:24

What do you expect?

SPEAKER_04 25:25

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 25:25

But not a guitar. But oh my god. And I literally don't like it when people are like serious. I hate it when people are like serious about shit and they're like, oh my god, like they're singing like a song, you know like what I mean? Like we mean it. We mean it. I'm like, we're in a fucking parking lot. The bathrooms are right there. I'm hearing someone take a shit. I'm hearing someone take a shit. Not only am I somehow frigid, not only is something how somehow everything on the campsite is wet somehow. Didn't rain. No.

SPEAKER_04 25:55

I don't know how this happened.

SPEAKER_02 25:56

Eating you alive everywhere. Hitting the macarena just trying to get the mosquito.

SPEAKER_03 26:00

I'm eating uncrustables that I didn't tell anyone I had. Just to keep my food from being pissed, snatching food. And I'm like, don't tell anyone that I have these uncrustibles. And oh my god, mind you, there are nine of us. I think we had like at least 20 uncrustables. Could not share. Couldn't share.

SPEAKER_02 26:19

Um everyone's like roasting beans over the fire. They're like, no, you want some? You're like, I'm good.

SPEAKER_03 26:24

Also, like everyone's kind of getting into it. I'm just sitting there like, ha.

SPEAKER_02 26:30

Yeah, no. No. We're in a little Caesars parking lot. There's nothing enjoyable about this.

SPEAKER_03 26:42

Oh, I married my wife 14 years ago. It's the only post that will load. I'm like, this is a sign from God.

SPEAKER_02 26:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:48

At least he gave me this.

SPEAKER_02 26:49

Yeah, at least. Dude, it's like being on an airplane, you have no service, and you have to just keep re-watching the same three TikToks. It's always like buffers at the same point. You're like, Yup. And like the Twitter timeline, same thing. It's like 10 tweets. I just keep rereading them, like thinking something like that.

SPEAKER_03 27:06

Like some other bullshit. And yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:08

Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_03 27:10

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

No, no.

SPEAKER_03 27:12

And Abel and Anya and Isabel were like, that was so fun. I was like, I agree. You brought down the mood. I was like, I was such a bitch. No.

SPEAKER_02 27:20

And I'd be holding up my phone like this, trying to call an Uber.

SPEAKER_03 27:22

No, like don't take me there. Like, don't take me there. Like, I know better.

SPEAKER_02 27:26

Like, I just know myself and I just know better.

SPEAKER_03 27:28

I know better. There were some times I had a lot of fun. There were some times I was like, we gotta go.

SPEAKER_02 27:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:33

Like at one point, like we went to this one place on the coast and we remade um the big little lies intro. Loved that. That's fabulous. And then I'm remaking it at the Madonna Inn. We went to the Madonna Inn for lunch.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

Okay, that's worth it. That's worth it.

SPEAKER_03 27:48

Oh, it deletes.

SPEAKER_02 27:49

It's a what?

SPEAKER_03 27:50

It deletes.

SPEAKER_02 27:51

No, no.

SPEAKER_03 27:53

It was like TikTok's own bullshit, like auto-cut, like just automatically auto-cut.

SPEAKER_02 27:56

So then it was like Oh, the universe just like did not want you to have a good time. Not only that, I'm like, what lesson were you trying to like what lesson were you meant to like learn?

SPEAKER_03 28:07

I set foot in the car to start driving to this campsite to start my fucking period.

SPEAKER_02 28:13

Hang it up. Hang it up. Hang it up. I just won't even go. I'm like, guys, have so much fun. I'm out. No. No.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

Second day of my period, I'm camping.

SPEAKER_02 28:24

How the hell are you gonna be outside, no fucking bathroom, no running water, and you have to change a tampon? Like when you dig a hole and fucking-bury it so there are no bears come sniffing around. Literally. Oh my god. And then it's the motherfucker playing Wonder Wall on the guitar. Dude, that's so funny. Would send me to the moon. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry you went through this.

SPEAKER_03 28:46

No, I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna do it better.

SPEAKER_02 28:48

Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_03 28:49

I'm like, I'm like self-harming.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

I know. I'm like, we should go camping.

SPEAKER_03 28:53

I'm like, I have to go again.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

Oh my god, we should go camping with Amish.

SPEAKER_06 28:56

I'd have a fun time. I'd I want to rent a plate in place in Joshua Tree really bad. I've never been.

SPEAKER_03 29:01

I want to do that, and I also, Anya was like, for my birthday, I want to go camping in Yosemite, where like we really plan it out. We get a really pretty campsite, and I was like, Y'all couldn't even go camping in the Gelsons. And then she said something like, at least now we have a tent.

SPEAKER_02 29:14

I'm like, She's like, so we're all gonna free solo this mountain to get to the campus. Girl, let's get an RV.

SPEAKER_06 29:23

A big Yosemite trip would be so much fun. Right?

SPEAKER_02 29:25

Like I think that would be because like then it would be Stephen DeCoe. Camping to me is like getting an Airbnb in Joshua Tree. Where it's like, we're here, but we have AC. It's like I can walk outside if I want, sit around a fire, strum the guitar, go back inside, lay my hat on like a nice pillow.

SPEAKER_03 29:41

That's what I think we should do.

SPEAKER_06 29:42

Like let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 29:43

Right?

SPEAKER_02 29:44

Oh my god, ayahuasca.

SPEAKER_06 29:46

I'm not doing all that. I'll take mushrooms. I'm not taking fucking ayahuasca. No, I could never.

SPEAKER_03 29:50

I want to do peyote, it's the only one I want to do. What's that? Um cactus.

SPEAKER_06 29:54

It's like the same shit, different font, really. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:56

I just know me and like my mental health. I think I would like never be the same again.

SPEAKER_03 30:00

Like I think it would like force me into a psychosis that I couldn't break free from.

SPEAKER_02 30:03

Like that happened to me with weed, let alone like ayahuasca.

SPEAKER_03 30:06

Literally.

SPEAKER_02 30:07

Oh, I'd be stuck in psychosis.

SPEAKER_03 30:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:09

Actually, and you know what? You know what freaks me out? Maybe right now I'm just tweaking like at a bus stop. Like, none of this is real.

SPEAKER_03 30:16

You ever think about that? Like, oh my god, like what if this is one of those dreams where like you live an entire life in like a second?

SPEAKER_06 30:22

Yeah, when people take like DMT or something or like salvia and they were like he smoked salvia and he lived a life as a chair and just watched everyone sit on.

SPEAKER_02 30:30

Oh my god, people are like, I was a cray for DMC. Yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_03 30:34

Oh my god, this kid who was in this Magic the Gathering club at my college, obviously, there was a really fucking popular Magic the Gathering card game club at my college.

SPEAKER_02 30:43

I don't even know what that is.

SPEAKER_03 30:44

Oh girl, you don't need to. It's a card game. Magic the Gathering. Magic the Gathering. There's someone out there who's gonna be like, I love Magic.

SPEAKER_06 30:52

I thought Amish was gonna be like, I know, I knew you were fucking- I felt your fucking brainwave sticking back.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

I was waiting for him to be like, oh, Magic the Gathering.

SPEAKER_03 31:01

Literally, and the guy who ran the Magic the Gathering thing started doing like too much salvia, and then everyone's like, Y'all, Ethan's like really like fucked up right now. Like, he like had a salvia problem. Doing it multiple times. Like, like Sarah Lawrence is not real.

SPEAKER_02 31:18

Holy shit. To reach enlightenment, like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 31:22

Better Magic the Gathering. I'm gonna have a different power.

unknown 31:24

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 31:25

Fuck it, but men turning to drugs because like they need an ego death.

SPEAKER_03 31:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:28

Because like they need to like discover empathy. It's still the thing.

SPEAKER_03 31:31

Like I had an ego death today at the Ralph's checkout line when that guy said, Oh, cake!

SPEAKER_02 31:35

Yeah, that'll do it. That was my ayahuasca journey. Yep. Mm-hmm. I think I had an ego death in like kindergarten. Like, literally. It's so stupid. So serious? Like, what's funny? I don't know what's so funny about that. You're a man. Stop laughing.

SPEAKER_06 31:54

Like a five-year-old child having ego death is crazy to me.

SPEAKER_02 31:58

I'm on that shit no one knows about. Did you watch the crash?

SPEAKER_03 32:01

No, I need to.

SPEAKER_02 32:03

Oh my god, Molly, you have to. Have you like seen any TikToks about it? Anything?

SPEAKER_03 32:07

Something about me too, because it's true crime, right? Yes. I fucking love true crime.

SPEAKER_02 32:12

Oh my god. I like want to tell you about it without like giving away that.

SPEAKER_03 32:15

I need to watch it. Have you seen um Deer Zachary?

SPEAKER_02 32:19

No.

SPEAKER_03 32:20

No one in the comments spoil, because there's a oh my god, no one in the comments spoil, like you spoil, you're blocked. No, no, no, you're not blocked, you're cursed by me. And I have like a hex out on you. Dear Z you need to watch Deer Zachary. Is it on Netflix? Oh god, where is it? I think it's on one of them. Like I I watched it. It is the the craziest one I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_02 32:39

Wait, wait, wait. Without like too much spoiler, like what's it about?

SPEAKER_03 32:42

It is a documentary.

SPEAKER_02 32:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 32:44

Um, about this guy's this guy's best friend to this guy's best friend's son. Because his best friend gets killed. And he's like, so this is a message to your son about who you are.

SPEAKER_02 32:55

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I know what you're talking about. I'm getting like flashbacks. It's on Tubi. Wait, okay, and what's it like what happens?

SPEAKER_03 33:02

I I cannot tell you. No, okay.

SPEAKER_02 33:04

I just have to like go in blind, kind of.

SPEAKER_03 33:06

You have to go in blind.

SPEAKER_02 33:07

Shut up, okay.

SPEAKER_03 33:08

Anyone who's watched your Zachary is gonna be like, yeah, that one's fucking crazy. Wait, I'm literally writing this. Only watch it if you're like fucking prepared.

SPEAKER_02 33:15

No way.

SPEAKER_03 33:16

It is the craziest. Like, I get chills while talking about it.

SPEAKER_02 33:19

This is kind of old, right? Yes, it came out like 2008.

SPEAKER_07 33:22

Yeah. It's not rated either. Start as like fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_02 33:27

Did I just start as like a YouTube video or something?

SPEAKER_03 33:30

Yeah, I think something like this guy was making it for it's called Dear Zachary. The kid's name is Zachary. It's like dear Zachary. Like, this is about your dad. And it also like kind of goes through the whole dad's like murder trial while it's happening, sort of.

SPEAKER_02 33:42

Whoa. Oh my god, okay. Dude, I love me some true crime.

SPEAKER_03 33:47

Oh my god, I have some good recommendations.

SPEAKER_02 33:48

Wait, I love dude. Basically, the crash, like everyone's talking about it right now. It's this girl, her name's Kenzie. Like, they had just graduated like Ziegler. Exactly, exactly. But like a hundred times more evil.

SPEAKER_03 33:59

Oh my god. Or Kenzie Ziegler. I'm sorry I even like compared the two.

SPEAKER_02 34:03

Yeah, no, no. If I were to think of like who this bitch is the closest to in relation, it'd be like bad baby.

SPEAKER_05 34:08

Wait, that's so funny. I just pulled up a photo and you said that.

SPEAKER_02 34:14

You need to pull her up.

SPEAKER_05 34:15

Makes so much sense.

SPEAKER_02 34:16

Her demeanor, the way she's- Oh my god! It's like bad baby if she got like out of possessed.

SPEAKER_03 34:22

The girl who in yellow jackets who plays Jackie should play her.

SPEAKER_02 34:25

Yeah, wait. Yeah. So this girl, she's dating her boyfriend Dominic, and like they've been together for years, like whatever. Um, basically, this whole car crash happens. Like, this whole car crash happens. She's driving. Okay. Dominic dies, which is her boyfriend, and then their friend Davion's in the backseat. He also passes away. She's the only one who lives. There was like specul I don't know. She's trying to say that she's innocent. Everyone's like, girl, what are you talking about? There's like surveillance, like surveillance camera footage of the car going literally a hundred miles an hour down a street. She did not hit the brakes once, no e-brake, no swerving, no tire marks, like no skip marks. She fully committed to that shit. She torpedoed the car into a fucking building.

SPEAKER_03 35:06

What's insane is the fact that she lived.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

No, I know. I know. Oh my gosh. So then, like, she was she went to trial, like it was this whole thing. She's claiming that like she doesn't remember what happened, which was like convenient amnesia.

SPEAKER_03 35:19

She's like, Yeah, me, me with camping. I don't remember signing up for it. Yeah, I'm not sure. I remember inviting me to this. I didn't invite y'all.

SPEAKER_02 35:25

Literally, me eating my cheat cakes. I'm like, I didn't do that.

SPEAKER_03 35:27

Like I spearheaded the trip.

unknown 35:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:30

She's like, again, convenient amnesia. She's like, yeah, like I re I don't even like remember what happened. Like, I like went about my morning, I got into the car, and then it's just all gone. It's like, okay. So you're actually so fucking toxic. There's like so much text-proof video proof of her being like such a toxic girlfriend, like their whole relationship.

SPEAKER_03 35:49

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 35:50

You know, like when that happens, like there's a couple fighting in the front scene, you're in the back.

SPEAKER_03 35:53

Like, you're in the back.

SPEAKER_04 35:54

I'll drive this car off the fucking wheel driver!

SPEAKER_02 35:57

No, please don't move me out, mom. You know, yeah. Like, genuinely is what happened. Oh my god. Yeah, dude, it's so crazy. Like the evidence, like they show the video, like the surveillance footage of the car crashing into the building. It is so insane. It's so crazy. You have to watch.

SPEAKER_03 36:13

I need to watch. There's also one. Oh my god. Annabelle and I watched it. We didn't finish it. It's the only case in which the woman who was murdered testifies in her own murder trial. Let me tell you. Basically, her boyfriend lit her on fire with gasoline. There's video proof. In fucking sane. Insane. She's alive. She lives through the burning. But oh my god, I have tails. But she's so burned that like everyone and her and her family knows like she is going to die. But I I think this was like in Ohio or something like that. In I have jails. In Ohio, there's like a law stipulating that like you cannot, if you cannot testify if you are on any kind of drugs. So they have to take her off all of the fucking pain med. No. And she testifies in her own murder trial because everyone knows she's going to die. Everyone knows that this is going to kill her. And she is off the pain med. You're fucking lying. I have I literally like have fucking goosebumps. How'd they do the trial that fast? It's well, no, they just get her testimony. After she passes, that's when the trial really takes place. Insane is insane. Holy shit. It is so. She's like, I know what happened. Like, I wasn't fucking drunk when he let me on fire in the middle of a fucking gas station. Holy shit. It is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 37:34

Oh, I need to get it.

SPEAKER_06 37:34

It's called the fire that took her.

SPEAKER_03 37:36

Yes. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 37:38

I love me some true crime.

SPEAKER_03 37:39

Oh my god, I have to. But then it's like I can't sleep. And it's also like, at least this woman like got vengeance. Like at the fucking least, like this woman was able to say, like, no, this is what happened before she died. Like, thank God, like, at least she had that. Like, it is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_03 37:54

It is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 37:55

Off the pain meds too. Like.

SPEAKER_03 37:57

Off all medication. Also, like, what the fuck? When does happen? Oh, probably like 2014, I want to say. Holy shit. Around that time? 2017, yeah. Yeah, we could I could not finish it. You're watching this, you're watching literal videotape of this woman who is like burned head to toe, like covered in stuff, and she's like, I can, I can talk. Like she's like literally, she's lucid. It's crazy. It was literally like a miracle from God, the fact that she was lucid. The fact that she was like, I can recount what happened. Like, I literally like makes you believe in God, Loki, because you're like, the fact that you lived through this and were able to tell your own story.

SPEAKER_02 38:34

Yeah, that shit will like convert me no longer an atheist.

SPEAKER_03 38:37

Oh my God. Holy shit. It is crazy. No, I'm like, yeah, Loki.

SPEAKER_06 38:44

Wait, can I can I give a spoiler? Do you can uh Yeah like his sentencing?

SPEAKER_03 38:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 38:48

So he was gonna receive 11 years, but because of her testimony, he got life. Without the possibility of role.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

Dude, and imagine, imagine she wasn't able to, imagine she never had the opportunity.

SPEAKER_03 39:00

Like everything was burned. Yeah. The fire was so hot that, like, also sorry, this is like gruesome. The fire was so hot that like her clothes melted onto her. Like it was insanity. Like the fact that she lived makes me believe it. She makes me believe in Goblins.

SPEAKER_06 39:16

She inspired something called Judy's Law, which was signed into Ohio legislation in 2017. This law increased the penalties for attacks using accelerants and chemicals, resulting in significant, significantly longer prison terms. Good perpetrators.

SPEAKER_02 39:30

That's fucking insane. Wait, good on her. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_06 39:34

Rest in peace.

SPEAKER_02 39:35

Judy, you know what else is crazy? Can you speak gibberish? Yeah, I can speak.

SPEAKER_03 39:39

I can speak Simlish. I can't speak gibberish.

SPEAKER_02 39:41

Like, you know Pig Latin?

SPEAKER_03 39:42

I know Pig Latin. Oh my god. I don't know it.

SPEAKER_02 39:45

No, we have to learn. I want to like learn it so bad. Oh my god. Because imagine we could just like talk shit right in front of like Amish's face and he has no idea. Oh my god. But there's footage of her talking to her mom. Like when she's doing the interview.

SPEAKER_03 40:01

Oh my the crash.

SPEAKER_02 40:02

Yes. Oh my god. For the crash, sorry. Um, there's like there's parts where like they're interviewing her in prison. Uh-huh. And she's talking to her mom and like her lawyer off camera, and she's like, wait, can I ask my mom a question? And they're like, Yeah. And she starts speaking in pig Latin, talking to her mom. And essentially, just someone decoded it, and it's her being like, Um, what should I say? Can I say that? Like, oh, I forget what it is. Hold up.

SPEAKER_03 40:22

That's crazy. No, I know. That's like already damning.

SPEAKER_04 40:27

He's an eye, she's a means, he's a nice, cheese, senior, means it's a means like cheese, cheese, means I think, me sorry. We can't.

SPEAKER_06 40:34

And essentially, so it would be talking in my sleep. Like those noises, dude.

SPEAKER_02 40:41

Essentially, she's asking her mom, like, can they just say like she's doing community service and like they're taking her license away or something? It's just crazy because it's like you're over here saying that you're not guilty, but you're speaking pig Latin to your mom trying to see like what you can say, what you can't say. And it's like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 40:54

That's so damning. Yeah, come on.

SPEAKER_02 40:57

And as if it's like their own secret language, it's like it's pretty easy to decode.

SPEAKER_03 41:01

Like it's just English with like a word in the back and it ends with y A.

SPEAKER_02 41:04

Like two vowels are just like. You I literally swapped.

SPEAKER_06 41:06

Um, you look like you could learn Morse code.

SPEAKER_03 41:09

Me? Yeah, which is the colour. I learned Morse code with.

SPEAKER_06 41:11

I knew it.

unknown 41:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:13

Well, something about me, I really like to learn different alphabets.

SPEAKER_02 41:16

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 41:17

Like the sign language alphabet I know, the um Russian, the Cyrillic alphabet I know. Okay. The I learned Morse Morse code at one point. Um, I it kind of eludes me now. But yeah, like I'm really into alphabets. Because I feel like it's the easiest way to pick up on a new language if you like can sort of sound things out.

SPEAKER_02 41:35

Uh-huh. Wait, is that the one where it's like, ah, fuck. Morse code. Blink.

SPEAKER_07 41:45

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 41:46

What's the one where it's like Oh yeah, when people like see the lights flashing in houses and they're like, that's SOS. No, what's the one where it's like A alpha, B beta, C Charlie, D dog? Like military spirit.

SPEAKER_03 41:59

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 42:00

It's lost on me.

SPEAKER_03 42:00

You know, like that scene in Friends where Phoebe's like P as in Phoebe, H as in E B. Like, that's how I use that. I'm like, A as in Apple, B as in Bobby. You know, like I make up my own thing. Every single time.

SPEAKER_02 42:15

Dude, there was one time. Oh my god, I told this story on tour. It's my favorite Tanda story ever. There was one time I was working for her. This was when she was like Xana. She was so fucked up, like whatever. There was one night I was at her house. I'm dead sober. She's like fucked up, like so drunk, whatever. We're booking a room at the Versace mansion. And I'm not kidding. I'm like, all right, T, like let me handle it. She's like, no, no, no, no, give it to me.

SPEAKER_03 42:39

She's on the laptop, like fucking doom, doom, like pressing the keys with her index fingers.

SPEAKER_02 42:43

Yeah, she's opening up like 20 tabs. I'm like, okay, you don't have to be doing it. It's like the same tab, just like a loop. You don't need to be doing all that. She's in a full loop.

SPEAKER_03 42:50

It's like forgot password. Forgot password. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:53

So it gets to a point where she's like, I'm just gonna call customer service. I literally, I'm like, okay, okay, I'm on it. I'm calling them, and they're like, hi, like, how can we help you? She literally goes, give me that. She takes my phone. She's like, hi, man, I just made a reservation. I just need to like make sure this is correct, whatever. The operator's like, okay, yeah, just tell me your confirmation code. She's going, C as in Charlie, B as in boy. She goes, E as in enema.

SPEAKER_03 43:22

Dead serious.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

No, I'm so serious. I literally took out my phone. Oh my god, I want to insert it if we can. Like, if Tana gives me permission. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 43:31

O as an octopus. A as an apple. Boulevard.

SPEAKER_02 43:39

Yeah, dead serious. I literally took out my phone. I started recording. I was like, there's no way she's serious. Ian's an enema. So good. Oh. I mean, could have seen this one coming. Pete Davidson, deadbeat dead.

SPEAKER_04 43:55

Oh my god, that was in my list. Yes. That was like top of my list. I mean, it's kind of like I could have predicted that.

SPEAKER_02 44:02

Come on. I mean. Come on. He's kind of, you know what? I see myself in him a little, not being a deadbeat parent. But the way that he enters our relationship so fiercely and like foot on the branding of Kim.

SPEAKER_03 44:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:16

My my girl is a lawyer. Like that's some shit I would do. Second date, let's get matching tattoos. Like I really do move like that, and I really am like all in, like all gas, no breaks.

SPEAKER_03 44:26

Well, because he's uh he's a water sign. Scorpio.

SPEAKER_02 44:29

He's a Scorpio. Yeah, so I felt that. Like because I'm the same way. Like I know off rip, like if I'm into someone and then when I am, I'm like, okay, let's lock this down. Yeah. Yeah. Delete all your hoes in the phone. Like, let's not go back. Yeah, no, yeah. I start acting like Hoda.

SPEAKER_06 44:45

Can you guys give me context? What do you do? What happened?

SPEAKER_03 44:48

Oh, he just like abandoned his kid and baby mama. Yeah, it's to be expected.

SPEAKER_02 44:52

I love he just He just abandoned his the mother of a child and a child. Yeah. And then she posted being like, I'm a single mother, like funding everything. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:03

Ooh. Uh the fact that he was on SNL.

unknown 45:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:07

Right. Like, wow.

SPEAKER_02 45:09

The fact that he just is. The fact that Ariana Grande put him on the map.

SPEAKER_03 45:12

Put him on the map. It's crazy. Song named after him.

SPEAKER_02 45:16

So good too, mind you. Good as fuck. Probably my favorite off switch.

SPEAKER_03 45:19

It might like songs. Yep. Yep. Good. Oh my god. Um, Ebola outbreak.

SPEAKER_02 45:25

Is that real?

SPEAKER_03 45:27

Is that real? Come on, y'all. You can't fool me. Ebola outbreak. Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 45:34

What a hant of a antivirus, Ebola.

SPEAKER_03 45:37

Y'all got that one, don't you?

SPEAKER_02 45:38

COVID. Bird flu, all these bird bitches.

SPEAKER_03 45:42

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 45:43

A lot of these birds got the bird flu.

SPEAKER_03 45:46

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_02 45:47

Um, let's see.

SPEAKER_03 45:48

Oh my god, I'm so anxious about disease that I like carry N95s with me every once in a while. Because I got that OCD.

SPEAKER_02 45:54

Oh my god, my brain's in like tantaline because you said, I'm so scary about dizzies, and I was like, dizzy, like the wine. Disease. Disease. Disease. I have this one written down. It's so stupid, but like, you know, like the guy that I was hooking up with. This is like so out of left field, doesn't even matter. Just like had this thought the other guy. The guy that I was hooking up with who like was doing whippets alone in bed, like he's like a threat to society, and everyone like literally had an intervention with me, and they were like, Paige, like stopped talking to him because he's actually like not good. Right. And he probably has like people literally like out for him. Yeah. Right. So I was just thinking, like, one of the first times we hooked up, I went to his apartment and we were like, I don't know, in his bed getting it on. And he was like, What do you want to like watch? I'm like, uh anything, I don't know. He goes to Netflix horror category. I was like sitting there going, that's a choice. Like that was like that was a choice. That's a choice. Choice. Like put on cocoa melon before you put on a horror movie. What? He puts on this horror movie. I don't even know what it was. It was like the exorcist or like something adjacent. We're hooking up. I can't even concentrate on my nuts. Screams of children. Our screams are syncing up. I'm like, I can't focus, bro. Like, so I stop it halfway through and I was like, hey, can you put on something else? Put like music or something. Yeah. He's like, oh my god, I'm literally shutting. Um, and he's like, oh, okay, fine. Like, what do you want to listen to? He opens up YouTube to put music on. Molly, I swear to God, in his search history, masturbation sounds for sleeping. What? First sentence ever, like said. Masturbation sounds for sleeping. For sleeping. I did the thing where like I'm pretending like not to notice. I'm like, oh, doo doo doo doo doo. Oh, he must have got hacked. Twiddling my thumbs, he starts freaking out. He's like, oh, my TV's like connected with my roommate. Like, that's not me. That's not me. I go, baby, calm down. It's okay. I'm not a cop. I'm not a cop. I'm not a cop. I'm not a cop. I was like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 47:41

What the fuck for sleep means? Moon nurse. Um, successful guided medit guided guided meditation for success sleep. Yeah. Like that's what I listen to. And it's like, you will be powerful.

SPEAKER_05 47:55

Definitely do. I do, I'm okay. That's like, that's what I do.

SPEAKER_03 47:59

I believe that. Yeah. I like for power, for fame, for money, for success.

SPEAKER_02 48:03

Like, he master again for sleep. What the fuck does that even mean? I almost was like, wait, click on that. Wait, like, I'm at this point, I'm curious. Wait, pull it up. What could that mean? Yeah, what that means. What that mean. What that means. What that means. Oh my god, I go to sleep every night. Frogs and or uh tree frogs and crickets. That's my go-to.

SPEAKER_06 48:24

The white noise.

SPEAKER_03 48:25

Yeah, I do a guided sleep meditation. I walk the end to sleep. Nice.

SPEAKER_05 48:31

I just go to me.

SPEAKER_06 48:35

It's a little too much.

SPEAKER_03 48:37

Okay. Well, sometimes I do when I'm feeling anxious, my guided sleep meditation for success. Sometimes when it's really bad, the office.

SPEAKER_02 48:45

Okay, yeah. If I'm having like a nice relaxed night, it's tree frogs and crickets every single time. But if I'm going to sleep and like I'm a little anxious because I'm scared there's like a ghost in the closet, I put on bald and beautiful. Yeah. And I go to sleep to Trixie and Katya Kackley.

SPEAKER_03 48:58

Brian and Brian. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:01

Oh, like love.

SPEAKER_03 49:02

James Charles apology. Why did Loki work on me?

SPEAKER_02 49:06

I know, I know you were like swayed for a second. I was like, we mind you, he's had the practice. He's done it 20 times by now.

SPEAKER_03 49:13

I'm like, at this point, you could have. That was like a very good apology, James. Like you really learned from your past apologies. Past apologies, and also like your four sisters, like Laura Lee or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 49:23

And you know what? Now that we have chat GPT, Lord knows he went on chat and he was like, make me an apology.

SPEAKER_03 49:29

Good apology that no one can say anything about. And like, whatever the painted, painted project. Painted project killed me.

SPEAKER_02 49:37

I was like everyone's like, it's a tax write-off. Like, yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_03 49:40

He's like, well, now I can go live more, I guess. Like, you know, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:44

It's supporting the painted project. Girlby. Painted project.

SPEAKER_03 49:47

This is going to be slow. Okay, but why did it look you work on me, James? Just kidding. Just kidding. The gun's always pointed at you.

SPEAKER_02 49:53

No, I know for a second there, I was like, this is kind of good. And then I was like, oh, well, of course it's good because you have Chat GPT and you have the experience. Yep. And it's like the the first time. He put in those 10,000 hours. Yeah. Like he's logged his hours, baby. Um, the first video he made to like his apology video wasn't even an apology. He was like, no, I stand on my decision. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm 10 toes down. And then like when everyone's like, okay, Boba, like Bows are the pool. Like, oh my God. So then he turns around and he's like, guys, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Oh god. No the hell you're not.

SPEAKER_03 50:29

Yeah, and also, like, even if you are, whatever, James, you still like text 16-year-old boys.

SPEAKER_02 50:34

I was gonna say, you still diddle kids, like, ooh, am I wrong?

SPEAKER_03 50:38

No, like once a year, a new, like, white boy comes out and is like, I was groomed by James Charles. Yeah. And he pulls out receipts that are just tough. Mm-hmm. To the point that I'm like, I don't even want to watch anymore. I just feel bad for you.

SPEAKER_02 50:49

I know. He's gonna have like a Diddy documentary. The reckoning. Literally. The painted.

SPEAKER_03 50:55

Painted.

SPEAKER_02 50:56

Yeah. Painted project. Yeah. Dude, I'm just gonna do it. Oh my god. And then how like 50 Cent was like the producer, that's gonna be us.

SPEAKER_03 51:03

That's gonna be us.

SPEAKER_02 51:04

It's gonna be like behind the scenes, like in the editor room, like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Executive produced. High page. High page. Holy shit. Oh my god. Huda. Making music. Huda! Huda! Making music. Oh my god. All the lyrics are like hair down to my ankles. Yeah, I look good. Face card never declines. Yeah, I'm tight.

SPEAKER_03 51:30

It's like, it's like off-brand chat GPT. It's not even ChatGBT writing it. It's like beta AI slop like going on. Oh my god. Also, the fact that she like tried to tailor Swift reputation and like wipe her Instagram. I'm like, bitch, no one gives a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 51:46

Like everyone's like, oh, what's she cooking? What's she cooking? What's she cooking?

SPEAKER_03 51:49

Did she do that?

SPEAKER_02 51:50

Yeah. Big pot of nothing.

SPEAKER_03 51:53

Big pot. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 51:55

Yeah, no, subbing.

SPEAKER_03 51:56

Let me ask the audience.

SPEAKER_02 51:58

She took like every fashion nova caption and put it into one song. It's like her version of like big mama, no kid. No kid. Right time. Oh my god, Huda. It's so bad.

SPEAKER_03 52:11

That was a big thing on the camping trip, is the what? When Huda realizes that everyone voted Jeremiah and RSV-What? What?

SPEAKER_01 52:19

Yeah. Oh my god, she kills me. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 52:24

Didn't know.

unknown 52:25

Bad.

SPEAKER_03 52:26

Good girls talk.

SPEAKER_02 52:28

Guess that being bad gone cost gon cost. Sorry if I pissed you off right off.

SPEAKER_03 52:34

Being everything you want. Say it without saying nothing. He'll click yes.

SPEAKER_02 52:43

They want me. Act mad. They say it's still they watch it. I don't like that. They still it should be, they still watch them, but still they watch insure. Okay. Oh, that got that walk. Got that top.

SPEAKER_03 52:53

Got that box. Got that sock. Got that drip. Got that grip. Got that grip, got that uh, got that um.

SPEAKER_02 52:58

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 52:59

Rhyming uh with uh.

SPEAKER_02 53:02

Oh my god. Damn. It's kind of like when Taylor Sharp Rhymed like, ooh, with ooh. She went blue.

SPEAKER_03 53:11

But Olivia Rodriguez, the cure came out. You listen to that one.

SPEAKER_02 53:13

Oh, uh of course. Good as fuck. Of course, good as fuck. Can I say something though without getting um in trouble? Whatever. It's my truth. I love the beginning of the cure, right? I was like, oh, she's reheating like Foo Fighters Nachos down. Right, right, right, right, right. But in a good way. Yeah. She kind of had like her Elliot Smith vibe going on with like the kind of like whisper. She even called it the cure, like. Yeah. I was like, okay, I see what you're cooking here. I want one song of hers that doesn't crescendo into like this big, like, but in my head. I would have loved that song if it just kind of stayed very low. A little lower. Yeah. A little belly. I feel like every single song of hers, which is also like if it ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess. Totally, totally. Keep it. She's got that formula. Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like every song of hers kind of follows the same formula of like quiet, kind of like little verbs. Like into like the pre-chorus and then this big like production. It's like I I want one song without like a big buildup. See, just keep it kind of like raw bare bones.

SPEAKER_03 54:14

I really understand that. My only thing is I like to sing in the card to that. Oh, and I was yesterday. I was belted.

SPEAKER_02 54:24

And my heart is full of doubt. Yeah. In the music video, so good. She looks looking amazing.

SPEAKER_03 54:31

But you know, like it triggers me to see her.

SPEAKER_02 54:33

Yeah, because the nightmares.

SPEAKER_03 54:34

The nightmares. Like I knew I was gonna get one.

SPEAKER_02 54:36

The nightmares. You know what's funny too? Did you well, I didn't even watch Huda's music video, obviously but I saw clips. Yeah. I there's something I love about an artist who is so committed to just just like looking hot. That like they can't ever like let go and like be crazy. Yeah. All of Huda's angles, first of all, same thing. It's one side of her face. She goes, got that drip. Got that drip.

SPEAKER_03 54:57

No, literally, it's like dream face reveal.

SPEAKER_02 54:59

Yeah. Like, oh my god, you like so I could not. She could not. Like when artists are so hyper-focused on how they look, you can tell like they're not fully performing. Cause like they're just like, Do I look pretty? Yeah. Yeah. And I know, I know a few. I know a few. No, Olivia Rodrigo loves so exactly.

SPEAKER_03 55:23

I hate that I have mutual friends with her. It makes you want to die. It makes you want to die. It makes you want to die. Or like when you meet another person in LA who's like, oh, my friends will my friend's friends with Liv. Liv.

SPEAKER_02 55:34

Liv. Okay, bring bring us to her.

SPEAKER_06 55:37

Cam just saw her and um why can't I think of his name? Conan Gray. Yeah, just like together, like at a coffee shop.

SPEAKER_04 55:44

Honestly crazy. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, everyone has. I'm sure.

SPEAKER_02 55:51

Yeah, I couldn't contain myself. I I could not act cool. I could not act natural. I'd go up to her and be like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 55:56

I'd be like, you know this person, or you also know.

SPEAKER_03 55:59

And she'd literally be like, security. Yeah, she's like, I'd be like, I practiced the song Vampire in the shower for like a year.

SPEAKER_02 56:06

She'd be like, just start performing it in front of her.

SPEAKER_03 56:08

Yeah, I'd be like, we could be really great friends. We could be really great friends.

SPEAKER_02 56:12

You have no idea, but like we'd be best friends.

SPEAKER_03 56:15

She's like, please get out of my space. Like, yeah. I like crawl back into my small little tent in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_02 56:23

Oh. We were talking, we I like had a discussion like with my friends the other day. That sounded so formal. Like, I had a discussion with my friends the other day. What the fuck? I was talking. I I was talking with my friends the other day. Um, but we were saying, like, she's really the only artist like in that age group that's having like crazy traction, right? Yes. Because she's what, 22? Yeah. Yeah. That's insane. Oh my god. And it's so the thing, too, where it's like I see someone younger than me, like more successful. I'm like, fuck, I'm a fucking chud chopped loser, loser, loser, loser.

SPEAKER_03 56:55

Like yeah. Like we're the same age, and like she's so gifted and talented, and I'm so chop.

SPEAKER_02 57:03

I'm so chud maxing. I'm so chud maxing. I'm wearing a shirt.

SPEAKER_03 57:06

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, and like eating cake with a pork.

SPEAKER_02 57:10

Sheet cake on the table. Oh my god, shirts, fupa out. My roots need to be dyed.

SPEAKER_03 57:15

Having nightmares about this girl who doesn't even know who I am, couldn't give two fucks. She's gonna see that. No, she's never gonna see this. She's never gonna see this. She's never gonna see this. I'm so fucking obsessed with her, too. Like, she's perfect. I think she's like one of the prettiest girls ever made by girls.

SPEAKER_02 57:29

Oh my god, she's literally stunning. Yeah. But we were talking about pop girls, and we were like, she's kind of like in her own category because like everyone else is like a little older.

SPEAKER_03 57:37

Yes, even like Sabrina, Gracie, yeah. They're like all like I don't know. They're all kind of like to like upper 20s.

SPEAKER_02 57:43

Yeah, I feel like she's the only one who's literally 20 to 10.

SPEAKER_06 57:45

I don't even consider her like a pop girl though, for some reason. Like she just like she doesn't to me, like the vibe she gives gives more towards like Phoebe's area. I don't like the aesthetic. Yeah. The way I look at her, at least in my life, which I like more.

SPEAKER_04 57:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 57:59

Because it feels more authentic and real. And I think relatable. But I guess I don't know. I it's also a guy that doesn't listen to a lot of the I like driver's slice. No, not driver's lice. What's the wait? Uh pretty isn't pretty. That's a really good song. That one's really good. That's a really good song.

SPEAKER_02 58:13

Yeah, pretty and oh my god. And like if I had her in middle school, she is like the girl's Taylor Swift now.

SPEAKER_03 58:20

She is the girl's Taylor Swift. Like if I had her in middle school, true Tae daughter.

SPEAKER_02 58:23

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_03 58:23

She's a true daughter. The one thing I can't get behind Taylor on, I can get behind the private jet. I can get I can get behind a lot with Taylor Swift. Oh, I can defend all that. I can defend a lot.

SPEAKER_07 58:33

I can defend all that shit.

SPEAKER_03 58:35

The one thing I can't get behind is the whole of your shit. The grudge. That pisses me off. That pisses me off.

SPEAKER_06 58:42

Oh, dude, I jammed with like one of the guys that fucking did guitar on Taylor's last album. What? I like, which is this kid, he's so good. Hold on. Let me give me one second to pull this up.

SPEAKER_02 58:54

You're just telling us this now?

SPEAKER_06 58:56

I just I forgot to I kept forgetting to talk about it. Amish. Dude, he's so good. It was so much fun. His name's Orion. He did I know, he did 1989. He did the guitars on uh I Know Places and Oh my god. Dude, he was cracked. He was so so cool, but I'm sure.

SPEAKER_02 59:14

I'm sure. Amish. You can't keep secrets for me.

SPEAKER_06 59:20

I forget about it.

SPEAKER_02 59:21

Fucking. I'm like, take me home. No, literally. I'm like, oh no. I'm like, I wanna go home. I've been getting like daughter envy lately. Like, whoever gets to be like Lena Dunham's daughter, I'm so envious. Envious. Like imagine her as your mother. Like, oh my god. The wisdom.

SPEAKER_03 59:37

You have such a horrible relationship.

SPEAKER_02 59:39

The wisdom that she would bestow. The life advice. Oh my god. It would be insane. Like, imagine like Taylor Swift is your mom.

SPEAKER_03 59:46

Oh my god. See, like that actually like makes me want to like kill myself, not even in a jokey way, in like a way that like maybe then I'd be reincarnated as the baby.

SPEAKER_02 59:53

I know. Like, I have a shot. I have a shot. I'll do it. Like, imagine you're going through a breakup, like your first love, and your mom's Taylor fucking Swift.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:03

Hands you a guitar. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:05

No, Taylor Swift is gonna like I I f I feel bad for her children.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:10

In what way?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:11

They're I feel like they're just like, wow, my mom's literally like a god. I don't know what to do.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:16

You know, like that would be really crazy. Like, I don't know how you could handle that.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:20

But she's so humble. I'm like, because I was gonna say, like, oh my god, yeah, they would have to be out of touch, but no, I think she has so much humility that like they would still be like the sweetest ever.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:30

Because I know her personally.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:32

I know her personally. She's literally my good friend Taylor Swift. Except for that one thing to Olivia Rodrigo.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:37

And like that's okay because everyone makes mistakes. I'm sure she had her reasons.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:40

Lord knows I make mistakes.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:41

I made 20 on the way here.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:42

I yelled at so many people on that camping trip. Why? Just lashing out.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:47

I was wrong. I cussed out Cam. Why? Because he was wrong. No, he was wrong. He was wrong.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:52

Yeah, he was wrong.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:53

Like, I was hangry.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:55

I was hangry. I was drunk. And when I'm oh my god, when I'm mad, I'm seeing Redden, like my words shoot to kill. Like, again, I have gone toe-to-toe with my mother, and like we say, we verbally assault the fuck out of each other. So it's like, I feel bad for anyone who has to go toe-to-toe with me because I will say, I will bring up like that one insecurity you pointed out to me three months ago. And then oh, ooh. Like when they go low, I go lower. Lower. It's really crazy. Me and Ty, me and Ty got into like, sorry, I had to crack my knees. Me and Ty. Sorry, I have to like also adjust. I'm doing like the fat shirt pull.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:34

Like this like shirt made me burpee.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:36

Um, me and Ty got like into like one of our biggest fights this past Coachella because he was like, this was day three, like we were all exhausted, we're all like over it. Our voices are gone. His is literally gone. Like he's talking like it's like nothing can come out. Yeah. Me, Ty, and Makawa are watching whoever the fuck was headlining. I don't even know because I was drunk. No, I think day two. Justin. Who was day oh yeah? Justin Bieber. Me, I'm like, who was it? Literally forgot about that ball ass fucking performance, bro. I know. On his laptop, fucking playing Snake.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:10

I loved it. I loved it. Checking on his webkins.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:12

Let me Google myself, see what comes up. Yeah. Fucking Wi-Fi. Again, it's like flopcats in the searches. Literally. Um, but we're watching Justin, and like we were kind of like getting like engulfed in the crowd. We're like, let's leave before everyone else leaves so we can like actually get the fuck out of here and call an Uber. So Makoa's like, okay, I'm gonna lead the way. Me and Makoa turn around, Ty's right behind us. We walk maybe five steps, turn around, Ty's gone. Ty is gone. And I'm telling you, it's like a sea of people. Like you can't find shit. Phones have no service. My phone's dead. Like it's fucked. Me and Makoa are like standing on poles trying to get like a vantage point. We're yelling, we're like, Ty, Ty. Ty's voice is gone, so even if he's yelling for us, nothing's coming out. Like, whatever. So we're like, okay, how can we find him? We're we're searching for him for like 20 minutes. We're like starting to freak out. We end up going up to like the VIP bar, where like maybe he like found someone, whatever. Sure enough, we walk up, he's there like with some mutual friends, and we're like, thank God. He walks over immediately, I think, because we were both so scared and just like didn't know how we're gonna do it. Where are you? Yeah. We both just kind of started like cussing each other out. I was like, what the fuck, Dy? And he's like, what the fuck? Like, why'd you leave me? And like, mind you, not barely anything's coming out, but like I'm picking up like what's going down. And we're just drunk and like on shrimp. So we just start going at each other, and he's going like this. I go, oh God, put a muzzle on you. He starts going and he's like, Yeah, you're fucking lucky. And then, dude, I'm so bad too. Because like I turn to a point, like if I'm arguing, I start rage baiting. So he's yelling at me, he's going, I start going like this. Like I'm playing in his face. Oh, and then I start going, oh, you started yelling, you've already lost.

unknown 1:03:58

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:01

Oh my god. That's how Anya talks to me. Like she always wins the fight.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:06

Because then it's like, oh my god, I will like bait and switch. Like I get you riled up, and like once you're at that point, oh, you're yelling, you already lost. Maybe we should talk about this later when you're more full off. Calm down. God put a muzzle on you. He saw red. I thought he was gonna hit me. I'm so serious. And like if he did, if he hit me, I would have been like honestly justified. God put a muzzle on you. Woo! Woo! That one was good. In the moment, I was like, oh, that he's yelling and just pulling an imaginary rope.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:38

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:40

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:41

Yeah, no, I'm like, I'm working on it.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:44

Yeah, I'm working on it. I need to work on my like interpersonal relationships or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:51

But we've talked about this before, and I think it's because like I used to be so I'm like sweet and docile and nice. Yeah. And then I was kind of like, oh my god, fuck all of you for walking all over me. I swung the pendulum so far in the other way where now it's like I'm almost- You can't do anything. Yeah, I'm like an abused puppy where now I'm just like lashing out of everyone.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:08

But now the problem is like when the gun's pointed, it's pointed at my friends, and it's like, wait, it doesn't need to be like that. Like it doesn't need to be pointed at the people that like like me. Like, you know, like they didn't do anything.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:17

I know, I know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:19

My bad. Sorry. Don't take me camping. Yeah. Don't get lost at Coachella. Yeah. He just got lost. He just got lost. And like I went can't I wanted to go camping. Yeah. I just happened to be in a car with people for too long, and I was like, how does Hamilton? You know, like you know like what Aaron Burr turns evil in in Hamilton.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:40

Never seen.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:41

Oh my god, girl.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:42

I know, I know. I need to though, for your sake and for Trisha's sake.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:46

I fucking love it. I really need a vacuum. If any vacuum companies out there want to sponsor me, we're gonna clip this because I really need a vacuum.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:53

Um yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:54

I need a vacuum, y'all.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:56

I got like an old school bruh broom. Oh, no, you know what? Better because I have this fuck ass Dyson. I'm not kidding. It's one of those ones cordless, right? Right, right, right. You charge it on the charging port, you plug it in, it lasts 10 minutes max. Oh my god, I'm crashing out. I'm doing like two times speed cleaning, trying to like get it all done.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:14

Oh just for that like sleek Dyson.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:17

Oh no, no, no, it is the worst piece of shit. Fucking vacuum. Okay, so Dyson's on her sponsor us. Shark! Sharks! We have a shark here. Sharks! Sharks! Wait, yeah. Oh my god, and I'll shit on your competition. I'll die. I'll sit here and I'll talk down on Dyson. I want a room.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:32

That's the first brand deal you guys get. It's a fucking vacuum.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:36

Dream. I'd be so happy. Great. I'd be so happy. You only have to pay me in a vacuum. Yeah. It's like, give me a vacuum. I'll take happily. Stephen Colbert ended.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:47

What?

SPEAKER_03 1:06:48

Well. Oh no, no, no, no, no. They don't want to talk about 9-11. Um they canceled Stephen Colbert because he talked out about Trump during the election. His thing finally ended. It literally ended. They like can't like they canceled Stephen Colbert. His show is gone.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:05

No fucking way.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:06

Because he talked out he talked about about Trump and like what?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:09

This happened to like Jimmy Kimmel, too.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:10

No, this happened to Jimmy Kimmel for like two nights.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:12

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:14

They're owned by, I think, the Ellisons. We all work for the Ellisons in one way or another. This podcast, somehow the Ellisons are making money. Somehow, somehow, somehow, somehow. Anyway, so Colbert is ended.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:29

Oh, great. Fabulous. I love that. I bought groceries the other day, $300. Yep. My health insurance is like $400. Every day I get in the letter, a letter in the mail. Something increased. Something. Car payment increase. Somehow.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:43

$6.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:44

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:45

Lucky $5.95.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:47

They're going to start charging for breathing. Uh-huh. Breathing, $10.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:51

If it's $595. Yep. Trump's America. This is Trump's America. Well, I guess we'll continue on Patreon.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:57

I guess that's on that on that.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:59

We're going to drink champagne. We're going to eat more of this cake. Thank you for a thousand subscribers on Patreon.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:04

Thank you for a thousand subs. Yeah, we're going to continue the party over on Patreon. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:09

We keep threatening to up the price, but low-key, I don't know how to do it. So it's still five dollars.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:15

And like it will be until like I learn the interface.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:20

Just wait until we get it. Just wait till I blow up.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:24

Oh my god, sorry if I was drooling on the mic. I took up her pananol on the way here because I was so late that like I gave myself anxiety. And then I felt so bad, so I took up her pananol, and now I'm like nodding off. I need to stop.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:35

I'm like worried because I said that thing about the gay boys, but like I am allowed to say it, and it's fucked up if you think that I'm not.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:40

Yep, right, and stand on it. This is American. Yep. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. Let me tell you this.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:49

I'm like, sorry, I said this.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:50

Never let a man call you a bitch and never go camping.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:53

Don't go camping unless your your mood is in the right place. You didn't don't, sorry, Barry.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:59

Love you guys so much.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:00

Bye, illy illy illy. Flop your wings.